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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,612 I'm coming for you, Boyo! 2 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,710 Get him! Dave, go to him! 3 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,893 You're gonna pay up, kid! 4 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:02,652 Dave, hurry the fuck up! Dave! 5 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,368 - Hey! - Oh! 6 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,997 Get over here! Come on, Joe! 7 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,542 Dave, get the window. 8 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,931 Where are you, kid? 9 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,443 Where the fuck are you? 10 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,483 Check it out. 11 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,649 Fuck! 12 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,494 Get in the car! 13 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,328 - Noah. - Hmm? 14 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,629 What is Jon doing on my couch? 15 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,424 - Uh... - Uh? 16 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,422 Thanks, Bex. 17 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,471 I don't love you as if you were a rose. 18 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,640 Ah... 19 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,983 - See, I knew you would. - No, no, Suzie. What? What? 20 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,773 - Just take it seriously, ok? - Your mum would love it. 21 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,018 Morning, Fitbit. 22 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,689 I don't love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz... 23 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,449 You know, I've, um... 24 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,782 I've almost got the Holden going. It's just a dodgy carb, I reckon. 25 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,079 - You know, the battery is... - You know it's over, right? 26 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:26,374 Come on, man. I mean, you guys gotta know where she is, right? 27 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,290 I mean, I just... I just wanna... I just gotta talk to her. 28 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,999 Come on, hon. 29 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,891 You need to move on, eh? 30 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,715 What you did was unforgiveable. 31 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,020 I know it's... 32 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,743 What could you possibly say to her, Jon? 33 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,063 Yeah, I know. 34 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,868 - She was absolutely devastated. - I know. 35 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,266 Yeah, I know, I know. 36 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,840 - Which is why I need to talk to her. - You hopeless bastard. 37 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,990 And... hello? 38 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:25,644 Come on. Come on. You can do it. 39 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,177 Believe in yourself. 40 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,062 Yes! 41 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:37,784 ♪ My hands are tied 42 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:42,284 ♪ oh, I could be a victim 43 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,869 ♪ when my tongue won't move 44 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,786 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings 45 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,588 ♪ when I needed you most 46 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,962 ♪ I couldn't find the language 47 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,431 ♪ when I needed you more 48 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,603 ♪ I couldn't say a word 49 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,101 ♪ my hands truly tied... ♪ 50 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,935 ♪ Yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 51 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:18,152 ♪ when my tongue wouldn't move 52 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,818 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 53 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,658 ♪ When I needed you most 54 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,372 ♪ I couldn't find the language 55 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,289 ♪ when I needed you more... ♪ 56 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:37,088 ♪ I couldn't say a word 57 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,634 ♪ when I needed you most 58 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,470 ♪ I couldn't find the language 59 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,524 ♪ when I needed you more 60 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,143 ♪ I couldn't say a word. ♪ 61 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,890 Hello? 62 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,108 Hello? 63 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,778 Uh, the petrol's self-service, mate. 64 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,454 Oh, I got a problem with the car. 65 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:06,282 I was hoping you'd take a look at it. Think she might be overheating. 66 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,869 ♪ I don't know... ♪ 67 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,955 Shit. Shit! 68 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,457 Oh, shit! 69 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,215 Um... 70 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,296 Oh. 71 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,720 Yep. 72 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,521 Too busy, bro. 73 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,279 Hey, Noah. 74 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,285 What have you done with my crane brothers suit? 75 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,662 You said borrow anything. 76 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,873 Yeah, I meant like golf clubs or our box set of 'got', not a 2-k suit. 77 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,946 Oh, come on, man. You know I'm good for it. 78 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,961 You'd better be. It's Becca's favourite. 79 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,334 Where are you, anyway, and why the friggin' suit? 80 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,041 I'm going to a wedding. 81 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,891 Well, you're not going to Nick and Bella's. 82 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,632 I told you, man. I gotta see her. 83 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,886 No, this is such a bad idea. 84 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,973 So bad. 85 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,968 Whoa! 86 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,150 Bro, you got a death wish? 87 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 You're breaking... You're breaking up. 88 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,649 - Let me call you back. - No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. 89 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,833 I'm sorry about that. 90 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,745 He's gonna kill me. 91 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,837 Well, he won't have to if you stay there. 92 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,882 What are you doing? 93 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:47,086 Oh, I'm just... Trying to get a lift south. 94 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,426 Oh. 95 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,191 Thanks, man. 96 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:09,784 Man, you wouldn't believe my morning. My car shat its gearbox. 97 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:13,448 And then I had this, like, uh, catastrophic governor failure. 98 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,408 Have you ever had one of those? 99 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,543 Yeah, no, you don't want to. Trust me. It's a miracle I'm not toast. 100 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,670 Uh, bro, it's a miracle you're not mince. 101 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,357 Yeah, man. Yeah, true. Thank you. Thanks for not making me that. 102 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,970 This is a nice car for a kid your age. 103 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,310 What is that supposed to mean? 104 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,765 Oh, no, nothing. No, nothing, man. I just... I don't know. 105 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,536 Maybe you won big Wednesday or something. 106 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,558 That's none of my business, really. 107 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,692 It's my mum's. 108 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,609 Oh, right on. Hip-hop mum. Hip mum. 109 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,988 Hip mum. Mean mum. Yeah. 110 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,703 Hey, man, this is gonna sound pretty forthright, 111 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,959 but, um, can I have the rest of that cookie time? 112 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,622 I just... I totally missed breakfast. 113 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,592 Nah, it's cool. That's cool. 114 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,625 ♪ Now, this is it my turn to bring a new shit 115 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,758 ♪ dark and it's heavy show me if you're ready 116 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,465 ♪ this is it my turn to bring a new sound 117 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,546 ♪ and it's heavy. Show me if you're ready 118 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,392 ♪ this is it my turn to bring a... ♪ 119 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,984 Oh, hey. 120 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,527 - You want me to Chuck in some gas? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 121 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,182 - Hello? - Jon, Jon, Jon. 122 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:02,514 Hey, Sharon. Babe. Um, look, uh, now's not actually such a good time. 123 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,963 Sharon". 'Babe', my arse. No, it's not a good time, is it, Jon? 124 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:06,980 Uh... 125 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,093 I've had the publisher's legal team chasing me all week, darling. 126 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,689 They called me in the supermarket. 127 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,610 They called me in the middle of my daughter's remedial gymnastics... 128 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,070 Jon... 129 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,329 Oh. Um... 130 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,164 Jon, my love, Jon, my darling, where is that fucking book?! 131 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,290 Yeah, no, I'm... it's coming along. 132 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,338 Um, I'm working on it. I'm working on it now, actually. 133 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,303 You better be, Jon, because they're demanding refunds of your advance, 134 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,054 so that means my fucking commission. 135 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,466 But, uh... Hey, they loved the outline, right? 136 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,635 Jon, they paid you for a novel. 137 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,854 No-one's expecting 'the great fucking Gatsby' here, 138 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,535 but the last draft you shovelled up was... 139 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,389 I'm just finding the... Here it is. 140 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,561 Ohh! 141 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,813 This is what the publisher said - "a shit sandwich without the bread." 142 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,315 They're... you know, they're picking on the ending, right? 143 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,696 There was no ending, Jon. 144 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,034 The word count just stops, ok? 145 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,449 It goes nowhere. I can't cover for you anymore. Finish that fucking book! 146 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,619 Cool... hey, thanks. 147 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,917 Agents, eh? 148 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,876 "A shit sandwich without the bread"? 149 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,181 What kind of feedback is that? 150 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,973 It's a metaphor. 151 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,556 Like imagine a sandwich with just the shit bits... 152 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,897 - Yeah. - ..And no bread. 153 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,732 - Oh. - It's pretty shit. 154 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,518 Oh, cool! Hey, thanks, man. 155 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,381 Thanks for, you know, thanks for clarifying that. 156 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,991 You're welcome. 157 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,453 Let me tell you what it really is, ok? 158 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:46,118 It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard. 159 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,144 All those condescending morons, they just... 160 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,838 They want derivative pulp, and I'm not going to sell out, man. 161 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:57,344 I'm... I'm not. 162 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,112 Yep. Here we go. Speaking of conspiracies... 163 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,276 Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over? 164 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,582 Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, officer. 165 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,078 Or another probable cause is... 166 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,645 Another probable cause is institutionalized racism, you know? 167 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,745 Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori. 168 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,876 Sorry, sir. 169 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:39,546 His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah. 170 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,589 Mmm. 171 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,385 Was it desexed? 172 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,595 - What? - Your cat. 173 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,726 Oh. Um... no. 174 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,225 Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. 175 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,279 You might wanna consider that next time. 176 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,532 Ok, yeah. 177 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,491 This vehicle left a Taihape service station without paying for petrol. 178 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,579 You know about that? 179 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,500 - Nah, he paid for that. - What? 180 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,174 - The petrol. - Nah, I didn't. 181 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,832 I thought you did, didn't you? 182 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,751 No, you said you'd Chuck it in, bro, so I... 183 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,589 I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." 184 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:21,254 So this vehicle is registered to jock Stevens. Either of you him? 185 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,730 Hey, what are you doing? 186 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,903 Dude, what are you doing? 187 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,147 Man, are you in some kind of trouble? 188 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,356 Well, who fills up a car and doesn't pay for it? 189 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,436 Who's got a mum called jock? 190 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,965 Ok, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your licence. 191 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,048 I don't have one. 192 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,050 Whoa! 193 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,891 Wh...! Whoa! 194 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,894 Oh! Ahh. 195 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,685 Ahh. 196 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,069 Ok, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. 197 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,830 Ooh! 198 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,644 Where'd he go? 199 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,142 Fuck! 200 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,442 It's not your mum's mini, is it? 201 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,359 I feel like a burger. 202 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,242 What? 203 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,334 A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. 204 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,576 Seriously? 205 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,213 Well, you got a better plan? 206 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,590 No. 207 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,132 Let's get a burger. 208 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,112 That's six double-beef bacon, people. 209 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,154 What's the hold-up? You growing those bloody cows? 210 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,568 We apologise, sir. 211 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,132 We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, 212 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,076 but we smacked her around and you can stuff your face with her shortly. 213 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:54,162 - I have order 97 here. - Oh, there you go. Nice and bloody. 214 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,498 Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car. 215 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,588 Hello, handsome. What can I do you for? 216 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,927 Yeah, um... 217 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,179 What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn. 218 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,348 Bro, she's talking to me. 219 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,938 - She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir. 220 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,524 - Oh. That's fine. Sorry. - Tends to be how it works. 221 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,402 Uh, well, can I grab the flame-grilled Angus Patty 222 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,860 with runny egg and extra bacon, please? 223 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,531 - Absolutely. - Thanks. 224 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,029 And you, sir? 225 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,411 Um, yeah, and I'll get the flame-grilled cheese, thanks. 226 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,931 - So that's the flame-grilled cheese... - Oh, but no cheese. 227 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,745 Actually, no, should just make it the Fla... Flame-grilled original. 228 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,287 - Without cheese? - Without cheese, yep. 229 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,091 - And no... oh, does it have tomato? - Yes. 230 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,255 Ok, cool. No, I don't want any of that. 231 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,585 Some dick stuffed up my order. 232 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,351 - Huh? - Some dick stuffed up his order. 233 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,354 Sorry. Uh, can I offer you a free coke? 234 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,097 Nah. How about some free chips? 235 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,398 - Nah, how about a free burger? - Nah, how about a free blow job? 236 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,533 I'm sorry. We only offer free coke. 237 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,858 - What the fuck?! - Did you want to supersize those? 238 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,447 Fuck, no! 239 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,963 Uh, I might cancel my coke order. 240 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,882 You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I work here anymore. 241 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,428 Do you want a double coke with that? 242 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,682 Oh, do you need a lift somewhere? 243 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,324 You're not going to Wellington, are you? 244 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,256 Uh, yeah, we are. 245 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,848 Choice. 246 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,057 - Wait, what's going on? - It looks like she's in trouble. 247 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,479 Yeah, so are you, mate. You don't want any more. 248 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,228 Alright. 249 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Whoa! 250 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,858 - Whoa... - Um... 251 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,239 - Whoa! - Gosh! 252 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,946 Sorry! Jesus, I'm sorry. 253 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,871 Oh! 254 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,326 Keira1 oh! Oh! Sorry! 255 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,919 - Oh, god. - Oh, shit. 256 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,795 My bad. Whoo! 257 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,973 - Well, that was insane. - Yeah, it certainly was unusual. 258 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,220 Oh, uh, we've got the flame-grilled Angus the cow right here. 259 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,559 Cool. Thank you. 260 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,394 And that is the regular Patty, 261 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,099 no cheese, no tomato or anything interesting at all. 262 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,980 Perfect. 263 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,401 - Hey, what's this? - Oh, read it. 264 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,071 "How much meat is in your meat?" What? 265 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,161 "Once you account for the water content, 266 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,827 "crushed bone matter and high-fructose corn syrup, 267 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,666 "only 4% of your Patty is actually meat." 268 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,502 That... "Statistically, there'll be a mix-up in supply 269 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,628 "which means 50% of that meat content is actually horsemeat." 270 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,586 Horsemeat. Correct. 271 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,518 What kind of sadistic nutjob would put that in their burger packaging? 272 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,183 I did. And it's factual. 273 00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,805 So what? What are you, some kind of undercover... Vegan activist? 274 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,104 Not really. I mean, I wore these to my job interview last week. 275 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,899 "Not your mum, not your milk." 276 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,113 I never hide my beliefs. 277 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,283 - Gotta have principles, bro. - That's rich coming from you. 278 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,403 Wait. Ok, ok, so... 279 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,970 what if someone's just, like, innocently eating their burger 280 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,199 and then they come across your pamphlet and then, boom, 281 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,697 they hurl all over their nan or their friend or something? 282 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,449 Whoa! 283 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,629 Um... What are we doing? 284 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,302 Oh, we're just checking out the local shops. 285 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,184 Sarah's souvenir stall? 286 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,675 Yeah, he really likes kiwi fruit jam. 287 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,387 Really? 288 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,097 - Oh, yeah. - Hmm. 289 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:50,227 - Oh, look, it's on special. 5 bucks. - Oh, wow. 290 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,978 - You should get some. - Oh... 291 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,359 - Oh, you want to? $5. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's get some. 292 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,238 Cheapest I've ever seen it. 293 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,065 - Yeah, that's great. - Let's do it. 294 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,700 ♪ E hinee 295 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,487 ♪ hoki maira 296 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,122 ♪ kamate au... ♪ 297 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,618 Hi. You Sarah? 298 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:12,290 ♪ Te aroha e. ♪ 299 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,383 So, what do you guys do? 300 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,932 Yeah, what? Mm. What do you...? What is...? 301 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,977 What is it that you do again, man? I just... l forgot. 302 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,063 Um, well, l... L work with vehicles. Cars, trucks and... 303 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,070 So like, um, like a mechanic or car salesman or, like...? 304 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,033 No, it's kind of more like repossession, isn't it, sort of? 305 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,025 Repossession? 306 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,528 And what about you, Jon? What do you do? 307 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,201 - What? Oh, I'm a writer. - A writer? 308 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,960 - Yeah. - Wow. Anything I might have read or...? 309 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,923 Oh, yep. Yeah. Well, I've been... I've got some irons... 310 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,725 I've got some projects on the go at the moment that I'm working on. 311 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,165 - Yeah, he's a food writer. - Yum! 312 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,401 You're... you're writing about sandwiches at the moment, eh? 313 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,545 Good and shit ones, eh, bro? 314 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:11,059 Yeah, there are some shit sandwiches out there that people have to... Eat. 315 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,358 Oh, sweet. There's a party tonight. You keen? 316 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,072 Me? Oh, no, thanks. I don't... I got plans tonight. 317 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,783 Party tonight? Whereabouts? 318 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,323 Um, apparently it's at a warehouse in Thorndon. 319 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,068 Yeah. Yeah, I'm keen. 320 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,159 ♪ I got the wandering eye 321 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,580 ♪ mmm-hmm, hmm 322 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,667 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 323 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,510 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 324 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,223 Sorry, mate. Can you just...? 325 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,473 Can you just hold that just for a minute? 326 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,969 Maybe that's... 327 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,059 - Ok, so that's over the... - No, you're doing it wrong. 328 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936 The fox chases the rabbit around the tree. 329 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,602 - No. - You gotta... 330 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,691 No, it goes twice around the tree, then it goes over the hump, doesn't it? 331 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,190 No, it goes once around the tree and then up the burrow. 332 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,341 No, that's not... You... That's not the burrow, though. 333 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,163 - Yeah, but you just had... - That's the hump. 334 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,661 - I just... - There's no hump. 335 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,094 No, that's where the rabbit goes. Find another one for a second. 336 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,748 Oh, my god, where did all the men go? 337 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,706 Thank you. 338 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,214 - Round the tree... - Oh. 339 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,746 Up and through the burrow. 340 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,049 Oh, that... see, that was the burrow that I meant. 341 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,343 - Oh, check you out. - Through the hump. 342 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,927 Oh, wow. So what is that? 343 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,252 That's like a four-in-hand or like half-Windsor, is it? 344 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,596 Pratt knot. 345 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,722 - Pratt knot. - Now... 346 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,188 - Hey, thanks for the lift. - Sweet, bro. 347 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,234 - And, um, we cool? - Huh? 348 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,899 Yeah, we're cool. 349 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,777 Hey, um, and don't be too late 350 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,784 'cause, you know, mum wants the car back, remember? 351 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,075 Oh, so this is your mum's car? 352 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,501 - What? - It's your mum's car? 353 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,046 - Oh, the car? - Yeah, no, that's cool, man. 354 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,422 No, no, no. I just let her borrow it for a little while and just... 355 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,261 - Oh. - Who cares? 356 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653 Where's your plus-one, honey? 357 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,950 Mm? Oh, no, I'm... I'm flying solo tonight. 358 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:32,615 Oh. My husband's away getting his hip replaced. 359 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,913 Oh, yeah? Ouch. 360 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,590 If you need a co-pilot, let me know. 361 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,462 Yeah. 362 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,419 Thank you. 363 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,878 Thanks. 364 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,388 Just gonna take one more. 365 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,564 Mm. 366 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,185 ♪ Don't walk away from me 367 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,813 ♪ I'm not the kind that likes to be put down 368 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,362 ♪ don't leave me standing there 369 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,736 - ♪ I'm not the kind that likes... ♪ - thanks. 370 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,736 It finishes nicely. 371 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,740 Hi. 372 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,656 What are you doing here, Jon? 373 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,711 Um, well, the arse fell out of writing, 374 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,134 so I thought I'd just, um, try hospitality. 375 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:07,263 How can you even think this is... Remotely appropriate? 376 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,133 A man's gotta eat. 377 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,968 Oh, no, wait. Stop, sue. Stop, stop, please. 378 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,057 Um, I wanted to see you, so... 379 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,438 Alright, so you just thought you'd... 380 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,897 show up like nothing's happened? 381 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,663 I'm doing my best to get over you, Jon. 382 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:36,243 Yeah, you aced that one, eh? 383 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,580 What? 384 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,265 Well, you know, I'm actually surprised. 385 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,271 For a specialist in the law of intellectual property 386 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,520 that a body in search of a brain cell would be your type. 387 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,132 - But... That's cool. - Come on. 388 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:49,794 I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you know, satisfies in other ways, right? 389 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,085 He's probably hung like a fucking... Ooh! 390 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,639 That's no way to treat the help. 391 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,323 You have arrived at your destination. 392 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,674 - Oh! - Shit! 393 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,842 Dude, hey, you scared the crap out of me. 394 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,377 Whoo! 395 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,595 Whoa! 396 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,925 Whoo! 397 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,940 - Jon, hey. - Hey. 398 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,647 It's Halloween, eh? It's... it's Halloween, right? 399 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,984 No. We're, um... 400 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,878 We're marching on parliament tomorrow to protest the death of animal rights. 401 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,551 There's this horrific bill in front of the house that needs stopping. 402 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,820 Yeah, no, it's great. You should do, like, a barbecue. 403 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,829 Which is like a protest and a lunch. 404 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,332 Hey, I left my laptop in the mini. 405 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,747 Oh, um, Luke's just over there. 406 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,416 Whoo! 407 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,804 Hey, some of these guys get too carried away, eh? 408 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,963 Yeah. 409 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,715 - Chianti? - No. 410 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,552 - Hey, session? - No. 411 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,637 Ok, well, let me know if you change your mind, 412 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,723 'cause my auntie grows it in Motueka. 413 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:40,616 - Rough night? - No. No, it was awesome. 414 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,914 It was just like my morning. I crashed and burned. 415 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,919 Bro, I reckon you should just have some chill-out time 416 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,424 and just, you know... 417 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,801 You know what, man? I'm like a Phoenix. 418 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,682 I'm gonna rise from the ashes, bro. 419 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,976 In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash out that novel right now. 420 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,475 I'm gonna smash it out. 421 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,656 Oh. 422 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,083 You've got a, uh... A backup, right? 423 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,617 Of course I do, fool. It's in my car. 424 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,286 Fuck. 425 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,721 Rise from those ashes, bro. 426 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,849 Hey. 427 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,113 Session? 428 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,979 Shit. 429 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,531 Oh. Wake up, man. 430 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,236 - Luke! Luke, wake up! - Hmm? 431 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,967 We have to go. They're marching already. 432 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,155 - Mm? - Come on. 433 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,886 - What? Where are we going? - The march. 434 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,786 Oh, shit. 435 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,713 Wake the fuck up, man. 436 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,967 Oh, what happened to Jon last night? 437 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,849 Huh? 438 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:10,931 Ah! 439 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,656 Oh. 5-0. 440 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,960 Typical. This is harassment. 441 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,094 We've got a right to protest. Getting evidence of this. 442 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,141 What?! 443 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,014 Hey! Whoa! 444 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:53,021 - Holy shit. What are you doing? - Hey, I want to get off! 445 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,725 - Can't let them silence the lambs. - Oh! 446 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,606 "Jon he 'baa! 447 00:30:57,773 --> 00:31:01,113 Hey, I wanna get off! 448 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,396 Oi! I wanna get off! Luke! 449 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,650 Oi! 450 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,744 I'm on the roof! I wanna get off! 451 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,660 Is that Jon? 452 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,828 Oi! Hey, watch where you're going! 453 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,417 Holy sh... 454 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,712 Ohhh! 455 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,585 Ohh. 456 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,632 On! On? 457 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,508 - Quick, get in the back. - What? 458 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,346 - Get in the back. - Oh, my god, Luke. 459 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,523 Ah, now the protest... oh, shit. 460 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,103 I think I need a coffee, 461 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,189 um, or maybe just like a blue powerade or something. 462 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,452 Watch out! 463 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,074 Just trying to get my seat belt on. 464 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,080 Oh, that's me. I'll get it. 465 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,288 Luke! You'll lose your licence! 466 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,458 Hey, Noah. 467 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,711 Bro, so I heard about the wedding. Well done. 468 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,278 That was an impressive balls-up, even by your high standards. 469 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:07,181 You know, you could have told me that she was dating an ubermensch. 470 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,894 What are you talking about? 471 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:18,187 The blonde guy in the fruity suit, man. 472 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,693 Oh, ok. No, that would've been Hugo, Nick's brother. He's gay. 473 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,437 She's dating a gay guy? What the fuck? How's that gonna work? 474 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,489 No, you dick, not dating him. 475 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:30,073 Hugo was Suzie's support person at the wedding. 476 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240 - Ah! - Oh! 477 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,034 She's still cut up about it all, mate. 478 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,801 - Argh! - Where the hell are you, anyway? 479 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,041 - What are those sirens? - Um, that's just movies. 480 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,205 - You know, it's a car chase. - Let me out! 481 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,714 How do you even know all this? 482 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,424 Mrs d rang me. 483 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,590 And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky 484 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,888 she's deleted your number 'cause the old girl let rip, 485 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:55,392 and now I'm to tell you to stay away from her daughter. 486 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,557 No! 487 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,100 No! 488 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:02,058 I know, bro, but I warned you not to go, ok? 489 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,110 She flew down south to Mrs D's this morning, 490 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,614 and then she's taken some flash job. 491 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,646 Oh... Shit! 492 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,990 Yeah, afraid so. 493 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,525 - Just let it go, dude. - Right here! 494 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,079 Hey, the background noise is killing me, mate. 495 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,743 Call me back after you finish watching 496 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,723 that shitty Michael bay flick or whatever it is. 497 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,957 Whoa! Whoa! 498 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,842 Oh, my god! 499 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,128 - Wanker! - Luke, slow down! 500 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,354 Ooh! 501 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:44,356 Oh, bro, can you speed that VOM up? We have a situation here. 502 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,653 Oh! 503 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,368 - Really? Ohh. - Oh, man. 504 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,848 Here they are! 505 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,596 Freedom of sheep! Ban live exports! 506 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,980 Shit, what are you doing? We're meant to join them. 507 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,940 - Hugo's gay. - Luke, stop! 508 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,992 What are you doing? 509 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,525 I am such a fuck-up! 510 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,538 Oi! Luke! 511 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,625 Jon! Make him stop! 512 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,510 What the fuck are you doing?! 513 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,766 Police. Alright? 514 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,029 Shit! 515 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,282 - It's a dead end. - No, no, no, no, no. 516 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,488 - No, it can't end like this. - Yes, it can. 517 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,238 Police coming through. 518 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,620 - Excuse me. - Move! Get out of the way! 519 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,374 Get out. 520 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,251 Come on, Jon. 521 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:33,297 What? What are you...? 522 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,893 Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop the oar. Luke. Luke! 523 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,351 - Oh, genius. - Luke, what are you doing? 524 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,310 (He)', guys! Guys, here! 525 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,318 - Open the door! - What? 526 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,645 Open the door more! 527 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,699 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the oar. 528 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,033 - Open the door! - Luke! 529 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:02,238 No! Oh, no, no, no, no! Not the car! Fuck! Shit! 530 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,378 We made it! 531 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:18,801 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Bro, where's this thing headed? 532 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,178 I don't know, man, but you've got balls for brains, bro! 533 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,886 - That was awesome! - I'm a genius! 534 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,940 You're a maniac. Get the fuck away from me! 535 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,435 What did you do? 536 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,636 She's pretty upset, man. 537 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,414 Hey. You ok? 538 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,075 He nearly killed us, Jon. 539 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,327 Who the hell is he trying to impress? 540 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:33,208 I mean... L could hazard a guess. 541 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,260 You know what? I can't change that vote stuck here. 542 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:42,923 Maybe you could, um, like... Like, blog or tweet or something? 543 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,309 You don't get it, do you, Jon? 544 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,020 It takes so much more than mouse clicks to make a difference. 545 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,347 There are... 546 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,356 Forget it. 547 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,276 God knows what you two are up to, 548 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,155 but I'm not risking my life for some stupid game of hot wheels. 549 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:07,743 I wanna impact change, alright, not some bloody lamp post. 550 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,962 ♪ Are you ready? 551 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,297 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 552 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:29,596 Holy shit. What are you doing? Bro! Whoa! 553 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,636 Can't let them silence the lambs. 554 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,100 What? 555 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,229 Baa! 556 00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:13,516 I promise I won't slap you again... 557 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,806 if you promise to stop when I ask. 558 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,655 Sorry for slapping you. 559 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,918 You could try and kiss it better. 560 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,720 Wrong side. 561 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,379 Check us out. 562 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,219 - Bonnie and Clyde. - Who? 563 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:11,882 Famous outlaws. Never got caught. 564 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,722 Never ever? 565 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,982 Not alive. 566 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,691 Sounds riveting. 567 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,693 They copped about 167 bullets in 20 seconds, I think. 568 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,360 - What? - Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead. 569 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,531 Right. 570 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,160 Trust you to recall the fun facts. 571 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,247 You're not so bad at that yourself, Keira. 572 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,174 You ever had a fantasy, Jon? 573 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,843 Surely you've wanted to be someone 574 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:52,587 glamorous, daring, romantic at some point in your life? 575 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,928 Ahh. 576 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,148 - You speak French? - Oui. 577 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,187 Un peu. 578 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,279 You haven't been to France, have you? 579 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,945 I speak English and I've never been to England. 580 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:22,619 ♪ I've never seen a diamond in the flesh 581 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,963 ♪ I cut my teeth on wedding rings... ♪ 582 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,707 - This here. - Oh, yeah. 583 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,509 - ♪ In the movies... ♪ - one more. 584 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:31,972 ♪ And we'll never be royals 585 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,593 ♪ royals. 586 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,470 ♪ It don't run in our blood 587 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:38,846 ♪ that kind of Lux just ain't for us 588 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:41,095 ♪ we crave a different kind of buzz 589 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,597 ♪ let me be your ruler 590 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,769 ♪ ruler 591 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,397 ♪ you can call me queen bee 592 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,024 ♪ and, baby, I'll rule 593 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:50,531 ♪ I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule 594 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,243 ♪ let me live that fantasy. ♪ 595 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,945 It's good! 596 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,540 Awful. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop a second. 597 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,706 Ok, I wanna make a toast, everyone, so... 598 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:10,335 - Um, ok, to... To pork pie. - Yuck. 599 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,046 Oh, no, he's meaning the hat. 600 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,176 - It's a pork pie hat. - Oh. 601 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,723 And, hey, to an unsilenceable lamb. 602 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,601 And to me, ok? To me making invercargill. 603 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,637 Like, what? 604 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,691 Suzie's down there. I'm gonna go patch things up with her. 605 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,480 Didn't that plan fail already? 606 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,991 Oh, no. I mean, yeah. Yeah, sort of. 607 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:38,324 I mean, I've since realised, you know, that I just... 608 00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:42,331 I gotta apologise about... Things. See, anyway. 609 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:46,995 Apologise for what? Maybe I can give you some womanly advice. 610 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,002 No, it's just, um... 611 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,378 - Suzie's awesome. - Mm-hm. 612 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:59,049 You know, like, she's awesome, and, uh, I just... L wasn't sure. 613 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,808 You weren't sure about what? 614 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,643 About what I was bringing to the table. About me. 615 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,770 So, um, yeah. So I just... I didn't go. 616 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,819 You didn't go where? 617 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,318 To our wedding. 618 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,794 Your own wedding? 619 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,373 It's a little bit of a fuck-up, I know. I get that. 620 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,539 Oh, whoa. 621 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,128 Dude, that's... 622 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,800 Oh, well, looks like we're going to Invercargill. 623 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,393 Come on. Look, man, you wanna get to Suzie, right? 624 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:52,113 - Yeah. - Then cheers, 'cause we're going. 625 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:53,733 Yeah. 626 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,450 To making invercargill. 627 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,229 I should warn you. 628 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,354 I've got two rules. 629 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,775 I only do it once 630 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,945 and feelings can't come into it, ok? 631 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,828 I, um... 632 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,044 can't promise no feelings. 633 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:56,249 Then it's no deal. 634 00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,378 You have to protect yourself, Luke. 635 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,970 What if I break your precious little heart? 636 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,850 It... It would have been worth it... 637 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,859 to have these feelings. 638 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,468 Oh... Fuck. 639 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:03,399 I have you so close that your hand upon my chest is mine, 640 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,570 so close that your eyes close with my dreams. 641 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,621 What? 642 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:11,535 You think... You hate it, don't you? 643 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,294 - No. - You just want... 644 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,857 Morning. 645 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,942 Morning. 646 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,133 Where did you learn French? 647 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,587 Mum was a French teacher. 648 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,425 - Really? - Yeah. 649 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:12,063 She started tutoring me when I was about... 2. 650 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,814 And where's mum now? 651 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,284 She passed. 652 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,664 - Sorry, I didn't mean to... - Oh. 653 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,586 Speak some French to me. 654 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,687 That sounds pretty romantic. 655 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,903 What'd you say? 656 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,860 I said you have... 657 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,696 mean boobies. 658 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,832 You little shit! 659 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,579 Bloody typical. 660 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,720 Oh. Um... 661 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,467 I think we should get off. 662 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,221 I mean, like, the three of us. 663 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,981 I mean off the train. 664 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,853 The three of us should get off the train 665 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,664 'cause we're about to get to the stop soon. 666 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,938 Oh, god. 667 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:54,991 Hey, we're almost at the station. Where's Keira, man? 668 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:58,409 ..The humane treatment of pets and livestock to get behind us. 669 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:00,869 We're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 670 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,000 all the way to invercargill. 671 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,963 Keira! Come on! 672 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,926 What are you guys doing? We can't take this. 673 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:21,139 - I'm not leaving it. - Why not? 674 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,690 Because if we leave it, 675 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,833 then they'll definitely know we're in the south island. 676 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,475 Come on, Keira. We gotta go. We gotta go. 677 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,229 It's happening in three seconds. 678 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,860 - One, two... - You're a little shit. 679 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,487 I can't believe it! 680 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,614 Coming! 681 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:35,781 Ok. Let's do this. 682 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,450 Jesus. 683 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,789 Whoo! 684 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,960 Whoo! Yeah! 685 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,807 ♪ Like this, like this let's do it... ♪ 686 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,643 Hey, hey, this is my jam. 687 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,408 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 688 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,160 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 689 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,191 ♪ Not many, if any not many, if any 690 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,916 ♪ how many dudes you know got the skills 691 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,734 ♪ to go and rock a show like this? 692 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,441 ♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh 693 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,071 ♪ I don't know anybody I don't know anyone. ♪ 694 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,199 You've got a little boy band going on here. 695 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,406 ♪ Yes, put me out, I'm on fire. ♪ 696 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,947 You're... you're hitting the spot, mate. 697 00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,972 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 698 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,682 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 699 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,382 ♪ Not many, if any not many, if any 700 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,255 ♪ how many dudes you know got the skills 701 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,632 ♪ to go and rock a show like this? 702 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,856 Come on, Suzie. 703 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:07,043 Hello? Davidson residence. 704 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,250 Hello? 705 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,050 Yes, hello. Uh... 706 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,803 Is Suzie Davidson there, please? 707 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:20,466 - Who is this? - Uh, it's tom here from, uh... 708 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,966 um, tom thumb nurseries, 709 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:28,692 and, uh, Suzie was inquiring about some geraniums, 710 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:31,314 so I'm just returning her call. 711 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,742 Jon, is this you? 712 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:39,784 Uh, no. 713 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,368 This is not Jon. I don't even know who Jon is. 714 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:46,621 Ah! Mrs d, please don't hang up. I just need to... 715 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,831 What? Holy shit! No way! Where'd you get that? 716 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,742 It's a gift from your mate, Dr Hannibal Lecter. 717 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,792 I don't have any papers, though. 718 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,459 - Boom. - Boom. 719 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,247 ♪ See right through you 720 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:37,211 ♪ flyin', highin' 721 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:38,551 ♪ Freddy voodoo... ♪ 722 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,339 ♪ lucid dreaming 723 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,510 ♪ magic wonder... ♪ 724 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:44,428 Ok. Swapsies. 725 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,266 ♪ See this spell I'm under 726 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:49,313 ♪ make you wander... ♪ 727 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,056 - ♪ With that rhythm... ♪ - yeah. 728 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,725 This was a good idea. 729 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,528 Oh, I am craving 730 00:53:57,693 --> 00:54:01,533 some chips and some hokey-pokey ice-cream, man. 731 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,987 - Oh, my god. - Yes. Hokey-pokey. 732 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,448 - Hokey-pokey. - Yes. 733 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,987 - Can we get some? - Yes. 734 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:10,331 - I could actually do with hokey-pokey. - Wait, I thought you were vegan. 735 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:16,212 - No! - No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma. 736 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:17,748 - Oh, shit. - But we want it. 737 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,671 Keira1 I want it! 738 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,510 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 739 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,473 I'm hungry. 740 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:28,966 ♪ I got the wandering eye 741 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:33,517 ♪ mm-mm, mm-hm, hmm 742 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:37,187 ♪ I got the wandering eye 743 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,692 ♪ mm-hm-mm. ♪ 744 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,340 Have you ever made love when you're high? 745 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,877 I'm not high. 746 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:06,014 Oh, yeah. But I am. 747 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:10,773 Come on. 748 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,096 Goodnight, sir. 749 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,021 We all recognise that when one or other goes, 750 00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:22,571 the other one goes within a very short space of time. 751 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:30,617 Oh, hey, do you have any of those, urn, like, cassava chips? 752 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:33,156 And maybe like a beetroot dip? 753 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,955 I just got chip chips. 754 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,575 Yesterday's spectacular police chase 755 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,342 through the capital has gone viral, 756 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,554 already clocking 4 million views on YouTube. 757 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:45,174 These guys are crackerjacks. Have you seen this? 758 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,852 The activists responsible for the mayhem uploaded this message. 759 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,722 Our disobedience is civil and it's just, 760 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,909 and we're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 761 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,273 all the way to invercargill. 762 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,604 Baa! 763 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,898 They've been dubbed the blondini gang by fans on social media, 764 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,605 and have ignited a viral spike not seen since nek minnit 765 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,356 or the ice bucket challenge. 766 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:09,028 That is the new Cooper s right there. 767 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,368 ..Antics have caused a nation-wide sensation. 768 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,874 Um... uh... 769 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,420 Right, that is $17.95, thank you. 770 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,627 Police are trying to identify the daring trio 771 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:27,928 who claim to be continuing their crusade for animal rights 772 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:29,933 all the way to invercargill. 773 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:43,068 Guys, we... oh. Oh. 774 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,733 Luke! 775 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,032 Oh, Luke. Oh, my... 776 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,742 Nice day for it. 777 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,460 This is not so funny, Keira. 778 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,342 What do you mean viral? How many hits? 779 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,049 I don't know. Like, it's massive. 780 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:13,349 Like, ok, like the ice bucket challenge thing. 781 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:15,723 The ice bucket...? That's awesome. 782 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,771 - No, it's not awesome. - Yes, it is. 783 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,415 It's not awesome. They know where we are and what we look like. 784 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,360 - When did you upload all of that? - You didn't even tell him? 785 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,842 The protest stopped trending, alright? I had to do something. 786 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,048 So, wait, you're just gonna start a manhunt for Luke and I 787 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,092 and then just walk away looking like phantom of the opera? 788 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:34,025 Oh, come on. That is not what I... 789 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,581 You guys didn't wanna wear them, alright? 790 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,331 Anyway, they don't know where we are. 791 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,128 They'll be tracking the sim from your uploads, Keira. 792 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,002 They can't. It's in flight mode. 793 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:47,259 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 794 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:52,338 - I switched on data. - What? When did you do that? 795 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,851 Well, back at the lake. I downloaded that game. 796 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,104 Oh, Luke, you idiot! 797 00:57:58,266 --> 00:57:59,806 Ok, ok, just everyone, please. 798 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,267 Just everyone turn their phones off. 799 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:21,458 Keep going. 800 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:28,630 We'll escape somehow. Bonnie and Clyde, right? 801 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,675 Bonnie and Clyde didn't leak a behind-the-scenes video. 802 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,183 Hey, I've been the one saying ditch the mini. 803 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,756 Not happening- 804 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:40,177 why not? 805 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,846 It's not even yours, is it, Luke? 806 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:47,520 Or your mum's. You stole it. It's one big, fat yellow lie. 807 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,530 Maybe you can just apologise, Keira. 808 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:58,618 But for what, Jon? For having the guts to stand up for something? 809 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:02,075 Look, Keira, your protest is awesome, 810 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:05,117 but you've basically told everyone 811 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:07,382 where we are and where we are headed. 812 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:13,934 Let me out. 813 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,638 What? Keira, we're knee-deep in sheep. 814 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,314 - You're not... - Let me fucking out. 815 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:20,933 Keira. 816 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,900 I'm just trying to do something meaningful, ok? 817 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,780 What are you two even doing? 818 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,066 I mean, fuck me! 819 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,949 It's like being stuck in a car between no cause and a lost one. 820 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:42,867 She's never gonna have you back, Jon. You're not enough man. 821 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,408 And you, 822 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:49,081 you need to realise that there's more to life than boy fucking racing! 823 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:56,630 I actually thought those were the three qualities she admired in you. 824 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,388 Ugh! 825 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,314 You should clean this up, you know! 826 01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:05,523 There's shit all over the road! It's disgusting! 827 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,436 I'll go get her. 828 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,247 Oh! 829 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:28,584 Shit. 830 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:37,631 Copy that, all units. That's a go for a sweep of the town. 831 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,179 - Whoa! - Moving on, moving on! 832 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,733 - Go, man. Go. - That's Keira. 833 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,941 Shit. 834 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:02,077 - Keira! - Go, Luke. 835 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:04,992 - Fuck! - Get out of the car! 836 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,980 Fuck! 837 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,260 Go, man, go. They're about half a k back. 838 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,638 You did all you could, man. 839 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,864 Hmm. 840 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:46,855 I reckon they're just dead-set legends. 841 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,412 So it doesn't bother you that they're breaking the law? 842 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:54,712 It's giving the finger to those idiots up in the beehive. Legends. 843 01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:57,383 Well, I believe our next caller knows one of them. 844 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,172 Becca from Auckland. Hi there, Becca. 845 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,626 Hi, Paul. 846 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,295 Hi there. We believe you know the older guy. 847 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:06,175 Heroes or downright reprobates? What's the deal? 848 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,853 Um, well, he's not exactly a hero, 849 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,812 but, you know, he's not a bad guy either. 850 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,562 He just made a really bad call. 851 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,354 What do you mean? The veganism? 852 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,227 Or his penchant for civil disobedience? 853 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:19,024 No. I mean a really bad call. 854 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,729 Paul". Worse than going vegan? 855 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:24,189 It's actually a really sad story. They were sweethearts since uni. 856 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,821 - Who were? - Him and his fiancée, Suzie. 857 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:27,988 Mm. 858 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,783 But, you know, he just... 859 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,529 Oh, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. 860 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,661 No, no, no, Becca. You called for a reason. 861 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,578 What exactly did he do? 862 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,917 He... 863 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:43,584 He did a no-show at their wedding, and now he wants her back. 864 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:48,884 Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker! 865 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:52,392 This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary... 866 01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:02,436 Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch. 867 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,886 That mini was stolen long before I took it. 868 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,434 But it wasn't mine to take. 869 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,476 When mum passed... 870 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,412 l took to the speedway, 871 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,445 and I felt closer to her. 872 01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,745 I won almost every race. 873 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,956 But I owed a chop shop crew for the stock car and all the gear. 874 01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:10,921 So I started working for them, stripping hot cars, drug runs, 875 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:15,138 wheel man on burgs, you name it. 876 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,019 But that's not me, bro. 877 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,572 Keira was right. 878 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,703 I'm all shit. 879 01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:35,834 No, you're the ballsiest dude I've ever met. 880 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:40,004 You're inspiring to me. 881 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,123 I mean, look at me, man. Shit, I've... 882 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,960 I got kicked out of my flat, I got fired by my publisher, 883 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,627 and I've been run to ground 884 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,505 by, you know, pretty much every cop in New Zealand. 885 01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:53,679 I got bagged out on national radio. 886 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:57,053 Those bastards. 887 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,267 But I never felt more alive. 888 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:05,351 Screw the novel. You showed me how to write my own destiny, man. 889 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,112 That's where it's at. 890 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,362 I'm going all the way. 891 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,861 I gotta get to Suzie. 892 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,411 But, I mean, you know, the Suzie mission, it's mine, 893 01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:26,252 so, you know, you don't... 894 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,957 I mean, it's... If you think that... 895 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,923 Oh, yeah. That's a fair call. That's a fair call, man. 896 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:37,051 I mean, everyone's got their own path to take. 897 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:41,715 Bro, are we taking that car to Invercargill 898 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,021 or you plan on hitching in your undies? 899 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:54,154 Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes. 900 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:06,789 Well, there's your GPS fuse. 901 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:09,959 That's cool. 902 01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:14,587 Are you getting baked, bro? 903 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:18,392 Weed sharpens my mind. 904 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:22,136 I do some of my clearest thinking on weed. 905 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,102 And it sharpens my mind as well. 906 01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:02,134 - You look ridiculous. - Hey, shit's getting real. 907 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:06,017 Lay off the weed, bro. This ain't 'call of duty'. 908 01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:09,812 The road south's no good. 909 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,769 Come on, pork pie. 910 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,649 A couple of cops never stopped you before. 911 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:19,317 Open country, choppers, nowhere to hide. 912 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,032 That actually does sound like 'call of duty'. 913 01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,791 Do you want me to cause a diversion? 914 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:37,711 Ok. Why don't you call 111 and tell them we're over there? 915 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,428 You're a genius. I'll do it. 916 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:48,602 Jon, I was joking, man! 917 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,542 Yes! 918 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:17,463 It's them. It's the blondini phone. 919 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840 Uh, put it on speaker. 920 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:32,598 Slow down, man. 921 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,900 Ah! Shit! 922 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:17,231 Yes! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, brother! Whoo! 923 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,626 Hey, look at those people. Those people recognise us. 924 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,206 They're like fans or friends or something. 925 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:22,879 Baa! 926 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,207 Whoo! 927 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:25,422 Baa! 928 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:26,591 Whoo! 929 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:31,389 Freedom of sheep! Freedom of sheep! 930 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:34,476 Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes, ladies! 931 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,942 Don't eat your friends for dinner! 932 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,154 Baa! 933 01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:42,193 Sir, that is a nice jumper. Clearly a sheep lover. 934 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,028 Ah, fuck off. 935 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,403 Ah. Oh. 936 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,241 Maybe could've phrased that last one a little bit better. 937 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,711 Hey, guys! 938 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,125 Pull over! Hey! 939 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:04,674 Wait, who...? Who is that? 940 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:10,304 - Hey, guys, pull over! - Who does he think he is? 941 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,099 - Who do you think you are? - I'm bongo. 942 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:17,144 I'm a mate, yeah? You guys are amazing. I love you guys. 943 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:21,810 - Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him. - Yeah, nah. We're ok, man. 944 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:24,066 - You guys are fucked! - Hey, that's not friendly. 945 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233 Whoa. 946 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:27,026 I'm just calling it like it is, eh? 947 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:29,864 The cops have blocked all the roads between here and Clyde. 948 01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:33,491 They've got two choppers, eh, sweeping up from the south. 949 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:35,539 They're after you, man. They're after ya! 950 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,793 Where? How does he know that? 951 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,455 - It's a... - No, no, ask him. 952 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:42,964 - Oh, oh. How do you know that? - I've got a police scanner, eh? 953 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,837 He's got a police scanner. 954 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,564 Nah, man. If he wants to follow us, he can get a Twitter account. 955 01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:49,723 - Sorry, man, nah, we're good. - I'm on Twitter. 956 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,054 - No, we're all good. - I'm here to help! 957 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:54,389 - Fucking crazy. - You need some petrol, guys? 958 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,635 I can get you some petrol. I can source that for you. 959 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,394 I've got it back in my shed. I've also got some mannequins. 960 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,100 Petrol. 961 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:21,455 Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in nice and tight. Yeah, that's it. 962 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,928 I can help you guys if you want. Anything you need. 963 01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:33,763 Uh, petrol's all we need. 964 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:43,183 I can get a... hey, I can get us 50 K's south through the farm, yeah? 965 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:47,233 Slip the noose. So we... so... 966 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,190 Uh, there's no us, bro. 967 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,899 How much do we owe you for the gas? 968 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,989 I'll Chuck in the gas for free as a joining fee. 969 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,660 F... 970 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:03,118 There's... there's no joining. 971 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:05,960 But you're one man down, mate. Yeah, and I'm... 972 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:08,747 No, we're not a man down. We're good. 973 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:11,211 It's good, bro. We're good. 974 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,176 When it comes down to it, guys, 975 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,346 you're gonna need some hardware, right? 976 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:23,345 Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate. 977 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,193 Ooh! 978 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:37,318 I can shoot a man 3 k away with this one. 979 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:40,041 Yeah, he wouldn't even know what hit him. 980 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,402 He could be doing anything. He could be, I don't know... 981 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,828 He could be hanging out his washing, for example. 982 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,839 Yeah? And thinking to himself, "I've got a little bit of a bloat. 983 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,383 "Maybe I should switch to almond milk." 984 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:55,547 And then I'm there, and then bang! 985 01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:58,514 He's dead. 986 01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,599 And his last thought was almond milk. 987 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,150 Hey, Pongo, we're just gonna take the gas, I think... 988 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:13,396 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - The name is bongo! 989 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:16,659 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Easy. Look, look, look. It's all good. 990 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,782 You... you passed. You passed. 991 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:22,832 Passed what? 992 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,365 This test. This whole thing was just a test. 993 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:28,329 What? What kind of test? 994 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,711 - Well, um... - What the fuck was the name? Quick. 995 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,338 - The blondini... - Yeah, blondini. 996 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,335 - Test. - The blondini test. 997 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:38,927 We just wanted to see if you'd go all the way, and you took it... 998 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,965 All the way, man. All the way. 999 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:43,178 Yes, yes. You nailed it, man. 1000 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:46,599 - That was all a test? - Yeah, it was a test. 1001 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,729 You just tested me, and I pa... And I passed? 1002 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:50,516 - Yeah, bro. - Yes, congratulations, man. 1003 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,729 I nailed it. Oh, my god, you guys are crack-up. 1004 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,860 'Cause I almost blew his brains out for calling me Pongo. 1005 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,858 - And it was just a test? - Yeah, I saw that. 1006 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:01,740 I saw that coming. 1007 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:07,000 And then I would've taken you out too, mate, and then myself. 1008 01:17:07,164 --> 01:17:09,674 But, anyway, c'est la vie. 1009 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:12,424 Ok, here's the plan. I'll go and get my stuff. 1010 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:17,086 And then... Hit the road, Jack. Hey? 1011 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,258 Blondinis! 1012 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,433 Get the petrol can. 1013 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,102 You guys are gonna love these. 1014 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,265 Guys? 1015 01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,148 Guys! 1016 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:36,278 Oi! No! 1017 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,613 Go! Go, man, go! 1018 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,029 'Oh' my god! - Guys! 1019 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,593 Holy shit! 1020 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:18,188 - Wake up! - Calm yourself! Calm yourself! 1021 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,650 - We need to get home, man! - Yes, yes, I'm doing! 1022 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,661 He fucking fired a rocket launcher, 1023 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:25,873 so just give me a second, please, to... 1024 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,155 Where the fuck are we? 1025 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,837 Which way? Left or right? 1026 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,050 Left. 1027 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,719 Yep. 1028 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,563 Yeah, left. Left. 1029 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,770 Left, man. 1030 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,349 No, no, no, left. Left. 1031 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,560 - The map's upside down. - What? 1032 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:59,084 I didn't know they did upside-down maps. 1033 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,033 Why would you even bother with that? 1034 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,326 I've been shot. 1035 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,129 - Do you know who did this? - Yes. 1036 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,399 - Do you know who shot you? - Yeah, the blondini gang. 1037 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:23,133 - The Blondinis? - Yes, they're driving... 1038 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,300 Yes, they're driving around in an apricot mini, 1039 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,389 and they're shooting whoever they see. 1040 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,314 - Ok. - I was the only... 1041 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,023 I was the only one smart enough to survive. 1042 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:33,604 Go, go, go! 1043 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:35,149 Assembly port b. 1044 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:36,812 Quick smart, guys. 1045 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:44,990 What's going on? - It's armed response. 1046 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,365 What do you mean armed? 1047 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:50,453 Guns. Armed usually means guns. 1048 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,206 - Ha! - Got your speech ready? 1049 01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,923 - My what ready? - Your speech. 1050 01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,963 About what you're gonna say to Suzie. 1051 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,589 No. You got any ideas? 1052 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,400 - No, I don't have any ideas. - You brought it up. 1053 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,404 - You must have some ideas. - I'm not in your situation. 1054 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:07,988 - I haven't been in your situation. - Ok, alright! I think I'm gonna... 1055 01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,812 Yes, I've got some things to say. 1056 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,392 - Well, hit me. - I didn't... 1057 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:14,137 I'm... I'll just... I'll go with the moment. 1058 01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,939 Detective, what's going on? 1059 01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,146 Wait, this isn't about the boys, right? But... 1060 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,912 - Come on. - Is it? 1061 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:34,873 Come on, hurry up! 1062 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:39,133 - Oh! - Shit. Sorry! 1063 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,709 Oh. 1064 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,825 I'm gonna try that phone box. 1065 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,673 Ok, I'll get us a feed. 1066 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,935 Shit. 1067 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:54,869 Hello? 1068 01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:00,329 - Mum, have you seen my phone? - No, darling. 1069 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,129 Oh, it's so weird. 1070 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,932 I thought I left it in here charging, but I can't find it anywhere. 1071 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:07,382 - Aw. - I need to book my taxi. 1072 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,814 Did you know your land line's unplugged? 1073 01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:19,977 Oh, yes, I did it. 1074 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:23,814 Telemarketing vulture's been bothering me all week. 1075 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,156 Hello. Davidson residence. 1076 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,081 I'm just gonna go take a piss. 1077 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,670 Hello? 1078 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,085 Hello? 1079 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,555 Blondini gang member Keira Leigh-Jones 1080 01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,975 has caused further embarrassment to police 1081 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:04,814 by streaming this plea while in custody. 1082 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,650 We're a peaceful protest, so please, 1083 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,725 I need you all to challenge this police action. 1084 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:10,901 If you can tweet your support, post to our... 1085 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,704 Justin, all cars. There's been a shooting in Roxburgh. 1086 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:20,619 Suspects are the blondini gang. 1087 01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:22,787 They're believed to be armed and dangerous 1088 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:26,666 and heading south in a mini Cooper s, registration lz6393. 1089 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:29,915 I repeat - iz6393. 1090 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:33,052 Shit. 1091 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:36,137 There's no way the boys would have been involved in that alleged shooting. 1092 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:38,220 Violence goes against everything we stand for. 1093 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:39,808 Ban live exports! 1094 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,643 Miss Leigh-Jones rejected... 1095 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,596 in the interest of public safety, 1096 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,980 they're taking allegations of a shooting spree... 1097 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:53,691 The police response has sparked an outcry 1098 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,862 among fans on Twitter and Instagram, 1099 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,581 with many saying the armed offenders squad mobilisation 1100 01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:01,082 is a major overreaction. 1101 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:27,940 Hey, Luke! Man, come on. It's the cops. 1102 01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:31,017 Come on. 1103 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:33,441 Bro, it's the... 1104 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,356 What? 1105 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,157 What's going on, man? 1106 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,744 Get down on the ground, sir. Get down on the ground. 1107 01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:47,672 Oh, no. Oh, jeez. 1108 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,753 You shot him! 1109 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,798 - What's going on, pup? - It's the Blondinis. They're armed. 1110 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:55,053 Do you see any guns, dipshit?! 1111 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,175 It's ok, mate. It's alright. 1112 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,432 - We gotta stop that bleeding. - Step away, sir. 1113 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:02,235 - These men are dangerous. - You're the one that's dangerous, mate. 1114 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,809 Step away, sir. 1115 01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,984 Step away, sir! 1116 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,293 If you don't put that thing down and get some help for my mate, 1117 01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:09,812 I'm gonna shove it up your arse, ok?! 1118 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:11,440 Take it easy. Take it easy. 1119 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:12,937 Take it easy. 1120 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,987 Call for an air ambulance and some backup. 1121 01:25:18,155 --> 01:25:21,485 - Hey, man, it's... it's ok. - Sorry, man. 1122 01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:24,429 No, no, it's all good. It's all good. Help's on the way. It's all good. 1123 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,333 - I'll be all good, man. - Yeah. 1124 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,706 I'll be all good. 1125 01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:29,713 You need to get to invercargill. 1126 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,495 No, man. I'm not... I'm not taking the car without you, bro. 1127 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:34,459 You're taking that car to Invercargill, bro. 1128 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,210 No, I'm not going without you. 1129 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,676 - You need to go, bro. - I'm not leaving without you, ok? 1130 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,728 - I'm not leaving without you. - Bro, you need to go! 1131 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,061 Oh, fuck. 1132 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:00,244 Goodbye, pork pie. 1133 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,792 Hey! Hey, you, stop! 1134 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:08,162 Move the truck! Can we move the truck, please, sir? 1135 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:11,170 Sir, I'll take over here. Can you please move the truck? 1136 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,250 Come back here! Will you come back here?! 1137 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,710 Stop! Get the truck out of the way! 1138 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,636 Fuck. 1139 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:42,815 I'm taking this bloody car 1140 01:26:42,989 --> 01:26:45,619 to invercargill! 1141 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,580 Whoo! 1142 01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:59,629 Speculation is rife on social media 1143 01:26:59,798 --> 01:27:02,798 that the Blondinis may have been unarmed. 1144 01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:05,508 This is just not on. It's not on. 1145 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:08,809 ..Firing a single shot, wounding the male. 1146 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:12,394 Hello, fats. Are you watching the telly? 1147 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:15,561 Apparently desperate to get to his former fiancee... 1148 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:16,771 I know. 1149 01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:21,109 Yeah. It's time to get the lads out. 1150 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:22,801 Would the driver of the mini pull over and surrender your weapon? 1151 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:25,724 Surrender your weapon. 1152 01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:30,384 This is a police operation. I repeat, the driver of the mini, pull over. 1153 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,601 Surrender your weapon. 1154 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,277 Hello, Davidson residence. 1155 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:45,492 Oh, Mrs d! Look, I'm sorry, ok? Just please don't fucking hang up, ok? 1156 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,414 I really need to speak to Suzie. 1157 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,782 - Please! - It's me, Jon. 1158 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:52,490 Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... hi. 1159 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:56,871 I actually, um... I can't talk. I'm packing, so... 1160 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,920 Um, why? Where are you going? 1161 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,625 I need a fresh start, Jon. 1162 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:05,006 I decided to take that UK gig. 1163 01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:12,388 Well, um, I've gotta go. The... the taxi's here, so... 1164 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,617 No, no, no. Suze, don't. Don't. Please don't. Please. 1165 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,561 This is all fucked up. This is all fucked up, ok? 1166 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,101 I fucked it up. I fucked it up. 1167 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,690 You're an incredible person, 1168 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,124 and you didn't deserve to be treated like that, alright? I... 1169 01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:24,544 I just didn't think you'd want to spend the rest of your life 1170 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,528 with a loser like me, ok, and so I broke it. 1171 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,145 I broke it. 1172 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:31,661 And it was a prick of a thing to do, and, actually, it was unforgivable. 1173 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:33,991 It was unforgivable. 1174 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,700 And I don't expect you to take me back. 1175 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,922 I don't... I, um... 1176 01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:42,632 Shit, I don't even expect you to talk to me again ever. I just, um... 1177 01:29:43,670 --> 01:29:45,880 I just... I want you to know 1178 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:49,677 that I think you're the most beautiful person that I have met. 1179 01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:52,934 And you're perfect. 1180 01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:55,564 And I blew it. 1181 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,644 I blew it. 1182 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,729 Where are you? 1183 01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,856 About half an hour out of town. 1184 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,566 You came down? 1185 01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:17,241 Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop down to see you. 1186 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:26,304 Ok. 1187 01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:31,798 Ok, we can meet at the casa Del mar 1188 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:35,138 at 7 o'clock for... 10 minutes 1189 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:37,845 and while my taxi's waiting, ok? 1190 01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:40,266 Um... 1191 01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:44,438 Ok, Suze, here's the thing. 1192 01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:47,072 L... 1193 01:30:48,109 --> 01:30:49,649 It's quite... I'm in a... 1194 01:30:49,819 --> 01:30:52,489 Jon, just show up for me, alright? 1195 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:56,028 Be nice to know what that feels like. 1196 01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:58,411 Who was that? 1197 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:03,794 Oh, urn, yeah, the telemarketing people again. 1198 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,259 Ok. 1199 01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,554 Ok. 1200 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:16,184 Ok. 1201 01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:31,193 Deployment of police and armed response personnel. 1202 01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:34,031 It appears the blondini mini is being 1203 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:35,867 funnelled towards the deployment. 1204 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,202 Driver of the mini, pull over. Surrender your weapon. 1205 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:39,448 Shit! 1206 01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:41,869 I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1207 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,134 Pull over immediately. 1208 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:51,085 This is a police operation. I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1209 01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:13,278 Fats, you little cracker! 1210 01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:18,525 G'day. 1211 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:22,695 Fats! Southland mini club! 1212 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:25,791 - How you going? - I've been better. 1213 01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:28,667 Just follow the clown in the white JCW. 1214 01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:32,085 Ok, thanks, man, but this... This isn't your problem. 1215 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:33,835 Nah, you fucked up, bro. 1216 01:32:34,007 --> 01:32:36,717 We need to get you to the missus so you can sort it out, eh? 1217 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,715 All mini drivers must pull over immediately. 1218 01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:44,228 Oh wait, what's a...? What's a JCW? 1219 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:47,272 All mini drivers pull over immediately. 1220 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,497 Oh! 1221 01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,190 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1222 01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:49,537 Get out of the car! Hands in the air! 1223 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,877 Up! Up! Up! Up! 1224 01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,758 Dick. 1225 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:02,887 Keep in touch. 1226 01:34:03,054 --> 01:34:04,564 - Oh. - Love you. 1227 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:06,222 I love you too. 1228 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:15,574 Shit! 1229 01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:18,113 Excuse me, ma'am. Does Suzie Davidson live here? 1230 01:34:18,278 --> 01:34:19,528 No. 1231 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,656 - So you don't know where she is? - I don't know who she is. 1232 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:38,973 Yeah! Yes! 1233 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:40,222 You fuckers! 1234 01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:50,685 Oh, shit. 1235 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:58,651 Shit. 1236 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:01,324 Take out the tyres. 1237 01:35:12,290 --> 01:35:13,330 Ha ha! 1238 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:13,890 The prime news team's following 1239 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:16,060 what is now a fiery beacon 1240 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:17,769 as it drives across town. 1241 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,979 Surely, the whole country is watching 1242 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,569 as police again close in on the mini, 1243 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:24,445 which has reappeared on fire. 1244 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:26,032 Yes, Simon. 1245 01:36:26,197 --> 01:36:29,327 I'm just hoping that it doesn't end in further tragedy. 1246 01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:51,142 Reporter". Surely this incredible drama is near its close. 1247 01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:10,866 - Suzie? - Jon. 1248 01:37:19,959 --> 01:37:21,629 What have you done? 1249 01:37:24,213 --> 01:37:25,763 Just kiss her! 1250 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:32,220 My... 1251 01:37:32,388 --> 01:37:36,888 Armed police. Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground. 1252 01:37:38,895 --> 01:37:41,555 This is what it's like, Suzie. 1253 01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:44,942 What what's like? 1254 01:37:47,111 --> 01:37:50,701 Me showing up for you. 1255 01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:03,877 Unbelievable scenes here in Invercargill. 1256 01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,016 ..Armed response units... 1257 01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:23,648 Armed police, calm down! 1258 01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:25,895 Oh, give them a minute! Give them a minute! 1259 01:38:27,568 --> 01:38:29,068 Get down! 1260 01:39:26,335 --> 01:39:27,625 Suze. 1261 01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:33,430 Can you just move... Move down a little bit? 1262 01:39:38,848 --> 01:39:40,928 You'll need a lawyer, won't you? 1263 01:39:44,854 --> 01:39:47,824 ♪ My hands are tied 1264 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:52,482 ♪ oh, I could be a victim 1265 01:39:52,778 --> 01:39:55,238 ♪ when my tongue won't move... ♪ 1266 01:39:55,406 --> 01:39:58,866 It's not illegal to have a pash, is it, guys? It's ok to do that, eh? 1267 01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:01,445 It's totally legal. 1268 01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,171 ♪ When I needed you most 1269 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:07,792 ♪ I couldn't find the language 1270 01:40:09,712 --> 01:40:12,052 ♪ when I needed you more 1271 01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:15,335 ♪ I couldn't say a word 1272 01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:20,599 ♪ my hands truly tied 1273 01:40:20,765 --> 01:40:24,305 ♪ yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 1274 01:40:24,477 --> 01:40:28,607 ♪ when my tongue wouldn't move 1275 01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:31,653 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 1276 01:40:31,817 --> 01:40:35,447 - How you feeling, mate? - Hmm? Good. I feel good. 1277 01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:38,163 - She's a little bit late. - Ooh. 1278 01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:40,704 It's alright. They always do that. 1279 01:40:41,953 --> 01:40:44,123 ♪ When I needed you more 1280 01:40:44,288 --> 01:40:47,828 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1281 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:50,170 Uh, just sign this before you take him away. 1282 01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:52,376 ♪ When I needed you most 1283 01:40:52,547 --> 01:40:56,087 - ♪ I couldn't find the language... ♪ - cheers. 1284 01:40:56,259 --> 01:40:57,969 Where is he? 1285 01:40:58,135 --> 01:40:59,715 ♪ When I needed you more 1286 01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:02,557 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1287 01:41:02,723 --> 01:41:04,313 - Where? - Shit. 1288 01:41:06,227 --> 01:41:10,147 ♪ One day a heap on the ground 1289 01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:13,614 ♪ next day I'm so proud 1290 01:41:13,776 --> 01:41:18,276 ♪ today I don't know 1291 01:41:21,450 --> 01:41:23,240 ♪ I don't know 1292 01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:26,160 (♪ he)' 1293 01:41:27,498 --> 01:41:29,168 ♪ now 1294 01:41:43,806 --> 01:41:46,136 ♪ when I needed you more 1295 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:50,809 ♪ couldn't say a word 1296 01:41:54,108 --> 01:41:58,608 ♪ couldn't say a word. ♪ 95781