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Jester: ♪ hey, welcome
back, my friends ♪
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♪ Here's where our season ends ♪
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♪ It's getting heavy
now on "Galavant" ♪
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- Man: Enough!
- [Music stops]
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Tensions are high, and maybe take five?
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Sorry. I was just catching people up.
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All right, gang.
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I realize now that I've been going about
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getting us out of here the wrong way.
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I was thinking of big, strong hero moves,
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but, um...
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Well, I think that was just ego stuff.
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[Clears throat]
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So I've come up with a plan
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that involves gaining
King Richard's confidence
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using my wits.
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We believe in you, Galavant. We trust you.
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- Right, everyone?
- Mm...
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No, he's got this.
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Galavant's the complete package,
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and I for one am finally just
throwing my arms in the air
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and giving in to it.
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[Gasps] Are they gonna kiss?
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Yeah, they are.
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Thank you so much.
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- Hi.
- [Sighs]
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So, if you keep ignoring
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the Russian bathhouse-like steam
surrounding you and Isabella,
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you could find yourself in
the permanent friend zone.
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So are you gonna, as they say...
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"Kiss de girl," huh?
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[Sighs]
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[Groans] I don't know
what's wrong with me, Sid.
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This thing with her is just so big.
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I feel like a kiss with Isabella
could just go on forever.
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What has happened to you?
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[Metal clangs]
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Gareth: 2:00. Time for lunch.
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Enjoy yourselves.
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You can have the fat one.
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Wait a minute.
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Gareth...
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What?
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I demand an audience with the king.
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Oh, do you?
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And what makes you think
he'll grant you that?
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'Cause I've got some very
mean gossip about Madalena.
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And you think the king's
gonna drop everything
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just to hear some
scuttlebutt about some girl?
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She's got feet like a 90-year-old troll.
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[Laughs] It's delicious!
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No, it's disgusting.
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She's got bunions, gnarled knuckles, warts.
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- No.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's why she wears her
socks in bed. [Laughs]
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I haven't laughed so hard in minutes.
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Anyway, the point is, we've both
been scorned by the same woman.
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I just thought you'd like to know that.
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Good night...
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Unless you want to get a drink.
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That's an interesting proposition.
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Little guy time between frenemies
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burnt by the same flame,
bros before hos, all that.
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No, I don't think so.
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The king needs to get his sleep.
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Gareth, why do you always
have to poop on the party?
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Maybe because you've got
to fight me to the death
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in the morning,
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or maybe that your brother has decided
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that I'm gonna be his champion,
and for the first time ever,
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you've decided to fight
one of your own battles,
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and your whole kingdom's at stake.
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Does that ring any bells?
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Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear?
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Don't call me that.
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Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you
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the night before you'll probably kill me!
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This sucks.
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Gareth, do you remember the lullaby
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Pearl used to sing to us when we were boys?
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Pearl was our nanny.
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Old woman, sweet face, big, gigantic boobs.
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Come on, man, you must remember.
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♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪
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♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪
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Good night.
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Well, fine!
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I didn't want to sing the
stupid song with you anyway!
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[Door closes]
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Let's have that drink.
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Shall we?
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You must have felt badly.
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Madalena absolutely destroyed me.
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Drink up, drink up.
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I couldn't get out of bed.
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I didn't play my lute for weeks.
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What, you think you've got it bad?
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Madalena and I never even...
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Well, let's just say
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she never let me walk through her garden.
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I don't follow.
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I never pollinated her flower.
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What?
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Are we talking about the same Madalena?
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Yes!
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But you were married.
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You didn't insist?
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I'm not an animal.
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I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman
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and force her to marry me,
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but after that, I'm all
about a woman's rights.
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I'm a modern, 13th-century man.
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Good for you. Cheers to that.
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Thank you very much.
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You know, the truth be told,
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I've always sort of felt that that business
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should never happen until two people
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really love each other, you know?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I never loved anyone
until I loved Madalena,
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and so that's why I'm...
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I've never actually
walked in anyone's garden.
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But you're the king.
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That's right.
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I am the king, so watch your mouth, boy.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry I barked at you.
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See? This is why I don't have guy friends.
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Hey, it's all right, it's all right.
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- You're under a lot of pressure.
- I know.
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Brother's trying to steal your kingdom.
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He's trying to steal your lady,
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put you against your best friend.
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Times are tough. Drink up.
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- Here, let's... let's play a game.
- Hmm?
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- Let's just say there's this standing king.
- Mm-hmm.
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And his evil, treacherous brother
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comes into town,
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- and we wanted to sort of "take care" of him.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I don't know, like, say, tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
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Do you think anyone would care?
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I don't follow.
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Kill your brother.
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What?!
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Have you gone absolutely mad?
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What do you expect me to do,
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just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber
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and slice his throat while he sleeps?
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What, in this outfit?!
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Yes.
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[Gasps]
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Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother!
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Drinks are on me!
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[All cheer]
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Right. Fill her up.
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There we go.
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♪ Oh... ♪
♪ oh... ♪
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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪
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♪ We've got us a secret plan ♪
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♪ We're going to go and slay your bro ♪
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♪ As quietly as we can ♪
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♪ We'll sneak up and
then surprise him ♪
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♪ Before he has time to think ♪
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♪ We're off and away ♪
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♪ But first, another drink ♪
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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪
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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪
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♪ A totally secret scheme ♪
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♪ We'll slyly do in your next of kin ♪
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♪ And quietly make him scream ♪
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♪ We've got to be swift and stealthy ♪
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♪ So none will raise a stink ♪
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♪ We're off on our way,
but first, another drink ♪
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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪
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♪ A secret, secret, hush, hush, hush ♪
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♪ Secret, secret ♪
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[Insects chirping]
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♪ Oh, we're off on a secret mission ♪
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♪ It's some kind of secret plot ♪
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♪ We're gonna go ♪
♪ yeah ♪
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♪ And then... ♪
♪ exactly ♪
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♪ Who are we? ♪
♪ I forgot ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, we're
gonna go kill the... ♪
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♪ Someone ♪
♪ my brother! ♪
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♪ The rat ♪
♪ the fink! ♪
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Shh! Lower your voice!
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Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing
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in front of Madalena's room for?
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Yeah, what is it? A party?
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T-the queen's interviewing new consorts.
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Madalena: Next!
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Oh, God. She's the worst.
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Hey, you know what?
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The queen is really proud of her feet.
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Mm. Yeah, yeah.
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Ask her to take her socks off.
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Ask to kiss her feet.
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[Laughs] That's an order from your king.
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Secret, secret ♪
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♪ 30th verse, same as the first ♪
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Whoa. There's some serious
acoustics down here.
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Hey, everybody!
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Whoa. It looks like
someone couldn't do anything
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if I went like this!
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[Laughs]
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Stop it! I'm ticklish!
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[Sighs]
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Hi, pretty Izzy.
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Oh, you're so pretty.
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But not just face, your brain.
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It's like your beautiful brain
exploded all over your face.
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Are you drunk?
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Mommy.
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Hey, I'm so excited about
Isabella getting older.
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Way to keep it high and tight.
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Oh, look, it's the little
stickman in the red.
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- Hello.
- He remembered you!
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[Sighs] I should have just kissed you.
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I should have kissed you ages ago.
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Yeah, well, um, maybe we
should talk about this tomorrow.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Yes, and we will, and we're gonna kiss,
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and it's gonna be one of
those forever sort of kisses.
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Tell her, Sid. Didn't I say that earlier?
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When I sat down over
there, I said it, didn't I?
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Burned into my brain, sir.
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You see?
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Boop!
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Okay, I've got to go kill a king.
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I beg of you, sire, stop it!
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Bye, everybody!
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Thank you, thank you!
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It was fun! You try it!
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪
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♪ To finally kill my sib ♪
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♪ And now that we're in his bedroom ♪
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Hey, before we do this thing,
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I just want to say thanks for tonight.
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I really needed to get out.
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Just focus!
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You want to kill him in the head,
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or do you want to kill him in the neck?
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Right. Here we go.
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Hey! Oh, and promise me
you're not gonna say anything
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to anyone about that thing I said.
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What thing? About me being a virgin.
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Kingsley: I think we've heard enough.
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- Oh, no.
- [Laughing] Oh!
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My dear, little, dinky brother,
untouched by war and women.
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[Laughter]
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I mean, what I meant was virgin slayer.
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[Laughter]
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You're [Bleep]
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throw lover boy in a dungeon.
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[Laughter] So mean.
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Oh, and you won't be needing this.
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[Gasps] My crown!
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He stole my crown.
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Keep your chin up. Don't
let them see you cry.
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Never let them see you cry.
262
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Gareth, I assume you like women.
263
00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,183
If you fight for me, I
will give you land, a title,
264
00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:34,633
and as many women as you desire.
265
00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:36,412
What's your type?
266
00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,493
Either really fat or really skinny,
267
00:09:38,527 --> 00:09:39,668
nothing in between.
268
00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:41,044
I'll give you fat and skinny.
269
00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:43,862
I'll get back to you.
270
00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,548
Awesome.
271
00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,227
[Door opens]
272
00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,669
Richard: It was so rude!
273
00:09:54,705 --> 00:09:56,784
Who does that to my favorite crown?
274
00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:58,865
Did you know that? I
got it for my birthday!
275
00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,953
- Galavant...
- Izzy, you're so pretty.
276
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,269
Oh, well, at least he stopped talking.
277
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,377
Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time.
278
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,659
I failed in my mission, Gareth,
279
00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:13,733
and now it's our last night
280
00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:15,276
before we have to duel to the death.
281
00:10:17,695 --> 00:10:20,378
Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together,
282
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,754
for old times' sake.
283
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,768
Shut up.
284
00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:25,950
I've told you your whole
life to grow a pair,
285
00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:28,702
and you just won't listen, and
now you're gonna die for it.
286
00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:30,917
Even though I'm the one
who's gonna kill you,
287
00:10:30,952 --> 00:10:32,159
it's not my fault!
288
00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:34,374
It's not my fault!
289
00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:35,851
I warned you!
290
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,805
[Door slams]
291
00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:45,415
[Lock clicks]
292
00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:51,759
I know you did, my friend.
293
00:10:56,056 --> 00:11:01,727
♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪
294
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:06,190
♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪
295
00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:10,554
♪ All set to go once I hear you say ♪
296
00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:15,621
♪ "Good night, my friend,
until the morning" ♪
297
00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:20,186
♪ Up we will float
as we close our eyes ♪
298
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:24,650
♪ Stars all around us, like fireflies ♪
299
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:29,349
♪ Just me and you,
drifting through the skies ♪
300
00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:32,839
♪ Good night, my friend ♪
301
00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:35,591
♪ Not a thought ♪
302
00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:37,873
♪ Ah-ah ♪
303
00:11:37,908 --> 00:11:40,256
♪ Not a care ♪
304
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,405
♪ Ah-ah ♪
305
00:11:42,439 --> 00:11:47,171
♪ Resting safe and sound ♪
306
00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:55,527
♪ With each other there ♪
307
00:11:55,561 --> 00:12:00,260
♪ And so we'll rock
on our nighttime ride ♪
308
00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:04,823
♪ Cozy and warm on the rolling tide ♪
309
00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:09,456
♪ Till we arrive on the morning side ♪
310
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:14,960
♪ At journey's end ♪
311
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,216
♪ Good night ♪
312
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,531
♪ Sleep tight ♪
313
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:27,546
♪ We're gonna be all right ♪
314
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:42,447
♪ Good night, my friend ♪
315
00:12:44,124 --> 00:12:45,628
Good morning, sunshine.
316
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,981
Ow.
317
00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:51,984
Hi.
318
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,289
How are you?
319
00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:55,697
Oh, God. Ow.
320
00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:58,006
Rough night?
321
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,913
I don't remember what happened.
322
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,451
You said her pretty brain exploded
323
00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:02,756
and went all over her face.
324
00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:03,961
And you tried to kiss her.
325
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,365
You were a bit of a mess, sir.
326
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,570
A big, hot mess.
327
00:13:06,604 --> 00:13:07,674
[Sighs]
328
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,845
Well, that's the least of our problems.
329
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,685
I think I might have
ruined our only chance,
330
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,157
and now I don't know what to do.
331
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,234
Good thing I do. Wake up, sire.
332
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:16,305
We've come to get you out of here.
333
00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:18,982
Oh, God.
334
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:22,761
Well, I knew you cared.
335
00:13:22,795 --> 00:13:23,898
Take him outside.
336
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,270
This place is horrible.
337
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,144
All right, everyone, take
only the bare essentials.
338
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,916
We can always pick up
odds and ends on the road.
339
00:13:28,951 --> 00:13:30,958
None of you are coming, except you.
340
00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:32,630
What? You're coming with me.
341
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:35,440
I'm not going anywhere, not
without everyone in here.
342
00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,247
You don't have a choice, son.
343
00:13:43,971 --> 00:13:47,316
Listen, I remember what I said last night,
344
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:49,189
and I meant every word.
345
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,196
I think you're the most wonderful...
346
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,107
[angelic singing]
347
00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,593
I think I'm falling in love.
348
00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:01,166
[Gasps]
349
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,942
Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it.
350
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,348
Come on, you.
351
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,155
Galavant, no!
352
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,095
Please, Gareth!
353
00:14:09,222 --> 00:14:11,060
Princess, as long as Galavant's alive,
354
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,071
we stand a chance of being rescued.
355
00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:15,645
[Door slams]
356
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,729
What's this?
357
00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:24,799
Where am I?
358
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,436
These pirates will take you and the king
359
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,073
back to his kingdom, where he'll be safe.
360
00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:29,108
What? No.
361
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:30,578
I'm not leaving her.
362
00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:31,847
I'm going back.
363
00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:33,751
I've left word with my men.
364
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,923
You step one foot in that castle
365
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:38,227
and everyone you love gets the ax.
366
00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:39,797
No more games, Galavant.
367
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:42,369
Listen, Gareth, I'm moved,
but I've made my bed,
368
00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:44,307
and for once, I should lie in it.
369
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,412
- You get in that boat.
- No, Gareth.
370
00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:47,881
I know you're doing
this because you love me.
371
00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:49,718
I don't love you. I don't even like you.
372
00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:52,157
No one here likes you, so go.
373
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,061
Well, now you're just
being mean to me so I'll go.
374
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,564
You're self-centered,
self-absorbed,
375
00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:56,833
and you wear too much velvet.
376
00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:58,270
Now you're just going into
a lot of specific details,
377
00:14:58,304 --> 00:14:59,472
so I'll believe you.
378
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,076
You have a skinny left
calf and a crooked...
379
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,648
Okay, okay, fine. I'll go.
380
00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:06,487
But you're not fooling anyone.
381
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:09,427
Go on. And you.
382
00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:12,033
Not one hair.
383
00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:15,172
I give you my word.
384
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,311
And know this... I will return for them.
385
00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:18,446
Justice will be done.
386
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:19,783
I'm excited for you,
387
00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:22,622
but let me give you a
couple of instructions.
388
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:24,826
He can't sleep at night
389
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,697
if he ain't got a second pillow to hug.
390
00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,434
Dairy makes him gassy.
391
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:31,207
And if he gets cross,
give him some salty snacks.
392
00:15:31,242 --> 00:15:32,910
It's good for his electrolytes.
393
00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:35,783
But if one hair on his head gets harmed,
394
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,456
I will hunt you down, I will gut you,
395
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,995
and I will use your skin as a lap blanket.
396
00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,163
Do you understand?
397
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,386
We have a deal.
398
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,743
Man: All right, shove off, me hearties.
399
00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:56,849
Pirates: Arrr!
400
00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:21,760
♪ Good night, my friend ♪
401
00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,363
[Bell ringing]
402
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,330
What in God's name is going on here?!
403
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:27,837
Galavant and King Richard have gone.
404
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:29,207
We don't know where they are.
405
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:32,248
Find them or I'll eat your
firstborn for breakfast.
406
00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,426
He's behind this. I know it.
407
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,495
Where have you been?
408
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,166
I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in.
409
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,336
Oh, really?
410
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,074
Well, why don't you help yourself wake up
411
00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:45,181
by going down to the dungeon
and killing everyone who's left?
412
00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:49,170
Okay. It will be my pleasure.
413
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,403
Okay, here's the plan.
414
00:17:03,437 --> 00:17:06,239
One of you is gonna knock
me out and take my keys.
415
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:08,175
What? You're not going to kill us?
416
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:09,410
I keep my promises,
417
00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,746
and I promised your little lover boy
418
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,847
that I'd take care of you.
419
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,583
So who's first?
420
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,118
Come on.
421
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:23,526
Next.
422
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,527
[Grunts]
423
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:25,696
Die!
424
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:26,664
Next.
425
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,936
[Grunting]
426
00:17:35,642 --> 00:17:37,743
[Breathing heavily]
427
00:17:37,778 --> 00:17:39,512
[Sighs]
428
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:43,717
Just take the keys and go.
429
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,552
Not you. You're coming with me.
430
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,687
Sid: Why?
431
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:49,866
I think I'll keep you for insurance.
432
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,298
Just go! I'll be fine.
Just get everyone to safety.
433
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,365
I'll come back for you.
434
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:56,166
[Voice breaking] Please do! So scared!
435
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:05,865
Gareth, did you kill everyone
who needed to be killed?
436
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,465
No, milady.
437
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:10,465
What kind of kingdom are you running here?
438
00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:12,864
A henchman that doesn't kill,
439
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:15,598
a queen who does nothing about it.
440
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,731
This place has gone soft...
441
00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:27,764
Turns out he wasn't my type.
442
00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:40,030
You just got a promotion.
443
00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:43,324
Sit.
444
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:57,524
You're gonna have to either
lose or gain a lot of weight.
445
00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,480
[Seagulls crying]
446
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,240
We had nowhere else to go.
447
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,577
You really hurt my feelings, Izzy.
448
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,050
I don't think I want to be
your future husband anymore.
449
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,419
I'm sorry.
450
00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:22,090
- But...
- Just kidding!
451
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,325
Come on in!
452
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,732
Let's get to know each
other, my future wife.
453
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,144
So happy you came.
454
00:19:33,178 --> 00:19:36,851
I built a room just for you,
my perfect, pretty princess.
455
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,688
You see, it's not so bad.
456
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:54,751
It's for you...
457
00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:57,156
To live in forever.
458
00:19:57,191 --> 00:20:00,563
Everyone say bye-bye to Izzy.
459
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,005
Oh, boy.
460
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,582
[Door clanking]
461
00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:19,365
Jester: ♪ our season ends right there ♪
462
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,435
♪ With questions everywhere ♪
463
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,276
♪ Like will the princess
waste her whole life waiting? ♪
464
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,447
♪ Will Gareth and the Queen ♪
465
00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,484
♪ Rule the entire scene? ♪
466
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,891
♪ Will all this singing
kill our Nielsen ratings? ♪
467
00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:36,864
♪ Sid, the peasants, the entire crew ♪
468
00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:40,438
♪ Will they be back for season two? ♪
469
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,308
♪ Who knows? ♪
470
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,845
♪ But if there are more shows ♪
471
00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,614
♪ Then off our hero goes ♪
472
00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:47,451
♪ And so the legend grows ♪
473
00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:54,131
♪ The legend known as Galavant ♪
474
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,835
What, what?
475
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,506
Eh, it's you.
476
00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:58,922
This will be fun.
477
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,731
Make the best of it, right?
478
00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:03,556
It's like a buddy trip.
479
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,759
What are those... fables? [Muttering]
480
00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:07,843
Buddy... buddy books, buddy fables?
481
00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:09,791
This'll be a good time.
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