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I am so pumped for our party
tomorrow night.
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-Same!
-Same!
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-Thing is, I've got this hag.
-A what?
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Hag. It's a mixture between a stag
and a hen do.
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It's Nathan's friend's stag.
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The bride's going out
with all her girlfriends,
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then everyone meets up at the end
for the hag.
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Hey, I can miss it, it's fine.
I can miss it.
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Should the party have a theme?
Love a theme.
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Isn't the diamond jubilee
this weekend?
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Queen-themed.
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No. I'm not celebrating
the monarchy. Razor.
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Nell, I really enjoy
all your various causes,
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but in this case I'm gonna have to
ask that you pop on a plastic crown
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-and join in the fun.
-Agreed.
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Give me the fucking razor.
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The other day I went to this party
with Nathan
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and his friends Danny and Fran,
the ones getting married,
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and they served like cocktails
in real cocktail glasses.
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I got so drunk I can't remember
anything past nine pm!
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"Danny and Fran" they are
such classic names of people
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-that you meet through a boyfriend.
-So true!
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-What's that mean?
-You know...
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"Danny and Fran have organised
a camping trip."
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"Danny and Fran
are hiking the Inca Trail."
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"Danny and Fran are breaking up and
don't know who gets the butt plug."
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They have organised a camping trip,
actually. To Snowdonia.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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It'll be nice to do something that
doesn't just involve getting drunk.
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Ah Birdy, don't be moody.
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How about I make coronation chicken,
then we can decorate the house.
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I'd love to,
but if I'm going to the hag,
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I should probably see Nathan
tonight.
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But you were with him last night?
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But that wasn't the weekend.
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It's not fair to not see him
all weekend.
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Okay.
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I just thought we'd set up
for the party together.
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Well, I'll come back early tomorrow
and I'll help then.
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Okay. No problem.
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-It's fine. Have a good day at work.
-Cheers!
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"Opposites attract."
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That's something you hear a lot
in love.
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But when does being opposites
become living in opposition?
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I am not happy.
I want more air time.
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If you want to be more involved,
get your boyfriend on.
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-We can do a few scenes with him.
-No, he would prefer to die.
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He hates that I do this show.
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Look the deal is,
we're following your real life.
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At the minute, you're giving us
a tiny part of your life,
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so you're only gonna be on
a tiny part of the show.
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Okay, I know something.
About someone.
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-Who?
-Jade.
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-What about her?
-She cheated on Kyle with Alex.
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And I want to tell Kyle. On camera.
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I think he deserves to know.
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I'd like to know when
the episode will air.
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I have a new swimwear line coming
out and publicity would be great.
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-Right, thanks Bella, thanks, bye.
-Bye, Bella.
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We've just got our series finale!
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I did not see that one coming.
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-Me neither.
-I love this job!
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We should celebrate.
What are you doing this weekend?
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Having a party tomorrow night.
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-A house party?
-Yep.
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As in tinnies, ketamine,
kettle chips?
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Yep.
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Great. I'll be there.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Okay. Um. It starts at seven.
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"Starts at seven?"
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Doesn't sound like a house party?
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You can come
whatever time you want.
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Don't lie to me Maggie.
I want the kind of party
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where you could get pregnant
from the loo seat.
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If I see any fuckin' prosecco,
I'll be really angry.
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Do you understand?
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-Yeah?
-Yep.
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So we're hoping to represent
Edmonton Estates
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and their retail portfolio,
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so it's crucial that
in the upcoming pitch we really...
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I'm so sorry.
I'm going to have to go.
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I booked a doctor's appointment.
I cleared it.
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That's fine, Amara.
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So, in the upcoming pitch
we really need to stress...
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Shake it out. 6, 7, 8, and...
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And squeeze in.
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Lovely.
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Breathe in!
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-You are so gonna get it!
-Shut up.
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-You are.
-You are!
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I would 100% book a ticket if I saw
you doing that on the advert.
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I would be like: who is this sylph
and will she be dancing on my plane.
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Right. I've got to go to bed.
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But continue to make our home
look like
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the flag shaggers headquarters,
Maggie, by all means.
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-Are you nervous about tomorrow?
-Yeah. But it's got to be done.
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I can't end the relationship without
him noticing. I wish I could.
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-Poor Neil.
-What do you mean, "Poor Neil"?
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You've been ripping the piss
out of him for six years.
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-Good luck.
-Thank you.
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-Yeah, good luck.
-Yeah night. Good night.
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Night.
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I'm so excited about your call-back,
Amara.
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I knew you'd end up quitting
your job and go back to dancing.
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I mean property. Ha. As if you're
gonna end up selling houses.
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I'm not quitting my job.
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You'll have to when you get the
advert! What will you do?
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Pretend you're sick while you go
film for a week in Iceland?
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I'm not quitting my job,
I've still got to pay my rent.
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Yeah but you can do that
without being in a job you hate.
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-You don't understand.
-Yeah I do! Look at me.
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Yeah, look at you, Maggie!
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You've managed to land
your dream job,
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so you think everybody else can too.
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And if they don't, they're selling
out, or they don't want it enough.
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I was told, explicitly,
by someone high up in the industry
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I would never make it
as a contemporary dancer.
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Amara, I'm sorry.
I did not realise...
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Yeah, and you didn't realise that I
was the only girl who looked like me
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on my degree course.
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Or when men chat shit to me
on dating apps,
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it's not just a "bad batch."
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I love you, babe.
You are my ride or die.
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But we are not the same.
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And you don't fucking get it
sometimes.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't need you to be sorry,
I just need you to see.
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How long have you thought that?
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I dunno...
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-Two years...
-Two years?
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No, I just... That's wrong.
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I haven't thought that
for two years.
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What I meant was...
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It's kind of like we've been
breaking up for two years.
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Right, okay then, so...
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That weekend in Amsterdam,
for our five year anniversary.
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-Were we broken up then?
-No.
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My aunt's wedding last summer,
were we broken up then?
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-No, I didn't mean...
-Cause it didn't feel like it.
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It felt like you were very much
my girlfriend, Nell.
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Two, two. One two. Two, two...
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I've never been single, Neil.
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I'm 25 and I've been in
relationships since I was 14?
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I don't want to be single.
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That's not enough of a reason for us
to take our 20s from each other.
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I've never felt like you've taken
anything from me.
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Until now.
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One, two...
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I really love you.
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You're my best mate.
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I don't want us to end like this.
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I'm okay. I just wanna be on my own.
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I'll call you in a couple of weeks.
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Yeah.
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-Wow.
-You like it?
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Oh my God. It looks so good.
Sorry I wasn't here to help.
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It doesn't matter! You're here now.
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We're gonna have an amazing night.
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-What's this?
-I'm employee of the month at work,
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they gave me 10,000 points
to spend in store.
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Um. Okay. First of all. That is
amazing. I am so proud of you.
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-Thank you!
-And second of all,
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Yes! We need all this stuff
for the house.
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-I'm going to keep it in my room.
-Why?
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-I'm gonna keep it for entertaining.
-We entertain all the time.
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-Not that kind of entertaining.
-Keeping it for my bottom drawer.
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-What does that mean?
-My mum had one when she was my age.
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It's like, keeping it special.
Collecting it for my first home.
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This is your first home.
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I need to get fucking shitfaced.
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Okay yeah, we can definitely
organise that, can't we Birdy?
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-Yeah.
-You okay. Want to talk about it?
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No, thanks.
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Go on then, we can use my
salmon platter for the party!
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-Wow! Nelly!
-Go on then.
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Okay...
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-Hey, queen!
-Hey, queen!
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I'm sorry.
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-Oh my God! You look so hot!
-Oh, hello!
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Alright, alright.
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-Great party.
-Hey! Great wig!
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Where can I get a glass?
I've brought vodka mixers.
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Vodka and mixers?
What is this, Mad Men?
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-What can I say?
-Come with me, I'll get you one.
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God, I don't recognise Camden
these days.
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Where have all the punks
and smackheads gone?
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The place has got no
community spirit anymore.
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Probably because people
like you and James
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rent out all the houses
to people like me?
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-What's in the bag?
-What isn't in the bag?
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Let's get fucked! Yeah!
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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-God, you look amazing.
-Thanks!
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Am I the oldest here?
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-I think so.
-Brilliant.
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Fucking yes!
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-What's that?
-Mcat! Can you believe it?
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Haven't seen it around since 2010,
but Ruth's dealer was selling it.
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Why is it on my salmon platter?
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Firstly, firstly your fucking boss
just barged into my room
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and asked for bump of ketamine.
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God, she is brilliant. She is like
a proper mentor, you know?
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No, it's not funny.
It's really unladylike.
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Since when do we give a fuck about
being "ladylike"?
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And I worked really hard for that
salmon platter! It's special!
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It was going to be an heirloom
to hand down to my daughter!
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I can't do that now because you've
crushed up disgusting drugs on it!
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Don't worry, I'll wash it!
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It's not about that, it's about
the memories of the platter!
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-You can't wash those off!
-Birdy! We're 24.
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Exactly! It's time we should start
acting a bit more responsibly!
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No, that means it's time for us
to have more fun.
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Yeah, come on, I'll make you
a vodka and coke. We'll put on TLC.
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-I don't want a drink.
-Have a dance then!
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-I don't want to dance.
-Jesus, you're never here!
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The one night you give us, you watch
the clock and wait for it to end.
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-I just don't want to get wasted!
-You don't mind getting wasted
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with Nathan and his friends.
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-That's different.
-Why is it different?
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You'll understand what I mean
when you have a proper relationship.
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Wow! Oh my God.
223
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It feels like you want to be with
Nathan, so go be with Nathan.
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I will.
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Spunk drunk.
She'll realise it soon enough.
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Woman cannot live on spunk alone.
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00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,120
But normally we have to find out
the hard way.
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00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,560
Listen, would you girls let me
rig up some cameras in here?
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For a reality show?
It'd be like minimal interference.
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Just go and have a word with type
one and we'll make a show of it.
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I thought it was
an adult relationship,
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because we met at university, but...
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I realise now we met
when we were kids, basically.
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-How'd you meet your wife?
-Same. Uni.
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Being together for all that time
and staying in love is tough.
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Yeah.
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00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,600
I think we weren't allowing
each other to become...
238
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,560
who we're meant to be, you know.
239
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,760
But maybe we could have
worked on that.
240
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,680
It's a bit about work,
but a lot about luck.
241
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,440
Whether you can keep loving all the
different versions of each other.
242
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,120
And you deserve to be with someone
who can love the woman you are now.
243
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:59,920
Although, this Nell looks pretty
hard to love, I hate to say it.
244
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,160
Shut up, she looks like
Avril Lavigne.
245
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,960
Er... Sure.
246
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,960
That girl's cute as hell
and you know it.
247
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,000
-Rock on.
-Yeah.
248
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,680
Yeah, she didn't know very much
about fashion.
249
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,200
No, she terrifies me.
That's right keep her away.
250
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,080
I forgot you were coming!
251
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,320
I thought you were
staring at the door, waiting.
252
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,840
Please.
253
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,520
To be clear,
this is not another booty call.
254
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,200
It can be a booty call.
255
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,560
When will you let me
take you out on a date?
256
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,440
-Why?
-People need to eat, don't they?
257
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,920
You must get hungry at some point
during the day, I'll take you to...
258
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,200
Really giving me the run around,
aren't you?
259
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:02,880
-I think you love it.
-Yeah, I do sort of love it.
260
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,480
-Mister boss man still here?
-He just left.
261
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,920
-He fancies you.
-No, he doesn't. He's married.
262
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,760
Yeah, never stops them.
263
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,560
What time is it?
264
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,360
Half three.
265
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,800
-I might have to go to bed.
-No! Don't leave me.
266
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,880
Maggie.
267
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,480
-Okay, night guys. I'm going to bed.
-Amara!
268
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,360
-I see. Okay.
-Do us proud, queen.
269
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,920
-Okay, Night night.
-Night night.
270
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,120
-Love you!
-Love you!
271
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,160
Right! We need more booze!
272
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,240
Hey, do one of you guys
have a light?
273
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:31,320
Wow... Smoking weed in the street.
Reminds me of my youth.
274
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,760
-How old are you guys?
-Nineteen.
275
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,560
God, so young. Everyone I know
has got so old and unfun.
276
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,840
And I'm like, sorry I want to live
before I die. You know.
277
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,000
Make yourself at home, lads.
278
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,760
-You're back.
-For you, Madame.
279
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,880
And Shiraz?
280
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:32,960
-Maggie! My laptop's gone!
-Are you sure?
281
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,720
Yeah. We've looked everywhere.
282
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,440
Mine's gone too!
I always keep it here.
283
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,720
Mine was playing music in the
kitchen but I don't get it.
284
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,320
Who would have taken it?
We knew everyone who was here.
285
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,360
Fuck. Do you think it was
one of those boys?
286
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,040
What boys?
287
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,240
The guys I met outside the Londis.
I invited them in for a bit.
288
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,440
I didn't see them leave.
289
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,440
-Maggie!
-I'm sorry.
290
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,840
Do you know their names?
291
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,760
-Where they live?
-No.
292
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,040
-Fuck!
-Why did you invite them?
293
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,840
Okay.
I'm gonna buy you a new laptop.
294
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,720
We'll split the cost,
I'll pay you back.
295
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,760
What am I gonna tell school?
I need that laptop for work, Maggie.
296
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,680
Okay. I am going to fix this.
297
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,320
Just trust me,
I'm gonna sort this out today.
298
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,360
And I think we all agree,
there is one woman
299
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,520
who is the absolute opposite
of a dodgy dealer and that is...
300
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,320
Her Majesty The Queen.
301
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,040
Yes, we're here to
celebrate her diamond jubilee,
302
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,800
that's 60 years on the throne,
ladies and gentlemen!
303
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,480
Give it up.
304
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,520
Go on. Go have a pork pie.
Knock yourself out, go on.
305
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,560
-James.
-Yeah.
306
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,280
I'm Maggie. I texted you earlier.
307
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,680
Oh, what? What is this emergency?
308
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,600
If it's about the washing machine,
you'll have to live with it.
309
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,680
Put some towels down
and mop up the liquid.
310
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,360
It's not that. What's wrong
with the washing machine?
311
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,920
Nothing, I'm sure it's fine.
312
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,680
Can we talk somewhere
a bit more quiet?
313
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,760
So. That is the long
and the short of it.
314
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,480
We won't be paying our rent
this month. Because we can't.
315
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,200
And it will never happen again,
316
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,840
but this is just gonna have to be
our month off.
317
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,960
-Like a fallow month.
-You can't be serious?
318
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,200
-I am.
-But you can't not pay your rent.
319
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,960
-You heard what happened...
-I'm afraid it's not my problem.
320
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:45,600
Mate. Come on. Let's just be real
for a moment here.
321
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,920
That place is falling apart.
You are massively overcharging us.
322
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,360
We've lived there for months
and we never bother you.
323
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,080
Just give us this one on the house.
324
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,160
Sorry, it's out of the question.
325
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,520
I'll let you pay this month's late.
If it'll help.
326
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,880
-How late?
-I'll give you a week.
327
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,240
-I feel sick.
-Big night?
328
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,640
Yeah.
329
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,800
Well, you know, there's only ever
one thing for it to get you through.
330
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,880
And that, is to carry on drinking.
331
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,800
Yeah. I forgot. You were like,
332
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,040
quite a big party boy in the '90s,
weren't you?
333
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,680
Well, I tried.
334
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,640
-Do you like to get high?
-Why?
335
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,920
Couple of bombs of Mandy's,
leftover from last night.
336
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,800
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
337
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,720
-You wouldn't want to...
-No, what, what?
338
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,520
Wouldn't want to take 'em,
would you?
339
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,120
-It is a big day, isn't it?
-Right?
340
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,400
Yeah. I feel like
it's what she would want.
341
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,040
You won't put this on Twitter
will you?
342
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,880
No.
343
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,480
Yeah alright, go on.
344
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,920
Oh they're quite big, aren't they?
345
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,440
Mmhmm.
346
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,640
-We'll feel it in like 40 minutes?
-Yeah.
347
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,000
And it's a mellow high, so really...
A nice mellow high.
348
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,120
You know, I'd forgotten
how amazing this feels.
349
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,960
It's amazing.
350
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,680
Thanks for saying
we can pay our rent late.
351
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,280
It's fine.
352
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:43,920
And it's fine if it's like
six months late isn't it?
353
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,560
Mm. Yeah.
354
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Yeah, you see you now.
I know what it's like to be young.
355
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,280
I love you, James. You're the best.
356
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,840
Will you stroke my scalp?
357
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,880
No, not my hair, my scalp.
358
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,360
Yeah.
359
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,880
-Hey.
-Good news.
360
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,360
What?
361
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,280
Our landlord is giving us six months
to pay this month's rent late.
362
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,640
So I'll use this month's rent to buy
Nell a new laptop next week.
363
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,160
I'll do leafleting shifts in the
evening and weekends.
364
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,680
-Thank fuck.
-How did you manage that?
365
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,280
I accidentally got high with him.
366
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,600
What is it with you taking class As
with old men?
367
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,720
Come and meet me for a drink?
368
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,920
Mate, no. We're hanging.
369
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,120
We've been cleaning the house
all day.
370
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,960
Oh, please, Amara.
I don't want to go to bed.
371
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,600
Maggie. You're chasing the night.
372
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,360
And there's nothing out there
for you.
373
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,760
Please?
374
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,360
No, you are putting off
the comedown.
375
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,760
And every time you put off
the comedown, it doubles.
376
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,040
Fine. I'll see you tomorrow.
377
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,000
-Bye.
-Love you, bye.
378
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,800
-Hey, you!
-Hey!
379
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,040
-It's been ages.
-How are you?
380
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,400
I'm at a party. Come!
I want to see you!
381
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,760
-Where?
-Liverpool.
382
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,560
Oh yeah,
you're still studying there.
383
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,200
Just get a train.
384
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,840
I think the last train's gone.
385
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,440
It's over 200 miles away.
386
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,960
Fine. How much will it cost?
387
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,080
-Three hundred?
-I have 150 pounds.
388
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,280
Can you turn it up a bit, please?
389
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,240
-Hey! How are you?
-Hey! Good you?
390
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,240
-Yeah. Shush. Upstairs...
-Oh, okay.
391
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,480
-What happened to the party?
-Oh, it ended.
392
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,600
But it's okay, yeah? Party for two!
393
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,040
Why you at your parents' house?
Not doing your PhD?
394
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,560
No, I am. Me and my girlfriend,
we broke up. So...
395
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,040
Yeah, I had to move out.
396
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,280
-I'm so sorry.
-It's okay. Head upstairs.
397
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,080
-I'll grab us a drink.
-Okay, yeah.
398
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,240
Sorry. I'm sorry.
399
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,520
-I've drunk way too much tonight.
-It's okay. We can just hang out.
400
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,800
I think ending that relationship
kind of broke my dick.
401
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,600
It's okay. It will fix itself.
They nearly always do.
402
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,240
Sometimes, I think
I'm addicted to being awake.
403
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,200
Maybe you're scared of being asleep.
404
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,640
I guess so.
405
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,080
-Why?
-Don't know.
406
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,400
Feels like being dead.
407
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,200
I think it'll be fun, being dead.
408
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,720
Why?
409
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,200
Wouldn't have to worry
about anything.
410
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,560
Sounds awful.
411
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,680
I never want to die.
412
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,080
We have to die.
413
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,840
It's what gives life meaning.
414
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,760
I hate it when people say stuff
like that.
415
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,200
It's all meaningless anyway.
416
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,160
We're literally lying on
a cartoon duvet, smoking weed.
417
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,200
You can keep your bit of meaning.
418
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,000
It's a too high a price to pay
for an eternity of nothingness.
419
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,040
I never want to not be here.
420
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,520
Shall we try to sleep?
421
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,920
Okay.
422
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,960
Where you going?
423
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,320
Home.
424
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,840
-Mags.
-Where are you?
425
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,520
-Where are you?
-Liverpool, weirdly.
426
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,800
-What are you doing in Liverpool?
-The Beatles walking tour. Finally.
427
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,640
I don't know.
428
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,760
Why didn't you pick up my calls?
429
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,720
I was asleep.
430
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,000
Are you on your way home?
431
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,320
Okay, you have to know,
432
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,280
I literally would rather walk back
along the motorway to London,
433
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,120
than ask you this, in fact I did
check how long it would take
434
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,440
and it's two days 10 hours,
which would be fine,
435
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,120
but I do have a really important
meeting tomorrow morning.
436
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,840
I need to get a train ticket home
and I don't have any money left.
437
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,920
And I'm at the bottom
of my overdraft.
438
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,800
But I will pay you back
the minute I get paid next week.
439
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:39,280
I'm not transferring you any money.
I'll book a ticket and email it.
440
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,120
Thank you.
441
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,960
-Is your phone fully charged?
-Yep.
442
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,560
And I'm gonna buy you
a thank you present.
443
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,680
And I will cook you
your favourite dinner.
444
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,240
I'll book you onto the coach
instead of a train. It's cheaper.
445
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,200
Okay.
446
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,280
It takes longer.
It will give you some time
447
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,760
to think about the consequences
of your decisions.
448
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,000
Alright Birdy, ease up a little bit.
449
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,200
I already feel like shit.
450
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:09,120
I'm really sorry.
I would do the same for you.
451
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,320
Thank you. I love you.
452
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,240
Bye.
453
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,960
She's alive.
454
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,120
Shall we ring your mum?
455
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,840
No. She already hates Dad.
456
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,680
He promised he'd be there.
457
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,080
He missed my concert,
458
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,000
and he's forgotten he's meant to
be having me for the weekend.
459
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,680
Why don't we get the bus
to his salon?
460
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,760
I bet he was working late and he's
organised a surprise for you.
461
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,800
Yeah.
462
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,800
Stay here!
463
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,080
-Maggie!
-I'm not Maggie, I'm your dad.
464
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,960
My name is Ivan and I like to...
465
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,560
be late for everything and...
marry loads of women. Now...
466
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,560
Let's hear that violin.
467
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,600
Go on.
468
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:45,280
Bravo! Oh my God!
469
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,400
And the crowd goes wild!
470
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:56,600
There. Now your dad's seen it.
471
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,520
You are the only person
in the world
472
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,720
who knows how to make me feel
better.
473
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,120
Martini?
474
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,120
-They're for the clients!
-Oh, your dad won't notice.
475
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,640
-We are so fun, aren't we?
-We are the funnest.
476
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,880
...and to be honest, yes,
it was too small.
477
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,360
I mean in terms of square footage,
we'll grow out of it very quickly.
478
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,000
But there is planning permission
for a loft conversion.
479
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,600
-That's great.
-Really?
480
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,360
Yes, so we just decided to make
an offer and we'll see how it goes.
481
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,320
The prodigal son returns!
482
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,120
Hi!
483
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,320
Sorry. I didn't realise
you had people round.
484
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,360
-Mags, this is Danny and Fran.
-Hey.
485
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640
-Hello.
-Hello.
486
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,080
-Hi, Nathan.
-Yo.
487
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,920
What's with the, um...?
Where did you get the...?
488
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,640
There was a hen party on the coach.
489
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,160
Thought it would be a nice trinket
for the living room.
490
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,720
-Where have you been?
-Liverpool.
491
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,080
Oh, lovely.
Have you got friends who live there?
492
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,880
Sort of. Yeah, I mean,
it was a bit of an impromptu trip.
493
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,080
I was on a night out last night
and didn't want the night to end,
494
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,320
but no one here wanted to carry on.
But my friend in Liverpool did.
495
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,960
So I just got a cab to his.
496
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,760
Oh, right.
497
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,000
What happened with the flat?
Did they accept your offer or...?
498
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,520
-We're still waiting to hear back...
-It's not just about the night out.
499
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,880
Is it?
It's also because you love drama.
500
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,000
Look, I'm a pretty reasonable guy.
501
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,920
And I don't like getting involved
in other people's business.
502
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,760
But Belinda was really,
really worried about you.
503
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,520
Okay.
504
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,160
Well, I'm gonna go and have a bath,
so...
505
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,120
H ave a lovely evening, everyone.
506
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,760
-Loft conversion.
-Loft conversion, yes.
507
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,920
-That was delicious, thank you.
-Oh, good.
508
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,920
-How long have you known each other?
-A long time.
509
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,400
She was the first person I met
at school. So... 13 years?
510
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,160
I know she's your best friend,
511
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,960
and I know you love her,
512
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,240
but I don't know how you've done it
for 13 years.
513
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,360
Yeah...
514
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,760
She's, she's pretty exhausting.
515
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,680
Coffee anyone?
516
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,760
Yeah. Please, sounds good.
517
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,960
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