All language subtitles for The.Syndicate.S02E01.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

'Your dad and Helen are out there
searching the grates.'

'What can I do?'

You definitely bought it?

Because if you didn't,
I need to know.

I definitely, definitely bought it.

I thought I put it in my purse!

So why isn't it there now, Becky?
I don't know, Mum,

if I knew, I wouldn't be looking
for it, would I?

TELEPHONE RINGS

That'll be them again.

I'm not getting it this time,
they're stressing me out.

I don't know why
you had to tell them.

Yeah?

Anything, sweetheart?

'Not a sausage.'

I'm sure it'll turn up, though.
'Well, I hope so,'

cos we're talking a lot of money.

Does she remember where she left it?

No, we've been through this,
she don't remember.

Who is it? Rose.

Hey, do you know you've got a packet
of Diazilum in your locker?

What are you doing in my locker?
I said Becky's locker!

'Don't get yer knickers in a twist.'

You've got the same key as me
and I thought I'd just...

Have you been down to the shop?

'Twice, she's not open yet.'

You're not mad with me,
are you, Mandy?

'Mandy...?'

Listen, love, I need you
to be straight with me.

Did you use the lottery money
to go out with?

No way!

I wouldn't do that!
Honestly, Mam!

Sorry, love, I had to ask.

If you don't believe me, you can
check with Fat Frieda at the shop.

I don't need to, if you say
you bought it, then you bought it.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

Hello.

I got a missed call from you.

Have they found it yet?

No.
Oh!

I won't book my holiday
to Thailand just yet, then.

No, you'd better not.
She's dippy, is that lass.

'I know!' How can you lose
a lottery ticket?

Exactly, that's what I said.

'Mind you, I'm one to talk...'

Did I tell you
I lost a stiff yesterday?

No!
HE CHUCKLES

Yeah. I were taking Bernard
down to the morgue,

cos they were a porter down,

and I stopped off at the canteen

'for a sarnie
cos I hadn't had any lunch.' Yeah.

Anyway, when I came out,
I must've walked straight past him.

I got in the lift
and went up to Ward 57.

Oh, don't, my pelvic floor's gone!

You'll have to stop it

with that wacky backie, Alan,
it's sending you doolally!

HE LAUGHS

Honest to God, I nearly had
a cardiac when I remembered.

'Yeah, I ran back down three
floors...'

Oh! Got to go, I'll ring you back.

Rose?

Morning, Rose.

Morning, Matron, Dr Samuels.

How's the knees? Oh, still doing
the exercises you gave me

and trying to lose a bit of weight.
Good. Good.

You might want to try a bit harder.

The lighter you are,
the happier your knees are.

Yes, thank you, Matron.

Ow!

Oh, God!

So I've been thinking, even if
Becky doesn't find the ticket,

someone must have a record of it.

I mean, where did she buy it from?

Hospital shop, I think.

Look, I've got to go, Alan,
I've got people coming round...

But after they've gone,
we could all meet up.

Tom! They're here!

Check the numbers online.
See how much we get for five.

It might be a couple of hundred,
or a couple of thousand. Tom.

Will you get off the phone?
This is important!

DOORBELL RINGS
I've got to go, they're here.

I'm Natalie.
Isabelle Buckland.

I'll ring you as soon
as they've gone and we'll...

Philip Anderson. Tom!

I don't know, about half an hour,
or less.

He's a nurse up at St Anthony's.

It's one of his colleagues
ringing him about a patient. Right.

Sorry about that,
missing lottery ticket.

Right, I'm all yours.

What's up? What have I said?

We've done all three grates
on the street, we've found socks,

a 'lecky bill, fag ends...

A purse, with nothing in it.
You name it, we've found it.

I stink.
But no lottery ticket!

Are you sure you kept my numbers?

I don't know, Helen!
I didn't change anything!

Just remember what you did with it!
What about the Lucky Diamonds?

Nobody loses a lottery ticket!
Where did you go after?

I don't know!
I've never done it before.

I wish everybody'd stop
asking me questions!

Cos it's important, Becky!

It's either £150,000 for five
numbers, or it could be millions,

if we've got the Lucky Diamonds.

Or nowt, if you can't find
the bleedin' thing!

It's no good keep going on
at her, Steve.

Well, she's hopeless,
her head's full of crap!

Thanks, Dad.

We should let the others
know we can't find it.

Why?
Cos they've a right to know.

To make me feel even worse
than I already do.

You're not even part of
the syndicate any more,

I don't know why you're bothered.
Becky!

I started this syndicate and I paid
in for the best part of five years,

that's four-and-a-half years
longer than you, my love.

You left the syndicate,
I took your place and your numbers.

Everybody knows that,
so get over yourself!

All right, let's just all calm down.
who do you think you're talking to?

I can't stand this! I'm tired.

All I remember is giving
Fat Frieda the fast pass,

with the numbers on it...

and she did everything else.

Don't tell me you're still here!

We're short-staffed, but this is
my last job, then I'm off home.

Good for you. Get your feet up
in front of the telly, eh?

No, we're going for a drink
and a game of bingo tonight.

We won £500 last Christmas,

it paid for the turkey, the booze,
and our Reah's present.

How are you feeling today, lovely?
All the better for seeing you.

I bet you say that
to all the nurses.

No, only the one with the beautiful
smile and the twinkly eyes.

Bed's ready.
Do you want me to buzz 'em?

I think Alan's already
on his way with him.

Shame about Bernard. Lovely sweets,
though. Do you want one?

No, thanks.

I'm never going to lose weight
if patients keep pegging out

and leaving sweeties in the locker.

Oh! Lottery money.

There you go.
Thanks, love.

You've got a syndicate going,
have you?

Yeah, there's five of us
do t'Euro Lottery.

We've been doing it nearly five
years, but we haven't won a sausage.

There you go, love,
something to help you sleep tonight.

I can think of better things.

Cheeky!

Now, if I wasn't a married woman...

He's a lucky man, your hubby.

Try telling him that.

He says nobody else'd put up
with me.

Why, what do you do?
I don't know. Breathe!

You're first up in the morning,

so your op will be over and done
with by the time I come on shift.

Becky! Will you countersign
my drugs form, please, love?

Then can you go to t'shop
and get me the lottery ticket?

Cos I've got to get your dad's tea
and I'm going to t'bingo tonight.

You can't go out tonight,
you said you'd look after our Reah.

I asked you last week, you said
I could go out, don't you remember?

Oh, I'm sorry, love, I forgot.

You'll just have to ask your dad.

I'm not asking him,
he'll only start.

Well, I'll ask him, but will you go
and get me t'lottery ticket?

Oh, but Frieda always
keeps me talking.

She's the same with me,
and I promised I'd lend her

that Cher workout DVD
that you've given to Karen.

I don't know why you always
have to get the ticket.

SHE SIGHS

Did they find a bed
for the road accident?

I hope so,
he's on his way up from A&E.

Have you got your lottery money,
love? Yeah.

Everything all right?

Yeah, fine.

What are you on tomorrow?

Got the morning off, we've got
the adoption people coming round.

Oh, big day for you, then!

Yeah, got to be on
my best behaviour.

I'll keep my fingers crossed
for you, love.

I hope it goes better than the IVF.
It will do, love.

Ta-ra.
Ta-ra.

WHISTLING

Oh, road accident from A&E.
Where do you want him?

Name? Alan Walters,
undervalued and underpaid.

I mean the patient's name, Alan,
not "road accident from A&E".

Bernard passed away,
bless him, so bed four's free.

Yeah, I know, I took him down to...

Oh, shit!
What?

Hey, I want your lottery money,
it's two weeks!

SHE SIGHS

Hello, love.

How are you feeling?

Not so good, eh?

I blame it all on the dieting.

I was nine-and-a-half stone
when I started.

I mean, what possesses someone
who's nine-and-a-half stone

to go on a diet?
But I thought I was fat.

Honest to God, I know it sounds mad,
but I did.

And now I am fat,
I realise I was stick thin.

£10, please, sweetheart.

Here you are.
There you go.

Don't forget to sign the back.

And when you see your mam, right,

will you remind her about
that Cher workout DVD?

Yeah, I will. Because I think I'm
going to have to up my physicality,

there's nowt else left to do.

It's either that or get
a gastric band.

But you can't get them
fitted on the National Health

unless you're morbidly obese.

Really? Well, I was thinking
that I might have to eat my way up,

because I only need
a couple more points on my BMI,

but I was worried that
I might have an heart attack.

Now, don't forget to remind your mam
about that Cher DVD, all right?

You'll be saving my life!
All right.

Take care. See you later.

And when you've finished that,
we'll get the bun cases.

I'm starving, love, when's it ready?

I've only got one pair of hands.

Look at the bloody state of
this place!

All right, give us a chance,
I've just put your chips in.

Do you want me to make you
a sandwich to put you on a bit?

I don't want one!
I could've gone to t'pub

for my tea if I hadn't had
to pick Reah up.

But she loves it when her grandad
picks her up from after-school club,

don't you, darling?

My little princess, aren't you?

Oh, she's late with the fees again,

they gave me a reminder,
it's on there.

Don't ask me to pick her up
till it's paid, it's embarrassing.

She'll have forgot, that's all.

Have you had a good day, love?

Usual. How long is it going to be?

Ten minutes.

You could always start peeling
the potatoes,

if you get in before me.

I don't want to start peeling
bleedin' taters

after working all day!
Well, I've been working too, Steve.

So you've been lugging boilers
up flights of steps,

and been up to your elbows
in shit all day?

No, just blood and urine.

What?
Nothing.

Do you want another beer?
There's a cold one in t'fridge.

Yeah, go on, then.

I'll bring it through to you.
You go and watch the telly, love.

Is Grandad in a bad mood?

No, just his usual grumpy self,
darling.

Now...

Do you want chocolate buns,
or currant buns?

Chocolate.

How did I know
you were going to say that?

And do you want white icing sugar,

or butter cream and sprinkles
on top?

Butter cream and sprinkles.

Mummy!

Hello, gorgeous,

have you been a good girl?
She's done you a lovely picture.

Show Mummy what you did
at after-school club.

SHE SIGHS

You're late with her fees again,
they gave your father a reminder

and it's turned his brain.
It's £148.

I can't pay
till the end of the month,

so they're just gonna have to wait.

If you can afford to go out,
you can afford to pay her fees.

It's '80s night at the union bar,
it's only a pound a pint.

It's still money, love,

and you'll need a cab fare back
home.

We'll walk.

I swear to God, Mum,
I won't spend more than a fiver.

I'll give you a cheque for her fees,
but you'll have to pay me back.

I will.
And don't tell your dad.

Have you asked him
if he'll babysit?

Not yet, I will,
after he's had his beer.

Is he going to kick off?
I shouldn't think so.

Look, Mummy!

Wow! That's fantastic.

Well done, Princess.
Isn't it lovely?

Is that me? Oh, I love it!

There you go, love.

Your tea shouldn't be long now.

Reah's making you some buns
for after, bless her.

So where were you working today?

Same as yesterday, and the day
before, and the day before that.

Gelderd Road?

I thought that would be finished
by now.

Don't YOU start!
We're going as fast as we can.

I didn't mean that.

I meant it must be boring for you,

working on the same site
all the time.

Other people work in the same place
year in, year out.

Yeah, I suppose they do.

Drink your beer. I'll go and see how
your chips are doing.

Get in your bed.

Right. Winnie the Pooh
or Sleeping Beauty?

Sleeping Beauty.

Sleeping Beauty... Good choice.

Love you.

TV: 'Researchers say the ice fields
on Africa's highest mountain...'

Steve, love...

Steve!
What?

You've not finished your tea
and it's your favourite,

steak and kidney.
Don't you like it?

Yeah...
No, I must've just dropped off.

Do you want me to pop it in the
microwave for a couple of minutes?

Yeah, go on.

You remember it's my bingo night,
don't you?

Is it?
Yeah. We won't be back late.

Our Becky thought she might meet
a friend,

so we wondered if you'd mind
babysitting, just till I get back?

Our Reah's had her bath,
she'll be asleep in five minutes.

Is that all right?

Yeah, whatever...
HE YAWNS

I just feel knackered.

What you doing?

I just need a couple of quid
for my bus fare.

I've already paid your lottery.

I can't keep forking out, Becky.

You've got to learn
to manage your money better.

Why don't you put it in envelopes,
like I do?

Then you'd know
how much you've got to spend.

Did he say he'd look after her?

Well, he didn't say he wouldn't.

That's for your drinks.

And that's towards
your cab fare home.

I don't want you walking through
the streets at that time of night.

I love you!

I hope you win at bingo.

MUSIC: "Karma Chameleon"
by Boy George

There you go, guys. Thank you.
Who's next?

Two pints of lager and lime, please.
A pint of...

Sorry, I was definitely here first.
You go.

Can I have...?
There you go, guys.

I don't believe this,
I've been stood here ages!

It took my friend 20 minutes.

Two pints of lager and lime
and a pint of beer, mate. Coming up.

Cheers.

So who have you come as?

Bananarama, Kylie, take your pick!

Kylie.

How come you're not dressed up?

Don't do fancy dress.

So are you a student?

No, I'm a trainee nurse
at St Anthony's.

Right. Who are you here with?

My mate Tamsin,
she's doing media studies,

she's just finished her exams.

What are you studying?
I'm not a student either.

I'm a rugby player
for Bradford Bulls.

You're lying!

Just signed up for the academy.

That's mental.

Cheers, mate.

For the drinks.

You're all right, these are on me.
Are you sure? Yeah.

You must be loaded!
No, but I can afford a round.

Thanks... What's your name?

Luke.

I'll get you one next time.

I've got to go after this,
I'm training in t'morning.

Oh, that's a shame.

I don't know where my friend is,

she were stood over there
a minute ago.

I'll ring her.

Shit, my battery's dead.
Have you got a phone?

No, I've left mine in my car.

Where did she go?

Maybe we should try sitting
somewhere else next time.

Yeah, I think them seats are jinxed.

Never mind, we might win
the lottery.

Yeah! Right, are we off for a curry?

I can't. Steve's babysitting

and he'll have a face on
if I'm back late.

I've had my tea, I'm skint,
and I've got my ironing to do.

Bloody hell! Who needs winter,
when you two are around?!

Night. See you tomorrow.
Night! Night! Night!

So what does a trainee nurse do?

It's just a posh name
for a general dogsbody. Right.

I got six GCSEs
and I started doing my A-levels,

but they weren't for me.

My mum's a proper nurse though,

and she worked her way up,
so that's what I'm going to do.

You've got to do your exams
and your core skills first,

but it's a bit difficult

cos I've got a little girl
to look after as well.

You've got a daughter?

Yeah, our Reah, she's five.

I had her when I were 17...

and... I'd never been with a lad,
not proper.

I went on holiday with my mate
to Ibiza.

I told my mam and dad
I were going with her family.

Anyway, second night there,

I ended up with this
proper fit dancer,

I didn't even know his name.

I'm not proud of it.

I thought about an abortion,
but my mam talked me out of it.

And do you know what?
I'm so glad she did,

cos our Reah's the best thing
that ever happened to me

and I love her to bits.

Have you got a boyfriend now?

Erm...

No...

Not really.

I went out with a lad from work
who had a dicky liver.

We used to kiss in t'sluice room.

SHE GIGGLES

He had lovely lips.

He said he were going to
adopt our Reah

and that we'd live together...

..when he got better.

And, er, they sent him home...

..and he died two months later.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

I don't know why
I'm telling you this,

I hardly know you.

I must be a bit pissed.

Where did you disappear to?!

I bumped into Lee
and we went outside for a smoke.

You could've told me!
I tried,

but your phone's going
to voicemail,

that's why I came looking for you.

There's a load of us going back to
their house

for an end-of-exams party.
Can he come?

Of course, the more the merrier.
No, it's all right, I've got to go.

Oh, come on, it'll be a right laugh!

I'm training at seven
in the morning. I'll ring you.

How are you going to do that, if you
don't have my number?

What is it?
077...

00... 900... 726.

You're never going to remember that!
I will.

Come on, are we going?
They're waiting outside. You won't.

You'd better ring me.

I will.

Ta-ra, then.

Ta-ra, Luke!

DOOR CLOSES

TV: 'But no-one has matched
the five winning numbers

'and the two Lucky Diamonds...'

HE SNORES

'..which means the jackpot
is yet to be won.

'So have your tickets ready.

'as we find out
what the numbers are tonight...'

PHONE RINGS

What the...? Mandy! Mandy!

It's all right, I'm here.

Who the bloody hell's ringing
at this time of night?!

I don't know, love,
it'll be our Becky

letting us know
she's on her way home.

Where is she?

I told you, she just popped out
for a drink with her friend.

You're late back.

I've been back ages, you were
sparko, I didn't want to wake you.

Right.

I'm off up.

Careful!

I'll be up in a minute.
I've put the blanket on.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

DOORBELL RINGS

KNOCKING ON DOOR

DOORBELL RINGS

We've won t'lottery.

What?

If you kept my numbers,
we've definitely won summat,

cos all five came up.

8 Lowman Street, 17 Melton End Lane,

19 Nunhead Road,
Flat 5 Peveril Lane,

and 29 Pleasance Drive.

Slow down.
All the places I've lived,

and them's the numbers that came up.
Did you keep my numbers?

I've not changed anything.
We've definitely won, then.

We won the lottery!
We won the bloody lottery!

THEY SCREAM

Check the numbers, go on!
Where's the ticket?

I don't know, Becky got it for me
cos I were running late at work.

Where is she?
Out. I'll ring her.

If it's 150,000 divided by six,

it's 25,000 each, and that's without
the Lucky Diamonds.

If we've got one,
it could be over a million.

What's all the noise?
Helen thinks we've won the lottery.

Euro Lottery, my numbers came up.

You're jokin'! How much?
At least thirty grand each.

It's usually more than that.
We might've won more,

we won't know till we check
the ticket.

She's not answering.

We'll have to find her.
Who, who?

Your Becky bought the ticket.
She went out to meet her friend,

she won't be long.
Where's she gone?

I think she said uni bar,
I wasn't listening.

Check her things!

Bags and coat.
Helen that's her bag.

Go through her bag there,
the front pockets maybe of her bag.

Book...
It's full of rubbish.

She's still not bloody answering.
Oh! Did you find it?

No. Rubbish! Come on, let's check
her room. Check her room!

Did she get changed to go out?

Yeah, it were an '80s night,
so she got dressed up.

What's she got
johnnies in her room for?

I told her to, that's why.

Yeah, well, you would, wouldn't you?

Do you want her
to get pregnant again?

I want her to keep her legs shut!
What kind of mother are you?

What's that?

Nothing.

I bet she'll have it on her,
it'll be in her purse.

We should drive to the university.

Good idea.
You can't drive.

Why not?
I've only had a few beers, ages ago.

What if you get stopped?
We can't wait here all night.

I'll drive.
What about our Reah?

You wait here. If she calls or turns
up, give us a phone. Come on.

DOG BARKS

HORN BLARES

Oh, my God!

Tosser!

By the time I've paid my mam back,
paid after-school fees,

my board money, loan, store cards,

and put credit on my phone,

I'm nearly 50 quid in debt
every month,

and it's only going to get worse.

Hog's Head are looking
for a new barmaid.

I can't.

The different shifts... and college.

Mam...

Mam, what you doing on the settee?

Go to bed.
I've been trying to ring you.

My battery's died.
What time is it?

Where've you been? Your dad and
Helen are out looking for you.

What for?

We think we've won something
on t'Euro Lottery.

What? How much?

Have you got the ticket?
Yeah.

Oh, God, that's fantastic!
Where is it?

Erm... Er...

I don't know, er, in my coat pocket
or in my work bag.

How did you find out?
Helen saw it on the telly.

We've been through all that.
Look in your little bag!

It's not here

Where's it gone?

Hey, wouldn't it be amazing
if we have won?

First thing I'd do
is buy a new pair of knees,

and then I'd give my kids
a couple of grand each.

Well, that'll be yours gone.
I'd be able to go dancing again!

And then if I'd got anything over,

I'd book a cruise
and take all the family.

I'd better stop thinking like this,
in case she don't find t'ticket.

It's bound to turn up somewhere.
They'll have records of it.

Everything's computerised
these days.

Oh, she's still shut.

Oh, heck!

What I don't get is,
how come they're Helen's numbers?

We were all there when she threw
a grand wobbler

and quit t'syndicate.

Isn't she open yet?

I've been down three times,
she's normally open by now.

I've been online and got
t'numbers.

Those are the five winners,
those are the two Lucky Diamonds,

and there's definitely a UK winner.

Mandy didn't change 'em
to Becky's numbers?

I don't think so.
Mind you, I don't know anything.

All I do is give her
my two quid every week.

Hiya! Do you know
what time the shop opens?

No. Sorry. Rose!

I'm in there.

She's new, works on Children's,
fit as a butcher's dog.

What happened to Caroline?
Ah, she dumped me.

Mind, if I've won the lottery,
she'll be begging me

to take her back and it'll give me
no greater pleasure

than telling her where
to shove her 32 DDs.

I think I'd better
get back up there.

I've left Archie sat on t'toilet
with a car magazine!

I can't stay long,
I'm already in Natalie's bad books -

I ballsed up the adoption interview.
Oh, heck!

I've got my meeting at half eleven.
Oh?

Do you still have to go to that?
Yeah.

More than seven years
on t'wagon now. Oh, here they are.

Looks like they're smiling!
Hiya.

Before you ask, we haven't got the
ticket. You're joking?!

Alan said it don't matter,

because Frieda'll have a record
of everything.

I'm here! Oh, I've got a queue.

I hope you haven't been
waiting long,

I had to go for my
blood pressure taking...

I can't find my lottery ticket,
Frieda,

did I leave it on t'counter?
Hiya, love,

have you got that Cher DVD for me?
Frieda!

No, I've looked all over...

Have you found a lottery ticket,
lovey?

It's important.
I haven't.

Oh, my God!

But do you remember selling our Beck
a Euro Lottery ticket last night?

Of course I do!
See!

She left her fast pass behind.

That'll have the numbers on it!
What a relief!

There you go, sweetheart.

Thanks, you're a life-saver, Frieda!

I definitely didn't leave my
lottery ticket, though?

Definitely. I gave it you in your
hand, don't you remember?

Here you are. Top line, look.

Friggin' hell fire!
What's the matter? Alan? What is it?

We've got both Lucky Diamonds!
No.. No...

We're bloody stinkin' rich!
We won the bloody lot!

SCREAMING AND CHEERING

That'll have sent
my blood pressure soaring!

How much?
We've won 72 million!

72 million!
We've won the lot!

CHEERING AND SHOUTING

£72 million! Look!

THEY SCREAM

Oh, my God!

£72 million!

SCREAMING, LAUGHTER

Oh, Becky!
Becky, love! What's the matter?

Get some water. She's only had
a couple of hours' sleep.

When did she last eat?
I don't know.

Becky, can you hear me, love? Becky!

Shall I call an ambulance?
What for? We're here.

Becky?
She's coming round.

It's all right, you just lie there.
You've fainted, that's all.

I'm sorry...

Everything just went
a bit weird and...

You're just tired
and a bit over-excited.

Give her a drink of water.
Thanks, love.

Just sip it, love.
Have you got a cereal bar?

I don't want anything,
I'm all right.

Are you sure you're all right, love?
Yeah, I'm fine.

Right, we'd better ring the lottery
people.

Do we know the number?
It's on t'back of the ticket.

We haven't got the ticket.

Well, you haven't won so much
as a fart then,

not till you've found it.

But we've got proof of
the numbers now.

Doesn't make any difference,
sweetheart,

them's the rules.
I don't make 'em up!

I have to put your ticket
in that machine over there

and it tells me if you've won
or not,

and that's all there is to it.

Did you sign the back?

No.

Right, well,
if you have won something,

whoever finds the ticket,
the money's theirs.

No! That can't be true.
But that's not fair!

I'm afraid them's the rules.

Right, well,
what we've got to do is...

find the bloody ticket!

It's millions and millions
of pounds. 72.

What can I do? I've looked
everywhere I can think of.

Where did you go
after you left the university?

I just went to an house party,
but I didn't even go in my bag.

I never even bought a drink
at the bar, cos this lad...

Oh, my God... Oh, my God!
What? What is it?

What?
Oh, my God.

What? I gave him my number,
on a bit of paper.

What's his name?

It were... I don't remember. Er...

ALL: Think!

I think it was Lee, or Liam,

or summat like that.
I think it began with an L.

What was he wearing?
What did he look like? Was he young?

I don't know...
Yeah. He had blue eyes.

It was an Eighties night,
but he wasn't dressed up,

he had a T-shirt on and...

Oh, that's right -
he said he was a rugby player.

That should be easy enough.
Who did he play for, Rhinos?

No, Bradford Bulls,

he said he'd just started
playing for the academy.

And you wrote your number
on the back of the lottery ticket?

I don't know. Maybe.

I could've done. I just wrote it
on the back of summat,

I thought it was a receipt,
but it was dark,

it might not have been.
You weren't wearing your glasses.

I'm not going to wear my glasses
on a night out, am I, Mam?

Anyway, if I charge my phone
and put some credit on it,

I can see if he's rung me.
ALL: Yeah.

Oh, my God!
Well, we'll do that, then.

Wait, you need your coat...

Wait for me!

MOBILE BEEPS

Your phone's been dinging
with messages.

Come on, Mam.
Come on!

I hope to God we have won,

cos if Archie's still sat
on t'toilet, I'm on a disciplinary.

You shouldn't worry. I'm late for my
meeting and I missed last week's.

My sponsor will be knocking
my door down.

There you go.
Ta.

What about him over there?
He looks official.

Hiya, I wonder if you could help me?
I'm looking for one of your players.

He's called Louis, or Lewis.

Lee. Lee. Have you got a player
with a name like that?

He said he was in the academy.
Now, then, what are YOU doing here?

Hiya, mate,
we're just looking for someone.

It could be Luke.

What about Luke?
Yeah.

There's a Luke Gale, 2012 transfer
from Harlequins.

Yeah, that's him!
How can we contact him?

Do you have a number or an address?

That's more than my job's worth.

I gave him my number last night.

He'll call you,
if he wants to talk to you.

I don't think you understand -
I need to talk to him.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Hang on, mate, she's not
trying to get off with him, Col,

she thinks she might have given him
something.

Like what?

Not like herpes or chlamydia.

Becky! Something really,
really important.

By mistake, and she needs it back.
Now. Yeah.

I'll tell you what,
I'll put a call out for him

and if he wants to see you,
he'll come through.

Thank you! Cheers.
What's your name? Becky.

If you tell him that he met me
last night in the uni bar.

He's a mate of mine. Oh.

You've
just got to play it really cool,

cos technically, if he's got
the ticket, he's the winner.

Yes, all right, Tom, I get it.
I'm not stupid.

What?!

MOBILE RINGING

Hiya, love...

Yeah, all right!

I haven't had chance yet...
Are you feeling better?

Yeah, I will when I get that ticket.

..I'll ring 'em.

I'm sorry.

I'm so...

We're trying to find a lad
with the ticket... He's here.

It's not him.

Oh, my God, it's not him!

Sorry, love, he says he's never
seen you before in his life.

Yeah, cos it's not him.

There must be somebody else!
That's the best I can do, love.

He definitely said
he played for t'Bulls.

Then you've definitely
been fed some bullshit.

Come on... Come on, sit down,
have a breather. We'll find him.

..Natalie?

See you later, Alan, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Let's have summat to eat, I think
your blood sugar's a bit low.

I might as well get them.

Looks like Natalie's gone to
her sister's to moan about me.

Can you get us a double espresso,
two sugars?

Did you check your phone, love?

That's new,
I don't know who that is.

That's Helen,
she rang you a couple of times.

I've got a voicemail.

When we do find the ticket,
what are we going to do about Helen?

What about her?

I don't think
she should get anything. Me neither.

But that's awful.

Why? It was her choice to leave

and then she dumped
all t'responsibility on you.

Who is it?
It's just me mam again.

Sorry. How can she think she's going
to get some of the money?

When she hasn't paid a penny piece
for the last four-and-a-half months.

And just because
we didn't change the numbers,

it doesn't mean she's entitled
to a monkey's left bollock!

Who picked the Lucky Diamonds?
Me.

Well, there you go.

It were our Becky and Reah's
birthdays, 4th and 11th.

I used the same numbers
for all t'five of 'em.

Becky! Do you want a flapjack?

No. I don't want anything,
just some crisps...

Oh, my God,
it's him from last night!

Where's she going?
She says it's him.

Hiya.

Oh, hiya.
How much is that?

7.50, please.
You didn't ring me.

Yeah. I've been a bit busy.

..Milk and sugar are at the end.

This is...

Luke. Luke, that's it!
I knew it were Luke.

Nice to meet you, mate!

I got you a tea and a flapjack.

I'll let you two have a chat.

Is that your boyfriend?

What? No!

I told you I don't have a boyfriend.
That's Tom.

The tubby one's Alan,

the blonde one is Rose,
and the other one's me mam.

We all work together
at St Anthony's.

Right.

Can we talk?

Well, it's a bit difficult,
cos I'm supposed to be working.

Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.

It's just...
I really thought you'd ring me,

and... I wrote my number on
a bit of paper.

Yeah. I remember.

And you seem like a really nice guy.

I were going to ring you,

but I knew your battery had died
and...

I lost your number.

You lost my number?

Are you joking?

I'm sorry.
You've lost my number?!

But it's definitely gone?

Yeah.

You're lying.

I'm not.

It's really, really important
that you tell me the truth.

I mean, you lied
about being a rugby player,

so you could be
lying about this...

All right, all right, I've got it.

Yeah. There you go.

I love you.

CHEERING

She'd only gone
and written her number

on the back of the lottery ticket.

I mean, if the lad had have opened
up the piece of paper

and seen what were on it,
he'd have been worth a fortune.

She's here, Mam!

Congratulations, love.

Thanks. Glad your op went well,
you're looking a much better colour.

I'd better go.

Well, thanks for everything.

I don't suppose
I'll be seeing you again now.

Why, where are you going?
Not me, you.

You're not going to be working here,
now you're a multi-millionaire?

Oh! Stop it!

What else am I going to do?

Mope around at home,

with Happy Harry ranting at me day
and night? I don't think so.

Anyway, I love my job.

Well, it couldn't have happened
to a nicer person.

Aww, what a lovely thing to say.

I keep thinking, "Why me?"

Why not you?

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

You have a rest.
I'll see you later.

I keep thinking I'm going to wake up
and it's all been a dream.

Yeah, me too!
Yeah.

I was like that at first,
it takes a bit to sink in.

Cos your brain's all over the place.

But you've definitely won,
cos your numbers match up. Yes!

So, how much did you win, then?

£18,144,732 -
between five of us.

Sorry I'm late,
I wanted to see a patient

who'd been down
for an operation.

You must be Mandy.
For me sins.

I'm Denise.
There's your passport back, Mandy.

I'm sure I remember reading about
your syndicate in the paper.

Didn't you work in a supermarket?

Right Buy U, in Leeds.
That's it.

So how come you're doing this?

Well, I went to this do that
Mercury Millions have every year

for past winners, you'll all
be invited to the next one.

Anyway, I got talking to someone
high up

and he said he thought I'd be great
at telling other winners

what to expect.
Yeah, cos you've been through it.

Exactly.

So, then, the week after the party,
I got a letter asking me

if I wanted to be an advisor.

I nearly fell over!

Anyway, the main thing that we
should all be discussing today

is whether or not
you want to go public.

Yeah. Definitely.
Definitely.

Why wouldn't we? We've got nothing
to hide, so why not?

Well, as long as you're all sure,
because sometimes,

it can backfire a bit,
like it did on my friend last year.

The ex-wives will come crawling out
of the woodwork,

but I'll just tell 'em where
to shove it!

Yeah, all 24 of them!

Thanks for letting me know
you'd found the ticket (!)

Been going through the bins
at the university for three hours.

I left a message on your
answerphone ages ago.

And why didn't someone let me know
we were all meeting up?

I'm sorry...

I must've got mixed up.

I didn't realise
there was a sixth member.

There isn't.
She's not in the syndicate.

She left.
There's only five of us.

They were my numbers that won,
and I've paid into this syndicate

for nearly five years,
haven't I, Mandy?

Yes, but you did say that
you didn't...

It don't matter what I said,
I paid in all them years

and they were my numbers.

Yeah, but they were my mam's
Lucky Diamond numbers

and that's what wins the big money!

Oh, my giddy aunt!

This didn't come up in my training.

Right...

I'm going to ring my supervisor

and find out what
I'm supposed to do now.

CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS

Here we go!

So we don't mention Helen,
unless they bring it up, right?

That's right, they may have got wind
of it or not, we don't really know,

but as far as you're concerned,

you always thought there were only
ever five members in the syndicate.

That's the truth.
And we stick to that.

There was always five of us
in the syndicate.

Then when Helen quit,
there was a spare place,

so Becky asked if she could take it.

That's all you have to say.
And remember, I'm here,

so I can always jump in
and move things on.

It shouldn't take long.

They just want a couple of comments
from each of you

and some photographs,

and it should all be
over and done with in half an hour.

Right, has everybody got
some champagne?

Alan, you need a little top-up.

So, Mandy and Becky,
as you are the official winner

and the organiser of the syndicate,

would you mind holding the cheque
with one hand

and raising your glasses
with the other?

That's fine. Yeah!
Great. OK.

Right...

Well, we'd better get a move on,
cos Look North'll be starting soon.

OK, is everybody ready?

Yeah! I think you'll find
champagne is banned on the wards,

we have a strict no-alcohol policy.

It's just for the press call.
We're a health organisation,

so if I could take
your glasses,

and you can pour the rest of that
bottle down the sink,

before Matron sees it...
Thank you.

Who the hell do you think you are?!
The only sober, fully-trained nurse

fit to look after the sick
patients on this ward, that's who!

And shame on you, Alan Walters,
swigging back champagne

when you're an alcoholic.

All those people who put in time
and effort on your behalf.

It's none of your business
what I do, you interfering cow!

Alan!

Alan, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
It's all right.

I'm fine.

I tell you what, if I can't cope
with a glass of champagne,

then God help us!

You stupid man!

Right, we've got permission for
half an hour,

please be careful with
your equipment,

because they've just had the ward
done up!

Excuse me. Sorry, sorry.
Excuse me.

This way, Alan.

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Is it true you lost the ticket?

Yeah, that was my fault.
What's your name, love?

Rebecca Atkinson,
but people call me Becky.

How come you lost your ticket,
Becky?

I wrote my mobile number on
the back of it

and gave it to this lad,
but I didn't realise that...

OK. We're going live in five.
Everybody ready?

Shh! We're going to be on telly.

'And now we go over live to
St Anthony's in Bradford,

'where Christa is talking to this
week's lucky Euro Lottery winners.

'You must've really freaked out,
Becky, when you realised

'you'd given the ticket to
a complete stranger,

'a boy you'd only just met!'

'Yeah, cos if he'd signed his name
on the back,

'he'd have been
£72 million better off.

'Do you think he knew that?

'Erm, no, but I wasn't
going to tell him.

'It's a good job
he kept her number!

'She didn't know
she was giving him the ticket,

'it was in a club and dark.
'I'm sorry, what's your name?'

Mandy Atkinson, I'm her mum.

It's Nana!

Oh, lovely, two in the same family!

And what are you going to spend all
your lottery winnings on, Mandy?

I haven't really thought about it.
Come on! A Jag!

An holiday in the Caribbean!
Say something, you stupid woman!

Erm...

I might buy myself
a little house somewhere.

DENISE: Can we move on, please?

OK. So who picked the numbers?

My mam picked the numbers.

Me. They were my numbers that won.

I'm sorry, what's your name?

Helen Dolan,
the sixth member of the syndicate.

She's not.

The information I was given was that
there's only five in the syndicate.

There IS only five of us.

MOBILE RINGS
Sorry.

Mercury Euro Lottery have considered
Helen Dolan's claim,

but as she officially
left the syndicate

four-and-a-half months ago,
unfortunately, she does not qualify.

Mandy! Mandy!

If it's your syndicate,
surely it's up to you to decide?

It's not just up to me,
though, is it?

All I do is buy the ticket
and collect the money.

Our advisor
has told us the rules,

but we might all chip in
and give her something.

'If you're in the syndicate,
you pay your money...'

TV STOPS

Rose, what are you going to buy
with all that money?

I think I am going to buy
a house as well.

Erm... But first off,
I'm going to get my knees done.

Anything else?

I might take all my family
on a cruise.

Cos I've always fancied doing that.

Tom, what's the first thing
you're going to buy?

I don't know.
A Maserati or a Bentley.

I think everything about your lives
is going to change.

Hey! Well, that went all right,
didn't it?

I don't know.
I think I said too much.

You didn't.
What are you worried about?

Do you think if I speak to Denise,
they'll cut some bits out?

It were on Look North, you daft bat.
It were live.

Some friend you are!

It wasn't my decision, Helen.
I have to go with...

Don't feel bad.

I do.

I can't help it.

Right, I'm going,
before I end up working.

Hey... I wonder what 14 million
actually looks like!

I don't know!

Hey, you'd better hide.

Thanks for making a fool of me.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

I didn't tell 'em you worked
at the stadium.

Nobody knows who you are.

I do. I know who I am!

And just for the record, I wouldn't
have cashed your lottery ticket.

Yeah, you say that now.

I know your type.
You think money's everything.

I don't, I'll give you some
when it comes through.

I don't want your money!

Well, what are you so
pissed off about, then?

I really liked you.

I thought you were a nice person.

I liked you too!

Take no notice of him.

I don't understand
how I made a fool of him.

I'm home!

I saw you on the telly, Nanna!

You go and see if you can find
Nana's slippers for me.

So you're going to buy yourself
a little house, are you?

No, I just said that...

Well, I'll tell you summat...

You're not going to leave me,
cos if you do,

I'll find you
and I'll friggin' kill you!

I don't know what you're getting so
worked up about, I'm going nowhere.

Do you want a beer?

You go in t'room,
I'll bring it in to you.

I can't find them!

What you doing, Nanna?
Nothing.

Do you know what?
I think I left them in the bathroom.

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