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MUSlC: Water Music by
George Frideric Handel
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Stand up, please.
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Hello. Your Royal Highness.
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What a remarkable
school you have here,
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filled with absolutely
wonderful children.
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Thank you. These are some
of our best and brightest.
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And I hear you're
celebrating an anniversary.
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That's right. Clayton House
is celebrating our 75th year
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of teaching ambitious learners
and creating future leaders.
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Marvellous, and how
wonderful they all are.
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One of our pupils is a huge admirer
of Your Royal Highness and has made
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a special gift to
commemorate your visit.
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Hello there. What's your name?
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Molly Esmond.
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It's a pleasure to
meet you, Molly Esmond.
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I'm Princess Georgiana.
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What have you got there?
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Erm, it's the palace
where you live.
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Aren't you a clever girl?
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Thank you.
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And you've even got some of
my favourite artwork in there.
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Yes. This is the portrait
of Agatha Bas by Rembrandt.
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And this one is by Rubens.
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And this one is by...
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VOMITS
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Oh, God.
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CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK
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Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my goodness me.
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Oh, it's all right.
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I'm sure it'll be
absoutely fine.
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Sorry.
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Oh, gosh. Weill, there we go.
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Take a seat.
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Sorry, darling.
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Oh, sweetheart,
are you all right?
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You smell like my grandad.
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Thank you.
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He's an alcoholic.
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Weill, Princess Georgiana might
have had a bit of a late night,
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but she's all better now, so...
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So...
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And for being such a
brave young lady, Molly,
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I'm... I'm going to
make it up to you.
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VOMITS
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SHUTTERS CLICK
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Shall we get going?
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Well, another Georgie
story coming up.
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She is splattered,
excuse the pun,
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across the headlines
this morning.
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She just lurches from
one scandal to the next.
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Will this woman single-handedly
bring down the monarchy?
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I didn't think so, until
she sicked on a child.
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Can someone not just
stop this woman?
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I mean, what... What's happened?
Am I allowed to say that?
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Waste of space. Waste of time.
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Waste of money as well.
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Exactly.
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How can you be sick on somebody?
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She hasn't got the decorum
that the royals require.
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Can this woman ever
put a foot right?
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She is a total embarrassment.
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A disaster for this country.
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Can we please throw her
out to an island on her own
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and never have to
talk about her again?
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She's a bloody numpty, mate.
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I mean, it is beyond
embarrassing now, isn't it?
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I mean, the original
party princess,
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but she has gone
beyond the pale now.
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What are they going
to do with her?
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Your Royal Highness.
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So, the palace's private secretary
also moonlights as a baby-sitter.
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That's very kind
of you, Michael.
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That you haven't been
returned to the palace
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in the back of a police car
is gratitude enough, ma'am.
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Come on, then.
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Give me my talking to.
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I will pretend to care,
you'll pretend to believe me
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and we can both be on our way.
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Are you aware Australia
has a new Prime Minister?
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Sure.
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Well, she is considering...
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She! OK!
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She is considering a referendum
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to have Australia
leave the Commonwealth.
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Who cares? It's Australia.
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Well, if Australia were to
fall, ma'am, it could start
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a domino effect, causing other
countries to leave one by one
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until none are left.
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Will there be a
quiz on this later?
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Your parents believe that a
sovereign on Australian soil
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could turn back this rising
tide of republican discontent.
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Another royal visit? Already?
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Weren't they just there
like 12 years ago?
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They're not going to visit.
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You're going, for good.
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Would you mind repeating that?
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After much consideration,
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it's been decided that your mother,
the Queen, will abdicate her throne
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and that you will be
installed as their queen.
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What are you talking about?
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We think it best to
put a bit of distance
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between you and the palace.
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And by a bit of distance,
I mean 10,555 miles.
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There's also the chance,
given real responsibility,
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that you may grow up and do
your family proud for once.
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Plus Australia get
their own monarch,
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which should shut
them up for a while.
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It would create a
constitutional crisis!
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I'm not even the
heir, Freddy is.
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All resolved and approved by
government. Very exciting.
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They wouldn�t. They have.
They couldn't. They can.
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I want to speak to my parents.
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Sadly, they're unavailable.
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However, they did press upon me
to wish you a very bon voyage.
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SHE SCREAMS
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Prime Minister, there�s a real
sense that Australians are resenting
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this idea of having a
queen foisted upon them.
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As a republican yourself,
how are you squaring it?
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I'm sure Queen Georgiana will
be an asset and I'm confident
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Australians will join me in
welcoming her to our great country.
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She's a pretty divisive figure.
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Isn't she just going
to be our problem now?
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I can assure you this is only
good news and I'm sure Her Majesty
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is very excited to be
joining us as our very own...
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Queen of fucking Australia.
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Unbelievable. You vomit
on one little girl.
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It's net like I killed her.
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Can you imagine where they'd
be sending us if you had?
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If I had what? If you had
killed that sweet little girl.
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Kentucky.
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Isn't there something you
should be doing, Anabel?
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I should probably
floss my teeth.
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As my lady-in-waiting?
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Floss your teeth?
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Or I could sort out
your arrival outfit.
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That one. Good choice.
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I can floss your teeth later.
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This is your captain speaking.
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We will be arriving
in Sydney in 14 hours.
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I can hear you breathing,
Matthew. What do you want?
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Actually, it's... Yes?
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It's just that... Never mind.
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I have the menu for
the welcome reception.
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Read the mask.
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Right.
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You're very nervous.
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Sorry. It's my first day
and... It's irritating.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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Don't call me ma'am.
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I won't. How dare you!
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You just said not to...
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I didn't mean it. Or did I?
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I'm very difficult
to read, Matthew.
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I'm an oxymoron.
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I despise pomp, yet
crave circumstance.
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Have fun with that.
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No, yes, yes, no, not
if it's Australian.
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Yes, no, not if I'm hung over,
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Only if I'm hung over.
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God!
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These two are a joke.
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What could you possibly
think the panicky Aussie
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and my halfwit cousin
bring to the table?
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New queen, new start, new staff.
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I don't mind that
they're new, Bernard.
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I mind that they suck
a big dog's dick.
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Majesty, I beg you to please
curtail your language.
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At least try to keep in mind that
you are now the Queen of Australia.
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Weill, there's lucky, because
in Australia that language
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is positively regal.
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If I were you, I wouldn't try to
mock the people I need to win over.
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If you were me, Bernard, this
thong would be awfully tight.
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I'm just saying it
would be a lot easier
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if I could have
kept my old staff.
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Yes, but, sadly, it appears
there's no such thing as loyalty
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to the crown when
you are wearing it.
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Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
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"Yes, but, sadly, it appears
there's no such thing
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"as loyalty to the crown
when you are wearing it."
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That's not even true.
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My staff were allay,
dutiful and dedicated.
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"A spoiled, incompetent mess."
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"Lazy, belligerent, with
no sense of purpose."
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"An awful, awful,
awful experience.
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"Actually, may I add
another awful to that?"
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Do you know where
these are from?
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Reviews of the latest Avatar?
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Exit interviews of your loyal,
dutiful and dedicated staff.
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Are you sure? Because I've
seen the latest Avatar.
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Point being, no-one who has worked
for you could be dragged here.
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So why did you come?
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I work for your
parents, not you.
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As a favour, they asked me
to come out of retirement
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and act as your
private secretary,
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and out of devotion to them and the
crown, I complied with their wishes.
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Hm. What's the real reason?
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Retirement told me many things.
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The most interesting
being, I loathe my wife.
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Mm. Me too.
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This is the outfit you planned
for my arrival in Australia?
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A woollen suit?
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Uh, a vintage
Chanel woolen suit.
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I In 45-degree heat?
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Erm, I don't think so. We're
in the middle of January.
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We're also in the
Southern Hemisphere?
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So the season are reversed?
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So what month is this, then?
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It's still January,
but it's their summer.
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But it's still winter
for us, though.
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Not if we're in Australia,
you vacant tart.
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Right.
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You still don't get it, do you?
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Not yet.
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Oh, now I get it.
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That outfit is wholly
inappropriate for the season.
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The sweat is already
pouring down my thighs.
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That's the beauty of wool -
it'll absorb it in no time.
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SHUTTERS CLICK
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HUBBUB
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Ma'am, this is Officer Marc Kemarre,
head of your new security detail.
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Your Majesty. Officer
Kemarre is a highly decorated
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tactical assault commando in
the Australian Special Forces.
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He is also a Black Hawk helicopter
pilot who has served in...
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Some war somewhere. Thank you.
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Tell me, does this impressive
skill set include driving cars?
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It does. Air-conditioned
ones? Yes.
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Weill, then, could you tell me
why I'm not in one right now
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instead of standing out
here while my hair melts?
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Right this way, ma�am.
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PRESS CLAMOUR
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Dear God. Get these
tights off me.
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Get these tights off me!
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Get these tights off me now.
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I'm assuming those were all official
palace photographers back there
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so they won�t put out
anything unflattering.
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I'm not sure that's
the case in Australia.
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They've released them?
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Erm, no. Yes, they have.
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How bad are they?
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They're not bad at all.
Do I look sweaty? No.
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Do I look fat? No!
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Oh, God, do I look like my
mother? You looked great.
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Liar! Show me.
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I'd rather not.
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Show me now or I will have those
tiny little girl hands cut off.
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Oh, my God.
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I look like I finished a marathon
and celebrated with a stroke.
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I don't, I don't
think you look...
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Why would you show me those?
251
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What? Why on God�s green
earth would you show me these?
252
00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,590
You told me to.
That is no excuse.
253
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You said you'd cut off my hands.
254
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That is still happening.
255
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God save the Queen.
256
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:33,208
May I present the Australian
Prime Minister Rebecca Stewart?
257
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Your Majesty, it's a pleasure
to welcome you to Australia.
258
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Is it? I doubt that.
259
00:12:38,489 --> 00:12:40,568
You've had the whole
country all to yourseff
260
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and now here we are having to go
sharesies. That's got to hurt.
261
00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:45,328
Not at all.
262
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It's a privilege to play a
part in this historic event.
263
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It's an exciting time for Australia
and I'm here to be of service to you
264
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in any way I can.
265
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Weill, you can start by telling
me what that monstrosity is.
266
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This is a specially commissioned
piece of art to celebrate
267
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the beginning of your reign.
268
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It's made from hand -dried
native flowers collected from
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national parks of every
state in Australia.
270
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:11,890
You look like a thinner version
of me. Was that deliberate?
271
00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:27,298
Ma'am, may I introduce
you to Weiwei Weng?
272
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Weiwei has been master of the
household for the last 16 years.
273
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,298
Your Majesty, may I
introduce you to Jack?
274
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Jack has been... I'm just
going to stop you there.
275
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If you intend on doing that
to every person lined up here,
276
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that's a hard pass from me.
277
00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:44,088
Don't get me wrong, I love
the whole Downtown Abbey vibe.
278
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Cannot get enough of that shit.
279
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,058
But let's face it, I'm not going
to remember anyone's name, am I?
280
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No offense, Weng Weng.
It�s Weiwei, ma�am.
281
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,658
Weiwei Weng. Not
Weng Weng Weng.
282
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,659
I rest my case, case, case.
283
00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:10,168
And these are your
living quarters, ma�am.
284
00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:13,658
Weill, I can see why it's
called Macquarie House,
285
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,088
not Macquarie Palace.
286
00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:16,938
Why have they put us in storage?
287
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,088
Oh, no, no, no.
This will never do.
288
00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,578
Depressing, shoddy, cringe,
289
00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:23,938
German. You getting
all this down?
290
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:25,058
You threw away my laptop.
291
00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:27,058
Oh, and that's my
fault now, is it?
292
00:14:27,059 --> 00:14:28,808
No.
293
00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,009
Hey, I 'm Zoe.
294
00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,088
I 'm your new director
of communications.
295
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:33,858
Wow, nice digs.
296
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:35,808
So, erm, how was the flight?
297
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,448
Are you just slumped
AF with jet lag?
298
00:14:38,449 --> 00:14:40,139
Nice to meet you, Zoe.
299
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:43,658
I am rather slumped, yes,
thank you for asking.
300
00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:46,728
If I may be so bold, the correct
way to address me is ma'am,
301
00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:50,248
not hey. Unless, of course, you�re
suggesting we throw 1, TOO years
302
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,889
of protocol out the window because
you've had your face pierced.
303
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,778
So rude.
304
00:14:54,779 --> 00:14:56,298
I 'm sorry, ma�am.
305
00:14:56,299 --> 00:14:58,139
I just thought... Yes,
well, please don't.
306
00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,368
It's highly overrated.
307
00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:00,578
Isn't that right, Anabel?
308
00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:02,339
Tuna melt, if they have it.
309
00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:05,578
So if you wanted...
And while we're at it,
310
00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:08,699
taking a seat while the Queen
is standing is another no-no.
311
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:13,498
Isn�t he sitting? I don't
count. I too am slumped AF.
312
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,978
I was under the impression I
was hired because you wanted
313
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,728
the Australians to
see you as an equal.
314
00:15:18,729 --> 00:15:20,218
Why on earth would I want that?
315
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,808
To help modernise the monarchy?
316
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,618
Are you a republican?
317
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,368
Republican? No, I wouldn�t
call myself a republican,
318
00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:31,088
although I have seen The
Princess Diaries like 20 times.
319
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:33,418
But I guess I'm open
to asking the question.
320
00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:35,010
What question is that?
321
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:39,728
Whether being born...
into unearned privilege
322
00:15:39,729 --> 00:15:42,528
is an outdated... concept.
323
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:45,009
That is the exact
definition of a republican.
324
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,338
Let's get rid of this one
before she cuts off my head.
325
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,618
Wait, wait, wait. Ma�am, if
I could just plead my case.
326
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:51,448
I am very good at what I do.
327
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,898
I'm at the cutting edge
of PR and social media,
328
00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:56,259
I'm very well connected and
I will make it my mission
329
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,139
to turn your reign
into a global sensation
330
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,288
that is the envy of the world.
331
00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,618
Can you introduce me to
the Hemsworth brothers?
332
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:03,978
All three of them.
333
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,368
Then you may stay.
334
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:06,778
Didn't know there were three.
335
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:09,368
Thank you, ma'am.
You won' regret it.
336
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,858
So, getting started.
Tonight�s welcome reception...
337
00:16:11,859 --> 00:16:14,288
Hold on, not tonight, I've
been traveling for 24 hours.
338
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:17,168
I know, long haul's a killer, but
this was agreed two weeks ago.
339
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:19,218
Yes, but not for today. I
agreed to do it tomorrow.
340
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,618
No. When you agreed to it,
today would have been tomorrow.
341
00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,338
No, tomorrow would
have been tomorrow.
342
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:25,528
No, tomorrow would have
been two days after today.
343
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:28,778
I think the mix-up is you agreed to
do it tomorrow because you didn't
344
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,698
realise that tomorrow
was today in Australia.
345
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,288
Because when you agreed to do it
tomorrow, you were in England,
346
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,528
where it was yesterday.
347
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:38,088
What are you, a
fucking Time Lord now?
348
00:16:38,089 --> 00:16:40,698
Just got back from the planet
of the tiny doll hands?
349
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,578
How are we only now figuring
out the bloody time difference?
350
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:47,288
Planet of the tiny doll
hands! That's funny.
351
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:49,648
OK, right. That's...
just get out.
352
00:16:49,649 --> 00:16:53,059
Please, everyone, just get out.
353
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,649
I'll just have my tuna
melt in my room. Out!
354
00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:05,898
Well, that could
have gone better.
355
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,499
I ...hate... Australia!
356
00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:14,259
That's why they've sent me here.
357
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,858
Punishment.
358
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:18,858
When I was 13, they shipped me
off to boarding school in Canberra
359
00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,139
for a year. It was misery.
360
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,648
I was bullied relentlessly.
361
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,088
They called me all
sorts of names.
362
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:25,778
Ranga, Pom pig, bush pig,
363
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,698
Mick Hucknalll, Princess
Drongo, Princess Pisspot...
364
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,368
I'm sorry you were on the
receiving end of some hurtful
365
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:33,338
albeit highly amusing nicknames,
366
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:37,009
but let's not lose sight
of why you're here, ma'am.
367
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,498
Your shenanigans have
brought the British monarchy
368
00:17:39,499 --> 00:17:43,288
to a near collapse. Not something
one particularly wants on one's CV.
369
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:45,698
Nor is a CV something
one particularly wants.
370
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,778
Nevertheless, you're going to be
needing one if you cock this up
371
00:17:48,779 --> 00:17:51,928
and they cut you off, because
that's what's on the cards, my dear.
372
00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:55,139
This is your last chance to
continue living as a royal.
373
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,368
It's Australia or bust.
374
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,288
I'm a PR disaster, Bernard.
375
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,648
How am I going to
pull this off?!
376
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,538
Now's the time to dig in, ma'am.
377
00:18:04,539 --> 00:18:06,498
For once, show
yourself to be an asset
378
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,338
rather than a liability.
379
00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,259
I won't lie,
380
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,178
it won't be easy for
someone like you.
381
00:18:12,179 --> 00:18:13,288
None taken.
382
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:17,259
However, I do believe somewhere
inside your spoilt, insolent,
383
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,848
brattish being there lies
a queen ready to burst out.
384
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,418
Thank you, Bernard.
385
00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:25,448
Sadly, that might be the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.
386
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:26,699
I know.
387
00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:30,498
Question. Hm?
388
00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,618
What if this queen
ready to burst out
389
00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:35,488
ends up being so majestically
on point the whole Commonwealth
390
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,818
wants a piece of her?
391
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:39,978
Let's not get ahead of
ourselves, Princess Pisspot.
392
00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:42,898
There's every chance she'll fuck
things up by this time tomorrow.
393
00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:45,178
By which I mean today.
394
00:18:45,179 --> 00:18:46,489
Your Majesty.
395
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:52,328
Mick Hucknall! HE LAUGHS
396
00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:54,130
I can hear you.
397
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:05,408
Jesus Christ, Anabel,
stop faffing about.
398
00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:07,969
Sorry, I'm just trying
to push in your back fat.
399
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,129
ZOE GASPS Holy
shit. Look at you.
400
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,718
You look hot as hell right now.
401
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,558
Oh, I'm glad you�ve taken my
note about decorum on board, Zoe.
402
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:16,999
All right, then. Are we all set?
403
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,808
Everybody�s waiting,
room�s packed.
404
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:23,048
Dignitaries, titans of industry,
media moguls. This is your moment.
405
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,918
It�s showtime.
Good luck, ma'am.
406
00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:26,608
You're going to be amazing.
407
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:29,918
Just be yourself.
Yeah, just be myself.
408
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,249
Team Queen.
409
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,838
Are you ready to
start your reign?
410
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,169
I was born ready.
411
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:39,199
Make sure they don't
photograph her from behind.
412
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:46,249
? Hands up and touch the sky
413
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,608
? Yo, yo, we gon
fly tonight... ?
414
00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:52,078
Ready, ma'am? Yes. Let's go.
415
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:55,088
Your Majesty, may I present, the
Prime Minister of New Zealand,
416
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:57,808
Mr George Martin. How do you do?
417
00:19:57,809 --> 00:20:00,358
? I got the ride,
I got the cribs
418
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,198
? I got the chicks, I got
the money, money, money... ?
419
00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:05,168
Drink up. It's all free.
420
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:06,838
Oh, no, I think it's too cheap.
421
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,888
Hello.
422
00:20:07,889 --> 00:20:09,478
You two!
423
00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:10,968
Thank you so much.
424
00:20:10,969 --> 00:20:11,999
He still owes me money.
425
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,408
It's lovely to meet you.
426
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,718
Prime Minister. Your Majesty.
427
00:20:16,719 --> 00:20:20,608
May I introduce Richard
Steele, CEO of Steele Media?
428
00:20:20,609 --> 00:20:22,528
Your Majesty. How do you do?
429
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:24,558
Very well, thank you.
We were just discussing
430
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,508
the Prime Minister�s initiative
to help end world hunger by 2030.
431
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:28,868
2O3O??
432
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,508
Let's not rush into anything.
433
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,368
It's not like there's
anyone starving to death
434
00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,569
right now, is there?
435
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:38,818
If I may ask, where
DO your passions lie?
436
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:41,818
Which causes do you
intend to champion?
437
00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:46,978
Oh, you know, the poor,
the meek, the mild -
438
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,738
all the big hitters, really.
439
00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:51,848
We will be outlining all the Queen's
Patronages in the coming weeks.
440
00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:53,488
Child labour. Excuse me?
441
00:20:53,489 --> 00:20:54,618
That's another one.
442
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,408
Against it, not for it.
443
00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:58,048
Unless, of course,
they enjoy it.
444
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,129
Pride in one's work
can be very empowering.
445
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:03,129
It's a complicated
issue, for sure.
446
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,978
I think you�re going to
be very good for business.
447
00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:07,848
Awfully sorry to interrupt.
448
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:12,049
I need to steal Her Majesty
away for a moment. Do excuse me.
449
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:18,568
Did you hear? What am
I passionate about?
450
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,379
Oh, let me think - getting
the fuck out of Australia.
451
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,380
Does that answer your
question, you nosy twat?
452
00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:28,259
Oh, we need to find a charity for
mild people I can put my name to.
453
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,568
I shall get right on to that.
454
00:21:30,569 --> 00:21:32,568
What's this?
455
00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:35,928
Sorry. Hello. Sir, hello?
456
00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,178
You, sir.
457
00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,208
It's Weiwei, ma'am.
458
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,048
Yes, way, way too many vowels.
459
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,408
Why are we serving these?
460
00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:44,009
I specifically said only
serve these if I'm hung over.
461
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,768
Is Her Majesty not hung over?
462
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:47,259
Why would you think she is?
463
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,688
I would say mainly this.
464
00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:51,739
Go away, Weiwei. Ma'am.
465
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,788
Ma'am, we have an
issue with your speech.
466
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,898
No, I'm absolutely not
cutting the koala joke.
467
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,648
They're going to love it.
No, we don�t HAVE the speech.
468
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:03,129
What? It was on my laptop
that you threw out the window.
469
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:06,379
My brand - new laptop that was a
good - luck-in-your-new-job gift
470
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:09,618
from my fiancee. So new, in fact,
that it hadn't been backed up yet.
471
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,848
But I'm over that now.
472
00:22:10,849 --> 00:22:13,619
And great news, I've
remembered most of it.
473
00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:16,768
Introduction.
474
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,538
Something nice about Australia.
475
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:22,538
The bit you thought was boring
about UK-Aussie relations.
476
00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:23,688
Beef.
477
00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:25,648
Thank yous.
478
00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:27,179
Smile.
479
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:32,978
Beef? One of our main exports.
480
00:22:32,979 --> 00:22:35,648
It wasn't in the original speech,
but I thought it might give you
481
00:22:35,649 --> 00:22:38,288
something to run with.
You have got to be joking.
482
00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:40,178
How can I stand up
there without a speech?!
483
00:22:40,179 --> 00:22:44,259
Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty
Queen Georgiana of Australia.
484
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:47,098
APPLAUSE You�re going
to be amazing. Am I?
485
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,619
Team Queen. I'm going
to have you killed.
486
00:22:51,929 --> 00:22:54,568
My fellow Australians,
487
00:22:54,569 --> 00:22:58,129
it is an honour to stand here
before you as your Queen.
488
00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:03,328
I do so with humility and pride,
and I pledge to serve you always
489
00:23:03,329 --> 00:23:05,968
and honour this duty
bestowed upon me.
490
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,899
APPLAUSE
491
00:23:12,489 --> 00:23:16,968
Australia is a
magnificent country.
492
00:23:16,969 --> 00:23:23,259
Rich in its unique culture
and traditions and renowned,
493
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:26,459
of course, for its... beef.
494
00:23:31,299 --> 00:23:37,379
Australia's cattle rearing and
subsequent butchery of livestock
495
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:40,659
are the envy of slaughterhouses
around the world.
496
00:23:42,099 --> 00:23:46,688
I know if I were a cow, I 'd
choose to have my throat slashed
497
00:23:46,689 --> 00:23:48,898
on Australian soil.
498
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:49,929
MURMURING
499
00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:57,818
The... longstanding ties between the
United Kingdom and Australia are...
500
00:23:57,819 --> 00:24:01,379
ongoing and remain...
501
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,658
a thing.
502
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,539
So that's good.
503
00:24:09,969 --> 00:24:11,379
If I may speak freely -
504
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,608
and let's face it, who's going to stop me?
-
505
00:24:13,609 --> 00:24:16,048
truth be told, this
wasn't my planned speech.
506
00:24:16,049 --> 00:24:17,658
LAUGHTER
507
00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:20,768
Hardly surprising, given
the detour about beef.
508
00:24:20,769 --> 00:24:22,608
LAUGHTER
509
00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:25,208
To be completely honest, I'm
so jet-lagged I don't even know
510
00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:26,659
if I'm facing the right way.
511
00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:29,848
SHOUT FROM THE BACK
512
00:24:29,849 --> 00:24:31,848
Oh, I didn't quite catch that,
513
00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:34,379
but I'm going to assume
you're on side, sir.
514
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,048
I am, after all, your Queen,
515
00:24:36,049 --> 00:24:38,849
and reserve the right to
throw you in the tower.
516
00:24:40,049 --> 00:24:42,379
We still do that, you know.
517
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,968
And don't think we haven't got
one here because I asked them
518
00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:46,609
to build it before I arrived.
519
00:24:49,099 --> 00:24:53,048
So, two lesbian koalas
walk into a bar...
520
00:24:53,049 --> 00:24:54,298
SILENCE
521
00:24:54,299 --> 00:24:56,848
just be yourself?!?!
522
00:24:56,849 --> 00:25:00,129
The last person you should
be telling me to be is me.
523
00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:02,968
And how dare you let
me tell that joke?
524
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,768
They found it highly offensive.
525
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,938
It's already trending
on Steele News.
526
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:10,298
Jesus Christ, do you have
control over anything?!
527
00:25:10,299 --> 00:25:12,249
I thought the beef
stuff went well.
528
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,098
I thought the beef
stuff went well too.
529
00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:18,379
Actually, I thought the
beef stuff saved us.
530
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,129
Didn't you, Matthew? Team Queen.
531
00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,018
Team Shit!
532
00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:23,208
That's what you all are.
533
00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:24,848
Team Shit.
534
00:25:24,849 --> 00:25:27,488
Is everything all right?
Yes, thank you, Rebecca.
535
00:25:27,489 --> 00:25:32,688
Everything's peachy! I'm just
debriefing here with Team Shit.
536
00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:34,658
Bet your team aren't
shit, are they?
537
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,688
Bet you don't even
need a team, do you?
538
00:25:36,689 --> 00:25:39,298
Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
539
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:43,249
IMITATES ACCENT: I'm the Prime
Minister and I'm just perfect!
540
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:47,849
I'm going to end world
hunger all by myself!
541
00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,609
Hmm? Hmm.
542
00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:02,658
It's been a long day,
a lot of excitement.
543
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,578
Perhaps everyone
should sleep on it
544
00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:08,688
and tomorrow you can figure out
where it all went so horribly wrong.
545
00:26:08,689 --> 00:26:11,018
Ma'am.
546
00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:12,458
We already know that bit!
547
00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:16,968
It was Team Shit, and I'm
getting T-shirts printed.
548
00:26:16,969 --> 00:26:18,168
Super.
549
00:26:18,169 --> 00:26:20,888
No, Anabel, it is not super.
550
00:26:20,889 --> 00:26:23,768
It is very, very,
very not super.
551
00:26:23,769 --> 00:26:25,658
And I'm putting
that on the back!
552
00:26:25,659 --> 00:26:28,808
Except that might draw attention
to the fat roll below your bra.
553
00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:30,939
Fuck me!
554
00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,969
Just put me down
for an extra small.
555
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:38,579
Who's on T-shirts?
556
00:26:46,498 --> 00:26:48,247
I 'd like a minute
to myself, please.
557
00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:50,806
Sorry, Your Majesty. I can�t
let you be out here on your own,
558
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:52,216
for safety reasons.
559
00:26:52,217 --> 00:26:54,886
Oh, it's all right. I'm not
going to throw myself off.
560
00:26:54,887 --> 00:26:57,686
I don't think my speech was
that bad. Do you? No, ma'am.
561
00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:00,886
Then again, I'm not
a lesbian koala.
562
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,766
What's your name again?
563
00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:04,326
Marc.
564
00:27:04,327 --> 00:27:06,247
Bit boring, isn't it?
565
00:27:06,248 --> 00:27:07,807
It's Marc with a C.
566
00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:10,497
Cark??
567
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,966
The C�s at the end.
568
00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,527
Makes more sense.
569
00:27:15,577 --> 00:27:17,296
Please leave me alone,
I shall be fine.
570
00:27:17,297 --> 00:27:20,856
This is a residential area,
ma'am. It's my job to protect you.
571
00:27:20,857 --> 00:27:23,498
Protect me from what?
Someone stealing my Wi-Fi?
572
00:27:27,887 --> 00:27:30,736
Are you supposed to
take a bullet for me?
573
00:27:30,737 --> 00:27:32,497
Let�s hope it
never gets to that.
574
00:27:32,498 --> 00:27:35,966
But let's suppose. It's probably
somewhere in the small print, yes.
575
00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:37,936
I'm sure you've been briefed.
576
00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:42,886
I'm a loose Cannon, a fuck-up
and a liability, if you will.
577
00:27:42,887 --> 00:27:45,525
I believe it was headstrong
and unconventional.
578
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:48,111
Which is British for a
fuck-up and a liability.
579
00:27:49,687 --> 00:27:51,676
At least it's not boring.
580
00:27:51,677 --> 00:27:54,016
Weill, sorry to
disappoint everyone,
581
00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:58,446
but there's a new queen waiting
to burst out, apparently.
582
00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:01,166
And she's not going to
put another foot wrong,
583
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:06,856
even in this 10,000-miles-from-home
dust bowl of an inferno.
584
00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,297
None taken.
585
00:28:12,713 --> 00:28:13,763
Goodnight.
586
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,217
Cark..
587
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,686
? Pleased to meet you
588
00:28:24,687 --> 00:28:26,166
? Satan's my name
589
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:27,936
? I can make you sin
590
00:28:27,937 --> 00:28:30,086
? I can make you feel pain
591
00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:31,377
? I can twist
592
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,966
? I can make you seduce me
593
00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:34,726
? Want to do the Watusi?
594
00:28:34,727 --> 00:28:37,016
? You can call me Lucy
595
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:40,367
? Satan Satan's a woman
596
00:28:40,368 --> 00:28:43,776
? Satan Yeah, I'm a woman
597
00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:47,086
? Satan Satan's a woman
598
00:28:47,087 --> 00:28:50,577
? Satan Oh, yeah,
I'm the evil one. ?
599
00:28:50,627 --> 00:28:55,177
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