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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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WOMAN: Stop him! He's
stolen the pulse regulator!
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You tawdry technological
twits should be honored
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that Lex Luthor
deemed your prototype
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decent enough to steal!
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So long, dummies! (LAUGHS)
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Those fools had no clue what
they had in their hands.
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A quantum battery.
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Exactly what I need to
intensify my own device.
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Once I connect it to my
Kryptonite radiation emitter,
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I'll have everything I need
to destroy Superman. (LAUGHS)
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I don't think so, Luthor.
End of the line.
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For one of us, Superman.
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(GUN CHARGING)
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(CRACKLING)
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You're going to have to do
better than that, Luthor.
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Impossible!
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My calculations were perfect!
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(BUZZING)
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- (SUPERMAN EXCLAIMING)
- (CRACKLING)
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That's unexpected.
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Maybe I didn't carry the one.
(CHUCKLES)
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BOTH: You're coming
with me, Luthor.
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(LAUGHS) Er, no.
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(GRUNTING)
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Calm down, friend.
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We have to stop Luthor, but
we don't have to be mean.
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Get out of my way, impostor.
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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We clearly got off
on the wrong foot.
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Then try this one.
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Now where were we?
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(GRUNTS)
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I must be more brilliant
than even I suspected.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Hey, friend.
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Let's talk this out.
I can brew some tea.
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(GRUNTS)
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This show is so good, I
should have brought popcorn.
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Violence never solves anything!
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, Lex.
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Your suit looks like it
could use a tune-up.
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- Back away, Wonder Woman.
- (GUN CHARGING)
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Even I don't know what my
emitter might do to you.
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- (CRACKLING)
- (EXCLAIMING)
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Fascinating.
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Apparently, mutated Kryptonite
affects humans, as well.
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Please surrender, or I'll...
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ask you a second time.
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Disgusting.
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I'll show you how a warrior
seizes her victory.
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Careful, sister. I
don't wanna hurt you.
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Well, that makes one of us.
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(GRUNTING)
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(MOANS)
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- Wonder Woman. Ha!
- (GROANS)
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Yeah, I wonder how anyone
could be so gullible.
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No. We take this, and deal
with the others later.
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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Please allow us to escort you
to a lovely prison cell.
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Let me get this straight.
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Bad red versions of both of
them knocked you around,
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then flew off with a
faulty radiation emitter?
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Faulty? My device
exceeded expectations!
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Your red opposites
have half your powers
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and all your aggression.
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Good luck beating them
with these bluebells.
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I brought you some
spare blankets.
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These cells can get drafty.
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I like the way you're
thinking, Wonder Woman.
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We may have some of Flash's turkey meatloaf
left over from our League pot-luck.
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I'll heat some up for our guest.
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Guest? (STAMMERS) Maybe we
should check in with Batman.
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Before someone decides to
redecorate Luthor's cell.
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My primary concern is where
they took that emitter,
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and what they plan
to do with it.
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If we found them,
we could ask them.
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Told ya. They've taken
good to a whole new level.
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A weird one.
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The emitter has a unique
Kryptonite radiation signature.
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I should be able to track
it with our satellite.
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Well, that's clever thinking.
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Let's give Batman three cheers.
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- Please don't.
- BOTH: Hip, hip, hooray!
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- Hip, hip, hooray!
- (COMPUTER BEEPS)
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Found it. They're hiding in one
of Luthor's abandoned labs.
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- Let's go.
- Hip, hip, hooray!
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We'd be only too happy to help.
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Yeah, we got this.
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Maybe you two could keep
cheering or something.
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It is pretty fun.
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BOTH: Hip, hip, hooray!
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Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
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RED WONDER WOMAN: I say we
cause an emergency so big,
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it draws the entire
Justice League.
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Then we make duplicates of all
of them at the same time.
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Free our red brethren
from their blue shackles.
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They probably already
told the Bat.
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It won't be that simple.
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That's right. It won't.
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They found us.
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Take them down, fast.
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- I'll grind them into paste.
- (RED SUPERMAN COUGHING)
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And here I thought I'd
like a bad Wonder Woman.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Ah!
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- Arrow!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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- (EXCLAIMING)
- (CRACKLING)
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Finally.
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It took you long enough.
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Time for some...
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exercise.
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- (KNUCKLES CRACKING)
- (CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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Batman, I have nothing but the
utmost respect for your skills.
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Let's talk this out.
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(GRUNTS)
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Should we help him?
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Wait. I wanna see this.
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(GRUNTING)
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All right. Truce.
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Really? You mean it?
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Of course.
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Great. In that case, we can...
(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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We should dig out the archer
and give him a blast, as well.
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You're thinking too small.
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If we connect the emitter
to the Watchtower,
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and beam the signal through our
satellites around the world,
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we can split everyone at once,
including the entire League.
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The reds will conquer the blues,
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and then we'll be in control.
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That's not a bad idea, for
a man in a red Batsuit.
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Come on.
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(GROANS)
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Batman, we have to
warn the others.
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(GROANS)
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Just 10 more minutes, Alfred.
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I was having the most
fascinating dream.
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Come on, you got to wake up.
Snap out of it, Bats.
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I'm back. Let's move.
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Now there's the Batman
I know and fear.
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I hope.
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(TYPING)
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We're connected, but we're
running low on power.
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We'll only get one shot at this.
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BLUE BATMAN: What a mess!
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Come on! Element of
surprise, remember...
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We talked about this.
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Do the right thing.
Give yourselves up.
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We'll forgive you.
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I'm only going to say this once.
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Please.
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And bull's-eye.
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Get that emitter.
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- Uh, uh-oh.
- You should run.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GROANS)
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Don't!
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The battery won't have enough energy
to beam through the satellite.
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(BLUE LEX GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Perhaps I can be of
some assistance.
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- (WHIRRING)
- There.
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I've wired the emitter to the
Watchtower's power core,
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solving the battery issue.
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With a flip of this switch,
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all the Leaguers
around the world
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will be split in two.
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May the worst hero win.
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My sentiments exactly.
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(LAUGHS)
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I knew I liked you, Lex.
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Yeah, man. I look
dreadful in red.
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I'm just letting you know.
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(BEEPS)
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(WHIRRING)
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(WEAPON COCKING)
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(WEAPONS COCKING)
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Fool! You're targeting us!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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I apologize for my
distasteful subterfuge,
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but it was the most
expedient solution.
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(ALL GROANING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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I've gotta say, I did
not see that coming.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What just happened?
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How is red Luthor good?
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The blues contained
our true natures,
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while the red was an aberration.
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In Luthor's case,
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blue Luthor contained the
true nature of evil, while...
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I was the aberration.
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A good Luthor.
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Hold up. You whacked the
other guy with a chair.
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(MOANS)
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Now, how is that good?
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It was the only way I could
see to help everyone.
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Believe me, it hurt me
more than it did him.
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(WHIRRING)
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Well, not so fast.
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A good Luthor could be
great for the world.
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This is not the way
it was meant to be.
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Great heroes make
great sacrifices.
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This is mine.
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- (YELLING)
- (CRACKLING)
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Betrayed and beaten
by the one person
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I always thought I could trust.
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Me.
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I always knew you had
a good side, Luthor.
224
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But I never figured it would
be your smartest side.
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Meh, meh, meh, meh,
meh, meh, meh.
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