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In love, one and one...

are...

one.

Seldom do we get the opportunity

to witness the art in love.

But that is what we

all really desire.

Not just to be loved,

but to be loved

in that all-encompassing,

Heathcliffe-on-the-moors,

one-true-love,

soulmate kind of way.

And yet, rarely are we prepared

for it when it happens by.

Perhaps you've been trying to

inject meaning into your life...

endlessly seeking that spiritual

connection in other ways.

There's no way I'm going.

That's no way

to behave, young man.

Nash, you did hear that

they're protesting downtown?

The nerve of those people.

Nerve is right.

It's all a lot of noise.

Noise and nonsense...

but we'll be there.

All of us, Pastor Barry.

Don't you worry.

That's the kind of support

we're looking for, right?

Or maybe you're one of those

rare and fortunate few

who find true love

very early in life.

For others, life might be

at its most grim.

This way, Peyton...

you can arrange your life

exactly as you want it...

And precisely as you like.

You did an amazing

job today, Lombard.

Thank you.

And as funerals go,

not too shabby.

Yeah.

I think Mom even

would have approved.

You know, if we had

a few more years,

we could have

made her a Democrat.

Maybe not.

It's really pretty, isn't it?

I need to go for a swim.

Well, do it.

And if soulmates exist,

how can we be sure that

that person we meet

or the person that we're

sharing our life with

is the one?

Here are a few stories that may

shed some light on the subject.

I'll let you be the judge.

Our families...

they kept us

apart for ten years.

We lost track.

Then, one day,

I was in the airport,

on my way

to London for school.

I saw the back

of Rasheed's head,

from across an entire airport.

I knew it was him.

I turned as if I had

no control over my body.

I turned, and I saw him.

I saw him, this man -

this beautiful man,

who I love.

This man that I love.

That is what I'm talking about.

That's what

I'm talking about!

The twin flame.

The ultimate love connection.

You know, I heard that someone

might be ovulating this morning.

Mmm, hmm.

It wouldn't happen

to be you, would it?

It would.

Then I'll be right back.

OK.

I love you.

I know.

There are no

guarantees in life, Peyton.

Be prepared for anything.

So, what time will you meet us?

Uh...not sure.

Don't tell me you're not coming.

Millie, I really

have a lot to do.

I'm very busy.

Oh, it's very clear

God's got your back.

You're running

everything here so smoothly.

But you have to

commit to your faith...

and put it to real work.

Well, you know I teach

the kinder program

on Saturday mornings,

but I really just don't think

that your interpretations--

Please. Interpretations?

That's the oldest

trick in the book.

But given that the

Bible was written in--

They are tearing us apart

with all their marriage talk

and liberal judges ruling

willy nilly in their favor.

We are not going to stand by

and allow it, Mrs. Winters.

Shame on you.

Shame on you for

undermining your husband's work.

But more importantly -

God's work.

Elena...

I'm sorry, but she just...

she's been really tired.

It's OK.

I've already forgiven her.

I knew you would.

So excuse me.

Oh, sure.

♪ And how do we mend

this whole world ♪

♪ And mold it

into something better ♪

♪ Only love

and only time ♪

♪ Will ease my mind ♪

♪ I'm looking

for something better ♪

Why do people drink tea?

It's a very civilized way

to pass the time.

I drink tea, Peyton,

because there's nothing that

a good cup of tea can't fix.

I'm so sorry.

- Did you start your period?

- Yeah.

I know how much you want this.

But maybe we're trying to hard.

Or maybe we should ask God,

pray to God

to bring us another child.

Millie.

[voicemail beep]

Hey, sweetie,

it's Aunt Lenore.

Um, the family's

a bit concerned.

No one's heard

from you in days.

We know you like your privacy,

but the nursing home called,

and you know,

your mom would be pretty

horrified if she knew

you hadn't gone to pick up

her belongings yet.

♪ And how do we mend

this whole world ♪

♪ And mold it

into something better ♪

♪ Only love

and only time... ♪

(Tyler)

Now then...

For those of your debating

the soulemetry qualities

of that special someone,

let us look at a few

of the criteria

that are absolutely necessary

if this person is indeed

your twin flame.

First of all,

this person may come

in an unusual package.

Not your typical type.

I was a nun for years,

and I was working at the

food bank when she came in,

looking like the

bad side of awful.

And so I got her

into treatment

and found her a welding job,

you know, got her

back on her feet.

And somewhere

during all of that,

I fell deeply in love with her.

But it was, it was against

everything that I believed in.

So I prayed and

went into seclusion,

but nothing, nothing

that I did could, um,

keep her from my mind.

And, um, then one morning,

I woke up in the hospital.

God, I was scared.

You were pale.

Apparently, I had passed out

from dehydration,

and when I came to,

there was Jackie...

sitting there like an angel.

I thought I'd never

see her again.

When I did...

And I knew from that moment,

even though my entire life

had been devoted to the church

and Catholic scripture,

I knew that my God

loved Jackie...

And loved me loving her.

You're gonna love this one.

It's called

"Soulemetry By The Stars."

My beautiful wife Lily

arranged the whole thing.

See ya' there.

Ah! As if on-cue.

Hey, baby.

I'm about to go snap up

that internet company

that's been cut off

at its knees.

Ah!

If they only knew what

a pussy cat you really are.

I mean, seriously.

Do I look like I belong with

this jet-setting businesswoman?

Or any woman for that matter?

All my life,

everybody thought I was gay.

Was it my sensitivity?

My extensive collection of

Barbara Streisand memorabilia?

Who can say.

When it comes to Lily,

it's the real deal.

He's all yours.

You are going to

love this story!

Or not.

Let's get you a drink.

You're not doing anything wrong.

Stop that!

Maybe it's a sign.

Well, that's why we're adopting.

Listen, my exquisite angel...

I know you better than anybody.

My God, between your

archaic parents

and Barry's crusades du jour,

it's a testament

to your strength...

Or complete insanity.

Tell me something.

What's in this for you?

Come on, give me your hands.

Give me your hands.

If I've told you once,

I've told you a thousand times,

he is not your twin flame.

Alright?

This silly little congregation.

Oh...

Interesting.

What?

I'm getting that you

should pursue the adoption.

Someone is definitely

coming into your life...

- In a big way.

- Yes. A baby.

- That's not what I'm seeing.

- Please...

I love that you do all of this.

You know I do.

I just, I'm not sure

that I believe what--

Sweetheart, there is no

denying what I'm seeing here.

Your destiny is gonna happen

whether you like it or not.

- I know what I'm talking about.

- I know you do.

Secondly, they meet.

Randomly.

Possibly, the only place

their worlds could intersect.

Sorry, I just had

a quick question.

I can't help but notice that I'm

the only single person here,

and I, I just wanted

to know, um, I mean,

I have a job as a writer,

I just, I didn't know if

there was a longer process--

No, it's just as long, whether

you're single or married.

And all the paperwork's

right in here for you.

OK. Thank you.

Are you...

Are these yours?

Oh! Thank you!

I'm sorry. I'm so silly.

It happens to me all the time.

I just forgot my bag!

I don't mean to pry,

but are you OK?

Oh, yes.

I'm just, I am...

It's all just

a little bit overwhelming.

Yeah. I know.

I, uh, heard you talking.

Um, why do you want

to do this alone?

Uh, well, it hadn't

really been the plan -

but you know what?

It's a long story.

Right.

You're the writer.

That's funny.

What about you?

What do you do?

I'm a photographer, actually.

Well, I used to be

a photographer.

I better be going.

OK. Do you have a card?

I'm always

looking for photographers.

I do.

Me too, somewhere.

It's, um, well,

it's kind of old.

It's great.

It works!

- Thank you.

- Sure.

You're welcome.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Hey, it's me!

Where are you?

In the kitchen.

Thank God you live

across the street.

I am so stuck in a loop here.

Whoa... Geez-o.

Help a sister out, will you?

Well, here we go!

For medicinal purposes -

isn't that what you need?

Is there a cricket in the house?

Yeah.

That's going to

drive me freaking mad.

Oh, great.

OK, shoo shoo the cricket.

Yeah, I just feel

so out of control.

I mean, you'd think

I'd be able to beat it.

I wrote the damn book on it.

Oh, come on.

That was before

your mom's death.

Not to mention psycho-chick

cheating on you

with my girlfriend!

It wasn't all her fault.

You know, I was completely

MIA once my mom got sick.

Yeah, you're way too forgiving.

Honestly, I don't know why

you wanted to procreate

with her anyway.

I mean, you have

seen "Rosemary's Baby."

You know, at least

with Margaret,

we were compatible.

[laughs]

Yeah.

Lombard!

I've know you

since high school,

and you were with her

because she was safe!

There was about as much passion

between you and Devil Woman

as a bloody rice cracker!

I mean, they're very nice.

But I don't want

one in my vagina,

and I'm absolutely sure

that you don't either!

Oh, my God.

And I know I'm different.

You know?

I go through 'em

like socks in a drawer,

but at least I get to feel.

I get highs,

lows, schmucky...

And all good and fucky!

So you are going to have to put

your wonderful heart out there

and get to feel all these

wonderful feelings, too.

But until that time,

you are under strict orders

to only do things that

make you feel good.

Not bad. Good.

OK.

Don't ever let them

see your pain, Peyton.

Don't let your

guard down, ever.

Look, Lombard.

This love guru is supposed

to be the absolute best.

OK, Wave.

Anything to get

out of this house.

Remember that chick

I was seeing on Friday?

Mmm, hmm.

She was dating Erin and my ex.

I don't even want to hear it.

You said your eyes

were wide open.

Yeah, well?

I'm legally blind

in my left eye,

so thank you very much

for your sensitivity.

You know what you're like?

You're like the

lesbian Jennifer Aniston.

Why in the hell do you think

we're going to this thing?

Where are you

going all dolled up?

You know I'm going

to Tyler's event.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

You know, I still don't get it.

He was on his way to

being one of the best

directors in film school,

and now he's messin' around

with his soul foods?

- Soulemetry.

- Soulemetry?

- Yeah.

- Mmm, hmm.

Yeah...

I don't get it.

He lives for this.

And I live for...this.

You know, maybe you could

wear this next date night.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Well, maybe if you get lucky,

I'll get home early.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

See ya later.

The cookie...

Look, Lombard,

this love guru is supposed

to be the absolute best.

Tell me why I have to

go to this thing again.

Because if I do find

my soulmate, you must approve!

And I figured we'd find

you one while we're at it.

♪ Love! ♪

♪ One and one are One ♪

♪ The heart of love ♪

♪ Reveals the beauty

of our soul ♪

How many times do

our eyes simply not see?

Your soulmate could be standing

right next to you right now,

and you wouldn't even know it.

That's because you

have your true self,

and what I call

your celebrity self.

The one that's

obsessed with ego,

the one that wants the hunk

or the thick brown hair,

the bedroom eyes.

Ah, you know what I'm

talking about, don't you?

You know, you recognize,

you really recognize.

These pairings never work out.

And when they fail,

we wonder why, why, why,

with our broken

hearts and our bruised egos.

Now don't get me wrong.

I'm not saying physical

attraction isn't important.

Of course, it is.

Hello!

What I am saying

is don't confuse

the attraction to the physical

with the yearning of the soul.

Given its chance, the true self,

the higher self will always

break through to find

its soul partner.

And trust me, it could come from

the person you least expect it.

Chew on that...

and some hors d'oeuvres.

I'm going to start my

readings in a few minutes.

Welcome, welcome.

[applause]

That woman over there?

No, no, don't look.

She's trying to hit on me.

Seriously!

Oh, my God,

she is not coming over here.

Uh, excuse me...

Pardon me.

- Hey.

- Hey.

There you are.

Oh, my God.

Could she be any more stunning?

- You were great.

- Thank you.

I am Tyler Montegue,

and you are...

Peyton.

I actually met Peyton

at the adoption center.

Small world.

Small world. Six degrees.

What's that even mean?

This delusion with accidents.

I'm going to start my readings.

Well, since this was

obviously pre-ordained,

do you wanna get a drink?

- I would love to.

- OK.

I feel like I'm at the races,

always picking the wrong horse.

That's just it.

Has it ever occurred

to let love find you?

Peyton, you're so brave...

To want to have

a baby on your own.

You never thought

about getting married?

Oh, I was married.

I thought you said

you were single.

I am - now.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- That's OK.

How long were you married?

Six years.

You?

Fifteen.

What happened?

I don't know.

I guess all the

predictable stuff.

My partner couldn't handle

all the time I spent

with my ailing mother.

Your partner?

Mm hmm.

Your partner..

You're, um...

(both)

Gay.

Well, I think that

that is just fine.

I voted no on Prop 8.

Or was it yes on Prop 8?

I don't know, it was all

very, very confusing,

but I know that

I voted the right way.

I mean, I voted your way.

I just, I don't want you to

think that it's a problem for me

because it's really not.

I mean, why would it be?

Oh, God, I'm sounding

pretty ridiculous!

You're fine.

Well, apparently,

I am inspiration

for looking for love

in all the wrong places.

Well, it looks like

this was a bust for me,

- but, um, you two--

- Wave.

This is Elena Winters.

Pleased to meet you.

I really have to run.

My husband has

early services tomorrow.

Barry's a pastor.

Oh!

Hmm, that, uh...

Cool!

It was nice

running into you again.

Pleased to meet you, Wave.

I will see you, Peyton.

[snickers]

You fancy her...

And she fancies you.

Don't even talk to me.

Did you know that a snail

can sleep for three years?

Mmm, mmm.

Can you even imagine

waking up one day

to realize that you've literally

slept half of your life away?

Nash, I heard you

skipped Bible study.

Yup. Sure did.

I really don't care what

they're crusading against.

And Dad doesn't either.

Your Dad--

Got the role of a lifetime, Mom.

Playing pastor was the only

gig he could actually book.

C'mon... You know it.

We all know it.

What?

[phone rings]

Hello.

Yeah, she's right here.

- It's for you.

- Oh.

Hello?

- Nash, take a jacket!

- No.

Would you make

him take a jacket?

Elena?

Oh, hi, Peyton!

Do you remember the

women's glory project

I was talking about?

I was wondering if I could

see some samples of your work.

I could, um...

bring my portfolio over...

I could even do it tomorrow.

These are good.

I'm impressed.

Aww...

She's beautiful.

Children are my

favorite subjects.

I love the set-up.

They're so innocent, so raw.

They show

everything they're feeling.

I love this one.

That's me, actually.

It's great.

I had an idea.

I lit it, and I thought...

might as well.

It's really good.

I mean, they are all good.

Why didn't you keep this up?

You know, family.

Life.

I think it's

a wonderful project, Peyton.

I think you would be great,

if you're interested.

Yes! I'm definitely interested.

OK.

So where did this

idea come from?

Well, my mom got really sick.

We ended up

connecting just more deeply,

and I realized how much

more interesting she was

than I ever

gave her credit for.

And women are so complex,

so multi-dimensional.

I just want to dig in.

I want to show

all their colors...

Show everything that

makes a woman so delicious!

Oh.

[cell phone beeping]

I've got to run.

Oh.

But we can meet Sunday -

if that's good for you,

to keep things moving forward.

Sure.

That'd be great.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Mmmm.

How could you, of all people,

manage to run out of coffee?

Thank you so much.

You can go.

What's with you,

ants in your pants?

I have a business meeting.

- Here? On a Sunday?

- Yeah. I do.

Um...

Thank you so much

for bringing this.

Now give me a minute.

- Oh! Hello!

- Hi!

It's Wave, right?

Right! That would be me!

So you must be the,

uh, business meeting.

- Yes.

- Got it!

- Come on in.

- OK. Bye.

When I say do stuff

that feels good,

I don't mean do

straight, married stuff!

OK.

Don't start!

Is this you?

I mean, your story?

- Yeah.

- Oh, wow.

I think of an agoraphobic,

like in "Grey Gardens,"

you know,

all huddled up in a corner

with a bunch of cats!

Yeah, well, all the new meds

make us far more acceptable.

Really, I would

never have known.

Can I make a suggestion?

You need a new author's photo.

This one just

doesn't do you justice!

It's not about what

I look like in my line of work.

It's more about my words.

Nonsense.

I'm going to do a new

author's photo for you...

My gift.

OK.

Man...

♪ Tell me, are you wonderin'? ♪

♪ Do you think

you've gone mad? ♪

♪ Are you speakin'

another language ♪

♪ That no one understands? ♪

♪ 'Cause you talk

to the ocean ♪

♪ And you listen to the birds ♪

♪ Everyone around you ♪

♪ Wonders what you heard ♪

♪ You're not broken ♪

- I'm so sorry I'm late.

- Hey! How are you?

- Hi!

- Hi!

This is my son!

Nash! I've heard about you.

Nice to meet you.

- Hi.

- And you must be Tori.

And you must be the writer!

You know what my

dream job would be?

Research assistant.

I mean, I would do the

deepest, meanest,

most intimate statistical

research on any given topic,

and I would correlate

and extrapolate,

and I would give meaning,

meaning to each

and every single part.

And it would just

be so amazing!

She'd be really great at it.

Checkmate. I win.

That is why you never

take your eye off the ball.

That's right!

Please, darling, don't

eviscerate the poor child.

- Hey, Ty.

- Mmm?

Tell Peyton the story.

Alright, if you insist.

So...

This earnest young writer comes

to Hollywood to make his mark,

and all very

Youngblood Hawke, right?

Very soon he realizes

that, um, life is...

seldom the stuff

of romance novels.

He buys himself a Lexus...

Per chance, did you

drive a white Lexus?

No. Don't even say it.

The owner of the clunker turns

out to be the very assistant

who gave him his start.

Can you believe it?

They would come

at the exact same time.

Soulemetry, soulemetry.

Three months later....

- Married.

- They were married.

Do you love it?

Do you love it?!

A coincidence!

That's why God

performs a miracle

and decides to

remain anonymous.

No.

It's when God gives you a choice

and you make the right one.

That's the miracle.

I thought she'd be great

to have a child with, you know?

Make a family...

You know, Barry and I

only have one thing in common,

and that's our son, so...

I don't know.

Sometimes I just

think I got married

to rebel against my parents.

My father's Indian.

He's...very old school.

You know, stern but quiet hand.

My mother's from Spain...

She's very Catholic.

Now that's a lethal combination.

I know! It really is!

It really is.

For years I just have

felt like a mummy.

Just...

Yeah, at first I was

really happy with Barry.

After some time, I...

I just started to think,

what's wrong with me?

Why don't I feel what

everybody else feels?

I don't think I've ever

been in love with him.

But he's in love with you?

I don't know.

I think sometimes,

marriage is just a series

of compromises that...

I don't know.

Maybe some of us are not

meant to have a soulmate...

Like Tyler thinks.

What about you?

- Me?

- Yeah.

Well...

I don't know about

soulmates, but...

I'm with Margaret...

After that...

Frankly, my dear,

I don't care if I never see

another lesbian

for as long as I live.

I'm not kidding.

Oh, goodness.

All I really want is a baby.

And honestly, that's probably

all I ever needed

in the first place.

This point is key.

Everything feels

completely brand new,

but absolutely familiar.

OK, you...

Sit.

OK.

Can I ask you something?

Uh, oh.

It's a rather personal question.

Go ahead.

How did you know

you were gay?

How'd you know

you were straight?

I mean, did you know

from the beginning?

No.

Actually, I did the

whole straight thing

up until my early 20s.

But then, I fell

head over heels

for this, um,

photographer, actually.

Mmmm.

Well, we can be very deep.

Hmmm.

What about you?

Well, I never knew

you were supposed

to be anything but straight.

No school girl crushes?

No...Royal Academy

experimentation?

Nothing.

I never even kissed a girl.

No.

With my upbringing,

that never really

occurred to me.

I guess I'm just a square!

Or maybe you're just straight.

You mind if I move

around a little bit?

Pardon me?

Oh...

No, yeah, no.

♪

Yeah, I think I got it.

Got it.

That was great.

[whistling]

Uh, hey, Mama Bear.

Hmmm?

Are you aware

that the entire time

I've crashed here

at your house,

I have never once

heard you whistle -

a nonverbal expression of

happiness or pleasure?

Oh, come on.

I'm sure I've whistled before.

Hey, Tori...

Do you know any...

the gay girls

at your school?

You mean lesbians?

Excuse me,

but the last time I looked,

you were hanging out

with a lesbian named Peyton.

Well, yeah,

but Peyton's not really--

Yeah, yeah, I know.

She could pass for straight.

Anyway, a normal person engages

in the pursuit of kissing

a mere 21,000

plus or minus minutes

in their sorry little lives.

Which boils down

roughly to mere months.

So, who cares who kissing whom?

- Really?

- Really!

I mean, over the lifespan

of an average 80-year-old,

they're only having

sex six times a year.

I mean, we take more baths

and eat more chocolate bars,

for gosh sakes!

And yet, this whole gay thing,

literally,

has everybody from

the religious right

all the way to Papa Bear's

knickers in a twist.

I know.

And FYI... he's no fan

of your new friend either.

What?!

Mom...

Don't worry.

Dad's just grumbling

about how much time

you and Peyton spend together.

But I personally think

it's kinda cool,

'cause you're not all

caught up in the church,

and it makes me kind of proud.

Just so you're

completely informed, Nash,

according to the specialist

who was on

Queen Oprah the other day,

straight women everywhere

are suddenly wanting

to be with other women -

to experience their

newfound, um, sexual fluidity.

- You OK, Mom?

- Yeah.

Wow.

Anyway...

Um, lesbo 101 -

in a nutshell.

Yeah, but that's

not my mom, so...

Well, obviously,

that's not Mama Bear.

Don't get so defensive!

Gosh!

You know, I think you two are

what Tyler calls Twin Flames.

I do, and you found each

other so early in life!

Oh, Ma, come on!

Think of all the time left

you have to bicker, you two!

Yeah.

While your world's may seem

utterly disconnected,

the paths that you have

individually taken

bring you together

at freakish randomness.

My father was in the service so

we jumped all over the world,

and I made Spain my home.

And my mother was a gypsy

and so we travelled a lot,

from one town to the next,

and I ended up in LA.

My best friend's brother,

he had his wedding in New York,

which is where we met.

And we got stuck

at the 'friends' table.

You know, the table where nobody

knows who the hell you are.

You're just kind of

like sitting there?

And I, uh,

I spilled champagne

all over her dress.

- Oh, all over my dress.

- Yup.

And then I freak, 'cause I,

I realize how beautiful she is.

- It still gives me goosebumps.

- Yeah.

We were born in the same town,

Silverton, Oregon -

less than 10,000 people -

within a week of each other.

We travelled nearly a million

miles to find one another.

And we did.

And it is all because

I asked him to pass the salt.

You had that planned.

I know. I did...

It worked.

I'm so glad that it's all

going digity boop, you know?

But, I don't know...

Sounds a little scary,

if I'm perfectly honest.

Mmmm.

I'm trying to talk to my friend?

- Sorry.

- God.

Oh, hi!

- You kill me.

- I know.

Seriously, though.

C'mon.

I think it's getting

a little out of control, no?

The unbuttoning of the shirt.

What about all the eye blazing

that goes on between you?

I mean, come on.

Who does that?

Eye blazing? Seriously?

You're the writer.

Call it what you want.

Seriously, though, you know,

this is the oldest and most

tragic game in the book!

Lonely housewife meets quite

fascinating lesbo

to take a wee stroll

on the wild side!

You gotta grow some

mini cojones - stat!

You've gotta tell her

what's going on.

Yeah... No.

No, no, no, I can't.

Peyton, she's straight.

And married to a pastor!

Not to mention

she's culturally challenged.

It's kind of twisted how much

you've got going against you.

Alright, you belabor

the obvious.

I've added an

assignment out of town.

I'm gonna, when I come back...

I've already decided.

I'm gonna make

myself less available.

Actually unavailable.

Oh!

The I'm-too-busy-and-

too-much-of-a-chicken-shit-

to-tell-you-what's-

really-going-on,

fade-into-the-woodwork

treatment.

- Yup.

- Oh.

Well, I hope it works out.

You came all the way

over here to say that to me?

- I did.

- You could have just called.

I did call.

[doorbell chimes]

Hey!

Hi!

I wanted to show

you these pictures.

God, Peyton, you look amazing!

Really...

Great! Wow.

Um, um...

I should have called first, huh?

No, no, it's just, you didn't

have to come all the way

over...here, that's all.

Yeah, maybe this

isn't a good time.

No...

No, no, no.

I, I, I was actually, um -

you know what?

Uh, this is as good

a time as any.

Can you give me a second?

OK...

Oh, my God.

What am I doing?

Pants, pants,

pants, pants...

Oh!

Shirt is over here,

shirt, shirt, shirt.

You're kidding.

Oh, my God.

She won't even care.

You're straight.

And married.

No big deal.

Just tell her....

Oh, my God.

OK.

Hey.

Look, Elena--

I really should have called...

first.

I need to talk to

you about something.

Sure.

Are you OK?

No, actually.

This, I mean, nothing serious,

it's just that, um...

I...

Would you like some breakfast,

English tea and breakfast?

For God sakes, what's going on?

Uh, this is ridiculous.

Alright, um, first of all,

you're straight.

And second of all -

you're straight

and married.

And my God...

I so didn't want this to happen.

I mean, you know that

I'm a lesbian.

Right?

Um, yes.

OK.

So...that's it.

That's what?

- What?

- What I just said.

Which is?

Ah!

You know...

I...really like you.

I like you, too.

More than I should.

So...

We don't, you know, have to

talk about it or anything.

I mean,

I'm fine with that.

I just think that if we just

don't spend time--

No! No!

No, God, Peyton.

No!

I don't want to not spend time!

I mean, you just

heard what I said.

Yes, but we...

We need to be

in each others lives!

I just found you!

You're my absolute best friend

and I know we can

get around this.

No.

I don't want to not be with you.

And you can have all of me.

All of it except for that.

All of me.

OK.

Just so you know...

That is a big

deal for a lesbian.

I mean, at least

in the beginning.

I just...

Peyton, let's have some wine.

Let's make a plan.

Just please, please don't

take you away from me.

OK.

OK.

- I'll get some wine.

- OK.

Yes...these are God's children.

But they have lost their way.

And we cannot simply

award this deviant path

by allowing them the sacred

sacrament of marriage.

And they think if they

can twist enough arms

in the political arena

that they can

win this...prize.

But marriage

isn't a prize, is it?

It's a gift.

The greatest right that we have.

And it should not be tarnished.

It will NOT be tarnished!

What the hell was that?

Do you know what it looks like

when you walk out of a sermon?

Barry, don't.

Look, you know, Elena,

there's some of this stuff

that I just have to do.

Yes.

I am familiar with the

greater good speech.

And you've always been good

about these compromises -

until now...

You've had gay friends before.

[with accent]

Back in your grand

theater days.

Nash, I'm just saying

I think people should know

they should not be rewarded

for bad behavior.

Bad behavior?

Get real, Dad!

Selling your soul

is bad behavior.

Loving someone isn't!

You know, it's only a matter

of time before this entire

marriage discussion

is so 2000 and late.

Everyone knows Millie's the

money at Papa Bear's church.

Maybe we should

cut him some slack,

'cause he's pretty screwed

if he doesn't toe the line.

Are you hungry?

I'm going to make some dinner.

This person makes

you see the world

through a different filter.

No matter how hard you try,

this person is suddenly living

in every corner of your mind.

I don't know what to say,

I, um...

You know, I spent the whole

day looking at lesbian sites.

No, I'm not attracted...

to them.

I'm not...

attracted to any of

the women in them...

I don't think

I'm a lesbian, Peyton.

You're not the only

one with feelings.

Oh, I'm so confused, Peyton.

Can't we just agree

to call it a serious crush?

Oh, all I can think about is...

You OK?

Yeah.

Something's burning.

[doorbell chimes]

Hey!

Oh, I knew you'd feel like this.

Oh, so soft.

So soft like velvet.

Stop.

Don't go any further.

You can leave now

if you want to.

Really?

Are you afraid to

be alone with me?

Yes.

Seriously?

Seriously.

♪

Hi!

Hey, are you busy?

No, I'm free.

Yeah.

Do you want to have dinner?

Great.

I'll be there in 15 minutes.

OK.

- Hi!

- Hi!

I thought you guys

went to the movies!

We missed you too much.

It was sold out, Mom.

Can we have some burgers?

- Dinner's in the fridge.

- Awesome!

- Did you pick up some beer?

- In the fridge.

Yes. I see.

But only because God's

love heals and allows me

to see the sin within myself,

to purge those temptations -

those desires that

are the devil's work.

And only with God's love,

God's glorious love...

How many of us want to

push those terrible urges

from those base human impulses?

Those craven desires of flesh

that push us to do things

we know are wrong?

I don't know.

I can't decide.

I love this one.

It's got this essence

of like, comrades, you know?

But this one -

oh, it's just so damn good.

What do you think?

Hmmm?

Make love to me, Peyton.

I thought you wanted to wait...

To see if you...

Peyton, make love to me.

I want to, Elena, trust me.

But...once we go there,

there's no going back.

I don't want to go back.

Are you OK?

Yes.

Are you?

Elena...

stay with me...

(voices on monitor)

Oh, I know how I knew.

Um, when you kiss, it's like you

live inside that kiss forever...

Hey, sweetie,

just give me a second.

...but yet it feels brand new.

It is a good thing she is

not a controlled substance.

- Yeah!

- That's all I'm sayin'.

She's far more dangerous.

OK, I'll bite.

So...

What's with the shimmering

new and improved you, huh?

Oh, Tyler...

What you are doing is

the very definition of insanity.

I'm in love.

For the first time,

for the only time in my life.

Gorgeous straight housewife.

Never had sex

with a woman before.

Thinks she's died

and gone to heaven.

Now what?

What happened to you telling me

to do things that

make me feel good?

OK, I am trying to put

my cynicism on one side.

Good.

'Cause I'd just like to

stay in my happy place

for a second more,

if you don't mind.

Oh, happy place.

Oh my God!

Alright, OK.

Now that you have completely

taken my breath away,

we're gonna sit down, and you're

gonna tell me everything.

Yeah, you two walk

off into the sunset,

no dead bodies strewn behind...

Alright, I mean, every

teeny, tiny, minuscule, minute,

infinitesimal,

mother fucking detail!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Are you done now?

- Probably.

- That's great.

Now I have this big

fat foreclosure sign

on my happy place.

I'm so happy!

I can see it!

Oh!

It's OK.

Perhaps some

of you are thinking,

epic love can't happen to me.

But when true love enters

your life, epic happens.

We worked in the same

company all of our lives.

And for 27 years,

we passed each other by

and never said

one word to each other.

Sometimes he would

nod and smile.

But always very pleasant.

Then I had a heart attack.

I thought I don't have much more

time to let things pass me by.

I'm not going to waste

one more minute.

So when he came back to work,

he came right up to me and said,

I'm not going to waste

one more minute of my life.

I'm not Fred Astaire,

but I'd like to

take you dancing.

And after three weeks of that

wonderful dancing date,

we were married.

And we haven't spent

a moment apart since.

Mmm, hmm.

The heart knows

what the heart knows.

- Right?

- Right.

You are desperate

to be with them,

and you will move heaven

and earth to do so.

I'm too old

for youth camp, Dad.

I'll drop you off

with the seniors,

and maybe Tori and I

can just whoop it up.

Come on.

You always have fun.

- Oh, alright.

- I love you.

Look.

I know.

You made it great!

It looks wonderful!

- Bye.

- Bye, honey.

I'll be back tomorrow.

I'll give you a call later.

OK... Bye.

Bye!

Everything's so

different with you.

Elena, what are you doing?

What I want.

Elena...

Shhh...

Peyton, I love you.

Good morning!

- There you go.

- Thank you.

We better not start.

Eat.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Do you make

breakfast for him like this?

He doesn't eat breakfast.

Anything else

you'd like to know?

Actually, yes.

Look...

It is what it is.

Which is...what?

- Which is what?

- Peyton, don't.

Tell me.

I want to know.

Oh, come on, like...

how does it happen?

How does he come on to you?

- Oh, my God.

- When?

Like every other day?

Every day?

What about your date

nights on Saturday?

Is it like every Saturday

or every other month--

You really ask

a lot of questions.

What?

I'm... I'm a woman.

Tell me.

Look, I don't know

what you're hunting for,

but the sad fact is

that we just don't

connect that way.

I thought it would be easier

to hear it means nothing,

but it does not.

Peyton, I have to

tell you something.

We are taking

a vacation to Hawaii...

It's our annual vacation...

Oh!

...and I really wanted

to tell you sooner,

but I didn't want to

ruin our time together.

What?

The little fact that

you were going on some

romantic vacation with

your husband in Hawaii?

I know, I know, I know.

Come on!

He hasn't touched me

since we've been together.

You know that, right?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What was I thinking?

Who could think?

You know what?

You, you're gonna have

to do it eventually.

You'll end up

doing it, right?

It means nothing.

No...

You'll make us

mean nothing.

[cell phone rings]

Great.

Hi.

I'll be there.

How long will it be

before you're home?

Yes, I'll be there.

- I have to go.

- Go.

See ya.

Aren't you even going

to kiss me goodbye?

I will call you.

(Peyton)

I miss you.

Honestly, I missed you before

our last kiss was finished.

I just want you to know

that I am with you.

Elena, your beauty

radiates from your soul.

I finally understand

the cliched term -

take one's breath away.

You take my breath away.

When you kiss me...

Oh, God...

When you kiss me, Elena...

I remember the night

you showed up

and made love to me

with no words.

Elena, I have never

let anyone have me,

let anyone

take me,

ravage me,

as I have let you.

You have given me

such a gift -

the other side of myself.

You've made me whole.

Wow...

Can anyone say,

Outed in Maui?

Yeah.

I was looking for an

aspirin in my mom's suitcase...

This is what I found.

I know you're upset.

When you

came after me...

Everyone thought

I was a goober.

But you didn't care.

I think, um...

your mom's

just following her heart.

Hey.

I never would have

expected that to happen.

I'm so sorry!

Yeah, well...

A lot of unexpected scenarios

could have happened

since your wedding

anniversary's this weekend--

Peyton, I'm...

What? What?

Never mind.

I really have to go.

- Um...

- Alright.

- I'll call you tomorrow.

- Sure.

♪

I'm so sorry.

I know this is the third

time I've had to cancel...

I want to see you.

I need to see you.

- Hey.

- Hi.

What's with you now?

Nothing. I'm just tired.

You're just tired?

You had a long day?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Well, you know what?

Maybe I'm tired...

Maybe I've had a long day.

What?

Look...

I don't want to fight.

The last time I checked...

there's two of us

in this marriage!

Is it too much time to ask

to spend a little time

on our anniversary?

One of us is

still here doing things.

And the other one is just...

letting everything slide.

The laundry's sliding,

Nash is sliding.

This is sliding!

I need to go to bed.

Shit!

♪

[cell phone beeps]

[conversation in car]

Hey.

Oh, I missed you!

What is it?

I just...

want to look at you.

I only have an hour.

He didn't touch me.

He didn't.

[laughter]

What the hell

are you doing home?

You know better

than to cut school.

Oh...

Is this the pot

calling the kettle black?

Father God knows all?

Except for apparently

what's going on around here.

What's that supposed to mean?

[gasps]

Oh, my God!

Your son is quickly on the

verge of becoming unmanageable.

I'm always here for Nash!

No! You're not!

Nash is going through

something right now,

and I need you to get your

head back in the game.

I'm going to bed.

I love the way

you make me feel.

And since your mom is

missing half the goddamn time.

Can you spell clueless?

Hey!

You don't talk to me that way.

No matter what else happens,

I'm still your father.

Your mom is just

following her heart.

Every time I think

it's impossible

to love you more, I do.

Ever deeper.

Hello?

Where is she?

I've been calling non-stop

for the past two hours.

Tori?

Look.

I'm on your side, OK?

So you can drop the pretense.

Nash is in trouble.

Tori?

He lifted some really nasty

Boonesberry, got snookered

and then returned to

the scene of the crime

for some Doritos,

of all things.

- Is he safe?

- Typical acting out with teens.

Their frontal lobe doesn't

take into consideration--

- Tori! Is he safe?

- Not to worry!

Once they found out Papa Bear

was a pastor, they let him out.

Now they're both at home,

wondering where you are.

I gotta go.

Nash?

Nash?

What were you thinking?

What the hell

were you thinking?

Excuse me?

What are we talking about here?

You and your

dirty little secret!

Yeah!

I read her letters!

I even liked her!

Nash!

What were you doing

going through my things?!

Don't you dare

turn this around on me.

Nash, listen to me.

I wasn't looking for this.

God knows I don't

really understand it.

And I certainly didn't

realize what was happening

until it was too late.

You are going to tell Dad.

I certainly planned on

telling him before you!

So then what?

Are you guys going

to get a divorce?

I'm not sure, Nash...

I don't really

know what I'm doing.

Then stop!

Now, I think he's

an asshole half the time,

but this will kill him, Mom.

It will blow his

whole ridiculous act.

I mean, how's he supposed

to guide his fawning flock

when his wife is sleeping

with the enemy?

Nash, I need you to

understand something.

I have never been dishonest

or cheated on your

father before this.

But I've never been

in love with him either.

Then why, Mom?

Why stay with him

this whole time?

Why do you think, honey?

It's OK, baby.

Where were you?

As if I have to ask.

I already told you...

I was at the park.

Even with challenges

seemingly insurmountable,

true love will find a way.

So we met in group.

Big surprise.

And, uh, it was weird

because my Robert,

who rarely comes out,

just fell so head-over

for her Jane.

Thing is, her Jane is in control

of all her personalities.

Yeah, but it's

still hell for me.

Because when I want Robert,

I have to do battle

with all his alters.

And to be quite frank,

he's got some rather

unappealing personas.

But when Robert does

come through...

Oh, my God.

My Jane is just so deeply

and completely in love with him.

I love you.

Robert?

Jane.

I missed you so much.

Hi.

Hi.

Come here.

It may be cliche,

but it's true.

Love really can conquer just

about anything out there.

- Do you really think so?

- I really think so.

Look, I know things are

crazy over there right now,

but I just wanted to

make sure Nash is OK.

Call me.

I feel like it's about

to devastate everything I know.

What am I doing?

Look at all the

people I'm hurting!

You can't rewrite the past,

but you can reframe the present.

What a gift

you have been given!

I have never seen you

so alive and joyous

and in touch

and full of passion!

Peyton makes you breathe!

- You alright?

- Yeah.

Are you sitting down?

I'm telling you, I just saw

her kissing another woman

in the plain light of day.

I knew something

was up with her.

Not wanting to protest,

missing services.

But this!

I know this week

has been really rough.

She must be one of those...

I can't even say it.

I, I, I, don't...

the word just doesn't

come out of my mouth...

Lesbian.

Oh my gosh.

She's going to hell.

Maybe we should pull

back a little, you know?

Just until things settle down.

You don't have

to feel so guilty.

And I can get my

head screwed back on.

Where is all this coming from?

You don't get it.

I am...too far in.

I understand

that you're scared,

and all the reasons

that you don't trust.

Don't you know by now,

Peyton, this is what I want?

I have never lied to you.

And I never will.

I guess at this point,

I really don't know that, Elena.

You don't believe me?

I knew when

I was getting into it...

It is what it is.

I just...

I just don't think I can do it.

Peyton...

This just can't

happen overnight.

I have been married

for fifteen years.

My family won't -

they can't - understand this.

Just give me some time.

I...

What?

I can... I can work it out!

I just need to know that you're

going to be there with me.

I believe they call that having

your cake and eating it, too.

I don't think that

I can do this halfway.

You are doing it halfway.

I saw them with my own eyes,

and it should come from me.

He trusts me,

and I'm the one to do it.

Don't you see a future with us?

Sorry.

Maybe limited,

but no, I...

I'm sorry.

♪

♪ Pieces, falling ♪

♪ Through the sky,

I'm wanting ♪

♪ To feel you

beneath me ♪

♪ But not like this,

believe me ♪

♪ No, I can't wake up ♪

♪ No, I can't crash down ♪

♪ To half that's lost ♪

♪ And half that's found ♪

♪ I can't believe that you ♪

♪ Would leave me this way... ♪

They were what?

No way!

♪ I am broken now

into a thousand pieces ♪

♪ You have stolen one ♪

♪ It's a piece I needed ♪

♪ I can't open up ♪

♪ You can't close me shut ♪

♪ I am broken... ♪

♪ Pieces, floating ♪

♪ Up off the ground exploding ♪

♪ I feel you above me ♪

♪ But not like this ♪

♪ Don't rush me ♪

♪ 'Cause I cannot look ♪

♪ No, I cannot find ♪

♪ The half that's yours ♪

♪ And half that's mine ♪

♪ I can't believe that you ♪

♪ Would leave me this way ♪

♪ I am broken up... ♪♪

Don't do this to us.

[crying]

Mommy! Mommy!

Peyton, honey, what's wrong?

Peyton, honey,

what's the matter?

It's Molly...

She's moving.

And I love her so much!

Get a hold of yourself.

Get a hold of yourself.

This is an important

lesson to learn in life.

When you love,

expect disappointment.

It's just the way it is...

It's just the way it is.

And finally,

this connection has

fundamentally changed you...

Significantly altered

you to - the - core.

You know what the

hell you're doing?

I didn't come to fight...

I knew you'd need this.

You know, Elena,

maybe Nash was right.

You know,

maybe I am clueless,

but I know one thing

if I know nothing else.

You are not a lesbian.

You're right. I'm not.

Then why the hell

are you doin' this?

To us?

To Nash?

I mean, it just doesn't

make any sense to me.

And don't even get me

started on how selfish this is.

Nash needs us.

You're right.

Nash needs us.

He needs us.

The real us...

The best of us!

My God, Barry,

I'm done lying...

What?

To him! To you!

To myself!

This...

It has nothing to

do with Peyton.

It has everything

to do with Peyton.

This is my decision

about my son and my life!

I should have been done

with this charade years ago!

Charade?

A Charade?

Are you serious?

You got on this

thing from the very start!

And that was selfish.

Being here, and not really

being inside it with you.

I'm done with this Barry.

And if it's selfish, so be it.

- It is selfish.

- Barry, I'm done with this.

- Elena, I--

- I'm done.

I finished all the classes,

did all the paperwork.

She said that I can be looking

at placements within weeks.

Oh, God!

And that's because you're not,

you're not letting

anything get in your way.

No, no. No worries.

Keeping one focus,

and one focus only.

Gosh, Wave,

I'm going to be a mom!

Yeah!

I'll be right around

for auntie duty

just after that whaa! stage.

You'll be there.

Hey, I know it's taken a while,

but you finally look like

you're among the living.

And that would be the spray tan.

Hey.

Wow, that is so bizarre.

I was just reading this

morning about the correlation

of coincidence with the

concept of fatalism.

Oh, yeah?

Which would, you know,

throw a great deal of weight

to the premise that all of us

running into one another was...

probably inevitable.

Elena.

Hi.

Oh, Christ.

- Are you kidding me?

- I can explain.

- Don't.

- Peyton.

Just save it!

Don't talk to my mom like that.

- Peyton, please listen to me.

- No, no, no.

You've been fucking

him this whole time?

- No!

- You played me!

- I didn't.

- Yeah, you did.

You think you could

just come into my world?

I might be the fool, but you

are nothing but a selfish whore.

Elena! Elena!

Help!

Help! Somebody call 911!

How could I go to the hospital?

I don't belong there.

You couldn't know.

Peyton, you took a chance.

You know, you took

a huge, beautiful risk.

[doorbell chimes]

She just doesn't quit!

Does she?

Sending you around here

to do her dirty work for her.

Peyton...

She needs you.

Nash...

Please...

Please.

Peyton!

You alright?

She's fine.

Baby's doing just dandy.

Look, I'm glad

everything's alright,

but I have no idea

why I'm here.

Peyton, please.

Just sit, and listen.

I know you're upset...

but please understand.

This entire last year was

never supposed to happen.

It was never even

imaginable to me.

I fell in love with you...

A woman.

Yes, I'm pregnant,

but it's not because

I've been sleeping with Barry.

Barry hasn't touched me

since we started.

It's Tyler...

Tyler's the father.

Trust me, we weren't

sleeping together either.

Lily would have--

After all those years

of infertility hell...

Tyler offered and I accepted.

It's my greatest

contribution to mankind.

- You OK?

- Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me?

After all this time.

My God,

I was so hateful to you.

Peyton, I must have tried to

call you a thousand times,

but I...

I had things to take care of.

Nash...

Barry...

Starting my divorce.

And during that time,

Tyler's little guys

hit the jackpot,

and I got pregnant.

I just need you to know...

that none...

none of what

we had was a lie.

It was the truest

thing I have ever known.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry that I was

so hateful...

I'm so sorry.

Look at me.

- You're pregnant!

- Yeah.

That's awesome!

So awesome!

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

You're so beautiful.

Oh, I've missed you so much.

I've missed you so much.

♪ Suddenly... ♪

♪ I want to know

your life story ♪

♪ Make a film of you ♪

♪ And I... ♪

♪ Want to read a book on you ♪

♪ Finally, Suddenly... ♪

Yes. All is as it should be.

Soulemetry.