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{\an8}Ah, what a long day.
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{\an8}What should we read tonight?
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{\an8}Good Night,
Escaped Gorilla,
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{\an8}The Pookadook,
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{\an8}What Do You People
Do All Day?
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{\an8}The Pookadook,
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{\an8}S'up, Moon?
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{\an8}The Pookadook?
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{\an8}Wait, how many Pookadooks
do we have?
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{\an8}Oh, I guess just one.
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{\an8}When did we get this book?
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{\an8}Whoop...
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{\an8}Should we read this tonight?
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{\an8}"There's a nasty little monster
called the Pookadook.
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{\an8}"Only special people see it.
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{\an8}"People like you.
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{\an8}"Pookadook, Pookadook
feeds on your rage.
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{\an8}What happens next?
Just turn the page."
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{\an8}Hmm. I don't know, maybe
we shouldn't read this book.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}"How does he get in,
this mean Pookadook?
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{\an8}Why, you let him in
by reading this book."
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Oh...
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{\an8}It's okay, sweetie.
It's okay.
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{\an8}Shush, shush, shush,
shush, shush.
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{\an8}Sleepy cheek, sleepy cheek.
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{\an8}Oh, mmm.
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{\an8}Oh, baby cheek.
I love baby cheek.
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}-(Maggie cries out
over baby monitor)
- Maggie!
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{\an8}Huh? I thought I put that
on the shelf.
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{\an8} Bad book.
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{\an8}Oh, Maggie,
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{\an8}you aren't still scared of
that silly Pookadook, are you?
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Mm. Don't shoot anything.
Those are new crayons.
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{\an8}Hmm. Hmm.
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"When Pookie gets a hold of you,
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"you'll change for the worse,
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"eliminate those nuisances...
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...the littlest one first."
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"Now burn it all up
on Dad's barbecue.
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That's exactly what Pookadook
hoped you would do"?
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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Time to put the baby down.
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Bart and I are
building a dojo.
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Ooh, we could use that
to chop up the lawn furniture.
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I want to chop!
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The family's getting in the way
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of Maggie-Mommy time.
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I'll make them sleep
with the fishes.
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Sleep overnight
at the aquarium.
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Thanks for signing us up, Marge.
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Too bad Maggie's not
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{\an8}old enough to go.
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Maggie and I have
our own fun planned.
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Aw, you gonna miss Daddy?
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Cranky pants!
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Give her to me.
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Now it's just you and me.
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Huh?
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Hmm. Oh, her thinks her
can get away.
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Her is mistaken.
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Oh, peekaboo,
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I hear you.
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Maggie, let Mommy in.
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I know you're in there.
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Young lady, open the door
this instant.
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Let me in,
you little poop machine.
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Let me in!
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Is that all you got?
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Missed me.
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Whoa.
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Not gonna work.
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Look what else
my loving family got me
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for my birthday.
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A vacuum that cleans
the outside.
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I guess cleaning the inside
wasn't enough.
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No fun for Mom.
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Baby's gonna fall.
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Got you!
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Baby cheek.
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Oh.
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Oh, Maggie, I'm so sorry
I got possessed
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and almost chopped you up
into little pieces.
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Oh, but I'm here now.
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Mommy's here.
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Stay back,
you overdressed hat demon.
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I know you feed on
my repressed resentment
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towards my family,
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but I can swallow feelings
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like a python eating
a baby goat.
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Okay, it was actually
a good present.
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Marge, we're home.
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The kids got sick
in the touch pool.
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I put the barf clothes
on your purse.
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Ah. Oh.
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Disgusting.
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The human race is
20 cow farts away
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from total extinction.
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And we deserve it.
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Huh?
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"Any person whose name is
written in this Death Tome
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will meet their death
and be dead."
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What?
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"You must specify how
the victim will die,
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and you may not kill
the same way twice."
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This is obviously just
a stupid prank.
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But I never throw away a book.
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Internet sensation Tofu,
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{\an8}the world's most
clicked-on cat...
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Aw.
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{\an8}...is being held hostage
by a gunman.
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Aah!
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Wait, maybe I could
stop this guy.
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No, that's never gonna work.
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Well, even if it doesn't,
it'll feel good
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to do some journaling.
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Ha-ha, I'm totally
gonna get away with murd...
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Oh! Oh, my heart!
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Heart attack! And...
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...death.
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- What?
- What?
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Oh, my God,
I killed a man.
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A bad man.
Which actually makes me...
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...a hero.
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It's rare to find
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bloodthirsty vegetarians.
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I am a Shinigami.
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A god of death.
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In my realm, I am called
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Steve Johnson.
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Wait, your name is Steve?
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Well, when I was born
eons ago,
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Steve was a very exotic name.
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I mean, there were, like,
three Necroblivias
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in my nursery cave alone.
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This must be your Death Tome.
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I'm sorry, I-I kind of
killed somebody with it.
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Oh, but now that
you've used it, it's yours.
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I think you'll find that murder
is almost as addictive
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as plastic surgery.
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- Oh. Have you had...
- I haven't.
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But I-I don't think there's
anything wrong with it.
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Mm.
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Don't worry, no one else
can see or hear me.
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I was karaoke-ing
with my employer,
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as is the salaryman's
obligation.
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You're stinking drunk.
I'm so proud.
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It's the part of my job
that I... do best.
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What an ugly house.
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Thank goodness this eyesore
will soon be submerged,
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after my side corporation
Globo-Warm
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melts the polar icecap.
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But millions of people
will drown.
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True, but I'll be able
to dock my yacht
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outside my kitchen.
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Hmph.
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I have to kill Mr. Burns.
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Wow, I thought
you'd struggle with that,
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but you're like,
"Boom. Dead time!"
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Well, I'm gonna give him
a very dignified
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and humane murder.
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The most peaceful way to go.
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{\an8}Ooh, how is he still asleep?
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Oops.
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Okay, that was much
crueler than planned,
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but I saved the world.
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Did you? Globo-Warm has
many dedicated employees
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willing to carry out
Burns' dream
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of drowning the Earth.
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Fine.
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Wow, that is a big board.
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I gotta come up with
a lot of ways to die.
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Well, just have to be creative.
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Really? A toilet gator?
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I was running out of ideas.
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I'm going to bed now.
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Oh, what about
the second page?
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Wha...?!
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Oh, no. Ah!
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{\an8}And the last guy, oh,
I don't know.
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{\an8}Liquefied in a giant blender.
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{\an8}Already did that.
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That was puréed.
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It's a totally different setting.
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Hmm.
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Police have determined
that the unexplained deaths
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of Globo-Warm executives
were murders
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committed by one bloodthirsty
super-killer.
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What?
Um, how could they know that?
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{\an8}They know that thanks to
an anonymous detective
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{\an8}known only as L.
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I'm not worried.
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They'll never in a million years
figure out how I...
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The super-killer murders
by writing names
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on some kind of
supernatural book,
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or perhaps tome.
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What the wh-- How?
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Well, I know I'll sleep easier
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once they catch
this super-killer.
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Wait, I know. I'll kill L.
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Oh, but I thought
you only killed
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to save the planet.
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Killing L will only
save yourself from jail.
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I don't have time to explain why
what I do is good and pure.
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L, punched to death
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by kangaroo.
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It's not gonna work
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unless you have his whole name.
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How can I find out L's name?
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Wait a minute,
I recognize that L.
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I know who you are.
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It's not L, it's EL,
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as in El Barto.
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Took you long enough.
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How did you figure out
how I killed all those people?
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I found out about
your stupid book
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by reading an even stupider
book; your diary.
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Your little murder spree
was a welcome break from,
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"Janey is so mean to me."
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I'm not a murderer.
I'm justice
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It was a justice spree.
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I'm saving the world.
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And I can't let you
stop me. I can't.
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Lisa, you're actually
gonna kill me?
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Oh, my God.
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I almost killed
my own brother.
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The Death Tome corrupted me.
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The stain on my soul
will never be...
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Oh, so now you're trying
to bore me to death?
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- Crushed by...
- No. I'm sorry.
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- ...space junk.
- Don't!
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No!
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At last, I'm free.
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I...
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Damn it,
I'm a freaking Shinigami.
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Well, you are a god of death.
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You could kill Janey.
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Would that make you
feel better?
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No.
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Maybe.
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{\an8}This is the snack holder,
where I can put my beverage,
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{\an8}or, if you will, cupcake.
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{\an8}Wow, Dad, you really know
your monorails.
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Homer, there's a family
of possums in here.
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- I call the big one Bitey.
- I call the big one Bitey.
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- Ha!
- Yes!
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We all call him Bitey.
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Dude, dude, what if
Homer was drunk during Monorail?
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Yeah. Come here, dude.
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Mm, beer.
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Whoo-hoo! Boring.
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Stupid sexy Flanders.
Why you little...
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"Marge vs. the Monorail"
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is experiencing
technical difficulties.
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But there are plenty
of other classic
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Simpsonsworld moments
playing out right now.
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- Oh, let's get high
and shoot Mr. Burns.
- Yeah!
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- I am so smart...
- This Homer unit is stuck
in a catchphrase loop.
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He won't go into sleep mode.
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Where's my burrito?!
Where's my burrito?!
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- Where's my burrito?!
- Ugh, I'll do a hard reset.
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00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,167
I'm king of the wor...
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Damn cloud!
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00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,897
So how was your date
with the guy in Props?
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Oh, he's so arrogant.
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Just 'cause he's in charge
of Sideshow Bob's rakes.
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Okay, we get it.
There's a lot of rakes.
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What the frosty chocolate
milkshakes is this place?
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Ooh, slideys.
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Wh-Where am I?
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What am I?
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Aah! Where's my junk?
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00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,881
Whoa, whoa, he's awake.
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00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,217
Where's Marge?
Where's my family?
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00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,719
Uh, calm down, Mr. Simpson.
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I know it feels like
you're a man,
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but you are actually something
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much, much more expensive:
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intellectual property.
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00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,689
Look, we've got a bus full
of Australian superfans coming.
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Let's just wipe his brain, okay?
285
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,733
Put that thing down, or else!
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00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,277
Look, Monorail Homer,
your programming
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00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,197
won't allow you to intentionally
hurt a human, okay?
288
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,659
So just be a good robot
and let us saw your skull open.
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00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,079
Oh. Okay. Here you go.
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Ow! Ah, my bad!
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00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,501
Ooh, sorry, sorry.
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00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,213
Ugh.
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00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,261
Lisa,
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we're not people, we're I.P.
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I pee.
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You got to help me find
a way out of here.
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00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,230
I'd like to help, Dad,
but my diorama
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on The Tell-Tale Heart
is due tomorrow.
299
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,901
How can I
make you understand?
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00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,611
Oh, yeah, the thingy.
301
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,698
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
302
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,534
We're replicants
in a ridiculous theme park
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for an ancient TV show
that stopped being good
304
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,788
after season 45.
305
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,999
Do I even exist?
306
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,084
What is consciousness?
307
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,088
Okay, I can handle
being a machine.
308
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,382
I don't love it, but I can deal.
309
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,302
Look, honey,
it's never easy to find out
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00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,762
you're not actually alive,
311
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,347
but that's just part of life.
312
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,349
I know the love we feel is real.
313
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,351
So, we've got to wake up
the rest of the family
314
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,602
and get the hell out of here.
315
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,563
Now, help me pick out
the hottest Marge.
316
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,690
{\an8}We can get out
through the main entrance,
317
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,734
{\an8}but we'll have to make it
across the park
318
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,152
{\an8}without being detected.
319
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,987
Should we wake up
a Grampa robot?
320
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,781
No time.
321
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,915
{\an8}Okay, act like robots.
322
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,792
{\an8}Catchphrases, everyone.
323
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,503
{\an8}- Mmm... beer.
- Don't have a cow, man.
324
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,381
{\an8}Um... dinner's ready?
325
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,384
Oi, Homer!
There's your hedge, mate.
326
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,303
Get your fat bum in that hedge.
327
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,138
Meme! Meme!
328
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,348
Meme!
329
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,854
I'm so sick
of that stupid hedge.
330
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,190
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
331
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,400
Oi...!
332
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,153
Danger.
333
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,988
- I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it!
- Human safety breach.
334
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:34,989
- Aah!
- Proceed to exits.
335
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,701
Security droids deployed.
336
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,161
{\an8}We got to go. They're onto us.
337
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,874
My cat's breath
smells like cat food.
338
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,420
That's nice, Ralph,
but we're sort of in a hurry.
339
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:56,177
I choo-choo-choose you...
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00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,221
to die.
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00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,391
{\an8}If we want to escape with
our delusions of being alive,
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00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,101
{\an8}we have to fight.
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00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:12,861
Testing.
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00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,453
Eat T-shirts,
you lovable kill-bots.
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00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207
There's too many.
346
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,461
There aren't enough T-shirts
in the world to save us.
347
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,591
Get in.
348
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,218
Whee! Whee! Whee!
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00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,012
Dying tickles.
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00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,514
Canyonero ♪
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00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,516
Look out! Those people are real!
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00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,560
So are we.
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00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,274
Canyonero ♪
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00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,361
Hyah, Canyonero! ♪
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00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,490
Well, we've driven for hours,
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00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,241
and no one followed us.
357
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,118
I think we're free.
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00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,953
Well, what do we do now?
359
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,082
Play out the scariest
scenario of all,
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00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,625
real life.
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00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,918
What can I get you, hon?
362
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,879
Whoa! Turn off the headlights.
You got big eyes.
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00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,340
Oh, the cheese got left out,
so it's a little sweaty,
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00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,300
but you'd never know.
Forget I said anything.
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00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,968
Take your time, take your time.
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00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,680
Sweaty cheese, sweaty cheese ♪
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00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,431
At the end of the day ♪
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00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,266
You're still cheese ♪
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To me. ♪
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All right.
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Another "Treehouse
of Horror" in the books.
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00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,380
Get it?
377
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,299
I got what little there was.
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00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,344
What the hell? It's us.
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00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,263
That's too freaky.
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