Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,340
yes just two failures in you'll remember
2
00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:04,230
I was telling you about the bar who we
3
00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:07,460
all are and who we got started
4
00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:23,769
[Applause]
5
00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,080
go away
6
00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,210
[Music]
7
00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,500
I gave you some personal and family
8
00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:37,240
history alone me a few cultural pointers
9
00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,790
and scenes of life on the street
10
00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,140
who we got what first manager her a
11
00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,620
chance encounter at the DEA SS
12
00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,120
demonstrated my sexual magnetism and
13
00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,520
give me the big idea that would
14
00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,190
revolutionize our Sonya and send us
15
00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:02,870
skyrocket straight to the top
16
00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:32,229
it's funny really the rock business is
17
00:01:32,229 --> 00:01:33,689
just like loads of other things in life
18
00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:36,399
you struggle along for years not making
19
00:01:36,399 --> 00:01:38,049
any here'd we think in there's no hope
20
00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:39,700
for you then suddenly out of the blue
21
00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,070
you bang you've hit the jackpot
22
00:01:42,070 --> 00:01:45,810
and you only even try in
23
00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:58,880
Jason you ready for your break it
24
00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:06,540
don't come in morning didn't hear you
25
00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:08,038
can bite last night son
26
00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:15,000
you couldn't wait who is going on in
27
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,330
here Tom Shaye's how couch it's not how
28
00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,940
it looks smoking in bed her many times
29
00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:27,000
and look at a starless room oh right
30
00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,070
yeah rice krispies Cheers
31
00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,940
are you going to introduce me to your
32
00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:49,710
friend son hey hey it's a way it'll come
33
00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:57,360
to me I save a few now you can have JC's
34
00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,280
rice krispies no I can get some from
35
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,580
downstairs we've got a shreddies Sugar
36
00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,890
Smacks or I'm sure Jeremy I'll let you
37
00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:13,740
bleak in T's variety pack just a coffee
38
00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:14,430
please
39
00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:18,120
phew no more more Fiona pleased to meet
40
00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,330
ya very nice
41
00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,400
I'm happy for you G enemy at long last
42
00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,880
and such a brony lacynoel
43
00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:36,690
your father I'll be reassured so I was a
44
00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:41,790
few mercifully brief right not screw
45
00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:44,550
this up what did she mean by at long
46
00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,150
last
47
00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:47,790
well Korea even was now it's clear keg I
48
00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:49,290
mean you weren't doing great creates
49
00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,040
owns I mean I just thought you played
50
00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:58,420
clear I'm sorry about her
51
00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:02,560
no really he weirdly in fact I've been
52
00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,910
thinking you know I've always felt a wee
53
00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:08,650
bit guilty about the way out of treated
54
00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,020
Fiona for the band when a woman's
55
00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,520
overcome with desire you shouldn't take
56
00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,860
advantage but you have to be pragmatic
57
00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,000
in this business
58
00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,640
piss off you're joking surely why not
59
00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,200
you've no singer just you know laying
60
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,640
machines are synonymous
61
00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,470
you need the human touch something for
62
00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:29,730
folk to reality you need guitars
63
00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:33,790
emotions you need a singer blood sweat
64
00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:38,850
and sakes that's you I ask me it's okay
65
00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:41,400
yeah what
66
00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,980
show me the blood sweat and sex all
67
00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:49,120
right I'll just need to get my
68
00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,980
underpants what you may know we can for
69
00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:55,350
God's sake okay
70
00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:10,110
bring you back to me
71
00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,580
[Music]
72
00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:16,719
like you hide from friends where the Sun
73
00:05:16,719 --> 00:05:21,879
always shines on the right yes I know I
74
00:05:21,879 --> 00:05:27,279
got something that priceless shine it on
75
00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:32,529
me shine it down so I can see shine it
76
00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:39,990
on me shine it tell so I can see we love
77
00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:47,810
lie to you kill your pride fear
78
00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:52,610
the Sun always shines on the righteous
79
00:05:52,610 --> 00:06:00,390
give me let it shine on you
80
00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:02,789
[Music]
81
00:06:02,789 --> 00:06:08,569
hi Boni singer does worried for a while
82
00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,039
its testicles didn't it essentially was
83
00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:15,330
16 you know is that fact any problems no
84
00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:26,370
a course hung like a donkey good bye
85
00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:28,229
there's no denying that all sensual
86
00:06:28,229 --> 00:06:31,050
power of today's popular music don't
87
00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,000
fight it
88
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:41,090
escorts gift to the young all right
89
00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:45,029
don't look yet bran flakes enjoy it
90
00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,819
saleable yet put a Johnny on it but for
91
00:06:47,819 --> 00:06:49,770
God's sakes don't we step for it won't
92
00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,779
be long before you're better twisted
93
00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:55,159
past it and old great
94
00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,500
[Music]
95
00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:01,190
I'm calling up police
96
00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:13,350
[Music]
97
00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:18,590
nice lyrics by not to eerie any root
98
00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:21,590
never
99
00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:28,290
[Music]
100
00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:33,729
[Applause]
101
00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:37,250
thank you like me I well what do you
102
00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:40,490
think the bad when I join the band then
103
00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:43,790
I'll give you four weeks four weeks
104
00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,740
defined as a manager or we've got our
105
00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:48,979
manager sort of someone that can get us
106
00:07:48,979 --> 00:07:51,919
a record deal otherwise I'm not
107
00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:54,110
interested okay I'll find someone deal
108
00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:55,220
four weeks
109
00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:59,389
hey I said didn't know okay okay
110
00:07:59,389 --> 00:08:02,240
you want one array of this Fiona lab
111
00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,479
maybe we've just got enough time to
112
00:08:05,479 --> 00:08:09,260
you're like clean the will cement will
113
00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:11,570
relationship where we say lovely early
114
00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:20,990
shagging that so is she late that it's
115
00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:24,440
very nice yeah something we just came
116
00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,180
back section anchors crews under my roof
117
00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:30,530
you please lucky bastard wish I could
118
00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:32,059
commit sexual intercourse under my own
119
00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:37,190
roof well try a bit more romance J's
120
00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:38,510
with singing T's girlfriend
121
00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,958
I could tell she was impressed yeah
122
00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:47,800
really was just that you used to be with
123
00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:53,750
I'm sorry jazz and never mix business
124
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,340
with sexual frustration
125
00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,560
it's absolutely fatal to a professional
126
00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,120
relationship you understand that don't
127
00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,510
you
128
00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:01,850
hi know up while we're working together
129
00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:05,660
we'll operate a safe sex policy cu6 I
130
00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,700
want have sex with you and you won't
131
00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,260
have sex with me nor empty dumpty none
132
00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:15,710
none none can't even remember war hot
133
00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:18,890
and while snakes nor fear wow that's a
134
00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:31,600
music business for you Jews Alice
135
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,660
[Music]
136
00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,789
[Applause]
137
00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:45,170
heading on the highway
138
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:49,399
looking for adventure and whatever comes
139
00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:51,790
your way
140
00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:56,980
hey Betty don't make it happen the world
141
00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,350
[Music]
142
00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:05,700
let's blow
143
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,799
[Music]
144
00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:18,550
so you have to see that sorry we can't
145
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:22,709
help us please no sad really
146
00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:26,110
hi morning sir
147
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,509
we've got a report of indecent dancing
148
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:31,089
going on at this address I through there
149
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:35,560
that's disgusting and that was that a
150
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,870
best looking keyboard and computer over
151
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,060
here in Glasgow recruited by sheer
152
00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:43,209
sleight of hand and a goner lumber not
153
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,139
bad for a nice work
154
00:10:46,529 --> 00:10:50,380
meanwhile across town the rest of the
155
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,149
band won't appear and to sit on the last
156
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:53,800
of our links with the past
157
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:58,020
[Music]
158
00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:04,449
Connie those dogs are now just forget
159
00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:06,639
the bloody dog slowly don't just keep
160
00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:08,860
any the money real man anyways our gear
161
00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,649
back my bloody friends at guitar arms in
162
00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:13,480
there and you're going to help me get it
163
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:19,899
up okay Jesus ah you've seen enough a
164
00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:26,740
lot faster Willy hey cheers - great I'll
165
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,690
keep the we now happy you and Molly get
166
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:33,790
together into divine Oh cycle anything
167
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,790
happens to my guitar amp and your feet
168
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:40,980
I'm just don't you taste parsley and
169
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:44,050
celery and it's got quite a sort of firm
170
00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,930
fibrous interior I think a I think is
171
00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:49,649
absolutely delicious
172
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:57,639
it's an unbreakable rule of the music
173
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,769
business that your first manager will be
174
00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:02,439
clap your career can e commence until
175
00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,889
you get heads don't you fingers opieop I
176
00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:08,230
don't beat about the bush much better
177
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:10,089
comes three out we ran a simple direct
178
00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:13,060
and upfront way he'll respect you for it
179
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,990
hi there
180
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:31,819
chuffing yo just passing gayness I tell
181
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,139
you Joe you're gonna have to let your
182
00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:34,490
gear as soon as you speed me what your
183
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:36,160
oh hi
184
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,380
that's know why I came thought I'd drop
185
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:44,720
in for a whiie you know what Clara I'm
186
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,079
not really sure I'll quit the hill
187
00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:51,279
can I come in
188
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,659
[Music]
189
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:05,820
[Music]
190
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,940
nice ducks sorry I was seen have a
191
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:15,530
couple nice ducks afghani oh I see you
192
00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:19,720
mean come on who can control an animal
193
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,390
can once in 10 hi
194
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,580
oh you need to reliable cow dog we all
195
00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:28,160
the expensive gear line event absolutely
196
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,010
it ain't about myself like here plug us
197
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,950
all right what do the demon hold your
198
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,150
Hanks yeah
199
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,920
what's us thanks Rhonda
200
00:13:38,920 --> 00:14:00,670
look Walter Smith daddy
201
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,660
amazing candy teaching your dogs to be
202
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,880
religious bigots that's some achievement
203
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,570
well the past is a team I can thank you
204
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:15,080
very least here pass the time all right
205
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:19,610
oh yeah minute you're just buttering me
206
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:23,870
up Sookie you bite your gear Oh your
207
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,860
pals owe me money
208
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:29,960
hi you me we can't I got first to fly it
209
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:37,010
well we're off okay so aspirations and
210
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,970
I'm thinking it you make me the man can
211
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:43,960
do them well I may just be able to
212
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,140
accommodate you
213
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,720
Oh glad you hate it because I'm a woman
214
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:52,810
who knows how to reciprocate is this
215
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:56,470
like what this really
216
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:06,589
who dares wins beg 9
217
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,740
[Applause]
218
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:12,300
[Music]
219
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:55,670
[Music]
220
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:20,860
Randy Joe tell I'll have a Christ every
221
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,070
boys
222
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:53,470
[Music]
223
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,440
[Applause]
224
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,710
[Music]
225
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,800
wait you're not therefore ye I've asked
226
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,800
her to join the bad hi get chat with
227
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,329
[ __ ] that's none of your business
228
00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,010
she's a good keyboard just a we need a
229
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,770
programmer I wish she come Jane
230
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:11,410
interface your brain with your deck you
231
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:15,699
actually live when you get to know oh no
232
00:17:15,699 --> 00:17:21,939
she's no you decide you seen T I don't
233
00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:23,380
you think everybody athlete wait to join
234
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,119
my bones just as well
235
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,010
we be playing in a sudden Symphony
236
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,660
Orchestra I can you'll be num 10 on you
237
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:34,420
would just give an addition sounds like
238
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:38,920
you're on any how are we good hey Jonah
239
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,020
nice to meet you boys good luck with the
240
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:44,200
bands Fiona around Jen can we stay for
241
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,530
an addition I'm sorry I don't addition
242
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:50,740
Oh Danny Boy the Jays these computer
243
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,270
geeks can't actually play
244
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,030
what is your problem sister are you
245
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:58,150
scared of a bit of Technology anybody
246
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,400
can sound good we 5 gland what's the
247
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,980
secret sauce you're full of [ __ ] Joe do
248
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,660
you know that Hey ladies let's keep it
249
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:10,540
friendly yeah sure fine so you gonna
250
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,350
show us your credentials then lebra Qi
251
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:18,350
said to get up one two
252
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:31,540
[Music]
253
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,790
now auditioning for a barn can be a mate
254
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:37,220
perplexing you're expected to pulley
255
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,690
along with songs you have never hear in
256
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,690
your life before as you can imagine it's
257
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:44,480
completely impossible you should turn up
258
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,150
mentally prepared for a savage and
259
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:50,380
demeanor humiliation
260
00:18:52,280 --> 00:19:14,010
[Music]
261
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:17,760
I sometimes there's no substitute for
262
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,630
that bit of inspired leadership
263
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:23,689
[Music]
264
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,820
[Applause]
265
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,900
[Music]
266
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,320
at 2:00 the mere three weeks for me to
267
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,139
completely revamp our soil molding and
268
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:51,269
shaping the band into my unique artistic
269
00:19:51,269 --> 00:19:52,780
vision
270
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:55,910
[Applause]
271
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:04,600
oh yeah that was clear case so you're
272
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,940
ready for my serum glucose now you've
273
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,060
got one week left jazz what to get as a
274
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:10,720
manager
275
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,340
otherwise I'm up the deal's off but see
276
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:22,330
your own case well I'm working on it
277
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,710
yeah after what card did if you want to
278
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:25,420
keep huh hang on another no you don't
279
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,310
even like her who said anything about
280
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,790
like you know she's a stuck-up Cove she
281
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,650
can play keyboards and she's not gonna
282
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,850
waste a team on a bunch you know
283
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:40,170
hopeless it's a matter of fact he's Rama
284
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,370
hey guys Jess new point getting good if
285
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,340
anybody's gonna kill you you know
286
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:55,680
katzie's after what are you gonna do
287
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,860
shut up
288
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:59,820
let me think
289
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:07,019
[Applause]
290
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,759
my next guest has been described as the
291
00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:11,679
most successful man in the Scottish
292
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,590
media fresh from his triumphant New
293
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,809
Labour's sing Britpop charity concert
294
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,759
please welcome the man with his finger
295
00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:28,889
in the pulse art Stilton have a seat
296
00:21:28,889 --> 00:21:31,929
art you've been described as the best
297
00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:36,059
informed best-dressed sexiest richest
298
00:21:36,059 --> 00:21:39,009
best-connected most desirable man in
299
00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:41,669
Scotland how does that make you feel
300
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:46,029
humble crusty humble so Donald you're
301
00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:49,059
live on stage singing Wonderwall how did
302
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:49,720
you do it
303
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,879
well would you turn down the chance to
304
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:54,159
do it with more more than was it oh
305
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,570
that's a great laugh what was it
306
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:58,149
released fusion monies are we those no
307
00:21:58,149 --> 00:22:02,409
problems ain't no J's yes but what about
308
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:03,970
Peter man doesn't he seem to be most
309
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,950
extraordinary technique when he was
310
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,960
singing the drugs don't work obviously
311
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,789
the falsetto was a bit of a problem but
312
00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:11,619
and I used to shoehorn him into an old
313
00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:13,330
tartan song that belongs to Jimmy
314
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,379
Somerville and that seems to do the
315
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:14,889
trick
316
00:22:14,889 --> 00:22:18,070
you get art stuff too Joe Scotland's mr.
317
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,289
music the latest in a long line of
318
00:22:20,289 --> 00:22:22,389
Caledonian bruschetta straight from back
319
00:22:22,389 --> 00:22:27,940
to Bonnie Prince Charlie startin we a
320
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,129
string of record shops fashion outlets
321
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:32,230
nightclubs and his own Radio Scotland
322
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,190
music shop
323
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:35,860
arts entrepreneurial Flair carried him
324
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,899
remorselessly onwards and upwards into
325
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,149
band management with Scotland's very own
326
00:22:40,149 --> 00:22:42,490
million sale and rock supergroup bonk
327
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:45,309
bonk bonk featuring six chord lead
328
00:22:45,309 --> 00:22:47,379
singer Marty Claymore and it's nonstop
329
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:49,419
humorous luck and a boat and a cappella
330
00:22:49,419 --> 00:22:52,169
singing hey boys
331
00:22:56,809 --> 00:23:03,960
just can't stop us singing he just can't
332
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,350
stop singing
333
00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:15,009
[Music]
334
00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:29,680
can you remember her got the idea but
335
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,730
all I know is that was sweet a main our
336
00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:37,740
masterpiece of flawed and deception
337
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,420
[Applause]
338
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,680
we love your monkey
339
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,120
I choose me otherwise what I have hi and
340
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,420
welcome to arts Tilton's sound of the
341
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,760
street we'll be playing some of the
342
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,700
hottest demo tapes and tone you'll be
343
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,160
ringing in with your reactions live on
344
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,540
here meanwhile I've got the boys in the
345
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:43,770
house that's right girls it's
346
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:45,550
bong-bong-bong and they're gonna be you
347
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,560
some lacking a bed and singing it's not
348
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:53,680
right guys crazy no Marty we're gonna
349
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,360
hear some acoustic numbers from your
350
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,120
latest album Scotland is greed this is a
351
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,860
new back to your rich direction isn't it
352
00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:01,990
you know we just wanna give something
353
00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:05,620
back you know totally admirable man this
354
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,780
is a new single yeah yeah that's right
355
00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:12,760
it's called wheel of koden beef take it
356
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,190
away
357
00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:17,659
[Music]
358
00:25:17,659 --> 00:25:23,519
kill of my baby I can love my car care
359
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:27,649
of my lady cause of will
360
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,730
[Music]
361
00:25:34,730 --> 00:25:44,000
so Ciao Italia happily soul of Manhattan
362
00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:55,339
[Music]
363
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,950
hey we're on the air here sorry pal
364
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,380
hey aunty enemy outs new personal
365
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,170
assistant did he know tell you about me
366
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:21,410
no no thanks so how well anyway he
367
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:22,880
wanted to put this tape onto the phone
368
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,770
for ya you didn't see anything
369
00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:27,080
bands called jokes were here of
370
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,030
something he wants it to be played first
371
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:33,530
pearl he said hey art a below that hit
372
00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:38,030
man we have got a - take and Sally open
373
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,640
up from the airport
374
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,540
see ya babe a stop key egg cups Blazers
375
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:47,530
need four gears on heat
376
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,819
[Applause]
377
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,930
the shopping mall you can park
378
00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:02,020
underneath that's the Wonder
379
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:05,140
[Applause]
380
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,730
you can park underneath
381
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:19,830
I love I love
382
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:25,660
[Music]
383
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:32,360
[Music]
384
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,669
Wow
385
00:27:34,669 --> 00:27:38,940
bum-bum-bum yeah rockin social
386
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:41,970
conscience there now it's your chance to
387
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,649
ring in your reactions to tonight's
388
00:27:43,649 --> 00:27:46,499
red-hot demo tapes and kicking us off
389
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,419
tonight are promising Glasgow newcomers
390
00:27:48,419 --> 00:27:51,899
jocks oh hey I don't seem to remember
391
00:27:51,899 --> 00:27:54,869
this one did I think this one the
392
00:27:54,869 --> 00:27:57,210
producer is nodding his head ok let us
393
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,110
know what you think
394
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,049
here's jock sewer hey with the joke's on
395
00:28:01,049 --> 00:28:12,989
you Hollywood Radio Scotland the sound
396
00:28:12,989 --> 00:28:13,740
of the street yeah
397
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:15,540
[Music]
398
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:18,450
jokes were he are totally button here
399
00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:21,390
six on a stick man where can we buy
400
00:28:21,390 --> 00:28:22,620
their records
401
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,700
[Music]
402
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,370
jokes we hear of the best and the
403
00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:36,309
optimal as a pure shake oh hello sound
404
00:28:36,309 --> 00:28:53,040
of the street we want jokes for he is it
405
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,990
clear in the bus we managed to keep the
406
00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:57,910
switchboard at Radio Scotland jammed for
407
00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,080
three hours solid
408
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,450
Stilton played words here four times at
409
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:04,059
me due to popular demand we give away
410
00:29:04,059 --> 00:29:06,549
enough tickets to sale one XK go and our
411
00:29:06,549 --> 00:29:09,270
quarry was food
412
00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:12,940
don't you
413
00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:13,380
see
414
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:17,440
[Music]
415
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,440
Joseph
416
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,940
[Music]
417
00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:53,059
[Applause]
418
00:29:54,240 --> 00:30:00,420
is it right on fire yeah you should
419
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:02,520
comment who's coming
420
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:07,470
yeah okay we will you feel man okay well
421
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:19,950
the off you go right i useful tip never
422
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:21,690
be a flee to turn a rock cliches the
423
00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:24,360
advantage in this case the rock and roll
424
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,110
pawnshop it never feels to impress you
425
00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:30,420
guys are mental you're looking for a
426
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:37,700
manager EMC and much Speedy's to spear
427
00:30:56,780 --> 00:31:01,160
that's making me feel kinda horny
428
00:31:05,639 --> 00:31:12,899
do you like that me to fee
429
00:31:22,390 --> 00:31:30,250
I was having a lovely dream what are you
430
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,560
doing here okay the house for noise
431
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,420
pollution remember you said I could move
432
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:35,170
in with you
433
00:31:35,170 --> 00:31:37,960
I said that I the gig last night just
434
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,250
after few and I went home with David
435
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:42,280
killed uh yeah it was either Barrett
436
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,260
chocolate team I told you to fly me so I
437
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,790
passed off for me mainly with the drums
438
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:47,590
I think I told them I didn't play the
439
00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:50,560
drums but they really listen no no for a
440
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,470
moment there I thought you said if
441
00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:54,940
you'll know and homework dear it cool
442
00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:57,670
tie beginner a trove seemed over there
443
00:31:57,670 --> 00:32:01,480
looks at things a no no remember then
444
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,310
you bought that clear Malibu and then we
445
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:15,070
drank it yes
446
00:32:15,070 --> 00:32:18,370
I'm just getting your breaky son what do
447
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,260
you fancy
448
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:22,120
no hungry hey Jeremy
449
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,860
your mother's talking to you no John
450
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:30,820
please it glass stuck up whoa help my
451
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:38,440
frigging bull she saw we re talking
452
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:45,190
Freddie Mac yeah yeah well in master
453
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,910
McCallister
454
00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:53,130
there you go psycho bacon two eggs
455
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:54,900
sausage black pudding white pudding and
456
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:58,560
butter vibrate and a media we side order
457
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,340
of hash browns
458
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,350
oh that's great my season books
459
00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:04,560
important meal of the day she's the
460
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,270
thing after I hate that name we never
461
00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:14,100
finished hump into three humping what
462
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:21,570
gear I wish I could get jst some he
463
00:33:21,570 --> 00:33:24,360
seems that upset I well last night was
464
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,010
kind of painful for him it's just
465
00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:32,570
something he's gonna have to get used to
466
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:45,330
cycle so manager great he said he was
467
00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:48,170
bringing a contract
468
00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:54,310
sico well pleasant surprise I don't
469
00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:56,570
believe you've met my brothers
470
00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:57,670
[Music]
471
00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:00,749
[Applause]
472
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,790
next week we may be brave someone to get
473
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,679
our name into the music press you did I
474
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,090
just lend you the money
475
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,429
here fee fancy going back to your place
476
00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:13,350
for some exhilarating sex playing man
477
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,389
what is the very worst that can happen
478
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,429
you make a total to yourself in front of
479
00:34:17,429 --> 00:34:18,869
your friends and your family
480
00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:20,369
half the record in the street and about
481
00:34:20,369 --> 00:34:24,659
300 total strangers yes
482
00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:24,870
[Music]
483
00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:29,639
[Applause]
484
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,918
and the new management of jocks were
485
00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:35,569
here pleased to announce that the band's
486
00:34:35,569 --> 00:34:37,699
debut album will be released on November
487
00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:41,210
the 30th well extra for Monica's new
488
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:43,159
boyfriend has to pass the dreaded
489
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:44,449
friends test
490
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:58,559
[Music]
491
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:16,459
[Music]
492
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:29,060
[Music]
32639
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
