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In love, one and one...
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are...
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one.
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Seldom do we get the opportunity
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to witness the art in love.
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But that is what we
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all really desire.
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Not just to be loved,
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but to be loved
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in that all-encompassing,
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Heathcliffe-on-the-moors,
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one-true-love,
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soulmate kind of way.
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And yet, rarely are we prepared
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for it when it happens by.
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Perhaps you've been trying to
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inject meaning into your life...
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endlessly seeking that spiritual
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connection in other ways.
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There's no way I'm going.
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That's no way
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to behave, young man.
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Nash, you did hear that
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they're protesting downtown?
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The nerve of those people.
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Nerve is right.
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It's all a lot of noise.
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Noise and nonsense...
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but we'll be there.
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All of us, Pastor Barry.
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Don't you worry.
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That's the kind of support
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we're looking for, right?
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Or maybe you're one of those
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rare and fortunate few
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who find true love
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very early in life.
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For others, life might be
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at its most grim.
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This way, Peyton...
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you can arrange your life
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exactly as you want it...
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And precisely as you like.
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You did an amazing
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job today, Lombard.
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Thank you.
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And as funerals go,
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not too shabby.
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Yeah.
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I think Mom even
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would have approved.
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You know, if we had
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a few more years,
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we could have
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made her a Democrat.
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Maybe not.
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It's really pretty, isn't it?
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I need to go for a swim.
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Well, do it.
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And if soulmates exist,
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how can we be sure that
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that person we meet
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or the person that we're
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sharing our life with
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is the one?
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Here are a few stories that may
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shed some light on the subject.
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I'll let you be the judge.
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Our families...
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they kept us
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apart for ten years.
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We lost track.
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Then, one day,
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I was in the airport,
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on my way
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to London for school.
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I saw the back
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of Rasheed's head,
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from across an entire airport.
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I knew it was him.
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I turned as if I had
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no control over my body.
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I turned, and I saw him.
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I saw him, this man -
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this beautiful man,
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who I love.
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This man that I love.
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That is what I'm talking about.
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That's what
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I'm talking about!
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The twin flame.
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The ultimate love connection.
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You know, I heard that someone
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might be ovulating this morning.
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Mmm, hmm.
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It wouldn't happen
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to be you, would it?
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It would.
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Then I'll be right back.
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OK.
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I love you.
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I know.
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There are no
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guarantees in life, Peyton.
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Be prepared for anything.
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So, what time will you meet us?
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Uh...not sure.
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Don't tell me you're not coming.
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Millie, I really
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have a lot to do.
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I'm very busy.
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Oh, it's very clear
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God's got your back.
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You're running
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everything here so smoothly.
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But you have to
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commit to your faith...
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and put it to real work.
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Well, you know I teach
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the kinder program
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on Saturday mornings,
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but I really just don't think
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that your interpretations--
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Please. Interpretations?
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That's the oldest
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trick in the book.
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But given that the
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Bible was written in--
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They are tearing us apart
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with all their marriage talk
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and liberal judges ruling
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willy nilly in their favor.
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We are not going to stand by
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and allow it, Mrs. Winters.
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Shame on you.
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Shame on you for
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undermining your husband's work.
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But more importantly -
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God's work.
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Elena...
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I'm sorry, but she just...
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she's been really tired.
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It's OK.
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I've already forgiven her.
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I knew you would.
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So excuse me.
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Oh, sure.
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♪ And how do we mend
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this whole world ♪
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♪ And mold it
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into something better ♪
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♪ Only love
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and only time ♪
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♪ Will ease my mind ♪
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♪ I'm looking
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for something better ♪
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Why do people drink tea?
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It's a very civilized way
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to pass the time.
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I drink tea, Peyton,
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because there's nothing that
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a good cup of tea can't fix.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Did you start your period?
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- Yeah.
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I know how much you want this.
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But maybe we're trying to hard.
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Or maybe we should ask God,
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pray to God
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to bring us another child.
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Millie.
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[voicemail beep]
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Hey, sweetie,
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it's Aunt Lenore.
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Um, the family's
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a bit concerned.
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No one's heard
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from you in days.
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We know you like your privacy,
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but the nursing home called,
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and you know,
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your mom would be pretty
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horrified if she knew
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you hadn't gone to pick up
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her belongings yet.
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♪ And how do we mend
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this whole world ♪
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♪ And mold it
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into something better ♪
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♪ Only love
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and only time... ♪
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(Tyler)
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Now then...
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For those of your debating
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the soulemetry qualities
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of that special someone,
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let us look at a few
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of the criteria
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that are absolutely necessary
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if this person is indeed
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your twin flame.
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First of all,
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this person may come
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in an unusual package.
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Not your typical type.
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I was a nun for years,
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and I was working at the
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food bank when she came in,
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looking like the
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bad side of awful.
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And so I got her
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into treatment
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and found her a welding job,
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you know, got her
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back on her feet.
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And somewhere
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during all of that,
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I fell deeply in love with her.
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But it was, it was against
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everything that I believed in.
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So I prayed and
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went into seclusion,
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but nothing, nothing
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that I did could, um,
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keep her from my mind.
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And, um, then one morning,
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I woke up in the hospital.
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God, I was scared.
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You were pale.
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Apparently, I had passed out
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from dehydration,
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and when I came to,
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there was Jackie...
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sitting there like an angel.
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I thought I'd never
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see her again.
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When I did...
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And I knew from that moment,
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even though my entire life
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had been devoted to the church
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and Catholic scripture,
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I knew that my God
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loved Jackie...
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And loved me loving her.
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You're gonna love this one.
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It's called
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"Soulemetry By The Stars."
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My beautiful wife Lily
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arranged the whole thing.
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See ya' there.
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Ah! As if on-cue.
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Hey, baby.
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I'm about to go snap up
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that internet company
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that's been cut off
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at its knees.
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Ah!
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If they only knew what
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a pussy cat you really are.
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I mean, seriously.
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Do I look like I belong with
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this jet-setting businesswoman?
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Or any woman for that matter?
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All my life,
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everybody thought I was gay.
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Was it my sensitivity?
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My extensive collection of
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Barbara Streisand memorabilia?
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Who can say.
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When it comes to Lily,
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it's the real deal.
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He's all yours.
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You are going to
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love this story!
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Or not.
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Let's get you a drink.
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You're not doing anything wrong.
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Stop that!
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Maybe it's a sign.
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Well, that's why we're adopting.
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Listen, my exquisite angel...
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I know you better than anybody.
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My God, between your
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archaic parents
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and Barry's crusades du jour,
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it's a testament
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to your strength...
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Or complete insanity.
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Tell me something.
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What's in this for you?
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Come on, give me your hands.
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Give me your hands.
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If I've told you once,
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I've told you a thousand times,
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he is not your twin flame.
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Alright?
297
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,333
This silly little congregation.
298
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Oh...
299
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,959
Interesting.
300
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What?
301
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:53,750
I'm getting that you
302
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should pursue the adoption.
303
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Someone is definitely
304
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coming into your life...
305
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,959
- In a big way.
306
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- Yes. A baby.
307
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166
- That's not what I'm seeing.
308
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166
- Please...
309
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I love that you do all of this.
310
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,750
You know I do.
311
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,375
I just, I'm not sure
312
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,375
that I believe what--
313
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Sweetheart, there is no
314
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,959
denying what I'm seeing here.
315
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,625
Your destiny is gonna happen
316
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,625
whether you like it or not.
317
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,000
- I know what I'm talking about.
318
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,000
- I know you do.
319
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:27,458
Secondly, they meet.
320
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:27,458
Randomly.
321
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,709
Possibly, the only place
322
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,709
their worlds could intersect.
323
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,250
Sorry, I just had
324
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,250
a quick question.
325
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,959
I can't help but notice that I'm
326
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,959
the only single person here,
327
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,959
and I, I just wanted
328
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,959
to know, um, I mean,
329
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,417
I have a job as a writer,
330
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,458
I just, I didn't know if
331
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,458
there was a longer process--
332
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,792
No, it's just as long, whether
333
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,792
you're single or married.
334
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,625
And all the paperwork's
335
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,625
right in here for you.
336
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,083
OK. Thank you.
337
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,417
Are you...
338
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,417
Are these yours?
339
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,709
Oh! Thank you!
340
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,834
I'm sorry. I'm so silly.
341
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,583
It happens to me all the time.
342
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208
I just forgot my bag!
343
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,000
I don't mean to pry,
344
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,000
but are you OK?
345
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,959
Oh, yes.
346
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,959
I'm just, I am...
347
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,083
It's all just
348
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,083
a little bit overwhelming.
349
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,917
Yeah. I know.
350
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,083
I, uh, heard you talking.
351
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,875
Um, why do you want
352
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,875
to do this alone?
353
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,959
Uh, well, it hadn't
354
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,959
really been the plan -
355
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,333
but you know what?
356
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,125
It's a long story.
357
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,917
Right.
358
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,917
You're the writer.
359
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,792
That's funny.
360
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,041
What about you?
361
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,041
What do you do?
362
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,166
I'm a photographer, actually.
363
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,667
Well, I used to be
364
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,667
a photographer.
365
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,250
I better be going.
366
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,709
OK. Do you have a card?
367
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,000
I'm always
368
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,000
looking for photographers.
369
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,458
I do.
370
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,291
Me too, somewhere.
371
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,291
It's, um, well,
372
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,291
it's kind of old.
373
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,000
It's great.
374
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,083
It works!
375
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,792
- Thank you.
376
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,792
- Sure.
377
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,041
You're welcome.
378
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,417
- Bye.
379
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,417
- Bye.
380
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,917
Hey, it's me!
381
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,917
Where are you?
382
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,125
In the kitchen.
383
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,083
Thank God you live
384
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,083
across the street.
385
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,750
I am so stuck in a loop here.
386
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,208
Whoa... Geez-o.
387
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,166
Help a sister out, will you?
388
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,917
Well, here we go!
389
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,625
For medicinal purposes -
390
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,625
isn't that what you need?
391
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,375
Is there a cricket in the house?
392
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,458
Yeah.
393
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,125
That's going to
394
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,125
drive me freaking mad.
395
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,291
Oh, great.
396
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,291
OK, shoo shoo the cricket.
397
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,000
Yeah, I just feel
398
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,000
so out of control.
399
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,375
I mean, you'd think
400
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,375
I'd be able to beat it.
401
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,583
I wrote the damn book on it.
402
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,083
Oh, come on.
403
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,125
That was before
404
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,125
your mom's death.
405
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,000
Not to mention psycho-chick
406
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,250
cheating on you
407
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,250
with my girlfriend!
408
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,291
It wasn't all her fault.
409
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:10,208
You know, I was completely
410
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:10,208
MIA once my mom got sick.
411
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,250
Yeah, you're way too forgiving.
412
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,625
Honestly, I don't know why
413
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,375
you wanted to procreate
414
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,375
with her anyway.
415
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,834
I mean, you have
416
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,834
seen "Rosemary's Baby."
417
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,875
You know, at least
418
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,875
with Margaret,
419
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,041
we were compatible.
420
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,458
[laughs]
421
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,125
Yeah.
422
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,625
Lombard!
423
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,291
I've know you
424
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,291
since high school,
425
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,166
and you were with her
426
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,166
because she was safe!
427
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,291
There was about as much passion
428
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,291
between you and Devil Woman
429
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,333
as a bloody rice cracker!
430
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,583
I mean, they're very nice.
431
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,166
But I don't want
432
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,166
one in my vagina,
433
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,959
and I'm absolutely sure
434
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,959
that you don't either!
435
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,500
Oh, my God.
436
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,458
And I know I'm different.
437
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,458
You know?
438
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,917
I go through 'em
439
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,917
like socks in a drawer,
440
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,959
but at least I get to feel.
441
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,458
I get highs,
442
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,458
lows, schmucky...
443
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,208
And all good and fucky!
444
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,125
So you are going to have to put
445
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,125
your wonderful heart out there
446
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,375
and get to feel all these
447
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,375
wonderful feelings, too.
448
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,875
But until that time,
449
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,875
you are under strict orders
450
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,291
to only do things that
451
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,291
make you feel good.
452
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,542
Not bad. Good.
453
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,792
OK.
454
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,834
Don't ever let them
455
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,834
see your pain, Peyton.
456
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,792
Don't let your
457
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,792
guard down, ever.
458
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,834
Look, Lombard.
459
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,709
This love guru is supposed
460
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,709
to be the absolute best.
461
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,458
OK, Wave.
462
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250
Anything to get
463
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250
out of this house.
464
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,333
Remember that chick
465
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,333
I was seeing on Friday?
466
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,291
Mmm, hmm.
467
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,291
She was dating Erin and my ex.
468
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,208
I don't even want to hear it.
469
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,834
You said your eyes
470
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,834
were wide open.
471
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,834
Yeah, well?
472
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,750
I'm legally blind
473
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,750
in my left eye,
474
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,375
so thank you very much
475
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,375
for your sensitivity.
476
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,291
You know what you're like?
477
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,750
You're like the
478
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,750
lesbian Jennifer Aniston.
479
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,208
Why in the hell do you think
480
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,208
we're going to this thing?
481
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,250
Where are you
482
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,250
going all dolled up?
483
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,083
You know I'm going
484
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,083
to Tyler's event.
485
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,291
Oh, yeah, that's right.
486
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,875
You know, I still don't get it.
487
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,542
He was on his way to
488
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,542
being one of the best
489
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,041
directors in film school,
490
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,792
and now he's messin' around
491
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,792
with his soul foods?
492
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,417
- Soulemetry.
493
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,417
- Soulemetry?
494
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,625
- Yeah.
495
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,625
- Mmm, hmm.
496
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,041
Yeah...
497
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,667
I don't get it.
498
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,291
He lives for this.
499
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,208
And I live for...this.
500
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,625
You know, maybe you could
501
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,625
wear this next date night.
502
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,333
- Yeah?
503
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,333
- Yeah.
504
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,250
Well, maybe if you get lucky,
505
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,250
I'll get home early.
506
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,375
- Yeah?
507
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,375
- Yeah.
508
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,166
See ya later.
509
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,333
The cookie...
510
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,709
Look, Lombard,
511
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,834
this love guru is supposed
512
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,834
to be the absolute best.
513
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,500
Tell me why I have to
514
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,500
go to this thing again.
515
00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:02,208
Because if I do find
516
00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:02,208
my soulmate, you must approve!
517
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:07,458
And I figured we'd find
518
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:07,458
you one while we're at it.
519
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,417
♪ Love! ♪
520
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:16,667
♪ One and one are One ♪
521
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:20,667
♪ The heart of love ♪
522
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,625
♪ Reveals the beauty
523
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,625
of our soul ♪
524
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:34,458
How many times do
525
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:34,458
our eyes simply not see?
526
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,917
Your soulmate could be standing
527
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,917
right next to you right now,
528
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,041
and you wouldn't even know it.
529
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,583
That's because you
530
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,583
have your true self,
531
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,417
and what I call
532
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,417
your celebrity self.
533
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,875
The one that's
534
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,875
obsessed with ego,
535
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,458
the one that wants the hunk
536
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,750
or the thick brown hair,
537
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,750
the bedroom eyes.
538
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,625
Ah, you know what I'm
539
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,625
talking about, don't you?
540
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,959
You know, you recognize,
541
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,959
you really recognize.
542
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,458
These pairings never work out.
543
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,375
And when they fail,
544
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,375
we wonder why, why, why,
545
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,750
with our broken
546
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,750
hearts and our bruised egos.
547
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,250
Now don't get me wrong.
548
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,834
I'm not saying physical
549
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,834
attraction isn't important.
550
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,250
Of course, it is.
551
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,542
Hello!
552
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,959
What I am saying
553
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,959
is don't confuse
554
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,083
the attraction to the physical
555
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,834
with the yearning of the soul.
556
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,625
Given its chance, the true self,
557
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,625
the higher self will always
558
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,542
break through to find
559
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,542
its soul partner.
560
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:34,417
And trust me, it could come from
561
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:34,417
the person you least expect it.
562
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,583
Chew on that...
563
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,583
and some hors d'oeuvres.
564
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,417
I'm going to start my
565
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,417
readings in a few minutes.
566
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,792
Welcome, welcome.
567
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,333
[applause]
568
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,625
That woman over there?
569
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,417
No, no, don't look.
570
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,625
She's trying to hit on me.
571
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,000
Seriously!
572
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,458
Oh, my God,
573
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,458
she is not coming over here.
574
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,500
Uh, excuse me...
575
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,500
Pardon me.
576
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,000
- Hey.
577
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,000
- Hey.
578
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,625
There you are.
579
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,625
Oh, my God.
580
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,000
Could she be any more stunning?
581
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,333
- You were great.
582
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,333
- Thank you.
583
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,458
I am Tyler Montegue,
584
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,458
and you are...
585
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,709
Peyton.
586
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,709
I actually met Peyton
587
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,709
at the adoption center.
588
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,041
Small world.
589
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,041
Small world. Six degrees.
590
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,041
What's that even mean?
591
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,291
This delusion with accidents.
592
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,458
I'm going to start my readings.
593
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,917
Well, since this was
594
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,917
obviously pre-ordained,
595
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:44,375
do you wanna get a drink?
596
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,291
- I would love to.
597
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,291
- OK.
598
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,709
I feel like I'm at the races,
599
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,709
always picking the wrong horse.
600
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,917
That's just it.
601
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,458
Has it ever occurred
602
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,458
to let love find you?
603
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,333
Peyton, you're so brave...
604
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,667
To want to have
605
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,667
a baby on your own.
606
00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:07,500
You never thought
607
00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:07,500
about getting married?
608
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,500
Oh, I was married.
609
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,500
I thought you said
610
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,500
you were single.
611
00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:13,959
I am - now.
612
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
- Oh, I'm sorry.
613
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
- That's OK.
614
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,375
How long were you married?
615
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:22,625
Six years.
616
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,625
You?
617
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,875
Fifteen.
618
00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,583
What happened?
619
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,166
I don't know.
620
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,875
I guess all the
621
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,875
predictable stuff.
622
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,458
My partner couldn't handle
623
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,458
all the time I spent
624
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,583
with my ailing mother.
625
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,625
Your partner?
626
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:43,792
Mm hmm.
627
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,917
Your partner..
628
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,208
You're, um...
629
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,500
(both)
630
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,500
Gay.
631
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:55,750
Well, I think that
632
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:55,750
that is just fine.
633
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,583
I voted no on Prop 8.
634
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,917
Or was it yes on Prop 8?
635
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,542
I don't know, it was all
636
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,542
very, very confusing,
637
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:06,792
but I know that
638
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:06,792
I voted the right way.
639
00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,959
I mean, I voted your way.
640
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,583
I just, I don't want you to
641
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,583
think that it's a problem for me
642
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,125
because it's really not.
643
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,500
I mean, why would it be?
644
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,792
Oh, God, I'm sounding
645
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,792
pretty ridiculous!
646
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:21,917
You're fine.
647
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,166
Well, apparently,
648
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,166
I am inspiration
649
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,792
for looking for love
650
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,792
in all the wrong places.
651
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,709
Well, it looks like
652
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,709
this was a bust for me,
653
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:34,208
- but, um, you two--
654
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:34,208
- Wave.
655
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,625
This is Elena Winters.
656
00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,083
Pleased to meet you.
657
00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,417
I really have to run.
658
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,834
My husband has
659
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,834
early services tomorrow.
660
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,500
Barry's a pastor.
661
00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:47,875
Oh!
662
00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:50,083
Hmm, that, uh...
663
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,625
Cool!
664
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:57,625
It was nice
665
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:57,625
running into you again.
666
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:01,709
Pleased to meet you, Wave.
667
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:01,709
I will see you, Peyton.
668
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,542
[snickers]
669
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,792
You fancy her...
670
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,792
And she fancies you.
671
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,542
Don't even talk to me.
672
00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:15,166
Did you know that a snail
673
00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:15,166
can sleep for three years?
674
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:16,667
Mmm, mmm.
675
00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:19,041
Can you even imagine
676
00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:19,041
waking up one day
677
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,667
to realize that you've literally
678
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,667
slept half of your life away?
679
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,291
Nash, I heard you
680
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,291
skipped Bible study.
681
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,709
Yup. Sure did.
682
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,500
I really don't care what
683
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,500
they're crusading against.
684
00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:36,583
And Dad doesn't either.
685
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,750
Your Dad--
686
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:39,959
Got the role of a lifetime, Mom.
687
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,583
Playing pastor was the only
688
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,583
gig he could actually book.
689
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,166
C'mon... You know it.
690
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,458
We all know it.
691
00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,291
What?
692
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,333
[phone rings]
693
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,333
Hello.
694
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,500
Yeah, she's right here.
695
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,709
- It's for you.
696
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,709
- Oh.
697
00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:03,917
Hello?
698
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,750
- Nash, take a jacket!
699
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,750
- No.
700
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,875
Would you make
701
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,875
him take a jacket?
702
00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:11,875
Elena?
703
00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:13,667
Oh, hi, Peyton!
704
00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:15,500
Do you remember the
705
00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:15,500
women's glory project
706
00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:17,250
I was talking about?
707
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:21,917
I was wondering if I could
708
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:21,917
see some samples of your work.
709
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,709
I could, um...
710
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,709
bring my portfolio over...
711
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,667
I could even do it tomorrow.
712
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,583
These are good.
713
00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:41,750
I'm impressed.
714
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,250
Aww...
715
00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:47,583
She's beautiful.
716
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291
Children are my
717
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291
favorite subjects.
718
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,500
I love the set-up.
719
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,041
They're so innocent, so raw.
720
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:53,458
They show
721
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:53,458
everything they're feeling.
722
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,417
I love this one.
723
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,500
That's me, actually.
724
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,500
It's great.
725
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,917
I had an idea.
726
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,792
I lit it, and I thought...
727
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,792
might as well.
728
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,250
It's really good.
729
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,709
I mean, they are all good.
730
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,917
Why didn't you keep this up?
731
00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:25,041
You know, family.
732
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,542
Life.
733
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,625
I think it's
734
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,625
a wonderful project, Peyton.
735
00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,417
I think you would be great,
736
00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,417
if you're interested.
737
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,542
Yes! I'm definitely interested.
738
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,625
OK.
739
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,166
So where did this
740
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,166
idea come from?
741
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,291
Well, my mom got really sick.
742
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,875
We ended up
743
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,875
connecting just more deeply,
744
00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:57,250
and I realized how much
745
00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:57,250
more interesting she was
746
00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:59,500
than I ever
747
00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:59,500
gave her credit for.
748
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:03,750
And women are so complex,
749
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:03,750
so multi-dimensional.
750
00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:05,375
I just want to dig in.
751
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,667
I want to show
752
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,667
all their colors...
753
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:16,875
Show everything that
754
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:16,875
makes a woman so delicious!
755
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:17,917
Oh.
756
00:28:18,834 --> 00:28:20,667
[cell phone beeping]
757
00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:25,291
I've got to run.
758
00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:27,000
Oh.
759
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,917
But we can meet Sunday -
760
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,917
if that's good for you,
761
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,875
to keep things moving forward.
762
00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:33,917
Sure.
763
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:35,250
That'd be great.
764
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,542
- Bye.
765
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,542
- Bye.
766
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,166
Mmmm.
767
00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:56,125
How could you, of all people,
768
00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:56,125
manage to run out of coffee?
769
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,834
Thank you so much.
770
00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,000
You can go.
771
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,917
What's with you,
772
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,917
ants in your pants?
773
00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,792
I have a business meeting.
774
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,959
- Here? On a Sunday?
775
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,959
- Yeah. I do.
776
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,041
Um...
777
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,417
Thank you so much
778
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,417
for bringing this.
779
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,417
Now give me a minute.
780
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875
- Oh! Hello!
781
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875
- Hi!
782
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,041
It's Wave, right?
783
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,917
Right! That would be me!
784
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,959
So you must be the,
785
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,959
uh, business meeting.
786
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,750
- Yes.
787
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,750
- Got it!
788
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,041
- Come on in.
789
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,041
- OK. Bye.
790
00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,875
When I say do stuff
791
00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,875
that feels good,
792
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,834
I don't mean do
793
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,834
straight, married stuff!
794
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:29,166
OK.
795
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,291
Don't start!
796
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,959
Is this you?
797
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,959
I mean, your story?
798
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,166
- Yeah.
799
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,166
- Oh, wow.
800
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,375
I think of an agoraphobic,
801
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,834
like in "Grey Gardens,"
802
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,834
you know,
803
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,417
all huddled up in a corner
804
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,417
with a bunch of cats!
805
00:29:56,458 --> 00:30:00,083
Yeah, well, all the new meds
806
00:29:56,458 --> 00:30:00,083
make us far more acceptable.
807
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,250
Really, I would
808
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,250
never have known.
809
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,166
Can I make a suggestion?
810
00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:08,667
You need a new author's photo.
811
00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,500
This one just
812
00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,500
doesn't do you justice!
813
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,959
It's not about what
814
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,959
I look like in my line of work.
815
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,458
It's more about my words.
816
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,917
Nonsense.
817
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,875
I'm going to do a new
818
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,875
author's photo for you...
819
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,458
My gift.
820
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,917
OK.
821
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,208
Man...
822
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,000
♪ Tell me, are you wonderin'? ♪
823
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:42,291
♪ Do you think
824
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:42,291
you've gone mad? ♪
825
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:46,375
♪ Are you speakin'
826
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:46,375
another language ♪
827
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:50,125
♪ That no one understands? ♪
828
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:53,667
♪ 'Cause you talk
829
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:53,667
to the ocean ♪
830
00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:58,000
♪ And you listen to the birds ♪
831
00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:01,709
♪ Everyone around you ♪
832
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:05,542
♪ Wonders what you heard ♪
833
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,959
♪ You're not broken ♪
834
00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:11,125
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
835
00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:11,125
- Hey! How are you?
836
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,000
- Hi!
837
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,000
- Hi!
838
00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:15,125
This is my son!
839
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,750
Nash! I've heard about you.
840
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,250
Nice to meet you.
841
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,625
- Hi.
842
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,625
- And you must be Tori.
843
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,417
And you must be the writer!
844
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,166
You know what my
845
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,166
dream job would be?
846
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,041
Research assistant.
847
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,375
I mean, I would do the
848
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,375
deepest, meanest,
849
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,041
most intimate statistical
850
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,041
research on any given topic,
851
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,250
and I would correlate
852
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,250
and extrapolate,
853
00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:36,875
and I would give meaning,
854
00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,917
meaning to each
855
00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,917
and every single part.
856
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,333
And it would just
857
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,333
be so amazing!
858
00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:41,709
She'd be really great at it.
859
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,625
Checkmate. I win.
860
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,125
That is why you never
861
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,125
take your eye off the ball.
862
00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,458
That's right!
863
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,542
Please, darling, don't
864
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,542
eviscerate the poor child.
865
00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,959
- Hey, Ty.
866
00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,959
- Mmm?
867
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,792
Tell Peyton the story.
868
00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,500
Alright, if you insist.
869
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,083
So...
870
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,083
This earnest young writer comes
871
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,083
to Hollywood to make his mark,
872
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,500
and all very
873
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,500
Youngblood Hawke, right?
874
00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:07,125
Very soon he realizes
875
00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:07,125
that, um, life is...
876
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,250
seldom the stuff
877
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,250
of romance novels.
878
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,041
He buys himself a Lexus...
879
00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542
Per chance, did you
880
00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542
drive a white Lexus?
881
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:17,417
No. Don't even say it.
882
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,041
The owner of the clunker turns
883
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,041
out to be the very assistant
884
00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:22,333
who gave him his start.
885
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,417
Can you believe it?
886
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:26,083
They would come
887
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:26,083
at the exact same time.
888
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,917
Soulemetry, soulemetry.
889
00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:29,000
Three months later....
890
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,625
- Married.
891
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,625
- They were married.
892
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,542
Do you love it?
893
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,542
Do you love it?!
894
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,583
A coincidence!
895
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,166
That's why God
896
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,166
performs a miracle
897
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:36,542
and decides to
898
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:36,542
remain anonymous.
899
00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,083
No.
900
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,583
It's when God gives you a choice
901
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,583
and you make the right one.
902
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,166
That's the miracle.
903
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:59,458
I thought she'd be great
904
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:59,458
to have a child with, you know?
905
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,166
Make a family...
906
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,041
You know, Barry and I
907
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,041
only have one thing in common,
908
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,166
and that's our son, so...
909
00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:12,333
I don't know.
910
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,000
Sometimes I just
911
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,000
think I got married
912
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,834
to rebel against my parents.
913
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:20,792
My father's Indian.
914
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:20,792
He's...very old school.
915
00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:23,250
You know, stern but quiet hand.
916
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,709
My mother's from Spain...
917
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:29,417
She's very Catholic.
918
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:32,250
Now that's a lethal combination.
919
00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:34,792
I know! It really is!
920
00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:36,250
It really is.
921
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,333
For years I just have
922
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,333
felt like a mummy.
923
00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:41,375
Just...
924
00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:52,250
Yeah, at first I was
925
00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:52,250
really happy with Barry.
926
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:56,959
After some time, I...
927
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,792
I just started to think,
928
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,792
what's wrong with me?
929
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:04,834
Why don't I feel what
930
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:04,834
everybody else feels?
931
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:11,250
I don't think I've ever
932
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:11,250
been in love with him.
933
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,125
But he's in love with you?
934
00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:16,291
I don't know.
935
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,625
I think sometimes,
936
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:21,250
marriage is just a series
937
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:21,250
of compromises that...
938
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,208
I don't know.
939
00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:28,166
Maybe some of us are not
940
00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:28,166
meant to have a soulmate...
941
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,750
Like Tyler thinks.
942
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:36,208
What about you?
943
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,625
- Me?
944
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,625
- Yeah.
945
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:42,208
Well...
946
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,291
I don't know about
947
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,291
soulmates, but...
948
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,583
I'm with Margaret...
949
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:51,917
After that...
950
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:56,291
Frankly, my dear,
951
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:56,291
I don't care if I never see
952
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,291
another lesbian
953
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,291
for as long as I live.
954
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,041
I'm not kidding.
955
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,083
Oh, goodness.
956
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,083
All I really want is a baby.
957
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:14,834
And honestly, that's probably
958
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,792
all I ever needed
959
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,792
in the first place.
960
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:24,417
This point is key.
961
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,792
Everything feels
962
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,792
completely brand new,
963
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,583
but absolutely familiar.
964
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:35,125
OK, you...
965
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,166
Sit.
966
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,375
OK.
967
00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:56,375
Can I ask you something?
968
00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,500
Uh, oh.
969
00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:01,375
It's a rather personal question.
970
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:03,542
Go ahead.
971
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,125
How did you know
972
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,125
you were gay?
973
00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,458
How'd you know
974
00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,458
you were straight?
975
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,834
I mean, did you know
976
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,834
from the beginning?
977
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,291
No.
978
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,750
Actually, I did the
979
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,750
whole straight thing
980
00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:27,417
up until my early 20s.
981
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:31,750
But then, I fell
982
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:31,750
head over heels
983
00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:35,625
for this, um,
984
00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:35,625
photographer, actually.
985
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:38,333
Mmmm.
986
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:47,458
Well, we can be very deep.
987
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,792
Hmmm.
988
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,375
What about you?
989
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,375
Well, I never knew
990
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,375
you were supposed
991
00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,417
to be anything but straight.
992
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,709
No school girl crushes?
993
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:08,250
No...Royal Academy
994
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:08,250
experimentation?
995
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,166
Nothing.
996
00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:16,417
I never even kissed a girl.
997
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,375
No.
998
00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,500
With my upbringing,
999
00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,250
that never really
1000
00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,250
occurred to me.
1001
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,375
I guess I'm just a square!
1002
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,208
Or maybe you're just straight.
1003
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,875
You mind if I move
1004
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,875
around a little bit?
1005
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,375
Pardon me?
1006
00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,583
Oh...
1007
00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,417
No, yeah, no.
1008
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,750
♪
1009
00:38:40,917 --> 00:38:42,500
Yeah, I think I got it.
1010
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,959
Got it.
1011
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,500
That was great.
1012
00:38:57,917 --> 00:39:01,166
[whistling]
1013
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:15,000
Uh, hey, Mama Bear.
1014
00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,542
Hmmm?
1015
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,041
Are you aware
1016
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,041
that the entire time
1017
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,750
I've crashed here
1018
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,750
at your house,
1019
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,417
I have never once
1020
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,417
heard you whistle -
1021
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:27,291
a nonverbal expression of
1022
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:27,291
happiness or pleasure?
1023
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,917
Oh, come on.
1024
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,917
I'm sure I've whistled before.
1025
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:35,542
Hey, Tori...
1026
00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:42,000
Do you know any...
1027
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,959
the gay girls
1028
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,959
at your school?
1029
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,583
You mean lesbians?
1030
00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:50,500
Excuse me,
1031
00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:50,500
but the last time I looked,
1032
00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:53,041
you were hanging out
1033
00:39:50,542 --> 00:39:53,041
with a lesbian named Peyton.
1034
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,583
Well, yeah,
1035
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,583
but Peyton's not really--
1036
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,000
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1037
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,709
She could pass for straight.
1038
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:03,208
Anyway, a normal person engages
1039
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:03,208
in the pursuit of kissing
1040
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,834
a mere 21,000
1041
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,834
plus or minus minutes
1042
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,583
in their sorry little lives.
1043
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:11,834
Which boils down
1044
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:11,834
roughly to mere months.
1045
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,667
So, who cares who kissing whom?
1046
00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:16,250
- Really?
1047
00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:16,250
- Really!
1048
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,875
I mean, over the lifespan
1049
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,875
of an average 80-year-old,
1050
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,834
they're only having
1051
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,834
sex six times a year.
1052
00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,709
I mean, we take more baths
1053
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,166
and eat more chocolate bars,
1054
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,166
for gosh sakes!
1055
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,458
And yet, this whole gay thing,
1056
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,458
literally,
1057
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,542
has everybody from
1058
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,542
the religious right
1059
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,709
all the way to Papa Bear's
1060
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,709
knickers in a twist.
1061
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,041
I know.
1062
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:40,542
And FYI... he's no fan
1063
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:40,542
of your new friend either.
1064
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,542
What?!
1065
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,125
Mom...
1066
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,291
Don't worry.
1067
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,166
Dad's just grumbling
1068
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,166
about how much time
1069
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,041
you and Peyton spend together.
1070
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,583
But I personally think
1071
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,583
it's kinda cool,
1072
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:55,166
'cause you're not all
1073
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:55,166
caught up in the church,
1074
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,417
and it makes me kind of proud.
1075
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,041
Just so you're
1076
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,041
completely informed, Nash,
1077
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,291
according to the specialist
1078
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,291
who was on
1079
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,709
Queen Oprah the other day,
1080
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,542
straight women everywhere
1081
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,667
are suddenly wanting
1082
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,667
to be with other women -
1083
00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:14,000
to experience their
1084
00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:14,000
newfound, um, sexual fluidity.
1085
00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,709
- You OK, Mom?
1086
00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,709
- Yeah.
1087
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,208
Wow.
1088
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:22,583
Anyway...
1089
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,875
Um, lesbo 101 -
1090
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,875
in a nutshell.
1091
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,208
Yeah, but that's
1092
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,208
not my mom, so...
1093
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,667
Well, obviously,
1094
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,667
that's not Mama Bear.
1095
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,583
Don't get so defensive!
1096
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:35,583
Gosh!
1097
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:39,125
You know, I think you two are
1098
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:39,125
what Tyler calls Twin Flames.
1099
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,542
I do, and you found each
1100
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,542
other so early in life!
1101
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,458
Oh, Ma, come on!
1102
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:48,625
Think of all the time left
1103
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:48,625
you have to bicker, you two!
1104
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah.
1105
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375
While your world's may seem
1106
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375
utterly disconnected,
1107
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:57,041
the paths that you have
1108
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:57,041
individually taken
1109
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,375
bring you together
1110
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,375
at freakish randomness.
1111
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,959
My father was in the service so
1112
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,959
we jumped all over the world,
1113
00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,875
and I made Spain my home.
1114
00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,709
And my mother was a gypsy
1115
00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,709
and so we travelled a lot,
1116
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,750
from one town to the next,
1117
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,750
and I ended up in LA.
1118
00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:15,792
My best friend's brother,
1119
00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:15,792
he had his wedding in New York,
1120
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,625
which is where we met.
1121
00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,792
And we got stuck
1122
00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:20,792
at the 'friends' table.
1123
00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,625
You know, the table where nobody
1124
00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,625
knows who the hell you are.
1125
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,542
You're just kind of
1126
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,542
like sitting there?
1127
00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:27,834
And I, uh,
1128
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:30,625
I spilled champagne
1129
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:30,625
all over her dress.
1130
00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,417
- Oh, all over my dress.
1131
00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,417
- Yup.
1132
00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:36,542
And then I freak, 'cause I,
1133
00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:36,542
I realize how beautiful she is.
1134
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,917
- It still gives me goosebumps.
1135
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,917
- Yeah.
1136
00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:44,625
We were born in the same town,
1137
00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:44,625
Silverton, Oregon -
1138
00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:47,542
less than 10,000 people -
1139
00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,667
within a week of each other.
1140
00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:53,709
We travelled nearly a million
1141
00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:53,709
miles to find one another.
1142
00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,500
And we did.
1143
00:42:56,542 --> 00:43:01,750
And it is all because
1144
00:42:56,542 --> 00:43:01,750
I asked him to pass the salt.
1145
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,834
You had that planned.
1146
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,417
I know. I did...
1147
00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:08,792
It worked.
1148
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,625
I'm so glad that it's all
1149
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,625
going digity boop, you know?
1150
00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:14,709
But, I don't know...
1151
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,667
Sounds a little scary,
1152
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:17,667
if I'm perfectly honest.
1153
00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:18,834
Mmmm.
1154
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:21,667
I'm trying to talk to my friend?
1155
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,083
- Sorry.
1156
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,083
- God.
1157
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,250
Oh, hi!
1158
00:43:25,709 --> 00:43:27,291
- You kill me.
1159
00:43:25,709 --> 00:43:27,291
- I know.
1160
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:28,750
Seriously, though.
1161
00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,750
C'mon.
1162
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,875
I think it's getting
1163
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,875
a little out of control, no?
1164
00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:38,041
The unbuttoning of the shirt.
1165
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,709
What about all the eye blazing
1166
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,709
that goes on between you?
1167
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,667
I mean, come on.
1168
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,667
Who does that?
1169
00:43:42,709 --> 00:43:45,375
Eye blazing? Seriously?
1170
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,125
You're the writer.
1171
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,125
Call it what you want.
1172
00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:49,750
Seriously, though, you know,
1173
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,917
this is the oldest and most
1174
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,917
tragic game in the book!
1175
00:43:52,959 --> 00:43:56,166
Lonely housewife meets quite
1176
00:43:52,959 --> 00:43:56,166
fascinating lesbo
1177
00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:58,375
to take a wee stroll
1178
00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:58,375
on the wild side!
1179
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:03,625
You gotta grow some
1180
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:03,625
mini cojones - stat!
1181
00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,250
You've gotta tell her
1182
00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,250
what's going on.
1183
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:07,834
Yeah... No.
1184
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,875
No, no, no, I can't.
1185
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,417
Peyton, she's straight.
1186
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:17,417
And married to a pastor!
1187
00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,709
Not to mention
1188
00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,709
she's culturally challenged.
1189
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,750
It's kind of twisted how much
1190
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,750
you've got going against you.
1191
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,834
Alright, you belabor
1192
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,834
the obvious.
1193
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,041
I've added an
1194
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,041
assignment out of town.
1195
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,875
I'm gonna, when I come back...
1196
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,875
I've already decided.
1197
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,709
I'm gonna make
1198
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,709
myself less available.
1199
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:36,250
Actually unavailable.
1200
00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,625
Oh!
1201
00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,500
The I'm-too-busy-and-
1202
00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,500
too-much-of-a-chicken-shit-
1203
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875
to-tell-you-what's-
1204
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875
really-going-on,
1205
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,917
fade-into-the-woodwork
1206
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,917
treatment.
1207
00:44:42,959 --> 00:44:44,750
- Yup.
1208
00:44:42,959 --> 00:44:44,750
- Oh.
1209
00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:47,208
Well, I hope it works out.
1210
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,458
You came all the way
1211
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,458
over here to say that to me?
1212
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,500
- I did.
1213
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,500
- You could have just called.
1214
00:44:51,542 --> 00:44:52,750
I did call.
1215
00:44:57,917 --> 00:44:59,417
[doorbell chimes]
1216
00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:16,250
Hey!
1217
00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:17,917
Hi!
1218
00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:20,583
I wanted to show
1219
00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:20,583
you these pictures.
1220
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:24,208
God, Peyton, you look amazing!
1221
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:24,208
Really...
1222
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,750
Great! Wow.
1223
00:45:25,792 --> 00:45:27,125
Um, um...
1224
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,041
I should have called first, huh?
1225
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,500
No, no, it's just, you didn't
1226
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,500
have to come all the way
1227
00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:34,959
over...here, that's all.
1228
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,375
Yeah, maybe this
1229
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,375
isn't a good time.
1230
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:38,959
No...
1231
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:38,959
No, no, no.
1232
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
I, I, I was actually, um -
1233
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
you know what?
1234
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,166
Uh, this is as good
1235
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,166
a time as any.
1236
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,291
Can you give me a second?
1237
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:49,500
OK...
1238
00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,959
Oh, my God.
1239
00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,959
What am I doing?
1240
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,208
Pants, pants,
1241
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,208
pants, pants...
1242
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,291
Oh!
1243
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,583
Shirt is over here,
1244
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,583
shirt, shirt, shirt.
1245
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,834
You're kidding.
1246
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:24,250
Oh, my God.
1247
00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:26,000
She won't even care.
1248
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,125
You're straight.
1249
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,166
And married.
1250
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:41,959
No big deal.
1251
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:44,375
Just tell her....
1252
00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,583
Oh, my God.
1253
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:51,750
OK.
1254
00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:56,959
Hey.
1255
00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:05,333
Look, Elena--
1256
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,875
I really should have called...
1257
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,875
first.
1258
00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,792
I need to talk to
1259
00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,792
you about something.
1260
00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:11,041
Sure.
1261
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,959
Are you OK?
1262
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,041
No, actually.
1263
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,792
This, I mean, nothing serious,
1264
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,792
it's just that, um...
1265
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,542
I...
1266
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,875
Would you like some breakfast,
1267
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,875
English tea and breakfast?
1268
00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:29,125
For God sakes, what's going on?
1269
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,166
Uh, this is ridiculous.
1270
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:37,500
Alright, um, first of all,
1271
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:37,500
you're straight.
1272
00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,542
And second of all -
1273
00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:43,041
you're straight
1274
00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:43,041
and married.
1275
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:46,625
And my God...
1276
00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:50,250
I so didn't want this to happen.
1277
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:59,542
I mean, you know that
1278
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:59,542
I'm a lesbian.
1279
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,917
Right?
1280
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,542
Um, yes.
1281
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:06,834
OK.
1282
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,875
So...that's it.
1283
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:13,959
That's what?
1284
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,792
- What?
1285
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,792
- What I just said.
1286
00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:17,083
Which is?
1287
00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,208
Ah!
1288
00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:24,000
You know...
1289
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:28,041
I...really like you.
1290
00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:30,875
I like you, too.
1291
00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,583
More than I should.
1292
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,208
So...
1293
00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:41,959
We don't, you know, have to
1294
00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:41,959
talk about it or anything.
1295
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,792
I mean,
1296
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,792
I'm fine with that.
1297
00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:47,083
I just think that if we just
1298
00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:47,083
don't spend time--
1299
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,250
No! No!
1300
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,750
No, God, Peyton.
1301
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,750
No!
1302
00:48:51,792 --> 00:48:54,250
I don't want to not spend time!
1303
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,208
I mean, you just
1304
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,208
heard what I said.
1305
00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:58,083
Yes, but we...
1306
00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,125
We need to be
1307
00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,125
in each others lives!
1308
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:04,834
I just found you!
1309
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:09,000
You're my absolute best friend
1310
00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,250
and I know we can
1311
00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,250
get around this.
1312
00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:13,333
No.
1313
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,375
I don't want to not be with you.
1314
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,709
And you can have all of me.
1315
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:27,041
All of it except for that.
1316
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:27,041
All of me.
1317
00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:30,083
OK.
1318
00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:32,208
Just so you know...
1319
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,959
That is a big
1320
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,959
deal for a lesbian.
1321
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,667
I mean, at least
1322
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,667
in the beginning.
1323
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:45,166
I just...
1324
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:45,166
Peyton, let's have some wine.
1325
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,000
Let's make a plan.
1326
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:53,000
Just please, please don't
1327
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:53,000
take you away from me.
1328
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,083
OK.
1329
00:50:01,417 --> 00:50:02,792
OK.
1330
00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:06,083
- I'll get some wine.
1331
00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:06,083
- OK.
1332
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:18,625
Yes...these are God's children.
1333
00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:22,291
But they have lost their way.
1334
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:26,417
And we cannot simply
1335
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:26,417
award this deviant path
1336
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:32,542
by allowing them the sacred
1337
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:32,542
sacrament of marriage.
1338
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:37,208
And they think if they
1339
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:37,208
can twist enough arms
1340
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,291
in the political arena
1341
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,583
that they can
1342
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,583
win this...prize.
1343
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,208
But marriage
1344
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,208
isn't a prize, is it?
1345
00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:52,041
It's a gift.
1346
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,250
The greatest right that we have.
1347
00:50:56,291 --> 00:50:59,041
And it should not be tarnished.
1348
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:05,333
It will NOT be tarnished!
1349
00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:10,834
What the hell was that?
1350
00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,417
Do you know what it looks like
1351
00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,417
when you walk out of a sermon?
1352
00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,959
Barry, don't.
1353
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,709
Look, you know, Elena,
1354
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:19,083
there's some of this stuff
1355
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:19,083
that I just have to do.
1356
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,291
Yes.
1357
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,625
I am familiar with the
1358
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,625
greater good speech.
1359
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,625
And you've always been good
1360
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,625
about these compromises -
1361
00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,709
until now...
1362
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,291
You've had gay friends before.
1363
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875
[with accent]
1364
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875
Back in your grand
1365
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875
theater days.
1366
00:51:30,917 --> 00:51:33,291
Nash, I'm just saying
1367
00:51:30,917 --> 00:51:33,291
I think people should know
1368
00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,542
they should not be rewarded
1369
00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,542
for bad behavior.
1370
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,291
Bad behavior?
1371
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,291
Get real, Dad!
1372
00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,959
Selling your soul
1373
00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,959
is bad behavior.
1374
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,667
Loving someone isn't!
1375
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:48,166
You know, it's only a matter
1376
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:48,166
of time before this entire
1377
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:52,625
marriage discussion
1378
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:52,625
is so 2000 and late.
1379
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:58,542
Everyone knows Millie's the
1380
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:58,542
money at Papa Bear's church.
1381
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,250
Maybe we should
1382
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,250
cut him some slack,
1383
00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:04,875
'cause he's pretty screwed
1384
00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:04,875
if he doesn't toe the line.
1385
00:52:07,417 --> 00:52:10,166
Are you hungry?
1386
00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:12,166
I'm going to make some dinner.
1387
00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:15,875
This person makes
1388
00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:15,875
you see the world
1389
00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,959
through a different filter.
1390
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,583
No matter how hard you try,
1391
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,583
this person is suddenly living
1392
00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,667
in every corner of your mind.
1393
00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,375
I don't know what to say,
1394
00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,375
I, um...
1395
00:52:36,417 --> 00:52:39,583
You know, I spent the whole
1396
00:52:36,417 --> 00:52:39,583
day looking at lesbian sites.
1397
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,625
No, I'm not attracted...
1398
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,625
to them.
1399
00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:53,375
I'm not...
1400
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,917
attracted to any of
1401
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,917
the women in them...
1402
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,333
I don't think
1403
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,333
I'm a lesbian, Peyton.
1404
00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:07,500
You're not the only
1405
00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:07,500
one with feelings.
1406
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:12,291
Oh, I'm so confused, Peyton.
1407
00:53:33,834 --> 00:53:37,792
Can't we just agree
1408
00:53:33,834 --> 00:53:37,792
to call it a serious crush?
1409
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,875
Oh, all I can think about is...
1410
00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,542
You OK?
1411
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:50,834
Yeah.
1412
00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,792
Something's burning.
1413
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,667
[doorbell chimes]
1414
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,417
Hey!
1415
00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:31,291
Oh, I knew you'd feel like this.
1416
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:35,875
Oh, so soft.
1417
00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:41,291
So soft like velvet.
1418
00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:46,959
Stop.
1419
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,291
Don't go any further.
1420
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,166
You can leave now
1421
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,166
if you want to.
1422
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,917
Really?
1423
00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,417
Are you afraid to
1424
00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,417
be alone with me?
1425
00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:03,291
Yes.
1426
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,000
Seriously?
1427
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:10,333
Seriously.
1428
00:55:13,834 --> 00:55:17,041
♪
1429
00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,000
Hi!
1430
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,333
Hey, are you busy?
1431
00:58:08,709 --> 00:58:10,709
No, I'm free.
1432
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,625
Yeah.
1433
00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:14,291
Do you want to have dinner?
1434
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,208
Great.
1435
00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:20,083
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
1436
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,208
OK.
1437
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,750
- Hi!
1438
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,750
- Hi!
1439
00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:31,875
I thought you guys
1440
00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:31,875
went to the movies!
1441
00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,208
We missed you too much.
1442
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,166
It was sold out, Mom.
1443
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,166
Can we have some burgers?
1444
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,583
- Dinner's in the fridge.
1445
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,583
- Awesome!
1446
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,041
- Did you pick up some beer?
1447
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,041
- In the fridge.
1448
00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:51,667
Yes. I see.
1449
00:58:51,709 --> 00:58:54,959
But only because God's
1450
00:58:51,709 --> 00:58:54,959
love heals and allows me
1451
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,625
to see the sin within myself,
1452
00:58:58,667 --> 00:59:01,750
to purge those temptations -
1453
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,375
those desires that
1454
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,375
are the devil's work.
1455
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:10,417
And only with God's love,
1456
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:10,417
God's glorious love...
1457
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,417
How many of us want to
1458
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,417
push those terrible urges
1459
00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:24,542
from those base human impulses?
1460
00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:28,333
Those craven desires of flesh
1461
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,542
that push us to do things
1462
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,542
we know are wrong?
1463
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,750
I don't know.
1464
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,750
I can't decide.
1465
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,625
I love this one.
1466
00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:46,417
It's got this essence
1467
00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:46,417
of like, comrades, you know?
1468
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,375
But this one -
1469
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:50,375
oh, it's just so damn good.
1470
00:59:52,834 --> 00:59:54,542
What do you think?
1471
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,750
Hmmm?
1472
01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:02,250
Make love to me, Peyton.
1473
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,500
I thought you wanted to wait...
1474
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:10,291
To see if you...
1475
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:21,625
Peyton, make love to me.
1476
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,667
I want to, Elena, trust me.
1477
01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:37,125
But...once we go there,
1478
01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:37,125
there's no going back.
1479
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:03,083
I don't want to go back.
1480
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,750
Are you OK?
1481
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,125
Yes.
1482
01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,750
Are you?
1483
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:20,959
Elena...
1484
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,291
stay with me...
1485
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,750
(voices on monitor)
1486
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,750
Oh, I know how I knew.
1487
01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:08,250
Um, when you kiss, it's like you
1488
01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:08,250
live inside that kiss forever...
1489
01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,458
Hey, sweetie,
1490
01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,458
just give me a second.
1491
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,125
...but yet it feels brand new.
1492
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,792
It is a good thing she is
1493
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,792
not a controlled substance.
1494
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,417
- Yeah!
1495
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,417
- That's all I'm sayin'.
1496
01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:25,333
She's far more dangerous.
1497
01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,125
OK, I'll bite.
1498
01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,125
So...
1499
01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:32,125
What's with the shimmering
1500
01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:32,125
new and improved you, huh?
1501
01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:33,583
Oh, Tyler...
1502
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:39,166
What you are doing is
1503
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:39,166
the very definition of insanity.
1504
01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,166
I'm in love.
1505
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,166
For the first time,
1506
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,166
for the only time in my life.
1507
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,125
Gorgeous straight housewife.
1508
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,875
Never had sex
1509
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,875
with a woman before.
1510
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,542
Thinks she's died
1511
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,542
and gone to heaven.
1512
01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:51,917
Now what?
1513
01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:56,750
What happened to you telling me
1514
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,875
to do things that
1515
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,875
make me feel good?
1516
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,959
OK, I am trying to put
1517
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,959
my cynicism on one side.
1518
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:04,583
Good.
1519
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:08,041
'Cause I'd just like to
1520
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:08,041
stay in my happy place
1521
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,542
for a second more,
1522
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,542
if you don't mind.
1523
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,667
Oh, happy place.
1524
01:06:11,709 --> 01:06:12,500
Oh my God!
1525
01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:13,875
Alright, OK.
1526
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,125
Now that you have completely
1527
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,125
taken my breath away,
1528
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:19,375
we're gonna sit down, and you're
1529
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:19,375
gonna tell me everything.
1530
01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:21,625
Yeah, you two walk
1531
01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:21,625
off into the sunset,
1532
01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:24,125
no dead bodies strewn behind...
1533
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:29,250
Alright, I mean, every
1534
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:29,250
teeny, tiny, minuscule, minute,
1535
01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:32,750
infinitesimal,
1536
01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:32,750
mother fucking detail!
1537
01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:35,375
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1538
01:06:36,041 --> 01:06:38,041
Are you done now?
1539
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,041
- Probably.
1540
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,041
- That's great.
1541
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,083
Now I have this big
1542
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,083
fat foreclosure sign
1543
01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,875
on my happy place.
1544
01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:46,917
I'm so happy!
1545
01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:48,667
I can see it!
1546
01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,542
Oh!
1547
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,083
It's OK.
1548
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,417
Perhaps some
1549
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,417
of you are thinking,
1550
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,166
epic love can't happen to me.
1551
01:06:56,208 --> 01:07:00,208
But when true love enters
1552
01:06:56,208 --> 01:07:00,208
your life, epic happens.
1553
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:05,125
We worked in the same
1554
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:05,125
company all of our lives.
1555
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,083
And for 27 years,
1556
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,083
we passed each other by
1557
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,458
and never said
1558
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,458
one word to each other.
1559
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,166
Sometimes he would
1560
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,166
nod and smile.
1561
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,667
But always very pleasant.
1562
01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:20,542
Then I had a heart attack.
1563
01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,125
I thought I don't have much more
1564
01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,125
time to let things pass me by.
1565
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,834
I'm not going to waste
1566
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,834
one more minute.
1567
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,917
So when he came back to work,
1568
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,917
he came right up to me and said,
1569
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,083
I'm not going to waste
1570
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,083
one more minute of my life.
1571
01:07:34,125 --> 01:07:35,542
I'm not Fred Astaire,
1572
01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:38,041
but I'd like to
1573
01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:38,041
take you dancing.
1574
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:45,291
And after three weeks of that
1575
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:45,291
wonderful dancing date,
1576
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,125
we were married.
1577
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,250
And we haven't spent
1578
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,250
a moment apart since.
1579
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,709
Mmm, hmm.
1580
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,291
The heart knows
1581
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:54,291
what the heart knows.
1582
01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,083
- Right?
1583
01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,083
- Right.
1584
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,333
You are desperate
1585
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,333
to be with them,
1586
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,083
and you will move heaven
1587
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,083
and earth to do so.
1588
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,875
I'm too old
1589
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,875
for youth camp, Dad.
1590
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,458
I'll drop you off
1591
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,458
with the seniors,
1592
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,875
and maybe Tori and I
1593
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,875
can just whoop it up.
1594
01:08:10,917 --> 01:08:12,542
Come on.
1595
01:08:10,917 --> 01:08:12,542
You always have fun.
1596
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,333
- Oh, alright.
1597
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,333
- I love you.
1598
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,834
Look.
1599
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,709
I know.
1600
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,709
You made it great!
1601
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,125
It looks wonderful!
1602
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,333
- Bye.
1603
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,333
- Bye, honey.
1604
01:08:21,709 --> 01:08:23,000
I'll be back tomorrow.
1605
01:08:21,709 --> 01:08:23,000
I'll give you a call later.
1606
01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:26,041
OK... Bye.
1607
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:30,834
Bye!
1608
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,208
Everything's so
1609
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,208
different with you.
1610
01:09:19,709 --> 01:09:21,333
Elena, what are you doing?
1611
01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:23,000
What I want.
1612
01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:46,750
Elena...
1613
01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,709
Shhh...
1614
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,875
Peyton, I love you.
1615
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,458
Good morning!
1616
01:12:00,709 --> 01:12:02,875
- There you go.
1617
01:12:00,709 --> 01:12:02,875
- Thank you.
1618
01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:16,083
We better not start.
1619
01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:18,875
Eat.
1620
01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,542
- Thank you.
1621
01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,542
- You're welcome.
1622
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:30,875
Do you make
1623
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:30,875
breakfast for him like this?
1624
01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:34,667
He doesn't eat breakfast.
1625
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:37,125
Anything else
1626
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:37,125
you'd like to know?
1627
01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,458
Actually, yes.
1628
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:43,667
Look...
1629
01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,917
It is what it is.
1630
01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:50,542
Which is...what?
1631
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,500
- Which is what?
1632
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,500
- Peyton, don't.
1633
01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:57,542
Tell me.
1634
01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,959
I want to know.
1635
01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,166
Oh, come on, like...
1636
01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,166
how does it happen?
1637
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,583
How does he come on to you?
1638
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,583
- Oh, my God.
1639
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,583
- When?
1640
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,417
Like every other day?
1641
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,417
Every day?
1642
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:14,000
What about your date
1643
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:14,000
nights on Saturday?
1644
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,625
Is it like every Saturday
1645
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,625
or every other month--
1646
01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:19,917
You really ask
1647
01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:19,917
a lot of questions.
1648
01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:22,500
What?
1649
01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:22,500
I'm... I'm a woman.
1650
01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,458
Tell me.
1651
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,834
Look, I don't know
1652
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,834
what you're hunting for,
1653
01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:31,959
but the sad fact is
1654
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,875
that we just don't
1655
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,875
connect that way.
1656
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,750
I thought it would be easier
1657
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,750
to hear it means nothing,
1658
01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:44,458
but it does not.
1659
01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,458
Peyton, I have to
1660
01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,458
tell you something.
1661
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:59,208
We are taking
1662
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:59,208
a vacation to Hawaii...
1663
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:01,542
It's our annual vacation...
1664
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:02,792
Oh!
1665
01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,959
...and I really wanted
1666
01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,959
to tell you sooner,
1667
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,417
but I didn't want to
1668
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,417
ruin our time together.
1669
01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:09,917
What?
1670
01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:14,291
The little fact that
1671
01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:14,291
you were going on some
1672
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,625
romantic vacation with
1673
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,625
your husband in Hawaii?
1674
01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:18,709
I know, I know, I know.
1675
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,000
Come on!
1676
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,625
He hasn't touched me
1677
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,625
since we've been together.
1678
01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:27,667
You know that, right?
1679
01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:29,375
Oh, my God.
1680
01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:29,375
Oh, my God.
1681
01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:32,083
What was I thinking?
1682
01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:36,208
Who could think?
1683
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,458
You know what?
1684
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,000
You, you're gonna have
1685
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,000
to do it eventually.
1686
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:43,834
You'll end up
1687
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:43,834
doing it, right?
1688
01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:46,291
It means nothing.
1689
01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:53,625
No...
1690
01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:55,750
You'll make us
1691
01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:55,750
mean nothing.
1692
01:14:57,792 --> 01:15:01,250
[cell phone rings]
1693
01:15:01,291 --> 01:15:02,458
Great.
1694
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:12,583
Hi.
1695
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,667
I'll be there.
1696
01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:16,542
How long will it be
1697
01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:16,542
before you're home?
1698
01:15:17,291 --> 01:15:18,875
Yes, I'll be there.
1699
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,208
- I have to go.
1700
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:30,208
- Go.
1701
01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:35,667
See ya.
1702
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:40,542
Aren't you even going
1703
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:40,542
to kiss me goodbye?
1704
01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:01,750
I will call you.
1705
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,625
(Peyton)
1706
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,625
I miss you.
1707
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:31,583
Honestly, I missed you before
1708
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:31,583
our last kiss was finished.
1709
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,417
I just want you to know
1710
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,417
that I am with you.
1711
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:41,000
Elena, your beauty
1712
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:41,000
radiates from your soul.
1713
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:48,291
I finally understand
1714
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:48,291
the cliched term -
1715
01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:50,208
take one's breath away.
1716
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,667
You take my breath away.
1717
01:16:55,417 --> 01:17:00,375
When you kiss me...
1718
01:16:55,417 --> 01:17:00,375
Oh, God...
1719
01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,291
When you kiss me, Elena...
1720
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,583
I remember the night
1721
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,583
you showed up
1722
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,625
and made love to me
1723
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,625
with no words.
1724
01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:17,500
Elena, I have never
1725
01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:17,500
let anyone have me,
1726
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:21,083
let anyone
1727
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:21,083
take me,
1728
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:24,417
ravage me,
1729
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:26,458
as I have let you.
1730
01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,959
You have given me
1731
01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,959
such a gift -
1732
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,041
the other side of myself.
1733
01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:52,875
You've made me whole.
1734
01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,583
Wow...
1735
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,417
Can anyone say,
1736
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,417
Outed in Maui?
1737
01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:13,750
Yeah.
1738
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:19,125
I was looking for an
1739
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:19,125
aspirin in my mom's suitcase...
1740
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,083
This is what I found.
1741
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000
I know you're upset.
1742
01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:31,625
When you
1743
01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:31,625
came after me...
1744
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,333
Everyone thought
1745
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,333
I was a goober.
1746
01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:43,917
But you didn't care.
1747
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,959
I think, um...
1748
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,959
your mom's
1749
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,959
just following her heart.
1750
01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,375
Hey.
1751
01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,125
I never would have
1752
01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,125
expected that to happen.
1753
01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:05,917
I'm so sorry!
1754
01:19:06,834 --> 01:19:08,417
Yeah, well...
1755
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,542
A lot of unexpected scenarios
1756
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,542
could have happened
1757
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,291
since your wedding
1758
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,291
anniversary's this weekend--
1759
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,083
Peyton, I'm...
1760
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,792
What? What?
1761
01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:18,583
Never mind.
1762
01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:18,583
I really have to go.
1763
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,583
- Um...
1764
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,583
- Alright.
1765
01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:23,667
- I'll call you tomorrow.
1766
01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:23,667
- Sure.
1767
01:19:27,959 --> 01:19:31,291
♪
1768
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,625
I'm so sorry.
1769
01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:45,834
I know this is the third
1770
01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:45,834
time I've had to cancel...
1771
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,417
I want to see you.
1772
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:53,792
I need to see you.
1773
01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:01,667
- Hey.
1774
01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:01,667
- Hi.
1775
01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,750
What's with you now?
1776
01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:14,125
Nothing. I'm just tired.
1777
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:16,417
You're just tired?
1778
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,125
You had a long day?
1779
01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:22,041
- Yeah.
1780
01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:22,041
- Yeah.
1781
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,625
Well, you know what?
1782
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,625
Maybe I'm tired...
1783
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:26,250
Maybe I've had a long day.
1784
01:20:26,291 --> 01:20:27,542
What?
1785
01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:33,458
Look...
1786
01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:33,458
I don't want to fight.
1787
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:36,417
The last time I checked...
1788
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,834
there's two of us
1789
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,834
in this marriage!
1790
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,000
Is it too much time to ask
1791
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,000
to spend a little time
1792
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:43,000
on our anniversary?
1793
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,792
One of us is
1794
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,792
still here doing things.
1795
01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:49,083
And the other one is just...
1796
01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:49,083
letting everything slide.
1797
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,083
The laundry's sliding,
1798
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,083
Nash is sliding.
1799
01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:54,917
This is sliding!
1800
01:20:57,667 --> 01:20:59,875
I need to go to bed.
1801
01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:00,875
Shit!
1802
01:21:10,792 --> 01:21:15,041
♪
1803
01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:24,041
[cell phone beeps]
1804
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,875
[conversation in car]
1805
01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,583
Hey.
1806
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,583
Oh, I missed you!
1807
01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:25,125
What is it?
1808
01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:29,000
I just...
1809
01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:29,000
want to look at you.
1810
01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:36,917
I only have an hour.
1811
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,959
He didn't touch me.
1812
01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:47,792
He didn't.
1813
01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:10,458
[laughter]
1814
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,208
What the hell
1815
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,208
are you doing home?
1816
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,917
You know better
1817
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,917
than to cut school.
1818
01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:27,083
Oh...
1819
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,125
Is this the pot
1820
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,125
calling the kettle black?
1821
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,041
Father God knows all?
1822
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,500
Except for apparently
1823
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,500
what's going on around here.
1824
01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:36,083
What's that supposed to mean?
1825
01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:00,417
[gasps]
1826
01:23:58,500 --> 01:24:00,417
Oh, my God!
1827
01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,875
Your son is quickly on the
1828
01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,875
verge of becoming unmanageable.
1829
01:24:03,917 --> 01:24:05,667
I'm always here for Nash!
1830
01:24:05,709 --> 01:24:07,208
No! You're not!
1831
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,959
Nash is going through
1832
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,959
something right now,
1833
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,792
and I need you to get your
1834
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,792
head back in the game.
1835
01:24:13,667 --> 01:24:15,250
I'm going to bed.
1836
01:24:35,959 --> 01:24:37,792
I love the way
1837
01:24:35,959 --> 01:24:37,792
you make me feel.
1838
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,667
And since your mom is
1839
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:42,667
missing half the goddamn time.
1840
01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:44,333
Can you spell clueless?
1841
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,834
Hey!
1842
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,834
You don't talk to me that way.
1843
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,250
No matter what else happens,
1844
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,250
I'm still your father.
1845
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,083
Your mom is just
1846
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,083
following her heart.
1847
01:24:57,041 --> 01:25:00,291
Every time I think
1848
01:24:57,041 --> 01:25:00,291
it's impossible
1849
01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,250
to love you more, I do.
1850
01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,125
Ever deeper.
1851
01:25:26,834 --> 01:25:27,917
Hello?
1852
01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,750
Where is she?
1853
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,375
I've been calling non-stop
1854
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,375
for the past two hours.
1855
01:25:32,417 --> 01:25:33,834
Tori?
1856
01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,583
Look.
1857
01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,583
I'm on your side, OK?
1858
01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,291
So you can drop the pretense.
1859
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:39,542
Nash is in trouble.
1860
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,667
Tori?
1861
01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:43,875
He lifted some really nasty
1862
01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:43,875
Boonesberry, got snookered
1863
01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,959
and then returned to
1864
01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,959
the scene of the crime
1865
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,583
for some Doritos,
1866
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,583
of all things.
1867
01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,750
- Is he safe?
1868
01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,750
- Typical acting out with teens.
1869
01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:51,542
Their frontal lobe doesn't
1870
01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:51,542
take into consideration--
1871
01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:54,041
- Tori! Is he safe?
1872
01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:54,041
- Not to worry!
1873
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:57,667
Once they found out Papa Bear
1874
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:57,667
was a pastor, they let him out.
1875
01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:02,083
Now they're both at home,
1876
01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:02,083
wondering where you are.
1877
01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:06,125
I gotta go.
1878
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:12,291
Nash?
1879
01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:17,834
Nash?
1880
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:20,250
What were you thinking?
1881
01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,083
What the hell
1882
01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,083
were you thinking?
1883
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:23,750
Excuse me?
1884
01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:26,166
What are we talking about here?
1885
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,041
You and your
1886
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:32,041
dirty little secret!
1887
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,375
Yeah!
1888
01:26:35,417 --> 01:26:37,417
I read her letters!
1889
01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,750
I even liked her!
1890
01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:47,834
Nash!
1891
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,208
What were you doing
1892
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,208
going through my things?!
1893
01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,583
Don't you dare
1894
01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,583
turn this around on me.
1895
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,667
Nash, listen to me.
1896
01:26:56,667 --> 01:26:59,000
I wasn't looking for this.
1897
01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,834
God knows I don't
1898
01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,834
really understand it.
1899
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,291
And I certainly didn't
1900
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,291
realize what was happening
1901
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:06,417
until it was too late.
1902
01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:07,667
You are going to tell Dad.
1903
01:27:07,709 --> 01:27:10,542
I certainly planned on
1904
01:27:07,709 --> 01:27:10,542
telling him before you!
1905
01:27:12,709 --> 01:27:14,166
So then what?
1906
01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,333
Are you guys going
1907
01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,333
to get a divorce?
1908
01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:19,583
I'm not sure, Nash...
1909
01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:23,291
I don't really
1910
01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:23,291
know what I'm doing.
1911
01:27:24,667 --> 01:27:26,250
Then stop!
1912
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,792
Now, I think he's
1913
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,792
an asshole half the time,
1914
01:27:29,834 --> 01:27:31,959
but this will kill him, Mom.
1915
01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,542
It will blow his
1916
01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,542
whole ridiculous act.
1917
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,583
I mean, how's he supposed
1918
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,583
to guide his fawning flock
1919
01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:42,250
when his wife is sleeping
1920
01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:42,250
with the enemy?
1921
01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:48,583
Nash, I need you to
1922
01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:48,583
understand something.
1923
01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:50,458
I have never been dishonest
1924
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,417
or cheated on your
1925
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,417
father before this.
1926
01:27:54,667 --> 01:27:57,583
But I've never been
1927
01:27:54,667 --> 01:27:57,583
in love with him either.
1928
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,375
Then why, Mom?
1929
01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:03,041
Why stay with him
1930
01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:03,041
this whole time?
1931
01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:04,542
Why do you think, honey?
1932
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:22,417
It's OK, baby.
1933
01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:31,000
Where were you?
1934
01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:32,583
As if I have to ask.
1935
01:28:38,458 --> 01:28:40,709
I already told you...
1936
01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,458
I was at the park.
1937
01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,875
Even with challenges
1938
01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,875
seemingly insurmountable,
1939
01:29:04,917 --> 01:29:07,417
true love will find a way.
1940
01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:14,208
So we met in group.
1941
01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:14,208
Big surprise.
1942
01:29:14,250 --> 01:29:17,041
And, uh, it was weird
1943
01:29:14,250 --> 01:29:17,041
because my Robert,
1944
01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,208
who rarely comes out,
1945
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:21,709
just fell so head-over
1946
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:21,709
for her Jane.
1947
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:25,000
Thing is, her Jane is in control
1948
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:25,000
of all her personalities.
1949
01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:27,375
Yeah, but it's
1950
01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:27,375
still hell for me.
1951
01:29:27,417 --> 01:29:29,458
Because when I want Robert,
1952
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,500
I have to do battle
1953
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,500
with all his alters.
1954
01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:34,917
And to be quite frank,
1955
01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:39,458
he's got some rather
1956
01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:39,458
unappealing personas.
1957
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,959
But when Robert does
1958
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,959
come through...
1959
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,458
Oh, my God.
1960
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:50,750
My Jane is just so deeply
1961
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:50,750
and completely in love with him.
1962
01:29:53,959 --> 01:29:55,542
I love you.
1963
01:29:57,875 --> 01:29:59,375
Robert?
1964
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,083
Jane.
1965
01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:10,458
I missed you so much.
1966
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,542
Hi.
1967
01:30:14,917 --> 01:30:16,000
Hi.
1968
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:29,667
Come here.
1969
01:30:31,709 --> 01:30:35,125
It may be cliche,
1970
01:30:31,709 --> 01:30:35,125
but it's true.
1971
01:30:35,166 --> 01:30:37,750
Love really can conquer just
1972
01:30:35,166 --> 01:30:37,750
about anything out there.
1973
01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:41,041
- Do you really think so?
1974
01:30:37,792 --> 01:30:41,041
- I really think so.
1975
01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,583
Look, I know things are
1976
01:30:42,834 --> 01:30:45,583
crazy over there right now,
1977
01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:48,458
but I just wanted to
1978
01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:48,458
make sure Nash is OK.
1979
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:49,667
Call me.
1980
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:54,125
I feel like it's about
1981
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:54,125
to devastate everything I know.
1982
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,583
What am I doing?
1983
01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,166
Look at all the
1984
01:30:57,625 --> 01:31:00,166
people I'm hurting!
1985
01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:08,834
You can't rewrite the past,
1986
01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:08,834
but you can reframe the present.
1987
01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:13,166
What a gift
1988
01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:13,166
you have been given!
1989
01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:18,500
I have never seen you
1990
01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:18,500
so alive and joyous
1991
01:31:18,542 --> 01:31:21,667
and in touch
1992
01:31:18,542 --> 01:31:21,667
and full of passion!
1993
01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:24,250
Peyton makes you breathe!
1994
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,542
- You alright?
1995
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,542
- Yeah.
1996
01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:48,709
Are you sitting down?
1997
01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:56,208
I'm telling you, I just saw
1998
01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:56,208
her kissing another woman
1999
01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:58,750
in the plain light of day.
2000
01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:00,542
I knew something
2001
01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:00,542
was up with her.
2002
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500
Not wanting to protest,
2003
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500
missing services.
2004
01:32:03,542 --> 01:32:05,542
But this!
2005
01:32:06,917 --> 01:32:09,542
I know this week
2006
01:32:06,917 --> 01:32:09,542
has been really rough.
2007
01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:14,291
She must be one of those...
2008
01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:14,291
I can't even say it.
2009
01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,709
I, I, I, don't...
2010
01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:17,959
the word just doesn't
2011
01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:17,959
come out of my mouth...
2012
01:32:18,959 --> 01:32:20,041
Lesbian.
2013
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,583
Oh my gosh.
2014
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,583
She's going to hell.
2015
01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:27,792
Maybe we should pull
2016
01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:27,792
back a little, you know?
2017
01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,709
Just until things settle down.
2018
01:32:33,792 --> 01:32:35,667
You don't have
2019
01:32:33,792 --> 01:32:35,667
to feel so guilty.
2020
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,750
And I can get my
2021
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,750
head screwed back on.
2022
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,458
Where is all this coming from?
2023
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,083
You don't get it.
2024
01:32:43,834 --> 01:32:47,583
I am...too far in.
2025
01:32:57,917 --> 01:33:01,709
I understand
2026
01:32:57,917 --> 01:33:01,709
that you're scared,
2027
01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:08,250
and all the reasons
2028
01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:08,250
that you don't trust.
2029
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:12,750
Don't you know by now,
2030
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:12,750
Peyton, this is what I want?
2031
01:33:13,750 --> 01:33:16,000
I have never lied to you.
2032
01:33:16,041 --> 01:33:17,625
And I never will.
2033
01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,041
I guess at this point,
2034
01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,041
I really don't know that, Elena.
2035
01:33:22,625 --> 01:33:24,125
You don't believe me?
2036
01:33:26,834 --> 01:33:28,917
I knew when
2037
01:33:26,834 --> 01:33:28,917
I was getting into it...
2038
01:33:31,709 --> 01:33:34,208
It is what it is.
2039
01:33:31,709 --> 01:33:34,208
I just...
2040
01:33:36,834 --> 01:33:38,458
I just don't think I can do it.
2041
01:33:39,709 --> 01:33:42,000
Peyton...
2042
01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:44,458
This just can't
2043
01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:44,458
happen overnight.
2044
01:33:44,834 --> 01:33:48,041
I have been married
2045
01:33:44,834 --> 01:33:48,041
for fifteen years.
2046
01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:52,834
My family won't -
2047
01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:52,834
they can't - understand this.
2048
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,792
Just give me some time.
2049
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,792
I...
2050
01:33:55,834 --> 01:33:57,458
What?
2051
01:33:57,500 --> 01:34:00,709
I can... I can work it out!
2052
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:06,792
I just need to know that you're
2053
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:06,792
going to be there with me.
2054
01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:11,667
I believe they call that having
2055
01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:11,667
your cake and eating it, too.
2056
01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:19,834
I don't think that
2057
01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:19,834
I can do this halfway.
2058
01:34:20,834 --> 01:34:23,125
You are doing it halfway.
2059
01:34:25,959 --> 01:34:28,792
I saw them with my own eyes,
2060
01:34:25,959 --> 01:34:28,792
and it should come from me.
2061
01:34:28,834 --> 01:34:33,792
He trusts me,
2062
01:34:28,834 --> 01:34:33,792
and I'm the one to do it.
2063
01:34:35,917 --> 01:34:38,083
Don't you see a future with us?
2064
01:34:40,917 --> 01:34:41,917
Sorry.
2065
01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:45,875
Maybe limited,
2066
01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:45,875
but no, I...
2067
01:34:52,959 --> 01:34:54,458
I'm sorry.
2068
01:34:56,917 --> 01:35:00,041
♪
2069
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:03,834
♪ Pieces, falling ♪
2070
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,834
♪ Through the sky,
2071
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,834
I'm wanting ♪
2072
01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,667
♪ To feel you
2073
01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:10,667
beneath me ♪
2074
01:35:10,709 --> 01:35:13,959
♪ But not like this,
2075
01:35:10,709 --> 01:35:13,959
believe me ♪
2076
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,917
♪ No, I can't wake up ♪
2077
01:35:15,959 --> 01:35:17,917
♪ No, I can't crash down ♪
2078
01:35:17,959 --> 01:35:19,625
♪ To half that's lost ♪
2079
01:35:19,667 --> 01:35:21,291
♪ And half that's found ♪
2080
01:35:21,333 --> 01:35:23,875
♪ I can't believe that you ♪
2081
01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:27,000
♪ Would leave me this way... ♪
2082
01:35:27,041 --> 01:35:29,000
They were what?
2083
01:35:27,041 --> 01:35:29,000
No way!
2084
01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:34,083
♪ I am broken now
2085
01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:34,083
into a thousand pieces ♪
2086
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,834
♪ You have stolen one ♪
2087
01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:41,875
♪ It's a piece I needed ♪
2088
01:35:41,917 --> 01:35:44,875
♪ I can't open up ♪
2089
01:35:44,917 --> 01:35:48,208
♪ You can't close me shut ♪
2090
01:35:48,250 --> 01:35:56,417
♪ I am broken... ♪
2091
01:35:56,458 --> 01:36:00,375
♪ Pieces, floating ♪
2092
01:36:00,417 --> 01:36:04,000
♪ Up off the ground exploding ♪
2093
01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:07,417
♪ I feel you above me ♪
2094
01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:09,125
♪ But not like this ♪
2095
01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:11,000
♪ Don't rush me ♪
2096
01:36:11,041 --> 01:36:12,750
♪ 'Cause I cannot look ♪
2097
01:36:12,792 --> 01:36:14,667
♪ No, I cannot find ♪
2098
01:36:14,709 --> 01:36:16,417
♪ The half that's yours ♪
2099
01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:18,166
♪ And half that's mine ♪
2100
01:36:18,208 --> 01:36:20,750
♪ I can't believe that you ♪
2101
01:36:20,792 --> 01:36:24,000
♪ Would leave me this way ♪
2102
01:36:24,041 --> 01:36:27,041
♪ I am broken up... ♪♪
2103
01:36:28,458 --> 01:36:31,333
Don't do this to us.
2104
01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:33,959
[crying]
2105
01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:55,000
Mommy! Mommy!
2106
01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:56,583
Peyton, honey, what's wrong?
2107
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,083
Peyton, honey,
2108
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,083
what's the matter?
2109
01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:01,125
It's Molly...
2110
01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:01,125
She's moving.
2111
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:04,250
And I love her so much!
2112
01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:07,291
Get a hold of yourself.
2113
01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:07,291
Get a hold of yourself.
2114
01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:10,000
This is an important
2115
01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:10,000
lesson to learn in life.
2116
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:16,083
When you love,
2117
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:16,083
expect disappointment.
2118
01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,291
It's just the way it is...
2119
01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,291
It's just the way it is.
2120
01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,959
And finally,
2121
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,583
this connection has
2122
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,583
fundamentally changed you...
2123
01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:10,917
Significantly altered
2124
01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:10,917
you to - the - core.
2125
01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:23,083
You know what the
2126
01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:23,083
hell you're doing?
2127
01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,709
I didn't come to fight...
2128
01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,875
I knew you'd need this.
2129
01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:34,083
You know, Elena,
2130
01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:34,083
maybe Nash was right.
2131
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,709
You know,
2132
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,709
maybe I am clueless,
2133
01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:38,125
but I know one thing
2134
01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:38,125
if I know nothing else.
2135
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:39,917
You are not a lesbian.
2136
01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:43,500
You're right. I'm not.
2137
01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:46,667
Then why the hell
2138
01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:46,667
are you doin' this?
2139
01:38:46,709 --> 01:38:48,917
To us?
2140
01:38:46,709 --> 01:38:48,917
To Nash?
2141
01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:52,125
I mean, it just doesn't
2142
01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:52,125
make any sense to me.
2143
01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,041
And don't even get me
2144
01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,041
started on how selfish this is.
2145
01:38:54,083 --> 01:38:55,375
Nash needs us.
2146
01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:57,125
You're right.
2147
01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:57,125
Nash needs us.
2148
01:38:57,166 --> 01:39:00,000
He needs us.
2149
01:38:57,166 --> 01:39:00,000
The real us...
2150
01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:02,166
The best of us!
2151
01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:04,208
My God, Barry,
2152
01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:04,208
I'm done lying...
2153
01:39:04,250 --> 01:39:05,041
What?
2154
01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:07,000
To him! To you!
2155
01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:07,000
To myself!
2156
01:39:07,041 --> 01:39:08,542
This...
2157
01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,250
It has nothing to
2158
01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,250
do with Peyton.
2159
01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:11,959
It has everything
2160
01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:11,959
to do with Peyton.
2161
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,000
This is my decision
2162
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,000
about my son and my life!
2163
01:39:14,041 --> 01:39:16,917
I should have been done
2164
01:39:14,041 --> 01:39:16,917
with this charade years ago!
2165
01:39:18,083 --> 01:39:19,250
Charade?
2166
01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:21,625
A Charade?
2167
01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:21,625
Are you serious?
2168
01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:23,959
You got on this
2169
01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:23,959
thing from the very start!
2170
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,375
And that was selfish.
2171
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:29,375
Being here, and not really
2172
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:29,375
being inside it with you.
2173
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,375
I'm done with this Barry.
2174
01:39:33,417 --> 01:39:36,750
And if it's selfish, so be it.
2175
01:39:36,792 --> 01:39:40,333
- It is selfish.
2176
01:39:36,792 --> 01:39:40,333
- Barry, I'm done with this.
2177
01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:42,709
- Elena, I--
2178
01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:42,709
- I'm done.
2179
01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:10,417
I finished all the classes,
2180
01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:10,417
did all the paperwork.
2181
01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:13,792
She said that I can be looking
2182
01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:13,792
at placements within weeks.
2183
01:40:13,834 --> 01:40:15,792
Oh, God!
2184
01:40:15,834 --> 01:40:17,375
And that's because you're not,
2185
01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:18,959
you're not letting
2186
01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:18,959
anything get in your way.
2187
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,458
No, no. No worries.
2188
01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,333
Keeping one focus,
2189
01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,333
and one focus only.
2190
01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,125
Gosh, Wave,
2191
01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,125
I'm going to be a mom!
2192
01:40:27,166 --> 01:40:28,333
Yeah!
2193
01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,959
I'll be right around
2194
01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,959
for auntie duty
2195
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,250
just after that whaa! stage.
2196
01:40:33,291 --> 01:40:35,041
You'll be there.
2197
01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:36,959
Hey, I know it's taken a while,
2198
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,333
but you finally look like
2199
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,333
you're among the living.
2200
01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:41,208
And that would be the spray tan.
2201
01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:48,166
Hey.
2202
01:40:50,583 --> 01:40:52,917
Wow, that is so bizarre.
2203
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:55,291
I was just reading this
2204
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:55,291
morning about the correlation
2205
01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:58,375
of coincidence with the
2206
01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:58,375
concept of fatalism.
2207
01:40:58,417 --> 01:40:59,834
Oh, yeah?
2208
01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,417
Which would, you know,
2209
01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,417
throw a great deal of weight
2210
01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:05,375
to the premise that all of us
2211
01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:05,375
running into one another was...
2212
01:41:05,417 --> 01:41:07,250
probably inevitable.
2213
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,208
Elena.
2214
01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:19,333
Hi.
2215
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:36,166
Oh, Christ.
2216
01:41:36,208 --> 01:41:38,959
- Are you kidding me?
2217
01:41:36,208 --> 01:41:38,959
- I can explain.
2218
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,458
- Don't.
2219
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,458
- Peyton.
2220
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:41,458
Just save it!
2221
01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:43,250
Don't talk to my mom like that.
2222
01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:47,375
- Peyton, please listen to me.
2223
01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:47,375
- No, no, no.
2224
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:49,208
You've been fucking
2225
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:49,208
him this whole time?
2226
01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,333
- No!
2227
01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,333
- You played me!
2228
01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:54,000
- I didn't.
2229
01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:54,000
- Yeah, you did.
2230
01:41:54,041 --> 01:41:56,166
You think you could
2231
01:41:54,041 --> 01:41:56,166
just come into my world?
2232
01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,208
I might be the fool, but you
2233
01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,208
are nothing but a selfish whore.
2234
01:41:59,792 --> 01:42:01,625
Elena! Elena!
2235
01:42:01,667 --> 01:42:02,709
Help!
2236
01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:04,208
Help! Somebody call 911!
2237
01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:07,500
How could I go to the hospital?
2238
01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:09,166
I don't belong there.
2239
01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:11,166
You couldn't know.
2240
01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:13,959
Peyton, you took a chance.
2241
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,333
You know, you took
2242
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,333
a huge, beautiful risk.
2243
01:42:17,959 --> 01:42:19,625
[doorbell chimes]
2244
01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,291
She just doesn't quit!
2245
01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,291
Does she?
2246
01:42:30,667 --> 01:42:33,458
Sending you around here
2247
01:42:30,667 --> 01:42:33,458
to do her dirty work for her.
2248
01:42:35,750 --> 01:42:37,333
Peyton...
2249
01:42:38,458 --> 01:42:39,792
She needs you.
2250
01:42:40,959 --> 01:42:42,333
Nash...
2251
01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:46,000
Please...
2252
01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:46,000
Please.
2253
01:43:05,792 --> 01:43:07,000
Peyton!
2254
01:43:07,917 --> 01:43:09,959
You alright?
2255
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,417
She's fine.
2256
01:43:11,458 --> 01:43:13,458
Baby's doing just dandy.
2257
01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:17,542
Look, I'm glad
2258
01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:17,542
everything's alright,
2259
01:43:17,583 --> 01:43:20,250
but I have no idea
2260
01:43:17,583 --> 01:43:20,250
why I'm here.
2261
01:43:20,291 --> 01:43:24,166
Peyton, please.
2262
01:43:20,291 --> 01:43:24,166
Just sit, and listen.
2263
01:43:42,709 --> 01:43:49,375
I know you're upset...
2264
01:43:42,709 --> 01:43:49,375
but please understand.
2265
01:43:51,583 --> 01:43:55,750
This entire last year was
2266
01:43:51,583 --> 01:43:55,750
never supposed to happen.
2267
01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:58,291
It was never even
2268
01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:58,291
imaginable to me.
2269
01:43:58,333 --> 01:44:01,166
I fell in love with you...
2270
01:44:01,208 --> 01:44:02,959
A woman.
2271
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:05,625
Yes, I'm pregnant,
2272
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:05,625
but it's not because
2273
01:44:05,667 --> 01:44:08,667
I've been sleeping with Barry.
2274
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,750
Barry hasn't touched me
2275
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,750
since we started.
2276
01:44:15,166 --> 01:44:17,750
It's Tyler...
2277
01:44:17,792 --> 01:44:19,917
Tyler's the father.
2278
01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,083
Trust me, we weren't
2279
01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,083
sleeping together either.
2280
01:44:23,125 --> 01:44:24,458
Lily would have--
2281
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:29,291
After all those years
2282
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:29,291
of infertility hell...
2283
01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:32,250
Tyler offered and I accepted.
2284
01:44:34,417 --> 01:44:37,250
It's my greatest
2285
01:44:34,417 --> 01:44:37,250
contribution to mankind.
2286
01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:41,291
- You OK?
2287
01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:41,291
- Yeah.
2288
01:44:52,458 --> 01:44:54,250
Why didn't you tell me?
2289
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:56,875
After all this time.
2290
01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:01,417
My God,
2291
01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:01,417
I was so hateful to you.
2292
01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,291
Peyton, I must have tried to
2293
01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,291
call you a thousand times,
2294
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:08,333
but I...
2295
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:08,333
I had things to take care of.
2296
01:45:08,375 --> 01:45:10,250
Nash...
2297
01:45:10,291 --> 01:45:12,375
Barry...
2298
01:45:13,542 --> 01:45:15,291
Starting my divorce.
2299
01:45:17,709 --> 01:45:20,709
And during that time,
2300
01:45:20,750 --> 01:45:24,500
Tyler's little guys
2301
01:45:20,750 --> 01:45:24,500
hit the jackpot,
2302
01:45:24,542 --> 01:45:26,208
and I got pregnant.
2303
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:36,917
I just need you to know...
2304
01:45:36,959 --> 01:45:40,208
that none...
2305
01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:43,375
none of what
2306
01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:43,375
we had was a lie.
2307
01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:50,333
It was the truest
2308
01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:50,333
thing I have ever known.
2309
01:45:58,458 --> 01:46:00,041
I'm so sorry.
2310
01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:05,500
I'm so sorry that I was
2311
01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:05,500
so hateful...
2312
01:46:05,542 --> 01:46:07,083
I'm so sorry.
2313
01:46:16,583 --> 01:46:18,041
Look at me.
2314
01:46:23,667 --> 01:46:25,625
- You're pregnant!
2315
01:46:23,667 --> 01:46:25,625
- Yeah.
2316
01:46:25,667 --> 01:46:27,750
That's awesome!
2317
01:46:25,667 --> 01:46:27,750
So awesome!
2318
01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:32,166
I miss you.
2319
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:34,542
I miss you, too.
2320
01:46:36,625 --> 01:46:37,834
You're so beautiful.
2321
01:46:39,917 --> 01:46:41,792
Oh, I've missed you so much.
2322
01:46:42,792 --> 01:46:44,375
I've missed you so much.
2323
01:46:48,709 --> 01:46:54,709
♪ Suddenly... ♪
2324
01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:59,333
♪ I want to know
2325
01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:59,333
your life story ♪
2326
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:02,291
♪ Make a film of you ♪
2327
01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:07,667
♪ And I... ♪
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♪ Want to read a book on you ♪
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♪ Finally, Suddenly... ♪
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Yes. All is as it should be.
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Soulemetry.
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