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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:42,654 ♪ I got my heart 2 00:01:42,688 --> 00:01:46,278 ♪ My hands, my family, your friends ♪ 3 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,729 ♪ My soul, my song 4 00:01:48,763 --> 00:01:51,525 ♪ But keep on pushing on 5 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:53,768 ♪ Nothing me can stop me 6 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:56,116 ♪ 'Cause I know what's mine 7 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,945 ♪ I'm gonna light up 8 00:01:57,979 --> 00:02:00,810 ♪ And let it shine 9 00:02:07,265 --> 00:02:08,507 - Not bad, guys. 10 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:09,957 So, what do you think? 11 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:12,649 - That's hot, and we're hot playing it. 12 00:02:12,684 --> 00:02:14,858 - Just missing one thing. 13 00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:16,066 - I swear, it would be easier for me 14 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:18,068 to skin a cow and make my own drum kit, 15 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:22,072 than it would be to find a decent girl drummer around here. 16 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:24,696 - You wouldn't really skin a cow, would you Pearl? 17 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,423 - Hey, did ask at the store downtown? 18 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:30,080 - Only four girls take lessons there. 19 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:32,911 Two are just beginning, one has a band already, 20 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,464 and the last has a dad that thinks 21 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:37,087 rock is Satan's tool, so. 22 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:40,608 - You know, it doesn't have to be a girl. 23 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:43,508 We could use a little testosterone in here. 24 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,268 - Yeah, Stef, I know you'd love it 25 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:48,237 if we stacked cute boys along the back wall, 26 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:51,412 but I really want my music to be empowering to other girls. 27 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:53,242 [Stef sighing] I've got seven months 28 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:56,900 'til the Grammy Camp deadline and a ton of cash to raise. 29 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:59,627 - Don't worry, Pearl, you'll make it. 30 00:02:59,662 --> 00:03:01,560 - The competition is fierce, Kara. 31 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:03,355 The top two campus get to go on tour 32 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:07,117 with Torno Pilots and Luminous Hearts for two weeks. 33 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:09,465 And I mean, I have no idea how 34 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:11,984 I'm actually going to raise this money. 35 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:14,435 My dad said he'd cover half, but who knows? 36 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,713 - How much do you really need? 37 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:21,753 - 5,000, less the 612 I've raised over the past ten months. 38 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:24,411 - That's like, what, four-- 39 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:27,552 - If we can find a drummer, get a few gigs, 40 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,312 my dad actually comes through with this money-- 41 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,280 - Hey, chatting isn't getting us anywhere. 42 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:32,281 Let's play. 43 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:38,252 - Uh, do you wanna start at the top of her song? 44 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:41,428 [light acoustic guitar] 45 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:45,811 - And don't forget, Flossy Frog is your friend, bye. 46 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:51,265 Sugar? - Mm? 47 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,026 - I'm having trouble reading on of your codes on this chart. 48 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:55,407 - Which one? 49 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:59,549 - Um, LB2, the second bicuspid, DC1 descending canine, 50 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:02,276 oh, here, what is the one that looks like HDA? 51 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:06,453 - Oh, that's a new code, hot dad alert, mm-hmm. 52 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,144 - Seriously? - Yes, mm-hmm. 53 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:10,111 - Mm-hmm? - Oh, he's hot. 54 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:11,941 - Look, I appreciated the bad breath warning, 55 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:15,703 but can you at least faint a tiny bit of decorum? 56 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:17,947 I didn't exactly hire you for your name. 57 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,431 - Oh, no. 58 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:22,607 My mama gave me a perfectly acceptable southern name, 59 00:04:22,641 --> 00:04:24,747 and it suits me to a T. 60 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:27,336 Get it. [laughing] 61 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,510 - Okay, but a grown woman named Sugar Cain 62 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:32,962 in a dentist's office is a bit ironic, don't you think? 63 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:35,067 - I know your mama, mm-hmm. 64 00:04:35,102 --> 00:04:37,415 You're lucky she had you 40 years ago 65 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:38,933 'cause in her present state, 66 00:04:38,968 --> 00:04:41,971 she would have named you Pop Song. 67 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:43,421 - Ah, this morning she asked me 68 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:47,045 to brush the back of her hair with a remote control. 69 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,564 - Bless her heart. 70 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:54,294 - Yeah, well, anyway, no more hot dad alerts. 71 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,986 I'm in no position to do anything about it 72 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,401 even if they are single. 73 00:04:58,436 --> 00:04:59,678 - Hey, listen. 74 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:01,749 You're too young and too pretty 75 00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:04,683 to waste away in the mom mobile for the rest of your life. 76 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:07,514 - You know, I like my life, thank you very much. 77 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:09,101 Anyway, keep the codes tooth relevant. 78 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:11,103 We do get audited, you know. 79 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:13,451 - Dr. Song's dentist office. 80 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:16,661 - Hi. 81 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:18,663 - Hey. 82 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:22,080 - I'm Dr. Song. 83 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,185 - I'm Cole and this is my daughter, Janis. 84 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,222 - Nice to meet you, Janis. 85 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:28,189 - Hi, I'm Janis. 86 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:32,262 I was named after the famous musician, Janis Joplin. 87 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:34,368 - I love Janis Joplin. 88 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:36,474 Let's take a look. 89 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:39,718 - Um, Janis is a little bit nervous about dentists. 90 00:05:39,753 --> 00:05:40,650 - Mm-hmm. 91 00:05:40,685 --> 00:05:41,858 - Ah, you got recommended 92 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:43,515 on the deaf chat boards. 93 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,206 How did you come to learn ASL? 94 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:49,038 - Oh, my ex had a little brother that was deaf. 95 00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:51,420 It's a comfort to some of my younger patients. 96 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:53,870 Don't talk to my 14 year old daughter, though. 97 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:56,701 She delights in the fact that her favorite uncle, 98 00:05:56,735 --> 00:06:00,981 taught her all the bad words in sign language. 99 00:06:01,015 --> 00:06:04,536 - Well, you, ah, have a teenager? 100 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:06,469 - Yes, indeed, in fact. 101 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:11,163 Well, it looks like your dad just earned a lollipop, too. 102 00:06:11,198 --> 00:06:12,510 - You have grape? 103 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:13,787 - What kind of two-bit operation 104 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:15,858 do you think we're running here? 105 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,135 - I'm not sure. 106 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,242 - Let's get to work. 107 00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:22,589 Open your mouth. 108 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:31,460 You can sing a Janis Joplin song 109 00:06:31,494 --> 00:06:34,670 while we're doing this, if you'd like. 110 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:40,917 Mm-hmm, great teeth, who's your dentist? [laughing] 111 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,583 Well, Janis, it looks like you need a filling, 112 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:54,103 but I have some giggle juice that will fix you right up, 113 00:06:54,137 --> 00:06:55,553 and you won't feel a thing. 114 00:06:55,587 --> 00:06:58,935 Unless I lose control of my tickle hand. 115 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,800 Ah, I will be right back. 116 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:06,702 - She seems nice. 117 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:13,329 Tell me the truth, was it you? 118 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:15,365 Did you eat the cookies? 119 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:17,644 - I'm not scared, Daddy. 120 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:19,197 She's really nice. 121 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,372 - Yeah, sweetheart, she is really nice. 122 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:24,547 - And she has a daughter about the same age as me, 123 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:28,275 and her breath doesn't smell like bologna like Dr. Dustbins. 124 00:07:28,309 --> 00:07:30,104 - His name is Dr. Dreslin, 125 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,762 and no she doesn't smell like bologna. 126 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:33,936 - And she's single. 127 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,731 Did you notice that she has an ex? 128 00:07:35,765 --> 00:07:36,835 - And single. 129 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:39,217 - She signs and she's smart. 130 00:07:40,598 --> 00:07:41,599 - I noticed. 131 00:07:42,531 --> 00:07:44,049 - She's really pretty. 132 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,741 Did you notice that? 133 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:50,504 - Yes, sweetheart, I think Dr. Song is very smart. 134 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:53,783 She's nice and she's very, very pretty. 135 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:57,787 And she's probably standing right behind me right now. 136 00:07:57,822 --> 00:07:58,857 Isn't she? 137 00:07:58,892 --> 00:07:59,927 - Yes, daddy. 138 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:08,073 - You think there's any chance she didn't hear all that? 139 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:09,178 - Nope. 140 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:11,249 - Hmm. 141 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:15,218 - Um, I'm sorry to interrupt but I forgot to ask 142 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,705 our patient if she prefers bubblegum, peppermint 143 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:20,430 or chocolate flavor. 144 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:22,640 - I think our little troublemaker 145 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:25,090 would like chocolate. 146 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:25,953 - Okay. 147 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:30,889 - Way to go. 148 00:08:34,617 --> 00:08:36,308 - Mira, was I wrong? 149 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:38,518 - Oh no. 150 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,243 He's very attractive. 151 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:41,486 - He's yummy. 152 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,902 Did I mention he's a widower? 153 00:08:45,352 --> 00:08:47,561 - And where did you get that piece of information? 154 00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:48,735 - Ooh let me talk-- 155 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,253 - I don't wanna know what laws you've broken 156 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:53,187 in the interest of playing matchmaker. 157 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:54,775 - Ooh, right there. 158 00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:57,260 - Oh, hey. 159 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,374 - Bye, Dr. Song. 160 00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:09,272 - Yeah, thank you so much. 161 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:10,480 I've never seen my daughter smile 162 00:09:10,515 --> 00:09:12,828 leaving the dentist before. 163 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,244 - Oh well she is a joy. 164 00:09:15,278 --> 00:09:17,384 And don't forget, Janis. 165 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,904 Flossy frog is your boyfriend. 166 00:09:22,285 --> 00:09:23,459 I mean friend. 167 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,842 He's not your boyfriend, that's crazy. 168 00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:28,464 I don't know why I. 169 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,848 Don't forget to floss. 170 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:33,711 - Oh, bye. 171 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:39,233 - You've been hitting the novocaine, doc? 172 00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:40,476 'Cause you're drooling a little bit 173 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,615 like right there. 174 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,547 What was that? 175 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,170 - I don't know. 176 00:09:45,205 --> 00:09:46,033 - So um, 177 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:52,177 I was thinking maybe we could do coffee sometime? 178 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:53,109 Or not, um. 179 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:57,700 Yeah, you probably get this all the time. 180 00:09:57,735 --> 00:10:00,772 Um, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this. 181 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:01,635 Bye. 182 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:05,950 - I'd love to sometime get coffee, sure. 183 00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:08,538 - Okay. 184 00:10:08,573 --> 00:10:09,401 - Okay. 185 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,922 - Um, I'll call you. 186 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:17,686 - Okay. 187 00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:26,833 Did I just agree to a date? 188 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,387 - Well, it's hard to say since 189 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,701 there really wasn't a complete sentence 190 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:34,668 in the entire exchange? 191 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,567 - Why did I just say yes? 192 00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:39,949 - 'Cause he's hot and single. 193 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,571 And you haven't gotten any in three years, 194 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,194 and roomie, I don't think that's good for you. 195 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,472 - Stop it, I have a very full life. 196 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:46,715 - Mhmm. 197 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,302 - Very full, and it's not going anywhere. 198 00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:51,133 But no one's gonna knowingly take on my lovely baggage. 199 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,514 - Who said anything about luggage? 200 00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:54,930 It's just coffee. 201 00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:59,659 And then maybe some dessert later, okay? [laughing] 202 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,626 - Okay, get out of here! 203 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:09,427 So what do you do? 204 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,877 - I um, 205 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:14,018 - Dog manicurist with a little brain surgery on the side? 206 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,813 - Close, yeah. 207 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:16,676 No. 208 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:21,128 I uh, I opened up my own gym about a year ago. 209 00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:24,442 And I used to be an MMA fighter. 210 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:29,136 I decided to finally pursue my dreams, I guess. 211 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:31,242 - Good for you. 212 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,037 Yeah that's brave, with a kid too 213 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:35,315 to take a chance like that. 214 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,799 - Yeah. 215 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,216 Sometimes stepping out of that ring makes me feel old. 216 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:44,082 But most of the time, makes me feel younger. 217 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:46,084 - It's kind of like parenting. 218 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:47,741 - Yeah, but with far less bruises 219 00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:49,605 and a lot less tears. 220 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:51,089 - Which? 221 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:52,470 Parenting or martial arts? 222 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,471 - Parenting. 223 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:55,438 - Super tough? 224 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:56,923 - Mhmm. 225 00:11:56,957 --> 00:12:00,478 I haven't done this dating thing in a long time. 226 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,686 - Oh my. 227 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,584 You thought this was a date? 228 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:06,035 - Yeah, I mean I thought, um. 229 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:09,763 - I'm kidding. 230 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:12,766 No, I make stupid jokes when I'm nervous. 231 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,872 I haven't done this in a long while either. 232 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,943 - We'll get through it together. 233 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,600 So, uh, I know you're a dentist 234 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:25,883 unless that's just a front for your real gig, 235 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:29,783 touring ventriloquist act with Flossy the frog. 236 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:32,855 - Busted. [laughing] 237 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,067 - Oh, come on old man. 238 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:40,138 You're gonna have to lay off the kid's happy meals 239 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,899 if you wanna keep up. 240 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:44,591 - I've flattened out punks bigger than you 241 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,351 long before you had your first burger. 242 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:48,698 - You know when you tell me how old you, are, 243 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,321 not just napkins come back. 244 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,943 - True. 245 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:54,808 So did I tell you I went on a date last night? 246 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:55,636 - Date? 247 00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:58,778 Mmm. 248 00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:01,401 You know what, I might be a little punch drunk 249 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,644 from that kick, but I thought you said something 250 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,163 about a date. 251 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,544 - Yeah, you did. 252 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,961 - Wow, really? 253 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,308 All right. 254 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,070 So you're telling me that after all this time 255 00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,588 that I've been trying to help you out, 256 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,073 help you get hooked up, 257 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,488 you figured it out for yourself? 258 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:20,834 - Yeah. 259 00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:22,836 - That's awesome, man. 260 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,769 Okay, well don't hold out on me. 261 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,083 Give me the deets, what's going on? 262 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,982 - I met her when I took Janis to the dentist. 263 00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:34,365 - Oh, picking up ladies in the waiting room. 264 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,574 That is some advanced stuff. 265 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,508 - No, she actually was the dentist. 266 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,647 - Pff, even better. 267 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,269 Picking up doctors, that's dope. 268 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:43,132 Congrats. 269 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,617 All right, well. 270 00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:47,861 Million dollar question. 271 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:48,862 Does she know? 272 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:49,863 - Oh no, no. 273 00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:51,900 Way too early. 274 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,142 I mean I know it's impossible 275 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:55,248 but it's nice to sit down and talk 276 00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,456 to a grownup for a change. 277 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:57,906 - Dude. 278 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:01,012 - No, no, someone not trying to punch my face in. 279 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,531 - Oh, well you know what, 280 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,085 she's a woman, give her time. 281 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,707 Oh, all right well, 282 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:09,331 tell me more about her. 283 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,332 What is she like? 284 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,574 Is she hot? 285 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,024 How old is she? 286 00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:14,854 More importantly, does she have a gullible younger sister 287 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,096 that I can you know? 288 00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,235 - She's gorgeous. 289 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,549 And, uh, forty-ish I'd say. 290 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,278 Smarter than me, like Sarah. 291 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,796 - Well to your credit, you have taken 292 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:29,351 a few more shots to the head. 293 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:31,491 [sighing] 294 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:34,045 So, when's the next date? 295 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,426 - I don't know. 296 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,772 How long are you supposed to wait anyways? 297 00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,705 - My man, you've come to the right place 298 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,327 for advice about the ladies, all right? 299 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:43,365 Okay, first things first, all right? 300 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,816 You gotta stop being so nice all the time, all right? 301 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,473 Dude like I get it, that's probably your character. 302 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,441 It's lovely, but women like guys 303 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,615 who have a little bit more mystery going on, 304 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,100 little more edge. 305 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,826 All right, stop with the nice guy stuff, all right? 306 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,035 - Okay. 307 00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,864 I mean I've been out of the game for a minute 308 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,694 but I think women like nice still. 309 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,353 And I'm pretty sure they don't like being called chicks. 310 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,872 - Whatever man, okay? 311 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,393 It's just, number two is your wardrobe, all right? 312 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,050 First of all, pick something that looks like 313 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,430 it came from this decade. 314 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,916 Second of all, show off those guns, dude. 315 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,021 Women love muscles, all right. 316 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,574 You know, show off the six pack, or. 317 00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:23,163 All right, my bad. 318 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,164 But you know what I'm saying. 319 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,683 Just bring her to the gym. 320 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,374 She'll love that, seeing you flex and fight and stuff. 321 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,962 - Here's what I think. 322 00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:30,999 I think your advice is about as on point 323 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,656 as your head kick and your sparring game. 324 00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,520 So I say we get back to working on that. 325 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,383 - Right. 326 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:43,183 - So there was all this excitement and then 327 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,911 nine years later, it was all gone. 328 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,086 Hollywood stopped calling. 329 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,880 Grandma got sick. 330 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,055 We moved back to Michigan. 331 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,300 Dad tried to revive his career 332 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:59,406 but mom didn't wanna move back to LA. 333 00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:04,101 Eventually she just moved to Sweden. 334 00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,103 - Oh my gosh, that's unbelievable. 335 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,897 - Can't make this stuff up. 336 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,382 - But Mr. Bunsen is your dad? 337 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,935 - Yeah. 338 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,730 - TV's most lovable science teacher? 339 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,593 - Right. 340 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,630 - God, my, hah. 341 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,633 My brother in law Adam was obsessed with scientific method. 342 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:23,016 He used to beg us to watch it with him every Saturday. 343 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:27,296 - It's crazy, those episodes still air 30 years later. 344 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:28,953 Dad can't even walk down the street 345 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,819 without getting mugged for pictures and autographs. 346 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:36,098 But to tell you the truth, he loves it. 347 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:40,551 - I mean, that must have been a shadow. 348 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,794 I mean to a kid like Adam, 349 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,555 your dad was like this perfect adult 350 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,419 with all the answers. 351 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,766 Always there for those misfit kids. 352 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,458 But in reality it must have been hard to share your dad. 353 00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,840 - It's funny, most people don't get that. 354 00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:56,153 Like yeah, when we moved back to Michigan, 355 00:16:56,187 --> 00:17:00,260 being Sam Bennett's son was a reason to get picked on. 356 00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:03,677 They used to call me Hollyweird. 357 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,679 But that's what got me into martial arts, 358 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,716 to stand up for myself. 359 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,787 - It's a wonder why I became a dentist. 360 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,068 - Oh, that was good. 361 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,173 - It was fast. 362 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,553 - I know. 363 00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,558 - You talking about the fighting, 364 00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,216 it's funny how those certain moments in your childhood 365 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,666 change your path. 366 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,120 - So you became a dentist to extract the teeth 367 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,500 of your enemies? 368 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,573 - Well, yeah, yeah of course. 369 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:39,161 But no, no, I mean. 370 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:43,890 That 1983 blizzard when everything closed down 371 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:44,822 for a week? 372 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,826 My dad started reading Pearl S. Buck's "Good Earth" 373 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,724 aloud by the fire. 374 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,209 And the lights and the heat came back on 375 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,073 but we were so into it 376 00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,145 we spent every night after that 377 00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,768 huddled around the candle, listening. 378 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,632 - That's a really beautiful memory. 379 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,116 - Yeah. 380 00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:06,015 And in hindsight, it explains my fascination 381 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,879 with Asia and other cultures. 382 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:10,330 It was like, it was this whole other world 383 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,608 no one knew anything about. 384 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,405 Now I have a daughter named Pearl. 385 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,545 Did I tell you she's from China? 386 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,408 - Uh, no. 387 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:25,034 Did I tell you Janis is adopted? 388 00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,140 - Oh, that's fantastic. 389 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,348 - Yeah. 390 00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:31,006 - It's the best thing I ever did. 391 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,732 - Kids. 392 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,527 - Kids. 393 00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,671 Oh, I gotta go. 394 00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,467 My kid's swim party just ended. 395 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,882 - Okay. 396 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,264 Um, we should do this again. 397 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,644 - I'd like that. 398 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,544 All right, bye. 399 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:52,407 - Bye. 400 00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:57,722 Oh gosh. 401 00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,394 Did you really think I was gonna answer 402 00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:17,501 any of your seven texts while I'm on a date? 403 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,537 - Hey, I am like Dr. Frankenstein 404 00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,470 and you are my creation! 405 00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:24,163 - So it went really really well. 406 00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:28,201 But um, I gotta tell her soon. 407 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:32,861 - Oh, no no no, too soon, too soon. 408 00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:35,726 - Yeah but it's not fair. 409 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,899 I feel like I'm lying. 410 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,108 She left her phone behind. 411 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,940 - Oh no, no that's good. 412 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,183 I know that trick. 413 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,736 That's the whole leave something behind trick. 414 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:46,978 She has to see you now. 415 00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,635 - Yeah, no, but she said she was gonna go 416 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,947 pick up her kid. 417 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,536 And this is from some dude named Paulo 418 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:56,160 saying, "Are you coming, I'm ready now." 419 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,093 So here I am worried about whether or not 420 00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,301 I'm telling her the truth 421 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,959 and she's running off to meet some latin lover. 422 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,685 - Dude, harsh. 423 00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,274 - Yeah well, so much for re-entering 424 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,758 the dating scene. 425 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,504 - This is obnoxious, dude, 426 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,713 you can't like, seriously? 427 00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,163 - Ah, hi, is this? 428 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,443 - Okay, you need to chill about this boy, all right? 429 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,203 You've been single for what, three days? 430 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,273 Hold, please. 431 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,034 Stranger danger. 432 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:44,967 There's this random dude at the door. 433 00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:48,281 I don't know, he's kind of cute for an old dude. 434 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,903 Screenshot this old geezer in case he's here 435 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,974 under nefarious purposes. 436 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,080 I gotta go, right, later. 437 00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:58,049 - Um, so, I'm pretty sure this, 438 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,879 - Oh, that voice. 439 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,019 Who's the old dude? 440 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,986 Are you really getting desperate enough 441 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:08,439 to open your dating pool to senior citizens? 442 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,302 Smart. 443 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,202 - I'm pretty sure I have the right house, and your-- 444 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,898 - Toni said she was gonna cut off my hair 445 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,658 and make a throw rug out of it. 446 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,142 I like my hair and I don't think 447 00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,765 it would make a very good rug. 448 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,629 - I wasn't actually going to do it. 449 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,113 It was just a science experiment. 450 00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,597 - Toni, what science experiment would involve you 451 00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:30,841 threatening your sister with household utensils? 452 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,636 - We're studying bees. 453 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,879 Bees teach us a valuable lesson. 454 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:36,156 You might be small. 455 00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:38,780 You might be tiny in a world full of giants. 456 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,195 - Yes? 457 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:41,817 - When you're chasing somebody with a sharp object, 458 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,681 people will still run away. 459 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:45,752 - You guys, I'm trying to get the baby down. 460 00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:47,651 - I'm not a baby, Emmy. 461 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:50,205 - I know Theodore, you're a big boy. 462 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,414 - Sorry, Em, I'll get things sorted. 463 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,829 Night night Theo. 464 00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,453 - Night night, don't let the dead buds bite. 465 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,732 - That's bedbugs Theo, not dead bugs. 466 00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:02,044 - If there were dead bugs, they couldn't even bite. 467 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,977 - There is live bugs in the bed? 468 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,979 - No, baby, it's an expression. 469 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,361 Oh, I'm not a baby, Emmy. 470 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,225 - I know Theo, I know. 471 00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,884 - Has somebody fed the cat? 472 00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:16,231 - Grandma, we don't have a cat. 473 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,681 - Oh, did he die? 474 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,718 Why wasn't I told? 475 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:23,894 - No, we never had a cat, grandma. 476 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,999 - Oh well, good. 477 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,347 They're insufferable beasts. 478 00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:38,287 - Uh, so I'm pretty sure this is the right house. 479 00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:43,154 You're Pearl, and this is Susan Song's house, right? 480 00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:45,018 - Yeah, maybe. 481 00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:46,641 Who are you? 482 00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:47,504 - Cole? 483 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,131 What are you doing here? 484 00:22:55,235 --> 00:22:56,029 - Um, hi. 485 00:22:58,031 --> 00:22:59,481 - Who's that, mom? 486 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:03,036 - Give mommy a moment, Paulo. 487 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,385 Go change into some dry PJs, okay sweety? 488 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:10,906 - Yo campers, what's everybody doing out here? 489 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:13,046 - Paulo was your son? 490 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,738 - Yes, I'm sorry, I, 491 00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:17,396 why are you here? 492 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,190 How did you find our house? 493 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:21,883 - You left your phone behind and 494 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:27,785 you told me about your sub and the buddha statue. 495 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,994 I'm still confused. 496 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:32,134 - Kids, please go inside. 497 00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:36,691 Mommy needs to have a chat with Mr. Bennett. 498 00:23:38,037 --> 00:23:38,865 - Mom? 499 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,212 How many of them are yours? 500 00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:42,421 - All of them. 501 00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:49,876 I didn't think you would consider, 502 00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:54,778 I'm sorry. 503 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,578 I understand if you wanna run. 504 00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:05,098 I don't blame you, I know it's crazy. 505 00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:09,068 No one in this day and age has seven kids. 506 00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:11,070 - Well that's a lot. 507 00:24:11,104 --> 00:24:13,279 - But they're all perfect. 508 00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:16,800 And this is my life. 509 00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,493 I know I should have told you 510 00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,667 but I just, I, 511 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,947 I haven't met anybody in the past three years 512 00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:28,328 that made me feel beautiful. 513 00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:30,779 Or funny. 514 00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:33,610 And you're perfect. 515 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:37,717 But I know, I know this is impossible. 516 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:41,272 Why are you laughing? 517 00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:50,316 This is a picture of your youth class at the gym? 518 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:53,284 Are you offering us a package deal? 519 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,667 'Cause I don't think that's funny 520 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:59,325 or very appropriate right now. 521 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,568 I know I should have told you, 522 00:25:00,602 --> 00:25:03,605 I probably deserve to be mocked, but, 523 00:25:04,744 --> 00:25:05,573 oh. 524 00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:11,302 Oh, god, is that? 525 00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:17,481 That's Janis. 526 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,138 - Yeah. 527 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,591 Look, I didn't know how to tell you. 528 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,145 I thought you'd just run away. 529 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,906 - They're all yours? 530 00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:30,943 Seven? 531 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,717 I guess we're both crazy. 532 00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:47,925 - Certifiably. 533 00:25:52,205 --> 00:25:54,622 You know what's even crazier? 534 00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:56,485 - What? 535 00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:15,332 Cole, I can't do this. 536 00:26:16,747 --> 00:26:19,647 I mean, it's lovely, you're lovely, 537 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,442 but, seriously. 538 00:26:25,445 --> 00:26:26,964 - I know it's only been two weeks 539 00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:28,483 but I think I'm falling in, 540 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:30,347 - No, no, no. 541 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,866 Don't finish that. 542 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:35,283 We have a lot in common. 543 00:26:35,317 --> 00:26:37,803 Granted a lot more than we both bargained for 544 00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:41,323 but we're adults with responsibilities, 545 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:43,118 a lot of responsibilities. 546 00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:44,637 - Yeah, but we're human beings too. 547 00:26:44,672 --> 00:26:48,020 - I have a house full of human beings 548 00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:51,161 whose dad left because I think I can, 549 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:56,994 I think I can take care of the world. 550 00:27:00,273 --> 00:27:05,002 I can't just waltz another man in and out of their lives. 551 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,351 Thank you for a lovely couple of weeks 552 00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:11,768 but I can't, I can't do this. 553 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,075 - So, um, 554 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:45,767 you're dating. 555 00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,598 - Yeah. 556 00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:54,189 I mean, no, oh god, it was just, 557 00:27:54,224 --> 00:27:55,950 it's just a few dates. 558 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:57,986 Anyway, I just ended it. 559 00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:03,198 - That didn't look like a goodbye. 560 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:05,511 - Well, why, because of us? 561 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:11,690 - Yeah, partially. 562 00:28:12,656 --> 00:28:15,141 You guys are my world. 563 00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:18,248 - You know you're entitled to a world outside of us, right? 564 00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:20,353 - Wait, you're okay with this? 565 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:22,666 - Yeah, you're not? 566 00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:26,083 - Well, I don't know, it's just a lot 567 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,982 to take in, I guess. 568 00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:32,814 I mean, I'm almost 15 and my mom's been on more dates 569 00:28:32,849 --> 00:28:36,438 this year than I've had my entire life, so. 570 00:28:37,612 --> 00:28:38,993 - Well I ended it. 571 00:28:39,027 --> 00:28:41,133 It's complicated. 572 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,445 - Well isn't it always when it involved boys? 573 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,964 - What would you know, small bean? 574 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,518 - I live on planet earth, bean pole. 575 00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:52,800 - So, what's the scoop? 576 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,148 - Oh, ladies. 577 00:28:57,114 --> 00:28:57,943 Buckle up. 578 00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:02,154 I think this is going to require some ice cream 579 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:03,638 and a pajama dance party 580 00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:08,677 and some, oh too bad you girls are too young for wine. 581 00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:10,300 - A sip? 582 00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:11,163 - No. 583 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:15,857 - Whatever. 584 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,548 - One one two. 585 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,480 One two three. 586 00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:19,792 There you go. 587 00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:21,138 That's some good work. 588 00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:23,175 - All right man, see you later. 589 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,383 - Hey. 590 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:25,936 - Thanks for taking the kids out to dinner. 591 00:29:25,971 --> 00:29:28,007 - Son, you don't have to thank me for spending time 592 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,320 with the best grandkids on the planet. 593 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,253 They were like wild animals though. 594 00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:34,876 Fortunately I've got a degree in lion taming. 595 00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:37,051 - G- Pa, I was a good girl, was I? 596 00:29:37,085 --> 00:29:38,673 - You were an angel, sunshine. 597 00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:40,123 - What about me? 598 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:42,677 - You were a dream, Peanut. 599 00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:44,921 - You guys know he only calls us by these nicknames 600 00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:47,578 because he can't keep our real names straight? 601 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,166 - That is possible. 602 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,893 Inga, Erma, Gertrude. 603 00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:54,551 What are your names again? 604 00:29:56,346 --> 00:30:00,971 - I just, I worked so hard I burned off half of my dinner. 605 00:30:01,006 --> 00:30:03,111 - How was first day of second grade? 606 00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,250 - A hot mess. 607 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:08,289 - Hey, but you tried. 608 00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:09,531 How you all doing? 609 00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:11,637 How's my favorite bunch of savages, huh? 610 00:30:11,671 --> 00:30:12,914 - Excellent, Christopher. 611 00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:14,467 I'm president of the mathematathlon team 612 00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:16,745 and treasurer of the junior chemists this year. 613 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,782 - Wow, that's ambitious. 614 00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:21,958 - What's going on, Toph? 615 00:30:21,992 --> 00:30:23,891 - Hey man, you know me, just punching and posing. 616 00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:27,653 So how does everyone feel about the old man dating? 617 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:30,621 - Um, they, they didn't know about it 618 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:33,038 till just now, thanks. 619 00:30:33,072 --> 00:30:34,902 But it's over anyways. 620 00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:38,802 - Actually, I was having an interesting conversation 621 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,701 with Janis about the very thing at dinner. 622 00:30:41,736 --> 00:30:42,702 - Oh yeah? 623 00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:43,945 - Yeah really. 624 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,429 She said you asked out her dentist 625 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,673 and you were stuttering the whole time 626 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:48,916 - Really dad? 627 00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:50,745 You used to do that with mom all the time, 628 00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:51,988 remember that, guys? 629 00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:55,646 - Yeah, and where do you think I got that from? 630 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,891 Listen, let's not make a big deal out of it. 631 00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:01,100 I mean she was amazing, 632 00:31:01,135 --> 00:31:04,690 but it's over and I don't have the time for this anyway 633 00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:09,177 so I have my tribe to tame and I have the gym to run. 634 00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:11,110 - Chris, you got a sec? 635 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,631 Kids, would you go with Chris? 636 00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:16,978 Son. 637 00:31:19,222 --> 00:31:21,914 Sarah left you with a big responsibility 638 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:25,504 and clear instructions to be happy. 639 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:28,369 - Yeah, but she dumped me. 640 00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:30,371 I mean, kind of. 641 00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:31,993 It's complicated. 642 00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,340 - Women are complicated. 643 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:37,447 Life is always complicated with women. 644 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:40,208 But there is life after Sarah. 645 00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:42,831 - Sarah and I were once in a lifetime. 646 00:31:42,866 --> 00:31:45,006 Besides, I'm not lonely. 647 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,697 - Really? 648 00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:50,909 I saw the way you looked when you were talking about her. 649 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:52,151 Find her. 650 00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,221 Tell her. 651 00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:55,465 Or you'll regret it, son. 652 00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:57,881 The things we leave unsaid will tell volumes 653 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,262 about the future. 654 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:04,923 - Did I tell you she has seven kids? 655 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,512 - Seven, 14, who cares, you're a great dad! 656 00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:15,071 Besides, these kids deserve to see you happy. 657 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,557 - You're right, dad. 658 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,492 - 14? 659 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:23,355 - 14. 660 00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:27,876 - Here, I've got a plan. 661 00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:31,087 Okay. 662 00:32:31,121 --> 00:32:32,571 You wanna count one more. 663 00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:34,090 Wait, what's it say? 664 00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:36,368 - The strange loping creatures who had found their way 665 00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:39,026 through the fiery place some years before, 666 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,751 it counted as a good friend. 667 00:32:40,786 --> 00:32:43,685 ♪ We are not alone 668 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:55,387 - So dad, what do you think? 669 00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:57,423 - Ah I think it's brilliant, Pearl. 670 00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:58,252 - Thanks. 671 00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:01,220 Here, I should hand you off. 672 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:02,808 I've been hoarding you. 673 00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:03,774 - As usual. 674 00:33:05,328 --> 00:33:07,123 - Well there's something I really had to talk 675 00:33:07,157 --> 00:33:09,021 to everyone about. 676 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:11,506 So I met someone I like a lot. 677 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,336 A girl here in Peru. 678 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:15,545 And it's kind of serious. 679 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:16,649 - That's cool, dad. 680 00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:18,203 Mom's been seeing someone too. 681 00:33:18,237 --> 00:33:19,445 - No she hasn't. 682 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,517 I mean she did for like three seconds. 683 00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:25,693 - Well I want you all to meet her soon. 684 00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:27,039 - Are you flying home? 685 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,524 - Well, no I can't really. 686 00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:31,871 You'll meet her online next time. 687 00:33:31,906 --> 00:33:34,219 Mari's excited to meet you guys. 688 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:36,566 But nervous, so be nice. 689 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,569 - Hey, we're always nice here. 690 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:42,503 I'm always nice here, can't speak for the rest 691 00:33:42,537 --> 00:33:44,677 of these weirdos. 692 00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:47,508 - All right, well I gotta run. 693 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,303 - No crazy stories this time? 694 00:33:49,337 --> 00:33:51,339 - Oh man, B, I'm late. 695 00:33:51,374 --> 00:33:53,548 But remind me to tell you about the sloths 696 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,412 in my hammock Tuesday. 697 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,931 - Bye, bye. 698 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:05,008 - Well, we should get immunized. 699 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,116 Looks like this love thing is contagious. 700 00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:10,841 - Dr. Song? 701 00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:15,605 You have a surprise inspection from the HDA at reception. 702 00:34:17,365 --> 00:34:18,642 - Hey Sugar? 703 00:34:18,677 --> 00:34:20,610 Can you please pull out our ADA compliance 704 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,819 and bring them back to my, 705 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,479 I thought you said ADA. 706 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,239 - No, no, I said HDA. 707 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,623 Which as you might recall means Hot Dad Alert. 708 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:38,006 You, you must have just heard me wrong or something. 709 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,875 - I've been trying to call you. 710 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:46,429 - Cole, I thought it was clear. 711 00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:48,327 There's nothing to discuss. 712 00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:49,984 - Yeah, but. 713 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:52,262 There's something I need to say. 714 00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:53,125 - Okay. 715 00:34:54,782 --> 00:34:56,784 - I'm not your ex husband. 716 00:34:56,818 --> 00:34:58,475 - I know this, Cole. 717 00:34:58,510 --> 00:34:59,925 But it doesn't change. 718 00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:02,100 - No, but it should. 719 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,861 Because you walked away based on the possibility 720 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:08,796 that I will make the same selfish choice as he did. 721 00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,625 And I don't know if you noticed 722 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,593 but I'm not exactly irresponsible. 723 00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:13,456 - I know. 724 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,876 - I was married for 20 years to a wonderful woman 725 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:23,051 and we brought each and every one of these kids 726 00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:25,813 into our hearts together. 727 00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:28,954 And when she died, a part of me died. 728 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,131 But you're not Sarah. 729 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:33,993 - Okay. 730 00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:39,067 At least we agree on that. 731 00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:43,831 Look, Cole, I know you're hurt, but it doesn't-- 732 00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:45,798 - Susan, let me finish. 733 00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:48,318 I know how lucky I was 734 00:35:48,353 --> 00:35:52,219 that a lunkhead like me with a woman like that, 735 00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:54,428 kind and smart and lovely, 736 00:35:55,601 --> 00:35:57,741 I would never feel that way again. 737 00:35:57,776 --> 00:36:00,537 But it's okay because of the kids. 738 00:36:02,643 --> 00:36:04,576 - I understand. 739 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:06,750 - Until I kissed you. 740 00:36:06,785 --> 00:36:09,615 - Mmm, you didn't tell me you two kissed. 741 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:10,927 You didn't tell me that! 742 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:11,755 - Sugar? 743 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:12,963 - Huh? 744 00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:15,207 - I think maybe you can go ahead and go now. 745 00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:16,450 - Just when it starts getting good 746 00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:17,761 you tell me to leave, huh? 747 00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:18,935 Okay, okay. 748 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,454 I'm leaving, okay. 749 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:22,939 Adios. 750 00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,354 - Adios. 751 00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:28,979 Aye yai yai. 752 00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:31,741 - What was I saying? 753 00:36:31,775 --> 00:36:33,052 - I don't know. 754 00:36:34,502 --> 00:36:38,334 - When I kissed you and you kissed me back 755 00:36:38,368 --> 00:36:40,646 I knew I was wrong. 756 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:42,027 And I came to tell you, 757 00:36:42,061 --> 00:36:43,235 - And you have. 758 00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:46,065 - I came to tell you that I was wrong about 759 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,861 not being able to fall in love again. 760 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,760 You're not Sarah. 761 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:54,142 You're Susan, and I love how you talk fast 762 00:36:54,177 --> 00:36:56,110 when you're nervous and how you try 763 00:36:56,144 --> 00:36:58,526 to fix the whole world. 764 00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:02,323 I love how you find beauty where others don't. 765 00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:08,640 And I love how you search people's faces for meaning. 766 00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:13,265 Like you can tell more than what they're actually saying. 767 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,544 Kind of like what you're doing right now. 768 00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:17,925 - This is crazy. 769 00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:26,796 You know what, you're right about searching faces. 770 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,074 I knew everything I needed to know about you 771 00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,696 the first hour over coffee. 772 00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:33,527 You're the kind of smart that knows the important things 773 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:34,700 books don't teach you. 774 00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:36,323 You fight for things that matter. 775 00:37:36,357 --> 00:37:38,325 This is crazy. 776 00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:39,533 - Certifiably. 777 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:44,917 - I can't just go off on dates with little ones at home. 778 00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:46,505 You can't go off anytime. 779 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:49,232 - I don't wanna date you, Susan. 780 00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:51,855 - Oh, you don't. 781 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,099 - No. 782 00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:57,205 I wanna marry you. 783 00:38:02,763 --> 00:38:03,591 - Cole. 784 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,942 You can't mean this. 785 00:38:12,393 --> 00:38:14,257 We've got 14 kids. 786 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,778 We've only known each other for a few months. 787 00:38:17,812 --> 00:38:21,989 You've got your practice and I've got my business. 788 00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:51,018 ♪ You try to find 789 00:38:51,052 --> 00:38:56,057 ♪ Who I was, what was left behind ♪ 790 00:38:57,265 --> 00:39:01,269 ♪ And I, I try to find a new way ♪ 791 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,068 ♪ Try to find a new way 792 00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:11,970 - I like it, it's different. 793 00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:16,146 - Thank you, but it's still pretty rough. 794 00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:17,147 Can you help? 795 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:18,459 My focus is off. 796 00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:19,702 - You? 797 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:22,118 You're like a smart, more focused than 798 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:23,878 a really intelligent laser beam. 799 00:39:23,913 --> 00:39:25,363 - Thank you, but, 800 00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:29,159 I don't know, my life is just weirder than usual. 801 00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:30,264 - Must be a boy. 802 00:39:30,298 --> 00:39:31,438 Spill, girlfriend. 803 00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:33,750 - Oh, it's a boy all right. 804 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,202 Do you remember that guy you saw on my porch 805 00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:38,652 a few months ago? 806 00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:41,137 - Yeah, okay. 807 00:39:42,138 --> 00:39:44,658 You got a serious daddy complex. 808 00:39:44,692 --> 00:39:46,073 He was hot but ancient. 809 00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:49,110 - No, no not me, taco brain, my mom. 810 00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:52,873 She's like seriously in love. 811 00:39:52,907 --> 00:39:54,978 - Well, old people love. 812 00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:57,256 Gives me hope of not dying an old maid. 813 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,914 - You're 15 and on your like 10th boyfriend. 814 00:39:59,949 --> 00:40:00,777 - True. 815 00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:03,262 But you on the other hand. 816 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:05,264 - Hey look, I have my music. 817 00:40:05,299 --> 00:40:08,923 Speaking of which, help me with this bridge. 818 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:09,786 Okay, so. 819 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,689 ♪ There's a piece that's missing ♪ 820 00:40:15,723 --> 00:40:18,036 ♪ A part still hidden 821 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:22,247 ♪ No easy answers to questions I'm bidding ♪ 822 00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:27,286 ♪ And I try to find a new way 823 00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:33,085 ♪ Try to find a new way 824 00:40:35,881 --> 00:40:38,884 - The rhyming and rhythm scheme is kind of off. 825 00:40:38,919 --> 00:40:40,368 I think we should play around with it. 826 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:41,369 - Okay. 827 00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:42,198 - Yeah. 828 00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:48,791 - Did you find any tapers this week? 829 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,827 - No such luck this week, sweetheart. 830 00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:53,554 But I did get some sweet shots of a jaguar on the hunt 831 00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:55,245 stalking a wild pig. 832 00:40:56,799 --> 00:40:58,283 - Did it end well? 833 00:40:59,526 --> 00:41:00,975 - Well depends on your perspective. 834 00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,805 The jaguar or the pig's. 835 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,358 Everyone has to eat, right? 836 00:41:04,392 --> 00:41:06,843 - Oh gross, I don't wanna know. 837 00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:09,328 Hey guys, dad's on the phone. 838 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,367 - Well, I think it's fascinating. 839 00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:15,162 Part of nature, right dad? 840 00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:16,439 Did you get the kill shot? 841 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,440 - You're twisted. 842 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,924 - Of course. 843 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,685 So is everyone there? 844 00:41:21,858 --> 00:41:23,860 Well I mentioned that I was seeing someone 845 00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:26,069 and it's gotten quite serious. 846 00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:29,417 And I wanted to let you guys know that 847 00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:31,005 I'm gonna be moving in with Mari 848 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,352 and help run her ranch in Peru. 849 00:41:33,387 --> 00:41:34,802 - Oh that's huge. 850 00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:37,184 - Yeah. 851 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:41,222 Well I guess I'm settling down a bit in my old age. 852 00:41:41,257 --> 00:41:44,294 - How is this gonna work with the magazine? 853 00:41:44,329 --> 00:41:46,227 You need to be able to take off at a moment's notice 854 00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:48,091 to chase down pics. 855 00:41:48,126 --> 00:41:49,368 - Well, I quit. 856 00:41:50,784 --> 00:41:51,578 - What? 857 00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:54,304 Are you serious? 858 00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:55,754 You love your work. 859 00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:57,584 - How are you going to make a living? 860 00:41:57,618 --> 00:41:59,447 - Well from the ranch. 861 00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:00,725 It'll be a struggle at first. 862 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:02,381 I won't make as much. 863 00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:05,764 But I'm not gonna be on the road all the time anymore. 864 00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:08,318 I'm gonna be settled in one place. 865 00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:12,253 - Yeah, like a thousand miles from your family. 866 00:42:12,288 --> 00:42:15,325 - Well Mari is my family too, Pearl. 867 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,362 I'm gonna marry her. 868 00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:18,881 - What? 869 00:42:18,915 --> 00:42:20,710 - Sorry, I meant for that information 870 00:42:20,745 --> 00:42:22,574 to come out differently. 871 00:42:22,609 --> 00:42:24,093 But yeah. 872 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:26,958 Congratulate me, I'm getting married. 873 00:42:26,992 --> 00:42:28,753 - Congratulations, dad. 874 00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,133 - Is she nice, daddy? 875 00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:32,377 - Ah, the best, B. 876 00:42:32,411 --> 00:42:34,379 I want you all to meet her soon. 877 00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:36,484 - When are you coming? 878 00:42:36,519 --> 00:42:38,176 - Well I meant online. 879 00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:40,972 I can't afford travel for a while. 880 00:42:41,006 --> 00:42:44,147 There's not gonna be a lot of extras this year. 881 00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,080 - What about Grammy camp? 882 00:42:46,115 --> 00:42:47,357 You promised. 883 00:42:47,392 --> 00:42:49,187 - Oh man, sweet P. 884 00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:50,360 Not this year. 885 00:42:51,741 --> 00:42:56,366 We have some serious financial investments on the farm. 886 00:42:57,264 --> 00:42:58,783 - Well, I'm happy for you. 887 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:00,854 - Thanks. 888 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:07,101 So, who wants to hear about the sloth in my hammock? 889 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:09,690 [kooky music] 890 00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:21,288 - Well hello. 891 00:43:22,323 --> 00:43:23,670 How's the rat race? 892 00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:26,811 You feeling like the cheese or the rat today? 893 00:43:26,845 --> 00:43:28,640 - Oh my goodness. 894 00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:30,331 You're Mr., 895 00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:32,402 I mean Sam Bennett. 896 00:43:32,437 --> 00:43:34,163 It's nice to meet you in person. 897 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:35,854 - Nice to meet you, Miss Song. 898 00:43:35,889 --> 00:43:38,477 I hear you'd made quite an impression on my boy. 899 00:43:38,512 --> 00:43:41,308 - Oh I suppose so, but then again he's easily impressed. 900 00:43:41,342 --> 00:43:44,104 - [laughing] If you say so. 901 00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:47,935 - So, you're famous for your perfect advice. 902 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,282 You got any suggestions for meeting the kids? 903 00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:51,145 - Huh. 904 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,114 Yes. 905 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:56,323 Don't look them directly in the eye. 906 00:43:56,357 --> 00:43:58,014 They can smell fear. 907 00:43:58,049 --> 00:44:01,397 It's kind of like blood in the water. 908 00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:02,536 - Okay, yeah. 909 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,298 You, you're not really making me feel 910 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,162 any calmer about this. 911 00:44:09,025 --> 00:44:11,372 - Look, they love their dad. 912 00:44:12,339 --> 00:44:13,996 You make their dad happy. 913 00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,515 What else does anyone need to know? 914 00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:17,344 - Hey grandpa. 915 00:44:17,378 --> 00:44:18,276 - Hey Dylan. 916 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:19,760 - It's so nice to meet you. 917 00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:21,210 - Dylan, I'm gonna leave this lovely lady with you 918 00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:24,247 'cause I need to change clothes for a news interview. 919 00:44:24,282 --> 00:44:25,110 - Okay. 920 00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,768 - Good luck, Susan. 921 00:44:27,803 --> 00:44:28,666 - Thanks. 922 00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,015 How are classes going? 923 00:44:33,049 --> 00:44:34,810 - School's never really been my strong suit 924 00:44:34,844 --> 00:44:36,535 but a college dormitory is a lot quieter 925 00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:37,985 than living here. 926 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,574 Can I get you something to drink? 927 00:44:40,608 --> 00:44:41,540 Wine, beer? 928 00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:47,132 - No. 929 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:50,239 No, I don't drink very much. 930 00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:52,241 But some water would be nice. 931 00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:53,587 - Certainly. 932 00:44:53,621 --> 00:44:56,452 Yo, Miles, Frank, come say hello. 933 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,523 This is Dr. Song. 934 00:44:58,557 --> 00:45:00,214 - Good evening, Dr. Song. 935 00:45:00,249 --> 00:45:01,319 - Hi. 936 00:45:01,353 --> 00:45:03,355 - Please, call me Susan. 937 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:10,742 I have heard so much about you two little geniuses. 938 00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:11,985 - Well, speak up boys. 939 00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:14,159 I was just gonna get Susan a glass of water. 940 00:45:14,194 --> 00:45:16,748 - Oh, no, we've got it. 941 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,405 How about a cup of blackberry tea? 942 00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:20,476 Janis and I just made a pitcher. 943 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,581 - Sure, that sounds lovely. 944 00:45:22,616 --> 00:45:24,756 - Yeah, we'll go get that. 945 00:45:31,418 --> 00:45:33,903 - Daddy'll be home any minute. 946 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:36,768 - You're pretty. 947 00:45:36,803 --> 00:45:38,183 - Oh, thank you. 948 00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:39,460 So are you. 949 00:45:39,495 --> 00:45:40,565 - Thanks. 950 00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:41,739 - Jimmie? 951 00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:42,912 - Mhmm. 952 00:45:42,947 --> 00:45:45,087 - And that little cutie must be Billie. 953 00:45:45,121 --> 00:45:47,296 Which would make you Etta. 954 00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:50,575 Oh! 955 00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:53,267 - She's been like a lion all day. 956 00:45:53,302 --> 00:45:55,753 - Well lions are my favorite. 957 00:45:55,787 --> 00:45:57,582 - I like orangutans. 958 00:45:57,616 --> 00:45:59,722 Wanna see me be like one? 959 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,586 - I would like nothing better than that. 960 00:46:07,385 --> 00:46:08,213 Thank you. 961 00:46:23,850 --> 00:46:25,334 Mmm. 962 00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,474 This is delicious, girls. 963 00:46:29,027 --> 00:46:31,478 I feel like I know each of you. 964 00:46:31,512 --> 00:46:34,308 Your dad is so proud of you all. 965 00:46:34,343 --> 00:46:36,759 - So we know you're a dentist and all. 966 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,797 I guess you must have perfect teeth. 967 00:46:41,626 --> 00:46:45,457 - Well, that doesn't always go hand in hand. 968 00:46:45,492 --> 00:46:48,667 I had a dentist as a child with a mouthful of fillings. 969 00:46:50,324 --> 00:46:52,430 - Sorry to leave you to the wolves 970 00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:53,327 but I'm in here now. 971 00:46:53,362 --> 00:46:55,605 Better late than never. 972 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,506 Oh, and it looks like I'm a little late. 973 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,715 Someone care to explain? 974 00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:02,716 - What's the matter ,Cole? 975 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,718 We've been getting along great. 976 00:47:04,752 --> 00:47:06,202 - Oh, yeah. 977 00:47:06,237 --> 00:47:07,755 I'm sure you have. 978 00:47:09,205 --> 00:47:13,002 But someone had a little bit of fun at your expense 979 00:47:13,037 --> 00:47:16,109 and we're gonna need some toothpaste, 980 00:47:20,078 --> 00:47:22,632 a toothbrush, Etta fetch the supplies. 981 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,013 - It's just food dye. 982 00:47:24,048 --> 00:47:25,739 - A lot of food dye. 983 00:47:34,265 --> 00:47:35,197 - Ah, yeah. 984 00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:40,961 And maybe a little baking soda as well. 985 00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:43,895 And boys, if you're thinking a little, 986 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:46,829 sorry, a lot of food dye is going to scare me away, 987 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:50,937 you're seriously underestimating my capacity for vengeance. 988 00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:53,284 - Yeah, baking soda on the double. 989 00:47:53,318 --> 00:47:54,664 Good luck, boys. 990 00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:04,536 - And here I thought they liked me. 991 00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:06,055 - Oh no, you were. 992 00:48:07,367 --> 00:48:08,816 I mean if they didn't like you 993 00:48:08,851 --> 00:48:12,993 your hair'd probably be falling out right about now. 994 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:17,239 - You know what? 995 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,414 I do look good. 996 00:48:20,449 --> 00:48:21,277 - Sure. 997 00:48:22,175 --> 00:48:23,141 - Give me a kiss. 998 00:48:23,176 --> 00:48:24,936 - No, no, no, no, no. 999 00:48:32,392 --> 00:48:35,878 - Mom, stop moving, you're gonna look like a clown. 1000 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,363 - I can't help it, I'm nervous. 1001 00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:40,227 - You got cold feet, we can call it off. 1002 00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:44,266 - Nope, sorry Pearl, but this is happening. 1003 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:47,062 There's no going back now. 1004 00:48:47,096 --> 00:48:49,823 - Why, you're not pregnant, are you? 1005 00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:50,686 - Huh. 1006 00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:55,380 Did you hear from your dad yet? 1007 00:48:55,415 --> 00:48:57,520 - No, change the subject. 1008 00:48:59,798 --> 00:49:00,592 - Pearl. 1009 00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:05,666 He has to be able to have some life of his own. 1010 00:49:05,701 --> 00:49:06,909 - I know. 1011 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,980 I was just really counting on him, 1012 00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:11,879 but I'll figure it out myself, okay? 1013 00:49:11,914 --> 00:49:13,226 It's fine, like. 1014 00:49:16,332 --> 00:49:19,749 - Well mom, you just have to have your own life too. 1015 00:49:19,784 --> 00:49:21,613 And today is your day. 1016 00:49:24,306 --> 00:49:26,170 - You're right. 1017 00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:27,447 I'm sorry, mom. 1018 00:49:28,379 --> 00:49:29,967 You look beautiful. 1019 00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,624 - Let's see. 1020 00:49:32,659 --> 00:49:35,558 Something borrowed, something blue. 1021 00:49:36,663 --> 00:49:38,492 Something old. 1022 00:49:38,527 --> 00:49:39,666 - Oh! 1023 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:43,532 Mom, did you find grandmammy's locket yet? 1024 00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:44,878 - Oh, locket. 1025 00:49:44,912 --> 00:49:48,019 You know my mother had the prettiest locket. 1026 00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:52,161 I think I had it here in my purse earlier. 1027 00:49:52,196 --> 00:49:54,508 - That's what you're meant to be looking for. 1028 00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:55,751 Do you need any help? 1029 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:56,994 - What is this? 1030 00:49:58,616 --> 00:49:59,893 It's a whisker. 1031 00:50:01,722 --> 00:50:05,278 I think the cat's been nesting in this bed. 1032 00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:09,454 - Grandma, we don't have a cat. 1033 00:50:09,489 --> 00:50:12,975 - You know, on the television last night, 1034 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,425 there was a lion. 1035 00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:18,360 And this woman in a kimono killed it 1036 00:50:19,395 --> 00:50:21,570 with this video game guns. 1037 00:50:23,779 --> 00:50:27,886 And then she put the lion's whiskers in her soup. 1038 00:50:36,205 --> 00:50:38,138 A lovely seat! 1039 00:50:38,173 --> 00:50:40,899 Did you buy this chair, Susan? 1040 00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:43,695 - No mom. [laughing] 1041 00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:47,423 - Now, which of you girls is getting married? 1042 00:50:49,115 --> 00:50:50,047 - I am, mom. 1043 00:50:51,807 --> 00:50:54,361 - You're not pregnant, are you? 1044 00:50:58,124 --> 00:50:59,746 - No mom. 1045 00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,023 - Good. 1046 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,544 I'm too young to be a grandmother, you know. 1047 00:51:06,891 --> 00:51:09,238 - Well, it looks like it's time for you 1048 00:51:09,273 --> 00:51:12,345 to be getting into that dress. 1049 00:51:12,379 --> 00:51:14,416 - Yup, all right. 1050 00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:16,383 Well, this is it, yeah. 1051 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,629 Quick, group hug before I'm surrounded 1052 00:51:20,663 --> 00:51:22,527 by 20 yards of satin. 1053 00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:25,220 I mean, quick, group hug before I'm surrounded 1054 00:51:25,254 --> 00:51:29,258 by 20 yards of tool! [laughing] 1055 00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:33,020 - Ooh, what a lovely locket. 1056 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,817 This looks just like my mothers. 1057 00:51:36,852 --> 00:51:39,751 I wonder how this got in here? 1058 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:46,724 - Blessed are those who gather. 1059 00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:52,109 For life is full of firsts. And for this family, 1060 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:55,146 the surprises are just the beginning. 1061 00:51:57,079 --> 00:51:59,426 And I am certain that life 1062 00:51:59,461 --> 00:52:02,257 from this day forth for this family 1063 00:52:04,466 --> 00:52:06,192 be full of surprises. 1064 00:52:08,435 --> 00:52:09,954 Shall we get to it? 1065 00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:10,817 - Please. 1066 00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:16,719 - Who here gives this woman to we'd this man? 1067 00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:17,720 - I. 1068 00:52:17,755 --> 00:52:18,928 - We do! 1069 00:52:44,506 --> 00:52:47,267 - One more trip and then we got it. 1070 00:52:47,302 --> 00:52:50,063 And then we got some serious unpacking to do. 1071 00:52:50,097 --> 00:52:52,652 - Can't we just get takeout, start tomorrow? 1072 00:52:52,686 --> 00:52:54,274 - Ah, you wish. 1073 00:52:54,309 --> 00:52:57,553 - Can't we just live in the backyard and start next year? 1074 00:52:57,588 --> 00:52:59,383 - Yes, no, no, no ,no. 1075 00:53:00,798 --> 00:53:02,006 No. 1076 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,594 - Oh, fine. 1077 00:53:03,628 --> 00:53:05,665 - Hi, I'm Stevie Hawkins-White 1078 00:53:05,699 --> 00:53:09,807 and these are my daughters Elizabeth and Winnifred. 1079 00:53:09,841 --> 00:53:10,808 - Hi. 1080 00:53:10,842 --> 00:53:12,396 - Hi, you must be our neighbor. 1081 00:53:12,430 --> 00:53:13,673 I'm Susan Song. 1082 00:53:14,605 --> 00:53:17,263 I mean Susan Bennett-Song. 1083 00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:20,300 This is my husband, Cole Bennett-Song. 1084 00:53:20,335 --> 00:53:22,233 - My grandfather built your house. 1085 00:53:22,268 --> 00:53:24,097 Well, his workers did. 1086 00:53:25,754 --> 00:53:27,238 - I'm the president of the homeowners association 1087 00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:29,930 so we just wanted to welcome you. 1088 00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:30,931 - Thank you. 1089 00:53:30,966 --> 00:53:33,520 Yeah, I appreciate it. 1090 00:53:33,555 --> 00:53:35,626 - And I also brought over the HOA bylaws 1091 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,248 so please make sure you read them. 1092 00:53:37,283 --> 00:53:39,181 - Okay, thanks. 1093 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,872 Hey Jules, can you put this in the study 1094 00:53:40,907 --> 00:53:42,667 in the home filing cabinet? 1095 00:53:42,702 --> 00:53:44,428 - Jules is such an interesting name. 1096 00:53:44,462 --> 00:53:45,981 I mean what girl doesn't like diamonds. 1097 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,673 - Oh it's J-U-L-E-S. 1098 00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:49,847 After Jules Verne. 1099 00:53:49,881 --> 00:53:51,124 - Is that an actress? 1100 00:53:51,158 --> 00:53:54,817 - No, he wrote 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 1101 00:53:55,853 --> 00:53:56,923 - I don't really read that much. 1102 00:53:56,957 --> 00:53:58,787 I'm always on the go, you know. 1103 00:53:58,821 --> 00:54:00,029 You're really lucky that your daughter 1104 00:54:00,064 --> 00:54:01,376 has so many friends to help you with the move. 1105 00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:03,826 - Yeah, um, they're all ours. 1106 00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:09,246 No really, they're all ours. 1107 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,247 - You're kidding. 1108 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:11,593 - Nope, happily. 1109 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,148 We're still getting used to it. 1110 00:54:15,182 --> 00:54:17,771 We just got married last week. 1111 00:54:19,566 --> 00:54:21,258 - Wow, that's a lot. 1112 00:54:22,155 --> 00:54:23,260 Eight of them? 1113 00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:25,434 - Uh, yes, 14. 1114 00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:26,780 - 14? 1115 00:54:26,815 --> 00:54:29,645 Oh 1116 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,269 - Yeah, oop, there's my little jumping bean right now. 1117 00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:33,615 Hey. 1118 00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:35,513 - I'm not a jumping bean, daddy. 1119 00:54:35,548 --> 00:54:37,826 I'm a girl, I have a vagina. 1120 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:39,586 - Oh yeah, right. 1121 00:54:39,621 --> 00:54:44,902 Billie, say hi to Mrs. Whitehawk? 1122 00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,387 - Mrs. Hawkins-White. 1123 00:54:47,422 --> 00:54:50,597 - Daddy doesn't have a vagina, he's a boy. 1124 00:54:50,632 --> 00:54:51,598 Right daddy? 1125 00:54:51,633 --> 00:54:53,393 - Right sweety. 1126 00:54:53,428 --> 00:54:55,326 - What's a vagina, mama? 1127 00:54:55,361 --> 00:54:56,672 - We're leaving. 1128 00:55:00,918 --> 00:55:02,747 - Well that was weird. 1129 00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:08,166 - Do you think we're gonna get an invitation 1130 00:55:08,201 --> 00:55:10,272 from Mrs. Hawkins-White to the yacht club 1131 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,998 for our family this weekend? 1132 00:55:12,032 --> 00:55:13,206 - I wouldn't go off 1133 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,657 start blocking up your social engagement 1134 00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:17,762 calendar anytime soon. 1135 00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:18,625 - Ah, man. 1136 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:20,903 - All right, slacker. 1137 00:55:20,938 --> 00:55:22,353 Back to work. 1138 00:55:22,388 --> 00:55:23,216 Come on! 1139 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,806 - I like the new group, girl. 1140 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,497 - Yeah, it's cool. 1141 00:55:28,532 --> 00:55:30,223 A little crowded. 1142 00:55:31,638 --> 00:55:33,191 - Instruments in the garage, right? 1143 00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:34,054 - Yeah. 1144 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,957 - Did you see that? 1145 00:55:39,991 --> 00:55:41,545 - That looks promising. 1146 00:55:41,579 --> 00:55:43,305 - Promising? 1147 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,997 Looks like every Christmas wish come true. 1148 00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:46,998 - What? 1149 00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:48,345 - Is that your new brother? 1150 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,449 - Yeah. 1151 00:55:49,484 --> 00:55:51,313 All three of them. 1152 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,315 Dylan's actually really nice 1153 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,006 but way too old for you. 1154 00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:58,838 And Miles, the second one, is a total geek. 1155 00:55:58,872 --> 00:56:02,980 But the pale one has taken up half of one of the bedrooms 1156 00:56:03,014 --> 00:56:05,051 with enough technology to launch NASA 1157 00:56:05,085 --> 00:56:10,090 and has the same sparkling personality as his robots. 1158 00:56:10,677 --> 00:56:11,195 - Dylan, huh? 1159 00:56:12,230 --> 00:56:14,060 How about Hotty Mchotness? 1160 00:56:14,094 --> 00:56:16,269 How do you live in a house with a teen version 1161 00:56:16,303 --> 00:56:19,030 of Johnny Depp without breaking all laws of nature? 1162 00:56:19,065 --> 00:56:20,446 - Down, girl. 1163 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,034 I don't think they were talking about the hot stepbrother. 1164 00:56:23,069 --> 00:56:25,485 Did you see what they were carrying to the garage? 1165 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,212 - Besides my neatly packaged heart? 1166 00:56:28,246 --> 00:56:29,455 No. 1167 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:31,560 - A drumkit and a nice one at that. 1168 00:56:31,595 --> 00:56:35,322 - I vote that we can forget about this girl drummer thing. 1169 00:56:35,357 --> 00:56:36,807 If he's good he's in. 1170 00:56:36,841 --> 00:56:39,223 - I really wanted to stick to an all girl band. 1171 00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:40,707 - Hey but you said, there aren't any decent 1172 00:56:40,742 --> 00:56:42,122 girl drummers around. 1173 00:56:42,157 --> 00:56:44,228 - Oh I think there's something you guys should know. 1174 00:56:44,262 --> 00:56:46,057 - Not now, Etta, okay please? 1175 00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:47,645 We're in the middle of something. 1176 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,577 - Whatever. 1177 00:56:49,992 --> 00:56:51,822 - Look, you're always saying that we should be trying 1178 00:56:51,856 --> 00:56:53,962 to sell diversity and story? 1179 00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:57,621 I mean and he's your brother right, and Romanian. 1180 00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:59,243 - You know what, fine. 1181 00:56:59,277 --> 00:57:01,418 But he has to be really good or, 1182 00:57:08,735 --> 00:57:12,049 - [Janis] Hi, what do you guys wanna know? 1183 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:13,671 - Janis, how can you? 1184 00:57:13,706 --> 00:57:16,294 Like I had no idea you were so good. 1185 00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:18,504 So I mean, do you think you can hold down a beat 1186 00:57:18,538 --> 00:57:19,643 with a full band? 1187 00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,645 - No, I miss cues. 1188 00:57:21,679 --> 00:57:24,579 If I can't hear what you guys are all playing. 1189 00:57:24,613 --> 00:57:26,166 - Oh yeah. 1190 00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:27,720 That's okay sis. 1191 00:57:27,754 --> 00:57:31,240 - Well, what if you could see it? 1192 00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:32,483 - How? 1193 00:57:32,518 --> 00:57:34,002 Even if someone was right in front of me 1194 00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:36,867 I wouldn't be able to see every note over the kit. 1195 00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:38,351 - Well I could hook up the other instruments 1196 00:57:38,385 --> 00:57:39,835 to an adaptive music program 1197 00:57:39,870 --> 00:57:41,596 and Miles could help me with the coding. 1198 00:57:41,630 --> 00:57:44,322 You'd see color coded notes and rhythms on a screen 1199 00:57:44,357 --> 00:57:45,358 right next to you. 1200 00:57:45,392 --> 00:57:46,393 Real time. 1201 00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:47,843 - You would do that for us? 1202 00:57:47,878 --> 00:57:48,706 - Pff, no. 1203 00:57:49,914 --> 00:57:51,951 But I'd do it for her. 1204 00:57:51,985 --> 00:57:52,779 If she wants me to. 1205 00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:53,608 - Yes! 1206 00:57:53,642 --> 00:57:54,712 Thank you! 1207 00:57:54,747 --> 00:57:56,162 - Looks like we have a drummer. 1208 00:57:56,196 --> 00:57:57,543 - And a sweet story too. 1209 00:57:57,577 --> 00:58:00,442 - I mean, if robot and braniac can get this to work. 1210 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,582 - Pff, we can get it. 1211 00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:03,514 - We got a drummer! 1212 00:58:03,549 --> 00:58:04,895 Oh my god, this is gonna work! 1213 00:58:04,929 --> 00:58:05,827 - Yes, finally. 1214 00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:07,104 - We're gonna make the deadline. 1215 00:58:07,138 --> 00:58:11,488 - Uh, [speaking in foreign language] 1216 00:58:31,784 --> 00:58:34,856 - Hey, what can I do for you? 1217 00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:37,134 - I was just wondering if you read that HOA bylaws? 1218 00:58:37,168 --> 00:58:39,619 - Uh no, we've been swamped. 1219 00:58:39,654 --> 00:58:42,035 So maybe you can sum up the highlights. 1220 00:58:42,070 --> 00:58:44,382 - The highlights are that you have to read the HOA bylaws. 1221 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:46,212 It's all very important. 1222 00:58:46,246 --> 00:58:48,663 In the meantime, there is a noise ordinance. 1223 00:58:48,697 --> 00:58:51,320 - Did I scream too loud when I smashed my thumb 1224 00:58:51,355 --> 00:58:53,253 with a hammer earlier? 1225 00:58:53,288 --> 00:58:54,876 - It's 62 decibels. 1226 00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:56,015 And the sounds coming out of the garage 1227 00:58:56,049 --> 00:58:57,050 far exceeds that. 1228 00:58:57,085 --> 00:58:57,913 - 62. 1229 00:58:59,259 --> 00:59:01,158 Sounds like I'm gonna have to put a muffler 1230 00:59:01,192 --> 00:59:02,573 on my lawnmower. 1231 00:59:02,608 --> 00:59:06,232 I'll insulate the walls in the garage. 1232 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,372 But let me hang my curtains 1233 00:59:08,406 --> 00:59:10,581 and let me put some beds together 1234 00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:12,410 'cause I'm sure you don't want me walking by the windows 1235 00:59:12,445 --> 00:59:13,791 in my skivvies, right? 1236 00:59:13,826 --> 00:59:15,482 - Fine. 1237 00:59:15,517 --> 00:59:17,830 Please, just have your children quiet down. 1238 00:59:17,864 --> 00:59:20,039 - Sure, my daughter though, she has some music deadlines 1239 00:59:20,073 --> 00:59:23,042 so um, I'll have them stop by eight. 1240 00:59:23,076 --> 00:59:24,975 - These are quiet estate homes. 1241 00:59:25,009 --> 00:59:27,529 Not Bourbon Street Whiskey halls. 1242 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,393 - Let me assure you, I put strict limits 1243 00:59:29,427 --> 00:59:32,154 on the amount of whiskey that my kids can drink. 1244 00:59:32,189 --> 00:59:34,018 - Your jokes aren't gonna work with me. 1245 00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:34,881 Good day. 1246 00:59:38,264 --> 00:59:39,092 - Hey. 1247 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:42,026 Can one of you tell me why I found holes 1248 00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:45,133 with scorch marks on the back end of both of your jeans? 1249 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:47,376 - We were lighting each other's farts. 1250 00:59:47,411 --> 00:59:49,447 - Yeah it kind of got out of hand. 1251 00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:51,242 You know how it is. 1252 00:59:51,277 --> 00:59:52,140 - Uh huh. 1253 00:59:53,279 --> 00:59:54,625 And I don't suppose either of you know 1254 00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:55,799 how we ended up with a dead frog 1255 00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:56,869 in the washing machine? 1256 00:59:56,903 --> 00:59:58,387 - Oh no, Bob is-- 1257 00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:00,286 - No, definitely not. 1258 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,944 We have no knowledge of this frog. 1259 01:00:02,978 --> 01:00:04,221 - Yep, nothing. 1260 01:00:05,118 --> 01:00:05,947 - Uh huh. 1261 01:00:07,051 --> 01:00:07,880 And Toni. 1262 01:00:09,226 --> 01:00:13,057 I just got milk out of the family room carpet. 1263 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,335 Will you stop letting the dog 1264 01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,751 lick milk out of your mouth? 1265 01:00:16,785 --> 01:00:18,718 - But she likes it! 1266 01:00:18,753 --> 01:00:20,547 - Dude, that's nasty. 1267 01:00:21,963 --> 01:00:25,104 - Yeah, well you're the one that peed in the backyard. 1268 01:00:25,138 --> 01:00:26,484 - Paulo, please. 1269 01:00:28,072 --> 01:00:30,005 Mrs. White is developing an entire dossier 1270 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,699 on our family and probably has hidden cameras installed. 1271 01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:35,355 - What's a dossier? 1272 01:00:36,736 --> 01:00:39,014 - Never mind, just come indoors when you need to pee. 1273 01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:39,843 Please. 1274 01:00:41,085 --> 01:00:41,879 Please? 1275 01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:44,364 Please? 1276 01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:49,818 Well, someone is up from her nap. 1277 01:00:49,853 --> 01:00:50,819 - Where's Pearl? 1278 01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:52,959 - She's in the garage. 1279 01:00:52,994 --> 01:00:55,134 Did you get into the birthday cupcake, sweety? 1280 01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:57,723 - It was an accident, I'm going to be four. 1281 01:00:57,757 --> 01:00:58,827 - Really, an accident? 1282 01:00:58,862 --> 01:01:00,967 - I think the dog did it. 1283 01:01:01,002 --> 01:01:02,693 - Dog, huh? 1284 01:01:02,728 --> 01:01:05,662 Well, let's get you a bath. 1285 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,767 - No, Pearl, Pearl can help me. 1286 01:01:07,802 --> 01:01:09,044 - Really? 1287 01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:11,737 Okay, let's go find your sister. 1288 01:01:20,124 --> 01:01:21,401 - Hello. 1289 01:01:21,436 --> 01:01:22,644 - Hey. 1290 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,715 They called you in too? 1291 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,200 - Yeah, I don't know why they'd bug you at work, 1292 01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:28,788 I said I'd be here. 1293 01:01:29,927 --> 01:01:32,930 - Maybe Pearl pushed them to call me. 1294 01:01:32,965 --> 01:01:34,725 - Pearl, what does she have to do with this? 1295 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,175 - She and Toni are the ones in trouble. 1296 01:01:36,209 --> 01:01:37,314 Jimmie's fine. 1297 01:01:37,348 --> 01:01:38,591 - Jimmie? 1298 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,800 I'm here for Miles. 1299 01:01:40,835 --> 01:01:41,698 - What? 1300 01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:45,529 - Mr. Bennett. 1301 01:01:46,979 --> 01:01:51,293 We have a strict policy on inappropriate language. 1302 01:01:51,328 --> 01:01:52,156 - Okay. 1303 01:01:53,295 --> 01:01:55,228 - Miles is an excellent student but, 1304 01:01:55,263 --> 01:01:57,921 I cannot exempt him from the rules. 1305 01:01:57,955 --> 01:02:00,302 - I understand, I'm just not used to him 1306 01:02:00,337 --> 01:02:02,408 being a rule breaker. 1307 01:02:02,442 --> 01:02:05,756 What exactly were the offending remarks? 1308 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,137 - For the purpose of enlightening your father, 1309 01:02:07,171 --> 01:02:09,518 you can repeat the joke. 1310 01:02:09,553 --> 01:02:11,210 - It was a science joke. 1311 01:02:11,244 --> 01:02:12,211 Snowmen have snowballs, 1312 01:02:12,245 --> 01:02:14,109 what does a snowwoman have? 1313 01:02:14,144 --> 01:02:15,559 - What? 1314 01:02:15,593 --> 01:02:16,663 - Snowvaries. 1315 01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:19,528 See, it's funny. 1316 01:02:22,566 --> 01:02:25,327 - It does show a good understanding 1317 01:02:25,362 --> 01:02:27,536 of human biology and puns. 1318 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,608 - The discussion of ones private parts, 1319 01:02:30,643 --> 01:02:33,301 whether in jest or not, is a violation 1320 01:02:33,335 --> 01:02:36,235 of the respect code, Mr. Bennett. 1321 01:02:36,269 --> 01:02:37,857 - Yeah, but he said snowballs. 1322 01:02:37,892 --> 01:02:40,549 I'm sure an otherwise well adjusted student 1323 01:02:40,584 --> 01:02:44,346 could say tennis balls or chicken breasts 1324 01:02:44,381 --> 01:02:47,556 without the PC police carrying them off to juvie. 1325 01:02:47,591 --> 01:02:49,627 - Context is important. 1326 01:02:49,662 --> 01:02:51,733 But I can't make exceptions. 1327 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,700 Look, this is just a meeting. 1328 01:02:53,735 --> 01:02:55,772 No permanent record. 1329 01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:57,083 Can you please just bring him home 1330 01:02:57,118 --> 01:02:58,395 and have a conversation with him 1331 01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,707 about filters and boundaries in school? 1332 01:03:00,742 --> 01:03:02,330 - Certainly, Miss Anderson. 1333 01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:05,574 Well, I apologize for the trouble. 1334 01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:08,819 - Thank you for your time, Mr. Bennett. 1335 01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:19,312 - So? 1336 01:03:19,347 --> 01:03:20,831 - Oh, no biggie. 1337 01:03:20,866 --> 01:03:25,836 They said to talk to Miles about boundaries and filters. 1338 01:03:26,457 --> 01:03:27,320 - You, really? 1339 01:03:28,287 --> 01:03:29,633 - I know, right. 1340 01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:31,773 - Anyway, 1341 01:03:32,947 --> 01:03:35,950 Apparently, Toni hit both of these boys. 1342 01:03:37,296 --> 01:03:38,297 - Two dudes? 1343 01:03:39,539 --> 01:03:40,368 Why? 1344 01:03:41,472 --> 01:03:42,853 - They were calling Jimmie bad names 1345 01:03:42,888 --> 01:03:44,890 like racial stuff. 1346 01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:47,133 And she was really scared. 1347 01:03:47,168 --> 01:03:50,343 She was trapped, and I was really mad. 1348 01:03:51,897 --> 01:03:55,072 - Okay now I understand that you'd be angry 1349 01:03:55,107 --> 01:03:58,041 but just because you get mad doesn't mean 1350 01:03:58,075 --> 01:03:59,628 you can hit people. 1351 01:04:01,009 --> 01:04:02,597 You know what I do when I get mad 1352 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:06,152 is I take a deep breath and I blow it out slowly 1353 01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:07,878 while I count to 10. 1354 01:04:07,913 --> 01:04:08,879 Like this. 1355 01:04:10,536 --> 01:04:12,503 - How does blowing on them help? 1356 01:04:12,538 --> 01:04:15,403 - All you need to do is meet hate with love. 1357 01:04:15,437 --> 01:04:18,337 When you love your enemies, they become your friends. 1358 01:04:18,371 --> 01:04:21,271 - Wow, that is wise, Paulo. 1359 01:04:21,305 --> 01:04:23,169 - That doesn't mean you should smooch them though. 1360 01:04:23,204 --> 01:04:25,344 That would be gross. 1361 01:04:25,378 --> 01:04:26,207 - Yeah. 1362 01:04:27,311 --> 01:04:28,692 So what are you here for? 1363 01:04:28,726 --> 01:04:30,797 - Witness for defenseman. 1364 01:04:30,832 --> 01:04:31,660 - And you? 1365 01:04:33,386 --> 01:04:35,664 - Paulo ran to get me and I told them 1366 01:04:35,699 --> 01:04:37,321 if they wanted to mess with my other sister, 1367 01:04:37,356 --> 01:04:39,013 they were gonna have to go through me. 1368 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,739 - I don't see a problem with that. 1369 01:04:41,774 --> 01:04:44,294 - I may have implied that I'm an Asian karate ninja 1370 01:04:44,328 --> 01:04:47,124 that knows how to rip out the hearts of their enemies. 1371 01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:49,609 - Okay, so that's terrifying. 1372 01:04:50,576 --> 01:04:51,404 - And? 1373 01:04:54,787 --> 01:04:58,584 - And I may have called them racist little punk ass bitches. 1374 01:04:58,618 --> 01:04:59,447 - Ooh. 1375 01:05:00,793 --> 01:05:01,621 Okay. 1376 01:05:03,727 --> 01:05:04,555 - Listen. 1377 01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:09,906 I think it's wonderful that you both stood up for Jimmie. 1378 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:12,943 But we need to understand that there is an appropriate way 1379 01:05:12,978 --> 01:05:15,739 to deal with things in school. 1380 01:05:15,773 --> 01:05:16,809 Tonight I think we need to have 1381 01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:19,432 a family chat about boundaries. 1382 01:05:21,987 --> 01:05:24,506 - Now the standard in these situations is to speak 1383 01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:27,164 with the victims of school violence first. 1384 01:05:27,199 --> 01:05:28,994 - Excuse me, victims? 1385 01:05:29,028 --> 01:05:30,305 - You are aware that your daughter hit 1386 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:32,100 both of these boys. 1387 01:05:32,135 --> 01:05:33,412 - They were calling my sister names 1388 01:05:33,446 --> 01:05:35,103 and made her cry. 1389 01:05:35,138 --> 01:05:37,002 - Toni, I'm sure you heard the expression 1390 01:05:37,036 --> 01:05:38,900 sticks and stones. 1391 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:42,317 Now name calling is never an excuse for physical violence. 1392 01:05:42,352 --> 01:05:45,976 - No, sometimes they hit a lot harder. 1393 01:05:46,011 --> 01:05:47,944 Look, I understand that you have your policies, 1394 01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:49,359 I really do, but, 1395 01:05:49,393 --> 01:05:50,843 you gotta understand that we live in a world 1396 01:05:50,877 --> 01:05:53,328 where a lack of respect for cultural identity 1397 01:05:53,363 --> 01:05:55,813 is stirring up a hornet's nest. 1398 01:05:55,848 --> 01:05:57,470 - I'm not sure what you're saying. 1399 01:05:57,505 --> 01:05:59,990 - They called her by a racial slur that marginalizes 1400 01:06:00,025 --> 01:06:01,923 her birth culture. 1401 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,617 - Mr. Bennett, I think you're being a little sensitive. 1402 01:06:06,652 --> 01:06:07,756 Jimmie's an American. 1403 01:06:07,791 --> 01:06:09,310 She's always lived here. 1404 01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:11,174 - Not always. 1405 01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,520 And that doesn't mean that she doesn't feel 1406 01:06:12,554 --> 01:06:15,316 or understand the sting of those words. 1407 01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:17,801 - They also told her that her real daddy Kumar 1408 01:06:17,835 --> 01:06:21,218 was going to come take her to live at 7-11. 1409 01:06:21,253 --> 01:06:24,014 - If you don't understand the girl who's lost 1410 01:06:24,049 --> 01:06:28,363 both of her birth parents and then her real mother to cancer 1411 01:06:28,398 --> 01:06:30,538 is going to feel real pain when somebody implies 1412 01:06:30,572 --> 01:06:32,850 that they're gonna take her away from her family, 1413 01:06:32,885 --> 01:06:36,026 then you don't understand an eight year old child. 1414 01:06:36,061 --> 01:06:38,442 - Is this true, Donald, Mike? 1415 01:06:39,650 --> 01:06:42,032 - We didn't hit anybody, she did. 1416 01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:43,965 - Some black kid comes out of nowhere claiming 1417 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,932 to be her sister, and then this oriental girl 1418 01:06:45,967 --> 01:06:48,038 starts yelling bad words. 1419 01:06:48,073 --> 01:06:50,420 - It's Asian, you neanderthal. 1420 01:06:50,454 --> 01:06:53,733 - So you're concerned with Donnie making a childish joke 1421 01:06:53,768 --> 01:06:56,874 about convenience store owners 1422 01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:59,808 but not with this girl calling our son's names 1423 01:06:59,843 --> 01:07:03,088 after her so-called sister punched them? 1424 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:05,090 - So-called? 1425 01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:09,646 If you think Pearl's language after they use racial slurs 1426 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,407 is somehow more offensive than your so-called response, 1427 01:07:12,442 --> 01:07:14,306 look, I'm not defending the violent response 1428 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,929 but I will not tolerate anyone 1429 01:07:16,963 --> 01:07:20,415 implying that we are not a real family. 1430 01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:22,072 - Okay, okay, there are a lot of feelings 1431 01:07:22,107 --> 01:07:24,488 in this room right now, but I'm sorry. 1432 01:07:24,523 --> 01:07:27,457 My hands are tied when it comes to physical violence. 1433 01:07:27,491 --> 01:07:30,011 Toni will be suspended for two days. 1434 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:32,772 And Pearl, one for their language. 1435 01:07:32,807 --> 01:07:34,947 And Donald and Mike will be suspended for one day 1436 01:07:34,981 --> 01:07:36,224 as well for their language. 1437 01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,537 - Oh come on, suspended? 1438 01:07:38,571 --> 01:07:41,091 - I hope you all take this opportunity 1439 01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:44,336 to think about the power of your words. 1440 01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,372 I know I will. 1441 01:07:51,688 --> 01:07:53,034 - No, no. 1442 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:56,555 I took a half day to get my mom to the doctor. 1443 01:07:56,589 --> 01:07:58,108 Yeah. 1444 01:07:58,143 --> 01:08:00,593 Well I let the nanny off and got Theo and Billie to home. 1445 01:08:00,628 --> 01:08:01,594 Mhmm. 1446 01:08:01,629 --> 01:08:03,631 - No one here seems to recognize 1447 01:08:03,665 --> 01:08:05,943 this is a crisis situation. 1448 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,532 - Well mom's taking the littles to the park 1449 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,120 so I can finish up some paperwork at home 1450 01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,743 before I have to pick up Frank from robotics, 1451 01:08:12,778 --> 01:08:16,230 Jimmie up from violin and somebody else from something. 1452 01:08:16,264 --> 01:08:20,820 - I think the FBI's been rooting through our cabinets again. 1453 01:08:20,855 --> 01:08:22,270 Or maybe the CIA. 1454 01:08:23,444 --> 01:08:25,791 JC Penney, that's the worst. 1455 01:08:27,172 --> 01:08:30,382 - Hey, can you hang on a second? 1456 01:08:30,416 --> 01:08:32,660 Mom, do you need help finding something? 1457 01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:35,904 - I'm looking for my big blue gin and tonic cup. 1458 01:08:35,939 --> 01:08:39,839 The small ones just fall through the sippy cup holders. 1459 01:08:39,874 --> 01:08:42,532 - Do you think it's wise to drink at the playground? 1460 01:08:42,566 --> 01:08:47,123 - Have you been to the park this time of day, Susie? 1461 01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:49,332 I don't think it wise to go sober. 1462 01:08:49,366 --> 01:08:52,576 - Whoah, this is like mining for diamond armor, 1463 01:08:52,611 --> 01:08:53,750 but smellier. 1464 01:08:53,784 --> 01:08:55,476 - Theo, no, no, no, no, no. 1465 01:08:55,510 --> 01:08:57,202 Why do we have kitty litter? 1466 01:08:57,236 --> 01:08:59,652 - Oh, for the cat, dear. 1467 01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:01,275 Are you losing it? 1468 01:09:01,309 --> 01:09:03,380 - We don't have a cat. 1469 01:09:03,415 --> 01:09:05,417 But yes, I am losing it. 1470 01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:09,593 Yeah, you're right, I admit it. 1471 01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,320 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to rescue me this weekend. 1472 01:09:12,355 --> 01:09:16,393 I don't know, I need a new hairstyler, a new hobby. 1473 01:09:16,428 --> 01:09:18,119 I don't have enough brainpower 1474 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,328 to make a decision either way. 1475 01:09:20,363 --> 01:09:23,883 - Full impact yodel wrestling, that's a great hobby. 1476 01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:25,575 And as for the hair, 1477 01:09:27,093 --> 01:09:30,131 how about bald with a tattoo of a chipmunk 1478 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,133 clinging to your scalp? 1479 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,376 You're welcome. 1480 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:37,242 - I just love the wrestlers. 1481 01:09:37,276 --> 01:09:40,037 I think their uniforms are dishy. 1482 01:09:41,556 --> 01:09:44,076 I think I might call for cheerleader. 1483 01:09:44,110 --> 01:09:46,458 Hey team, what's that sound? 1484 01:09:46,492 --> 01:09:49,012 Eagles running prey to the ground! 1485 01:09:49,046 --> 01:09:50,186 Then shake it. 1486 01:09:51,877 --> 01:09:53,016 We shake it. 1487 01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:54,051 - Go grandma. 1488 01:09:54,086 --> 01:09:55,570 - Oh so you agree? 1489 01:09:57,952 --> 01:09:59,333 Hey, uh, 1490 01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:00,679 I gotta let you go. 1491 01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:02,957 Yeah, okay, all right, bye. 1492 01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:09,412 Mom? 1493 01:10:11,862 --> 01:10:14,693 Are you okay to go to the playground? 1494 01:10:14,727 --> 01:10:17,627 - I'm a good babysitter Missus, um, 1495 01:10:18,766 --> 01:10:20,181 - Mom? 1496 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,147 - Oh Susie. 1497 01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:23,460 I'm okay. 1498 01:10:24,979 --> 01:10:26,394 - You sure? 1499 01:10:26,429 --> 01:10:27,257 - Well, 1500 01:10:28,707 --> 01:10:32,849 I get confused sometimes with the time and the year 1501 01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:35,507 but they'll be fine with me. 1502 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,818 They ground me. 1503 01:10:37,957 --> 01:10:40,028 When it's just me with them, 1504 01:10:40,063 --> 01:10:42,272 I never get confused. 1505 01:10:42,307 --> 01:10:46,897 Hell, you call them by their wrong names half the time. 1506 01:10:47,795 --> 01:10:49,037 - You're right. 1507 01:10:50,591 --> 01:10:53,801 You take good care of your grandbabies. 1508 01:10:56,182 --> 01:10:58,944 - I don't know how you do it, Susie, 1509 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:02,879 taking care of all those babies and me. 1510 01:11:02,913 --> 01:11:05,571 And it means the world to me 1511 01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:08,436 being here with them and with you. 1512 01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:10,335 - Mom. 1513 01:11:11,681 --> 01:11:12,958 We're a family. 1514 01:11:14,511 --> 01:11:16,513 You belong here with us. 1515 01:11:17,928 --> 01:11:18,757 Come here. 1516 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:24,694 - You're my favorite child, you know. 1517 01:11:24,728 --> 01:11:27,248 Don't tell your brother. 1518 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:28,939 - I'm an only child, remember. 1519 01:11:28,974 --> 01:11:32,495 - I'm just pulling your damn leg. 1520 01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:34,911 Besides, you ruined my uterus, 1521 01:11:34,945 --> 01:11:36,464 tore that place right up. 1522 01:11:36,499 --> 01:11:37,327 - Mom! 1523 01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:42,470 - I'm taking off with the little beasties now. 1524 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,714 You get your work done. 1525 01:11:44,748 --> 01:11:45,991 - Yeah, I will. 1526 01:11:47,993 --> 01:11:49,960 Get my work done, right. 1527 01:12:02,421 --> 01:12:03,836 - Well you look happy. 1528 01:12:03,871 --> 01:12:06,977 - That is because I am a genius. 1529 01:12:07,012 --> 01:12:09,221 - Well tell that to your last report card. 1530 01:12:09,255 --> 01:12:11,361 - Please, Grade Point Averages are big brother's way 1531 01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:13,156 of controlling the masses. 1532 01:12:13,190 --> 01:12:17,505 More importantly, I'm going to Grammy camp after all. 1533 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,713 - What is this? 1534 01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:20,266 - The answer to all of my problems. 1535 01:12:20,301 --> 01:12:22,993 We can record the performance in front of a live audience 1536 01:12:23,028 --> 01:12:26,203 and it all goes down three days before the deadline. 1537 01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:27,377 - Look, Pearl. 1538 01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:32,071 I know you're excited and you guys are awesome 1539 01:12:32,106 --> 01:12:36,006 but I mean there's a lot of talent in this state. 1540 01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:38,699 - Yeah but this is my last shot. 1541 01:12:39,838 --> 01:12:42,530 And I have a few tricks up my sleeve. 1542 01:12:42,565 --> 01:12:44,394 - Oh yeah, like what? 1543 01:12:44,429 --> 01:12:46,258 - You'll see. 1544 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,121 - Okay. 1545 01:12:48,294 --> 01:12:49,779 Well, buckle up. 1546 01:12:49,813 --> 01:12:53,438 We have four minutes to pick up Frank from Robotics club. 1547 01:12:53,472 --> 01:12:55,094 - Can't we just leave him with his fellow robots 1548 01:12:55,129 --> 01:12:56,786 where he'll actually be happy? 1549 01:12:56,820 --> 01:12:58,546 - I thought you guys were getting along. 1550 01:12:58,581 --> 01:13:00,168 - You have to question the values of someone 1551 01:13:00,203 --> 01:13:01,687 who suddenly respects you after getting busted 1552 01:13:01,722 --> 01:13:03,379 on school profanity. 1553 01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:06,174 - True. 1554 01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:15,598 - See you guys. 1555 01:13:15,632 --> 01:13:17,116 - Hey, Chris. 1556 01:13:17,151 --> 01:13:18,739 Hey man. 1557 01:13:18,773 --> 01:13:21,189 - So you said you got some favor to ask, get clothes, 1558 01:13:21,224 --> 01:13:23,847 want more advice about women? 1559 01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:25,297 - Ah no. 1560 01:13:25,331 --> 01:13:27,782 You said you had a friend who pays top dollar 1561 01:13:27,817 --> 01:13:30,923 sports memorabilla collectibles, that type of thing. 1562 01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,615 - Ah yeah, yeah I do. 1563 01:13:32,649 --> 01:13:33,719 What you got? 1564 01:13:52,842 --> 01:13:55,085 [knocking] 1565 01:13:56,397 --> 01:13:58,192 - Hey, you got a minute? 1566 01:13:58,226 --> 01:13:59,504 - Um, yeah sure. 1567 01:14:01,713 --> 01:14:05,302 Not like I'm making any real progress here anyways. 1568 01:14:05,337 --> 01:14:07,028 - Ah, what's that? 1569 01:14:07,063 --> 01:14:09,168 - We're studying DNA and identity. 1570 01:14:09,203 --> 01:14:11,101 Part of the project is examples of dominant 1571 01:14:11,136 --> 01:14:13,690 and recessive factors we get from our parents. 1572 01:14:13,725 --> 01:14:17,418 And how you're very related to our siblings. 1573 01:14:20,076 --> 01:14:22,458 - Hm. Sometimes we get the opportunity 1574 01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:25,046 to educate our teachers. 1575 01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:29,050 How are you planning on expressing yourself on this? 1576 01:14:29,085 --> 01:14:31,121 - During research on the majority and minority groups 1577 01:14:31,156 --> 01:14:33,710 in the area of China I'm from, 1578 01:14:33,745 --> 01:14:37,611 which is actually really fascinating, 1579 01:14:37,645 --> 01:14:39,578 I just can't find the right words to relate it 1580 01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,131 to the assignment. 1581 01:14:44,376 --> 01:14:47,828 - Maybe you'll have some interesting perspective, 1582 01:14:47,862 --> 01:14:50,106 some nature versus nurture. 1583 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,315 - Maybe. 1584 01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:55,491 So what's up? 1585 01:14:57,907 --> 01:14:59,702 - I've been thinking about camp. 1586 01:14:59,736 --> 01:15:03,464 - Look, I understand with the move and all, 1587 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,638 we can't afford it. 1588 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:05,777 I get it. 1589 01:15:05,811 --> 01:15:06,916 Lot of maths. 1590 01:15:08,055 --> 01:15:10,298 - I know, I know it's important to you 1591 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,439 but yeah it's been a crazy year. 1592 01:15:13,474 --> 01:15:16,753 - I don't need lectures on patience. 1593 01:15:16,788 --> 01:15:18,583 This year was different. 1594 01:15:18,617 --> 01:15:21,793 And Tyler freaking Joseph will be there in New York Week. 1595 01:15:21,827 --> 01:15:23,622 I mean Tyler and Luminous Hearts 1596 01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:25,728 is masterclassing the LA Week. 1597 01:15:25,762 --> 01:15:29,248 I mean those are two of my biggest influences. 1598 01:15:29,283 --> 01:15:32,769 But seriously, don't worry about it, okay? 1599 01:15:33,632 --> 01:15:36,083 I'll figure this out myself. 1600 01:15:36,117 --> 01:15:39,120 - First, I'm not here for a lecture. 1601 01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:42,883 And second, maybe you don't need to do everything 1602 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,229 all by yourself. 1603 01:15:44,263 --> 01:15:45,644 - Okay, I get it. 1604 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,543 We're all family, yay. 1605 01:15:50,787 --> 01:15:54,308 - I know you weren't thrilled about, 1606 01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:56,172 you know, all of this. 1607 01:15:59,969 --> 01:16:03,248 I know what it's like to want something so bad 1608 01:16:03,282 --> 01:16:06,113 that you'd sacrifice your left, 1609 01:16:06,147 --> 01:16:07,563 left hand for it. 1610 01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:12,982 When I was trained to become WXC champ, 1611 01:16:14,121 --> 01:16:17,434 I sacrificed my day job, most of my friends 1612 01:16:17,469 --> 01:16:18,953 and my girlfriend. 1613 01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,508 - And you won, right? 1614 01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:24,994 That's that big gaudy belt up at your gym. 1615 01:16:25,028 --> 01:16:25,857 - Yeah. 1616 01:16:26,927 --> 01:16:27,755 It was. 1617 01:16:30,447 --> 01:16:34,106 And now it's here, ready to follow a new dream. 1618 01:16:34,141 --> 01:16:35,211 - That's not. 1619 01:16:37,282 --> 01:16:39,215 Are you serious? 1620 01:16:39,249 --> 01:16:41,079 But that was your dream. 1621 01:16:41,113 --> 01:16:43,460 - Yeah, and now it's yours. 1622 01:16:43,495 --> 01:16:45,842 I can go visit it on display in LA 1623 01:16:45,877 --> 01:16:48,431 whenever you become a big rockstar. 1624 01:16:48,465 --> 01:16:50,467 - No, you can't do this. 1625 01:16:52,055 --> 01:16:54,057 I mean Frank wants that Robotics kit 1626 01:16:54,092 --> 01:16:55,749 and Miles is probably going to get early entry 1627 01:16:55,783 --> 01:16:57,820 into MIT next year. 1628 01:16:57,854 --> 01:17:00,374 That belongs to your kids, not me. 1629 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,894 - Jesus Pearl, you are my kid. 1630 01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:05,966 I mean I know Clive is your dad 1631 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,106 but you're my family too. 1632 01:17:09,694 --> 01:17:11,212 Frank's got a part time job, 1633 01:17:11,247 --> 01:17:14,112 he's won most of the money he needs. 1634 01:17:14,146 --> 01:17:16,770 Miles has got scholarships. 1635 01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:19,255 - Just because you married my mother 1636 01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:22,914 doesn't mean you have to cut off your left, whatever 1637 01:17:22,948 --> 01:17:25,951 to help me or my brothers and sisters. 1638 01:17:25,986 --> 01:17:29,714 - I didn't marry your mother and end up 1639 01:17:29,748 --> 01:17:32,682 with the rest of you guys in the bargain. 1640 01:17:32,717 --> 01:17:36,582 I fell in love with each and every one of you. 1641 01:17:37,722 --> 01:17:40,690 I fell in love with the way Emily 1642 01:17:40,725 --> 01:17:45,557 needs to care for everyone as if her life depended on it. 1643 01:17:45,591 --> 01:17:49,526 I fell in love with Toni's wit and swagger. 1644 01:17:49,561 --> 01:17:50,458 B's whimsy. 1645 01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:55,256 - Don't suppose I made that easy. 1646 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:57,638 - Are you kidding me? 1647 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,296 I can't even decide what moment. 1648 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:04,680 Maybe a little at your fearlessness. 1649 01:18:06,095 --> 01:18:10,513 Undoubtedly, standing up to two racist little punks 1650 01:18:10,547 --> 01:18:12,653 picking on your sister that you've known 1651 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,690 for all of three months. 1652 01:18:16,622 --> 01:18:18,279 But, without a doubt 1653 01:18:20,074 --> 01:18:23,526 the first time I heard you sing and play. 1654 01:18:26,011 --> 01:18:30,429 Uh, it's like you popped into existence from stardust 1655 01:18:31,568 --> 01:18:32,708 to create art. 1656 01:18:35,987 --> 01:18:36,815 You're 14. 1657 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:43,166 And you create magic in ways I could never imagine. 1658 01:18:50,173 --> 01:18:54,005 I love you Pearl, including your stubbornness. 1659 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,629 And I wanna do this for you 1660 01:18:57,663 --> 01:19:00,425 not because you're Susan's daughter. 1661 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:03,669 But because I couldn't love you any more 1662 01:19:03,704 --> 01:19:06,189 if I would have been there the moment 1663 01:19:06,224 --> 01:19:07,673 you were created. 1664 01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:23,482 - I love you too. 1665 01:19:25,415 --> 01:19:26,244 - What? 1666 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:30,075 - You heard me. 1667 01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:33,320 - Okay I think everyone's been fed. 1668 01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:34,631 Keyboard is loaded. 1669 01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,599 - We just finished loading up the drums. 1670 01:19:36,633 --> 01:19:37,600 You ready, Pearl? 1671 01:19:37,634 --> 01:19:38,601 - No. 1672 01:19:38,635 --> 01:19:40,085 I mean yeah, maybe. 1673 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,604 - You got this, little nugget. 1674 01:19:41,638 --> 01:19:42,743 And we got you. 1675 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,089 - Thanks, Dylan. 1676 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:47,092 Oh Frank, the um, 1677 01:19:47,127 --> 01:19:48,818 yeah, it's fully charged, the camera's fully charged right 1678 01:19:48,853 --> 01:19:50,026 and you have the storage thingy? 1679 01:19:50,061 --> 01:19:52,373 - Chill, everything's checked and ready to go. 1680 01:19:52,408 --> 01:19:55,169 - Okay, let's load everyone up. 1681 01:19:56,653 --> 01:19:58,552 Everyone check their travel buddies. 1682 01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,657 - I forgot my travel buddy. 1683 01:20:00,692 --> 01:20:02,521 - I got you buddy, you me and B. 1684 01:20:02,556 --> 01:20:03,384 Let's go. 1685 01:20:06,353 --> 01:20:08,804 [chattering] 1686 01:20:11,427 --> 01:20:14,533 - Um, what is she doing here? 1687 01:20:15,983 --> 01:20:17,951 - I don't know. 1688 01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:20,712 - Lila Jean, this is my sorority sister, 1689 01:20:20,746 --> 01:20:24,889 Betsy Snowden, the new CEO of Snowden Meats. 1690 01:20:24,923 --> 01:20:26,304 - It is such a pleasure to meet you. 1691 01:20:26,338 --> 01:20:27,823 - And you. 1692 01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:29,790 After the show, I have a few juicy college stories 1693 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:30,998 about your aunt. 1694 01:20:31,033 --> 01:20:33,863 - And, that you wouldn't dare, actually. 1695 01:20:33,898 --> 01:20:35,175 - On second thought, you probably have a few 1696 01:20:35,209 --> 01:20:37,073 stories on me as well. 1697 01:20:37,108 --> 01:20:40,421 - This is Paul Deville, of Deville Real Estate. 1698 01:20:40,456 --> 01:20:43,010 - Charmed, I look forward to hearing you play. 1699 01:20:43,045 --> 01:20:44,287 - Pleasure's all mine. 1700 01:20:44,322 --> 01:20:46,186 - And he's also a member of the club with me. 1701 01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:47,497 - Oh and I've had the pleasure 1702 01:20:47,532 --> 01:20:49,810 of getting in the way of her golf slice. 1703 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,815 - Oh come on, I'm not that bad. [laughing] 1704 01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:57,611 Welcome everybody, hi. 1705 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,095 Before we begin, we're about to start, 1706 01:20:59,130 --> 01:21:01,408 I'd like to ask everyone to turn off your cellphones please. 1707 01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:04,273 - Do you know if grandpa's here yet? 1708 01:21:04,307 --> 01:21:07,448 - I don't know mom, are we saving the seat for G-Pa? 1709 01:21:07,483 --> 01:21:09,450 - Um, I don't know honey. 1710 01:21:09,485 --> 01:21:10,762 - No, he's tucking in. 1711 01:21:10,796 --> 01:21:14,283 He's about a half hour out still, so. 1712 01:21:14,317 --> 01:21:16,147 - Social media, texting, nothing. 1713 01:21:16,181 --> 01:21:17,907 Please, no sharing until Friday 1714 01:21:17,942 --> 01:21:20,392 when the show airs on TV18 White Murdoch Cable. 1715 01:21:20,427 --> 01:21:21,255 Okay? 1716 01:21:22,394 --> 01:21:25,397 And we are going live in five, four. 1717 01:21:27,123 --> 01:21:28,814 Welcome friends to the first Annual 1718 01:21:28,849 --> 01:21:31,403 State Youth Talent Competition. 1719 01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:44,416 ♪ Everything's oh so fun 1720 01:21:44,451 --> 01:21:47,178 ♪ Nobody's safe when we can't find a nun ♪ 1721 01:21:47,212 --> 01:21:50,319 ♪ Spread your arms across that tree ♪ 1722 01:21:50,353 --> 01:21:53,943 ♪ I spread the love you gave to me ♪ 1723 01:22:11,478 --> 01:22:15,068 - Pearl Song, you're on deck in five. 1724 01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:17,380 - We're next, are you ready? 1725 01:22:17,415 --> 01:22:18,243 - I think. 1726 01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,970 Only two more acts after us, so 1727 01:22:21,005 --> 01:22:24,594 assuming I don't faceplant, I think we have a good shot. 1728 01:22:24,629 --> 01:22:25,457 Okay. 1729 01:22:35,847 --> 01:22:36,813 - Hi. 1730 01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:37,676 - Hi. 1731 01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:41,439 Are you Dr. Bunsen? 1732 01:22:41,473 --> 01:22:43,372 - Why yes I am, young lady. 1733 01:22:43,406 --> 01:22:45,408 - I loved your show, can I have your autograph? 1734 01:22:45,443 --> 01:22:46,444 - Well sure. 1735 01:22:48,411 --> 01:22:49,481 You have a pen? 1736 01:22:49,516 --> 01:22:50,517 - Here you go. 1737 01:22:50,551 --> 01:22:51,380 - Thanks. 1738 01:22:51,414 --> 01:22:52,208 What's your name? 1739 01:22:52,243 --> 01:22:53,037 - Laura. 1740 01:22:56,212 --> 01:22:57,006 - There you go. 1741 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:57,869 - Thank you. 1742 01:22:57,903 --> 01:22:59,353 - You're welcome. 1743 01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:02,356 But, that's the autograph you should be getting. 1744 01:23:02,391 --> 01:23:05,325 Pearl Song, she's my granddaughter. 1745 01:23:07,430 --> 01:23:09,812 - Hi everyone, hi, it's me again. 1746 01:23:09,846 --> 01:23:11,055 Just a quick note. 1747 01:23:11,089 --> 01:23:12,263 I've been informed that our next act 1748 01:23:12,297 --> 01:23:13,919 has a change in name. 1749 01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:15,956 Instead of the Pearl Song band, 1750 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,064 please welcome The United Colors of Bennett Song. 1751 01:23:28,106 --> 01:23:33,111 ♪ We are stars beneath the sky 1752 01:23:33,215 --> 01:23:38,392 ♪ We are roots beneath the stone ♪ 1753 01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:44,122 ♪ We offer up our lives 1754 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:48,609 ♪ We offer up our bones 1755 01:23:48,644 --> 01:23:53,649 ♪ Each one of us different yet so much the same ♪ 1756 01:23:54,753 --> 01:23:58,861 ♪ We weather the sunshine and the rain ♪ 1757 01:23:59,758 --> 01:24:01,484 ♪ Through seasons of heartache 1758 01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:04,970 ♪ Seasons of change 1759 01:24:05,005 --> 01:24:09,665 ♪ Somehow we still remain 1760 01:24:09,699 --> 01:24:14,704 ♪ We are not alone 1761 01:24:15,602 --> 01:24:18,432 ♪ Roots beneath the stone 1762 01:24:21,711 --> 01:24:26,371 ♪ We are voice upon the sand 1763 01:24:26,406 --> 01:24:31,411 ♪ Seeking answers in the dark 1764 01:24:32,584 --> 01:24:36,519 ♪ We create the future with our hands ♪ 1765 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:41,697 ♪ In the image of our hearts 1766 01:24:41,731 --> 01:24:44,113 ♪ Each one of us different 1767 01:24:44,148 --> 01:24:46,805 ♪ Yet so much the same 1768 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:51,845 ♪ We reach out for love through joy and pain ♪ 1769 01:24:52,984 --> 01:24:57,126 ♪ Pray that our struggle is not in vain ♪ 1770 01:24:58,058 --> 01:25:02,442 ♪ Somehow we still remain 1771 01:25:03,201 --> 01:25:07,964 ♪ We are not alone 1772 01:25:08,862 --> 01:25:13,211 ♪ Roots beneath the stone 1773 01:25:14,799 --> 01:25:15,869 ♪ My family give me roots 1774 01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:17,457 ♪ My family give me wings 1775 01:25:17,491 --> 01:25:18,458 ♪ We'll always eat together 1776 01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:20,184 ♪ No matter what life brings 1777 01:25:20,218 --> 01:25:22,634 ♪ My family may be crazy but they make me strong ♪ 1778 01:25:22,669 --> 01:25:25,534 ♪ We're the United Colors of Bennett Song ♪ 1779 01:25:25,568 --> 01:25:26,776 ♪ I've got a sister from Kenya 1780 01:25:26,811 --> 01:25:28,295 ♪ And a brother from Romania 1781 01:25:28,330 --> 01:25:31,160 ♪ Now here's some knowledge from my sister from Albania ♪ 1782 01:25:31,195 --> 01:25:33,438 ♪ So many siblings from Mumbai to Guatemala ♪ 1783 01:25:33,473 --> 01:25:36,338 ♪ Syria, Russia, China, Congo, Colombiana ♪ 1784 01:25:36,372 --> 01:25:37,615 ♪ But no matter where we came from ♪ 1785 01:25:37,649 --> 01:25:38,892 ♪ Our hearts all beat as one 1786 01:25:38,926 --> 01:25:40,169 ♪ Who you love or what you look like ♪ 1787 01:25:40,204 --> 01:25:41,377 ♪ You're never alone 1788 01:25:41,412 --> 01:25:42,965 ♪ When you see the world in black and white ♪ 1789 01:25:42,999 --> 01:25:44,449 ♪ Life is so much duller 1790 01:25:44,484 --> 01:25:47,107 ♪ It's so much sweeter when we live in living color ♪ 1791 01:25:57,635 --> 01:26:02,260 ♪ We are storms beneath the sky ♪ 1792 01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:07,300 ♪ We are roots beneath the stone ♪ 1793 01:26:08,232 --> 01:26:12,443 ♪ In our brief uncertain time 1794 01:26:13,651 --> 01:26:17,758 ♪ Let our light be clearly shown ♪ 1795 01:26:18,656 --> 01:26:20,036 ♪ Each one of us different 1796 01:26:20,071 --> 01:26:22,694 ♪ Yet so much the same 1797 01:26:22,729 --> 01:26:25,283 ♪ All the same soul 1798 01:26:25,318 --> 01:26:28,355 ♪ From many names 1799 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:33,395 ♪ So many fires just one flame 1800 01:26:34,292 --> 01:26:38,434 ♪ Forever we shall remain 1801 01:26:39,228 --> 01:26:43,819 ♪ We are not alone 1802 01:26:44,716 --> 01:26:49,549 ♪ Roots beneath the stone 1803 01:26:50,308 --> 01:26:53,138 ♪ We are not alone 1804 01:27:14,815 --> 01:27:17,162 - That was surprising. 1805 01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:18,267 You're really good. 1806 01:27:18,302 --> 01:27:19,751 - Thank you. 1807 01:27:19,786 --> 01:27:23,376 - I'd say the best so far, but I'm up next, so. 1808 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:25,378 I'm kidding. 1809 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:27,656 - Okay, well break a leg. 1810 01:27:27,690 --> 01:27:28,933 - Thanks. 1811 01:27:28,967 --> 01:27:30,245 I think we have the same voice teacher, 1812 01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:31,556 Miss Berthal, right? 1813 01:27:31,591 --> 01:27:32,764 - Yeah. 1814 01:27:32,799 --> 01:27:34,145 - She mentioned another one of her students 1815 01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:35,526 is applying for Grammy. 1816 01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:37,079 - Yeah, well, that's me. 1817 01:27:37,113 --> 01:27:41,394 So uh how do you know Stevie Hawkins-White? 1818 01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:43,258 - She's my aunt. 1819 01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:45,052 You must be her neighbors. 1820 01:27:45,087 --> 01:27:47,089 I've heard all about your family. 1821 01:27:47,123 --> 01:27:49,505 - That's kinda crazy. 1822 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,370 - Lila Jane, you're on deck. 1823 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:53,854 - Well, I'm up. 1824 01:27:53,889 --> 01:27:55,856 Best for last, I guess. 1825 01:27:55,891 --> 01:27:56,719 Kidding. 1826 01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:04,589 - Do you guys wanna watch her? 1827 01:28:12,977 --> 01:28:15,566 Guys, I'm still freaking out from our performance. 1828 01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,363 I mean, did you see that standing ovation? 1829 01:28:19,397 --> 01:28:20,847 I seriously think we've got this 1830 01:28:20,881 --> 01:28:23,539 unless she's really really good. 1831 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,511 ♪ And this place we're bound forever ♪ 1832 01:28:29,545 --> 01:28:33,204 ♪ Hold me close 1833 01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:37,070 ♪ Don't let me go 1834 01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:39,348 ♪ We fight sometimes 1835 01:28:39,383 --> 01:28:41,350 ♪ We kiss and make up 1836 01:28:41,385 --> 01:28:45,734 ♪ Heavy hearts and pointless breakups ♪ 1837 01:28:45,768 --> 01:28:47,839 - You know it's technically bad luck 1838 01:28:47,874 --> 01:28:48,944 to say good luck. 1839 01:28:48,978 --> 01:28:49,807 - Really? 1840 01:28:50,808 --> 01:28:51,602 Oops. 1841 01:28:53,604 --> 01:28:57,539 ♪ Be the one you always want to ♪ 1842 01:28:57,573 --> 01:29:02,509 ♪ Everlasting close enough to tell ♪ 1843 01:29:03,303 --> 01:29:07,134 ♪ You're secrets to 1844 01:29:07,169 --> 01:29:08,998 ♪ So take a seat 1845 01:29:09,033 --> 01:29:12,830 ♪ We'll watch the world go blue ♪ 1846 01:29:12,864 --> 01:29:16,074 ♪ Ooh 1847 01:29:16,109 --> 01:29:19,284 ♪ Blue [crowd applauding] 1848 01:29:19,319 --> 01:29:21,804 ♪ Ooh 1849 01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:23,772 ♪ Blue 1850 01:29:36,060 --> 01:29:38,165 - Our third place prize 1851 01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,340 of 200 dollars and dinner for four 1852 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,929 at Luca's Steak Palace goes to, 1853 01:29:44,896 --> 01:29:47,416 Let's hear it for the magic of Kent Michaels, everybody. 1854 01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:58,185 And finally, one of these next two acts 1855 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:02,051 will win our second place prize of 250 dollars 1856 01:30:02,086 --> 01:30:05,710 and dinner for four at Costa's Italian Villa. 1857 01:30:05,745 --> 01:30:07,816 And the other will win our grand prize 1858 01:30:07,850 --> 01:30:11,233 of 2,500 dollars and a three month supply 1859 01:30:11,267 --> 01:30:15,962 of meats for the whole family from Snowden Meats. 1860 01:30:15,996 --> 01:30:18,447 Second place goes to, 1861 01:30:18,482 --> 01:30:19,828 uh I could puke. 1862 01:30:22,106 --> 01:30:24,108 The United Colors of Bennet Song. 1863 01:30:30,735 --> 01:30:32,565 And our big winner is, 1864 01:30:33,911 --> 01:30:35,878 Miss Lila Jane. 1865 01:30:40,780 --> 01:30:42,229 Great job everybody. 1866 01:30:42,264 --> 01:30:43,472 One more round of applause for our big winners. 1867 01:30:58,073 --> 01:30:59,246 - Sorry, sweety. 1868 01:30:59,281 --> 01:31:00,903 You guys were awesome. 1869 01:31:00,938 --> 01:31:02,387 - You were great. 1870 01:31:04,666 --> 01:31:07,289 - You really were extraordinary. 1871 01:31:07,323 --> 01:31:08,463 - You got my vote, kiddo. 1872 01:31:08,497 --> 01:31:10,326 Keep up the good work. 1873 01:31:11,224 --> 01:31:12,225 - Very nice. 1874 01:31:16,401 --> 01:31:17,713 - Mr. Bennett, a word please. 1875 01:31:17,748 --> 01:31:18,956 - Sure. 1876 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:20,198 - This is Paul Deville, he's one of the judges 1877 01:31:20,233 --> 01:31:21,855 of the talent show. 1878 01:31:21,890 --> 01:31:23,408 - Mr. Bennett, it's been brought to our attention 1879 01:31:23,443 --> 01:31:26,446 that this young man videotaped portions of the show. 1880 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,413 - Yeah, what's the problem? 1881 01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:30,519 - Well the application of programs stipulate 1882 01:31:30,554 --> 01:31:33,798 that the show or results couldn't be taped 1883 01:31:33,833 --> 01:31:35,697 without permission from the committee. 1884 01:31:35,731 --> 01:31:37,077 Due to the risk that it would air 1885 01:31:37,112 --> 01:31:39,252 before the actual TV debut. 1886 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,254 - But other parents were taping. 1887 01:31:41,288 --> 01:31:42,704 - Well I don't know about any others 1888 01:31:42,738 --> 01:31:46,328 but I'm afraid we're gonna have to confiscate the drive. 1889 01:31:46,362 --> 01:31:48,951 You can file the paperwork online today for clearance. 1890 01:31:48,986 --> 01:31:50,643 - What, can we do it here and now? 1891 01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:52,576 - We don't have any of the paperwork here. 1892 01:31:52,610 --> 01:31:55,544 - No, I need that footage edited two days from now. 1893 01:31:55,579 --> 01:31:57,822 We won't post it anywhere, I swear. 1894 01:31:57,857 --> 01:31:59,721 - I can't do anything. 1895 01:31:59,755 --> 01:32:00,756 - Mom? 1896 01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:02,206 - Oh my god. 1897 01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,173 - Stevie, I can personally deliver the form to you tonight. 1898 01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:06,831 Can we, I mean surely you can provide that clearance. 1899 01:32:06,866 --> 01:32:09,282 - I can't tonight, I'm sorry. 1900 01:32:14,839 --> 01:32:16,427 - Dylan will you help me with my keyboard? 1901 01:32:16,461 --> 01:32:19,395 - Sure girl, let's go. 1902 01:32:19,430 --> 01:32:21,328 - What are we gonna do? 1903 01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:41,279 - Well, there's my little rockstar. 1904 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,870 And up by the crack of noon. 1905 01:32:47,803 --> 01:32:49,218 - It's spring break. 1906 01:32:49,253 --> 01:32:51,186 You're lucky the sun's still up. 1907 01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:53,913 - Ah, to be a teenager. 1908 01:32:54,258 --> 01:32:58,883 You know, I'm very proud of what you did yesterday. 1909 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,473 - But I lost. 1910 01:33:04,648 --> 01:33:06,615 And I needed that money. 1911 01:33:06,650 --> 01:33:09,204 Even more, I needed that video. 1912 01:33:09,238 --> 01:33:12,828 - Well I suppose you could look at it that way. 1913 01:33:12,863 --> 01:33:15,969 But you created art out of thin air 1914 01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:19,559 and you did it with people you love. 1915 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:20,422 - Yeah. 1916 01:33:22,355 --> 01:33:25,600 I get it, process is more important than the result. 1917 01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:26,428 - Pearl? 1918 01:33:28,154 --> 01:33:28,982 Pearl. 1919 01:33:30,674 --> 01:33:33,815 Art gives a voice to the voiceless. 1920 01:33:33,849 --> 01:33:37,646 It opens minds and hearts to progress and healing. 1921 01:33:37,681 --> 01:33:39,614 It inspires, it unites. 1922 01:33:41,857 --> 01:33:44,377 We need our stories, our songs 1923 01:33:45,516 --> 01:33:48,174 to help us through tough times. 1924 01:33:48,208 --> 01:33:50,486 Just as we need our family to lean on 1925 01:33:50,521 --> 01:33:51,867 when times are tough. 1926 01:33:51,902 --> 01:33:54,974 And guess what, kiddo, you have both. 1927 01:33:57,493 --> 01:34:00,600 - Yeah but, all I did was write a song 1928 01:34:02,567 --> 01:34:03,810 and perform it. 1929 01:34:05,191 --> 01:34:07,883 At a talent show which I lost. 1930 01:34:07,918 --> 01:34:09,920 - Hello, earth to Pearl. 1931 01:34:11,991 --> 01:34:16,443 Have you heard anything I've been saying here? 1932 01:34:16,478 --> 01:34:17,306 Pearl. 1933 01:34:18,549 --> 01:34:20,275 You did so much more. 1934 01:34:22,795 --> 01:34:25,556 My show was on for a long time. 1935 01:34:25,590 --> 01:34:26,591 It still is. 1936 01:34:27,489 --> 01:34:29,629 And many people thing Dr. Bunsen 1937 01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:31,527 was all fluff. 1938 01:34:31,562 --> 01:34:32,563 Not to kids. 1939 01:34:33,978 --> 01:34:38,051 To the kids, I was the voice of support and authority. 1940 01:34:38,086 --> 01:34:40,916 A kind adult with answers. 1941 01:34:40,951 --> 01:34:42,815 I made a difference. 1942 01:34:42,849 --> 01:34:44,092 And so can you. 1943 01:34:49,062 --> 01:34:52,065 - I never really thought about that. 1944 01:34:53,273 --> 01:34:55,897 But I mean I can see that in your fans. 1945 01:34:55,931 --> 01:34:58,658 - Hey, if I spend the rest of my days 1946 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:03,628 doing community theater or the occasional bedpan commercial, 1947 01:35:04,768 --> 01:35:06,977 I'll still be taking my audience on a journey 1948 01:35:07,011 --> 01:35:10,014 because it's not about winning or losing. 1949 01:35:10,049 --> 01:35:14,087 It's about making something that didn't exist before 1950 01:35:14,122 --> 01:35:16,193 mean something to others. 1951 01:35:17,056 --> 01:35:19,990 It's about sharing our dreams, 1952 01:35:20,024 --> 01:35:22,475 our songs, with our audience. 1953 01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,274 - Thanks, Sam. 1954 01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:31,795 G-Pa. 1955 01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:35,833 - It's all in a day's work. 1956 01:35:35,868 --> 01:35:37,628 Now if you'll excuse me. 1957 01:35:37,662 --> 01:35:39,423 I have an appointment to help your brother Patrick 1958 01:35:39,457 --> 01:35:40,700 with a dilemma. 1959 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,908 It seems that he's got a crush on a brunette 1960 01:35:41,943 --> 01:35:44,014 cutie at school. 1961 01:35:44,048 --> 01:35:47,327 - I don't have a brother named Patrick. 1962 01:35:50,503 --> 01:35:51,953 - Are you sure? 1963 01:35:51,987 --> 01:35:53,506 - I'm pretty sure. 1964 01:35:54,610 --> 01:35:55,439 - Really? 1965 01:35:56,820 --> 01:35:58,822 Blonde curly headed, 16. 1966 01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:01,203 Usually wears a ballcap. 1967 01:36:01,238 --> 01:36:04,966 - That's Patrick King, he lives like a block over. 1968 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,381 - He's not my grandson? 1969 01:36:06,415 --> 01:36:07,244 - No. 1970 01:36:09,039 --> 01:36:10,350 - Oh well. 1971 01:36:10,385 --> 01:36:12,145 Chase is always on the case. 1972 01:36:12,180 --> 01:36:14,009 I go where I'm needed. 1973 01:36:27,195 --> 01:36:29,784 - Excuse me, Mrs. Bennett. 1974 01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:31,440 - It's Doctor, actually. 1975 01:36:31,475 --> 01:36:33,097 Dr. Bennett-Song. 1976 01:36:33,132 --> 01:36:34,650 - Okay. 1977 01:36:34,685 --> 01:36:37,170 Look, I went through a lot of trouble to get you this file. 1978 01:36:37,205 --> 01:36:38,758 - It's been three days. 1979 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:41,209 Did you get my text, my emails? 1980 01:36:41,243 --> 01:36:42,900 - You should be thanking me. 1981 01:36:42,935 --> 01:36:44,143 - I'm sure. 1982 01:36:44,177 --> 01:36:46,145 And this would have been great yesterday. 1983 01:36:46,179 --> 01:36:48,009 Before today's delivery deadline. 1984 01:36:48,043 --> 01:36:51,598 - Look, I know we haven't gotten along on the best foot. 1985 01:36:51,633 --> 01:36:53,186 But I'm on my way to the mayor's right now 1986 01:36:53,221 --> 01:36:55,395 to speak to him about the noise ordinance. 1987 01:36:55,430 --> 01:36:57,121 We don't run halfway houses here. 1988 01:36:57,156 --> 01:36:59,537 - Whoah, I'm sorry, did you just call my family 1989 01:36:59,572 --> 01:37:00,745 a halfway house? 1990 01:37:00,780 --> 01:37:01,954 - I didn't mean it like that. 1991 01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:03,472 - No, no, did you? 1992 01:37:03,507 --> 01:37:05,958 - Did you say you're going to the mayor right now? 1993 01:37:05,992 --> 01:37:07,476 - Yeah I have a private meeting. 1994 01:37:07,511 --> 01:37:08,684 - You know what, you're right. 1995 01:37:08,719 --> 01:37:10,100 We did get off on the wrong foot 1996 01:37:10,134 --> 01:37:12,827 and we're going to try to be better neighbors. 1997 01:37:12,861 --> 01:37:15,933 But um, it's quite the scorcher today. 1998 01:37:15,968 --> 01:37:17,279 Could I send you off with a cup 1999 01:37:17,314 --> 01:37:20,593 of the Bennett's famous blackberry tea? 2000 01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,215 - Yeah, that'll be lovely. 2001 01:37:22,250 --> 01:37:23,768 - Cool, all right. 2002 01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:37,230 - Hey Pearl, come here for a sec. 2003 01:37:37,265 --> 01:37:38,266 - I'm not gonna step in a nut 2004 01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:40,095 and get shipped to Burma, am I? 2005 01:37:40,130 --> 01:37:41,338 - Don't give me any ideas. 2006 01:37:41,372 --> 01:37:43,236 I just wanna show you something. 2007 01:37:43,271 --> 01:37:45,652 - You've hacked NOAH and don't want my help 2008 01:37:45,687 --> 01:37:48,276 stopping global thermonuclear war? 2009 01:37:48,310 --> 01:37:52,211 - Again with the ideas, just come here. 2010 01:37:52,245 --> 01:37:53,937 - All right. 2011 01:37:53,971 --> 01:37:55,490 - Well you know how you told me to upload your video 2012 01:37:55,524 --> 01:37:56,525 a month ago? 2013 01:37:58,044 --> 01:38:00,391 - I haven't watched it lately, but sure. 2014 01:38:00,426 --> 01:38:02,635 - Well I did a little demographic research 2015 01:38:02,669 --> 01:38:05,431 and developed my own algorithms. 2016 01:38:05,465 --> 01:38:06,708 And watch this. 2017 01:38:10,436 --> 01:38:12,231 ♪ We are stars 2018 01:38:12,265 --> 01:38:13,094 - Wait. 2019 01:38:15,820 --> 01:38:16,649 Wait. 2020 01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,447 That's, that can't be right. 2021 01:38:21,481 --> 01:38:22,551 - It's right. 2022 01:38:24,001 --> 01:38:27,591 - That's six million views, Frank. 2023 01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:29,869 - Look, that's not all. - Oh my god! 2024 01:38:29,904 --> 01:38:32,078 - I'm not finished yet. 2025 01:38:32,113 --> 01:38:33,459 Once it hit a million views, 2026 01:38:33,493 --> 01:38:35,219 I was able to sell ad space 2027 01:38:35,254 --> 01:38:39,603 and as of this morning, we have made, 2,435 dollars. 2028 01:38:43,262 --> 01:38:44,125 - What? 2029 01:38:45,436 --> 01:38:46,851 - Yeah, without even selling dad's belt 2030 01:38:46,886 --> 01:38:48,957 you could still afford to pay for your camp. 2031 01:38:48,992 --> 01:38:50,648 - But it's too late. 2032 01:38:52,029 --> 01:38:53,272 With my band out of town, 2033 01:38:53,306 --> 01:38:54,618 I have to send them some lame solo tape 2034 01:38:54,652 --> 01:38:56,585 and I didn't get accepted. 2035 01:38:56,620 --> 01:38:58,933 - Sorry, I didn't know. 2036 01:38:58,967 --> 01:39:00,865 - Do you realize what you've done? 2037 01:39:00,900 --> 01:39:02,833 A camp doesn't even... 2038 01:39:02,867 --> 01:39:06,699 You put my music in the ears of six million people, Frank. 2039 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,494 That's amazing. 2040 01:39:08,528 --> 01:39:11,704 And you keep the money, all right. 2041 01:39:11,738 --> 01:39:13,361 I have 11 months till next year 2042 01:39:13,395 --> 01:39:18,159 and apparently, six million new fans. 2043 01:39:18,573 --> 01:39:20,333 - That's not the end of it. 2044 01:39:20,368 --> 01:39:22,232 - How can this day get any better? 2045 01:39:22,266 --> 01:39:27,030 - Well, I got this email from the Sunshine Maddox Show. 2046 01:39:27,064 --> 01:39:28,169 - What? 2047 01:39:28,203 --> 01:39:29,204 - Read this. 2048 01:39:30,654 --> 01:39:34,002 - Dear Mr. Bennett, we at the Sunshine in the Morning 2049 01:39:34,037 --> 01:39:35,866 blah blah blah. 2050 01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,695 We loved your video and would like your band 2051 01:39:37,730 --> 01:39:42,735 and family to appear on the show in the next few weeks? 2052 01:39:43,460 --> 01:39:44,530 Oh my gosh, Frank! 2053 01:39:44,564 --> 01:39:46,394 Dude, this is amazing! 2054 01:39:49,466 --> 01:39:50,605 Frank? 2055 01:39:50,639 --> 01:39:51,882 - Yeah? 2056 01:39:51,916 --> 01:39:54,747 - Two things, one, thank you so much. 2057 01:39:56,093 --> 01:39:57,577 - You're welcome. 2058 01:39:57,612 --> 01:40:01,926 - And two, please don't tell anyone I hugged you. 2059 01:40:01,961 --> 01:40:03,204 - Not a chance. 2060 01:40:07,967 --> 01:40:10,280 - Yes, yes I have been, but, 2061 01:40:11,626 --> 01:40:12,454 well no. 2062 01:40:13,386 --> 01:40:14,215 I mean, 2063 01:40:16,562 --> 01:40:17,390 what? 2064 01:40:19,358 --> 01:40:20,635 - Hey, babe. 2065 01:40:20,669 --> 01:40:22,568 Everybody's in the car, you ready to go? 2066 01:40:22,602 --> 01:40:24,225 - I'll be there in a second. 2067 01:40:24,259 --> 01:40:25,088 - Okay. 2068 01:40:29,885 --> 01:40:31,128 - Are you sure? 2069 01:40:33,924 --> 01:40:34,752 Okay. 2070 01:40:36,168 --> 01:40:37,617 I'm leaving town. 2071 01:40:41,414 --> 01:40:43,485 I'll see you on Thursday. 2072 01:41:13,101 --> 01:41:14,999 - Weren't they amazing! 2073 01:41:20,453 --> 01:41:23,215 So we heard before that astounding performance 2074 01:41:23,249 --> 01:41:26,494 just how this lovely family came to be. 2075 01:41:26,528 --> 01:41:30,049 And I hear that you wrote that song. 2076 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:31,775 And I hear that you've written several, is that right? 2077 01:41:31,809 --> 01:41:34,985 - Yes ma'am, I've written quite a few. 2078 01:41:35,019 --> 01:41:36,262 - Well that's impressive. 2079 01:41:36,297 --> 01:41:38,437 And you wanna be a singer-songwriter? 2080 01:41:38,471 --> 01:41:40,818 - Absolutely, but I, well, 2081 01:41:40,853 --> 01:41:42,441 wewouldn't be here if it weren't 2082 01:41:42,475 --> 01:41:44,201 for my computer-wiz brother. 2083 01:41:44,236 --> 01:41:47,066 - Ah, so you're the reason. 2084 01:41:47,101 --> 01:41:49,586 Well, you and your sister must be very close. 2085 01:41:49,620 --> 01:41:54,004 - No, we actually didn't get along at first. 2086 01:41:54,038 --> 01:41:57,904 - Oh, well that's not what I was expecting. 2087 01:41:57,939 --> 01:41:59,251 - Oh no, but she's okay now. 2088 01:41:59,285 --> 01:42:00,286 She stood up for my little sister 2089 01:42:00,321 --> 01:42:01,874 and called some bully-- 2090 01:42:01,908 --> 01:42:06,016 - I don't think we need to hear that story here today. 2091 01:42:06,050 --> 01:42:08,536 - Well this family is full of surprises. 2092 01:42:08,570 --> 01:42:10,883 And we love surprises here at Sunshine in the Morning, 2093 01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:12,402 don't we audience? 2094 01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:18,166 Well first we heard that transportation is a challenge. 2095 01:42:18,201 --> 01:42:22,446 So back home, we have two vans with seating for 18. 2096 01:42:27,279 --> 01:42:29,212 And all Pearl could talk about was her brother's 2097 01:42:29,246 --> 01:42:31,938 incredible software invention. 2098 01:42:31,973 --> 01:42:36,667 So with her help, we have an offer from JQ Robotics 2099 01:42:36,702 --> 01:42:39,014 for an internship working with the company 2100 01:42:39,049 --> 01:42:42,708 to develop his software to launch worldwide. 2101 01:42:44,088 --> 01:42:46,988 - That's amazing, thank you! 2102 01:42:47,022 --> 01:42:49,542 - Now I understand that you have one in college 2103 01:42:49,577 --> 01:42:52,925 and seven more in the next six years, is that right? 2104 01:42:52,959 --> 01:42:54,237 - Um, I haven't, 2105 01:42:55,962 --> 01:42:58,655 I haven't done that math just yet. 2106 01:42:58,689 --> 01:43:02,624 - Well, one of our sponsors, Freeman International Textiles 2107 01:43:02,659 --> 01:43:05,282 would like to hire you for a series of ads 2108 01:43:05,317 --> 01:43:07,491 for their international inspired clothing line, 2109 01:43:07,526 --> 01:43:09,044 Gypsy Chic. 2110 01:43:09,079 --> 01:43:10,736 And they'd like to pay you 2111 01:43:10,770 --> 01:43:13,911 with a 150,000 dollar college fund. 2112 01:43:18,053 --> 01:43:20,849 So now besides all the tech help, 2113 01:43:20,884 --> 01:43:22,989 we do know that this all started with a dream 2114 01:43:23,024 --> 01:43:24,715 of a 14 year old girl. 2115 01:43:24,750 --> 01:43:25,854 Is that right? 2116 01:43:25,889 --> 01:43:27,201 - Well 15 now. 2117 01:43:27,235 --> 01:43:29,962 And I did originally for a spot at Grammy camp 2118 01:43:29,996 --> 01:43:33,655 but I mean, this is the best day of my life. 2119 01:43:35,381 --> 01:43:38,246 - Mom, do you have what we asked you to bring? 2120 01:43:38,281 --> 01:43:39,247 - I sure do. 2121 01:43:43,078 --> 01:43:45,805 - So we made a call to a few of our friends 2122 01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:48,291 and we shared your video. 2123 01:43:48,325 --> 01:43:50,983 And when your family flies home in two days, 2124 01:43:51,017 --> 01:43:53,123 you'll be staying here in New York 2125 01:43:53,157 --> 01:43:55,194 to begin your first week of camp. 2126 01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:57,300 - Dude, are you for real? 2127 01:43:58,162 --> 01:43:59,681 Oh God! 2128 01:43:59,716 --> 01:44:02,477 - Well we just love surprises, right audience? 2129 01:44:02,512 --> 01:44:04,307 Now I'd just like to take this moment to thank 2130 01:44:04,341 --> 01:44:07,724 the lovely United Colors of Bennett Song and Family 2131 01:44:07,758 --> 01:44:11,037 for gracing our stage with their talents today. 2132 01:44:11,072 --> 01:44:13,350 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. 2133 01:44:13,385 --> 01:44:17,251 We have one more gift for you from one of our sponsors. 2134 01:44:17,285 --> 01:44:19,356 - Okay, I get this one. 2135 01:44:19,391 --> 01:44:22,566 A private jet for our family to fly around on. 2136 01:44:22,601 --> 01:44:24,119 Yeah, yeah, right? 2137 01:44:24,982 --> 01:44:27,088 - No, this is a tiny one. 2138 01:44:28,192 --> 01:44:32,024 We have a 2,000 dollar gift card 2139 01:44:32,058 --> 01:44:35,372 from Blushing Babies Furniture and more. 2140 01:44:36,891 --> 01:44:37,719 - Um. 2141 01:44:39,859 --> 01:44:43,622 Our, our youngest is four? 2142 01:44:43,794 --> 01:44:45,313 I mean thank you. 2143 01:44:45,348 --> 01:44:48,040 But I don't even really see how. 2144 01:44:48,868 --> 01:44:53,287 Oh, unless you... 2145 01:44:59,672 --> 01:45:02,123 - You're gonna be a big sister, Billie. 2146 01:45:02,157 --> 01:45:03,987 - I am, I'll be a good big sister 2147 01:45:04,021 --> 01:45:05,333 just like Pearl. 2148 01:45:07,231 --> 01:45:09,130 - Yes you will. 2149 01:45:11,166 --> 01:45:15,757 Oh, I got an A in my science project. 2150 01:45:15,964 --> 01:45:19,416 But honestly I can't say I know a whole lot 2151 01:45:19,451 --> 01:45:23,386 about DNA and how it shapes our identity. 2152 01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:25,319 I do agree with my teacher that it's hard 2153 01:45:25,353 --> 01:45:26,906 to look at families and be able to argue 2154 01:45:26,941 --> 01:45:29,392 against some higher power at work. 2155 01:45:29,426 --> 01:45:31,946 But it can't all be chemistry. 2156 01:45:33,706 --> 01:45:37,089 Science may eventually come up with all the explanations. 2157 01:45:37,123 --> 01:45:40,403 But that doesn't deny the existence of 2158 01:45:40,437 --> 01:45:42,474 miracles in my book. 2159 01:45:43,716 --> 01:45:45,718 Most of my classmates focused on their eyes, 2160 01:45:45,753 --> 01:45:47,410 ears, noses, mouths, 2161 01:45:48,618 --> 01:45:50,240 in showing how their identity was carved 2162 01:45:50,274 --> 01:45:52,829 from generations of family DNA. 2163 01:45:54,831 --> 01:45:59,422 My biological parents gave me the greatest gift of all. 2164 01:46:00,388 --> 01:46:03,667 What I got from their sacrifice is this... 2165 01:46:03,702 --> 01:46:05,117 - Do we have a cat? 2166 01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:09,880 - Crazy, chaotic miracle of love that is my family. 2167 01:46:11,434 --> 01:46:13,988 There's no denying that wherever I go 2168 01:46:14,022 --> 01:46:17,232 and whatever I create in this world, 2169 01:46:17,267 --> 01:46:20,408 they are the biggest part of who I am. 2170 01:46:22,928 --> 01:46:27,933 ♪ We are fires upon the sand 2171 01:46:28,830 --> 01:46:32,972 ♪ Seeking answers in the dark 2172 01:46:34,146 --> 01:46:38,184 ♪ We create the future with our hands ♪ 2173 01:46:39,082 --> 01:46:43,224 ♪ In the image of our heart 2174 01:46:43,258 --> 01:46:45,675 ♪ Each one of us different 2175 01:46:45,709 --> 01:46:48,505 ♪ Yet so much the same 2176 01:46:48,540 --> 01:46:53,545 ♪ We reach out for love through joy and pain ♪ 2177 01:46:54,684 --> 01:46:58,791 ♪ Pray that our struggle is not in vain ♪ 2178 01:46:59,689 --> 01:47:04,418 ♪ Somehow we still remain 2179 01:47:05,177 --> 01:47:09,630 ♪ We are not alone 2180 01:47:10,527 --> 01:47:14,807 ♪ Roots beneath the stone 2181 01:47:16,430 --> 01:47:17,500 ♪ My family give me roots 2182 01:47:17,534 --> 01:47:19,053 ♪ My family give me wings 2183 01:47:19,087 --> 01:47:20,226 ♪ We'll always eat together 2184 01:47:20,261 --> 01:47:21,883 ♪ No matter what life brings 2185 01:47:21,918 --> 01:47:24,334 ♪ My family may be crazy but they make me strong ♪ 2186 01:47:24,368 --> 01:47:27,130 ♪ We're the United Colors of Bennett Song ♪ 2187 01:47:27,164 --> 01:47:28,338 ♪ I've got a sister from Kenya 2188 01:47:28,372 --> 01:47:29,995 ♪ And a brother from Romania 2189 01:47:30,029 --> 01:47:32,963 ♪ Now here's some knowledge from my sister from Albania ♪ 2190 01:47:32,998 --> 01:47:35,103 ♪ So many siblings from Mumbai to Guatemala ♪ 2191 01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:37,968 ♪ Syria, Russia, China, Congo, Colombiana ♪ 2192 01:47:38,003 --> 01:47:39,314 ♪ But no matter where we came from ♪ 2193 01:47:39,349 --> 01:47:40,592 ♪ Our hearts all beat as one 2194 01:47:40,626 --> 01:47:41,834 ♪ Who you love or what you look like ♪ 2195 01:47:41,869 --> 01:47:43,111 ♪ You're never alone 2196 01:47:43,146 --> 01:47:44,630 ♪ When you see the world in black and white ♪ 2197 01:47:44,665 --> 01:47:46,149 ♪ Life is so much duller 2198 01:47:46,183 --> 01:47:48,841 ♪ It's so much sweeter when we live in living color ♪ 145331

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