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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:14,357 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:02:02,229 --> 00:02:04,394 Deflection is good. 3 00:02:04,396 --> 00:02:05,465 Off the post! 4 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,168 Now out of the zone in the center of the ice. 5 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:11,301 Look out! 6 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,872 Oo, just missed it. 7 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,876 Dumps it off and chases on the fly. 8 00:02:18,211 --> 00:02:21,111 Westridge now pouring in off the bench. 9 00:02:21,113 --> 00:02:22,212 What a hit! 10 00:02:45,338 --> 00:02:47,504 What the hell, man? 11 00:02:47,506 --> 00:02:49,439 What are you doing out of bed? 12 00:02:49,441 --> 00:02:51,278 I can't go to sleep. 13 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:54,646 Tell me a story. 14 00:02:54,648 --> 00:02:56,380 Tell you a story? 15 00:02:56,382 --> 00:02:57,917 A scary story. 16 00:02:58,652 --> 00:03:01,019 You want me to tell you a scary story? 17 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:02,253 Yep. 18 00:03:02,255 --> 00:03:04,021 I'm trying to watch the game. 19 00:03:04,023 --> 00:03:04,657 Please. 20 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:10,662 Okay, you want a scary story? 21 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:13,000 I'll tell you a scary story. 22 00:03:14,134 --> 00:03:17,001 He shoots, he scores! 23 00:03:17,003 --> 00:03:20,504 Let's see, ah, I got one for you. 24 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:24,609 Once upon a time there was a guy named Johnny. 25 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:28,111 You see, the thing you got to know about Johnny is, 26 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:30,681 Johnny is an asshole. 27 00:04:38,684 --> 00:04:41,151 What the fuck is this? 28 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:43,086 It is your lunch, señor Johnny. 29 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:45,358 No, you ignorant wetback. 30 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,328 Is this metal? 31 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:54,264 Sí, señor Johnny, that is a metal spoon. 32 00:04:54,266 --> 00:04:57,769 How many times have I said that I cannot eat 33 00:04:57,771 --> 00:05:00,071 with metal utensils? 34 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:03,507 I follow a strict Edo period macrobiotic diet 35 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,278 which means no metal. 36 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,512 I apologize señor Johnny, 37 00:05:08,514 --> 00:05:09,713 I can bring you a plastic... 38 00:05:09,715 --> 00:05:12,449 Plastic, are you loca señorita? 39 00:05:12,451 --> 00:05:13,754 Wood, I need wood. 40 00:05:15,254 --> 00:05:18,158 I apologize señor Johnny. 41 00:05:20,393 --> 00:05:22,192 It's okay. 42 00:05:22,194 --> 00:05:23,429 Now, come here. 43 00:05:30,102 --> 00:05:34,273 It's too late, you've already tainted it with the metal. 44 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:38,412 Forget it, I'll get something later. 45 00:05:40,814 --> 00:05:42,049 No. 46 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:46,283 Go get the hypoallergenic cloth, then wipe it up. 47 00:05:46,285 --> 00:05:48,054 Sí, señor Johnny. 48 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:55,793 Like two little piglets wrestling under a blanket. 49 00:05:55,795 --> 00:05:57,595 How many kids do you have, Lucia. 50 00:05:57,597 --> 00:05:59,863 Seis, señor Johnny. 51 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:03,100 And that's why you're not invited. 52 00:06:03,102 --> 00:06:06,739 Those things must just fall out at this point. 53 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:15,545 Stop! 54 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:16,646 Stop! 55 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:19,584 You freaking taco, what do you think you're doing? 56 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:21,586 Ah, sí, señor Johnny. 57 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,790 What, what are you saying? 58 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:27,124 Speak English. 59 00:06:27,126 --> 00:06:29,127 Ah, no hablo ingles, señor Johnny. 60 00:06:29,129 --> 00:06:30,495 Hablo español, 61 00:06:30,497 --> 00:06:32,800 No salt, the salt you idiot. 62 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,766 I said you only pour salt in the pool 63 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:39,237 with pink Himalayan sea salt. 64 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:42,139 Ah, sí, señor Johnny, yeah. 65 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:45,143 Abominable blazario. 66 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:47,214 Oh my God, no, Himalayan. 67 00:06:48,648 --> 00:06:50,417 Alejandro, Alejandro! 68 00:06:51,316 --> 00:06:53,119 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 69 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,155 Yes, sir. 70 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:59,225 Will you please translate Jose for me? 71 00:07:00,893 --> 00:07:04,098 I don't speak Spanish, Mr. Johnny. 72 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:08,533 Your name is Alejandro, how could you not speak Spanish? 73 00:07:08,535 --> 00:07:09,567 Sir, my actual name... 74 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:18,209 Señor Johnny, you have to forgive my husband. 75 00:07:18,211 --> 00:07:20,177 He's having mental problems, you know he did not... 76 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:21,415 What is that? 77 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:24,882 The micro-antibacterial rag. 78 00:07:24,884 --> 00:07:27,386 No, no, those are my boxers. 79 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:30,655 Give me that. 80 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:31,492 Aiesha! 81 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:37,163 Aiesha! 82 00:07:40,699 --> 00:07:42,966 What the fuck, Aiesha? 83 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:44,968 Seriously, how dumb are you? 84 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:48,738 Why in the Philippians, would you but my white boxers 85 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:50,908 in with my brand new red sheets? 86 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:54,780 Well, Mr. Johnny, if you brought me that... 87 00:08:08,994 --> 00:08:10,860 Damn these bloody bitches. 88 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:14,233 Why is it so hard to get fucking laid. 89 00:08:17,737 --> 00:08:19,306 You, you can do it. 90 00:08:21,874 --> 00:08:24,374 I ain't sleeping with you, Mr. Johnny. 91 00:08:24,376 --> 00:08:25,875 You wish. 92 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:28,913 Now go get this chick and drop her off where I tell you. 93 00:08:28,915 --> 00:08:30,781 I ain't a taxi service. 94 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:33,884 Besides, you have one of them pick her up. 95 00:08:33,886 --> 00:08:36,721 You're whatever Ben Franklin says you are. 96 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:38,923 Besides, those fence fairies clown car 97 00:08:38,925 --> 00:08:43,229 probably smells like refried beans and tampico. 98 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,902 And if I don't? 99 00:08:50,303 --> 00:08:53,004 Then you're out of a job. 100 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:54,572 Thank you, Mr. Johnny. 101 00:08:54,574 --> 00:08:57,910 It's been a real pleasure working for you. 102 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,615 Okay, what do you want? 103 00:09:04,317 --> 00:09:05,919 I want an invite. 104 00:09:08,288 --> 00:09:10,288 It's for hot girls only. 105 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:12,289 Well, it looks like you're going to be one hot girl short. 106 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,960 Goodbye, Mr. Johnny. 107 00:09:16,596 --> 00:09:17,998 Okay, fine, wait. 108 00:09:21,034 --> 00:09:24,938 I'll text you the address when I'm on the road. 109 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,046 Hey, don't short change me 110 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,514 on the weeding and shit, Alejandro. 111 00:09:37,516 --> 00:09:39,517 Got my eye on you. 112 00:09:39,519 --> 00:09:42,919 Don't make me call immigration. 113 00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:44,721 Why isn't my shit loaded yet? 114 00:09:44,723 --> 00:09:47,627 I'll get right on it, Mr. Johnny. 115 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:56,933 Did he just threaten to call immigration on y'all? 116 00:09:56,935 --> 00:10:00,339 He still thinks we're fucking Mexicans. 117 00:10:01,506 --> 00:10:03,977 I mean, do we look Mexican to you? 118 00:10:07,713 --> 00:10:11,682 You know damn well I ain't no Mexican. 119 00:10:11,684 --> 00:10:12,850 I got to go guys. 120 00:10:12,852 --> 00:10:16,086 I got to run an errand for Mr. Johnny. 121 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:12,710 Jennifer, we need to go get Brittany from the club. 122 00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:15,881 Who the hell is Brittany. 123 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:28,527 Hey, you friends of Johnny's? 124 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:30,894 Get in. 125 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,897 Woo, that's that I'm talking about! 126 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,565 Party time! 127 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,402 Woo! 128 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,207 Okay, remember now, Johnny can't know that we're dating. 129 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:46,009 Luke, we've been dating for a year 130 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,846 and I still haven't met your brother. 131 00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:50,214 Yeah, but Johnny's a big prick, 132 00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:53,918 I don't think you want to meet him. 133 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,220 Are you sure this is going to be safe? 134 00:11:56,222 --> 00:11:58,556 Yeah, why would it not be safe? 135 00:11:58,558 --> 00:12:02,396 What if he tries to sleep with me? 136 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,629 I don't think he's going to be trying to sleep with you. 137 00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:08,097 How do you know that? 138 00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:10,701 Cause you're not his type, he only likes fun girls. 139 00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,770 Motherfucker. 140 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,739 He expects us to walk. 141 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,175 Damn it. 142 00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:44,662 You know, it's really cool that you don't have a radio. 143 00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,996 Gave us a chance to talk, you know. 144 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,298 Really get to know each other 145 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,568 and connect on a spiritual level. 146 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:53,706 Hey, should I come with you? 147 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:57,707 Totally feeling you, man. 148 00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:01,814 We should be quiet, take in the nature that surrounds us. 149 00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:34,912 I think we have to walk. 150 00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,818 Yeah, it's just like you could feel the ora of people, 151 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,621 you know, it's like it radiates off of them, you know. 152 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:47,890 Like Brittany's ora is kind of like dark, you know. 153 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:51,828 Yours is like, like I can feel that you feel me, you know. 154 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:54,398 It's like that time Johnny walked into the vape shop. 155 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,767 Ah, like, I knew there was something different. 156 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,302 Just something about his ora. 157 00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:01,107 Do you hear the bells? 158 00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:03,376 Oh my God. 159 00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:09,712 This is so fucking cool, man. 160 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:20,423 You two really make a cute couple. 161 00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,359 Oh, we're not a couple. 162 00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:24,327 I'm just a random hot girl he found on the street. 163 00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,062 Street? 164 00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:28,197 Oh my God, no, no you should really try dancing instead. 165 00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:29,365 It's how Johnny and I meet. 166 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,067 She's not a hooker. 167 00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:33,736 Oh, well either way, dancing is amazing for the body. 168 00:15:33,738 --> 00:15:35,272 Like seriously, you should see what it does... 169 00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:36,340 She's not going to be a stripper either. 170 00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:38,174 I'm a CPA actually. 171 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:41,080 So, you like to watch people pee? 172 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,181 I wonder why Aiesha's here? 173 00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:47,817 Oh my God, I am so glad that they brought Aiesha 174 00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:49,887 I bet she's here to do the laundry. 175 00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:52,155 I don't think this place has running water. 176 00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:53,225 Wait, what? 177 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:06,736 Where's Johnny? 178 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,772 How the hell should I know? 179 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:57,016 Welcome everybody, please have a seat. 180 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:11,961 Hear ye, hear ye, I officially commence 181 00:18:11,963 --> 00:18:16,168 this years haunted hot girl and one black bitch challenge. 182 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:22,442 No, no, no, you see it's okay, cause he's an asshole. 183 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:25,976 What are you doing out of bed? 184 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:27,877 Just getting some water. 185 00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,212 What's he doing out of bed? 186 00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:31,515 He couldn't sleep so I'm telling him a story. 187 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,151 How many beers has he had? 188 00:18:34,153 --> 00:18:35,152 Stolen and clear to the center, 189 00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:36,021 down the ice. 190 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:41,528 They're just hanging on now with 2:36 to go. 191 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,597 Up to the line gathering speed. 192 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,634 That pass does not connect. 193 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:54,471 His stories are better when he's drunk. 194 00:18:54,473 --> 00:18:56,539 - Alright. - Continue. 195 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,911 So, anyway, where was I? 196 00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:01,580 Mm, yeah I got it. 197 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:04,481 Alright, haunted hot girl... 198 00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:07,886 Girl and one black bitch challenge. 199 00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:11,421 The rules are simple. 200 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:14,223 You spin the gun and wherever it lands 201 00:19:14,225 --> 00:19:16,425 is where you stay for the night. 202 00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:19,264 If you leave, you're disqualified. 203 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:22,566 If you give up, you must yell, 204 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:27,336 "Johnny has the biggest cock I've ever seen." 205 00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,071 That's it. 206 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:32,608 You wish, my petite Nubian house servant. 207 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,679 No, I like to change the odds up every year 208 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,382 and this one is no exception. 209 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:41,451 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, 210 00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,888 the Devil's Acid. 211 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:48,392 Oh hell no, I ain't doing no drugs. 212 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,626 Well then there's the door. 213 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:52,564 No acid, no competir. 214 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:56,098 Those are the rules, comprende? 215 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,545 Well, show me the money. 216 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,622 That's what I thought. 217 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:20,193 Now, one more rule. 218 00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,297 Cell phones in the basket. 219 00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:46,920 I have placed battery operated cameras everywhere. 220 00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:51,691 So, I will know if you attempt to cheat. 221 00:20:55,994 --> 00:20:57,463 Is that dad's gun? 222 00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:00,630 Yeah, ass wipe, it is. 223 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:04,567 He left it to me, just like he left everything else. 224 00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:08,005 Wait a second, how did you get this place? 225 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,642 Airbnb, now shut up! 226 00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:14,577 It's on the internet. 227 00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:17,748 Now we'll go from a scale of hotness so Delilah you're up. 228 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,482 What, Johnny? 229 00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:20,319 What? 230 00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:26,789 Oo, the prison chapel. 231 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,759 It's time for you to find God, Delilah. 232 00:21:29,761 --> 00:21:32,729 Maybe if you're lucky, I'll help you look for him. 233 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,636 Open wide. 234 00:21:43,809 --> 00:21:45,011 Excuse me. 235 00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:49,378 Hi, I'm so sorry, could you just move her right along 236 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:53,051 so we can move onto the next hottest please. 237 00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:19,342 Okay, so onto the next hottest. 238 00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:20,179 Let's see. 239 00:22:28,553 --> 00:22:31,320 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 240 00:22:31,322 --> 00:22:33,025 She's new, okay. 241 00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:35,694 She's new. 242 00:22:37,096 --> 00:22:39,531 Well played little brother. 243 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:43,799 You didn't think I'd figure it out did you? 244 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,469 What? 245 00:22:45,471 --> 00:22:49,239 You knew I wouldn't plow her because she's a stuck up, 246 00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:52,744 tight wound bitch with a stick up her ass. 247 00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:56,278 - Yeah. - I'm proud of you. 248 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,548 For once little brother. 249 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,819 Why don't you do the honors. 250 00:23:03,688 --> 00:23:04,855 Spin it? 251 00:23:04,857 --> 00:23:06,123 Oh. 252 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:06,759 Um. 253 00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:13,529 Whoa. 254 00:23:13,531 --> 00:23:15,798 That's the scariest place in the whole prison. 255 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,836 Boo! 256 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,742 And for you. 257 00:23:31,817 --> 00:23:32,652 Well go. 258 00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:36,489 - Yeah. - Okay. 259 00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:42,528 And Luke, after you take her. 260 00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,561 Be sure to come back right away. 261 00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:47,631 I need you for some insurance polices. 262 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,900 Yeah, but if the acid is as strong as you say it is, 263 00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:51,101 how are we going to... 264 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:55,141 Just shut your pie hole and get back here mucho fasto. 265 00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:06,618 Now it's your turn my little trailer park princess. 266 00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:17,394 Oo, that place has a lot of beds. 267 00:24:17,396 --> 00:24:21,964 So, am I supposed to be like Goldilocks or something? 268 00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,169 No, it's so we can... 269 00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:28,273 You know what, never mind. 270 00:24:30,908 --> 00:24:32,277 Now open wide. 271 00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:37,315 Won't be the last time I say that tonight. 272 00:24:39,651 --> 00:24:42,321 So, what do I do with my bags. 273 00:24:45,557 --> 00:24:46,893 What the hell? 274 00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:49,960 What did you plan on going? 275 00:24:49,962 --> 00:24:51,661 I told you to pack like you were camping. 276 00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,363 I really thought that you would have an RV. 277 00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:55,298 You know, not the small one like my papaw lives in 278 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,433 you know, that sits on blocks and doesn't go anywhere, 279 00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:58,801 but like, you know, one like Blake Shelton 280 00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,569 might go on tour in. 281 00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:01,406 Yeah. 282 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,375 Nevermind. 283 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:08,444 You go ahead and have some fun. 284 00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:11,617 Dr. Johnny will check up on you later. 285 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,354 Wait, I thought that you went to law school. 286 00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:38,243 And of course I save the least hottest for last. 287 00:25:40,011 --> 00:25:42,447 Time to drop a little acid. 288 00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:46,819 Now spin and take your hit. 289 00:25:53,492 --> 00:25:56,058 Give me the fucking bag of money. 290 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:59,962 Right now and I'll let your sorry ass live. 291 00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:02,501 They're like suites, okay. 292 00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:05,567 Everything's fine Brittany. 293 00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:07,272 Everything's fine. 294 00:26:10,742 --> 00:26:14,411 At least we have electricity, that's good. 295 00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:17,282 Oh, patient rooms, oxygen, okay. 296 00:26:20,452 --> 00:26:21,953 My room, okay, no. 297 00:26:23,088 --> 00:26:26,892 Oh, that's nice, clean, let nothing behind. 298 00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:30,328 Okay. 299 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:35,667 It's for like a special meeting room or something. 300 00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:42,540 You dumb bitch. 301 00:26:44,975 --> 00:26:46,311 It ain't loaded. 302 00:26:51,683 --> 00:26:53,083 See. 303 00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:54,151 It's just like your grandmother's house, you know, 304 00:26:54,153 --> 00:26:55,518 the boogieman isn't real, it's all in your head. 305 00:26:57,121 --> 00:26:57,956 Oh, Bambi. 306 00:26:59,523 --> 00:27:00,592 I'm so sorry. 307 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:10,836 Shit, oh shit. 308 00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:20,576 I swear to God I'm going to stop eating meat. 309 00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:22,112 God, yes, Jesus, right. 310 00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,547 If you pray to the Lord you won't get abducted by ghosts, 311 00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:25,781 it makes sense. 312 00:27:25,783 --> 00:27:27,951 Okay, you hear that ghosts? 313 00:27:27,953 --> 00:27:30,386 You can't get me because I believe in God. 314 00:27:30,388 --> 00:27:32,388 Jesus died for me. 315 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,425 Okay. 316 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,792 Oh my God, okay. 317 00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:40,963 Oh, okay, everything's fine, it's not creepy at all. 318 00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:42,499 See, he's just messing with you Brittany, 319 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:43,732 that's all it is... Oh my God, 320 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:46,502 he gave you the one with the spa. 321 00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:48,003 That sweet boy. 322 00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:50,606 See, he's not all bad, you're fine Brittany, you're fine. 323 00:28:18,569 --> 00:28:23,071 So, what did he mean insurance policies? 324 00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:26,608 Oh, he just means like pranks and stuff like that. 325 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,111 Does he scare us? 326 00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:32,816 Yeah, it's just masks and props and lights and, 327 00:28:32,818 --> 00:28:35,451 it's kind of like a haunted house. 328 00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:42,994 Luke. 329 00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,165 Luke, hey, you okay? 330 00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:48,700 Yeah. 331 00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,166 Yeah, that acid's kicking in. 332 00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:53,138 We need to go to our room. 333 00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:03,779 I think this is the safest place. 334 00:29:03,781 --> 00:29:06,516 Johnny said this is the scariest place in the prison. 335 00:29:06,518 --> 00:29:09,088 Yeah, but it's the most secure. 336 00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:15,491 You're not going to try to scare me or freak me out right? 337 00:29:15,493 --> 00:29:18,763 No, I was actually thinking we could. 338 00:29:26,238 --> 00:29:28,171 Have you ever made love on acid on before? 339 00:29:28,173 --> 00:29:29,008 No. 340 00:29:30,142 --> 00:29:34,611 I think we should try to start this trip out right. 341 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:37,982 - Fuck Luke. - Goddammit. 342 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:41,183 Why the fuck did you do that Luke? 343 00:29:41,185 --> 00:29:42,751 That wasn't me, I swear. 344 00:29:42,753 --> 00:29:44,520 God, you just said you help him 345 00:29:44,522 --> 00:29:46,858 with his insurance policies. 346 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,192 Yeah, but I think he does that to fuck with me 347 00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:51,260 just as much as he does to fuck with you. 348 00:29:51,262 --> 00:29:53,796 Okay, alright, you know what Luke? 349 00:29:53,798 --> 00:29:54,931 This is what you're going to do. 350 00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:56,066 You're going to go out there 351 00:29:56,068 --> 00:29:57,634 and you're going to help your brother scare the shit 352 00:29:57,636 --> 00:29:59,903 out of those other girls so they lose. 353 00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:03,105 But what if he comes and scares you when I'm gone? 354 00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:06,009 Then you stay on his ass til those other girls are gone 355 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:10,279 and you get him so fucked up he passes out. 356 00:30:10,281 --> 00:30:11,483 Then what? 357 00:30:13,117 --> 00:30:17,490 Then we come back here, maybe I'll make a man out of you. 358 00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,027 - Um, fuck. - Go. 359 00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:42,681 It's not bad at all. 360 00:30:45,684 --> 00:30:47,317 You can do this Brittany. 361 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:49,251 Just like that time you stayed at that Hilton. 362 00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,721 You know, you just never speak about it again. 363 00:30:52,723 --> 00:30:55,624 That's real, that's real. 364 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,196 That's real, everything's okay. 365 00:31:00,632 --> 00:31:02,332 You know what, it's okay. 366 00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:06,669 Everything's fine, I'm fine, this is fine. 367 00:31:06,671 --> 00:31:07,306 Okay. 368 00:31:08,706 --> 00:31:11,676 Where's Aiesha when you need her? 369 00:31:19,184 --> 00:31:20,085 Okay, okay. 370 00:31:23,855 --> 00:31:24,757 Okay, okay. 371 00:31:25,991 --> 00:31:28,223 Okay, that's good. 372 00:31:28,225 --> 00:31:28,859 Okay. 373 00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:34,730 Not what I signed up for but. 374 00:31:34,732 --> 00:31:36,365 I mean, I really thought they would have a valet service. 375 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:38,334 Thank God, fresh sheets. 376 00:31:38,336 --> 00:31:39,868 You think of everything Brittany. 377 00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,974 See, people don't think you're smart. 378 00:31:44,274 --> 00:31:46,174 I knew I forgot instructions. 379 00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:48,243 Okay, how does Aiesha do it. 380 00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:49,080 It's like, 381 00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,383 you know, this is when you need Aiesha. 382 00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:55,218 All she had to do was just come with me and do the sheets. 383 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:58,954 I don't really think that's too much to ask. 384 00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:01,824 That's not right, we'll come back to that, okay. 385 00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:02,661 It's fine. 386 00:32:06,665 --> 00:32:09,399 Oh my God, I forgot about you. 387 00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:12,669 Oh my gosh, oh happy day. 388 00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:13,869 I'm going to name you Fredrick. 389 00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,207 Where am I going to put you? 390 00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:17,977 Okay. 391 00:32:19,444 --> 00:32:20,346 Convenient. 392 00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,648 You're real. 393 00:32:25,783 --> 00:32:29,352 It smells like somebody died, but you won't, you won't. 394 00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:32,355 Okay Fredrick, you sit there. 395 00:32:32,357 --> 00:32:35,692 Okay, you can be my only friend tonight Fredrick. 396 00:32:35,694 --> 00:32:37,261 Oh my God, you match! 397 00:32:38,262 --> 00:32:39,729 We didn't even plan it. 398 00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:42,397 Oh my God, it's like we were meant to be. 399 00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,771 Seriously Fredrick, nobody understands me the way you do. 400 00:32:48,373 --> 00:32:50,173 Do you love it? 401 00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:51,307 I know, thank you. 402 00:32:51,309 --> 00:32:54,143 Thank you so much, I do think it brings out my eyes. 403 00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:55,411 You are so sweet. 404 00:32:55,413 --> 00:32:56,445 He's not even going to be mad that 405 00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:59,082 I bought them on his Planex card. 406 00:32:59,084 --> 00:32:59,885 Okay. 407 00:33:06,223 --> 00:33:10,727 Ah yeah, she was wearing this black lace outfit 408 00:33:10,729 --> 00:33:12,929 and these tight little jeans 409 00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:16,265 and just started to shimmy right out of them. 410 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:17,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 411 00:33:17,402 --> 00:33:18,934 No one wants to see that. 412 00:33:18,936 --> 00:33:20,470 What happened to Aiesha? 413 00:33:20,472 --> 00:33:23,005 Oh yeah, Aiesha, yeah, yeah. 414 00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:24,240 I was getting to that, I was getting to that. 415 00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:25,173 It's cool, it's cool. 416 00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,843 Alright, so check it out. 417 00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:30,480 Johnny was knocked slapped the fuck out, right 418 00:33:30,482 --> 00:33:34,784 and he's in this naughty dream with this disgusting shit, 419 00:33:34,786 --> 00:33:35,884 whatever the fuck Johnny dreams of. 420 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:24,068 Luke! Luke! 421 00:34:25,569 --> 00:34:26,805 Luke! 422 00:34:28,138 --> 00:34:30,374 Where are you man, come on! 423 00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:38,816 Luke! 424 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,520 Luke! 425 00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:47,390 Where are you, you pussy? 426 00:35:02,874 --> 00:35:06,845 Johnny, looks like you're in a bit of a pickle, my friend. 427 00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:11,450 What you need is a spiritual awakening. 428 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:14,852 Won't you come over here. 429 00:35:15,919 --> 00:35:17,421 Take this iowaska. 430 00:35:20,158 --> 00:35:22,261 Go bone that hippy chick. 431 00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,995 Stop worrying about that dead girl. 432 00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:28,897 She ain't going anywhere. 433 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,334 Go have some fun. 434 00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:36,408 Thanks, iowaska shaman. 435 00:36:13,611 --> 00:36:14,743 Hey. 436 00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:18,950 Oh my God, you came, I didn't think you could make it. 437 00:36:19,684 --> 00:36:22,553 How could I ever let you down? 438 00:36:23,955 --> 00:36:26,592 Look what he did, isn't this amazing? 439 00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:31,863 Ah, Delilah, you always see the best in people. 440 00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:38,936 I think you need to look a little closer. 441 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,918 Oh, Delilah, are you ready to find God yet? 442 00:36:58,222 --> 00:36:59,455 I don't want him to see me. 443 00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:00,359 No, wait. 444 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:05,930 Hey, flower girl. 445 00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,665 Have you found your lord and savior? 446 00:37:15,205 --> 00:37:17,541 He's right in front of me. 447 00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:24,015 You ever hear of iowaska? 448 00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:28,084 This'll make you see the universe. 449 00:37:28,086 --> 00:37:28,921 Oh yeah. 450 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,022 Wait. 451 00:37:33,992 --> 00:37:37,296 I have a secret I've never told you about. 452 00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:41,699 Oh, wait, you're not a dude are you? 453 00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,736 Is that a problem? 454 00:37:46,738 --> 00:37:48,636 Just kidding, silly. 455 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:54,743 - Someone's here with me. - Oo. 456 00:37:54,745 --> 00:37:58,082 And she's just like me only naughtier. 457 00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,720 You mean like a naughty twin? 458 00:38:04,022 --> 00:38:06,756 You want me to bring her out? 459 00:38:06,758 --> 00:38:09,225 I'm scared but yeah baby. 460 00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:11,560 Bring that naughty twin out. 461 00:38:11,562 --> 00:38:13,428 She's starts shaking her ass 462 00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:17,566 and crawling real slow underneath the table. 463 00:38:17,568 --> 00:38:19,267 All of a sudden. 464 00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:22,974 So, why is she crawling under the table? 465 00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,207 It's for dramatic effect, moron. 466 00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,213 You need another beer. 467 00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:41,092 This is the best ass ever. 468 00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:48,064 So, the basic conceptualization of the Copenhagen theory 469 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:53,069 is that all particles exist of waves of probability. 470 00:38:53,071 --> 00:38:54,037 Yes. 471 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:57,408 Now, apply that theory to larger articles. 472 00:38:59,142 --> 00:38:59,774 Oh. 473 00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:15,659 Check. 474 00:39:25,368 --> 00:39:29,540 Come on, cowboy, how about a little role in the hay? 475 00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:35,647 Don't mind if I do, little lady. 476 00:39:36,814 --> 00:39:38,817 Don't forget about me. 477 00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:47,723 Do you know, you kind of look like Jenny's groundskeeper. 478 00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:50,593 I mean, he's kind of cute but he's a groundskeeper. 479 00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:53,194 I mean, I would never. 480 00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:56,397 I did let him watch me sunbathe though once. 481 00:39:56,399 --> 00:40:00,238 So, tell me, how much do professors make, hmm? 482 00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:03,307 Jennifer. 483 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:09,347 Come here, I want to show you something. 484 00:42:05,028 --> 00:42:05,863 Johnny? 485 00:42:33,823 --> 00:42:36,325 What's your malfunction little brother? 486 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:40,361 Why are you interrupting something so beautiful? 487 00:42:40,363 --> 00:42:41,462 You told me to come back and help you 488 00:42:41,464 --> 00:42:43,968 when I was done with Jennifer. 489 00:42:45,368 --> 00:42:48,240 Oh, yeah, right. How's that going? 490 00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:51,406 It's alright. 491 00:42:51,408 --> 00:42:53,475 Hey, I found everyone except for Aiesha. 492 00:42:53,477 --> 00:42:55,410 Do you know where she's at? 493 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:56,747 Oh, yeah, right. 494 00:42:58,649 --> 00:42:59,848 Don't move. 495 00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:03,785 When I come back, I'll help you find God. 496 00:43:03,787 --> 00:43:04,622 Come on. 497 00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:11,794 Luke, there's something I got to show you. 498 00:43:11,796 --> 00:43:13,495 But you can't lose your shit. 499 00:43:13,497 --> 00:43:16,368 Can't you just tell me? 500 00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,939 I got to show it to you. 501 00:43:25,975 --> 00:43:29,345 And by the way, clean yourself up. 502 00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:31,649 You look like a Chinese whore. 503 00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:35,720 Johnny? Johnny. 504 00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:46,928 What the poop dick? 505 00:43:46,930 --> 00:43:49,464 She was just right here. 506 00:43:49,466 --> 00:43:51,899 Who Johnny, what happened? 507 00:43:51,901 --> 00:43:53,435 Aiesha. 508 00:43:53,437 --> 00:43:55,006 I fucking shot her. 509 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,841 Are you sure? 510 00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:02,814 Yes, I'm fucking sure, look at all this blood. 511 00:44:05,115 --> 00:44:08,819 Johnny, maybe she crawled off somewhere. 512 00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:11,754 Let's go find her. 513 00:44:11,756 --> 00:44:13,758 We have to finish her. 514 00:44:16,127 --> 00:44:16,961 What? 515 00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:19,564 Think about it. 516 00:44:20,798 --> 00:44:24,133 Two white dudes trespassing in a prison 517 00:44:24,135 --> 00:44:26,000 with a bunch of acid tripping chicks 518 00:44:26,002 --> 00:44:28,837 and the one that dies is the black one. 519 00:44:28,839 --> 00:44:29,671 Yeah. 520 00:44:29,673 --> 00:44:31,807 We'll get the chair. 521 00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:34,410 This isn't 1950s Alabama anymore, Luke. 522 00:44:34,412 --> 00:44:35,647 It's not, fuck. 523 00:44:39,182 --> 00:44:41,685 What do you mean, trespassing? 524 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,390 I broke in here stupid. 525 00:44:47,024 --> 00:44:51,192 I thought you said this was an Airbnb, Johnny? 526 00:44:51,194 --> 00:44:54,399 Yeah, Luke, got it through Airbnb. 527 00:44:57,100 --> 00:45:00,435 Either way, we have to find her and we have to find her now 528 00:45:00,437 --> 00:45:03,774 before someone finds her in the morning. 529 00:45:08,511 --> 00:45:09,147 Shit. 530 00:45:12,216 --> 00:45:14,015 I don't see the gun. 531 00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,017 Johnny, I don't see the fucking gun either man. 532 00:45:17,187 --> 00:45:19,390 Oh, shit, it's Jennifer. 533 00:45:20,057 --> 00:45:21,689 Don't you even think about it. 534 00:45:21,691 --> 00:45:24,192 You help your brother. 535 00:45:24,194 --> 00:45:26,430 Bro, I'm out, bro. 536 00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,834 If I go down, you go down. 537 00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:35,169 Find this walking problem. 538 00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:36,140 Oh yeah, no. 539 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,462 Professor? 540 00:45:58,562 --> 00:45:59,164 Professor? 541 00:46:01,598 --> 00:46:02,434 Professor? 542 00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:07,569 Who the hell are you? 543 00:46:07,571 --> 00:46:09,604 Stranger danger, somebody help! 544 00:46:09,606 --> 00:46:11,573 You know exactly who I am, Brittany. 545 00:46:11,575 --> 00:46:13,609 No, I have no idea who you are. 546 00:46:13,611 --> 00:46:14,977 - Really. - Mm-hmm. 547 00:46:14,979 --> 00:46:16,211 Cause I know you. 548 00:46:16,213 --> 00:46:18,013 I've seen you rummaging around Johnny's house 549 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:20,781 looking for a safe when you thought no one was watching. 550 00:46:20,783 --> 00:46:23,819 How the fuck did you ...Okay, you know what, 551 00:46:23,821 --> 00:46:25,254 I was doing that because I just needed to... 552 00:46:25,256 --> 00:46:29,223 I know exactly what you were doing. 553 00:46:29,225 --> 00:46:31,759 Which is why I made damn sure all of you were here tonight 554 00:46:31,761 --> 00:46:34,129 to atone for your sins. 555 00:46:34,131 --> 00:46:38,834 That's why I made sure Johnny got those little party favors. 556 00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:41,203 Oh my God, it was you, you're the devil, it was your acid. 557 00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:51,013 Enjoy the rest of your night Britt brat. 558 00:46:51,015 --> 00:46:52,750 Or what's left of it. 559 00:48:08,258 --> 00:48:09,093 Aiesha? 560 00:48:12,095 --> 00:48:12,930 Aiesha? 561 00:48:15,633 --> 00:48:18,569 Where are you my sneaky succubus? 562 00:48:26,377 --> 00:48:28,377 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 563 00:48:28,379 --> 00:48:30,345 He didn't see us, he didn't see us, he didn't see us 564 00:48:30,347 --> 00:48:31,245 and it's fine Brittany, 565 00:48:31,247 --> 00:48:32,814 you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. 566 00:48:32,816 --> 00:48:35,017 Brittany, what's wrong with you? 567 00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:38,419 Oh, the devil, the devil, the devil, he was chasing me. 568 00:48:38,421 --> 00:48:40,087 What? 569 00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:41,323 The devil, the devil, the one on the acid pack, 570 00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:42,256 he came to me and he told me that 571 00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:44,660 I'm going to pay for my sins. 572 00:48:44,662 --> 00:48:45,660 Maybe it was the acid. 573 00:48:45,662 --> 00:48:50,365 No, no listen, this was real, he was real. 574 00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,636 Brittany, listen to me. 575 00:48:53,736 --> 00:48:56,671 All you have to do is say, 576 00:48:56,673 --> 00:48:59,707 "Johnny's got the biggest cock I've ever seen." 577 00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,209 I can make this all go away. 578 00:49:01,211 --> 00:49:03,712 I am not quitting Johnny, fuck you 579 00:49:03,714 --> 00:49:04,580 and where have you been, huh? 580 00:49:04,582 --> 00:49:06,848 You been out there screwing Delilah? 581 00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,417 Screwing with her baby, you know I don't like to lose. 582 00:49:09,419 --> 00:49:11,986 You know what, I'm not quitting, okay. 583 00:49:11,988 --> 00:49:13,721 So, if you need me, 584 00:49:13,723 --> 00:49:14,790 I am going to be standing right here in this corner 585 00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:18,160 having the greatest psychedelic experience ever. 586 00:49:18,162 --> 00:49:19,861 Did you know that the word psychedelic 587 00:49:19,863 --> 00:49:23,265 derives from the Greek word meaning mind or feeling? 588 00:49:23,267 --> 00:49:25,834 Yep, the professor taught me that. 589 00:49:25,836 --> 00:49:27,803 Although now I don't know, I don't know. 590 00:49:27,805 --> 00:49:29,705 I think the devil might have him under some kind of 591 00:49:29,707 --> 00:49:32,140 mind control or something. 592 00:49:33,977 --> 00:49:35,213 He's my friend. 593 00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:40,415 You haven't seen Aiesha have you? 594 00:49:40,417 --> 00:49:41,348 What the maid? 595 00:49:41,350 --> 00:49:42,783 No! 596 00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:43,984 But you know what if I had I would tell you 597 00:49:43,986 --> 00:49:45,386 because you know what, that bitch would be disqualified 598 00:49:45,388 --> 00:49:47,089 because she's out of her area right? 599 00:49:47,091 --> 00:49:49,091 What did she spin? 600 00:49:49,093 --> 00:49:50,792 Uh. 601 00:49:50,794 --> 00:49:54,395 Forgot I rigged that. 602 00:49:54,397 --> 00:49:57,734 I need to go check on Luke's yoga pants. 603 00:49:59,068 --> 00:50:01,403 Okay, it's fine, you're fine, you're fine. 604 00:50:01,405 --> 00:50:03,471 Oh God, there you are professor. 605 00:50:03,473 --> 00:50:04,441 I was worried. 606 00:50:36,506 --> 00:50:40,877 I can't wait to wear you skin. 607 00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:09,339 Over here. 608 00:52:10,367 --> 00:52:12,399 Jennifer, Jennifer. 609 00:52:12,401 --> 00:52:14,169 Jennifer, Jennifer. 610 00:52:14,171 --> 00:52:15,006 Jennifer. 611 00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:17,439 How am I supposed to win 612 00:52:17,441 --> 00:52:20,207 if you sit her cowering like an idiot. 613 00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:26,951 Step outside Jennifer. 614 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,889 I know who you are. 615 00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:36,957 You're not going to fool me. 616 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:40,263 Wait, who are the people with the devil? 617 00:52:41,231 --> 00:52:43,301 Seriously, you are like 618 00:52:44,468 --> 00:52:48,403 the worst fucking story listener ever. 619 00:52:48,405 --> 00:52:51,205 You don't need to know every little detail as it happens. 620 00:52:51,207 --> 00:52:55,378 Pay attention, it's called a set up okay, shut up. 621 00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:58,647 Alright, where was I. 622 00:52:58,649 --> 00:53:00,348 Oh, yeah, yeah. 623 00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:01,185 The devil. 624 00:53:02,653 --> 00:53:04,888 You want me to lose. 625 00:53:06,656 --> 00:53:10,658 I bet you Johnny paid you to come here and mess with us. 626 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:14,995 He's probably the one that put your face on the acid, right? 627 00:53:14,997 --> 00:53:19,533 You all think this is Johnny's game but it's not. 628 00:53:19,535 --> 00:53:21,669 This is my game. 629 00:53:30,046 --> 00:53:32,413 Not very smart Jennifer. 630 00:53:32,415 --> 00:53:34,683 This is an abandoned prison. 631 00:53:34,685 --> 00:53:38,456 I don't think anyone has keys to this cell. 632 00:53:40,691 --> 00:53:43,024 Yeah, but you know what? 633 00:53:43,026 --> 00:53:44,993 That means I can't leave. 634 00:53:44,995 --> 00:53:46,998 Which means we win, huh? 635 00:53:47,964 --> 00:53:48,999 We? 636 00:53:49,999 --> 00:53:51,001 Interesting. 637 00:53:52,169 --> 00:53:54,939 You and Luke are in this together. 638 00:53:56,707 --> 00:53:58,943 Have a good night Jennifer. 639 00:54:12,455 --> 00:54:14,024 Oh, señor Johnny? 640 00:54:15,658 --> 00:54:16,961 Señor Johnny? 641 00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,031 Wake up, señor Johnny 642 00:54:22,732 --> 00:54:24,334 Oh, señor Johnny? 643 00:54:26,102 --> 00:54:27,171 Señor Johnny? 644 00:54:29,539 --> 00:54:31,374 Wake up, señor Johnny. 645 00:54:32,776 --> 00:54:33,611 Lucia? 646 00:54:38,048 --> 00:54:40,080 Señor Johnny, you don't have time for a nap, 647 00:54:40,082 --> 00:54:41,448 you have to wake up. 648 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:43,051 You have work to do. 649 00:54:43,053 --> 00:54:44,388 - I do? - Mm-hmm. 650 00:54:45,589 --> 00:54:48,592 You have to go find Aiesha and bury her. 651 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,359 You're right. 652 00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,298 Oh, señor Johnny, one more thing. 653 00:54:56,399 --> 00:54:59,002 Here's your fucking wooden spoon. 654 00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,979 Fuck yes, there is a God. 655 00:55:38,274 --> 00:55:39,276 Luke! Luke! 656 00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:42,676 Wake the fuck up. 657 00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:44,212 What the fuck is wrong with you? 658 00:55:44,214 --> 00:55:46,150 Wake up, you pussy. 659 00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,319 I need your help. 660 00:55:51,821 --> 00:55:54,057 Johnny, the devil's here. 661 00:55:55,225 --> 00:55:57,125 What the hell are you talking about? 662 00:55:57,127 --> 00:56:00,694 The devil from the acid, he's here. 663 00:56:00,696 --> 00:56:02,863 It's the acid, stupid. 664 00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:05,600 Now get up, I found Aiesha. 665 00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:08,169 Oh, great, where is she? 666 00:56:08,171 --> 00:56:08,806 Dead. 667 00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:12,240 Now, I need you to go get the shovel, 668 00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:15,479 meet me back here, we have to bury her. 669 00:56:39,435 --> 00:56:41,636 Why do you let your brother treat you that way, Luke? 670 00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:42,473 Fuck. 671 00:56:45,307 --> 00:56:48,343 Uh, this isn't happening, you're not real, right? 672 00:56:48,345 --> 00:56:49,810 Touch me, Luke. 673 00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:50,912 - Fuck. - Touch me. 674 00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:51,912 - Fuck. - Touch me, Luke. 675 00:56:51,914 --> 00:56:53,548 I'm not touching you. 676 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:54,781 I'm not touching you. 677 00:56:54,783 --> 00:56:55,716 I'm not touching you. 678 00:56:55,718 --> 00:56:56,551 Fuck, I'm not touching you. 679 00:56:56,553 --> 00:56:57,821 - Do it. - Fuck! 680 00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:33,187 Johnny, what are you doing man? 681 00:57:33,189 --> 00:57:35,790 What does it look like I'm doing? 682 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,691 It looks like you're playing golf. 683 00:57:37,693 --> 00:57:40,861 Where's Aiesha, we don't have time for this. 684 00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,330 Shit, you're right. 685 00:57:43,332 --> 00:57:45,232 I have to go disqualify those two twats 686 00:57:45,234 --> 00:57:47,868 before I get Rick Ross. 687 00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:49,303 Start digging. 688 00:57:49,305 --> 00:57:50,437 Johnny. 689 00:57:50,439 --> 00:57:52,207 Johnny, we fucked up bad man. 690 00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:53,941 The devil's here and he's going to fucking kill us. 691 00:57:53,943 --> 00:57:56,343 Will you shut up about that devil shit. 692 00:57:56,345 --> 00:57:58,245 The devil is not real. 693 00:57:58,247 --> 00:58:00,448 He's a fucking dealer mark on a fucking acid. 694 00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:01,519 Nothing more. 695 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:07,488 Now I'm going and try to screw Delilah one more time, 696 00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:09,823 get her disqualified. 697 00:58:09,825 --> 00:58:12,426 Then I'm going to bang Brittany, get her disqualified 698 00:58:12,428 --> 00:58:15,729 and then I'm going to bring Aiesha's body back here 699 00:58:15,731 --> 00:58:19,533 and if that is not taken care of by the time I get back, 700 00:58:19,535 --> 00:58:21,935 I'm going to triple dip Jennifer. 701 00:58:21,937 --> 00:58:26,473 So, if you want first crack at it get that done 702 00:58:26,475 --> 00:58:31,245 or I'm going to go Gulliver's Travels on your ass. 703 00:58:31,247 --> 00:58:31,881 Alright. 704 00:58:34,818 --> 00:58:39,020 You got something to say to me littler brother. 705 00:58:39,022 --> 00:58:39,857 No. 706 00:58:43,026 --> 00:58:45,229 That's what I thought. 707 00:59:32,676 --> 00:59:34,311 - Delilah? - Yeah? 708 00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:41,551 Do you want to feel the ultimate power? 709 00:59:42,752 --> 00:59:43,821 Whoa, yeah. 710 00:59:47,691 --> 00:59:51,861 To gain something, you must sacrifice something. 711 00:59:53,396 --> 00:59:55,698 What do I have to sacrifice? 712 00:59:59,803 --> 01:00:01,405 Your innocence. 713 01:00:09,379 --> 01:00:12,683 That's part of who I am, that's my soul. 714 01:00:17,086 --> 01:00:20,623 Don't you want to be powerful like me? 715 01:00:34,136 --> 01:00:37,504 Oh Delilah, your king has returned. 716 01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:39,140 Hey, Johnny. 717 01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,640 Come over here and let Delilah show you 718 01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:42,713 what you've been missing. 719 01:00:50,452 --> 01:00:54,087 Johnny has the biggest cock I've ever seen. 720 01:00:54,089 --> 01:00:56,691 - You hear that? - Mm-mm. 721 01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:58,428 They're calling me. 722 01:01:00,497 --> 01:01:02,964 Don't you see, I won? 723 01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:05,799 All I have to do is disqualify those two chicks 724 01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:07,134 and then I'm going to come back and take care of 725 01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:09,506 you in more ways than one. 726 01:01:10,839 --> 01:01:13,174 This'll be the easiest year yet. 727 01:01:13,176 --> 01:01:15,412 Praise be the devil's acid. 728 01:01:16,146 --> 01:01:18,812 Praise be the devil's acid. 729 01:01:18,814 --> 01:01:21,182 Praise be the devil's acid. 730 01:01:21,184 --> 01:01:23,183 Praise be the devil's acid. 731 01:01:24,486 --> 01:01:25,852 Praise be the devil's acid. 732 01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:28,423 Praise be the devil's acid. 733 01:01:28,425 --> 01:01:30,693 Praise be the devil's acid. 734 01:01:42,138 --> 01:01:46,510 It is time for us to sacrifice your innocence. 735 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:45,535 No, no. 736 01:03:39,856 --> 01:03:43,256 Three down, oh what a save! 737 01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:45,325 Cleared but not out. 738 01:03:45,327 --> 01:03:46,861 Another shot blocked. 739 01:03:46,863 --> 01:03:50,064 I think you might want to lighten this up a bit? 740 01:03:50,066 --> 01:03:53,133 Mask out. 741 01:03:53,135 --> 01:03:57,270 Stolen and clear to the center down the ice. 742 01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:59,073 There's just hanging on now with 2:3... 743 01:03:59,075 --> 01:04:00,611 Right, right, um. 744 01:04:01,644 --> 01:04:02,279 Luke. 745 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,845 Oh, Luke, that's right. 746 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,915 Luke was about to get the fuck out of dodge, right. 747 01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:11,285 He was going to get Jessica and go get the money 748 01:04:11,287 --> 01:04:13,821 and just get the hell out of there, fuck this shit. 749 01:04:13,823 --> 01:04:15,288 But he's tripping his balls off. 750 01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:18,692 He's high as a motherfucking kite, right. 751 01:04:18,694 --> 01:04:21,662 He runs in the dining room to get the money, 752 01:04:21,664 --> 01:04:25,669 but there's a little problem once he gets there. 753 01:04:28,037 --> 01:04:31,942 Ah, god dog it, what the fuck's this, no way. 754 01:04:35,377 --> 01:04:36,613 Oh, no. 755 01:04:46,155 --> 01:04:47,654 I've got plenty of girls left 756 01:04:47,656 --> 01:04:50,057 and you're not going to stop me. 757 01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:56,666 You weighed like an elephant. 758 01:04:57,399 --> 01:04:59,970 Stop eating all that chicken. 759 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:12,982 Why won't you make love to me, Johnny? 760 01:05:15,151 --> 01:05:17,752 It's because you're black. 761 01:05:17,754 --> 01:05:20,220 I don't pork black chicks. 762 01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:23,357 We're all pink on the inside, Johnny. 763 01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:24,194 Are you? 764 01:05:25,761 --> 01:05:27,631 I've never seen one. 765 01:05:28,765 --> 01:05:32,035 I guess I was just afraid of the truth. 766 01:05:39,374 --> 01:05:41,110 Go on, take a peek. 767 01:05:43,713 --> 01:05:45,881 I'm dead and I won't mind. 768 01:05:51,687 --> 01:05:53,624 Yeah, yeah you are. 769 01:06:17,946 --> 01:06:18,781 Boys! 770 01:06:20,216 --> 01:06:22,750 Now, Mr, Fonzworth, I have told you a million times 771 01:06:22,752 --> 01:06:24,819 you cannot speak to me that way. 772 01:06:24,821 --> 01:06:28,992 I am a respectable nurse and you're too disrespectable. 773 01:06:31,026 --> 01:06:33,493 Now, Mr. Hank, you cannot put that in the back door 774 01:06:33,495 --> 01:06:35,162 for that extra 20. 775 01:06:35,164 --> 01:06:39,399 But I will let you put that finger someplace really special 776 01:06:39,401 --> 01:06:42,470 for that, but you have to be gentle. 777 01:07:00,756 --> 01:07:01,791 Babe. 778 01:07:02,492 --> 01:07:04,794 How did you get in there? 779 01:07:06,328 --> 01:07:07,763 Is there a key? 780 01:07:08,531 --> 01:07:10,531 Do you have keys? 781 01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,303 I'm going to get you some keys. 782 01:07:35,357 --> 01:07:39,729 I'm going to go get the keys and I'll be back, okay. 783 01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:47,468 Johnny. 784 01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:48,305 Johnny 785 01:07:49,372 --> 01:07:50,941 What the fuck, man? 786 01:07:53,176 --> 01:07:54,575 I know. 787 01:07:54,577 --> 01:07:57,877 I know what this looks like. 788 01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:58,814 I can explain. 789 01:07:59,981 --> 01:08:02,582 Johnny, this is unexplainable, man. 790 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:06,352 Where are the keys, Jennifer's locked in her cell? 791 01:08:06,354 --> 01:08:08,955 You're right, brother. 792 01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,991 I have the keys. 793 01:08:10,993 --> 01:08:14,028 I have the keys to her heart. 794 01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:17,997 Less burning repentance, purify lonesome candles. 795 01:08:17,999 --> 01:08:20,099 I'm sorry, Aiesha. 796 01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:22,905 We're not meant to be together. 797 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:25,305 Focus man, where are the keys? 798 01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:26,941 Jennifer's locked in her cell, I need to get her out. 799 01:08:26,943 --> 01:08:29,346 I am focused, little brother. 800 01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:33,112 You need enlightenment. 801 01:08:33,114 --> 01:08:35,452 The force is with you, Luke. 802 01:08:51,633 --> 01:08:53,634 Hey, Johnny. 803 01:08:53,636 --> 01:08:56,573 Or should I call you, Mr. Johnny? 804 01:09:01,977 --> 01:09:02,812 Delilah? 805 01:09:04,946 --> 01:09:06,949 Is this your new friend? 806 01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:09,852 Are you cheating? 807 01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:15,858 You know, since you left, you're technically disqualified. 808 01:09:26,101 --> 01:09:27,568 What the fuzz? 809 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,402 I'm not into that shit. 810 01:09:29,404 --> 01:09:32,105 Funny, your browser history says otherwise. 811 01:09:32,107 --> 01:09:36,376 Man, look, I don't even know why I'm talking to you. 812 01:09:36,378 --> 01:09:37,978 This shit isn't real. 813 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:40,482 Johnny, now the game begins. 814 01:09:42,685 --> 01:09:46,522 The game began a couple hours ago ass clown. 815 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:54,361 Alright, alright, alright. 816 01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:57,130 What you going to do now, Luke? 817 01:09:57,132 --> 01:09:59,700 I have to find keys and let Jennifer out. 818 01:09:59,702 --> 01:10:01,602 Yeah, man. 819 01:10:01,604 --> 01:10:04,170 That's exactly what you got to do. 820 01:10:04,172 --> 01:10:05,639 But you going to need some money. 821 01:10:05,641 --> 01:10:08,509 Maybe we can sell the dildos and make some money. 822 01:10:08,511 --> 01:10:12,011 Yeah, man, that's a good idea. 823 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:16,483 See, you're not as dumb as people make you out to be. 824 01:10:16,485 --> 01:10:18,154 I'm a good person. 825 01:10:19,689 --> 01:10:21,956 Nice taxidermy. 826 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,691 Thanks, man. 827 01:10:23,693 --> 01:10:25,358 What the fuck? 828 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,594 Why don't you just go away? 829 01:10:27,596 --> 01:10:29,295 You boys want to play a game, 830 01:10:29,297 --> 01:10:31,197 so that's what we're playing. 831 01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:35,268 I'm just here to make sure everything's on the up and up. 832 01:10:41,744 --> 01:10:43,609 You're just a hallucination. 833 01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:46,546 I'm tripping my balls off, that's all. 834 01:10:46,548 --> 01:10:50,617 I really don't want to hurt you, Luke. 835 01:10:50,619 --> 01:10:52,185 You seem nice enough and I don't think you meant 836 01:10:52,187 --> 01:10:54,356 to cause anybody any harm. 837 01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:59,026 But you're involved with some really bad people. 838 01:10:59,028 --> 01:11:03,162 Against my better judgment, I'm trying to let you off, 839 01:11:03,164 --> 01:11:05,001 if you just leave now. 840 01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:11,941 Fine, suit yourself, Luke. 841 01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:19,179 By the way, one of your charges got loose. 842 01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:21,048 They don't look too happy. 843 01:11:21,050 --> 01:11:21,685 Fuck! 844 01:11:26,288 --> 01:11:29,459 Oh, Delilah, your king has returned. 845 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,914 Shit! 846 01:11:54,749 --> 01:11:56,750 Stand up for yourself, Luke. 847 01:11:56,752 --> 01:11:57,584 What? 848 01:11:57,586 --> 01:12:01,287 Go on man, you can do it? 849 01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:04,425 You heard me, stand up for yourself. 850 01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:07,161 You can take her, go on. 851 01:12:07,163 --> 01:12:09,499 Yeah, you're right, I can. 852 01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,600 Fuck, Delilah! 853 01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:15,803 Shit, I'm sorry. 854 01:12:15,805 --> 01:12:17,140 What the fuck? 855 01:12:23,546 --> 01:12:24,446 Oh, fuck. 856 01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:30,117 That a boy, Luke, you did it. 857 01:12:30,119 --> 01:12:31,852 I'm proud of you boy. 858 01:12:31,854 --> 01:12:36,025 Now, go and find Jennifer before Johnny fucks her. 859 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:52,242 Open B112. 860 01:13:01,449 --> 01:13:02,883 Damnest thing, 861 01:13:02,885 --> 01:13:06,319 they left these laying up there in the control center. 862 01:13:06,321 --> 01:13:09,223 There are guard uniforms laying everywhere. 863 01:13:09,225 --> 01:13:12,562 They just walked off and left the place. 864 01:13:13,762 --> 01:13:16,266 I'm ready, padre. 865 01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:19,867 I think it's time for you to join the festivities. 866 01:13:19,869 --> 01:13:21,438 Dead man walking. 867 01:13:52,868 --> 01:13:54,934 I'm sorry, Luke. 868 01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,672 I'm sorry I used you. 869 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,210 I should've told you I used to fuck Johnny. 870 01:14:03,212 --> 01:14:04,911 I was just trying to get even 871 01:14:04,913 --> 01:14:07,380 and I was using you to do that. 872 01:14:13,454 --> 01:14:17,526 I was going to take the money and move to Mexico. 873 01:14:18,827 --> 01:14:22,132 But now they're giving me the needle. 874 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,169 Did you say you fucked Johnny? 875 01:14:31,472 --> 01:14:32,307 Yeah. 876 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:36,245 And I'll tell you something. 877 01:14:39,315 --> 01:14:43,216 He really does have the biggest cock I've ever seen. 878 01:14:43,218 --> 01:14:44,785 You're a pussy, Luke. 879 01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:47,353 You always have been and you always will be. 880 01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:48,190 Sweetie. 881 01:14:49,592 --> 01:14:50,226 Babe. 882 01:14:51,593 --> 01:14:54,694 I'm going to fucking kill you. 883 01:14:54,696 --> 01:14:57,997 How does my fucking pussy feel now? 884 01:14:57,999 --> 01:15:01,337 Ewe, gross, so, Jennifer fucked Johnny? 885 01:15:02,404 --> 01:15:04,574 No, try to keep up okay. 886 01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:07,441 This is Luke's acid trip. 887 01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,776 He's fucking tripping his balls off, alright. 888 01:15:09,778 --> 01:15:11,377 It's not what she's actually saying. 889 01:15:11,379 --> 01:15:12,645 Oh. 890 01:15:12,647 --> 01:15:14,880 And watch your fucking language. 891 01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:15,948 Push! 892 01:15:17,352 --> 01:15:18,286 Yeah, come on, it's the biggest shit 893 01:15:18,288 --> 01:15:20,786 you've ever taken in your life, come on. 894 01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:22,688 Push! 895 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:24,424 There, there it is! 896 01:15:30,031 --> 01:15:33,332 Hi, mommy, I think it's time to breastfeed. 897 01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:46,345 Mommy, I love you. 898 01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:50,317 I brought you a teddy bear. 899 01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:54,321 Johnny has the biggest cock I've ever seen! 900 01:15:54,323 --> 01:15:55,389 Johnny has the biggest cock I've ever seen! 901 01:15:55,391 --> 01:15:56,023 Professor! 902 01:15:56,025 --> 01:15:57,260 Anybody? 903 01:15:58,560 --> 01:15:59,329 Fuck! 904 01:16:02,498 --> 01:16:04,697 Mommy. 905 01:16:04,699 --> 01:16:06,032 The door's locked! 906 01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,733 I'm coming for you. 907 01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:11,337 Johnny, you're so big, I swear to God. 908 01:16:11,339 --> 01:16:13,072 Oh my God, no engagement ring is worth this. 909 01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:14,008 I hate him, I hate him. 910 01:16:14,010 --> 01:16:15,742 Oh my God, I should've seen this coming. 911 01:16:44,038 --> 01:16:45,706 You know what would be really cool? 912 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,841 If the twins grabbed her out of the cabinet, 913 01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:53,045 made out with her and then sliced her throat. 914 01:16:53,047 --> 01:16:56,116 It's fine, it's fine, shh, shh. 915 01:16:56,118 --> 01:16:59,388 Why does it smell like fucking vomit? 916 01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:01,623 Oh my God. 917 01:17:15,404 --> 01:17:19,939 You could have at least waited til I kissed her. 918 01:17:19,941 --> 01:17:21,610 It's not too late. 919 01:17:22,977 --> 01:17:23,812 Fuck it. 920 01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:26,382 What? 921 01:17:27,548 --> 01:17:30,649 No, that can't, there's no twins. 922 01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:33,652 The twinS at the demon baby birth. 923 01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,121 It's a split personality. 924 01:17:35,123 --> 01:17:36,023 Don't you get it? 925 01:17:36,025 --> 01:17:38,392 The sacrifice? It was all in her head? 926 01:17:38,394 --> 01:17:40,059 Do you understand what I'm saying? 927 01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:41,995 I like the twins idea. 928 01:17:41,997 --> 01:17:44,965 What, no. 929 01:17:44,967 --> 01:17:48,468 No, the demon baby crawled in the cabinet with her. 930 01:18:09,824 --> 01:18:13,995 ♪ Oh Lord, it feels like I'm dying ♪ 931 01:18:15,163 --> 01:18:19,068 ♪ You got to help, help me out ♪ 932 01:18:20,068 --> 01:18:22,803 ♪ I'm falling through the view ♪ 933 01:18:22,805 --> 01:18:25,438 ♪ It's blurring into you ♪ 934 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,676 ♪ Am I sorry ♪ 935 01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:36,215 ♪ I tried my best for to understand ♪ 936 01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:38,984 ♪ Tell the burning bush ♪ 937 01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:42,656 ♪ Ate the fruit in hand ♪ 938 01:18:42,658 --> 01:18:45,524 ♪ Two by two ♪ 939 01:18:45,526 --> 01:18:49,164 ♪ Ushered from a promised man ♪ 940 01:18:54,203 --> 01:18:56,638 ♪ Holy sweet ♪ 941 01:18:59,574 --> 01:19:02,544 ♪ You swallow me ♪ 942 01:19:07,248 --> 01:19:10,619 - ♪ Holy sweet ♪ - Johnny? 943 01:19:14,690 --> 01:19:15,525 Johnny? 944 01:19:19,127 --> 01:19:22,131 ♪ Will it do it, do ♪ 945 01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:27,937 ♪ Will it see me through ♪ 946 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,611 ♪ Oh, lord, it feels like I'm dying ♪ 947 01:19:37,846 --> 01:19:41,751 ♪ You got to help, help me out ♪ 948 01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:45,585 ♪ I'm falling through the view ♪ 949 01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,720 ♪ It's blurring into you ♪ 950 01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:50,256 ♪ Am I sorry ♪ 951 01:20:27,195 --> 01:20:28,030 Fuck! 952 01:21:19,981 --> 01:21:23,049 Oh look, your brother's asleep. 953 01:21:23,051 --> 01:21:25,818 Well, so, Luke bashes Johnny's head with a golf club, 954 01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:28,188 everyone lives happily ever after, the end. 955 01:21:28,190 --> 01:21:30,090 Now go to bed. 956 01:21:30,092 --> 01:21:33,359 What, no, that can't be the ending, that sucks. 957 01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,861 So what if... 958 01:21:55,316 --> 01:21:59,685 Hey bro, we should probably get out of here. 959 01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:02,255 Delilah's gone crazy. 960 01:22:02,257 --> 01:22:04,260 And I murdered Jennifer. 961 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:08,661 Something's wrong with Brittany too. 962 01:22:08,663 --> 01:22:10,663 I'll say something's wrong. 963 01:22:10,665 --> 01:22:12,732 She has no fucking head. 964 01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:13,903 Oh, goddamn. 965 01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:17,606 Poor girl. 966 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:22,274 Did you do that? 967 01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:25,144 No, I only killed Jennifer. 968 01:22:25,146 --> 01:22:25,981 What? 969 01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:31,687 Because you fucked her. 970 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,155 What? 971 01:22:43,164 --> 01:22:46,836 Man, you seriously cannot handle your drugs. 972 01:22:56,177 --> 01:22:56,811 Jennifer. 973 01:23:00,716 --> 01:23:02,952 Oo, then the twins show up. 974 01:23:13,494 --> 01:23:15,997 And they all start making out. 975 01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:19,365 Yeah, that's what I'm talking... 976 01:23:19,367 --> 01:23:21,102 There are no twins. 977 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:25,304 I really want there to be twins. 978 01:23:25,306 --> 01:23:27,809 What if the twins kill Johnny? 979 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,782 There's no fucking twins! 980 01:23:35,784 --> 01:23:38,921 Oo, what if Aiesha's brother shows up? 981 01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:42,855 Oh, son, they need to calm down. 982 01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:44,491 Things are getting a little too out of control over here. 983 01:23:44,493 --> 01:23:46,826 Come to avenge your sister? 984 01:23:46,828 --> 01:23:47,993 What? 985 01:23:47,995 --> 01:23:48,995 No. 986 01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,964 Just spit-balling here. 987 01:23:50,966 --> 01:23:53,532 Listen to the story. 988 01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:55,704 Okay, wait, where were we. 989 01:24:02,511 --> 01:24:05,310 See the groundskeeper comes down from the tower. 990 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:07,147 - Which was fucking stupid. - Calm down man. 991 01:24:07,149 --> 01:24:08,014 What are you doing? 992 01:24:08,016 --> 01:24:09,819 What are you doing? 993 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,055 Here's Johnny. 994 01:24:16,391 --> 01:24:19,826 Oh, this is where the devils sidekicks show up. 995 01:24:19,828 --> 01:24:21,960 Oh, shit, I almost forgot, you're right, the setup. 996 01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:29,469 - What the unholy hell? - Oh my God. 997 01:24:48,323 --> 01:24:50,322 I knew Aiesha was the devil. 998 01:24:50,324 --> 01:24:54,928 Oh, look at you, fucking genius, now shut up. 999 01:24:54,930 --> 01:24:57,596 What the fuck just happened? 1000 01:24:57,598 --> 01:24:59,499 Did you put real bullets in that? 1001 01:24:59,501 --> 01:25:00,666 You think I'm going to walk around here wearing a mask 1002 01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:03,836 scaring a bunch of white folk without some protection. 1003 01:25:03,838 --> 01:25:06,371 Man, that's shame about Dale. 1004 01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:08,140 Why'd he have to leave the guard tower anyway? 1005 01:25:08,142 --> 01:25:08,974 This fool would have been lights out 1006 01:25:08,976 --> 01:25:10,979 in another five minutes. 1007 01:25:14,449 --> 01:25:15,284 Damn. 1008 01:25:18,587 --> 01:25:22,154 Oh, once a hippy, always a hippy. 1009 01:25:22,156 --> 01:25:25,258 That stupid motherfucker. 1010 01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:27,262 Well, come on, let's go. 1011 01:25:28,430 --> 01:25:29,328 You get the money from Johnny's safe? 1012 01:25:29,330 --> 01:25:30,429 Easy peasy. 1013 01:25:30,431 --> 01:25:32,165 - And the code? - What else? 1014 01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:34,102 - 696969. - Predictable. 1015 01:25:46,314 --> 01:25:50,282 Wait, what was the point of the story? 1016 01:25:50,284 --> 01:25:51,917 Isn't it obvious? 1017 01:25:51,919 --> 01:25:53,152 Don't be an asshole? 1018 01:25:53,154 --> 01:25:54,924 No, don't do drugs. 1019 01:25:56,257 --> 01:25:57,091 Go to bed. 1020 01:26:12,973 --> 01:26:14,109 Coming me amour. 1021 01:27:08,229 --> 01:27:10,563 Hello? 1022 01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:11,730 Hello? 1023 01:27:11,732 --> 01:27:13,068 Is anyone there? 1024 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:15,003 Did I win? 1025 01:27:24,611 --> 01:27:28,016 You want to be the husband or the wife? 1026 01:27:32,988 --> 01:27:33,955 The husband. 1027 01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:39,759 Good, now get down and suck your wife's dick? 1028 01:27:39,761 --> 01:27:40,995 Oh, man. 1029 01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:44,600 Oh, okay. 1030 01:27:48,506 --> 01:27:53,506 Subtitles by explosiveskull 71571

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