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BATMAN: Batman to Green
Lantern, report.
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Hal, do you copy?
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Yeah, yeah, I... I read you, Bats.
What's up?
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BATMAN: I'm bringing in
Kanjar-Ro and his gang.
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You took a few good
hits in the battle.
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Sure you're okay?
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What? Are you kidding?
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Good to go.
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BATMAN: Glad to hear it.
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Can't look like a lightweight
in front of Batman.
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Just need to get
my head together.
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A-ha!
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Good timing, Robogas.
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Best automated refueling
station in the quadrant.
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And second cleanest bathrooms.
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GREEN LANTERN: Uh,
eenie, meenie...
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This one.
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Ah!
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Ah! Okay.
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That is better.
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What? Ow!
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ALIEN: Hmm. LOBO: Mmm.
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Looks like I might've forgot
to put the power ring back on.
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Oopsie.
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Good thing Batman insists I wear this
dumb emergency life-support belt...
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which I probably should've
charged at some point, ever.
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Come to me, power
ring of Sector 2814.
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Anytime now.
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No, no, no, no, no! Gone.
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Okay, don't panic, Hal.
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I'm sure some good Samaritan
dropped it in the lost and fou...
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Agh! Lobo.
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Ah!
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- Follow that Spacehog.
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You've got it, Mr. Jordan.
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Can't this bucket go any faster?
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I'm exceeding the space
speed limit already.
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Perhaps we could contact a
nearby Justice Leaguer.
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No, no, no, no.
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How do you think that
conversation goes?
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"You left the most powerful weapon in
the quadrant in a gas station loo?"
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"Loo"? "Loo" doesn't
sound very Batman.
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Oh, whoa. Do you think he calls it
the bat-room, because of the...
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Oh, I just remembered.
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I got an automatic upload of a
galactic positioning system or "GPS."
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It's a real firecracker.
Here, watch.
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NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM: How
may I be of assistance?
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Extrapolate Lobo's destination
and plot an intercept course.
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It works really fast...
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NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM: Plotted.
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Lobo's intercept
coordinates initiated.
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Here goes nothing.
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Nailed it.
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All right, Lobo. Cough
up that power ring.
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Ooh! I don't know what you're
talking about, Greenie.
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But you just scuffed
the main man's hog.
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You listen to me, you dirty
low-down stinking Czarnian garbage.
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You're gonna give me that ring
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or I'm going to take you apart
piece by filthy rotten piece.
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You tired yet, sport?
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Hey, listen, Lobo.
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In the heat of the moment,
things were said.
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I probably crossed the line with
that "Czarnian garbage" comment.
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I guess sometimes words
hurt more than punches.
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How about we test that theory?
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Pull up! Pull up, you
bike-stealin' space cop.
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Since you asked so nicely...
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Feeling a mite heavy.
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- You're tough, but
I'm a test pilot.
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I can take 15 Gs
during breakfast...
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while most punks...
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will pass out.
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Now, come to me...
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power ring of Sector 2814.
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Oh, boy.
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You were right about Lobo, Hal.
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He's wanted for
multiple offenses,
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but why not bring
him in yourself?
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HAL: What, Bat... Bat...
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breaking up.
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And out. Who'd have guessed it?
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Lobo was telling the truth.
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Well, you can never
judge by appearances.
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My granny used to say that.
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Hey, maybe you never put the
ring on in the first place.
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I sometimes forget
to put on my watch.
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I had it, okay?
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It must be at the
refueling station.
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But there was nobody...
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Alien momma!
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Great band!
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You've got to get us back to the
station as fast as possible.
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There's a chance
she's still there.
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NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM: Fastest route possible
will require unadvised paths to...
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As fast as possible!
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Initiating unadvised course
through unstable worm hole.
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BOTH: What.
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Mustn't do that again.
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Agreed.
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Trouble breathing.
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Thanks, Cabbie.
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CABBIE: No prob.
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My ring! Lady!
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Hey, lady! Your baby, in
his mouth, choking hazard!
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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Don't worry. I'll get
it out of there.
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You're going to be fine.
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- HAL: Everything is
going to be fine.
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Whoa!
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Hey, Green Lantern, guess what?
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My new app says that's not an
alien momma and her baby at all.
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It's a two-headed Babajorian.
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Evidently, their upper head acts as
some kind of natural defense mechanism.
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You think?
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Don't panic.
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Ah!
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If I had my ring, I'd at least
know what he, or she, is saying.
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NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM: The Babajorian is
using strong profanity to express outrage
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over your, quote, "sticking your
repulsive human hand down my throat."
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Okay, please apologize
in Babajorian
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-and explain that I was trying to save...
- No, no!
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No, no. Tell it that the
Green Lantern attacked it
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because it was clearly the
deadliest warrior present
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but proved no match
for its deadly power.
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(NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM
SPEAKING BABAJORIAN)
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What just happened?
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Right, don't just stand there.
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- CABBIE: Go prostate
yourself before her.
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That the Babajorians are a
warrior race who never give up.
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She'll keep fighting till
this asteroid is dust.
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Wait, if you didn't have my
ring and Lobo didn't have it...
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A-ha!
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It was here all the time.
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That life-support belt is
on its last legs, G.L.
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It doesn't matter. Once I fish my
ring out of that drain, I'll...
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What is that?
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HAL: It's a hairball.
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I used to have a cat.
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But it's alive and growing.
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HAL: I've seen a lot of strange
things in this galaxy.
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A lifeform descended from hairballs?
Not that weird.
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CABBIE: But it's glowing green.
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Well, weird that this creature
was living in the drain
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and was infected by the green
energy of my power ring...
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It looks mad.
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Uh, it's still growing.
You've got to stop him.
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(LIFE SUPPORT BELT
CHARGE DRAINS)
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I've got to get to my ring.
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It's attacking. Here!
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Wait a minute.
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I've been judging by
appearances all day.
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Need to start looking
beyond the surface.
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You're scared, aren't you, pal?
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Overwhelmed by this new world?
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It's okay. Everything's
going to be fine.
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And... There you are.
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Better.
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Ah, what just happened?
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Put yourself in this
poor little guy's shoes.
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Suddenly in a world it doesn't
understand, it's terrified.
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There you go, little buddy.
Home again. Home again.
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So, what do I owe you?
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On the house, G.L.
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You preserved the legacy
of Granny Cabbie.
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Can I give you a lift anywhere?
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No thanks, pal.
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Right now, I'm in
the mood to fly.
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NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM: That passenger.
There was something familiar about him.
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The Green Lantern?
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That's a strange thing for a
navigational app to say, GPS.
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I'm not a navigational app.
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I'm a disembodied
artificial intelligence
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with no memory of my origin.
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That's okay. We
make a great team.
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You can stay here
in my cab forever.
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Negative. I feel compelled
to search for something
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or someone.
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That Green Lantern did
not give up hope...
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But...
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and neither shall I.
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Well, that was weird.
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Green Lantern to Batman. Heading
back to the Watchtower.
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Rendezvous with you there.
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BATMAN: You all right, Lantern?
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Never better. Why do you ask?
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Because Lobo here said something
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about you leaving the most
powerful weapon in the quadrant
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in a refueling station bathroom.
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Sorry, Batman. Interference.
Bat...
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I'm never gonna live this down.
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