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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,491 I want to thank for your patience, 2 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,094 your servility, 3 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,263 your... 4 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,433 donations. 5 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:14,474 Tonight marks the end of a long, hard yesterday, 6 00:01:14,609 --> 00:01:18,680 and the dawn of a glorious new tomorrow! 7 00:01:27,722 --> 00:01:29,724 It's time. 8 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:51,713 Uh, I think we need to pause right here and um, 9 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,549 just think about all of this. 10 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,116 Um... 11 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,421 Yeah, just, uh, just think and uh... 12 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,490 just, uh... 13 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,160 Surprise fuckers! 14 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,798 I'm sorry. Who are you? 15 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:16,136 I'm Dale Domazar, Cult Buster and expert day programmer. 16 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,139 And this cult is busted. 17 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:59,881 Previously on Cult Buster, 18 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,850 expert gumshoe, Dale Domazar, has closed in 19 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:07,387 on a sinister death cult known as The Lost Ones. 20 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:11,025 I'm Dale Domazar, the one true Cult Buster, 21 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:14,428 here to remind you that America is constantly shitting out 22 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:17,565 new cults by absorbing debris of the old ones. 23 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:20,902 Jonestown, Heaven's Gate, The Branch Davidian 24 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:25,272 all give rise to new ones like QAnon, NXIVM, CrossFit, 25 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:28,442 and now the Lost Ones, yeah. 26 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,578 We've pinpointed their camp, 27 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:33,346 just outside Fairfax, Saskatchewan, 28 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,517 and we've secretly installed five hidden cameras 29 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,186 throughout the compound. 30 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,889 They're a blood-thirsty collective of dead enders 31 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:43,423 and true believers. 32 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:46,828 Their leader, a charlatan par excellence, 33 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:50,330 calls himself Theoren the Shepherd. 34 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,968 This is fundamental. 35 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,435 A personality cult. 36 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:58,506 The minions worship the leader 37 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:03,044 and exalt him to godlike status. 38 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,047 That's fanaticism. 39 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,682 Go, go, go. 40 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,283 I managed to extract a Lost Ones defector 41 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,086 and escort them to safety. 42 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,788 We're in the clear. 43 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,656 Now, we do a delicate brain scrub for intel 44 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,390 on their master plan. 45 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:20,194 You're in a safe space here with ol' double D. 46 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,063 Now, tell me everything I need to know 47 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,430 about the Lost Ones! 48 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,800 It's okay. You're safe. 49 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,103 They controlled every aspect of our lives 50 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,306 and they kept alluding to a purification ceremony. 51 00:04:34,175 --> 00:04:36,944 These bastards are up to something 52 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,782 and it's time to go undercover. 53 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:46,419 We now go live to the season one finale. 54 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:53,293 And this cult is busted! 55 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,268 Who among our number ordered a clown? 56 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,136 There's no starship coming, 57 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:03,771 but I'm here to help you 58 00:05:03,905 --> 00:05:07,175 and I can provide exit counseling for small fee. 59 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,543 Nice to meet you, Dale, 60 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,610 but we're in the middle of something. 61 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,880 Everybody freeze. Now! 62 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:35,870 Jesus! 63 00:05:37,138 --> 00:05:40,473 Awaken, my star seeds. 64 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,612 Everybody, hold up. Stay where you are. 65 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:48,216 This idiot pretender has poisoned 66 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,884 our purification ceremony. 67 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,920 I've alerted the authorities, and they are very close. 68 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:54,689 When we made our vows, 69 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:58,059 you took an oath in the event that we were. 70 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:01,696 I now enact the unmask protocol! 71 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,799 I will shoot you. 72 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:09,670 End my suffering. 73 00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:13,608 Okay, well then, I-- I don't know. 74 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:17,245 I'll, uh, I'll shoot your fucking knees off. 75 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,114 You really haven't thought this through, have you? 76 00:06:20,248 --> 00:06:22,250 One. 77 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,751 - One. - No. 78 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,786 What are you doing? Stop that. I'm counting. 79 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,288 Two. 80 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:31,192 No, no. I say two, fucker! No, don't do that. 81 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:32,326 Three. 82 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,427 No. 83 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,765 Don't! No! No, don't do that. 84 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:40,668 No, what are you doing? Stop that. 85 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,603 What are you fucking doing? 86 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,437 Spit that out. 87 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,807 Spit that out. No! 88 00:06:57,385 --> 00:06:58,519 Asshole! 89 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:04,759 Uh, please! 90 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:12,066 Dale, what the hell happened here? 91 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,201 Uh... 92 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:19,974 the Lost Ones have been found. 93 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,592 I'll be the first to admit 94 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,294 that life isn't always 95 00:07:40,428 --> 00:07:43,130 an inspirational hand stitched embroidery quote. 96 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:44,999 It wasn't always this way. 97 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,102 Things were looking up when we moved Owen Sound. 98 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,470 I found us a beautiful three bedroom home 99 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,939 in hopes that our family would grow, 100 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:53,975 just like our love for each other had, 101 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,210 but the universe had other plans. 102 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:59,113 Plans we're still trying to navigate. 103 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,916 Sure, there's a lot less pressure on us now, 104 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:05,553 but nonetheless, our marriage started to feel off. 105 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:09,457 Like an old recipe that just doesn't taste the same. 106 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:13,327 Not enough spice perhaps, or maybe too much. 107 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:16,030 If I don't like something, I return it 108 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,400 and I want my marriage to return to how it was, 109 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,235 before Brad went all loopy. 110 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:23,738 The extreme hair loss, selective hearing. 111 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,906 Not to mention, he almost bought a painting 112 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,743 without consulting me for the front foyer. 113 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,411 Brad's even demoted himself 114 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,113 at his investment firm twice now 115 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,715 just to relieve some unnecessary stress. 116 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,951 I'm really at the end of my rope. 117 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,587 I feel like I've done everything to help him. 118 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,722 It's amazing I even got him here. 119 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,425 But you know, when it comes down to it, 120 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,394 I really wanna do this for him. 121 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:50,364 For me. For everyone. For us. For me. 122 00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:54,335 Not to say we're not happy. We're happy, right? 123 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:58,906 The question was actually for Brad. 124 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,242 -Oh! -Brad, what do you hope 125 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,576 to get out of this place? 126 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,180 I guess a sense of purpose. 127 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,581 Beyond? 128 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,284 It's okay. 129 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,587 A honey do list. 130 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,591 I think you're gonna fit in perfectly here. 131 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,227 Our resident spiritual elder is none other 132 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:21,862 than Master Jagori. 133 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,466 He alchemized a safe space for self-awareness, 134 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,636 for transcendence, specifically tailored for men 135 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,004 like our Bradley here. 136 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,507 A program called The Ascension. 137 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:37,445 His teachings elevate oneself to a higher frequency. 138 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:41,482 Too often, we find ourselves swimming up river. 139 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:45,052 Well, here at Hope Acres, we surrender to the current. 140 00:09:45,186 --> 00:09:47,988 It's a stream, but of consciousness. 141 00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:51,592 Master Jagori can do great things for you, Brad, 142 00:09:52,561 --> 00:09:56,030 but it depends on how open you are to change. 143 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:01,335 Are you ready to join The Ascension? 144 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,171 I really like it. 145 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:06,807 I sure as hell don't buy any of that witch-doctor jargon, 146 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:08,943 but for you, it's perfect. 147 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,911 They're gonna snap you right out of this pity party 148 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,047 you got going on. And it seems like they have guys there 149 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,748 who have it way worse than you, 150 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,816 so it's gonna give you some perspective. 151 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,253 We'll just pay our way out of the sadness 152 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,255 and one day, we can laugh about all this. 153 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:23,717 Hey. Hey. 154 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,261 Hey! Remember me? 155 00:11:34,395 --> 00:11:40,367 I'm Dale Domazar. Good old double D, the Cult Buster guy. 156 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:43,804 Do you need to wish a friend a happy birthday? 157 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,442 Do you need-- Fuck! 158 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,478 Do you need to wish a friend a happy birthday? 159 00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:54,782 Or maybe your child needs a pep talk. 160 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,552 Hell, I'll even break up with your boyfriend 161 00:11:57,686 --> 00:11:59,521 on your behalf. 162 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,121 I'm your guy. 163 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:05,292 Just $20 for 60 seconds of me. 164 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:08,128 And do you need any manual labor done? 165 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:12,099 Give me a shout because this cult is bust-- 166 00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:37,525 Brad? 167 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,467 There you are. 168 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,235 You started the car and I didn't know where you went. 169 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,345 You're gonna have to look 170 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,214 at the return policy on this thing. 171 00:13:07,555 --> 00:13:09,524 Adventure awaits. 172 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,007 Can you believe it? 173 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,743 Believe what? 174 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,812 The McLaughlins, they went with Cynthia. Cynthia Doyle. 175 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,982 You physically took down their Christmas lights. 176 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,618 It was March. 177 00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,018 They were on vacation. 178 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:43,525 I heard a rumor that Cynthia Doyle has fibromyalgia, 179 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,025 so I looked it up 180 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,995 and all the symptoms are exactly what I have. 181 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,332 I have fibromyalgia. She's copying me. 182 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:53,434 She's obsessed with me! 183 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:56,870 Can you turn on my karma app? 184 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,876 Damn it, Brad! Come on! 185 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,878 Let go today, Kallie. 186 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:09,216 Your need for oversight burns from the ashes of your fear. 187 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,786 Let go and enjoy the ride. 188 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,603 Oh, I think you're really gonna be thanking me 189 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,037 after this weekend. 190 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,076 Right on time. 191 00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:44,218 I believe it was the Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu 192 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,921 who said 193 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,258 Wow! Did you get that, Brad? I don't think he's listening. 194 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:57,064 A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step. 195 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,233 Oh, can I use that? I really like that. 196 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,201 I work in real estate. 197 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,470 I'd like to introduce you to two of our finest members, 198 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,707 Dalton and Luther. 199 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,207 Both are expert healers 200 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,711 and longtime students of The Ascension. 201 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:11,111 Gosh, that stinks. 202 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,782 That's our traditional right of acquaintance? 203 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,215 Okay. 204 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,417 Please. 205 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:23,090 Uh! Oh, I did wanna check his bag before he goes. 206 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,394 He's arrived at a very special time here at Hope Acres. 207 00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:29,831 Among those chosen in the year zero. 208 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,900 Okay. Well, can you make sure he takes his pill? 209 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,066 Sometimes, he forgets. 210 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,503 He'll be taken care of here. 211 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,173 Okay, honey. Uh, bye. 212 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,041 Don't even think about having dairy. 213 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,043 I'm proud of you. I love you. 214 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,345 Don't have too much fun without me. 215 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,182 All right. 216 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,614 Bradley. Oh, perfect fit. 217 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:21,749 Please, this way. Don't be nervous. 218 00:16:21,883 --> 00:16:23,417 I was a patient like you, 219 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:26,253 but then, soon after, my whole life completely changed. 220 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,790 Look, Dr. Pavy, our resident medicine man. 221 00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:32,326 What a pleasure. And please, Cormac is fine by me. 222 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,161 Doctor, Bradley's medical records. 223 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,964 Ooh! How wonderful! 224 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,165 I'll take a lookie-poo through this today. 225 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,568 May we ascend. 226 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,972 Please, this way, Bradley. There's so much to see. 227 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,374 You know, Dr. Pavy, he healed three slipped discs of mine. 228 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,309 The man is a miracle worker. 229 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,311 Oh, I'm sure you're gonna make a ton of friends here, 230 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,981 but let me show you around. 231 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,749 Over here we have our hall of nourishment. 232 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,719 Over to the left, we have our patient rec center. 233 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,588 And behind that, we have our very own indoor pool. 234 00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:02,757 But first, let me show you our garden. 235 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,395 Nature restores the ascension process, 236 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,798 so you'll be spending much of your time outdoors 237 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:14,167 to shed that protective armor you have cladded to your soul. 238 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,837 Come, I have more to show you. 239 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:19,841 With the wisdom you'll absorb within our gardens, 240 00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:23,545 you'll be able to live the rest of your days in peace, 241 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:25,312 as is our hope. 242 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:31,351 You'll come to realize your soul chose all of this 243 00:17:31,853 --> 00:17:33,621 before you even came here. 244 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:41,161 How long do people usually stay here? 245 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,568 Until they remember it's time to leave. 246 00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:50,370 Master Jagori, may we ascend. 247 00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:55,810 Welcome home, Brad the broken. 248 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,560 It's vitamin C. 249 00:18:16,064 --> 00:18:18,498 May we ascend. 250 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,868 May we ascend. 251 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,878 You work hard for your money, 252 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,814 you need a home that represents your success. 253 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,517 This elegant home offers that lifestyle 254 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:12,820 and like you, is well maintained. 255 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,193 Who has time to clean 256 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,896 when you are busy hosting dinner parties? 257 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,767 Don't you want your own in-island waterfall? 258 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,200 So wet! 259 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,538 If you're like me, ladies, you like 'em big. 260 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:35,475 Big ceilings, big windows, gorgeous views. 261 00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:42,249 This is the paradise you deserve. 262 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,429 So call Cynthia Doyle today for your private viewing. 263 00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,466 Cynthia, I don't know how you do it, 264 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,836 but this video is gonna change real estate 265 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,370 across Owen Sound. 266 00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:07,041 Well, yes. The internet is our friend, Marcia. 267 00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:10,343 The more that we can captivate an audience online, 268 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,146 the quicker our homes will sell. 269 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,649 Well, I have full faith that you have a handle on it here. 270 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:15,683 Thank you. 271 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,619 Kallie? Kallie, are-- are you okay? 272 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:22,123 Yep. I just brought a snack for everyone. 273 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,025 They're my famous deviled eggs. 274 00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:25,960 It's a little hot in here, so... 275 00:20:27,195 --> 00:20:28,428 thought we could use a snack. 276 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:31,398 What? Cynthia, I'm-- I'm so sorry. 277 00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:33,167 No, it-- it-- it's fine. You know what? 278 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,069 I'm suddenly really hungry. Uh, I think it's near lunch. 279 00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:38,206 Good call. Okay, folks, lunchtime. 280 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,575 Let's go get lunch, okay? 281 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,216 You stay there. We need to talk. 282 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,384 Okay, good. Because someone's been stealing my lawn signs 283 00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,420 and I am not very happy about it. 284 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,390 Uh, excuse me. This can't be here right now. 285 00:20:57,525 --> 00:20:58,860 We have an open house on the street. 286 00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:00,661 Do you even have a permit for this? 287 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,496 Oh, my-- Can you please get off our lawn? 288 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,066 No. This needs to be cleaned up now. No. 289 00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,868 What? I'm calling the police. 290 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,337 Well, I'm gonna get my lawyer. Are you filming me? 291 00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:13,340 They were violating at least three bylaws. 292 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,542 No parents in sight! 293 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:16,043 Mouths like a crew of pirates! 294 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:17,344 That's enough. 295 00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:20,014 Kallie, the firm cannot afford another one 296 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,549 of these ranting meltdowns. 297 00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:22,583 They were positioned right down the street 298 00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,118 from my open house. 299 00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:25,753 What would potential buyers think? 300 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,722 "Oh, great! Here's some kids, begging for change 301 00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:29,824 -on the side of the road." -They're kids for Christ's sake! 302 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,559 And as for those other complaints, 303 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:32,960 those charges were dropped 304 00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:34,762 and I had every right to self-defense. 305 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,329 This could cost you your real estate license. 306 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,732 I can't have it! 307 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,735 -I'm giving you one more chance. -What? 308 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,770 You can sell the Victorian on the hill. 309 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,337 Are you insane? 310 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,708 Now, I don't want to hear one single complaint from you, 311 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:51,979 from neighbors or anybody. Is that clear? 312 00:21:52,113 --> 00:21:54,549 You are to sell that house and prove to me 313 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,117 that you can be a responsible realtor. 314 00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:03,257 Sell the Victorian on the hill. 315 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,028 Sell the Victorian on the hill. 316 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,696 -Kellie? -Ah! 317 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,464 Hey, doll. Hi. Yeah, I-- I hope you're doing okay. 318 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:13,768 Why? I'm fine. I'm always fine. 319 00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,903 I hope that you're hanging in there. 320 00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:18,706 Oh yeah. No, honey. I'm-- Yeah, I'm good. 321 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,875 I know-- I just-- I just know things are tough right now. 322 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,110 I heard about Bradley being at Hope Acres. 323 00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:26,747 My Brad? No, he's doing great. 324 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,551 Okay. Well, I-- It's just I sponsor a few patients there. 325 00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:32,485 I could have swore I saw him at my last visit. 326 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,655 Nope. No, he's at home. He's doing good. 327 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,725 Yeah. You know what? Maybe I'm wrong. 328 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,293 Yeah. I must have got it wrong. 329 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,728 You do. You have it wrong. 330 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,530 Oh, gosh! I'm so-- I'm so relieved. 331 00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:43,664 You know, I thought maybe there was, you know, 332 00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,398 something going on. 333 00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,001 Nope. We're good. I'm good. 334 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:49,837 Brad's good and we're stronger than ever. 335 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:51,038 Good. 336 00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:52,773 So, I hope that you get through 337 00:22:52,907 --> 00:22:54,709 what you're going through as well. 338 00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:57,111 Okay, Kallie. You, uh, you take care of yourself. Okay? 339 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,679 We'll see you when we see ya. 340 00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:09,190 You like to work hard, 341 00:23:09,323 --> 00:23:12,059 so why not put some work into this big classic. 342 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,901 Relax in your very own sitting room. 343 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,938 Each of these doors weigh 35 pounds. 344 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,172 Solid wood. 345 00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:32,280 This opportunity won't last long, 346 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,515 so call Kallie Jones today 347 00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,449 to book your very private showing. 348 00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:50,698 Okay, Mr. Domazar, 349 00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,432 thank you for breaking your silence with us today. 350 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:55,536 Yeah, of course. 351 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,738 Here we go. 352 00:23:57,872 --> 00:23:59,640 -Thank you. -Hello, my loyal-- 353 00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:01,609 Hey there. How's it going? 354 00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:04,979 No, this is the intro. I'll introduce you. 355 00:24:06,414 --> 00:24:07,447 -Oh! -It's okay. 356 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:08,883 I'll just edit it out later. 357 00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,651 No, keep it. 358 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:13,554 -What? -I want this to be authentic. 359 00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:15,856 Whatever. Let's just start again. 360 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,159 Unsafe Sects. 361 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:21,996 Hello, loyal zealots. 362 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,731 Welcome to another episode of Unsafe Sects. 363 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:26,499 As always, I'm your ringleader, Tessa Fantastic. 364 00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:28,502 We've got a big guest on today. 365 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,237 For the past 15 years, 366 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,540 he's been unmasking cults and deprogramming fanatics. 367 00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,675 Welcome to the show, Dale Domazar. 368 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,711 Yeah. Rock on! Hey, everyone. 369 00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:39,479 Our listeners are very familiar with your backstory: 370 00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:42,216 your show being canceled, the lawsuits. 371 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,784 We haven't heard from you 372 00:24:43,918 --> 00:24:45,853 in five years since the Lost One's debacle. 373 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,722 What made you decide to break your silence now? 374 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:51,491 Well, I've been, uh, taking some time to myself. 375 00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,662 I've been doing a lot of drinkin-- Thinking. 376 00:24:55,396 --> 00:24:58,632 A lot of thinking. It's time to reenter the world. 377 00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,568 Get back to work. 378 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,603 Oh, what kind of work did you have in mind? 379 00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:04,138 Paid appearances, 380 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:05,606 some light bounty hunting, 381 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:08,309 a little private investigation on the side. 382 00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:09,944 It says here that you got 383 00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:11,645 your private investigator license revoked when-- 384 00:25:11,779 --> 00:25:13,214 Yeah, I'm appealing that. 385 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,616 So, strictly speaking, you're done with cults? 386 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:19,653 Look, I know it sounds crazy. 387 00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:23,491 Re-launching, re-inventing, 388 00:25:23,624 --> 00:25:25,760 whatever the hell you want to call it, 389 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:28,095 my Cult Buster project. 390 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,798 You really think people will go for that? 391 00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:34,068 -Seriously? -Yeah, of course they will. 392 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,872 The cult world has evolved. Cults are less of a threat now. 393 00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:40,975 Even cult experts are more subtle and nuanced. 394 00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:42,543 At this point, I think a new show 395 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,278 would be very ill-advised. 396 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,647 You've squeezed everything you can from this character. 397 00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,282 Don't you think it's time to just, 398 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,017 you know, let it go? 399 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,422 -Dale? -Yeah. 400 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:55,823 Okay. Next question. 401 00:25:55,956 --> 00:25:57,591 It was reported that you went off script 402 00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:59,193 in the season finale, 403 00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,028 and that was what caused the entire Lost One's cult 404 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,963 to commit mass suicide, when in fact, 405 00:26:03,097 --> 00:26:05,599 they had only been planning a single human sacrifice. 406 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,768 That cult was demonic! 407 00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:09,970 Maybe. But if it weren't for the added theatrics 408 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:11,872 of the show and your decision making, 409 00:26:12,006 --> 00:26:13,707 then perhaps, the cult could have lived long enough 410 00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:15,009 for the police to arrive. 411 00:26:38,632 --> 00:26:40,501 Today is a new day 412 00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:44,205 and you've woken up on the right side of the bed. 413 00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:46,907 It's important to let your guard down 414 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:50,611 with any interactions you may face today. 415 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,213 You might meet someone 416 00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:55,716 you haven't seen for a while or heard from. 417 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,752 They might have surprising news. 418 00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:00,654 Be understanding. 419 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:20,975 Fuck you! 420 00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,643 My weekend was great. 421 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,278 It was really nice to have some alone time, 422 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:28,082 uh, just to have a glass of wine, unwind, introspect. 423 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,521 Okay, well, uh, I guess we better be going. 424 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,523 I'd like to go before the grocery store closes. 425 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,491 I found us a new vegan bone marrow recipe we could try. 426 00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,426 - Actually, I... - What? 427 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:44,198 -I thought you called her. -Who called me? 428 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,001 Brad has requested an extension and it's been approved. 429 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,936 No, we didn't. I didn't approve anything. 430 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,906 Technically, your consent is not required. 431 00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:54,775 Master Jagori has waived all the fees and expenses 432 00:27:54,909 --> 00:27:56,877 for Brother Bradley. 433 00:27:57,311 --> 00:28:00,181 Bradley has chosen to complete his ascension journey. 434 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:03,350 Okay, well, the only journey 435 00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:07,421 my husband will be continuing is the one back to our house 436 00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:09,990 where we live together, now. 437 00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:13,427 Brad! Are you rebuffing me? 438 00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:17,198 No. Yes. I-- I'd like to stay. 439 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:19,066 Beautiful work, Brad. 440 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,234 Stunning. 441 00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:23,137 -We're leaving. -Please respect my boundaries. 442 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:26,373 Your boundaries? What the fuck have they done to you? 443 00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:28,677 See, I don't feel like I'm being heard right now. 444 00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:30,579 Enough of this. Honey, I brought you here 445 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,346 so that we can be happy, 446 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:35,382 not so that you stay with these fucking freaks in bathrobes. 447 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,418 God damn it! I'm calling the police. 448 00:28:37,552 --> 00:28:39,320 Mrs. Jones, the police have already been notified. 449 00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:40,821 For what? What have I done? 450 00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,456 You're trespassing. 451 00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:44,458 -You're kidnapping! -They're on their way now. 452 00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,760 They practically insisted when they heard your name. 453 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:48,362 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 454 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,197 What is this? Some kind of cult? 455 00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:52,900 -This is a cult, isn't it? -Ma'am, please ma'am. 456 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,603 Honey, you think-- Get your hands off him! 457 00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:55,704 Come on, ma'am. 458 00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,806 God damn it! 459 00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:02,243 Fuck! God damn it! 460 00:29:04,378 --> 00:29:06,080 They came at me. They were coming right at me, 461 00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:08,617 I couldn't say anything. What was I supposed to say? 462 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,487 I did nothing wrong. I did nothing wrong! 463 00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:15,422 It was them! They came at me! 464 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:18,593 I'm a woman! They were hitting me! They hit me! 465 00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:20,261 I was on the ground! 466 00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:57,364 What happened to us, Brad? 467 00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:05,339 Get off me! Of course, you're gonna record this. 468 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,441 Ma'am, please step back. 469 00:30:07,575 --> 00:30:10,578 Get your hands off me! Get that camera-- Get out of my-- 470 00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:13,080 Is that what I look like? 471 00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:16,317 Oh. 472 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:18,986 It wasn't that bad. 473 00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:22,122 God! 474 00:30:26,594 --> 00:30:28,295 I tried my best. 475 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,476 Cult Buster. 476 00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:22,015 Think you know cults Mister, uh, Dale Domazar? 477 00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:23,484 We'll see about that. 478 00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,361 Give this a shot. 479 00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:44,338 Okay. See if he's home. 480 00:32:00,789 --> 00:32:02,891 You've reached the Cult Buster hotline. 481 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,358 Leave a message. 482 00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:08,462 This is Scenic City realtor, Kallie Jones. 483 00:32:08,596 --> 00:32:10,665 I'd like to report a cult here at Owen Sound, 484 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:13,967 so I need a Cult Buster, and I guess you're my guy. 485 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,937 So, you're gonna be going to Hope Acres Wellness Center 486 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:18,573 and shut them down. 487 00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,708 They have taken my husband, Brad, 488 00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:24,011 and they assaulted me and you need to get him outta there 489 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:25,747 because he's terrified and alone 490 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,148 and he couldn't even look me in the eyes. 491 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:31,118 So I need you to go there 492 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:34,087 and burn them to the ground. Okay, bye. 493 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:25,198 A change is upon you, Dear One. 494 00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:27,602 With your decision to evolve, 495 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:32,105 the universe moves quickly to shed all dense energies 496 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,709 so you are ready to move freely forward. 497 00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:36,310 Hello? 498 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,979 With the moon and transition, 499 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,781 this is the perfect time. 500 00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:41,916 You are free to feel. 501 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:44,418 Relationships are a path to-- 502 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,603 Excuse me? 503 00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:06,608 Can I help you? That's not your piñata! Brad? 504 00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:10,778 Who are you? 505 00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:12,379 How'd you-- How'd you get in here? 506 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:46,413 No, no, no, no, no, no. 507 00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:53,655 Hey, creepo. 508 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,763 Sorry about the mess. 509 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,098 Didn't know just what we'd be dealing with here tonight. 510 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,833 Who the hell are you? 511 00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:10,738 Dale Domazar. You called me two nights ago. Dale? Me? 512 00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,239 Yeah. I did. 513 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,075 Renowned Cult Buster and exit counselor. 514 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,342 I got here soon as I could. 515 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,177 Renowned or disgraced? 516 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:21,281 Hey. I'm all you got, lady. 517 00:36:32,627 --> 00:36:35,596 About that job offer, accepted. 518 00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,099 You and me, we're gonna investigate 519 00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:41,836 suspected cult activity rooted in this very community. 520 00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:44,639 You're not very professional. I thought you'd be taller. 521 00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:48,676 Look, you may think that I'm bottom of the barrel, 522 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:51,179 but I get shit done. 523 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,914 You called me as a last resort 524 00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:56,150 because no one believes you about Hope Acres, correct? 525 00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,520 Yeah. Well, you can bet your ass that I do. 526 00:36:59,654 --> 00:37:03,591 So, I'm not crazy and they are a cult. Okay! 527 00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:08,763 I've studied fringe factions my entire life. Ever since... 528 00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:12,332 Ever since what? 529 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,468 Never mind. It doesn't matter. 530 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:15,870 Okay. Well, I'm gonna call the cops. 531 00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,472 No. No, that's exactly what they want. 532 00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:20,641 Most cult yearn for armed confrontation. 533 00:37:20,775 --> 00:37:22,476 It validates their end game. 534 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,646 You move in and surround those assholes, 535 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,981 lay siege? 536 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:31,318 Well, you can kiss your hubby and everybody else embroiled 537 00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:34,155 in that kooky compound goodbye. 538 00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:36,456 They're minced meat. 539 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,993 - All right, fine. - Okay, then. 540 00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:40,528 Pack your shit. I'm parked down the street. 541 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:42,029 I'm not going anywhere with you. 542 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,599 It's not safe here. We killed one of theirs. 543 00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,534 They will be back. 544 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:51,005 You killed. You killed one of theirs in my home. 545 00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:52,840 I just saved your ass. 546 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,976 If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead, 547 00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:59,312 or worse, indoctrinated. 548 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:06,453 But stay. Be my goddamn guest. 549 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:09,724 You need me a hell of a lot more than I need you. 550 00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:13,426 Don't tell me what I need. I'm staying. This is insane. 551 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,564 Fine, by all means. 552 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,666 But you need to realize 553 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,300 that I'm not the one to worry about. 554 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,669 They know where you live, 555 00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:24,906 and they will not stop until you are dead. 556 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,374 Do you know a safe place that we can go? 557 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:33,446 Because you have no idea who the fuck we're dealing with. 558 00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:40,521 Yeah, I-- I know a place. 559 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:44,892 Great. Now, do you want to hear the good news? 560 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:50,064 Because they have no idea 561 00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:53,301 who the fuck they're dealing with either. 562 00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:13,187 So, what's this hide out of yours? 563 00:39:13,321 --> 00:39:14,856 It's a house I'm selling. 564 00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:22,830 How much? 565 00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:24,732 You could never afford it. 566 00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:26,399 We'll see about that soon enough. 567 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,409 I just don't understand 568 00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:37,845 why they would wanna attack me? 569 00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:39,881 Two days ago, 570 00:39:40,014 --> 00:39:41,649 when you tried to steal from their flock. 571 00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:43,251 You mean my husband? 572 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:46,254 Yeah. You pushed them on their own turf. 573 00:39:46,954 --> 00:39:49,891 I mean, you practically snapped Brad out of the spell. 574 00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:53,361 The whole thing would've imploded like a house of cards. 575 00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:56,764 I have to admit, I kind of liked the moxie. 576 00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:59,066 It was rude, crude, and right on the mark. 577 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:03,004 However, you don't just provoke a fucking death cult 578 00:40:03,137 --> 00:40:04,538 like that. No. 579 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,374 What we need here is subtlety 580 00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:08,576 and sophistication to gain access. 581 00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:12,747 A death cult. Jesus Christ, Brad! 582 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,515 Stay with me here, Kallie Jones. 583 00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:16,217 Here's what we're not gonna do. 584 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:19,452 We're not gonna storm in there guns blazing. No! 585 00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:20,922 They'll hunker down 586 00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:22,189 and we'll have ourselves a 90-day standoff 587 00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,758 on national television. 588 00:40:23,891 --> 00:40:25,159 What? 589 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:28,029 What we need here is covert concealment. Yeah. 590 00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:30,865 We gotta get in there, earn their trust, 591 00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:33,601 pull back the curtain, rescue the followers, 592 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,069 and detain the leader 593 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:39,106 and expose it all on a one-hour TV special, baby. 594 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,542 I knew that there was some angle with you! 595 00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:44,078 And I'm willing to offer you 596 00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:47,281 my platinum deprogramming program. 597 00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:51,484 Do not try to upsell me. I'm a natural born negotiator. 598 00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,453 You mean bullshitter? 599 00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,678 All right, tell me about this platinum package. 600 00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,215 Well, you'll get infiltration, extraction, 601 00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,818 three months of thought reform consultations, 602 00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,853 and all I need is my per diem, gas, food, 603 00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:27,455 lodging, maybe a haircut. 604 00:41:27,588 --> 00:41:29,123 And if we're successful, 605 00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:32,093 you'll get 25% of my comeback special royalties. 606 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,197 Whatever. Just get my husband outta that freak fest 607 00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:37,298 and we got a deal. 608 00:41:37,431 --> 00:41:38,866 Yeah! 609 00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:52,747 Whoa! This place is-- 610 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,618 -I know. It's-- -Fucking awesome! Whew! 611 00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:02,923 There's a couple bedrooms upstairs, 612 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,291 so you can just pick one. 613 00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:07,862 No, I'm on the job. 614 00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:13,834 I'm gonna stay out here and keep an eye on things. 615 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,307 Suit yourself. 616 00:42:51,305 --> 00:42:52,740 Come in. 617 00:42:56,744 --> 00:43:00,147 Master Jagori would like to have a word with you, Bradley. 618 00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:02,683 Oh, right now? 619 00:43:02,817 --> 00:43:04,085 In the pool. 620 00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:08,289 Uh, okay. 621 00:43:32,012 --> 00:43:33,747 We do not go in there. 622 00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:35,116 What was that? 623 00:43:35,517 --> 00:43:36,884 Tonsillitis. 624 00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,187 May we ascend. 625 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,022 We may. 626 00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,395 I'd like to check in with you, Brad. 627 00:43:49,531 --> 00:43:50,599 Thank you, sir. 628 00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:54,502 You've had some spectacular success in the mere days 629 00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:55,903 that you've been with us. 630 00:43:57,972 --> 00:44:00,307 More than many achieve in years. 631 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:04,078 I knew you were significant early on when you arrived. 632 00:44:04,211 --> 00:44:07,248 The greats come from the lowest of the lows. 633 00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:11,752 Yeah. Uh, well, it's-- it's nice to relax for once. 634 00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:13,588 I-- I do feel accepted here. 635 00:44:14,121 --> 00:44:15,956 I feel like I can breathe a bit. 636 00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:19,660 Well, we would like to formally invite you 637 00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:24,064 to level up at the quantum edification ceremony tomorrow. 638 00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:27,034 Wow! I don't know what to say. 639 00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:29,336 You know, few have receive such an invitation 640 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,672 and even fewer have anything to say about it. 641 00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:33,542 Well, thank you. It-- it-- it's everything 642 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:34,775 that I was hoping for. 643 00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:36,210 Good. Good. 644 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:39,713 It's just, um, my wife, can she come? 645 00:44:40,582 --> 00:44:42,316 Oh, Brad! 646 00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:47,589 You need to focus on your own path. 647 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,490 When we lean on partners, 648 00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,626 we cease to make our own choices. 649 00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:54,161 Sometimes in relationships you get to the point-- 650 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:57,932 Well, it's not a point. Maybe it's just a limit exceeded. 651 00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:04,004 Soon, us becomes them. You see what I'm saying to you? 652 00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:05,574 I'm not quite sure I follow. 653 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:07,074 Your wife is a bloodsucking vampire. 654 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,310 Kallie? No, no. Kallie means well. 655 00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:10,978 - No, no, no! - She loves me. 656 00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:13,314 No, she treats you like a child, Brad. 657 00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:16,116 Step into your power! 658 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,318 Ugh! 659 00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,454 We have to control ourselves. 660 00:45:20,589 --> 00:45:22,156 We make the choices. 661 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,825 Okay. I'll be there. 662 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,161 Good. 663 00:45:27,962 --> 00:45:30,064 The guides have great plans for you. 664 00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:51,018 All right. Camera and sound, aces. 665 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:54,121 Calibration, primo. 666 00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:59,594 Framing is fucking epic. Let's do this. 667 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:04,865 All right. Cult Buster, season two, scene four. 668 00:46:07,201 --> 00:46:09,069 And this episode of Cult Buster is brought to you 669 00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:12,674 by Scenic City realtor, Kallie Jones. 670 00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:15,175 All right, folks. We're going down the rabbit hole. 671 00:46:15,309 --> 00:46:17,011 Going into this here haunted house 672 00:46:17,144 --> 00:46:18,680 and we're gonna surveil the premises 673 00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:21,549 for any cult activity or fucking booby traps. 674 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:24,018 Kallie? 675 00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:28,222 Scenic City realtor, Kallie Jones? 676 00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:30,791 Yeah, I'm in here. I just need another minute. 677 00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,199 With new energy on the horizon, 678 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,936 you are reminded to stay grounded in your routine. 679 00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:44,773 It can be easy-- 680 00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:48,042 Cult Buster season two, scene five, take one. 681 00:46:48,175 --> 00:46:50,512 What the hell is going on in here? 682 00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:53,013 Kallie Jones, we have a big day today. Sit down. 683 00:46:53,147 --> 00:46:54,749 Where? There's shit all over my bed! 684 00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:56,817 Anywhere. It doesn't matter. Please. 685 00:46:58,052 --> 00:46:59,987 Are those guns? 686 00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:05,225 All right. I've created an excellent pre-production video 687 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:09,129 to get us started. Watch this. Action. 688 00:47:19,206 --> 00:47:21,208 Do you need a safe space oasis? 689 00:47:21,342 --> 00:47:23,277 Look no further than Hope Acres, 690 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,012 a run-of-the-mill wellness center 691 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:27,848 located in the sleepy hamlet of Owen Sound. 692 00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:31,118 But pull back the curtains and you'll find 693 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:32,920 an ungodly personality cult 694 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:36,423 centered around its charming guru, Master Jagori. 695 00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:40,961 Real name Ira Keating, 61, white, lazy. 696 00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:42,630 Little is known of the man, 697 00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:45,700 but he is just a man, let's remember that. 698 00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:48,636 He studied Shamanism, mycology, cursed warfare. 699 00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,205 He traveled Central America, Amazonia, 700 00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:53,273 and later, the Himalayan foothills. 701 00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:57,277 Then, he writes an autobiographical novella 702 00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,913 called The Grand Affliction. 703 00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,716 Two star average review. 704 00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:04,351 But from its main tenets, he forms the basis 705 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:09,390 of his master shell game: The Ascension. 706 00:48:09,524 --> 00:48:12,092 The compound is purchased in a private sale 707 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:14,796 on the outskirts of an unsuspecting town, 708 00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:16,664 ripe with disenchantment. 709 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,536 Then, Jagori elevates his personal assistant 710 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:23,470 and two fan boys in his manifesto 711 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:25,640 to form their sub-leadership framework. 712 00:48:27,776 --> 00:48:29,309 These three Igors are entrusted 713 00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:32,614 to implement a rigid hierarchy of command. 714 00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:35,650 The patients are gently brainwashed into accepting 715 00:48:35,784 --> 00:48:38,787 an increasingly authoritarian internal culture. 716 00:48:38,919 --> 00:48:41,890 The Ascension program steals the language used 717 00:48:42,022 --> 00:48:43,825 in new age mysticism 718 00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:48,262 to achieve the exact opposite of the free spirit ethos. 719 00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:50,698 And evidently, some of these patients graduate 720 00:48:50,832 --> 00:48:55,269 into axe-wielding zealots like our friend from last night. 721 00:48:55,402 --> 00:48:57,337 They're masquerading as a wellness center 722 00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:59,206 with the aim of enticing despondent men. 723 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:00,875 Hey, Kallie Jones? 724 00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,177 Do you not understand the severity of this situation? 725 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:05,513 Yes, I understand the severity of the situation 726 00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:07,916 and you can bet your ass we can do your little game plan 727 00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:09,316 as soon as I've done my showing. 728 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:10,919 - What? - I have a house showing 729 00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:12,085 today, here. 730 00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:13,487 I haven't had a buyer in months 731 00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,322 and if I don't sell something soon, 732 00:49:15,456 --> 00:49:17,592 Brad won't even have a house to come back to anyway. 733 00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:19,861 Everyone deals with stress differently 734 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,529 and focusing on this deal 735 00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:24,064 is the only thing keeping me from shaving my head. 736 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:26,534 Here. 737 00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:30,638 I've made a couple of risky forays. 738 00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:33,440 around the perimeter of the compound last weekend. 739 00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:36,076 I managed to set up three spy cameras 740 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,779 on the outside of the main building 741 00:49:37,912 --> 00:49:40,648 in the event that we can get some concrete video evidence 742 00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:43,250 to use for my comeback special. 743 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:46,353 What the-- That's Cynthia Doyle. 744 00:49:46,888 --> 00:49:49,423 She mentioned she's sponsoring a couple patients 745 00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:50,390 at Home Acres. 746 00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:53,160 Sponsoring or recruiting? 747 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:54,762 Town records have her first land deal 748 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:57,732 as an estate sale of the old Moreland Place 749 00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,100 to one Ira Keating. 750 00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:02,002 And she just won Realtor of the Year, 751 00:50:02,236 --> 00:50:04,037 ending my winning streak. 752 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,009 That's it! I have to sell this house today. 753 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:11,613 Kallie, how well do you know this buyer? 754 00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:12,714 We spoke on the phone. 755 00:50:12,847 --> 00:50:14,314 Those clever bastards! 756 00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:15,917 What are you insinuating? 757 00:50:16,283 --> 00:50:18,452 We may have a bidding war. 758 00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:24,424 And so, in conclusion, we are the intended. 759 00:50:25,058 --> 00:50:26,794 We are the brides of creation, 760 00:50:26,928 --> 00:50:29,764 and the day before you arrived here at Hope Acres, 761 00:50:29,898 --> 00:50:31,431 you were perfect. 762 00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:34,201 Okay. Well, why don't we sing the Ascension song. 763 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:42,042 ♪ I will ascend with Master Jagori ♪ 764 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:46,714 ♪ This is the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 765 00:50:46,848 --> 00:50:50,818 ♪ I'm going up, ascending to glory ♪ 766 00:50:50,952 --> 00:50:54,756 ♪ This is the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 767 00:50:54,889 --> 00:50:58,993 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 768 00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:02,496 ♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪ 769 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:07,434 ♪ This may be the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 770 00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:11,338 ♪ I got my wings from Master Jagori ♪ 771 00:51:11,471 --> 00:51:15,309 ♪ I'm never gonna know your name ♪ 772 00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:19,581 ♪ I'm never gonna know you ♪ 773 00:51:19,714 --> 00:51:23,518 ♪ This is the last time ♪ 774 00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:27,989 ♪ Ascension is the way ♪ 775 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:30,257 ♪ His name is my name ♪ 776 00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:32,326 ♪ My name is your name ♪ 777 00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:35,964 ♪ My name is just the same ♪ 778 00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:38,465 ♪ He will take me ♪ 779 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:44,539 ♪ Master Jagori, he will take me where I go ♪ 780 00:51:44,672 --> 00:51:51,178 ♪ The ascension is the way ♪ 781 00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:56,450 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 782 00:51:56,584 --> 00:52:00,855 ♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪ 783 00:52:00,989 --> 00:52:04,659 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 784 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:08,529 ♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪ 785 00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:22,910 We need to find a hiding spot. How much time do we got? 786 00:52:23,443 --> 00:52:24,646 Any minute now. 787 00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:30,551 What is this? 788 00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,219 They're my famous devilled eggs. 789 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:34,454 Oh, jackpot. 790 00:52:51,005 --> 00:52:53,173 Not here. Let me just stick it in here. Perfect. 791 00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,260 This is a setup! 792 00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:18,231 I need the floor. You gotta go hide. Calm the hell down! 793 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:28,810 Welcome, welcome. Kallie Jones, Scenic City Realty. 794 00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:33,480 Mum, you can call me Mr. Mort. 795 00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:36,416 Well, come on in, Mr. Mort. 796 00:53:36,551 --> 00:53:39,120 Now the house was built in 1870 by... 797 00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:48,730 The house was used as a flophouse, 798 00:53:48,863 --> 00:53:51,465 a gambling den and a murder mystery theater. 799 00:53:51,599 --> 00:53:54,569 Very good locks. Champagne? 800 00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:58,338 Okay. Now, it's a little musty in here. 801 00:53:58,472 --> 00:53:59,741 The house has not been updated 802 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,441 and holds a lot of its original charm, 803 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,243 but I like to think of it as a blank canvas. 804 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,612 What will you paint? 805 00:54:04,746 --> 00:54:06,647 Did someone die in here? 806 00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:08,816 I believe they were sick for many years, 807 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,785 but they did get them on the front lawn 808 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,319 before they passed. 809 00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:16,389 Uh, anyways, beautiful dining room up here. 810 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,826 Family man, Mr. Mort? 811 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,561 Lots of memories to be made in this dining room. 812 00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:21,929 I'll tell you that much. 813 00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,731 You can carve a turkey. 814 00:54:23,865 --> 00:54:25,233 You look like you've carved a couple turkeys in your day. 815 00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:27,501 Oh, a songbird. Yes. 816 00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:29,269 The organ does come with the house 817 00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:31,539 and I've been known to tickle an ivory or two in my day. 818 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:35,342 Now, I will tell you that we have had a few offers. 819 00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:36,644 I will be upfront about that. 820 00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:39,080 Have you fixed up many homes, Mr. Mort? 821 00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:41,048 It does need a little TLC, 822 00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,383 but location's everything, right? 823 00:54:43,518 --> 00:54:45,753 It doesn't get safer than Owen Sound. 824 00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:47,655 Did you see the lemonade stand down the street? 825 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,990 It happens every weekend. 826 00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:50,625 I haven't been able 827 00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:52,425 to keep a quarter on me since. 828 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,164 Kallie, is there someone else here? 829 00:54:56,631 --> 00:54:59,366 No. It's just you and me, Mr. Mort. 830 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:00,701 I'd love to take you upstairs. 831 00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:02,737 Four bedroom, three bath. 832 00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:04,371 Are you much of a soaker, Mr. Mort? 833 00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:06,274 I've been getting into meditation 834 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,441 and I find the bathtub is my sanctuary. 835 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:09,944 A couple bath bombs, 836 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:12,013 a little bit of salt and a little music. 837 00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:14,314 You know what? It's crazy what you can-- 838 00:55:14,447 --> 00:55:16,184 Oh, Mr. Mort? Oh yeah, the kitchen. 839 00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:19,787 Okay. Mr. Mort, is everything okay? 840 00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:25,259 Is there a basement? 841 00:55:25,392 --> 00:55:26,828 Yeah, it's right here. 842 00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:31,431 Can you show me it? 843 00:55:31,566 --> 00:55:37,839 Ah, yes. That would be my pleasure. 844 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:45,445 Now, it's a little musty down here as well. Kind of dark. 845 00:55:46,047 --> 00:55:47,682 A little cold and dark down here, 846 00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:49,750 but I thought it'd be nice for a wine cellar. 847 00:55:54,889 --> 00:55:56,757 And I'm hoping to get your email address 848 00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:59,426 because we do have a survey for Realtor of the Year Award 849 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,062 and that would really help things. 850 00:56:32,827 --> 00:56:34,061 Great secrets of a home, 851 00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,395 but I'm real with my buyers. 852 00:56:35,529 --> 00:56:38,099 I'm an open book. Oh! Oh my gosh. 853 00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:40,034 You're quite the home inspector, Mr. Mort. 854 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,069 Luckily, we are on a backup generator, which is nice. 855 00:56:42,203 --> 00:56:45,106 A message from Master Jagori. 856 00:56:45,606 --> 00:56:48,776 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 857 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,578 Join us as a recruiter 858 00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:53,581 and witness Brad's ascension this very evening. 859 00:56:54,315 --> 00:56:55,850 Brad? How do you know Brad? 860 00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:15,836 I'm sorry. You were right about Hope Acres. 861 00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:20,608 No, no, no, no, no! 862 00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:55,443 Love these French doors. 863 00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:09,156 Mr. Mort is le mort. 864 00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:12,760 All right, Kallie, rolling. Okay. 865 00:58:12,893 --> 00:58:18,532 Season two, scene 17-- 16-- 17. Okay. 866 00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:27,775 Mortified. Yeah. 867 00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:29,977 Let's do that again. Move closer. Yep. 868 00:58:33,914 --> 00:58:38,953 Scene 17. Mortified. 869 00:58:42,456 --> 00:58:45,059 So, what the hell do you get outta this anyways? 870 00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,395 Let's just say I've been trying to deprogram people 871 00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:49,263 for a long time. 872 00:58:49,397 --> 00:58:50,364 But why? 873 00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:52,299 My sister. 874 00:58:53,434 --> 00:58:54,735 I lost her. 875 00:58:54,869 --> 00:58:58,172 Oh, geez. I'm sorry. What happened? 876 00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:03,844 25 years ago, 877 00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:07,548 my sister and I ran away from a foster home, 878 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:10,017 signed up for a traveling carnival. 879 00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:12,686 They were gonna save our asses. 880 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,058 We moved into one of their RVs 881 00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:19,393 and started traveling town to town, 882 00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:21,929 learning the secret carnie language. 883 00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:25,332 We were drinking it all in. True believers. 884 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,601 "The Domazar kids." 885 00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:32,173 There was this head honcho guy, called himself the Viceroy. 886 00:59:32,306 --> 00:59:34,975 He was always babbling on about the end of days. 887 00:59:35,109 --> 00:59:37,044 He set us up in the ticket booth. 888 00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:38,813 He kept all the money, 889 00:59:38,946 --> 00:59:40,981 but somehow, in this fucked up society, 890 00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:43,050 it all made perfect sense to us. 891 00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:46,587 Then, one day, the jig was up, 892 00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:48,889 a gravitron operator escaped 893 00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:52,126 and he exposed the whole racket to the media. 894 00:59:52,561 --> 00:59:56,497 It was a true shit show, literally. 895 00:59:56,630 --> 01:00:00,201 Apparently, the Viceroy had set up cameras in the RVs 896 01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:02,336 and was recording everybody on the toilet, 897 01:00:02,470 --> 01:00:03,737 and sending out videos 898 01:00:03,871 --> 01:00:05,574 and blackmailing all of our relatives. 899 01:00:05,706 --> 01:00:09,443 But we refused to believe it. 900 01:00:10,177 --> 01:00:14,148 I mean, this was the Viceroy we were talking about. 901 01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:17,519 And the coppers, 902 01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:21,255 they surrounded us at the Phelpston County fair. 903 01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:31,132 Two-week besiegement began, then the assault from the feds. 904 01:00:31,899 --> 01:00:33,634 Only a few of us made it out of there alive. 905 01:00:35,136 --> 01:00:36,437 That's the last time I saw my sister. 906 01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:38,739 Shit! 907 01:00:42,910 --> 01:00:45,913 Yeah. Shit. 908 01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:51,152 I mean, last I heard she was doing all right. 909 01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:53,020 Got a promotion to games manager. 910 01:00:53,154 --> 01:00:55,590 What? Your sister isn't dead? 911 01:00:55,723 --> 01:00:57,291 Uh, no! 912 01:00:58,392 --> 01:01:01,028 It's scary how far someone can get inside your head. 913 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,930 All it takes is figuring out 914 01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:06,601 everyone's mental lock combination, like a horoscope. 915 01:01:07,134 --> 01:01:10,304 And I guess your Brad was one easy crack. 916 01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:12,373 -What did you say? -Crack. 917 01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:14,808 No! Horoscope. 918 01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:20,147 Today will be a day of endings. 919 01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:22,517 You've been running for too long, 920 01:01:22,651 --> 01:01:25,620 but your problems will always catch up. 921 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,355 This is how I found out about Hope Acres. 922 01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:31,859 It was a random ad I had to listen to to get my reading. 923 01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:33,494 Let me see that. 924 01:01:33,628 --> 01:01:35,029 They've been writing my daily horoscopes. 925 01:01:35,162 --> 01:01:36,897 I knew they were way too accurate. 926 01:01:37,031 --> 01:01:40,000 Oh, Kallie! They've been tracking you this whole time. 927 01:01:40,134 --> 01:01:41,202 Hey! 928 01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:18,772 A missing nose. A missing ear. 929 01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,609 And Mr. Mort didn't have any eyes. 930 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,309 I'm developing a theory. 931 01:02:22,611 --> 01:02:25,145 What if they're harvesting body parts from the patients? 932 01:02:25,279 --> 01:02:27,848 Like some kind of fucked up Frankenstein experiment? 933 01:02:27,982 --> 01:02:30,818 Oh, no! Brad! 934 01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:32,953 And Jagori's book mentioned all of this. 935 01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:34,421 The quest for eternal youth 936 01:02:34,556 --> 01:02:36,123 through ridding the body of defective parts 937 01:02:36,257 --> 01:02:37,692 for some kind of offering. 938 01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:39,728 Maybe those zealots had issues with sight, 939 01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,228 sound and scent. 940 01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:44,999 Kallie, think. Think hard! 941 01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:47,167 Is there any weak part in Brad's anatomy? 942 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:50,104 Our health team said that he's unprolific. 943 01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:51,740 Well, what does that mean? 944 01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:52,973 He's sterile! 945 01:02:53,107 --> 01:02:54,542 Sweet mother of Christ! 946 01:03:01,015 --> 01:03:02,416 Guess who's here. 947 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:03,752 Master. 948 01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:05,452 Dalton and Luther, 949 01:03:05,587 --> 01:03:07,221 is that where you think that's supposed to go? 950 01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,089 You're wrong. We discussed a different spot. 951 01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,725 Please use your imaginations. 952 01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:13,294 Pavy, what do you call those things? 953 01:03:13,427 --> 01:03:14,795 God's teeth, sir. 954 01:03:14,928 --> 01:03:18,633 God's teeth? God, Pavy. You take my breath away. 955 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:20,535 All right, everyone. Assemble. 956 01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:24,138 All right. Good evening, everybody. 957 01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,006 Now, we're gonna run through a little rehearsal. 958 01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:28,242 It starts out with, uh, the people at the back, right? 959 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:30,077 With Dalton and Luther lined up there. 960 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:33,180 Pavy, you'll be at the, uh, altar with the offering. 961 01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:35,149 And, uh, then I'm gonna walk in, 962 01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:37,284 uh, since he's gonna lead the way, uh, 963 01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:38,986 and I'll land right here like this. 964 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,790 Uh, Martin, uh, he's going to thank me, 965 01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,324 uh, for being here 966 01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:44,793 and I will thank him for the introduction. 967 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,061 And, uh, Martin, is that-- 968 01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:50,665 is that where you want to be, right there? Is it? 969 01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:52,366 Because you look like-- 970 01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:54,001 You just look like you wandered up here and stopped. 971 01:03:54,435 --> 01:03:57,404 There. Think about it. Thank you. Thank you, Martin. 972 01:03:57,539 --> 01:03:58,773 Okay, so I just-- 973 01:03:58,906 --> 01:03:59,940 Then, I'm gonna have to make a reference 974 01:04:00,074 --> 01:04:01,743 to Brad's, uh, manhood. 975 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,778 I'm gonna have the male organ of Brad. 976 01:04:03,911 --> 01:04:05,179 What am I gonna call it, Martin? 977 01:04:05,312 --> 01:04:06,648 I just, I don't want this to be funny. 978 01:04:06,781 --> 01:04:08,148 The organ of continuation. 979 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,883 Organ of continuation. That's fantastic. 980 01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:13,120 Did you write that? That's fantastic. Okay. 981 01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,756 Then, everybody's going to be there. 982 01:04:14,888 --> 01:04:16,457 They'll be toasting 983 01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,727 and the, uh, the doses of the elixir will be consumed 984 01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:19,960 by the intended, yes? 985 01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:23,163 Uh, and then, I guess at some point, 986 01:04:23,297 --> 01:04:25,533 I'm going to eat the organ of contemplation. 987 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,401 -Continuation. Sorry. -Organ of whatever. 988 01:04:27,535 --> 01:04:30,437 And then, um, I will depart for the after realms. 989 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:31,972 How does that work? 990 01:04:32,106 --> 01:04:33,140 How does what work? 991 01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:34,609 Sorry. Your departure? 992 01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:38,312 Well, I depart. I-- I leave, uh, this earthly plane. 993 01:04:38,445 --> 01:04:40,080 -I ascend. -Just like that? 994 01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:41,882 No, not just like that. 995 01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:43,718 It's not a goddamn escalator at the fucking mall. 996 01:04:43,852 --> 01:04:45,820 It's an ascension. Jesus Christ! 997 01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:48,590 Okay, so, uh, then, uh, 998 01:04:48,723 --> 01:04:50,825 Cynthia will take over my teachings for whatever 999 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,426 and then flee, right? 1000 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:56,196 And I will, uh, meet my disciples in the ether 1001 01:04:56,531 --> 01:05:00,968 and so we'll wrap it up there, I think. Uh, that's it. 1002 01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:02,202 So, if you've got any other questions, 1003 01:05:02,336 --> 01:05:03,605 I'll be in the pool. 1004 01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:06,273 Well, this is exciting. 1005 01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:10,678 Not bad. 1006 01:05:10,812 --> 01:05:12,781 Not bad at all. 1007 01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:22,690 I want you to have this in case I don't come back. 1008 01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:33,133 And these. They've set their sights on you, Kallie. 1009 01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,035 You can never be too careful. 1010 01:05:35,169 --> 01:05:36,503 Now, you lay low out here 1011 01:05:36,638 --> 01:05:39,239 while I work my magic from the inside. 1012 01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:41,141 -How? -I thought you'd never ask. 1013 01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:42,976 Check this shit out. 1014 01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:51,452 Cult Buster, season two, scene 29, take one. 1015 01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:54,388 Dale Domazar here with my foolproof plan 1016 01:05:54,522 --> 01:05:56,658 to gain access to Hope Acres. 1017 01:05:56,791 --> 01:06:00,427 Step one, easily fool the assessment interviewer 1018 01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:01,896 to gain access. 1019 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:05,232 Step two, embed myself amongst the worker bee zealots. 1020 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,670 Step three, infiltrate the leadership 1021 01:06:08,803 --> 01:06:12,005 and figure out whatever the fuck they're plotting. 1022 01:06:12,139 --> 01:06:13,474 Step four... 1023 01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:17,645 kick their fucking asses. 1024 01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:22,684 Step five, rescue Brad and the boys. 1025 01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,052 Yeah! 1026 01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:31,091 Now remember, I've got these guys all on camera 1027 01:06:31,225 --> 01:06:33,260 and they're not gonna know what the fuck hit them. 1028 01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:34,696 Now, wish me luck. 1029 01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:36,798 Good luck, Dale. 1030 01:06:36,931 --> 01:06:39,366 Call me Cult Buster. 1031 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:41,569 No. 1032 01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:46,073 Do you wanna get that, uh, camera for me? 1033 01:06:52,814 --> 01:06:55,449 Yeah. It's gonna be a no for us. 1034 01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,157 Yes. 1035 01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,562 Yes. 1036 01:07:09,664 --> 01:07:10,765 Understood. 1037 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:16,704 Master Jagori wants him to stay. 1038 01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:18,372 All right. 1039 01:07:18,806 --> 01:07:21,709 Well, it seems you've been accepted after all. 1040 01:07:21,843 --> 01:07:26,480 Um, Dalton will take you to your quarters, Mr. Hobney. 1041 01:07:27,682 --> 01:07:29,449 You've been requested to dine privately 1042 01:07:29,584 --> 01:07:31,285 with Master Jagori this evening. 1043 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:38,058 Oh, really! Spectacular. I would truly be honored. 1044 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:04,886 Dale Domazar, the professional Cult Buster, 1045 01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:08,255 here reporting from the belly of the beast as one 1046 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:09,657 Mr. Hobney. 1047 01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:13,995 At risk, middle-aged male, just taking it all in. 1048 01:08:14,127 --> 01:08:17,331 And by that, I mean, hook, line, 1049 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,399 and stinker. 1050 01:08:19,534 --> 01:08:23,738 The Hobney avatar has proven successful 100% of the time, 1051 01:08:23,871 --> 01:08:26,273 and I believe I've even jumped the cue. 1052 01:08:27,341 --> 01:08:28,910 But I'm not gonna lie, 1053 01:08:29,043 --> 01:08:32,245 going undercover in an environment such as this 1054 01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:34,816 is as dangerous as it gets. 1055 01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,619 These people are highly trained 1056 01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:42,824 at penetrating the new recruit until he bleeds. 1057 01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:45,192 I must be only Hobney now. 1058 01:08:45,994 --> 01:08:49,530 Become Hobney. 1059 01:08:49,664 --> 01:08:54,035 Hobney. Domazar. I am Hobney. 1060 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,369 Domazar! Oh! 1061 01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:57,137 Shit. 1062 01:08:57,705 --> 01:08:58,873 Shit! 1063 01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:05,046 Uh! Cynthia Doyle! 1064 01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:07,582 You know my name! I'm flattered. 1065 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,653 Well, everyone knows who you are. 1066 01:09:11,786 --> 01:09:14,221 In fact, I was sitting on your face just yesterday. 1067 01:09:14,354 --> 01:09:15,823 -I beg your pardon? -Park bench. 1068 01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:18,593 You are truly gifted at self-promotion. 1069 01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:20,662 Oh, well thank you, Mr. Hobby. 1070 01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:25,465 -Um, it's Hobney. Hobney. -Hm. 1071 01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,569 You've arrived at the final rundle 1072 01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:31,204 on the ladder of quantum edification. 1073 01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:35,910 Tonight, climb shall give way to flight. 1074 01:09:36,511 --> 01:09:38,880 There are two elixirs to experience. 1075 01:09:39,013 --> 01:09:41,783 The first is the pinnacle of your wellness journey. 1076 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,052 The ayahuasca sacrament. 1077 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:48,156 Drink and shed your dead skin. 1078 01:09:50,058 --> 01:09:51,893 Well, you have the opposite problem, don't you? 1079 01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:53,561 Uh, how do you figure? 1080 01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:56,831 Come on! If I can be frank, Mr... Hobney, 1081 01:09:56,964 --> 01:09:59,967 the men that find themselves here are all a-- 1082 01:10:00,101 --> 01:10:02,269 a specific type, let's say. 1083 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:04,939 Oh, and what type is that? 1084 01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:06,874 Beta. 1085 01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,876 What's the second drink? 1086 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:12,146 Bradley, it's the final tool of your ascension. 1087 01:10:12,747 --> 01:10:16,117 It will deliver us, all of us, 1088 01:10:16,617 --> 01:10:19,954 to Jagori in the after realm. 1089 01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:21,589 May we ascend. 1090 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,256 Hopelessly beta. 1091 01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:25,727 - May we ascend. - Submissive. 1092 01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,227 May we ascend. 1093 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,629 Simps. 1094 01:10:30,164 --> 01:10:31,498 Cucks. 1095 01:10:39,807 --> 01:10:42,543 Is that what you are, Mr. Hobney? 1096 01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:48,448 You don't know the first thing about me, Ms. Doyle. 1097 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,884 So, you're not such a beta? 1098 01:10:50,017 --> 01:10:53,420 Well, what do you think? 1099 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:58,726 I think that maybe you don't belong here. 1100 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,428 And I could say the same thing about you, Ms. Doyle. 1101 01:11:01,562 --> 01:11:03,798 Oh, you can say whatever you like, Mr. Gibney. 1102 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:09,837 Hob-- Hobney. 1103 01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:12,874 Mr. Hob-Hobney. I'm just here to give you the tour 1104 01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:16,711 and I'm gonna show you everything. 1105 01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:22,717 All of it. All. 1106 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,387 Uh... 1107 01:11:27,522 --> 01:11:32,325 I think I've seen just about enough Ms. Doyle. 1108 01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:35,129 Are you opting out of my tour? 1109 01:11:35,663 --> 01:11:41,969 Yeah. I'm more of a main event kind of guy. 1110 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:45,706 Hm. As you wish. 1111 01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:29,083 Ever have I longed for the secret serenity 1112 01:12:29,217 --> 01:12:34,021 that I first foresaw when I dreamt of the ascension. 1113 01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:37,024 The ancient Greeks had a term for it: 1114 01:12:37,892 --> 01:12:38,926 ataraxia. 1115 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:42,563 A complete absence of stress and anxiety. 1116 01:12:46,466 --> 01:12:48,669 - May we ascend. - May we ascend. 1117 01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:56,844 Cheers, Martin. You may be excused. 1118 01:12:57,778 --> 01:13:00,081 We'll see you tonight at the edification ceremony. 1119 01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:18,065 -I have a-- -Uh-- You know, sorry. 1120 01:13:18,199 --> 01:13:19,634 May I ask you something? 1121 01:13:21,035 --> 01:13:23,204 When you killed all of those poor people 1122 01:13:23,337 --> 01:13:27,775 on your silly show and then bootlegged your own videos 1123 01:13:27,909 --> 01:13:29,343 to bankroll the legal fees, 1124 01:13:29,476 --> 01:13:30,811 did you ever think, you know, 1125 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:35,116 "Maybe I am the one who belongs in a place like Hope Acres?" 1126 01:13:35,249 --> 01:13:37,952 You know, "Maybe-- maybe I am the one who needs help? 1127 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:40,453 Maybe, just maybe, 1128 01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:43,958 Mr. Hobney is a more decent, more genuine man 1129 01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,994 than that jarhead jack-off you call Dale Domazar. 1130 01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:51,899 That's a burn. 1131 01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:56,837 Well, have I got a surprise for you guys. 1132 01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:04,745 I'm not Mr. Hobney and this cult is busted. Yeah! 1133 01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,914 Shh. 1134 01:14:07,048 --> 01:14:09,150 Now, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen next. 1135 01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:12,620 I feel I owe you a story, Dale Domazar. 1136 01:14:12,753 --> 01:14:15,488 Uh, I wasn't finished. 1137 01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:18,092 A story that might shed some light. 1138 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:20,194 When I was a young man, 1139 01:14:20,328 --> 01:14:23,698 consumed with a terrible fever to travel the world 1140 01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:26,901 in search of answers, ancient answers, 1141 01:14:27,034 --> 01:14:28,569 for our modern predicament. 1142 01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:31,906 I found myself high in the Andes, Peru. 1143 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,409 When I say high, I was tripping, man, 1144 01:14:35,843 --> 01:14:38,446 on this potent ayahuasca. 1145 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:41,849 And so, there I found myself in the sacred valley, 1146 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:45,586 in the long shadow of the ancient citadel 1147 01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,487 of Machu Pikachu. 1148 01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:49,757 -It's, uh, Picchu. -What? 1149 01:14:49,890 --> 01:14:52,593 It's, uh, it's, Machu Picchu. 1150 01:14:52,727 --> 01:14:54,929 Funny. I didn't see you there, Mrs. Doyle. 1151 01:14:55,363 --> 01:14:56,864 Anyway, anyway, where was I? 1152 01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:59,400 Oh, yes. I met this shaman who ferried me across 1153 01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:03,604 to the ancient island that was lost in the mists of time. 1154 01:15:03,738 --> 01:15:06,007 You see, thousands of years ago, 1155 01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:09,677 the village was beset with a terrible plague of leprosy, 1156 01:15:10,444 --> 01:15:13,280 and they banished those lepers onto this island, 1157 01:15:13,414 --> 01:15:17,518 this nameless island. Never given a name. 1158 01:15:17,651 --> 01:15:20,121 Not to this very day, as far as I know. 1159 01:15:20,454 --> 01:15:21,956 And in the summer solstice, 1160 01:15:22,423 --> 01:15:24,892 the very same shaman would return to the island 1161 01:15:25,459 --> 01:15:29,497 and surgically remove the offending features 1162 01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:33,401 from the, uh, wretched unfortunates. 1163 01:15:33,534 --> 01:15:36,837 And he would ferry it back in a sack, a meat sack, 1164 01:15:36,971 --> 01:15:42,343 and he'd return to the village and give it to a medicine woman 1165 01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:44,211 who was under the influence 1166 01:15:44,345 --> 01:15:46,180 of the very same terrible hallucinogen 1167 01:15:46,313 --> 01:15:48,549 that I was then reeling under myself. 1168 01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:55,423 And she prepared a meal and served it up to the shaman 1169 01:15:55,556 --> 01:16:00,828 and it was a ritualistic removal of sin from the village. 1170 01:16:01,328 --> 01:16:03,631 And for this, for this, 1171 01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:05,599 he was rewarded 1172 01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:13,774 with an ascension into the after realms 1173 01:16:13,908 --> 01:16:16,010 and from there, he had a great influence 1174 01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:18,079 on the events of this world. 1175 01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:21,449 And then the lepers, well, they were-- 1176 01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:24,151 they were welcomed back and treated like royalty. 1177 01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:27,822 Oh, wow! So, they were able to cure leprosy? 1178 01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:31,058 No, no, no. Leprosy is a terrible disease 1179 01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:33,027 and it followed its own course and-- 1180 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,329 and they had to go back to the island and then back again. 1181 01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:36,797 And the cycle repeated itself 1182 01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:39,600 until really the island was just populated 1183 01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:41,802 with human worms. 1184 01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:44,271 Anyway, uh, the point of the story 1185 01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:46,541 is that shaman ascended. 1186 01:16:46,674 --> 01:16:49,043 -He did? -Oh, he did so. 1187 01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:53,180 Wow! 1188 01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:56,150 Mind blown! 1189 01:16:58,385 --> 01:16:59,753 Oh. 1190 01:16:59,887 --> 01:17:03,324 Oh, funny you should say that. 1191 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:05,459 What? What's so funny? 1192 01:17:05,594 --> 01:17:08,162 Oh, well, I think what the master is trying to say 1193 01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:12,399 is that your brain damage is also on the menu tonight. 1194 01:17:13,234 --> 01:17:14,502 I resent that! 1195 01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:16,237 It's funny, but, uh, 1196 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:19,306 he eluded your honey trap earlier tonight, Mrs. Doyle. 1197 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,708 I believe that was a problem 1198 01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:22,343 with a different part of his anatomy. 1199 01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:23,644 Well, we have one of those ready to go as well. 1200 01:17:24,111 --> 01:17:27,616 Yeah. Yeah. 1201 01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:30,317 Well, while you simpletons 1202 01:17:30,451 --> 01:17:32,920 we're busy playing your game of checkers, 1203 01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:36,857 I was all about the royal game of chess. 1204 01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,198 King me! 1205 01:17:47,268 --> 01:17:50,304 Prepare another alter and tell the doctor to brush up 1206 01:17:50,437 --> 01:17:52,973 on his lobotomy skills. 1207 01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:56,744 I think we have another offering for the festivities. 1208 01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:59,947 I can't feel my eyes. Why can't I feel my eyes? 1209 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,884 And that would be the, uh, strong deliriant that you-- 1210 01:18:04,018 --> 01:18:07,454 that you put in his drink. That was my idea. 1211 01:18:08,389 --> 01:18:09,591 Nice one. 1212 01:18:15,763 --> 01:18:19,800 If I may, Master, I have uncovered a hidden spy camera 1213 01:18:19,934 --> 01:18:21,902 on one of our trees in the courtyard. 1214 01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:27,174 Wow! Leave it. Let the world see our masterpiece. 1215 01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:29,910 You've done terrific work, Dalton. 1216 01:18:30,044 --> 01:18:33,080 Thank you, Master. May we ascend. 1217 01:18:38,419 --> 01:18:40,087 Now... 1218 01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:45,426 who do you think turned this Cult Buster onto us? 1219 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,161 I can think of somebody. 1220 01:19:37,646 --> 01:19:42,316 What the? That's who's been stealing my signs? 1221 01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,804 Oh, my God. Brad. 1222 01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,077 Brad. 1223 01:21:33,728 --> 01:21:36,263 Prepare the altar. 1224 01:21:47,675 --> 01:21:49,410 Give him your heart. 1225 01:22:11,566 --> 01:22:14,301 I can feel you! 1226 01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:37,324 Drink! 1227 01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:02,951 So, do you have anything left to say? 1228 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:06,086 Uh, uh-uh. 1229 01:23:07,154 --> 01:23:08,388 I do! 1230 01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:22,035 I'd like to speak with your manager! 1231 01:23:27,976 --> 01:23:29,677 Everybody on your hands now! 1232 01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:31,378 You are trespassing. 1233 01:23:37,284 --> 01:23:39,854 Bradley, I'm here for you, honey. 1234 01:23:41,088 --> 01:23:45,058 I sent an email, but I can see you guys are a little busy. 1235 01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:46,493 Don't move. 1236 01:23:49,463 --> 01:23:51,933 No, no, no, no, no. 1237 01:23:56,303 --> 01:23:58,740 Brad, honey? Brad, honey? Are you okay? I'm here. 1238 01:23:58,873 --> 01:24:01,275 Hi. Hi, Cynthia. 1239 01:24:01,408 --> 01:24:04,344 Scenic City Realtor, Kallie Jones. 1240 01:24:04,478 --> 01:24:09,116 They doped me and stole my hair. Nice tattoo. 1241 01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:10,885 I've lived a life. 1242 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:16,658 No, no. Don't listen to her. You're here to ascend. 1243 01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:19,627 May we ascend. Drink, you idiots. 1244 01:24:19,761 --> 01:24:23,698 No! We can still ascend together. 1245 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:27,267 We can see Master Jagori in the after realms together. 1246 01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,369 Drink it! Please! 1247 01:24:29,503 --> 01:24:31,471 Step away from the patients. 1248 01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:39,814 Don't drink that. Put that shit down. 1249 01:24:40,949 --> 01:24:45,553 Hold up. Hold up, okay? Look at your leader now. 1250 01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:49,089 He doesn't love you. I do. 1251 01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:53,561 I love you. I love you guys. 1252 01:24:53,695 --> 01:24:56,296 Okay, we're gonna go. Can you walk? Can you walk, honey? 1253 01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:59,299 Come on! Come on! Stay back, Cynthia! 1254 01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:03,203 I'm here for you. Put the drinks-- 1255 01:25:03,337 --> 01:25:05,974 Yeah, put them down. That's what we like. 1256 01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:07,441 Yeah, dump that shit. 1257 01:25:07,575 --> 01:25:08,776 Come on, honey. Come on! It's time to go. 1258 01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,377 Wake up! Wake up! 1259 01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:11,879 This is a private ceremony. 1260 01:25:12,013 --> 01:25:13,748 What's your damage, lady? 1261 01:25:15,215 --> 01:25:17,085 Come on, honey. Come on. 1262 01:25:36,269 --> 01:25:38,271 Cynthia Doyle. 1263 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:07,669 What the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers? Seriously! 1264 01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:10,538 Jesus Christ, you wanna party, huh? 1265 01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:14,274 Dale Domazar, you manky fucking mall cop, huh? 1266 01:26:14,408 --> 01:26:16,110 What about you, Kallie Jones? 1267 01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,512 You alcoholic 1268 01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:20,148 demented motherfucking soccer mom! 1269 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,150 Brad, you birthday boy. 1270 01:26:22,282 --> 01:26:24,852 Come blow out your fucking candle! 1271 01:26:27,088 --> 01:26:29,222 Come on! I love everybody. 1272 01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:33,393 I love you and I fucking love you! Come on! 1273 01:26:33,528 --> 01:26:35,730 Let's do it! Yeah! 1274 01:26:35,863 --> 01:26:39,299 This is my party. My fucking party! 1275 01:26:51,179 --> 01:26:53,848 Come on down, bud. Come on. 1276 01:26:55,717 --> 01:26:56,784 Got ya. 1277 01:27:19,941 --> 01:27:27,280 And Cult Buster season two is wrapped! Yeah! 1278 01:27:27,882 --> 01:27:28,950 Yeah! 1279 01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:11,826 Like I said before, life isn't always 1280 01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:15,563 an inspirational hand-stitched embroidery quote. 1281 01:28:17,231 --> 01:28:20,001 It's messy and unpredictable. 1282 01:28:20,868 --> 01:28:24,371 It's okay to not be in control. 1283 01:28:24,504 --> 01:28:26,140 It only took me saving my husband 1284 01:28:26,274 --> 01:28:29,210 from a cannibalistic death cult to realize that. 1285 01:28:29,342 --> 01:28:33,681 But hey, I'm only human and I'm okay with that. 1286 01:28:35,850 --> 01:28:40,087 I've learned to let go and let be what is. 1287 01:28:41,823 --> 01:28:44,357 We all wanna become a part of something bigger 1288 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:47,929 to feel important, to feel needed, 1289 01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:50,497 but the most important thing you'll ever be a part of 1290 01:28:50,631 --> 01:28:52,733 is right in front of you. 1291 01:31:16,277 --> 01:31:20,715 ♪ I will ascend with Master Jagori ♪ 1292 01:31:20,848 --> 01:31:24,819 ♪ This is the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 1293 01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:29,290 ♪ I'm going up, ascending to glory ♪ 1294 01:31:29,423 --> 01:31:33,627 ♪ This is the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 1295 01:31:33,761 --> 01:31:38,032 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1296 01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:42,536 ♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪ 1297 01:31:42,670 --> 01:31:45,873 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1298 01:31:46,007 --> 01:31:47,975 ♪ Never gonna go down ♪ 1299 01:31:50,544 --> 01:31:55,683 ♪ This may be the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 1300 01:31:55,816 --> 01:31:59,653 ♪ I got my wings from Master Jagori ♪ 1301 01:31:59,787 --> 01:32:03,524 ♪ I'm never gonna know your name ♪ 1302 01:32:03,657 --> 01:32:05,659 ♪ I'm never gonna know you ♪ 1303 01:32:07,928 --> 01:32:10,698 ♪ Oh, his name is my name ♪ 1304 01:32:10,831 --> 01:32:12,833 ♪ My name is your name ♪ 1305 01:32:12,967 --> 01:32:17,638 ♪ My name is just the same ♪ 1306 01:32:17,772 --> 01:32:19,473 ♪ He will take me ♪ 1307 01:32:19,607 --> 01:32:25,880 ♪ Master Jagori, he will take me where I go ♪ 1308 01:32:26,013 --> 01:32:29,617 ♪ The ascension is ♪ 1309 01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:33,254 ♪ The way ♪ 1310 01:32:34,822 --> 01:32:39,093 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1311 01:32:39,226 --> 01:32:43,564 ♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪ 1312 01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:46,901 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1313 01:32:47,034 --> 01:32:49,737 ♪ Never gonna go down ♪ 1314 01:32:52,073 --> 01:32:55,643 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1315 01:32:55,776 --> 01:32:58,579 ♪ Never gonna go down ♪ 1316 01:33:00,881 --> 01:33:04,519 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1317 01:33:04,652 --> 01:33:09,457 ♪ Never gonna go down ♪ 1318 01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:13,327 ♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪ 1319 01:33:13,461 --> 01:33:15,129 ♪ Never gonna go down ♪ 1320 01:33:18,265 --> 01:33:21,802 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1321 01:33:26,107 --> 01:33:30,478 ♪ This may be the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 1322 01:33:30,611 --> 01:33:35,316 ♪ I got my wings from Master Jagori ♪ 1323 01:33:35,449 --> 01:33:40,020 ♪ I'm going up, wind's going to take me ♪ 1324 01:33:40,154 --> 01:33:44,725 ♪ This may be the last time you'll ever see me ♪ 1325 01:33:44,859 --> 01:33:46,627 ♪ I'm going up ♪ 1326 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,129 Oh, what is it? What have you done? 1327 01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:49,964 - I'm going up. - What have you done? 1328 01:33:50,097 --> 01:33:51,566 -I'm sorry, Master Jagori. -That's not right. 1329 01:33:51,699 --> 01:33:53,367 -I'm sorry. -Just start again. 100848