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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,844 --> 00:00:09,625 Jester: ♪ hey, welcome back, my friends ♪ 2 00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:11,204 ♪ Here's where our season ends ♪ 3 00:00:11,238 --> 00:00:14,699 ♪ It's getting heavy now on "Galavant" ♪ 4 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,210 - Man: Enough! - [Music stops] 5 00:00:16,246 --> 00:00:19,168 Tensions are high, and maybe take five? 6 00:00:19,203 --> 00:00:21,218 Sorry. I was just catching people up. 7 00:00:21,252 --> 00:00:22,428 All right, gang. 8 00:00:22,463 --> 00:00:25,251 I realize now that I've been going about 9 00:00:25,285 --> 00:00:27,905 getting us out of here the wrong way. 10 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,762 I was thinking of big, strong hero moves, 11 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,240 but, um... 12 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,786 Well, I think that was just ego stuff. 13 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:34,962 [Clears throat] 14 00:00:34,997 --> 00:00:36,710 So I've come up with a plan 15 00:00:36,778 --> 00:00:39,499 that involves gaining King Richard's confidence 16 00:00:39,534 --> 00:00:40,675 using my wits. 17 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:43,364 We believe in you, Galavant. We trust you. 18 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:45,077 - Right, everyone? - Mm... 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:47,128 No, he's got this. 20 00:00:47,162 --> 00:00:49,648 Galavant's the complete package, 21 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:53,714 and I for one am finally just throwing my arms in the air 22 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,025 and giving in to it. 23 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,259 [Gasps] Are they gonna kiss? 24 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,267 Yeah, they are. 25 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:03,729 Thank you so much. 26 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,501 - Hi. - [Sighs] 27 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:09,878 So, if you keep ignoring 28 00:01:09,913 --> 00:01:12,869 the Russian bathhouse-like steam surrounding you and Isabella, 29 00:01:12,904 --> 00:01:15,523 you could find yourself in the permanent friend zone. 30 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:18,515 So are you gonna, as they say... 31 00:01:18,549 --> 00:01:21,237 "Kiss de girl," huh? 32 00:01:21,271 --> 00:01:23,287 [Sighs] 33 00:01:23,321 --> 00:01:25,773 [Groans] I don't know what's wrong with me, Sid. 34 00:01:25,807 --> 00:01:28,058 This thing with her is just so big. 35 00:01:28,093 --> 00:01:32,797 I feel like a kiss with Isabella could just go on forever. 36 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,343 What has happened to you? 37 00:01:34,377 --> 00:01:35,351 [Metal clangs] 38 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:40,190 Gareth: 2:00. Time for lunch. 39 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,610 Enjoy yourselves. 40 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,062 You can have the fat one. 41 00:01:45,097 --> 00:01:47,650 Wait a minute. 42 00:01:47,685 --> 00:01:49,566 Gareth... 43 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,574 What? 44 00:01:50,608 --> 00:01:51,683 I demand an audience with the king. 45 00:01:51,717 --> 00:01:52,858 Oh, do you? 46 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,371 And what makes you think he'll grant you that? 47 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:58,202 'Cause I've got some very mean gossip about Madalena. 48 00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:00,890 And you think the king's gonna drop everything 49 00:02:00,925 --> 00:02:03,545 just to hear some scuttlebutt about some girl? 50 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:07,645 She's got feet like a 90-year-old troll. 51 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,056 [Laughs] It's delicious! 52 00:02:09,092 --> 00:02:10,165 No, it's disgusting. 53 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:12,249 She's got bunions, gnarled knuckles, warts. 54 00:02:12,283 --> 00:02:13,660 - No. - Oh, yeah. 55 00:02:13,695 --> 00:02:16,282 That's why she wears her socks in bed. [Laughs] 56 00:02:17,492 --> 00:02:19,508 I haven't laughed so hard in minutes. 57 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,633 Anyway, the point is, we've both been scorned by the same woman. 58 00:02:22,668 --> 00:02:24,414 I just thought you'd like to know that. 59 00:02:26,532 --> 00:02:28,984 Good night... 60 00:02:29,019 --> 00:02:30,497 Unless you want to get a drink. 61 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:33,084 That's an interesting proposition. 62 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,731 Little guy time between frenemies 63 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:37,117 burnt by the same flame, bros before hos, all that. 64 00:02:37,151 --> 00:02:38,864 No, I don't think so. 65 00:02:38,899 --> 00:02:40,209 The king needs to get his sleep. 66 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,191 Gareth, why do you always have to poop on the party? 67 00:02:42,226 --> 00:02:44,274 Maybe because you've got to fight me to the death 68 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,317 in the morning, 69 00:02:45,351 --> 00:02:46,962 or maybe that your brother has decided 70 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:49,617 that I'm gonna be his champion, and for the first time ever, 71 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:51,802 you've decided to fight one of your own battles, 72 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:53,449 and your whole kingdom's at stake. 73 00:02:53,484 --> 00:02:54,592 Does that ring any bells? 74 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:57,750 Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear? 75 00:02:57,784 --> 00:02:59,060 Don't call me that. 76 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,337 Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you 77 00:03:00,373 --> 00:03:01,883 the night before you'll probably kill me! 78 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,740 This sucks. 79 00:03:04,775 --> 00:03:07,663 Gareth, do you remember the lullaby 80 00:03:07,699 --> 00:03:09,680 Pearl used to sing to us when we were boys? 81 00:03:09,715 --> 00:03:10,856 Pearl was our nanny. 82 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,637 Old woman, sweet face, big, gigantic boobs. 83 00:03:12,672 --> 00:03:14,217 Come on, man, you must remember. 84 00:03:15,764 --> 00:03:18,316 ♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪ 85 00:03:18,351 --> 00:03:21,543 ♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪ 86 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,962 Good night. 87 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,272 Well, fine! 88 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:27,054 I didn't want to sing the stupid song with you anyway! 89 00:03:27,088 --> 00:03:29,440 [Door closes] 90 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:30,784 Let's have that drink. 91 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,659 Shall we? 92 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:42,718 You must have felt badly. 93 00:03:42,753 --> 00:03:44,398 Madalena absolutely destroyed me. 94 00:03:44,465 --> 00:03:45,405 Drink up, drink up. 95 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,949 I couldn't get out of bed. 96 00:03:46,985 --> 00:03:49,032 I didn't play my lute for weeks. 97 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,946 What, you think you've got it bad? 98 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,625 Madalena and I never even... 99 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:53,733 Well, let's just say 100 00:03:53,769 --> 00:03:55,883 she never let me walk through her garden. 101 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:57,630 I don't follow. 102 00:03:57,664 --> 00:04:00,316 I never pollinated her flower. 103 00:04:00,351 --> 00:04:01,727 What? 104 00:04:03,239 --> 00:04:04,984 Are we talking about the same Madalena? 105 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,396 Yes! 106 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,108 But you were married. 107 00:04:08,143 --> 00:04:09,921 You didn't insist? 108 00:04:11,131 --> 00:04:12,105 I'm not an animal. 109 00:04:12,139 --> 00:04:13,952 I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman 110 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:15,329 and force her to marry me, 111 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,747 but after that, I'm all about a woman's rights. 112 00:04:17,782 --> 00:04:19,527 I'm a modern, 13th-century man. 113 00:04:19,561 --> 00:04:21,173 Good for you. Cheers to that. 114 00:04:21,207 --> 00:04:22,281 Thank you very much. 115 00:04:22,315 --> 00:04:23,658 You know, the truth be told, 116 00:04:23,692 --> 00:04:25,539 I've always sort of felt that that business 117 00:04:25,573 --> 00:04:27,150 should never happen until two people 118 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:28,695 really love each other, you know? 119 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:31,416 Oh, yeah, yeah. 120 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:34,808 I never loved anyone until I loved Madalena, 121 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:38,703 and so that's why I'm... 122 00:04:38,739 --> 00:04:43,507 I've never actually walked in anyone's garden. 123 00:04:46,093 --> 00:04:47,032 But you're the king. 124 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,107 That's right. 125 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:50,223 I am the king, so watch your mouth, boy. 126 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:53,213 [Sighs] I'm sorry I barked at you. 127 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,925 See? This is why I don't have guy friends. 128 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,503 Hey, it's all right, it's all right. 129 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:58,518 - You're under a lot of pressure. - I know. 130 00:04:58,553 --> 00:04:59,895 Brother's trying to steal your kingdom. 131 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,037 He's trying to steal your lady, 132 00:05:01,072 --> 00:05:02,784 put you against your best friend. 133 00:05:02,818 --> 00:05:04,261 Times are tough. Drink up. 134 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:06,578 - Here, let's... let's play a game. - Hmm? 135 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:09,400 - Let's just say there's this standing king. - Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,113 And his evil, treacherous brother 137 00:05:11,147 --> 00:05:12,389 comes into town, 138 00:05:12,423 --> 00:05:14,035 - and we wanted to sort of "take care" of him. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:05:14,069 --> 00:05:15,814 - I don't know, like, say, tonight. - Mm-hmm. 140 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:17,191 Do you think anyone would care? 141 00:05:18,267 --> 00:05:19,509 I don't follow. 142 00:05:19,544 --> 00:05:20,718 Kill your brother. 143 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:23,237 What?! 144 00:05:23,272 --> 00:05:25,084 Have you gone absolutely mad? 145 00:05:25,119 --> 00:05:26,259 What do you expect me to do, 146 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,309 just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber 147 00:05:28,343 --> 00:05:30,357 and slice his throat while he sleeps? 148 00:05:30,391 --> 00:05:31,465 What, in this outfit?! 149 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,473 Yes. 150 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:36,671 [Gasps] 151 00:05:36,739 --> 00:05:39,895 Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother! 152 00:05:39,929 --> 00:05:41,473 Drinks are on me! 153 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,817 [All cheer] 154 00:05:42,851 --> 00:05:45,066 Right. Fill her up. 155 00:05:47,184 --> 00:05:48,526 There we go. 156 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:52,119 ♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ oh... ♪ 157 00:05:52,154 --> 00:05:54,000 ♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪ 158 00:05:54,035 --> 00:05:55,780 ♪ We've got us a secret plan ♪ 159 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:58,064 ♪ We're going to go and slay your bro ♪ 160 00:05:58,099 --> 00:05:59,407 ♪ As quietly as we can ♪ 161 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,759 ♪ We'll sneak up and then surprise him ♪ 162 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,505 ♪ Before he has time to think ♪ 163 00:06:03,539 --> 00:06:05,151 ♪ We're off and away ♪ 164 00:06:05,185 --> 00:06:06,460 ♪ But first, another drink ♪ 165 00:06:06,494 --> 00:06:08,106 ♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪ 166 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,852 ♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪ 167 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:11,834 ♪ A totally secret scheme ♪ 168 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:13,950 ♪ We'll slyly do in your next of kin ♪ 169 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:15,965 ♪ And quietly make him scream ♪ 170 00:06:15,999 --> 00:06:17,476 ♪ We've got to be swift and stealthy ♪ 171 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,357 ♪ So none will raise a stink ♪ 172 00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:22,513 ♪ We're off on our way, but first, another drink ♪ 173 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,790 ♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪ 174 00:06:23,824 --> 00:06:27,787 ♪ A secret, secret, hush, hush, hush ♪ 175 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,701 ♪ Secret, secret ♪ 176 00:06:29,735 --> 00:06:33,227 [Insects chirping] 177 00:06:34,168 --> 00:06:36,754 ♪ Oh, we're off on a secret mission ♪ 178 00:06:36,788 --> 00:06:38,802 ♪ It's some kind of secret plot ♪ 179 00:06:38,836 --> 00:06:39,978 ♪ We're gonna go ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ 180 00:06:40,012 --> 00:06:41,086 ♪ And then... ♪ ♪ exactly ♪ 181 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,832 ♪ Who are we? ♪ ♪ I forgot ♪ 182 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,277 ♪ Ooh, ooh, we're gonna go kill the... ♪ 183 00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:45,620 ♪ Someone ♪ ♪ my brother! ♪ 184 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,728 ♪ The rat ♪ ♪ the fink! ♪ 185 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:47,836 Shh! Lower your voice! 186 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,818 Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing 187 00:06:49,852 --> 00:06:51,598 in front of Madalena's room for? 188 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,009 Yeah, what is it? A party? 189 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:55,258 T-the queen's interviewing new consorts. 190 00:06:56,368 --> 00:06:57,744 Madalena: Next! 191 00:06:57,778 --> 00:06:59,456 Oh, God. She's the worst. 192 00:06:59,492 --> 00:07:00,666 Hey, you know what? 193 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,453 The queen is really proud of her feet. 194 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:04,662 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:07:04,696 --> 00:07:06,979 Ask her to take her socks off. 196 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:08,524 Ask to kiss her feet. 197 00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:10,808 [Laughs] That's an order from your king. 198 00:07:10,843 --> 00:07:12,991 ♪ Oh... ♪ 199 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:15,006 ♪ Secret, secret ♪ 200 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:17,257 ♪ 30th verse, same as the first ♪ 201 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,943 Whoa. There's some serious acoustics down here. 202 00:07:19,978 --> 00:07:21,220 Hey, everybody! 203 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:24,746 Whoa. It looks like someone couldn't do anything 204 00:07:24,781 --> 00:07:25,888 if I went like this! 205 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:26,929 [Laughs] 206 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,474 Stop it! I'm ticklish! 207 00:07:28,508 --> 00:07:30,086 [Sighs] 208 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,328 Hi, pretty Izzy. 209 00:07:31,364 --> 00:07:32,806 Oh, you're so pretty. 210 00:07:32,841 --> 00:07:35,225 But not just face, your brain. 211 00:07:35,259 --> 00:07:38,683 It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. 212 00:07:38,718 --> 00:07:39,859 Are you drunk? 213 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,243 Mommy. 214 00:07:42,278 --> 00:07:46,140 Hey, I'm so excited about Isabella getting older. 215 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,222 Way to keep it high and tight. 216 00:07:48,256 --> 00:07:50,338 Oh, look, it's the little stickman in the red. 217 00:07:50,372 --> 00:07:52,856 - Hello. - He remembered you! 218 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,871 [Sighs] I should have just kissed you. 219 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:56,685 I should have kissed you ages ago. 220 00:07:56,719 --> 00:07:58,868 Yeah, well, um, maybe we should talk about this tomorrow. 221 00:07:58,902 --> 00:08:00,010 Okay, bye-bye. 222 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:02,898 Yes, and we will, and we're gonna kiss, 223 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:05,249 and it's gonna be one of those forever sort of kisses. 224 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,097 Tell her, Sid. Didn't I say that earlier? 225 00:08:07,131 --> 00:08:08,876 When I sat down over there, I said it, didn't I? 226 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:09,951 Burned into my brain, sir. 227 00:08:09,985 --> 00:08:11,294 You see? 228 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:13,343 Boop! 229 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:15,693 Okay, I've got to go kill a king. 230 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,608 I beg of you, sire, stop it! 231 00:08:17,643 --> 00:08:19,085 Bye, everybody! 232 00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:20,933 Thank you, thank you! 233 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,982 It was fun! You try it! 234 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:24,661 ♪ Oh... ♪ 235 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:26,508 ♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪ 236 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:28,623 ♪ To finally kill my sib ♪ 237 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:30,236 ♪ And now that we're in his bedroom ♪ 238 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:31,445 Hey, before we do this thing, 239 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,065 I just want to say thanks for tonight. 240 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:36,281 I really needed to get out. 241 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,826 Just focus! 242 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,539 You want to kill him in the head, 243 00:08:39,573 --> 00:08:41,386 or do you want to kill him in the neck? 244 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,468 Right. Here we go. 245 00:08:43,503 --> 00:08:45,585 Hey! Oh, and promise me you're not gonna say anything 246 00:08:45,619 --> 00:08:47,062 to anyone about that thing I said. 247 00:08:47,096 --> 00:08:49,379 What thing? About me being a virgin. 248 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:50,824 Kingsley: I think we've heard enough. 249 00:08:50,858 --> 00:08:52,704 - Oh, no. - [Laughing] Oh! 250 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:58,581 My dear, little, dinky brother, untouched by war and women. 251 00:08:58,616 --> 00:08:59,824 [Laughter] 252 00:08:59,858 --> 00:09:01,872 I mean, what I meant was virgin slayer. 253 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,293 [Laughter] 254 00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:05,135 You're [Bleep] 255 00:09:11,073 --> 00:09:12,885 throw lover boy in a dungeon. 256 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,898 [Laughter] So mean. 257 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,214 Oh, and you won't be needing this. 258 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,624 [Gasps] My crown! 259 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,605 He stole my crown. 260 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:23,624 Keep your chin up. Don't let them see you cry. 261 00:09:23,659 --> 00:09:25,370 Never let them see you cry. 262 00:09:25,405 --> 00:09:28,592 Gareth, I assume you like women. 263 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,183 If you fight for me, I will give you land, a title, 264 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:34,633 and as many women as you desire. 265 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:36,412 What's your type? 266 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,493 Either really fat or really skinny, 267 00:09:38,527 --> 00:09:39,668 nothing in between. 268 00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:41,044 I'll give you fat and skinny. 269 00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:43,862 I'll get back to you. 270 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,548 Awesome. 271 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,227 [Door opens] 272 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,669 Richard: It was so rude! 273 00:09:54,705 --> 00:09:56,784 Who does that to my favorite crown? 274 00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:58,865 Did you know that? I got it for my birthday! 275 00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,953 - Galavant... - Izzy, you're so pretty. 276 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,269 Oh, well, at least he stopped talking. 277 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,377 Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time. 278 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,659 I failed in my mission, Gareth, 279 00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:13,733 and now it's our last night 280 00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:15,276 before we have to duel to the death. 281 00:10:17,695 --> 00:10:20,378 Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together, 282 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,754 for old times' sake. 283 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,768 Shut up. 284 00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:25,950 I've told you your whole life to grow a pair, 285 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:28,702 and you just won't listen, and now you're gonna die for it. 286 00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:30,917 Even though I'm the one who's gonna kill you, 287 00:10:30,952 --> 00:10:32,159 it's not my fault! 288 00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:34,374 It's not my fault! 289 00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:35,851 I warned you! 290 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,805 [Door slams] 291 00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:45,415 [Lock clicks] 292 00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:51,759 I know you did, my friend. 293 00:10:56,056 --> 00:11:01,727 ♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪ 294 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:06,190 ♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪ 295 00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:10,554 ♪ All set to go once I hear you say ♪ 296 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:15,621 ♪ "Good night, my friend, until the morning" ♪ 297 00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:20,186 ♪ Up we will float as we close our eyes ♪ 298 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:24,650 ♪ Stars all around us, like fireflies ♪ 299 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:29,349 ♪ Just me and you, drifting through the skies ♪ 300 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:32,839 ♪ Good night, my friend ♪ 301 00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:35,591 ♪ Not a thought ♪ 302 00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:37,873 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 303 00:11:37,908 --> 00:11:40,256 ♪ Not a care ♪ 304 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,405 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 305 00:11:42,439 --> 00:11:47,171 ♪ Resting safe and sound ♪ 306 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:55,527 ♪ With each other there ♪ 307 00:11:55,561 --> 00:12:00,260 ♪ And so we'll rock on our nighttime ride ♪ 308 00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:04,823 ♪ Cozy and warm on the rolling tide ♪ 309 00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:09,456 ♪ Till we arrive on the morning side ♪ 310 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:14,960 ♪ At journey's end ♪ 311 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,216 ♪ Good night ♪ 312 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,531 ♪ Sleep tight ♪ 313 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:27,546 ♪ We're gonna be all right ♪ 314 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:42,447 ♪ Good night, my friend ♪ 315 00:12:44,124 --> 00:12:45,628 Good morning, sunshine. 316 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,981 Ow. 317 00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:51,984 Hi. 318 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,289 How are you? 319 00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:55,697 Oh, God. Ow. 320 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:58,006 Rough night? 321 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,913 I don't remember what happened. 322 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,451 You said her pretty brain exploded 323 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:02,756 and went all over her face. 324 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:03,961 And you tried to kiss her. 325 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,365 You were a bit of a mess, sir. 326 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,570 A big, hot mess. 327 00:13:06,604 --> 00:13:07,674 [Sighs] 328 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,845 Well, that's the least of our problems. 329 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,685 I think I might have ruined our only chance, 330 00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,157 and now I don't know what to do. 331 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,234 Good thing I do. Wake up, sire. 332 00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:16,305 We've come to get you out of here. 333 00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:18,982 Oh, God. 334 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:22,761 Well, I knew you cared. 335 00:13:22,795 --> 00:13:23,898 Take him outside. 336 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,270 This place is horrible. 337 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,144 All right, everyone, take only the bare essentials. 338 00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,916 We can always pick up odds and ends on the road. 339 00:13:28,951 --> 00:13:30,958 None of you are coming, except you. 340 00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:32,630 What? You're coming with me. 341 00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:35,440 I'm not going anywhere, not without everyone in here. 342 00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,247 You don't have a choice, son. 343 00:13:43,971 --> 00:13:47,316 Listen, I remember what I said last night, 344 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:49,189 and I meant every word. 345 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,196 I think you're the most wonderful... 346 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,107 [angelic singing] 347 00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,593 I think I'm falling in love. 348 00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:01,166 [Gasps] 349 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,942 Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it. 350 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,348 Come on, you. 351 00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,155 Galavant, no! 352 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,095 Please, Gareth! 353 00:14:09,222 --> 00:14:11,060 Princess, as long as Galavant's alive, 354 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,071 we stand a chance of being rescued. 355 00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:15,645 [Door slams] 356 00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,729 What's this? 357 00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:24,799 Where am I? 358 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,436 These pirates will take you and the king 359 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,073 back to his kingdom, where he'll be safe. 360 00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:29,108 What? No. 361 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:30,578 I'm not leaving her. 362 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:31,847 I'm going back. 363 00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:33,751 I've left word with my men. 364 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,923 You step one foot in that castle 365 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:38,227 and everyone you love gets the ax. 366 00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:39,797 No more games, Galavant. 367 00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:42,369 Listen, Gareth, I'm moved, but I've made my bed, 368 00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:44,307 and for once, I should lie in it. 369 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,412 - You get in that boat. - No, Gareth. 370 00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:47,881 I know you're doing this because you love me. 371 00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:49,718 I don't love you. I don't even like you. 372 00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:52,157 No one here likes you, so go. 373 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,061 Well, now you're just being mean to me so I'll go. 374 00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,564 You're self-centered, self-absorbed, 375 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:56,833 and you wear too much velvet. 376 00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:58,270 Now you're just going into a lot of specific details, 377 00:14:58,304 --> 00:14:59,472 so I'll believe you. 378 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,076 You have a skinny left calf and a crooked... 379 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,648 Okay, okay, fine. I'll go. 380 00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:06,487 But you're not fooling anyone. 381 00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:09,427 Go on. And you. 382 00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:12,033 Not one hair. 383 00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:15,172 I give you my word. 384 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,311 And know this... I will return for them. 385 00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:18,446 Justice will be done. 386 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:19,783 I'm excited for you, 387 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:22,622 but let me give you a couple of instructions. 388 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:24,826 He can't sleep at night 389 00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,697 if he ain't got a second pillow to hug. 390 00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,434 Dairy makes him gassy. 391 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:31,207 And if he gets cross, give him some salty snacks. 392 00:15:31,242 --> 00:15:32,910 It's good for his electrolytes. 393 00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:35,783 But if one hair on his head gets harmed, 394 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,456 I will hunt you down, I will gut you, 395 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,995 and I will use your skin as a lap blanket. 396 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,163 Do you understand? 397 00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,386 We have a deal. 398 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,743 Man: All right, shove off, me hearties. 399 00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:56,849 Pirates: Arrr! 400 00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:21,760 ♪ Good night, my friend ♪ 401 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,363 [Bell ringing] 402 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,330 What in God's name is going on here?! 403 00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:27,837 Galavant and King Richard have gone. 404 00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:29,207 We don't know where they are. 405 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:32,248 Find them or I'll eat your firstborn for breakfast. 406 00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,426 He's behind this. I know it. 407 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,495 Where have you been? 408 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,166 I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in. 409 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,336 Oh, really? 410 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,074 Well, why don't you help yourself wake up 411 00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:45,181 by going down to the dungeon and killing everyone who's left? 412 00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:49,170 Okay. It will be my pleasure. 413 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,403 Okay, here's the plan. 414 00:17:03,437 --> 00:17:06,239 One of you is gonna knock me out and take my keys. 415 00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:08,175 What? You're not going to kill us? 416 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:09,410 I keep my promises, 417 00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,746 and I promised your little lover boy 418 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,847 that I'd take care of you. 419 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,583 So who's first? 420 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,118 Come on. 421 00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:23,526 Next. 422 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,527 [Grunts] 423 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:25,696 Die! 424 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:26,664 Next. 425 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,936 [Grunting] 426 00:17:35,642 --> 00:17:37,743 [Breathing heavily] 427 00:17:37,778 --> 00:17:39,512 [Sighs] 428 00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:43,717 Just take the keys and go. 429 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,552 Not you. You're coming with me. 430 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,687 Sid: Why? 431 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:49,866 I think I'll keep you for insurance. 432 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,298 Just go! I'll be fine. Just get everyone to safety. 433 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,365 I'll come back for you. 434 00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:56,166 [Voice breaking] Please do! So scared! 435 00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:05,865 Gareth, did you kill everyone who needed to be killed? 436 00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,465 No, milady. 437 00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:10,465 What kind of kingdom are you running here? 438 00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:12,864 A henchman that doesn't kill, 439 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:15,598 a queen who does nothing about it. 440 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,731 This place has gone soft... 441 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:27,764 Turns out he wasn't my type. 442 00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:40,030 You just got a promotion. 443 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:43,324 Sit. 444 00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:57,524 You're gonna have to either lose or gain a lot of weight. 445 00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,480 [Seagulls crying] 446 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,240 We had nowhere else to go. 447 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,577 You really hurt my feelings, Izzy. 448 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,050 I don't think I want to be your future husband anymore. 449 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,419 I'm sorry. 450 00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:22,090 - But... - Just kidding! 451 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,325 Come on in! 452 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,732 Let's get to know each other, my future wife. 453 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,144 So happy you came. 454 00:19:33,178 --> 00:19:36,851 I built a room just for you, my perfect, pretty princess. 455 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,688 You see, it's not so bad. 456 00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:54,751 It's for you... 457 00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:57,156 To live in forever. 458 00:19:57,191 --> 00:20:00,563 Everyone say bye-bye to Izzy. 459 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,005 Oh, boy. 460 00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,582 [Door clanking] 461 00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:19,365 Jester: ♪ our season ends right there ♪ 462 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,435 ♪ With questions everywhere ♪ 463 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,276 ♪ Like will the princess waste her whole life waiting? ♪ 464 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,447 ♪ Will Gareth and the Queen ♪ 465 00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,484 ♪ Rule the entire scene? ♪ 466 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,891 ♪ Will all this singing kill our Nielsen ratings? ♪ 467 00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:36,864 ♪ Sid, the peasants, the entire crew ♪ 468 00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:40,438 ♪ Will they be back for season two? ♪ 469 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,308 ♪ Who knows? ♪ 470 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,845 ♪ But if there are more shows ♪ 471 00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,614 ♪ Then off our hero goes ♪ 472 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:47,451 ♪ And so the legend grows ♪ 473 00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:54,131 ♪ The legend known as Galavant ♪ 474 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,835 What, what? 475 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,506 Eh, it's you. 476 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:58,922 This will be fun. 477 00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,731 Make the best of it, right? 478 00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:03,556 It's like a buddy trip. 479 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,759 What are those... fables? [Muttering] 480 00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:07,843 Buddy... buddy books, buddy fables? 481 00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:09,791 This'll be a good time. 33395

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