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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,625 Dear Santa... 4 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:43,582 My favorite book ever is "The Christmas Bow." 5 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,709 You're the main character... 6 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:47,917 but you know that. 7 00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:52,000 In the chapter at the toy store, 8 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,959 you tell Anabelle that 9 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,291 you can't wrap up the important gifts. 10 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:00,417 I never understood what that meant 11 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,709 until this year. 12 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:06,959 I'm writing because I need the most important gift 13 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:08,667 I've ever asked for. 14 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:15,541 You will not be bland like last year. 15 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,750 You will not be dry like last year. 16 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,000 Just work with me here. 17 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,625 Yeah, I'm talking to a turkey. 18 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:27,041 Mommy, it's ready! 19 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,583 No, not for another 36 hours, baby. 20 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:30,917 No, my letter. 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,083 You're cooking a turkey for 36 hours? 22 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:36,250 I read about slow roasting on the Internet. 23 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,041 It keeps it juicy. 24 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,750 It's a little early for a letter to Santa, isn't it? 25 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,458 How many days till Thanksgiving? 26 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:45,333 Point taken. 27 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:49,250 All right, I will give it to Ben first thing in the morning. 28 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,457 Want to help with the Ritz cracker stuffing? 29 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,625 Daddy loved the Ritz cracker stuffing. 30 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,125 Yes, he did. 31 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,709 Clear that. Great. 32 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,290 Start with the crackers. 33 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:03,417 Okay. 34 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,542 You scrunch them and put them in this bowl. 35 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,166 Sounds good, sounds good. 36 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,625 ♪ I want to see you ♪ 37 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:21,834 ♪ This Christmas ♪ 38 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:23,875 ♪ Just see ♪ 39 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:29,375 ♪ How the snow is fallin' down ♪ 40 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:33,333 ♪ Well, I want to see you ♪ 41 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:37,457 ♪ This Christmas ♪ 42 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,250 ♪ Tell good ol' Santa Claus ♪ 43 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:44,250 ♪ I'll be coming to town ♪ 44 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,541 Hey, Celia! 45 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,250 - Morning. Thank you. - Good morning. 46 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,291 - How are you doing? - Good. You have a great day. 47 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,875 - Come back for a cup of coffee. - You too. All right, will do. 48 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,375 - Hey, Esther! - Jake! 49 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,834 Hey. Mwah. June! 50 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,500 Oh, she took her hearing aids out. 51 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,708 - Oh. - That ditzy bird. 52 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,291 Oh. Hey, June! 53 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,500 Oh! 54 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,917 Jake Granger! 55 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,625 Hush! 56 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,417 Dear, we didn't expect to see you today. 57 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,749 I heard they delivered a bunch last night. 58 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,959 Didn't want to leave two pretty young ladies 59 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,333 here all by themselves. 60 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:41,417 Oh, compliments she hears just fine. 61 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,749 A little light, huh? 62 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,083 It's Thanksgiving. 63 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,000 You do have somewhere to go, right? 64 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,333 June. 65 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,083 I'm just looking out for our employee. 66 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,875 You how it's been since the D-I-V. 67 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:57,709 The man knows how to spell "divorce." 68 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,749 Oh! And if you're lonesome, 69 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,208 you can come have dinner with us. 70 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:04,792 Anyway, I'm fine, ladies. 71 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,625 I got big plans tonight. 72 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:16,834 This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life. 73 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:20,000 - Look at you. - Did I leave the door unlocked? 74 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,166 I know where you keep your spare. 75 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,041 Shouldn't you be with your family? 76 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,375 I have three now, Jake. 77 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,291 I have three kids. Are you listening to me? 78 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,417 I will do literally anything to get out of the house. 79 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,750 Even work. 80 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,875 Santa Inc., huh? 81 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:35,750 Look at this. 82 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,917 Gimme, gimme, gimme, more, more, more... 83 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,083 This one thinks Santa and the elves 84 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,750 make Playstations with their little hammers. 85 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,333 Jake, this is no way 86 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,250 for a best-selling author to be living. 87 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,375 You understand that, right? 88 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:50,917 I mean, you think Vonnegut ever pretended 89 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,083 to be Santa Claus for $12 an hour? 90 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,959 Sober, I mean. 91 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:56,666 I like it. I get to write. 92 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,166 What about real writing? 93 00:04:58,250 --> 00:04:59,834 What about writing that buys me a boat? 94 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:05,250 Appearance requests, okay? 95 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,667 That's a lot. 96 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,417 Yeah. You're still very popular, which is amazing 97 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,833 considering you haven't written anything in forever. 98 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:17,166 - Ah, it's only been... - 18 months, buddy. 99 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,417 Yeah. 100 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,166 Listen, I love you. 101 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,834 The publishing company loves you. 102 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,500 Your fans obviously still love you. 103 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:25,667 The only one who didn't love you 104 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,333 was What's-Her-Face. 105 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:29,250 Divorce can be a good thing. 106 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,875 It can be a brush fire clearing out the dead wood. 107 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,040 Do you even listen to half the stuff that you say? 108 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,417 Uh, n... no. 109 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,083 But luckily, neither does the wife. 110 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,792 Which, speaking of, you are invited. 111 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,000 Casa Green. Tonight. For Thanksgiving. 112 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,667 - Yeah, no. - We'll be having Chinese. 113 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,125 Happy Thanksgiving, buddy. 114 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:47,875 Don't leave me alone with them. 115 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:49,208 Please. 116 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,083 ♪ Oh, Christmas time ♪ 117 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:12,500 ♪ It's Christmas time once again ♪ 118 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:15,000 ♪ Christmas time ♪ 119 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,250 ♪ It's Christmas time ♪ 120 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,208 ♪ The snow, it falls on them ♪ 121 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:22,542 ♪ Ooh, the snow falls ♪ 122 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:25,083 - ♪ Snow falls ♪ - ♪ Oh, it's Christmas time ♪ 123 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:29,375 ♪ There's presents under the tree ♪ 124 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,959 Oh! Hey! 125 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:32,291 What? It's barely Thanksgiving. 126 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:33,959 Don't be a spoilsport. 127 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:35,875 ♪ It's Christmas ♪ 128 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:37,583 Randy is right. 129 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:39,709 I just made nine kinds of cranberry sauce. 130 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:42,249 I am in no mood to think about Christmas. 131 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,500 All right, listen up. 132 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,250 My sister and I put a lot of blood, 133 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,583 sweat, and tears into this meal. 134 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:51,792 - Gross. - Not literally. 135 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:54,792 I have only one favor to ask. 136 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,834 Can we please eat like actual people this year 137 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,458 and not devour this meal in 20 minutes? 138 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,291 Go! Come on. 139 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:04,834 You two, go. 140 00:07:04,917 --> 00:07:06,583 Put that down. 141 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:07,959 God, Greg. 142 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,333 At the five, he's in! 143 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:13,583 ♪ It's gonna be a beautiful Christmas ♪ 144 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,250 ♪ The halls are... ♪ 145 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:16,959 Animals. 146 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:18,291 60 years of feminism, 147 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,917 and we're the ones washing the dishes. 148 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,250 You know what Mom used to say. 149 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,709 Married women don't hide in a kitchen 150 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,249 because we have to, but... 151 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,125 Because we want to. 152 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,250 You did not see me. 153 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,583 Oh, just so you know, the turkey was amazing. 154 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:35,917 Thanks, Randy. 155 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,333 You're welcome. 156 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,125 If I, uh, if I knew that you would have been 157 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,959 such a great cook back in high school, 158 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,709 I definitely would have taken you to the prom. 159 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,291 I would have been like... eighth grade? 160 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,291 Oh. You're being sweet. 161 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:50,875 Yeah. 162 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:53,792 Well, I probably would have caught my retainer in your lip, 163 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,291 but I would have jumped at the chance. 164 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,834 Well, then maybe we should do it. 165 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:58,917 Prom? 166 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,834 No, uh, you know, we should, uh... 167 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,166 You know, date. 168 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,000 I mean, if you want. 169 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,165 - Hey. - I'm just say... Ow. 170 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:14,500 We gonna go work on this thing or what? 171 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,625 Okay. 172 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:16,875 I'm just sayin' if you made time, 173 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:18,667 I'd make time, is what I'm sayin'. 174 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,709 Potato duty calls! 175 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:27,917 Randy? 176 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,333 Oh, come on. 177 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,959 Once you get past the mustache, Randy is... 178 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:33,374 I know. Randy's great. 179 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,166 He's... 180 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,709 - he's great. - Mm-hmm. 181 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,083 It's just I don't really feel a... 182 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,542 Don't you say "spark." 183 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,000 - Spark. - You said it. 184 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,500 I know. I get it. 185 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,250 I'm not a little girl anymore. 186 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,250 Sparks and magic and... 187 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:50,417 dashing through the snow at midnight. 188 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,583 Ugh, love really is the last fairytale 189 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,583 we believe in, isn't it? 190 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,207 It's not your fault, sis. 191 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:02,291 Bradley set the bar impossibly high. 192 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,416 So what, I'm supposed to lower the bar? 193 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,709 Exactly. 194 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:12,542 Randy's got dental insurance and cares about you. 195 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,083 You can convince him to shave the mustache later 196 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:16,583 or I will. 197 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,375 You should go on a date. 198 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,542 ♪ Hark the Herald angels sing ♪ 199 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:43,458 ♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ 200 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,083 This will be the third Christmas 201 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,917 without my daddy... 202 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,625 and my mommy now isn't the mommy I remember. 203 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,625 At the beginning of "The Christmas Bow," 204 00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:55,457 Annabelle loses her light. 205 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:57,125 That's my mommy. 206 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,166 She doesn't believe that she'll ever be in love 207 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,249 like she was before. 208 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,834 I don't want anything else this year. 209 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:07,792 I just want my mommy to smile like she used to. 210 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,291 You've never let me down before, Santa. 211 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,291 Now my mom needs you. 212 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:18,125 Bring back her light. 213 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,667 Dear Lilly... 214 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:57,834 People wonder how I could live in the North Pole 215 00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:00,917 with all that snow and darkness. 216 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,833 But what people don't realize 217 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,792 is that I'm only ever one hot chocolate away 218 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,083 from feeling warm and jolly... 219 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,041 and ready to get back to making toys. 220 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,542 Love is a lot of things, Lilly... 221 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:23,541 but to me, the most wonderful thing about it 222 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:26,917 is that it can be just as sudden and sweet 223 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,250 as hot chocolate. 224 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,542 A hint of it in the cold night air 225 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,208 is all I need to start smiling. 226 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,709 No one can replace your daddy. 227 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:45,583 But maybe we can find some words to remind your mommy 228 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,250 that the world isn't that dark... 229 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,709 or cold. 230 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,041 What are we doing? 231 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,417 I'm trying to imagine the Christmas decorations. 232 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,250 I want to do something big with the cafe this year. 233 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,458 Oh. Can I help? 234 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,792 Sure. 235 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,250 What are we doing? 236 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,000 Just imagining, Ben. 237 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,333 Oh. Well, the world certainly could use a lot more of that. 238 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:57,500 I have a special delivery here for you, young lady, 239 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,625 from the North Pole. 240 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:02,291 Mom, can I be excused from my imagination? 241 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,916 Sure. 242 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,667 I wish everybody got that excited about the mail. 243 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,250 Well, stop bringing bills and I'll throw a parade. 244 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,291 - See you tomorrow! - Yep! 245 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,000 Lilly? 246 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,166 Is everything okay? 247 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,583 I was just thinking. 248 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,875 We don't go to the wishing well anymore. 249 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,375 You mean on Christmas Eve. 250 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,583 That was always the best part, 251 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:56,165 you, me, and Daddy getting all bundled up 252 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,208 and going out there. 253 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,583 It felt like magic. 254 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,833 Your dad always made it so special. 255 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,207 I think I've been afraid that if I take you out 256 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,000 by myself, it'll be a disappointment. 257 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,166 Does this have something to do with the letter? 258 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,250 Promise you won't be mad? 259 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,207 What, did you ask Santa for a kangaroo or something? 260 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,750 No. 261 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,834 It's just... 262 00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,500 I know you don't like to talk about Dad. 263 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,542 No. Oh, Lilly, no. 264 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,250 You know, you can talk to me about your dad 265 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,834 whenever you want. 266 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,709 Not me and you. 267 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,417 I mean, with other grown ups. 268 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,959 Like Aunt Helen. 269 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,125 Or Santa. 270 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:46,583 Okay... 271 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,083 I'm confused. 272 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,917 Now, I understand 273 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,625 the difficulty paired with the loss of someone 274 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,333 whom you love dearly. 275 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,250 We all feel sadness. 276 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,166 Even me. 277 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,834 But with loss comes wishes. 278 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,709 A wish for everything to be okay. 279 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,792 For everything to be again as it once was. 280 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,000 With time, Lilly... 281 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,750 our wishes do come true. 282 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:52,458 And in that miracle lies the magic of the human soul. 283 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,500 There's a saying I heard 284 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,917 delivering toys in Ireland that I feel you should know. 285 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,875 Death leaves a heartache no one can heal. 286 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,000 Love leaves a memory no one can steal. 287 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,750 Love always, Santa. 288 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,583 Oh! 289 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:12,375 I... 290 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,000 Well, I... I don't know what to say. 291 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:18,959 Mr. Best-Seller has no words! 292 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,875 I could set off a firecracker, 293 00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:22,500 she wouldn't even flinch. 294 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,416 You think I overdid the red? 295 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,333 Oh, you overdid everything. 296 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,917 Who's "Lilly's Mom"? 297 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,333 Did you write an eight-page 298 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:43,082 handwritten letter to someone named "Lilly's Mom"? 299 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,333 And it's addressed to "Love always, Santa." 300 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:47,916 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 301 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,750 Ooh, and you set off fireworks in every corner of her mind! 302 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:56,749 Ooh, this reads better than my romance novels! 303 00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,417 I think I may have under-did it on the red. 304 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,959 Boy, did she ever! 305 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,959 What are you waiting for? 306 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,583 Although the past few years 307 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:37,417 have been the most defining of my life, 308 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,083 moments of happiness grace it... 309 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,792 and every single one of those moments are tethered 310 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:47,166 to my little angel, Lilly. 311 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,999 I can't thank you enough for the time, 312 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,999 the thoughtful time it must have taken 313 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,165 to answer Lilly's letter. 314 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,000 It moved us both to tears. 315 00:18:57,083 --> 00:19:01,165 In a world where keyboards and touchscreens rule our lives, 316 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,625 I cannot express how giddy I feel 317 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,500 to actually hand-write this. 318 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,332 Well, "giddy" is not the right word. 319 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,667 Classic. 320 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,333 Words can sometimes hide from our hearts, 321 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,834 but that is the perfect word for this moment. 322 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,834 I feel classic. 323 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,166 I feel a tremor in my hand as I write this. 324 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,332 Maybe it's the wine. 325 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,917 Maybe it's the wonder. 326 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,458 I should be thanking you and your daughter. 327 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,709 Her letter sparked something in me. 328 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,875 And it's been a long time since I've written anything. 329 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,458 I used to love to write... 330 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,207 and read. 331 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,875 But the time keeps slipping away. 332 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,834 So much to do. 333 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:16,541 I feel like I'm measuring out my life in coffee spoons. 334 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,249 Coffee spoons? 335 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,082 You're an Eliot fan, too? 336 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,582 So many amazing words. 337 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,750 Eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase. 338 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,250 I fell in love with Eliot in college. 339 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,750 Who doesn't love a literary man? 340 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,375 You'd be surprised. 341 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,250 It's hard writing. 342 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,917 Most of the writers I know 343 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,917 like having written a lot more than actually writing. 344 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,083 So is that a clue, mystery man? 345 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,457 Are you a writer? 346 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,875 I am when I write to you. 347 00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,792 You've been writing two letters a day. 348 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,417 I have to keep up. 349 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,958 Just wait till I get to three. 350 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,417 Whoa, they're all yours. 351 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,041 Thanks. 352 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,917 I can get pretty annoying. 353 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,166 P.S. Hey, Santa. 354 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,583 It's Lilly. 355 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,166 I saw my mom reading a letter 356 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,875 on that special, super-cool paper! 357 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,166 My mom and Santa are penpals! 358 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,834 P.P.S. I know this time of the year is busy for you, 359 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:31,709 so just let me know if she's bothering you. 360 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:39,332 P.P.P.S. Sorry about that. 361 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:42,375 Lilly is kind of an unstoppable force of nature. 362 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,499 I can see that. 363 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,833 Maybe I should get her 364 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,125 to work on figuring out your name. 365 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,165 You can have mine 366 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,792 just as soon as you tell me yours. 367 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,417 What's going on? 368 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,542 Nothing. 369 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,542 Why do you think something is going on? 370 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:22,041 Nobody is that happy to get mail. 371 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,541 Well, it's just... 372 00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,166 This is just... 373 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,959 Oh, God. Having to say it out loud, 374 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,208 it doesn't make any sense. 375 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:34,875 I'm writing Santa Claus. 376 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,542 I'm writing Santa Claus. 377 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,709 I'm writing Santa Claus. 378 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,792 I'm writing Santa Claus. 379 00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:49,040 It's just some guy from this Santa Inc. place. 380 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:51,041 Lilly wrote them because she thought 381 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,792 I was still sad about... 382 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,583 Anyway, what he wrote back was so beautiful and perfect, 383 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:02,750 and I wrote him back and then we got to writing each other. 384 00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:04,375 I mean. I don't know how to put it. 385 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,917 It became something. 386 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,082 That letter is like this fake sugar right here. 387 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,416 It feels like it's sweet, 388 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:12,166 but really it's just a lot of nothing. 389 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,625 That's... 390 00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:16,082 You know, that's a really good simile. 391 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,709 I know, right? 392 00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:20,083 We're not 16 anymore, 393 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,250 passing notes back and forth. 394 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,125 Randy's not your ideal. So what? 395 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,166 You're not his ideal either. 396 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:32,417 And most importantly, he is actually here. 397 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,417 It's not settling. 398 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,125 It's... 399 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,667 It's being realistic. 400 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,792 Yes. Yes. 401 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:14,959 I'm not sure what stopped the flood of letters... 402 00:24:29,959 --> 00:24:33,000 It's been a few days since I've heard from you... 403 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,834 but it already feels... 404 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,709 Hank, remember those appearance requests? 405 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,333 Jake! 406 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,834 Granger! 407 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,917 The author of, like, the best book ever! 408 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,499 He's coming! He's gonna be... 409 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,083 All this fuss over a book? 410 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,916 What is all this? 411 00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,250 Are you guys... 412 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,291 going on a date? 413 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,583 That's right. 414 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:51,250 Took 20 years, but your mom has finally agreed 415 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,500 to go line dancing with me. 416 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:55,959 Be nice. 417 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,625 Line dancing? 418 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,834 This is too weird. 419 00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,041 I'm going home. 420 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,207 Remember, Mom! 421 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,916 At the bookstore, tomorrow afternoon, 422 00:26:05,917 --> 00:26:08,458 Jake Granger! 423 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,207 All right, little mama. 424 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,500 You ready? 425 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:13,000 Ready as I'll ever be. 426 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,208 Let's do it. 427 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,917 Now there's no such thing as too much. 428 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,542 Dude, I told you. The air pressure is too high. 429 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,000 That's the whole point. 430 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,500 Yeah, well not if the potato evaporates. 431 00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,625 We're gonna run out of potatoes, Greg. 432 00:26:38,709 --> 00:26:40,166 Hey, there are plenty of potatoes... 433 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,749 The Hammer is a precious instrument. 434 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,333 So weird. 435 00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:46,082 Imagine if Greg paid attention to me the way he did that gun. 436 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,083 I might not feel so... 437 00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:52,416 Anyway, how was last night? 438 00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,542 It was line dancing. 439 00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:57,124 You didn't like cauliflower at first either. 440 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,208 It'll grow on you. 441 00:26:58,291 --> 00:26:59,583 Are you talking about line dancing 442 00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:01,290 or are you talking about Randy? 443 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:04,333 I... I should have got the rental insurance. 444 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,375 Maybe they won't notice. 445 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,709 Do you have a plan 446 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,208 on how you're gonna meet Mrs. Right? 447 00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:12,792 The first thing Lilly mentioned in her letters 448 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,792 that her all-time favorite book is "The Christmas Bow." 449 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,375 Well, good. I hope she bought two. 450 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:18,332 So, I'm thinking if my book is her favorite, then... 451 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,959 There's no way she won't be at the reading. 452 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,917 Okay. Makes sense, but how are you gonna know 453 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,208 which one is her or specifically Mom? 454 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:26,417 Kinda hopin' I'll just know. 455 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,165 Okay. That's a great plan. 456 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,332 You know what I would do? 457 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,709 Look for an old lady in a kitten sweater. 458 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:32,834 As always, 459 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,624 your support is appreciated, Hank. 460 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,208 I'm here, aren't I? 461 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:37,583 Okay, I'm gonna go. 462 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:38,917 Have fun. 463 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:43,834 We were just answering the very important question of 464 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:46,083 how snow people all come to be. 465 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,709 Just appear from the air? 466 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,291 "Question," said Mama, 467 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:53,999 "Let's see, maybe it's time that I tell you the tale of 468 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,458 how snow people all come... to be." 469 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:04,208 - Here. Would you mind? - Sure. 470 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,291 - Thank you. - Yeah. 471 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,458 Mr. Granger! 472 00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:12,040 I want to be a writer like you! 473 00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,541 Can you tell me how to do that? 474 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:14,917 And also, would you like 475 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,874 a donut and some hot chocolate at my mom's store? 476 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:18,458 It's right there! 477 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,458 Looks like I gotta go take a meeting. 478 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,709 Come on! 479 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,708 How many books have you written? 480 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,249 - Six. - Is it hard to get published? 481 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:34,416 Well, after the first one sold two million copies, no. 482 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,249 What about that first one? 483 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,959 Almost impossible. 484 00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:39,959 And how did you do it? 485 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:41,709 I didn't stop trying. 486 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,749 And how did you do that? 487 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,333 I had someone who believed in me. 488 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:48,166 Try again. Less mushy. 489 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,917 Well, okay. 490 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,625 Um, I knew I was good, so I made it my job 491 00:28:54,709 --> 00:28:57,041 to convince the publishers of the same thing. 492 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,082 And that took four years, but eventually, 493 00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:01,041 this guy named Hank, he read my manuscript, 494 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,458 and he signed me. 495 00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:05,082 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 496 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,500 ♪ And a happy new year ♪ 497 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,166 ♪ Please bring us some figgy pudding ♪ 498 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,875 ♪ Please bring us some figgy pudding ♪ 499 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,624 Last question. 500 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:16,624 - Hmm? - Do you need a partner? 501 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,375 And if so... 502 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,583 would you consider an eight-year-old? 503 00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:23,500 Almost nine. 504 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:26,250 Wha... 505 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:41,875 Lilly, I told you not to bother Mr. Granger. 506 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:43,375 I was pitching him. 507 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,916 Oh, well, that's so much different 508 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:45,959 than bothering him. 509 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,417 Hi, I'm Celia Banks. 510 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:51,624 Oh. 511 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,041 It's really no problem. 512 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,750 The hot chocolate was well worth it. 513 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:58,750 Oh. Granger. Jake Granger. 514 00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:00,000 That's my name. 515 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,583 Uh, Jake Granger is... 516 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,500 my... name. 517 00:30:06,834 --> 00:30:08,250 I think she's got it. 518 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:09,583 Oh. 519 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,458 We have an open mic night on Sunday, and, uh, 520 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:17,875 Lilly's gotten in her head she wants to be a writer. 521 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:20,208 - Oh. - Not a real writer. 522 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:21,792 I want to write children's books. 523 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,166 Open mic, huh? 524 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,875 Are you doing one this Sunday? 525 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,542 Mr. Granger, you should come to a reading! 526 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,250 Oh, no, Lilly. I'm sure that 527 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,791 Mr. Granger doesn't have time to do that. 528 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,041 Oh. Okay. 529 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,750 Really? 530 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:38,125 Yeah, absolutely. 531 00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:39,375 I don't fly out until the next day. 532 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:42,374 Christmas Eve. 533 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,333 I've been told that's an easy travel day, so. 534 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,709 Well, um... 535 00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:53,959 please, um, tell us, how did you make your way here? 536 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:57,040 You doing research for your new book 537 00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:58,625 on little towns? 538 00:30:58,709 --> 00:31:00,666 'Cause towns don't get much smaller. 539 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,542 Yeah, I, uh... 540 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,458 Yeah, I... I wasn't planning on doing this so soon, 541 00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:12,208 but I guess you gotta go with what you feel, right? 542 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:13,625 Babe! 543 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,500 Uh, I thought you were working on the potato gun. 544 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:21,917 Uh, one, it's a cannon, and B, 545 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,291 stupid Greg wouldn't listen to me about the air pressure. 546 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,374 What's up? I'm Randy with a 'Y'. 547 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:30,834 - Jake. - Granger! 548 00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,749 - The famous author! - Oh, right! 549 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,625 Cool. How did... how did it go for you? 550 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:35,792 It went... 551 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,917 You know, actually... 552 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,709 it was really draining. 553 00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:41,542 Hey, reading wears me out too. 554 00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:44,625 Yeah. Uh... 555 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,417 I was gonna go back to the hotel. 556 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,875 I just gotta get some rest, you know? 557 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:53,500 Uh, it was... it was a pleasure. 558 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,625 Are you sure that you can't stick around? 559 00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:57,082 - We have... - Mom. 560 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,709 The man is tired. 561 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:02,834 Come on. 562 00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:04,417 Yeah, so... 563 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,000 I'm really sorry about that. 564 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,291 We can work out the details 565 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,041 of the partnership later on Sunday. 566 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,667 At the open mic. 567 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,290 Oh. Yeah. Right. 568 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:18,290 That you promised you'd be at. 569 00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:19,834 Yep. I'll be there. 570 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,417 This was stupid. 571 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,000 I don't want to say I told you so, so... 572 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,375 It's so stupid! 573 00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,124 I'm just gonna say I don't want to say 574 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,958 I told you so, and let you fill in the blank. 575 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,082 I've read 70 pages 576 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,542 of what's in this woman's soul, Hank, 577 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,750 and it's not a guy with a potato cannon. 578 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:41,999 Wait, what? 579 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,834 It doesn't matter. 580 00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,833 Doesn't matter? Tell that to the rental car company. 581 00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:49,000 Okay, listen, buddy, you took your shot. 582 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,875 You were romantic out the wazoo. 583 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,500 You want a take-away from this? Here's your take-away. 584 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,083 - You're still very popular. - Oh. 585 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,417 Okay? People want to see you. 586 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,165 So, here's what we do. 587 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,250 Book a tour. 588 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,583 - Mm-mm. - No, listen. 589 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:03,875 We go to every major city that has a luxury hotel 590 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,750 and a time zone inconvenient for my wife to call. 591 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:07,750 Okay, Jake. 592 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,709 My dad used to say there's only one way 593 00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:10,792 to mend a broken heart. 594 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,833 - What's that? - Money. 595 00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:14,999 Hank. 596 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,332 Okay, he was divorced four times, 597 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:17,625 but the logic is sound. 598 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,792 - I'll do the tour. - Perfect. 599 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,375 Okay. All right, I'll get on the phone. 600 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:25,040 We'll get on the first flight out of here. 601 00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:26,875 But I'm staying through the weekend. 602 00:33:26,959 --> 00:33:29,417 I gotta do the open mic like I said I would. 603 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,000 I promised her. 604 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,333 Lilly. 605 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,166 I saw you today. 606 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:52,917 I was 13 again. 607 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,291 All butterflies and insecurity. 608 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:01,417 But your situation is different than I hoped it would be. 609 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,291 I'm not 13 anymore 610 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:08,041 and it's not in my nature to pout. 611 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,291 If this can't be a romance, 612 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,208 it'll just have to be a connection. 613 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:19,208 I would be grateful for a moment of either. 614 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,041 You'll get this after I leave. 615 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:30,040 I don't know how much time we'll have together, 616 00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,750 but you should know how much this connection has meant to me. 617 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:37,708 And just in case I never get the guts to tell you, 618 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,917 you should also know who I really am. 619 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:44,125 Love always, Jake. 620 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,375 Babe! 621 00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,000 We wound up working through the night, 622 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,458 but it was totally worth it. 623 00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,583 Oh, and I finally talked Greg down 624 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,416 from that over-pressure jag thing he was on. 625 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:05,542 Come here. 626 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,000 See, people always think it's PSI. It's not. 627 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:12,457 It's measured PSI over a surface area. 628 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,083 You know, balance. 629 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,417 Ooh, come here. 630 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,458 Balance. 631 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:20,000 You're cute. 632 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,290 I'll be a lot cuter when I win the Veggie Toss tomorrow. 633 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,792 Randy, can we... 634 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,834 can we talk about you calling me "babe"? 635 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,250 - Yes. - We went on a date. 636 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,333 We're not dating yet. 637 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,333 What? Why are you smiling? 638 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,417 'Cause you said "yet." 639 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,625 Okay, ixnay on the abe-bay thing. 640 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:42,917 I got it. 641 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,625 Babe-alicious. 642 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,125 Oh, it's 7:00 a.m. You're officially open. 643 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,041 - Can I do the, uh... - Yeah. 644 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,666 Yes! Thank you. 645 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:51,667 Bye. 646 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,041 Not too early, am I? 647 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,000 Someone's not happy with you. 648 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,666 Lilly's nook. 649 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:32,000 It's sort of understood that on the weekends, this is hers. 650 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:33,207 Oh. 651 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,667 - I had no idea. - I know, 652 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,667 and that's the only reason you're not dead right now. 653 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:39,208 She's an amazing kid. 654 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,040 She's scary, but amazing. 655 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,583 Do you need to get back to something? 656 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,874 No, um, but I can take your order. 657 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:53,917 Oh. Okay. 658 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,458 Well, I'll have the To Ham and Ham Not 659 00:36:56,542 --> 00:37:00,417 and to drink, The Old Man and the Tea. 660 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,375 Celia, I know I just met you, but... 661 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,417 I think you have a problem. 662 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,709 Hemingway puns. 663 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:11,082 I mean, it always starts off as some light wordplay 664 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,750 on the weekends, you know, just for kicks, 665 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:14,582 but the next thing you know, you're hooked! 666 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,125 And you're spending all night 667 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:19,000 strung out looking for a pun for "Kilimanjaro." 668 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,916 Oh, you have not seen the side of pickle. 669 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:23,417 "Dill-In-A-Jar-O." 670 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,000 It's worse than I thought! 671 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,125 It's so good! 672 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,416 Come with me. 673 00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:29,542 - Come on. - Oh? 674 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,916 I originally wanted a T. S. Eliot theme, 675 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,917 but Bradley was always so good at debates, 676 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,750 so Hemingway. 677 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:37,125 Oh, wow. 678 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,125 You guys did a ton of traveling. 679 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,249 Mm, well we had all of that grad school money rolling in. 680 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:49,083 Ooh, that's Cuba, right? 681 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,458 La Bodeguita? 682 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:51,916 Yeah, del Medio. 683 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:53,917 One of Hemingway's haunting grounds. 684 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,582 Yeah. That must have been amazing to see in person. 685 00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,750 Haven't seen it yet. 686 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,583 When Lilly figured out that her surprising arrival 687 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:04,417 on the scene interrupted all this travel, 688 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:07,417 she made me make a list of all the places 689 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,041 that her father and I never got to 690 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:10,166 before he passed away. 691 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:11,792 Mm. 692 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,875 And this was her favorite. 693 00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,083 "We need some new memories, Mommy." 694 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,625 So Lilly's gonna take you to Cuba? 695 00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:26,792 Hm. 696 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,500 I like that you hung it here with all the other pictures. 697 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,917 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 698 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,834 Well, most people treat vacations like an escape. 699 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,999 But you don't do that. 700 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,125 I mean, this isn't about going some place sunny. 701 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:45,834 Your hope for the future grows 702 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:47,667 right out of all the love that you had in the past. 703 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,375 What, are you analyzing me for English class? 704 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,709 No. 705 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,583 No, this is real life. 706 00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:03,208 Besides, I've never read a story or a poem as beautiful. 707 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,291 Not everyone can live a life of letters. 708 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,542 Well, sometimes letters are all you have. 709 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:20,166 You have no idea. 710 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,583 Maybe that's a sign you should put my order in. 711 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:31,374 - Uh. the ham and tea. - Yeah. 712 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,333 Oh, actually, can you make that to go? 713 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:37,000 Which I think that Hemingway might call... 714 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,333 "A Movable Feast." 715 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,709 I... Wow, I can't believe at five years 716 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:42,917 that we just thought of that. 717 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,207 Christmas Fair. 718 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:54,417 Excuse me? 719 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,333 My mom is going to be at the Christmas Fair tonight. 720 00:39:57,417 --> 00:40:00,083 I mean, if you wanted to see her again. 721 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:02,082 Oh. Um... 722 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,250 I... I had plans to... 723 00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:09,582 Tell me where this Christmas Fair might take place. 724 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:11,250 - You were flirting. - You're wrong. 725 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,416 First Santa Claus and now this guy? 726 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:14,916 Anything else you want to tell me? 727 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:16,582 You and Greg have something on the side? 728 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,750 'Cause that's the only one I'm okay with. 729 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:31,500 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 730 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,333 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 731 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,958 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 732 00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:39,250 ♪ And a happy new year ♪ 733 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,750 ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ 734 00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:44,834 ♪ To you and your kin ♪ 735 00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:47,917 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪ 736 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,583 ♪ And a happy new year ♪ 737 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,959 You look anxious. Think I know what it is. 738 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,417 You're worried I'm not gonna share 739 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,208 any of my maple syrup, and you're right. I will not. 740 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,750 Yeah, none of this feels like me. 741 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,208 Listen, you got married at what, 11? 742 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,000 - 22. - Same difference. 743 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,666 Here's the thing. You're not in high school. 744 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:05,250 You're not going steady. You're allowed to go 745 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,499 to the Mayberry Fair and say hello to her and Gomer. 746 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,791 If I'm being honest with myself, I don't want to just say hello 747 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,666 to her, I want to tell her everything 748 00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,333 - and I want to... - Unwrap her presents. 749 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:15,291 No. Well, yes, I do. 750 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,000 - But? - But I won't. 751 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,417 She's with somebody and I gotta respect that. 752 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,875 That's right, 'cause you are the Incredible Hulk of guilt, 753 00:41:21,959 --> 00:41:23,417 and that's fine, but here's the thing. 754 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,792 As your friend and more importantly as 755 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:27,291 the person who makes 7% on every book you sell, 756 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,667 I think it's good that you found 757 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,041 a woman that thrilled you. 758 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:32,000 It's, you know, it's nice you can go in there 759 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:35,999 and throw some platonic sparks, become yourself again. 760 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,625 Yeah. Hank, for once, you're right. 761 00:41:39,709 --> 00:41:40,875 For once? 762 00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:42,125 - Jake! 763 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,833 I'm over here! 764 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,040 Lilly! Hi! 765 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,667 All right, I... I'm gonna let you deal with this. 766 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,542 Can I trust you? 767 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,541 With what? 768 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:54,041 I have this book that I wrote 769 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,875 and Mike Sullivan did the drawings for me. 770 00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:59,291 - Okay. - But I don't like him. 771 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,374 Okay. Who said you did? 772 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:03,750 I just don't want people to get the wrong idea. 773 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:09,333 If I give it to you, then, well... 774 00:42:09,417 --> 00:42:12,625 I couldn't show it to somebody even if I wanted to. 775 00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:14,500 - Oh. - We're partners. 776 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,041 There's laws against that stuff. 777 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,708 Okay. Well, I don't have it with me right now, 778 00:42:18,709 --> 00:42:22,000 but I can drop it off at the front desk of your hotel. 779 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,582 - Okay. - And even if my mom begs... 780 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,041 Cross my heart. 781 00:42:27,834 --> 00:42:29,959 Speaking of your mom, is she around anywhere? 782 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,917 What? 783 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,333 I have the same problem with Mike Sullivan. 784 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,750 - Ta-da! - Oh... 785 00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:45,667 - What the what? - I'm here to relieve her. 786 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,417 Hey Mom! 787 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:54,417 You're late! 788 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,749 And Mr. Granger's here! 789 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,542 What? Oh, hi! 790 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,667 I have to go watch Randy. 791 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,624 I know. I'll be fine. Go have fun. 792 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:08,792 Okay. 793 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,208 Hello. 794 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:11,709 I didn't know that you would be here. 795 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,124 Are you disappointed? 796 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,083 It's just that I have to be a cheerleader. 797 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,917 An elf and a cheerleader. 798 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,291 I know, right? 799 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:20,417 Throw in my pleated plaid skirt from Catholic school 800 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,791 and I'm a triple threat. 801 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,124 Well, will you, uh... 802 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,917 walk me to the potato gun contest? 803 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,917 If I had a quarter for every time I heard that. 804 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,709 - This way. - All right. 805 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,959 Okay, let's get you talking to Santa. 806 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,125 Hey, Lilly. 807 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:46,000 Mike Sull... ivan. 808 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:47,458 Hi. 809 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,667 Do... do you wanna... 810 00:43:57,166 --> 00:44:01,332 ♪ Holy night ♪ 811 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:05,291 ♪ All is calm ♪ 812 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:09,833 ♪ All is bright ♪ 813 00:44:09,834 --> 00:44:16,709 ♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪ 814 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:24,041 Greg and, uh, and Randy are in the... 815 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,709 Yes! 816 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:27,500 And the winner of this year's Veggie Toss 817 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:28,834 are Randy and Greg! 818 00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,875 Uh, all right! Hey! 819 00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:43,709 Well... 820 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:46,625 I'd like to thank, uh, my best friend 821 00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:48,917 and partner... 822 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,333 Mr. Randy Eggwater! 823 00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:52,250 All right! 824 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:54,083 Come on! 825 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:55,375 Oh, Greg. 826 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:59,040 Wow. 827 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:01,542 Jake, Jake, it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen! 828 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,708 Well, Celia, this is Hank Green. 829 00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:05,874 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 830 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:07,458 This all makes sense now. 831 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:08,625 Yeah. 832 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:09,750 Yeah. 833 00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:12,416 - Randy! - ♪ Silent night ♪ 834 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:14,249 Randy! 835 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,333 ♪ Holy night ♪ 836 00:45:17,709 --> 00:45:19,500 I... I have a brainstorm I gotta work out. 837 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:26,375 Helen! Hel... Helen! 838 00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:31,709 I thought that this year I would do more 839 00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,333 than just work the fair. 840 00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:36,250 Hey, I think that I just lost my date too. 841 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:38,959 Well, I have an idea. 842 00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:41,792 I mean, you can't write a book about small town America 843 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,542 at not see the Christmas Fair. 844 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:45,583 - You think? - I know. 845 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,583 This really is something special. 846 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,208 It's my favorite thing. 847 00:45:56,792 --> 00:45:58,458 Think it's gonna start to snow. 848 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:01,624 When I first moved back here, 849 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,375 I was sulking like a big baby. 850 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,583 Aww. 851 00:46:04,667 --> 00:46:07,375 All my dreams involved late city nights. 852 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,375 - Mm-hmm. - You know? 853 00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:11,959 But then my husband signed us up 854 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:13,792 to do the Santa's Workshop. 855 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:15,291 Without telling me. 856 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:17,834 And I just loved it. 857 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,000 I... 858 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,667 This is why I don't talk about stuff. 859 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,709 Anyway, we do it every year. 860 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,083 That's beautiful. 861 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:42,165 I mean, everything except for this hat. 862 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,583 The hat is awful. 863 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,458 I know. It turned out so bad. 864 00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:47,332 I tried really hard. 865 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:49,666 Not hard enough, apparently. 866 00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:51,833 Hands and feet stay inside at all times 867 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:54,250 and don't drop any items out of the car. 868 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:55,500 Got it? 869 00:46:57,875 --> 00:46:59,000 Merry Christmas. 870 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,458 Hands and feet stay inside at all times 871 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:06,917 and don't drop any items out of the car. 872 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,041 You're not cold, are you? 873 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:12,165 Outdoor carnival ride in -45 degree temperatures? 874 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:13,500 Why would I be cold? 875 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:15,875 It's good for ya. 876 00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:30,792 You know, I think desperate times... 877 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:32,874 dun dun dun. 878 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,207 Here you go. 879 00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:35,333 No... Oh! 880 00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:36,917 Oh! 881 00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:43,041 Don't look down or we're in trouble. 882 00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:47,542 Stupid people can't follow the stupid rules. 883 00:47:48,834 --> 00:47:50,625 Hands and feel stay inside at all times. 884 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,541 So you're afraid of heights, aren't you? 885 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,041 No. 886 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,082 Yeah. 887 00:48:01,041 --> 00:48:03,250 So you're afraid of heights, you don't like the cold. 888 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:04,500 Yeah, I know, I know. 889 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:06,291 And I'm terrible at throwing a baseball. 890 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,083 My dad is still disappointed. 891 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:11,082 No, it's just... 892 00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:13,709 I mean, why did you come up here? 893 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,083 Because you wanted to. 894 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:30,542 It's so strange, 895 00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,667 I know that we just met, but... 896 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,875 it just feels like I know you. 897 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:40,667 It's actually not so strange. 898 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:41,959 You go home Monday? 899 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:45,667 Yeah. 900 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,375 That's a shame. 901 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:51,458 There's a lot more to see. 902 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:54,875 Okay, there's not a lot more to see. 903 00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:59,000 But I... 904 00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:01,375 I just would like it if you stayed. 905 00:49:56,834 --> 00:49:59,332 People gotta learn to follow the rules! 906 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,833 I should go. 907 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:03,667 Uh, thank you for taking me on the ferris wheel. 908 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,207 - Uh, Celia... - I've gotta go pick up Lilly! 909 00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,750 Uh, I'll see you tomorrow? 910 00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:09,375 I'm keeping this. 911 00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:16,959 Celia and I went on the ferris wheel together. 912 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,000 Are you speaking in code? 913 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,792 No. It felt... 914 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:23,541 Whatever it was, we both felt it. 915 00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:25,834 I don't think that Randy and Celia belong together. 916 00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:26,959 Nobody belongs together. 917 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:28,999 Look, Hank, I'm being serious. 918 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,541 All right? 919 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:31,667 I need to know somethin'. 920 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,541 I'm not a bad person, am I? 921 00:50:35,542 --> 00:50:37,375 No? Tomorrow, if I go for it 922 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:38,417 and tell her who I am 923 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,874 and that we already know each other, 924 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:42,667 look, I just need to know that I'm not a bad person. 925 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:45,333 You're not a bad person. 926 00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:46,375 Mm! 927 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:48,000 Mm. 928 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:50,166 - That's it? - Yeah, that's it. 929 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,582 Technically, I'm the other woman. 930 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:55,291 In all this hullabaloo, did it even occur to you 931 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,792 to find out how many dates Randy and Celia have been on? 932 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,583 Well, yeah. She said that they've known each other since... 933 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:03,792 One? 934 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:05,458 Having a conversation 935 00:51:05,542 --> 00:51:07,458 with my new client, Randall... we're doing a book tour. 936 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,333 A Journey." 937 00:51:09,417 --> 00:51:11,750 It'll be a blockbuster. And he makes mention 938 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:15,125 that he and Celia have been on exactly... 939 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:17,667 One date? 940 00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,583 You're not Mr. Wrong. You're Mr. Right. 941 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:26,542 I mean, they are technically... 942 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,500 You know, known each other for 25 years. 943 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,125 Oh, come on, Hank! Be serious here! 944 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,875 I am being serious. You be serious, okay? 945 00:51:31,959 --> 00:51:33,333 Stop acting like an eighth grade girl 946 00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:35,000 and be adult about this. Use your eyes. 947 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:37,542 Go there tomorrow! If it seems like the real deal, back off. 948 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:39,667 Otherwise, I've heard tell rumors on the Internet 949 00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,375 that there are some women that might like a guy who's rich 950 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:43,875 and young and famous, okay? 951 00:51:43,959 --> 00:51:46,375 For the sake of Pete, when did this become so complicated? 952 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:47,375 Cheese and crackers! 953 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,458 I forgot that this was my room. 954 00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:54,709 You're a good friend, Hank. 955 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:58,457 I'm a good friend. Put that in my eulogy. 956 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:31,833 Is everything okay? 957 00:52:31,834 --> 00:52:33,499 Yeah! 958 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,667 Just wanted to come over and celebrate with my girl. 959 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,834 I won the Veggie Toss. 960 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:41,667 Oh! And, and some guy 961 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:44,291 wants me to go... 962 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,417 on a Potato Cannon Tour with him. 963 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,166 Feels like a night of dreams. 964 00:52:54,709 --> 00:52:56,542 Randy, that's great. Really. 965 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:59,667 I'm really happy for you, but... 966 00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:04,041 Look, I'm not your girl. 967 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,583 Uh, what? 968 00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,874 I think that this is... moving too fast. 969 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,750 We've known each other 20 years. 970 00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:16,125 It seems to me like it's not moving fast enough. 971 00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:18,709 I think we need to talk. 972 00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:21,625 Come on, don't say that. 973 00:53:21,709 --> 00:53:22,709 Don't say that. 974 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:24,166 Nothing good ever happens 975 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,375 when a girl says, "I think we really need to talk." 976 00:53:28,709 --> 00:53:29,792 Hot chocolate? 977 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:32,250 Yes. 978 00:53:33,834 --> 00:53:35,166 Thanks, babe. 979 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,583 Oh, my god. 980 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:53,416 Any chance this could get delivered before Christmas? 981 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:54,749 Oh. 982 00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:57,333 No guarantees, my dear. 983 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,874 But you never know. 984 00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:06,916 It is that time of year for miracles. 985 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:08,333 Thank you. 986 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,041 Hi, hi... 987 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,583 - Hey. - It's so good to see you. 988 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:13,959 Thank you for coming. So much. Oh, hi. 989 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,250 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 990 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,208 Thanks for coming, but I gotta get up, so sit down. 991 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:25,417 Hi, everyone, and welcome to The Bun Also Rises Open Mic. 992 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:28,625 So we have a lot to get through, 993 00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:30,667 so let's just get started. 994 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:33,667 First up, give a big welcome to Mikey! 995 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,500 Thank you, everybody. 996 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,625 Well? 997 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,875 You're like a little ninja. 998 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:43,500 Okay, let's start with the illustrations. 999 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:46,333 We do not negotiate about Mike Sullivan. 1000 00:55:47,834 --> 00:55:50,875 Okay, well... 1001 00:55:50,959 --> 00:55:54,542 Look, I feel a little bit rude talking during the Open Mic. 1002 00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:56,458 How about I just write up the notes? 1003 00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:57,709 Does that sound fair? 1004 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:02,834 You're gonna tell me it's bad, aren't you? 1005 00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:05,917 No, Lilly. It doesn't matter what I say. 1006 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,374 Look, here's the thing about being a writer. 1007 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,667 Lots of people are gonna call you crazy. 1008 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,500 All right? They called me crazy. 1009 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:17,875 It's a stupid, dumb, ridiculous thing to want to be, all right? 1010 00:56:17,959 --> 00:56:19,125 But you keep at it. 1011 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:21,250 And you never stop believing because one day, 1012 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:23,792 that stupid, dumb, ridiculous thing 1013 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,333 isn't stupid or dumb or ridiculous. 1014 00:56:27,542 --> 00:56:28,582 It's just real. 1015 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:30,667 And it's yours. 1016 00:56:33,709 --> 00:56:34,792 All right. 1017 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:37,082 I'll get your notes. 1018 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,709 - Do you have a reading? - Yeah, I got a little somethin'. 1019 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,834 Yeah! All right! 1020 00:56:47,834 --> 00:56:49,125 That's as much as I wrote. 1021 00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:50,709 That was great, Mikey. Thank you. 1022 00:56:50,792 --> 00:56:52,749 - Thank you. - You did really great. 1023 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,125 Okay, next we have Jerry. 1024 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:15,791 Because sometimes... 1025 00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:18,500 cold is hot... 1026 00:57:19,917 --> 00:57:21,333 and... 1027 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,291 and others' hot... 1028 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,791 is cold. 1029 00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:34,709 Okay, let's hear it for Jerry, everybody! 1030 00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:37,208 Thank you! It's... it's too long of a poem. 1031 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,875 Our little stage has had, uh... 1032 00:57:43,959 --> 00:57:46,624 many writers on it, but never one 1033 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:48,165 with this pedigree. 1034 00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:49,917 So, please give a warm welcome 1035 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,833 to the internationally best-selling author 1036 00:57:51,834 --> 00:57:54,875 of "The Christmas Bow," Mr. Jake Granger. 1037 00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:07,291 So... 1038 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,750 I don't actually have a... a poem or... 1039 00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:15,208 a short story. 1040 00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:19,959 Um... 1041 00:58:21,834 --> 00:58:24,417 In fact, I think maybe I... I should have come up 1042 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:27,917 with a less dramatic way of... of doing this. 1043 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:33,040 Th... this is the first time that I've... 1044 00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:35,374 attempted one of these, actually. 1045 00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:37,541 It's, um... 1046 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:38,666 it's a confession. 1047 00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:40,417 What did you do? 1048 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,542 Hold that thought! 1049 00:58:45,709 --> 00:58:47,165 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 1050 00:58:47,166 --> 00:58:49,542 This will only, uh, this will only take one hot minute. 1051 00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:53,208 Thank you. Thank you. 1052 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:55,959 Um, hi. 1053 00:59:01,834 --> 00:59:05,500 Um, okay, so everybody here knows that I'm, uh... 1054 00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:07,041 you know, not a poet. 1055 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:12,082 But everybody here also knows 1056 00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:16,375 how I feel about Cindy Lou Who over there, right? 1057 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:20,875 We both took a lot of left turns, 1058 00:59:20,959 --> 00:59:25,582 to, you know, get back in town here, together, 1059 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:28,959 so I wanted to do something very spectacular 1060 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,375 for her, so, uh... 1061 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:36,249 Celia, will you come up here please? 1062 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,291 Go. 1063 00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:54,959 Aww! 1064 00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:59,625 Roses are red. 1065 01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:03,917 They are so red. 1066 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,834 Violets... 1067 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:14,875 even more blue. 1068 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:20,667 "Lilly Eggwater"? 1069 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,249 And I really... 1070 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:26,791 really... 1071 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:29,083 want to go to Cuba with you. 1072 01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:33,666 That's right. 1073 01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,208 Cuba, baby. 1074 01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:38,124 Huh? I spent my advance book money on these. 1075 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:50,417 Jake! 1076 01:00:55,667 --> 01:00:57,083 Hey, Lilly. 1077 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:02,709 Uh, hey, I'll be in touch about the book, okay? 1078 01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:05,875 I promise. 1079 01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:07,250 Why are you leaving? 1080 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,834 I, uh... 1081 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166 I gotta get ahead of the snow. 1082 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,166 Oh. What snow? 1083 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:22,333 Um... 1084 01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,458 Whoa. 1085 01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:35,417 Wow. 1086 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,583 Hey... 1087 01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:41,500 I'll see you later, partner. 1088 01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:16,834 "Love always, Jake." 1089 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:35,583 Hey, listen. You know, it's, uh... 1090 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:38,000 maybe for the best. You know? 1091 01:02:39,959 --> 01:02:40,875 Okay. 1092 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,375 Are you kidding me? 1093 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:55,959 - It... it's not my fault. - Look at this. 1094 01:02:56,041 --> 01:02:57,249 It's ice. I don't live in ice. 1095 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:59,542 I live in... nice places that don't have this. 1096 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:01,333 - Hank. - This is ridiculous. 1097 01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:02,875 - It's not my... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 1098 01:03:02,959 --> 01:03:05,333 We're the only car on the road. 1099 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,375 This is the first place we've seen in miles. 1100 01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:11,083 Be careful. This could be a murder house. 1101 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:12,249 It's just for the night. 1102 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,500 How about some lights in here? 1103 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,542 Yeah, well, the murderer would hide them. 1104 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,083 That would be a good move on his part. 1105 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:19,290 Why are you such a big baby? 1106 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:20,917 I'm not being a baby. I don't know why... 1107 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,542 It's just showing good... it's showing good thinking 1108 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,208 - to not be afraid. - There's some lights in here. 1109 01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:26,750 - Okay. All right. - All right, all right. 1110 01:03:26,834 --> 01:03:28,041 Here we go. 1111 01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,250 Gonna hug you in case it's a murder house. 1112 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,666 I'm just hugging. Is it a murder house? 1113 01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:34,875 Hey. 1114 01:03:35,959 --> 01:03:37,125 Oh. 1115 01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:47,041 All right, I'm going to bed. 1116 01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,959 Santa's workshop. 1117 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:03,792 No, no, no. 1118 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:05,709 Listen, I get what you're saying. The flight's canceled. 1119 01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:08,291 I know it's canceled. I'm not on the flight, so I know. 1120 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:09,834 Okay, here's what I need to know. 1121 01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:12,499 When is the next flight? 1122 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,709 Oh, you don't know? 1123 01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:15,750 Well, okay, do you have The Weather Channel? 1124 01:04:15,834 --> 01:04:17,207 Because I'll tell you what I have. 1125 01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:18,709 I have 300 years worth of farmers' almanacs. 1126 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:21,083 Maybe I could... You wanna know what happens in 1908? 1127 01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,417 'Cause I can make that work for you. 1128 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,917 All right, listen. I'll level with you. 1129 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,291 I... I just had my third kid, and, um... 1130 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:30,041 I... I wanna get home, all right? 1131 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:32,792 It's Christmas. I want to get home, and... 1132 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,083 I miss my family. 1133 01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:38,709 So, I'm sorry I yelled. I'll find my tickets. 1134 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,416 I'm sure they're in here somewhere. 1135 01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:42,834 Hang on. 1136 01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:44,250 I have them. 1137 01:04:45,917 --> 01:04:48,000 Or no, I don't actually. 1138 01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:00,374 She's still asleep? 1139 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:02,750 Well, she stayed up waiting for you. 1140 01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:09,125 Sometimes it takes Randy a while for things to sink in. 1141 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,583 You're not mad at me, are you? 1142 01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:13,875 Why would I be mad? 1143 01:05:13,959 --> 01:05:15,208 Just because you had a sure thing 1144 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:17,125 and threw it away for some shifty, no-good author 1145 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,875 who skipped town in the middle of the night? 1146 01:05:18,959 --> 01:05:22,375 Guy gets tickets to Cuba, you say no? 1147 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:24,041 He missed the whole point of Cuba. 1148 01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:26,542 Whatever. It doesn't matter. 1149 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:28,834 I know why you did it. 1150 01:05:28,917 --> 01:05:30,959 You wanted your happy ending. 1151 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:33,000 Your big, romantic moment. 1152 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:40,166 You know, that agent of Jake's made an offer 1153 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:42,041 to Randy and Greg. 1154 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:45,834 He wants to do a book on their stupid potato gun, 1155 01:05:45,917 --> 01:05:47,542 take 'em out on the road, 1156 01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:51,792 take pictures of 'em at various festivals. 1157 01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,417 - Oh, man. - Of course. 1158 01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:57,542 Another way to leave me here alone. 1159 01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:59,250 What are you trying to say? 1160 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,125 You were always the smart one. 1161 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,500 The pretty woman. 1162 01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:08,583 I tried to tell myself I was just looking out for you, 1163 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:10,250 but it wasn't that. 1164 01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:13,542 I wanted you to have my life 1165 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:16,417 so I wouldn't have to feel so alone all the time. 1166 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,834 - Honey... - I'm not mad at you. 1167 01:06:19,917 --> 01:06:22,291 I'm proud of you. 1168 01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:26,500 You had the guts to try for your happily ever after. 1169 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,291 And it turned out spectacularly. 1170 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,457 How do you think I feel? 1171 01:06:30,458 --> 01:06:32,666 I'm getting dumped for a potato gun. 1172 01:06:32,667 --> 01:06:34,125 Oh, it's a cannon. 1173 01:06:41,166 --> 01:06:42,250 Hi. 1174 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:44,874 - Uh, Randy... - Maybe I should go. 1175 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,875 No, no, no, this will just take a second. 1176 01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:50,542 I wanted to drop off your stuff. 1177 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:57,041 Randy, I didn't keep anything at your house. 1178 01:06:57,125 --> 01:07:00,542 Well, then I guess it's just a box of stuff I didn't need. 1179 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:03,291 Merry Christmas. 1180 01:07:04,667 --> 01:07:05,792 Are you okay? 1181 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,917 Well, I gotta admit, it was... 1182 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,041 a pretty dark night. 1183 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:15,125 - Then Greg came over. - Greg? My Greg? 1184 01:07:15,208 --> 01:07:17,333 You know it, lamb-chop. 1185 01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:19,458 Anyhow, you know, we started talking 1186 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:22,458 about relationships and stuff, and he was trying to explain 1187 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:25,041 to me why he couldn't go on the Potato Cannon Tour with me. 1188 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,208 And... 1189 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:28,125 I was, like... 1190 01:07:28,208 --> 01:07:29,917 you know, sad. 1191 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,333 'Cause... double rejection. 1192 01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:36,166 Then Greg said being with Helen 1193 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,792 was like getting a new truck. 1194 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,417 You know that feeling you get in the morning 1195 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:41,083 when you see it the day after you bought it? 1196 01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,542 You're like, "Man, I bought a new truck!" 1197 01:07:44,834 --> 01:07:47,667 I mean, except he says he feels like that every morning. 1198 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,709 And that's when what you said to me, 1199 01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:52,458 it made sense. 1200 01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,916 I mean, we're not each other's new trucks. 1201 01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:57,625 We're just, you know... 1202 01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,750 two people looking for a ride. 1203 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:06,582 He called me a new truck? 1204 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,083 He called you an eight-cylinder Hemi. 1205 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:09,125 That's what he called you. 1206 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,625 Oh, that's... It's a good thing. 1207 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,667 Yeah. 1208 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,125 I gotta go. 1209 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:26,750 You're pretty amazing sometimes, Randy. 1210 01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:28,291 Yeah, I know. 1211 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:29,542 You too, Cee-lo. 1212 01:08:31,959 --> 01:08:33,166 Friends? 1213 01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:36,583 Always. 1214 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,625 Balance. 1215 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:00,083 Mom! 1216 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:03,333 Jake Granger's Santa Claus! 1217 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:04,542 What? 1218 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,750 It's fitting it happened on a ferris wheel... 1219 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:27,792 because everything is spinning. 1220 01:09:29,834 --> 01:09:33,709 I know it's silly and I know I just met him, 1221 01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:36,709 but we somehow... 1222 01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:38,083 we understand each other. 1223 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:44,208 There was a connection. 1224 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:47,291 Electric and... and magical. 1225 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,291 But it was real. 1226 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:53,542 He felt it too. 1227 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:59,166 It made it clear to me that I'm headed toward the wrong man. 1228 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:04,499 I have been letting pressure and inertia take me places 1229 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,792 I didn't want to go. 1230 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:08,541 You might not be Santa, 1231 01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:13,500 but you're already responsible for one actual miracle. 1232 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,959 You convinced me love was real and possible again. 1233 01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:24,333 And now I've met a man who it might be possible with, 1234 01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:26,917 and I don't know what to do. 1235 01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,083 Tell me you have one more miracle in you. 1236 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:34,291 You have to go to her. 1237 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,250 Did you read my letter? 1238 01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:40,500 Well, I, you know, I was... I was looking 1239 01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:42,458 for the plane tickets, and I... 1240 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,291 Let's not get bogged down with details, all right? 1241 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,792 Let's just get to the point. 1242 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,583 You're the one that said this whole thing is stupid. 1243 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:49,291 Number one, that's before I knew it was real, 1244 01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:50,917 number two, did you read the same letter I did? 1245 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:53,500 You're a romantic! 1246 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:54,791 Eh... 1247 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,333 All right, here's what we'll do. 1248 01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:59,083 We'll wait till the snow gets down to pre-Ice Age levels... 1249 01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:00,583 No, it's gotta be today. 1250 01:11:00,667 --> 01:11:03,500 It's Christmas Eve. I'm Santa, remember? 1251 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:04,834 You'll freeze to death. 1252 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,208 Huh. 1253 01:11:09,792 --> 01:11:13,250 I'm gonna get dressed. You find me a ride. 1254 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,250 Great, well, they have us on B. and E. already. 1255 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:17,792 Might as well throw in "grand theft tractor." 1256 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,542 Same fancy paper, 1257 01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:22,625 same handwriting, Jake's Santa. 1258 01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:23,875 Jake, right? 1259 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:28,667 Listen, Lilly, about Santa... 1260 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:31,000 Oh, jeez, Mom. Let's just talk turkey. 1261 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:33,375 I mean, Jake must have been they guy who answered 1262 01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:34,875 my letter from Santa Inc. 1263 01:11:34,959 --> 01:11:37,583 Which is obviously the human face 1264 01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:38,959 of Santa's operation. 1265 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 I should have been able to figure this out. 1266 01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:47,000 I mean, how many guys do I expect to quote 1267 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:50,291 early 20th century authors to me in a month? 1268 01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,333 Mom, we need to go find him. 1269 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:54,041 But we don't even know where he is. 1270 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,250 The airport. 1271 01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:57,208 We just look for the silliest red jacket. 1272 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,792 Well, it's snowing like crazy out there. 1273 01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,417 Mike Sullivan has a snowmobile. 1274 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,750 I've heard. 1275 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,041 I'm not even sure that I want to see him. 1276 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,417 Jake lied to me. To you, too. 1277 01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:17,000 Remember when we went to the mall 1278 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,917 and we saw Santa smoking behind the parking garage? 1279 01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:25,542 And you told me that it was just one of Santa's helpers? 1280 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,709 Isn't there such a thing as good lies sometimes? 1281 01:12:32,542 --> 01:12:35,083 - Mom? - No. 1282 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:37,000 This is my wish coming true. 1283 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:39,083 But I said no! 1284 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:40,583 We need to go. 1285 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,750 Well, he left us, Lilly! 1286 01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:07,959 You know, you and your father... 1287 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,917 he believed in magic like you did. 1288 01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:17,250 So much that he made me believe in magic too. 1289 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,917 When he died... 1290 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:25,583 I just didn't know who I was anymore. 1291 01:13:27,792 --> 01:13:29,625 The real world stinks, Lilly. 1292 01:13:31,709 --> 01:13:33,875 It really, really stinks. 1293 01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:37,709 And it just took me a really long time 1294 01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:39,583 to find that magic again. 1295 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:44,125 When you wrote that letter. 1296 01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:52,290 I think that you're right. 1297 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:55,000 I think that we should go find him again. 1298 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,458 Oh, honey. 1299 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:09,917 But not tonight. 1300 01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:13,458 Tonight is about you and me. 1301 01:14:14,959 --> 01:14:17,041 And the magic starts here. 1302 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,457 Right, uphill. Of course. 1303 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,417 What? 1304 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:58,499 You know, if someone had bothered to ask me 1305 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,165 what I wanted for Christmas this year, 1306 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:01,792 I would have said to feel like a kid again. 1307 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,500 What's in there? 1308 01:15:16,709 --> 01:15:17,917 Go get her. 1309 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:23,500 Yah! Yah! 1310 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:26,041 Oh! No yah! No yah! 1311 01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:30,041 Ya! Oh! Whoa, whoa! 1312 01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:39,667 Ho! Ho! Ho! 1313 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,750 It's Christmas Eve! 1314 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:44,125 Oh, you are gonna have to bundle up more, 1315 01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:45,833 young lady, if we're going out there. 1316 01:15:45,834 --> 01:15:47,250 Out where? 1317 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:51,542 Daddy's wishing well. 1318 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,500 How are we gonna get... 1319 01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,792 Mike Sullivan has a snowmobile. 1320 01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,250 I've heard. 1321 01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:10,249 - Hey. - Hey. 1322 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:14,500 Michael, thank you so much for coming on such short notice. 1323 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:17,875 We will be back as fast as we can. 1324 01:16:17,959 --> 01:16:19,250 It's Christmas Eve. 1325 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,417 We can't just leave him here on Christmas Eve. 1326 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,749 You have a kitchen? 1327 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,250 Fully stocked. 1328 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:26,041 Take your time then. 1329 01:16:29,291 --> 01:16:31,290 You rode all the way out here in a blizzard 1330 01:16:31,291 --> 01:16:33,750 and you're just gonna turn around and go home again? 1331 01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:35,583 What are you, dumb? 1332 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,083 Your mom said you needed something. 1333 01:16:46,959 --> 01:16:49,750 Anyway, thank you for the snowmobile. 1334 01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:50,958 We owe you one. 1335 01:16:50,959 --> 01:16:52,083 We're going to the wishing well... 1336 01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,000 Lilly, breathe. 1337 01:17:01,667 --> 01:17:03,750 You want us to make a wish for you? 1338 01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:04,959 Nah. 1339 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,959 I already got mine. 1340 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,792 That kid is smooth. 1341 01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:07,875 Everything seems smaller since the last time we were here. 1342 01:18:10,667 --> 01:18:14,208 Funny, I was thinking how much bigger everything looked. 1343 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:19,834 It's not the same, Mom. 1344 01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,458 I miss Daddy. 1345 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:28,500 I know, honey. 1346 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,041 I miss him too. 1347 01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:46,083 You know, it's not gonna be the same. 1348 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:49,834 But it's gonna be okay. 1349 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:52,583 And it's gonna be okay because we have each other. 1350 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:55,959 Now that's our magic. 1351 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,291 Okay? 1352 01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:02,667 Okay. 1353 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:07,083 Why don't we get you your wish and get you home? 1354 01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:20,125 What? 1355 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:23,417 It's just the letter. 1356 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:26,125 Finding our way back here... 1357 01:19:27,834 --> 01:19:29,333 we did that. 1358 01:19:29,417 --> 01:19:30,417 Me and you. 1359 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:35,125 It feels like the moral is 1360 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,958 if you want something done, 1361 01:19:37,959 --> 01:19:40,917 you gotta get out there and do it yourself. 1362 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,166 And maybe we don't need magic anymore. 1363 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:46,791 That's the most adult thing you've ever said. 1364 01:19:46,792 --> 01:19:48,417 And I hate it. 1365 01:19:50,959 --> 01:19:52,792 We did not go through all of this 1366 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:54,417 for you to come out the other side 1367 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:55,875 sounding like an accountant. 1368 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,208 Oh! Lilly! 1369 01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:03,000 You learned a really good lesson. 1370 01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:04,959 But here's another one that I want you to listen to 1371 01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,667 and I want you to remember. 1372 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,750 Never stop being a little girl. 1373 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:12,958 And never stop believing in Santa. 1374 01:20:12,959 --> 01:20:18,166 And never, ever stop believing in silly wishes. 1375 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,833 Because it is Christmas time and it is the time 1376 01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:22,208 for silly wishes. 1377 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,667 Mom, what are you doing? 1378 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:33,375 Fate, be kind. 1379 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,541 Mom. 1380 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:54,709 It's a horse? 1381 01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:57,792 Celia! Lilly! 1382 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:07,875 Oh, oh... 1383 01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:10,375 Celia! 1384 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,375 Lilly! 1385 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:18,374 I'm Santa! 1386 01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:21,249 I... I'm out of breath. 1387 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:23,000 We figured it out, Jake. 1388 01:21:24,917 --> 01:21:26,458 You're "Love, always, Santa." 1389 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,083 Yeah. 1390 01:21:33,542 --> 01:21:35,000 Are you mad? 1391 01:21:36,166 --> 01:21:38,000 Oh yeah. 1392 01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:39,917 I have so much to say to you. 1393 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,083 All right. 1394 01:22:09,417 --> 01:22:11,959 You stole a one-horse open sleigh. 1395 01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:13,958 Borrowed. 1396 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:16,500 I still feel like we're gonna be on the naughty list. 1397 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,333 Jake, quick question. 1398 01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:21,208 How the heck did you find us? 1399 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:22,958 Well, I just pointed the sleigh 1400 01:22:22,959 --> 01:22:26,125 and hoped that Christmas magic would take care of the rest. 1401 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:27,917 And I guess it did. 1402 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,083 Magic. 1403 01:22:30,166 --> 01:22:31,291 Magic. 1404 01:22:33,667 --> 01:22:35,208 Christmas magic? 1405 01:22:35,291 --> 01:22:36,958 You went to our house first, right? 1406 01:22:36,959 --> 01:22:38,917 And Mike Sullivan told you where to go. 1407 01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:42,917 It's okay, Mike Sullivan is pretty magical. 1408 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:46,083 But no more secrets, okay? 1409 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:47,500 We're partners. 1410 01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:52,542 Okay, "Dashing Through the Snow" 1411 01:22:52,625 --> 01:22:54,959 on three, two, one! 1412 01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:56,250 Yah! 1413 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:57,667 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 1414 01:22:57,750 --> 01:22:59,999 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1415 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,500 ♪ Over the fields we go ♪ 1416 01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:04,667 ♪ Laughing all the way, Ha, ha, ha ♪ 1417 01:23:04,750 --> 01:23:07,041 ♪ Bells on bob-tails ring ♪ 1418 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:09,834 Mom, we can't leave the snowmobile. 1419 01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:11,834 Guys, I stole a horse. 1420 01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:13,458 It'll be fine. 1421 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:16,166 ♪ O, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1422 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,667 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1423 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:20,333 ♪ O what fun it is to ride ♪ 1424 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:22,542 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪ 1425 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:33,583 ♪ ♪ 92490