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MAN: Step on it, would you?
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I've seen camels with
more giddy up and go.
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Gonna miss the whole
super-kerfuffle.
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Better off walking there.
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Hey bud, you forgot to pay!
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Me pay you? You should pay me!
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For making me late for
the story of the year!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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(PANTING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hey, Deputy donut shop.
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Sid Sharp from the Daily Planet.
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Cut to the chase! What's
the low down here?
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I already gave the other guy
from the Planet my statement.
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Why don't you go ask him?
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No, no, no, not him, not again!
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You poaching my story, Kent?
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Uh, hey, Sid! What do
you mean by poaching?
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I've been here for
20 minutes already.
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How? I just ran here as
soon as it hit the wire.
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I've got my sources.
Maybe next time, Sid.
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Yeah, next time you'll
find my boot in your...
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CLARK: What was that?
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Nothing!
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You're hearing things, Clark.
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Next time you get new glasses,
check your hearing too.
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Why would two big gangsters
have alien weaponry?
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I'm sure it wasn't
just to rob a bank.
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Apokolips seems like
the obvious answer.
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I'll have to analyze it
back at the watch tower.
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SID: How does he do it?
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Every time there's a
story about Superman,
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Kent is there with the scoop.
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Well, Mr. Sharp.
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Superman and Clark
are friends, so,
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anytime there's some
action in Metropolis,
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I'm sure Sup's just
give him a ring.
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(MOCKINGLY) I'm sure
he just gives him a...
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Hey!
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You're a genius, Olson.
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Hah! I don't care what
they say about you.
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Wait, what do they say about me?
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Look, Kent first made a name
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reporting on that
flying boy scout.
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What I need, is my own
super meal ticket.
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Great Caesar's ghost!
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Great Caesar's ghost?
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That's a terrible name,
it's Doctor Scoop.
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Sid, are you out of your mind?
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Now, you think about it.
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The Daily Planet
will have access
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to its own personal
superhero, me!
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And I'll be there
to report it all.
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Even if I did recognize
your true genius,
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you're forgetting
one key ingredient!
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You're not a superhero,
you blockhead!
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DARKSEID: I give the humans weapons
to destroy the Kryptonian.
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And they use it to rob a bank?
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Who among you will succeed,
where the humans have failed?
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Surely, the Kryptonian
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is no match for your
most devoted acolytes.
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Desaad, Kanto,
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and your own savage
son, Kalibak.
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I have already located
the Kryptonian,
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in the structure the humans call
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the Daily Planet.
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Allow me to dispatch a
team of para-demons
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to retrieve this caped nuisance.
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DARKSEID: Very well, Desaad.
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I want the Kryptonian back here,
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where I will deal
with him, otherwise,
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I will deal with you.
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(BEEPING)
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Clark here.
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I finished my analysis
of the alien weaponry.
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It's definitely from Apokolips.
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I'll be right there.
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Can't you see I'm
changing in here?
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Oh, sorry, Sid.
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Are you going to be long?
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(RUMBLING)
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Arming Kryptonite bomb.
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(GRUNTING)
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DEMON: We have him.
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JIMMY: Mr. Kent?
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Mr. Kent,
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Sid was just abducted
by Darkseid's goons.
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Looks like Superman's gonna
have to go to Apokolips
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to save him.
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(SIGHS)
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Yeah, I guess so.
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DARKSEID: Desaad, I told you
to bring me the Kryptonian.
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That not Man of Steel?
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Man of Steel?
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This little fish isn't
even the man of oatmeal.
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Wait a minute, Mount Rushmore.
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Superman's my pal.
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He's gonna be upset,
you kidnapped me.
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You stand with
Kal-El of Krypton?
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If that's who you call
Superman, then yes.
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Sorry, it's hard
to understand you.
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Got some phlegm in your
throat or something?
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You dare mock a
god of Apokolips!
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Just saying, team ugly over
here might have a better shot
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at following orders.
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If they could understand you!
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Mother say I very handsome.
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Enough!
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If this flotsam will draw
the Kryptonian to us,
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then he shall live.
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Long enough to see his
friend walk into our trap.
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BATMAN: According
to our scanners,
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the boom tube originated from
inside Darkseid's throne room.
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Getting in will be easy enough.
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It's getting him out
that will be tricky.
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This Sid Sharp, he's
a friend of yours?
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He's...
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Someone who needs my help.
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Sid?
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Sid Sharp?
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About time.
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Superman, look out!
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(GRUNTING)
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GRANNY GOODNESS:
He came for him.
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So, this another Superman?
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SID: Superman, you okay?
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(GRUNTS)
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Need more time.
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You three stand watch while
I tell Lord Darkseid
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about our victory.
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I never dreamed you three
could be as dim-witted
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as you are revolting.
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You're just going to let him waltz
out and take credit like that?
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The Earthling has a point.
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Why should Kanto
receive the glory?
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True, Kalibak was hoping
for a big hug from Father.
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Don't just stand
there, go get him!
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KANTO: What madness is this?
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You dare lay your
hands on Kanto?
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Before Superman got here, I heard Mr.
Mustache say
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that if the plan failed,
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he's gonna blame it
on you two dummies.
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Is that true, Kanto?
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You would believe the
Earthling over a member
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of Darkseid's Elite?
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Actually, now that
I think about it,
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Hoody over here was
the one who said it.
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Desaad used dirty tricks.
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Surely, this is just the
Earthling's ploy to...
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He hasn't the wit
to lie, Desaad.
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Enough, all of you!
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Bring me the Kryptonian.
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Before I turn all
four of you into ash.
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Almost ready.
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As you see, Lord Darkseid,
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our trap worked, and this
Superman is now ours.
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I mean, yours.
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I expected more.
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From the last son of Krypton.
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Yeah, big chief stone face,
you let him have it.
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You had one job,
big blue cheese,
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and you blew it!
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Ha. Some rescue...
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- I'll say this about the Earth people.
- took your sweet time...
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- They always keep things interesting.
- man of tomorrow.
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They should call you
the man of how about,
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sometime next week!
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Sorry I disappointed you, Sid.
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Maybe you can make it up to me.
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Father!
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He's mine.
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Not if I have anything
to say about it.
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DARKSEID: Kryptonian?
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(RUMBLING)
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(GASPS)
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(SID EXCLAIMS)
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Superman, that cockamamie remote control
is our ticket out of this dump.
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Para-demons, attack!
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Hey, that was a
pretty good swipe.
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Guess we know why they call
you the man of "steal".
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(LAUGHING)
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Desaad.
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You have failed me
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for the last time...
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This mean no hug?
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Hmm.
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And then Superman was like,
it's up to you, Sid.
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And I was like, but
you're Superman.
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And he said,
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you're the Superman now.
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(CHUCKLES) Come on now,
Sid, he didn't say that.
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Which one of us was
there, sunstroke?
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You can read all about it
in today's early edition.
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Don't worry.
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I'll invite you to
the inevitable.
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Pulitzer Prize ceremony.
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Chief?
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You're not gonna believe
the story I have for you.
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I don't know, Sid.
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Kent here just turned
in quite a doozy.
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Superman doing battle on some
alien world called Apokolips?
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Apokolips?
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I was just gonna tell you!
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I gotta go tell them
to hold the front page
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for Clark's story!
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Uh...
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That reminds me, I
took your advice
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and had my ears
checked yesterday.
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Turns out there's
no need to worry.
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I can hear as well
as I ever did.
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(END MUSIC PLAYING)
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