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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Man ] Here,
at the London Plaza Theater,
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we are privileged
to be watching...
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a very special
demonstration cut today,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Raymond Robertson.
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[ Applause ]
[ Coughing ]
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Last year's winner
of the British Hairdressing
Championships.
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And the year before that,
and since I'm counting,
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Perm of the Year Award
1978 and '79.
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Redken Salon of the Century
runner-up, 1995.
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International Team Member,
Helsinki Women's Blow Dry, 1998.
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Raymond Robertson.
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Gentlemen, ladies.
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I have an announcement
to make...
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that will change the face
of this town forever.
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Something of a coup.
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That's with a "P", Stanley,
if I say so myself.
[ Clears Throat ]
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Let's hear it for London's own,
Ray Robertson !
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[ Applause, Cheering ]
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Bravo !
Ladies and gentlemen,
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today, as the president...
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of the British Hair Federation,
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Well done.
I am proud to announce...
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the lucky town
which will play host...
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to this year's championship...
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is...
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Keighley !
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As Lord Mayor of the town
of Keighley,
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I am proud to announce that
from a long list of competitors,
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our hometown
has been chosen to host--
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wait for it--
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this year's British
Hairdressing Championships.
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Come again ?
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This year's British
Hairdressing Championships.
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[ Camera Shutters Clicking ]
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I'm sorry.
It does that sometimes.
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Well, is that it then ?
Hairdressing ?
Hold the back page, lads.
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- Now, lads.
- That's just crap.
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Come on, boys.
This competition's gonna change
the face of this town.
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Ungrateful bastards.
You'll be sorry.
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Tony, can anyone enter ?
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No. Professionals only.
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I am a professional.
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Time to wake up, love.
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[ Groaning ]
[ Alarm Clock Beeping ]
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How many times ?
Bloody dirty boots downstairs.
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[ Alarm Clock
Continues Beeping ]
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[ Weakly ]
Tea.
In the pot.
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Shelley !
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Good luck, love.
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[ Whistles ]
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[ Man ]
No, not a chance, Tony.
Come on, Phil, lad.
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Chance to add
to the silverware.
No.
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You're joking me.
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You're not gonna enter ?
King of the bloody scissors.
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Mr. Numero Uno.
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Keep still, will ya ?
I'll have your ear off.
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And you needn't look
so bloody interested.
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Well, I can't help hearing,
can I ?
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It's team cutting, you know.
Think of it, Phil.
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Father-and-son team.
Brian's on for it.
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Listen, I did competitions
for ten years, and that were
ten years too many.
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I'm a barber.
He's a barber.
End of story.
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Short back and sides,
and you're out on your arse.
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- We could walk it, Dad.
- Enough.
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[ Siren Wailing ]
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[ Knock On Door ]
Come in.
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Hello.
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Mrs. Birkett. Shelley.
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Robert.
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Why don't I start ?
Pardon ?
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I'll kick off, shall I ?
Right.
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See if I can
remember it all.
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Ah, yes.
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There are a number of ways
we can proceed.
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Obviously there's another
course of chemotherapy,
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though this would be your--
what is it now--
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third course
in as many years.
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It looks like someone in the
remission department's trying
to tell you something there.
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Then, there's
the bone marrow donor
transplant option,
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which, as we know, is about
as likely as the pope
on a pogo stick.
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So, not to beat about the bush,
you've had it, I'm afraid.
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- You're stuffed.
- Shelley--
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Am I right ?
Shelley,
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chemotherapy--
Come on, Robert.
Am I right ?
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Yes.
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Don't you just love
being right, eh ?
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[ Clattering ]
All right, love ?
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- Mum.
- You got a minute ?
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Well, you know--
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I need a chat, love.
Maybe pop up later, eh ?
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- Yeah, maybe.
- Tonight ? I'll cook.
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Can't tonight,
I'm working.
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Tomorrow ?
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I'll give you a ring,
all right ?
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[ Chuckles ]
You could shout
and I'd hear ya.
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Yeah, well.
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00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,689
Look,
he's in a right mood.
I'd better--
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Ta-ra.
Yeah...
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ta-ra.
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Now don't go dying on me
under there.
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Small step for you,
great step for mankind.
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Well ?
All clear.
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One hundred percent ?
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One hundred percent.
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Oh, that's my girl !
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Be a darling, Vincent.
Wet nails.
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[ Woman ] Please,
do not take the hair dryers
from the hotel bathrooms.
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I want Christina here with me.
Get a bit of a buzz going.
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Would you kindly check us in,
please, Louis ?
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Pleasure, treasure.
Thank you.
That's it, my love.
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Now you just stand there with me
and let them all have
a nice look at you.
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You see those three jokers ?
Kilburn Kutters.
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Brothers.
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Jasmine's married to Robert.
She's a nightmare.
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Great model, mind.
Chris, what have you
been using, eh ?
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I don't know.
Just some stuff I found
in the cupboard.
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Are you take--
Are you having me on ?
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I'm sorry.
Mum uses it.
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Well, you're not with your mom
in Minneapolis now, are you ?
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You're with me.
There's something you've gotta
realize pretty fast, darling.
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The competition has started.
Dad.
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I haven't see you in ages.
I'm on vacation.
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You asked me to model,
I didn't ask you.
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No, the whole town's
full up.
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But my dear, dear girl,
this reservation
was made months ago.
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There's nowt down in book.
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I don't care about
the bloody book, sweetie.
I just want our rooms, okay ?
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We don't have any.
We're full up.
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Room key, Mr. TJ ?
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Ah, the Randolph Suite.
[ Chuckles ]
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He's nicked our rooms.
That bastard's nicked our rooms.
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He's a bitter old bastard,
basically.
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And he's past it.
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No, no, he is.
I don't care what folks say.
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So he's got some trophies,
won a few things.
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They go back to the bloody
Ice Age them do, mate.
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Back to when the bloody Yeti
were wandering High Street
looking for a shampoo and set.
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Whole new world now, mate.
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More like sculpture
is modern styling.
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Tell you, if Henry Moore
were born now,
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he wouldn't piss around
with marble and statues
and stuff,
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he'd be an hairdresser.
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Who were you talking to ?
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Mr. Barry Birt.
Ah.
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There we go, Mr. Birt.
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Have a good trip.
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[ Louis ]
Well, they said you're in luck
'cause we've just had a vacancy.
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[ Ray ] No wonder.
It's in the middle
of bloody nowhere.
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- Says they do a good breakfast.
- You are joking, aren't you ?
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It's the last on the list.
You can sleep in the car !
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I'm sorry, love.
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[ Chickens Clucking ]
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[ Door Opens ]
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What ?
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Great Uncle Barton.
Ninety-three.
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Nonsmoker. The viewing's
the day after tomorrow, Noah.
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[ Noah ]
Ah.
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Well, come in
if you're coming.
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Plenty of room.
Just acquired an extra bedroom.
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Lovely.
Lovely, that's it, Barbara.
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Yes, the whole works.
Go for burn.
Go for burn, Dot.
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Come on, go for burn !
Go for burn !
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Bloody gyrobics.
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00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,383
Aerobics.
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00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:07,154
At my age,
I'll call it what I like.
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00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,422
You hardly said not
but two words to me,
you have.
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What's on your mind ?
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I'm a hairdresser, Daisy.
Nothing's on me mind.
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Your tests were due
this week.
Was it ?
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And ?
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Fine, you know.
All clear.
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That'll be why you're
crying then, is it ?
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I thought you couldn't see.
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I can't, you soft lass.
You're dripping all over me.
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[ Sniffles ]
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Sorry.
Come on.
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Don't give in
on the bugger.
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I already have, Daisy.
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You most certainly
have not, young lady.
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[ Sniffling ]
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Listen, I've had a long time
to think about dying.
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And there's only
one good thing knowing
you're on your way,
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00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,978
and that's
sorting it all out.
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00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,480
I never had a chance
with Harry.
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One minute,
he were feeding the cat...
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00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,385
and smelling up the kitchen
with his home brew.
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00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,424
And the next minute,
he just weren't. Gone.
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I never said good-bye.
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All them little ends
I never tied up.
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00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:31,404
So, my dear, you've tied up
all your ends, have you ?
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Absolutely, Daisy.
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00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:39,112
I've got an ex-husband
who hasn't talked to me
in ten year,
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a son who's embarrassed
to be in the same town as me,
let alone the same room,
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and a girlfriend
who thinks the only problem
we've got this year...
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is what color
to paint the salon.
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00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,060
Yeah, I'd say I've pretty much
tied the ends up now.
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00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,964
Well, you'd better get
a bloody move on then,
hadn't you ?
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00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,402
Oh, bloody fantastic.
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00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,038
Where'd you get it from ?
Leeds Train Station.
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00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,141
They're having a refit.
Cheap, but it works all right.
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00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,147
**
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00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,289
Oh, it's good.
It's very good.
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00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,226
Thanks, lads.
See you later.
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00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,098
All right, Shelley.
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00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,233
Brings it all back,
does that.
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00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:40,974
Hair By Night were my favorite
when I were modeling.
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00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,444
Phil would cook up
the most amazing dos.
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Big rigs, you know.
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00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,548
Well, he better
get a move on.
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Entries close
end of tomorrow.
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00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,686
Ten years too late
for that, Tony.
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00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,724
That's just what Phil said.
You know something ?
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00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,128
There's not a single team
from Keighley
in the whole competition,
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and we're hosting
the bloody thing.
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00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,365
That's typical
around here, that is.
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00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,668
I mean, we got
a veteran cutter,
you a veteran model.
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00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,205
There's Brian in the business,
and Sandra, another top model.
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00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,275
And what do you do
when the circus
comes to town, eh ?
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00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,011
In front of your home crowd,
you watch.
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00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,013
Tony,
we're not even speaking.
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00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,382
I'm not asking you
to speak, am I ?
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00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,085
I'm asking you to cut.
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00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,561
Christina.
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00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:12,031
[ Woman ] There.
[ Ray ]
Don't forget your roots.
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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,735
If you like these,
you'll let me color for you ?
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00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,838
If.
And that's a big "if".
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00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,208
What's in this mix, anyway ?
It don't look right to me.
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00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,277
[ Christina ]
Hmm, looks fine to me.
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00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,214
"Fine" might be all right
in your mother's salon,
but you're gonna have to...
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00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,216
do better than that
if you're to color for me.
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00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,418
"Fine" don't win
competitions.
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00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,487
Well, Dad, just give me
a chance, will you, okay ?
I'm a good colorist.
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00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,257
I can't see it meself.
It's only hair, isn't it ?
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00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,804
Only hair ?
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00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,342
You can tell a lot
from a man's hair.
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00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,544
Oh, aye ?
Oh, aye.
240
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,546
For instance.
241
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,681
Hey.
242
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,284
You washed it
three days ago...
243
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,286
[ Sniffs ]
with avec.
244
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,788
[ Sniffs ]
T.T.S.T.
245
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,460
Tea-Tree Scalp Treatment.
And it were cut--
246
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,629
rather well as it happens--
two and a half weeks ago.
247
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:24,904
- What ?
- By Phil Allen.
248
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,907
How'd you know that ?
249
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,843
Phil ?
Still cutting then ?
Who's Phil Allen ?
250
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:35,715
See that ? Tiny point
at the nape of the neck.
Unmistakable.
251
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,418
- He's out of it, Ray.
Has been for years.
- But who is he ?
252
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,753
- Nobody.
- ** [ Radio ]
253
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,226
** [ Louder ]
254
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,696
* Good morning, starshine
255
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,865
* The earth says hello
256
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,569
* You twinkle above
257
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,338
* We twinkle below
258
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:03,510
* Good morning, starshine
259
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,879
* You lead us along
260
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:11,251
* My love and me
as we sing *
261
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,487
* Our early morning
singing song *
262
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,590
* Gliddy glup gloopy *
Sandra...
263
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:21,194
you know this, uh,
hair competition ?
264
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,497
Yeah.
Should we go for it ?
265
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,165
You serious ?
266
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,969
Yeah.
267
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,539
Oh, Shell, I don't know.
268
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,275
That were a long time ago.
I'm hardly model material now.
269
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,678
You've got beauty hair,
and you know it.
270
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,515
We'll get Brian to do
Men's Timed Cut...
271
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,885
and Phil to do Total Look.
272
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,557
Brian... and Phil.
273
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,560
Don't see why not.
274
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,995
Oh, come on, Shell.
How many reasons
do you want "why not" ?
275
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,866
How about this for starters ?
You were married to him.
I was his model.
276
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,935
You and me ran off together,
night before national
championships.
277
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:06,773
Don't, Sandra.
Phil Allen hasn't said two words
to me in nearly ten years.
278
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,775
And you haven't said
two words to him.
279
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,743
It's time you both
bloody well started.
280
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,446
Oh, it is, is it ?
281
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,584
Sandra, I thought
you'd be up for it.
282
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,819
Well, I'm not saying
I'm not, love.
283
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,390
But if we're gonna do it,
can't we do it without him ?
284
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,758
No.
285
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:29,529
Well, I reckon Phil Allen
would rather cut me throat
than me hair,
286
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,498
to be honest with you.
287
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,866
[ Sighs ]
288
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,869
Oh, I'd love another
crack at it, though, Shell.
289
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,872
I really would.
290
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,309
* Mmm, the closer you get
291
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,611
Get out the moisturizer
and the mud packs...
* The better you look
292
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,014
because I'm the oldest person
on that stage by about 29 years.
293
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:52,852
* The better you look
the more I want you *
294
00:20:56,523 --> 00:21:00,026
* When you turn on your smile
Et voila.
295
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,530
* I feel my heart go wild
296
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,599
* I'm like a child
Looking good, girl.
297
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,502
* With a brand-new toy
Looking good.
298
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:15,308
* And I get
the sweetest feeling, honey *
299
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,076
* The sweetest
To us.
300
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,480
* Baby, the sweetest
301
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,050
[ Coughs ]
You sure this isn't
conditioner ?
302
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,853
* Ooh, yeah
303
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:31,724
Ah. "Tastes better when
drunk in bed." Hmm ?
** [ Continues ]
304
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,994
* Baby
305
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,996
Be right there.
306
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,667
* The more you thrill me
307
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,869
Aye...
308
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,606
* It's more
than I can stand *
to us.
309
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,677
* Girl
when you hold my hand *
310
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:55,815
* I feel so grand
that I could cry *
311
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,984
* And I get the
312
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,889
* Mama, the sweetest
313
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,793
* Sweetest feeling
* Baby, the sweetest
314
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:11,964
* Sweetest feeling
* Loving you *
315
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,069
[ Bell On Door Dings ]
316
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,878
Take a seat.
Be out in a sec.
317
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,847
Brian, shop.
318
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,688
Social call, is it ?
319
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,758
Just wanted a word.
320
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,528
Brian.
With you and all.
321
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,596
Please.
322
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,969
Hiya, Brian.
323
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,839
Mum.
324
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:57,577
Look, I know
it's mad, but...
325
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,679
I'm going in
for the competition.
326
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,751
I was wonderin'--
327
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,986
Well, what about it ?
328
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:11,758
It's one salon per town,
and nobody's even entered
for Keighley.
329
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,060
We're sort of a salon.
330
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:17,630
Well, could be...
technically.
331
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,832
I checked the rules.
332
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,134
Same family.
Technically.
333
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,170
Well, we could do it,
you know.
334
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,206
It wouldn't take much
to get back
in the swing of it.
335
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,842
Be like old times.
336
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:36,015
Old times stopped
ten years back, lass,
when you upped and went.
337
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,689
Finished your breakfast ?
We're open.
338
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:48,961
Brian, what about it ?
339
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:52,098
Please...
340
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,702
be my guest.
341
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,970
It's your choice, lad.
342
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,748
That were a good one, Phil.
343
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,817
One for the album, I'd say.
344
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,956
[ Rooster Crows ]
345
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,828
[ Louis ]
Oh, my. Christina ?
Yeah ?
346
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,498
Biological warfare unit
for you.
347
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,809
Guess I need
a bit more practice.
348
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,912
Louis, you're coloring.
349
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,919
If I had real models
to practice on, I'd do
a better job, right ?
350
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,992
[ Ding ]
351
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:04,571
One of the nastiest
double crowns I've ever had
the misfortune to tackle.
352
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:08,140
How the mighty have fallen.
353
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,076
Eh, Phil ?
354
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,646
It's seven-fifty a cut,
355
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,282
and two quid extra
if you want it washing.
356
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:19,886
[ Scoffs, Snorts ]
Wonderful.
357
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,589
Seven-fifty.
I'm in a museum.
358
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,591
There's no charge
for using the door.
359
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,326
Oh, come on, Phil.
360
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,130
I should be the one
bearing grudges around here.
361
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,332
Who nicked whose model, eh ?
362
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:37,303
Past life, Ray.
We could be talking about
another man altogether.
363
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,673
So, we won't be seeing
the flashing scissors
tomorrow then ?
364
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:44,076
No.
Well, it's a shame.
365
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,078
I'm on for
the treble this year.
366
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,080
Win it--
Win it this time,
367
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:52,585
I get--
I get this for keeps.
368
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,587
Won't that be something ?
369
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,056
Nice if you like
silverware, I guess.
370
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,993
I wonder if you
would have got the treble.
371
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,631
You know, if--
372
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,699
if Sandra hadn't done
a runner with Shelley,
that is.
373
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,068
Don't push it, Ray.
374
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,239
Well...
375
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,976
sorry I couldn't tempt you.
376
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,945
[ Chattering ]
377
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,920
** [ Dance ]
Hello. Yes.
378
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,089
So what are you doing
staying up at Noah's farm then ?
379
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,091
Sorry ?
380
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,962
It is Christina,
isn't it ?
381
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,834
Brian. You.
How, um,
382
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,403
how are you ?
383
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,774
Oh, not so bad.
Not so bad at all.
What about you ?
384
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,276
Fine, yeah, yeah.
385
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:53,012
Are you...
Are you--
386
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,014
modeling ?
387
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,850
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, I, um,
388
00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:00,052
I was coloring too,
but...
389
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,388
I messed up
on some wig tests
and Dad's banned me now.
390
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,224
So, what about you ?
391
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:09,095
Oh, me ? No, um...
392
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,263
I mean, I'm cutting
in me dad's shop, but...
393
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,399
not competitions.
394
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,367
Oh.
395
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,709
Well, you've changed a bit.
396
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,080
[ Both Chuckle ]
397
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,450
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's, um,
398
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,454
wonderful to see such
a broad church here tonight.
399
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:40,359
We have teams
from all three corners
of the United Kingdom.
400
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:45,097
To win the coveted
Silver Scissors Trophy,
401
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:48,067
these giants
of the styling world...
402
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,469
will do battle
over four events.
403
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,072
These are the, um--
404
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,442
The Women's Timed Blow Dry.
405
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,445
Uh, the Men's Freestyle,
where...
406
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:03,816
members of our lovely
audience will be styled.
407
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:08,921
Um, Hair By Night--
evening wear, evening hair.
408
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:12,291
And finally the Total Look,
409
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:17,997
where the follicle
meets the metaphysical,
ladies and gentlemen.
410
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,099
But remember, folks,
all competitors...
411
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,769
must adhere strictly
to the Federation rules.
412
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:26,238
In your dreams.
413
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,407
You'll find a copy
in your gift bags by the door.
414
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:33,279
Entries must be in
by midnight tonight.
415
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:36,783
So, don't hang about.
Big up the big hair.
416
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,056
Look at them.
417
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:47,927
I've swept better hairstyles
off the floor of our salon.
418
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,297
I'm off to bed.
You coming ?
419
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:54,500
Uh, maybe I'll just hang out
a little bit longer.
Just till I finish my drink.
420
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:56,836
Suit yourself.
Keep an eye on her.
421
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,304
Okay.
422
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,508
[ Woman ]
Hello, love.
423
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,411
Eh-up, chuck. Nice to see you.
It's okay, Phil's not entering.
424
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,413
Of course. He's been
off the circuit ten years.
425
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:10,182
Well, there's no harm
in checking. I don't want
anything messing this one up.
426
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:14,186
Have you got the combs ?
Shh !
427
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,188
Sorted.
428
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:19,325
Now where's Christina ?
429
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,037
Come on, love, we're going.
Big day tomorrow.
430
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,205
Dad, it's Brian.
Do you remember ?
431
00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:36,442
Oh, aye.
Yeah, saw you
at the salon.
432
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,210
Salon ?
433
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,115
He used to be somebody,
your dad.
434
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:47,019
Too scared
to even enter now.
435
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,121
Yeah, well, I'm not.
Oh !
436
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,891
Junior league, is it ?
Christina.
437
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:54,293
I'll get a taxi.
I'll see you later.
438
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,401
I thought
you weren't entering.
439
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,603
I wasn't.
440
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,473
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
441
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:25,124
It were a nice idea,
love.
442
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,526
There's always next year.
443
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,035
Brian,
what are you doing, love ?
444
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,073
I'm not cutting
for you permanent,
just the competition.
445
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:47,213
So, what about it ?
Are you on for it ?
446
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:48,915
Of course I am.
447
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,952
Sandra ?
448
00:30:57,323 --> 00:31:00,326
Right.
449
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:04,363
Hey, you'll have to do
something about that if I'm
to work with it tomorrow.
450
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:07,366
Rehydrating conditioner
or axle grease.
451
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,969
Don't start, you.
452
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:14,040
Brian, I shouldn't even
be talking to you.
My dad will kill me.
453
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,242
Your dad will never know.
454
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,544
Anyway, you said you need
coloring practice,
455
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,047
and I definitely need
to get my scissor fingers
loosened up for tomorrow.
456
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,015
So--
Yeah, but--
457
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,352
Shit, Brian.
458
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,190
I've never, uh,
459
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,660
I've never seen
a dead person before.
460
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:39,298
I mean, not... really,
not close up.
461
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,667
Keeps on growing
after you die, you know.
462
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,271
Pretty spooky, that.
Hair and the nails.
463
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:47,974
This is Uncle Barton.
464
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,608
I think you're sleeping
in his bed.
465
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,612
Does it bother you ?
466
00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,285
A bit.
467
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,154
No volume, no real hold.
That's the problem.
468
00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:06,658
I use volumizing conditioner.
That helps give it
a bit of body, I find.
469
00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:12,064
So, what about it ?
Take color, will it ?
470
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,333
[ Church Bell Tolling ]
471
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,208
Jesus.
472
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,144
Style me.
What ?
473
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,047
I want styling.
You're being done tomorrow.
What more do you want ?
474
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,082
Not that.
475
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,287
This.
476
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,459
A love-heart, I think.
477
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,394
Jas, I can't be doing that.
478
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:46,298
I mean, what the Jesus
is Robert gonna think...
479
00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,067
if he sees a love-heart
on your pubic triangle ?
480
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,438
Listen, darling.
To Robert,
481
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,706
this is the bloody
Bermuda Triangle.
482
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,009
So, if you want it...
483
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,246
you better cut it.
484
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,790
[ Brian ]
Your dad really
won't let you color ?
485
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,327
I just don't get it.
I spent ages...
486
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,129
practicing with Deacon
in my mom's salon.
487
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,764
Deacon ?
488
00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:23,369
Boyfriend... sort of.
489
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,606
Sort of ?
490
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,575
Yeah, you know.
491
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,413
Right. Better get
a shift on, eh ?
492
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:37,749
Gotta get him back to rights
before morning.
493
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:41,187
Give us a hand here.
We'll fix him up and then
we'll do Uncle Barton.
494
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,525
Always were a weird kid.
495
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,727
I missed you.
496
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,297
You were only seven.
497
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:54,466
I still missed you.
498
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,235
Me too, Christina.
499
00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,371
Me too.
500
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,110
[ Groans ]
[ Screams ]
501
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:06,378
Chris,
it was just a kiss !
502
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:09,415
[ Screaming ]
503
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,450
Christina !
I'm sorry.
504
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,153
He's alive, Brian.
He's alive !
505
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:17,223
Oh, no. It's just air
trapped in his voice box.
506
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:19,558
I heard him, Brian.
He moaned. He did.
507
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,560
Come inside.
People will hear.
508
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:24,196
I'm not going
back in there.
It's just air.
509
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,600
Look, I'll show you.
510
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:33,305
[ Shuddering ]
511
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,584
Oh, no.
512
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,255
Oh, no.
513
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,723
They're viewing
Uncle Barton at 10:00.
514
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,626
I'm dead.
515
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,296
I'm bloody dead.
516
00:34:57,329 --> 00:35:00,632
I'd better get you home.
517
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,252
Bloody door's locked.
518
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:44,276
[ Saul ]
He looks like bloody
Sid Vicious.
519
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,619
Come on, Brian.
520
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,587
Don't let me down.
521
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,824
[ Bell On Door Dings ]
522
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:01,527
Where the hell
have you been ?
523
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,295
Sorry.
524
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,439
Ah.
525
00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:16,208
She been doing
her persuading, has she ?
526
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,444
It's nowt to do with her.
527
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:21,247
Well, are you happy
with Sandra modeling,
are you ?
528
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,449
Nowt to do with her,
neither.
Who is it to do with ?
529
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,852
Ray, that's who.
530
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:29,688
He walked all over you.
531
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,657
And you let him.
532
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,795
[ Bell On Door Dings ]
533
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,877
* I'm a wonderful thing
baby *
534
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,613
* Such a, such a
535
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:57,916
* Wonderful
536
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,018
* I'm a wonderful thing
baby *
537
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,554
* Such a, such a
538
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:05,491
Right, leave this to me.
Phil !
539
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:08,660
* But I don't have
much time *
540
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,729
* I've got a dozen
or more babes *
541
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,731
* To see before I fly *
542
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:16,635
** [ Fanfare ]
543
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:21,673
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the British
Hairdressing Championships...
544
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:24,376
here in Keighley.
545
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:30,582
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
Suit yourselves.
546
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,554
[ Tony ]
Stylists...
check your dryers.
547
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,523
[ Whirring ]
548
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,567
[ Tony ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
competitors of the--
549
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,503
[ Tony Continues ]
Where the hell
have you been ?
550
00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,672
Look, I'm here,
aren't I ?
551
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,741
The Ladies' Timed Blow Dry.
552
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,743
[ Silence ]
553
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,415
Huh ?
554
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,652
[ Woman ]
Are we starting ?
555
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,556
Oh, yeah.
Three... two... one.
556
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:13,291
Let's style !
557
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,868
* Who's that lady
558
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,103
* Coming down the road
559
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,038
Christ, Sandra,
you've got split ends.
560
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,040
Take a look
at yourself, love.
561
00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:31,076
* Who's that woman
562
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,111
* Walking through my door
563
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:37,683
So, how's the, uh,
564
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,485
little love-heart ?
565
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,653
It itches.
566
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:43,855
Ow, Dad !
567
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:46,692
Just smile, sweetheart.
The red horns
were a nice touch.
568
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,861
Very theatrical.
Talk of the town.
I was just practicing.
569
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,863
There are people
you practice on
and people you don't.
570
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,633
Dead people belong
in the latter category.
571
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,403
And there are people
you practice with
and people you don't.
572
00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:59,738
Bloody Brian Allen also belongs
in the latter category. Right ?
573
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,674
Right. Sorry.
574
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,776
* Get out of my dreams
* Get in the backseat, baby
575
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:09,147
- What's the deal here ?
- What on earth ?
My comb's melting.
576
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,451
- I can't work with this !
- [ Chattering ]
577
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:19,391
Steward. Steward !
What is the meaning of this ?
Look at this comb !
578
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:25,731
* Get into my car
579
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:37,543
* Lady driver
let me take the wheel *
580
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:40,111
* Smooth operator
I'm really sorry, Sandra.
581
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,913
What have you done ?
I've got to go.
582
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:45,851
Excuse me.
Come here, you.
583
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:51,490
* Make it real
Like a roadrunner
coming after you *
584
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,725
* Just like a hill *
585
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,878
I'm really,
really sorry, Saul.
586
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,013
[ Tony ]
Competitors, stop styling.
587
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,915
All competitors
to stop styling.
588
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,451
The, uh,
clock has stopped.
589
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,788
There will be
a five-minute time break.
590
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,923
Replacement combs
are being issued now.
591
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,827
Well, fuck this
for a game of soldiers.
592
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,763
[ Saul ]
Sorry, Phil.
Had to be done.
593
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:39,137
What's going on, love ?
594
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,239
They didn't get
me scissor fingers.
595
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,243
You silly bloody fool.
Serve you right.
Oh, ta.
596
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,479
You'll get no sympathy
from me.
Stop it, will you ?
597
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,849
Just stop it.
What do you think
you were doing ?
598
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,851
To dead people,
for Christ's sake.
599
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,853
You want looking at
by the head doctor.
600
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:57,889
Leave it, will you ?
And you can stay clear
of that girl and all.
601
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:01,527
What's it to do with you
who I talk to, eh ?
You know what ?
602
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,029
You're bloody jealous,
you are.
Just stop it !
603
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,901
For once in my life
I needed some help from you.
604
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:12,938
It's the love
of your bloody life,
cutting hair.
605
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,473
But you couldn't do it
for me, could you ?
No way.
606
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,947
Are two and two
making four here ?
607
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,083
Well, it did
when I were at school.
608
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,754
Have you--
Chemotherapy,
609
00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:32,524
radiotherapy,
holistic massage,
610
00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:36,094
bollicky potions from China,
monkey's piss.
611
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:40,498
You name it.
Yes, I have.
612
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:55,013
Well, at least you won't
be able to mess around
with my hair...
613
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,082
when I'm dead,
will you, love ?
614
00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:01,853
Why didn't you tell me ?
615
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:04,990
Maybe because you haven't
spoken to me in ten years.
Good enough reason ?
616
00:42:11,597 --> 00:42:13,531
Sandra ?
617
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,672
She thinks I'm still
in the clear, doesn't she ?
618
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,210
Waiting for it
to grow back.
619
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:27,979
I can't tell her.
620
00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,948
You told us.
621
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,118
Yeah, I told you.
622
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,689
I can tell you
'cause you don't care.
623
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:41,259
Not really.
624
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:45,296
She cares so much
her heart will burst...
silly cow.
625
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,799
[ Tony ] Competitors
to recommence styling.
626
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:51,870
You have 15 minutes remaining.
627
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,839
Go on, love.
628
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:03,314
I thought you of all people
would spot a piece
when you saw one.
629
00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:10,021
[ Ringing ]
630
00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:16,094
Stylists, time's up.
Combs down.
631
00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:34,012
The judging will now begin.
Models, take your poses.
632
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:05,343
[ Murmuring ]
633
00:44:22,928 --> 00:44:25,764
In third place,
634
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:28,199
with 79 points,
635
00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:30,368
is London's Kilburn Kutters.
636
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,137
[ Applause ]
637
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:44,482
Second, from Birmingham,
638
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,886
with 80 points,
The Style Warriors.
639
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,355
Yes !
[ Applause ]
640
00:44:55,761 --> 00:44:59,030
And in first place,
at the end of round one,
641
00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:02,367
with 82 points,
642
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,404
it's South London's
Raymond Robertson's
Hair Studios.
643
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,173
Yes !
644
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,476
Let me get out of here.
645
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,312
So, one down, three to go.
Candy off a baby.
646
00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:19,150
Round two:
The Men's Freestyle
starts at 10:00 tomorrow.
647
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:22,120
Volunteers from the audience
will be given a free hairdo.
648
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:24,990
They will draw lots
out of a hat...
649
00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:28,126
and be assigned to one of
these great teams here.
I'm sorry. I did me best.
650
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:36,134
[ Ray ]
Lovely, lovely.
Well, you know, early days.
651
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,536
[ Louis ]
Commiserations to you.
Hello, Phil.
652
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,438
Two gin and tonics,
please, love.
653
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,240
Detroit, 1982.
654
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:47,312
Uh, not with you.
The old comb trick.
655
00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:50,315
Detroit, 1982.
World Styling Finals.
656
00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:53,785
We're running around
shouting, "Foul,"
while the Yanks,
657
00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:57,923
whose combs mysteriously
do not wilt, do not melt,
just carry on styling.
658
00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:02,227
No prizes for guessing
who took the medals
that year.
659
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,863
You can't have forgotten
that, Raymond.
660
00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:07,132
1982.
661
00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:10,335
Nope. Can't remember 1982.
We've moved on a bit
since then.
662
00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:13,171
Thanks, love.
Most of us, anyway.
663
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:31,990
Yeah, the combs.
It's a fix, we know.
Thanks for calling.
664
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:35,827
Just 'cause something's fixed,
don't mean you can't break it.
665
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,932
Get your coats on.
666
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:55,446
[ Brian ] What's he doing ?
[ Phil ] He's the plant.
667
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,616
Ray spends three hours tonight
getting it perfect,
668
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,586
and then Julie Andrews there
pretends to cut it tomorrow,
669
00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,955
twenty minutes flat.
670
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,524
But it's picked out
of a hat.
671
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:09,460
How's Louis supposed
to end up with him
if it's random ?
672
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:11,997
[ Phil ]
Their team's not in the hat,
though, is it ?
673
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,999
It's in your man's pocket.
674
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,467
Come the selection,
he dips his hand in the hat
and abracadabra,
675
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,236
Louis gets the carrottop.
676
00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:26,945
Nice, Raymond.
Very nice.
677
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,147
Christina.
678
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,117
[ Shelley ]
Watch it.
Christina.
679
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:41,492
Yeah ?
Cheer up, we're winning.
680
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:46,031
Now what we need here
is just the slightest tint,
681
00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:49,467
so subtle, you'd never know
it were colored.
682
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,437
Easy after your last assignment.
He's still alive.
683
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:55,140
Is this in the rules ?
684
00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:57,142
It's in my rules.
685
00:47:57,175 --> 00:48:00,111
Come on.
You said you wanted practice.
686
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,117
[ Brian ]
What's she doing ?
687
00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:08,519
She don't look right happy
about it, love.
688
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,056
[ Brian ]
She's still doing it, though.
689
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:23,534
He's sweet on her,
all right.
690
00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:25,536
Gonna get his heart broke,
691
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,538
if it isn't already.
692
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,607
Occupational hazard, love.
693
00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:34,980
Yeah. I guess so.
694
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:40,952
Who's cuttin' your hair
these days ?
Nobody.
695
00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:43,989
I do it meself.
Looks like it.
696
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,590
Nobody gets to cut my hair.
697
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,393
I used to.
698
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:52,930
Yeah, but I learned
my lesson, didn't I ?
699
00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:59,104
You could have run off
with another bloke, at least.
700
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:03,108
There never was
another bloke for me.
701
00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:08,980
Still isn't.
702
00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,750
[ Gunshot ]
703
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:17,122
You get out,
you thievin' buggers !
704
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:21,026
Steal my bloody sheep,
will you, you bastards.
705
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,573
* Time was drifting
Time, Brian. That's it.
You've blown it.
706
00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:39,077
You haven't
even touched his fringe.
You've got 20 minutes total.
707
00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,179
That's five minutes each side,
five at the back,
708
00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:43,314
three at the front,
two for your finishing touches.
709
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:45,516
You've gotta dance,
lad, dance.
710
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:49,320
Forward, back, forward, back.
Thirty times a minute, by heck.
711
00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:53,424
I never thought a son of mine
had have flat bloody feet.
Must get them from your mother.
712
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:57,662
On your toes, boy.
Balance, shift, feel it.
713
00:49:57,695 --> 00:50:00,998
* Couldn't see the light
I couldn't see the light **
714
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,436
Sharon, love,
hop out a second.
715
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:08,039
Swap over, Shelley.
See...
716
00:50:08,073 --> 00:50:11,676
you're our model
for Hair By Night,
you're not a dummy.
717
00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:13,478
You can help her.
718
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,446
Brush.
719
00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:19,450
Spray.
See, it saves seconds,
720
00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:21,619
maybe a whole minute
over a Hair By Night job.
721
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:24,289
You can do a lot of business
with a minute. Comb.
722
00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:29,360
* A kiss on the lips
could be quite continental *
723
00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:31,296
* But diamonds are
a girl's best-- **
724
00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:34,165
What the hell
happened to you ?
725
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:39,437
The Total Look--
Marilyn... Monroe.
726
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:43,174
Well, I didn't think
you were the milkman.
727
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:45,710
Oh, you don't like it.
He doesn't like it.
728
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:49,847
Do you know how many
Marilyn Monroes are gonna
pop up in Total Look ?
729
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,617
- It's the oldest gag
in the book.
- [ Shelley ] Now, now.
730
00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:55,653
It's not bad, Sand.
It's nice coloring, but--
731
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:59,157
Right.
Different approach.
732
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:08,166
You could help her.
You two did best Total Looks
in bloody world.
733
00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:13,638
Let's get this clear, Shelley.
I'm not cutting,
especially not her.
734
00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:17,875
All right, all right.
I'll do Total Look.
I was never good at it though.
735
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,678
I still don't see how we're
gonna get Ray's carrottop
out the picture.
736
00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:22,713
You keep your head
on the job, you.
737
00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:26,384
I'm working on it.
738
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:43,201
Oh, sorry, mate.
739
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:01,252
How's it going, Tony ?
740
00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:03,354
Marvelous.
741
00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,756
Don't worry.
It'll soon fill up.
742
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,125
Enjoy yourself.
743
00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:15,132
Model number nine
to "Hair Montage."
744
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,303
Model number--
Can I see your number, lad ?
745
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,272
Model number 11,
the "Kilburn Kutters."
746
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:26,277
Model number 26,
"The Cut Above."
747
00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:30,448
Model number 33 to...
I don't bloody believe it.
748
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,717
"Hair Raisers."
749
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:37,488
Model number 31
to "The Cutting Room."
750
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:41,592
And number--
Can I see the card ?
Number 13 to...
751
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:44,295
"The Flair Hair Salon."
752
00:52:44,329 --> 00:52:48,366
Model number 17
to "The Clip Joint."
753
00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:51,536
And model number--
Let's see your number, sir.
754
00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:53,504
Come on, what's your number ?
Number seven, thank you.
755
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:57,242
Where are you going to ?
Come on, don't be shy.
756
00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:04,449
Thank you.
Model number seven
to "The Style Warriors."
757
00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:08,653
Thank you. And model number--
Can you put it the right way up,
sir ? Thanks very much.
758
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:12,790
Model number 19
to "Raymond's Hair Studio."
759
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:15,493
Thank you very much.
760
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:20,498
Model number 17
to, um, "The Clip Joint."
761
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:25,370
Model number 29
to "The Main Line."
Thank you.
762
00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:29,407
Okay, the Men's
Freestyle Competition...
763
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,778
is about to commence,
ladies and gents.
764
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:37,782
Ooh, the tension's
killing me.
765
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,684
Something should.
[ Laughter ]
766
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:43,321
You have 20 minutes
starting...
767
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:47,224
now, let's cut !
768
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,862
* She'll never be rich
She'll never be famous
like you *
769
00:53:53,864 --> 00:53:57,268
Anything for the weekend.
770
00:53:57,302 --> 00:53:59,604
[ Laughs ]
771
00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:04,475
* Move over, Madonna
Give it up for Betty Lou **
772
00:54:04,509 --> 00:54:06,243
Got bad news
for your beard, mate.
773
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,515
[ Bleating ]
774
00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:14,018
Hey, Noah.
775
00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:18,289
Oh. Thought
you'd be in town.
776
00:54:18,323 --> 00:54:21,559
Not allowed.
Dad's banned me after I--
777
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:24,028
You know.
778
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,837
I'm really sorry
about your great-uncle's hair.
I really am.
779
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:39,644
Well, I just hope
he sees the funny side
wherever he is.
780
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,412
Miserable bugger.
781
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,551
Hard work,
sheep shearing.
782
00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:52,323
Don't know why we bother.
Only gonna get nabbed
like all the others.
783
00:54:52,357 --> 00:54:55,793
Can't people tell
which ones are yours ?
784
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:58,463
One sheep's pretty much
like another sheep,
isn't it ?
785
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:04,502
Noah, I might be able
to help you, if you let me.
786
00:55:07,472 --> 00:55:09,940
[ Bell Dinging ]
787
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,377
[ Tony ]
The 20 minutes are up.
788
00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:14,779
And the scissors are down,
ladies and gentlemen.
789
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,981
The scissors are down.
790
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:22,420
Can I just say,
ladies and gents,
791
00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:25,055
don't our people
look fabulous ?
792
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:50,848
[ Christina ]
No, I did try to call you.
793
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:53,017
It's just really hard
to find reception up here.
794
00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:55,553
Deacon-- Yeah.
795
00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:58,423
Yeah, let's--
let's just do that.
796
00:55:58,456 --> 00:56:00,391
Bye.
797
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:10,668
I heard you did really well
in the freestyle.
798
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:12,970
So where were you ?
799
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:15,440
Not allowed
to leave the farm
unless I'm modeling.
800
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:19,410
But I've been busy.
801
00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,612
I've cracked the color.
I really have.
802
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:23,848
Yeah ?
Yeah.
803
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,417
[ Sheep Bleating ]
804
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:34,759
[ Brian ]
You really are
getting good at coloring.
805
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:38,128
Pink still needs some work.
It keeps running.
806
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,765
Did a good job
on that carrottop
last night too.
807
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,740
It was Dad's idea.
808
00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:55,780
Brian, it's--
it's just hair.
809
00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:59,083
Worth cheating to win,
though, eh ?
810
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:07,558
I'll see you around maybe.
811
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,126
Brian.
812
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,797
Brian !
813
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,803
Now after the Men's Freestyle,
Raymond Robertson Hair Studios
are in first place,
814
00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:22,873
the Kilburn Kutters
in second--
815
00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:26,544
Jasmine, love,
what I was th--
816
00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:29,714
- What ?
- Wha--
817
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,016
Oh.
818
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,984
It was Vincent's idea.
819
00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:41,526
[ Shelley ]
Sharon, love, you've got to
smile for Hair By Night.
820
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:44,695
No, Shaz, you've got to
smile for the whole haircut.
821
00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:46,997
The judges like it,
makes it look fun.
Ladies and gentlemen.
822
00:57:47,031 --> 00:57:51,001
** [ Vocalizing In Japanese ]
823
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,840
The Total Look.
824
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:04,014
Yeah ? Nice.
825
00:58:08,052 --> 00:58:11,889
What's the "flucking" problem ?
826
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,224
Got summat to say, have you ?
827
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:17,161
- Not me.
- C'mon, out with it.
828
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:21,899
Elegance, ingenuity,
imagination.
829
00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:24,234
That's what judges
are looking for.
So, I'm not elegant,
830
00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:26,971
I'm not "ingenuitous,"
is that what you're saying ?
831
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,306
Come on, love,
this is panto.
832
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,809
Well, you're the expert
around here, seem to remember.
833
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:35,012
So, why don't you help me ?
834
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,715
You know bloody well
why not.
835
00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:43,688
[ Exasperated Sigh ]
836
00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:47,324
Oh, come on, Phil,
do you have to ?
837
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,795
Listen, you're in fourth,
wi' two rounds to go.
838
00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:53,731
And there's just
the slimmest chance
you can take this competition,
839
00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:56,166
but you're not going to
with her in an outfit like that.
840
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,968
She hasn't a chance
in Total Look.
841
00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:01,171
Not without you
she hasn't, no.
842
00:59:07,244 --> 00:59:08,979
Back in a tick, Shaz.
843
00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:18,288
[ Door Closes ]
844
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:23,761
[ Breathing Heavily, Groans ]
845
00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:28,999
You okay, love ?
846
00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:30,668
[ Gagging, Sniffling ]
847
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:36,641
Sorry, Sandra.
848
00:59:36,674 --> 00:59:38,709
I'm sorry, love.
849
00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:41,111
Oh, you liar.
850
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:43,313
You fucking liar.
Sand--
851
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:48,152
Out.
Everybody out.
852
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:50,320
Come on ! Don't you have
homes to go to ?
Scram ! Shoo !
853
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,723
Bugger off !
Hang on, Sandra.
854
00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:57,995
Oh, knew, did ya ?
855
00:59:58,028 --> 01:00:02,166
Of course you bloody did.
And you and all, Phil ?
856
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:06,671
Traitors all. Everyone knew,
except the dizzy cow here.
857
01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:09,073
Don't tell her, she's only
her fucking girlfriend,
after all.
858
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,341
- What would she know ?
- [ Phil ] Sandra--
859
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:14,044
Don't you dare !
860
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:17,715
You come round, after ten years
of blanking me in the street,
telling me I've got no elegance.
861
01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:20,818
Well, you're bloody right,
I've got no elegance.
862
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:23,020
But I've got a big boot,
and I'm gonna kick you out.
Get out !
863
01:00:24,388 --> 01:00:29,126
Out ! And you,
get out of my shop !
864
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:32,963
What about me highlights ?
Bugger your highlights !
Get out !
865
01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:49,847
Your highlights go green
if you leave them in
too long, love.
866
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,450
How long's too long ?
'bout now.
867
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:58,288
Well, you can find yourself
a new model for tomorrow.
868
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:02,893
Bloody hell.
I'll sue, I will.
869
01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:05,830
Oh, come on, Sandra.
870
01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:09,834
Love.
You said you were clear.
871
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:12,669
You said--
You bloody said.
872
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:46,804
Emergency prescription, please.
Painkillers from Dr. Hamilton.
873
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,207
My friend, Bob.
874
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,947
Did you bring
that nice shampoo ?
875
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:03,153
It's a bloody silly time
for a haircut.
Daisy ?
876
01:02:03,187 --> 01:02:05,355
What are you doing up ?
877
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,793
Oh, I'm in with the dribblers
and the dying, noisy bunch.
878
01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:11,528
Night's the only quiet time.
879
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,431
You've not got your scissors
on you, have you ?
880
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:18,202
Get terrible knots
when I'm not seen too regular.
881
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,404
Not that you care.
882
01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:24,208
I'll come tomorrow, Daisy,
and bring my bag of tricks, eh ?
883
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:28,278
"I'll come tomorrow."
That's what they all say...
884
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:31,348
but they never do.
885
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,284
And I don't have
many tomorrows, do I ?
886
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:37,121
In case you've forgotten,
neither do I,
you selfish, old bat.
887
01:02:42,392 --> 01:02:44,829
That's the spirit.
888
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,102
Tomorrow, then.
889
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:04,048
[ Man ]
Come on, Tony !
Ladies and gents,
890
01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:08,018
welcome back to
Keighley's British Hairdressing
Championships.
891
01:03:08,052 --> 01:03:11,155
All right then,
lovely lasses,
892
01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:14,091
on to the arena,
please, thank you.
893
01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:17,261
[ Crowd Cheering ]
894
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:20,931
Round Three is entitled,
"Hair By Night."
895
01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:24,201
In "Hair By Night,"
the judges are looking for...
896
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:29,874
"an evening wear style
which combines elegant
traditionalism...
897
01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:34,879
with an imaginative, modern
approach to elaborate, formal
styling," it says here.
898
01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:38,883
Well, it's your Friday night
fancy hairdo, isn't it ?
899
01:03:40,284 --> 01:03:42,853
Can't we just ask someone,
Dad ?
900
01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:45,122
Anyone, we can't just
throw it away now.
901
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:48,092
Look, even if we had a model,
I've never been one
for evening styles,
902
01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:51,028
that were your mum's bag...
and Ray's.
903
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,930
We could have had 'em.
904
01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:14,018
[ Tony ] Hurry up
and take your seats, ladies.
905
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:21,558
[ Tony ]
Competitors of the National
Hairdressing Championships,
906
01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:25,262
you have 45 minutes.
907
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:28,198
Let cutting commence !
908
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:35,072
What's it to be today, then ?
Oh, summat special,
I think, Shell.
909
01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:38,008
Summat really fancy.
910
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,610
Right you are, then.
911
01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:47,284
* I met a devil woman
912
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,354
* She took my heart away
913
01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:55,659
* She said I've had it
coming to me *
914
01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:59,563
I tell ya, he just walked out.
Not a word.
915
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:04,101
Poached eggs untouched.
Jasmine, baby,
he's gonna be back, okay ?
916
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:08,072
So... relax.
He better bloody had be,
darling,
917
01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:10,607
I'm not having you do
my Total Look.
918
01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:14,678
Well, smile, for God's sake.
919
01:05:14,711 --> 01:05:16,713
What's the matter with you,
anyway ?
You're cheating.
920
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,216
I'm winning.
921
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:23,220
* Here's something that
you're never gonna forget *
922
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:27,291
* Ba-ba-ba-baby
you just ain't seen
no-no-nothing yet *
923
01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:29,526
* Nothing yet
you ain't been around *
924
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:30,995
* That's what they told me
925
01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:47,177
* And now I'm feeling better
926
01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:50,647
* 'Cause I found out
for sure **
927
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,484
It's one of them
18th-century baroque jobs.
928
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:58,388
Very popular when that Amadeus
was on at pictures.
929
01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:01,291
[ Bell Rings ]
Stylists...
your time is up.
930
01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:07,164
* When I wake up
in the morning, love *
931
01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:09,966
* And the sunlight
hurts my eyes *
932
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:15,405
* And something without
warning, love *
933
01:06:17,574 --> 01:06:21,678
* Bears heavy on my mind
934
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:25,182
* Then I look at you
Smile, love, please.
Just smile.
935
01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:29,019
* And the world's
all right with me *
936
01:06:31,355 --> 01:06:34,324
* Just one look at you
937
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:36,993
* And I know it's gonna be
938
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:44,801
* A lovely day *
939
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,471
A beauty is that, Shelley.
940
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,506
A beauty.
941
01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:56,713
[ Fanfare ]
[ Tony ] Ladies and gentlemen,
the results of round three.
942
01:06:56,746 --> 01:07:01,551
With 80 points,
West London's
the Kilburn Kutters.
943
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:03,487
[ Audience Applauds ]
944
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:12,362
With 81 points,
Raymond Robertson's
Hair Studio.
945
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:23,540
And winning this round
with 91 points,
946
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,443
Our very own,
Yorkshire's pudding,
947
01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:31,681
pride of our hearts,
Keighley's Cut Above !
948
01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:33,683
Fan-bloody-tastic !
949
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:36,653
[ Tony ]
Yes ! Oh, yes !
950
01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:39,523
Eh !
951
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,493
You see ?
You're only three points
behind in the totals.
952
01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:47,664
You can win it, Shell.
All you need is a model
for the Total Look.
953
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:49,733
That wasn't the point, Phil.
954
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:53,270
That were never the point.
955
01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:55,472
I'm not with you.
956
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:59,476
You, me, Brian, Sandra...
family.
957
01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:07,817
No, you're right.
958
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,786
We were never going to work.
959
01:08:12,156 --> 01:08:16,493
[ Tony ]
The final round begins at 6:00,
ladies and gents, 6:00.
960
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,528
Mum ?
961
01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,434
Your mum was 18
and she'd given up modeling...
962
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:27,337
when you came along,
and I was styling Sandra.
963
01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:30,540
Dippiest cow
I'd ever come across.
964
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:34,244
Hair like satin, though.
965
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:36,213
Beautiful.
966
01:08:37,747 --> 01:08:41,751
And me and Sandra,
we'd worked out
the most amazing Total Look.
967
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,754
We spent six months
planning it.
968
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:49,159
Six months
on a fucking hairdo.
969
01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:54,664
Well, she left...
with your mum.
970
01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:59,536
The night before
the competition.
971
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,442
Fun and games, eh ?
972
01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:11,548
Doesn't sound like it's been
exactly fun and games
for either of 'em.
973
01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:13,583
No.
974
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,656
Got that one wrong,
didn't I ?
975
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:24,661
I'll put some toast on, eh ?
976
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:31,801
Ta, lad.
Toast would be grand.
977
01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,884
[ Woman ] Excuse me.
[ Woman #2 ]
Watch where you're going.
978
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:51,888
Nothing.
Well, where is she ?
We should be prepping her now.
979
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:56,192
It's close enough as it is
without her going AWOL.
I want that trophy, Louis.
980
01:09:57,894 --> 01:10:02,532
[ Knocking ]
Christina ?
981
01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:05,235
Christina ?
982
01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:10,940
What have you done ?
983
01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:22,619
Louis,
984
01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:24,888
get me another model.
985
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,630
Get out of my way !
986
01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:50,480
I'm a bit of a mess.
987
01:10:50,514 --> 01:10:54,984
It's the most beautiful cut
I've ever seen in my life.
988
01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:57,454
Don't make fun of me,
please, okay ?
989
01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,457
I'm not. I'm not.
990
01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:04,728
It's beautiful.
991
01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:25,415
No, she's gone out
for a walk.
992
01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:27,050
She's probably
up top of hill.
993
01:11:37,894 --> 01:11:39,896
Your mum.
994
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:46,336
I'm in the bath.
I'll let you know
when I'm out.
995
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:50,306
- Mind if I join ya ?
- No lock on the door.
996
01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:06,623
All seems pretty stupid
from this distance.
997
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,993
Sandra, she needs you.
998
01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:15,999
Been through everything
with her, you know ?
999
01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:18,902
Everything.
1000
01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:24,474
Didn't tell a soul,
kept it all inside.
1001
01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:27,944
Our secret.
The hairless bloody hairdresser.
1002
01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:33,049
But when it comes
down to it,
1003
01:12:33,082 --> 01:12:37,421
she couldn't tell me,
could she ?
1004
01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:41,791
It's not me
she needs, Phil.
1005
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,760
It's you.
1006
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:50,066
Maybe it's neither,
it's us.
1007
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:52,469
Not much of an us,
you and me.
1008
01:12:52,502 --> 01:12:54,671
Seen worse.
Really ?
1009
01:12:56,139 --> 01:12:59,008
- Maybe not.
- [ Laughs ]
Aye.
1010
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:03,713
Still, has to be
worth a shot.
1011
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:10,720
- Please.
- Well, I never thought...
1012
01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:13,657
I'd hear "please"
come out of your gob.
1013
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:16,593
You must be desperate.
1014
01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:22,899
Is it still there,
the tattoo ?
1015
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:27,737
Oh, I guess faded a bit, eh ?
1016
01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:29,506
I haven't looked in ages.
1017
01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,412
I'm not proud
of what I did, Phil.
1018
01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,917
I didn't want to
run off with her.
1019
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:44,754
I couldn't help it.
I just fell in love with her.
1020
01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:46,790
Me too, kid.
1021
01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:50,159
Me too.
1022
01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:53,797
** [ Fanfare ]
1023
01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,932
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1024
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:02,038
[ Man ]
All right, Tony ?
Eh-up, sexy.
1025
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:09,145
Welcome back to the final round
of the British Hairdressing
Championships.
1026
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:14,117
The Total Look, ladies
and gents, is where the stylists
recreate, not just the hair,
1027
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:18,755
but the entire costume
of an era, person...
1028
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,957
or concept even.
1029
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:25,662
The costumes
and hair preparations
have been worked on for weeks.
1030
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,664
The hair, however,
1031
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:31,735
needs to be created
in just 45 minutes.
1032
01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:37,140
So, for the final time
in this year's competition,
1033
01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:41,044
models to the mirrors, please.
1034
01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:48,184
And here they are,
the top six teams...
1035
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:50,620
who've made it
to the grand finale,
1036
01:14:50,654 --> 01:14:55,124
where they'll challenge
to become British Champion.
1037
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,894
[ Tony ]
Hey, I'll say this,
1038
01:14:57,927 --> 01:15:01,665
what's Las Vegas got
that Keighley hasn't ?
1039
01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:03,633
Eh ? Nowt.
1040
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:07,871
Razzle-dazzle, entertainment,
thrills and spills ?
1041
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:11,608
By God, we've got it all.
1042
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:13,710
Viva Las Keighley !
1043
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,080
Yeah !
1044
01:15:17,113 --> 01:15:21,150
Ray, found one.
It's all bloody green !
1045
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:23,987
She'll have to do.
Come on, love.
1046
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:31,227
So what do you think
the chances are, eh, Louis ?
1047
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,997
Well, we're in the clear,
The Cut Above's a no-show.
1048
01:15:35,765 --> 01:15:37,567
Where the bugger are they ?
1049
01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,571
What about the bloody
Kilburn Kutters ?
1050
01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:45,041
Well, something's up,
Robert's not doing Total Look.
He always does it.
1051
01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:48,812
- [ Ray ]
Ooh.
- Mmm. Good luck.
1052
01:15:48,845 --> 01:15:50,980
Hey, Mum !
1053
01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,121
Mum !
1054
01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,659
What is it, love ?
1055
01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:04,828
It's Dad.
He's cutting !
1056
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:25,949
[ Tony ]
Hairdresser of the Year
'80, '81, '82.
1057
01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:30,920
Twice British Champion,
1981, '82.
1058
01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:33,222
Ladies and gentlemen,
Keighley's Phil Allen.
1059
01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:42,799
Just like old times, this.
1060
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:47,737
The moment of truth.
You have 45 minutes,
starting now.
1061
01:16:52,676 --> 01:16:55,211
Calm down. I've done this
a thousand times, all right ?
1062
01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:57,213
Robert always does
the wedding rig on me.
1063
01:16:57,246 --> 01:17:01,017
Well, you put an end to that,
didn't you, babe ?
1064
01:17:06,322 --> 01:17:10,326
Go on, love.
It's been waiting ten years,
after all.
1065
01:17:20,403 --> 01:17:24,373
* Baby, don't you know
I'm just human *
1066
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:27,410
* And I've got thoughts
like any other man *
1067
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:32,682
* And sometimes I feel myself
alone regretting *
1068
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:35,752
* Some foolish thing
Some foolish thing
I've done *
1069
01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:39,823
* But I'm just a soul
whose intentions are good *
1070
01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:43,659
* Oh Lord, please don't let
me be misunderstood *
1071
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:02,178
* Oh Lord
1072
01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:06,750
* Don't you let me
be misunderstood *
1073
01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:09,753
* Don't let me be
1074
01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:13,089
* Don't let me be
misunderstood *
1075
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:16,425
[ Bell Rings ]
1076
01:18:22,966 --> 01:18:26,035
[ Tony ]
Ladies and gentlemen...
1077
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:29,105
Suzie as "Still Life."
1078
01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:37,046
[ Tony ]
A total of 73 points,
ladies and gentlemen.
1079
01:18:39,515 --> 01:18:44,754
And now we have
The Style Warriors
from Birmingham.
1080
01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:50,159
Ladies and gentlemen...
1081
01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:52,495
Ebony as "Winter."
1082
01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,736
My dad,
did you see him ?
Shh. They're judging.
1083
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:15,852
[ Tony ]
The Style Warriors
with Ebony as "Winter."
1084
01:19:15,885 --> 01:19:19,088
I wish we had that kind
of winter in Keighley, eh ?
1085
01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:25,161
Eighty-two points.
1086
01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:30,233
Okay, it's now the turn
of the Kilburn Kutters...
1087
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,802
from West London.
1088
01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:37,506
[ Vincent ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jasmine as "Marriage."
1089
01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,983
[ Man ]
Is that how it's
supposed to be ?
1090
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:55,458
[ Screaming ]
1091
01:19:58,027 --> 01:20:02,966
Er, 65 points.
Big round of applause, please,
ladies and gents.
1092
01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:08,537
And now,
it's Raymond Robertson's
Hair Studio.
1093
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:26,389
Ladies and gentlemen,
it now gives me
the profoundest pleasure...
1094
01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:28,391
to introduce you...
1095
01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:33,229
to the very lovely "Nefertita."
1096
01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:05,594
[ Tony ]
Ninety points !
1097
01:21:07,931 --> 01:21:10,466
Well, that keeps him
in the lead overall.
1098
01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:13,269
Ninety points
for Raymond Robertson.
1099
01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:18,107
It's going to close,
ladies and gents.
It's gonna be very close.
1100
01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:19,608
Thank you, Raymond.
1101
01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:23,212
And last but not least,
1102
01:21:23,246 --> 01:21:28,351
Keighley's own
The Cut Above.
[ Audience Cheers ]
1103
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:42,999
Sandra as--
1104
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:48,171
[ Man ]
Come on, Keighley !
Well...
1105
01:21:51,107 --> 01:21:54,277
as Sandra.
1106
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:39,355
Give it all you got !
1107
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:54,737
[ Woman ]
Come on, Keighley,
you can do it.
1108
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:56,739
[ Man ]
Come on, Keighley !
1109
01:22:56,772 --> 01:23:00,576
Ninety-friggin'-four !
1110
01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:02,445
Yeah ! Yes !
1111
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:07,616
[ Tony ]
The Cut Above, 94 points !
1112
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:10,586
Which makes them...
1113
01:23:10,619 --> 01:23:14,257
overall British
Hairdressing Champions...
1114
01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,292
Hair 2000 !
1115
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:19,095
[ Tony ]
Yes !
1116
01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:22,598
We've bloody gone
and done it ! Yes !
1117
01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:27,236
Hey, who's laughing
at Keighley now, eh ?
1118
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:29,705
No one ! No !
1119
01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:34,077
Champions !
Come on, give it plenty !
1120
01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:37,780
Champions !
Keighley the champions !
1121
01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:40,316
[ Together ]
Yeah !
1122
01:23:42,818 --> 01:23:45,020
I'm sorry.
1123
01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:51,360
Back to London if you--
if you want a lift.
1124
01:23:54,763 --> 01:23:57,133
No.
1125
01:24:00,169 --> 01:24:02,037
Well, look after yourself,
won't you ?
1126
01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,142
You too, Dad.
1127
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,716
Look at you.
1128
01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:53,222
How are you ?
1129
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:58,394
Never better, love.
Never better.
1130
01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:09,272
You could've told me,
Shell.
1131
01:25:09,305 --> 01:25:12,508
Me, of all people.
1132
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:15,178
You of all people
I couldn't.
1133
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,148
Ah, love.
1134
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:25,854
Ah, love.
1135
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,459
Phil.
1136
01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:51,880
Beautiful, love.
1137
01:25:51,914 --> 01:25:54,717
Beautiful.
1138
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:59,322
[ Laughs ]
Thank you very much.
1139
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:07,530
They went mad in there.
1140
01:26:07,563 --> 01:26:10,499
[ Both Laugh ]
1141
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:12,268
Home ?
1142
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,740
Yeah... home.
1143
01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,946
[ Sandra ]
Shell, lend us
one of your wigs ?
1144
01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:27,783
[ Phil ]
What do you mean ?
That's a prize-winning haircut.
1145
01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:36,892
* This time the girl
is gonna stay *
1146
01:26:39,395 --> 01:26:44,367
* This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay *
1147
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:48,704
* For more than just a day
1148
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:55,511
* Well, I just can't help
believing *
1149
01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:59,382
* When she slips her hand
in my hand *
1150
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:02,585
* And it feels so small
and helpless *
1151
01:27:02,618 --> 01:27:07,890
* And my fingers fold
around it like a glove *
1152
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:16,299
* I just can't help believing
1153
01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:19,568
* When she's whispering
her magic *
1154
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:25,240
* And her tears are shining
honey sweet with love *
1155
01:27:30,779 --> 01:27:34,683
* This time the girl
is gonna stay *
1156
01:27:34,717 --> 01:27:37,820
* This time the girl
is gonna stay *
1157
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:42,991
* This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay *
1158
01:27:43,025 --> 01:27:46,329
* For more than just a day
1159
01:28:16,024 --> 01:28:19,895
* For more than just a day
1160
01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:27,403
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1161
01:28:27,436 --> 01:28:30,673
Sing the song, baby.
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1162
01:28:30,706 --> 01:28:34,410
One more time.
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1163
01:28:34,443 --> 01:28:38,714
Yeah, one more.
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1164
01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:50,393
* For more than just a day
1165
01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:58,401
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1166
01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:01,937
* When she slips her hand
in my hand *
1167
01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:05,474
* And it feels so small
and helpless *
1168
01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:10,446
* And my fingers fold
around it like a glove *
1169
01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:18,954
* I just can't help believing
1170
01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:22,425
* When she smiles
and whispers her magic *
1171
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:27,730
* And her tears are shining
honey sweet with love *
1172
01:29:33,569 --> 01:29:37,573
* This time the girl
is gonna stay *
1173
01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:40,643
* This time the girl
is gonna stay *
1174
01:29:40,676 --> 01:29:45,180
* This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay *
1175
01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:49,685
* For more than just a day
1176
01:29:53,188 --> 01:29:56,492
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1177
01:29:56,525 --> 01:29:58,861
Take it, babe.
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1178
01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:02,465
Yo.
* Oh, I just
can't help believing *
1179
01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:06,635
* Oh, I just
can't help believing **
1180
01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:14,109
[ Applause ]
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