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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Deflection is good.
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Off the post!
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Now out of the zone in
the center of the ice.
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Look out!
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Oo, just missed it.
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Dumps it off and
chases on the fly.
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Westridge now pouring
in off the bench.
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What a hit!
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What the hell, man?
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What are you doing out of bed?
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I can't go to sleep.
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Tell me a story.
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Tell you a story?
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A scary story.
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You want me to tell
you a scary story?
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Yep.
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I'm trying to watch the game.
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Please.
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Okay, you want a scary story?
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I'll tell you a scary story.
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He shoots, he scores!
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Let's see, ah,
I got one for you.
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Once upon a time there
was a guy named Johnny.
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You see, the thing you got
to know about Johnny is,
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Johnny is an asshole.
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What
the fuck is this?
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It is your lunch,
señor Johnny.
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No, you ignorant wetback.
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Is this metal?
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Sí, señor Johnny,
that is a metal spoon.
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How many times have I
said that I cannot eat
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with metal utensils?
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I follow a strict Edo
period macrobiotic diet
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which means no metal.
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I apologize señor Johnny,
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I can bring you a plastic...
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Plastic, are
you loca señorita?
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Wood, I need wood.
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I apologize
señor Johnny.
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It's okay.
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Now, come here.
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It's too late, you've already
tainted it with the metal.
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Forget it, I'll get
something later.
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No.
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Go get the hypoallergenic
cloth, then wipe it up.
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Sí, señor Johnny.
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Like two little piglets
wrestling under a blanket.
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How many kids do
you have, Lucia.
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Seis, señor Johnny.
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And that's why
you're not invited.
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Those things must just
fall out at this point.
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Stop!
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Stop!
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You freaking taco, what
do you think you're doing?
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Ah, sí, señor Johnny.
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What, what are you saying?
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Speak English.
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Ah, no hablo
ingles, señor Johnny.
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Hablo español,
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No salt, the salt you idiot.
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I said you only pour
salt in the pool
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with pink Himalayan sea salt.
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Ah, sí, señor Johnny, yeah.
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Abominable blazario.
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Oh my God, no, Himalayan.
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Alejandro, Alejandro!
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Will you please
translate Jose for me?
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I don't speak
Spanish, Mr. Johnny.
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Your name is Alejandro, how
could you not speak Spanish?
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Sir, my actual name...
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Señor Johnny, you have
to forgive my husband.
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He's having mental problems,
you know he did not...
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What is that?
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The
micro-antibacterial rag.
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No, no, those are my boxers.
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Give me that.
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Aiesha!
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Aiesha!
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What the fuck, Aiesha?
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Seriously, how dumb are you?
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Why in the Philippians,
would you but my white boxers
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in with my brand new red sheets?
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Well, Mr. Johnny, if
you brought me that...
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Damn these bloody bitches.
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Why is it so hard
to get fucking laid.
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You, you can do it.
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I ain't sleeping
with you, Mr. Johnny.
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You wish.
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Now go get this chick and
drop her off where I tell you.
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I ain't a taxi service.
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Besides, you have one
of them pick her up.
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You're whatever Ben
Franklin says you are.
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Besides, those fence
fairies clown car
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probably smells like
refried beans and tampico.
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And if I don't?
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Then you're out of a job.
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Thank you, Mr. Johnny.
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It's been a real
pleasure working for you.
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Okay, what do you want?
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I want an invite.
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It's for hot girls only.
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Well, it looks like you're
going to be one hot girl short.
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Goodbye, Mr. Johnny.
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Okay, fine, wait.
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I'll text you the address
when I'm on the road.
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Hey, don't short change me
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on the weeding and
shit, Alejandro.
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Got my eye on you.
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Don't make me call immigration.
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Why isn't my shit loaded yet?
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I'll get right
on it, Mr. Johnny.
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Did he just threaten to
call immigration on y'all?
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He still thinks
we're fucking Mexicans.
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I mean, do we look
Mexican to you?
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You know damn well
I ain't no Mexican.
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I got to go guys.
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I got to run an
errand for Mr. Johnny.
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Jennifer, we need to
go get Brittany from the club.
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Who the
hell is Brittany.
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Hey, you friends of Johnny's?
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Get in.
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Woo, that's that
I'm talking about!
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Party time!
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Woo!
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Okay, remember now, Johnny
can't know that we're dating.
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Luke, we've been
dating for a year
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and I still haven't
met your brother.
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Yeah, but Johnny's
a big prick,
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I don't think you
want to meet him.
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Are you sure this
is going to be safe?
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Yeah, why would
it not be safe?
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What if he
tries to sleep with me?
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I don't think he's going to
be trying to sleep with you.
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How do you know that?
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Cause you're not his type,
he only likes fun girls.
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Motherfucker.
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He expects us to walk.
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Damn it.
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You know, it's really cool
that you don't have a radio.
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Gave us a chance
to talk, you know.
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Really get to know each other
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and connect on a
spiritual level.
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Hey, should I come with you?
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Totally feeling you, man.
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We should be quiet, take in
the nature that surrounds us.
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I think we have to walk.
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Yeah, it's just like you
could feel the ora of people,
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you know, it's like it
radiates off of them, you know.
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Like Brittany's ora is kind
of like dark, you know.
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Yours is like, like I can feel
that you feel me, you know.
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It's like that time Johnny
walked into the vape shop.
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Ah, like, I knew there
was something different.
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Just something about his ora.
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Do you hear the bells?
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Oh my God.
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This is so fucking cool, man.
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You two really
make a cute couple.
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Oh, we're not a couple.
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I'm just a random hot
girl he found on the street.
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Street?
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Oh my God, no, no you should
really try dancing instead.
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It's how Johnny and I meet.
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She's not a hooker.
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Oh, well either way, dancing
is amazing for the body.
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Like seriously, you
should see what it does...
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She's not going to
be a stripper either.
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I'm a CPA actually.
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So, you like to
watch people pee?
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I wonder why Aiesha's here?
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Oh my God, I am so glad
that they brought Aiesha
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I bet she's here
to do the laundry.
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I don't think this
place has running water.
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Wait, what?
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Where's Johnny?
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How the hell should I know?
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Welcome everybody,
please have a seat.
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Hear ye, hear ye, I
officially commence
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this years haunted hot girl
and one black bitch challenge.
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No, no, no, you see it's
okay, cause he's an asshole.
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What are you doing out of bed?
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Just getting some water.
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What's he doing out of bed?
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He couldn't sleep so
I'm telling him a story.
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How many beers has he had?
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Stolen
and clear to the center,
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down the ice.
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They're just hanging
on now with 2:36 to go.
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Up to the line gathering speed.
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That pass does not connect.
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His stories are
better when he's drunk.
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- Alright.
- Continue.
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So, anyway, where was I?
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Mm, yeah I got it.
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Alright, haunted hot girl...
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Girl and one black
bitch challenge.
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The rules are simple.
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You spin the gun and
wherever it lands
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is where you stay for the night.
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If you leave,
you're disqualified.
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If you give up, you must yell,
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"Johnny has the biggest
cock I've ever seen."
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That's it.
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You wish, my petite
Nubian house servant.
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No, I like to change
the odds up every year
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and this one is no exception.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you,
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the Devil's Acid.
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Oh hell no, I
ain't doing no drugs.
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Well then there's the door.
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No acid, no competir.
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Those are the rules, comprende?
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Well, show me the money.
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That's what I thought.
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Now, one more rule.
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Cell phones in the basket.
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I have placed battery
operated cameras everywhere.
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So, I will know if
you attempt to cheat.
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Is that dad's gun?
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Yeah, ass wipe, it is.
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00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:04,567
He left it to me, just like
he left everything else.
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00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:08,005
Wait a second, how
did you get this place?
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Airbnb, now shut up!
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00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:14,577
It's on the internet.
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00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:17,748
Now we'll go from a scale of
hotness so Delilah you're up.
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00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,482
What, Johnny?
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00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:20,319
What?
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Oo, the prison chapel.
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It's time for you to
find God, Delilah.
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Maybe if you're lucky,
I'll help you look for him.
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Open wide.
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Excuse me.
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00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:49,378
Hi, I'm so sorry, could you
just move her right along
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00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:53,051
so we can move onto the
next hottest please.
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00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:19,342
Okay, so onto
the next hottest.
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Let's see.
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00:22:28,553 --> 00:22:31,320
Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
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She's new, okay.
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00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:35,694
She's new.
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Well played little brother.
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You didn't think I'd
figure it out did you?
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00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,469
What?
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00:22:45,471 --> 00:22:49,239
You knew I wouldn't plow
her because she's a stuck up,
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tight wound bitch with
a stick up her ass.
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- Yeah.
- I'm proud of you.
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For once little brother.
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Why don't you do the honors.
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Spin it?
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Oh.
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00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:06,759
Um.
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00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:13,529
Whoa.
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00:23:13,531 --> 00:23:15,798
That's the scariest place
in the whole prison.
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Boo!
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00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,742
And for you.
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Well go.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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And Luke, after you take her.
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Be sure to come back right away.
261
00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:47,631
I need you for some
insurance polices.
262
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,900
Yeah, but if the acid is
as strong as you say it is,
263
00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:51,101
how are we going to...
264
00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:55,141
Just shut your pie hole and
get back here mucho fasto.
265
00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:06,618
Now it's your turn my little
trailer park princess.
266
00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:17,394
Oo, that place
has a lot of beds.
267
00:24:17,396 --> 00:24:21,964
So, am I supposed to be
like Goldilocks or something?
268
00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,169
No, it's so we can...
269
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:28,273
You know what, never mind.
270
00:24:30,908 --> 00:24:32,277
Now open wide.
271
00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:37,315
Won't be the last time
I say that tonight.
272
00:24:39,651 --> 00:24:42,321
So, what do I do with my bags.
273
00:24:45,557 --> 00:24:46,893
What the hell?
274
00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:49,960
What did you plan on going?
275
00:24:49,962 --> 00:24:51,661
I told you to pack
like you were camping.
276
00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,363
I really thought that
you would have an RV.
277
00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:55,298
You know, not the small
one like my papaw lives in
278
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,433
you know, that sits on blocks
and doesn't go anywhere,
279
00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:58,801
but like, you know,
one like Blake Shelton
280
00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,569
might go on tour in.
281
00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:01,406
Yeah.
282
00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,375
Nevermind.
283
00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:08,444
You go ahead and have some fun.
284
00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:11,617
Dr. Johnny will check
up on you later.
285
00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,354
Wait, I thought that
you went to law school.
286
00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:38,243
And of course I save the
least hottest for last.
287
00:25:40,011 --> 00:25:42,447
Time to drop a little acid.
288
00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:46,819
Now spin and take your hit.
289
00:25:53,492 --> 00:25:56,058
Give me the
fucking bag of money.
290
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:59,962
Right now and I'll let
your sorry ass live.
291
00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:02,501
They're like suites, okay.
292
00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:05,567
Everything's fine Brittany.
293
00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:07,272
Everything's fine.
294
00:26:10,742 --> 00:26:14,411
At least we have
electricity, that's good.
295
00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:17,282
Oh, patient rooms, oxygen, okay.
296
00:26:20,452 --> 00:26:21,953
My room, okay, no.
297
00:26:23,088 --> 00:26:26,892
Oh, that's nice, clean,
let nothing behind.
298
00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:30,328
Okay.
299
00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:35,667
It's for like a special
meeting room or something.
300
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:42,540
You dumb bitch.
301
00:26:44,975 --> 00:26:46,311
It ain't loaded.
302
00:26:51,683 --> 00:26:53,083
See.
303
00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:54,151
It's just like your
grandmother's house, you know,
304
00:26:54,153 --> 00:26:55,518
the boogieman isn't real,
it's all in your head.
305
00:26:57,121 --> 00:26:57,956
Oh, Bambi.
306
00:26:59,523 --> 00:27:00,592
I'm so sorry.
307
00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:10,836
Shit, oh shit.
308
00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:20,576
I swear to God I'm
going to stop eating meat.
309
00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:22,112
God, yes, Jesus, right.
310
00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,547
If you pray to the Lord you
won't get abducted by ghosts,
311
00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:25,781
it makes sense.
312
00:27:25,783 --> 00:27:27,951
Okay, you hear that ghosts?
313
00:27:27,953 --> 00:27:30,386
You can't get me because
I believe in God.
314
00:27:30,388 --> 00:27:32,388
Jesus died for me.
315
00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,425
Okay.
316
00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,792
Oh my God, okay.
317
00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:40,963
Oh, okay, everything's fine,
it's not creepy at all.
318
00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:42,499
See, he's just messing
with you Brittany,
319
00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:43,732
that's all it is... Oh my God,
320
00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:46,502
he gave you the
one with the spa.
321
00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:48,003
That sweet boy.
322
00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:50,606
See, he's not all bad, you're
fine Brittany, you're fine.
323
00:28:18,569 --> 00:28:23,071
So, what did
he mean insurance policies?
324
00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:26,608
Oh, he just means like
pranks and stuff like that.
325
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,111
Does he scare us?
326
00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:32,816
Yeah, it's just masks
and props and lights and,
327
00:28:32,818 --> 00:28:35,451
it's kind of like
a haunted house.
328
00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:42,994
Luke.
329
00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,165
Luke, hey, you okay?
330
00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:48,700
Yeah.
331
00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,166
Yeah, that acid's kicking in.
332
00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:53,138
We need to go to our room.
333
00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:03,779
I think this is
the safest place.
334
00:29:03,781 --> 00:29:06,516
Johnny said this is the
scariest place in the prison.
335
00:29:06,518 --> 00:29:09,088
Yeah, but it's
the most secure.
336
00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:15,491
You're not going to try to
scare me or freak me out right?
337
00:29:15,493 --> 00:29:18,763
No, I was actually
thinking we could.
338
00:29:26,238 --> 00:29:28,171
Have you ever made
love on acid on before?
339
00:29:28,173 --> 00:29:29,008
No.
340
00:29:30,142 --> 00:29:34,611
I think we should try to
start this trip out right.
341
00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:37,982
- Fuck Luke.
- Goddammit.
342
00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:41,183
Why the fuck did
you do that Luke?
343
00:29:41,185 --> 00:29:42,751
That wasn't me, I swear.
344
00:29:42,753 --> 00:29:44,520
God, you just
said you help him
345
00:29:44,522 --> 00:29:46,858
with his insurance policies.
346
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,192
Yeah, but I think he
does that to fuck with me
347
00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:51,260
just as much as he
does to fuck with you.
348
00:29:51,262 --> 00:29:53,796
Okay, alright,
you know what Luke?
349
00:29:53,798 --> 00:29:54,931
This is what you're going to do.
350
00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:56,066
You're going to go out there
351
00:29:56,068 --> 00:29:57,634
and you're going to help
your brother scare the shit
352
00:29:57,636 --> 00:29:59,903
out of those other
girls so they lose.
353
00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:03,105
But what if he comes and
scares you when I'm gone?
354
00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:06,009
Then you stay on his ass
til those other girls are gone
355
00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:10,279
and you get him so
fucked up he passes out.
356
00:30:10,281 --> 00:30:11,483
Then what?
357
00:30:13,117 --> 00:30:17,490
Then we come back here, maybe
I'll make a man out of you.
358
00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,027
- Um, fuck.
- Go.
359
00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:42,681
It's not bad at all.
360
00:30:45,684 --> 00:30:47,317
You can do this Brittany.
361
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:49,251
Just like that time you
stayed at that Hilton.
362
00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,721
You know, you just never
speak about it again.
363
00:30:52,723 --> 00:30:55,624
That's real, that's real.
364
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,196
That's real, everything's okay.
365
00:31:00,632 --> 00:31:02,332
You know what, it's okay.
366
00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:06,669
Everything's fine, I'm
fine, this is fine.
367
00:31:06,671 --> 00:31:07,306
Okay.
368
00:31:08,706 --> 00:31:11,676
Where's Aiesha
when you need her?
369
00:31:19,184 --> 00:31:20,085
Okay, okay.
370
00:31:23,855 --> 00:31:24,757
Okay, okay.
371
00:31:25,991 --> 00:31:28,223
Okay, that's good.
372
00:31:28,225 --> 00:31:28,859
Okay.
373
00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:34,730
Not what I signed up for but.
374
00:31:34,732 --> 00:31:36,365
I mean, I really thought they
would have a valet service.
375
00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:38,334
Thank God, fresh sheets.
376
00:31:38,336 --> 00:31:39,868
You think of
everything Brittany.
377
00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,974
See, people don't
think you're smart.
378
00:31:44,274 --> 00:31:46,174
I knew I forgot instructions.
379
00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:48,243
Okay, how does Aiesha do it.
380
00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:49,080
It's like,
381
00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,383
you know, this is
when you need Aiesha.
382
00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:55,218
All she had to do was just
come with me and do the sheets.
383
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:58,954
I don't really think
that's too much to ask.
384
00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:01,824
That's not right, we'll
come back to that, okay.
385
00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:02,661
It's fine.
386
00:32:06,665 --> 00:32:09,399
Oh my God, I forgot about you.
387
00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:12,669
Oh my gosh, oh happy day.
388
00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:13,869
I'm going to name you Fredrick.
389
00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,207
Where am I going to put you?
390
00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:17,977
Okay.
391
00:32:19,444 --> 00:32:20,346
Convenient.
392
00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,648
You're real.
393
00:32:25,783 --> 00:32:29,352
It smells like somebody died,
but you won't, you won't.
394
00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:32,355
Okay Fredrick, you sit there.
395
00:32:32,357 --> 00:32:35,692
Okay, you can be my only
friend tonight Fredrick.
396
00:32:35,694 --> 00:32:37,261
Oh my God, you match!
397
00:32:38,262 --> 00:32:39,729
We didn't even plan it.
398
00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:42,397
Oh my God, it's like
we were meant to be.
399
00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,771
Seriously Fredrick, nobody
understands me the way you do.
400
00:32:48,373 --> 00:32:50,173
Do you love it?
401
00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:51,307
I know, thank you.
402
00:32:51,309 --> 00:32:54,143
Thank you so much, I do
think it brings out my eyes.
403
00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:55,411
You are so sweet.
404
00:32:55,413 --> 00:32:56,445
He's not even going
to be mad that
405
00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:59,082
I bought them on
his Planex card.
406
00:32:59,084 --> 00:32:59,885
Okay.
407
00:33:06,223 --> 00:33:10,727
Ah yeah, she was wearing
this black lace outfit
408
00:33:10,729 --> 00:33:12,929
and these tight little jeans
409
00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:16,265
and just started to
shimmy right out of them.
410
00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:17,400
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
411
00:33:17,402 --> 00:33:18,934
No one wants to see that.
412
00:33:18,936 --> 00:33:20,470
What happened to Aiesha?
413
00:33:20,472 --> 00:33:23,005
Oh yeah, Aiesha, yeah, yeah.
414
00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:24,240
I was getting to that,
I was getting to that.
415
00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:25,173
It's cool, it's cool.
416
00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,843
Alright, so check it out.
417
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:30,480
Johnny was knocked slapped
the fuck out, right
418
00:33:30,482 --> 00:33:34,784
and he's in this naughty dream
with this disgusting shit,
419
00:33:34,786 --> 00:33:35,884
whatever the fuck
Johnny dreams of.
420
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:24,068
Luke!
Luke!
421
00:34:25,569 --> 00:34:26,805
Luke!
422
00:34:28,138 --> 00:34:30,374
Where are you man, come on!
423
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:38,816
Luke!
424
00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,520
Luke!
425
00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:47,390
Where are you, you pussy?
426
00:35:02,874 --> 00:35:06,845
Johnny, looks like you're in
a bit of a pickle, my friend.
427
00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:11,450
What you need is a
spiritual awakening.
428
00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:14,852
Won't you come over here.
429
00:35:15,919 --> 00:35:17,421
Take this iowaska.
430
00:35:20,158 --> 00:35:22,261
Go bone that hippy chick.
431
00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,995
Stop worrying about
that dead girl.
432
00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:28,897
She ain't going anywhere.
433
00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,334
Go have some fun.
434
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:36,408
Thanks, iowaska shaman.
435
00:36:13,611 --> 00:36:14,743
Hey.
436
00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:18,950
Oh my God, you came, I
didn't think you could make it.
437
00:36:19,684 --> 00:36:22,553
How could I ever let you down?
438
00:36:23,955 --> 00:36:26,592
Look what he did,
isn't this amazing?
439
00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:31,863
Ah, Delilah, you always
see the best in people.
440
00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:38,936
I think you need to
look a little closer.
441
00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,918
Oh, Delilah, are you
ready to find God yet?
442
00:36:58,222 --> 00:36:59,455
I don't want him to see me.
443
00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:00,359
No, wait.
444
00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:05,930
Hey, flower girl.
445
00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,665
Have you found your
lord and savior?
446
00:37:15,205 --> 00:37:17,541
He's right in front of me.
447
00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:24,015
You ever hear of iowaska?
448
00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:28,084
This'll make you
see the universe.
449
00:37:28,086 --> 00:37:28,921
Oh yeah.
450
00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,022
Wait.
451
00:37:33,992 --> 00:37:37,296
I have a secret I've
never told you about.
452
00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:41,699
Oh, wait, you're
not a dude are you?
453
00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,736
Is that a problem?
454
00:37:46,738 --> 00:37:48,636
Just kidding, silly.
455
00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:54,743
- Someone's here with me.
- Oo.
456
00:37:54,745 --> 00:37:58,082
And she's just like
me only naughtier.
457
00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,720
You mean like a naughty twin?
458
00:38:04,022 --> 00:38:06,756
You want me to bring her out?
459
00:38:06,758 --> 00:38:09,225
I'm scared but yeah baby.
460
00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:11,560
Bring that naughty twin out.
461
00:38:11,562 --> 00:38:13,428
She's starts
shaking her ass
462
00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:17,566
and crawling real slow
underneath the table.
463
00:38:17,568 --> 00:38:19,267
All of a sudden.
464
00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:22,974
So, why is she
crawling under the table?
465
00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,207
It's for dramatic
effect, moron.
466
00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,213
You need another beer.
467
00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:41,092
This is the best ass ever.
468
00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:48,064
So, the basic conceptualization
of the Copenhagen theory
469
00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:53,069
is that all particles exist
of waves of probability.
470
00:38:53,071 --> 00:38:54,037
Yes.
471
00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:57,408
Now, apply that theory
to larger articles.
472
00:38:59,142 --> 00:38:59,774
Oh.
473
00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:15,659
Check.
474
00:39:25,368 --> 00:39:29,540
Come on, cowboy, how about
a little role in the hay?
475
00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:35,647
Don't mind if I
do, little lady.
476
00:39:36,814 --> 00:39:38,817
Don't forget about me.
477
00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:47,723
Do you know, you kind of look
like Jenny's groundskeeper.
478
00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:50,593
I mean, he's kind of cute
but he's a groundskeeper.
479
00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:53,194
I mean, I would never.
480
00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:56,397
I did let him watch me
sunbathe though once.
481
00:39:56,399 --> 00:40:00,238
So, tell me, how much
do professors make, hmm?
482
00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:03,307
Jennifer.
483
00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:09,347
Come here, I want to
show you something.
484
00:42:05,028 --> 00:42:05,863
Johnny?
485
00:42:33,823 --> 00:42:36,325
What's your malfunction
little brother?
486
00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:40,361
Why are you interrupting
something so beautiful?
487
00:42:40,363 --> 00:42:41,462
You told me to come
back and help you
488
00:42:41,464 --> 00:42:43,968
when I was done with Jennifer.
489
00:42:45,368 --> 00:42:48,240
Oh, yeah, right.
How's that going?
490
00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:51,406
It's alright.
491
00:42:51,408 --> 00:42:53,475
Hey, I found everyone
except for Aiesha.
492
00:42:53,477 --> 00:42:55,410
Do you know where she's at?
493
00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:56,747
Oh, yeah, right.
494
00:42:58,649 --> 00:42:59,848
Don't move.
495
00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:03,785
When I come back, I'll
help you find God.
496
00:43:03,787 --> 00:43:04,622
Come on.
497
00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:11,794
Luke, there's something
I got to show you.
498
00:43:11,796 --> 00:43:13,495
But you can't lose your shit.
499
00:43:13,497 --> 00:43:16,368
Can't you just tell me?
500
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,939
I got to show it to you.
501
00:43:25,975 --> 00:43:29,345
And by the way,
clean yourself up.
502
00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:31,649
You look like a Chinese whore.
503
00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:35,720
Johnny?
Johnny.
504
00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:46,928
What the poop dick?
505
00:43:46,930 --> 00:43:49,464
She was just right here.
506
00:43:49,466 --> 00:43:51,899
Who Johnny, what happened?
507
00:43:51,901 --> 00:43:53,435
Aiesha.
508
00:43:53,437 --> 00:43:55,006
I fucking shot her.
509
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,841
Are you sure?
510
00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:02,814
Yes, I'm fucking sure,
look at all this blood.
511
00:44:05,115 --> 00:44:08,819
Johnny, maybe she
crawled off somewhere.
512
00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:11,754
Let's go find her.
513
00:44:11,756 --> 00:44:13,758
We have to finish her.
514
00:44:16,127 --> 00:44:16,961
What?
515
00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:19,564
Think about it.
516
00:44:20,798 --> 00:44:24,133
Two white dudes
trespassing in a prison
517
00:44:24,135 --> 00:44:26,000
with a bunch of
acid tripping chicks
518
00:44:26,002 --> 00:44:28,837
and the one that dies
is the black one.
519
00:44:28,839 --> 00:44:29,671
Yeah.
520
00:44:29,673 --> 00:44:31,807
We'll get the chair.
521
00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:34,410
This isn't 1950s
Alabama anymore, Luke.
522
00:44:34,412 --> 00:44:35,647
It's not, fuck.
523
00:44:39,182 --> 00:44:41,685
What do you mean, trespassing?
524
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,390
I broke in here stupid.
525
00:44:47,024 --> 00:44:51,192
I thought you said this
was an Airbnb, Johnny?
526
00:44:51,194 --> 00:44:54,399
Yeah, Luke, got
it through Airbnb.
527
00:44:57,100 --> 00:45:00,435
Either way, we have to find
her and we have to find her now
528
00:45:00,437 --> 00:45:03,774
before someone finds
her in the morning.
529
00:45:08,511 --> 00:45:09,147
Shit.
530
00:45:12,216 --> 00:45:14,015
I don't see the gun.
531
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,017
Johnny, I don't see the
fucking gun either man.
532
00:45:17,187 --> 00:45:19,390
Oh, shit, it's Jennifer.
533
00:45:20,057 --> 00:45:21,689
Don't you even think about it.
534
00:45:21,691 --> 00:45:24,192
You help your brother.
535
00:45:24,194 --> 00:45:26,430
Bro, I'm out, bro.
536
00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,834
If I go down, you go down.
537
00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:35,169
Find this walking problem.
538
00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:36,140
Oh yeah, no.
539
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,462
Professor?
540
00:45:58,562 --> 00:45:59,164
Professor?
541
00:46:01,598 --> 00:46:02,434
Professor?
542
00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:07,569
Who the hell are you?
543
00:46:07,571 --> 00:46:09,604
Stranger danger, somebody help!
544
00:46:09,606 --> 00:46:11,573
You know exactly
who I am, Brittany.
545
00:46:11,575 --> 00:46:13,609
No, I have no
idea who you are.
546
00:46:13,611 --> 00:46:14,977
- Really.
- Mm-hmm.
547
00:46:14,979 --> 00:46:16,211
Cause I know you.
548
00:46:16,213 --> 00:46:18,013
I've seen you rummaging
around Johnny's house
549
00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:20,781
looking for a safe when you
thought no one was watching.
550
00:46:20,783 --> 00:46:23,819
How the fuck did you
...Okay, you know what,
551
00:46:23,821 --> 00:46:25,254
I was doing that because
I just needed to...
552
00:46:25,256 --> 00:46:29,223
I know exactly
what you were doing.
553
00:46:29,225 --> 00:46:31,759
Which is why I made damn sure
all of you were here tonight
554
00:46:31,761 --> 00:46:34,129
to atone for your sins.
555
00:46:34,131 --> 00:46:38,834
That's why I made sure Johnny
got those little party favors.
556
00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:41,203
Oh my God, it was you, you're
the devil, it was your acid.
557
00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:51,013
Enjoy the rest of
your night Britt brat.
558
00:46:51,015 --> 00:46:52,750
Or what's left of it.
559
00:48:08,258 --> 00:48:09,093
Aiesha?
560
00:48:12,095 --> 00:48:12,930
Aiesha?
561
00:48:15,633 --> 00:48:18,569
Where are you my
sneaky succubus?
562
00:48:26,377 --> 00:48:28,377
Oh my God, oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God, oh my God.
563
00:48:28,379 --> 00:48:30,345
He didn't see us, he didn't
see us, he didn't see us
564
00:48:30,347 --> 00:48:31,245
and it's fine Brittany,
565
00:48:31,247 --> 00:48:32,814
you're fine, you're
fine, you're fine.
566
00:48:32,816 --> 00:48:35,017
Brittany, what's
wrong with you?
567
00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:38,419
Oh, the devil, the devil,
the devil, he was chasing me.
568
00:48:38,421 --> 00:48:40,087
What?
569
00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:41,323
The devil, the devil,
the one on the acid pack,
570
00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:42,256
he came to me and
he told me that
571
00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:44,660
I'm going to pay for my sins.
572
00:48:44,662 --> 00:48:45,660
Maybe it was the acid.
573
00:48:45,662 --> 00:48:50,365
No, no listen, this
was real, he was real.
574
00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,636
Brittany, listen to me.
575
00:48:53,736 --> 00:48:56,671
All you have to do is say,
576
00:48:56,673 --> 00:48:59,707
"Johnny's got the biggest
cock I've ever seen."
577
00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,209
I can make this all go away.
578
00:49:01,211 --> 00:49:03,712
I am not quitting
Johnny, fuck you
579
00:49:03,714 --> 00:49:04,580
and where have you been, huh?
580
00:49:04,582 --> 00:49:06,848
You been out there
screwing Delilah?
581
00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,417
Screwing with her baby, you
know I don't like to lose.
582
00:49:09,419 --> 00:49:11,986
You know what, I'm
not quitting, okay.
583
00:49:11,988 --> 00:49:13,721
So, if you need me,
584
00:49:13,723 --> 00:49:14,790
I am going to be standing
right here in this corner
585
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:18,160
having the greatest
psychedelic experience ever.
586
00:49:18,162 --> 00:49:19,861
Did you know that
the word psychedelic
587
00:49:19,863 --> 00:49:23,265
derives from the Greek word
meaning mind or feeling?
588
00:49:23,267 --> 00:49:25,834
Yep, the professor
taught me that.
589
00:49:25,836 --> 00:49:27,803
Although now I don't
know, I don't know.
590
00:49:27,805 --> 00:49:29,705
I think the devil might
have him under some kind of
591
00:49:29,707 --> 00:49:32,140
mind control or something.
592
00:49:33,977 --> 00:49:35,213
He's my friend.
593
00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:40,415
You haven't seen
Aiesha have you?
594
00:49:40,417 --> 00:49:41,348
What the maid?
595
00:49:41,350 --> 00:49:42,783
No!
596
00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:43,984
But you know what if
I had I would tell you
597
00:49:43,986 --> 00:49:45,386
because you know what, that
bitch would be disqualified
598
00:49:45,388 --> 00:49:47,089
because she's out
of her area right?
599
00:49:47,091 --> 00:49:49,091
What did she spin?
600
00:49:49,093 --> 00:49:50,792
Uh.
601
00:49:50,794 --> 00:49:54,395
Forgot I rigged that.
602
00:49:54,397 --> 00:49:57,734
I need to go check
on Luke's yoga pants.
603
00:49:59,068 --> 00:50:01,403
Okay, it's fine,
you're fine, you're fine.
604
00:50:01,405 --> 00:50:03,471
Oh God, there you are professor.
605
00:50:03,473 --> 00:50:04,441
I was worried.
606
00:50:36,506 --> 00:50:40,877
I can't
wait to wear you skin.
607
00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:09,339
Over here.
608
00:52:10,367 --> 00:52:12,399
Jennifer, Jennifer.
609
00:52:12,401 --> 00:52:14,169
Jennifer, Jennifer.
610
00:52:14,171 --> 00:52:15,006
Jennifer.
611
00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:17,439
How am I supposed to win
612
00:52:17,441 --> 00:52:20,207
if you sit her
cowering like an idiot.
613
00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:26,951
Step outside Jennifer.
614
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,889
I know who you are.
615
00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:36,957
You're not going to fool me.
616
00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:40,263
Wait, who are the
people with the devil?
617
00:52:41,231 --> 00:52:43,301
Seriously, you are like
618
00:52:44,468 --> 00:52:48,403
the worst fucking
story listener ever.
619
00:52:48,405 --> 00:52:51,205
You don't need to know every
little detail as it happens.
620
00:52:51,207 --> 00:52:55,378
Pay attention, it's called
a set up okay, shut up.
621
00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:58,647
Alright, where was I.
622
00:52:58,649 --> 00:53:00,348
Oh, yeah, yeah.
623
00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:01,185
The devil.
624
00:53:02,653 --> 00:53:04,888
You want me to lose.
625
00:53:06,656 --> 00:53:10,658
I bet you Johnny paid you to
come here and mess with us.
626
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:14,995
He's probably the one that put
your face on the acid, right?
627
00:53:14,997 --> 00:53:19,533
You all think this is
Johnny's game but it's not.
628
00:53:19,535 --> 00:53:21,669
This is my game.
629
00:53:30,046 --> 00:53:32,413
Not very smart Jennifer.
630
00:53:32,415 --> 00:53:34,683
This is an abandoned prison.
631
00:53:34,685 --> 00:53:38,456
I don't think anyone
has keys to this cell.
632
00:53:40,691 --> 00:53:43,024
Yeah, but you know what?
633
00:53:43,026 --> 00:53:44,993
That means I can't leave.
634
00:53:44,995 --> 00:53:46,998
Which means we win, huh?
635
00:53:47,964 --> 00:53:48,999
We?
636
00:53:49,999 --> 00:53:51,001
Interesting.
637
00:53:52,169 --> 00:53:54,939
You and Luke are
in this together.
638
00:53:56,707 --> 00:53:58,943
Have a good night Jennifer.
639
00:54:12,455 --> 00:54:14,024
Oh, señor Johnny?
640
00:54:15,658 --> 00:54:16,961
Señor Johnny?
641
00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,031
Wake up, señor Johnny
642
00:54:22,732 --> 00:54:24,334
Oh, señor Johnny?
643
00:54:26,102 --> 00:54:27,171
Señor Johnny?
644
00:54:29,539 --> 00:54:31,374
Wake up, señor Johnny.
645
00:54:32,776 --> 00:54:33,611
Lucia?
646
00:54:38,048 --> 00:54:40,080
Señor Johnny, you don't
have time for a nap,
647
00:54:40,082 --> 00:54:41,448
you have to wake up.
648
00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:43,051
You have work to do.
649
00:54:43,053 --> 00:54:44,388
- I do?
- Mm-hmm.
650
00:54:45,589 --> 00:54:48,592
You have to go find
Aiesha and bury her.
651
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,359
You're right.
652
00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,298
Oh, señor Johnny,
one more thing.
653
00:54:56,399 --> 00:54:59,002
Here's your fucking
wooden spoon.
654
00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,979
Fuck yes, there is a God.
655
00:55:38,274 --> 00:55:39,276
Luke!
Luke!
656
00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:42,676
Wake the fuck up.
657
00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:44,212
What the fuck is wrong with you?
658
00:55:44,214 --> 00:55:46,150
Wake up, you pussy.
659
00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,319
I need your help.
660
00:55:51,821 --> 00:55:54,057
Johnny, the devil's here.
661
00:55:55,225 --> 00:55:57,125
What the hell are
you talking about?
662
00:55:57,127 --> 00:56:00,694
The devil from
the acid, he's here.
663
00:56:00,696 --> 00:56:02,863
It's the acid, stupid.
664
00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:05,600
Now get up, I found Aiesha.
665
00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:08,169
Oh, great, where is she?
666
00:56:08,171 --> 00:56:08,806
Dead.
667
00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:12,240
Now, I need you to
go get the shovel,
668
00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:15,479
meet me back here,
we have to bury her.
669
00:56:39,435 --> 00:56:41,636
Why do you let your brother
treat you that way, Luke?
670
00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:42,473
Fuck.
671
00:56:45,307 --> 00:56:48,343
Uh, this isn't happening,
you're not real, right?
672
00:56:48,345 --> 00:56:49,810
Touch me, Luke.
673
00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:50,912
- Fuck.
- Touch me.
674
00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:51,912
- Fuck.
- Touch me, Luke.
675
00:56:51,914 --> 00:56:53,548
I'm not touching you.
676
00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:54,781
I'm not touching you.
677
00:56:54,783 --> 00:56:55,716
I'm not touching you.
678
00:56:55,718 --> 00:56:56,551
Fuck, I'm not touching you.
679
00:56:56,553 --> 00:56:57,821
- Do it.
- Fuck!
680
00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:33,187
Johnny, what are you doing man?
681
00:57:33,189 --> 00:57:35,790
What does it look
like I'm doing?
682
00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,691
It looks like
you're playing golf.
683
00:57:37,693 --> 00:57:40,861
Where's Aiesha, we don't
have time for this.
684
00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,330
Shit, you're right.
685
00:57:43,332 --> 00:57:45,232
I have to go disqualify
those two twats
686
00:57:45,234 --> 00:57:47,868
before I get Rick Ross.
687
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:49,303
Start digging.
688
00:57:49,305 --> 00:57:50,437
Johnny.
689
00:57:50,439 --> 00:57:52,207
Johnny, we fucked up bad man.
690
00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:53,941
The devil's here and he's
going to fucking kill us.
691
00:57:53,943 --> 00:57:56,343
Will you shut up
about that devil shit.
692
00:57:56,345 --> 00:57:58,245
The devil is not real.
693
00:57:58,247 --> 00:58:00,448
He's a fucking dealer
mark on a fucking acid.
694
00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:01,519
Nothing more.
695
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:07,488
Now I'm going and try to
screw Delilah one more time,
696
00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:09,823
get her disqualified.
697
00:58:09,825 --> 00:58:12,426
Then I'm going to bang
Brittany, get her disqualified
698
00:58:12,428 --> 00:58:15,729
and then I'm going to bring
Aiesha's body back here
699
00:58:15,731 --> 00:58:19,533
and if that is not taken care
of by the time I get back,
700
00:58:19,535 --> 00:58:21,935
I'm going to triple
dip Jennifer.
701
00:58:21,937 --> 00:58:26,473
So, if you want first
crack at it get that done
702
00:58:26,475 --> 00:58:31,245
or I'm going to go Gulliver's
Travels on your ass.
703
00:58:31,247 --> 00:58:31,881
Alright.
704
00:58:34,818 --> 00:58:39,020
You got something to
say to me littler brother.
705
00:58:39,022 --> 00:58:39,857
No.
706
00:58:43,026 --> 00:58:45,229
That's what I thought.
707
00:59:32,676 --> 00:59:34,311
- Delilah?
- Yeah?
708
00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:41,551
Do you want to feel
the ultimate power?
709
00:59:42,752 --> 00:59:43,821
Whoa, yeah.
710
00:59:47,691 --> 00:59:51,861
To gain something, you
must sacrifice something.
711
00:59:53,396 --> 00:59:55,698
What do I have to sacrifice?
712
00:59:59,803 --> 01:00:01,405
Your innocence.
713
01:00:09,379 --> 01:00:12,683
That's part of who
I am, that's my soul.
714
01:00:17,086 --> 01:00:20,623
Don't you want to
be powerful like me?
715
01:00:34,136 --> 01:00:37,504
Oh Delilah,
your king has returned.
716
01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:39,140
Hey, Johnny.
717
01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,640
Come over here and
let Delilah show you
718
01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:42,713
what you've been missing.
719
01:00:50,452 --> 01:00:54,087
Johnny has the
biggest cock I've ever seen.
720
01:00:54,089 --> 01:00:56,691
- You hear that?
- Mm-mm.
721
01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:58,428
They're calling me.
722
01:01:00,497 --> 01:01:02,964
Don't you see, I won?
723
01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:05,799
All I have to do is
disqualify those two chicks
724
01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:07,134
and then I'm going to
come back and take care of
725
01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:09,506
you in more ways than one.
726
01:01:10,839 --> 01:01:13,174
This'll be the easiest year yet.
727
01:01:13,176 --> 01:01:15,412
Praise be the devil's acid.
728
01:01:16,146 --> 01:01:18,812
Praise be the devil's acid.
729
01:01:18,814 --> 01:01:21,182
Praise be the devil's acid.
730
01:01:21,184 --> 01:01:23,183
Praise be the devil's acid.
731
01:01:24,486 --> 01:01:25,852
Praise be the devil's acid.
732
01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:28,423
Praise be the devil's acid.
733
01:01:28,425 --> 01:01:30,693
Praise be the devil's acid.
734
01:01:42,138 --> 01:01:46,510
It is time for us to
sacrifice your innocence.
735
01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:45,535
No, no.
736
01:03:39,856 --> 01:03:43,256
Three
down, oh what a save!
737
01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:45,325
Cleared but not out.
738
01:03:45,327 --> 01:03:46,861
Another shot blocked.
739
01:03:46,863 --> 01:03:50,064
I think you might want
to lighten this up a bit?
740
01:03:50,066 --> 01:03:53,133
Mask out.
741
01:03:53,135 --> 01:03:57,270
Stolen and clear to the
center down the ice.
742
01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:59,073
There's just hanging
on now with 2:3...
743
01:03:59,075 --> 01:04:00,611
Right, right, um.
744
01:04:01,644 --> 01:04:02,279
Luke.
745
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,845
Oh, Luke, that's right.
746
01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,915
Luke was about to get the
fuck out of dodge, right.
747
01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:11,285
He was going to get Jessica
and go get the money
748
01:04:11,287 --> 01:04:13,821
and just get the hell out
of there, fuck this shit.
749
01:04:13,823 --> 01:04:15,288
But he's tripping his balls off.
750
01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:18,692
He's high as a
motherfucking kite, right.
751
01:04:18,694 --> 01:04:21,662
He runs in the dining
room to get the money,
752
01:04:21,664 --> 01:04:25,669
but there's a little
problem once he gets there.
753
01:04:28,037 --> 01:04:31,942
Ah, god dog it, what
the fuck's this, no way.
754
01:04:35,377 --> 01:04:36,613
Oh, no.
755
01:04:46,155 --> 01:04:47,654
I've got plenty of girls left
756
01:04:47,656 --> 01:04:50,057
and you're not going to stop me.
757
01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:56,666
You weighed like an elephant.
758
01:04:57,399 --> 01:04:59,970
Stop eating all that chicken.
759
01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:12,982
Why won't you
make love to me, Johnny?
760
01:05:15,151 --> 01:05:17,752
It's because you're black.
761
01:05:17,754 --> 01:05:20,220
I don't pork black chicks.
762
01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:23,357
We're all pink
on the inside, Johnny.
763
01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:24,194
Are you?
764
01:05:25,761 --> 01:05:27,631
I've never seen one.
765
01:05:28,765 --> 01:05:32,035
I guess I was just
afraid of the truth.
766
01:05:39,374 --> 01:05:41,110
Go on, take a peek.
767
01:05:43,713 --> 01:05:45,881
I'm dead and I won't mind.
768
01:05:51,687 --> 01:05:53,624
Yeah, yeah you are.
769
01:06:17,946 --> 01:06:18,781
Boys!
770
01:06:20,216 --> 01:06:22,750
Now, Mr, Fonzworth, I have
told you a million times
771
01:06:22,752 --> 01:06:24,819
you cannot speak to me that way.
772
01:06:24,821 --> 01:06:28,992
I am a respectable nurse and
you're too disrespectable.
773
01:06:31,026 --> 01:06:33,493
Now, Mr. Hank, you cannot
put that in the back door
774
01:06:33,495 --> 01:06:35,162
for that extra 20.
775
01:06:35,164 --> 01:06:39,399
But I will let you put that
finger someplace really special
776
01:06:39,401 --> 01:06:42,470
for that, but you
have to be gentle.
777
01:07:00,756 --> 01:07:01,791
Babe.
778
01:07:02,492 --> 01:07:04,794
How did you get in there?
779
01:07:06,328 --> 01:07:07,763
Is there a key?
780
01:07:08,531 --> 01:07:10,531
Do you have keys?
781
01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,303
I'm going to get you some keys.
782
01:07:35,357 --> 01:07:39,729
I'm going to go get the
keys and I'll be back, okay.
783
01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:47,468
Johnny.
784
01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:48,305
Johnny
785
01:07:49,372 --> 01:07:50,941
What the fuck, man?
786
01:07:53,176 --> 01:07:54,575
I know.
787
01:07:54,577 --> 01:07:57,877
I know what this looks like.
788
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:58,814
I can explain.
789
01:07:59,981 --> 01:08:02,582
Johnny, this is
unexplainable, man.
790
01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:06,352
Where are the keys,
Jennifer's locked in her cell?
791
01:08:06,354 --> 01:08:08,955
You're right, brother.
792
01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,991
I have the keys.
793
01:08:10,993 --> 01:08:14,028
I have the keys to her heart.
794
01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:17,997
Less burning repentance,
purify lonesome candles.
795
01:08:17,999 --> 01:08:20,099
I'm sorry, Aiesha.
796
01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:22,905
We're not meant to be together.
797
01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:25,305
Focus man, where are the keys?
798
01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:26,941
Jennifer's locked in her
cell, I need to get her out.
799
01:08:26,943 --> 01:08:29,346
I am focused, little brother.
800
01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:33,112
You need enlightenment.
801
01:08:33,114 --> 01:08:35,452
The force is with you, Luke.
802
01:08:51,633 --> 01:08:53,634
Hey, Johnny.
803
01:08:53,636 --> 01:08:56,573
Or should I call
you, Mr. Johnny?
804
01:09:01,977 --> 01:09:02,812
Delilah?
805
01:09:04,946 --> 01:09:06,949
Is this your new friend?
806
01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:09,852
Are you cheating?
807
01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:15,858
You know, since you left,
you're technically disqualified.
808
01:09:26,101 --> 01:09:27,568
What the fuzz?
809
01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,402
I'm not into that shit.
810
01:09:29,404 --> 01:09:32,105
Funny, your browser
history says otherwise.
811
01:09:32,107 --> 01:09:36,376
Man, look, I don't even
know why I'm talking to you.
812
01:09:36,378 --> 01:09:37,978
This shit isn't real.
813
01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:40,482
Johnny, now the game begins.
814
01:09:42,685 --> 01:09:46,522
The game began a couple
hours ago ass clown.
815
01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:54,361
Alright,
alright, alright.
816
01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:57,130
What you going to do now, Luke?
817
01:09:57,132 --> 01:09:59,700
I have to find keys
and let Jennifer out.
818
01:09:59,702 --> 01:10:01,602
Yeah, man.
819
01:10:01,604 --> 01:10:04,170
That's exactly
what you got to do.
820
01:10:04,172 --> 01:10:05,639
But you going to
need some money.
821
01:10:05,641 --> 01:10:08,509
Maybe we can sell the
dildos and make some money.
822
01:10:08,511 --> 01:10:12,011
Yeah, man,
that's a good idea.
823
01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:16,483
See, you're not as dumb as
people make you out to be.
824
01:10:16,485 --> 01:10:18,154
I'm a good person.
825
01:10:19,689 --> 01:10:21,956
Nice taxidermy.
826
01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,691
Thanks, man.
827
01:10:23,693 --> 01:10:25,358
What the fuck?
828
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,594
Why don't you just go away?
829
01:10:27,596 --> 01:10:29,295
You boys want to play a game,
830
01:10:29,297 --> 01:10:31,197
so that's what we're playing.
831
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:35,268
I'm just here to make sure
everything's on the up and up.
832
01:10:41,744 --> 01:10:43,609
You're just a hallucination.
833
01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:46,546
I'm tripping my balls
off, that's all.
834
01:10:46,548 --> 01:10:50,617
I really don't want
to hurt you, Luke.
835
01:10:50,619 --> 01:10:52,185
You seem nice enough and
I don't think you meant
836
01:10:52,187 --> 01:10:54,356
to cause anybody any harm.
837
01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:59,026
But you're involved with
some really bad people.
838
01:10:59,028 --> 01:11:03,162
Against my better judgment,
I'm trying to let you off,
839
01:11:03,164 --> 01:11:05,001
if you just leave now.
840
01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:11,941
Fine, suit yourself, Luke.
841
01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:19,179
By the way, one of
your charges got loose.
842
01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:21,048
They don't look too happy.
843
01:11:21,050 --> 01:11:21,685
Fuck!
844
01:11:26,288 --> 01:11:29,459
Oh, Delilah, your
king has returned.
845
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,914
Shit!
846
01:11:54,749 --> 01:11:56,750
Stand up
for yourself, Luke.
847
01:11:56,752 --> 01:11:57,584
What?
848
01:11:57,586 --> 01:12:01,287
Go on
man, you can do it?
849
01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:04,425
You heard me, stand
up for yourself.
850
01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:07,161
You can take her, go on.
851
01:12:07,163 --> 01:12:09,499
Yeah, you're right, I can.
852
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,600
Fuck, Delilah!
853
01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:15,803
Shit, I'm sorry.
854
01:12:15,805 --> 01:12:17,140
What the fuck?
855
01:12:23,546 --> 01:12:24,446
Oh, fuck.
856
01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:30,117
That a boy,
Luke, you did it.
857
01:12:30,119 --> 01:12:31,852
I'm proud of you boy.
858
01:12:31,854 --> 01:12:36,025
Now, go and find Jennifer
before Johnny fucks her.
859
01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:52,242
Open B112.
860
01:13:01,449 --> 01:13:02,883
Damnest thing,
861
01:13:02,885 --> 01:13:06,319
they left these laying up
there in the control center.
862
01:13:06,321 --> 01:13:09,223
There are guard uniforms
laying everywhere.
863
01:13:09,225 --> 01:13:12,562
They just walked off
and left the place.
864
01:13:13,762 --> 01:13:16,266
I'm ready, padre.
865
01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:19,867
I think it's time for you
to join the festivities.
866
01:13:19,869 --> 01:13:21,438
Dead man walking.
867
01:13:52,868 --> 01:13:54,934
I'm sorry, Luke.
868
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,672
I'm sorry I used you.
869
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,210
I should've told you
I used to fuck Johnny.
870
01:14:03,212 --> 01:14:04,911
I was just trying to get even
871
01:14:04,913 --> 01:14:07,380
and I was using you to do that.
872
01:14:13,454 --> 01:14:17,526
I was going to take the
money and move to Mexico.
873
01:14:18,827 --> 01:14:22,132
But now they're
giving me the needle.
874
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,169
Did you say you fucked Johnny?
875
01:14:31,472 --> 01:14:32,307
Yeah.
876
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:36,245
And I'll tell you something.
877
01:14:39,315 --> 01:14:43,216
He really does have the
biggest cock I've ever seen.
878
01:14:43,218 --> 01:14:44,785
You're a pussy, Luke.
879
01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:47,353
You always have been
and you always will be.
880
01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:48,190
Sweetie.
881
01:14:49,592 --> 01:14:50,226
Babe.
882
01:14:51,593 --> 01:14:54,694
I'm going to fucking kill you.
883
01:14:54,696 --> 01:14:57,997
How does my fucking
pussy feel now?
884
01:14:57,999 --> 01:15:01,337
Ewe, gross, so,
Jennifer fucked Johnny?
885
01:15:02,404 --> 01:15:04,574
No, try to keep up okay.
886
01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:07,441
This is Luke's acid trip.
887
01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,776
He's fucking tripping
his balls off, alright.
888
01:15:09,778 --> 01:15:11,377
It's not what she's
actually saying.
889
01:15:11,379 --> 01:15:12,645
Oh.
890
01:15:12,647 --> 01:15:14,880
And watch your
fucking language.
891
01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:15,948
Push!
892
01:15:17,352 --> 01:15:18,286
Yeah, come on, it's
the biggest shit
893
01:15:18,288 --> 01:15:20,786
you've ever taken in
your life, come on.
894
01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:22,688
Push!
895
01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:24,424
There, there it is!
896
01:15:30,031 --> 01:15:33,332
Hi, mommy, I think
it's time to breastfeed.
897
01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:46,345
Mommy, I love you.
898
01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:50,317
I brought you a teddy bear.
899
01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:54,321
Johnny has the
biggest cock I've ever seen!
900
01:15:54,323 --> 01:15:55,389
Johnny has the biggest
cock I've ever seen!
901
01:15:55,391 --> 01:15:56,023
Professor!
902
01:15:56,025 --> 01:15:57,260
Anybody?
903
01:15:58,560 --> 01:15:59,329
Fuck!
904
01:16:02,498 --> 01:16:04,697
Mommy.
905
01:16:04,699 --> 01:16:06,032
The door's locked!
906
01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,733
I'm coming for you.
907
01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:11,337
Johnny, you're so
big, I swear to God.
908
01:16:11,339 --> 01:16:13,072
Oh my God, no engagement
ring is worth this.
909
01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:14,008
I hate him, I hate him.
910
01:16:14,010 --> 01:16:15,742
Oh my God, I should've
seen this coming.
911
01:16:44,038 --> 01:16:45,706
You know what
would be really cool?
912
01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,841
If the twins grabbed
her out of the cabinet,
913
01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:53,045
made out with her and
then sliced her throat.
914
01:16:53,047 --> 01:16:56,116
It's fine, it's
fine, shh, shh.
915
01:16:56,118 --> 01:16:59,388
Why does it smell
like fucking vomit?
916
01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:01,623
Oh my God.
917
01:17:15,404 --> 01:17:19,939
You could have at least
waited til I kissed her.
918
01:17:19,941 --> 01:17:21,610
It's not too late.
919
01:17:22,977 --> 01:17:23,812
Fuck it.
920
01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:26,382
What?
921
01:17:27,548 --> 01:17:30,649
No, that can't,
there's no twins.
922
01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:33,652
The twinS at the
demon baby birth.
923
01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,121
It's a split personality.
924
01:17:35,123 --> 01:17:36,023
Don't you get it?
925
01:17:36,025 --> 01:17:38,392
The sacrifice? It
was all in her head?
926
01:17:38,394 --> 01:17:40,059
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
927
01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:41,995
I like the twins idea.
928
01:17:41,997 --> 01:17:44,965
What, no.
929
01:17:44,967 --> 01:17:48,468
No, the demon baby crawled
in the cabinet with her.
930
01:18:09,824 --> 01:18:13,995
♪ Oh Lord, it feels
like I'm dying ♪
931
01:18:15,163 --> 01:18:19,068
♪ You got to help, help me out ♪
932
01:18:20,068 --> 01:18:22,803
♪ I'm falling through the view ♪
933
01:18:22,805 --> 01:18:25,438
♪ It's blurring into you ♪
934
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,676
♪ Am I sorry ♪
935
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:36,215
♪ I tried my best
for to understand ♪
936
01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:38,984
♪ Tell the burning bush ♪
937
01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:42,656
♪ Ate the fruit in hand ♪
938
01:18:42,658 --> 01:18:45,524
♪ Two by two ♪
939
01:18:45,526 --> 01:18:49,164
♪ Ushered from a promised man ♪
940
01:18:54,203 --> 01:18:56,638
♪ Holy sweet ♪
941
01:18:59,574 --> 01:19:02,544
♪ You swallow me ♪
942
01:19:07,248 --> 01:19:10,619
- ♪ Holy sweet ♪
- Johnny?
943
01:19:14,690 --> 01:19:15,525
Johnny?
944
01:19:19,127 --> 01:19:22,131
♪ Will it do it, do ♪
945
01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:27,937
♪ Will it see me through ♪
946
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,611
♪ Oh, lord, it feels
like I'm dying ♪
947
01:19:37,846 --> 01:19:41,751
♪ You got to help, help me out ♪
948
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:45,585
♪ I'm falling through the view ♪
949
01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,720
♪ It's blurring into you ♪
950
01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:50,256
♪ Am I sorry ♪
951
01:20:27,195 --> 01:20:28,030
Fuck!
952
01:21:19,981 --> 01:21:23,049
Oh look, your
brother's asleep.
953
01:21:23,051 --> 01:21:25,818
Well, so, Luke bashes Johnny's
head with a golf club,
954
01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:28,188
everyone lives happily
ever after, the end.
955
01:21:28,190 --> 01:21:30,090
Now go to bed.
956
01:21:30,092 --> 01:21:33,359
What, no, that can't be
the ending, that sucks.
957
01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,861
So what if...
958
01:21:55,316 --> 01:21:59,685
Hey bro, we should
probably get out of here.
959
01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:02,255
Delilah's gone crazy.
960
01:22:02,257 --> 01:22:04,260
And I murdered Jennifer.
961
01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:08,661
Something's wrong
with Brittany too.
962
01:22:08,663 --> 01:22:10,663
I'll say something's wrong.
963
01:22:10,665 --> 01:22:12,732
She has no fucking head.
964
01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:13,903
Oh, goddamn.
965
01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:17,606
Poor girl.
966
01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:22,274
Did you do that?
967
01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:25,144
No, I only killed Jennifer.
968
01:22:25,146 --> 01:22:25,981
What?
969
01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:31,687
Because you fucked her.
970
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,155
What?
971
01:22:43,164 --> 01:22:46,836
Man, you seriously
cannot handle your drugs.
972
01:22:56,177 --> 01:22:56,811
Jennifer.
973
01:23:00,716 --> 01:23:02,952
Oo, then the twins show up.
974
01:23:13,494 --> 01:23:15,997
And they all start making out.
975
01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:19,365
Yeah, that's
what I'm talking...
976
01:23:19,367 --> 01:23:21,102
There are no twins.
977
01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:25,304
I really want
there to be twins.
978
01:23:25,306 --> 01:23:27,809
What if the twins kill Johnny?
979
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,782
There's no fucking twins!
980
01:23:35,784 --> 01:23:38,921
Oo, what if Aiesha's
brother shows up?
981
01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:42,855
Oh, son, they
need to calm down.
982
01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:44,491
Things are getting a little
too out of control over here.
983
01:23:44,493 --> 01:23:46,826
Come to avenge your sister?
984
01:23:46,828 --> 01:23:47,993
What?
985
01:23:47,995 --> 01:23:48,995
No.
986
01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,964
Just spit-balling here.
987
01:23:50,966 --> 01:23:53,532
Listen to the story.
988
01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:55,704
Okay, wait, where were we.
989
01:24:02,511 --> 01:24:05,310
See the groundskeeper
comes down from the tower.
990
01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:07,147
- Which was fucking stupid.
- Calm down man.
991
01:24:07,149 --> 01:24:08,014
What are you doing?
992
01:24:08,016 --> 01:24:09,819
What are you doing?
993
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,055
Here's Johnny.
994
01:24:16,391 --> 01:24:19,826
Oh, this is where
the devils sidekicks show up.
995
01:24:19,828 --> 01:24:21,960
Oh, shit, I almost
forgot, you're right, the setup.
996
01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:29,469
- What the unholy hell?
- Oh my God.
997
01:24:48,323 --> 01:24:50,322
I knew
Aiesha was the devil.
998
01:24:50,324 --> 01:24:54,928
Oh, look at you,
fucking genius, now shut up.
999
01:24:54,930 --> 01:24:57,596
What the fuck just happened?
1000
01:24:57,598 --> 01:24:59,499
Did you put real
bullets in that?
1001
01:24:59,501 --> 01:25:00,666
You think I'm going to walk
around here wearing a mask
1002
01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:03,836
scaring a bunch of white
folk without some protection.
1003
01:25:03,838 --> 01:25:06,371
Man, that's shame about Dale.
1004
01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:08,140
Why'd he have to leave
the guard tower anyway?
1005
01:25:08,142 --> 01:25:08,974
This fool would
have been lights out
1006
01:25:08,976 --> 01:25:10,979
in another five minutes.
1007
01:25:14,449 --> 01:25:15,284
Damn.
1008
01:25:18,587 --> 01:25:22,154
Oh, once a hippy,
always a hippy.
1009
01:25:22,156 --> 01:25:25,258
That stupid motherfucker.
1010
01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:27,262
Well, come on, let's go.
1011
01:25:28,430 --> 01:25:29,328
You get the money
from Johnny's safe?
1012
01:25:29,330 --> 01:25:30,429
Easy peasy.
1013
01:25:30,431 --> 01:25:32,165
- And the code?
- What else?
1014
01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:34,102
- 696969.
- Predictable.
1015
01:25:46,314 --> 01:25:50,282
Wait, what was the
point of the story?
1016
01:25:50,284 --> 01:25:51,917
Isn't it obvious?
1017
01:25:51,919 --> 01:25:53,152
Don't be an asshole?
1018
01:25:53,154 --> 01:25:54,924
No, don't do drugs.
1019
01:25:56,257 --> 01:25:57,091
Go to bed.
1020
01:26:12,973 --> 01:26:14,109
Coming me amour.
1021
01:27:08,229 --> 01:27:10,563
Hello?
1022
01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:11,730
Hello?
1023
01:27:11,732 --> 01:27:13,068
Is anyone there?
1024
01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:15,003
Did I win?
1025
01:27:24,611 --> 01:27:28,016
You want to be the
husband or the wife?
1026
01:27:32,988 --> 01:27:33,955
The husband.
1027
01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:39,759
Good, now get down and
suck your wife's dick?
1028
01:27:39,761 --> 01:27:40,995
Oh, man.
1029
01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:44,600
Oh, okay.
1030
01:27:48,506 --> 01:27:53,506
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