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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:49,250 In love, one and one... 2 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,250 are... 3 00:00:51,291 --> 00:00:52,792 one. 4 00:00:54,458 --> 00:01:00,333 Seldom do we get the opportunity 5 00:00:54,458 --> 00:01:00,333 to witness the art in love. 6 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,291 But that is what we 7 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,291 all really desire. 8 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,667 Not just to be loved, 9 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:10,166 but to be loved 10 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:10,166 in that all-encompassing, 11 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,458 Heathcliffe-on-the-moors, 12 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,458 one-true-love, 13 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,250 soulmate kind of way. 14 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:37,834 And yet, rarely are we prepared 15 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:37,834 for it when it happens by. 16 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:44,917 Perhaps you've been trying to 17 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:44,917 inject meaning into your life... 18 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:49,625 endlessly seeking that spiritual 19 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:49,625 connection in other ways. 20 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:01,333 There's no way I'm going. 21 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:02,917 That's no way 22 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:02,917 to behave, young man. 23 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:05,917 Nash, you did hear that 24 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:05,917 they're protesting downtown? 25 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,375 The nerve of those people. 26 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:09,375 Nerve is right. 27 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:09,375 It's all a lot of noise. 28 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,500 Noise and nonsense... 29 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,500 but we'll be there. 30 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,583 All of us, Pastor Barry. 31 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,583 Don't you worry. 32 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,750 That's the kind of support 33 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,750 we're looking for, right? 34 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:20,375 Or maybe you're one of those 35 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:20,375 rare and fortunate few 36 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:23,750 who find true love 37 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:23,750 very early in life. 38 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:40,208 For others, life might be 39 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:40,208 at its most grim. 40 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,959 This way, Peyton... 41 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,875 you can arrange your life 42 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,875 exactly as you want it... 43 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:52,834 And precisely as you like. 44 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,583 You did an amazing 45 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,583 job today, Lombard. 46 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,041 Thank you. 47 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,834 And as funerals go, 48 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,834 not too shabby. 49 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,000 Yeah. 50 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,291 I think Mom even 51 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,291 would have approved. 52 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,375 You know, if we had 53 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,375 a few more years, 54 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,041 we could have 55 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,041 made her a Democrat. 56 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:20,750 Maybe not. 57 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,625 It's really pretty, isn't it? 58 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,417 I need to go for a swim. 59 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:40,709 Well, do it. 60 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,417 And if soulmates exist, 61 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,291 how can we be sure that 62 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,291 that person we meet 63 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,834 or the person that we're 64 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,834 sharing our life with 65 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:51,125 is the one? 66 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:55,709 Here are a few stories that may 67 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:55,709 shed some light on the subject. 68 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,458 I'll let you be the judge. 69 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,667 Our families... 70 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:12,500 they kept us 71 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:12,500 apart for ten years. 72 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:16,250 We lost track. 73 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:23,250 Then, one day, 74 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:23,250 I was in the airport, 75 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,250 on my way 76 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,250 to London for school. 77 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:30,500 I saw the back 78 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:30,500 of Rasheed's head, 79 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,709 from across an entire airport. 80 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:37,166 I knew it was him. 81 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,375 I turned as if I had 82 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,375 no control over my body. 83 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,959 I turned, and I saw him. 84 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,166 I saw him, this man - 85 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,625 this beautiful man, 86 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,625 who I love. 87 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,083 This man that I love. 88 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,792 That is what I'm talking about. 89 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,417 That's what 90 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,417 I'm talking about! 91 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,000 The twin flame. 92 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:58,792 The ultimate love connection. 93 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:22,542 You know, I heard that someone 94 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:22,542 might be ovulating this morning. 95 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,667 Mmm, hmm. 96 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:25,458 It wouldn't happen 97 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:25,458 to be you, would it? 98 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,125 It would. 99 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,500 Then I'll be right back. 100 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:30,667 OK. 101 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,333 I love you. 102 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:10,417 I know. 103 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:28,667 There are no 104 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:28,667 guarantees in life, Peyton. 105 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,458 Be prepared for anything. 106 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:48,750 So, what time will you meet us? 107 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:50,792 Uh...not sure. 108 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,125 Don't tell me you're not coming. 109 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:56,458 Millie, I really 110 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:56,458 have a lot to do. 111 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,625 I'm very busy. 112 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,458 Oh, it's very clear 113 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,458 God's got your back. 114 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,625 You're running 115 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,625 everything here so smoothly. 116 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,458 But you have to 117 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,458 commit to your faith... 118 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,417 and put it to real work. 119 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,291 Well, you know I teach 120 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,291 the kinder program 121 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,583 on Saturday mornings, 122 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,583 but I really just don't think 123 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,625 that your interpretations-- 124 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:14,625 Please. Interpretations? 125 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,709 That's the oldest 126 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,709 trick in the book. 127 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,417 But given that the 128 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,417 Bible was written in-- 129 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,917 They are tearing us apart 130 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,917 with all their marriage talk 131 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:24,000 and liberal judges ruling 132 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:24,000 willy nilly in their favor. 133 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:27,041 We are not going to stand by 134 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:27,041 and allow it, Mrs. Winters. 135 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,709 Shame on you. 136 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,083 Shame on you for 137 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,083 undermining your husband's work. 138 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,834 But more importantly - 139 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,834 God's work. 140 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,083 Elena... 141 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:51,709 I'm sorry, but she just... 142 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:51,709 she's been really tired. 143 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,291 It's OK. 144 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,959 I've already forgiven her. 145 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,667 I knew you would. 146 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,250 So excuse me. 147 00:07:58,291 --> 00:07:59,250 Oh, sure. 148 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:06,875 ♪ And how do we mend 149 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:06,875 this whole world ♪ 150 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:12,291 ♪ And mold it 151 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:12,291 into something better ♪ 152 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:16,417 ♪ Only love 153 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:16,417 and only time ♪ 154 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:20,917 ♪ Will ease my mind ♪ 155 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:25,709 ♪ I'm looking 156 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:25,709 for something better ♪ 157 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,125 Why do people drink tea? 158 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:40,834 It's a very civilized way 159 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:40,834 to pass the time. 160 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,375 I drink tea, Peyton, 161 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,041 because there's nothing that 162 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,041 a good cup of tea can't fix. 163 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:09,792 I'm so sorry. 164 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,750 - Did you start your period? 165 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,750 - Yeah. 166 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,166 I know how much you want this. 167 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:19,000 But maybe we're trying to hard. 168 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:21,417 Or maybe we should ask God, 169 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,458 pray to God 170 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,458 to bring us another child. 171 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,417 Millie. 172 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:46,875 [voicemail beep] 173 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:49,792 Hey, sweetie, 174 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:49,792 it's Aunt Lenore. 175 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:53,333 Um, the family's 176 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:53,333 a bit concerned. 177 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,583 No one's heard 178 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,583 from you in days. 179 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,083 We know you like your privacy, 180 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,834 but the nursing home called, 181 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,834 and you know, 182 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,291 your mom would be pretty 183 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,291 horrified if she knew 184 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,709 you hadn't gone to pick up 185 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,709 her belongings yet. 186 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:09,250 ♪ And how do we mend 187 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:09,250 this whole world ♪ 188 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:14,750 ♪ And mold it 189 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:14,750 into something better ♪ 190 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:18,083 ♪ Only love 191 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:18,083 and only time... ♪ 192 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,000 (Tyler) 193 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,000 Now then... 194 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,375 For those of your debating 195 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,375 the soulemetry qualities 196 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:25,083 of that special someone, 197 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,208 let us look at a few 198 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,208 of the criteria 199 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,000 that are absolutely necessary 200 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:32,208 if this person is indeed 201 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:32,208 your twin flame. 202 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,667 First of all, 203 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:37,834 this person may come 204 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:37,834 in an unusual package. 205 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,458 Not your typical type. 206 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,458 I was a nun for years, 207 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,000 and I was working at the 208 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,000 food bank when she came in, 209 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,500 looking like the 210 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,500 bad side of awful. 211 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,750 And so I got her 212 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,750 into treatment 213 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,834 and found her a welding job, 214 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,709 you know, got her 215 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,709 back on her feet. 216 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,208 And somewhere 217 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,208 during all of that, 218 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:01,375 I fell deeply in love with her. 219 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:06,750 But it was, it was against 220 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:06,750 everything that I believed in. 221 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,083 So I prayed and 222 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,083 went into seclusion, 223 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:13,583 but nothing, nothing 224 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:13,583 that I did could, um, 225 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,542 keep her from my mind. 226 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:20,125 And, um, then one morning, 227 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,750 I woke up in the hospital. 228 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,458 God, I was scared. 229 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,375 You were pale. 230 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,000 Apparently, I had passed out 231 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,000 from dehydration, 232 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,917 and when I came to, 233 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:37,041 there was Jackie... 234 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:37,041 sitting there like an angel. 235 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,125 I thought I'd never 236 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,125 see her again. 237 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,500 When I did... 238 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,083 And I knew from that moment, 239 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:54,583 even though my entire life 240 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:54,583 had been devoted to the church 241 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,083 and Catholic scripture, 242 00:11:57,125 --> 00:12:01,125 I knew that my God 243 00:11:57,125 --> 00:12:01,125 loved Jackie... 244 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,750 And loved me loving her. 245 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,208 You're gonna love this one. 246 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,917 It's called 247 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,917 "Soulemetry By The Stars." 248 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,458 My beautiful wife Lily 249 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,458 arranged the whole thing. 250 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,500 See ya' there. 251 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,500 Ah! As if on-cue. 252 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,375 Hey, baby. 253 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,291 I'm about to go snap up 254 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,291 that internet company 255 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,125 that's been cut off 256 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,125 at its knees. 257 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,500 Ah! 258 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,834 If they only knew what 259 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,834 a pussy cat you really are. 260 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,917 I mean, seriously. 261 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,917 Do I look like I belong with 262 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,917 this jet-setting businesswoman? 263 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,166 Or any woman for that matter? 264 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:40,291 All my life, 265 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:40,291 everybody thought I was gay. 266 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,041 Was it my sensitivity? 267 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,000 My extensive collection of 268 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,000 Barbara Streisand memorabilia? 269 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,458 Who can say. 270 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,583 When it comes to Lily, 271 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,583 it's the real deal. 272 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,500 He's all yours. 273 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:51,458 You are going to 274 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:51,458 love this story! 275 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,792 Or not. 276 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,500 Let's get you a drink. 277 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,792 You're not doing anything wrong. 278 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,792 Stop that! 279 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,917 Maybe it's a sign. 280 00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:05,500 Well, that's why we're adopting. 281 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,917 Listen, my exquisite angel... 282 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,750 I know you better than anybody. 283 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,000 My God, between your 284 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,000 archaic parents 285 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:16,750 and Barry's crusades du jour, 286 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,166 it's a testament 287 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,166 to your strength... 288 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,917 Or complete insanity. 289 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,875 Tell me something. 290 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,917 What's in this for you? 291 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,792 Come on, give me your hands. 292 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,792 Give me your hands. 293 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,083 If I've told you once, 294 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:34,083 I've told you a thousand times, 295 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,667 he is not your twin flame. 296 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:36,542 Alright? 297 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,333 This silly little congregation. 298 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,000 Oh... 299 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,959 Interesting. 300 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,166 What? 301 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:53,750 I'm getting that you 302 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:53,750 should pursue the adoption. 303 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:59,041 Someone is definitely 304 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:59,041 coming into your life... 305 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,959 - In a big way. 306 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,959 - Yes. A baby. 307 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166 - That's not what I'm seeing. 308 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166 - Please... 309 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:07,041 I love that you do all of this. 310 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,750 You know I do. 311 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,375 I just, I'm not sure 312 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,375 that I believe what-- 313 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,959 Sweetheart, there is no 314 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,959 denying what I'm seeing here. 315 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,625 Your destiny is gonna happen 316 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,625 whether you like it or not. 317 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,000 - I know what I'm talking about. 318 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,000 - I know you do. 319 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:27,458 Secondly, they meet. 320 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:27,458 Randomly. 321 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,709 Possibly, the only place 322 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,709 their worlds could intersect. 323 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,250 Sorry, I just had 324 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,250 a quick question. 325 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,959 I can't help but notice that I'm 326 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,959 the only single person here, 327 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,959 and I, I just wanted 328 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,959 to know, um, I mean, 329 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,417 I have a job as a writer, 330 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,458 I just, I didn't know if 331 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,458 there was a longer process-- 332 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,792 No, it's just as long, whether 333 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,792 you're single or married. 334 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,625 And all the paperwork's 335 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,625 right in here for you. 336 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,083 OK. Thank you. 337 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,417 Are you... 338 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,417 Are these yours? 339 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,709 Oh! Thank you! 340 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,834 I'm sorry. I'm so silly. 341 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,583 It happens to me all the time. 342 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208 I just forgot my bag! 343 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,000 I don't mean to pry, 344 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,000 but are you OK? 345 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,959 Oh, yes. 346 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,959 I'm just, I am... 347 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,083 It's all just 348 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,083 a little bit overwhelming. 349 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,917 Yeah. I know. 350 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,083 I, uh, heard you talking. 351 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,875 Um, why do you want 352 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,875 to do this alone? 353 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,959 Uh, well, it hadn't 354 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,959 really been the plan - 355 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,333 but you know what? 356 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,125 It's a long story. 357 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,917 Right. 358 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,917 You're the writer. 359 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,792 That's funny. 360 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,041 What about you? 361 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,041 What do you do? 362 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,166 I'm a photographer, actually. 363 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,667 Well, I used to be 364 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,667 a photographer. 365 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,250 I better be going. 366 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,709 OK. Do you have a card? 367 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,000 I'm always 368 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,000 looking for photographers. 369 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,458 I do. 370 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,291 Me too, somewhere. 371 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,291 It's, um, well, 372 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,291 it's kind of old. 373 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,000 It's great. 374 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,083 It works! 375 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,792 - Thank you. 376 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,792 - Sure. 377 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,041 You're welcome. 378 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,417 - Bye. 379 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,417 - Bye. 380 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,917 Hey, it's me! 381 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,917 Where are you? 382 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,125 In the kitchen. 383 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,083 Thank God you live 384 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,083 across the street. 385 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,750 I am so stuck in a loop here. 386 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,208 Whoa... Geez-o. 387 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,166 Help a sister out, will you? 388 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,917 Well, here we go! 389 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,625 For medicinal purposes - 390 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,625 isn't that what you need? 391 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,375 Is there a cricket in the house? 392 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,458 Yeah. 393 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,125 That's going to 394 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,125 drive me freaking mad. 395 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,291 Oh, great. 396 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,291 OK, shoo shoo the cricket. 397 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah, I just feel 398 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,000 so out of control. 399 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,375 I mean, you'd think 400 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,375 I'd be able to beat it. 401 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,583 I wrote the damn book on it. 402 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,083 Oh, come on. 403 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,125 That was before 404 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,125 your mom's death. 405 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,000 Not to mention psycho-chick 406 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,250 cheating on you 407 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,250 with my girlfriend! 408 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,291 It wasn't all her fault. 409 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:10,208 You know, I was completely 410 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:10,208 MIA once my mom got sick. 411 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,250 Yeah, you're way too forgiving. 412 00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,625 Honestly, I don't know why 413 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,375 you wanted to procreate 414 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,375 with her anyway. 415 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,834 I mean, you have 416 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,834 seen "Rosemary's Baby." 417 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,875 You know, at least 418 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,875 with Margaret, 419 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,041 we were compatible. 420 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,458 [laughs] 421 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,125 Yeah. 422 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,625 Lombard! 423 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,291 I've know you 424 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,291 since high school, 425 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,166 and you were with her 426 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,166 because she was safe! 427 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,291 There was about as much passion 428 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,291 between you and Devil Woman 429 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,333 as a bloody rice cracker! 430 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,583 I mean, they're very nice. 431 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,166 But I don't want 432 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,166 one in my vagina, 433 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,959 and I'm absolutely sure 434 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,959 that you don't either! 435 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,500 Oh, my God. 436 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,458 And I know I'm different. 437 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,458 You know? 438 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,917 I go through 'em 439 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,917 like socks in a drawer, 440 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,959 but at least I get to feel. 441 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,458 I get highs, 442 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,458 lows, schmucky... 443 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,208 And all good and fucky! 444 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,125 So you are going to have to put 445 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,125 your wonderful heart out there 446 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,375 and get to feel all these 447 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,375 wonderful feelings, too. 448 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,875 But until that time, 449 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,875 you are under strict orders 450 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,291 to only do things that 451 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,291 make you feel good. 452 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,542 Not bad. Good. 453 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,792 OK. 454 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,834 Don't ever let them 455 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,834 see your pain, Peyton. 456 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,792 Don't let your 457 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,792 guard down, ever. 458 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,834 Look, Lombard. 459 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,709 This love guru is supposed 460 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,709 to be the absolute best. 461 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,458 OK, Wave. 462 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250 Anything to get 463 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250 out of this house. 464 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,333 Remember that chick 465 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,333 I was seeing on Friday? 466 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,291 Mmm, hmm. 467 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,291 She was dating Erin and my ex. 468 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,208 I don't even want to hear it. 469 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,834 You said your eyes 470 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,834 were wide open. 471 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,834 Yeah, well? 472 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,750 I'm legally blind 473 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,750 in my left eye, 474 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,375 so thank you very much 475 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,375 for your sensitivity. 476 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,291 You know what you're like? 477 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,750 You're like the 478 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,750 lesbian Jennifer Aniston. 479 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,208 Why in the hell do you think 480 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,208 we're going to this thing? 481 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,250 Where are you 482 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,250 going all dolled up? 483 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,083 You know I'm going 484 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,083 to Tyler's event. 485 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,291 Oh, yeah, that's right. 486 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,875 You know, I still don't get it. 487 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,542 He was on his way to 488 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,542 being one of the best 489 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,041 directors in film school, 490 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,792 and now he's messin' around 491 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,792 with his soul foods? 492 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,417 - Soulemetry. 493 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,417 - Soulemetry? 494 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,625 - Yeah. 495 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,625 - Mmm, hmm. 496 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,041 Yeah... 497 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,667 I don't get it. 498 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,291 He lives for this. 499 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,208 And I live for...this. 500 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,625 You know, maybe you could 501 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,625 wear this next date night. 502 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,333 - Yeah? 503 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,333 - Yeah. 504 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,250 Well, maybe if you get lucky, 505 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,250 I'll get home early. 506 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,375 - Yeah? 507 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,375 - Yeah. 508 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,166 See ya later. 509 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,333 The cookie... 510 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,709 Look, Lombard, 511 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,834 this love guru is supposed 512 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,834 to be the absolute best. 513 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,500 Tell me why I have to 514 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,500 go to this thing again. 515 00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:02,208 Because if I do find 516 00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:02,208 my soulmate, you must approve! 517 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:07,458 And I figured we'd find 518 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:07,458 you one while we're at it. 519 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,417 ♪ Love! ♪ 520 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:16,667 ♪ One and one are One ♪ 521 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:20,667 ♪ The heart of love ♪ 522 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,625 ♪ Reveals the beauty 523 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,625 of our soul ♪ 524 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:34,458 How many times do 525 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:34,458 our eyes simply not see? 526 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,917 Your soulmate could be standing 527 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,917 right next to you right now, 528 00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,041 and you wouldn't even know it. 529 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,583 That's because you 530 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,583 have your true self, 531 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,417 and what I call 532 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,417 your celebrity self. 533 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,875 The one that's 534 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,875 obsessed with ego, 535 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,458 the one that wants the hunk 536 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,750 or the thick brown hair, 537 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,750 the bedroom eyes. 538 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,625 Ah, you know what I'm 539 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,625 talking about, don't you? 540 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,959 You know, you recognize, 541 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,959 you really recognize. 542 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,458 These pairings never work out. 543 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,375 And when they fail, 544 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,375 we wonder why, why, why, 545 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,750 with our broken 546 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,750 hearts and our bruised egos. 547 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,250 Now don't get me wrong. 548 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,834 I'm not saying physical 549 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,834 attraction isn't important. 550 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,250 Of course, it is. 551 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,542 Hello! 552 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,959 What I am saying 553 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,959 is don't confuse 554 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,083 the attraction to the physical 555 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,834 with the yearning of the soul. 556 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,625 Given its chance, the true self, 557 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,625 the higher self will always 558 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,542 break through to find 559 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,542 its soul partner. 560 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:34,417 And trust me, it could come from 561 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:34,417 the person you least expect it. 562 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,583 Chew on that... 563 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,583 and some hors d'oeuvres. 564 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,417 I'm going to start my 565 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,417 readings in a few minutes. 566 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,792 Welcome, welcome. 567 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,333 [applause] 568 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,625 That woman over there? 569 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,417 No, no, don't look. 570 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,625 She's trying to hit on me. 571 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,000 Seriously! 572 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,458 Oh, my God, 573 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,458 she is not coming over here. 574 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,500 Uh, excuse me... 575 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,500 Pardon me. 576 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,000 - Hey. 577 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,000 - Hey. 578 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,625 There you are. 579 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,625 Oh, my God. 580 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,000 Could she be any more stunning? 581 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,333 - You were great. 582 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,333 - Thank you. 583 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,458 I am Tyler Montegue, 584 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,458 and you are... 585 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,709 Peyton. 586 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,709 I actually met Peyton 587 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,709 at the adoption center. 588 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,041 Small world. 589 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,041 Small world. Six degrees. 590 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,041 What's that even mean? 591 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,291 This delusion with accidents. 592 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,458 I'm going to start my readings. 593 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,917 Well, since this was 594 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,917 obviously pre-ordained, 595 00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:44,375 do you wanna get a drink? 596 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,291 - I would love to. 597 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,291 - OK. 598 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,709 I feel like I'm at the races, 599 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,709 always picking the wrong horse. 600 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,917 That's just it. 601 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,458 Has it ever occurred 602 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,458 to let love find you? 603 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,333 Peyton, you're so brave... 604 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,667 To want to have 605 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,667 a baby on your own. 606 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:07,500 You never thought 607 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:07,500 about getting married? 608 00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,500 Oh, I was married. 609 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,500 I thought you said 610 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,500 you were single. 611 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:13,959 I am - now. 612 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 - Oh, I'm sorry. 613 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 - That's OK. 614 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,375 How long were you married? 615 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:22,625 Six years. 616 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,625 You? 617 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,875 Fifteen. 618 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,583 What happened? 619 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,166 I don't know. 620 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,875 I guess all the 621 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,875 predictable stuff. 622 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,458 My partner couldn't handle 623 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,458 all the time I spent 624 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,583 with my ailing mother. 625 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,625 Your partner? 626 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:43,792 Mm hmm. 627 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,917 Your partner.. 628 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,208 You're, um... 629 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,500 (both) 630 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,500 Gay. 631 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:55,750 Well, I think that 632 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:55,750 that is just fine. 633 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,583 I voted no on Prop 8. 634 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,917 Or was it yes on Prop 8? 635 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,542 I don't know, it was all 636 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,542 very, very confusing, 637 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:06,792 but I know that 638 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:06,792 I voted the right way. 639 00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,959 I mean, I voted your way. 640 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,583 I just, I don't want you to 641 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,583 think that it's a problem for me 642 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,125 because it's really not. 643 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,500 I mean, why would it be? 644 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,792 Oh, God, I'm sounding 645 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,792 pretty ridiculous! 646 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:21,917 You're fine. 647 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,166 Well, apparently, 648 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,166 I am inspiration 649 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,792 for looking for love 650 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,792 in all the wrong places. 651 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,709 Well, it looks like 652 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,709 this was a bust for me, 653 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:34,208 - but, um, you two-- 654 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:34,208 - Wave. 655 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,625 This is Elena Winters. 656 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,083 Pleased to meet you. 657 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,417 I really have to run. 658 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,834 My husband has 659 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,834 early services tomorrow. 660 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,500 Barry's a pastor. 661 00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:47,875 Oh! 662 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:50,083 Hmm, that, uh... 663 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,625 Cool! 664 00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:57,625 It was nice 665 00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:57,625 running into you again. 666 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:01,709 Pleased to meet you, Wave. 667 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:01,709 I will see you, Peyton. 668 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,542 [snickers] 669 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,792 You fancy her... 670 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,792 And she fancies you. 671 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,542 Don't even talk to me. 672 00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:15,166 Did you know that a snail 673 00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:15,166 can sleep for three years? 674 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:16,667 Mmm, mmm. 675 00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:19,041 Can you even imagine 676 00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:19,041 waking up one day 677 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,667 to realize that you've literally 678 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,667 slept half of your life away? 679 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,291 Nash, I heard you 680 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,291 skipped Bible study. 681 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,709 Yup. Sure did. 682 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,500 I really don't care what 683 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,500 they're crusading against. 684 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:36,583 And Dad doesn't either. 685 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,750 Your Dad-- 686 00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:39,959 Got the role of a lifetime, Mom. 687 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,583 Playing pastor was the only 688 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,583 gig he could actually book. 689 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,166 C'mon... You know it. 690 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,458 We all know it. 691 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,291 What? 692 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,333 [phone rings] 693 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,333 Hello. 694 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,500 Yeah, she's right here. 695 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,709 - It's for you. 696 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,709 - Oh. 697 00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:03,917 Hello? 698 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,750 - Nash, take a jacket! 699 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,750 - No. 700 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,875 Would you make 701 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,875 him take a jacket? 702 00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:11,875 Elena? 703 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:13,667 Oh, hi, Peyton! 704 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:15,500 Do you remember the 705 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:15,500 women's glory project 706 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:17,250 I was talking about? 707 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:21,917 I was wondering if I could 708 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:21,917 see some samples of your work. 709 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,709 I could, um... 710 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,709 bring my portfolio over... 711 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,667 I could even do it tomorrow. 712 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,583 These are good. 713 00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:41,750 I'm impressed. 714 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,250 Aww... 715 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:47,583 She's beautiful. 716 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291 Children are my 717 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291 favorite subjects. 718 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,500 I love the set-up. 719 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,041 They're so innocent, so raw. 720 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:53,458 They show 721 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:53,458 everything they're feeling. 722 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,417 I love this one. 723 00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,500 That's me, actually. 724 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,500 It's great. 725 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,917 I had an idea. 726 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,792 I lit it, and I thought... 727 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,792 might as well. 728 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,250 It's really good. 729 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,709 I mean, they are all good. 730 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,917 Why didn't you keep this up? 731 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:25,041 You know, family. 732 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,542 Life. 733 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,625 I think it's 734 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,625 a wonderful project, Peyton. 735 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,417 I think you would be great, 736 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,417 if you're interested. 737 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,542 Yes! I'm definitely interested. 738 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,625 OK. 739 00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,166 So where did this 740 00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,166 idea come from? 741 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,291 Well, my mom got really sick. 742 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,875 We ended up 743 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,875 connecting just more deeply, 744 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:57,250 and I realized how much 745 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:57,250 more interesting she was 746 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:59,500 than I ever 747 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:59,500 gave her credit for. 748 00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:03,750 And women are so complex, 749 00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:03,750 so multi-dimensional. 750 00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:05,375 I just want to dig in. 751 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,667 I want to show 752 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,667 all their colors... 753 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:16,875 Show everything that 754 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:16,875 makes a woman so delicious! 755 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:17,917 Oh. 756 00:28:18,834 --> 00:28:20,667 [cell phone beeping] 757 00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:25,291 I've got to run. 758 00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:27,000 Oh. 759 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,917 But we can meet Sunday - 760 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,917 if that's good for you, 761 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,875 to keep things moving forward. 762 00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:33,917 Sure. 763 00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:35,250 That'd be great. 764 00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,542 - Bye. 765 00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,542 - Bye. 766 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,166 Mmmm. 767 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:56,125 How could you, of all people, 768 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:56,125 manage to run out of coffee? 769 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,834 Thank you so much. 770 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,000 You can go. 771 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,917 What's with you, 772 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,917 ants in your pants? 773 00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,792 I have a business meeting. 774 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,959 - Here? On a Sunday? 775 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,959 - Yeah. I do. 776 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,041 Um... 777 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,417 Thank you so much 778 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,417 for bringing this. 779 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,417 Now give me a minute. 780 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875 - Oh! Hello! 781 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875 - Hi! 782 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,041 It's Wave, right? 783 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,917 Right! That would be me! 784 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,959 So you must be the, 785 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,959 uh, business meeting. 786 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,750 - Yes. 787 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,750 - Got it! 788 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,041 - Come on in. 789 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,041 - OK. Bye. 790 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,875 When I say do stuff 791 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,875 that feels good, 792 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,834 I don't mean do 793 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,834 straight, married stuff! 794 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:29,166 OK. 795 00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,291 Don't start! 796 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,959 Is this you? 797 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,959 I mean, your story? 798 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,166 - Yeah. 799 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,166 - Oh, wow. 800 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,375 I think of an agoraphobic, 801 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,834 like in "Grey Gardens," 802 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,834 you know, 803 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,417 all huddled up in a corner 804 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,417 with a bunch of cats! 805 00:29:56,458 --> 00:30:00,083 Yeah, well, all the new meds 806 00:29:56,458 --> 00:30:00,083 make us far more acceptable. 807 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,250 Really, I would 808 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,250 never have known. 809 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,166 Can I make a suggestion? 810 00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:08,667 You need a new author's photo. 811 00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,500 This one just 812 00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,500 doesn't do you justice! 813 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,959 It's not about what 814 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,959 I look like in my line of work. 815 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,458 It's more about my words. 816 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,917 Nonsense. 817 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,875 I'm going to do a new 818 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,875 author's photo for you... 819 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,458 My gift. 820 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,917 OK. 821 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,208 Man... 822 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,000 ♪ Tell me, are you wonderin'? ♪ 823 00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:42,291 ♪ Do you think 824 00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:42,291 you've gone mad? ♪ 825 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:46,375 ♪ Are you speakin' 826 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:46,375 another language ♪ 827 00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:50,125 ♪ That no one understands? ♪ 828 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:53,667 ♪ 'Cause you talk 829 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:53,667 to the ocean ♪ 830 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,000 ♪ And you listen to the birds ♪ 831 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:01,709 ♪ Everyone around you ♪ 832 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:05,542 ♪ Wonders what you heard ♪ 833 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,959 ♪ You're not broken ♪ 834 00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:11,125 - I'm so sorry I'm late. 835 00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:11,125 - Hey! How are you? 836 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,000 - Hi! 837 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,000 - Hi! 838 00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:15,125 This is my son! 839 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,750 Nash! I've heard about you. 840 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,250 Nice to meet you. 841 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,625 - Hi. 842 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,625 - And you must be Tori. 843 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,417 And you must be the writer! 844 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,166 You know what my 845 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,166 dream job would be? 846 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,041 Research assistant. 847 00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,375 I mean, I would do the 848 00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,375 deepest, meanest, 849 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,041 most intimate statistical 850 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,041 research on any given topic, 851 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,250 and I would correlate 852 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,250 and extrapolate, 853 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:36,875 and I would give meaning, 854 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,917 meaning to each 855 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,917 and every single part. 856 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,333 And it would just 857 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,333 be so amazing! 858 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:41,709 She'd be really great at it. 859 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,625 Checkmate. I win. 860 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,125 That is why you never 861 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,125 take your eye off the ball. 862 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,458 That's right! 863 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,542 Please, darling, don't 864 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,542 eviscerate the poor child. 865 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,959 - Hey, Ty. 866 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,959 - Mmm? 867 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,792 Tell Peyton the story. 868 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,500 Alright, if you insist. 869 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,083 So... 870 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,083 This earnest young writer comes 871 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,083 to Hollywood to make his mark, 872 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,500 and all very 873 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,500 Youngblood Hawke, right? 874 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:07,125 Very soon he realizes 875 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:07,125 that, um, life is... 876 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,250 seldom the stuff 877 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,250 of romance novels. 878 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,041 He buys himself a Lexus... 879 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542 Per chance, did you 880 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542 drive a white Lexus? 881 00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:17,417 No. Don't even say it. 882 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,041 The owner of the clunker turns 883 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,041 out to be the very assistant 884 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:22,333 who gave him his start. 885 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,417 Can you believe it? 886 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:26,083 They would come 887 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:26,083 at the exact same time. 888 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,917 Soulemetry, soulemetry. 889 00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:29,000 Three months later.... 890 00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,625 - Married. 891 00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,625 - They were married. 892 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,542 Do you love it? 893 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,542 Do you love it?! 894 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,583 A coincidence! 895 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,166 That's why God 896 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,166 performs a miracle 897 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:36,542 and decides to 898 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:36,542 remain anonymous. 899 00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,083 No. 900 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,583 It's when God gives you a choice 901 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,583 and you make the right one. 902 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,166 That's the miracle. 903 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:59,458 I thought she'd be great 904 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:59,458 to have a child with, you know? 905 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,166 Make a family... 906 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,041 You know, Barry and I 907 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,041 only have one thing in common, 908 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,166 and that's our son, so... 909 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:12,333 I don't know. 910 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,000 Sometimes I just 911 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,000 think I got married 912 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,834 to rebel against my parents. 913 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:20,792 My father's Indian. 914 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:20,792 He's...very old school. 915 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:23,250 You know, stern but quiet hand. 916 00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,709 My mother's from Spain... 917 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:29,417 She's very Catholic. 918 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:32,250 Now that's a lethal combination. 919 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:34,792 I know! It really is! 920 00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:36,250 It really is. 921 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,333 For years I just have 922 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,333 felt like a mummy. 923 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:41,375 Just... 924 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:52,250 Yeah, at first I was 925 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:52,250 really happy with Barry. 926 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:56,959 After some time, I... 927 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,792 I just started to think, 928 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,792 what's wrong with me? 929 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:04,834 Why don't I feel what 930 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:04,834 everybody else feels? 931 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:11,250 I don't think I've ever 932 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:11,250 been in love with him. 933 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,125 But he's in love with you? 934 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:16,291 I don't know. 935 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,625 I think sometimes, 936 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:21,250 marriage is just a series 937 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:21,250 of compromises that... 938 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,208 I don't know. 939 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:28,166 Maybe some of us are not 940 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:28,166 meant to have a soulmate... 941 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,750 Like Tyler thinks. 942 00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:36,208 What about you? 943 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,625 - Me? 944 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,625 - Yeah. 945 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:42,208 Well... 946 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,291 I don't know about 947 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,291 soulmates, but... 948 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,583 I'm with Margaret... 949 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:51,917 After that... 950 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:56,291 Frankly, my dear, 951 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:56,291 I don't care if I never see 952 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,291 another lesbian 953 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,291 for as long as I live. 954 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,041 I'm not kidding. 955 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,083 Oh, goodness. 956 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,083 All I really want is a baby. 957 00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:14,834 And honestly, that's probably 958 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,792 all I ever needed 959 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,792 in the first place. 960 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:24,417 This point is key. 961 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,792 Everything feels 962 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,792 completely brand new, 963 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,583 but absolutely familiar. 964 00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:35,125 OK, you... 965 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,166 Sit. 966 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,375 OK. 967 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:56,375 Can I ask you something? 968 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,500 Uh, oh. 969 00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:01,375 It's a rather personal question. 970 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:03,542 Go ahead. 971 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,125 How did you know 972 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,125 you were gay? 973 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,458 How'd you know 974 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,458 you were straight? 975 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,834 I mean, did you know 976 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,834 from the beginning? 977 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,291 No. 978 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,750 Actually, I did the 979 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,750 whole straight thing 980 00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:27,417 up until my early 20s. 981 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:31,750 But then, I fell 982 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:31,750 head over heels 983 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:35,625 for this, um, 984 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:35,625 photographer, actually. 985 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:38,333 Mmmm. 986 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:47,458 Well, we can be very deep. 987 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,792 Hmmm. 988 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,375 What about you? 989 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,375 Well, I never knew 990 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,375 you were supposed 991 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,417 to be anything but straight. 992 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,709 No school girl crushes? 993 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:08,250 No...Royal Academy 994 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:08,250 experimentation? 995 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,166 Nothing. 996 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:16,417 I never even kissed a girl. 997 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,375 No. 998 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,500 With my upbringing, 999 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,250 that never really 1000 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,250 occurred to me. 1001 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,375 I guess I'm just a square! 1002 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,208 Or maybe you're just straight. 1003 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,875 You mind if I move 1004 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,875 around a little bit? 1005 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,375 Pardon me? 1006 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,583 Oh... 1007 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,417 No, yeah, no. 1008 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,750 ♪ 1009 00:38:40,917 --> 00:38:42,500 Yeah, I think I got it. 1010 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,959 Got it. 1011 00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,500 That was great. 1012 00:38:57,917 --> 00:39:01,166 [whistling] 1013 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:15,000 Uh, hey, Mama Bear. 1014 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,542 Hmmm? 1015 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,041 Are you aware 1016 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,041 that the entire time 1017 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,750 I've crashed here 1018 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,750 at your house, 1019 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,417 I have never once 1020 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,417 heard you whistle - 1021 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:27,291 a nonverbal expression of 1022 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:27,291 happiness or pleasure? 1023 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,917 Oh, come on. 1024 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,917 I'm sure I've whistled before. 1025 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:35,542 Hey, Tori... 1026 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:42,000 Do you know any... 1027 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,959 the gay girls 1028 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,959 at your school? 1029 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,583 You mean lesbians? 1030 00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:50,500 Excuse me, 1031 00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:50,500 but the last time I looked, 1032 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:53,041 you were hanging out 1033 00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:53,041 with a lesbian named Peyton. 1034 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,583 Well, yeah, 1035 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,583 but Peyton's not really-- 1036 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,000 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1037 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,709 She could pass for straight. 1038 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:03,208 Anyway, a normal person engages 1039 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:03,208 in the pursuit of kissing 1040 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,834 a mere 21,000 1041 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,834 plus or minus minutes 1042 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,583 in their sorry little lives. 1043 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:11,834 Which boils down 1044 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:11,834 roughly to mere months. 1045 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,667 So, who cares who kissing whom? 1046 00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:16,250 - Really? 1047 00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:16,250 - Really! 1048 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,875 I mean, over the lifespan 1049 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,875 of an average 80-year-old, 1050 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,834 they're only having 1051 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,834 sex six times a year. 1052 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,709 I mean, we take more baths 1053 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,166 and eat more chocolate bars, 1054 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,166 for gosh sakes! 1055 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,458 And yet, this whole gay thing, 1056 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,458 literally, 1057 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,542 has everybody from 1058 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,542 the religious right 1059 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,709 all the way to Papa Bear's 1060 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,709 knickers in a twist. 1061 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,041 I know. 1062 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:40,542 And FYI... he's no fan 1063 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:40,542 of your new friend either. 1064 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,542 What?! 1065 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,125 Mom... 1066 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,291 Don't worry. 1067 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,166 Dad's just grumbling 1068 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,166 about how much time 1069 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,041 you and Peyton spend together. 1070 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,583 But I personally think 1071 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,583 it's kinda cool, 1072 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:55,166 'cause you're not all 1073 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:55,166 caught up in the church, 1074 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,417 and it makes me kind of proud. 1075 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,041 Just so you're 1076 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,041 completely informed, Nash, 1077 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,291 according to the specialist 1078 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,291 who was on 1079 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,709 Queen Oprah the other day, 1080 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,542 straight women everywhere 1081 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,667 are suddenly wanting 1082 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,667 to be with other women - 1083 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:14,000 to experience their 1084 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:14,000 newfound, um, sexual fluidity. 1085 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,709 - You OK, Mom? 1086 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,709 - Yeah. 1087 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,208 Wow. 1088 00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:22,583 Anyway... 1089 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,875 Um, lesbo 101 - 1090 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,875 in a nutshell. 1091 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,208 Yeah, but that's 1092 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,208 not my mom, so... 1093 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,667 Well, obviously, 1094 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,667 that's not Mama Bear. 1095 00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,583 Don't get so defensive! 1096 00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,583 Gosh! 1097 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:39,125 You know, I think you two are 1098 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:39,125 what Tyler calls Twin Flames. 1099 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,542 I do, and you found each 1100 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,542 other so early in life! 1101 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,458 Oh, Ma, come on! 1102 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:48,625 Think of all the time left 1103 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:48,625 you have to bicker, you two! 1104 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,000 Yeah. 1105 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375 While your world's may seem 1106 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375 utterly disconnected, 1107 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:57,041 the paths that you have 1108 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:57,041 individually taken 1109 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,375 bring you together 1110 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,375 at freakish randomness. 1111 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,959 My father was in the service so 1112 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,959 we jumped all over the world, 1113 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,875 and I made Spain my home. 1114 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,709 And my mother was a gypsy 1115 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,709 and so we travelled a lot, 1116 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,750 from one town to the next, 1117 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,750 and I ended up in LA. 1118 00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:15,792 My best friend's brother, 1119 00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:15,792 he had his wedding in New York, 1120 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,625 which is where we met. 1121 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,792 And we got stuck 1122 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,792 at the 'friends' table. 1123 00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,625 You know, the table where nobody 1124 00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,625 knows who the hell you are. 1125 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,542 You're just kind of 1126 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,542 like sitting there? 1127 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:27,834 And I, uh, 1128 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:30,625 I spilled champagne 1129 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:30,625 all over her dress. 1130 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,417 - Oh, all over my dress. 1131 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,417 - Yup. 1132 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:36,542 And then I freak, 'cause I, 1133 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:36,542 I realize how beautiful she is. 1134 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,917 - It still gives me goosebumps. 1135 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,917 - Yeah. 1136 00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:44,625 We were born in the same town, 1137 00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:44,625 Silverton, Oregon - 1138 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:47,542 less than 10,000 people - 1139 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,667 within a week of each other. 1140 00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:53,709 We travelled nearly a million 1141 00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:53,709 miles to find one another. 1142 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,500 And we did. 1143 00:42:56,542 --> 00:43:01,750 And it is all because 1144 00:42:56,542 --> 00:43:01,750 I asked him to pass the salt. 1145 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,834 You had that planned. 1146 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,417 I know. I did... 1147 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:08,792 It worked. 1148 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,625 I'm so glad that it's all 1149 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,625 going digity boop, you know? 1150 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:14,709 But, I don't know... 1151 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,667 Sounds a little scary, 1152 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,667 if I'm perfectly honest. 1153 00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:18,834 Mmmm. 1154 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:21,667 I'm trying to talk to my friend? 1155 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,083 - Sorry. 1156 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,083 - God. 1157 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,250 Oh, hi! 1158 00:43:25,709 --> 00:43:27,291 - You kill me. 1159 00:43:25,709 --> 00:43:27,291 - I know. 1160 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:28,750 Seriously, though. 1161 00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,750 C'mon. 1162 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,875 I think it's getting 1163 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,875 a little out of control, no? 1164 00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:38,041 The unbuttoning of the shirt. 1165 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,709 What about all the eye blazing 1166 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,709 that goes on between you? 1167 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,667 I mean, come on. 1168 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,667 Who does that? 1169 00:43:42,709 --> 00:43:45,375 Eye blazing? Seriously? 1170 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,125 You're the writer. 1171 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,125 Call it what you want. 1172 00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:49,750 Seriously, though, you know, 1173 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,917 this is the oldest and most 1174 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,917 tragic game in the book! 1175 00:43:52,959 --> 00:43:56,166 Lonely housewife meets quite 1176 00:43:52,959 --> 00:43:56,166 fascinating lesbo 1177 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:58,375 to take a wee stroll 1178 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:58,375 on the wild side! 1179 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:03,625 You gotta grow some 1180 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:03,625 mini cojones - stat! 1181 00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,250 You've gotta tell her 1182 00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,250 what's going on. 1183 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:07,834 Yeah... No. 1184 00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,875 No, no, no, I can't. 1185 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,417 Peyton, she's straight. 1186 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:17,417 And married to a pastor! 1187 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,709 Not to mention 1188 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,709 she's culturally challenged. 1189 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,750 It's kind of twisted how much 1190 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,750 you've got going against you. 1191 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,834 Alright, you belabor 1192 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,834 the obvious. 1193 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,041 I've added an 1194 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,041 assignment out of town. 1195 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,875 I'm gonna, when I come back... 1196 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,875 I've already decided. 1197 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,709 I'm gonna make 1198 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,709 myself less available. 1199 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:36,250 Actually unavailable. 1200 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,625 Oh! 1201 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,500 The I'm-too-busy-and- 1202 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,500 too-much-of-a-chicken-shit- 1203 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875 to-tell-you-what's- 1204 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875 really-going-on, 1205 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,917 fade-into-the-woodwork 1206 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,917 treatment. 1207 00:44:42,959 --> 00:44:44,750 - Yup. 1208 00:44:42,959 --> 00:44:44,750 - Oh. 1209 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:47,208 Well, I hope it works out. 1210 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,458 You came all the way 1211 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,458 over here to say that to me? 1212 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,500 - I did. 1213 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,500 - You could have just called. 1214 00:44:51,542 --> 00:44:52,750 I did call. 1215 00:44:57,917 --> 00:44:59,417 [doorbell chimes] 1216 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:16,250 Hey! 1217 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:17,917 Hi! 1218 00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:20,583 I wanted to show 1219 00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:20,583 you these pictures. 1220 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:24,208 God, Peyton, you look amazing! 1221 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:24,208 Really... 1222 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,750 Great! Wow. 1223 00:45:25,792 --> 00:45:27,125 Um, um... 1224 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,041 I should have called first, huh? 1225 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,500 No, no, it's just, you didn't 1226 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,500 have to come all the way 1227 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:34,959 over...here, that's all. 1228 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,375 Yeah, maybe this 1229 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,375 isn't a good time. 1230 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:38,959 No... 1231 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:38,959 No, no, no. 1232 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000 I, I, I was actually, um - 1233 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000 you know what? 1234 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,166 Uh, this is as good 1235 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,166 a time as any. 1236 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,291 Can you give me a second? 1237 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:49,500 OK... 1238 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,959 Oh, my God. 1239 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,959 What am I doing? 1240 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,208 Pants, pants, 1241 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,208 pants, pants... 1242 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,291 Oh! 1243 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,583 Shirt is over here, 1244 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,583 shirt, shirt, shirt. 1245 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,834 You're kidding. 1246 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:24,250 Oh, my God. 1247 00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:26,000 She won't even care. 1248 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,125 You're straight. 1249 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,166 And married. 1250 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:41,959 No big deal. 1251 00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:44,375 Just tell her.... 1252 00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,583 Oh, my God. 1253 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:51,750 OK. 1254 00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:56,959 Hey. 1255 00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:05,333 Look, Elena-- 1256 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,875 I really should have called... 1257 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,875 first. 1258 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,792 I need to talk to 1259 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,792 you about something. 1260 00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:11,041 Sure. 1261 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,959 Are you OK? 1262 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,041 No, actually. 1263 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,792 This, I mean, nothing serious, 1264 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,792 it's just that, um... 1265 00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,542 I... 1266 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,875 Would you like some breakfast, 1267 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,875 English tea and breakfast? 1268 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:29,125 For God sakes, what's going on? 1269 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,166 Uh, this is ridiculous. 1270 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:37,500 Alright, um, first of all, 1271 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:37,500 you're straight. 1272 00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,542 And second of all - 1273 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:43,041 you're straight 1274 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:43,041 and married. 1275 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:46,625 And my God... 1276 00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:50,250 I so didn't want this to happen. 1277 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:59,542 I mean, you know that 1278 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:59,542 I'm a lesbian. 1279 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,917 Right? 1280 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,542 Um, yes. 1281 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:06,834 OK. 1282 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,875 So...that's it. 1283 00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:13,959 That's what? 1284 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,792 - What? 1285 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,792 - What I just said. 1286 00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:17,083 Which is? 1287 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,208 Ah! 1288 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:24,000 You know... 1289 00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:28,041 I...really like you. 1290 00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:30,875 I like you, too. 1291 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,583 More than I should. 1292 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,208 So... 1293 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:41,959 We don't, you know, have to 1294 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:41,959 talk about it or anything. 1295 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,792 I mean, 1296 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,792 I'm fine with that. 1297 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:47,083 I just think that if we just 1298 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:47,083 don't spend time-- 1299 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,250 No! No! 1300 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,750 No, God, Peyton. 1301 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,750 No! 1302 00:48:51,792 --> 00:48:54,250 I don't want to not spend time! 1303 00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,208 I mean, you just 1304 00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,208 heard what I said. 1305 00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:58,083 Yes, but we... 1306 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,125 We need to be 1307 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,125 in each others lives! 1308 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:04,834 I just found you! 1309 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:09,000 You're my absolute best friend 1310 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,250 and I know we can 1311 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,250 get around this. 1312 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:13,333 No. 1313 00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,375 I don't want to not be with you. 1314 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,709 And you can have all of me. 1315 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:27,041 All of it except for that. 1316 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:27,041 All of me. 1317 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:30,083 OK. 1318 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:32,208 Just so you know... 1319 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,959 That is a big 1320 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,959 deal for a lesbian. 1321 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,667 I mean, at least 1322 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,667 in the beginning. 1323 00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:45,166 I just... 1324 00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:45,166 Peyton, let's have some wine. 1325 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,000 Let's make a plan. 1326 00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:53,000 Just please, please don't 1327 00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:53,000 take you away from me. 1328 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,083 OK. 1329 00:50:01,417 --> 00:50:02,792 OK. 1330 00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:06,083 - I'll get some wine. 1331 00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:06,083 - OK. 1332 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:18,625 Yes...these are God's children. 1333 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:22,291 But they have lost their way. 1334 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:26,417 And we cannot simply 1335 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:26,417 award this deviant path 1336 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:32,542 by allowing them the sacred 1337 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:32,542 sacrament of marriage. 1338 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:37,208 And they think if they 1339 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:37,208 can twist enough arms 1340 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,291 in the political arena 1341 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,583 that they can 1342 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,583 win this...prize. 1343 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,208 But marriage 1344 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,208 isn't a prize, is it? 1345 00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:52,041 It's a gift. 1346 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,250 The greatest right that we have. 1347 00:50:56,291 --> 00:50:59,041 And it should not be tarnished. 1348 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:05,333 It will NOT be tarnished! 1349 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:10,834 What the hell was that? 1350 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,417 Do you know what it looks like 1351 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,417 when you walk out of a sermon? 1352 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,959 Barry, don't. 1353 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,709 Look, you know, Elena, 1354 00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:19,083 there's some of this stuff 1355 00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:19,083 that I just have to do. 1356 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,291 Yes. 1357 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,625 I am familiar with the 1358 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,625 greater good speech. 1359 00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,625 And you've always been good 1360 00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,625 about these compromises - 1361 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,709 until now... 1362 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,291 You've had gay friends before. 1363 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875 [with accent] 1364 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875 Back in your grand 1365 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875 theater days. 1366 00:51:30,917 --> 00:51:33,291 Nash, I'm just saying 1367 00:51:30,917 --> 00:51:33,291 I think people should know 1368 00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,542 they should not be rewarded 1369 00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,542 for bad behavior. 1370 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,291 Bad behavior? 1371 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,291 Get real, Dad! 1372 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,959 Selling your soul 1373 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,959 is bad behavior. 1374 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,667 Loving someone isn't! 1375 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:48,166 You know, it's only a matter 1376 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:48,166 of time before this entire 1377 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:52,625 marriage discussion 1378 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:52,625 is so 2000 and late. 1379 00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:58,542 Everyone knows Millie's the 1380 00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:58,542 money at Papa Bear's church. 1381 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,250 Maybe we should 1382 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,250 cut him some slack, 1383 00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:04,875 'cause he's pretty screwed 1384 00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:04,875 if he doesn't toe the line. 1385 00:52:07,417 --> 00:52:10,166 Are you hungry? 1386 00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:12,166 I'm going to make some dinner. 1387 00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:15,875 This person makes 1388 00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:15,875 you see the world 1389 00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,959 through a different filter. 1390 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,583 No matter how hard you try, 1391 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,583 this person is suddenly living 1392 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,667 in every corner of your mind. 1393 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,375 I don't know what to say, 1394 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,375 I, um... 1395 00:52:36,417 --> 00:52:39,583 You know, I spent the whole 1396 00:52:36,417 --> 00:52:39,583 day looking at lesbian sites. 1397 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,625 No, I'm not attracted... 1398 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,625 to them. 1399 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:53,375 I'm not... 1400 00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,917 attracted to any of 1401 00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,917 the women in them... 1402 00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,333 I don't think 1403 00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,333 I'm a lesbian, Peyton. 1404 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:07,500 You're not the only 1405 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:07,500 one with feelings. 1406 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:12,291 Oh, I'm so confused, Peyton. 1407 00:53:33,834 --> 00:53:37,792 Can't we just agree 1408 00:53:33,834 --> 00:53:37,792 to call it a serious crush? 1409 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,875 Oh, all I can think about is... 1410 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,542 You OK? 1411 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:50,834 Yeah. 1412 00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,792 Something's burning. 1413 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,667 [doorbell chimes] 1414 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,417 Hey! 1415 00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:31,291 Oh, I knew you'd feel like this. 1416 00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:35,875 Oh, so soft. 1417 00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:41,291 So soft like velvet. 1418 00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:46,959 Stop. 1419 00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,291 Don't go any further. 1420 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,166 You can leave now 1421 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,166 if you want to. 1422 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,917 Really? 1423 00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,417 Are you afraid to 1424 00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,417 be alone with me? 1425 00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:03,291 Yes. 1426 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,000 Seriously? 1427 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:10,333 Seriously. 1428 00:55:13,834 --> 00:55:17,041 ♪ 1429 00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,000 Hi! 1430 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,333 Hey, are you busy? 1431 00:58:08,709 --> 00:58:10,709 No, I'm free. 1432 00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,625 Yeah. 1433 00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:14,291 Do you want to have dinner? 1434 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,208 Great. 1435 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:20,083 I'll be there in 15 minutes. 1436 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,208 OK. 1437 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,750 - Hi! 1438 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,750 - Hi! 1439 00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:31,875 I thought you guys 1440 00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:31,875 went to the movies! 1441 00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,208 We missed you too much. 1442 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,166 It was sold out, Mom. 1443 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,166 Can we have some burgers? 1444 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,583 - Dinner's in the fridge. 1445 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,583 - Awesome! 1446 00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,041 - Did you pick up some beer? 1447 00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,041 - In the fridge. 1448 00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:51,667 Yes. I see. 1449 00:58:51,709 --> 00:58:54,959 But only because God's 1450 00:58:51,709 --> 00:58:54,959 love heals and allows me 1451 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,625 to see the sin within myself, 1452 00:58:58,667 --> 00:59:01,750 to purge those temptations - 1453 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,375 those desires that 1454 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,375 are the devil's work. 1455 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:10,417 And only with God's love, 1456 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:10,417 God's glorious love... 1457 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,417 How many of us want to 1458 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,417 push those terrible urges 1459 00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:24,542 from those base human impulses? 1460 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:28,333 Those craven desires of flesh 1461 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,542 that push us to do things 1462 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,542 we know are wrong? 1463 00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,750 I don't know. 1464 00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,750 I can't decide. 1465 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,625 I love this one. 1466 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:46,417 It's got this essence 1467 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:46,417 of like, comrades, you know? 1468 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,375 But this one - 1469 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,375 oh, it's just so damn good. 1470 00:59:52,834 --> 00:59:54,542 What do you think? 1471 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,750 Hmmm? 1472 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:02,250 Make love to me, Peyton. 1473 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,500 I thought you wanted to wait... 1474 01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:10,291 To see if you... 1475 01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:21,625 Peyton, make love to me. 1476 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,667 I want to, Elena, trust me. 1477 01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:37,125 But...once we go there, 1478 01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:37,125 there's no going back. 1479 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:03,083 I don't want to go back. 1480 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,750 Are you OK? 1481 01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,125 Yes. 1482 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,750 Are you? 1483 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:20,959 Elena... 1484 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,291 stay with me... 1485 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,750 (voices on monitor) 1486 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,750 Oh, I know how I knew. 1487 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:08,250 Um, when you kiss, it's like you 1488 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:08,250 live inside that kiss forever... 1489 01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,458 Hey, sweetie, 1490 01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,458 just give me a second. 1491 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,125 ...but yet it feels brand new. 1492 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,792 It is a good thing she is 1493 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,792 not a controlled substance. 1494 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,417 - Yeah! 1495 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,417 - That's all I'm sayin'. 1496 01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:25,333 She's far more dangerous. 1497 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,125 OK, I'll bite. 1498 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,125 So... 1499 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:32,125 What's with the shimmering 1500 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:32,125 new and improved you, huh? 1501 01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:33,583 Oh, Tyler... 1502 01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:39,166 What you are doing is 1503 01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:39,166 the very definition of insanity. 1504 01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,166 I'm in love. 1505 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,166 For the first time, 1506 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,166 for the only time in my life. 1507 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,125 Gorgeous straight housewife. 1508 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,875 Never had sex 1509 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,875 with a woman before. 1510 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,542 Thinks she's died 1511 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,542 and gone to heaven. 1512 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:51,917 Now what? 1513 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:56,750 What happened to you telling me 1514 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,875 to do things that 1515 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,875 make me feel good? 1516 01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,959 OK, I am trying to put 1517 01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,959 my cynicism on one side. 1518 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:04,583 Good. 1519 01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:08,041 'Cause I'd just like to 1520 01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:08,041 stay in my happy place 1521 01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,542 for a second more, 1522 01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,542 if you don't mind. 1523 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,667 Oh, happy place. 1524 01:06:11,709 --> 01:06:12,500 Oh my God! 1525 01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:13,875 Alright, OK. 1526 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,125 Now that you have completely 1527 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,125 taken my breath away, 1528 01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:19,375 we're gonna sit down, and you're 1529 01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:19,375 gonna tell me everything. 1530 01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:21,625 Yeah, you two walk 1531 01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:21,625 off into the sunset, 1532 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:24,125 no dead bodies strewn behind... 1533 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:29,250 Alright, I mean, every 1534 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:29,250 teeny, tiny, minuscule, minute, 1535 01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:32,750 infinitesimal, 1536 01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:32,750 mother fucking detail! 1537 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:35,375 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1538 01:06:36,041 --> 01:06:38,041 Are you done now? 1539 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,041 - Probably. 1540 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,041 - That's great. 1541 01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,083 Now I have this big 1542 01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,083 fat foreclosure sign 1543 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,875 on my happy place. 1544 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:46,917 I'm so happy! 1545 01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:48,667 I can see it! 1546 01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,542 Oh! 1547 01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,083 It's OK. 1548 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,417 Perhaps some 1549 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,417 of you are thinking, 1550 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,166 epic love can't happen to me. 1551 01:06:56,208 --> 01:07:00,208 But when true love enters 1552 01:06:56,208 --> 01:07:00,208 your life, epic happens. 1553 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:05,125 We worked in the same 1554 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:05,125 company all of our lives. 1555 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,083 And for 27 years, 1556 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,083 we passed each other by 1557 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,458 and never said 1558 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,458 one word to each other. 1559 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,166 Sometimes he would 1560 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,166 nod and smile. 1561 01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,667 But always very pleasant. 1562 01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:20,542 Then I had a heart attack. 1563 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,125 I thought I don't have much more 1564 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,125 time to let things pass me by. 1565 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,834 I'm not going to waste 1566 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,834 one more minute. 1567 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,917 So when he came back to work, 1568 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,917 he came right up to me and said, 1569 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,083 I'm not going to waste 1570 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,083 one more minute of my life. 1571 01:07:34,125 --> 01:07:35,542 I'm not Fred Astaire, 1572 01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:38,041 but I'd like to 1573 01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:38,041 take you dancing. 1574 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:45,291 And after three weeks of that 1575 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:45,291 wonderful dancing date, 1576 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,125 we were married. 1577 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,250 And we haven't spent 1578 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,250 a moment apart since. 1579 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,709 Mmm, hmm. 1580 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,291 The heart knows 1581 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,291 what the heart knows. 1582 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,083 - Right? 1583 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,083 - Right. 1584 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,333 You are desperate 1585 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,333 to be with them, 1586 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,083 and you will move heaven 1587 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,083 and earth to do so. 1588 01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,875 I'm too old 1589 01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,875 for youth camp, Dad. 1590 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,458 I'll drop you off 1591 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,458 with the seniors, 1592 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,875 and maybe Tori and I 1593 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,875 can just whoop it up. 1594 01:08:10,917 --> 01:08:12,542 Come on. 1595 01:08:10,917 --> 01:08:12,542 You always have fun. 1596 01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,333 - Oh, alright. 1597 01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,333 - I love you. 1598 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,834 Look. 1599 01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,709 I know. 1600 01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,709 You made it great! 1601 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,125 It looks wonderful! 1602 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,333 - Bye. 1603 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,333 - Bye, honey. 1604 01:08:21,709 --> 01:08:23,000 I'll be back tomorrow. 1605 01:08:21,709 --> 01:08:23,000 I'll give you a call later. 1606 01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:26,041 OK... Bye. 1607 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:30,834 Bye! 1608 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,208 Everything's so 1609 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,208 different with you. 1610 01:09:19,709 --> 01:09:21,333 Elena, what are you doing? 1611 01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:23,000 What I want. 1612 01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:46,750 Elena... 1613 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,709 Shhh... 1614 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,875 Peyton, I love you. 1615 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,458 Good morning! 1616 01:12:00,709 --> 01:12:02,875 - There you go. 1617 01:12:00,709 --> 01:12:02,875 - Thank you. 1618 01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:16,083 We better not start. 1619 01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:18,875 Eat. 1620 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,542 - Thank you. 1621 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,542 - You're welcome. 1622 01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:30,875 Do you make 1623 01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:30,875 breakfast for him like this? 1624 01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:34,667 He doesn't eat breakfast. 1625 01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:37,125 Anything else 1626 01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:37,125 you'd like to know? 1627 01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,458 Actually, yes. 1628 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:43,667 Look... 1629 01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,917 It is what it is. 1630 01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:50,542 Which is...what? 1631 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,500 - Which is what? 1632 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,500 - Peyton, don't. 1633 01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:57,542 Tell me. 1634 01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,959 I want to know. 1635 01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,166 Oh, come on, like... 1636 01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,166 how does it happen? 1637 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,583 How does he come on to you? 1638 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,583 - Oh, my God. 1639 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,583 - When? 1640 01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,417 Like every other day? 1641 01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,417 Every day? 1642 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:14,000 What about your date 1643 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:14,000 nights on Saturday? 1644 01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,625 Is it like every Saturday 1645 01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,625 or every other month-- 1646 01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:19,917 You really ask 1647 01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:19,917 a lot of questions. 1648 01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:22,500 What? 1649 01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:22,500 I'm... I'm a woman. 1650 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,458 Tell me. 1651 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,834 Look, I don't know 1652 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,834 what you're hunting for, 1653 01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:31,959 but the sad fact is 1654 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,875 that we just don't 1655 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,875 connect that way. 1656 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,750 I thought it would be easier 1657 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,750 to hear it means nothing, 1658 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:44,458 but it does not. 1659 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,458 Peyton, I have to 1660 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,458 tell you something. 1661 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:59,208 We are taking 1662 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:59,208 a vacation to Hawaii... 1663 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:01,542 It's our annual vacation... 1664 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:02,792 Oh! 1665 01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,959 ...and I really wanted 1666 01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,959 to tell you sooner, 1667 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,417 but I didn't want to 1668 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,417 ruin our time together. 1669 01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:09,917 What? 1670 01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:14,291 The little fact that 1671 01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:14,291 you were going on some 1672 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,625 romantic vacation with 1673 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,625 your husband in Hawaii? 1674 01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:18,709 I know, I know, I know. 1675 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,000 Come on! 1676 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,625 He hasn't touched me 1677 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,625 since we've been together. 1678 01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:27,667 You know that, right? 1679 01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:29,375 Oh, my God. 1680 01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:29,375 Oh, my God. 1681 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:32,083 What was I thinking? 1682 01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:36,208 Who could think? 1683 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,458 You know what? 1684 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,000 You, you're gonna have 1685 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,000 to do it eventually. 1686 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:43,834 You'll end up 1687 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:43,834 doing it, right? 1688 01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:46,291 It means nothing. 1689 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:53,625 No... 1690 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:55,750 You'll make us 1691 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:55,750 mean nothing. 1692 01:14:57,792 --> 01:15:01,250 [cell phone rings] 1693 01:15:01,291 --> 01:15:02,458 Great. 1694 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:12,583 Hi. 1695 01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,667 I'll be there. 1696 01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:16,542 How long will it be 1697 01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:16,542 before you're home? 1698 01:15:17,291 --> 01:15:18,875 Yes, I'll be there. 1699 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,208 - I have to go. 1700 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,208 - Go. 1701 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:35,667 See ya. 1702 01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:40,542 Aren't you even going 1703 01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:40,542 to kiss me goodbye? 1704 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:01,750 I will call you. 1705 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,625 (Peyton) 1706 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,625 I miss you. 1707 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:31,583 Honestly, I missed you before 1708 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:31,583 our last kiss was finished. 1709 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,417 I just want you to know 1710 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,417 that I am with you. 1711 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:41,000 Elena, your beauty 1712 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:41,000 radiates from your soul. 1713 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:48,291 I finally understand 1714 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:48,291 the cliched term - 1715 01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:50,208 take one's breath away. 1716 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,667 You take my breath away. 1717 01:16:55,417 --> 01:17:00,375 When you kiss me... 1718 01:16:55,417 --> 01:17:00,375 Oh, God... 1719 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,291 When you kiss me, Elena... 1720 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,583 I remember the night 1721 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,583 you showed up 1722 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,625 and made love to me 1723 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,625 with no words. 1724 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:17,500 Elena, I have never 1725 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:17,500 let anyone have me, 1726 01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:21,083 let anyone 1727 01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:21,083 take me, 1728 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:24,417 ravage me, 1729 01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:26,458 as I have let you. 1730 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,959 You have given me 1731 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,959 such a gift - 1732 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,041 the other side of myself. 1733 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:52,875 You've made me whole. 1734 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,583 Wow... 1735 01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,417 Can anyone say, 1736 01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,417 Outed in Maui? 1737 01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:13,750 Yeah. 1738 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:19,125 I was looking for an 1739 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:19,125 aspirin in my mom's suitcase... 1740 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,083 This is what I found. 1741 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000 I know you're upset. 1742 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:31,625 When you 1743 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:31,625 came after me... 1744 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,333 Everyone thought 1745 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,333 I was a goober. 1746 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:43,917 But you didn't care. 1747 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,959 I think, um... 1748 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,959 your mom's 1749 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,959 just following her heart. 1750 01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,375 Hey. 1751 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,125 I never would have 1752 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,125 expected that to happen. 1753 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:05,917 I'm so sorry! 1754 01:19:06,834 --> 01:19:08,417 Yeah, well... 1755 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,542 A lot of unexpected scenarios 1756 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,542 could have happened 1757 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,291 since your wedding 1758 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,291 anniversary's this weekend-- 1759 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,083 Peyton, I'm... 1760 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,792 What? What? 1761 01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:18,583 Never mind. 1762 01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:18,583 I really have to go. 1763 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,583 - Um... 1764 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,583 - Alright. 1765 01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:23,667 - I'll call you tomorrow. 1766 01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:23,667 - Sure. 1767 01:19:27,959 --> 01:19:31,291 ♪ 1768 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,625 I'm so sorry. 1769 01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:45,834 I know this is the third 1770 01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:45,834 time I've had to cancel... 1771 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,417 I want to see you. 1772 01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:53,792 I need to see you. 1773 01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:01,667 - Hey. 1774 01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:01,667 - Hi. 1775 01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,750 What's with you now? 1776 01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:14,125 Nothing. I'm just tired. 1777 01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:16,417 You're just tired? 1778 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,125 You had a long day? 1779 01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:22,041 - Yeah. 1780 01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:22,041 - Yeah. 1781 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,625 Well, you know what? 1782 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,625 Maybe I'm tired... 1783 01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:26,250 Maybe I've had a long day. 1784 01:20:26,291 --> 01:20:27,542 What? 1785 01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:33,458 Look... 1786 01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:33,458 I don't want to fight. 1787 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:36,417 The last time I checked... 1788 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,834 there's two of us 1789 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,834 in this marriage! 1790 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,000 Is it too much time to ask 1791 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,000 to spend a little time 1792 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:43,000 on our anniversary? 1793 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,792 One of us is 1794 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,792 still here doing things. 1795 01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:49,083 And the other one is just... 1796 01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:49,083 letting everything slide. 1797 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,083 The laundry's sliding, 1798 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,083 Nash is sliding. 1799 01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:54,917 This is sliding! 1800 01:20:57,667 --> 01:20:59,875 I need to go to bed. 1801 01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:00,875 Shit! 1802 01:21:10,792 --> 01:21:15,041 ♪ 1803 01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:24,041 [cell phone beeps] 1804 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,875 [conversation in car] 1805 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,583 Hey. 1806 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,583 Oh, I missed you! 1807 01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:25,125 What is it? 1808 01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:29,000 I just... 1809 01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:29,000 want to look at you. 1810 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:36,917 I only have an hour. 1811 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,959 He didn't touch me. 1812 01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:47,792 He didn't. 1813 01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:10,458 [laughter] 1814 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,208 What the hell 1815 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,208 are you doing home? 1816 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,917 You know better 1817 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,917 than to cut school. 1818 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:27,083 Oh... 1819 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,125 Is this the pot 1820 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,125 calling the kettle black? 1821 01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,041 Father God knows all? 1822 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,500 Except for apparently 1823 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,500 what's going on around here. 1824 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:36,083 What's that supposed to mean? 1825 01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:00,417 [gasps] 1826 01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:00,417 Oh, my God! 1827 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,875 Your son is quickly on the 1828 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,875 verge of becoming unmanageable. 1829 01:24:03,917 --> 01:24:05,667 I'm always here for Nash! 1830 01:24:05,709 --> 01:24:07,208 No! You're not! 1831 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,959 Nash is going through 1832 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,959 something right now, 1833 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,792 and I need you to get your 1834 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,792 head back in the game. 1835 01:24:13,667 --> 01:24:15,250 I'm going to bed. 1836 01:24:35,959 --> 01:24:37,792 I love the way 1837 01:24:35,959 --> 01:24:37,792 you make me feel. 1838 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,667 And since your mom is 1839 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,667 missing half the goddamn time. 1840 01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:44,333 Can you spell clueless? 1841 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,834 Hey! 1842 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,834 You don't talk to me that way. 1843 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,250 No matter what else happens, 1844 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,250 I'm still your father. 1845 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,083 Your mom is just 1846 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,083 following her heart. 1847 01:24:57,041 --> 01:25:00,291 Every time I think 1848 01:24:57,041 --> 01:25:00,291 it's impossible 1849 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,250 to love you more, I do. 1850 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,125 Ever deeper. 1851 01:25:26,834 --> 01:25:27,917 Hello? 1852 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,750 Where is she? 1853 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,375 I've been calling non-stop 1854 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,375 for the past two hours. 1855 01:25:32,417 --> 01:25:33,834 Tori? 1856 01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,583 Look. 1857 01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,583 I'm on your side, OK? 1858 01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,291 So you can drop the pretense. 1859 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:39,542 Nash is in trouble. 1860 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,667 Tori? 1861 01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:43,875 He lifted some really nasty 1862 01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:43,875 Boonesberry, got snookered 1863 01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,959 and then returned to 1864 01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,959 the scene of the crime 1865 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,583 for some Doritos, 1866 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,583 of all things. 1867 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,750 - Is he safe? 1868 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,750 - Typical acting out with teens. 1869 01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:51,542 Their frontal lobe doesn't 1870 01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:51,542 take into consideration-- 1871 01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:54,041 - Tori! Is he safe? 1872 01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:54,041 - Not to worry! 1873 01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:57,667 Once they found out Papa Bear 1874 01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:57,667 was a pastor, they let him out. 1875 01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:02,083 Now they're both at home, 1876 01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:02,083 wondering where you are. 1877 01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:06,125 I gotta go. 1878 01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:12,291 Nash? 1879 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:17,834 Nash? 1880 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:20,250 What were you thinking? 1881 01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,083 What the hell 1882 01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,083 were you thinking? 1883 01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:23,750 Excuse me? 1884 01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:26,166 What are we talking about here? 1885 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,041 You and your 1886 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,041 dirty little secret! 1887 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,375 Yeah! 1888 01:26:35,417 --> 01:26:37,417 I read her letters! 1889 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,750 I even liked her! 1890 01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:47,834 Nash! 1891 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,208 What were you doing 1892 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,208 going through my things?! 1893 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,583 Don't you dare 1894 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,583 turn this around on me. 1895 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,667 Nash, listen to me. 1896 01:26:56,667 --> 01:26:59,000 I wasn't looking for this. 1897 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,834 God knows I don't 1898 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,834 really understand it. 1899 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,291 And I certainly didn't 1900 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,291 realize what was happening 1901 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:06,417 until it was too late. 1902 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:07,667 You are going to tell Dad. 1903 01:27:07,709 --> 01:27:10,542 I certainly planned on 1904 01:27:07,709 --> 01:27:10,542 telling him before you! 1905 01:27:12,709 --> 01:27:14,166 So then what? 1906 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,333 Are you guys going 1907 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,333 to get a divorce? 1908 01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:19,583 I'm not sure, Nash... 1909 01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:23,291 I don't really 1910 01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:23,291 know what I'm doing. 1911 01:27:24,667 --> 01:27:26,250 Then stop! 1912 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,792 Now, I think he's 1913 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,792 an asshole half the time, 1914 01:27:29,834 --> 01:27:31,959 but this will kill him, Mom. 1915 01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,542 It will blow his 1916 01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,542 whole ridiculous act. 1917 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,583 I mean, how's he supposed 1918 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,583 to guide his fawning flock 1919 01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:42,250 when his wife is sleeping 1920 01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:42,250 with the enemy? 1921 01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:48,583 Nash, I need you to 1922 01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:48,583 understand something. 1923 01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:50,458 I have never been dishonest 1924 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,417 or cheated on your 1925 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,417 father before this. 1926 01:27:54,667 --> 01:27:57,583 But I've never been 1927 01:27:54,667 --> 01:27:57,583 in love with him either. 1928 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,375 Then why, Mom? 1929 01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:03,041 Why stay with him 1930 01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:03,041 this whole time? 1931 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:04,542 Why do you think, honey? 1932 01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:22,417 It's OK, baby. 1933 01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:31,000 Where were you? 1934 01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:32,583 As if I have to ask. 1935 01:28:38,458 --> 01:28:40,709 I already told you... 1936 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,458 I was at the park. 1937 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,875 Even with challenges 1938 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,875 seemingly insurmountable, 1939 01:29:04,917 --> 01:29:07,417 true love will find a way. 1940 01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:14,208 So we met in group. 1941 01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:14,208 Big surprise. 1942 01:29:14,250 --> 01:29:17,041 And, uh, it was weird 1943 01:29:14,250 --> 01:29:17,041 because my Robert, 1944 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,208 who rarely comes out, 1945 01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:21,709 just fell so head-over 1946 01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:21,709 for her Jane. 1947 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:25,000 Thing is, her Jane is in control 1948 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:25,000 of all her personalities. 1949 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:27,375 Yeah, but it's 1950 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:27,375 still hell for me. 1951 01:29:27,417 --> 01:29:29,458 Because when I want Robert, 1952 01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,500 I have to do battle 1953 01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,500 with all his alters. 1954 01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:34,917 And to be quite frank, 1955 01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:39,458 he's got some rather 1956 01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:39,458 unappealing personas. 1957 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,959 But when Robert does 1958 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,959 come through... 1959 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,458 Oh, my God. 1960 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:50,750 My Jane is just so deeply 1961 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:50,750 and completely in love with him. 1962 01:29:53,959 --> 01:29:55,542 I love you. 1963 01:29:57,875 --> 01:29:59,375 Robert? 1964 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,083 Jane. 1965 01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:10,458 I missed you so much. 1966 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,542 Hi. 1967 01:30:14,917 --> 01:30:16,000 Hi. 1968 01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:29,667 Come here. 1969 01:30:31,709 --> 01:30:35,125 It may be cliche, 1970 01:30:31,709 --> 01:30:35,125 but it's true. 1971 01:30:35,166 --> 01:30:37,750 Love really can conquer just 1972 01:30:35,166 --> 01:30:37,750 about anything out there. 1973 01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:41,041 - Do you really think so? 1974 01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:41,041 - I really think so. 1975 01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,583 Look, I know things are 1976 01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,583 crazy over there right now, 1977 01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:48,458 but I just wanted to 1978 01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:48,458 make sure Nash is OK. 1979 01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:49,667 Call me. 1980 01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:54,125 I feel like it's about 1981 01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:54,125 to devastate everything I know. 1982 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,583 What am I doing? 1983 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,166 Look at all the 1984 01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,166 people I'm hurting! 1985 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:08,834 You can't rewrite the past, 1986 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:08,834 but you can reframe the present. 1987 01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:13,166 What a gift 1988 01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:13,166 you have been given! 1989 01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:18,500 I have never seen you 1990 01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:18,500 so alive and joyous 1991 01:31:18,542 --> 01:31:21,667 and in touch 1992 01:31:18,542 --> 01:31:21,667 and full of passion! 1993 01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:24,250 Peyton makes you breathe! 1994 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,542 - You alright? 1995 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,542 - Yeah. 1996 01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:48,709 Are you sitting down? 1997 01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:56,208 I'm telling you, I just saw 1998 01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:56,208 her kissing another woman 1999 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:58,750 in the plain light of day. 2000 01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:00,542 I knew something 2001 01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:00,542 was up with her. 2002 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500 Not wanting to protest, 2003 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500 missing services. 2004 01:32:03,542 --> 01:32:05,542 But this! 2005 01:32:06,917 --> 01:32:09,542 I know this week 2006 01:32:06,917 --> 01:32:09,542 has been really rough. 2007 01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:14,291 She must be one of those... 2008 01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:14,291 I can't even say it. 2009 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,709 I, I, I, don't... 2010 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:17,959 the word just doesn't 2011 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:17,959 come out of my mouth... 2012 01:32:18,959 --> 01:32:20,041 Lesbian. 2013 01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,583 Oh my gosh. 2014 01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,583 She's going to hell. 2015 01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:27,792 Maybe we should pull 2016 01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:27,792 back a little, you know? 2017 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,709 Just until things settle down. 2018 01:32:33,792 --> 01:32:35,667 You don't have 2019 01:32:33,792 --> 01:32:35,667 to feel so guilty. 2020 01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,750 And I can get my 2021 01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,750 head screwed back on. 2022 01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,458 Where is all this coming from? 2023 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,083 You don't get it. 2024 01:32:43,834 --> 01:32:47,583 I am...too far in. 2025 01:32:57,917 --> 01:33:01,709 I understand 2026 01:32:57,917 --> 01:33:01,709 that you're scared, 2027 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:08,250 and all the reasons 2028 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:08,250 that you don't trust. 2029 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:12,750 Don't you know by now, 2030 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:12,750 Peyton, this is what I want? 2031 01:33:13,750 --> 01:33:16,000 I have never lied to you. 2032 01:33:16,041 --> 01:33:17,625 And I never will. 2033 01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,041 I guess at this point, 2034 01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,041 I really don't know that, Elena. 2035 01:33:22,625 --> 01:33:24,125 You don't believe me? 2036 01:33:26,834 --> 01:33:28,917 I knew when 2037 01:33:26,834 --> 01:33:28,917 I was getting into it... 2038 01:33:31,709 --> 01:33:34,208 It is what it is. 2039 01:33:31,709 --> 01:33:34,208 I just... 2040 01:33:36,834 --> 01:33:38,458 I just don't think I can do it. 2041 01:33:39,709 --> 01:33:42,000 Peyton... 2042 01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:44,458 This just can't 2043 01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:44,458 happen overnight. 2044 01:33:44,834 --> 01:33:48,041 I have been married 2045 01:33:44,834 --> 01:33:48,041 for fifteen years. 2046 01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:52,834 My family won't - 2047 01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:52,834 they can't - understand this. 2048 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,792 Just give me some time. 2049 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,792 I... 2050 01:33:55,834 --> 01:33:57,458 What? 2051 01:33:57,500 --> 01:34:00,709 I can... I can work it out! 2052 01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:06,792 I just need to know that you're 2053 01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:06,792 going to be there with me. 2054 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:11,667 I believe they call that having 2055 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:11,667 your cake and eating it, too. 2056 01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:19,834 I don't think that 2057 01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:19,834 I can do this halfway. 2058 01:34:20,834 --> 01:34:23,125 You are doing it halfway. 2059 01:34:25,959 --> 01:34:28,792 I saw them with my own eyes, 2060 01:34:25,959 --> 01:34:28,792 and it should come from me. 2061 01:34:28,834 --> 01:34:33,792 He trusts me, 2062 01:34:28,834 --> 01:34:33,792 and I'm the one to do it. 2063 01:34:35,917 --> 01:34:38,083 Don't you see a future with us? 2064 01:34:40,917 --> 01:34:41,917 Sorry. 2065 01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:45,875 Maybe limited, 2066 01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:45,875 but no, I... 2067 01:34:52,959 --> 01:34:54,458 I'm sorry. 2068 01:34:56,917 --> 01:35:00,041 ♪ 2069 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:03,834 ♪ Pieces, falling ♪ 2070 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,834 ♪ Through the sky, 2071 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,834 I'm wanting ♪ 2072 01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,667 ♪ To feel you 2073 01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,667 beneath me ♪ 2074 01:35:10,709 --> 01:35:13,959 ♪ But not like this, 2075 01:35:10,709 --> 01:35:13,959 believe me ♪ 2076 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,917 ♪ No, I can't wake up ♪ 2077 01:35:15,959 --> 01:35:17,917 ♪ No, I can't crash down ♪ 2078 01:35:17,959 --> 01:35:19,625 ♪ To half that's lost ♪ 2079 01:35:19,667 --> 01:35:21,291 ♪ And half that's found ♪ 2080 01:35:21,333 --> 01:35:23,875 ♪ I can't believe that you ♪ 2081 01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:27,000 ♪ Would leave me this way... ♪ 2082 01:35:27,041 --> 01:35:29,000 They were what? 2083 01:35:27,041 --> 01:35:29,000 No way! 2084 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:34,083 ♪ I am broken now 2085 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:34,083 into a thousand pieces ♪ 2086 01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,834 ♪ You have stolen one ♪ 2087 01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:41,875 ♪ It's a piece I needed ♪ 2088 01:35:41,917 --> 01:35:44,875 ♪ I can't open up ♪ 2089 01:35:44,917 --> 01:35:48,208 ♪ You can't close me shut ♪ 2090 01:35:48,250 --> 01:35:56,417 ♪ I am broken... ♪ 2091 01:35:56,458 --> 01:36:00,375 ♪ Pieces, floating ♪ 2092 01:36:00,417 --> 01:36:04,000 ♪ Up off the ground exploding ♪ 2093 01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:07,417 ♪ I feel you above me ♪ 2094 01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:09,125 ♪ But not like this ♪ 2095 01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:11,000 ♪ Don't rush me ♪ 2096 01:36:11,041 --> 01:36:12,750 ♪ 'Cause I cannot look ♪ 2097 01:36:12,792 --> 01:36:14,667 ♪ No, I cannot find ♪ 2098 01:36:14,709 --> 01:36:16,417 ♪ The half that's yours ♪ 2099 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:18,166 ♪ And half that's mine ♪ 2100 01:36:18,208 --> 01:36:20,750 ♪ I can't believe that you ♪ 2101 01:36:20,792 --> 01:36:24,000 ♪ Would leave me this way ♪ 2102 01:36:24,041 --> 01:36:27,041 ♪ I am broken up... ♪♪ 2103 01:36:28,458 --> 01:36:31,333 Don't do this to us. 2104 01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:33,959 [crying] 2105 01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:55,000 Mommy! Mommy! 2106 01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:56,583 Peyton, honey, what's wrong? 2107 01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,083 Peyton, honey, 2108 01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,083 what's the matter? 2109 01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:01,125 It's Molly... 2110 01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:01,125 She's moving. 2111 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:04,250 And I love her so much! 2112 01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:07,291 Get a hold of yourself. 2113 01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:07,291 Get a hold of yourself. 2114 01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:10,000 This is an important 2115 01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:10,000 lesson to learn in life. 2116 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:16,083 When you love, 2117 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:16,083 expect disappointment. 2118 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,291 It's just the way it is... 2119 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,291 It's just the way it is. 2120 01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,959 And finally, 2121 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,583 this connection has 2122 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,583 fundamentally changed you... 2123 01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:10,917 Significantly altered 2124 01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:10,917 you to - the - core. 2125 01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:23,083 You know what the 2126 01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:23,083 hell you're doing? 2127 01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,709 I didn't come to fight... 2128 01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,875 I knew you'd need this. 2129 01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:34,083 You know, Elena, 2130 01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:34,083 maybe Nash was right. 2131 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,709 You know, 2132 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,709 maybe I am clueless, 2133 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:38,125 but I know one thing 2134 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:38,125 if I know nothing else. 2135 01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:39,917 You are not a lesbian. 2136 01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:43,500 You're right. I'm not. 2137 01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:46,667 Then why the hell 2138 01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:46,667 are you doin' this? 2139 01:38:46,709 --> 01:38:48,917 To us? 2140 01:38:46,709 --> 01:38:48,917 To Nash? 2141 01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:52,125 I mean, it just doesn't 2142 01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:52,125 make any sense to me. 2143 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,041 And don't even get me 2144 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,041 started on how selfish this is. 2145 01:38:54,083 --> 01:38:55,375 Nash needs us. 2146 01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:57,125 You're right. 2147 01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:57,125 Nash needs us. 2148 01:38:57,166 --> 01:39:00,000 He needs us. 2149 01:38:57,166 --> 01:39:00,000 The real us... 2150 01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:02,166 The best of us! 2151 01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:04,208 My God, Barry, 2152 01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:04,208 I'm done lying... 2153 01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:05,041 What? 2154 01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:07,000 To him! To you! 2155 01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:07,000 To myself! 2156 01:39:07,041 --> 01:39:08,542 This... 2157 01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,250 It has nothing to 2158 01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,250 do with Peyton. 2159 01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:11,959 It has everything 2160 01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:11,959 to do with Peyton. 2161 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,000 This is my decision 2162 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,000 about my son and my life! 2163 01:39:14,041 --> 01:39:16,917 I should have been done 2164 01:39:14,041 --> 01:39:16,917 with this charade years ago! 2165 01:39:18,083 --> 01:39:19,250 Charade? 2166 01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:21,625 A Charade? 2167 01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:21,625 Are you serious? 2168 01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:23,959 You got on this 2169 01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:23,959 thing from the very start! 2170 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,375 And that was selfish. 2171 01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:29,375 Being here, and not really 2172 01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:29,375 being inside it with you. 2173 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,375 I'm done with this Barry. 2174 01:39:33,417 --> 01:39:36,750 And if it's selfish, so be it. 2175 01:39:36,792 --> 01:39:40,333 - It is selfish. 2176 01:39:36,792 --> 01:39:40,333 - Barry, I'm done with this. 2177 01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:42,709 - Elena, I-- 2178 01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:42,709 - I'm done. 2179 01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:10,417 I finished all the classes, 2180 01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:10,417 did all the paperwork. 2181 01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:13,792 She said that I can be looking 2182 01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:13,792 at placements within weeks. 2183 01:40:13,834 --> 01:40:15,792 Oh, God! 2184 01:40:15,834 --> 01:40:17,375 And that's because you're not, 2185 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:18,959 you're not letting 2186 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:18,959 anything get in your way. 2187 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,458 No, no. No worries. 2188 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,333 Keeping one focus, 2189 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,333 and one focus only. 2190 01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,125 Gosh, Wave, 2191 01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,125 I'm going to be a mom! 2192 01:40:27,166 --> 01:40:28,333 Yeah! 2193 01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,959 I'll be right around 2194 01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,959 for auntie duty 2195 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,250 just after that whaa! stage. 2196 01:40:33,291 --> 01:40:35,041 You'll be there. 2197 01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:36,959 Hey, I know it's taken a while, 2198 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,333 but you finally look like 2199 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,333 you're among the living. 2200 01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:41,208 And that would be the spray tan. 2201 01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:48,166 Hey. 2202 01:40:50,583 --> 01:40:52,917 Wow, that is so bizarre. 2203 01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:55,291 I was just reading this 2204 01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:55,291 morning about the correlation 2205 01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:58,375 of coincidence with the 2206 01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:58,375 concept of fatalism. 2207 01:40:58,417 --> 01:40:59,834 Oh, yeah? 2208 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,417 Which would, you know, 2209 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,417 throw a great deal of weight 2210 01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:05,375 to the premise that all of us 2211 01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:05,375 running into one another was... 2212 01:41:05,417 --> 01:41:07,250 probably inevitable. 2213 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,208 Elena. 2214 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:19,333 Hi. 2215 01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:36,166 Oh, Christ. 2216 01:41:36,208 --> 01:41:38,959 - Are you kidding me? 2217 01:41:36,208 --> 01:41:38,959 - I can explain. 2218 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,458 - Don't. 2219 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,458 - Peyton. 2220 01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:41,458 Just save it! 2221 01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:43,250 Don't talk to my mom like that. 2222 01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:47,375 - Peyton, please listen to me. 2223 01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:47,375 - No, no, no. 2224 01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:49,208 You've been fucking 2225 01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:49,208 him this whole time? 2226 01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,333 - No! 2227 01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,333 - You played me! 2228 01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:54,000 - I didn't. 2229 01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:54,000 - Yeah, you did. 2230 01:41:54,041 --> 01:41:56,166 You think you could 2231 01:41:54,041 --> 01:41:56,166 just come into my world? 2232 01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,208 I might be the fool, but you 2233 01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,208 are nothing but a selfish whore. 2234 01:41:59,792 --> 01:42:01,625 Elena! Elena! 2235 01:42:01,667 --> 01:42:02,709 Help! 2236 01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:04,208 Help! Somebody call 911! 2237 01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:07,500 How could I go to the hospital? 2238 01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:09,166 I don't belong there. 2239 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:11,166 You couldn't know. 2240 01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:13,959 Peyton, you took a chance. 2241 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,333 You know, you took 2242 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,333 a huge, beautiful risk. 2243 01:42:17,959 --> 01:42:19,625 [doorbell chimes] 2244 01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,291 She just doesn't quit! 2245 01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,291 Does she? 2246 01:42:30,667 --> 01:42:33,458 Sending you around here 2247 01:42:30,667 --> 01:42:33,458 to do her dirty work for her. 2248 01:42:35,750 --> 01:42:37,333 Peyton... 2249 01:42:38,458 --> 01:42:39,792 She needs you. 2250 01:42:40,959 --> 01:42:42,333 Nash... 2251 01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:46,000 Please... 2252 01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:46,000 Please. 2253 01:43:05,792 --> 01:43:07,000 Peyton! 2254 01:43:07,917 --> 01:43:09,959 You alright? 2255 01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,417 She's fine. 2256 01:43:11,458 --> 01:43:13,458 Baby's doing just dandy. 2257 01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:17,542 Look, I'm glad 2258 01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:17,542 everything's alright, 2259 01:43:17,583 --> 01:43:20,250 but I have no idea 2260 01:43:17,583 --> 01:43:20,250 why I'm here. 2261 01:43:20,291 --> 01:43:24,166 Peyton, please. 2262 01:43:20,291 --> 01:43:24,166 Just sit, and listen. 2263 01:43:42,709 --> 01:43:49,375 I know you're upset... 2264 01:43:42,709 --> 01:43:49,375 but please understand. 2265 01:43:51,583 --> 01:43:55,750 This entire last year was 2266 01:43:51,583 --> 01:43:55,750 never supposed to happen. 2267 01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:58,291 It was never even 2268 01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:58,291 imaginable to me. 2269 01:43:58,333 --> 01:44:01,166 I fell in love with you... 2270 01:44:01,208 --> 01:44:02,959 A woman. 2271 01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:05,625 Yes, I'm pregnant, 2272 01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:05,625 but it's not because 2273 01:44:05,667 --> 01:44:08,667 I've been sleeping with Barry. 2274 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,750 Barry hasn't touched me 2275 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,750 since we started. 2276 01:44:15,166 --> 01:44:17,750 It's Tyler... 2277 01:44:17,792 --> 01:44:19,917 Tyler's the father. 2278 01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,083 Trust me, we weren't 2279 01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,083 sleeping together either. 2280 01:44:23,125 --> 01:44:24,458 Lily would have-- 2281 01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:29,291 After all those years 2282 01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:29,291 of infertility hell... 2283 01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:32,250 Tyler offered and I accepted. 2284 01:44:34,417 --> 01:44:37,250 It's my greatest 2285 01:44:34,417 --> 01:44:37,250 contribution to mankind. 2286 01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:41,291 - You OK? 2287 01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:41,291 - Yeah. 2288 01:44:52,458 --> 01:44:54,250 Why didn't you tell me? 2289 01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:56,875 After all this time. 2290 01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:01,417 My God, 2291 01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:01,417 I was so hateful to you. 2292 01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,291 Peyton, I must have tried to 2293 01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,291 call you a thousand times, 2294 01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:08,333 but I... 2295 01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:08,333 I had things to take care of. 2296 01:45:08,375 --> 01:45:10,250 Nash... 2297 01:45:10,291 --> 01:45:12,375 Barry... 2298 01:45:13,542 --> 01:45:15,291 Starting my divorce. 2299 01:45:17,709 --> 01:45:20,709 And during that time, 2300 01:45:20,750 --> 01:45:24,500 Tyler's little guys 2301 01:45:20,750 --> 01:45:24,500 hit the jackpot, 2302 01:45:24,542 --> 01:45:26,208 and I got pregnant. 2303 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:36,917 I just need you to know... 2304 01:45:36,959 --> 01:45:40,208 that none... 2305 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:43,375 none of what 2306 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:43,375 we had was a lie. 2307 01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:50,333 It was the truest 2308 01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:50,333 thing I have ever known. 2309 01:45:58,458 --> 01:46:00,041 I'm so sorry. 2310 01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:05,500 I'm so sorry that I was 2311 01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:05,500 so hateful... 2312 01:46:05,542 --> 01:46:07,083 I'm so sorry. 2313 01:46:16,583 --> 01:46:18,041 Look at me. 2314 01:46:23,667 --> 01:46:25,625 - You're pregnant! 2315 01:46:23,667 --> 01:46:25,625 - Yeah. 2316 01:46:25,667 --> 01:46:27,750 That's awesome! 2317 01:46:25,667 --> 01:46:27,750 So awesome! 2318 01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:32,166 I miss you. 2319 01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:34,542 I miss you, too. 2320 01:46:36,625 --> 01:46:37,834 You're so beautiful. 2321 01:46:39,917 --> 01:46:41,792 Oh, I've missed you so much. 2322 01:46:42,792 --> 01:46:44,375 I've missed you so much. 2323 01:46:48,709 --> 01:46:54,709 ♪ Suddenly... ♪ 2324 01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:59,333 ♪ I want to know 2325 01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:59,333 your life story ♪ 2326 01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:02,291 ♪ Make a film of you ♪ 2327 01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:07,667 ♪ And I... ♪ 2328 01:47:07,709 --> 01:47:12,041 ♪ Want to read a book on you ♪ 2329 01:47:12,083 --> 01:47:16,458 ♪ Finally, Suddenly... ♪ 2330 01:47:18,750 --> 01:47:22,500 Yes. All is as it should be. 2331 01:47:22,542 --> 01:47:24,041 Soulemetry. 129324

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