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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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CHILDREN: Trick or treat?
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CAIN: Ah, the simple
joys of Halloween.
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Good evening. My name is Cain.
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Story teller and caretaker
of The House of Mystery.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Oh, but of course, you
know The House of Mystery.
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It's that old, dark ruin,
at the end of the street
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that you would swear wasn't
there the last time you looked.
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See what I mean?
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(CAIN LAUGHS)
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The house appears and
vanishes of its own accord.
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Collecting all that is
terrifying and bizarre,
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within its walls.
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Those who enter it's doorway
are forever changed
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by the experience.
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As those tykes over
yonder, will soon learn.
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(MANIC LAUGHTER)
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CHILDREN: Thank you!
Happy Halloween.
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- I got a chocolate bar.
- I got a bag of taffy.
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I got a popcorn ball.
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I got a rock...
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Candy stick. Mmm. Bit
of all right, actually.
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That's the best house so far.
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I know. What were those weirdoes
down the street thinking?
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Giving us toothbrushes.
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Lex has got a sick
sense of humor.
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Though, it is gratifying to
see adults concerned with
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pre-teen oral hygiene.
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We're still egging their house.
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Oh, definitely.
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BULLY: Okay, wimpoid. Give!
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No. Please.
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PANTHER BOY: Leave me alone.
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Why don't you make us?
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KID BATMAN: How
about we make you?
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Looky here, four
more bags of candy,
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free for the taking.
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Candy? What candy?
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- Where did it go?
- Where there was one,
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there are now two.
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But, remember what
your doctor says,
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-"Too much candy is bad for
your tummy." -(GRUNTING)
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Seems you lads are having
a bit of hard luck,
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here's some more.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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Run.
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- (SCREAMING)
- (GRUNTING)
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Give me back my horse
shoes, you chaps.
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Whoa, did we just do that?
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These costumes are
oddly empowering.
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PANTHER BOY: That was awesome!
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You guys are just like
the real Justice League.
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Batman, Zatanna, Dr.
Fate and you.
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PANTHER BOY: You're
John Constantine.
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Good eye, mate.
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I didn't even have to show my
collection of lucky charms.
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We need heroes, tonight.
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Those bullies have been ripping
off the whole neighborhood.
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Not just candy. But bikes,
video games, you name it.
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That's where they store
their stolen loot.
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(THUNDER CLAPPING)
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There's never a key around, when you
want to get into a spooky old house.
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Master, we've done
as you commanded.
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Please release us.
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Return to your true forms.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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We could bash open the door.
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Maybe we should
just tell an adult.
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Or we could bash open the door.
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With any luck, the noise scared
the bejeebers out of those punks.
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Did he really just
say, "Bejeebers?"
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(GIGGLES) He totally
said, "Bejeebers."
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It's true. The bullies are gone.
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But you four will be staying.
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Hello. What's all this?
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It's the scary part, kiddies.
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Some of you may want
to close your eyes.
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(ALL CHILDREN SCREAMING)
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(MONSTERS ROARING)
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(SNARLS)
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Confidentially, I can't
stand to look either.
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(GRUNTS)
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(MONSTERS GROWLING)
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In here!
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(SNARLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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- (MONSTERS GROWLING)
- (CHILDREN PANTING)
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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
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Now, this is what I call Halloween.
(LAUGHS)
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(SHRIEKS)
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Is that us?
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Somehow, I know that's
a mirror of truth.
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It shows things as
they really are.
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KID DR. FATE: Somehow,
I know that too.
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Blimey! We don't just look
like the Justice League.
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KID BATMAN: We are
the Justice League.
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I too, am a familiar face.
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(CHILDREN GASPING)
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Klarion, the Witch Boy.
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He's been a mystic threat to
the Justice League for years.
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We have had our fun, haven't we?
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But tonight, the
game ends, for you.
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It's coming back to me.
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Just today, I sensed
the appearance
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of The House of Mystery
in this small town.
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And we came here to make sure
no unwary mortals entered
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the house before
it vanished again.
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Yes. And, that's when I attacked
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and transformed you back
into witless 10-year-olds.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, I sense an evil master
plan about to unfold.
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Heh. Don't keep us
in suspense mate.
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Once I lured you inside the
house, I knew it would be easy
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to relieve you of this!
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(GASPS)
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The helmet of fate.
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Of course.
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One of the most powerful magical
objects in all of creation.
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- (CAT MEOWS)
- Now conveniently my size.
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KLARION: (LAUGHS) Yes!
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KLARION: At the stroke of
midnight, this house will vanish.
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Taking you half-sized
heroes with it.
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Then I will rule the world
as sorcerer supreme.
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Well, we can't
have that, can we?
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(GROANS)
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JOHN: Red hot cinnamon balls.
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Always welcome in my goody bag.
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(GRUNTING)
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Now, while Klarion's distracted,
stop him with a spell.
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(GROANING)
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KID ZATANNA: I can't.
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He turned us back
into 10-year-olds.
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And, that's a problem. Why?
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Braces. I can barely
talk front ways.
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Never mind backwards.
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Try.
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(KID ZATANNA CHANTING SPELL)
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KLARION: None of your
back talk, little witch.
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(GROWLING)
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(CACKLING)
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Bring me the helmet.
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Like a good old rugby
game, right bats?
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Catch!
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- Tear them to bits.
- (CAT MEOWS)
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(GROWLS)
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(KID ZATANNA CHANTING SPELL)
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Impossible. How?
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Let's hear it for the widows
who give out toothbrushes.
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- (SNARLS)
- KID BATMAN: Hey.
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Do your stuff, doc.
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Be gone creatures.
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House of mystery.
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Obey the will of fate.
Release us.
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(CLOCK BELL TOLLING)
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It's midnight. The house
is going to vanish.
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And us, with it.
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Release us.
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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
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Hurry, Teekl. We can
still get the helmet.
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Not tonight, witch boy.
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(KID ZATANNA CHANTING SPELL)
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(KLARION GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS) No!
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(WOOD CREAKING)
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(KID DR. FATE STRAINING)
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(STRAINING)
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(THUNDER CRACKS)
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Talk about a wild Halloween.
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Hard to believe it
really happened.
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Hard to believe you
really said, "Bejeebers."
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I never said, "Bejeebers."
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You totally said, "Bejeebers."
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(CAIN LAUGHS)
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You never know when a bloke needs
to get into a spooky old house.
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Don't be scared, kiddies.
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After all, it was only a story.
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Still, if on some Halloween you
pass by a spooky old house
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that wasn't there a moment
before, please come in
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and say, "Hello." We'd
love to have you.
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(CAIN LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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