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- Mwah!
- Okay, I've fed you.
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Now, who's ready
to watch some basketball?
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Why am I looking at you?
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I don't know. Unlike you,
I don't need a reason
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to watch a bunch of guys
run around in shorts.
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Don't ruin this for me like
you did with olympic diving.
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- Cam?
- Recording it.
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Mitch and I are taking
Alex and Manny to an art exhibit.
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But, of course,
everybody is welcome to join.
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It's a retrospective on "post-war
abstract expressionism".
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Wait. For school?
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No, for life.
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Oh, thank God.
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I don't even know who
we fought in the post war.
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Told you one car was enough.
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- Looks like it's just the two amigos.
- Haley?
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Oh, sorry to brunch and bail,
grandpa, but I've got a date.
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Uh, with whom?
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A gorgeous guy I met at school.
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Ooh, goes there
or cleans there?
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Mom.
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Answer the question.
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So everyone's leaving?
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I wish I had known this before
I served the good bacon.
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You did not serve
the good bacon.
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Shh! Don't you have
a tiny dress to buy?
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Yes, we do!
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We asked Gloria to take Lily
to pick out her flower-girl dress.
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Yeah, we're clearly not following
every wedding tradition,
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but there will damn sure
be one dress
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the grooms don't see
until the big day.
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And we also asked Claire to go
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because we thought
her sensible style
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nicely complements
Gloria's flair.
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That way Lily doesn't
end up looking too...
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Or too...
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"Wah-wah."
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Synced and corrected by gloriabg
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There's my boy.
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I know you're talking to Joe,
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but that still feels
really good to hear.
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Okay, clocking out.
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Ch-ch-boop!
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You know, Andy, if you want,
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you can stay
and watch the game.
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Otherwise, I'll just
be here by myself.
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I'm right here.
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I-I'd love to,
Mr. P,
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but I got to come up
with an anniversary gift
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for my girlfriend.
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I make her something
different every year,
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like a scrapbook
or a nice scarf.
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This year, I was thinking
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maybe I could bake her
some banana bread.
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Ohh, I am the king
of banana bread.
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You know my secret?
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No nuts.
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Not such a secret.
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I used to make stuff
for Claire all the time.
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Pretty sure my artistry
is what locked her down.
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I got to make this year's special.
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With her in the Coast Guard,
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I, like, hardly ever
get to see her.
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Well, this is just off the dome,
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but, uh, maybe
send her a fun video?
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Ooh, she does love
"Rock of ages."
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Or you could
make your own video...
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Something romantic and personal
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with real production value.
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I got some pretty choice
equipment back at the house.
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I'd be happy to help.
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- Would you really?
- Yeah!
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Yes!
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Great! Let's do it!
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Luke, buddy,
I'll pick you up later.
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We can go check out some wheels.
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I thought you were gonna
stay and watch the game.
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I knew you loved me.
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Get out!
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Come on.
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Wheels? What, are you
looking at cars already?
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Pottery wheels.
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I have to pick
a spring elective,
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and dad thinks
I should take ceramics
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'cause lots of girls do.
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You know what
a lot of girls don't do?
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Guys who take ceramics.
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You got a wood shop
at your school?
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I can't really build stuff.
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I mostly take apart
and apologize.
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You got to know
how to build things.
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- I can build suspense.
- How?
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Well, get this.
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Huh?
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Garage. Now.
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What's a bridal store?
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It's a place with
the most wonderful dresses
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that you have ever seen.
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We're gonna get you
the perfect one
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even if it takes us all day.
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Found it.
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Oh, no, sweetie.
That's a costume.
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You can't wear a costume
to a wedding.
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Why not?
Belle's a princess.
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She faced the beast.
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She stood up
to the townspeople.
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What have you done?
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I... got us into that tiny,
little parking spot.
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Princess dresses are not
the only pretty dresses.
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I want to be a princess.
I want to be a princess!
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Stop that right now.
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Your dads want you to have
a flower-girl dress,
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and that's what
we're going to get you.
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So march.
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It was... It was marked
"compact" and...
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and we're driving a minivan, so...
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Hey, thanks
for inviting us to this.
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Oh, no problem.
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You know, I'm surprised
that this particular foursome
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doesn't hang out
more often, considering...
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We're the cultured ones
in the family?
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I wouldn't say that.
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Outside of this group.
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Did you know your father
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actually goes to the grocery store
to buy books?
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I did know that, yeah.
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I also know that the best way
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to get my sister
to fall asleep is to...
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Show her a movie
with subtitles.
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Bonne nuit, mama.
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We should be nice and grateful
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that we have this day
to spend together
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in our own private salon.
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Don't tell my mom that.
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She'll show up and ask
to get her roots done.
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- Manny!
- It's true.
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Thanks, Manny.
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I am so excited
for this exhibit.
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I'm such an admirer
of Kandinsky.
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You know, he was credited
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with painting the first
truly abstract work.
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- Is that so?
- Mm-hmm.
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To be honest,
I was a little nervous
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about holding my own
with those three,
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so [Smacks lips] I did a little
boning up on Kandinsky.
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Figured it couldn't hurt to have
a few facts in my pocket.
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My backup plan was to touch
a painting and get thrown out.
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Miss, hi.
Excuse me.
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Can you tell us where
the Kandinsky exhibit is?
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You know, Wassily Kandinsky?
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Born in Moscow,
son of a tea merchant?
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I'm sorry.
That exhibit was temporary.
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It's closed.
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What?
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No.
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Oh, I love this Matisse.
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You know this is
one of his final works.
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His failing health led to his
exploration of paper cutouts.
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Ah, yes. I believe he called it
"painting with scissors."
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Mm-hmm. And he was also
a contemporary of Picasso.
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You can definitely see
how they influenced each other.
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- Right, Cam?
- Huh?
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Uh, well, you know,
it really reminds me...
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of, uh, Kandinsky.
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How so?
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Well, not so much in look,
more in texture.
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- No, no, Cam!
- No, please, sir, don't touch the art.
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I'm sorry.
I'll leave the premises.
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No, it's... it's fine.
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Just take a few steps back.
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Beth, I would swim
the deepest, sharkiest oceans
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to be with you.
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What are you doing?
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Cut!
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Well, now we have
a blooper reel.
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We're making a video love letter
for Andy's girlfriend.
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Your dad uses his computer
to put in cool backgrounds
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while I act out all the things
that I would do to be with her,
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like swim an ocean
or climb a mountain.
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Ooh, how about
you buy a plane ticket
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and visit her
like a normal person?
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I would, but the Coast Guard
keeps her really busy.
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Eyes.
Does she like it?
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She's probably so lonely with
only two other women to talk to
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in her whole 40-person unit.
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So you're saying
it's just your girlfriend
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and 36 super in-shape dudes?
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37. And it's not what you think.
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The Coast Guard seriously
frowns on fraternizing.
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It's forbidden.
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That doesn't make it hot.
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Oh, I got some on your face.
You're gonna shine.
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I'll go get some of my...
Claire's powder.
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My Claire.
She's my wife.
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I thought you had
a date to go on.
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I do.
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When's he gonna get here?
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Whenever he does.
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He's just, like,
a few minutes late.
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I'm sorry.
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That is so rude.
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A real man would be more
considerate of your time.
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You're right.
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That's why every year
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People magazine names the
"consideratest" man alive.
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Oh, man, you can make
fun of me all you want,
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but when you grow up,
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you'll see what qualities
make up a real man.
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Someone say "makeup"?
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I did.
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All right, here we go.
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Oh, yeah.
Much better.
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You know what? I think
I'm gonna shadow down here.
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Gloria, you are gonna
love this one.
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I think we have finally
found the perfect dress.
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Ta-da.
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It's nice,
but I don't like the bow.
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Let's try more.
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We've tried on
six dresses already.
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She's fine with this.
Right, Lily?
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I don't care.
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See? She loves it.
Done.
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Go try the lace one.
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Seriously?
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This is endless.
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Why are you dragging this out?
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Because we haven't
found the right dress.
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You have got to be
a better shopper than this.
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I have seen you buy three
outfits while driving a car.
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Come on. It's fun.
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I don't have any daughters.
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All I get to buy is tuxedos,
and they all look the same.
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But don't tell Manny that, because
I don't want to hear another lecture.
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It's funny.
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I have never cared
about any of this stuff.
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I didn't even wear a wedding
dress when I married Phil.
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Never even tried one on.
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Easy.
That is the reaction
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for when there's a man
behind me with a gun.
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All I said is I don't care
about wedding dresses.
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Because you've never
been in one.
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I'm gonna pick some
for you to try.
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Okay, no, no.
No need. Mnh-mnh.
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Come on, you'll feel beautiful.
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Then you can go back
to your... boy clothes.
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Hey.
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I bought this shirt for Luke
and I couldn't return it.
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And I don't have all day
to try on dresses.
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Oh, and I do?
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It'll be fun for me.
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You're my stepdaughter.
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I'm older than you.
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You see?
It's already fun.
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We're gonna start by building
a simple toolbox.
255
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First, I'm gonna show you
how to cut the wood.
256
00:08:16,598 --> 00:08:18,732
I know you're a little young
for this, Goober.
257
00:08:18,734 --> 00:08:19,866
Try to soak it all up.
258
00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:21,601
- What's this thing?
- A table vise.
259
00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:24,070
Table vise, ta...
260
00:08:24,072 --> 00:08:25,205
No.
261
00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:26,873
I already went through this
with Mitchell.
262
00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,508
That's what we're here
to prevent.
263
00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,577
Didn't your dad teach you
any of this stuff?
264
00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:32,746
He says the only tool you need
is a sense of humor.
265
00:08:32,748 --> 00:08:34,280
'Cause who needs
the jaws of life
266
00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:35,715
if you have
a good knock-knock joke?
267
00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:38,418
Luke, grab the goggles
over there, please.
268
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,621
And try to pay attention.
269
00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:44,290
We measure twice,
and we cut once.
270
00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:46,526
Hey, grandpa,
can you bench 180 pounds?
271
00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:48,128
I just said pay attention.
272
00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,230
And that's actually 205
with the bar.
273
00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,098
I'll lift that for you later.
274
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,136
I can see you're not
gonna let up about that.
275
00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,138
- Eh, I'm okay.
- Spot me.
276
00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,707
Now, if this thing goes south,
277
00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,208
I want you to call 911
278
00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:05,111
and tell Joe his old man
died as he lived...
279
00:09:05,113 --> 00:09:06,746
saving a trainload of people.
280
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,489
All right.
That's enough for now.
281
00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:18,091
Whoa.
282
00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:21,094
Tell me everything you know
about women.
283
00:09:24,599 --> 00:09:26,332
Yeah, that last thing.
284
00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:28,434
Funny. Funny. Funny.
285
00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:30,303
I must be a little behind
you guys.
286
00:09:30,305 --> 00:09:31,404
His words.
287
00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:35,275
Do you feel
what's happening here?
288
00:09:35,277 --> 00:09:36,609
- I feel pinching.
- No.
289
00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:38,778
I'm the weak link
of this super group.
290
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,113
They know it and I know it.
291
00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:41,514
It's fine when we're all
in a big group,
292
00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:44,083
but once we're separated
from the herd,
293
00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,152
- the hooves come out.
- Don't you mean "claws"?
294
00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:49,255
Clawed animals don't
travel in herds, Mitchell.
295
00:09:49,257 --> 00:09:51,825
Packs, flocks, and prides.
Why can't we be on a farm?
296
00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:53,626
I'd make you all
look like such idiots.
297
00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:55,295
You know what?
298
00:09:55,297 --> 00:09:57,163
I'm just gonna wait outside.
299
00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:58,798
Wh... no.
Cam, come on.
300
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,333
You're being silly.
301
00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:03,937
To be perfectly honest,
I-I really needed Cam to stay.
302
00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:06,206
The minute he goes,
I'm the dumb one.
303
00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,141
I-I took an art history class once,
304
00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:10,877
but that was just to look
at naked Italian dudes, so...
305
00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:13,213
Remember now,
you're in subzero temperatures.
306
00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:14,814
The only thing keeping you warm
307
00:10:14,816 --> 00:10:17,116
is the heat
of your fiery passion.
308
00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,285
And...
Go!
309
00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,687
My beautiful Beth...
310
00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,156
- Colder!
- My b-b-beautiful B-Beth.
311
00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:24,390
- Colder!
- B-b-b-b...
312
00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:26,226
That's too cold.
That's too cold.
313
00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:27,293
B-B-Beth!
314
00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,229
Now we're talking!
315
00:10:29,231 --> 00:10:30,363
You're so beautiful to me!
316
00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:31,397
Yes!
317
00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:34,033
Why am I so intent
on helping Andy?
318
00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:36,169
I love filmmaking
and I love love.
319
00:10:36,171 --> 00:10:39,372
I guess you could say
I enjoy making love on film,
320
00:10:39,374 --> 00:10:42,208
and now I don't have
to do it by myself.
321
00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:45,378
Beth, this is my long way
of saying I miss you.
322
00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,580
Th... uh.
You know, this is weird.
323
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,148
I don't really know
where to look.
324
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:53,419
J-just look deep into my eyes
and sweep me off my feet.
325
00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:55,121
All right.
326
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,590
Honey...
327
00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:59,092
- Yeah, that's weird.
- It is. Yeah.
328
00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:00,226
Haley, honey, can you help us?
329
00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:01,694
I don't think anyone can.
330
00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,030
Just let Andy hold your
"Officer and a gentleman" style,
331
00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:06,499
and I'll superimpose Beth's face
over yours on the computer.
332
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,934
That's insane.
333
00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,602
I know.
I can do anything with this.
334
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:11,571
- If she's not comfortable...
- You know what, guys?
335
00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,172
This whole thing
is really sad and pathetic.
336
00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,909
No girl wants a guy
that tries this hard.
337
00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:18,378
If I got this video,
I'd call the police.
338
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,780
Some girls actually like guys
who are nice to them.
339
00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:22,348
Some girls like 36 of them.
340
00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,883
There's 37 of them!
341
00:11:23,885 --> 00:11:25,184
Okay, this is passion.
We can use it.
342
00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,155
Andy, pick her up.
343
00:11:27,356 --> 00:11:28,856
All right, let's just
get this over with.
344
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:31,357
Oh, my gosh, he's actually
picking me up! Dad!
345
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,226
It's just for a minute.
Now lock eyes and...
346
00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:34,193
Action.
347
00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:40,800
Honey, this is my long way
of saying I miss you.
348
00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:43,202
I don't have to
climb a mountain
349
00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:47,073
or swim an ocean
to be with you,
350
00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:49,609
'cause you're always with me...
351
00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,411
In my thoughts,
352
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,546
my dreams...
353
00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:55,214
My heart.
354
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:59,085
You deserve more than
I could possibly ever give you,
355
00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,354
but everything I have is yours.
356
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,557
I love you.
357
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,394
Cut!
358
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:09,662
That was beautiful.
359
00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,230
I really felt that one.
Did you feel that one?
360
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:12,632
No, I didn't feel anything.
361
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,267
I was talking to Andy.
362
00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:16,302
I know!
Put me down, freak!
363
00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:17,270
Ugh!
364
00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:18,471
Wow.
365
00:12:18,473 --> 00:12:21,341
That really takes me back
to my cheerleading days.
366
00:12:23,002 --> 00:12:24,369
How could a guy
with so much pain
367
00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:25,504
create such hopeful imagery?
368
00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:26,872
I certainly
couldn't paint like that
369
00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:28,640
if my mother was dying
of consumption.
370
00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:29,841
The last time she had a cold,
371
00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:32,210
I could barely arrange
the flowers on the front table.
372
00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:33,712
You know what I found
so interesting?
373
00:12:33,714 --> 00:12:35,313
Was that the first painting
and the last painting
374
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:36,381
were so similar,
375
00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:37,782
and I think that that
was intentional,
376
00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:40,051
a comment on the perpetual
motion of life.
377
00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:41,786
The first painting
was the last painting.
378
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:42,854
We walked in a circle.
379
00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,690
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
380
00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:47,976
So... you know,
I'm gonna go check on Cam
381
00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:50,078
- because he's been alone f-for
quite some time. - Mm-hmm.
382
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,880
And, you know, he's probably
touching a painting.
383
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:53,348
N-no, don't go!
384
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,716
We're having such a good time.
385
00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:57,652
I guess it's just
you and me now.
386
00:12:57,654 --> 00:13:00,489
It was okay when Cam left and
passed the dunce cap to Mitchell,
387
00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:02,691
but with him gone,
it went to me.
388
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,060
What I would've given
to have Luke there.
389
00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,161
Ah, Luke.
390
00:13:06,163 --> 00:13:08,663
Sweet as custard
and just as smart.
391
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,066
And presto.
392
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,201
Thank you so much, Mr. Dunphy.
393
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,736
I wish I could
repay you somehow.
394
00:13:14,738 --> 00:13:17,272
Nah. Next time you're with
your girlfriend, just think of me.
395
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,073
Done.
396
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:20,108
Later.
397
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,543
Who's that?
398
00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:22,444
My date.
399
00:13:22,446 --> 00:13:24,246
Your lunch date?
It's 5:00.
400
00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:25,280
He fell asleep.
401
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,977
But he texted me
right when he woke up.
402
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,579
Well, then, you'd think he'd be well-rested
enough to walk to the front door.
403
00:13:29,581 --> 00:13:31,548
Yeah, a gentleman honks
to support the troops,
404
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:32,682
not summon his girlfriend.
405
00:13:32,684 --> 00:13:34,151
Although my girlfriend is a troop,
406
00:13:34,153 --> 00:13:36,053
so in my case,
it's a little confusing.
407
00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:37,921
Oh, my God, it's still talking.
408
00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:39,723
Because it knows
you're not being respected.
409
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:40,924
- Thank you.
- You bet.
410
00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:42,893
Ugh. You guys don't understand
how dating works
411
00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:43,894
in the real world.
412
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,362
What are you talking about?
413
00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,664
Look at everything Andy
did for Beth today.
414
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,367
I just live my life
to make her happy.
415
00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:51,368
I'm gonna give this
to the mailman
416
00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,836
who's gonna give it
to the Coast Guard,
417
00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:54,271
and by this time tomorrow,
418
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,939
someone in the Coast Guard's
419
00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,075
gonna be giving it
to my girlfriend.
420
00:13:58,077 --> 00:13:59,443
Can you imagine
the smile on her face
421
00:13:59,445 --> 00:14:00,911
when she takes it all in?
422
00:14:00,913 --> 00:14:05,115
Okay, I'm gonna go while you two
replay that in your minds.
423
00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:08,185
Oh, my gosh.
424
00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:09,920
Would you like
to re-enact "Gravity"?
425
00:14:09,922 --> 00:14:11,054
Yes.
Sandra Bullock!
426
00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,856
Ugh. Dang it!
427
00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:14,491
Good call.
That was quick.
428
00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:17,260
Hey.
429
00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:18,528
"Hey"?
430
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,764
That's what I get after
I waited for you all afternoon?
431
00:14:20,766 --> 00:14:22,799
Uh... You look good?
432
00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,134
I know that.
433
00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:25,969
You were supposed
to pick me up hours ago.
434
00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:28,205
You were, like,
the first or second person
435
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:29,539
I texted after I woke up.
436
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,375
Aww!
That's so sweet.
437
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,211
Did it even occur to you
to come to the door?
438
00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,213
Who comes to the door?
439
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:37,614
A gentleman.
440
00:14:37,616 --> 00:14:40,283
Could you at least open
the car door for me?
441
00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:44,254
Now can we go?
442
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:46,723
You know what?
Go take another nap.
443
00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:47,991
I'd rather wait for someone
444
00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:49,459
who'd walk through
a blizzard for me
445
00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:51,161
and only honks
to support the troops!
446
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:53,130
I don't understand you.
447
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:54,931
Neither do I!
448
00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:00,403
Ta-da.
449
00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:03,406
Claire, you look beautiful.
You're glowing.
450
00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:05,142
I'm not glowing.
I'm sweating.
451
00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:06,476
Come on.
452
00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:09,312
Look at yourself in the mirror.
453
00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:13,617
Don't tell me that you don't
feel gorgeous and special.
454
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,752
Wow.
455
00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:17,454
You're right.
456
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,322
I am radiant.
457
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:24,261
Oh, it's like I'm in a...
In a fairy tale or a dream.
458
00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:25,328
Oh!
459
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,263
Lies!
460
00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:28,031
You're faking it.
461
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,366
Well, I'm sorry!
462
00:15:29,368 --> 00:15:30,767
Look who raised me.
463
00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:34,671
I am my father's daughter...
And also kind of his son.
464
00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,607
And I lied about
that being Luke's shirt.
465
00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:38,874
I bought it for myself
in three colors.
466
00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,876
I am trying to help you out
here, Gloria,
467
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:42,478
but this just isn't me.
468
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,013
You did help me.
469
00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:46,048
I am glad
I didn't have daughters.
470
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,584
You know, at least
when I take Manny shopping,
471
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,352
we make a day of it.
472
00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:53,889
I don't even have to ask him to
twirl because he just does it.
473
00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:55,891
Vamos, Lily!
474
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,661
Lily?
475
00:15:58,663 --> 00:15:59,562
- Lily?
- Lily?
476
00:15:59,564 --> 00:16:00,696
Is she... No.
477
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,264
- No?
- She's gone. She's gone.
478
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,065
- Lily!
- Wait. Wait.
479
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,433
Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
480
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:05,768
No, the dress!
481
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:07,870
- Lily?
- Lily?
482
00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,839
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
483
00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:12,915
I can't run in these shoes!
484
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,967
I bet you wish you had
boy shoes now, huh?
485
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,001
Lily?
486
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,371
- Claire, stop!
- What?
487
00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,306
- Look!
- Oh, my God.
488
00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:26,011
Okay, run, run.
Come on. Come on!
489
00:16:29,717 --> 00:16:31,984
She looks so happy.
490
00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:33,152
She does.
491
00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:35,154
Oh, she really does.
492
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,156
They're gonna kill us.
493
00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:39,191
What sort of princess?
494
00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:42,761
The kind that dances with beasts
and won't marry Gaston.
495
00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:43,729
- Really?
- What?
496
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:45,364
It's the only dress she likes.
497
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,900
Lily wants to come
to the wedding as Belle.
498
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:50,536
Makes sense. She went to Pepper's
seder as "Dora the explorer".
499
00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:53,705
I-it's fine.
500
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:55,007
Are you sure?
501
00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,341
Yes. Yes.
502
00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:58,010
A-as long as she's happy.
503
00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,912
A gay wedding is hardly
the place to stop someone
504
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,447
from being who they want to be.
505
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,183
They said it's fine.
506
00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:06,185
Yay!
I'm finally happy!
507
00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,020
Mm!
508
00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:09,188
What?
509
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,023
I saw you twirl.
510
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,024
Oh, I did not.
511
00:17:12,026 --> 00:17:13,392
Yes, you did.
512
00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:15,461
Such a pretty girl.
513
00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:16,595
Shut up.
514
00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,063
You're a girl.
515
00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,765
How about that daughter
of ours?
516
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,733
She marches to the beat
of her own drum, huh?
517
00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:22,601
Yeah. Exactly.
518
00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:24,136
S-so, why are we
so concerned
519
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,871
what two nerdy teenagers
think of us?
520
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,473
Isn't the true mark
of intelligence
521
00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:28,941
being able to admit
what you don't know?
522
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,876
- Shh. Here comes Manny.
- Oh, my God. Did he hear me?
523
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:31,643
Hey, guys.
524
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:32,711
Nothin'.
525
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:34,046
Hey, what are you doing
out here?
526
00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:36,048
You guys invited us so we
could spend the day together.
527
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,950
It felt wrong that
you two are out here
528
00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,384
and I was in there
all alone with Alex.
529
00:17:39,386 --> 00:17:40,652
Couldn't keep up, could you?
530
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:42,221
She knows everything.
She made a docent cry.
531
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,922
It's okay.
We're faking it, too.
532
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,624
- Well, duh.
- There you guys are.
533
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:46,625
Nothin'.
534
00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:48,160
Uh, we were just
headed back in.
535
00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:49,261
Yeah, I'm getting
a second wind.
536
00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:50,896
Oh, no, no, no.
That's okay.
537
00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:53,465
- Uh, what do you say we go
check out some food trucks? - Really?
538
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:54,967
I'll go back in
if you guys want,
539
00:17:54,969 --> 00:17:56,668
but I'm actually really hungry.
540
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,504
- Yeah, whatever you want.
- Okay, well, whatever you need, yeah.
541
00:17:58,506 --> 00:17:59,705
Thanks, guys.
542
00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:03,575
If I'm being honest,
I had to get out of there.
543
00:18:03,577 --> 00:18:06,245
I was exhausted from having
to dumb it down all day.
544
00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,013
Really? The neck?
545
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:10,983
Yeah, a kiss on the neck
opens all kinds of doors.
546
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,017
Last one.
547
00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:17,022
Great job, champ.
548
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:18,323
Who said you
can't build anything?
549
00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:20,926
My dad, the police, a doctor.
550
00:18:20,928 --> 00:18:23,095
You got a gift.
Trust me. Take shop.
551
00:18:23,097 --> 00:18:25,030
I think I'm gonna.
552
00:18:25,032 --> 00:18:27,366
Hey, how'd you get to know
so much about everything?
553
00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:28,634
From my dad, mostly.
554
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,669
He taught me how to
use a drill, change a tire,
555
00:18:30,671 --> 00:18:33,005
fake an injury when a buddy
asks you to help him move.
556
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:35,274
Everything a
man needs to get by.
557
00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:37,342
I'm just glad I have someone
to pass it on to.
558
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,510
You've got Manny.
559
00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:40,179
Mm.
560
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,948
Manny came to me
kind of fully cooked.
561
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,183
And I was an idiot
with Mitchell,
562
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:46,318
and by the time this guy
gets old enough,
563
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,653
who knows
how much I'll remember?
564
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:51,056
These are my prime
wisdom-giving years.
565
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:52,491
You got any more
questions, Luke?
566
00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:54,793
Just one...
Can I have a sip?
567
00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,161
The beer? Sure.
What the hell.
568
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:57,996
Awesome.
My first drink of beer.
569
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,998
I remember the day
I gave Mitchell
570
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
his first taste of beer.
571
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,502
He winced and carried on
572
00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:06,038
like someone was digging
a bullet out of his leg.
573
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:10,542
I couldn't take that
moment away from Phil.
574
00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,211
Hang on. Wait a second.
Let me see that.
575
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,347
No, this beer's skunked.
576
00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:16,515
It's no good.
577
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,517
Damn fridge must be
on the fritz again.
578
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:19,585
Aw, man.
579
00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:20,552
Really?
580
00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:21,920
Sorry, buddy.
581
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,755
It's probably time to call
your dad anyway, right?
582
00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:25,090
- Okay.
- Wait a second.
583
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,258
I want to give you something.
584
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,359
But those are yours.
585
00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:28,694
What's a grandfather for
586
00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:30,829
if he can't give his grandson
a couple of tools?
587
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,331
Thanks, grandpa.
588
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,001
Joe...
589
00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:38,937
I know you're all about
the boobs right now,
590
00:19:38,939 --> 00:19:41,106
but trust me...
591
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,841
the neck.
592
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:46,878
Don't let go!
593
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,748
Don't worry,
George Clooney, I won't!
594
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,116
You're too handsome!
595
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:54,553
Watch out for incoming
space junk!
596
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:56,188
From where?
597
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,589
Your zipper's down!
598
00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:59,124
Oh, is it?
599
00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:00,425
- Yeah, it is.
- Just... sorry.
600
00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:01,627
What's Andy doing here?
601
00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,528
They're making a video
for his girlfriend.
602
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,864
Yeah? What's it called,
"Dorks in space"?
603
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,399
Oh, it was actually sweet.
604
00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:08,700
It's weird.
605
00:20:08,702 --> 00:20:11,036
There's something about him.
You know what I mean?
606
00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:12,804
Yeah, he's just like dad.
607
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,740
Ew, ew, ew!
608
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:16,942
In space, no one
can hear you scream.
609
00:20:16,944 --> 00:20:17,943
What?!
610
00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:21,380
In space, no one
can hear you scream!
611
00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:23,115
I can't hear you!
612
00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,651
In space... Oh, I just got it.
That's good. That's good.
613
00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:26,551
Thank you.
614
00:20:26,553 --> 00:20:27,552
That's awesome.
615
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,588
There's no denying
it is original,
616
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,556
but you can see
the influence of Pollock.
617
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,692
While the pattern seems
haphazard and random,
618
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:37,094
it belies a purposefulness...
A-an intentionality.
619
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,666
You know, I think
what I'm responding to
620
00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:42,336
is the clashing
juxtaposition of color...
621
00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:45,038
The bright yellow
against the dark background.
622
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,975
It's like a ray of sunshine
in an otherwise bleak world.
623
00:20:48,977 --> 00:20:51,678
- If I may take a contrary position...
- Mm.
624
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,814
I think it speaks
to the absurdity
625
00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:55,882
- and folly of human endeavor.
- Mm.
626
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:58,719
Like our futile struggle
for perfection.
627
00:20:58,721 --> 00:20:59,720
I get it.
628
00:20:59,722 --> 00:21:00,721
I got mustard on my shirt.
629
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:01,788
Get over it.
630
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,023
I know we're joking,
but all kidding aside,
631
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:05,192
it really does remind me
of Kandinsky's...
632
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:06,159
Oh!
633
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:14,959
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