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Stop the car, Chad!
I need to get out!
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- You all right, Norm?
- You said we were going home!
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I'm in fucking pain, Chad, please!
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Catch this fucker
and you're on!
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- You're mad!
- Watch the hare, Tyson.
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Down there! Down there!
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It's burning!
It's not fucking funny!
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Shut up, Norman.
You're putting the dog off.
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Fuck the dog!
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- Give it some, Chad.
- Yeah.
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- Come on, Ty. Yeah!
- That's it, Ty!
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- He can't drive!
- Keep her straight, mush.
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I think I'm gonna die!
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Broadside it!
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That's it, Ty.
Kick the back end out, mush.
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I fucking mean it, Tyson!
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That's it! That's it, Ty!
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That was mint, mate.
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I mean it, I'm having you, Tyson.
I'm fucking having you!
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- Get it!
- Down there, down there!
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Fuck's sake, Norman!
You made me fucking crash.
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- Up yours, Tyson.
- All right, let's have a look at you.
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Good little bitch, ain't you?
Gotta get you fit, though.
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What's up, Norm?
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Don't fucking touch me, Chad!
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- It's all right. It's only a poxy cut.
- It's fucking broke, innit?
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Well, what you doing
falling out the car, then, you dinny?
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- Got pushed, didn't I?
- Shut up, Norman, you little snout.
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I swear
on the mother's cunt, Chad.
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Come on, let's gel.
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Fuck off!
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Have that.
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Oi!
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Not over there, you div!
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Right, tens on the gavva's nose.
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One fucking go, I said.
Right, my turn.
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Yeah, take a load of that.
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Right, that's it. Tens each.
Come on, ten.
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- I weren't playin' in that one.
- Yes, you were.
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- All right, once more?
- It's now 30.
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Have that.
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You fat joey.
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Fuck's sake, Norman.
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- It's well gammy, Kel.
- Gammy dodger more like.
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All right, maggot?
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I think
it's definitely fractious.
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All right?
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Stop your flapping, Norman!
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I'm not looking after you
like this, no way.
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You're meant to be working for me.
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He's broken his leg,
you have, Chad.
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- I've gotta go to hospital, Kel.
- You know you can't do that.
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Hypochondrio.
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Ain't much use now 'round here,
are you, you dinny?
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Hardly a joey now.
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Do you want me
to get you some painkillers?
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Oi, Chad, you've seriously
gone and broke his leg now.
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Weren't me, love.
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Fucking goat, Chad.
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You know you've gotta keep him
out the trailer, Mini.
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Make us a cup of tea, then, Kel.
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You do it.
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And make sure Tyson
does his schoolwork.
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Where are you going?
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Told you, I'm taking Mini
to the pet shop.
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- She wants a terrapin.
- Terra fucking who?
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Turtles, Dad.
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Need some scrilla, Chad.
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Always wedging me, ent she, Ty?
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Give us a kiss.
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- See you later.
- Gel on.
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Make your dad a tea, then.
All right, Ty, where you going?
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You got tiddles? Go on.
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Oi.
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- Where d'you think you're going?
- To the dog.
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- Ain't you got homeworks?
- No.
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You never had to do homework.
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I never went to school.
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Yeah, and look at you now!
Let him go play.
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Go on, then, son.
Piss off.
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Make us a tea, then.
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Got something to show you.
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About what?
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We're gonna protest
about your brother.
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Huh? Huh?
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Tyson. Tyson!
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Knobhead!
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Bennett!
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Bennett!
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Bennett!
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Go get the paint
you chored, mush.
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Get some fucking clothes on
whilst you're at it.
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Your joey's
a fucking animal, Colby.
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So what's the plan with the motor?
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Gonna make a complaint for Bryan.
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Too late for him, mush.
Ten's a ten.
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I ain't having it.
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Can't. He were innocence.
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Besides, he's your brother.
He don't like prison.
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Well, this ain't gonna
get him out, is it?
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Just you wait
'till it's your turn.
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Water.
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Water, doggy.
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I got some brushes for you, Chaddy.
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What d'you want me
to do with them?
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Well, you're the artist, Chad.
You tell me.
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You need a window, Chad.
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Worzel here can sort that out.
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Fuck happened? Mush?
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What is it?
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What have I done now, eh?
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Let's look at you.
Let's look at you.
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- What happened, mush?
- Dog's dead.
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- What do you mean, the dog's dead?
- Dog's dead, Dad.
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Worzel's fire exploded.
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- What the fuck?
- Don't ask me, Chad.
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You could have killed Tyson,
you dumb gummidgey fuck!
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He's gotta go, Col.
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I don't care if he's a jubby dinlo.
He's a fucking liability.
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What do you want me
to do 'bout it?
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- He's gonna kill one of the kids.
- Don't be a fanny, Chad.
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There's nothing fanny about it.
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All right, calm down, calm down.
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All right, Tyson?
Cushty, son?
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It's all right, mush, weren't your fault.
We'll get you a news one.
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You owe me a new dog, Worzel.
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Can I keep that one then, eh, Chad?
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You can fuckin' eat it for all I care.
I've had enough of his shit, Col.
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Blessed are the cracked, Chad.
Karl Marx said that.
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Karl fucking who?
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Can I cremate the dog,
then, eh, Col?
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Huh?
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You gonna sleep up there?
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No.
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Look, he were a good dog, mush.
But your dad'll get you another one.
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Come on,
let's go get some warm.
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That's them pills you're on, Les.
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I'm running 'round the fire, look.
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I'm going 'round and 'round.
I'm going 'round and 'round.
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'Round and 'round!
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My dad once told me
the world were flat.
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"From where I'm looking, son,"
he said,
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"from where I'm looking,
the world is flat."
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I believed him. I still do.
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- It's a fucking ball.
- Now, before you start,
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I don't give a fuck about outer space
or the view from up there.
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Where's Chad?
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And I've told Chad
the same. You ask him.
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Where is he? You ask him,
he'd tell ya.
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It's flat.
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Get you a pond, mush.
Innit, terrapin?
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God said you pass it down
from father to son.
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- From father, son, grandson.
- Hallelujah!
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What right-thinking man
would say wrong?
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As it were in the beginning,
is now, ever shall be,
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so help me God.
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- Amen!
- Fucksake, Bennett!
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Fucking hell, Gummidge.
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Kenny's a fucking idiot.
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I've stood up top the highest hill,
climbed up the highest tree,
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looked as far as my eyeballs'll stretch.
You know what, Tyson?
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- It was still flat.
- Flat, flat.
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What about the moon, then?
How do you explain that?
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I never did care for anything
any gorgie did say,
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nor His Majesty the Queen,
nor the army.
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What my dad said were the truth
and I'd fight any fucker who says else.
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Your bloody dad
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telling the same... bloody story
every bloody night.
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I mean, does he actually believe
we buy all that bollocks?
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Tyson actually does.
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Next thing is you being born in a manger
to a bloody Virgin Mary.
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You used to think him funny.
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Yeah, until he got Bryan
sent down.
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Tell you something, love.
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You get lalled, I'm not sticking 'round
here listening to him harp on.
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No chance.
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You did say we weren't living
with your dad forever, Chad.
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Where are the kids?
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Did you hear what I'm saying?
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I'm not asking you
to move into an house.
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Come on, Kelly Cutler.
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It's the weekend.
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You did promise.
You know that, Chad?
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I do promise.
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You know it's compilated.
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You can't stand up to your dad,
that's your problem.
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I'll show you my problem.
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You woke me up for this?
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I wanna talk to you.
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- What's happening, then, Chad?
- I'm tired.
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Come on, talk to me, boy.
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Nothing going on.
Sleep, that's all.
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So why the fuck did you behave
like such a little twat yesterday?
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Worse than the kids, you was.
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Fucking ignore me!
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What the fuck
you done that for?
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You got no idea, Chad.
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No idea the troubles I've had
putting all this together.
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And here you are, my eldest,
acting like the prize div.
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You know what my dad
once said to me?
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Yeah, I do.
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What the fuck is
the matter with you, then?
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I'm just trying
to look after my family, Col.
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What you say?
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I'm your family.
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You're forgetting who you are, boy.
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I swear to God, I will fucking smash
your puny little fucking skull
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and then I will pluck every little
pubic hair out of your bollocks
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if I think you're getting
anywhere close
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- to being a fucking gorgie.
- Come here.
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Give your dad a kiss.
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All right, then, Tyson?
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All right? Morning.
Glad you're here, me boy.
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Just saying,
we got a job for you, we have.
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Spell "Free Bryan."
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Fuh, fuh, eh...
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Right, come on, you do it.
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Right, there you go,
right there.
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Spell it.
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There we go, that's it.
Now we're a proper crew.
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You in with me and Ty,
then, Chad?
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That's it.
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There you are.
A little bit more.
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That's it, you've got it.
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- "Free Bryan"?
- Yeah.
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Just the tip of the brush,
that's it.
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Write "Fuck gavvas", Tyson.
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Could've at least chored a decent car.
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- First car I ever chored was a 6R4.
- No, you never.
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Have that!
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Let's go again.
Let's go to St. Paul's and find Johnson.
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No, man,
let's keep on at Lovage.
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- The motherfucker needs baiting.
- We've been at him all day long.
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I'm gonna gel.
You lot carry on.
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- Right, I'm driving.
- I'm driving.
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No, I'm fucking driving.
I'm driving. I'm driving.
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- Let me drive.
- I'm driving.
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How am I gonna get home?
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In that.
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Ah, great.
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The hottest car
in Gloucestershire.
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Every gavva in town
looking for us!
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- Fuckin' hell.
- Come on, mush.
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All right there, Chad?
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You know where he is.
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Let's see him, then.
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Six minutes.
248
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,235
A clear winner.
Should improve, too.
249
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,596
A beauty.
250
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,514
You serious about this, then?
251
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,513
Needs a bit of clearing up,
but with a bit of work...
252
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,592
Never mind about that, Noah.
It's all right, innit?
253
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,228
Got potentials.
254
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,757
Thing is, Chad, you and your Kelly
and the kids are welcome up here.
255
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,912
But we can't be having your old man
and his whole lot pitching up.
256
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,675
We're a settled community, no troubles,
and I wanna keep it that way.
257
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,352
It's all I want too.
258
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,271
Somewhere near school
for Kelly and the kids.
259
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,396
Good.
260
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,756
There is one other thing, Chad.
261
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,831
I'm not doing this
behind your Colby's back.
262
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,514
I can't be on the wrong side
of your dad.
263
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,151
Listen, I wanna take it.
264
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,039
It's yours unless I hear otherwise.
265
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,951
Means what I said, though.
266
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,077
Give me a few days
to sort my shit out, okay?
267
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,720
Cushty?
268
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,791
Thanks, Noah.
269
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,676
All right, Chad?
270
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,231
Nice little stunt
you pulled earlier.
271
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,829
Do you think I give a shit
about some driving misdemeanor?
272
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,957
That was very original, Chad.
Well done.
273
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,271
Was it Daddy's idea?
Did Daddy tell you to do it, did he?
274
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,838
Don't know
what you're on about.
275
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,879
How's Kelly?
276
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,677
Getting old, ain't he,
your bitch?
277
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,558
All right, Trousers.
278
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,637
Richard Cutler, you're under arrest
on suspicion of driving a stolen car.
279
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,120
You do not have to say anything,
but it may harm your defense
280
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,656
if you do not mention,
when questioned,
281
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,035
anything you later rely on in court.
282
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,714
Anything you do say
may be given in evidence.
283
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,311
Could've fucking murdered you.
284
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,398
What were you doing
up there anyway?
285
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,477
- Up where?
- You know where.
286
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,357
I know his poxy site.
287
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,668
Just having a mooch.
288
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,439
A mooch? Stroll on.
289
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,514
Gotta buy Tyson a bitch, ent I?
It's his birthday next week.
290
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,115
Hadn't even got up there. Lovage
just come out of nowhere, prick.
291
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,270
Stood no chances.
292
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,674
Right.
293
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,272
Got a job for you tonight,
all right?
294
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,875
Fuck that.
295
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,632
Some fatements in this one.
296
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,600
Can't be doing with all that,
not tonight, mush.
297
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,758
Oh, well, that's tough.
It's all set for tonight.
298
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,359
What's the matter with you?
299
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,670
- What?
- You heard.
300
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,376
It's Sunday.
Why has it gotta be tonight?
301
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,118
'Cause I fucking said so!
302
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,514
Can we turn
this fuckin' music off?
303
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,519
Mama.
304
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,110
Mama!
305
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,635
And we actually removed
a bay window and we found it under there
306
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,994
and I've had it ever since,
307
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,056
but my husband just keeps saying
it's a bit of old tat.
308
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,435
But I just thought, well,
I'll bring it along.
309
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,876
Bit of old tat. Have you worn
this bit of old tat?
310
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,996
What does that say, Ty?
311
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,798
Ha ha, you can't read!
312
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,189
- Read it to him, Tyson.
- You little div.
313
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,794
Oi, that hurts.
314
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,472
Um, no, I just liked it,
315
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,551
and I just-I just kept it.
316
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,834
Are you coming, then, or what?
317
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,514
- I'm coming.
- You're not going anywhere.
318
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,115
...a collier de chien, a dog's collar
ornament, in diamonds...
319
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,918
Eight grand.
320
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,554
Eight grand for that?
Fuck off.
321
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,393
...eight or nine thousand pounds.
322
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,799
Pff.
323
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,990
Oh, my God.
324
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,355
Come on, then, Chad.
Let's gel.
325
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,159
Listen, Kenny, I don't know
anything what Colby's on about.
326
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,596
I never worked a Sunday in my life.
Calls himself Christian.
327
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,636
You wants to do it,
you go and do it.
328
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,836
Me, I'm not into that shit
no more.
329
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,435
Just want a quiet life, me.
No troubles.
330
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,909
What the fuck you on about?
331
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,752
You can't sit 'round here
all night.
332
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,673
Come on, Chad.
Sort it out, mush.
333
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,753
- What's the matter with you?
- Nothing.
334
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,668
- Just says it.
- Might as well go.
335
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,469
I know you wanna go anyway.
Just fucking go.
336
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,189
I'm staying here
with my family tonight.
337
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,914
It's our anniversary.
338
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,960
That's bollocks. I know it's not
your anniversary.
339
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,032
- It is now.
- Ty, your dad's flapping.
340
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,873
- What's happened to him, mush?
- Fuck off, Kenny.
341
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,951
I know what you're doing.
Just fuck off.
342
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,439
Sampson says you're on strike.
You a fucking miner now or what?
343
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,875
Kenny's jobbing this one, Col.
He just said so.
344
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,656
- What the fuck are you on about?
- I never.
345
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,150
- Kenny's on it, Col.
- Is he fuck.
346
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,595
Tyson's got more chance
of bossing it.
347
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,956
What do you say, then, Ty?
348
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,154
Wanna go on a job?
349
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,949
- Yeah? Bit of driving?
- Yeah.
350
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,000
Can I have a fag
for our mum, please?
351
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,229
Go on, piss off.
352
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,799
Where's fat cunt Norman?
353
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,075
- Norman!
- Leave him alone, mush.
354
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,475
- Where's Windows?
- Choring us a motor.
355
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,634
- You been drinking, mush?
- I might have had a few ciders.
356
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,056
You're off your head,
you are, Samp.
357
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,594
Shut up flapping, Lest.
On and on.
358
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,433
- He's got slippers on, Chad.
- "He's got slippers on, Chad."
359
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,430
Ty, you little fucking devil.
360
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,110
Stop being a dinlo, Sampson.
361
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,816
All right,
who's gonna get the petrol?
362
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,068
Not me.
363
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,596
Right, Lest, get me 40 fags
as well.
364
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,557
Why is it me
who's gotta get his face on TV?
365
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,153
'Cause you's the most good-looking.
366
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,438
For fuck's sake, Chad.
367
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,348
Just 'cause Norman ain't here.
368
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,238
- Bye, Lest.
- Fuck off.
369
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,392
I swear on the mother's cunt,
them pills Lester's on,
370
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,800
they're no good for no one, mush.
371
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,916
Made him worser if anything.
372
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,195
I took one once.
Dreamt I sucked off a dog.
373
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,511
Spunk an' all.
374
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,955
- What were it?
- Were antidepressives.
375
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,473
No, what were the dog?
376
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,870
Oh, it were a Labrador.
377
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,554
- It was a nice blonde retriever.
- You sick son of a cunt.
378
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,353
You're a sick fucking bastard,
you know that, Sampson?
379
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,199
All right?
380
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,236
- I've got keys, Chad.
- Gel, gel!
381
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,078
Gel, gel.
382
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,236
Lalled choring the petrol.
Quick, Chad, gel.
383
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,520
What the fuck you done that for?
I gave you the scrilla.
384
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,357
I told you, I'm not getting my face on TV.
385
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,557
You fucking div. You don't think got
cameras at the pumps?
386
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,596
- What?
- Mongs of petrol in here now.
387
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,796
If we get in a chase
and I ain't got no fags,
388
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,151
I'm having you, Lester,
I'm fucking having you.
389
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,590
Is it true we come from fishes?
390
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,398
- What'd you say?
- It's what they said at school.
391
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,873
You just listen to me, me boy,
and listen good.
392
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,428
No one is about to tell me
I come from the arse of an ape.
393
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,512
Or that your granddaddy
were a goldfish. Really.
394
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,151
What a load of bollocks.
395
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,474
You really think God made us
from a fish?
396
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,232
Teacher said.
397
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,709
Well, they're fannies, then.
Great big fannies.
398
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:44,510
Don't you listen to 'em, Ty.
Don't listen to 'em.
399
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,989
From fishes. Yeah, well,
maybe her ancestors.
400
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,638
Not mine, not yours.
401
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,440
I thought school was supposed
to teach you common senses.
402
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,869
I don't like it there.
403
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,997
Fucking waste of time,
if you ask me.
404
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,071
They're trying
to control your mind.
405
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,516
That's why I never
did send Chad to school.
406
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,319
You've gotta stand up
against these cunts, Tyson.
407
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,388
So they don't trespass
against us.
408
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,296
Yeah, it were
like a fucking museum!
409
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,912
That were some fate, that.
410
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,400
Did you see
all them regal outgowns?
411
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,790
I chored one of his wigs,
wrapped it all in his gown.
412
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,952
He were a judge.
He were a fucking judge!
413
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,231
- First little stretch I done...
- Oi! Tyson!
414
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,871
Chad would have been a bit younger
than you... About five he was, I think.
415
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,757
Yeah.
416
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,877
Everyone does a bit of time,
you know, sooner or later.
417
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,599
Can be God's medicine,
prison can be, Tyson.
418
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,318
Teaches you what's important.
419
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,755
Evening, Kelly.
420
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,840
Ty's gotta go to bed now.
He's got school tomorrow.
421
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,518
Could I just finish my story?
422
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,670
Don't go filling his head
with all this jank, Col.
423
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,478
We was talking about his dog.
424
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,438
Don't ignore me, Tyson Cutler.
Get your skinny little arse out.
425
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,776
I tell you, that school's been
rokkering him some right wrongs.
426
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,756
Say what you like.
He's still going.
427
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,354
All right, then.
Listen to your ma.
428
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,749
- Don't want to.
- I know. No one does.
429
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,474
But I say so.
430
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,471
I'm not bloody having this, Col.
431
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,834
Kel.
432
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,553
Dogs can only play with cats so long
before it's the dog that gets scratched.
433
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,795
That's rapid response,
that is, Chad.
434
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,394
I'll deal with them.
Just get everything in the van.
435
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,976
I'm fucking
coming with you, Chad.
436
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,256
- I'm not staying with the fatements.
- What about you, Samps?
437
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Well, I'm not missing a fucking chase.
438
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,312
All right, who we got, then?
439
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,896
- We got Carlin.
- And that fuckhead Roberts.
440
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,559
- Roberts is a fucking awesome driver.
- Is he fuck.
441
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,793
Stop touching me, Sampson!
442
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,616
Do your drunk driving, Chad.
Do your drunk driving.
443
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,696
- All right, get the fire thingy.
- On it, mush.
444
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,896
- Oi, what you doing, Sampson?
- Time to get off-road.
445
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,273
Not my fire extinguisher!
446
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,271
I chored that.
Oi, Chad, tell him to let me...
447
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,976
What the fuck
is wrong with you, Lester?
448
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,552
On Ricky's corner, mush.
449
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,953
All right, let it rip, Samps.
450
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,076
Fucking have that!
451
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,872
Jesus fucking Christ!
452
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,076
Let me bail out, Chad.
453
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,639
I know a bird
who lives 'round here.
454
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,360
Gavvas are still
right behind us.
455
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,038
Who gives a fuck?
456
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,834
He's a proper dirty sex pest,
he is.
457
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,992
Didn't have to jump.
I was just about to stop.
458
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,314
Fuck you doing, Chad?
459
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,472
Told you, I fucking hate
chases without fags.
460
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,836
You forgot 'em, Lester.
You go get 'em.
461
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,309
Fucking not going in there.
You'll leave me behind.
462
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,152
Off your fucking head,
you are, Chad.
463
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,715
I got the money.
I got the money.
464
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,711
20 Denmans.
465
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,589
No, 40.
466
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,158
And a pack of Maltesers.
467
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,348
Keep the change.
468
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,256
- Cushty, mush.
- Hurry up. Hurry up.
469
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,389
I think you should actually
stop smoking, Chad.
470
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,556
You sure, Chad?
471
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,798
No, no. Fuck!
472
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,396
Oh, f...
473
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,748
Oh, no...
474
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,074
Fuck.
475
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,912
Oh, fuck.
476
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,714
You fucking bastard!
477
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,118
You could have
fucking picked me up.
478
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,636
Four hours I walked back.
I were waiting for you at the tree.
479
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,917
What happened, then, son?
480
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,639
Rabid response,
that's what happened.
481
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,957
Start at the beginning.
482
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,110
I fucking killed Trousers.
483
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,988
- Who?
- Trousers. Lovage's bitch.
484
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,878
Oh, right. Yeah.
485
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,234
Who was they in the house?
486
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,391
Who gives a fuck?
Come on, sit down.
487
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,189
Have an Amaretto,
a little father and sonly.
488
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,271
Tell me what happened.
489
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,798
Well, fuck ya.
490
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,256
...ever be able to.
491
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,271
A huge haul of antiques has been stolen
492
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,557
in what could turn out to be one of
Britain's biggest domestic robberies.
493
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,757
Thieves targeted the Lord Lieutenant
of Gloucestershire's home in Purgrove,
494
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,558
just outside Cheltenham.
495
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,519
The private art collection at the manor
was valued at tens of millions of pounds.
496
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,990
The loss has not yet been assessed,
but is believed to be considerable.
497
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,376
The Lord Lieutenant arrived
back at his house this morning,
498
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,879
but was unavailable for comment.
499
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,992
Chad. Chad, wake up.
You're on the news.
500
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,914
This follows a series
of identical burglaries in the area.
501
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,070
We have good reason
to believe it was carried out
502
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,639
by the same
highly professional gang.
503
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,399
National news.
For fuck's sake, Chad.
504
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,710
They're gonna come after you now,
you know they will.
505
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,189
- I need to go back to sleep, Kel.
- No way.
506
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,750
You're doing the school run.
I'm taking Norman to the hospital.
507
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,390
- He's under warrant, Kel.
- I know he is.
508
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,675
That's your fucking fault as well.
509
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,399
And Worzel bloody burnt
the kids' slippers.
510
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,675
I can't be living with the pissy arse
much longer.
511
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,591
All right, monkey.
512
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,477
Leave your Dad alone.
513
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,677
What time did you get back?
514
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,035
Never you mind.
You ready for school?
515
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,509
Don't want to.
I want to go to the fair with Colby.
516
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,478
You've got three minutes to make it
to the car. You hear me, Ty?
517
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,993
Tyson?
518
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,478
All right, Tyson,
let your granddad in.
519
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,196
Out the car, Worzel.
520
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,795
Aw! Leave him alone, Chad.
521
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,792
You heard. Out the car, Gummidge.
522
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,437
I ain't moving
whilst he's in here.
523
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,478
Don't be childish.
Worse than the kids.
524
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,080
All right, out.
525
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,832
No chickens at school today.
526
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,434
Fucking national news, Dad.
527
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,273
- Weren't you in the news, son.
- Might as well have been.
528
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,114
Your dad's a legend, Tyson.
529
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,519
Hiding under cows.
530
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,636
Don't teach you that at school,
do they?
531
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,336
Don't you ever think
what actually happens in there?
532
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,952
You know what I reckon of it,
don't ya?
533
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,554
You two'd be better off coming
to the fair with your granddad.
534
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,956
Oi, they're my fucking kids, Col, and I do
what I like with 'em. Give us a kiss.
535
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,476
No swearing, not at school.
536
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,676
No swearing?
What's that about?
537
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,228
God given right to swear.
538
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,875
Oi, Tyson, tell your teachers
to go fuck their mothers!
539
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,631
They ain't gonna airlift you,
is they, Norman?
540
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,736
- All right, Kel.
- Get your fat arse ready.
541
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,034
I'm coming!
542
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,554
Kelly, Chad has sent me
to protect you.
543
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,278
You stay away from me,
Bennett, you hear?
544
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,635
- I got a chicken for you, Kel.
- Stuff it.
545
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,148
Shh.
546
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:47,279
He's a wrong 'un.
Don't want him around my kids.
547
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,518
Can't be held responsibles
if it carries on playing up.
548
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:56,196
Love thy neighbor, Chad,
that's one of the ten.
549
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,713
I'll tell you an eleventh.
550
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,153
It's one of me own
and I mean it.
551
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,708
Stop whinging like a fanny
about Gordon.
552
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,873
The man's ill, got problems.
I'm looking after him.
553
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,188
Leave it.
554
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,396
You got something to tell me,
then, or what?
555
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,789
Chored a small fortune
out of that house, Chad.
556
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,350
I don't give a fuck, Col.
Not about any of it.
557
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,198
Who the fuck
cares about clocks?
558
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,589
I'm telling you,
fuck this country house malarkey.
559
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,955
Not worth the cars, mush.
560
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,951
The future's
in the intraweb, Col.
561
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,237
That's where it's all going.
The wise world business.
562
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,949
No son of mine is about to start
with any of that crap.
563
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,550
What the fuck you know about computers?
You can't even read.
564
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,269
Can't be plotting dreams
of another life now, son.
565
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,477
Gonna come down hard on you.
You killed Trousers.
566
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,392
You just need to concentrate
on what's coming down the road at you.
567
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,198
Kingdom fucking come,
if you ask me.
568
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,909
Fuck all to do with Trousers, Col.
569
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,070
Poxy house was your idea.
570
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,513
I gotta go back to bed.
571
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,794
- Chad.
- Mm?
572
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,953
Chad!
573
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,952
Where's the kids?
574
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,510
What do you mean?
They're at school.
575
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,070
They never went to school, Chad.
576
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,277
- I took 'em there.
- You never.
577
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,193
I fucking did, you know.
Ask me dad.
578
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,431
Are you fucking joking me?
579
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,317
Don't wind me up, Chad.
I've just been there.
580
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,994
They ain't been at school
all fucking day!
581
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,152
They're in enough trouble as it is.
Come on, get up.
582
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,072
Little bastards.
583
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,510
Little div. I'm gonna rip him up
when I see him.
584
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,376
I tell you what, Kelly,
I fucking dropped them off.
585
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,868
- You've gotta walk 'em in.
- I hadn't fucking slept.
586
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,316
They'd better be with your dad. I tell you
what, Chad, they better fucking had be.
587
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,914
I can't live like this no more.
Can't do it, I've had enough.
588
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,150
I've found us somewhere already.
589
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,912
Everything's done.
590
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,309
- We stop up at Noah's.
- Since when?
591
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,875
Does Colby know?
592
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,397
Let's just find the kids.
We can talk all of this later.
593
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,119
You should have told me, Chad.
594
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,271
I suppose if you ain't told your dad,
it don't count for shit anyway.
595
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,519
Have you seen Colby?
596
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,478
Seen Tyson? Mini?
597
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,840
Walter, have you seen Colby?
598
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,070
Yeah, he's gone down there
by the wagons, of course.
599
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:01,598
Colby!
600
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,240
Here he is. Look at this.
My son and heir!
601
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,788
Your ears must be burning.
602
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,440
- Are the kids here with you?
- You're my kid, Chad.
603
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,432
I'm not messing. Are they here?
They've been missing all day.
604
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,273
They're kids.
That's what they do.
605
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,828
- I thought they were here with you.
- Well, they ent.
606
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,353
Should be here.
607
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,496
Sorry, but that's what happens
when you send them to school.
608
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,376
- Keep trying to tell you.
- I haven't got time for this.
609
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,435
We gotta go find 'em.
610
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,750
Just put a wager on, Chad.
Just getting good.
611
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,999
Can I ask where
the children's father is?
612
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,038
Please, I'm here
about my babbies.
613
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:06,910
We're here to help you.
I hope you know that.
614
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,231
But you need to help us now, Kelly.
615
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,392
You need to tell us where your husband
was last night,
616
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,313
and I promise that we will make
your life a lot easier...
617
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,958
Are you fucking joking me?
618
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,157
No, I'm not fucking joking you, Kelly.
619
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,390
You need to help us
to help you.
620
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,153
Not too late to get out,
you know.
621
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,755
Before it all comes on top.
622
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,149
Are your mum and dad
still not speaking to you?
623
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,959
Well, you can talk to us.
You know that, don't you?
624
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,349
And we'll take you straight
into protective custody,
625
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,192
right now, you and the kids.
626
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,229
My babbies have been missing 12 hours
and you want me to go gammy?
627
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,759
Heartless bastards, ain't you?
628
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,832
No, no, we're not
heartless bastards, sweetheart.
629
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,591
Actually, I've been thinking
about you all day, as it happens.
630
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,116
I've been thinking, what is it like
being Kelly Cutler?
631
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:05,359
Sitting up there by yourself every night
thinking, "Where is he?
632
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,910
Is he coming home
or is tonight the night?" Hmm?
633
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,199
I mean, what does go through
your little brain when he's out thieving?
634
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,675
Don't know
what you're on about.
635
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,116
Please... my kids are missing.
636
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,576
It's Noah. Leave a message if you want.
637
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,149
Noah, it's Chad.
638
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,038
Give me a call back, mush,
on this number.
639
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,558
We dropped them off at school
this morning.
640
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,871
The headmistress said
they never went in.
641
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,315
Yeah, well...
642
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,994
Your kids have told us everything
we wanna know already.
643
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,475
They're here with us right now.
644
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,154
Oh! Oh, my God!
645
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,437
Picked them up this morning.
646
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,715
- What, this morning?
- Mm-hmm.
647
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,736
What, you fucking kidnapped
my kids and not told me?
648
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,193
Shut your filthy gob.
649
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,350
See, Chad's done us a favor this time.
650
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,237
Have you any idea
who he robbed last night?
651
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,676
- I don't give a fuck.
- We will get him, Kelly.
652
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,196
We will get your Chad,
and you know it, too.
653
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,709
You'll never be able
to go coursing ever again.
654
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,952
I'm never gonna
take you hunting, ever.
655
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,792
Do you understand?
656
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,576
You'll never be able
to ride the quad again.
657
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,068
I'm getting rid of it,
smashing that bike up.
658
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,197
I'm gonna give it to Worzel.
He's burning your bike tonight.
659
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,790
- Wanted to chore a dog.
- No more dogs, not for you.
660
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,394
You took your sister
and then went and got arrested.
661
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,517
You are in trouble forever.
662
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,876
Do you understand?
In trouble forever.
663
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,233
Me, I've never been arrested.
664
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,517
- Bloody have, Chad. All the bloody time.
- No, I haven't.
665
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,591
I've never been charged.
666
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,990
You, though, Ty, are in trouble
forever with them lot now.
667
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,991
They'll be out to get you now, Ty.
668
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,336
Armed police.
Don't you fucking move.
669
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,715
Over on your front, nice and slow.
670
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,840
- Do what they says, kids.
- Get the fuck...
671
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,438
Tyson.
672
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,839
Tyson, it's all right.
673
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,336
- Don't you touch my fucking kids.
- Get down! Don't move!
674
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,715
- I want my dad!
- Get down!
675
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,995
Stop pointing
that fucking thing at my kids!
676
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,576
- All right, Mini!
- Get him outside now.
677
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,273
- Fuck yourself. Where are your numbers?
- Shut your mouth.
678
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,475
Come on.
679
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,496
- Shoot me in front of my own family?
- Get outside now!
680
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,353
Where are your numbers?
Where are your numbers?
681
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,431
Where are your numbers?
682
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,632
Get your fucking hands off me!
683
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,992
You got a warrant?
684
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,672
My kids gotta go to school.
685
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,079
Get down!
686
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,995
Let me speak
to my fucking kids!
687
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,878
It's all right, Ty.
It's all right, Mini.
688
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,430
- It's all right, my babbies.
- Up, up, up, up.
689
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,114
- Come on.
- You filthy pig dog gavvas.
690
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,357
What you call policing, is it,
traumatizing my kids?
691
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,352
- Get in.
- I'm having you!
692
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,912
I love you, Kelly!
693
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,156
Love you, Ty, Mini!
694
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,876
Shh...
695
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,198
Let's get these
wet trousers off, eh?
696
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,477
Let's get 'em off.
Let's take 'em off.
697
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,516
Wet trousers.
Put them over there.
698
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,390
It's all right, Mini.
It's all right.
699
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,029
You did good, you know?
You did real good today.
700
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,429
Never seen that money in my life.
You must have put it there.
701
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,671
Grow up, Chad.
702
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,034
It's not mine.
703
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,393
Oh...
704
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,237
Oh, I get it.
705
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,639
That's funny.
706
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,792
Is it Kelly's little stash?
707
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:57,793
Oh, that cracks me up.
708
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,553
You're all at it, aren't you?
'Course you are.
709
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,878
It just makes me think
why, though, hm?
710
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,110
Why's Kelly hiding money
from you?
711
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,751
Money were mine, all right?
712
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,912
Make your mind up, Chad.
713
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,312
Poxy few grand.
A man's allowed to have a stash.
714
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,440
If that's all you got me on,
I'm walking in no time.
715
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,988
You're not going anywhere.
716
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:33,550
So you say you spent the whole
evening with your son, Chad Cutler.
717
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,155
We have spent the whole of every day
of his life together.
718
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,677
So, tell me, in as much detail
as you can, what you did.
719
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,991
Told you already.
720
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,868
After I'd given him a bath,
I put his jimjams on him
721
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,112
and read him a bedtime story
about how fucking stupid you lot are,
722
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,633
and tucked him up in bed.
723
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,393
Now, and this is
none of your fucking business,
724
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,189
but as he were nodding off
to travel at will in his sleep...
725
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,672
I told him
that he were a fucking legend,
726
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,998
and that he were my son and heir,
and that I love him.
727
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:16,194
I just... I can't work this one out,
though.
728
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,714
A lord lieutenant, hm?
729
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,280
It's a very odd choice,
given what he does.
730
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,870
You did do your homework,
didn't you, Chad?
731
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,111
You do know
what a lord lieutenant is, don't you?
732
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,438
Well...
733
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:43,833
Well, Chad, my friend, my little friend,
a lord lieutenant...
734
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,833
is the one up there
who swears in all the judges.
735
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,037
Do you know what that means, Chad?
Mm? Do you?
736
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:58,398
It means that every single policeman,
magistrate,
737
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,114
every traffic warden in this county
738
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,192
will not rest until you're in jail.
739
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,070
No, no, hear me out.
740
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:13,154
Jesus died on the cross
because of people like you.
741
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,435
Well, I ain't
letting it happen again.
742
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,318
Just 'cause one of His Majesty
the Queen's little chavvies
743
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,392
wants to make me and my family
into the escape goats.
744
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,959
That's what it feels like.
745
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,430
I feel like some stupid...
some sac...
746
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,875
no, sacrificial goat,
that's it.
747
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,838
I feel like a sacrificial goat.
748
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,388
Well, let me tell you,
them goats
749
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,029
can kick, and bite,
and scream, and scratch,
750
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:42,193
and poke your eyes out too,
and they can start fires.
751
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,636
The horns are sharper
than yours.
752
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,918
Them goats can turn
into super-goats.
753
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,116
And you can lock
them super-goats up,
754
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,310
but what I have heard is this.
755
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,597
Hell hath no fury
like a locked-up super-goat.
756
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:07,194
You got no rights to be keeping me here,
no rights whatsoever.
757
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,669
I've got every right.
758
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,509
I know it was you, Chad.
I know it was.
759
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:24,919
"Your Honor, I know it was him.
You see, I just know."
760
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,671
You're a dumb fuck, you are.
761
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,271
You got nothing on me,
have you?
762
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,351
Dumb, motherless fuck.
763
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,555
Fuck off home
to look after your mutt.
764
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,711
You gonna fucking charge me
or what?
765
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,554
Wait here.
I'll get you your scrilla.
766
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,720
Don't worry, mate.
I'm not gonna do you.
767
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,314
- Where are you from, anyway?
- Iraq.
768
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,356
So you know what this is like, then.
769
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,557
All right, my little shithead?
All right?
770
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,754
- Where's Ty?
- With Granddad.
771
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,591
Fucking nightmare, Chad.
772
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,956
They've trashed everything,
taken all the animals.
773
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,230
And Norman's been lalled.
774
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,790
Got any money, Kel?
Think you might have.
775
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,239
Would have given it, you know.
776
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,511
At least I would have hided it better.
777
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,518
It's all right, Kel.
We're all getting out of here now.
778
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,598
Taking us all up to Noah's.
779
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,955
Just pay the driver
and I'll make us a brew.
780
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,476
Get out the car.
Get out the fucking car.
781
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,596
You got a ticket parking there?
782
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,035
Huh?
783
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,478
Huh?
784
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,278
I'll chew your balls
and spit 'em out.
785
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,759
Oi, Worzel!
786
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:49,119
Are you fucking deaf?
Huh? Deaf? Deaf?
787
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,998
It's fuckin' 35 quid
to fucking park here.
788
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,193
That's King Cutler's plot!
Now, go on, fuck off!
789
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,038
Where's all the dogs gone, Chad?
Tyson loved my dogs.
790
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,076
They ain't your dogs.
791
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,799
I miss my dogs, Chad.
The dogs are my babbies.
792
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,518
Shut up about the fucking dogs.
793
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,068
Wearing my trousers?
794
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,114
Where'd you get my boots?
795
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,475
Where'd you get my boots,
you thieving little prick?
796
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:32,998
Ah!
797
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,520
Kenny, come here
and give us an hand!
798
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,548
Fuck off, Kenny.
799
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,870
Sorry, Gummidge,
but I feels like hurtin' you.
800
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,596
Get me one of the catapults.
Get me Colby's catapult!
801
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,358
They all long gone, Chad,
long gone.
802
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,032
Anything you fucking like, Ken.
803
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,270
Shut up, Bennett.
804
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,316
You can have 'em back.
805
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,833
Can't wear 'em now, eh?
806
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,639
I don't want them. Ah!
807
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,950
- Who's the fucking dog now?
- I am, Chad.
808
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,270
Who's the doggy?
Come on, doggy.
809
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,588
Come on, doggy.
810
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,396
Come on, doggy.
811
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,120
What the fuck you want me
to do with that?
812
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,116
I don't wanna kill him, mush.
813
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,111
Pass that.
814
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,736
- Who's the dog now?
- I am, Chad.
815
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,096
Who's the dog now?
Who's the doggy now?
816
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,758
I am, Chad. I'm the doggy.
817
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,677
I'm the doggy, Chad.
818
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,512
Rip him pants down.
819
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,400
Hold that.
820
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,438
What d'you say, then?
821
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,271
Fuck you done, Chad?
822
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,670
After everything,
you took it out on Gordon?
823
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,352
No better than they are.
824
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,596
- Call yourself a Cutler?
- Fuck being a Cutler.
825
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:07,948
Son...
826
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,479
It's all right.
827
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,989
It's all right.
It's all right now.
828
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,956
I'm glad you're home.
I'm glad you're home.
829
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,391
Got a lot to talk about,
haven't we?
830
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,312
Here's the truth.
831
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,153
No one out there loves you more...
832
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,435
than this man here.
833
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,238
Hold that.
834
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,631
Now, I were also thinking...
835
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,719
that when Jesus was being executed
by the police,
836
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,358
he never did give up.
837
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,635
Came back to life, didn't he?
838
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:57,349
He came back
and he turned to his 12.
839
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,232
You know what he said?
840
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:03,313
He turned to his lot
and he said... "Travel."
841
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,112
Stop laughing, Sampson.
I'm not joking.
842
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,674
He said, "Gel on."
843
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:12,591
Now, you hear this.
844
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,432
Everyone out there,
845
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:18,832
from his royal high-arse,
MI5, CID...
846
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,591
They all wanna do us in now.
847
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,956
They wanna kill the lot of us,
kill our seed.
848
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,073
But they ent beaten us yet.
849
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:34,038
We're still together.
850
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,270
Together we'll be strong, ent it?
851
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:41,269
It's gonna start raining down
on all of us pretty soon.
852
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,756
Mark my words.
It's gonna come down hard.
853
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:50,235
And they will break you
on your own, you know that.
854
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,311
But not if we stay tight.
855
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:59,236
That's why I say let's fuck off to Kent,
all of us.
856
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,278
I'm not stopping in Kent.
No fucking way.
857
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,278
Travel and conquer, Chad.
858
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,193
No, you go to Kent
if you want to, Col.
859
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,795
The kids have got school here
and I got plans of me own.
860
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,154
Come on.
861
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,513
I'm telling you...
travel and conquer.
862
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,439
You'll see.
863
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,112
All right, Chad?
864
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,834
- Where's Noah?
- He's not here. He's out.
865
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,639
Why don't he ever call me back?
866
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,154
- Hallelujah. Say hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.
867
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,318
♪ ...with the Virgin Mary ♪
868
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:29,951
He feels bad, I feel bad,
but we had no choice.
869
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,598
You spoke to Colby.
870
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,399
Your dad was up here
same day you came.
871
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,919
- Same day?
- Mm-hmm.
872
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,718
He weren't having it.
873
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,588
Threatened to burn the loft.
Threatened that, Chad.
874
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,910
Tell Noah thanks for nothing.
875
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,878
That's not so bad, eh?
876
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:29,869
Colby!
877
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,951
Colby, where the fuck are you?!
878
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,870
You fucked me.
You fucked me.
879
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,416
Could have murdered you
for less, Chad.
880
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,431
I'm gonna fucking murder you.
881
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,957
See what you made me done now.
882
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,752
It's all over, Chad.
We're finished 'round here.
883
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:57,229
Fucking getting away from you, Col.
884
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,590
- All right, birthday boy?
- Happy birthday, Tyson!
885
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,671
Happy birthday, mush.
886
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,798
All right, my babby?
887
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,950
You can do
whatever you like today, Ty.
888
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,678
You can both
have the day off school.
889
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,239
They fucking cannot, Chad.
890
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,038
We've all gotta go down there
this morning.
891
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:49,112
What? It's his birthday.
892
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,816
Still gotta go to school
on your birthday.
893
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,229
Anyway, Mrs Crawley wants to speak to us
about something.
894
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:59,037
Well, why don'ts me and you get up
and have a go at them rabbits first?
895
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,315
- You can drive, Ty.
- Up you get, mush.
896
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,436
Fucking sleeping, all right?
897
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,916
Suit yourself,
you little maggot.
898
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,393
Fuck off.
899
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,436
I reckon, Kelly,
if I tickle him here...
900
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,953
Fuck off!
901
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,036
Fucking doesn't matter,
does it, Ty?
902
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,554
It's all right.
It's all right, love.
903
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,318
Mr. Cutler?
904
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,834
Hello, I'm Diane Crawley.
I'm Ty's class teacher.
905
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,036
I don't think
we've met properly.
906
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,111
Hello. Do you want
to come through, both of you?
907
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:00,551
So, um...
908
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:04,679
I'm sorry to have asked you
to come here this morning, but...
909
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,911
I felt that it was important
to talk to you in person
910
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,560
about the best interests
of Ty and Mini.
911
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:14,553
I think they've made
tremendous progress here.
912
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,950
They're very happy here,
ain't they, Chad?
913
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:22,750
Um... however, as...
as I think you know,
914
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:27,356
they have both fallen considerably behind
the rest of their class.
915
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:32,399
Now, this is partly because
of their continued absences,
916
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:37,076
which really go well beyond
what would normally be acceptable.
917
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:40,118
Well, we are...
we are really sorry about that.
918
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,599
Things have been...
919
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,151
Things have been...
tough recently,
920
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,832
especially for the kids.
921
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,959
Yes. What I...
What I'm trying to s...
922
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,238
Mr. and Mrs. Cutler,
923
01:17:56,320 --> 01:18:00,108
I don't think that Ty
and Mini's best interests
924
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,749
are served at Churtle
Primary School anymore.
925
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:08,152
I've really done everything
I can to keep them here,
926
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:14,588
but, after recent events,
it's been decided that it's for the best.
927
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,638
Who says?
928
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,158
There have been
several complaints.
929
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,038
There are other schools
that I can refer you to
930
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:31,031
that might be better suited
to their needs.
931
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,588
There ain't nothing wrong
with my kids!
932
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,238
Mrs. Cutler, please.
933
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,959
Chad...
934
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,473
This is a very small school
935
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:43,075
and we rely on the support
of the local community.
936
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:48,029
No one has the right to stop my
kids from learning an education, no one.
937
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,958
Why? Cause of something
that has got nothing to do with them!
938
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,640
- No way! Fuck that!
- Mrs. Cutler, please.
939
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,280
- Let's just get out of here.
- No, you fucking stay out of this.
940
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:02,388
Oh, walk away, Chad.
That's it, you walk away.
941
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,755
This is your fucking fault,
you know that?
942
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,035
I wanted them an education, Kel.
943
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,998
- I wanted them one.
- Yeah...
944
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,310
So they wouldn't turn out like you.
945
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,875
I thought I heard someone
out here.
946
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,428
- You must be Norman.
- Yeah, I'm Norman.
947
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:58,714
I got the money.
948
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:02,395
Right, well, come on in, lad.
Come in.
949
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,436
It was a litter of seven,
950
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,432
but there's just a bitch
and two males left now.
951
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,397
Lovely mother.
952
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,118
You're not from round here,
are you?
953
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,519
No.
954
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:28,672
It's funny, I could have sworn
I recognize you from somewhere.
955
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:34,599
This one.
I'll have this one.
956
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,750
Right. Give him to me.
957
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:41,072
You just need to finish off the paperwork.
It won't take long.
958
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,513
What's this?
959
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,909
Well, it's for the pedigree license.
960
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,639
And for our records too.
We like to know where they all end up.
961
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,792
You understand.
962
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:55,510
- I'm not sure about that.
- What do you mean, son?
963
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,239
Me hand written's terrible.
Could you write it for me?
964
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,512
I do know you, don't I?
965
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,672
Bloody hell. I'm not selling
my dogs to a bloody...
966
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,797
To a bloody what?
967
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,996
What were you gonna say?
968
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,953
I don't want any trouble, son.
969
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:17,673
Nor do I.
970
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:21,116
I just wanna buy a dog.
All right?
971
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,997
I've got the money.
972
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,310
Go on.
It's for me son.
973
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:30,275
- I can't do it. It wouldn't be fair on...
- On who? The dog?
974
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,510
What's that supposed to mean?
975
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,477
This is prejudices,
you know that?
976
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,152
I'll call the police.
977
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:38,435
Mavis!
Mavis, call the police!
978
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:43,071
There ain't no need for that, right?
Fuck you, you fucking gorgie cunt.
979
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:47,756
I don't want your fucking gorgie dogs
out your fucking gorgie house. Fuck off!
980
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,038
Keep the change, you cunt.
981
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:26,994
- Move.
- Excuse?
982
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,308
Move.
983
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,190
Come on, mush. Jump in.
I ain't gonna leave you in this shithole.
984
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,555
Here, look after me juk.
985
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,400
I knew I shouldn't have
come with you again.
986
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,239
Stop flapping, Jail, mate.
I'll pay you for the car.
987
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,072
Tell me, why you driving
through a field?
988
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:08,550
It's good, a bit of cross-country.
Just for the views.
989
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:14,235
You know, Jammy, if I could have done
anything, I would have been a painter.
990
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,788
You know, an artist.
991
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,472
There's big money in art, mush.
992
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,715
It's my kid's birthday today,
you know.
993
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,588
Fucking seven years old.
Can't believe that.
994
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:34,035
It flies, don't it?
995
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:35,633
You got kids, Jail?
996
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,598
Hard, ent it?
997
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,910
To do all right by 'em,
teach 'em, you know.
998
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,519
Helicopter.
999
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,111
Fuck's sake, Jammy.
It's me who's gonna be lalled.
1000
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,599
You haven't done nothing wrong.
1001
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:08,032
Listen, Jammy, listen,
I need to use your phone.
1002
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,033
What?
1003
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,833
All right?
1004
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,798
What you done that for?
1005
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,113
I'm still your dad, ent I?
1006
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,632
We'll be there.
1007
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,033
Chad's been lalled.
1008
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:16,315
He wants me to bring Tyson.
1009
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,631
He's heading to the oak tree
by the old site.
1010
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,554
Are you coming?
1011
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,917
Dogs and cats, Kel.
1012
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:34,076
Tyson! Ty!
1013
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:51,438
- Cushty, mush.
- Good luck, Chad.
1014
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,235
- Have that!
- Have that!
1015
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:57,999
- Charlie Bravo, this is PC1267.
- Go ahead, 1267.
1016
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:03,871
Suspect Richard Cutler
is now up a tree.
1017
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,280
Roger that.
1018
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:10,029
Yeah, we got him.
1019
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,593
You make yourself comfortable
up there, Chad.
1020
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:42,113
Have that.
1021
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,356
Foxtrot Alpha requesting
backup for tree extraction.
1022
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:05,631
Oh, for fuck...
1023
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,192
Right, Cutler, I'm warning you,
1024
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:18,716
if any of you so much as step out
of this vehicle, I promise you...
1025
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:20,080
- Oi, Gordon...
- Chad!
1026
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:22,031
Gordon...
Gordon, get back in the car.
1027
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:23,856
Gordon, you heard
what the officer said.
1028
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,110
- Gordon. Cutler.
- ...back in the car.
1029
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:28,296
He's out of control.
I don't know what to do with him.
1030
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,390
What's going on here?
He's not listening.
1031
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:31,936
- Cutler, get back.
- What's happenin'?
1032
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,234
We're arresting him.
1033
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:36,630
Aggravated trespass, breaking
and entering, actual bodily harm,
1034
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,915
theft of property.
The list goes on.
1035
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,871
It's all over now,
so just fuck off.
1036
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,672
Chad, what you doing up there?
1037
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,718
I ain't coming down.
Fuck that.
1038
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,149
Think I don't have my own problems
1039
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,231
without you playing
cat and dog with this lot?
1040
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:52,595
What you doing?
1041
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,269
Gordon.
1042
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,715
Gordon!
Gordon, get back here!
1043
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,030
- Fuck off, Lovage!
- Gordon, don't be an idiot!
1044
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,998
- I am an idiot!
- Get back! Fuck's sake!
1045
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:06,629
Gordon, get back in the car!
Gordon!
1046
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,279
For fuck's sake!
1047
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,112
Boy's got a right to climb a tree.
1048
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,668
All right, you little maggot?
1049
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:18,474
What sort of a man
puts a boy up in a tree now?
1050
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,233
It's his dad,
for Holy Trinity's sake.
1051
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:28,118
I fucking love you, Kel!
1052
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:31,590
Fucking love you, Cutler.
1053
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:33,199
Love you, Mini.
1054
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,554
That's it, Ty.
1055
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:44,710
Nice one, Gordon.
Well done.
1056
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,028
Thanks.
1057
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,595
Think you dropped your hat.
1058
01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,677
That's it.
That's my boy.
1059
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:04,675
Should be having you, you little cunt.
You knows I love you, Ty.
1060
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,479
What's that?
1061
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,039
Your birthday, innit, mush?
1062
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:12,959
Come here.
1063
01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:17,114
Here.
1064
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,199
Think of a name.
1065
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,669
- Can't.
- Yeah, you can, Ty.
1066
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:26,115
- Fishes?
- Fishes?
1067
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:27,952
What sort of name is that?
1068
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:30,952
Fishes, Dad.
1069
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,759
All right, then,
we'll call him Fishes.
1070
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:37,276
Not a very good name,
though, that, Fishes.
1071
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:39,874
You're gonna have
to look after him, now.
1072
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,710
Mrs. Crawley, she likes you.
1073
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:46,030
Thinks you're a fucking good 'un.
She said so.
1074
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:54,390
Tell you summat, Ty,
I wish I did go to school.
1075
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:57,798
I really do.
1076
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,038
Dad...
1077
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,509
Is the world really flat?
1078
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:12,920
I don't fucking know
is the truth, mush.
1079
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:27,231
Gotta work this out
for yourself.
1080
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:25,399
I'm not gonna see you for a while.
I want you to be strong.
1081
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:29,032
This is for you, okay?
1082
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:35,479
You keep this.
1083
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,710
Things are gonna
be different now, Ty.
1084
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,633
You understand?
Yeah?
1085
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:42,790
Look after your mammy...
1086
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,836
and do what she says.
1087
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,433
And you look after your sister.
1088
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:50,149
I'm relying on you now, Ty.
1089
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:51,992
I always knew I could.
1090
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:55,390
It's all right, Ty.
It's all right.
1091
01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:58,517
No crying,
not in front of them.
1092
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:00,954
Look at me.
1093
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:06,677
I'm sorry, Ty.
1094
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,591
I love you so much.
1095
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,678
You're gonna have to be a man now.
1096
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:13,908
You hear me?
1097
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,191
You're the king now,
my son.
1098
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,551
Now, Tyson...
1099
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:29,598
We're Cutlers.
We gelling.
1100
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,593
You ready?
1101
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,436
You ready?
1102
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:39,717
The gavvas can't think
they've beaten us, no way.
1103
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,319
Don't be scared, mush.
1104
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,517
I've got you, all right?
All right?
1105
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:46,955
- We're gonna do this?
- Yeah.
1106
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:50,518
On three, okay?
1107
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:54,598
No, no!
1108
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,908
One...
1109
01:33:57,680 --> 01:33:58,908
two...
1110
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,108
...three!
83314
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