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Who are you?
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I'm the one who strung
your chief of police up.
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No, you're not.
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There's a vast and insidious
conspiracy here in Tulsa.
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You was with him last night?
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- What?
- The chief.
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Was he acting strange?
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What, are you interrogating me now?
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Why would I interrogate you?
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Our chief has been murdered.
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Murdered by one of you.
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Round them up!
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Look out!
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Angela Abar is your granddaughter.
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You're under arrest.
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I am... Dr. Manhattan.
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Should we
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put him in the cellar
with the others, Sir?
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The basement will be perfect.
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We'll have a use for
him before too long.
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Has it stopped, Master?
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No, Ms. Crookshanks.
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It's only just begun.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Thank you. One moment
while we connect you
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to the Trieu sat orbital array.
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Standby for connection to Mars antenna
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in five... four... three... two...
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Uplink complete. You
are now transmitting.
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Pick up the receiver and
begin speaking at any time.
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Doctor Manhattan is listening.
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Hey. It's me again.
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I've got a joke.
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
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There's this guy, he's a bricklayer.
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He's really good at it.
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He's a real master of his craft
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because he's precise.
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Every brick has its place.
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Anyway, this guy has a daughter
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and he's gonna teach
her to be a bricklayer,
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because, after all, all
a man has is his legacy.
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So Dad decides to build a
barbecue in the backyard.
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He does the math, he figures
out exactly what he needs,
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and he shows the daughter
how to do everything,
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step-by-step.
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And when he finishes, it's a beauty.
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It's a perfect barbecue,
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just the way he drew
it in the blueprints.
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Only one problem...
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There's a brick left over.
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One... single... brick.
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The guy freaks out.
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He must've done something wrong.
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He's going to have to
start all over again.
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So he picks up his sledgehammer
to knock the thing to pieces
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and suddenly his daughter says,
"Daddy, wait. I have an idea."
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She picks up the orphan brick
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and she throws it up into the air...
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as high as she can.
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And... and...
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Good morning. How may I help you?
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And... And then she...
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Shit!
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I messed it up. Um...
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Okay, uh...
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Forget that joke. Can
I tell you another one?
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Money from the fucking drawers! Now!
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Everyone on the goddamn floor!
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Money, fucking now!
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Back the fuck off!
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Release the hostage. It's over.
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How'd you know we were gonna be here?
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I mean, did you get an anonymous tip?
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What?
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Oh shit! What if it was the FBI?
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Because what you're doing
right now? Vigilantism?
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It's illegal.
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So it would be super smart
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for federal law
enforcement to tip you off
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that this bank was about to be robbed.
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Of course, you couldn't
know you were being set up.
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Otherwise you wouldn't walk
right into their trap, right?
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Shit.
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What?
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Like I tell your kids, sir,
stay behind the barricades!
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Ladies and gentlemen, please stand back.
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This is a crime scene.
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- Nice work.
- Give me your cuffs.
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Hey, Blake.
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How'd you know his body
armor would stop the bullets?
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For your own safety
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and the integrity of the crime scene...
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- Bullshit! Bullshit!
- ...stand back!
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Hey! Why are you
arresting him? He's a hero!
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Please! Stand back!
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He's not a hero!
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He's a fucking joke.
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Aah, you fucking pig!
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Play Devo.
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Stop Devo.
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- Senator Keene.
- Agent Blake.
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Sorry to bother you at home.
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I left three messages at your office.
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- I wasn't at my office.
- Clearly.
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I heard you caught The Revenger.
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- Congrats.
- Just "Revenger," no "The."
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And I got him last month.
Today was Mr. Shadow.
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Well, shit, Blake.
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On behalf of the American taxpayer,
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thank you for keeping our streets safe
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from rich assholes playing dress-up.
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You're quite welcome.
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- May I come in?
- You may.
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- Can I peek?
- Watch your fingers.
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- What's his name?
- Who.
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The owl.
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"Who," that's his
name. Ask him yourself.
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Can you get someone to take care
of him while you're out of town?
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Am I going out of town, Joe?
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Tomorrow, the deputy
director is gonna send you
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down to Tulsa to take
lead on an investigation.
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- And you know this...?
- 'Cause I asked him to.
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Uh-huh. What am I investigating?
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- Chief of police got hung.
- Hanged. You knew him?
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A little. He was a good man.
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His wife ran my senate campaign.
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Folks assume the Seventh Kavalry did it.
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But that's not what you assume.
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7K always takes credit
when they kill a cop,
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but not a peep from them on this.
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You think it was a vigilante?
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- Sure could be.
- Why?
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Call it professional jealousy.
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Vigilantes already
see cops as the enemy.
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Now they got mask envy on top.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't have
put the cops in masks, Joe.
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It works.
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Crime's down 80% in Tulsa
since we passed DOPA.
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- And other cities...
- You called it DOPA?
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The Defense of Police Act.
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And it's such a great
acronym that other cities
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wanna jump on board and pilot it.
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Atlanta, New Orleans,
even goddamn Denver.
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Masks save lives.
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My reputation, my name
is built on that idea.
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Now, those cops have kept the
peace down there for three years,
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and now someone's trying to start a war.
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And if they do, it all goes to shit.
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And you don't get to be president.
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You know, Laurie...
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the president can
pardon anybody he wants.
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Anybody.
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He could even get your
owl out of that cage.
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Fucking Oklahoma.
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Okay. Forget the brick. New joke.
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Three heroes die, and they all
show up at the pearly gates.
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God's there to decide what
their eternal fate shall be.
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Heaven... or Hell.
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Our first hero is
dressed up like a big owl.
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And God says to him, "I gifted you
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"the ability to make
fantastic inventions.
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What did you do with
this amazing talent?"
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And Owl Guy says, "I made
this really awesome flying ship
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"and lots of cool outfits and weapons,
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so that I could bring
peace to the city."
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God asks, "So how many
people did you kill?"
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Owl Guy seems offended.
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"Zero," he says, I didn't
take a single life."
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God frowns. "Sorry, Owl Guy.
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"Your heart's in the right place,
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but you're just too soft."
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And God snaps his fingers.
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And the hero goes to Hell.
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Seventh Kavalry.
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Apparently, it's a Custer's Last
Stand thing, but who gives a shit.
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They're just the Klan
with different masks.
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They first popped up after the Victims
of Racial Violence Act was passed.
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African-Americans come to
Tulsa to claim their benefits,
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they buy land, start businesses.
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And we all know how
accommodating white folks are
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when people of color dare to prosper.
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But in Robbie Redford's America,
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the cops protect everybody,
so they push back.
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They ID everyone in Tulsa
who's supremacist-adjacent,
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search their houses, take their guns...
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even the grandfathered ones.
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But obviously, they missed a few...
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, it's, uh... an excerpt
from Rorschach's journal.
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The Kavalry wears his mask, sir.
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I just thought, for, uh,
psychological context,
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- you might want to...
- Is it the 1980s, Petey?
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Uh, mm-mm, no sir.
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Then who gives a shit about Rorschach?
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Next slide.
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Coordinated simultaneous
attacks at the homes of Tulsa PD.
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Not just the cops, their families, too.
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Only a few survivors,
including Judd Crawford.
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Couple others get shot and stay,
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the rest of the force quits.
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And there's no way to recruit new cops,
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because how do you guarantee the
Kavalry won't just do it again?
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Enter Senator Giddyup.
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"If y'all can fight fire with fire,
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y'all can fight masks with masks!"
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Bright yellow ones.
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So, the cops hide their faces,
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and the bad guys don't
know where they live.
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And who doesn't want a
secret identity. Right, Blake?
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Right, boss.
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Peace returns to Tulsa, until last week.
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Cut to: Chief Judd Crawford, in a tree,
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H-A-N-G-I-N-G.
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Lights.
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Blake's running point.
Jet's on the tarmac.
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You're all wheels up in two hours,
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- so grab your...
- No. Just me.
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What?
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Tulsa PD's never gonna cooperate
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if an army of suits falls from the sky.
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I can point all by myself.
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Laurie, you can't go in there alone.
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Fine. I'll, uh, take...
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...him.
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We're beginning our descent into Tulsa.
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Agents, please buckle up.
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I brought one too.
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- It's got holes in it.
- Oh, it's not for sleeping.
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In the briefing,
Director Farragut said...
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uh, I just thought if
the police wear them...
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When in Rome, right?
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Tulsa's not Rome.
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And you're a federal agent,
not the Lone Fucking Ranger.
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Right. Gotcha.
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If you wanna take a look out the window,
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we've got a bird's-eye view
of the Millennium Clock.
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"Look on my works, ye
mighty, and despair."
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What?
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That's what Lady Trieu said
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at the groundbreaking for the clock.
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A... hmm... shout out to Adrian
Veidt after she bought his company.
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They finally declared him dead,
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but I've got a buddy
on the Argentina desk
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who says Veidt got plastic surgery,
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and he's now living
incognito down there.
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You knew him, right?
Back in the old days?
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When he was Ozymandias?
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- You want my autograph?
- What?
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Well, you've clearly have
a hard-on for the past,
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so, what do you want me to sign?
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I wrote my graduate thesis
on the police strike of '77,
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when you and your ex were in D.C.
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and by "ex" I mean Dr. Manhattan,
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the most powerful being in existence.
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Sorry for not pretending
that I don't know who you are
258
00:15:57,552 --> 00:16:01,092
because we're supposed to leave
"famous" people alone, but...
259
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,675
you brought me here, Agent Blake.
260
00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:06,926
And before I was recruited by the FBI
261
00:16:06,928 --> 00:16:08,926
to run the slide projector,
262
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,844
I had a PhD in history.
263
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,011
So...
264
00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:16,677
Please don't treat me
like I'm some kind of...
265
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,803
fan.
266
00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,803
Yeah. I knew Adrian Veidt.
267
00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:33,011
I too am not a fan.
268
00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:42,592
Oh, where was I?
269
00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:45,053
Oh. Right, right.
270
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:53,217
The pearly gates await our next
hero in line for almighty judgment.
271
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,717
Our Hero Number Two is
confident he can game this out,
272
00:16:55,719 --> 00:17:00,550
because that's his
God-given talent... smarts.
273
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:04,717
Some might even say he was
the smartest man in the world.
274
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,884
"So, what'd you do with that
big brain I gave you?" asks God.
275
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,550
"Well, as a matter of fact,
276
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I saved humanity," says Smarty-pants.
277
00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:16,383
"Well, how'd you do that?" asks God.
278
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:21,926
"Well, I dropped a giant
alien squid on New York.
279
00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,634
And everybody was so afraid of it,
280
00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:25,719
they stopped being
afraid of each other."
281
00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:31,636
"Okay," says God. "Um..."
282
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,926
"How many people did you kill?"
283
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,217
Smarty-pants smiles.
284
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:39,550
"Three million, give or take.
285
00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:42,719
But you can't make an omelette
without breaking a couple eggs."
286
00:17:43,594 --> 00:17:45,467
"Christ," God says,
287
00:17:45,469 --> 00:17:48,552
"You're a fucking monster."
288
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,636
"Am not!" says Smarty-pants.
289
00:17:53,135 --> 00:17:54,469
God snaps his fingers.
290
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:58,092
The hero goes to Hell.
291
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,884
Maybe it's the wrong warehouse?
292
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,759
Yeah?
293
00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:15,094
Is that what your PhD
in history tells you?
294
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,469
Here. Don't eat those.
295
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,133
Wait here.
296
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,469
Oh, uh, right. Shouldn't I...?
297
00:18:47,177 --> 00:18:48,636
Hey, there!
298
00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,842
What are you guys up to?
299
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,801
Who the fuck are you?
300
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:57,133
Special Agent Laurie Blake.
301
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,511
Who the fuck are you?
302
00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:01,844
Pirate Jenny.
303
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:04,133
Red Scare.
304
00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:06,511
Wow. Cool.
305
00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:08,967
Sir, I'm with the FBI.
306
00:19:08,969 --> 00:19:10,717
Are your civil rights being violated?
307
00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:12,342
Uh... Yes, ma'am.
308
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:15,307
These people came into my place of
business and they just grabbed me.
309
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:16,467
They didn't read me my rights or...
310
00:19:16,469 --> 00:19:18,926
Okay. Sorry, I was just
kidding. I don't care.
311
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:21,803
Uh, I'm looking for someone
named "Looking Glass."
312
00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,511
Is he in there?
313
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,677
Shut your mouth, bitch! Shut up!
314
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:06,260
Open your mouth.
315
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:12,761
Looking Glass is in the
pod. Is he expecting you?
316
00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:15,219
Boy, I sure hope not.
317
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,258
For the safety of our officers,
318
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,634
we're gonna have to put
the blindfold back on you
319
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,260
before we can send you back.
320
00:20:30,469 --> 00:20:33,427
He's clear. Take him off the board.
321
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,594
Hey.
322
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:41,761
I-I know there's a line,
but could I go next?
323
00:20:49,302 --> 00:20:52,092
- Please don't touch...
- What does this thing do?
324
00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:54,294
It's complicated.
325
00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:57,092
Try me.
326
00:20:57,094 --> 00:21:01,009
It determines and exposes
negative cultural biases
327
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,592
to which the suspect
might otherwise not admit.
328
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:07,344
- So it's a racist detector.
- That's an oversimplification.
329
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,634
So I'm guessing all these blindfolded
330
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,133
gentlemen and ladies out here
are suspected Seventh Kavalry?
331
00:21:13,135 --> 00:21:15,967
Any of them confess to
murdering your chief?
332
00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:18,677
Not as of yet, no.
333
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:28,051
Sorry, I got a seed
stuck there or something.
334
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:31,011
You know, you wear a mirror on
your face, people are gonna use it.
335
00:21:31,677 --> 00:21:35,344
Or you could just take
that silly mask off, Wade.
336
00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:40,677
Or do you prefer Detective Tillman?
337
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,053
Wade's fine.
338
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,344
May I have the control back, please?
339
00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:02,135
How may I help you, Agent Blake?
340
00:22:02,928 --> 00:22:05,258
Tell me about your chief's autopsy.
341
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,842
Ligature marks, petechial hemorrhaging,
342
00:22:07,844 --> 00:22:10,509
combined asphyxia and venous congestion.
343
00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:13,383
Absolutely zero doubt he was hanged.
344
00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:14,884
Was there a tox screen?
345
00:22:14,886 --> 00:22:18,634
I'm guessin' you've read the
report, so you know there ain't.
346
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:20,383
Why "ain't" there?
347
00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:23,552
No need. Cause of death is clear.
348
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,467
You're right. It totally is.
349
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:29,300
So this raid the other
night at the cattle ranch?
350
00:22:29,302 --> 00:22:31,550
- I wasn't there.
- Yes, I know.
351
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:34,217
But the report says you got the location
352
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,409
from a suspect here
in the racist detector.
353
00:22:36,412 --> 00:22:37,733
It's not a ra...
354
00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:43,217
If you've read the report,
you've watched the tapes.
355
00:22:43,219 --> 00:22:46,550
And if you've watched the
tapes, you know he didn't talk.
356
00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:48,634
Oh, you're smart, Wade.
357
00:22:48,636 --> 00:22:50,550
Okay, so who did he
give the location to?
358
00:22:50,552 --> 00:22:55,051
Sister Night obtained the intel
in a secondary interrogation.
359
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:56,884
Is that Tulsa for "beat
the shit out of him"?
360
00:22:56,886 --> 00:22:58,634
I did not personally observe
361
00:22:58,636 --> 00:23:00,926
any violence against the suspect.
362
00:23:00,928 --> 00:23:03,592
So, this Sister Night...
363
00:23:03,594 --> 00:23:05,592
would that be Angela Abar?
364
00:23:18,803 --> 00:23:20,135
Yes, it would.
365
00:23:21,594 --> 00:23:23,385
Is she around?
366
00:23:24,552 --> 00:23:26,383
She took a personal day
367
00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:29,717
to work on her eulogy
for the chief's funeral.
368
00:23:29,719 --> 00:23:31,761
Jesus. When's that?
369
00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:36,636
In a couple hours.
370
00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:40,133
Well...
371
00:23:40,135 --> 00:23:42,928
Guess I better change
into something darker.
372
00:23:52,552 --> 00:23:54,801
Okay.
373
00:23:54,803 --> 00:23:56,969
We're down to the nitty-gritty now.
374
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,302
One hero left.
375
00:24:00,053 --> 00:24:01,342
God cracks his knuckles,
376
00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:05,926
ready to administer the final reckoning.
377
00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:09,801
Now, Hero Number Three is
pretty much a god himself.
378
00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:12,634
So for the sake of telling them apart,
379
00:24:12,636 --> 00:24:14,425
he's blue...
380
00:24:14,427 --> 00:24:17,842
and he likes to stroll around
with his dick hanging out.
381
00:24:17,844 --> 00:24:22,509
He can teleport. He
can see into the future.
382
00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:26,217
He can blow shit up. He's
got actual superpowers.
383
00:24:26,219 --> 00:24:28,217
So Regular God asks Blue God,
384
00:24:28,219 --> 00:24:30,759
"What have you done with these
gifts?" And Blue God says,
385
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:36,300
"I fell in love with a woman,
I walked across the sun,
386
00:24:36,302 --> 00:24:38,967
and then I fell in
love with another woman.
387
00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:41,677
I won the Vietnam War.
388
00:24:43,511 --> 00:24:47,302
But mostly, I just stopped
giving a shit about humanity."
389
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:52,675
God sighs.
390
00:24:52,677 --> 00:24:56,344
"Do I even need to ask how
many people you've killed?"
391
00:24:58,176 --> 00:25:00,549
Blue God shrugs.
392
00:25:00,552 --> 00:25:03,359
"A live body and a dead body
have the same number of particles,
393
00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:06,216
so it doesn't matter.
394
00:25:06,219 --> 00:25:08,258
And it doesn't matter how
I answer your question,
395
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:11,175
because I know you're
sending me to Hell."
396
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,383
"How do you know that?" asks God.
397
00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:18,051
And Blue God sounds very, very sad
398
00:25:18,053 --> 00:25:20,092
when he softly says,
399
00:25:20,094 --> 00:25:22,552
"Because I'm already there."
400
00:25:24,511 --> 00:25:26,550
And so, a mere piston
401
00:25:26,552 --> 00:25:28,967
in the inevitable
machinery of time and space,
402
00:25:28,969 --> 00:25:31,761
God does what he did
and what he will do:
403
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:35,260
he snaps his fingers.
404
00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,719
And the hero goes to Hell.
405
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:51,258
Y'all are gonna have to
surrender any firearms.
406
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:54,801
- We're, uh, federal off...
- Give the man your gun, Petey.
407
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,886
Show some damn respect.
408
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,175
Angela Abar...
409
00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:48,051
Laurie Blake, FBI.
410
00:26:48,053 --> 00:26:49,842
I'm so sorry for your loss.
411
00:26:49,844 --> 00:26:51,511
Cal. Hi.
412
00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:54,509
- Do I know you?
- No, no, no.
413
00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:56,675
You don't. I'm sorry. We've never met,
414
00:26:56,677 --> 00:26:59,300
but I heard that you were
close with the Crawfords,
415
00:26:59,302 --> 00:27:01,634
and I'm here to help.
416
00:27:01,636 --> 00:27:05,385
And I'm hoping you and I can grab
some coffee and talk sometime soon.
417
00:27:06,053 --> 00:27:10,801
I'm not a cop anymore. I
retired three years ago.
418
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,175
Oh, I know. And I totally understand.
419
00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:16,344
You have a family,
and it's so dangerous.
420
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:22,467
Here, let me give you my card.
421
00:27:22,469 --> 00:27:24,300
My pager's on there.
422
00:27:24,302 --> 00:27:26,385
So, please feel free to give me a buzz.
423
00:27:27,302 --> 00:27:29,803
"Anti-Vigilante Task Force."
424
00:27:29,806 --> 00:27:31,796
You know how you can tell the difference
425
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:34,255
between a masked cop and a vigilante?
426
00:27:35,719 --> 00:27:37,550
No.
427
00:27:37,552 --> 00:27:39,177
Me neither.
428
00:27:40,843 --> 00:27:44,549
Again, my deepest condolences.
429
00:27:44,552 --> 00:27:45,677
Bye.
430
00:27:48,511 --> 00:27:51,842
Ready! Aim! Pull!
431
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,927
Ready! Aim! Pull!
432
00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:57,639
Ready! Aim! Pull!
433
00:28:03,761 --> 00:28:05,926
Well...
434
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:08,383
Thank you all for being here.
435
00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:10,260
And, uh...
436
00:28:11,552 --> 00:28:14,053
Thank you for honoring my husband.
437
00:28:15,053 --> 00:28:17,011
He loved this work.
438
00:28:18,177 --> 00:28:22,928
But he loved all of you even more.
439
00:28:24,886 --> 00:28:26,219
Angela...
440
00:28:26,886 --> 00:28:30,717
I can't think of a better
person to speak about Judd
441
00:28:30,719 --> 00:28:33,302
before we lay him to rest.
442
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:48,550
Most of you know the chief and me...
443
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,258
and I...
444
00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:54,051
we both were shot on the same night.
445
00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:56,469
So many others died.
446
00:28:57,928 --> 00:28:59,759
We were lucky.
447
00:28:59,761 --> 00:29:03,385
We knew we might not
always be lucky, and...
448
00:29:04,427 --> 00:29:06,469
we should be prepared.
449
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,801
So we made a pact.
450
00:29:09,803 --> 00:29:13,884
I told him what I would want
him to say at my funeral,
451
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:17,051
and he told me what to say at his.
452
00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:29,801
♪ I'm headin' for the last roundup ♪
453
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:38,051
♪ Gonna saddle old Paint
for the last time and ride ♪
454
00:29:38,053 --> 00:29:40,884
♪ So long, old pal ♪
455
00:29:40,886 --> 00:29:45,842
♪ It's time your tears were dried ♪
456
00:29:45,844 --> 00:29:52,133
♪ I'm heading for the last roundup ♪
457
00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:57,592
♪ Git along, little doggie,
git along, git along ♪
458
00:29:57,594 --> 00:30:02,219
♪ Git along, little
doggie, git along ♪
459
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:08,009
♪ Git along, little doggie,
git along, git along ♪
460
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:12,383
♪ Git along, little
doggie, git along ♪
461
00:30:12,385 --> 00:30:17,509
♪ Git along, little doggie,
git along, git along ♪
462
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:20,342
♪ Git along, little doggie ♪
463
00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:23,217
♪ Git along ♪
464
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:27,593
♪ I'm heading for the last... ♪
465
00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:37,717
Nobody fucking move!
466
00:30:37,719 --> 00:30:39,175
This device is connected to my heart,
467
00:30:39,177 --> 00:30:41,383
so if it stops beating,
you're all fucking dead!
468
00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:46,133
Senator Joseph Keene, Jr....
469
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,258
you are a race traitor
470
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:50,967
and declared open war
on the Seventh Kavalry.
471
00:30:50,969 --> 00:30:54,342
Surrender yourself or everyone dies!
472
00:30:54,344 --> 00:30:56,550
Hey! What did I fucking say?
473
00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:58,761
Hey. Just take it easy.
474
00:30:59,594 --> 00:31:01,385
I'll do whatever you want.
475
00:31:03,427 --> 00:31:05,011
Okay? Take it easy.
476
00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:07,509
Here I am.
477
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,009
Do not attempt to follow...
478
00:31:25,094 --> 00:31:27,801
Run!
479
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,217
Go! Go! Go! Go!
480
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:14,383
♪ Get up in the morning,
slaving for bread, sir ♪
481
00:32:14,385 --> 00:32:18,967
♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪
482
00:32:18,969 --> 00:32:25,469
♪ Poor me Israelites, ah ♪
483
00:32:28,803 --> 00:32:32,425
♪ Get up in the morning,
slaving for bread, sir ♪
484
00:32:32,427 --> 00:32:35,467
♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪
485
00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:41,675
♪ Poor me Israelites ♪
486
00:32:41,677 --> 00:32:45,425
♪ My wife and my kids, they
packed up and leave me ♪
487
00:32:45,427 --> 00:32:48,801
♪ Darling, she said, I
was yours to be seen ♪
488
00:32:48,804 --> 00:32:53,386
♪ Poor me Israelites ♪
489
00:32:54,677 --> 00:32:57,926
♪ Shirt them a-tear
up, trousers is gone ♪
490
00:32:57,928 --> 00:33:01,634
♪ I don't want to end up
like Bonnie and Clyde ♪
491
00:33:01,636 --> 00:33:06,177
♪ Poor me Israelites ♪
492
00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:10,842
♪ After a storm
there must be a calm ♪
493
00:33:10,844 --> 00:33:14,383
♪ They catch me in the
farm, you sound your alarm ♪
494
00:33:14,385 --> 00:33:18,884
♪ Poor me Israelites ♪
495
00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:21,385
♪ Eee ♪
496
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:37,175
♪ I said I get up in the
morning slaving for bread, sir ♪
497
00:33:37,177 --> 00:33:40,258
♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪
498
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:45,219
♪ Poor me Israelites... ♪
499
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:51,185
This... is going to be the one.
500
00:33:53,385 --> 00:33:56,175
I feel it in my bones.
501
00:33:56,177 --> 00:33:58,592
I never doubted you, Master.
502
00:33:58,594 --> 00:33:59,884
That, Mr. Philips,
503
00:33:59,886 --> 00:34:03,260
is because you are incapable of doubt.
504
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:09,761
Nevertheless, I
appreciate the sentiment.
505
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,636
Oh.
506
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,135
Right.
507
00:34:20,219 --> 00:34:23,425
Are you ready to venture
into the great beyond?
508
00:34:23,427 --> 00:34:26,302
Oh. Yes, I am, sir.
509
00:35:09,844 --> 00:35:13,177
Damn it.
510
00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,634
Damn it. Damn it!
511
00:35:20,636 --> 00:35:23,258
Shit! Fuck! Shit!
512
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:26,967
Shit and shit and fuck!
513
00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:29,342
Motherfucking shit!
514
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:33,550
Fucking damn it! And motherfucking shit!
515
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:39,552
What went wrong, Master?
516
00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:45,011
I think we're going
to need a thicker skin.
517
00:37:11,094 --> 00:37:14,926
♪ For he's a jolly good
fellow, for he's a jolly... ♪
518
00:37:34,302 --> 00:37:38,803
I'm so sorry to disturb you, Master.
519
00:37:39,969 --> 00:37:41,636
But there's a letter.
520
00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,636
From the game warden.
521
00:37:46,591 --> 00:37:48,049
Read it to me.
522
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,594
Let's see what our adversary
has to say for himself.
523
00:37:57,782 --> 00:37:58,928
"Dear Mas..."
524
00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:02,841
Oh, dispense with the flowery
pleasantries and get to it.
525
00:38:02,844 --> 00:38:06,467
"I beg your pardon, sir, but
when you first arrived here,
526
00:38:06,469 --> 00:38:09,675
we agreed upon the
terms of your captivity.
527
00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:11,300
Your recent behavior suggests
528
00:38:11,302 --> 00:38:13,425
an intention to violate those terms."
529
00:38:13,427 --> 00:38:15,240
- Hmm.
- "As such,
530
00:38:15,243 --> 00:38:17,008
if this behavior continues,
531
00:38:17,011 --> 00:38:20,011
you will face grave consequences."
532
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,509
He's underscored "consequences."
533
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,842
- Mm.
- "Know this...
534
00:38:27,844 --> 00:38:30,842
The next shot I fire, sir,
will not be at your feet.
535
00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:34,175
Please consider this your
first and only warning.
536
00:38:34,177 --> 00:38:37,342
Thank you again for
the delicious tomatoes.
537
00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:40,677
Your humble servant, The Game Warden."
538
00:38:43,511 --> 00:38:45,928
To the typewriter, Crookshanks!
539
00:38:50,552 --> 00:38:54,842
Let's see what this devious
cur is made of, shall we?
540
00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:57,511
- Oh, yes, we shall, Master!
- Mm.
541
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,175
Most Honorable Game Warden.
542
00:39:00,177 --> 00:39:02,342
I beg your pardon, sir,
543
00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:05,634
but you seem to suspect
me of criminal activities
544
00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:09,509
as if I were a dastardly forest brigand.
545
00:39:09,512 --> 00:39:14,720
Or worse, some sort of
republic serial villain.
546
00:39:15,427 --> 00:39:16,509
I am neither, sir,
547
00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:20,967
And I assure you that my activities
548
00:39:20,969 --> 00:39:25,552
are purely recreational in nature.
549
00:39:26,427 --> 00:39:29,217
Furthermore, I would never imagine
550
00:39:29,219 --> 00:39:32,302
to transgress the terms
upon which we agreed.
551
00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:37,926
I am available, at your
leisure and by your grace,
552
00:39:37,928 --> 00:39:41,634
to discuss this matter further
should you wish to repeat
553
00:39:41,636 --> 00:39:44,552
your ridiculous accusations in person.
554
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,967
That said, I'm pleased
you enjoyed the tomatoes.
555
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:53,969
All the best wishes and encouragement,
556
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,969
Adrian Veidt.
557
00:39:59,594 --> 00:40:01,928
What do you think, Ms. Crookshanks?
558
00:40:03,053 --> 00:40:06,219
Oh, this will have him
quaking in his boots, Master!
559
00:40:07,511 --> 00:40:09,135
I'll have it sent right away.
560
00:40:10,594 --> 00:40:12,842
Have Mr. Philips restring my bow
561
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,509
and saddle up Bucephalus.
562
00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:17,844
I hunt again at midnight!
563
00:40:48,594 --> 00:40:50,967
I am not the hero here.
564
00:40:50,969 --> 00:40:54,675
I'm only standing here
talking to y'all right now
565
00:40:54,677 --> 00:40:58,967
because of the swift and fearless
actions of law enforcement.
566
00:40:58,969 --> 00:41:02,051
They are the heroes. They kept me safe.
567
00:41:02,053 --> 00:41:05,009
And I'll be damned if I won't keep
fighting to do the same for them.
568
00:41:05,011 --> 00:41:06,383
Senator Keene...
569
00:41:06,385 --> 00:41:09,217
Why do you think you were
targeted by the Kavalry?
570
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:11,634
I reckon it's because nothing
scares a terrorist more
571
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,342
than someone they can't terrify.
572
00:41:13,344 --> 00:41:16,342
Can you comment on the Russians
building an intrinsic field generator?
573
00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:17,550
Guys...
574
00:41:17,552 --> 00:41:19,675
when they swore me in,
I promised to defend us
575
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,175
from all enemies foreign and domestic.
576
00:41:22,177 --> 00:41:26,342
But I represent the people of
the great state of Oklahoma,
577
00:41:26,344 --> 00:41:28,675
and the Russians ain't my problem.
578
00:41:28,677 --> 00:41:30,969
The goddamned Seventh Kavalry is.
579
00:41:31,636 --> 00:41:34,217
Right now, here is where the war's at.
580
00:41:34,219 --> 00:41:36,719
And I won't be leaving until it's won.
581
00:41:37,427 --> 00:41:39,634
Good night and God Bless.
582
00:41:45,928 --> 00:41:48,051
Well, he's got my vote.
583
00:41:48,053 --> 00:41:50,344
Are you even old enough to vote?
584
00:41:51,844 --> 00:41:54,886
So, can I get that autograph now or...?
585
00:41:56,094 --> 00:41:58,427
That was almost funny, Petey.
586
00:41:59,053 --> 00:42:01,928
- You drink any of that yet?
- No. Why?
587
00:42:47,511 --> 00:42:49,552
How about that coffee now?
588
00:42:52,928 --> 00:42:54,719
Where's it go?
589
00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:58,342
Just outside the fence.
590
00:42:58,344 --> 00:43:00,675
Gotta be 300 meters long.
591
00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:03,467
Must've used some kind've
drill to get it done that fast.
592
00:43:03,469 --> 00:43:05,803
Don't rule out extremist gophers.
593
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,260
How are your children?
594
00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:14,576
Safe.
595
00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:18,053
I thought he was bluffing.
596
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:21,133
Those fuckers always say the
device is rigged to their hearts,
597
00:43:21,135 --> 00:43:23,427
and none of them actually
take the time to do it.
598
00:43:24,761 --> 00:43:26,803
You saved us. Thanks.
599
00:43:27,427 --> 00:43:29,133
Crawford jumped on the grenade.
600
00:43:29,135 --> 00:43:32,135
I just gave him a little push.
601
00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:35,467
Yeah, well...
602
00:43:35,469 --> 00:43:37,677
I sure as shit can't exhume him now.
603
00:43:38,594 --> 00:43:40,011
That's not funny.
604
00:43:40,803 --> 00:43:42,884
Sorry. I wasn't joking.
605
00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:45,175
You guys just scheduled
this funeral so fast.
606
00:43:45,177 --> 00:43:46,550
Kinda weird considering
607
00:43:46,552 --> 00:43:48,967
it's an active murder
investigation by the way,
608
00:43:48,969 --> 00:43:50,342
but, uh...
609
00:43:50,344 --> 00:43:52,759
we were literally gonna
dig him up tomorrow.
610
00:43:52,761 --> 00:43:54,719
Discretely, of course.
611
00:43:55,844 --> 00:43:57,135
Why?
612
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,342
Your chief was murdered
by the Seventh Kavalry.
613
00:44:02,344 --> 00:44:04,967
I get it, there's a history.
614
00:44:04,969 --> 00:44:06,342
But...
615
00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:09,842
you still have to consider
other possibilities, right?
616
00:44:09,844 --> 00:44:11,759
For instance, I was at
the crime scene earlier,
617
00:44:11,761 --> 00:44:13,550
and you know what I saw? Tire tracks,
618
00:44:13,552 --> 00:44:15,385
right at the base of the tree.
619
00:44:16,844 --> 00:44:18,175
What kind of vehicle?
620
00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,300
I'm sorry. Did I say
vehicle? No, no, no.
621
00:44:20,302 --> 00:44:23,011
No, um, it was a wheelchair.
622
00:44:25,636 --> 00:44:27,467
And I get how you guys missed it.
623
00:44:27,469 --> 00:44:30,592
You know, he was your
chief, he was your friend.
624
00:44:30,594 --> 00:44:32,300
It's hard to do your job well
625
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,175
when you're that close to someone.
626
00:44:34,177 --> 00:44:36,092
That's why I'm here.
627
00:44:36,094 --> 00:44:37,383
Hey, did you know that he had
628
00:44:37,385 --> 00:44:40,051
a secret compartment in his closet?
629
00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:42,717
- What?
- Yeah, I was over there talking to his wife,
630
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,300
and while I was there I found
this secret fucking compartment.
631
00:44:45,302 --> 00:44:46,884
Isn't that insane?
632
00:44:46,886 --> 00:44:48,509
Why were you looking in his closet?
633
00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:51,383
Oh. Well, when my dad was murdered,
634
00:44:51,385 --> 00:44:54,717
they found a secret
compartment in his closet.
635
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,177
So, you know...
636
00:44:57,053 --> 00:44:58,344
I always check.
637
00:44:59,011 --> 00:45:01,177
Once in a while, it pans out.
638
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,677
What was in it?
639
00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:11,594
You tell me. What was in it?
640
00:45:12,761 --> 00:45:14,967
How the fuck should I know?
641
00:45:14,969 --> 00:45:16,258
Well...
642
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,717
his wife told me that
you were the only person
643
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,469
in that bedroom since he died.
644
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,053
And frankly, Angela...
645
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,109
you just don't strike
me as the fainting type.
646
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,761
Okay, I'll tell you.
647
00:45:36,594 --> 00:45:39,509
It was a bust, just a big, naked bust.
648
00:45:39,511 --> 00:45:41,636
That's it. However...
649
00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:43,967
I think there was
something on that bust.
650
00:45:43,969 --> 00:45:46,425
I don't know. Maybe
your pal Judd asked you
651
00:45:46,427 --> 00:45:48,133
to get rid of it if
something ever happened,
652
00:45:48,135 --> 00:45:50,467
or, you know, maybe the two
of you were having an affair,
653
00:45:50,469 --> 00:45:54,011
which makes no sense because
your husband's fucking hot.
654
00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,928
But whatever it is, this much I know...
655
00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:02,133
Men who end up hanging from trees
656
00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,634
with secret compartments
in their closets
657
00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,135
tend to think of
themselves as good guys.
658
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:12,969
And those who protect them
think they're good guys too.
659
00:46:13,886 --> 00:46:16,844
But here's the thing
about me, "Sister Night"...
660
00:46:19,302 --> 00:46:21,636
I eat good guys for breakfast.
661
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,619
Ooh!
662
00:46:57,469 --> 00:47:00,051
And so, it's been a long
day at the pearly gates.
663
00:47:00,053 --> 00:47:02,509
All the heroes have gone to Hell.
664
00:47:02,511 --> 00:47:06,258
His work done, God's
packing up to go home.
665
00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:08,636
And then he notices someone waiting.
666
00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:13,425
But it's not a hero. It's just a woman.
667
00:47:13,427 --> 00:47:16,217
"Where did you come from?" asks God.
668
00:47:16,219 --> 00:47:19,761
"Oh, I was standing behind
those other guys the whole time.
669
00:47:20,677 --> 00:47:22,594
You just didn't see me."
670
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:28,719
"Did I give you a talent?" God asks.
671
00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:31,926
"Nope."
672
00:47:31,928 --> 00:47:34,344
"None to speak of," says the woman.
673
00:47:36,844 --> 00:47:39,427
God gives her a good long look.
674
00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:48,383
"I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed.
675
00:47:48,385 --> 00:47:53,053
Seriously, this almost
never happens, but...
676
00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:56,260
I don't know who you are."
677
00:47:57,427 --> 00:48:02,135
And the woman looks at
God and she quietly says:
678
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,427
"I'm the little girl who
threw the brick in the air."
679
00:48:14,302 --> 00:48:18,078
Then a sound from
above, something falling.
680
00:48:18,081 --> 00:48:19,954
The brick.
681
00:48:19,957 --> 00:48:24,758
God looks up, but it's too
late. He never saw it coming.
682
00:48:24,761 --> 00:48:28,594
It hits him so hard, his
brains shoot out his nose.
683
00:48:29,636 --> 00:48:32,719
Game over. He's dead.
684
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,594
And where does God go when he dies?
685
00:48:38,219 --> 00:48:40,177
He goes to Hell.
686
00:48:41,896 --> 00:48:43,771
Roll on snare drum.
687
00:48:44,831 --> 00:48:46,289
Curtains.
688
00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:51,299
Good joke.
689
00:48:51,302 --> 00:48:53,842
Sorry. Your time is almost up.
690
00:48:53,844 --> 00:48:57,511
You have 55 seconds to
complete your transmission.
691
00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:04,801
I don't know why I keep coming
to these stupid phone booths
692
00:49:04,803 --> 00:49:06,803
and telling you jokes.
693
00:49:08,928 --> 00:49:11,594
It's not like you ever
had a sense of humor.
694
00:49:14,427 --> 00:49:17,302
You're never gonna hear
this anyway probably.
695
00:49:18,803 --> 00:49:21,719
but sometimes it's, you
know, it's nice to...
696
00:49:24,994 --> 00:49:27,161
sometimes it's nice to pretend.
697
00:49:29,544 --> 00:49:32,544
The assholes down here
still think you give a shit.
698
00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:37,383
even though you've been on
another fucking planet for...
699
00:49:37,385 --> 00:49:39,636
for 30 years.
700
00:49:49,469 --> 00:49:52,211
But we're not really worth giving
a shit about anyway, are we?
701
00:49:52,214 --> 00:49:53,754
Recording complete.
702
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:56,549
Thank you for being a platinum
user of the Blue Booth Network.
703
00:49:56,552 --> 00:50:00,300
Your message will reach Mars
in approximately 40 seconds.
704
00:50:00,302 --> 00:50:03,656
Good night, and thank you for
contacting Doctor Manhattan.
705
00:50:03,659 --> 00:50:05,200
Good night, Jon.
706
00:50:53,558 --> 00:50:55,182
What the...?
707
00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:42,930
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708
00:53:48,636 --> 00:53:50,886
- Hi.
- You're Lady Trieu.
709
00:53:50,889 --> 00:53:52,466
I sure am.
710
00:53:54,761 --> 00:53:56,302
I'm here to offer you legacy.
711
00:53:58,511 --> 00:53:59,886
Legacy as in blood.
712
00:54:01,094 --> 00:54:02,469
What is that?
713
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:06,928
The first wonder of the new world.
714
00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:09,258
What can I do you for?
715
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:11,051
He hid it in his closet.
716
00:54:11,053 --> 00:54:13,677
Looks like we have
ourselves a reckoning.
717
00:54:15,011 --> 00:54:17,092
- Are we loaded, Mr. Phillips?
- Yes, sir.
718
00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:18,969
On my mark, Ms. Crookshanks.
719
00:54:19,862 --> 00:54:22,693
Three, two, one...
720
00:54:22,696 --> 00:54:24,471
Away!
721
00:54:25,835 --> 00:54:27,168
Phenomenal!
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