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Previously on
The Kardashians...

Sixty looks from the
archives that we pick.

I'm creative directing the Spring
2023 Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show.

We're gonna have
less than a month.

We're getting
ready to launch Lemme,

which is my vitamin
and supplement brand.

- This, never thought for a
second it was a tumor on my face.

We got the entire tumor.

All my margins are clear,
and all I have is a scar.

You know, so many
people aren't as lucky,

and I feel really fortunate
and really blessed.

- Now, when you couldn't talk...
- That was not fun.

- No.

♪ Run for Your Money
by RlyRly playing ♪

♪ Give it your best shot ♪

♪ I'll give you a
run for your money ♪

♪ Run for your money ♪

♪ Run for your money ♪

- She'll get an iced tea.

You want a penne
in a pink sauce?

- Yes.

I've been so busy with the
Dolce & Gabbana campaign.

There's so much to
do before Milan.

Maybe a little pizza.

But I need some fun, and, like,
just to get out of the house.

- How's the tea?

- So good.

I love hanging out with Scott.

We're both single right now,

so I feel like there's a lot to
talk about and a lot to navigate.

It's been a while.
How's your back doing?

- He always just teaches me to
have a sense of humor about it.

- So... I haven't really seen you
out, like, on any dates or anything.

- Well, it's just hard because

what do those first
dates look like?

- For you? I can't imagine.
- Behind...

Behind doors.
- You can't go run around.

- Can't go out.
- And if you're indoors,

you probably feel
like Pretty Woman.

- It's, kind of, awkward.
- No?

- Yeah. No...
- Like a guy rolls up to your door,

and you're like, "Hello, I'm Kim."
- Or, "Hurry, get in. Hurry, hurry,

so no one in the hallway sees you."
- Right. No. Right. Like, you're like

a dirty, little secret.
- Yeah.

- And you're not, you're
just a dirty, little girl.

- And then, here's the thing, if you are seen with someone...
- You're, like, meeting over the phone.

- then... if it's
starting to not work out,

you almost have to try to
make it work a little longer

because you're so embarrassed...
- Or 'cause otherwise,

then, it's like...
- That it was so quick.

- "Kim K fails
another relationship."

When you're like, "Actually, ,

"I didn't wanna see that
guy's disgusting, smelly

whatever again."
- Totally.

You obviously learn
from every situation,

and the one thing I learned
from my last situation

was, like, the media
made me feel like

I was in, like, a very, like, serious
relationship, like, so quickly.

I just wanna sneak
around a little bit.

Like, there's nothing wrong
with wanting to sneak.

But I just don't
wanna date one person.

- You should date one person...
- This is my year.

- when you find... that person.

- Yeah, but I've never dated.
- Have you not watched Sex and the City?

- I watch it every night to fall asleep.
- Those bitches were in the streets.

- They were.

- They were catchin'
sausage all over town.

- I know.

What's so funny is my friends
wanted me to meet someone,

so we go to New York...
- Recently?

- Yeah. We go to New York...
- No way.

and we go
to.

That's, like, my spot

because there's a private
room downstairs...

I know the spot.
- Like, doesn't matter.

But then on the
internet, it was like,

"Kim reconnects with Pete

- at this place, like at."
- Was he there?

- No.
- Oh.

- But it was the
place that I would go

and have, like, my "secret
dinners" with Pete.

And he's probably like...
- "Oh, I know what time it is."

- "I know what she's up to."
- "I know what she's doin'."

So, I'm not even
gonna ask ya who,

so let's call this guy... Fred.

- Drop Dead Fred?
- Drop Dead Fred.

- Yeah.
- Freddy!

How are ya, Fred?

All right, so let's go with Freddy.

Does he meet the standards?

- Oh, so meets the standards.

- Meets the standards?
- Yeah.

- Yep.

- Two years what?

- No, I'm going to be.

- That was a cute smile.
- I'm going to be.

- You gotta find your Mr. Big,

and hope he doesn't
die on a bike one day.

- Yeah.
- I'd love to see you with, like,

an older Italian
businessman, like...

- Older?
- Yeah, that looks amazing

because if you meet somebody

that's in the entertainment business...
- But they can't be too old, like,

I-I don't like the old thing.
- Okay.

- But I don't like the really young thing either.
- Well...

- Absolutely.

It's the best thing I've ever seen.
- There was a report saying

they were seen making out at a party.
- I'm sure there was.

- She's killing it still. Oh, oh.
- I would just feel insecure.

- Well, maybe she's just
secure or has the lights off.

- I pretty much have
the lights off now.

What?!

Kind of.

- Yeah. It's so weird.

But then I can, like,
walk out of a photo shoot

with, like, 100
people working on set.

I can walk out,
like, in a thong,

but if it's, like,
you're there with me,

I'm like, "Wait,
don't look at me.

Turn the lights off!"

I would put a blindfold
on him

if I was 40...
- Like, one with the horses wear in New York?

I'll tell you right now,
he's hittin' that hard.

Oh, my God.

♪ Bring the Fire by
Vanacore Music playing ♪

♪ I'm ultraviolet,
ain't nothin' like it ♪

♪ I'm bringin' the fire ♪

♪ I'm bringin' the fire ♪

Hi.

- Did you start shooting yet?
- Nope.

Today, I am shooting "Lemme
Fall in Love" with my husband.

- Yeah.

We didn't take
"Lemme Fall in Love"

to fall in love,

but it's floral essences that
you put straight in your mouth,

and it opens up your heart.

- Hello.
- Hey, Mom.

- Hello.
- Hi, guys.

Look who
came to visit you!

- How are you?

- Hi, Simon!
- Hi!

- Hi, how are you? You
look so nice. Mwah. Mwah.

- Hi.

- How are you?
- What are you guys up to today?

- Uh, we're doing the
tour, the grand tour.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Yes.
- After?

- After here.
- Yeah. It's across the street.

- Wow.

Seeing
Domenico and Gui

just brings back so many
good memories from him

designing my
wedding dress on me.

- From there to
here. - Yeah.

- Sorry, I'm,
I'm violator. - 'Kay.

That is some surgery.

- I mean, I've also been friends
with Domenico and Gui for five years,

and have gone to their home
in Portofino every summer.

They've always, like,
rolled out the red carpet,

and my whole experience
with them with our wedding,

he really made me feel so
comfortable and really special.

So, we have, like, a really
personal relationship.

- Bye. I'll see you later. Have
fun. - Yeah. Okay.

- Have the best day.

- Ciao, bye. On to work.

- Kourt, do you wanna
discuss New York City press?

- Yes.

- I think the dream target would
be a Today show appearance.

- So, we have a New
York trip coming up

for Fashion Week,

and Simon wants me to
do some Lemme press.

The walkout is what
does it for me.

What was that, and
you were with me...

- When you had to do a walkout?
- Yeah.

- Where were we?
- I was in a white suit.

That was...

- It is.
- It's iconic, in the books.

One of Kourtney's classics.
- "Tell us about Kim," and you just go like this.

- Hello, Kourtney, have
you... Have we lost you?

- All right, it looks like, uh,
Kourtney doesn't really wanna go there

with that question.
- I think she's blanking me.

- I feel anxiety only about
the press part of New York,

and it's really
only the Today show.

How are we on time over
here? - We are done.

Travis is ready
to rock and roll.

- I would say by
nature I am shy.

Like, I didn't speak
as a child, at all,

until I was, like, a teenager.

I think, now, it's,
like, a fear of judgment.

Like,
let's do this.

Beautiful.

Nice, and I'm gonna go
in even closer for one.

Beautiful. And
you guys can play.

Like, Kourtney, if you wanna do
arms around his neck as well.

Oh, my God, so cute.

- Incredible.
- These two on a shoot?

Incredible.

So good, right?

Are you guys seeing that
picture? - Yeah.

That's the picture.
Goodbye. PERSON: I know.

Everyone go home.

- This is the easiest
photo shoot I've ever done.

We're just doing
what we do best.

Beautiful... nice.

- A healthy relationship adds so much.
Like, that's added so much to my life.

Beautiful. Amazing.
'Kay, so eyes to me, Kourtney.

- And really, like, your circle
and who's around you is just...

Makes such a difference
in life in general.

We have this.
We have a thousand options.

- Feel like I'm
Oprah... The wisdom.

I'm really sweating.

Yeah, is there air conditioning
we can put on in here?

- Hold it, hold it, hold it.
- This is all so usable.

That was so cute!

You gotta calm
down so you can eat.

I don't know where your
shoe is. Oh, right there.

- I promise you you're okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Is he crying?

- Yeah, he's... struggling.
- Poor guy. What's wrong?

- I don't know. We had
to change his formula

'cause he... We got
him allergy tested.

He's not lactose, but he
really was having trouble

on our other formula, so
now he's on goat milk,

and I think he's
still adjusting.

The first couple
months are really wild.

He sleeps until 4 AM
every night right now,

and that's just a godsend

because the beginning
is really crazy.

- Hi, Rob.

Hi, my little pumpkin.

No, Tatum's good.

We could call him Tate.

- No.
- No, everybody's gonna call him Tate.

- Never gonna happen.

You just forget how
mind-boggling the beginning is,

and, like, 'cause no one
would do it again and again

if they remembered how
torturous the beginning is.

- How's everything
going with Tristan?

Well, no, Tristan and I, that's...
Like, we always get along great.

Like, him and I have a great
friendship relationship.

We get along fine, and for my kids,
I will put anything to the side.

- Yeah.
- What's done is done.

So, what would I still be
holding onto something for?

And I don't need
to... "punish" him

because I'm not
getting back with him.

- I love it. I was... Came
over here the other day,

and he was giving True
breakfast. It was really cute.

- Yeah, and if I'm not here,

like, when I'm not around, he's here.
- It's so great.

- And I would rather, like...
- Yeah.

- Him be here than a nanny.
- Yeah.

- I mean, there's
still boundaries.

Like... I'm... definitely put my
foot down a-around a lotta things.

Like, no one's just here chillin'
if there's no kids involved.

These boundaries are so important
to put into place with Tristan

because we've done this song and
dance a handful of times already.

I've gotten back with him
after a cheating scandal,

so I don't know if Tristan
is under the impression,

"Oh, wow, okay. Let's just ride this out,
and, eventually, she'll get back with me."

I get why he would think that,

so it's my job to set boundaries
that my actions show otherwise.

You know, like, it's
always about the kids.

- Yeah.
- And, and that's what it is.

But we're not just hanging out by
ourselves or, like, watching TV.

Like, no.

I keep it very short and sweet,

and I make sure he knows
it's all about the kids

because it's so easy
to fall back into,

"Hey, let's watch a
game," or this or that.

Like, I can't let those old habits
just easily come into my life.

It's just not what I want.

I'm glad.
That makes me happy.

So, how do you feel
now, three months later,

about the whole
process of surrogacy?

- When you compare it
between True and him

it's a very
different... experience.

Like...
- The connection?

- The connection.
- Yeah.

- Like, with True, it
took me a couple days

to, like, be like, "Okay,
this is my daughter,"

and I was super into
it, but just days.

- Yeah.
- Like, with him, it's taken me months.

I love him and I love kids,

but it definitely... I still
don't have that complete bond.

But, you know, so many people say...
- That just takes time.

- It takes time, and...
- It does.

I think that, for you,
you've been through a lot.

Your emotions are
spent on trying to

deal with trauma and all the
stuff that you've been through.

And I think that you
have to remember that.

I mean, you have to give
yourself a little bit of

credit and a break.
- No, I do. You just feel...

I feel bad for sure.

Like, I... Not bad. I feel,
like, guilty sometimes.

I'm like, "Why isn't it the
same?" But I know it will be,

and I know, like... I don't
treat him differently.

I just question
myself sometimes.

- I think that you have
to give yourself a break

because every time I come
over here...

- you're like the
mother of the year.

- Thank you.
- You're always feeding someone,

or entertaining
someone...

- or, you know,
doting on your kids.

You're the most

attentive person... to all of us.
- Thank you.

I wish I wasn't so critical of myself
'cause I'm very kind to everyone else.

I'm just not
very kind to myself.

But being a mom
is truly one of...

Just the most magical
experiences ever.

- Can I hold him?
- Well, he might throw up on you.

'Cause he's still not used to this formula.
- Oh.

- But if you don't...
- Okay. I don't care.

- Care.
- I don't mind.

- Hold on, I'll
give you this one.

- Okay. I have my fire suit on.

You have one shoe on.

- He's still getting
used to the formula.

Don't jump him up and down.
- Oh.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Don't you dare cry. No, no.

No, no, no. Look!

See? Your mom jumps up.

Who's connected?

Who's connected?

♪ Seein' stars in the dark ♪

♪ Upbeat pop music playing ♪

- What time is
the show, Ashlaya?

- Starts at nine?
- Yeah.

- I'm excited to be here in
New York during Fashion Week,

and just to, to have some
fun, and get some work done.

And I've been here a lot
over the last 10 years,

and just felt like my plate
has been way too full,

and it's nice to be here
and feel like I can breathe,

and things aren't
extremely overwhelming.

- Hi.

Hi.

- Are you in New York?
- You look so pretty.

- Thank you. Are
you in New York?

- No, I'm about to get glammed,

and then I'm going to
Beyoncé's birthday party.

- Oh, fun.
- What's tonight?

- Um, going to sit at Marni,

and then, I have my
forward GQ event thing.

I think I'm in a really, um,
good, really healthy place

with my modeling
side of my life.

I feel really good about,
like, decisions that I've made,

and just, like, kind of, where I'm
at, and what I can handle, I guess,

and just, um, the
boundaries I've created,

so I feel, I feel really good.

Well, I love you. Safe travels.
I will see you when you get here.

- Okay. Love you so much. You
look gorgeous. You're my favorite.

Oh, okay.

Why do I not believe you?

Say it one more time.
- I love you.

- Say it one more time.

- You're my favorite. My
very favorite daughter.

- Okay, love you. I'm
blushing... Love you.

- What do you mean?
- The favorite thing?

- No, not at all.

She's... I know the truth.

- Which is?
- I'm not her favorite.

- Kylie. My money's on Kylie.

She, literally, said it yesterday
in an interview on a lie detector.

"Am I your favorite child?"

- Yes.

True.

- I already knew.
- I can't go home. I can't go home.

Oh, my God.

- I already knew the answer.
- I mean, the speed at which you answered.

I know.

Bye, guys. Thanks,
Mary. Thanks, Irinel.

- Bye, we'll see
you there. - See ya.

Hey, Kendall! How
are you? Can we get your photo?

♪ Get Hype by Vanacore
Music playing ♪

♪ Get hype, get hype ♪

♪ Get hype ♪

♪ All day, all night, all
I see are flashy lights ♪

♪ Get hype, get hype ♪

♪ Get hype ♪

Dolce stuff.

- So, basically,
they said to me,

they loved all my looks
that they've been seeing.

"Would you ever creative
direct our show in September

and be, like, the designer?"

- Oh, that's cool.
- So, today, we're shooting...

When the show opens, they wanted
all this video footage of me,

and they pulled old, like, footage,
like, paparazzi footage of me

- when we were in Portofino
and stuff. - Uh-huh.

- But I was like, "What if
we do, like, our own video?

"So, it's, like, new content that
the viewer, the person is seeing,

and then we can put that as the teaser."
- Mm-hmm.

So, that's what
I'm doing today.

Like,
teaser for the show

or it's in the show?
- For the show and it's in the show.

Like, people won't
know yet what it is.

There is so much to do
before we leave for Milan.

We're leaving in a few days,

and we still have all
this content to shoot.

But just the clothes...
So, they've made,

like, 120 looks in
just, like, two weeks.

And so, from that, we're
gonna go down to 80.

I love the challenge.
There's a lot to do.

And this is in Milan,
right? - Yeah,

Milan Fashion Week.
- That's cool.

But all these crystal looks
that I'm making from head to toe...

Like, they're just...
I'm excited...

For just the looks to wear in Milan.
- Oh, my God. That's so much fun.

- As the creative director,
I mean, I came up with

the looks that I wanted, recreating
all of the looks from the '90s.

Everything down to the
accessories, the shoes

to have these very,
like, Kim-esque looks.

We just get every single archive
that you've ever thought was cool

is now gonna be back available.

- That's really exciting.
- Yeah.

I am a little worried
about Kourtney

just because Dolce was really
close to Kourt's wedding.

I kinda wanted them
to have their moment.

I just wish there was, like,
more time that could pass

before I could really
take this opportunity.

All right,
let's roll camera.

♪ Wild by Bunny
Machete playing ♪

♪ I'm doin' it, yeah ♪

I definitely am a little
nervous to see people's reactions.

It's, like, more than a collab.

The tags will have
my name on it,

so I want the rollout and
everything to be perfection.

♪ I'm doin' it wild like that ♪

♪ Work by Karra playing ♪

♪ I put that work in,
so I'mma work it ♪

♪ I put that work in,
so I'mma work it ♪

We're in New
York for Fashion Week,

and I have a really full
itinerary while I'm here,

including some fashion
shows and Lemme press.

And I have the Today show,
which makes me nervous.

And then I have Glamour, and
Elle, and Harper's Bazaar.

♪ I'm the baddest,
gotta let 'em have it ♪

♪ Super savage, winnin'
is a habit, yeah ♪

- These shows,
like, give me PTSD.

Like, I don't know why.
- No, it'll be so fun.

Does anyone have drugs?

No, we need to
make... We need Lemme Chill.

Lemme
Chill. Lemme Matcha.

Oh, thank you.

Do you wanna go over
anything for this interview?

Or you're feeling... I mean,
I feel like you've got it.

- I don't know. What
kinda questions are there?

- Should we ask you a couple questions?
- Y-Yeah.

- Why Lemme and why now?

- It's, like, why not?

What if that was my
answer?

Guys, let's,
uh, let's head on in.

- I've been working on
this for so many years.

- I will.

- What's the right way
to get people excited?

You know, let everyone
hear about it.

Like, I wanna show
how passionate I am.

- Guys, so we're
doing the interview.

As soon as we get to commercial
break, we gotta hightail it out

'cause these guys are
gonna spin around.

- I do not love doing press.

- Uh, bring it in.

- And the live factor also
makes me a little bit nervous.

Thirty seconds back.

I don't know why.

At some point, I think it was more
when I started feeling more insecure.

Twenty seconds back.

- I think, maybe, it was
also just years of criticism.

- Welcome back. Fans
have been keeping up

with Kourtney Kardashian
Barker for 15 years,

ever since the premiere of
her family's hit reality show.

You know, um, I've known
you for a long time.

- Yes.
- In fact, we co-hosted together

many years ago.

Let's do a little toast.

I did ask if you were still
breastfeeding, and the answer was?

- No. Mason is 21 months.

A lot
has changed...

- Oh, my God.
- S-since those days.

Um, y-your, your sisters have
had product lines and businesses,

but I feel like that
wasn't your thing

until now.
- Until now.

I'm, like, a really authentic
person, and I can't force anything.

And I think there was, like, this
pressure from Kim and my mom, like,

"What's your thing?
What's your business?"

And I was like, "Why do
I have to have a thing?"

- Can't I be a mom...
- Yeah.

- and I'm filming the show.

- Yeah.
- And it's like a f...

That's a full-time job.
- That's a full-time gig.

- I'm also in, like, a place
where I feel really confident,

so I think that helps

with all the decision-making.
- Yeah.

I think you're in a great
moment in your life.

- It sounds like you found, like...
- Thank you.

- the love of your life,

you've got your next
season of this show,

you've got this product line,

and you look...
- Yeah.

- I remember you from years ago.

You look really...
You look happier now

than you did back then, so.
- Thank you. I think I am.

So, guys, come, come this way.

- I feel amazing. I'm
so glad it's over.

You know, having done all
this work building Lemme,

it makes it all
the more worth it.

Oh, my mom said, "So perfect
and beautiful. You did great."

- Oh, that's amazing.

It's like a release.

Like, that was the stress for
my day, and now it's all gone.

It was so good.

- And the way you brought it back
to Lemme halfway through, too.

Flawless.
- Yeah. Organic and, like...

- You hit, like, everything.
- Everything.

- Take the lead.

- Four Lemme Chills.
- Four Lemme Chills,

And, you know...
- And then, I'm good to go.

- Are you gonna go on a
press circuit every day?

'Cause this is
clearly your new job.

- Um, that's why I
co-hosted the Today show.

And we're bringing
you back.

♪ Better Than This by
Vanacore Music playing ♪

- Hi, Nina.
- Hi.

How are
you? - Hello.

- So nice to meet you.
- Same here.

I've been
up since, like, 4 AM,

and now it's gonna be a
really busy, like, press work.

- Why so passionate
about wellness?

- Once I had Mason, researching
what am I gonna feed him?

It was like a...

You wanna
try a Lemme Matcha?

It's sustained energy
'cause it's B12 and CoQ10.

- You could have two if you want.
- All right, let's try one.

Love, love, love.

This feels very different.

We're now going
to the 20th floor.

- We have Lemme Focus, which I feel
like I need right at this very second.

And...

Why am I blanking?

This is what happens at
this hour.

Should we
do this one? Okay.

Having
good people around

that are supportive
is, like, everything.

- We will be done, Megan...
- We will be done...

In 30 minutes? MEGAN: Yeah.

- If not less.
- Great.

Just, like, it was a
really good team around me,

and I think that makes
all the difference.

I am the sustainability
director for Boohoo,

and creative directed
their fashion show.

- KKB!

Congrats on your
collab with Boohoo.

This is...
- Thank you.

We did the Tommy Hilfiger fashion
show that Travis was drumming at,

and it was, like, amazing.

Do you have
a favorite of the gummies?

- Um, I would say... I mean, Lemme
Matcha is the most delicious,

in my opinion.
- Okay.

- Our Lemme press
day was a success,

and that it's, like,
the buildup that led up

to this moment of
five years of work

that really got to this place,

and all the decisions,
and all the meetings,

and everything
that went into it,

I think, like, knowing
that it's finally here,

it's just the best feeling in the
world, and I feel really proud.

So fun. Thanks, guys.
- Nice to meet you.

KOURTNEY Did you
guys try any gummies?

- Hi.
- Hello.

Hello.

- How are you?
- Hey, hey.

- Oh, my God, look at you. Hi.
- How's it going?

- Hi. KENDALL: This is
very Kendall-approved.

- Wait, I think I'm gonna
take this jacket off

for a second.
- Lemme Give You a Kiss.

I love Kourtney's new passion,
and I'm into Lemme Chill.

I'm into Lemme Leave Me Alone.

I'm into Lemme
Get the Hell Outta Here.

Lemme Have a Martini.

Did you guys hear about
Khloé's results for her face?

- Yeah. We're good.
- I was, like, crying.

- We need to, like, really
manage our stress levels,

and, like,

just take care of ourselves.
It's so important.

When you're exhausted,
she doesn't sleep,

or stressed, she's
been the most stressed

person of all time.
That's... Hence why

she's lost a lotta weight.
- Of all the things to happen

to her this year. KENDALL:
That's why she got...

Mom, but that's, but that's why.
- Well, that's why.

- That's what I'm saying. KOURTNEY:
Well, it all happens. Yeah.

- My therapist will
say to me like,

"It's okay to not be perfect.
Like, it's okay if..."

'Cause I will... I'll be like,

"No, this and that, and
that." KENDALL: Yeah.

- And it comes from you, and it's a
good quality. - I know, it does.

- Everything.
Everything is my fault.

Yeah. Name something.
It's my fault.

Whatever quality
happens to come to mind,

it's my fault

because I gave birth to them and
I raised them, so... arrest me.

It's my fault. The stress...
- It's... No, it is a good quality...

- It is. It is.
- 'cause it gets us...

It, it, it's like a...
This is perfection.

- Also, like, like,
I'm a control freak.

- Same. We all are. KENDALL: And
my, my therapist tells... I know,

but, like, she's like, "That's great."
- Is that my fault, too?

- It is. It is.
- Channel it.

- It is. It, literally,
is. - Perfect.

Everything in the world is my fault.
- She's like, "Channel it into your work, though."

- Yeah... yeah.
- Like, channel it somewhere. You don't have to do that

- in your personal life.
- At home. Yeah.

- You don't have to do it at home.
Just channel it into the right places

and then it's all good.

- So... channeling.
- Oh, my gosh...

- All right, guys, I'll see you later.
- He'll say whatever you want.

- Congratulations, Kourtney.

- Thanks, Mom.
- So happy for you.

- So excited.

- And they're delicious.
- Five years in the making.

I'm so proud of
Kourtney. She worked so hard,

so I'll take the blame for everything
that I've passed on down to my kids

that has anything to do
with, you know, their anxiety

over why they're such
perfectionists themselves.

I have to run over to Bergdorf's
real quick if you wanna go.

- I would walk with you.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

Bye, guys! KENDALL:
I'll see you! Love you!

- Bye.

Mom, do you want a
regular nose, or a pig nose,

or a big nose, or a small nose?

- I'm so scared of a big nose.
Well, we don't want a witch nose,

but... NORTH: This one?

Yeah.

- Oh, my God. You have all this stuff?
Oh, my God. Where do you get this?

- We go to, like, legit makeup
stores. - This is cool.

- You don't wanna look like this?
- No.

There's so much to
do before Milan.

But until then, I always try
to find, like, little things

that each one of my
kids and I can do alone.

And, you know, I have different, little
activities and things that I do with them.

- Look how old you look
already. We're not even done.

- Old with a big
nose. - Yeah.

- North loves makeup. She
loves special effects makeup.

She loves prosthetics and
loves to do these pranks.

So, what would your dream
day be if nobody knew who you were?

- Go on Melrose. Go down Venice Beach.
- Cruise.

- Just, like, rollerblade.

- Ooh, rollerblade.
- Last time I was there, I would

rollerblade up and
down Venice Beach.

Mm-hmm.

What would you say you
miss the most pre-fame?

- I don't wanna be that girl like,
"Oh, my God. I miss this, I miss this."

Like, I-I also don't...
All right, so, just like...

- wanna live in, like,
the past. - 'Kay.

- I just think it's like...

- I feel like it was just

- probably easier to get around.
- I wonder what life

would be like now

if we, if we didn't
take that road

and didn't take that journey.
- Oh, my God.

- Like, what would our
life... I mean, we definitely

- wouldn't be living here.
- We should do an episode.

We should do an
episode where we all

go back to where we would be.

Probably have a
bunch of Dash stores.

- I'd be working at, like, Macy's.
- No, you would not.

- I loved it.

- First of all, you were
such an entrepreneur,

even when you were a kid, when
you were sellin' the boots,

and you were hustling all day.

You had the clothing
stores already, like,

you would've built some kind
of franchise of business.

- Mm-hmm. I know something
that is hard for my mom.

- What?
- She's been really sad, like,

"What did I do?

Like, did I create them
to get to this level?"

- Right, and nobody has, like, easy happiness.
- To where, like, they're...

Yeah. Like, everyone just has...

- She thinks it's all, like...
- Right, I get it.

And everybody kinda has something
great, but then there's something bad.

- And I can handle it all, so.
- Well, yeah, you're a beast.

- But even just,
like, the bad stuff,

I'm like, "I can handle it."

- Like, when everyone
writes me... - Yeah.

- and they're like,
"Are you okay?"

I'm just like... Dude,
have you ever been, like,

really down?

Like, depressed? Like, ever?
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

my dad died... Mm-hmm.

- I remember,

like, automatically being like,
"Okay, I'm gonna speak at the funeral.

This is happening."
- Just next step, just moving.

- Like, my dad, like, left us 'cause
now we have to finally grow up,

and, like, we have to figure it out...
- Hey. Shh, shh.

And I'm like...

- Oh.

North. SCOTT: What?

The sound of the police?
Woop-woop.

You better check your pants, kid.

- That is so...

- There's definitely a little
dingleberry poppin' off.

I liked it.

- That was... It smells...
- By the way, smells delicious.

Mom life in a nutshell.

I am in a deep conversation,

and then, you know,
North is... a kid.

- I feel like you should put
on, like, a long, black coat

and, like, a, a wig
or something, though.

- Okay, get me a wig.
- Yeah.

- To the wigs. To the wigs!

This one's pretty killer.

- I'll put it in the...
- Line it up.

- 'Kay.

Oh, my God, that's legendary.

I think you could go
out like that, honestly.

Let's say
you're my new art teacher.

- Yes! Okay, let's say
I'm your new art teacher.

Introduce me to the kids.

- What's her name?
- Annika.

Annika.

You wanna see
my new art teacher?

She's over here!

- So, Annika, how long
have you been teaching art?

- Annika! The security's
here to meet you!

This is the new
art teacher, Annika.

She'll be around. Just
wanted you to know her.

- Hello.
- I'm Andrew.

- the security for the
house. - Okay.

- I guess North really
wanted me to meet you.

- Yeah. Annika,
she'll be around. - Hi.

- Just don't...
- Very nice.

Kim just picked her off the street.

- How lovely. SCOTT:
But we love her.

She's just a bit weird.
- Nice to meet you.

- Tricked you! That's
actually my mom.

Oh my.

Wow, I never would've

guessed that.
- Really?

- Never.

He was like, "It's
very nice to meet you."

I could not look
you in your eyes.

Hey,
little girl, come here.

I'm just
gonna start laughing.

Hi, I'm
Annika.

Chi, do you like
my new art teacher?

Hello,
little girl. I'm Annika.

What's your name?

Do you,
do you like art?

Do you wanna
do an art class with me?

What's your name?

Do you like art?

I don't even know where
I got Annika's voice from.

I was just trying to sound
so different than my own.

I think she just,
like, had a deep voice.

Like,
"Hi, I'm Annika."

She had no idea.

She was so scared. KIM: Okay.

- She doesn't know it's me.

She doesn't...

- My nanny didn't even know it was me.
- Annika!

Hi.

I'm just
sitting here talking to Kylie.

Oh. KRIS: Say hi, Kylie.

Hi! - Scott.

- Yeah. This girl I've been
seeing for a while, Annika.

Hi, Annika! Uh.

- Uh.

- No, she's not. She's
fine. Say hi. Say hi.

Whatever. Anyway.

It's okay. Don't make...

Don't put pressure on anybody.

- No, I wouldn't.
She's fine. She's...

She kinda looks like
Kim and Kylie a little.

Look. KRIS: Oh, wow.

No.

It's Annika.

Hey, Annika.

She's the
new art teacher!

- I'm the new art teacher, Annika.
- She specializes in arts and farts!

North, did you
do this? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God.
- We were dying.

Chi had no clue who I was.

- Chi ran away.
- She got so... She peed her pants.

- Yeah, she peed her
pants and ran away.

Oh, my God. Oh,
Northie, that's horrible.

Good time. We got ya.

Bye.

Love ya.

- I love you.
- Bye.

I'll tell you, Khloé's gonna be jealous.
- Mm-hmm.

- 'Cause I usually don't
prank people without her.

- You know what's so interesting?
I'm the new Kourt and Khloé...

- Combined?
- With me and Khloé, like,

and I'm the new Khloé and Scott.

- So, you're everything
combined in one man,

like the '99 Summer Jam.
- Mm-hmm.

I just like the
pranks of it all.

Like, I just love the, like,
game that North and I are play...

Like, she's loving this.

- Arts and farts.

Oh, she's back!

Just when ya thought it was all art,

- she comes back with a fart.
- It was getting too artsy.

It's, like, I just love

making her happy,

and seeing her see
me and Scott happy,

and laughing, and silly,
and, like, it's just fun.

I think I can hit the town,
and no one would know who I am.

What do you think?
All thanks to you.

You know, just, like, afterwards, she
said to me when we were going to bed,

she's like, "Mom, I
just love you so much."

And I was just... She's
like, "I had so much fun."

And, like, that is worth everything,
worth looking like a cr... you know,

like this ridiculous
person with a big nose.

I love when my baby's
in charge of directions.

- You really wanna watch this go down?
- Yeah, I can't wait...

- I'm taking you straight
there. - for you to guide me.

Twelve
minutes away, my love.

- On these work trips, like,
it's good to have a balance,

and any free time that we have,
we are making the most of it.

These things keep falling.

I don't think they're
made for walking around.

- They're quitters?
- I don't think they're

walker friendly.

Babe, it's, like, every
three seconds now.

I think I'm, like, stretching them as...
- Can we just take 'em off?

- No.
- Okay.

- Hold this. I need...
- Hold on, you guys.

- I need to do a serious...

- No. I wish I did.

I wish I had a
healthy role model.

I created my own couple goals.

- Remember last time it
was raining in New York,

and I carried you to our hotel?

- Yeah, on your back?
- Mm-hmm.

That was so fun.
- My feet hurt.

It's like an attitude
of gratitude.

Yeah.

- Yep.

- Hello. Hi.
- Hi.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

Oh, here.

♪ Electric Smile by
Cameron Philip playing ♪

- Hi.

♪ I was nervous 'cause I
thought you were so pretty ♪

- I think New York
was a whirlwind.

It was nonstop. It was amazing,

but, like, my priorities
are always gonna be

kids, and husband, and family...

Thank you.
- Yeah, enjoy.

And then work.

Those other things are
just more important,

and I think they always will be.

♪ So, when I call out,
will you come my way ♪

- Cheers.
- Cheers, my baby.

♪ Say my name ♪

♪ And all I ever think about
is that electric smile ♪

♪ That electric smile ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

So, we just
landed in Milan.

The grind is about to begin,

and they tell me that my
stylist forgot her passport.

Oh, my God.

So, what are we gonna do?

Chuck? - Yes.

- Who's gonna make sure
Dan... We figure out Danielle?

Don is on the
situation right now.

- He is?
- Yes, yes.

- I'm being told that we're
waiting for police to clear her

to be able to get off the plane.

Yep. TRACY: Oh God.

- It's just, like, it's
gonna take a miracle.

Danielle is my stylist,

so she picks out my outfits,
and we go over our looks,

and she sources them.

- As far as what Kim's
wearing in her everyday life,

like, the Micro Sicily is
probably... Like, it's so her.

- How am I gonna walk
into these meetings

and tell everyone what
I like and don't like

when it's, like, her and
I curating it together.

I need her.

She needs to get the
passport flown here...

- We need her here for meetings.
- To save time

because I need her here
for all the meetings

and all of the design stuff.
- So, we, we need to figure out

getting someone on the
plane with her passport

here to L.A.
- So, we need to find someone...

- Maybe Adrian?
- To get them on the quickest plane

to Milan with her passport.

They're saying if they don't grant
this, and so far, there's no luck,

they'll send her back immediately
on a commercial flight.

She'll have to get her
passport and come right back.

What a nightmare.

- Like, my stylist,

who's supposed to be
dressing me the entire time.

- What are we gonna do?

This sucks. KIM: It's,
like, a total accident.

We have three days
'til the show.

We don't even have one
look... fully put together.

Right from the airport.

How are you? KIM: Hi.

- Why you're so fresh?
- How are you?

- Ciao, Italia.
- Hi.

- This stylist work with us.
- Hi, how are you?

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to see you.

- It looks amazing.

- And there's so many
things that I love.

We have to style everything.
They made everything.

Now, we have about 120 looks,

and we're gonna get that down
to about between 80 and 90.

And I really want
people to think it's fresh.

Like, I want people to
see how cool this is.

Of all the looks we've been
picking and going over, I just...

My stylist forgot
her passport...

Oh. DOMENICO: Oh.

- so she is stuck on the plane,

- and they won't let her off.
- Oh,.

- I really need
Danielle here with me.

So, um, I don't know,
I always need someone

to, like, confirm
that this looks good.

I don't know if I
wanna do any veils

'cause I feel like I want...
It should all... I don't know.

We should talk with the whole team.
- Uh, look, we making that the model

a lot.
- Okay.

Yeah.
- I don't wanna lose this because the people...

Maybe some, not a lot,

two or three. Not like a obsession.
- Yeah, yeah.

- No.
- Yeah.

I'm really nervous to give notes

in front of Dolce and Gabbana
'cause they're the legends...

Make more shiny.

And I don't wanna
ever, like, disrespect

what someone else
thinks is great.

- Okay. Sexy.

- Just, I feel like we're missing
a lot of the, like, '90s stuff.

Are you sure you'd want
the crystal dress short?

'Cause I think I like it.

Like, if there's something
that I'm iffy on,

I would just need, like, Danielle
and them to help with this.

Like, I'm not
sure. What do I do?

I'm not crazy for
this kind of the glasses.

Kim,
what do you think?

I don't know. I
would talk to Danielle.

There's that fear inside
that you always wonder like,

"Are people gonna like this?"

And if it doesn't do as well,

then I do feel like this can
really hurt my future business.

People can say,

"Okay. She... might be
able to wear our clothes,

but she can't work
on this side."

Like, "This isn't for
her. It didn't do well."

Maybe, like, a top like this.

I'm super, super
stressed right now.

I don't know how I'm
gonna be able to do this.

- Next... next model.

- I don't know.

Next on The Kardashians.

Should we try black, like, tights
under, like the photo or no?

- Okay.

I think no glasses.

- I think Danielle not being
here is happening for a reason.

Mamma mia! Gorgeous.

It's, like, perfection.

- No, I, I trust
Kylie on a horse.

- You be a good boy, okay?

Oopsie.

Kendall! Not today!

Kendall.

- She sees it as,
like, the dollar signs.

I'm sorry. It just,
like, upsets me.

'Cause it's not about, like, business.
It's just, like, legit copying my wedding.

- She's mad at me?

♪ New Love by Vanacore
Music playing ♪

♪ With what I had but
you brought me back ♪

♪ To this place,
not lookin' back ♪

♪ No, you made me see ♪

♪ Helped me believe ♪

♪ You rectified, then certified
my inner self and all I have, oh ♪

♪ All those times
I've redefined ♪

♪ It's led my way to you,
this new love, baby ♪

♪ Like we're young and crazy ♪

♪ Got me so high,
it's so right ♪

♪ It's new love, baby ♪

- Oh, my God... Okay.

Oh, I hate that word. I just
hate every word like that.

- I hate it. Like, it's so
gross. I just... It-It, like...

- I don't really like it.

Then it... I... Whatever. I just
don't even wanna talk about it.