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Five, six...
Five, six, seven, eight.
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That was the best we've got it!
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-Yes!
-I got none of it right!
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Okay, let's learn the next section.
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Right, so we go... Ba, ba, ba.
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-I'll get it!
-Twisty. Twisty.
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Okay, so, ba, ba, ba,
twisty, twisty.
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-Throw... Hiya!
-Alright? How's it going?
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It's going good.
How are you?
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Yeah, alright thanks.
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Sorry, we're a bit not dressed.
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-We're learning a dance routine.
-Class! Let's see.
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-Yes!
-No way.
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-Absolutely not.
-Come on! He'll love it!
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I actually better head to my room,
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-just got loads of work to do.
-Really?
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Yeah. But it's great!
Let's finish another time.
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Can we do it one more time
for Nathan?
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I've really got to crack on,
I'm sorry Nathan.
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It was lovely to see you, though.
I wish we could catch up properly.
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Maybe next time.
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-Thank you
-Hi.
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Sit down.
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We've all been there.
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At one point or another,
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we've all felt someone
backing out of a relationship,
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in slow motion,
hoping you won't realise.
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Now, I know that the best way
to deal with this is to stay calm,
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give them space
and remain dignified.
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But like all the important lessons.
That took me a while to learn.
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You coming down for dinner?
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No, go ahead. I'm doing job
applications and then blogging.
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Don't eat in front of your laptop
again.
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Amara, we are in a boom of mediocre
girls making a name for themselves
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by being moderately funny
on the internet.
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I can't waste a minute.
This is my time.
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Okay. I guess it's just me,
Birdy, Nell,
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and our fourth housemate Nathan.
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I know, right?
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And she doesn't even warn us
anymore?
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I don't know how this happened.
Why is he here all the time?
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Right?!
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And he can't quite get the
boyfriend-of-a-housemate vibe right.
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Yeah, and it's super simple:
talk a tiny bit,
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but not too much
and always offer to make tea.
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If in doubt, act like a respectful
waiter in a high-end restaurant.
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And why is he constantly watching
televised sports?
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It is a permanent rotation of
football, rugby, cricket, snooker.
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How many different ways
can men push balls around?
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I have learnt so much about sport
in the past month,
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all of it against my will.
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Why do I know when the transfer
window closes, Amara? Why?
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I've been doing the calculations,
and I think he's used up, like,
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seven pounds of hot water
in this week alone.
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-Sure.
-I've got it all recorded,
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in case we ever need to use it.
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Maybe you should put the book away
for a bit.
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I don't understand why they're
seeing so much of each other
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-so early on.
-Neither do I.
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But I s'pose it's not really
any of our business.
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Oh see? This is where you
let me down, Amara.
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Stop being so relaxed.
I need you to be livid.
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Stay here with me in the madness.
Grab a pen.
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Take tabs of how often
he's using the kettle.
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Nutter.
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-I mean can you ever have all three?
-No, I don't think so.
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What about David Attenborough?
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That is a really good point Nathan.
Really, really good point.
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-What you guys talking about?
-The three motivations for a career.
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Bread, cred or integ. Bread, money.
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Credibility, recognition.
Integ, satisfaction.
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-You mean being smug.
-No, I mean your integrity.
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-And you think you're integ.
-Oh so true.
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-All teachers think they're integ.
-I do not think I'm integ!
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Yeah, you do. With your 8 AM
starts and your... unions.
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I'm sorry I'm the only one in
this house qualified for anything.
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And I get in for 7:30 actually,
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not that you'd know because
you're asleep when I go.
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-I think you're missing a category.
-Which?
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-Incred.
-What's incred?
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Whether you want to be incredible.
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Whether you want your work
to leave a legacy in the world.
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Definitely not me.
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No!
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I won't have the classification
system derailed like this.
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Incred is not a category.
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It's something you've made up cause
you think people can still get jobs
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by being precocious to some bigwig
who says,
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"I'm taking a chance on you, kid."
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-See I'd love that.
-I've got to blog.
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-What about?
-The ethics of reusing a nude.
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Go leave that legacy in the world.
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Honestly Nathan,
you've got to read her blog.
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It is so funny. It's better than
any magazine you'll ever buy.
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I'll check it out.
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Oh God,
I'm sorry for the surprise visit,
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I don't have a number
for any of you.
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-Who are you?
-I'm James, I'm your landlord.
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What the fuck is going on?
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This is James our landlord,
apparently.
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I have got a leather sofa for you.
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We don't need a leather sofa,
we've got a sofa.
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You won't turn it down
when you see it.
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-We don't have room.
-Just come out to the van
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and look before
you make your mind up?
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-Why you trying to flog us a sofa?
-I'm not...
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Fuck sa... I'm trying
to give it to you for free.
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-No, thank you.
-What's going on?
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No, they don't want it...
I don't know...
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not enough room apparently...
Look just stay in the van,
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and we'll dump it at number 32.
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Because I think the tenants
are on holiday. Yeah.
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Do I know you?
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You present Dodgy Dealers!
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Yeah, that's the one, yeah.
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Giving ripped-off Britain
a right to reply.
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While you're here, can you
take a look at the damp on the wall.
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Yeah, I think that will just clear
up by itself, to be honest.
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Hmm. I don't think it will.
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Well, can't you girls see it
as like bohemian?
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Like you're a group of artist
in The East Village in the '70s?
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Splattering canvasses
with your own blood?
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-Well, I...
-No.
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Fine, well I'll speak to
my business partner
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get 'em to come at the weekend,
take look. Hello?
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Yeah... no, I want to keep it
out of court...
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Yeah, well it's a roof you know.
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Yeah? Well, roofs sag don't they?
You know?
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They do, yeah.
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Why is the presenter of Dodgy
Dealers in our house?
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-He's our landlord!
-I've gotta go.
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-Good luck with your interview!
-Got your sandwich?
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Yes! Love you! Bye.
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You look great!
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I'm so nervous.
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I should go.
The interview isn't until 12,
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I want to familiarise myself
with the location.
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-It's seven.
-You can never be too prepared.
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It's one of the most prestigious
companies in the world.
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Eat this mid-morning
cause you talk...
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-Too fast when I'm hungry, I know.
-Deep breaths.
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You're gonna be great.
Call me when you're done.
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-Love you.
-Love you!
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-Bye.
-Bye! Good luck with the interview!
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-No leafleting today?
-No shifts.
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Doing job applications.
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Look at you
in your corporate wardrobe.
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I never thought I'd see you
out of leggings.
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-I know. Mental.
-How does it feel?
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I can't believe it's every day
like this forever.
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I am so tired every lunch time.
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I look at the clock and there's
still five more hours to go.
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But, at least...
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I wish I could do
what you've done.
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Which is?
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Give up my dreams and sell out
for an ASOS wardrobe.
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-What's in today's?
-Marmite and lettuce.
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It's all we had in the fridge.
Sorry.
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-I'll see you later.
-Bye!
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Morning.
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March, 1979. My Mum gets a job
at Peter Jones as a Saturday girl.
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The John Lewis lineage in my family
begins.
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My first week at university.
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To make my room in halls feel like
home, I pack a dressing gown,
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bedding and a pair of mugs,
all from John Lewis. And guess what?
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It feels like home!
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John Lewis and its products have
walked me through womanhood,
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and this is one of the many reasons
I feel qualified for a career here.
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From the shop floor, to head office.
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I'll now talk you through
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what I love about each
and every department.
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First, the very fabric of the
company, haberdashery...
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What's happening?
You're listening to Kit Roberts,
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I want you to get in touch
with the show, text in on 85628,
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I wanna hear your stories about
how you met your loved ones.
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The show, right after this, Love At
First Sight by Kylie Minogue.
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Okay, let's try it again.
Five, six, seven, eight!
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What are you doing, you freak?
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I told you we're practising
our dance.
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You can't take over the living room!
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Mum is going to kill you
if she knows you've eaten in here.
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-It's just crisps.
-Oh, get out.
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No. My Bat Mitzvah is in two weeks
and we need to rehearse.
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Samuel are any
of your friends coming?
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A couple, why?
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-She means is Dan coming.
-I dunno.
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-Can you text him and ask?
-No.
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-I'll give you ten pounds.
-You haven't got that.
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Yes, I have, stupid fat head!
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-Birthday money from Grandma.
-I'll give you five if he comes.
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Yeah, he's coming.
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Oh, my God. We can't do the dance
if Dan's going to be there.
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-Can we not?
-No.
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Because we will look like losers
and we will die.
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We will literally die.
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What have I said about eating
crisps in the no-food room?!
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Mum I...
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And good morning to you.
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-Hey.
-Hey, babe. How'd you get on?
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Does it annoy you that Birdy's here
a lot?
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No.
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-Is she here a lot?
-Yeah. Like three times a week.
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Then Nathan's at ours
three times a week.
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I barely noticed.
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I think they just go straight into
his room to...
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eat stir-fries and watch The OC
or whatever it is they do.
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She invited him round the other
night without telling any of us.
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We were in the middle
of learning a dance.
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Dance?
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-What for?
-Not for anything.
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Are you gonna perform it anywhere?
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No.
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So then, what was the point?
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You're being a snob.
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I'm sorry I like to have fun.
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I'm sorry I don't like
to sit around,
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listening to miserable songs
by The Cookie Monster.
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Okay, his name is Tom Waits.
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And I'm not being a snob.
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I'm just telling you not to
do that dance in public anywhere.
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Cause I don't want people
to laugh at you, Maggie.
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Because I'm very protective of you.
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God, you're such a twat.
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-Where are you going?
-Home. I've got to write.
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Okay.
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This is for you.
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What is it?
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Some songs
I thought you might like.
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-A mix tape?!
-Yeah.
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Yeah. So now you can listen
to some actual music.
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If you think I'm such a dumb bitch,
why do you keep sleeping with me?
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Because you're so fit
and it drives me mental.
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So you don't fancy me
because of my personality?
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Maggie, I fancy you
in spite of your personality.
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-I can stay a bit longer.
-Good.
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-Say it again.
-You're a dumb bitch.
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You're a hot dumb bitch
with a shit personality.
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-Hey.
-Hey! How did it go?
239
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,000
Rubbish.
They turned me down on the spot.
240
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,240
Oh no, why?
241
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,840
I don't know. Something about "wrong
energy for the counter," I dunno.
242
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,080
I'm so sorry, little Bird.
243
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,560
-It's okay.
-Right, I'm about to come home.
244
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,800
Me and Nell will make
commiseration fajitas,
245
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,600
I'll take you to the pub, and we
can stay there all weekend.
246
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,920
That's so nice of you but Nathan's
gonna cook me dinner tonight.
247
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,640
Oh, right.
248
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,960
-You should join us!
-Really?
249
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,640
Yeah! With Street.
250
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,960
Great! I mean...
251
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:42,880
I don't think Nathan and Street have
ever shared a meal together.
252
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,320
But yeah... let's do it!
Let me know what I can pick up.
253
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,240
-Okay perfect! I'll let Nathan know.
-Okay, great love you bye.
254
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,640
Bye, love you.
255
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,200
-Hey!
-Hey!
256
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,360
-You guys know each other.
-Hi.
257
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,120
-Yeah, sorry to hear about the job.
-It's okay.
258
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,360
What have you guys been
doing today?
259
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,320
Nothing much really,
just er, hung out.
260
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,120
We worked out how many CDs we
could balance on Maggie's nipples.
261
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,520
Cool!
262
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,960
-How many?
-Only like, one on each.
263
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:43,320
Well yeah, but then we got them
really cold and it was two on each.
264
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,320
-What are you cooking?
-Recipe from a Mister Jamie Oliver.
265
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,680
The patron saint
to all heterosexual men.
266
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,560
There you go...
267
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,240
Well at least
they gave you clear feedback.
268
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,040
Yeah. And they said they'd keep me
in mind for other roles.
269
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,080
It will all be worth it
when we have jobs.
270
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,120
We will never take them for granted.
271
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,320
-Nup.
-What?
272
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:23,560
We want work, we get work,
then we resent work.
273
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,360
That's how it goes.
274
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,040
Fifteen Minute Meals
my fuckin' arse,
275
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,360
more like hour-and-a-half
beef stroganoff...
276
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,880
-This looks amazing!
-Thank you Nathan.
277
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,480
Yeah, thanks mate.
278
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,200
Well, help yourselves,
I've gotta go to cook the rice.
279
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,760
Maybe I shouldn't have done
the presentation.
280
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,720
Are you kidding?
You definitely should have.
281
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,240
The presentation was knock-out.
282
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,800
-How do you know?
-She showed me. It was quality.
283
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,480
Well fuck those guys.
They weren't right for you.
284
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:58,640
-Fuck them.
-And... another toast.
285
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,200
To our one month anniversary.
286
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,160
One month since what?
287
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,720
Our first date! We have you guys
to thank for it, really.
288
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,760
I'm sorry the present
didn't arrive on time.
289
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,360
Oh, it's okay baby...
290
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,640
-Isn't an anniversary a year?
-Mhm.
291
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,520
-That beef was really chewy.
-No, it was perfect.
292
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,440
I've got an idea.
Let's open The Vault.
293
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,960
No, I don't think so.
294
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,440
What's The Vault?
295
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,360
The Vault is this metaphorical thing
we open.
296
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,640
We throw in our darkest thoughts,
then we close The Vault
297
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,680
and we're never allowed to mention
what was put in it.
298
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,800
-Until we reopen The Vault.
-I like the sound of this.
299
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,360
No the Vault should only be opened
with very old friends
300
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,520
who have known each other
a very long time.
301
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,920
I think we should do it!
302
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,240
I declare The Vault
officially open.
303
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,760
Nathan, why don't you go first.
Start us off with something light.
304
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,440
Right. Okay.
305
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,040
God, this is hard isn't it?
306
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:18,880
Er, okay. I hate all art.
307
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,480
I hate galleries. All of 'em.
308
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:33,200
Okay, perfect, great one to get us
rolling. Birdy, your go.
309
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,120
No, I can't think of one.
310
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,040
-Yes, you can.
-No, I can't.
311
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,080
I've got one for you. You don't like
it when men say they're feminists.
312
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,840
-I didn't say, I didn't say that.
-Yes you did.
313
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,160
And you also said you hate it
314
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,440
when they act like they think
sexual harassment's the worst thing,
315
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,760
when really we know they think
murder is the worst thing.
316
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,680
I don't remember saying that.
317
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,960
I do. Because I think it's one of
the best things you've ever said.
318
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:06,680
I think women should have the same
opportunities and rights as men.
319
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,680
I'd be sad if you were murdered.
320
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,600
Oh yeah, how sad?
321
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,480
I probably wouldn't cry at the time,
322
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,800
but then years later when someone
really important to me would die,
323
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,960
like my mum or Elvis Costello,
324
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,440
well, I'd be devastated,
325
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:40,120
and I'd realise I'm actually crying
about that murdered Maggie girl too.
326
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,560
Baby. That is romantic.
327
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,600
Maybe I should have only cooked it
for the actual fifteen minutes.
328
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,760
Quite an interesting vibe
they've got going there.
329
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,240
I know.
330
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,560
Let's drown them out.
331
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,640
13.73 billion years
after the big bang...
332
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,040
...what happens?
Well, the universe shrinks.
333
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,720
The universe gets hotter and hotter
and hotter...
334
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,920
-Maggie. Can I ask you a question?
-Yeah?
335
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,080
When's my one month anniversary
present coming?
336
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,680
-That is my worst nightmare.
-I know. Mine too.
337
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,760
That's what I like about you.
It's simple. Just fun.
338
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,800
"Just fun"?
339
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,640
Yeah. It's great! I love it.
340
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,800
You're just a dumb bitch
who asks for nothing.
341
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,960
What?
342
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,240
Oh, come on, Maggie.
That turned you on a few hours ago.
343
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,800
It's fine.
344
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,840
Okay, I know it's not, but I'm
choosing to ignore the subtext.
345
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,960
-Maggie, you have to talk to him.
-No, you talk to him.
346
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,880
I'll stand with you,
but I can't talk.
347
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,280
Okay, fine.
348
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,600
You look amazing, like,
literally like a model.
349
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,360
So do you.
350
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,240
Hey, Dan.
351
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,920
-Who are you?
-Maggie.
352
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,520
-How do you know my name?
-We've met before.
353
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,600
-At Samuel's birthday party.
-We haven't.
354
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,160
-We have.
-I'd remember you.
355
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,960
-Really?
-Yeah.
356
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,840
I'd definitely remember
a lanky minger with no tits.
357
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,440
The call it Camden Breakfast,
apparently...
358
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,320
Really? I have never heard of it.
359
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,440
-Yes. Specific to the region.
-We should have it every day.
360
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,480
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, why?
361
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,720
-Didn't seem yourself last night.
-You joking?
362
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,440
I was worried because
you didn't seem like yourself.
363
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,080
-Really? Why?
-You just seemed wiggy.
364
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,520
What? I was worried because
you seemed wiggy.
365
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,920
Like how?
366
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,240
Like... you were acting
like my cousin.
367
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,160
-Like Dennis?
-No not my actual cousin, I mean...
368
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,600
You were acting so formal
and proper with me, like...
369
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,320
we didn't know each other that well.
370
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,720
I was fine. Are you fine?
371
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,520
-I'm great. As long as you're okay.
-Stop say...
372
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,280
-I'm fine.
-Great.
373
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,720
Great.
374
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,400
Nathan's great. Such a good hosts.
375
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,880
Aw. You and Street
are a great couple.
376
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,680
So full of beans.
377
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,840
Were you pissed with me
opening The Vault?
378
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,720
Not at all.
379
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,680
Well, we should get going,
we'll be late for Nell and Amara.
380
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,360
Oh, did I not say? I can't come.
381
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,400
-Why, what are you doing?
-Watching Nathan play five-a-side.
382
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,640
-Hello!
-Hey.
383
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,520
-Permission to open the vault.
-Permission denied.
384
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,920
-Why?
-You violated the rules.
385
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
-Like when?!
-Like last time we opened it,
386
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,480
just the two of us and the next day
Amara asks if it's true
387
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,720
I hate all white men
who teach martial arts.
388
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:16,640
Come on, she normally keeps it to
herself. That's not a vault thing.
389
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,440
Hi guys. So I see you're here
on the Groupon deal,
390
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,840
which, as I'm sure you're aware,
entitles you to one sandwich each,
391
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,720
but if you want to order
anything else,
392
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,200
then you are welcome to...
393
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,640
pay the surplus...
394
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,880
-Just another round, I'm guessing.
-Lovely, thank you.
395
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,960
He is peng.
396
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,440
I know.
397
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,560
Okay, Vault opened.
398
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,680
I hate The Beatles.
399
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,200
They bum me out. I will leave
the room if someone plays them.
400
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,880
But I wish I could buy a flatpack
of information about their music
401
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,280
and have someone assemble it
in my brain,
402
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,880
so I'd know what to say
when fit men talk about them.
403
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,560
I don't like Australian people.
404
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,400
If you wanna talk about Nathan,
we can just talk about Nathan.
405
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,040
This has nothing to do with Nathan.
406
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,440
I wasn't thinking about him.
407
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,040
I just hate that because
there's so much beach there,
408
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,440
they think they're like this...
relaxed, horny country,
409
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,720
when they're not even that fun.
410
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,280
So you can surf, so what?
411
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,000
That doesn't replace
having a personality.
412
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,200
And the way they go on about the
weather like it's an achievement?
413
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,600
I think it's pathetic
it's sunny there all the time.
414
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,840
It should be cold sometimes. Like,
grow up and face reality maybe?
415
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,040
And the way they're always saying,
"no worries, no worries."
416
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,440
Sometimes it is worries.
417
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,760
Sometimes it's good to be worried
about things.
418
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,760
-You finished?
-Yeah.
419
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,720
Here we are.
420
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,920
-You're dribbling.
-He's so...
421
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,080
-It's him.
-Oh my God!
422
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,280
What did I miss?
423
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,040
We couldn't see his photos
on his profile, so we found his nan.
424
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,880
Does it say if he's single?
425
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,520
-Does it say where he lives?
-Love his jacket.
426
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,520
Hey, I'm here about the damp.
427
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,240
Oh, yeah, in the kitchen
just through here.
428
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,760
Do you mind if I leave you to it?
429
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,440
Our favourite programme's starting.
430
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,320
Yeah, it's fine.
431
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,080
-This is gonna be a good episode.
-Me too.
432
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,640
I think Jade and Kyle
might get back together.
433
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,200
Do you?
434
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,480
-I would fuck Kyle Kudos to pieces.
-Same.
435
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,120
No way.
436
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,920
I know he's rank as a genre of
person, but he is objectively buff.
437
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,480
You have to admit it. Look.
438
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,720
I just don't think I could be
sexually intimate
439
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,320
with someone who thinks it's,
like, a groovy vibe
440
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,080
to wear rosary beads and order a
bottle of vodka
441
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,480
with a sparkler in it.
442
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,800
Maggie can you not talk shit
about my man, please?
443
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,200
Hi.
444
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,080
As much as I enjoy spending
my Saturday night
445
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,760
in a graduate house-share looking at
damp, I'd like to get this sorted.
446
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,600
Thanks.
How long's the stain been there?
447
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,520
Since we moved in.
Just over a month ago.
448
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,200
Okay, I'll rent you a dehumidifier.
449
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,440
I don't want him
to embarrass himself.
450
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,600
I know. That's the thing.
451
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,520
Yeah...
452
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,120
Well we are, because that's the
only thing that gets rid of damp.
453
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,080
Eighty quid a week...
454
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,760
The same one we used at number 14...
455
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,440
Then they'll get off our backs...
456
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,640
Yeah? Well I'm about to do it now
and I'm gonna use your card details.
457
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,840
So it doesn't matter if you agree
with me, because you are not in...
458
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,680
-Cunt.
-Was that our landlord?
459
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,360
Yeah. Ex-husband.
460
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,760
So what do you think
of the new girl?
461
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,680
Like her.
462
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,160
Like her, but don't think
she's a romantic interest.
463
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,560
What is she then?
464
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,200
Comic relief. She's like mustard.
465
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,760
You just want a bit on the side.
466
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,040
She's like a relish
of the whole show.
467
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,160
To bring out the flavour
of the sausage.
468
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,480
-Right. So who's the sausage?
-Kyle, obviously.
469
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,840
-Do you work in TV?
-She watches TV.
470
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,840
-I write about TV.
-Where?
471
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,960
-My blog.
-Depressing.
472
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,480
I make this show.
473
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,640
-You do not.
-I do. I'm the executive producer.
474
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,120
We are obsessed
with Heirs and Graces.
475
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,560
I can see that.
476
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,400
I've reviewed the past two series.
Please could I send them to you?
477
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,160
I'd love for you to read them. And
if you need anyone to do anything.
478
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,720
Make tea, send emails,
brush Bohemia's hair.
479
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,560
I would love to do it. Anything.
I can send you my CV.
480
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,080
Where are you working now?
481
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,040
-I work in sales.
-What's your star sign?
482
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,440
-Virgo.
-Rising?
483
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,880
-Gemini.
-Moon?
484
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,440
Taurus! She's moon in Taurus.
485
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,320
Come into the offices
on Monday?
486
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,000
-Yes!
-Just for a chat.
487
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,960
Purple Turtle Productions.
Late afternoon.
488
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,400
I'd love that.
489
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,720
The dehumidifier'll be here
tomorrow, brats.
490
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,240
-Thank you.
-What's your name?
491
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,120
-Maggie.
-Roisin.
492
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,680
-See, incred?
-Oh, for God's sake!
493
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,200
That has never ever happened
ever before.
494
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,600
-She took a chance on me.
-She didn't!
495
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,000
She called me kid!
496
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,720
-Molly?
-No reception.
497
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,320
-Yep.
-Yes, of course.
498
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,320
You can go through.
499
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,400
-Sorry. Is it just down...?
-Yep, straight ahead.
500
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,080
So, I read your blog.
501
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,720
Your TV reviews are great.
502
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,920
Your observations
really made me laugh.
503
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,840
-Thank you!
-Some of that stuff though,
504
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,240
dates right back.
505
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:27,240
-I need to delete a load of it.
-Hmm yeah. You should.
506
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,760
All those "girl about town feels a
bit fat, wants a boyfriend" stories.
507
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,040
-Made me sad.
-Yeah.
508
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,000
And sad not just to be a woman
but like to be alive. Y'know?
509
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840
I do know, yep.
510
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,560
-So tell me why you like this show.
-Because it's real.
511
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,440
It's easy to slag these shows off,
512
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,040
but I think we're gonna look back
on them in the future
513
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,920
and think they're kind
of extraordinary.
514
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,880
Because they don't have an ending.
515
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:01,240
Their lives and relationships
continue after directors shout cut.
516
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,720
Imagine finishing Casablanca,
517
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,920
and knowing a beautiful friendship
really did just begin.
518
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,200
That those two guys are out there,
somewhere in Morocco.
519
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,080
Little old men, propping up a bar.
520
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,400
Imagine how interested
you'd be in that story.
521
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,360
Except not Casablanca
because that film is so boring
522
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,920
I don't understand how a film...
523
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,520
Okay right.
524
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,440
I'll give you an episode of
Heirs and Graces to story-produce
525
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,240
-we'll take it from there.
-Really?
526
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,880
Yeah. I can't believe
I'm doing this.
527
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,320
-Neither can I.
-Start on Wednesday at 10.
528
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,520
-And don't come dressed like that.
-Like what?
529
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,280
Like that, like the ex-wife of a
French prime minister.
530
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,640
like an Anita Pallenberg drag act.
Just, you know, come cazh.
531
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,800
It's Roisin.
532
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,960
Hi!
533
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,560
Guess what! What is this?
534
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,360
We're using the dehumidifier
as a wind-machine, how did it go?
535
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,000
-She gave me the job!
-Shut up! As what?
536
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,880
-A story producer!
-What does that mean?
537
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,800
I don't even know!
538
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,760
Where's Birdy,
I can't get hold of her?
539
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,280
-I think she's still at work.
-We need to go dancing!
540
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,080
-We need to celebrate!
-On a Monday?!
541
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,920
-Yes!
-Oh, by the way.
542
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,680
Come see what arrived
for Birdy today.
543
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,040
-Who's it from?
-Who'd you think?
544
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,960
-He's not even that fit.
-Do you think it's true?
545
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,720
Do you think people think I'm ugly?
546
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,400
No. You're beautiful.
547
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,000
I've never even thought
that I might be ugly before.
548
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,240
But... maybe I am.
549
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,240
You're not.
550
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,240
Boys our age just don't get us,
Maggie.
551
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,760
But one day they will.
552
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,160
-Will they?
-Yes!
553
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,800
Stop crying.
I want us to do the Macarena.
554
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,280
-The dance.
-What?
555
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,840
-The routine. We should do it.
-What about the boys?!
556
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,840
Who cares!
557
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,040
They couldn't pull either of us
anyway.
558
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,400
Yeah. And we hate them anyway,
don't we?
559
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,680
Yeah. We hate them.
560
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,960
-Hiya!
-Hi.
561
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,080
-Hi.
-This came for you.
562
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,040
Oh my God!
563
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,080
What does it say?
564
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,520
"Thank you for the best month
of my life.
565
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,800
Here's to many more,
love Nathan, two kisses."
566
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,480
-Sweet.
-I just can't believe it!
567
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,240
Isn't he so cute?!
568
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,200
I'm just in shock! It's massive!
569
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,680
-Maggie's got some good news.
-Yeah?
570
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,640
Yeah. I've been offered a job.
Story Producer on Heirs and Graces.
571
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,240
Mags! You've got a job!
In television!
572
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,520
You've been dreaming of this for
years! Oh, I'm so proud of you!
573
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,120
-Get changed, we're going out.
-Great, great.
574
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,400
-Where we gonna put it?
-Not in here.
575
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,280
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