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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:15,771 This means war. 4 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,759 Oh, my baby. 5 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,196 Fucking college. 6 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,329 Okay, so, I checked 7 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,287 the weather in Portland and it's 85 degrees, 8 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,462 so you will need your sunscreen. 9 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,898 Yeah, I know, Mom. It's in my backpack. 10 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,683 You got all your other toiletries? 11 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:44,164 Yes, in my bag that you packed. 12 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,513 - While I watched, remember? 13 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,689 You were crying the whole time. 14 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,169 Yeah, what a mess. 15 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,909 It's not like he's going off to war. It's just Oregon. 16 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,259 I know, I know, 17 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,999 but it's such an amazing time in your life, 18 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,871 you can literally become anyone you wanna be. 19 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,525 - Mom? - You could change the world. 20 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,743 - Mom? - You could colonize Mars. 21 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,049 - I mean... - Mom, 22 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,093 you're spiraling. 23 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,274 - Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute. No problem. 24 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,406 And remember... 25 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,842 - Lakers for life. - Lakers for life, I know. 26 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,235 Come back a Blazers fan, I'm not gonna let you 27 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,323 - back in the house. - Yeah, I know, Dad. 28 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,498 - Stop. - I'm serious. 29 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,152 Stop eating the trail mix. 30 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,067 It's for Nicky. It's a long trip. 31 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,243 Um, I guess this is it. 32 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,592 I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional. 33 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,380 Mom, Dad. 34 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,251 - Okay. - I love you. I love you. 35 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,166 - I love you. I love you. 36 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,516 Okay, see you later. Call me when you get there. 37 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,171 Yo, let's... fuckin' go. 38 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,216 Freedom! 39 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,740 Let's do this. 40 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,612 There goes our baby. 41 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:42,700 - Ah! 42 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,919 I love you! 43 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,923 Every woman dreams of full brows 44 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,491 and long luscious eyelashes. 45 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:53,276 And thanks to Profizal's hair-generating technology, 46 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,191 I believe we have a real opportunity 47 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,106 to market this to chemo patients. 48 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,632 It's too sad. 49 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,634 I mean, anybody here wanna be sad? 50 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:05,288 No. Nobody wants to be sad. 51 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,029 Where's the ad that says 52 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:10,641 Profizal puts hair on men's heads? 53 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,164 That's who we should be marketing to. 54 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,906 Insecure men 55 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,473 with lots of cash. 56 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,823 No, actually, Dad, ICO labs said Profizal 57 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,434 - doesn't work on scalps. - It doesn't? 58 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,957 - No. Oh, shit. 59 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,002 We gotta get you on another project, dammit. 60 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,962 Oh, what about Restylane? 61 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,312 The anti-ageing filler? 62 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,054 Yes, the new Galderma product 63 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,229 for older women. 64 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,752 Because, you know, you're a... 65 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,712 ...you're... you're an expert, really. 66 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,367 I mean, you're of a certain age bracket. 67 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,107 - I'm 40. - Whoa! I did not ask her age. 68 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,195 Everybody saw that, right? 69 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,284 Would never do that. 70 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,676 Look, I really think 71 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,199 this would be a perfect fit for you. 72 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:48,853 Okay. 73 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,160 Randy, what do you got? 74 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,514 Erectile dysfunction, Hank, 75 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,300 is a thing of the past 76 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:01,823 with Thoracinil. 77 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,306 Hey. So, Thoracinil is banned in the EU, 78 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,916 so we can't use Mykonos 79 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,135 but he's on a jet-ski. I love those. 80 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,572 - I love jet-skis. 81 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:17,317 - Hello? 82 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,666 Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner 83 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,058 Balbano is my maiden name. 84 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:23,192 You never give up the name Balbano. 85 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,454 Sorry? Who is this? 86 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,499 I am Bianca 87 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,806 and I have terrible news. 88 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,808 Giuseppe Balbano is dead. 89 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,637 - Oh, my father's father. 90 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,118 God, I didn't even know he was alive. 91 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,293 Can you hold on a sec? 92 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,425 Paul! 93 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,036 My husband's in a band. 94 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,560 I'm sorry to hear that. 95 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,432 Your grandfather is dead. 96 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,390 You need to settle his affairs. 97 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,827 His affairs? But, I mean, 98 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,263 I don't even know him. 99 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,004 You're named specifically in his will. 100 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,833 We'll fly you to Italy. 101 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,400 You'll leave tomorrow night. 102 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,837 Wait. What, did you say Italy? 103 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,318 Like, as in Italy Italy? 104 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,537 Yes, Italy. 105 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:04,886 Oh, that sounds... 106 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,803 No, I... No, I can't just get on a plane 107 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,631 and head on over to my dream place. 108 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,720 Everything is crazy at work right now 109 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,722 and my husband needs me, you know? 110 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,550 - And I just can't see that I can get away... 111 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,203 Quiet, listen to my lyric here. 112 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:22,164 ♪ I'm no longer Ear-ear-earth...♪ 113 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,339 I gotta go. 114 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,819 ♪ ...Bound 115 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,172 What time is it? 116 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,394 Kristin... 117 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,006 - Before you start... - Hey 118 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,617 - Hey. - Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist. 119 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,445 Uh... 120 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,664 We met before. 121 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:44,752 - Really? Yeah. 122 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,101 At Domenick's school, 123 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,450 I'm the guidance counsellor. 124 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:51,193 - Oh, my God. I... It's just that, 125 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,499 I wouldn't have done this if you had 126 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,935 more faith in your husband. 127 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,415 He's a great songwriter. 128 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,068 I know. 129 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,853 Tracy, it's time for you to go. 130 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:02,900 What? 131 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,516 - Listen. - Yes, listening. 132 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,518 - I support your right to be angry. Thank you so much. 133 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,998 - That's really kind. - Yeah, maybe call me, 134 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,435 we can talk this through. 135 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,784 - Really? You would do that? - What d'you say? 136 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:17,872 Yeah. Sure, I mean... 137 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,003 Bye. - Bye. 138 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,008 Kris, I am so sorry. 139 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,359 This is really hard for me to admit but, 140 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,406 I have this illness. 141 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:33,844 All I wanna do is have sex. 142 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,065 I mean, I wanna have sex, too. 143 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,719 We haven't had sex in, like, 144 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,285 - three years. - Yeah, I know, 145 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:41,983 but I mean, with a new person. 146 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,593 Oh! 147 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,030 Yeah, it's not personal, it's... 148 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,249 - Hey, 149 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:48,903 I left my phone. 150 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:50,687 My phone. 151 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,779 - This one? - Yeah, thank you. 152 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,131 It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving, 153 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:01,306 it's just a big adjustment. 154 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,395 Don't defend that douche stain. 155 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,615 He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks. 156 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,269 Stranger grabs your purse. 157 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,706 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 158 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,534 Stranger grabs your boob. 159 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:15,233 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 160 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,193 - What? Oh, my God! - Is that him? 161 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,151 - Is that him? Give me the phone. - No, it's Italy calling again. 162 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,153 They want me to fly to Rome 163 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,242 tomorrow night to settle his affairs. 164 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:27,071 I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go. 165 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,464 Kristin, 166 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,684 what do you masturbate to? 167 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:33,164 Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, 168 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,731 Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy. 169 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,037 There was this one episode 170 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,691 where he went to this burrata factory, 171 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:38,996 and it was all creamy 172 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,955 and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. 173 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,044 - It was so... - Stop. You've masturbated 174 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,741 this fantasy into existence. 175 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,221 You have to go. 176 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,615 Stranger puts a gun in your face. 177 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,575 Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign. 178 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,098 Well, make it a business trip. 179 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,579 ICO has suppliers all over the globe. 180 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,103 How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland 181 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,583 - last year, huh? - I don't know. 182 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,803 To settle their lawsuits. 183 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,413 Well, shouldn't I stay here 184 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,762 and work on my marriage? 185 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,329 You should work on getting your pussy pounded. 186 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,331 Oh, my God. - Stranger says you're prettier 187 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,028 when you smile. 188 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,901 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 189 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,120 Stop thinking about everybody else. 190 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,426 Start thinking about you. 191 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,299 Fine, then think about your grandfather's 192 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,387 last dying wish. 193 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,650 Oh, my God maybe I should go. 194 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,477 - Did you see what I did there? - No. 195 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,262 I just got you to go to Italy by putting 196 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,655 - someone else's feelings ahead of your own. - All right, all right, 197 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,526 I deserve this. I deserve this. 198 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,528 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own 199 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,965 Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love. 200 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,576 Fuck. 201 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,795 What? 202 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:39,970 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 203 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:44,584 Say it. 204 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,588 What, Eat, Pray... Fuck? 205 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,938 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 206 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,941 Jesus. 207 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,031 Eat, Pray... 208 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,686 - Fuck. - Say it again. 209 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,341 Eat, Pray... 210 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,778 - Fuck! - Louder. 211 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,868 - From the vagina! Eat, Pray, Fuck. 212 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,087 Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck. 213 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:14,048 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 214 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,953 Hey, Nicky. It's Mom. 215 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,128 I just wanna let you know 216 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,869 I landed safe, in Italy. 217 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,916 I even bought myself a journal at the airport. 218 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,308 I've always wanted a journal. 219 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,616 Um, anyway... Shit. 220 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,487 Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway... 221 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,619 Oh... Whoa! 222 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,461 I said you can stand up, 223 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,158 - if you like. - Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you. 224 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,769 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 225 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,771 Um, I'm, um... 226 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,730 Oh, my God, what is 227 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,863 my name? Sorry. Kristin. Hi. 228 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,256 - Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. - Yes. Hello, Lorenzo. 229 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,432 - Lorenzo! Scusa! 230 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,564 Sorry. Uh... - It's okay. 231 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,174 - This is my Aunt Esmeralda. - Oh. 232 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,002 She just got back from holiday in Greece. 233 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,090 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. 234 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,831 And she wants to get home. 235 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,529 Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting. 236 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,531 Yeah. I mean, I was born here, 237 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,142 but I haven't been back 238 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,666 since I was a... a baby. 239 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,018 What did she say? 240 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,368 She wants me to ask for your number. 241 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,979 But don't worry, I don't want to assume. 242 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,676 - Well... So... 243 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,026 Ciao. 244 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,767 Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean, 245 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,465 if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?" 246 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,252 Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce 247 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,557 with asking for phone numbers. 248 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,603 - What is veloce? - Oh, yeah. Quick. 249 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,691 If... if you knew that, 250 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,910 it would have been funnier. 251 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,695 No, it's very funny, I get it. 252 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,958 I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I... 253 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,613 I like your veloce-ness. 254 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,748 My God! 255 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,793 - What was that? I am so sorry. 256 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,839 It's okay. So, are you here on 257 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,449 business or pleasure? 258 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,755 Um, well... 259 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,890 pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and... 260 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,326 Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not... 261 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,111 that part's sad, but, um... 262 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,155 So maybe... 263 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,549 half pleasure. 264 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,770 I have to run. 265 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,728 Yes, sure. Um... 266 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,469 Well, I'll... I'll call you. 267 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,123 What... 268 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,342 just happened? 269 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,954 - Oh, my God. - Kristin Balbano. 270 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,216 Yes. 271 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,783 Bianca sent us to take you to the funeral. 272 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,262 - Oh, hi. I... - I'm Aldo. 273 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,090 Okay. Nice to meet you, Aldo. Yes. 274 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,440 - I'm Dante. - Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you. 275 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,573 - Your driver. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 276 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,793 I... It's very... So kind. 277 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,584 Hey, you guys. I am gonna change now, okay? 278 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,891 So don't turn around or... 279 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,414 The Colosseum. - Can you at least, 280 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,068 please, just, like, go slow? 281 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,766 The Vatican. The Vaticano? 282 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,724 Did I miss it? I missed it, right? 283 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,597 - Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick? Fontana Acqua Paola. 284 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,425 I dropped my lipstick. Il Fontanone. 285 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,861 Oh, what? Where is it? 286 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,255 - Can we go back? - We have to go to the funeral. 287 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,150 Oh, thank you. 288 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,413 Whew, thank you so much. 289 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,980 Oh, my God. 290 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,243 There he is. 291 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,332 Hi. 292 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,334 We have the same eyes. We have the same eyes. 293 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,554 That's... 294 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,643 Buongiorno. 295 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,879 Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um... 296 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,228 Are you Bianca? 297 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,274 Sit. 298 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,933 This is Fabrizio, 299 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,240 your grandfather's great nephew. 300 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,546 Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 301 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026 So, that must make us, like, 302 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,723 second cousins, right? 303 00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,942 I'm sorry for your loss. 304 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,512 Is he mad at me? 305 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,919 Amen. 306 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,886 Uh... 307 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,322 what did my grandfather do? 308 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,108 He was a winemaker. 309 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,718 He made wine? 310 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,937 I wanna make wine. 311 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,416 Oh, my God, it must be in the genes. 312 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,940 I mean, you can't argue genes, right? 313 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,975 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 314 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,373 Veloce means quick. 315 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,245 Quick, quick, quick! He needs help! 316 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,576 Hmm. 317 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626 . 318 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,065 Say hello to my little friend, Nico. 319 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,952 What the fuck is going on? 320 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,084 So... 321 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,478 Aldo and Dante are my drivers, 322 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,133 but who are you, really? 323 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,483 - Soldati. - For the Army or... 324 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,888 Scusi. Hi, hi. 325 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,847 Uh, I'm still in the dark here. 326 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,156 No, no, it's a figure of speech. 327 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,593 Can someone please just tell me what's going on? 328 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,378 Your grandfather, Don Giuseppe Balbano, 329 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,381 may he rest in peace, 330 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,775 was murdered 331 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,126 - by the Romanos. 332 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215 We invited them for a meeting, 333 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,000 but things went wrong. 334 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,786 Our Don and their Don got killed. 335 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,009 They disrespected the funeral! 336 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,968 They shot at the coffin! 337 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,559 Don Carlo. 338 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,014 To calm you down. - Okay, thank you, thank you. 339 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,059 Grazie. 340 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,107 The wine's bad. The wine's gone bad. That's... 341 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,806 The wine is bad. It's a front. 342 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,590 Oh, God. Is that why he got murdered? 343 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,897 No, that's crazy. I mean, is it? 344 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,638 Your grandfather 345 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,205 was not just a winemaker. 346 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,555 No? 347 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,389 Ciao, Kristin Balbano. 348 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,654 I'm your grandfather, Giuseppe Balbano. 349 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,917 If you are watching this... 350 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,833 I'm dead. 351 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,966 I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up, 352 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,099 but I am even more sorry 353 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,318 that you grew up 354 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,624 without a father. 355 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,931 My father died in a construction accident. 356 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,151 Your father did not die 357 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,023 in a construction accident. 358 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,504 Your father was killed 359 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,375 by a member of the... 360 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:15,551 Romano family. 361 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,295 After this incident, 362 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,428 your mother took you back to America 363 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,996 in search of a safer place. 364 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,088 Hey. 365 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,399 I told her that the safest place 366 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,618 would be with us, 367 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,228 but I respected 368 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,316 her wishes. 369 00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:43,753 You do not cross a mother. 370 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,545 - It's you. - Oh. 371 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,246 I remember when you were born, 372 00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,900 picciridda mia. 373 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,163 I held you in my arms... 374 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,342 and I thought, "One day 375 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,867 "she will be a brave, confident woman 376 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,739 "who will make me proud." 377 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,437 Saying goodbye to you, 378 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,352 my only grandchild, 379 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,788 was the hardest thing 380 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,616 I ever had to do. 381 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,448 And so, 382 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,059 my dying wish 383 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,757 is that you, 384 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,367 my direct bloodline, 385 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,674 take over 386 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,458 and be the new boss 387 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,330 of the Balbano family. 388 00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,725 My trusted general, Bianca... 389 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,294 ...will be by your side to help you. 390 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,690 Kristin, 391 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,301 I know you will respect my wishes 392 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:58,741 as I respected your mother's. 393 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,009 Oh, this isn't... 394 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,798 I think, uh, no. 395 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,669 I think there's been a bit of a mistake 396 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,411 because there is no way that I... 397 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:17,934 Me? 398 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,598 Thanks, everyone. 399 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513 This has been very informative, 400 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,211 but I have a Colosseum tour at 5 p.m., 401 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,866 - so I gotta go get a cab. - No, you can't leave. 402 00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,607 If the boss says you are the boss, 403 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,827 - you are the boss now, comprende? - Yeah, yeah but 404 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,611 you know what? I am not a boss, 405 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,222 like, not in any way, shape or form, 406 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,964 so, you know, especially not in a Mafia kind of way. 407 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,707 I should be the boss! 408 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,579 Yes, yes. Good idea. He should be the boss. 409 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,885 I mean, who am I to steal anyone's boss thunder? 410 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,887 Besides, I've got a lot of shit going on at home, 411 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,062 my son just went to college 412 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,630 and my husband just cheated on me, so... 413 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,502 You want we should take care of him? Hmm? 414 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,113 Mmm? - No! 415 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,768 No. 416 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,944 No, God, no, no. I just need a vacation, 417 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,120 I just really want my Eat, Pray, Fuck! 418 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,513 Eat, Pray, Fuck? 419 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,210 Yeah, it's a play on words, 420 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,864 you know, the book, Eat, Pray, Love? 421 00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:20,257 Yeah, it's a very uplifting 422 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,955 and moving memoir by... 423 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,523 Elizabeth Gilbert. 424 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:28,439 Yes! Yes, see, he knows. 425 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,442 Yeah, I wanna make wine, and I wanna eat pasta, 426 00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,619 and be romanced, and... 427 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,795 But you came for a funeral. 428 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,885 Yeah. I mean, you know, 429 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,451 - after the funeral. 430 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,585 Hello? 431 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,674 Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this. How are you? 432 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,285 - Give me this. - Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no! 433 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,852 Oh, my God. I just paid that off! 434 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,288 I won't get another upgrade for a year 435 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,334 and how is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? 436 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,640 How will I ever have sex? 437 00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,689 You cannot be speaking to random strangers. 438 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,299 It's too dangerous. 439 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,866 He's not a stranger, 440 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:06,129 he's gorgeous. 441 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:13,223 Okay. 442 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:14,834 You know what? 443 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,358 I'm done. 444 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,447 - Bye. 445 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,626 Kristin! 446 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,021 Kristin! 447 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,327 You can't run away from your destiny. 448 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,764 Oh, yeah? Watch me. 449 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:36,725 Which way is it? 450 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,553 It's that way! 451 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,599 But I must warn you, 452 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,470 once you walk out those gates, 453 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,951 you will no longer be under our protection. 454 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,041 Also, you have no phone. 455 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,014 You said you wanted to learn 456 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,973 how to make wine, yes? 457 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,979 We have machines to crush grapes now, 458 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,458 but this is the classic way. 459 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,330 This does feel kinda nice, huh? 460 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,419 You must stomp on the grapes 461 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,856 - to release their juices. - Yes. 462 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,033 And you must also take over 463 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,948 as the Balbano family boss. 464 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,428 This is insane. 465 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,734 Where would I even begin? 466 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,953 Shh. Come here. 467 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,086 Are we actually the Mafia? 468 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,699 Your grandfather preferred to call it 469 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,571 the "invisible family." 470 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,660 - Oh, that's spooky. 471 00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:45,838 Invisible but strong, 472 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,057 and we can't appear weakened. 473 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,755 So, you must go to a meeting 474 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,278 with our enemies, 475 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:52,671 the Romanos. 476 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,412 What, the... the people who shot at us earlier? 477 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,632 Oh! I mean, can't Fabrizio go? 478 00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,329 It seems like he would love this stuff. 479 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:02,028 It can't be Fabrizio. 480 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,726 He started the shootout. 481 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,554 He's a hot-head 482 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,338 - with a horrible temper. - Hmm. 483 00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:10,036 Just like Sonny. 484 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,212 Who's Sonny? 485 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,735 From The Godfather. 486 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,129 Oh, right. Yeah. I never saw The Godfather. 487 00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:23,919 Oh, my God. 488 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,095 Okay, look, it's really hard to find three and a half hours. 489 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,575 All you need to do 490 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,708 is offer their new Don 491 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,535 a part of the east. 492 00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,756 - Something your grandfather was too stubborn to part with. 493 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,803 Please, we need someone 494 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,674 who's level-headed, 495 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,763 empathetic 496 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,939 - and unassuming. - Did you just call me pathetic? 497 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,989 We need you. 498 00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:52,382 No, I will never be ready. No. No. 499 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:55,385 Also, we will give you a new phone... 500 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,604 Oh. Oh, oh. 501 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,650 ...so you can go Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo 502 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,957 once we finish the background check. 503 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,176 - Background check? Yeah. 504 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,526 Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33. 505 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:06,875 Oh, my God, he's quite young. 506 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,703 - Men do it all the time. - That's true. 507 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,618 He's born in Milano. - Which we don't like. 508 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,054 Yeah, but it's okay, Dante. 509 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,535 - Yeah, Dante. - And he's recently divorced. 510 00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:18,104 Jackpot! Oh, my God! 511 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,935 - Oh, my God, that's really good news. - This is your new phone. 512 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,719 Yee! 513 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,155 - It's untraceable. - Okay. 514 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:30,377 You meet with Don Romano tonight 515 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:33,162 and then you can do what you want with Lorenzo. 516 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,948 Deal? 517 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,427 Oh... 518 00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:39,865 Uh... 519 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,170 - Yes, deal. Deal. 520 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:48,308 Presenting the new Donna Balbano. 521 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:55,663 You look like 522 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,666 a librarian from a library, 523 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,450 not a porno. 524 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,324 Darling, come with me. 525 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,479 Again, 526 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:34,223 presenting la bellissima Donna Balbano. 527 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,448 Oh, my God, Valentino. 528 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,841 Hello. 529 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,060 - Yes. - Turn around, turn, turn. 530 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,801 Hey. 531 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,064 - And that's what you wear 532 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:50,457 to meet a mob boss. 533 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,337 - You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right? - Yes. 534 00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:02,599 - Of course. - Okay, don't leave me. 535 00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:03,905 Don't worry, Kristin. 536 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:04,906 Okay. 537 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,432 I'm Giannina. I'll be your server tonight. 538 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,478 - Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina. - Thank you. 539 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,619 This is for your bag. 540 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,839 Oh, it's so cute. Little monkey. 541 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,885 All right. 542 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,538 Thank you. 543 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:46,730 You're not Fabrizio. 544 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,127 And you are not what I was expecting. 545 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,607 I was told I would be meeting 546 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,609 with the new Balbano family boss. 547 00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,219 Yeah, that's me. 548 00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,394 Kristin. The new boss. 549 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:13,627 Ah. 550 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,413 I apologize for my rudeness. 551 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,458 Oh, no, not at all. 552 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,025 But, you know... 553 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,421 it was... it was a bit of a shock 554 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:26,814 to see a beautiful woman. 555 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,210 Stop. 556 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,690 Oh, I'm sorry. I am Carlo Romano, 557 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,040 the new boss. 558 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,564 Oh, well, there you go. We're both new bosses, 559 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,218 we have so much in common. 560 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,349 Look at that. 561 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:44,179 So, what were you thinking? 562 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,789 I was hoping to try gnocchi. 563 00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,704 I love gnocchi 564 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,402 and I promised myself if I ever came to Italy, 565 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,273 I would eat as much gnocchi as I could. 566 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,101 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 567 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,103 - I meant the territories. - Hmm? 568 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:58,977 Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I... 569 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,282 Okay, Google, 570 00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,892 open notes. Um, 571 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,765 so you can take the north and... 572 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:08,812 part of the east extending to... Form-i-a? 573 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,163 Formia. 574 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,774 Formia. 575 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:14,905 Yes. 576 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,907 That's it. 577 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:26,874 Thank you, Giannina. 578 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,050 She's sweet. 579 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,270 I ordered every gnocchi on the menu. 580 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,228 Oh, my God, someone's a good listener. 581 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,664 Prego. 582 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,885 Oh... Well... 583 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,063 Try. 584 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,934 You... You want me to try it first? 585 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,153 Yeah. 586 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,112 Well, no pressure. Okay. 587 00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:54,945 That is delicious. 588 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,687 This is the best wine I have ever had in my life. 589 00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:58,949 Salute. 590 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,300 Salute. 591 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,092 Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo. 592 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:14,400 They're two chocolate biscuits held together... 593 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,403 with cream? 594 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:21,146 The cream... The cream is my favorite part. 595 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,064 Uh, listen... 596 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,763 um, about your offer. 597 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:34,985 Are you sure we have to stop at Formia? Hmm? 598 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,249 Hmm, well, that's what it says in my notes. 599 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,121 Of course. 600 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,388 In your notes. 601 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,653 Do you like limoncello? 602 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,091 Oh, I'm more of a cherry jello person. 603 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,137 Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello. 604 00:34:56,137 --> 00:35:00,924 It is, um, it is a dessert liquor. 605 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,927 Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it. 606 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:07,670 We'll have it in my hotel room. Upstairs. 607 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,759 - Hmm? 608 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,250 All clear, boss. 609 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:26,167 Okay. Well, um, you guys can wait outside 610 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,778 while we finish our business. 611 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,912 We don't think this is a good idea. 612 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,828 Would you say that to a male mob boss? No. 613 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:39,441 Please! It's been three long years. Come on. 614 00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:45,969 Thank you. Yes! 615 00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,756 Ciao. 616 00:35:57,677 --> 00:36:00,419 Oh, come on. Oh, my God. 617 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,776 Oh, you know what? I don't think I can hold on. 618 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,256 I've just gotta pee real quick. 619 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,561 - I know. I'm sorry. 620 00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:14,215 I'll make it real quick. Come on. Ah! 621 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,695 All right. 622 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,178 Okay. 623 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,418 Right. 624 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,463 So much better. 625 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,248 There she is. 626 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,609 - Oh. 627 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:46,438 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 628 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,701 Oh, so sorry, I must take this. 629 00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,399 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. 630 00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:52,922 - Wait. - I will. 631 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,470 Let's try this again. 632 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:20,428 Oh, okay. 633 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,741 Salute. 634 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,923 Oh, Oh, yeah. 635 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:46,019 Oh, my God. If you told me three days ago 636 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:49,239 that I would be in a hotel room in Italy with a 637 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,590 handsome mob boss, 638 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,679 then I would say you are crazy. 639 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,897 But here I am! 640 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,899 Yes. Yes, but not for long. 641 00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,249 Oh, don't remind me. I fly home at the end of the week 642 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,468 and there's still so much I wanna see. 643 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,818 I wanna go to the Amalfi coast. Pompei. 644 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,690 The Vaticano! 645 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,302 Too bad you won't see any of those things. 646 00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,871 Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be too busy making love? 647 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,400 Don Romano does not make love to dead women. 648 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,142 What? 649 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,971 The poison I put in your drink 650 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,452 should be travelling to your heart by now. 651 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,367 - Oh, my God. - Soon, 652 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,760 your lungs will collapse. 653 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,196 Oh, my God. 654 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,464 Oh, my God. No... 655 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,336 Hey, Aldo! 656 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,257 You are a Balbano. 657 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,694 My uncle killed your father. 658 00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,219 One day you will come for me and the rest of my family. 659 00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:59,092 Eventually, we all seek revenge... 660 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,313 like Vito Corleone. 661 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,663 I never saw The Godfather. 662 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:09,929 No! It was The Godfather Part Two! 663 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,234 Okay, okay. 664 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,453 Stupid American woman! 665 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,022 Your family is in chaos. 666 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:18,720 Soon the Romanos will be the only... 667 00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:25,466 ...southern family here... 668 00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,250 in... in... 669 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:31,907 ...in Lazio. 670 00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:34,301 Are you okay? 671 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,434 Am I okay? 672 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,174 I'm okay. 673 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,090 Oh, my God. 674 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:43,179 - Right. 675 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,052 I switched our glasses while you were on the phone. 676 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,533 I'm so sorry. 677 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,796 It's just that you poured me a way bigger portion 678 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,189 and I didn't know if I was gonna like limoncello. 679 00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:54,800 And I didn't wanna be rude because, 680 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,019 typically I don't like lemon-flavored things. 681 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,674 I think it's because I took a lot of lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child. 682 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,633 It's an antibiotic and it's really disgusting. 683 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,162 - Oh. 684 00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:11,904 Three years. 685 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,560 - Ooh. - Ah. 686 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:21,130 Oh, my God! What do I do? 687 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,306 What do I do? 688 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:26,353 Jenny. Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 689 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,051 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Please, Jenny, please. 690 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,880 Please answer the phone. Please, please God. 691 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,795 Oh, please answer. Okay. 692 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,928 Sven. Yeah. [OVER PHONE] Oh. 693 00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:41,368 Okay, think about it. 694 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,805 - Okay, Jenny. - Yeah. Okay. 695 00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:47,461 Hey, hey. Find any hot Italian men yet? 696 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:50,203 Uh, yes. Lorenzo. 697 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:54,033 - You fuck him yet? - Uh, he tried to kill me. And... 698 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,513 With his penis? 699 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,037 What? No, no, with poison. I... 700 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,952 A poisoned penis? 701 00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,694 Slow down. Lorenzo did what? 702 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:05,087 No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo. 703 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:06,306 Wait, who the fuck is Carlo? 704 00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:08,743 Oh, my God. He is this super-hot mob boss 705 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,963 who I had dinner with. But then he tried to poison me. 706 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,138 So, I switched our drinks. 707 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,574 And now he's dead. 708 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,141 Could I go to jail for this? 709 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,099 No. A little poison switch-a-roo? 710 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,840 It's classic self-defense. 711 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,495 Oh, my God, I killed a Mafia boss. 712 00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:23,149 I am a dead woman. 713 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:34,987 Everything okay in there? 714 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:37,816 - Oh, my God. 715 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,213 Oh, my God. 716 00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,304 Ah! 717 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,969 You are terrible at playing dead. 718 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:05,931 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God, it's you. 719 00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:10,022 - Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. - Kristin, please stop. 720 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:12,372 Oh, my God. Thank you. 721 00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,201 Is that a cannoli in your pocket? 722 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,729 So you fucked him? No, he died first. 723 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,993 You missed something. 724 00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:28,127 When he came, he screamed like a woman. 725 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,652 You... Right. 726 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:35,482 Um, well, I guess that might have been fun? 727 00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,225 - You took a shower? - Yes. 728 00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:42,794 I took a shower because it usually calms me down, but... 729 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,360 I've never seen a dead body before. 730 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,014 And now I've seen three. Three! 731 00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:47,581 I mean, I live a very boring life. 732 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:49,670 I am such a boring person. I'm a boring woman. 733 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:51,585 Seriously, I don't do anything with my life. I don't go out. 734 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:53,152 I just do everything for everybody else. 735 00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:55,894 Those monsters will stop at nothing 736 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:57,460 until we're all dead 737 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,288 and they're the only family in Lazio. 738 00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,595 I have an idea. I think I should go home. 739 00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:02,727 I don't think I belong here. 740 00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,425 - Did you not hear me? - What? 741 00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:07,296 If you leave now, they will follow you 742 00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:09,342 and they will not stop until you're dead. 743 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:11,866 This is good. 744 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:14,086 How? How is this good? 745 00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:18,003 This will send a message to the Romanos that our family is strong. 746 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:21,310 You're the boss. And the boss takes care of business. 747 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,572 You did good. 748 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,140 What? I murdered someone! 749 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,402 - Brava. - Brava. 750 00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:27,926 No, no, no, no. 751 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:30,189 Do not "brava" me. I am bad. I did a bad thing. 752 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,713 Oh, my God, I just want my Eat, Pray, Love. 753 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,110 What is he... 754 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,207 Ciao, Carletto. 755 00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,386 Bruno! 756 00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,242 Mmm. 757 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:15,642 We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us! 758 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,774 And I mean on purpose! 759 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,645 No more accidentally saving the day! 760 00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,038 You could be a little nicer to me, you know. 761 00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:21,300 I just killed someone. 762 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,476 I'm a very good person. I'm a good mother. 763 00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:24,564 I would do anything for my son. 764 00:46:24,564 --> 00:46:25,870 I do everything for everyone. 765 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,349 Even animals, I can't even kill a bug. 766 00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:29,090 I put it under a little cup, and I take it outside, 767 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,832 and whisper, "Go. Be free. Go live your life." 768 00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,269 And I imagine them building a new home and a new life. 769 00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:37,272 How are we supposed to appear strong when she is... 770 00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:39,535 this? 771 00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:42,408 These Romanos will never negotiate peace on good terms. 772 00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:44,845 Why are we negotiating at all? Why don't we just give them what they want? 773 00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,849 They want control over all of our territories. 774 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,329 So, why don't we just give it to them? 775 00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:52,505 How do you expect us to make money? 776 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:53,985 I don't know! 777 00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,337 What is it we do, anyway? 778 00:46:58,337 --> 00:46:59,991 Drugs. Counterfeit bags. 779 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,470 Guns. Gambling. 780 00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:05,474 Uh, so far I have heard nothing that is either legal 781 00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:07,085 or moral. 782 00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,175 Because... you know, 783 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:13,221 we are the fucking Mafia! 784 00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:14,832 You... 785 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,709 Let him go. He just needs to blow off some steam. 786 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:26,191 Oh, yeah? So do I. I am completely overwhelmed! 787 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,889 This is supposed to be my vacation. 788 00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:30,891 - What are you doing? - I'm confirming my date 789 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:31,979 with Lorenzo because that was the deal. 790 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,633 But we are in the middle of a war. 791 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,896 No. You are in the middle of a war. 792 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,898 I am sick of doing everything for everybody else! 793 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,639 I'm gonna do something for me. 794 00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:41,597 You cannot be in public right now. 795 00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:42,903 Oh, I'm not going to be in public. 796 00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:44,687 I'm going to have dinner at his place. 797 00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:46,733 He is simple and adorable. 798 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:48,953 And... I just wanna be alone with him. 799 00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:54,915 These are my cousins. 800 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,787 I come from a very conservative family 801 00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:59,833 and they wanna protect... 802 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:02,923 my virtue. 803 00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:11,323 I guess it will be a family affair. Please. 804 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,499 Okay. Thank you. 805 00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:15,370 - It's good to see you. - It's so good to see you. 806 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:21,420 Hi. Thank you for having us in your home which is beautiful. 807 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,119 - Welcome to my aunt's place. Oh, my God, it's totally magical. 808 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,686 Yeah. 809 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,602 Who is this? He looks like such a naughty little hobbit. 810 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,952 - Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto. - Oh. 811 00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,737 - He recently died. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 812 00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,175 Yes, we are. That's why I moved in. 813 00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:39,481 - Oh, I see. - But I am 814 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:42,832 naming my own pasta line this year. 815 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,878 - This is your pasta line? - It is. 816 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,706 Oh, my God, that is so exciting. 817 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,577 You guys, look at this. This is his. 818 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,499 Oh, Lord in Heaven, I have never eaten 819 00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,023 homemade pasta before. 820 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:01,112 Mmm, so good. 821 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,988 You know, it's... it's nice 822 00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:10,512 to be with a woman who appreciates my cooking. 823 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,775 Yeah. My ex never did. 824 00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,821 Ah, she sounds like a monster. 825 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:18,216 Oh, no. I didn't mean to bring her up again. Forget it. 826 00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:20,218 No, it's okay. I get it. 827 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,611 I mean, my husband, my ex-husband 828 00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,222 was a total man-child. 829 00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:26,659 I mean, he made everything about himself. 830 00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,922 And his band and his cheesy lyrics. 831 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,445 That sounds horrible. 832 00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,631 I'd convinced myself that 833 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:47,332 his passion was more important than mine. Like an idiot. 834 00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:48,637 But even with our son, 835 00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,422 divorcing Paul, I swear to God, 836 00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,119 it was the best decision I ever made. 837 00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,425 Oh, you have a child? 838 00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:56,167 Yes! Yes, I'll show you. Here he is. 839 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:59,126 There. That's Domenick. He's my baby. 840 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:01,476 He's a really good kid. 841 00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,053 Last bite. 842 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:14,228 For me? 843 00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,056 The most precious. Yes. 844 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,101 Okay. 845 00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:28,068 Oh, your pasta. 846 00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,331 It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my mouth. 847 00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:31,898 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 848 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,601 Are your cousins okay with this? 849 00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,863 Yeah, they're fine. Just kiss me. 850 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,561 - Shit. No, no, no. 851 00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,041 Oh, God, I forgot. 852 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,781 I've got this work Zoom meeting. 853 00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:48,306 Oh, my God. Cousins! 854 00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:51,091 I have to go. Rain check? I'm sorry. I just... 855 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,353 It's a really important meeting that I... 856 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,313 I totally forgot about it. Um... 857 00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,750 Thank you for having us. I will call you. 858 00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:07,629 I can't believe this. Stupid work. 859 00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:09,109 I'm enjoying myself for the first time in years, 860 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,937 and I have to do this dumb work Zoom. 861 00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,157 Come on. Quit your job. You are a boss now. 862 00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,681 Oh. I can't just quit my job. People are counting on me. 863 00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,030 Hmm. Ma. 864 00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,212 Ma. 865 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,127 Are you okay? 866 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,129 My mother had another dizzy spell 867 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:32,350 and she has no more medication now. Okay. Okay? 868 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:35,527 She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't cover these new American drugs. 869 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:39,313 I know a pharmacist. 870 00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,923 We go tomorrow, okay? 871 00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,795 No, no, you should go tonight. Go take care of it tonight. 872 00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:44,144 Yeah, but we must protect you. 873 00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,537 - He is right. - No, family first. 874 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:46,581 I'm okay. I'll be fine. 875 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,149 Oh, Kristin. 876 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,020 Would you mind to put this 877 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,109 - into the fridge, please? - Yes, sure. 878 00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,206 Come on. So late. 879 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,382 Okay. 880 00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:06,253 Here we go. 881 00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,171 Oh. 882 00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,522 I can't wear this. Oh, what am I... Oh, God. 883 00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,137 Ugh, right. Uh... 884 00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:23,705 Come on, hurry, quick, quick! 885 00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:28,971 Okay. 886 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,543 Hey, nice of you to finally join us. 887 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,415 Sorry, the... 888 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,678 the time difference is a little crazy, so... 889 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,680 So, where are we with Restylane? 890 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,943 Right, yes, okay. Um, so first: 891 00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:46,424 Restylane makes women feel great about themselves, right? 892 00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:48,034 So, I was thinking we open on a woman 893 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:50,645 alone, drinking some fine wine, 894 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,821 longingly perusing a travel brochure. 895 00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,562 Mmm. I'm not really hearing anything that pops. 896 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,695 I mean, you know, you gotta grab them in the first few seconds. 897 00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:59,263 But I just started. 898 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:02,222 Hey, you know who's really great at this? 899 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,659 Just riff, give us some of that Randy magic. 900 00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:05,921 Go ahead and mute her. 901 00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:10,709 All right. 902 00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:11,971 Help me! 903 00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:13,277 And I'm just spitballing, all right. 904 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,496 But I'm thinking, woman on a jet-ski? 905 00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:16,628 Aw, that's fresh. 906 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,412 Yeah, but how do we get there? 907 00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:21,459 No! S.O.S.! 908 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:24,462 We open up on this attractive but, you know, older woman. 909 00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:25,941 Not too old, right? 910 00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,334 Help me! 911 00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:30,207 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, please. 912 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,993 I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties type role, you know what I'm saying? 913 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,734 - Oh, my God. 914 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,563 You are much more attractive than your grandfather. 915 00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,042 Oh, my God. 916 00:53:41,479 --> 00:53:42,610 No! No, no! 917 00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,918 So, you know, she minding her business, 918 00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:47,354 walking through the desert like people do. 919 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:50,009 That's a great metaphor for a tired woman 920 00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:51,967 with a face that's so marked by time. 921 00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:53,273 - Mmm. 922 00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:55,188 - Sit down! 923 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:57,669 No, no, no. Please don't. 924 00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,454 Please don't hurt me. Please. No, no. 925 00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:04,850 Oh, God, no. No entrata. Absolutely no entrata. No. 926 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:07,374 You like salsiccia e friarelli? 927 00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:11,291 No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano. No, thank you. 928 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,206 Very spicy. 929 00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:16,035 Spicy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! 930 00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:19,168 - Please, no. Please don't. No. 931 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,301 No, no, no. Please don't. 932 00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:23,782 No, no, no. 933 00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:26,175 Fucking belt. 934 00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:29,570 She looks lonely. She looks... 935 00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:31,398 - She looks her age, bro. - She does. 936 00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:33,182 No woman should look her age. 937 00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,971 Crotch! Eye! 938 00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:40,625 - Crotch! Eye! 939 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,930 And like a blessing from the heavens, 940 00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:43,671 the sky opens up and it starts to rain. 941 00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:44,977 Then she looks down and she realizes, 942 00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,413 "Oh, my God, I'm on a jet-ski." 943 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:49,155 Restylane Lyft gives her a second youth. 944 00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549 Yeah. - A return to life. 945 00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:52,680 I love that pose. 946 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,247 Crotch! Crotch! 947 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,075 - Eye! Crotch! 948 00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:59,731 Restylane Kysse plumps her lips. 949 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,863 Crotch! Eye! 950 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,870 Makes them kissable. 951 00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,045 Rejuvenated. 952 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,748 You got water, you got wetness. 953 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:17,923 Whole lot of wetness. 954 00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,666 Fuck you! 955 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,495 When was the last time you saw a thigh gap like that? 956 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:27,324 Fuck you, Randy! 957 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,065 - Now she's kissable. - Oh, fuck you, Wayne! 958 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,460 - Wow. - Oh, fuck you, Hank! 959 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:38,900 And you, you fucking creepy pervert! 960 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,380 Fuck you! 961 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,212 And then she just rides off into the distance. 962 00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:48,170 - Soft, youthful... 963 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:50,564 ...and wet. 964 00:55:54,176 --> 00:55:55,917 Randy, that was superb. 965 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,092 Okay. 966 00:55:58,180 --> 00:55:59,486 See that, Kristin? 967 00:55:59,486 --> 00:56:01,009 That's how it's done. 968 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,142 Unmute. 969 00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,406 Kristin. 970 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:07,886 Hey, tell me you heard Randy's pitch. 971 00:56:09,235 --> 00:56:11,237 Oh, Kristin? 972 00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,587 Are you drunk? 973 00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:19,854 Oh, man. I really hoped this day would never come 974 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:22,291 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 975 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:25,382 By the way, you have some pasta sauce on your face. 976 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,863 You know what? 977 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,561 Fuck you! 978 00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:33,781 Whoa! That's gratitude for you. 979 00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:35,043 - Highly unnecessary. - Toxic. 980 00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:40,353 Oh, God. 981 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:04,002 Hmm? 982 00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:06,134 You left quite a mess at the villa. 983 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:08,528 You need to tell us when things like this happen, 984 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,269 so we don't have to worry 985 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:12,532 whether or not you are currently alive. 986 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,708 Oh, fine. So, next time someone tries to murder me, 987 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,883 I'll be sure to let you know. 988 00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,624 Grazie. 989 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:20,235 Now, the Romanos want to meet today. 990 00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:23,412 Oh, so they can try to kill me again? Huh! 991 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:26,677 I thought once you'd had sex, you would calm down a bit. 992 00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:27,939 Hey, I've been here two days 993 00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:29,288 and I've been almost murdered twice. 994 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,594 That's one per day. 995 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,987 I'm gonna need a lot more sex to calm me down! 996 00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,293 I know a man. 997 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:38,297 Stop with your cousin, please. 998 00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:40,647 They're prepared to make some concessions. 999 00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,257 We have the upper hand. 1000 00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,477 They've agreed to a public meeting. 1001 00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,218 Fabrizio will be there with you. 1002 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:49,221 I can't be there because it's only family. 1003 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,484 Fine. But I wanna meet at La Bottega del Gelato 1004 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:52,920 because it has a five-star rating. 1005 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,532 And I never have gelato. And I have been dying to go! 1006 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,490 - But we have... - That's an order! 1007 00:58:58,491 --> 00:59:00,928 Mmm. Mmm! 1008 00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:04,410 Look, I am tired of this war. 1009 00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:06,368 Oh, my gosh, Tripadvisor does not lie. 1010 00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:08,675 My family is tired of this war. 1011 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,721 It's got to stop. 1012 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,158 We couldn't agree more. 1013 00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:17,510 You killed our boss, and our best killer. 1014 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:20,078 All by yourself. 1015 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471 Does your offer for Formia stand? 1016 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,866 Yes. Absoluto. 1017 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:31,480 So, we are at peace then, Mammone? 1018 00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,576 We are at peace... 1019 00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,363 Donna Balbano. 1020 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:57,681 Oh. 1021 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:05,645 Well, there you go. 1022 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,039 Can I get another scoop? 1023 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,153 You really impressed me. 1024 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,850 Oh, yeah, the meeting 1025 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,547 went better than I thought it would. 1026 01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:40,419 Because you terrified them. 1027 01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:43,988 Last night was a true work of art. 1028 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:48,035 You have rage, Kristin. 1029 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,472 Wild, 1030 01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:52,953 passionate, deep rage. 1031 01:00:54,476 --> 01:00:55,564 I like it. 1032 01:00:57,175 --> 01:01:00,613 Okay. 1033 01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:04,443 You know, it wasn't just blood on Bruno. 1034 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:09,187 It was mushy, thick. 1035 01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:13,365 Bits of his scrotum were stuffed in his eye socket. 1036 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,845 Mmm. 1037 01:01:16,368 --> 01:01:18,631 And that's why they listened to you. 1038 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:21,416 Because he had bits of his scrotum stuffed in his eye socket? 1039 01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:23,854 Maybe. 1040 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:26,683 And that's how you earned rispetto. 1041 01:01:27,901 --> 01:01:30,425 You'll fit right into this family! 1042 01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,080 Give me your hand. 1043 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,300 What, uh... 1044 01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:38,216 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't have to. 1045 01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:39,304 - Yeah. - You should... No, no. 1046 01:01:39,304 --> 01:01:40,609 Oh, it's too big. I don't... 1047 01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:42,046 Mmm. 1048 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,963 Yeah, it fits pretty well. 1049 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,747 And now... 1050 01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,619 give me some "grrrr." 1051 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,143 Be the leopard! 1052 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,146 What, uh... 1053 01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,192 - No, no. 1054 01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,499 - No, no, no. 1055 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,241 No fur ball. No espresso machine. 1056 01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:04,721 Just... 1057 01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,729 This one. This one. This one. 1058 01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:15,427 Bye. 1059 01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474 Okay. Thank you. 1060 01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:21,694 Oh, my God. 1061 01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:25,567 What the fuck? 1062 01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:30,311 Are you kidding me? 1063 01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:47,851 Oh, God. 1064 01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:51,202 Oh, Bianca. 1065 01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:52,420 You know, a month ago, 1066 01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,771 I was feeding the homeless in Long Beach. 1067 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:58,209 I mean, I help old people cross the road all the time. 1068 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,212 I am a good person. 1069 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:04,911 Of course you are. You made peace. 1070 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:08,045 Yeah, but at what cost? I feel like Michael Corleone. 1071 01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:10,961 You saw the movie? 1072 01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:13,702 No. I read the Wikipedia summary. 1073 01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:19,665 Kristin, the world isn't black and white. 1074 01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,668 Your grandfather took care of my family. 1075 01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:24,757 He put my mother through school 1076 01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:27,020 - and gave us shelter and food. - Huh. 1077 01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:30,807 And bought me this leg. 1078 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:35,115 I owe him everything. 1079 01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:38,292 My point is, just because you're a Mafia boss, 1080 01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:40,860 doesn't mean you have to be a bad person. 1081 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,297 Right. Right. 1082 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,691 Wait, what did you say about your leg? 1083 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:50,783 When I was 13, a truck hit my Vespa. 1084 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,567 Oh, my God! 1085 01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,787 All the kids made fun of me. 1086 01:03:54,787 --> 01:03:56,223 Oh. 1087 01:03:56,223 --> 01:04:01,663 But Don Balbano came to our house with a big box. 1088 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,710 And he brought me a prosthetic leg. 1089 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,582 It changed my life. 1090 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:11,238 Wow. I mean, jeez, I... 1091 01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,720 - I didn't even... 1092 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,678 Couldn't tell. Looks so real. 1093 01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:20,421 Precision Swiss technology. 1094 01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:23,685 - Upgraded every five years. - Huh. 1095 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,818 So, Kristin, I'm living proof 1096 01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:28,952 that you can do a lot of good with the power you have. 1097 01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:31,476 It's not about losing yourself. 1098 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:35,872 It's about becoming yourself. 1099 01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:41,790 But if this isn't what you want, you can leave. 1100 01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:44,141 I can? 1101 01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,926 You made peace. 1102 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:49,537 You can go home to your old life. 1103 01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:52,627 To the old you. 1104 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,934 Oh, no, I don't wanna go back to that me. 1105 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,893 I don't like that one. No, I don't think so. 1106 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,460 Then what do you wanna do? 1107 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:03,160 Well, 1108 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,032 we're involved in an import/export business, right? 1109 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:07,816 Mmm-hmm. 1110 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,168 Hmm. 1111 01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:16,434 I think I have an idea. 1112 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:19,959 It's a win-win, right? 1113 01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:21,482 Because we keep prices low 1114 01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:23,789 and we sell medications to people in Italy 1115 01:05:23,789 --> 01:05:25,965 that they can't usually find at a reasonable rate. 1116 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,706 Because it's not just about profit. 1117 01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:29,664 It's about helping people, right? 1118 01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:12,332 I was just thinking. 1119 01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,900 We've been together a few months now 1120 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,468 and I have never been to your place. 1121 01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:19,383 You're still quite secretive. 1122 01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:22,038 I am not secretive. 1123 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:26,085 I'm not. Come here, I'm gonna take a photo 1124 01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:29,175 of us and the Vaticano. 1125 01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,308 Right. Ready? - Okay. 1126 01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,441 - Yay. - Yay. 1127 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,705 There. Okay. And now I am posting it. 1128 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,839 Immediately. There. 1129 01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:42,275 There we are. Done. 1130 01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:43,929 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. 1131 01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:51,110 Nicky. Oh, my God, 1132 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,720 I miss you so much. It's my son. 1133 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,939 Who's the dude? 1134 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:56,724 Uh, he is my pasta teacher. 1135 01:07:56,724 --> 01:07:59,597 We're just out buying double zero flour. 1136 01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:02,774 Okay. I gotta go to class. Um, I love you. 1137 01:08:02,774 --> 01:08:04,080 I love you. 1138 01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:11,087 Pasta teacher? Honestly, I just feel like 1139 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,697 you're not telling me something. 1140 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,438 - Oh, really? - Don't you trust me? 1141 01:08:14,438 --> 01:08:17,615 - Stop it. - Don't you trust me? 1142 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:19,791 Don't even joke. 1143 01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,967 - You can tell me anything. 1144 01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,060 I love you. 1145 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,159 Oh, my God. Paul? 1146 01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,074 - Your Paul? - That Paul? 1147 01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:43,380 Get off me! Who the hell are these guys? 1148 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,903 What the hell are you doing here? 1149 01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:47,340 I flew here to find you. I saw your Insta. 1150 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,864 Dammit. I post one stupid photo. 1151 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,737 He's much weaker than I imagined. 1152 01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:54,695 And I imagined someone very weak. 1153 01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,654 - Who's Paul? - I'm her husband! 1154 01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,308 No... 1155 01:08:58,308 --> 01:09:00,571 - You are married? - No, we are separated. 1156 01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:02,181 Look, I can see you're a pretty handsome guy 1157 01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,530 and you've been having some great sex... 1158 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:04,923 Dante, please take him back to the villa. 1159 01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:08,405 - Come on, Paul. Let's go. - What, what? Let me go. 1160 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,537 So he gets to go to your place, but I can't? 1161 01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:12,496 No, it's not like that. No. 1162 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,932 You told me you were divorced. 1163 01:09:13,932 --> 01:09:15,194 Well, we may as well be. 1164 01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:16,456 He's a horrible husband who cheated on me. 1165 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,111 - No. No. - No, I mean... 1166 01:09:19,111 --> 01:09:20,939 It's taken me so long to trust again. 1167 01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:22,723 - And I really care about you. - No, no. 1168 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:25,248 I... I care about you. I care about you so much. 1169 01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,163 Then let's be honest with each other. 1170 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:32,516 Is there anything else you are keeping from me? 1171 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,085 - Hmm? - Um... 1172 01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:39,871 Oh, my God. Um... 1173 01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:43,048 I'm so sorry, I really do have to go deal with this. 1174 01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:45,311 - Okay? I'm sorry. - Sure, go. 1175 01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:48,096 - It's okay. - I'll see you. 1176 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,803 God dammit, Paul. Just stay back! 1177 01:09:58,803 --> 01:10:00,413 I need to pee, please. 1178 01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,589 - What did you guys do? - I shut his mouth. 1179 01:10:02,589 --> 01:10:03,895 He's very annoying. 1180 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,375 I need to pee. I can't hold it. 1181 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,941 Okay. Okay. 1182 01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:10,554 Nice and easy. 1183 01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,469 Actually, Dante, can you grab some baby oil and Q-tips? 1184 01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:14,166 - I think it'll be... - Ow! 1185 01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:16,777 Dammit! I was just getting over a cold sore. 1186 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,953 The cheater does not deserve your care. 1187 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,955 You told these people about Tracy? 1188 01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:22,305 What the hell is wrong with you? 1189 01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:23,610 Hey. Hey. 1190 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,961 Dammit! 1191 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,660 No one talks to her that way. Show some respect. Huh? 1192 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,314 - To Kristin? 1193 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:35,405 Ew. Kristin, do something. 1194 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:41,672 Why are you so nice 1195 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,282 - to this stronzo? 1196 01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,328 How dare you call me something 1197 01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:46,546 I don't even know what it means? 1198 01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,288 Who the hell are these people? 1199 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,856 They are her best grape squashers. 1200 01:10:51,856 --> 01:10:53,161 And I'm the label maker. 1201 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:55,381 Yes. I am a vintner now. 1202 01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:58,297 - You make swords? - Wine, stronzo. 1203 01:10:58,297 --> 01:11:00,125 I'm gonna look that word up as soon as I get outta here. 1204 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,214 Why are you even here? 1205 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:05,304 I hadn't heard from you. I was worried about you. 1206 01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:07,393 I miss you. 1207 01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,484 Okay. 1208 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,486 Okay, fine. 1209 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,446 After you lost your job, 1210 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,883 our joint bank account is empty. 1211 01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:20,450 - So, I figured, you know, 1212 01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:21,886 since I'm your husband, 1213 01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:24,497 I should probably come live with you in the villa. 1214 01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:26,238 Oh, my God. It all makes perfect sense now. 1215 01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:28,588 You only came here to get something else from me! 1216 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,851 Go home, Paul. 1217 01:11:30,851 --> 01:11:33,680 Actually, you only had enough points for a one-way ticket. 1218 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,334 Pathetic. - He's not worth it. 1219 01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,509 What did you see in him? 1220 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:37,510 - Just take my card and... - Kristin, no. 1221 01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:38,816 Don't! 1222 01:11:38,816 --> 01:11:40,121 - No, you're better than this. - You're right. 1223 01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,471 - I should just book it myself. - No, Kristin. 1224 01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:43,386 - That's not what we meant! - That's worse. 1225 01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:44,735 Fine. Fine. 1226 01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:47,781 - Paul, you're a grown-ass man! 1227 01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:50,175 - Figure it out yourself! - There you go. 1228 01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,959 Own your power. Brava. 1229 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,222 - So, take him to the airport! 1230 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,361 You've been stress 1231 01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,798 - grape gathering all night. 1232 01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:08,541 Stop worrying about your imbecile husband. 1233 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,762 He'll find his way home. Or he won't. 1234 01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:15,243 No, it's just that, you know, Paul hurt me so much 1235 01:12:15,243 --> 01:12:16,636 over the years with all the lying. 1236 01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,943 And I don't wanna do that to Lorenzo. 1237 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:21,728 But you can't tell Lorenzo about this part of your life. 1238 01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:23,948 I know. I know. 1239 01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:26,342 But what if it wasn't part of my life? 1240 01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:29,519 What are you saying? 1241 01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:31,695 I'm saying... 1242 01:12:32,435 --> 01:12:33,740 I want out. 1243 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:38,223 But the family heads are meeting today. 1244 01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:40,181 I'm not allowed at the table, 1245 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,532 but you and Fabrizio have to be there. 1246 01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,924 Okay, perfect. 1247 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,839 Well, that's where I'll announce my resignation. 1248 01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,798 But you can't just leave. 1249 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,409 Actually, yes, I can. 1250 01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:52,672 You said, once I made peace, remember? 1251 01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:56,023 - You believed me. 1252 01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:59,375 I knew you wouldn't go back to your old sad life. 1253 01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:05,642 Besides, that was before you created all this beauty. 1254 01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:08,775 The pharmacy business. Helping people. 1255 01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:12,866 I know. I just wanna give Lorenzo a chance. 1256 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,826 So, you're willing to give up all of this 1257 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:18,219 for a man you barely know? 1258 01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,874 What? We've been dating for months! 1259 01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:23,007 Have you farted in front of him? 1260 01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,445 Well, like a tiny little... 1261 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,187 He didn't hear it. But, you know, 1262 01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,754 he did fart in front of me once. 1263 01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,191 But, really, 1264 01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:34,888 I've made up my mind. 1265 01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,414 Fine. 1266 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,808 I just hope this is what you want. 1267 01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:46,596 Never let a man dictate who you are or what you can do. 1268 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,611 Thank you all 1269 01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:46,830 for joining us today. 1270 01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,353 We called this meeting 1271 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,356 to discuss your pharmaceutical business. 1272 01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:52,966 Yes. 1273 01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:55,926 Hello, everyone. I'm Donna Balbano. 1274 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,231 And I brought a little something special 1275 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,319 - for everybody today. 1276 01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:05,152 Ta-da! I made muffins. 1277 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:06,632 I know you may not wanna eat them 1278 01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:07,938 because of the whole poison thing, 1279 01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,375 but please remember, we are at peace. 1280 01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:13,291 See? Mmm. 1281 01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,249 Poison-free muffins. 1282 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,599 I just thought it would be really nice 1283 01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,644 - to break bread together. - Kristin! 1284 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:20,385 - My bananas were going bad... - Enough! 1285 01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,256 And I needed to use them. 1286 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:28,001 Your business is causing quite the problem for us. 1287 01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:30,134 I deal with pharmaceuticals, Mammone. 1288 01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,528 I'm not touching electronics, or your cars. 1289 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,921 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1290 01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,271 But all of our business 1291 01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,535 has to pass by the inspectors. 1292 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,581 And the inspectors are on your payroll. 1293 01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:46,759 Hey, listen, listen. I could talk to the inspectors. 1294 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,414 I have a great rapport with them. 1295 01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:52,765 The damage is done. We are losing a lot of money. 1296 01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:59,598 You must pay a percentage of your business. 1297 01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,905 Actually, now is really not the best time. 1298 01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:04,385 I was hoping we can keep all this beautiful peace 1299 01:16:04,385 --> 01:16:05,691 that we've been enjoying. 1300 01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:08,564 You know, I'm alive. You guys are all alive. 1301 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:12,132 In fact, these muffins are kind of a parting gift. 1302 01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:14,221 I'm planning on stepping down shortly. 1303 01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:18,008 Oh, I'll be leaving you in very good hands. 1304 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,663 Bianca will be taking over 1305 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,752 as the new boss of the Balbano family. 1306 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:25,276 Your secretary? 1307 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:26,886 She is so much more than a secretary. 1308 01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:28,366 - You have no idea. 1309 01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:29,454 Nice joke. 1310 01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:35,025 You think you can fuck us all over 1311 01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:36,548 and leave? 1312 01:16:36,548 --> 01:16:37,636 No. 1313 01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:38,855 It doesn't work like that. 1314 01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:41,771 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1315 01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:45,513 Let's all calm down. I'm not fucking anybody over. 1316 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,868 Lorenzo? Oh, my God, you're a cop? 1317 01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:53,696 Not fucking us over, eh? 1318 01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,269 Weapons down, motherfuckers! 1319 01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:03,575 Aunt Esmeralda? 1320 01:17:14,238 --> 01:17:15,282 - Oh, my... 1321 01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:27,294 Kristin! Kristin! 1322 01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:33,997 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1323 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,440 Kristin. Kristin! 1324 01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:45,748 - Let's go! - Okay. 1325 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,794 Stay low. 1326 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,725 So, you were just using me this whole entire time? 1327 01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:08,248 My parents were gunned down 1328 01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,468 by the Mafia right in front of me! 1329 01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:14,428 At my soccer game. After I missed a goal. 1330 01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:24,090 Uzi. 1331 01:18:34,884 --> 01:18:36,276 I was assigned to this case... 1332 01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:37,669 So I'm just a case? 1333 01:18:37,669 --> 01:18:40,150 What about your marriage, and your ex, that's lies? 1334 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,891 Mostly. 1335 01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,066 And who the fuck is Esmeralda? 1336 01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:45,546 You mean Maria? She's my boss. 1337 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,287 And who are you? 1338 01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:49,246 - I am Rodolfo. - Rodolfo? 1339 01:18:51,161 --> 01:18:52,640 Yes, but you can call me Rudy. 1340 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,642 Rudy? I'm not calling you anything. 1341 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,086 Mama! 1342 01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,616 Oh, my God. Are you even a pasta maker? 1343 01:19:11,616 --> 01:19:13,009 We were gonna run away together. 1344 01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,575 We were gonna open a restaurant. 1345 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:15,968 I was gonna make the wine, you were gonna make the food. 1346 01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:17,578 I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. 1347 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:18,928 It was gonna be heaven! 1348 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:20,668 How fat? 1349 01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,236 All clear! 1350 01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:25,630 Get away from me. 1351 01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,719 Please. No, no, Kristin, please. Kristin. 1352 01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:30,026 No, I am not talking to you. We are done. 1353 01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,202 Uh, no, Kristin. 1354 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,507 I'm arresting you. 1355 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,858 I'm sorry. 1356 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,519 I'm so sorry for this. 1357 01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:50,829 Come on. 1358 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,229 I... 1359 01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,848 - You... 1360 01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,676 have a finger in your hair. 1361 01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:15,593 Stick it up your ass! 1362 01:20:21,468 --> 01:20:22,556 Ciao. 1363 01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:24,776 So... 1364 01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:26,691 This is your first trial, right? 1365 01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:28,780 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh, good for you. 1366 01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:32,131 Wait. Wait. 1367 01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:33,611 - Excuse me. Oh, my God, Jenny! 1368 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:35,178 - Kristin. 1369 01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:38,094 - Don't say anything. - Thank you so much. 1370 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,531 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness. Hey! 1371 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,707 Take your hands off of my client! 1372 01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:46,189 - Give me that. Give... 1373 01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:48,017 What are you, still in diapers? 1374 01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:50,454 Bianca called me. 1375 01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:52,325 You didn't think I was gonna let my best friend 1376 01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:54,501 rot in an Italian jail, did you? 1377 01:20:54,501 --> 01:20:56,895 I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No. 1378 01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,376 Oh, my God. How did they get out of jail? 1379 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:00,899 Not enough evidence to charge them. 1380 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,032 Right. And what about Bianca? Where is she? 1381 01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:04,337 It's better for you if she's not here. 1382 01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:05,512 Okay, got it. 1383 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,474 - That Lorenzo? - Yeah. 1384 01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:12,868 Hi. 1385 01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:14,913 Dick! 1386 01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:19,309 Such a good echo. 1387 01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:22,790 What a dick! 1388 01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:32,670 Signora Giudice, 1389 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:36,369 today I will show that Ms. Balbano has taken over 1390 01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:38,894 the criminal enterprise of her grandfather, 1391 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,243 Giuseppe Balbano. 1392 01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:42,288 Madame Judge, 1393 01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:44,812 Signora Giudice, 1394 01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:47,554 I will show you that my client simply came to Italy 1395 01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:48,947 to pay her respects and found 1396 01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,515 that she had inherited a vineyard. 1397 01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:54,387 Now, was my client seen in a room 1398 01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,302 filled with questionable people? 1399 01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:59,479 Sure. But only to tell them that she wanted no part of it. 1400 01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,700 Giannina, 1401 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:05,921 could you tell us your dealings with the Indagato. 1402 01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:13,580 Well, everyone else calls me "waitress," 1403 01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,755 cameriera, 1404 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:17,497 but she calls me by my name. 1405 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,328 She likes my bonsai tree. 1406 01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:25,462 She tells us we are her best vintners. 1407 01:22:25,462 --> 01:22:27,812 She makes us feel appreciated. 1408 01:22:27,812 --> 01:22:31,033 So, we repay our gratitude by being her bodyguards. 1409 01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:33,252 We go with her at the meeting 1410 01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:35,298 because they want to hurt 1411 01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:36,995 - sweet woman. 1412 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,172 They are very, very, very bad guys. 1413 01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:43,262 Look what they did to the poor Dante. 1414 01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:47,049 How long was this undercover operation of yours? 1415 01:22:47,049 --> 01:22:50,487 Well, I've been investigating Giuseppe Balbano for years. 1416 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:51,792 When I met the Indagato, 1417 01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:54,447 she'd just landed in Italy for the funeral... 1418 01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:55,971 And when did you start having 1419 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,190 sexual relations with my client? 1420 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539 I ask the questions here! 1421 01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,238 And when did you start 1422 01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,936 having sexual relations with the Indagato? 1423 01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:07,156 About... 1424 01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:08,853 one day after. 1425 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:12,378 - But she was asking for it. 1426 01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:15,120 Okay. I mean, not... I mean, not asking. 1427 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,080 But she said this trip was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck." 1428 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,778 The book is Eat, Pray, Love. 1429 01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:23,041 You took advantage of an innocent winemaker 1430 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:25,304 and sullied a literary masterpiece. 1431 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,393 You gross. 1432 01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,830 I came to this country 1433 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,051 at a time in my life 1434 01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:36,011 where I completely doubted myself. 1435 01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,230 Then when I arrived here, 1436 01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:41,233 I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. 1437 01:23:41,233 --> 01:23:43,018 It was shriveling 1438 01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:44,932 and dying... 1439 01:23:47,283 --> 01:23:48,371 much like me. 1440 01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,243 So, I nurtured it. 1441 01:23:51,243 --> 01:23:52,549 And I came to realize 1442 01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:56,074 that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. 1443 01:23:56,074 --> 01:24:00,426 I inherited an opportunity to fulfil my purpose. 1444 01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:02,602 So... 1445 01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,127 I inherited me. 1446 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,567 Thank you. 1447 01:24:14,745 --> 01:24:16,573 I don't need to hear anything anymore. 1448 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:18,749 I've made my decision. 1449 01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,840 No grounds to proceed. 1450 01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,980 He's gonna give me a ride home. 1451 01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:37,289 Bravo! 1452 01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:42,468 Kristin? 1453 01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,470 Kristin, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1454 01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:48,996 Congratulations. 1455 01:24:48,996 --> 01:24:52,739 Well, I just wanted you to know that it wasn't all lies. 1456 01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:54,828 I really did fall in love with you. 1457 01:24:56,743 --> 01:24:58,093 And I still love you. 1458 01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:05,970 I thought I was listening to my heart. 1459 01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,928 But it turns out 1460 01:25:07,928 --> 01:25:10,496 I was just using another man to validate me. 1461 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,892 And for the first time in my life... 1462 01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:17,112 I honestly don't give a shit. 1463 01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:39,786 Oh, my God. Dante. Dante. 1464 01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:41,266 Oh, my God, those goddamn Romanos. 1465 01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:43,747 Oh, he's losing a lot of blood. 1466 01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:45,357 Here, I've got this thing. 1467 01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:47,533 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to get him some help. 1468 01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,057 - Oh, God, who is this? 1469 01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:51,320 It's Bianca. She's in the winery. 1470 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:53,539 Oh, my God, she's been shot, too. 1471 01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:58,065 Uh, uh, okay, you stay with Dante and I'll go to Bianca. 1472 01:25:58,065 --> 01:25:59,197 Wait, wait, wait. 1473 01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,765 - Just in case. 1474 01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:06,552 Bianca? 1475 01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:07,858 What? Nicky. 1476 01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:09,642 - Bianca is dead. 1477 01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,122 Mom. 1478 01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:13,385 I knew you'd come back 1479 01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:16,867 if your precious Bianca texted you. 1480 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,261 Drop the gun. 1481 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,221 And kick it to me. 1482 01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:26,529 Good girl. 1483 01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:29,401 What are you guys doing here? 1484 01:26:29,401 --> 01:26:30,924 You can thank your husband for this. 1485 01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:32,839 He lured your son here to... 1486 01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:36,103 something about guilting you 1487 01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:38,062 into taking him back. 1488 01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,455 Look, I was worried about you, Mom. 1489 01:26:39,455 --> 01:26:41,544 - Oh, honey. Honey. 1490 01:26:42,632 --> 01:26:43,850 What do you want? 1491 01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,245 Are you serious? 1492 01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,421 I want to be the head of the Balbano family! 1493 01:26:49,421 --> 01:26:52,424 - I told everyone I'm leaving. 1494 01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:54,731 And leaving it all to fucking Bianca! 1495 01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:58,343 Hey! 1496 01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,432 Really, Paul? You're just gonna waddle out of here 1497 01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:01,607 and leave our son sitting there? 1498 01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,174 - Whoa, whoa! 1499 01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:05,002 No! 1500 01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,699 Don't you dare touch my kid! 1501 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,488 Mom, look out. 1502 01:27:19,146 --> 01:27:21,279 I've been shot. It burns. 1503 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,238 You have terrible taste in men. 1504 01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:25,109 No shit. 1505 01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,589 Paul, untie our son 1506 01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:27,981 - and get the hell outta here! - Untie me. 1507 01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,983 Babe, this knot is impossible. 1508 01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,333 Hold on. 1509 01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:37,208 - Paul. Here, take this. - Yeah? Okay. 1510 01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,470 Keep it pointed at him, okay? 1511 01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:39,863 Yeah, it's heavy. 1512 01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,867 There. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1513 01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,085 Yeah. Are you? 1514 01:27:45,085 --> 01:27:46,391 Oh, God, I'm so happy to see you. 1515 01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:47,523 - I've missed you so much. - How are you? 1516 01:27:47,523 --> 01:27:50,308 Hey, hey, I loosened the knot, right? 1517 01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:51,788 You're a baby. 1518 01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:52,963 I'm not a baby, you're a baby. 1519 01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,225 You're a big, fat, podgy baby. 1520 01:27:54,225 --> 01:27:55,531 You're a big, stupid, blonde baby. 1521 01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,967 You're a baby with big poop in your diaper. 1522 01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:59,012 - Mom! - Don't move! 1523 01:27:59,012 --> 01:28:01,188 Oh, my God, Bianca, you're alive! 1524 01:28:01,188 --> 01:28:03,016 Of course I am. 1525 01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:04,104 No, no, no... 1526 01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:05,715 Fabrizio is a terrible shot. 1527 01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:08,152 Wait, wait, wait. 1528 01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:10,546 I saw you die. 1529 01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:13,288 You saw me take a bullet like a woman. 1530 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,812 But there is a fucking major artery right there. 1531 01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:17,379 Wrong leg, idiot. 1532 01:28:18,902 --> 01:28:21,252 High tension steel. - It's fucking cool, man. 1533 01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:25,169 I did have to re-adjust it. 1534 01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:27,171 That's why it took me so long. Sorry. 1535 01:28:27,171 --> 01:28:28,564 Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're okay. 1536 01:28:28,564 --> 01:28:29,608 Grazie, amore. 1537 01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:32,742 I'm hit again. 1538 01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:33,960 Dad, come on. 1539 01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:44,536 Bianca, take care of my kid, okay? 1540 01:28:44,536 --> 01:28:46,146 Make a break for the door. 1541 01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:48,410 I'll cover. Now! 1542 01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:49,628 Come on, Nicky. 1543 01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:50,716 - Come on. Come on. 1544 01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:51,761 Go, go. 1545 01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,416 - Help me, Nicky. - Come on. 1546 01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:25,447 Drop it. 1547 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:33,063 You think you can just come here and take over? 1548 01:29:33,063 --> 01:29:35,587 This is mine! All of it! 1549 01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:36,893 I earned it! 1550 01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:40,113 Uh, you didn't earn anything. 1551 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,680 I'm the one who had to come over here 1552 01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,247 and clean your mess up. 1553 01:29:43,247 --> 01:29:44,335 Oh, please. 1554 01:29:44,335 --> 01:29:46,816 Oh, yeah. I am the one who made this 1555 01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,775 awful wine fucking delicious. 1556 01:29:49,775 --> 01:29:51,603 Yeah, me. This. 1557 01:29:51,603 --> 01:29:53,736 I have done more for this family 1558 01:29:53,736 --> 01:29:55,215 in the last three months 1559 01:29:55,215 --> 01:29:57,348 than you have your entire life. 1560 01:29:57,348 --> 01:30:00,699 And yet you feel entitled to be the boss? 1561 01:30:10,579 --> 01:30:12,494 Oh, my God. Uh... 1562 01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:14,147 Oops. Are you, uh... 1563 01:30:14,147 --> 01:30:15,671 I guess it's a little rusty, huh? 1564 01:30:15,671 --> 01:30:16,976 I should get this fixed. 1565 01:30:16,976 --> 01:30:18,587 Help me! 1566 01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:20,806 Please. Please, cousin. 1567 01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:39,564 Say it. 1568 01:30:40,391 --> 01:30:41,523 What? 1569 01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:43,438 Say I'm the boss. 1570 01:30:47,311 --> 01:30:48,834 Never! 1571 01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:51,750 Then, as the boss, I'm gonna have to let you go. 1572 01:30:53,578 --> 01:30:55,014 I've always wanted to say that. 1573 01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,542 You can't do it, can you? 1574 01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:05,808 Hey. Hey, stop! No! 1575 01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:07,679 No! 1576 01:31:51,593 --> 01:31:55,727 Okay. Introducing the newest Balbano rose. 1577 01:31:55,727 --> 01:31:57,990 It's called Little Pinky. 1578 01:31:57,990 --> 01:31:59,688 Salute. Salute. 1579 01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:00,993 Whoo-hoo! 1580 01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:07,565 That is crisp. 1581 01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:08,740 You know, this Balbano wine's 1582 01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,829 gonna get me into some serious trouble. 1583 01:32:11,569 --> 01:32:13,005 Blackout Jenny is coming. 1584 01:32:13,005 --> 01:32:14,746 All right, all right, sweetie, you should get going. 1585 01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,095 Heard you got shot. 1586 01:32:16,748 --> 01:32:18,054 Yeah, I got shot, too. 1587 01:32:19,098 --> 01:32:22,362 - I got, like, five stitches. - Oh. 1588 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:24,582 How about you? 1589 01:32:25,801 --> 01:32:27,019 Twenty-seven stitches. 1590 01:32:27,019 --> 01:32:29,152 And they left the bullet in my spleen. 1591 01:32:29,152 --> 01:32:32,198 - You wanna touch it? - No. Put it away. 1592 01:32:32,198 --> 01:32:33,330 Oh. 1593 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,116 - I wanna touch it. - Mmm. 1594 01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,032 Now, come. Show me around. 1595 01:32:40,032 --> 01:32:43,514 You know, I never realized what a badass you are. 1596 01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:46,169 - You know, neither did I. 1597 01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:51,783 Domenick, there's something I need to tell you. 1598 01:32:53,742 --> 01:32:56,396 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1599 01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:59,704 Are you okay? I know it's a lot to take in. 1600 01:32:59,704 --> 01:33:02,011 I was just held hostage... 1601 01:33:02,011 --> 01:33:04,317 - at gunpoint. 1602 01:33:04,317 --> 01:33:06,276 Divorce is fine. Yeah. 1603 01:33:06,276 --> 01:33:08,365 Come here. I hate saying goodbye to you. 1604 01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:09,540 I'm gonna miss you. 1605 01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:11,368 Yeah, but I'll see you next week, Mom. 1606 01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:13,283 Uh, yeah. 1607 01:33:13,283 --> 01:33:15,459 - Love you. - Actually, um... 1608 01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:20,159 I've been thinking about it, and... 1609 01:33:21,639 --> 01:33:23,815 - I'm gonna stay here. - Seriously? 1610 01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:25,904 Yeah. Balbano Wine's really taking off. 1611 01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:27,819 And for the first time in my life, 1612 01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,516 I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. 1613 01:33:29,516 --> 01:33:31,083 Yeah, but are you sure it's safe here? 1614 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:34,347 Aren't there a lot of people who, like, wanna hurt you? 1615 01:33:34,347 --> 01:33:36,132 No, that's not a problem any more. 1616 01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:39,178 Hey, Mammone. 1617 01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:48,318 "Don't fuck with me or you're next." 1618 01:33:57,849 --> 01:33:58,937 Fabrizio. 1619 01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:06,292 But you're not like, 1620 01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:07,380 you know... 1621 01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:09,731 in the Mafia, right? 1622 01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,125 I make wine. That's all. 1623 01:34:14,518 --> 01:34:16,041 - A vintner? - Yeah. 1624 01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:17,347 I wanna stay here 1625 01:34:17,347 --> 01:34:18,870 - and be a vintner with you. - No. 1626 01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:22,657 - Call me. 1627 01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:33,319 Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you. 1628 01:34:33,319 --> 01:34:34,973 Grazie, Donna Balbano. 1629 01:34:45,549 --> 01:34:46,724 Oh, shit. 1630 01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,031 Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait. 1631 01:34:51,381 --> 01:34:53,209 I made you some trail mix for the flight. 1632 01:34:53,209 --> 01:34:54,732 And don't forget to put on your sweater, okay. 1633 01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:55,820 It gets chilly on the plane. 1634 01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:58,780 - I love you. - You, too. 105285