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♪ I got my heart
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♪ My hands, my
family, your friends ♪
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♪ My soul, my song
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♪ But keep on pushing on
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♪ Nothing me can stop me
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♪ 'Cause I know what's mine
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♪ I'm gonna light up
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♪ And let it shine
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- Not bad, guys.
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So, what do you think?
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- That's hot, and
we're hot playing it.
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- Just missing one thing.
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- I swear, it would
be easier for me
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to skin a cow and
make my own drum kit,
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than it would be to find a
decent girl drummer around here.
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- You wouldn't really skin
a cow, would you Pearl?
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- Hey, did ask at
the store downtown?
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- Only four girls
take lessons there.
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Two are just beginning,
one has a band already,
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and the last has
a dad that thinks
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rock is Satan's tool, so.
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- You know, it doesn't
have to be a girl.
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We could use a little
testosterone in here.
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- Yeah, Stef, I
know you'd love it
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if we stacked cute boys
along the back wall,
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but I really want my music to
be empowering to other girls.
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[Stef sighing]
I've got seven months
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'til the Grammy Camp deadline
and a ton of cash to raise.
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- Don't worry, Pearl,
you'll make it.
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- The competition
is fierce, Kara.
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The top two campus
get to go on tour
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with Torno Pilots and
Luminous Hearts for two weeks.
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And I mean, I have no idea how
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I'm actually going
to raise this money.
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My dad said he'd cover
half, but who knows?
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- How much do you really need?
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- 5,000, less the 612 I've
raised over the past ten months.
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- That's like, what, four--
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- If we can find a
drummer, get a few gigs,
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my dad actually comes
through with this money--
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- Hey, chatting isn't
getting us anywhere.
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Let's play.
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- Uh, do you wanna start
at the top of her song?
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[light acoustic guitar]
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- And don't forget, Flossy
Frog is your friend, bye.
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Sugar?
- Mm?
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- I'm having trouble reading
on of your codes on this chart.
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- Which one?
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- Um, LB2, the second bicuspid,
DC1 descending canine,
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oh, here, what is the
one that looks like HDA?
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- Oh, that's a new code,
hot dad alert, mm-hmm.
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- Seriously?
- Yes, mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm?
- Oh, he's hot.
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- Look, I appreciated
the bad breath warning,
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but can you at least faint
a tiny bit of decorum?
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I didn't exactly hire
you for your name.
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- Oh, no.
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My mama gave me a perfectly
acceptable southern name,
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and it suits me to a T.
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Get it. [laughing]
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- Okay, but a grown
woman named Sugar Cain
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in a dentist's office is a
bit ironic, don't you think?
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- I know your mama, mm-hmm.
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You're lucky she
had you 40 years ago
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'cause in her present state,
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she would have
named you Pop Song.
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- Ah, this morning she asked me
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to brush the back of her
hair with a remote control.
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- Bless her heart.
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- Yeah, well, anyway,
no more hot dad alerts.
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I'm in no position to
do anything about it
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even if they are single.
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- Hey, listen.
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You're too young and too pretty
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to waste away in the mom mobile
for the rest of your life.
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- You know, I like my
life, thank you very much.
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Anyway, keep the
codes tooth relevant.
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We do get audited, you know.
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- Dr. Song's dentist office.
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- Hi.
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- Hey.
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- I'm Dr. Song.
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- I'm Cole and this
is my daughter, Janis.
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- Nice to meet you, Janis.
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- Hi, I'm Janis.
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I was named after the famous
musician, Janis Joplin.
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- I love Janis Joplin.
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Let's take a look.
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- Um, Janis is a little
bit nervous about dentists.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Ah, you got recommended
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on the deaf chat boards.
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How did you come to learn ASL?
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- Oh, my ex had a little
brother that was deaf.
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It's a comfort to some
of my younger patients.
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Don't talk to my 14 year
old daughter, though.
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She delights in the fact
that her favorite uncle,
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taught her all the bad
words in sign language.
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- Well, you, ah,
have a teenager?
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- Yes, indeed, in fact.
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Well, it looks like your dad
just earned a lollipop, too.
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- You have grape?
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- What kind of two-bit operation
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do you think we're running here?
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- I'm not sure.
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- Let's get to work.
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Open your mouth.
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You can sing a Janis Joplin song
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while we're doing
this, if you'd like.
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Mm-hmm, great teeth, who's
your dentist? [laughing]
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Well, Janis, it looks
like you need a filling,
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but I have some giggle juice
that will fix you right up,
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and you won't feel a thing.
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Unless I lose control
of my tickle hand.
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Ah, I will be right back.
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- She seems nice.
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Tell me the truth, was it you?
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Did you eat the cookies?
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- I'm not scared, Daddy.
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She's really nice.
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- Yeah, sweetheart,
she is really nice.
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- And she has a daughter
about the same age as me,
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and her breath doesn't smell
like bologna like Dr. Dustbins.
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- His name is Dr. Dreslin,
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and no she doesn't
smell like bologna.
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- And she's single.
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Did you notice
that she has an ex?
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- And single.
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- She signs and she's smart.
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- I noticed.
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- She's really pretty.
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Did you notice that?
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- Yes, sweetheart, I think
Dr. Song is very smart.
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She's nice and she's
very, very pretty.
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And she's probably standing
right behind me right now.
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Isn't she?
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- Yes, daddy.
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- You think there's any chance
she didn't hear all that?
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- Nope.
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- Hmm.
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- Um, I'm sorry to interrupt
but I forgot to ask
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our patient if she prefers
bubblegum, peppermint
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or chocolate flavor.
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- I think our
little troublemaker
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would like chocolate.
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- Okay.
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- Way to go.
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- Mira, was I wrong?
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- Oh no.
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He's very attractive.
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- He's yummy.
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Did I mention he's a widower?
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- And where did you get
that piece of information?
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- Ooh let me talk--
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- I don't wanna know
what laws you've broken
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in the interest of
playing matchmaker.
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- Ooh, right there.
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- Oh, hey.
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- Bye, Dr. Song.
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- Yeah, thank you so much.
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I've never seen
my daughter smile
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leaving the dentist before.
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- Oh well she is a joy.
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And don't forget, Janis.
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Flossy frog is your boyfriend.
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I mean friend.
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He's not your
boyfriend, that's crazy.
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I don't know why I.
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Don't forget to floss.
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- Oh, bye.
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- You've been hitting
the novocaine, doc?
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'Cause you're
drooling a little bit
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like right there.
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What was that?
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- I don't know.
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- So um,
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I was thinking maybe we
could do coffee sometime?
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Or not, um.
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Yeah, you probably
get this all the time.
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Um, I'm sorry, I'm
not good at this.
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Bye.
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- I'd love to sometime
get coffee, sure.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
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- Um, I'll call you.
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- Okay.
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Did I just agree to a date?
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- Well, it's hard to say since
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there really wasn't
a complete sentence
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in the entire exchange?
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- Why did I just say yes?
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- 'Cause he's hot and single.
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And you haven't gotten
any in three years,
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and roomie, I don't think
that's good for you.
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- Stop it, I have
a very full life.
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- Mhmm.
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- Very full, and it's
not going anywhere.
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But no one's gonna knowingly
take on my lovely baggage.
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- Who said anything
about luggage?
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It's just coffee.
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And then maybe some dessert
later, okay? [laughing]
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- Okay, get out of here!
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So what do you do?
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- I um,
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- Dog manicurist with a little
brain surgery on the side?
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00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,813
- Close, yeah.
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No.
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I uh, I opened up my own
gym about a year ago.
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And I used to be an MMA fighter.
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I decided to finally
pursue my dreams, I guess.
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- Good for you.
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Yeah that's brave,
with a kid too
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to take a chance like that.
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- Yeah.
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Sometimes stepping out of
that ring makes me feel old.
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But most of the time,
makes me feel younger.
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- It's kind of like parenting.
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- Yeah, but with
far less bruises
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and a lot less tears.
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- Which?
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Parenting or martial arts?
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- Parenting.
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- Super tough?
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- Mhmm.
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I haven't done this dating
thing in a long time.
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- Oh my.
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You thought this was a date?
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- Yeah, I mean I thought, um.
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- I'm kidding.
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No, I make stupid
jokes when I'm nervous.
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I haven't done this in
a long while either.
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- We'll get through it together.
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So, uh, I know you're a dentist
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unless that's just a
front for your real gig,
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touring ventriloquist
act with Flossy the frog.
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- Busted. [laughing]
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- Oh, come on old man.
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You're gonna have to lay
off the kid's happy meals
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if you wanna keep up.
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- I've flattened out
punks bigger than you
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long before you had
your first burger.
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- You know when you tell
me how old you, are,
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not just napkins come back.
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- True.
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So did I tell you I went
on a date last night?
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- Date?
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Mmm.
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You know what, I might
be a little punch drunk
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from that kick, but I
thought you said something
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about a date.
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00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,544
- Yeah, you did.
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00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,961
- Wow, really?
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All right.
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So you're telling me
that after all this time
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that I've been trying
to help you out,
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help you get hooked up,
257
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,488
you figured it out for yourself?
258
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:20,834
- Yeah.
259
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:22,836
- That's awesome, man.
260
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,769
Okay, well don't hold out on me.
261
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,083
Give me the deets,
what's going on?
262
00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,982
- I met her when I took
Janis to the dentist.
263
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:34,365
- Oh, picking up ladies
in the waiting room.
264
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,574
That is some advanced stuff.
265
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,508
- No, she actually
was the dentist.
266
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,647
- Pff, even better.
267
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,269
Picking up doctors, that's dope.
268
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:43,132
Congrats.
269
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,617
All right, well.
270
00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:47,861
Million dollar question.
271
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:48,862
Does she know?
272
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:49,863
- Oh no, no.
273
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:51,900
Way too early.
274
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,142
I mean I know it's impossible
275
00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:55,248
but it's nice to
sit down and talk
276
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,456
to a grownup for a change.
277
00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:57,906
- Dude.
278
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:01,012
- No, no, someone not
trying to punch my face in.
279
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,531
- Oh, well you know what,
280
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,085
she's a woman, give her time.
281
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,707
Oh, all right well,
282
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:09,331
tell me more about her.
283
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,332
What is she like?
284
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,574
Is she hot?
285
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,024
How old is she?
286
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:14,854
More importantly, does she
have a gullible younger sister
287
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,096
that I can you know?
288
00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,235
- She's gorgeous.
289
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,549
And, uh, forty-ish I'd say.
290
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,278
Smarter than me, like Sarah.
291
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,796
- Well to your
credit, you have taken
292
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:29,351
a few more shots to the head.
293
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:31,491
[sighing]
294
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:34,045
So, when's the next date?
295
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,426
- I don't know.
296
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,772
How long are you
supposed to wait anyways?
297
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,705
- My man, you've come
to the right place
298
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,327
for advice about the
ladies, all right?
299
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:43,365
Okay, first things
first, all right?
300
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,816
You gotta stop being so nice
all the time, all right?
301
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,473
Dude like I get it, that's
probably your character.
302
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,441
It's lovely, but women like guys
303
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,615
who have a little bit
more mystery going on,
304
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,100
little more edge.
305
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,826
All right, stop with the
nice guy stuff, all right?
306
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,035
- Okay.
307
00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,864
I mean I've been out of
the game for a minute
308
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,694
but I think women
like nice still.
309
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,353
And I'm pretty sure they don't
like being called chicks.
310
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,872
- Whatever man, okay?
311
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,393
It's just, number two is
your wardrobe, all right?
312
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,050
First of all, pick
something that looks like
313
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,430
it came from this decade.
314
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,916
Second of all, show
off those guns, dude.
315
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,021
Women love muscles, all right.
316
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,574
You know, show off
the six pack, or.
317
00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:23,163
All right, my bad.
318
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,164
But you know what I'm saying.
319
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,683
Just bring her to the gym.
320
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,374
She'll love that, seeing you
flex and fight and stuff.
321
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,962
- Here's what I think.
322
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:30,999
I think your advice
is about as on point
323
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,656
as your head kick and
your sparring game.
324
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,520
So I say we get back
to working on that.
325
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,383
- Right.
326
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:43,183
- So there was all this
excitement and then
327
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,911
nine years later,
it was all gone.
328
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,086
Hollywood stopped calling.
329
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,880
Grandma got sick.
330
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,055
We moved back to Michigan.
331
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,300
Dad tried to revive his career
332
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:59,406
but mom didn't wanna
move back to LA.
333
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:04,101
Eventually she just
moved to Sweden.
334
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,103
- Oh my gosh,
that's unbelievable.
335
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,897
- Can't make this stuff up.
336
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,382
- But Mr. Bunsen is your dad?
337
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,935
- Yeah.
338
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,730
- TV's most lovable
science teacher?
339
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,593
- Right.
340
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,630
- God, my, hah.
341
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,633
My brother in law Adam was
obsessed with scientific method.
342
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:23,016
He used to beg us to watch
it with him every Saturday.
343
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:27,296
- It's crazy, those episodes
still air 30 years later.
344
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:28,953
Dad can't even walk
down the street
345
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,819
without getting mugged for
pictures and autographs.
346
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:36,098
But to tell you the
truth, he loves it.
347
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:40,551
- I mean, that must
have been a shadow.
348
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,794
I mean to a kid like Adam,
349
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,555
your dad was like
this perfect adult
350
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,419
with all the answers.
351
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,766
Always there for
those misfit kids.
352
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,458
But in reality it must have
been hard to share your dad.
353
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,840
- It's funny, most
people don't get that.
354
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:56,153
Like yeah, when we
moved back to Michigan,
355
00:16:56,187 --> 00:17:00,260
being Sam Bennett's son was
a reason to get picked on.
356
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:03,677
They used to call me Hollyweird.
357
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,679
But that's what got
me into martial arts,
358
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,716
to stand up for myself.
359
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,787
- It's a wonder why
I became a dentist.
360
00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,068
- Oh, that was good.
361
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,173
- It was fast.
362
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,553
- I know.
363
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,558
- You talking
about the fighting,
364
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,216
it's funny how those certain
moments in your childhood
365
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,666
change your path.
366
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,120
- So you became a dentist
to extract the teeth
367
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,500
of your enemies?
368
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,573
- Well, yeah, yeah of course.
369
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:39,161
But no, no, I mean.
370
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:43,890
That 1983 blizzard when
everything closed down
371
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:44,822
for a week?
372
00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,826
My dad started reading
Pearl S. Buck's "Good Earth"
373
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,724
aloud by the fire.
374
00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,209
And the lights and
the heat came back on
375
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,073
but we were so into it
376
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,145
we spent every night after that
377
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,768
huddled around the
candle, listening.
378
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,632
- That's a really
beautiful memory.
379
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,116
- Yeah.
380
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:06,015
And in hindsight, it
explains my fascination
381
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,879
with Asia and other cultures.
382
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:10,330
It was like, it was
this whole other world
383
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,608
no one knew anything about.
384
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,405
Now I have a
daughter named Pearl.
385
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,545
Did I tell you she's from China?
386
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,408
- Uh, no.
387
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:25,034
Did I tell you Janis is adopted?
388
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,140
- Oh, that's fantastic.
389
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,348
- Yeah.
390
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:31,006
- It's the best
thing I ever did.
391
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,732
- Kids.
392
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,527
- Kids.
393
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,671
Oh, I gotta go.
394
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,467
My kid's swim party just ended.
395
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,882
- Okay.
396
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,264
Um, we should do this again.
397
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,644
- I'd like that.
398
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,544
All right, bye.
399
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:52,407
- Bye.
400
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:57,722
Oh gosh.
401
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,394
Did you really think
I was gonna answer
402
00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:17,501
any of your seven texts
while I'm on a date?
403
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,537
- Hey, I am like
Dr. Frankenstein
404
00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,470
and you are my creation!
405
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:24,163
- So it went really really well.
406
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:28,201
But um, I gotta tell her soon.
407
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:32,861
- Oh, no no no,
too soon, too soon.
408
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:35,726
- Yeah but it's not fair.
409
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,899
I feel like I'm lying.
410
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,108
She left her phone behind.
411
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,940
- Oh no, no that's good.
412
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,183
I know that trick.
413
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,736
That's the whole leave
something behind trick.
414
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:46,978
She has to see you now.
415
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,635
- Yeah, no, but she
said she was gonna go
416
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,947
pick up her kid.
417
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,536
And this is from
some dude named Paulo
418
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:56,160
saying, "Are you
coming, I'm ready now."
419
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,093
So here I am worried
about whether or not
420
00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,301
I'm telling her the truth
421
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,959
and she's running off to
meet some latin lover.
422
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,685
- Dude, harsh.
423
00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,274
- Yeah well, so
much for re-entering
424
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,758
the dating scene.
425
00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,504
- This is
obnoxious, dude,
426
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,713
you can't like, seriously?
427
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,163
- Ah, hi, is this?
428
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,443
- Okay, you need to chill
about this boy, all right?
429
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,203
You've been single
for what, three days?
430
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,273
Hold, please.
431
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,034
Stranger danger.
432
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:44,967
There's this random
dude at the door.
433
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:48,281
I don't know, he's kind
of cute for an old dude.
434
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,903
Screenshot this old
geezer in case he's here
435
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,974
under nefarious purposes.
436
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,080
I gotta go, right, later.
437
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:58,049
- Um, so, I'm pretty sure this,
438
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,879
- Oh, that voice.
439
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,019
Who's the old dude?
440
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,986
Are you really getting
desperate enough
441
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:08,439
to open your dating
pool to senior citizens?
442
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,302
Smart.
443
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,202
- I'm pretty sure I have
the right house, and your--
444
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,898
- Toni said she was
gonna cut off my hair
445
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,658
and make a throw rug out of it.
446
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,142
I like my hair and I don't think
447
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,765
it would make a very good rug.
448
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,629
- I wasn't actually
going to do it.
449
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,113
It was just a
science experiment.
450
00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,597
- Toni, what science
experiment would involve you
451
00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:30,841
threatening your sister
with household utensils?
452
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,636
- We're studying bees.
453
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,879
Bees teach us a valuable lesson.
454
00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:36,156
You might be small.
455
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:38,780
You might be tiny in a
world full of giants.
456
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,195
- Yes?
457
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:41,817
- When you're chasing
somebody with a sharp object,
458
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,681
people will still run away.
459
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:45,752
- You guys, I'm trying
to get the baby down.
460
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:47,651
- I'm not a baby, Emmy.
461
00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:50,205
- I know Theodore,
you're a big boy.
462
00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,414
- Sorry, Em, I'll
get things sorted.
463
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,829
Night night Theo.
464
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,453
- Night night, don't
let the dead buds bite.
465
00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,732
- That's bedbugs
Theo, not dead bugs.
466
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:02,044
- If there were dead bugs,
they couldn't even bite.
467
00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,977
- There is live bugs in the bed?
468
00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,979
- No, baby, it's an expression.
469
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,361
Oh, I'm not a baby, Emmy.
470
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,225
- I know Theo, I know.
471
00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,884
- Has somebody fed the cat?
472
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:16,231
- Grandma, we don't have a cat.
473
00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,681
- Oh, did he die?
474
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,718
Why wasn't I told?
475
00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:23,894
- No, we never had
a cat, grandma.
476
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,999
- Oh well, good.
477
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,347
They're insufferable beasts.
478
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:38,287
- Uh, so I'm pretty sure
this is the right house.
479
00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:43,154
You're Pearl, and this is
Susan Song's house, right?
480
00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:45,018
- Yeah, maybe.
481
00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:46,641
Who are you?
482
00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:47,504
- Cole?
483
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,131
What are you doing here?
484
00:22:55,235 --> 00:22:56,029
- Um, hi.
485
00:22:58,031 --> 00:22:59,481
- Who's that, mom?
486
00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:03,036
- Give mommy a moment, Paulo.
487
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,385
Go change into some
dry PJs, okay sweety?
488
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:10,906
- Yo campers, what's
everybody doing out here?
489
00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:13,046
- Paulo was your son?
490
00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,738
- Yes, I'm sorry, I,
491
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:17,396
why are you here?
492
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,190
How did you find our house?
493
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:21,883
- You left your phone behind and
494
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:27,785
you told me about your
sub and the buddha statue.
495
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,994
I'm still confused.
496
00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:32,134
- Kids, please go inside.
497
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:36,691
Mommy needs to have a
chat with Mr. Bennett.
498
00:23:38,037 --> 00:23:38,865
- Mom?
499
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,212
How many of them are yours?
500
00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:42,421
- All of them.
501
00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:49,876
I didn't think you
would consider,
502
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:54,778
I'm sorry.
503
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,578
I understand if you wanna run.
504
00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:05,098
I don't blame you,
I know it's crazy.
505
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:09,068
No one in this day and
age has seven kids.
506
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:11,070
- Well that's a lot.
507
00:24:11,104 --> 00:24:13,279
- But they're all perfect.
508
00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:16,800
And this is my life.
509
00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,493
I know I should have told you
510
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,667
but I just, I,
511
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,947
I haven't met anybody
in the past three years
512
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:28,328
that made me feel beautiful.
513
00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:30,779
Or funny.
514
00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:33,610
And you're perfect.
515
00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:37,717
But I know, I know
this is impossible.
516
00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:41,272
Why are you laughing?
517
00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:50,316
This is a picture of your
youth class at the gym?
518
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:53,284
Are you offering
us a package deal?
519
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,667
'Cause I don't
think that's funny
520
00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:59,325
or very appropriate right now.
521
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,568
I know I should have told you,
522
00:25:00,602 --> 00:25:03,605
I probably deserve
to be mocked, but,
523
00:25:04,744 --> 00:25:05,573
oh.
524
00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:11,302
Oh, god, is that?
525
00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:17,481
That's Janis.
526
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,138
- Yeah.
527
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,591
Look, I didn't know
how to tell you.
528
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,145
I thought you'd just run away.
529
00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,906
- They're all yours?
530
00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:30,943
Seven?
531
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,717
I guess we're both crazy.
532
00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:47,925
- Certifiably.
533
00:25:52,205 --> 00:25:54,622
You know what's even crazier?
534
00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:56,485
- What?
535
00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:15,332
Cole, I can't do this.
536
00:26:16,747 --> 00:26:19,647
I mean, it's lovely,
you're lovely,
537
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,442
but, seriously.
538
00:26:25,445 --> 00:26:26,964
- I know it's only
been two weeks
539
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:28,483
but I think I'm falling in,
540
00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:30,347
- No, no, no.
541
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,866
Don't finish that.
542
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:35,283
We have a lot in common.
543
00:26:35,317 --> 00:26:37,803
Granted a lot more than
we both bargained for
544
00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:41,323
but we're adults with
responsibilities,
545
00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:43,118
a lot of responsibilities.
546
00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:44,637
- Yeah, but we're
human beings too.
547
00:26:44,672 --> 00:26:48,020
- I have a house
full of human beings
548
00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:51,161
whose dad left
because I think I can,
549
00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:56,994
I think I can take
care of the world.
550
00:27:00,273 --> 00:27:05,002
I can't just waltz another
man in and out of their lives.
551
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,351
Thank you for a
lovely couple of weeks
552
00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:11,768
but I can't, I can't do this.
553
00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,075
- So, um,
554
00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:45,767
you're dating.
555
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,598
- Yeah.
556
00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:54,189
I mean, no, oh god, it was just,
557
00:27:54,224 --> 00:27:55,950
it's just a few dates.
558
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:57,986
Anyway, I just ended it.
559
00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:03,198
- That didn't look
like a goodbye.
560
00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:05,511
- Well, why, because of us?
561
00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:11,690
- Yeah, partially.
562
00:28:12,656 --> 00:28:15,141
You guys are my world.
563
00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:18,248
- You know you're entitled to
a world outside of us, right?
564
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:20,353
- Wait, you're okay with this?
565
00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:22,666
- Yeah, you're not?
566
00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:26,083
- Well, I don't
know, it's just a lot
567
00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,982
to take in, I guess.
568
00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:32,814
I mean, I'm almost 15 and
my mom's been on more dates
569
00:28:32,849 --> 00:28:36,438
this year than I've
had my entire life, so.
570
00:28:37,612 --> 00:28:38,993
- Well I ended it.
571
00:28:39,027 --> 00:28:41,133
It's complicated.
572
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,445
- Well isn't it always
when it involved boys?
573
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,964
- What would you
know, small bean?
574
00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,518
- I live on planet
earth, bean pole.
575
00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:52,800
- So, what's the scoop?
576
00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,148
- Oh, ladies.
577
00:28:57,114 --> 00:28:57,943
Buckle up.
578
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:02,154
I think this is going to
require some ice cream
579
00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:03,638
and a pajama dance party
580
00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:08,677
and some, oh too bad you
girls are too young for wine.
581
00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:10,300
- A sip?
582
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:11,163
- No.
583
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:15,857
- Whatever.
584
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,548
- One one two.
585
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,480
One two three.
586
00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:19,792
There you go.
587
00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:21,138
That's some good work.
588
00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:23,175
- All right man, see you later.
589
00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,383
- Hey.
590
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:25,936
- Thanks for taking
the kids out to dinner.
591
00:29:25,971 --> 00:29:28,007
- Son, you don't have to
thank me for spending time
592
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,320
with the best grandkids
on the planet.
593
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,253
They were like wild
animals though.
594
00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:34,876
Fortunately I've got a
degree in lion taming.
595
00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:37,051
- G- Pa, I was a
good girl, was I?
596
00:29:37,085 --> 00:29:38,673
- You were an angel, sunshine.
597
00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:40,123
- What about me?
598
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:42,677
- You were a dream, Peanut.
599
00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:44,921
- You guys know he only
calls us by these nicknames
600
00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:47,578
because he can't keep
our real names straight?
601
00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,166
- That is possible.
602
00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,893
Inga, Erma, Gertrude.
603
00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:54,551
What are your names again?
604
00:29:56,346 --> 00:30:00,971
- I just, I worked so hard I
burned off half of my dinner.
605
00:30:01,006 --> 00:30:03,111
- How was first day
of second grade?
606
00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,250
- A hot mess.
607
00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:08,289
- Hey, but you tried.
608
00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:09,531
How you all doing?
609
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:11,637
How's my favorite
bunch of savages, huh?
610
00:30:11,671 --> 00:30:12,914
- Excellent, Christopher.
611
00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:14,467
I'm president of the
mathematathlon team
612
00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:16,745
and treasurer of the
junior chemists this year.
613
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:18,782
- Wow, that's ambitious.
614
00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:21,958
- What's going on, Toph?
615
00:30:21,992 --> 00:30:23,891
- Hey man, you know me,
just punching and posing.
616
00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:27,653
So how does everyone feel
about the old man dating?
617
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:30,621
- Um, they, they
didn't know about it
618
00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:33,038
till just now, thanks.
619
00:30:33,072 --> 00:30:34,902
But it's over anyways.
620
00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:38,802
- Actually, I was having
an interesting conversation
621
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,701
with Janis about the
very thing at dinner.
622
00:30:41,736 --> 00:30:42,702
- Oh yeah?
623
00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:43,945
- Yeah really.
624
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,429
She said you asked
out her dentist
625
00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,673
and you were stuttering
the whole time
626
00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:48,916
- Really dad?
627
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:50,745
You used to do that
with mom all the time,
628
00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:51,988
remember that, guys?
629
00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:55,646
- Yeah, and where do you
think I got that from?
630
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,891
Listen, let's not make
a big deal out of it.
631
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:01,100
I mean she was amazing,
632
00:31:01,135 --> 00:31:04,690
but it's over and I don't
have the time for this anyway
633
00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:09,177
so I have my tribe to tame
and I have the gym to run.
634
00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:11,110
- Chris, you got a sec?
635
00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,631
Kids, would you go with Chris?
636
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:16,978
Son.
637
00:31:19,222 --> 00:31:21,914
Sarah left you with
a big responsibility
638
00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:25,504
and clear instructions
to be happy.
639
00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:28,369
- Yeah, but she dumped me.
640
00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:30,371
I mean, kind of.
641
00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:31,993
It's complicated.
642
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,340
- Women are complicated.
643
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:37,447
Life is always
complicated with women.
644
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:40,208
But there is life after Sarah.
645
00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:42,831
- Sarah and I were
once in a lifetime.
646
00:31:42,866 --> 00:31:45,006
Besides, I'm not lonely.
647
00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,697
- Really?
648
00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:50,909
I saw the way you looked when
you were talking about her.
649
00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:52,151
Find her.
650
00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,221
Tell her.
651
00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:55,465
Or you'll regret it, son.
652
00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:57,881
The things we leave
unsaid will tell volumes
653
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,262
about the future.
654
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:04,923
- Did I tell you
she has seven kids?
655
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,512
- Seven, 14, who cares,
you're a great dad!
656
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:15,071
Besides, these kids
deserve to see you happy.
657
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,557
- You're right, dad.
658
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,492
- 14?
659
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:23,355
- 14.
660
00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:27,876
- Here, I've got a plan.
661
00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:31,087
Okay.
662
00:32:31,121 --> 00:32:32,571
You wanna count one more.
663
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:34,090
Wait, what's it say?
664
00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:36,368
- The strange loping creatures
who had found their way
665
00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:39,026
through the fiery place
some years before,
666
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,751
it counted as a good friend.
667
00:32:40,786 --> 00:32:43,685
♪ We are not alone
668
00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:55,387
- So dad, what do you think?
669
00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:57,423
- Ah I think it's
brilliant, Pearl.
670
00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:58,252
- Thanks.
671
00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:01,220
Here, I should hand you off.
672
00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:02,808
I've been hoarding you.
673
00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:03,774
- As usual.
674
00:33:05,328 --> 00:33:07,123
- Well there's
something I really had to talk
675
00:33:07,157 --> 00:33:09,021
to everyone about.
676
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:11,506
So I met someone I like a lot.
677
00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,336
A girl here in Peru.
678
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:15,545
And it's kind of serious.
679
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:16,649
- That's cool, dad.
680
00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:18,203
Mom's been seeing someone too.
681
00:33:18,237 --> 00:33:19,445
- No she hasn't.
682
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,517
I mean she did for
like three seconds.
683
00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:25,693
- Well I want you
all to meet her soon.
684
00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:27,039
- Are you flying home?
685
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,524
- Well, no I can't really.
686
00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:31,871
You'll meet her
online next time.
687
00:33:31,906 --> 00:33:34,219
Mari's excited to meet you guys.
688
00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:36,566
But nervous, so be nice.
689
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,569
- Hey, we're always nice here.
690
00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:42,503
I'm always nice here,
can't speak for the rest
691
00:33:42,537 --> 00:33:44,677
of these weirdos.
692
00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:47,508
- All right, well I gotta run.
693
00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,303
- No crazy stories this time?
694
00:33:49,337 --> 00:33:51,339
- Oh man, B, I'm late.
695
00:33:51,374 --> 00:33:53,548
But remind me to tell
you about the sloths
696
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,412
in my hammock Tuesday.
697
00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,931
- Bye, bye.
698
00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:05,008
- Well, we should get immunized.
699
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,116
Looks like this love
thing is contagious.
700
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:10,841
- Dr. Song?
701
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:15,605
You have a surprise inspection
from the HDA at reception.
702
00:34:17,365 --> 00:34:18,642
- Hey Sugar?
703
00:34:18,677 --> 00:34:20,610
Can you please pull
out our ADA compliance
704
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,819
and bring them back to my,
705
00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,479
I thought you said ADA.
706
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,239
- No, no, I said HDA.
707
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,623
Which as you might recall
means Hot Dad Alert.
708
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:38,006
You, you must have just
heard me wrong or something.
709
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,875
- I've been
trying to call you.
710
00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:46,429
- Cole, I thought it was clear.
711
00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:48,327
There's nothing to discuss.
712
00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:49,984
- Yeah, but.
713
00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:52,262
There's something I need to say.
714
00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:53,125
- Okay.
715
00:34:54,782 --> 00:34:56,784
- I'm not your ex husband.
716
00:34:56,818 --> 00:34:58,475
- I know this, Cole.
717
00:34:58,510 --> 00:34:59,925
But it doesn't change.
718
00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:02,100
- No, but it should.
719
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,861
Because you walked away
based on the possibility
720
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:08,796
that I will make the same
selfish choice as he did.
721
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,625
And I don't know if you noticed
722
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,593
but I'm not exactly
irresponsible.
723
00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:13,456
- I know.
724
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,876
- I was married for 20
years to a wonderful woman
725
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:23,051
and we brought each and
every one of these kids
726
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:25,813
into our hearts together.
727
00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:28,954
And when she died,
a part of me died.
728
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,131
But you're not Sarah.
729
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:33,993
- Okay.
730
00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:39,067
At least we agree on that.
731
00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:43,831
Look, Cole, I know you're
hurt, but it doesn't--
732
00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:45,798
- Susan, let me finish.
733
00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:48,318
I know how lucky I was
734
00:35:48,353 --> 00:35:52,219
that a lunkhead like me
with a woman like that,
735
00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:54,428
kind and smart and lovely,
736
00:35:55,601 --> 00:35:57,741
I would never feel
that way again.
737
00:35:57,776 --> 00:36:00,537
But it's okay
because of the kids.
738
00:36:02,643 --> 00:36:04,576
- I understand.
739
00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:06,750
- Until I kissed you.
740
00:36:06,785 --> 00:36:09,615
- Mmm, you didn't tell
me you two kissed.
741
00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:10,927
You didn't tell me that!
742
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:11,755
- Sugar?
743
00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:12,963
- Huh?
744
00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:15,207
- I think maybe you can
go ahead and go now.
745
00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:16,450
- Just when it
starts getting good
746
00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:17,761
you tell me to leave, huh?
747
00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:18,935
Okay, okay.
748
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,454
I'm leaving, okay.
749
00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:22,939
Adios.
750
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,354
- Adios.
751
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:28,979
Aye yai yai.
752
00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:31,741
- What was I saying?
753
00:36:31,775 --> 00:36:33,052
- I don't know.
754
00:36:34,502 --> 00:36:38,334
- When I kissed you
and you kissed me back
755
00:36:38,368 --> 00:36:40,646
I knew I was wrong.
756
00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:42,027
And I came to tell you,
757
00:36:42,061 --> 00:36:43,235
- And you have.
758
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:46,065
- I came to tell you
that I was wrong about
759
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,861
not being able to
fall in love again.
760
00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,760
You're not Sarah.
761
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:54,142
You're Susan, and I
love how you talk fast
762
00:36:54,177 --> 00:36:56,110
when you're nervous
and how you try
763
00:36:56,144 --> 00:36:58,526
to fix the whole world.
764
00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:02,323
I love how you find
beauty where others don't.
765
00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:08,640
And I love how you search
people's faces for meaning.
766
00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:13,265
Like you can tell more than
what they're actually saying.
767
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,544
Kind of like what
you're doing right now.
768
00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:17,925
- This is crazy.
769
00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:26,796
You know what, you're right
about searching faces.
770
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,074
I knew everything I
needed to know about you
771
00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,696
the first hour over coffee.
772
00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:33,527
You're the kind of smart that
knows the important things
773
00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:34,700
books don't teach you.
774
00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:36,323
You fight for
things that matter.
775
00:37:36,357 --> 00:37:38,325
This is crazy.
776
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:39,533
- Certifiably.
777
00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:44,917
- I can't just go off on dates
with little ones at home.
778
00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:46,505
You can't go off anytime.
779
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:49,232
- I don't wanna date you, Susan.
780
00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:51,855
- Oh, you don't.
781
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,099
- No.
782
00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:57,205
I wanna marry you.
783
00:38:02,763 --> 00:38:03,591
- Cole.
784
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,942
You can't mean this.
785
00:38:12,393 --> 00:38:14,257
We've got 14 kids.
786
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,778
We've only known each
other for a few months.
787
00:38:17,812 --> 00:38:21,989
You've got your practice
and I've got my business.
788
00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:51,018
♪ You try to find
789
00:38:51,052 --> 00:38:56,057
♪ Who I was, what
was left behind ♪
790
00:38:57,265 --> 00:39:01,269
♪ And I, I try to
find a new way ♪
791
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,068
♪ Try to find a new way
792
00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:11,970
- I like it, it's different.
793
00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:16,146
- Thank you, but it's
still pretty rough.
794
00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:17,147
Can you help?
795
00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:18,459
My focus is off.
796
00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:19,702
- You?
797
00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:22,118
You're like a smart,
more focused than
798
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:23,878
a really intelligent laser beam.
799
00:39:23,913 --> 00:39:25,363
- Thank you, but,
800
00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:29,159
I don't know, my life is
just weirder than usual.
801
00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:30,264
- Must be a boy.
802
00:39:30,298 --> 00:39:31,438
Spill, girlfriend.
803
00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:33,750
- Oh, it's a boy all right.
804
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,202
Do you remember that
guy you saw on my porch
805
00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:38,652
a few months ago?
806
00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:41,137
- Yeah, okay.
807
00:39:42,138 --> 00:39:44,658
You got a serious daddy complex.
808
00:39:44,692 --> 00:39:46,073
He was hot but ancient.
809
00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:49,110
- No, no not me,
taco brain, my mom.
810
00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:52,873
She's like seriously in love.
811
00:39:52,907 --> 00:39:54,978
- Well, old people love.
812
00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:57,256
Gives me hope of not
dying an old maid.
813
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,914
- You're 15 and on your
like 10th boyfriend.
814
00:39:59,949 --> 00:40:00,777
- True.
815
00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:03,262
But you on the other hand.
816
00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:05,264
- Hey look, I have my music.
817
00:40:05,299 --> 00:40:08,923
Speaking of which, help
me with this bridge.
818
00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:09,786
Okay, so.
819
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,689
♪ There's a piece
that's missing ♪
820
00:40:15,723 --> 00:40:18,036
♪ A part still hidden
821
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:22,247
♪ No easy answers to
questions I'm bidding ♪
822
00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:27,286
♪ And I try to find a new way
823
00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:33,085
♪ Try to find a new way
824
00:40:35,881 --> 00:40:38,884
- The rhyming and rhythm
scheme is kind of off.
825
00:40:38,919 --> 00:40:40,368
I think we should
play around with it.
826
00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:41,369
- Okay.
827
00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:42,198
- Yeah.
828
00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:48,791
- Did you find any
tapers this week?
829
00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:50,827
- No such luck this
week, sweetheart.
830
00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:53,554
But I did get some sweet
shots of a jaguar on the hunt
831
00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:55,245
stalking a wild pig.
832
00:40:56,799 --> 00:40:58,283
- Did it end well?
833
00:40:59,526 --> 00:41:00,975
- Well depends on
your perspective.
834
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,805
The jaguar or the pig's.
835
00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,358
Everyone has to eat, right?
836
00:41:04,392 --> 00:41:06,843
- Oh gross, I don't wanna know.
837
00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:09,328
Hey guys, dad's on the phone.
838
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,367
- Well, I think
it's fascinating.
839
00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:15,162
Part of nature, right dad?
840
00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:16,439
Did you get the kill shot?
841
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,440
- You're twisted.
842
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,924
- Of course.
843
00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,685
So is everyone there?
844
00:41:21,858 --> 00:41:23,860
Well I mentioned that
I was seeing someone
845
00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:26,069
and it's gotten quite serious.
846
00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:29,417
And I wanted to let
you guys know that
847
00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:31,005
I'm gonna be moving in with Mari
848
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,352
and help run her ranch in Peru.
849
00:41:33,387 --> 00:41:34,802
- Oh that's huge.
850
00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:37,184
- Yeah.
851
00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:41,222
Well I guess I'm settling
down a bit in my old age.
852
00:41:41,257 --> 00:41:44,294
- How is this gonna
work with the magazine?
853
00:41:44,329 --> 00:41:46,227
You need to be able to take
off at a moment's notice
854
00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:48,091
to chase down pics.
855
00:41:48,126 --> 00:41:49,368
- Well, I quit.
856
00:41:50,784 --> 00:41:51,578
- What?
857
00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:54,304
Are you serious?
858
00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:55,754
You love your work.
859
00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:57,584
- How are you going
to make a living?
860
00:41:57,618 --> 00:41:59,447
- Well from the ranch.
861
00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:00,725
It'll be a struggle at first.
862
00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:02,381
I won't make as much.
863
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:05,764
But I'm not gonna be on the
road all the time anymore.
864
00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:08,318
I'm gonna be settled
in one place.
865
00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:12,253
- Yeah, like a thousand
miles from your family.
866
00:42:12,288 --> 00:42:15,325
- Well Mari is my
family too, Pearl.
867
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,362
I'm gonna marry her.
868
00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:18,881
- What?
869
00:42:18,915 --> 00:42:20,710
- Sorry, I meant
for that information
870
00:42:20,745 --> 00:42:22,574
to come out differently.
871
00:42:22,609 --> 00:42:24,093
But yeah.
872
00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:26,958
Congratulate me,
I'm getting married.
873
00:42:26,992 --> 00:42:28,753
- Congratulations, dad.
874
00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,133
- Is she nice, daddy?
875
00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:32,377
- Ah, the best, B.
876
00:42:32,411 --> 00:42:34,379
I want you all to meet her soon.
877
00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:36,484
- When are you coming?
878
00:42:36,519 --> 00:42:38,176
- Well I meant online.
879
00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:40,972
I can't afford
travel for a while.
880
00:42:41,006 --> 00:42:44,147
There's not gonna be a
lot of extras this year.
881
00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,080
- What about Grammy camp?
882
00:42:46,115 --> 00:42:47,357
You promised.
883
00:42:47,392 --> 00:42:49,187
- Oh man, sweet P.
884
00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:50,360
Not this year.
885
00:42:51,741 --> 00:42:56,366
We have some serious financial
investments on the farm.
886
00:42:57,264 --> 00:42:58,783
- Well, I'm happy for you.
887
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:00,854
- Thanks.
888
00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:07,101
So, who wants to hear about
the sloth in my hammock?
889
00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:09,690
[kooky music]
890
00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:21,288
- Well hello.
891
00:43:22,323 --> 00:43:23,670
How's the rat race?
892
00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:26,811
You feeling like the
cheese or the rat today?
893
00:43:26,845 --> 00:43:28,640
- Oh my goodness.
894
00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:30,331
You're Mr.,
895
00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:32,402
I mean Sam Bennett.
896
00:43:32,437 --> 00:43:34,163
It's nice to meet you in person.
897
00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:35,854
- Nice to meet you, Miss Song.
898
00:43:35,889 --> 00:43:38,477
I hear you'd made quite
an impression on my boy.
899
00:43:38,512 --> 00:43:41,308
- Oh I suppose so, but then
again he's easily impressed.
900
00:43:41,342 --> 00:43:44,104
- [laughing] If you say so.
901
00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:47,935
- So, you're famous for
your perfect advice.
902
00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,282
You got any suggestions
for meeting the kids?
903
00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:51,145
- Huh.
904
00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,114
Yes.
905
00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:56,323
Don't look them
directly in the eye.
906
00:43:56,357 --> 00:43:58,014
They can smell fear.
907
00:43:58,049 --> 00:44:01,397
It's kind of like
blood in the water.
908
00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:02,536
- Okay, yeah.
909
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,298
You, you're not
really making me feel
910
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,162
any calmer about this.
911
00:44:09,025 --> 00:44:11,372
- Look, they love their dad.
912
00:44:12,339 --> 00:44:13,996
You make their dad happy.
913
00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,515
What else does
anyone need to know?
914
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:17,344
- Hey grandpa.
915
00:44:17,378 --> 00:44:18,276
- Hey Dylan.
916
00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:19,760
- It's so nice to meet you.
917
00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:21,210
- Dylan, I'm gonna leave
this lovely lady with you
918
00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:24,247
'cause I need to change
clothes for a news interview.
919
00:44:24,282 --> 00:44:25,110
- Okay.
920
00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,768
- Good luck, Susan.
921
00:44:27,803 --> 00:44:28,666
- Thanks.
922
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,015
How are classes going?
923
00:44:33,049 --> 00:44:34,810
- School's never really
been my strong suit
924
00:44:34,844 --> 00:44:36,535
but a college dormitory
is a lot quieter
925
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:37,985
than living here.
926
00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,574
Can I get you
something to drink?
927
00:44:40,608 --> 00:44:41,540
Wine, beer?
928
00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:47,132
- No.
929
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:50,239
No, I don't drink very much.
930
00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:52,241
But some water would be nice.
931
00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:53,587
- Certainly.
932
00:44:53,621 --> 00:44:56,452
Yo, Miles, Frank,
come say hello.
933
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,523
This is Dr. Song.
934
00:44:58,557 --> 00:45:00,214
- Good evening, Dr. Song.
935
00:45:00,249 --> 00:45:01,319
- Hi.
936
00:45:01,353 --> 00:45:03,355
- Please, call me Susan.
937
00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:10,742
I have heard so much about
you two little geniuses.
938
00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:11,985
- Well, speak up boys.
939
00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:14,159
I was just gonna get
Susan a glass of water.
940
00:45:14,194 --> 00:45:16,748
- Oh, no, we've got it.
941
00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,405
How about a cup
of blackberry tea?
942
00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:20,476
Janis and I just made a pitcher.
943
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,581
- Sure, that sounds lovely.
944
00:45:22,616 --> 00:45:24,756
- Yeah, we'll go get that.
945
00:45:31,418 --> 00:45:33,903
- Daddy'll be home any minute.
946
00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:36,768
- You're pretty.
947
00:45:36,803 --> 00:45:38,183
- Oh, thank you.
948
00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:39,460
So are you.
949
00:45:39,495 --> 00:45:40,565
- Thanks.
950
00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:41,739
- Jimmie?
951
00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:42,912
- Mhmm.
952
00:45:42,947 --> 00:45:45,087
- And that little
cutie must be Billie.
953
00:45:45,121 --> 00:45:47,296
Which would make you Etta.
954
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:50,575
Oh!
955
00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:53,267
- She's been like
a lion all day.
956
00:45:53,302 --> 00:45:55,753
- Well lions are my favorite.
957
00:45:55,787 --> 00:45:57,582
- I like orangutans.
958
00:45:57,616 --> 00:45:59,722
Wanna see me be like one?
959
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,586
- I would like nothing
better than that.
960
00:46:07,385 --> 00:46:08,213
Thank you.
961
00:46:23,850 --> 00:46:25,334
Mmm.
962
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,474
This is delicious, girls.
963
00:46:29,027 --> 00:46:31,478
I feel like I know each of you.
964
00:46:31,512 --> 00:46:34,308
Your dad is so proud of you all.
965
00:46:34,343 --> 00:46:36,759
- So we know you're
a dentist and all.
966
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,797
I guess you must
have perfect teeth.
967
00:46:41,626 --> 00:46:45,457
- Well, that doesn't
always go hand in hand.
968
00:46:45,492 --> 00:46:48,667
I had a dentist as a child
with a mouthful of fillings.
969
00:46:50,324 --> 00:46:52,430
- Sorry to leave
you to the wolves
970
00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:53,327
but I'm in here now.
971
00:46:53,362 --> 00:46:55,605
Better late than never.
972
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,506
Oh, and it looks like
I'm a little late.
973
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,715
Someone care to explain?
974
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:02,716
- What's the matter ,Cole?
975
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,718
We've been getting along great.
976
00:47:04,752 --> 00:47:06,202
- Oh, yeah.
977
00:47:06,237 --> 00:47:07,755
I'm sure you have.
978
00:47:09,205 --> 00:47:13,002
But someone had a little
bit of fun at your expense
979
00:47:13,037 --> 00:47:16,109
and we're gonna need
some toothpaste,
980
00:47:20,078 --> 00:47:22,632
a toothbrush, Etta
fetch the supplies.
981
00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,013
- It's just food dye.
982
00:47:24,048 --> 00:47:25,739
- A lot of food dye.
983
00:47:34,265 --> 00:47:35,197
- Ah, yeah.
984
00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:40,961
And maybe a little
baking soda as well.
985
00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:43,895
And boys, if you're
thinking a little,
986
00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:46,829
sorry, a lot of food dye
is going to scare me away,
987
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:50,937
you're seriously underestimating
my capacity for vengeance.
988
00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:53,284
- Yeah, baking
soda on the double.
989
00:47:53,318 --> 00:47:54,664
Good luck, boys.
990
00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:04,536
- And here I thought
they liked me.
991
00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:06,055
- Oh no, you were.
992
00:48:07,367 --> 00:48:08,816
I mean if they didn't like you
993
00:48:08,851 --> 00:48:12,993
your hair'd probably be
falling out right about now.
994
00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:17,239
- You know what?
995
00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,414
I do look good.
996
00:48:20,449 --> 00:48:21,277
- Sure.
997
00:48:22,175 --> 00:48:23,141
- Give me a kiss.
998
00:48:23,176 --> 00:48:24,936
- No, no, no, no, no.
999
00:48:32,392 --> 00:48:35,878
- Mom, stop moving, you're
gonna look like a clown.
1000
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,363
- I can't
help it, I'm nervous.
1001
00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:40,227
- You got cold feet,
we can call it off.
1002
00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:44,266
- Nope, sorry Pearl,
but this is happening.
1003
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:47,062
There's no going back now.
1004
00:48:47,096 --> 00:48:49,823
- Why, you're not
pregnant, are you?
1005
00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:50,686
- Huh.
1006
00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:55,380
Did you hear from your dad yet?
1007
00:48:55,415 --> 00:48:57,520
- No, change the subject.
1008
00:48:59,798 --> 00:49:00,592
- Pearl.
1009
00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:05,666
He has to be able to have
some life of his own.
1010
00:49:05,701 --> 00:49:06,909
- I know.
1011
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,980
I was just really
counting on him,
1012
00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:11,879
but I'll figure it
out myself, okay?
1013
00:49:11,914 --> 00:49:13,226
It's fine, like.
1014
00:49:16,332 --> 00:49:19,749
- Well mom, you just have
to have your own life too.
1015
00:49:19,784 --> 00:49:21,613
And today is your day.
1016
00:49:24,306 --> 00:49:26,170
- You're right.
1017
00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:27,447
I'm sorry, mom.
1018
00:49:28,379 --> 00:49:29,967
You look beautiful.
1019
00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,624
- Let's see.
1020
00:49:32,659 --> 00:49:35,558
Something borrowed,
something blue.
1021
00:49:36,663 --> 00:49:38,492
Something old.
1022
00:49:38,527 --> 00:49:39,666
- Oh!
1023
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:43,532
Mom, did you find
grandmammy's locket yet?
1024
00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:44,878
- Oh, locket.
1025
00:49:44,912 --> 00:49:48,019
You know my mother had
the prettiest locket.
1026
00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:52,161
I think I had it here
in my purse earlier.
1027
00:49:52,196 --> 00:49:54,508
- That's what you're
meant to be looking for.
1028
00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:55,751
Do you need any help?
1029
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:56,994
- What is this?
1030
00:49:58,616 --> 00:49:59,893
It's a whisker.
1031
00:50:01,722 --> 00:50:05,278
I think the cat's been
nesting in this bed.
1032
00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:09,454
- Grandma, we don't have a cat.
1033
00:50:09,489 --> 00:50:12,975
- You know, on the
television last night,
1034
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,425
there was a lion.
1035
00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:18,360
And this woman in
a kimono killed it
1036
00:50:19,395 --> 00:50:21,570
with this video game guns.
1037
00:50:23,779 --> 00:50:27,886
And then she put the lion's
whiskers in her soup.
1038
00:50:36,205 --> 00:50:38,138
A lovely seat!
1039
00:50:38,173 --> 00:50:40,899
Did you buy this chair, Susan?
1040
00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:43,695
- No mom. [laughing]
1041
00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:47,423
- Now, which of you
girls is getting married?
1042
00:50:49,115 --> 00:50:50,047
- I am, mom.
1043
00:50:51,807 --> 00:50:54,361
- You're not pregnant, are you?
1044
00:50:58,124 --> 00:50:59,746
- No mom.
1045
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,023
- Good.
1046
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,544
I'm too young to be a
grandmother, you know.
1047
00:51:06,891 --> 00:51:09,238
- Well, it looks like
it's time for you
1048
00:51:09,273 --> 00:51:12,345
to be getting into that dress.
1049
00:51:12,379 --> 00:51:14,416
- Yup, all right.
1050
00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:16,383
Well, this is it, yeah.
1051
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,629
Quick, group hug
before I'm surrounded
1052
00:51:20,663 --> 00:51:22,527
by 20 yards of satin.
1053
00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:25,220
I mean, quick, group hug
before I'm surrounded
1054
00:51:25,254 --> 00:51:29,258
by 20 yards of tool! [laughing]
1055
00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:33,020
- Ooh, what a lovely locket.
1056
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,817
This looks just like my mothers.
1057
00:51:36,852 --> 00:51:39,751
I wonder how this got in here?
1058
00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:46,724
- Blessed are those who gather.
1059
00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:52,109
For life is full of firsts.
And for this family,
1060
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:55,146
the surprises are
just the beginning.
1061
00:51:57,079 --> 00:51:59,426
And I am certain that life
1062
00:51:59,461 --> 00:52:02,257
from this day forth
for this family
1063
00:52:04,466 --> 00:52:06,192
be full of surprises.
1064
00:52:08,435 --> 00:52:09,954
Shall we get to it?
1065
00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:10,817
- Please.
1066
00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:16,719
- Who here gives this
woman to we'd this man?
1067
00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:17,720
- I.
1068
00:52:17,755 --> 00:52:18,928
- We do!
1069
00:52:44,506 --> 00:52:47,267
- One more trip
and then we got it.
1070
00:52:47,302 --> 00:52:50,063
And then we got some
serious unpacking to do.
1071
00:52:50,097 --> 00:52:52,652
- Can't we just get
takeout, start tomorrow?
1072
00:52:52,686 --> 00:52:54,274
- Ah, you wish.
1073
00:52:54,309 --> 00:52:57,553
- Can't we just live in the
backyard and start next year?
1074
00:52:57,588 --> 00:52:59,383
- Yes, no, no, no ,no.
1075
00:53:00,798 --> 00:53:02,006
No.
1076
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,594
- Oh, fine.
1077
00:53:03,628 --> 00:53:05,665
- Hi, I'm Stevie Hawkins-White
1078
00:53:05,699 --> 00:53:09,807
and these are my daughters
Elizabeth and Winnifred.
1079
00:53:09,841 --> 00:53:10,808
- Hi.
1080
00:53:10,842 --> 00:53:12,396
- Hi, you must be our neighbor.
1081
00:53:12,430 --> 00:53:13,673
I'm Susan Song.
1082
00:53:14,605 --> 00:53:17,263
I mean Susan Bennett-Song.
1083
00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:20,300
This is my husband,
Cole Bennett-Song.
1084
00:53:20,335 --> 00:53:22,233
- My grandfather
built your house.
1085
00:53:22,268 --> 00:53:24,097
Well, his workers did.
1086
00:53:25,754 --> 00:53:27,238
- I'm the president of
the homeowners association
1087
00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:29,930
so we just wanted
to welcome you.
1088
00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:30,931
- Thank you.
1089
00:53:30,966 --> 00:53:33,520
Yeah, I appreciate it.
1090
00:53:33,555 --> 00:53:35,626
- And I also brought
over the HOA bylaws
1091
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,248
so please make
sure you read them.
1092
00:53:37,283 --> 00:53:39,181
- Okay, thanks.
1093
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,872
Hey Jules, can you
put this in the study
1094
00:53:40,907 --> 00:53:42,667
in the home filing cabinet?
1095
00:53:42,702 --> 00:53:44,428
- Jules is such an
interesting name.
1096
00:53:44,462 --> 00:53:45,981
I mean what girl
doesn't like diamonds.
1097
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,673
- Oh it's J-U-L-E-S.
1098
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:49,847
After Jules Verne.
1099
00:53:49,881 --> 00:53:51,124
- Is that an actress?
1100
00:53:51,158 --> 00:53:54,817
- No, he wrote 10,000
Leagues Under the Sea.
1101
00:53:55,853 --> 00:53:56,923
- I don't really read that much.
1102
00:53:56,957 --> 00:53:58,787
I'm always on the go, you know.
1103
00:53:58,821 --> 00:54:00,029
You're really lucky
that your daughter
1104
00:54:00,064 --> 00:54:01,376
has so many friends to
help you with the move.
1105
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:03,826
- Yeah, um, they're all ours.
1106
00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:09,246
No really, they're all ours.
1107
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,247
- You're kidding.
1108
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:11,593
- Nope, happily.
1109
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,148
We're still getting used to it.
1110
00:54:15,182 --> 00:54:17,771
We just got married last week.
1111
00:54:19,566 --> 00:54:21,258
- Wow, that's a lot.
1112
00:54:22,155 --> 00:54:23,260
Eight of them?
1113
00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:25,434
- Uh, yes, 14.
1114
00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:26,780
- 14?
1115
00:54:26,815 --> 00:54:29,645
Oh
1116
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,269
- Yeah, oop, there's my
little jumping bean right now.
1117
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:33,615
Hey.
1118
00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:35,513
- I'm not a jumping bean, daddy.
1119
00:54:35,548 --> 00:54:37,826
I'm a girl, I have a vagina.
1120
00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:39,586
- Oh yeah, right.
1121
00:54:39,621 --> 00:54:44,902
Billie, say hi to
Mrs. Whitehawk?
1122
00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,387
- Mrs. Hawkins-White.
1123
00:54:47,422 --> 00:54:50,597
- Daddy doesn't have
a vagina, he's a boy.
1124
00:54:50,632 --> 00:54:51,598
Right daddy?
1125
00:54:51,633 --> 00:54:53,393
- Right sweety.
1126
00:54:53,428 --> 00:54:55,326
- What's a vagina, mama?
1127
00:54:55,361 --> 00:54:56,672
- We're leaving.
1128
00:55:00,918 --> 00:55:02,747
- Well that was weird.
1129
00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:08,166
- Do you think we're
gonna get an invitation
1130
00:55:08,201 --> 00:55:10,272
from Mrs. Hawkins-White
to the yacht club
1131
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,998
for our family this weekend?
1132
00:55:12,032 --> 00:55:13,206
- I wouldn't go off
1133
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,657
start blocking up
your social engagement
1134
00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:17,762
calendar anytime soon.
1135
00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:18,625
- Ah, man.
1136
00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:20,903
- All right, slacker.
1137
00:55:20,938 --> 00:55:22,353
Back to work.
1138
00:55:22,388 --> 00:55:23,216
Come on!
1139
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,806
- I like the new group, girl.
1140
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,497
- Yeah, it's cool.
1141
00:55:28,532 --> 00:55:30,223
A little crowded.
1142
00:55:31,638 --> 00:55:33,191
- Instruments in
the garage, right?
1143
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:34,054
- Yeah.
1144
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,957
- Did you see that?
1145
00:55:39,991 --> 00:55:41,545
- That looks promising.
1146
00:55:41,579 --> 00:55:43,305
- Promising?
1147
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,997
Looks like every
Christmas wish come true.
1148
00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:46,998
- What?
1149
00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:48,345
- Is that your new brother?
1150
00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,449
- Yeah.
1151
00:55:49,484 --> 00:55:51,313
All three of them.
1152
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,315
Dylan's actually really nice
1153
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,006
but way too old for you.
1154
00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:58,838
And Miles, the second
one, is a total geek.
1155
00:55:58,872 --> 00:56:02,980
But the pale one has taken up
half of one of the bedrooms
1156
00:56:03,014 --> 00:56:05,051
with enough technology
to launch NASA
1157
00:56:05,085 --> 00:56:10,090
and has the same sparkling
personality as his robots.
1158
00:56:10,677 --> 00:56:11,195
- Dylan, huh?
1159
00:56:12,230 --> 00:56:14,060
How about Hotty Mchotness?
1160
00:56:14,094 --> 00:56:16,269
How do you live in a
house with a teen version
1161
00:56:16,303 --> 00:56:19,030
of Johnny Depp without
breaking all laws of nature?
1162
00:56:19,065 --> 00:56:20,446
- Down, girl.
1163
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,034
I don't think they were talking
about the hot stepbrother.
1164
00:56:23,069 --> 00:56:25,485
Did you see what they were
carrying to the garage?
1165
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,212
- Besides my neatly
packaged heart?
1166
00:56:28,246 --> 00:56:29,455
No.
1167
00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:31,560
- A drumkit and a
nice one at that.
1168
00:56:31,595 --> 00:56:35,322
- I vote that we can forget
about this girl drummer thing.
1169
00:56:35,357 --> 00:56:36,807
If he's good he's in.
1170
00:56:36,841 --> 00:56:39,223
- I really wanted to
stick to an all girl band.
1171
00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:40,707
- Hey but you said,
there aren't any decent
1172
00:56:40,742 --> 00:56:42,122
girl drummers around.
1173
00:56:42,157 --> 00:56:44,228
- Oh I think there's something
you guys should know.
1174
00:56:44,262 --> 00:56:46,057
- Not now, Etta, okay please?
1175
00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:47,645
We're in the middle
of something.
1176
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,577
- Whatever.
1177
00:56:49,992 --> 00:56:51,822
- Look, you're always saying
that we should be trying
1178
00:56:51,856 --> 00:56:53,962
to sell diversity and story?
1179
00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:57,621
I mean and he's your
brother right, and Romanian.
1180
00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:59,243
- You know what, fine.
1181
00:56:59,277 --> 00:57:01,418
But he has to be really good or,
1182
00:57:08,735 --> 00:57:12,049
- [Janis] Hi, what do
you guys wanna know?
1183
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:13,671
- Janis, how can you?
1184
00:57:13,706 --> 00:57:16,294
Like I had no idea
you were so good.
1185
00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:18,504
So I mean, do you think
you can hold down a beat
1186
00:57:18,538 --> 00:57:19,643
with a full band?
1187
00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,645
- No, I miss cues.
1188
00:57:21,679 --> 00:57:24,579
If I can't hear what you
guys are all playing.
1189
00:57:24,613 --> 00:57:26,166
- Oh yeah.
1190
00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:27,720
That's okay sis.
1191
00:57:27,754 --> 00:57:31,240
- Well, what if
you could see it?
1192
00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:32,483
- How?
1193
00:57:32,518 --> 00:57:34,002
Even if someone was
right in front of me
1194
00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:36,867
I wouldn't be able to see
every note over the kit.
1195
00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:38,351
- Well I could hook up
the other instruments
1196
00:57:38,385 --> 00:57:39,835
to an adaptive music program
1197
00:57:39,870 --> 00:57:41,596
and Miles could help
me with the coding.
1198
00:57:41,630 --> 00:57:44,322
You'd see color coded notes
and rhythms on a screen
1199
00:57:44,357 --> 00:57:45,358
right next to you.
1200
00:57:45,392 --> 00:57:46,393
Real time.
1201
00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:47,843
- You would do that for us?
1202
00:57:47,878 --> 00:57:48,706
- Pff, no.
1203
00:57:49,914 --> 00:57:51,951
But I'd do it for her.
1204
00:57:51,985 --> 00:57:52,779
If she wants me to.
1205
00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:53,608
- Yes!
1206
00:57:53,642 --> 00:57:54,712
Thank you!
1207
00:57:54,747 --> 00:57:56,162
- Looks like we have a drummer.
1208
00:57:56,196 --> 00:57:57,543
- And a sweet story too.
1209
00:57:57,577 --> 00:58:00,442
- I mean, if robot and
braniac can get this to work.
1210
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,582
- Pff, we can get it.
1211
00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:03,514
- We got a drummer!
1212
00:58:03,549 --> 00:58:04,895
Oh my god, this is gonna work!
1213
00:58:04,929 --> 00:58:05,827
- Yes, finally.
1214
00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:07,104
- We're gonna make the deadline.
1215
00:58:07,138 --> 00:58:11,488
- Uh, [speaking in
foreign language]
1216
00:58:31,784 --> 00:58:34,856
- Hey, what can I do for you?
1217
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:37,134
- I was just wondering if
you read that HOA bylaws?
1218
00:58:37,168 --> 00:58:39,619
- Uh no, we've been swamped.
1219
00:58:39,654 --> 00:58:42,035
So maybe you can sum
up the highlights.
1220
00:58:42,070 --> 00:58:44,382
- The highlights are that you
have to read the HOA bylaws.
1221
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:46,212
It's all very important.
1222
00:58:46,246 --> 00:58:48,663
In the meantime, there
is a noise ordinance.
1223
00:58:48,697 --> 00:58:51,320
- Did I scream too loud
when I smashed my thumb
1224
00:58:51,355 --> 00:58:53,253
with a hammer earlier?
1225
00:58:53,288 --> 00:58:54,876
- It's 62 decibels.
1226
00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:56,015
And the sounds coming
out of the garage
1227
00:58:56,049 --> 00:58:57,050
far exceeds that.
1228
00:58:57,085 --> 00:58:57,913
- 62.
1229
00:58:59,259 --> 00:59:01,158
Sounds like I'm gonna
have to put a muffler
1230
00:59:01,192 --> 00:59:02,573
on my lawnmower.
1231
00:59:02,608 --> 00:59:06,232
I'll insulate the
walls in the garage.
1232
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,372
But let me hang my curtains
1233
00:59:08,406 --> 00:59:10,581
and let me put
some beds together
1234
00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:12,410
'cause I'm sure you don't
want me walking by the windows
1235
00:59:12,445 --> 00:59:13,791
in my skivvies, right?
1236
00:59:13,826 --> 00:59:15,482
- Fine.
1237
00:59:15,517 --> 00:59:17,830
Please, just have your
children quiet down.
1238
00:59:17,864 --> 00:59:20,039
- Sure, my daughter though,
she has some music deadlines
1239
00:59:20,073 --> 00:59:23,042
so um, I'll have
them stop by eight.
1240
00:59:23,076 --> 00:59:24,975
- These are quiet estate homes.
1241
00:59:25,009 --> 00:59:27,529
Not Bourbon Street Whiskey
halls.
1242
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,393
- Let me assure you,
I put strict limits
1243
00:59:29,427 --> 00:59:32,154
on the amount of whiskey
that my kids can drink.
1244
00:59:32,189 --> 00:59:34,018
- Your jokes aren't
gonna work with me.
1245
00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:34,881
Good day.
1246
00:59:38,264 --> 00:59:39,092
- Hey.
1247
00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:42,026
Can one of you tell
me why I found holes
1248
00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:45,133
with scorch marks on the back
end of both of your jeans?
1249
00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:47,376
- We were lighting
each other's farts.
1250
00:59:47,411 --> 00:59:49,447
- Yeah it kind of
got out of hand.
1251
00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:51,242
You know how it is.
1252
00:59:51,277 --> 00:59:52,140
- Uh huh.
1253
00:59:53,279 --> 00:59:54,625
And I don't suppose
either of you know
1254
00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:55,799
how we ended up with a dead frog
1255
00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:56,869
in the washing machine?
1256
00:59:56,903 --> 00:59:58,387
- Oh no, Bob is--
1257
00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:00,286
- No, definitely not.
1258
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,944
We have no knowledge
of this frog.
1259
01:00:02,978 --> 01:00:04,221
- Yep, nothing.
1260
01:00:05,118 --> 01:00:05,947
- Uh huh.
1261
01:00:07,051 --> 01:00:07,880
And Toni.
1262
01:00:09,226 --> 01:00:13,057
I just got milk out of
the family room carpet.
1263
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,335
Will you stop letting the dog
1264
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,751
lick milk out of your mouth?
1265
01:00:16,785 --> 01:00:18,718
- But she likes it!
1266
01:00:18,753 --> 01:00:20,547
- Dude, that's nasty.
1267
01:00:21,963 --> 01:00:25,104
- Yeah, well you're the one
that peed in the backyard.
1268
01:00:25,138 --> 01:00:26,484
- Paulo, please.
1269
01:00:28,072 --> 01:00:30,005
Mrs. White is developing
an entire dossier
1270
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,699
on our family and probably
has hidden cameras installed.
1271
01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:35,355
- What's a dossier?
1272
01:00:36,736 --> 01:00:39,014
- Never mind, just come
indoors when you need to pee.
1273
01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:39,843
Please.
1274
01:00:41,085 --> 01:00:41,879
Please?
1275
01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:44,364
Please?
1276
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:49,818
Well, someone is
up from her nap.
1277
01:00:49,853 --> 01:00:50,819
- Where's Pearl?
1278
01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:52,959
- She's in the garage.
1279
01:00:52,994 --> 01:00:55,134
Did you get into the
birthday cupcake, sweety?
1280
01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:57,723
- It was an accident,
I'm going to be four.
1281
01:00:57,757 --> 01:00:58,827
- Really, an accident?
1282
01:00:58,862 --> 01:01:00,967
- I think the dog did it.
1283
01:01:01,002 --> 01:01:02,693
- Dog, huh?
1284
01:01:02,728 --> 01:01:05,662
Well, let's get you a bath.
1285
01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,767
- No, Pearl, Pearl can help me.
1286
01:01:07,802 --> 01:01:09,044
- Really?
1287
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:11,737
Okay, let's go find your sister.
1288
01:01:20,124 --> 01:01:21,401
- Hello.
1289
01:01:21,436 --> 01:01:22,644
- Hey.
1290
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,715
They called you in too?
1291
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,200
- Yeah, I don't know why
they'd bug you at work,
1292
01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:28,788
I said I'd be here.
1293
01:01:29,927 --> 01:01:32,930
- Maybe Pearl pushed
them to call me.
1294
01:01:32,965 --> 01:01:34,725
- Pearl, what does she
have to do with this?
1295
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,175
- She and Toni are
the ones in trouble.
1296
01:01:36,209 --> 01:01:37,314
Jimmie's fine.
1297
01:01:37,348 --> 01:01:38,591
- Jimmie?
1298
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,800
I'm here for Miles.
1299
01:01:40,835 --> 01:01:41,698
- What?
1300
01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:45,529
- Mr. Bennett.
1301
01:01:46,979 --> 01:01:51,293
We have a strict policy
on inappropriate language.
1302
01:01:51,328 --> 01:01:52,156
- Okay.
1303
01:01:53,295 --> 01:01:55,228
- Miles is an
excellent student but,
1304
01:01:55,263 --> 01:01:57,921
I cannot exempt
him from the rules.
1305
01:01:57,955 --> 01:02:00,302
- I understand, I'm
just not used to him
1306
01:02:00,337 --> 01:02:02,408
being a rule breaker.
1307
01:02:02,442 --> 01:02:05,756
What exactly were the
offending remarks?
1308
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,137
- For the purpose of
enlightening your father,
1309
01:02:07,171 --> 01:02:09,518
you can repeat the joke.
1310
01:02:09,553 --> 01:02:11,210
- It was a science joke.
1311
01:02:11,244 --> 01:02:12,211
Snowmen have snowballs,
1312
01:02:12,245 --> 01:02:14,109
what does a snowwoman have?
1313
01:02:14,144 --> 01:02:15,559
- What?
1314
01:02:15,593 --> 01:02:16,663
- Snowvaries.
1315
01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:19,528
See, it's funny.
1316
01:02:22,566 --> 01:02:25,327
- It does show a
good understanding
1317
01:02:25,362 --> 01:02:27,536
of human biology and puns.
1318
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,608
- The discussion of
ones private parts,
1319
01:02:30,643 --> 01:02:33,301
whether in jest or
not, is a violation
1320
01:02:33,335 --> 01:02:36,235
of the respect
code, Mr. Bennett.
1321
01:02:36,269 --> 01:02:37,857
- Yeah, but he said snowballs.
1322
01:02:37,892 --> 01:02:40,549
I'm sure an otherwise
well adjusted student
1323
01:02:40,584 --> 01:02:44,346
could say tennis balls
or chicken breasts
1324
01:02:44,381 --> 01:02:47,556
without the PC police
carrying them off to juvie.
1325
01:02:47,591 --> 01:02:49,627
- Context is important.
1326
01:02:49,662 --> 01:02:51,733
But I can't make exceptions.
1327
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,700
Look, this is just a meeting.
1328
01:02:53,735 --> 01:02:55,772
No permanent record.
1329
01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:57,083
Can you please
just bring him home
1330
01:02:57,118 --> 01:02:58,395
and have a conversation with him
1331
01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,707
about filters and
boundaries in school?
1332
01:03:00,742 --> 01:03:02,330
- Certainly, Miss Anderson.
1333
01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:05,574
Well, I apologize
for the trouble.
1334
01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:08,819
- Thank you for your
time, Mr. Bennett.
1335
01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:19,312
- So?
1336
01:03:19,347 --> 01:03:20,831
- Oh, no biggie.
1337
01:03:20,866 --> 01:03:25,836
They said to talk to Miles
about boundaries and filters.
1338
01:03:26,457 --> 01:03:27,320
- You, really?
1339
01:03:28,287 --> 01:03:29,633
- I know, right.
1340
01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:31,773
- Anyway,
1341
01:03:32,947 --> 01:03:35,950
Apparently, Toni hit
both of these boys.
1342
01:03:37,296 --> 01:03:38,297
- Two dudes?
1343
01:03:39,539 --> 01:03:40,368
Why?
1344
01:03:41,472 --> 01:03:42,853
- They were calling
Jimmie bad names
1345
01:03:42,888 --> 01:03:44,890
like racial stuff.
1346
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:47,133
And she was really scared.
1347
01:03:47,168 --> 01:03:50,343
She was trapped, and
I was really mad.
1348
01:03:51,897 --> 01:03:55,072
- Okay now I understand
that you'd be angry
1349
01:03:55,107 --> 01:03:58,041
but just because you
get mad doesn't mean
1350
01:03:58,075 --> 01:03:59,628
you can hit people.
1351
01:04:01,009 --> 01:04:02,597
You know what I
do when I get mad
1352
01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:06,152
is I take a deep breath
and I blow it out slowly
1353
01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:07,878
while I count to 10.
1354
01:04:07,913 --> 01:04:08,879
Like this.
1355
01:04:10,536 --> 01:04:12,503
- How does blowing on them help?
1356
01:04:12,538 --> 01:04:15,403
- All you need to do
is meet hate with love.
1357
01:04:15,437 --> 01:04:18,337
When you love your enemies,
they become your friends.
1358
01:04:18,371 --> 01:04:21,271
- Wow, that is wise, Paulo.
1359
01:04:21,305 --> 01:04:23,169
- That doesn't mean you
should smooch them though.
1360
01:04:23,204 --> 01:04:25,344
That would be gross.
1361
01:04:25,378 --> 01:04:26,207
- Yeah.
1362
01:04:27,311 --> 01:04:28,692
So what are you here for?
1363
01:04:28,726 --> 01:04:30,797
- Witness for defenseman.
1364
01:04:30,832 --> 01:04:31,660
- And you?
1365
01:04:33,386 --> 01:04:35,664
- Paulo ran to get
me and I told them
1366
01:04:35,699 --> 01:04:37,321
if they wanted to mess
with my other sister,
1367
01:04:37,356 --> 01:04:39,013
they were gonna have
to go through me.
1368
01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,739
- I don't see a
problem with that.
1369
01:04:41,774 --> 01:04:44,294
- I may have implied that
I'm an Asian karate ninja
1370
01:04:44,328 --> 01:04:47,124
that knows how to rip out
the hearts of their enemies.
1371
01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:49,609
- Okay, so that's terrifying.
1372
01:04:50,576 --> 01:04:51,404
- And?
1373
01:04:54,787 --> 01:04:58,584
- And I may have called them
racist little punk ass bitches.
1374
01:04:58,618 --> 01:04:59,447
- Ooh.
1375
01:05:00,793 --> 01:05:01,621
Okay.
1376
01:05:03,727 --> 01:05:04,555
- Listen.
1377
01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:09,906
I think it's wonderful that
you both stood up for Jimmie.
1378
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:12,943
But we need to understand that
there is an appropriate way
1379
01:05:12,978 --> 01:05:15,739
to deal with things in school.
1380
01:05:15,773 --> 01:05:16,809
Tonight I think we need to have
1381
01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:19,432
a family chat about boundaries.
1382
01:05:21,987 --> 01:05:24,506
- Now the standard in these
situations is to speak
1383
01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:27,164
with the victims of
school violence first.
1384
01:05:27,199 --> 01:05:28,994
- Excuse me, victims?
1385
01:05:29,028 --> 01:05:30,305
- You are aware that
your daughter hit
1386
01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:32,100
both of these boys.
1387
01:05:32,135 --> 01:05:33,412
- They were calling
my sister names
1388
01:05:33,446 --> 01:05:35,103
and made her cry.
1389
01:05:35,138 --> 01:05:37,002
- Toni, I'm sure you
heard the expression
1390
01:05:37,036 --> 01:05:38,900
sticks and stones.
1391
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:42,317
Now name calling is never an
excuse for physical violence.
1392
01:05:42,352 --> 01:05:45,976
- No, sometimes they
hit a lot harder.
1393
01:05:46,011 --> 01:05:47,944
Look, I understand that
you have your policies,
1394
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:49,359
I really do, but,
1395
01:05:49,393 --> 01:05:50,843
you gotta understand
that we live in a world
1396
01:05:50,877 --> 01:05:53,328
where a lack of respect
for cultural identity
1397
01:05:53,363 --> 01:05:55,813
is stirring up a hornet's nest.
1398
01:05:55,848 --> 01:05:57,470
- I'm not sure
what you're saying.
1399
01:05:57,505 --> 01:05:59,990
- They called her by a
racial slur that marginalizes
1400
01:06:00,025 --> 01:06:01,923
her birth culture.
1401
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,617
- Mr. Bennett, I think you're
being a little sensitive.
1402
01:06:06,652 --> 01:06:07,756
Jimmie's an American.
1403
01:06:07,791 --> 01:06:09,310
She's always lived here.
1404
01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:11,174
- Not always.
1405
01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,520
And that doesn't mean
that she doesn't feel
1406
01:06:12,554 --> 01:06:15,316
or understand the
sting of those words.
1407
01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:17,801
- They also told her
that her real daddy Kumar
1408
01:06:17,835 --> 01:06:21,218
was going to come take
her to live at 7-11.
1409
01:06:21,253 --> 01:06:24,014
- If you don't understand
the girl who's lost
1410
01:06:24,049 --> 01:06:28,363
both of her birth parents and
then her real mother to cancer
1411
01:06:28,398 --> 01:06:30,538
is going to feel real
pain when somebody implies
1412
01:06:30,572 --> 01:06:32,850
that they're gonna take
her away from her family,
1413
01:06:32,885 --> 01:06:36,026
then you don't understand
an eight year old child.
1414
01:06:36,061 --> 01:06:38,442
- Is this true, Donald, Mike?
1415
01:06:39,650 --> 01:06:42,032
- We didn't hit
anybody, she did.
1416
01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:43,965
- Some black kid comes
out of nowhere claiming
1417
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,932
to be her sister, and
then this oriental girl
1418
01:06:45,967 --> 01:06:48,038
starts yelling bad words.
1419
01:06:48,073 --> 01:06:50,420
- It's Asian, you neanderthal.
1420
01:06:50,454 --> 01:06:53,733
- So you're concerned with
Donnie making a childish joke
1421
01:06:53,768 --> 01:06:56,874
about convenience store owners
1422
01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:59,808
but not with this girl
calling our son's names
1423
01:06:59,843 --> 01:07:03,088
after her so-called
sister punched them?
1424
01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:05,090
- So-called?
1425
01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:09,646
If you think Pearl's language
after they use racial slurs
1426
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,407
is somehow more offensive
than your so-called response,
1427
01:07:12,442 --> 01:07:14,306
look, I'm not defending
the violent response
1428
01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,929
but I will not tolerate anyone
1429
01:07:16,963 --> 01:07:20,415
implying that we are
not a real family.
1430
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:22,072
- Okay, okay, there
are a lot of feelings
1431
01:07:22,107 --> 01:07:24,488
in this room right
now, but I'm sorry.
1432
01:07:24,523 --> 01:07:27,457
My hands are tied when it
comes to physical violence.
1433
01:07:27,491 --> 01:07:30,011
Toni will be suspended
for two days.
1434
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:32,772
And Pearl, one for
their language.
1435
01:07:32,807 --> 01:07:34,947
And Donald and Mike will
be suspended for one day
1436
01:07:34,981 --> 01:07:36,224
as well for their language.
1437
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,537
- Oh come on, suspended?
1438
01:07:38,571 --> 01:07:41,091
- I hope you all
take this opportunity
1439
01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:44,336
to think about the
power of your words.
1440
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,372
I know I will.
1441
01:07:51,688 --> 01:07:53,034
- No, no.
1442
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:56,555
I took a half day to get
my mom to the doctor.
1443
01:07:56,589 --> 01:07:58,108
Yeah.
1444
01:07:58,143 --> 01:08:00,593
Well I let the nanny off and
got Theo and Billie to home.
1445
01:08:00,628 --> 01:08:01,594
Mhmm.
1446
01:08:01,629 --> 01:08:03,631
- No one here seems to recognize
1447
01:08:03,665 --> 01:08:05,943
this is a crisis situation.
1448
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,532
- Well mom's taking
the littles to the park
1449
01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,120
so I can finish up
some paperwork at home
1450
01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,743
before I have to pick
up Frank from robotics,
1451
01:08:12,778 --> 01:08:16,230
Jimmie up from violin and
somebody else from something.
1452
01:08:16,264 --> 01:08:20,820
- I think the FBI's been rooting
through our cabinets again.
1453
01:08:20,855 --> 01:08:22,270
Or maybe the CIA.
1454
01:08:23,444 --> 01:08:25,791
JC Penney, that's the worst.
1455
01:08:27,172 --> 01:08:30,382
- Hey, can you hang on a second?
1456
01:08:30,416 --> 01:08:32,660
Mom, do you need help
finding something?
1457
01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:35,904
- I'm looking for my big
blue gin and tonic cup.
1458
01:08:35,939 --> 01:08:39,839
The small ones just fall
through the sippy cup holders.
1459
01:08:39,874 --> 01:08:42,532
- Do you think it's wise
to drink at the playground?
1460
01:08:42,566 --> 01:08:47,123
- Have you been to the park
this time of day, Susie?
1461
01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:49,332
I don't think it
wise to go sober.
1462
01:08:49,366 --> 01:08:52,576
- Whoah, this is like
mining for diamond armor,
1463
01:08:52,611 --> 01:08:53,750
but smellier.
1464
01:08:53,784 --> 01:08:55,476
- Theo, no, no, no, no, no.
1465
01:08:55,510 --> 01:08:57,202
Why do we have kitty litter?
1466
01:08:57,236 --> 01:08:59,652
- Oh, for the cat, dear.
1467
01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:01,275
Are you losing it?
1468
01:09:01,309 --> 01:09:03,380
- We don't have a cat.
1469
01:09:03,415 --> 01:09:05,417
But yes, I am losing it.
1470
01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:09,593
Yeah, you're right, I admit it.
1471
01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,320
Yeah, I'm gonna need you
to rescue me this weekend.
1472
01:09:12,355 --> 01:09:16,393
I don't know, I need a new
hairstyler, a new hobby.
1473
01:09:16,428 --> 01:09:18,119
I don't have enough brainpower
1474
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,328
to make a decision either way.
1475
01:09:20,363 --> 01:09:23,883
- Full impact yodel wrestling,
that's a great hobby.
1476
01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:25,575
And as for the hair,
1477
01:09:27,093 --> 01:09:30,131
how about bald with a
tattoo of a chipmunk
1478
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,133
clinging to your scalp?
1479
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,376
You're welcome.
1480
01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:37,242
- I just love the wrestlers.
1481
01:09:37,276 --> 01:09:40,037
I think their
uniforms are dishy.
1482
01:09:41,556 --> 01:09:44,076
I think I might call
for cheerleader.
1483
01:09:44,110 --> 01:09:46,458
Hey team, what's that sound?
1484
01:09:46,492 --> 01:09:49,012
Eagles running
prey to the ground!
1485
01:09:49,046 --> 01:09:50,186
Then shake it.
1486
01:09:51,877 --> 01:09:53,016
We shake it.
1487
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:54,051
- Go grandma.
1488
01:09:54,086 --> 01:09:55,570
- Oh so you agree?
1489
01:09:57,952 --> 01:09:59,333
Hey, uh,
1490
01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:00,679
I gotta let you go.
1491
01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:02,957
Yeah, okay, all right, bye.
1492
01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:09,412
Mom?
1493
01:10:11,862 --> 01:10:14,693
Are you okay to go
to the playground?
1494
01:10:14,727 --> 01:10:17,627
- I'm a good
babysitter Missus, um,
1495
01:10:18,766 --> 01:10:20,181
- Mom?
1496
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,147
- Oh Susie.
1497
01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:23,460
I'm okay.
1498
01:10:24,979 --> 01:10:26,394
- You sure?
1499
01:10:26,429 --> 01:10:27,257
- Well,
1500
01:10:28,707 --> 01:10:32,849
I get confused sometimes
with the time and the year
1501
01:10:32,883 --> 01:10:35,507
but they'll be fine with me.
1502
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,818
They ground me.
1503
01:10:37,957 --> 01:10:40,028
When it's just me with them,
1504
01:10:40,063 --> 01:10:42,272
I never get confused.
1505
01:10:42,307 --> 01:10:46,897
Hell, you call them by their
wrong names half the time.
1506
01:10:47,795 --> 01:10:49,037
- You're right.
1507
01:10:50,591 --> 01:10:53,801
You take good care
of your grandbabies.
1508
01:10:56,182 --> 01:10:58,944
- I don't know how
you do it, Susie,
1509
01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:02,879
taking care of all
those babies and me.
1510
01:11:02,913 --> 01:11:05,571
And it means the world to me
1511
01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:08,436
being here with
them and with you.
1512
01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:10,335
- Mom.
1513
01:11:11,681 --> 01:11:12,958
We're a family.
1514
01:11:14,511 --> 01:11:16,513
You belong here with us.
1515
01:11:17,928 --> 01:11:18,757
Come here.
1516
01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:24,694
- You're my favorite
child, you know.
1517
01:11:24,728 --> 01:11:27,248
Don't tell your brother.
1518
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:28,939
- I'm an only child, remember.
1519
01:11:28,974 --> 01:11:32,495
- I'm just pulling
your damn leg.
1520
01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:34,911
Besides, you ruined my uterus,
1521
01:11:34,945 --> 01:11:36,464
tore that place right up.
1522
01:11:36,499 --> 01:11:37,327
- Mom!
1523
01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:42,470
- I'm taking off with
the little beasties now.
1524
01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,714
You get your work done.
1525
01:11:44,748 --> 01:11:45,991
- Yeah, I will.
1526
01:11:47,993 --> 01:11:49,960
Get my work done, right.
1527
01:12:02,421 --> 01:12:03,836
- Well you look happy.
1528
01:12:03,871 --> 01:12:06,977
- That is because I am a genius.
1529
01:12:07,012 --> 01:12:09,221
- Well tell that to
your last report card.
1530
01:12:09,255 --> 01:12:11,361
- Please, Grade Point
Averages are big brother's way
1531
01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:13,156
of controlling the masses.
1532
01:12:13,190 --> 01:12:17,505
More importantly, I'm going
to Grammy camp after all.
1533
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,713
- What is this?
1534
01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:20,266
- The answer to
all of my problems.
1535
01:12:20,301 --> 01:12:22,993
We can record the performance
in front of a live audience
1536
01:12:23,028 --> 01:12:26,203
and it all goes down three
days before the deadline.
1537
01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:27,377
- Look, Pearl.
1538
01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:32,071
I know you're excited
and you guys are awesome
1539
01:12:32,106 --> 01:12:36,006
but I mean there's a lot
of talent in this state.
1540
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:38,699
- Yeah but this is my last shot.
1541
01:12:39,838 --> 01:12:42,530
And I have a few
tricks up my sleeve.
1542
01:12:42,565 --> 01:12:44,394
- Oh yeah, like what?
1543
01:12:44,429 --> 01:12:46,258
- You'll see.
1544
01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,121
- Okay.
1545
01:12:48,294 --> 01:12:49,779
Well, buckle up.
1546
01:12:49,813 --> 01:12:53,438
We have four minutes to pick
up Frank from Robotics club.
1547
01:12:53,472 --> 01:12:55,094
- Can't we just leave him
with his fellow robots
1548
01:12:55,129 --> 01:12:56,786
where he'll actually be happy?
1549
01:12:56,820 --> 01:12:58,546
- I thought you guys
were getting along.
1550
01:12:58,581 --> 01:13:00,168
- You have to question
the values of someone
1551
01:13:00,203 --> 01:13:01,687
who suddenly respects
you after getting busted
1552
01:13:01,722 --> 01:13:03,379
on school profanity.
1553
01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:06,174
- True.
1554
01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:15,598
- See you guys.
1555
01:13:15,632 --> 01:13:17,116
- Hey, Chris.
1556
01:13:17,151 --> 01:13:18,739
Hey man.
1557
01:13:18,773 --> 01:13:21,189
- So you said you got some
favor to ask, get clothes,
1558
01:13:21,224 --> 01:13:23,847
want more advice about women?
1559
01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:25,297
- Ah no.
1560
01:13:25,331 --> 01:13:27,782
You said you had a friend
who pays top dollar
1561
01:13:27,817 --> 01:13:30,923
sports memorabilla collectibles,
that type of thing.
1562
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,615
- Ah yeah, yeah I do.
1563
01:13:32,649 --> 01:13:33,719
What you got?
1564
01:13:52,842 --> 01:13:55,085
[knocking]
1565
01:13:56,397 --> 01:13:58,192
- Hey, you got a minute?
1566
01:13:58,226 --> 01:13:59,504
- Um, yeah sure.
1567
01:14:01,713 --> 01:14:05,302
Not like I'm making any
real progress here anyways.
1568
01:14:05,337 --> 01:14:07,028
- Ah, what's that?
1569
01:14:07,063 --> 01:14:09,168
- We're studying
DNA and identity.
1570
01:14:09,203 --> 01:14:11,101
Part of the project is
examples of dominant
1571
01:14:11,136 --> 01:14:13,690
and recessive factors
we get from our parents.
1572
01:14:13,725 --> 01:14:17,418
And how you're very
related to our siblings.
1573
01:14:20,076 --> 01:14:22,458
- Hm. Sometimes we get
the opportunity
1574
01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:25,046
to educate our teachers.
1575
01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:29,050
How are you planning on
expressing yourself on this?
1576
01:14:29,085 --> 01:14:31,121
- During research on the
majority and minority groups
1577
01:14:31,156 --> 01:14:33,710
in the area of China I'm from,
1578
01:14:33,745 --> 01:14:37,611
which is actually
really fascinating,
1579
01:14:37,645 --> 01:14:39,578
I just can't find the
right words to relate it
1580
01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,131
to the assignment.
1581
01:14:44,376 --> 01:14:47,828
- Maybe you'll have some
interesting perspective,
1582
01:14:47,862 --> 01:14:50,106
some nature versus nurture.
1583
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,315
- Maybe.
1584
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:55,491
So what's up?
1585
01:14:57,907 --> 01:14:59,702
- I've been thinking about camp.
1586
01:14:59,736 --> 01:15:03,464
- Look, I understand
with the move and all,
1587
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,638
we can't afford it.
1588
01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:05,777
I get it.
1589
01:15:05,811 --> 01:15:06,916
Lot of maths.
1590
01:15:08,055 --> 01:15:10,298
- I know, I know
it's important to you
1591
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,439
but yeah it's been a crazy year.
1592
01:15:13,474 --> 01:15:16,753
- I don't need
lectures on patience.
1593
01:15:16,788 --> 01:15:18,583
This year was different.
1594
01:15:18,617 --> 01:15:21,793
And Tyler freaking Joseph will
be there in New York Week.
1595
01:15:21,827 --> 01:15:23,622
I mean Tyler and Luminous Hearts
1596
01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:25,728
is masterclassing the LA Week.
1597
01:15:25,762 --> 01:15:29,248
I mean those are two of
my biggest influences.
1598
01:15:29,283 --> 01:15:32,769
But seriously, don't
worry about it, okay?
1599
01:15:33,632 --> 01:15:36,083
I'll figure this out myself.
1600
01:15:36,117 --> 01:15:39,120
- First, I'm not
here for a lecture.
1601
01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:42,883
And second, maybe you
don't need to do everything
1602
01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,229
all by yourself.
1603
01:15:44,263 --> 01:15:45,644
- Okay, I get it.
1604
01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,543
We're all family, yay.
1605
01:15:50,787 --> 01:15:54,308
- I know you weren't
thrilled about,
1606
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:56,172
you know, all of this.
1607
01:15:59,969 --> 01:16:03,248
I know what it's like
to want something so bad
1608
01:16:03,282 --> 01:16:06,113
that you'd sacrifice your left,
1609
01:16:06,147 --> 01:16:07,563
left hand for it.
1610
01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:12,982
When I was trained
to become WXC champ,
1611
01:16:14,121 --> 01:16:17,434
I sacrificed my day
job, most of my friends
1612
01:16:17,469 --> 01:16:18,953
and my girlfriend.
1613
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,508
- And you won, right?
1614
01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:24,994
That's that big gaudy
belt up at your gym.
1615
01:16:25,028 --> 01:16:25,857
- Yeah.
1616
01:16:26,927 --> 01:16:27,755
It was.
1617
01:16:30,447 --> 01:16:34,106
And now it's here, ready
to follow a new dream.
1618
01:16:34,141 --> 01:16:35,211
- That's not.
1619
01:16:37,282 --> 01:16:39,215
Are you serious?
1620
01:16:39,249 --> 01:16:41,079
But that was your dream.
1621
01:16:41,113 --> 01:16:43,460
- Yeah, and now it's yours.
1622
01:16:43,495 --> 01:16:45,842
I can go visit it
on display in LA
1623
01:16:45,877 --> 01:16:48,431
whenever you become
a big rockstar.
1624
01:16:48,465 --> 01:16:50,467
- No, you can't do this.
1625
01:16:52,055 --> 01:16:54,057
I mean Frank wants
that Robotics kit
1626
01:16:54,092 --> 01:16:55,749
and Miles is probably
going to get early entry
1627
01:16:55,783 --> 01:16:57,820
into MIT next year.
1628
01:16:57,854 --> 01:17:00,374
That belongs to
your kids, not me.
1629
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,894
- Jesus Pearl, you are my kid.
1630
01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:05,966
I mean I know Clive is your dad
1631
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,106
but you're my family too.
1632
01:17:09,694 --> 01:17:11,212
Frank's got a part time job,
1633
01:17:11,247 --> 01:17:14,112
he's won most of
the money he needs.
1634
01:17:14,146 --> 01:17:16,770
Miles has got scholarships.
1635
01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:19,255
- Just because you
married my mother
1636
01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:22,914
doesn't mean you have to
cut off your left, whatever
1637
01:17:22,948 --> 01:17:25,951
to help me or my
brothers and sisters.
1638
01:17:25,986 --> 01:17:29,714
- I didn't marry your
mother and end up
1639
01:17:29,748 --> 01:17:32,682
with the rest of you
guys in the bargain.
1640
01:17:32,717 --> 01:17:36,582
I fell in love with each
and every one of you.
1641
01:17:37,722 --> 01:17:40,690
I fell in love
with the way Emily
1642
01:17:40,725 --> 01:17:45,557
needs to care for everyone as
if her life depended on it.
1643
01:17:45,591 --> 01:17:49,526
I fell in love with
Toni's wit and swagger.
1644
01:17:49,561 --> 01:17:50,458
B's whimsy.
1645
01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:55,256
- Don't suppose
I made that easy.
1646
01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:57,638
- Are you kidding me?
1647
01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,296
I can't even decide what moment.
1648
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:04,680
Maybe a little at
your fearlessness.
1649
01:18:06,095 --> 01:18:10,513
Undoubtedly, standing up
to two racist little punks
1650
01:18:10,547 --> 01:18:12,653
picking on your sister
that you've known
1651
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,690
for all of three months.
1652
01:18:16,622 --> 01:18:18,279
But, without a doubt
1653
01:18:20,074 --> 01:18:23,526
the first time I heard
you sing and play.
1654
01:18:26,011 --> 01:18:30,429
Uh, it's like you popped
into existence from stardust
1655
01:18:31,568 --> 01:18:32,708
to create art.
1656
01:18:35,987 --> 01:18:36,815
You're 14.
1657
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:43,166
And you create magic in
ways I could never imagine.
1658
01:18:50,173 --> 01:18:54,005
I love you Pearl, including
your stubbornness.
1659
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,629
And I wanna do this for you
1660
01:18:57,663 --> 01:19:00,425
not because you're
Susan's daughter.
1661
01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:03,669
But because I couldn't
love you any more
1662
01:19:03,704 --> 01:19:06,189
if I would have been
there the moment
1663
01:19:06,224 --> 01:19:07,673
you were created.
1664
01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:23,482
- I love you too.
1665
01:19:25,415 --> 01:19:26,244
- What?
1666
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:30,075
- You heard me.
1667
01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:33,320
- Okay I think
everyone's been fed.
1668
01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:34,631
Keyboard is loaded.
1669
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,599
- We just finished
loading up the drums.
1670
01:19:36,633 --> 01:19:37,600
You ready, Pearl?
1671
01:19:37,634 --> 01:19:38,601
- No.
1672
01:19:38,635 --> 01:19:40,085
I mean yeah, maybe.
1673
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,604
- You got this, little nugget.
1674
01:19:41,638 --> 01:19:42,743
And we got you.
1675
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,089
- Thanks, Dylan.
1676
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:47,092
Oh Frank, the um,
1677
01:19:47,127 --> 01:19:48,818
yeah, it's fully charged, the
camera's fully charged right
1678
01:19:48,853 --> 01:19:50,026
and you have the storage thingy?
1679
01:19:50,061 --> 01:19:52,373
- Chill, everything's
checked and ready to go.
1680
01:19:52,408 --> 01:19:55,169
- Okay, let's load everyone up.
1681
01:19:56,653 --> 01:19:58,552
Everyone check their
travel buddies.
1682
01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,657
- I forgot my travel buddy.
1683
01:20:00,692 --> 01:20:02,521
- I got you buddy, you me and B.
1684
01:20:02,556 --> 01:20:03,384
Let's go.
1685
01:20:06,353 --> 01:20:08,804
[chattering]
1686
01:20:11,427 --> 01:20:14,533
- Um, what
is she doing here?
1687
01:20:15,983 --> 01:20:17,951
- I don't know.
1688
01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:20,712
- Lila Jean, this is
my sorority sister,
1689
01:20:20,746 --> 01:20:24,889
Betsy Snowden, the new
CEO of Snowden Meats.
1690
01:20:24,923 --> 01:20:26,304
- It is such a
pleasure to meet you.
1691
01:20:26,338 --> 01:20:27,823
- And you.
1692
01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:29,790
After the show, I have a
few juicy college stories
1693
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:30,998
about your aunt.
1694
01:20:31,033 --> 01:20:33,863
- And, that you
wouldn't dare, actually.
1695
01:20:33,898 --> 01:20:35,175
- On second thought,
you probably have a few
1696
01:20:35,209 --> 01:20:37,073
stories on me as well.
1697
01:20:37,108 --> 01:20:40,421
- This is Paul Deville,
of Deville Real Estate.
1698
01:20:40,456 --> 01:20:43,010
- Charmed, I look forward
to hearing you play.
1699
01:20:43,045 --> 01:20:44,287
- Pleasure's all mine.
1700
01:20:44,322 --> 01:20:46,186
- And he's also a member
of the club with me.
1701
01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:47,497
- Oh and I've had the pleasure
1702
01:20:47,532 --> 01:20:49,810
of getting in the way
of her golf slice.
1703
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,815
- Oh come on, I'm
not that bad. [laughing]
1704
01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:57,611
Welcome everybody, hi.
1705
01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,095
Before we begin,
we're about to start,
1706
01:20:59,130 --> 01:21:01,408
I'd like to ask everyone to
turn off your cellphones please.
1707
01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:04,273
- Do you know if
grandpa's here yet?
1708
01:21:04,307 --> 01:21:07,448
- I don't know mom, are we
saving the seat for G-Pa?
1709
01:21:07,483 --> 01:21:09,450
- Um, I don't know honey.
1710
01:21:09,485 --> 01:21:10,762
- No, he's tucking in.
1711
01:21:10,796 --> 01:21:14,283
He's about a half
hour out still, so.
1712
01:21:14,317 --> 01:21:16,147
- Social media,
texting, nothing.
1713
01:21:16,181 --> 01:21:17,907
Please, no sharing until Friday
1714
01:21:17,942 --> 01:21:20,392
when the show airs on
TV18 White Murdoch Cable.
1715
01:21:20,427 --> 01:21:21,255
Okay?
1716
01:21:22,394 --> 01:21:25,397
And we are going
live in five, four.
1717
01:21:27,123 --> 01:21:28,814
Welcome friends to
the first Annual
1718
01:21:28,849 --> 01:21:31,403
State Youth Talent Competition.
1719
01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:44,416
♪ Everything's oh so fun
1720
01:21:44,451 --> 01:21:47,178
♪ Nobody's safe when
we can't find a nun ♪
1721
01:21:47,212 --> 01:21:50,319
♪ Spread your arms
across that tree ♪
1722
01:21:50,353 --> 01:21:53,943
♪ I spread the love
you gave to me ♪
1723
01:22:11,478 --> 01:22:15,068
- Pearl Song, you're
on deck in five.
1724
01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:17,380
- We're
next, are you ready?
1725
01:22:17,415 --> 01:22:18,243
- I think.
1726
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,970
Only two more acts after us, so
1727
01:22:21,005 --> 01:22:24,594
assuming I don't faceplant,
I think we have a good shot.
1728
01:22:24,629 --> 01:22:25,457
Okay.
1729
01:22:35,847 --> 01:22:36,813
- Hi.
1730
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:37,676
- Hi.
1731
01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:41,439
Are you Dr. Bunsen?
1732
01:22:41,473 --> 01:22:43,372
- Why yes I am, young lady.
1733
01:22:43,406 --> 01:22:45,408
- I loved your show, can
I have your autograph?
1734
01:22:45,443 --> 01:22:46,444
- Well sure.
1735
01:22:48,411 --> 01:22:49,481
You have a pen?
1736
01:22:49,516 --> 01:22:50,517
- Here you go.
1737
01:22:50,551 --> 01:22:51,380
- Thanks.
1738
01:22:51,414 --> 01:22:52,208
What's your name?
1739
01:22:52,243 --> 01:22:53,037
- Laura.
1740
01:22:56,212 --> 01:22:57,006
- There you go.
1741
01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:57,869
- Thank you.
1742
01:22:57,903 --> 01:22:59,353
- You're welcome.
1743
01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:02,356
But, that's the autograph
you should be getting.
1744
01:23:02,391 --> 01:23:05,325
Pearl Song, she's
my granddaughter.
1745
01:23:07,430 --> 01:23:09,812
- Hi everyone,
hi, it's me again.
1746
01:23:09,846 --> 01:23:11,055
Just a quick note.
1747
01:23:11,089 --> 01:23:12,263
I've been informed
that our next act
1748
01:23:12,297 --> 01:23:13,919
has a change in name.
1749
01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:15,956
Instead of the Pearl Song band,
1750
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,064
please welcome The United
Colors of Bennett Song.
1751
01:23:28,106 --> 01:23:33,111
♪ We are stars beneath the sky
1752
01:23:33,215 --> 01:23:38,392
♪ We are roots
beneath the stone ♪
1753
01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:44,122
♪ We offer up our lives
1754
01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:48,609
♪ We offer up our bones
1755
01:23:48,644 --> 01:23:53,649
♪ Each one of us different
yet so much the same ♪
1756
01:23:54,753 --> 01:23:58,861
♪ We weather the
sunshine and the rain ♪
1757
01:23:59,758 --> 01:24:01,484
♪ Through seasons of heartache
1758
01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:04,970
♪ Seasons of change
1759
01:24:05,005 --> 01:24:09,665
♪ Somehow we still remain
1760
01:24:09,699 --> 01:24:14,704
♪ We are not alone
1761
01:24:15,602 --> 01:24:18,432
♪ Roots beneath the stone
1762
01:24:21,711 --> 01:24:26,371
♪ We are voice upon the sand
1763
01:24:26,406 --> 01:24:31,411
♪ Seeking answers in the dark
1764
01:24:32,584 --> 01:24:36,519
♪ We create the future
with our hands ♪
1765
01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:41,697
♪ In the image of our hearts
1766
01:24:41,731 --> 01:24:44,113
♪ Each one of us different
1767
01:24:44,148 --> 01:24:46,805
♪ Yet so much the same
1768
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:51,845
♪ We reach out for love
through joy and pain ♪
1769
01:24:52,984 --> 01:24:57,126
♪ Pray that our struggle
is not in vain ♪
1770
01:24:58,058 --> 01:25:02,442
♪ Somehow we still remain
1771
01:25:03,201 --> 01:25:07,964
♪ We are not alone
1772
01:25:08,862 --> 01:25:13,211
♪ Roots beneath the stone
1773
01:25:14,799 --> 01:25:15,869
♪ My family give me roots
1774
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:17,457
♪ My family give me wings
1775
01:25:17,491 --> 01:25:18,458
♪ We'll always eat together
1776
01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:20,184
♪ No matter what life brings
1777
01:25:20,218 --> 01:25:22,634
♪ My family may be crazy
but they make me strong ♪
1778
01:25:22,669 --> 01:25:25,534
♪ We're the United
Colors of Bennett Song ♪
1779
01:25:25,568 --> 01:25:26,776
♪ I've got a sister from Kenya
1780
01:25:26,811 --> 01:25:28,295
♪ And a brother from Romania
1781
01:25:28,330 --> 01:25:31,160
♪ Now here's some knowledge
from my sister from Albania ♪
1782
01:25:31,195 --> 01:25:33,438
♪ So many siblings from
Mumbai to Guatemala ♪
1783
01:25:33,473 --> 01:25:36,338
♪ Syria, Russia, China,
Congo, Colombiana ♪
1784
01:25:36,372 --> 01:25:37,615
♪ But no matter
where we came from ♪
1785
01:25:37,649 --> 01:25:38,892
♪ Our hearts all beat as one
1786
01:25:38,926 --> 01:25:40,169
♪ Who you love or
what you look like ♪
1787
01:25:40,204 --> 01:25:41,377
♪ You're never alone
1788
01:25:41,412 --> 01:25:42,965
♪ When you see the world
in black and white ♪
1789
01:25:42,999 --> 01:25:44,449
♪ Life is so much duller
1790
01:25:44,484 --> 01:25:47,107
♪ It's so much sweeter when
we live in living color ♪
1791
01:25:57,635 --> 01:26:02,260
♪ We are storms
beneath the sky ♪
1792
01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:07,300
♪ We are roots
beneath the stone ♪
1793
01:26:08,232 --> 01:26:12,443
♪ In our brief uncertain time
1794
01:26:13,651 --> 01:26:17,758
♪ Let our light
be clearly shown ♪
1795
01:26:18,656 --> 01:26:20,036
♪ Each one of us different
1796
01:26:20,071 --> 01:26:22,694
♪ Yet so much the same
1797
01:26:22,729 --> 01:26:25,283
♪ All the same soul
1798
01:26:25,318 --> 01:26:28,355
♪ From many names
1799
01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:33,395
♪ So many fires just one flame
1800
01:26:34,292 --> 01:26:38,434
♪ Forever we shall remain
1801
01:26:39,228 --> 01:26:43,819
♪ We are not alone
1802
01:26:44,716 --> 01:26:49,549
♪ Roots beneath the stone
1803
01:26:50,308 --> 01:26:53,138
♪ We are not alone
1804
01:27:14,815 --> 01:27:17,162
- That was surprising.
1805
01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:18,267
You're really good.
1806
01:27:18,302 --> 01:27:19,751
- Thank you.
1807
01:27:19,786 --> 01:27:23,376
- I'd say the best so
far, but I'm up next, so.
1808
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:25,378
I'm kidding.
1809
01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:27,656
- Okay, well break a leg.
1810
01:27:27,690 --> 01:27:28,933
- Thanks.
1811
01:27:28,967 --> 01:27:30,245
I think we have the
same voice teacher,
1812
01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:31,556
Miss Berthal, right?
1813
01:27:31,591 --> 01:27:32,764
- Yeah.
1814
01:27:32,799 --> 01:27:34,145
- She mentioned another
one of her students
1815
01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:35,526
is applying for Grammy.
1816
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:37,079
- Yeah, well, that's me.
1817
01:27:37,113 --> 01:27:41,394
So uh how do you know
Stevie Hawkins-White?
1818
01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:43,258
- She's my aunt.
1819
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:45,052
You must be her neighbors.
1820
01:27:45,087 --> 01:27:47,089
I've heard all
about your family.
1821
01:27:47,123 --> 01:27:49,505
- That's kinda crazy.
1822
01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,370
- Lila Jane, you're on deck.
1823
01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:53,854
- Well, I'm up.
1824
01:27:53,889 --> 01:27:55,856
Best for last, I guess.
1825
01:27:55,891 --> 01:27:56,719
Kidding.
1826
01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:04,589
- Do you guys wanna watch her?
1827
01:28:12,977 --> 01:28:15,566
Guys, I'm still freaking
out from our performance.
1828
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,363
I mean, did you see
that standing ovation?
1829
01:28:19,397 --> 01:28:20,847
I seriously think we've got this
1830
01:28:20,881 --> 01:28:23,539
unless she's really really good.
1831
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,511
♪ And this place
we're bound forever ♪
1832
01:28:29,545 --> 01:28:33,204
♪ Hold me close
1833
01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:37,070
♪ Don't let me go
1834
01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:39,348
♪ We fight sometimes
1835
01:28:39,383 --> 01:28:41,350
♪ We kiss and make up
1836
01:28:41,385 --> 01:28:45,734
♪ Heavy hearts and
pointless breakups ♪
1837
01:28:45,768 --> 01:28:47,839
- You know it's
technically bad luck
1838
01:28:47,874 --> 01:28:48,944
to say good luck.
1839
01:28:48,978 --> 01:28:49,807
- Really?
1840
01:28:50,808 --> 01:28:51,602
Oops.
1841
01:28:53,604 --> 01:28:57,539
♪ Be the one you
always want to ♪
1842
01:28:57,573 --> 01:29:02,509
♪ Everlasting
close enough to tell ♪
1843
01:29:03,303 --> 01:29:07,134
♪ You're secrets to
1844
01:29:07,169 --> 01:29:08,998
♪ So take a seat
1845
01:29:09,033 --> 01:29:12,830
♪ We'll watch the
world go blue ♪
1846
01:29:12,864 --> 01:29:16,074
♪ Ooh
1847
01:29:16,109 --> 01:29:19,284
♪ Blue
[crowd applauding]
1848
01:29:19,319 --> 01:29:21,804
♪ Ooh
1849
01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:23,772
♪ Blue
1850
01:29:36,060 --> 01:29:38,165
- Our third place prize
1851
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,340
of 200 dollars and
dinner for four
1852
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,929
at Luca's Steak Palace goes to,
1853
01:29:44,896 --> 01:29:47,416
Let's hear it for the magic
of Kent Michaels, everybody.
1854
01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:58,185
And finally, one of
these next two acts
1855
01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:02,051
will win our second place
prize of 250 dollars
1856
01:30:02,086 --> 01:30:05,710
and dinner for four at
Costa's Italian Villa.
1857
01:30:05,745 --> 01:30:07,816
And the other will
win our grand prize
1858
01:30:07,850 --> 01:30:11,233
of 2,500 dollars and
a three month supply
1859
01:30:11,267 --> 01:30:15,962
of meats for the whole
family from Snowden Meats.
1860
01:30:15,996 --> 01:30:18,447
Second place goes to,
1861
01:30:18,482 --> 01:30:19,828
uh I could puke.
1862
01:30:22,106 --> 01:30:24,108
The United Colors
of Bennet Song.
1863
01:30:30,735 --> 01:30:32,565
And our big winner is,
1864
01:30:33,911 --> 01:30:35,878
Miss Lila Jane.
1865
01:30:40,780 --> 01:30:42,229
Great job everybody.
1866
01:30:42,264 --> 01:30:43,472
One more round of applause
for our big winners.
1867
01:30:58,073 --> 01:30:59,246
- Sorry, sweety.
1868
01:30:59,281 --> 01:31:00,903
You guys were awesome.
1869
01:31:00,938 --> 01:31:02,387
- You were great.
1870
01:31:04,666 --> 01:31:07,289
- You really were extraordinary.
1871
01:31:07,323 --> 01:31:08,463
- You got my vote, kiddo.
1872
01:31:08,497 --> 01:31:10,326
Keep up the good work.
1873
01:31:11,224 --> 01:31:12,225
- Very nice.
1874
01:31:16,401 --> 01:31:17,713
- Mr. Bennett, a word please.
1875
01:31:17,748 --> 01:31:18,956
- Sure.
1876
01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:20,198
- This is Paul Deville,
he's one of the judges
1877
01:31:20,233 --> 01:31:21,855
of the talent show.
1878
01:31:21,890 --> 01:31:23,408
- Mr. Bennett, it's been
brought to our attention
1879
01:31:23,443 --> 01:31:26,446
that this young man videotaped
portions of the show.
1880
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,413
- Yeah, what's the problem?
1881
01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:30,519
- Well the application
of programs stipulate
1882
01:31:30,554 --> 01:31:33,798
that the show or results
couldn't be taped
1883
01:31:33,833 --> 01:31:35,697
without permission
from the committee.
1884
01:31:35,731 --> 01:31:37,077
Due to the risk
that it would air
1885
01:31:37,112 --> 01:31:39,252
before the actual TV debut.
1886
01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,254
- But other parents were taping.
1887
01:31:41,288 --> 01:31:42,704
- Well I don't know
about any others
1888
01:31:42,738 --> 01:31:46,328
but I'm afraid we're gonna
have to confiscate the drive.
1889
01:31:46,362 --> 01:31:48,951
You can file the paperwork
online today for clearance.
1890
01:31:48,986 --> 01:31:50,643
- What, can we do
it here and now?
1891
01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:52,576
- We don't have
any of the paperwork here.
1892
01:31:52,610 --> 01:31:55,544
- No, I need that footage
edited two days from now.
1893
01:31:55,579 --> 01:31:57,822
We won't post it
anywhere, I swear.
1894
01:31:57,857 --> 01:31:59,721
- I can't do anything.
1895
01:31:59,755 --> 01:32:00,756
- Mom?
1896
01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:02,206
- Oh my god.
1897
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,173
- Stevie, I can personally
deliver the form to you tonight.
1898
01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:06,831
Can we, I mean surely you
can provide that clearance.
1899
01:32:06,866 --> 01:32:09,282
- I can't tonight, I'm sorry.
1900
01:32:14,839 --> 01:32:16,427
- Dylan will you
help me with my keyboard?
1901
01:32:16,461 --> 01:32:19,395
- Sure girl, let's go.
1902
01:32:19,430 --> 01:32:21,328
- What are we gonna do?
1903
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:41,279
- Well, there's my
little rockstar.
1904
01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,870
And up by the crack of noon.
1905
01:32:47,803 --> 01:32:49,218
- It's spring break.
1906
01:32:49,253 --> 01:32:51,186
You're lucky the sun's still up.
1907
01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:53,913
- Ah, to be a teenager.
1908
01:32:54,258 --> 01:32:58,883
You know, I'm very proud
of what you did yesterday.
1909
01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,473
- But I lost.
1910
01:33:04,648 --> 01:33:06,615
And I needed that money.
1911
01:33:06,650 --> 01:33:09,204
Even more, I needed that video.
1912
01:33:09,238 --> 01:33:12,828
- Well I suppose you
could look at it that way.
1913
01:33:12,863 --> 01:33:15,969
But you created
art out of thin air
1914
01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:19,559
and you did it with
people you love.
1915
01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:20,422
- Yeah.
1916
01:33:22,355 --> 01:33:25,600
I get it, process is more
important than the result.
1917
01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:26,428
- Pearl?
1918
01:33:28,154 --> 01:33:28,982
Pearl.
1919
01:33:30,674 --> 01:33:33,815
Art gives a voice
to the voiceless.
1920
01:33:33,849 --> 01:33:37,646
It opens minds and hearts
to progress and healing.
1921
01:33:37,681 --> 01:33:39,614
It inspires, it unites.
1922
01:33:41,857 --> 01:33:44,377
We need our stories, our songs
1923
01:33:45,516 --> 01:33:48,174
to help us through tough times.
1924
01:33:48,208 --> 01:33:50,486
Just as we need our
family to lean on
1925
01:33:50,521 --> 01:33:51,867
when times are tough.
1926
01:33:51,902 --> 01:33:54,974
And guess what,
kiddo, you have both.
1927
01:33:57,493 --> 01:34:00,600
- Yeah but, all I
did was write a song
1928
01:34:02,567 --> 01:34:03,810
and perform it.
1929
01:34:05,191 --> 01:34:07,883
At a talent show which I lost.
1930
01:34:07,918 --> 01:34:09,920
- Hello, earth to Pearl.
1931
01:34:11,991 --> 01:34:16,443
Have you heard anything
I've been saying here?
1932
01:34:16,478 --> 01:34:17,306
Pearl.
1933
01:34:18,549 --> 01:34:20,275
You did so much more.
1934
01:34:22,795 --> 01:34:25,556
My show was on for a long time.
1935
01:34:25,590 --> 01:34:26,591
It still is.
1936
01:34:27,489 --> 01:34:29,629
And many people thing Dr. Bunsen
1937
01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:31,527
was all fluff.
1938
01:34:31,562 --> 01:34:32,563
Not to kids.
1939
01:34:33,978 --> 01:34:38,051
To the kids, I was the voice
of support and authority.
1940
01:34:38,086 --> 01:34:40,916
A kind adult with answers.
1941
01:34:40,951 --> 01:34:42,815
I made a difference.
1942
01:34:42,849 --> 01:34:44,092
And so can you.
1943
01:34:49,062 --> 01:34:52,065
- I never really
thought about that.
1944
01:34:53,273 --> 01:34:55,897
But I mean I can see
that in your fans.
1945
01:34:55,931 --> 01:34:58,658
- Hey, if I spend
the rest of my days
1946
01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:03,628
doing community theater or the
occasional bedpan commercial,
1947
01:35:04,768 --> 01:35:06,977
I'll still be taking my
audience on a journey
1948
01:35:07,011 --> 01:35:10,014
because it's not about
winning or losing.
1949
01:35:10,049 --> 01:35:14,087
It's about making something
that didn't exist before
1950
01:35:14,122 --> 01:35:16,193
mean something to others.
1951
01:35:17,056 --> 01:35:19,990
It's about sharing our dreams,
1952
01:35:20,024 --> 01:35:22,475
our songs, with our audience.
1953
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,274
- Thanks, Sam.
1954
01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:31,795
G-Pa.
1955
01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:35,833
- It's all in a day's work.
1956
01:35:35,868 --> 01:35:37,628
Now if you'll excuse me.
1957
01:35:37,662 --> 01:35:39,423
I have an appointment to
help your brother Patrick
1958
01:35:39,457 --> 01:35:40,700
with a dilemma.
1959
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,908
It seems that he's got
a crush on a brunette
1960
01:35:41,943 --> 01:35:44,014
cutie at school.
1961
01:35:44,048 --> 01:35:47,327
- I don't have a
brother named Patrick.
1962
01:35:50,503 --> 01:35:51,953
- Are you sure?
1963
01:35:51,987 --> 01:35:53,506
- I'm pretty sure.
1964
01:35:54,610 --> 01:35:55,439
- Really?
1965
01:35:56,820 --> 01:35:58,822
Blonde curly headed, 16.
1966
01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:01,203
Usually wears a ballcap.
1967
01:36:01,238 --> 01:36:04,966
- That's Patrick King, he
lives like a block over.
1968
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,381
- He's not my grandson?
1969
01:36:06,415 --> 01:36:07,244
- No.
1970
01:36:09,039 --> 01:36:10,350
- Oh well.
1971
01:36:10,385 --> 01:36:12,145
Chase is always on the case.
1972
01:36:12,180 --> 01:36:14,009
I go where I'm needed.
1973
01:36:27,195 --> 01:36:29,784
- Excuse
me, Mrs. Bennett.
1974
01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:31,440
- It's Doctor, actually.
1975
01:36:31,475 --> 01:36:33,097
Dr. Bennett-Song.
1976
01:36:33,132 --> 01:36:34,650
- Okay.
1977
01:36:34,685 --> 01:36:37,170
Look, I went through a lot of
trouble to get you this file.
1978
01:36:37,205 --> 01:36:38,758
- It's been three days.
1979
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:41,209
Did you get my text, my emails?
1980
01:36:41,243 --> 01:36:42,900
- You should be thanking me.
1981
01:36:42,935 --> 01:36:44,143
- I'm sure.
1982
01:36:44,177 --> 01:36:46,145
And this would have
been great yesterday.
1983
01:36:46,179 --> 01:36:48,009
Before today's
delivery deadline.
1984
01:36:48,043 --> 01:36:51,598
- Look, I know we haven't
gotten along on the best foot.
1985
01:36:51,633 --> 01:36:53,186
But I'm on my way to
the mayor's right now
1986
01:36:53,221 --> 01:36:55,395
to speak to him about
the noise ordinance.
1987
01:36:55,430 --> 01:36:57,121
We don't run
halfway houses here.
1988
01:36:57,156 --> 01:36:59,537
- Whoah, I'm sorry, did
you just call my family
1989
01:36:59,572 --> 01:37:00,745
a halfway house?
1990
01:37:00,780 --> 01:37:01,954
- I didn't mean it like that.
1991
01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:03,472
- No, no, did you?
1992
01:37:03,507 --> 01:37:05,958
- Did you say you're going
to the mayor right now?
1993
01:37:05,992 --> 01:37:07,476
- Yeah I have a private meeting.
1994
01:37:07,511 --> 01:37:08,684
- You know what, you're right.
1995
01:37:08,719 --> 01:37:10,100
We did get off on the wrong foot
1996
01:37:10,134 --> 01:37:12,827
and we're going to try
to be better neighbors.
1997
01:37:12,861 --> 01:37:15,933
But um, it's quite
the scorcher today.
1998
01:37:15,968 --> 01:37:17,279
Could I send you off with a cup
1999
01:37:17,314 --> 01:37:20,593
of the Bennett's
famous blackberry tea?
2000
01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,215
- Yeah, that'll be lovely.
2001
01:37:22,250 --> 01:37:23,768
- Cool, all right.
2002
01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:37,230
- Hey Pearl, come
here for a sec.
2003
01:37:37,265 --> 01:37:38,266
- I'm not gonna step in a nut
2004
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:40,095
and get shipped to Burma, am I?
2005
01:37:40,130 --> 01:37:41,338
- Don't give me any ideas.
2006
01:37:41,372 --> 01:37:43,236
I just wanna show you something.
2007
01:37:43,271 --> 01:37:45,652
- You've hacked NOAH
and don't want my help
2008
01:37:45,687 --> 01:37:48,276
stopping global
thermonuclear war?
2009
01:37:48,310 --> 01:37:52,211
- Again with the
ideas, just come here.
2010
01:37:52,245 --> 01:37:53,937
- All right.
2011
01:37:53,971 --> 01:37:55,490
- Well you know how you
told me to upload your video
2012
01:37:55,524 --> 01:37:56,525
a month ago?
2013
01:37:58,044 --> 01:38:00,391
- I haven't watched
it lately, but sure.
2014
01:38:00,426 --> 01:38:02,635
- Well I did a little
demographic research
2015
01:38:02,669 --> 01:38:05,431
and developed my own algorithms.
2016
01:38:05,465 --> 01:38:06,708
And watch this.
2017
01:38:10,436 --> 01:38:12,231
♪ We are stars
2018
01:38:12,265 --> 01:38:13,094
- Wait.
2019
01:38:15,820 --> 01:38:16,649
Wait.
2020
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,447
That's, that can't be right.
2021
01:38:21,481 --> 01:38:22,551
- It's right.
2022
01:38:24,001 --> 01:38:27,591
- That's six million
views, Frank.
2023
01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:29,869
- Look, that's not all.
- Oh my god!
2024
01:38:29,904 --> 01:38:32,078
- I'm not finished yet.
2025
01:38:32,113 --> 01:38:33,459
Once it hit a million views,
2026
01:38:33,493 --> 01:38:35,219
I was able to sell ad space
2027
01:38:35,254 --> 01:38:39,603
and as of this morning, we
have made, 2,435 dollars.
2028
01:38:43,262 --> 01:38:44,125
- What?
2029
01:38:45,436 --> 01:38:46,851
- Yeah, without even
selling dad's belt
2030
01:38:46,886 --> 01:38:48,957
you could still afford
to pay for your camp.
2031
01:38:48,992 --> 01:38:50,648
- But it's too late.
2032
01:38:52,029 --> 01:38:53,272
With my band out of town,
2033
01:38:53,306 --> 01:38:54,618
I have to send them
some lame solo tape
2034
01:38:54,652 --> 01:38:56,585
and I didn't get accepted.
2035
01:38:56,620 --> 01:38:58,933
- Sorry, I didn't know.
2036
01:38:58,967 --> 01:39:00,865
- Do you realize
what you've done?
2037
01:39:00,900 --> 01:39:02,833
A camp doesn't even...
2038
01:39:02,867 --> 01:39:06,699
You put my music in the ears
of six million people, Frank.
2039
01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,494
That's amazing.
2040
01:39:08,528 --> 01:39:11,704
And you keep the
money, all right.
2041
01:39:11,738 --> 01:39:13,361
I have 11 months till next year
2042
01:39:13,395 --> 01:39:18,159
and apparently, six
million new fans.
2043
01:39:18,573 --> 01:39:20,333
- That's not the end of it.
2044
01:39:20,368 --> 01:39:22,232
- How can this day
get any better?
2045
01:39:22,266 --> 01:39:27,030
- Well, I got this email from
the Sunshine Maddox Show.
2046
01:39:27,064 --> 01:39:28,169
- What?
2047
01:39:28,203 --> 01:39:29,204
- Read this.
2048
01:39:30,654 --> 01:39:34,002
- Dear Mr. Bennett, we at
the Sunshine in the Morning
2049
01:39:34,037 --> 01:39:35,866
blah blah blah.
2050
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,695
We loved your video and
would like your band
2051
01:39:37,730 --> 01:39:42,735
and family to appear on the
show in the next few weeks?
2052
01:39:43,460 --> 01:39:44,530
Oh my gosh, Frank!
2053
01:39:44,564 --> 01:39:46,394
Dude, this is amazing!
2054
01:39:49,466 --> 01:39:50,605
Frank?
2055
01:39:50,639 --> 01:39:51,882
- Yeah?
2056
01:39:51,916 --> 01:39:54,747
- Two things, one,
thank you so much.
2057
01:39:56,093 --> 01:39:57,577
- You're welcome.
2058
01:39:57,612 --> 01:40:01,926
- And two, please don't
tell anyone I hugged you.
2059
01:40:01,961 --> 01:40:03,204
- Not a chance.
2060
01:40:07,967 --> 01:40:10,280
- Yes, yes I have been, but,
2061
01:40:11,626 --> 01:40:12,454
well no.
2062
01:40:13,386 --> 01:40:14,215
I mean,
2063
01:40:16,562 --> 01:40:17,390
what?
2064
01:40:19,358 --> 01:40:20,635
- Hey, babe.
2065
01:40:20,669 --> 01:40:22,568
Everybody's in the
car, you ready to go?
2066
01:40:22,602 --> 01:40:24,225
- I'll be there in a second.
2067
01:40:24,259 --> 01:40:25,088
- Okay.
2068
01:40:29,885 --> 01:40:31,128
- Are you sure?
2069
01:40:33,924 --> 01:40:34,752
Okay.
2070
01:40:36,168 --> 01:40:37,617
I'm leaving town.
2071
01:40:41,414 --> 01:40:43,485
I'll see you on Thursday.
2072
01:41:13,101 --> 01:41:14,999
- Weren't they amazing!
2073
01:41:20,453 --> 01:41:23,215
So we heard before that
astounding performance
2074
01:41:23,249 --> 01:41:26,494
just how this lovely
family came to be.
2075
01:41:26,528 --> 01:41:30,049
And I hear that you
wrote that song.
2076
01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:31,775
And I hear that you've written
several, is that right?
2077
01:41:31,809 --> 01:41:34,985
- Yes ma'am, I've
written quite a few.
2078
01:41:35,019 --> 01:41:36,262
- Well that's impressive.
2079
01:41:36,297 --> 01:41:38,437
And you wanna be a
singer-songwriter?
2080
01:41:38,471 --> 01:41:40,818
- Absolutely, but I, well,
2081
01:41:40,853 --> 01:41:42,441
wewouldn't be
here if it weren't
2082
01:41:42,475 --> 01:41:44,201
for my computer-wiz brother.
2083
01:41:44,236 --> 01:41:47,066
- Ah, so you're the reason.
2084
01:41:47,101 --> 01:41:49,586
Well, you and your sister
must be very close.
2085
01:41:49,620 --> 01:41:54,004
- No, we actually didn't
get along at first.
2086
01:41:54,038 --> 01:41:57,904
- Oh, well that's not
what I was expecting.
2087
01:41:57,939 --> 01:41:59,251
- Oh no, but she's okay now.
2088
01:41:59,285 --> 01:42:00,286
She stood up for
my little sister
2089
01:42:00,321 --> 01:42:01,874
and called some bully--
2090
01:42:01,908 --> 01:42:06,016
- I don't think we need to
hear that story here today.
2091
01:42:06,050 --> 01:42:08,536
- Well this family
is full of surprises.
2092
01:42:08,570 --> 01:42:10,883
And we love surprises here
at Sunshine in the Morning,
2093
01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:12,402
don't we audience?
2094
01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:18,166
Well first we heard that
transportation is a challenge.
2095
01:42:18,201 --> 01:42:22,446
So back home, we have two
vans with seating for 18.
2096
01:42:27,279 --> 01:42:29,212
And all Pearl could talk
about was her brother's
2097
01:42:29,246 --> 01:42:31,938
incredible software invention.
2098
01:42:31,973 --> 01:42:36,667
So with her help, we have
an offer from JQ Robotics
2099
01:42:36,702 --> 01:42:39,014
for an internship
working with the company
2100
01:42:39,049 --> 01:42:42,708
to develop his software
to launch worldwide.
2101
01:42:44,088 --> 01:42:46,988
- That's amazing, thank you!
2102
01:42:47,022 --> 01:42:49,542
- Now I understand that
you have one in college
2103
01:42:49,577 --> 01:42:52,925
and seven more in the next
six years, is that right?
2104
01:42:52,959 --> 01:42:54,237
- Um, I haven't,
2105
01:42:55,962 --> 01:42:58,655
I haven't done
that math just yet.
2106
01:42:58,689 --> 01:43:02,624
- Well, one of our sponsors,
Freeman International Textiles
2107
01:43:02,659 --> 01:43:05,282
would like to hire you
for a series of ads
2108
01:43:05,317 --> 01:43:07,491
for their international
inspired clothing line,
2109
01:43:07,526 --> 01:43:09,044
Gypsy Chic.
2110
01:43:09,079 --> 01:43:10,736
And they'd like to pay you
2111
01:43:10,770 --> 01:43:13,911
with a 150,000
dollar college fund.
2112
01:43:18,053 --> 01:43:20,849
So now besides
all the tech help,
2113
01:43:20,884 --> 01:43:22,989
we do know that this
all started with a dream
2114
01:43:23,024 --> 01:43:24,715
of a 14 year old girl.
2115
01:43:24,750 --> 01:43:25,854
Is that right?
2116
01:43:25,889 --> 01:43:27,201
- Well 15 now.
2117
01:43:27,235 --> 01:43:29,962
And I did originally for
a spot at Grammy camp
2118
01:43:29,996 --> 01:43:33,655
but I mean, this is the
best day of my life.
2119
01:43:35,381 --> 01:43:38,246
- Mom, do you have what
we asked you to bring?
2120
01:43:38,281 --> 01:43:39,247
- I sure do.
2121
01:43:43,078 --> 01:43:45,805
- So we made a call to
a few of our friends
2122
01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:48,291
and we shared your video.
2123
01:43:48,325 --> 01:43:50,983
And when your family
flies home in two days,
2124
01:43:51,017 --> 01:43:53,123
you'll be staying
here in New York
2125
01:43:53,157 --> 01:43:55,194
to begin your
first week of camp.
2126
01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:57,300
- Dude, are you for real?
2127
01:43:58,162 --> 01:43:59,681
Oh God!
2128
01:43:59,716 --> 01:44:02,477
- Well we just love
surprises, right audience?
2129
01:44:02,512 --> 01:44:04,307
Now I'd just like to take
this moment to thank
2130
01:44:04,341 --> 01:44:07,724
the lovely United Colors
of Bennett Song and Family
2131
01:44:07,758 --> 01:44:11,037
for gracing our stage
with their talents today.
2132
01:44:11,072 --> 01:44:13,350
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
2133
01:44:13,385 --> 01:44:17,251
We have one more gift for
you from one of our sponsors.
2134
01:44:17,285 --> 01:44:19,356
- Okay, I get this one.
2135
01:44:19,391 --> 01:44:22,566
A private jet for our
family to fly around on.
2136
01:44:22,601 --> 01:44:24,119
Yeah, yeah, right?
2137
01:44:24,982 --> 01:44:27,088
- No, this is a tiny one.
2138
01:44:28,192 --> 01:44:32,024
We have a 2,000 dollar gift card
2139
01:44:32,058 --> 01:44:35,372
from Blushing Babies
Furniture and more.
2140
01:44:36,891 --> 01:44:37,719
- Um.
2141
01:44:39,859 --> 01:44:43,622
Our, our youngest is four?
2142
01:44:43,794 --> 01:44:45,313
I mean thank you.
2143
01:44:45,348 --> 01:44:48,040
But I don't even really see how.
2144
01:44:48,868 --> 01:44:53,287
Oh, unless you...
2145
01:44:59,672 --> 01:45:02,123
- You're gonna be a
big sister, Billie.
2146
01:45:02,157 --> 01:45:03,987
- I am, I'll be
a good big sister
2147
01:45:04,021 --> 01:45:05,333
just like Pearl.
2148
01:45:07,231 --> 01:45:09,130
- Yes you will.
2149
01:45:11,166 --> 01:45:15,757
Oh, I got an A in
my science project.
2150
01:45:15,964 --> 01:45:19,416
But honestly I can't
say I know a whole lot
2151
01:45:19,451 --> 01:45:23,386
about DNA and how it
shapes our identity.
2152
01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:25,319
I do agree with my
teacher that it's hard
2153
01:45:25,353 --> 01:45:26,906
to look at families
and be able to argue
2154
01:45:26,941 --> 01:45:29,392
against some higher
power at work.
2155
01:45:29,426 --> 01:45:31,946
But it can't all be chemistry.
2156
01:45:33,706 --> 01:45:37,089
Science may eventually come
up with all the explanations.
2157
01:45:37,123 --> 01:45:40,403
But that doesn't deny the
existence of
2158
01:45:40,437 --> 01:45:42,474
miracles in my book.
2159
01:45:43,716 --> 01:45:45,718
Most of my classmates
focused on their eyes,
2160
01:45:45,753 --> 01:45:47,410
ears, noses, mouths,
2161
01:45:48,618 --> 01:45:50,240
in showing how their
identity was carved
2162
01:45:50,274 --> 01:45:52,829
from generations of family DNA.
2163
01:45:54,831 --> 01:45:59,422
My biological parents gave
me the greatest gift of all.
2164
01:46:00,388 --> 01:46:03,667
What I got from their
sacrifice is this...
2165
01:46:03,702 --> 01:46:05,117
- Do we have a cat?
2166
01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:09,880
- Crazy, chaotic miracle
of love that is my family.
2167
01:46:11,434 --> 01:46:13,988
There's no denying
that wherever I go
2168
01:46:14,022 --> 01:46:17,232
and whatever I
create in this world,
2169
01:46:17,267 --> 01:46:20,408
they are the biggest
part of who I am.
2170
01:46:22,928 --> 01:46:27,933
♪ We are fires upon the sand
2171
01:46:28,830 --> 01:46:32,972
♪ Seeking answers in the dark
2172
01:46:34,146 --> 01:46:38,184
♪ We create the future
with our hands ♪
2173
01:46:39,082 --> 01:46:43,224
♪ In the image of our heart
2174
01:46:43,258 --> 01:46:45,675
♪ Each one of us different
2175
01:46:45,709 --> 01:46:48,505
♪ Yet so much the same
2176
01:46:48,540 --> 01:46:53,545
♪ We reach out for love
through joy and pain ♪
2177
01:46:54,684 --> 01:46:58,791
♪ Pray that our struggle
is not in vain ♪
2178
01:46:59,689 --> 01:47:04,418
♪ Somehow we still remain
2179
01:47:05,177 --> 01:47:09,630
♪ We are not alone
2180
01:47:10,527 --> 01:47:14,807
♪ Roots beneath the stone
2181
01:47:16,430 --> 01:47:17,500
♪ My family give me roots
2182
01:47:17,534 --> 01:47:19,053
♪ My family give me wings
2183
01:47:19,087 --> 01:47:20,226
♪ We'll always eat together
2184
01:47:20,261 --> 01:47:21,883
♪ No matter what life brings
2185
01:47:21,918 --> 01:47:24,334
♪ My family may be crazy
but they make me strong ♪
2186
01:47:24,368 --> 01:47:27,130
♪ We're the United
Colors of Bennett Song ♪
2187
01:47:27,164 --> 01:47:28,338
♪ I've got a sister from Kenya
2188
01:47:28,372 --> 01:47:29,995
♪ And a brother from Romania
2189
01:47:30,029 --> 01:47:32,963
♪ Now here's some knowledge
from my sister from Albania ♪
2190
01:47:32,998 --> 01:47:35,103
♪ So many siblings from
Mumbai to Guatemala ♪
2191
01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:37,968
♪ Syria, Russia, China,
Congo, Colombiana ♪
2192
01:47:38,003 --> 01:47:39,314
♪ But no matter
where we came from ♪
2193
01:47:39,349 --> 01:47:40,592
♪ Our hearts all beat as one
2194
01:47:40,626 --> 01:47:41,834
♪ Who you love or
what you look like ♪
2195
01:47:41,869 --> 01:47:43,111
♪ You're never alone
2196
01:47:43,146 --> 01:47:44,630
♪ When you see the world
in black and white ♪
2197
01:47:44,665 --> 01:47:46,149
♪ Life is so much duller
2198
01:47:46,183 --> 01:47:48,841
♪ It's so much sweeter when
we live in living color ♪
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