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get into the top those are done I mean
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when you're a kid everybody wants to be
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famous to be in a band make millions
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shag themselves senseless and grab a
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place and estelí so I've often wondered
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what was that that made me special and
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set me apart from all the others trained
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to claw a piece out of the poor pale
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maybe I just knew her dream a bear bear
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maybe I worked a bit harder maybe it was
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for a boy from a Brooks my surprisingly
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Catholic means a musical Tia stand
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assume my voice ma humility my readiness
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to learn from those who come before I
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maybe I was just too sexy to feel
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my back line was totally earthly not
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special my folks there they were all
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right
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probably just like yous can expect them
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to understand
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hi good fish
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you made the most I watch the Antiques
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Roadshow yeah just expressed is it
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you're right Sheena beats going
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ice-skating anyways BHS I lace arsenal i
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okay Jays
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that you mind if I borrow your
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microphone UV Valley and you hear me
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you touch that your deed that's just for
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me or doing a demo forget it
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that make a fool of you music real music
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and what type of music that hard rock
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that Rea hard rock you feel like see you
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and your points eagle puns beat combo
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get it I'll look after her honest son
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you could you look after your bollocks
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in a blizzard dad need a microphone
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watch my lips
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you watching lassen all then got it and
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one Jeremy cheers dad I like to be
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called Jase oh is that a oh well you'll
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always be a Jeremy me son oh hey Eddie
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is it good have you gone my nose is
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sweep embarrassing hey sure I could do
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for you well it's just there Shiina it
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real I see I'll tell it to keep the
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cutting shop okay well she's only 12 and
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what powers of coming out how about you
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know that's me wait then she's can young
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people die some homeless guy dies
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you've either got it or you help me
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honey
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well no no it's just don't look home so
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make just keep my throne
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so how do you survive on your set load
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on the road to trans global adulation
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as I see it sop attitude develop in a
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generally hatin sense of opportunity see
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you sir sausage or else sweetie you want
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do not what
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but beyond your natural scavenging
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instincts there are three main avenues
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of fundin for the novice Rockstar number
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one screw engine off your parents number
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two Social Security fraud and thirdly
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further education as practiced by my
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best pal psycho MacPhail furthering
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education offers the time and space for
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the individual artists to hone his
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talented perfection as long as you avoid
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courses that include the words medical
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or nuclear in the title you can't go far
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wrong
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oh hi come on Louie
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whoa well I hear some maned get in a
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band
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I'm the lead singer you're the best
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player pass off you want some breakfast
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oh no only had maintain years ago there
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was a boy named se crisis dominated the
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Uni hang on
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sure you don't want any porridge No
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who can you know skipper Lorraine has
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paid for half an hour sense look Jess
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anyone it doesn't have a proper
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breakfast is just asking for trouble
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it's no healthy okay NUMA are how much
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of a decade is your best pal is the
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first essential ingredient in the
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formation of your bar select him
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carefully he should love you trust you a
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blind faith in your talent
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anubias good-looking psycho easily
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satisfy these criteria as well as having
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the gorilla physique that made him a
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natural for the bass guitar
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next on your list to keep here Sonia is
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someone we about an hour kiss June
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ardougne lead guitarist do no more as a
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boot guitarist icky some intangible shag
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fact that her crib is just single while
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not only was an oversexed arrogant sod
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but we hope to have a van even though
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like most lassies she couldn t play [ __ ]
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toffee
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then you'll need a drummer someone who
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lives for the being someone connected
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deep going Mia primeval travel for so
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living no kiss
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Willie forget Mikoyan short on cultural
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integration but we about me today for
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add to that the inimitable vocal
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stylings of a super six table lead
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singer and that was her bad name jocks
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way destination the top hey tell you you
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could use my camcorder as a mine private
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use
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by the stitch as usually time to find
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somewhere else to a half my day it was
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the rock you'll recall and recycling
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center a mecca for the discern and
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purchase our pre-owned kitchen equipment
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by night it became Rock Hill recordin
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and rehearsal Enterprises Limited
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pralaya candy dick evening gentlemen
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even in Kenny just come for a rehearsal
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yes
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psycho you will be tired of sneaking
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again without pay me they would you know
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course not what we ain't no no I think
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I'm I say just lost a contact lens
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because use have been running up quickly
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bill haven't your lights will you've
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been most generous canny steady Rex I
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wouldn't like to thank you by trying to
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do one out in me oh well no I can see
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that
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Kenny how much as a we are you exactly
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well let's see now the hassle space
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twice a week for 18 months electricity
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heating heat storage of equipment PA hi
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administration costs sundries and
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miscellaneous and v80 now makes a grand
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total of one thousand three hundred and
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fifty seven pounds and twenty seven p s
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sir I fear back then so you'll
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understand I can't let you take your
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gear to the build until I get peed now
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you can see that Kenny I'll tell you
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what do a slice that then they want to
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cheat their friends buggies a couple of
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options
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cheaters option one you can walk off the
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day but where's his pulse
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oh yes witty OJ's voice option too well
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oh jeez another month to pee and as a
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special favor become your manager I'll
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see and that wouldn't heal get muskegs
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they could deal publishing rights
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oh that wouldn't ill-used give me 30%
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never than New Zealand get money through
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money grant money pocket money forever
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so all the options then my wife she came
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the electrics even told you well whose
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fantasy well know that you're our
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manager Kenny boy
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well bit my Sadie Norn fee saying
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nothing
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what do you think are you leaving we
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bottles I reach the park under the
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judges commission oh god Bobby going you
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Oh Tina that's good you lies before
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three weeks deaf you'd only spend during
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the long cycle enjoy you they have so
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much well what did you tell him you had
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the tariff ah duck
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where the hell have you been
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go held up saving green again no I can't
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say Kenny took a down payment but it
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means me beautiful and sweet and
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behavior so how did you know him well
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well we were gonna like look anyway he
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wants pay enough in fact I've been
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thinking Joe
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uh-huh the way no you're the only one of
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us be a job listen pal you get me you
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get my guitar and you get my vine try
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and take my money and you'll feel the
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way to my doctor Martin's up your date
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Harry dangle bag you understand each
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other
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bye all right she'll Joe you're the
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manager that's the thing Kenny's the
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manager now
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swing swing said C wheeled I'm a grant
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and a half June or something jeez you
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really are a deeply deeply pathetic
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specimen Chiefs we make me stand more no
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I was just waiting for Wally springing a
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Porter studio I where's that shine boy
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keeper the cute one in difficulties
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getting a porter studio from some guy in
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a bar said he could get one knock off
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for 50 quid
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what fifty quid I was meaning to talk to
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you I was the money for last week's gig
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wasn't it
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all right would sexy to quit for petrol
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we've got a song songs down wait
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so you keyed Willy fifty quid of my
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money and you sent into your bar what
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connects us
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the only things connected about that boy
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sees us and his pain we are the Bowery
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Boys hello hello yeah Lee was to get the
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porter studio Hey well I got this
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well we had a few problems
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Wally Airport studio as a fully
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integrated fourth ranked dead jail
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recording machine this is a Franken
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Matsui I know that there was only one
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taught us to do in the shop Wendy Big
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Dave he was driving a wee bit fast when
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they hit the glass the brakes are
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clapping those Marco Polo's anyway he
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ran over and this is or I could get are
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you telling me you are related us i
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where's the money
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well cut to get back Davey something for
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this team in Fla so as I understand this
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you give this DV effective for the year
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and then you went and helped him steal
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you have to change
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to make it
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we're making your demo team always make
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sure that your record and equipment is
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good enough to do justice to your
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musicianship
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the damn only chef calling card your
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passport to a multitude of career
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opportunities but a motorist agents DJ's
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producers record companies get out there
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play em your tip clear a bus get some
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gigs lately amaze you your business
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it's tops in the music business don't be
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afraid to negotiate
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strike a hard bargain will be impressed
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by your businesslike approach
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so you've caught your gig but don't
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relax there's still a lot of work on
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your image your publicity your
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interviewing technique
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Jeremy McAllister three standards of you
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hi
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I saw you seen nothing this way please
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don't end on the left room 101
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room 101 let's show you video to meet
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for a bit blue honest I have tried to
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get a job I'm sure you have just make
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sure you tell it to miss Johnson
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otherwise she'll hang you by the ball
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looks
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no no Wesley please you're aligned we
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shaped honest who's just carefully early
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because there's a Chief Constable for
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the Grampian region you've seen my lord
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taught ya basta talk if you're gonna get
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ahead in the music business
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you've got the veil of a thick skin
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don't wet new and unfamiliar situations
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fears you be positive try and turn every
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say it back into an opportunity is our
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Radio one is fake this how we boldly
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hello it's David Bowie calling by sorry
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it's Dave I've got this fab demo tape
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yeah it's the Scottish Jesus called
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chocks where hey here from Glasgow check
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this out
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so yeah and juice at the door mr.
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McAllister
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hi I'm sorry about that
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I believe we've met before right the bus
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stop but three days back I have a little
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sister with me I had a microphone doing
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my brakes that wasn't wasn't me
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very glad to hear it so let's bring
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ourselves up to date shall we honest to
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have trade to get a job I'm sure yes now
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you have your trade listed here as
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international rock star that was a wee
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bit of a joke I was filling out a form
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in the pub man
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well I see amusing so you're not a
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musician then well you've been signing
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on for three years continuously since
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you left school it would appear from
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this that you've never had a job or
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earned any money of any kind at all well
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that's correct so it would appear that
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your career as an international rock
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star isn't going too well so far well as
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correct and you'll understand that a
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desired job to introduce you to an
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integrated schedule of training that
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will give you a change of direction a
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restart
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in fact what would that and forth
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basically it would involve you working
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your arse off for about the same amount
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of money you get known for doing nothing
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unless of course you start making a bit
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of progress on the International rock
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star front well we've got a gag next
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week
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supports lot of student unique much
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you're getting paid nothing nothing
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that's correct okay
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right let's hear it
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whoa the demo right
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you get
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oh crap
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pardon it's badly recorded your bass
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player can't keep time you're gonna have
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to dump that singer just hard or let's
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face it Jeremy it's about ten years out
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of date it's the same old indie sound I
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mean where are your keyboards your
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samples do dance beats your computer
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sequencing so he said you're trying to
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make some money I tell you what I'm
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gonna do I'm prepared to meet you again
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Jeremy perhaps in a more informal
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setting a more informal Satan I'm sure
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you'll find it useful perhaps next
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Thursday evening we could go into things
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a bit more deeply have a look at your
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equipment how do you are you asking us
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out for a deer it's all right a date
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well hang on that's the neighbour
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playing at the Uni I'll meet you there
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then Jeremy Jess Jess then we can take
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the issue of your benefits from there
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that'll be all mr. McAllister oh wait
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nice arse I
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how'd it go chassé me eight what I'm
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telling you and she was gorgeous
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once that check out my equipment no yeah
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I'm getting a lumbar on the social yes
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I'd like to volunteer for the welfare to
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what program please mr. MacMurray ste a
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client for you
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thank you very much Glasgow University
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white us
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should you put me imagine images no I'm
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telling you said to meet me here
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hopefully change domains when she hunt
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you're singing oh shut up I'm Tina
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English will be hunted psychology myself
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what grades do chicken I got to beat
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some to see what chicken and I got three
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years
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Jesus heat students don't take it
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personally Joy's freshers week other
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things in the maned in music okay it's
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take the party let's make some noise for
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tonight say when that the outstanding
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DGP
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remember there's always going to be bad
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moments keep your head up stay positive
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you never know what's around the corner
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I think I want to kill myself what guys
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may be upset it's a bit old fashioned
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for our crew there seemed a key I'll
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leave it choice right sorry don't mean
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tough in enemy show lucky night oh eye
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ya head Lane access you'd split the
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money so here's a hundred
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what
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sometimes gray ideas just come to you in
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a moment
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you know what's been missing from your
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band and you know you just go half up
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she was beautiful she was talented she
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was a social security officer
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cheers Tom didn't know by then ax I
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lease we get paid he won't let him say
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cool no I saw the L way from Jase hey
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Chitti Oh Celia
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is that my 30% psycho
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thanks Brandi repossess so you got an
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audience
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nice lyrics why not - really any route
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you got a manager get out that actually
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gear as soon as you pay me what your and
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he got the girdle I was a few brief
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there's still nowhere to go but up
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snake smooth sphere music business
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preachers
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you guys are meet the young person's
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guide to becoming a rock star continues
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next Tuesday at 10:00 on four
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and despite creative differences the
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debut album from Jaques wahey will be
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released on November 30th coming up next
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friends takes up its new tuesday night
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slot with the one with the sonogram at
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the end join us for our three parent
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pregnancy here on four
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