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- Hello?
- - Adam?
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- Allison?
- - Hey!
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What are you doing, dummy?
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I'm, uh, I'm getting married.
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- You're getting what?
- - Uh, married.
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Adam?
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- Did I lose you?
- Uh...
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I mean is this too weird?
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It's not too weird, it's not
weird, it's fine. It's good,
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it's good. I mean, it's a
little weird, but, you know,
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- I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa.
- And I want you to be
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there if you want to come.
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I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner --
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I don't know about
coming to the
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rehearsal dinner, that
might be a little weird.
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That might be alittle weird, but, you know I'm,
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I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine.
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Right. Yeah.
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Look, I don't want you to hate me.
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I don't, I don't hate you.
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Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going
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- to come to yours.
- Okay.
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When it happens.
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I'm, yeah, I'd
like to be there.
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Really?
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Mhm.
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That's great.
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Oh my god, you haven't even met him.
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I did meet him actually.
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Wait you met him?
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Yeah I met him last year
at that Christmas thing at
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your sister's house.
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Right yeah I forgot that you,
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yeah you, he's a nice guy.
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What was that?
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He, he's really, a really nice guy,
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you, you're gonna like him.
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He seems great.
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Yeah okay.
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No no no, I'm serious, i
mean that. He, he seems good.
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I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy.
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I, I just don't want you to feel...
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- Feel what?
- - I don't know. I
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don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming.
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Me too.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Whoa.
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- That's so funny!
- - Really great.
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Who's the editor?
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Who's the editor?
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Oh, hi, oh, what?
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Oh, what, what is it?
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Edmonton?
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- Adam.
- Adam, great stuff!
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I've got my eye on you. I
love the choice of music.
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Oh that, actually
that wasn't my choice.
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Oh yeah that was, that was mine.
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Oh, so you're the genius.
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- Great job, Alan.
- Thanks man.
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- Great job Alan.
- Thank you.
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Great job.
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How's our mannequin bird
segment coming along?
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It's, I'm still cutting it,
looking good but it's not
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quite done yet, a little bit...
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Don't dick me around, guy.
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We're on a strict deadline.
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Nature talks with Orson
schwartzman waits for no man.
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Yes Mr. schwartzman.
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When nature
talks, you listen.
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- Okay.
- Are you listening?
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Um, yes.
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Good.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Wanna get fucked up tonight?
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Ah, I can't, I got,
i got stuff to do.
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Oh, what kind of stuff?
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It's like, errands
and, and dinner, and...
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You okay?
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What? Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah!
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Okay!
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That was believable. Good!
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See you later.
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The male red capped
mannequin bird.
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Mannequin of course
derives from the Dutch
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word meaning 'little man'.
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The females of the species
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are very picky so the males employ a peculiar
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sort of dance to impress them.
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Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or
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in groups, than alone.
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Their very survival depends upon their ability
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to find a partner and mate.
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How long
she known this guy?
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A year! Or something.
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- A year? A year?
- Yeah. I know. I know.
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It's so sudden. Who is this guy?
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Aaron.
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- Aaron?
- Aaron.
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Aaron.
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Aaron.
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- Why do you keep whispering it?
- Mark, you're up!
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Listen, let me fix this for
you. This, this is real easy.
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Come on, ready, don't
go. Just don't go.
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- Don't go, buddy.
- Ah, I told --
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what are you guys talking about?
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Girl stuff?
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Come on - gah!
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Suck my dick, pins!
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This place sucks!
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Alright, it's you.
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I think I broke Adam.
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He's fine.
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Dude.
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We're at a bowling
alley, bowl.
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- Hey. Bowl.
- I can't.
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Hey, if you're not playing,
you just look like a child
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- molester wearing those shoes.
- What?
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Doesn't matter. You get a ball!
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You pick it up and
and give it a roll!
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- I'm going home.
- Listen to me.
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I'm going home, I don't wanna --
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hey! Hey! Shh, hey!
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You get up there and you
bowl a strike right now,
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you prove to yourself that
you're gonna beat this,
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that you're gonna
be okay without her!
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Because you're Adam!
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You bowl strikes!
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Dude, just bowl.
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You're being a douche.
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Okay.
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It's just,
it's just bowling.
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Don't worry about it.
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Adam!
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Adam.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Hi, ah, you look great.
- It's good to see you.
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Yeah.
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- I'm starving!
- Good!
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This place is amazing!
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It's always booked, how did
you get these reservations?
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I had to kill a guy.
Yeah. It was pretty easy.
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No, no I called weeks
ago because I knew you
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wanted to try it.
That's why I'm the best
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- boyfriend in the world.
- So sweet! You are.
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I've just been so tired
at work lately, I have to
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stop staying up so late.
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Which is partly
your fault, mister.
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Babe are you okay?
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Yeah! Yeah.
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You just seem
preoccupied to me.
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I do? No, that's
weird, uh... hm.
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I don't know, maybe work
stuff, I don't know.
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Everything okay?
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You ever think
about marriage?
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In, in general? Or...
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I mean like...
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Marrying me. You ever...?
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I'm, I have thought about
that, you know, my friends and
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I, we talk about
that stuff, why?
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No but I mean,
specifically, to me.
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Right.
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You ever...? Am I, am I?
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Are you what? Are,
what are you saying?
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- Nothing, I'm sorry.
- I don't know what's happening.
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No no no, I know, I'm just
thinking, thinking out loud.
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Okay.
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Hey, listen, happy
anniversary.
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Happy anniversary.
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- We did it, I'm proud of us.
- Yeah.
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- We're doing a good job.
- I think so.
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- I think we are.
- Yeah.
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I think we should get married.
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- What?
- What?
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- Yeah or no?
- What?
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Did you say we sh -
what are you saying?
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Yeah! I think we
should get married!
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Are you cra - what
are you talking about?
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- Is that crazy?
- Yes that's crazy!
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Okay, well I know that sounds
crazy but just hear me out.
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You're happy aren't you?
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- Yeah I'm happy, yeah.
- Okay, alright.
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Well what else is there? Really?
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I mean people
overcomplicate these
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things but that's really, at
its essence, that's what it is!
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Right? We make each other happy!
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We have the same...
Favorite movie.
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Yeah.
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We don't sit there on
our things and post how
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much fun we're having,
we really have fun!
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Yeah, no, you never
post pictures of me.
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No! I think that's great.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Okay. I love you, you love me.
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- Yeah...
- Let's just do it!
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What are we so afraid of?
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I mean I don't know if
it's being afraid I think
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- it's just being responsible.
-You're in your head!
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You're thinking. And I've
been thinking too much too.
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- Get out of our heads!
- I can't believe we're
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- talking about this!
- I know, I can't either!
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- I just, okay.
- Shake it!
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I think that we have
a good thing going.
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Agreed.
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Don't you think maybe
we should just,
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- just what?
- Like, let it do its thing
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- and see where it goes?
- No, no, no, I'm tired of
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doing that. I don't want
to let it do its thing,
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I don't want to think about
down the line, I want to think
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about the now. I don't wanna
think! I just wanna do it!
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I wanna do the now, i
want to be in the now,
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and in the now, i
want to marry you!
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Are you serious?
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Julie, don't i
look serious?
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You do look pretty serious.
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I just, it just hit me.
Why are we not doing this?
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- Oh my god.
- Everyone around us is doing
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it. And they don't have
nearly what we have.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god I'm sorry I just
don't I didn't - I don't,
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I don't know exactly what
to say, because this,
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- take your time!
- It feels like it's insane.
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Yeah, it is.
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Honey I didn't know
you felt that way.
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Don't, you know, take,
as long as you need!
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No I don't need time!
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This sounds insane but i
think, maybe, oh my god,
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- I think maybe --
- we should break up.
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- What?
- I think we should break up.
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And I know that seems
psychotic, I'm so sorry.
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- Are you joking?
- No.
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- This is a joke.
- No, uh.
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As soon as I said it out
loud I started to panic
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and it didn't feel
right, I'm so sorry.
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't know, I don't know,
I'm just, um, I'm spinning out
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a little bit and I'm not sure
what I'm saying but I do know
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concretely that we should
not get married, I just
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don't think this is working.
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- You don't --?
- God I'm so sorry.
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You don't think this is working?
You just asked me to marry you.
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I know, it felt right in
the moment, but as soon as
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it was out in the ether,
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I got really scared
to live in that world.
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- But why would you...?
- I don't know, I don't know,
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I just can't see myself
waking up to your face
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every morning, you know
for the rest of my life!
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I mean, that sounds,
urgh! No offense, not your
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face, not your face!
You have a great face,
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a much better face
than I do, by the way,
253
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- I should be so lucky!
- I know!
254
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Your face is great,
it's what's behind it
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that I don't think I can
live with for a long time.
256
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- Oh my god.
- I mean, a couple months,
257
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we don't have to break up,
i don't know what I'm talking
258
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about, forget it, forget
it, what are you ordering,
259
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,888
what are you getting? I
just don't think I can...
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You are an asshole.
261
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An ass hole!
262
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Wait wait wait, Julie!
Hold up, wait wait wait!
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Congratulations,
you're gonna die alone!
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Hi I --
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I'm gonna look --
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- hi.
- Hi.
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How can I help you?
268
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Oh, I just need
a room, please.
269
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,441
Okay is it just you
or anyone else... no?
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- No it's just me.
- Wife? Girlfriend?
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- Just me.
- Husband, friend, anything?
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It's just me.
273
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,321
- Oh, hm, ah. Just one?
- Mhm.
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- Staying in the room?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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And would you like a
second key? For any
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visitors, or
friends, you know?
278
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,540
No, no just one's fine. Thanks.
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Room for one.
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Thank you, rah..
281
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- Rohan.
- Sorry. Thanks.
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Tsk.
283
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,406
Hello?
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These long tailed
mannequin males will
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actually compete with each
other for the attention of
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the female and of course,
the right to mate.
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The dominant male will
always attract the female
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over the weaker males,
this is the law of the
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jungle, and the natural
order of life! And love.
290
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,127
Adam?
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00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,363
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
292
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,271
- Greg!
- Yeah! I know.
293
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:31,109
- Oh my god.
- Right! Long time.
294
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- Yeah long time no see.
- From, uh...
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- Since college!
- College!
296
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,415
Yeah, man! Old
school, I like it!
297
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,484
This is great man, what
are you doing up here?
298
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,287
Ah well just in town
visiting friends.
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Friends and family.
300
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Mainly family.
301
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,861
Huh. You should
have called me, man.
302
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,298
I know, I thought about
it but then, um...
303
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,466
Hey, did you hear
about Allison?
304
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,534
Uh...
305
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,837
Allison...?
306
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,241
Allison George, your
girlfriend of eight years?
307
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,211
Oh, right. Sure, yeah,
Allison. No, uh, what's up?
308
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,415
Allison George is
getting married.
309
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,352
Wow really? Great for her.
310
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,188
It's crazy man, you guys
were together forever!
311
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:17,188
Yeah.
312
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,757
You guys were inseparable,
do you remember that?
313
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,526
It was like, I thought
you guys were never,
314
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,728
ever, ever gonna break
up and then you did.
315
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,862
-Well, yeah.
- Do you remember that?
316
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,265
- When you guys broke up?
- Yeah, no.
317
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,433
Seriously you guys had
everything, do you
318
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:29,433
remember that?
319
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,803
Yeah well, it was
a long time ago.
320
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,639
Not that long ago.
321
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,207
It was pretty long ago.
322
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,175
A year and a half.
323
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:37,909
Ish.
324
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,245
Closer to two.
325
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,380
A year and a half.
326
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,881
It was like two.
About two years.
327
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:43,881
I'm sure it's closer
328
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,684
- to a year and a half.
- I don't know how
329
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,419
- you're so sure of that.
- Because I remember it,
330
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,921
- it was really devastating.
- I didn't even
331
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,422
remember her name
when you said it, so,
332
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,590
you had to jog my memory, so...
333
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,961
So what are you reading?
334
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,630
Nothing, it's, i
was just looking at,
335
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,601
I don't even know how,
i was just browsing.
336
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,839
I'll talk to
you later man.
337
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,775
Yeah, okay.
338
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,615
Sorry.
339
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,553
- Excuse me -- what?
- Sorry.
340
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,657
- Hm. What?
- What?
341
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,592
Oh I thought you
said something.
342
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,460
- I...
- What?
343
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,900
Um... that reminds
me, do you wanna - ?
344
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,605
Do you wanna get
a coffee sometime?
345
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,007
Uh, um.
346
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,677
Or like a water, or
a juice? Something
347
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,380
- like a, whatever you...
- No, um, I'm reading my book.
348
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,649
- Oh, okay.
- So maybe another time.
349
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,784
Is that?
350
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,453
Oh, of mice and men,
that's a good one.
351
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,689
I could just, I could
tell you how it ends.
352
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:04,689
Excuse me?
353
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:08,426
Yeah I could tell you
how it ends. How it...
354
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,362
Lenny, he dies, he
dies. Lenny dies.
355
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,030
George shoots him in
the back of the head.
356
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:13,030
- What?
- Because he's the only one
357
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,535
that really understands him.
It's really beautiful, but it's
358
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,736
heartbreaking.
359
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,575
Are you serious?
360
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,110
Yeah, seriously.
That's how it ends.
361
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,646
No, are you serious, are
you serious right now?
362
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,714
With this?
363
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,482
Yeah I just said I was.
364
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584
You ruined this for me.
You just ruined this
365
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,719
book for me. I was just,
366
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,554
I just started reading
this book and...
367
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,022
Oh, well I saved you like,
368
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,790
what page are you on,
i saved you, like,
369
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,892
- a hundred and eighty pages.
- What is wrong with you?
370
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,561
What's wrong with you?
371
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,795
Who hasn't read
of mice and men?
372
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,996
That's crazy.
373
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,132
- I, I,
- it's a classic.
374
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,534
I know, that is why, that
is why I'm reading it.
375
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,536
Well you should
have read it by now.
376
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,838
It's not my fault
you're a slow reader.
377
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,541
You know she hasn't
read of mice and men?
378
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:57,541
I know.
379
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,010
Look, I'm not a
slow reader, okay?
380
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,979
- I just haven't --
- in fact I'm saving you from
381
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,548
the humiliation of having
to tell your friends and
382
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,717
family that you haven't
read a timeless masterpiece.
383
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,887
A timeless masterpiece
that you just ruined.
384
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,428
Do you have time
for a coffee now?
385
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,165
You know I can't tell if
you're charming or if
386
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,967
you're just an asshole.
387
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,738
Charming.
388
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,609
Charming, I hope. I'm
sorry, you're right.
389
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,877
That was rude.
390
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,578
Because it is
a great book.
391
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,614
I'm sorry, I'm
just, I just really
392
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,182
want you to go out with me.
393
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,719
Okay so let me get this
straight, in return for,
394
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:46,090
um, ruining this perfectly
good, brand new reading
395
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,760
experience for me,
i should reward
396
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,662
you by going out with you?
397
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,165
Two things, it shouldn't
be brand new, we've
398
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,168
established that, it's
been out for a long time,
399
00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,171
and I think it might be
more fun than reading
400
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,772
alone in a library.
401
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,609
And how would you know?
402
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,044
Well because a books not
gonna have sex with you
403
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,480
and I want to, very badly.
404
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,148
Oh my god.
405
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,020
I know this sounds crazy
but I think I love you.
406
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,156
I just think I'm in love
with you, and I know that
407
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,625
sounds crazy, and i
know, I know, okay,
408
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,726
what, are you gonna, what?
409
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,896
What is... what?
410
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,099
- I do.
- You don't even know me.
411
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,769
I know, and that's why i
want to share a cup of
412
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,571
coffee with you because i
think it's weird, too, that I
413
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,806
should love somebody that
i don't even really know.
414
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,741
So I thought, we'll go get
coffee, I'll ask you where
415
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:39,243
- you're from.
- Okay.
416
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,478
Get to know each other,
417
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,846
- and then, um,
- okay.
418
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,047
You see where I'm
going with this?
419
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,484
- Okay.
- Okay? Really?
420
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,152
That worked?
421
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,054
You must have
a screw loose.
422
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,258
- Kid, who are you?
- I'm Adam.
423
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,775
- Hey man. I know, I know,
- ah! Jesus!
424
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,845
It scared me too, I almost
forgot to give you my card.
425
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:19,250
- Thank god you didn't forget.
- Uh, yeah. No, I didn't.
426
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,986
That's got my website on
there, okay, my Facebook,
427
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,988
- linkedin's on there,
- I just need one.
428
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,557
No you could use all of them,
and then there's email, too
429
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,792
- that's right on there.
- Okay well I'll email you then.
430
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:28,792
Okay good if you
ever need to talk.
431
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:33,130
Yeah. I'll email you and i
look forward to emailing you.
432
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,032
Yeah but if you
ever need to talk.
433
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,001
Yeah I'll, I got it.
434
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:38,769
Yeah, man.
435
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,639
If you need to.
436
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,641
Okay.
437
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:47,144
- I'm still -- crazy!
- Greg... Hamilton.
438
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,548
Hey!
439
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,749
Email me.
440
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:52,950
What?
441
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:52,950
Email me.
442
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,953
- I don't know what that means.
- Email me!
443
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,922
Oh! Okay, oh yeah.
444
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:18,342
- Adam?
- Hey! You knew it was me.
445
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,778
Yes it was in my phone.
446
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,313
Oh right duh.
447
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:25,783
- What are you, uh...?
- Uh, I am here.
448
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:25,783
I'm here.
449
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:30,621
What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me?
450
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:33,023
Well, I am telling
you, you dum-dum.
451
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,826
Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this
452
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,027
dinner party tonight.
453
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:37,027
Yeah.
454
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:41,165
And, I don't know, maybe you want to come?
455
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:33,177
No but seriously, you two.
You two, if there are two
456
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,846
people in the whole world
that should actually be
457
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:40,984
getting married, they're
right here, it's you two.
458
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:44,288
I actually remember
when you guys met.
459
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,890
Aaron said, 'David, this
is the first girl I can
460
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:51,328
actually see myself
marrying.' And I was, I
461
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,730
actually tried to
talk you out of it
462
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,466
so I could ask
Allison out. I did!
463
00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:55,466
Because she's,
look at her!
464
00:28:55,468 --> 00:29:00,304
Who wouldn't want to marry
her instantly! You would be
465
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,339
- crazy not to marry her!
- - Down boy.
466
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:05,976
If it doesn't work out,
I'm waiting in the wings.
467
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,045
Text me, call me.
468
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:09,780
Whatever you need to do.
469
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:15,385
No but seriously, you guys
are actually fashioned for
470
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:20,424
each other, you were made
for one another. And I do
471
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:24,928
not know a more
intelligent, graceful
472
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,232
couple than you guys.
473
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:32,035
And they say that marriage
is hard work, right, that's
474
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,871
the thing, marriage is
hard work, but I'm not
475
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,773
really worried about
you guys, because
476
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,875
- you guys make sense.
- Thanks, Dave.
477
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,245
And that's a beautiful thing,
so let's drink to them!
478
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:48,018
Cheers to you guys I love
you, I love you, you, you,
479
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,319
and you're fine too.
480
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,421
Let's get really
drunk and be happy.
481
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,322
Mazel tov.
482
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:52,322
Can I kiss you?
483
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:56,026
I've been wanting to
kiss her all night.
484
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:10,941
Are you friends
with Aaron?
485
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,209
Allison actually.
486
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,111
Oh, how do you guys
know each other?
487
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,013
Adam and Allison
used to go out.
488
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,482
Oh really?
489
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,449
Yeah.
490
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,918
When was that?
491
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,453
Literally, right
before Aaron.
492
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:26,156
Oh.
493
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:45,576
- You're Adam, huh?
- Yeah.
494
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:46,877
I'm Lee, nice to meet you.
495
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:46,877
Nice to meet you.
496
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,012
- Nice to meet you.
- Cheers.
497
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,149
I'm sorry.
498
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,318
Did she ask you to
come to this dinner?
499
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,887
- She, she did.
- Mister really good friend?
500
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,890
- Yeah...
- You're that guy.
501
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,527
I'm sorry man I'm just
kidding with you, I'm kidding.
502
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,495
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers.
503
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,031
To the strength of the
human spirit. To endure.
504
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,267
Thanks.
505
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,535
Yeah.
506
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,203
Hey buck up buddy.
507
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,039
Who knows, you might
even catch the bouquet!
508
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,379
Did you hear what I said
to second place over here?
509
00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,962
Hey, dummy.
510
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,130
Hey!
511
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,932
What are you
doing up here?
512
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,100
Just hanging out.
513
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,603
Come sit with me! Come here.
514
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:50,007
You always find those
little hideouts,
515
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,475
you're such a weirdo.
516
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:51,475
You're a weirdo,
you dum dum.
517
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:54,478
- How was your - ?
- How was the - oh sorry.
518
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,014
- You go.
- You go. No, you go.
519
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,181
- Um...
- Go ahead.
520
00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,917
No, nah, nah i
just had nothing
521
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,585
- really interesting to say.
- Neither did I.
522
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,586
Alright.
523
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,689
So.
524
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:09,092
How, um, I like, like,
your hair. It's different.
525
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,361
Oh yeah thank you! Yeah.
526
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,129
Good different?
527
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:13,997
Great different.
528
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,166
You look, um...
529
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,368
- The same.
- The same!
530
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,337
- Yeah.
- Yeah, kinda. Yeah.
531
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,138
Good same?
532
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,306
Great same.
533
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:32,482
Ah, so this is, uh,
pretty crazy, huh?
534
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:36,987
It really is, I mean
it is really crazy.
535
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,588
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's very overwhelming.
536
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:39,690
There are so many
537
00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,625
- decisions to make.
- I bet, I bet.
538
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,194
I mean it's also so sudden.
539
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:50,133
Right, yeah, it's just, i
don't know, it just happened.
540
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:54,972
Yeah, that's how
these things go.
541
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:03,347
- Do you remember when, um --
- Allison!
542
00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:04,281
Oh, hey.
543
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,049
It's your party come play.
544
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:06,049
Yeah!
545
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:09,152
- I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna,
- yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.
546
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,087
I'll see you later though, yeah?
547
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,688
- Yes, okay.
- Okay.
548
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,457
- You come on down, too!
- Ah, yeah!
549
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:19,296
Watch your head coming down.
550
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,631
Oh yeah, what is -- yeah.
551
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,734
Interesting space up here.
552
00:33:23,736 --> 00:33:27,304
It's where we have a
lot of sex. Strictly.
553
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,773
- You're, you're the worst.
- Just kidding, just kidding.
554
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,754
Hey buddy!
555
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,522
Hey, Aaron, how you doing?
556
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,258
I'm good, I'm good.
Well, you know, nervous.
557
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,060
Yeah, psh, big
day coming up.
558
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,361
You're telling me.
559
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,196
What, you uh, you want to
stand up there for me?
560
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:53,196
Sure!
561
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,300
I mean, not really. No.
562
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,668
Hey, really good
to see you though.
563
00:33:58,670 --> 00:33:58,668
Mm-hmm.
564
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:03,140
Allison was so glad you
could make it, you know.
565
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,307
You mean a lot to her.
566
00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:05,609
- Aw.
- You really do.
567
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,377
She means a lot to me.
568
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,046
You know what on a
personal note, I think
569
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,615
it's so cool that you
came, given your history
570
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,251
and stuff? It's like,
it's really big of you.
571
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,819
So thank you.
572
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:19,523
Well thanks Aaron.
That's big of you to say.
573
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,159
No I mean it's big of you.
574
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,128
Well it's big of you too.
575
00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:27,664
I guess we're both big.
576
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,568
I like that we're
both big. Heyoo!
577
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,540
No no no, I have actually
a very small penis.
578
00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,608
- Really?
- No no no.
579
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,443
Oh.
580
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:40,277
So you don't.
581
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,146
No. No, I'm very
secure in that area.
582
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,150
- Good.
- Yeah.
583
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,686
So, I'm just glad
everyone's, you know,
584
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:50,821
where they're
supposed to be.
585
00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:53,123
Totally. Totally.
586
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:55,158
Well hey! Good to see you.
587
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,128
Well, thanks for
inviting me, Aaron,
588
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,629
that was really
big of you, again.
589
00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,598
- You're amazing. Alright.
- You're amazing.
590
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,732
Thanks, big guy.
591
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,170
Hey you know, we
should hang some time.
592
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:08,472
Yeah, cool!
593
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,840
Do you play tennis?
594
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,309
Do I play tennis?
595
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,743
What you like the game?
596
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,479
Ah, love the game.
597
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,314
Alright, well we'll go a
few rounds, will be fun.
598
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,482
Cool, yeah.
599
00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:19,883
- Noice.
- Very noice.
600
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:21,785
Alright.
601
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,387
Cool.
602
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,306
Sorry.
603
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:49,446
Sorry.
604
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,895
Where you from?
605
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:07,397
Um, originally from Vermont.
606
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,267
Vermont?? Cool!
607
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,802
Great skiing there, right?
608
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,603
Yeah.
609
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:14,604
Yeah.
610
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,374
Oh my god, David!
Hi, how are you?
611
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,775
- I miss you!
- Oh my god that
612
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,510
- speech was so good.
- Thank you.
613
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:20,510
It was really good.
614
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,346
- I lost my, sorry,
- they were so happy!
615
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,949
- I lost my keys.
- Your keys? Ooh.
616
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,385
- Can you find them for me?
- Well I'm waiting on an
617
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,587
- uber, just come with me.
- Can I go home with you?
618
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:30,587
Where do you live? I --
619
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,523
- thank you so --
- gonna have some girls over.
620
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,358
I think we should hang out more.
621
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,460
You gotta, actually,
David you're sitting on my --
622
00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,696
I haven't liked
anyone in like, forever!
623
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,665
Gwen, David, it was...
624
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,234
- Do you feel this too, though?
- Yes, I love that.
625
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,435
Have you thought about
walking down the aisle?
626
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:45,435
I'm gonna just...
627
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,271
Oh how would we do that?
I was thinking like,
628
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:49,372
I'm actually
gonna head out, David.
629
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,808
Or we could hold hands.
630
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,443
David, I'm gonna go
ahead and head out, so...
631
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,779
- Hand in hand! That's it, done!
- I love holding hands.
632
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,447
I miss you, why don't
we hang out more?
633
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,849
Well come over tonight,
girls' night, it'll be fun.
634
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,820
- You okay man?
- I just popped outta there.
635
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,456
So we were, we were
just talking about --
636
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:06,456
sorry.
637
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,859
- You just snapped that chair.
- Jesus it's just
638
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,861
- a dinner party, god.
- Oh my god it's like
639
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:15,498
- a peace pipe.
- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
640
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,933
- That's a good bit.
- That's for you, dude,
641
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,768
- that's for the road.
- Take that one.
642
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,737
- You can have it.
- I really enjoyed your speech.
643
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,561
Whaaaat?
644
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,896
What are you doing here?
645
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,432
- Hi, mom.
- Oh my god!
646
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,435
Hi, uh, what
are you wearing?
647
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,503
I was jogging!
648
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:57,407
Uh, since when
are you jogging?
649
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,708
What do you mean?
I'm exercising.
650
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,411
I've never seen
you exercise.
651
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,712
I'm getting in shape!
652
00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,614
What's on your head?
653
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,617
- Just a jogging thing.
- What?
654
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,019
It's a running, you
know, sweatband.
655
00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,387
You okay?
656
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:10,754
How long you
gonna be home?
657
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:16,660
I don't know, not long,
just a quickie. I'm alright.
658
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,894
Are you gonna stay here?
659
00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,696
Uh, I can't.
660
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,598
Well where you gonna stay?
661
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,800
Work put me up at
this hotel nearby.
662
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,403
Really? Mister big shot!
663
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,905
- Its not the four seasons!
- Sounds good!
664
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,674
So how's it going,
anything interesting?
665
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,376
Yeah, nah, just the usual, you
666
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,045
know. Birds humpin'
in the woods.
667
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,080
- Wow.
- Yeah.
668
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,715
Sounds provocative.
669
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,351
So.
670
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:45,322
You gonna call Allison
while you're here or am I
671
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:46,489
not allowed to ask?
672
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,659
I don't know, I haven't
really thought about it.
673
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:49,659
Maybe.
674
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,329
I think you should. I
still have that picture
675
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,797
you took when you
went down to carmel.
676
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:54,998
Look, right there.
677
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:58,034
Mom are you insane?
678
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,104
It's been almost two
years you can't do that.
679
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:04,007
- This is crazy, this is nuts
- I like the pic --
680
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,776
- that you still have this.
- That is very immature.
681
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,545
What are you doing?
682
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:09,846
It's a picture of us!
683
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,715
It's so weird that
you have that.
684
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,616
What are you throwing
that away for?
685
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,421
You are so dramatic.
686
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,757
You are so dramatic.
687
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,426
Just call her, if you're
here, you have the time,
688
00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,761
no big deal.
689
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,499
Alright maybe.
690
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,604
Are you happy?
691
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,483
Good to see you.
692
00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,017
Good to see you.
693
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,072
Whoa!
694
00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:52,909
Aw shit!
695
00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,113
Okay, that's alright. Hey,
keep your elbow up and
696
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,582
- follow through, you know?
- Yeah I know!
697
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,650
Yeah.
698
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:03,019
There you go, yeah
just like that!
699
00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:06,990
You good?
700
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,993
Yeah, feel good!
701
00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,628
Hey I'm glad we're
doing this, man.
702
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,196
- Me too.
- It's cool.
703
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,864
- My serve.
- - Yeah.
704
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:29,746
I thought you
said you played?
705
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:35,652
- Yeah it's been a while!
- You know, I almost went pro.
706
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,953
Oh I didn't know that.
707
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,622
Blew my knee
out in college.
708
00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,558
- Bummer.
- Yeah.
709
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,992
That would have been
a different life.
710
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:47,664
Really. I mean, travel
the world, fame, glory.
711
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,868
No but things work out the way
they're supposed to, right?
712
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,241
Whose serve?
713
00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,576
You take it!
714
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,921
Shit!
715
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,356
Good round, bud!
716
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,724
Thanks!
717
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,027
Man you set me up
for that spike!
718
00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:22,198
I know, that's uh, how so?
719
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,767
Well you know when you
lobbed it up and I just,
720
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,103
- spiked it like that.
- Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah.
721
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:27,937
That was a nice hit.
722
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:32,642
I feel bad man, we could have
grabbed a beer or something.
723
00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,944
Oh no, this is, this is great.
724
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,813
Oh good. Yeah, okay.
725
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,247
- Yeah this is great.
- Good.
726
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,352
Al said you're into
documentaries?
727
00:43:42,354 --> 00:43:43,820
Al?
728
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:43,820
Allison.
729
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:50,026
Oh yeah, um, yeah, no
I'm mostly editing now,
730
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,694
somebody else's stuff.
731
00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:53,863
So like what kind
of stuff? Political?
732
00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:57,667
No like, uh, bird stuff mostly.
733
00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,869
- That's kinda cool.
- Yeah I kinda want to get
734
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,038
my own thing going soon.
735
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,306
So what's that
gonna be about?
736
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,341
Birds, you're into
birds? You like birds?
737
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:11,914
No like, something like
pollution, climate,
738
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,851
I don't know, something
like the environment.
739
00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,653
That's great! That's great,
740
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,287
can't wait to see that.
That's really cool.
741
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,723
- Okay my serve.
- Yeah.
742
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,396
Okay now remember elbow
up and try to stay on the
743
00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:27,764
balls of your feet.
744
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,065
Elbows up, balls.
745
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,867
- Yeah.
- Okay.
746
00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:32,769
Just go side to side, let's
get loose a little bit.
747
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:35,838
Your shoulders, bring
it forward, bring
748
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,373
your toes forward,
bring it back.
749
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,008
There you
go! Keep going!
750
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:40,209
Are you sure?
751
00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,679
No man you look like
a fucking idiot!
752
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:43,946
- C'mon!
- I know!
753
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:47,884
- Okay here we go bud you ready?
- - Yup!
754
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,422
There you go!
755
00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:54,924
There you go, bud.
Nice and easy, buddy.
756
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,259
There, nice!
757
00:44:58,462 --> 00:44:59,362
Spike!
758
00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,337
Wow, almost got me there!
759
00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:10,707
Almost!
760
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:13,843
My serve.
761
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,211
You sure?
762
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,846
Oh yeah.
763
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:17,747
Yeah.
764
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:38,067
Fucking fuck!
765
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,477
Slipped!
766
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,278
Sweaty.
767
00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,448
Sorry!
768
00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,786
Good game!
769
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,957
Mister shalman!
770
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:00,957
Are you enjoying
your stay with us?
771
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:04,494
Oh yeah, I'm having the
time of my life. Thanks.
772
00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:06,229
Wonderful! The elevators
are to your right.
773
00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:07,764
Oh they haven't moved?
774
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,834
No they haven't moved,
fucking asshole.
775
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:42,498
Oh my god...
776
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,803
Hey!
777
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,171
How are you buddy?
778
00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,472
How's it going?
779
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,474
Come on give me the
details did you see her?
780
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,310
Yeah.
781
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,211
And?
782
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,248
It was, it was nice.
783
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,352
Is the wedding off?
784
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,557
Wonder if I punch the
computer screen, I wonder
785
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,993
if you would feel it. Do
they have that technology?
786
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,162
- You could try.
- What do you want?
787
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,197
You need a date.
788
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:16,132
What? No, I don't,
the last thing I
789
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,600
want to do is
go on another date.
790
00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:20,369
No no, to the
wedding, to the wedding.
791
00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:23,973
You can't show up stag, it's
suicide. You'll be annihilated.
792
00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:25,341
- Really?
- Mmm.
793
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,343
Well what do you want me
to do? I can't just --
794
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,377
I got you!
795
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,378
I got you!
796
00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,113
Who?
797
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:31,948
My cousin!
798
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,249
Tallulah!
799
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,517
Tallulah?
800
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,018
Tallulah!
801
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,920
What is she, like
a little fairy?
802
00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,156
She's a real girl
named tallulah!
803
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,024
She's your cousin?
804
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,960
Yeah, second
cousin but yeah.
805
00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,596
Does she look like you?
806
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,600
You mean is she Asian,
807
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,301
- are you asking?
- No, man, no!
808
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:54,403
She's white, are you
happy, Mel Gibson?
809
00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,605
- She's white!
- Stop --
810
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:55,605
stop it that's
not what I meant!
811
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:59,408
All you do is love Asian girls,
that's what this is about.
812
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,345
- What?
- Yeah you do.
813
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,646
She's not me with boobs.
814
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,448
She's a date to the
wedding so you have
815
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,516
something standing between
you and massive amounts of
816
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,151
shame and self-degradation!
817
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:10,887
You just need a plus one.
818
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:13,656
Who knows, you
might even like her.
819
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,893
Alright, well, maybe. Thank you.
820
00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,962
Uh, listen I'm gonna go
take a shower but, um --
821
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,297
oh ho ho ho!
822
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,498
What?
823
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,968
What are, what
are you wearing?
824
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,637
What do you mean, it's
just tennis shorts?
825
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:31,540
You look like you stole
a little boys underwear.
826
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,042
I was playing tennis!
827
00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,143
You don't play tennis!
828
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:36,379
Yes I do, I do sometimes.
829
00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:37,613
With who?
830
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,020
- Aaron.
- Aaron? What?
831
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:46,455
- Aaron, okay? Yeah.
- What are you doing?
832
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,657
Hey listen, listen!
833
00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:49,959
You're fraternizing
with the enemy!
834
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,028
The enemy? Give me a break.
835
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,563
Grow up, mark, come on!
836
00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:55,531
He's cool!
837
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,333
He's actually a
really cool guy.
838
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,035
I had fun today.
839
00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:00,536
You would like him
a lot, I think.
840
00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:01,037
I would?
841
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,106
I feel like the three
of us should hang out.
842
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,144
Why are you looking
at me like that?
843
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,478
Why are you doing this?
844
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,548
Listen, listen! Life
moves on, mark, and
845
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,383
some of us are moving with it!
846
00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:16,585
Some of us can
see your balls!
847
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,388
- Good bye.
- Like a wonton sized --
848
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,556
bye bye!
849
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,449
T-tallulah?
850
00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:47,416
- Tallulah?
851
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,485
- Hi!
- Hi, hi, Adam.
852
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,420
Great.
853
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,555
Nice to meet you!
854
00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:56,225
So how you doing?
855
00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,627
Good.
856
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,263
- Sorry?
- Good.
857
00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:02,732
You sure?
858
00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:06,035
Yeah.
859
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,138
Are you okay?
860
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,341
Nervous.
861
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,710
Don't worry about
it, I'm nervous too.
862
00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:18,014
So you're uh, you're
mark's cousin?
863
00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:18,714
Yeah.
864
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,149
I'm so sorry.
865
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:23,452
What happened?
866
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:28,524
No no no, I was kidding
i was, mark's my friend.
867
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:31,660
It's a joke.
868
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:35,398
I don't know
if it is a joke
869
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,266
if it's not funny.
870
00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,203
Um, so you hungry?
871
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,238
Not anymore.
872
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:45,674
Did you have a chance
to look at the menu?
873
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:54,116
Yeah, um, I read it about
five times by myself but I
874
00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:57,186
don't know where to look
so I just pretended that I
875
00:50:57,188 --> 00:51:01,190
was reading and then i
really was reading the
876
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,659
menu over and over.
877
00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:06,796
What do you,
what do you do?
878
00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:08,164
I make dolls.
879
00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:11,300
You make dolls?
880
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:14,236
- And uh, doll houses.
- Huh.
881
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:17,239
And little, little
doll furniture to
882
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:20,076
go into the doll
houses. It's so tiny --
883
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:22,445
and that leads to
doll upholstery and
884
00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,246
doll clothes and next thing I
885
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:27,817
know I'm making the
tiniest little doll bow
886
00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:31,353
tie and I think it might
be affecting my vision,
887
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:33,689
I've been having a lot
of problems seeing.
888
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:36,092
Oh my god, that's terrible.
889
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:39,495
So you should maybe
stop doing that, right?
890
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:44,166
- Never.
- Wow.
891
00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,601
That's persistent.
892
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:48,270
The dolls will leave me.
893
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,572
What do you do?
894
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,743
Uh, I'm, I'm a
documentary film maker.
895
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,345
Can I see one
of your films?
896
00:51:56,347 --> 00:52:00,816
Well no not yet but
hopefully soon.
897
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:03,719
That's cool.
898
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:04,620
Yeah?
899
00:52:05,822 --> 00:52:08,157
Yeah it is, thanks,
it's pretty cool.
900
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,326
Well I can't wait to see it.
901
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:12,228
- Thanks, really?
- Yeah.
902
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:14,330
Yeah, alright. Well
you'll be the first.
903
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,199
- I'll watch anything.
- Oh.
904
00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:19,635
Um. What are you gonna order?
905
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:38,721
Okay, okay.
906
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:41,490
What if I went up to that
guy, see that guy eating, uh,
907
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,259
it looks like tortilla soup?
908
00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,394
Delicious. I
actually like staring at him.
909
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:45,394
Yeah, hey, head in the game.
910
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,664
- And I, and I go up to him
- yes, and he --
911
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,200
and I say 'exthcuse me
912
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:56,272
thir, exthcuse me thir,
that tortilla thoup is
913
00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:58,707
gonna make you
tortilla poop!'
914
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:02,444
and I just walked away.
915
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,914
That's not offensive
it's just odd.
916
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,615
It's a little offensive.
917
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,450
Alright what you got?
918
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,387
Okay.
919
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,455
- The couple next to us?
- Yes.
920
00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:17,526
What if I took
off my panties?
921
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,928
Oh I like it already.
922
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:23,866
And I slipped them
into his coat pocket?
923
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,903
And when they get home
tonight she finds the
924
00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:32,441
underpants and they get
in this huge fight about
925
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:35,544
whether or not he's
cheating on her and the
926
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:40,516
more he denies it the more
she thinks he's a liar so
927
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:45,754
they break up and all their
friends side with her and
928
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,958
he's left wondering 'how
the fuck, how the fuck did
929
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,528
these underpants get
in my coat pocket?'
930
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:56,265
and he still insists years
later when he calls her,
931
00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:58,634
'they weren't mine I don't
know where they came from,'
932
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:03,639
and he slowly goes insane
and he becomes an alcoholic?
933
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:06,875
And all of his friends and
family just completely
934
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:12,348
desert him and
he dies alone.
935
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,916
Of aids.
936
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:20,322
That has gone way too far.
937
00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:24,326
You have veered into a
level of depravity that is
938
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:27,363
upsetting to
say the least.
939
00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,932
I feel like I don't know
you, I don't want to play
940
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,934
- this game anymore.
- These are one of the things
941
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,335
that I'm very good at.
942
00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:37,039
That was incredible you
just broke the game.
943
00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:39,008
- You win? I guess.
- I win.
944
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:41,043
You my friend
are the winner.
945
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,544
Whoo!
946
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,847
Wow! Congratulations,
you're officially
947
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:45,981
the worse person I know.
948
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:48,951
Aw, that's sweet, thank you.
949
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,719
Let's get you some
ice cream, kiddo.
950
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:52,054
Don't mess with me.
951
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:55,658
Oh I won't, I won't, because
then you'll come up with some
952
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,327
perverted scheme to ruin
my life and then I won't
953
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,763
even know it for years to come.
954
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,564
You won't even
see it coming.
955
00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:07,770
- It's...
- It's very good, I feel...
956
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:12,675
I feel terrified, and impressed.
It's a mix of emotions.
957
00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:35,731
Hi.
958
00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,933
Oh sorry, uh.
959
00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:39,702
What are you thinking?
960
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,339
Oh nothing sorry.
961
00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:44,973
Are you on drugs?
962
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,677
No, no.
963
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,612
Do you wanna be?
964
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,049
No.
965
00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:59,455
I happen to have a bunch
of Adderall in my purse.
966
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,692
Did you say you have a
whole bag of Adderall?
967
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,060
Yeah.
968
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,863
What, why?
969
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:14,536
I mean, I'm an
artist, so...
970
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:17,673
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, long nights.
971
00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,743
Would you like to be my date
to my ex girlfriends wedding?
972
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,113
- Okay.
- Yeah? Great.
973
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,456
For the north American jumping spider, mating can
974
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,558
be a dangerous game.
975
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,829
In this delicate moment, the male must woo the
976
00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:45,100
female spider or she will kill him and eat him.
977
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,104
If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab
978
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:54,810
him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides.
979
00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,969
Adam? Adam!
980
00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:57,773
Allison?
981
00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:03,245
What are... what
are you doing here?
982
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:04,880
What are you doing here?
983
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:08,016
That is so funny
running into you.
984
00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,652
Well I work here.
985
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,689
Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy.
986
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:17,159
Yeah for seven years.
987
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,627
- That's right,
- right.
988
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:22,197
I forgot it was on this block.
989
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,499
Hm.
990
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,834
- Good to see you!
- Good to see you.
991
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:28,103
Were you jogging?
992
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,506
Oh yeah, yeah, just
got into jogging.
993
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:30,506
You're into jogging now?
994
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,809
Yeah ever since I quit
smoking I figured --
995
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,544
you did not quit smoking.
996
00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:36,778
I did! I did.
997
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:37,779
- Really?
- Yeah.
998
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,149
Wow thought
you'd never quit.
999
00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,986
A lot's changed
since we went out.
1000
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,287
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1001
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:46,154
Like what else?
1002
00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,157
Oh man, I gave up
kind of everything.
1003
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,060
I got really into raw,
not raw foods totally, but
1004
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,896
- more raw foods,
- okay.
1005
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:56,899
I still cook a little
bit. I'm still a cook.
1006
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,101
Too moist to my liking.
1007
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,936
- Ugh I hate that word!
- I know, sorry.
1008
00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:02,304
Moist always
brings everything to a
1009
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:06,041
- standstill, yeah.
- It does I've always said that.
1010
00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:08,143
Aw man.
1011
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,312
Hey you know I'm
the manager now.
1012
00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:13,081
- Are you serious? That's great!
- I am! I know!
1013
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,983
- Wow, good for you!
- Yeah I get free trips
1014
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,052
- to Paris once a year.
- What?
1015
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:20,289
- What's cooler than that?
- Not much, could be worse.
1016
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:23,559
Come on, you're practically
running the fashion industry.
1017
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,894
Yeah I don't know
about that but it's,
1018
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,095
- it's pretty cool.
- It's cool.
1019
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:30,699
What about you, y'know?
What are you up to?
1020
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,969
Uh, I'm actually prepping
my first documentary.
1021
00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:36,104
- What? What??
- Yeah, yeah.
1022
00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:39,708
Well it's early, I mean it's,
yeah, very early stages.
1023
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:43,278
That's amazing, that's
what you've always wanted.
1024
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,347
It's pretty cool, i
think it will be good.
1025
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,654
- Yeah, uh, we'll see.
- What is it about?
1026
00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:57,926
Well it's, I don't wanna
it's love, really about love.
1027
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,194
How so?
1028
00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,897
I know this sounds lame
but I don't want to say
1029
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:05,133
too much, I don't really
know how it's gonna end
1030
01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,703
but I'll invite you
to the premiere.
1031
01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:09,271
Oh that's very kind of you.
1032
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,075
Can I ask you something?
1033
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,811
You can ask me anything.
1034
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,980
Are you happy?
1035
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:22,618
Why does everyone
keep asking me that?
1036
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:25,387
Well, maybe
there's a reason.
1037
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:26,622
Jesus!
1038
01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,958
You know what, I take that
back, you can't ask me anything.
1039
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,193
Oh my god.
1040
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,761
Come on, it's just a question.
1041
01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:38,900
Okay happy, uh, I don't
know, I guess so.
1042
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:42,170
I mean what does that
mean? Am I smiling all day,
1043
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:45,040
- am I laughing?
- No, no.
1044
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,775
I don't know. Are you happy?
1045
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,078
Yeah I think I am.
1046
01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:56,718
That's great. That is great.
1047
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,865
So you're really coming?
1048
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:14,069
Would you --? Yeah i
am, I'm really coming.
1049
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,205
I'm here. Why?
1050
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:21,009
You know I almost
didn't invite you.
1051
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,411
Why?
1052
01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:25,013
Well, I don't know.
1053
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:26,014
You're...
1054
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:28,083
You.
1055
01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:34,756
Then I thought it would be
weirder if I didn't invite
1056
01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:38,093
you like I was trying to
cut you out of my life or
1057
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:38,093
something.
1058
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:42,330
Are you crazy, I gotta
be there. Your big day.
1059
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,301
Don't wanna miss that.
I want to be there.
1060
01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:49,304
I know, I know, I just figured
i would invite you and it
1061
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,873
- would be fine, or,
- it's gonna be fine.
1062
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,276
I'd never see you again, y'know?
1063
01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:57,479
Never see me again?
1064
01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,448
Yeah, I mean probably, right?
1065
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:04,252
You're a monster what
are you talking about?
1066
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:04,252
That's crazy.
1067
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:04,252
Well I mean that's how
1068
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:08,156
life is, isn't it? If
you're not a part of
1069
01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:13,829
- these moments, it just --
- alright hey, I'm coming, okay?
1070
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,497
- I'm coming to the wedding.
- Good.
1071
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:21,269
Can't do that, can't leave
an Adam sized hole here.
1072
01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:27,109
Never see you
again, Jesus.
1073
01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:31,046
I, you know what
i mean right?
1074
01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:32,013
Look I'm happy
1075
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:34,316
- for you, really am.
- Yeah?
1076
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,218
I am, I'm really happy for you!
1077
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,988
I mean, I'm on a lot
of antidepressants but,
1078
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,024
they're working, so.
1079
01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,193
You know I do miss you.
1080
01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,028
From time to time.
1081
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:52,501
Me too.
1082
01:02:57,206 --> 01:03:00,308
Listen I should get going,
I'm gonna hop on a car
1083
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,244
and head home, but I'll see you.
1084
01:03:02,246 --> 01:03:05,046
Yeah -- uh, you know
what I'm headed that way
1085
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915
myself so I'll just join you.
1086
01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:09,417
- Yeah? Which way is that?
- Yeah.
1087
01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:13,088
Which, which way
are you going again?
1088
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,992
What?
1089
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,001
Guess I'd better get going.
1090
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:36,171
So long.
1091
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:40,475
I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars.
1092
01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:43,411
- Deal. - Lassie you're mine now!
1093
01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:00,528
And so it is
with blessed hearts
1094
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,467
that we have
gathered here today.
1095
01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:15,644
To join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.
1096
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,283
Okay, how do I look?
1097
01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,419
Like you're going
to a funeral.
1098
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:31,126
- Wish me luck.
- Yeah good luck.
1099
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:40,502
A moment like this only
comes around once in a lifetime.
1100
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:57,152
And indeed it is a rare
and beautiful thing when
1101
01:05:57,154 --> 01:06:00,388
two people find in each other
such a perfect match, and
1102
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,291
decide to share a
lifetime together.
1103
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,227
Wanna hold hands?
1104
01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:08,964
No.
1105
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:11,433
- Too soon?
- Yeah.
1106
01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:16,671
Allison and Aaron have
shown their love to be true.
1107
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:21,176
If there is anyone amongst
us that believes that
1108
01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:25,613
these two should not be
wed, speak now or forever
1109
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,315
hold your peace.
1110
01:06:33,622 --> 01:06:35,490
Yeah I have
something to say.
1111
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,651
If there is anyone
amongst us that believes that
1112
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:41,089
these two should not
be wed, speak now or
1113
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557
forever hold your peace.
1114
01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,533
Sorry, sorry.
1115
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:56,371
- Do we have the ring?
- Yeah.
1116
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:58,406
- You okay?
- Yeah I'm fine.
1117
01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:03,311
- You look nice.
- Thanks, thank you, you too.
1118
01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,647
- Aaron, do you take
- just cut a little...
1119
01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:08,216
- That's alright, it's okay.
- Allison as your wife
1120
01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,851
- oh look at that.
- In sickness and health
1121
01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:09,851
thank you.
1122
01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:13,388
For as long as you
both shall live?
1123
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,689
I do.
1124
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:16,691
So beautiful.
1125
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:16,691
- Shhh.
- Yeah.
1126
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:21,463
And Allison, do you take
Aaron to be your husband
1127
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:25,733
in sickness and in health
in good times and bad for
1128
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,769
as long as you
both shall live?
1129
01:08:35,678 --> 01:08:36,478
I do.
1130
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:42,550
Then by the power vested
in me, I now pronounce you
1131
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:45,587
husband and wife and you
may now kiss the bride.
1132
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,488
- Here, let me pour this.
- You wanna do the honors here?
1133
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:24,692
Nice, okay! Oh, sorry.
1134
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,496
You haven't
touched your food.
1135
01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:31,733
Huh?
1136
01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,201
Your food.
1137
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,237
Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess.
1138
01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,873
Isn't young love
a beautiful thing?
1139
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,542
- What's that?
- Young love.
1140
01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:45,213
Young love! Yes, uh,
it's great. It's great.
1141
01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,749
Is this your girlfriend?
1142
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,419
No, her? No
she's not my girlfriend.
1143
01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:52,921
I just met her
a few days ago.
1144
01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,957
She makes dolls
for a living.
1145
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,959
- Oh that's nice.
- Yeah.
1146
01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:02,664
That is nice. It's nice.
1147
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,532
Everything is
nice at a wedding.
1148
01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:07,235
Have you noticed that?
1149
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,537
Everything at a wedding's
nice, the food's nice,
1150
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:12,473
the ceremony's nice,
it's just nice.
1151
01:10:12,475 --> 01:10:15,410
Can't all be that
nice, am I right?
1152
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:20,915
Is it hot in here, are you
guys -- it's hot, right?
1153
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,318
You know what i
mean, is it hot?
1154
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,486
- I feel fine.
- I'm fine.
1155
01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:26,588
Of course you feel fine.
1156
01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:28,990
Everything's fine to you.
1157
01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,626
What?
1158
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,962
Nothing, I'm sorry,
I'm... sorry.
1159
01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,699
Thank you for coming.
1160
01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:45,707
Alright, alright, it's
that time we invite our bride
1161
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:48,776
and groom down for their
very first dance as
1162
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:53,915
Mr. and Mrs.
Aaron stoller!
1163
01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:56,651
Come on give
it up for them!
1164
01:10:58,288 --> 01:10:59,721
Look at this
beautiful couple!
1165
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,730
And now, for the
song that played
1166
01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:11,366
the very first time they met.
1167
01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:13,868
Here it is.
1168
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:56,644
I'll be right back.
1169
01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:05,987
Where are you going -?
1170
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,614
'Sup man?
1171
01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:35,750
Oh hey, hey, what's up?
1172
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,822
You look white as a ghost.
Somebody kill your cat?
1173
01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:44,926
My girlfriend's getting
married in there.
1174
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:46,761
Your girlfriend's
getting married??
1175
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,663
Well, ex-girlfriend.
1176
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,098
Oh shit.
1177
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:51,799
That's messed up.
1178
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,877
Why not. Thanks.
1179
01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:03,878
Gotcha.
1180
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,517
- Better?
- Little bit.
1181
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,421
- What's your name?
- Federico.
1182
01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:15,156
- Fredico?
- Federico.
1183
01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,657
- Federico.
- Yeah.
1184
01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:19,160
- Adam.
- Adam, what's up.
1185
01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:24,165
What are you doing here if
1186
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,868
your girlfriend's
getting married?
1187
01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,404
Oh, uh, she's not
my girl anymore,
1188
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:33,141
and um, I'm happy for her.
1189
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,978
- No I am.
- Yeah okay.
1190
01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,746
- I am.
- Uh huh.
1191
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,517
I believe you. I'm good.
1192
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,756
You know I used to
have this goldfish.
1193
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,625
His name was tom petty.
1194
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:53,060
You named your
goldfish tom petty?
1195
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:53,961
Yeah.
1196
01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:56,764
Pretty cool name
for a goldfish.
1197
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,499
Yeah well he was
a cool goldfish.
1198
01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:58,499
I bet.
1199
01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:02,804
Had tom petty
for nine years.
1200
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:02,804
Whoa.
1201
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:06,040
Yeah and one day I'm
cleaning out my sock
1202
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:09,544
drawer, I turn, i
look...
1203
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,481
He's gone.
1204
01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:15,783
Gone like someone
stole him?
1205
01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,718
Gone like he died.
1206
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,154
Oh, yeah okay. Sorry.
1207
01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,491
So you know
what I did then?
1208
01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:26,961
I ran down the block to
the pet store, got me
1209
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,729
another fish.
1210
01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:30,998
- Just like that?
- Just like that, man,
1211
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,168
just like that. I
loved tom petty.
1212
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,636
Who doesn't?
1213
01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,807
Heartbreakers.
1214
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:40,908
The best!
1215
01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:44,545
Yeah.
1216
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,049
'Lotta fish out there.
1217
01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:55,490
I see where you're
going with this.
1218
01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,993
All due respect Frederico,
i think people are a
1219
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,895
little harder
than goldfish.
1220
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,163
Yeah maybe.
1221
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:04,699
Tell you what
though, never gonna
1222
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,767
have another tom petty again.
1223
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,774
I do have a Bob Dylan though.
1224
01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:21,215
I really appreciate what
you're trying to do.
1225
01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:24,886
You're a good man.
1226
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:26,988
- You're a wise man.
- Want to get high?
1227
01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,191
- Oh...
- Oh yeah.
1228
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,193
- No I probably shouldn't.
- You sure?
1229
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:35,029
Yeah it might get a little
weird in there. But thank you.
1230
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:35,029
Alright, cool. That's alright.
1231
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,732
I should go back
inside, actually.
1232
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,766
Yeah. You can do this.
1233
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,103
You think?
1234
01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,039
You don't have to live
your life like a refugee.
1235
01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:48,276
Fuckin' tom petty.
1236
01:15:48,278 --> 01:15:50,144
Tom petty.
1237
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:51,679
You mind if I get another
1238
01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:55,550
- little sip? Thanks.
- Bro, take two, take two.
1239
01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:57,585
Okay.
1240
01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:00,821
Okay? You good?
1241
01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:05,159
Thank you, really. Thanks.
1242
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,594
Go for it.
1243
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,670
Into the great wide open.
1244
01:16:15,672 --> 01:16:16,904
My man.
1245
01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:20,875
He's fucked.
1246
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:23,611
I'll see
if he's over there!
1247
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:29,250
- Smile!
- No thanks. Fuckin' -- okay.
1248
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,020
Thank you.
1249
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,630
Oh shit.
1250
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:43,664
Excuse me.
1251
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:52,840
Adam.
1252
01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:53,841
Wendy.
1253
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:55,643
What?
1254
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,011
I wasn't sure
you'd make it.
1255
01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:59,380
Oh well here I am.
1256
01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,616
Honestly thought
you were a goner.
1257
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:02,984
Totally thought
you'd bail.
1258
01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:03,851
What?
1259
01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,753
No, no.
1260
01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:07,254
You got balls.
1261
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,222
Thanks!
1262
01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:11,292
And you look
really handsome!
1263
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:11,292
Thanks.
1264
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,161
I was just thinking
how pretty you looked.
1265
01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,797
Ah yes, always the charmer.
1266
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,366
Apparently not
charming enough.
1267
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,802
I'm kidding.
1268
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:24,939
This is, this is great,
it's really nice.
1269
01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:29,810
Yeah it's very nice,
everything is just so
1270
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,679
nice.
1271
01:17:32,347 --> 01:17:32,346
- I was just saying that.
- Mm.
1272
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:39,353
You know, how many people
can say that they're close
1273
01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:42,423
enough to go to each others'
weddings no matter what?
1274
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:45,159
That's rare! You guys
have something special.
1275
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,794
Yeah, yeah.
1276
01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:48,396
You guys are always
gonna be friends.
1277
01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:54,035
Friends is,
friends is good.
1278
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:55,970
What's better than that?
1279
01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:00,408
You know, I was
always in your corner.
1280
01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:02,276
Get outta here.
1281
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:06,213
No really you were
always so sweet.
1282
01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:10,384
Aaron, is, he's just so
perfect, you know?
1283
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:13,020
Right, who wants that?
1284
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,789
- Sounds awful!
- You know what I mean!
1285
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:19,894
No Aaron's good he's great
but you were just a little
1286
01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:23,698
rough around the edges.
It's endearing really.
1287
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:27,768
Thanks, no I miss you guys.
I do. She looks beautiful,
1288
01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:29,770
- by the way.
- Yes she does.
1289
01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,772
She takes after her mother.
1290
01:18:33,341 --> 01:18:35,009
She does.
1291
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:35,009
Uh oh.
1292
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:40,247
Wendy is there anything your
new son in law can't do?
1293
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,184
Um, Susan, this is Adam.
1294
01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:46,887
Get your camera! Get your
camera, you gotta see this!
1295
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,764
Needless to say I wanted
to do something special
1296
01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:59,934
for the big day,
something personal.
1297
01:18:59,936 --> 01:19:02,303
But those of you who know
me, and I think a lot of
1298
01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:05,906
you do, you know that I'm
into learning new things.
1299
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:09,343
He's good at everything.
1300
01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:12,213
Can't help it.
1301
01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:15,382
So I flew to Paris and i
studied at Jean Pierre's
1302
01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:19,453
culinary school le petit
parodie for six weeks,
1303
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:19,453
five hours a day.
1304
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:23,824
Hey, Allison loves all
things Paris, am I right?
1305
01:19:23,826 --> 01:19:26,961
But I want to thank you
Jean-Pierre, for teaching
1306
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:30,898
me that French baking is
an art, and it's an art
1307
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,901
form and I know that now.
1308
01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:37,772
- You are a natural.
- You're amazing.
1309
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:38,806
You're amazing Aaron!
1310
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:40,407
Come on Robbie!
1311
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:43,077
Stop! What a dick.
1312
01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:45,880
I'm just kidding.
1313
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,882
Nice, Aaron,
nice. Good one!
1314
01:19:47,884 --> 01:19:52,887
Without further ado, Allison,
baby, this is for you.
1315
01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,260
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
1316
01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:02,062
Hope you all like cake.
1317
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,169
Everybody have fun.
1318
01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:09,170
Cheers!
1319
01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:49,877
Oh ha ha. You're doing me?
Is that supposed to be me?
1320
01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:54,281
Yeah? Why don't you
finger my dickhole, pal?
1321
01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:56,550
Whoa.
1322
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,428
Oh boy.
1323
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,996
Do you want to dance?
1324
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:09,597
Ugh.
1325
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,368
- Are you okay?
- Not really, tallulah.
1326
01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,470
I just thought maybe
you'd want to dance.
1327
01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:21,242
- Why would we do that?
- Because it could be fun.
1328
01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:26,614
You know what?
1329
01:21:26,616 --> 01:21:28,082
Fuck it.
1330
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:29,984
Let's boogie.
1331
01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:33,554
Sorry.
1332
01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:35,022
Come on.
1333
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,197
It'll all work out.
1334
01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,165
You think so?
1335
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,533
Yeah.
1336
01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,569
Every setback in life's
an opportunity to grow.
1337
01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:27,574
That's stupid.
1338
01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:31,578
What are you like nine?
1339
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:34,148
Call me when you get
some hair on your balls.
1340
01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,602
I'm gonna tell you
something about love.
1341
01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:59,373
Love is shitty,
shitty shit.
1342
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,542
It's shitty.
1343
01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,478
I'm not supposed
to say that word.
1344
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,449
Yeah, well, you better start
'cause that's what love is.
1345
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,754
Shit.
1346
01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:16,357
There you go.
1347
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,399
Whoa whoa whoa
that's too much, baby!
1348
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:01,135
Come on, man!
1349
01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:18,619
Fuck yeah!
1350
01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:29,530
You're coming with me, baby.
1351
01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:13,600
This thing
is so hard to walk in!
1352
01:26:15,370 --> 01:26:15,369
Oh, god.
1353
01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:17,638
Have you
seen your grandmother?
1354
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,839
Yeah, I know.
1355
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,643
She's had a few to drink.
1356
01:26:22,645 --> 01:26:24,378
Just a little.
1357
01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,749
Okay girl, I'll
see you out there.
1358
01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:29,883
Yeah, I just
need a minute.
1359
01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:30,751
I'm sorry.
1360
01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:33,320
Thank you!
1361
01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,375
Jesus!
1362
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:58,612
What are, what are
you doing in here?
1363
01:26:58,614 --> 01:26:59,913
What are you
doing in here?
1364
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:03,650
You're wasted.
1365
01:27:03,652 --> 01:27:04,851
No I'm not.
1366
01:27:04,853 --> 01:27:06,453
I'm a little drunk.
1367
01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,423
Scale of one to ten
how happy are you? Go!
1368
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,758
- Whoa...
- Don't even think about it!
1369
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:12,993
Is it the best
day of your life?
1370
01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:16,763
- Pretty close.
- Whaaat?
1371
01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,366
That's so, that's good.
1372
01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:21,301
That's really good.
1373
01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:25,772
Can I, can I ask
you something?
1374
01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:28,709
Maybe.
1375
01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:32,546
- Maybe don't.
- Why didn't we do this?
1376
01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:35,482
- Adam...
- No really why didn't,
1377
01:27:35,484 --> 01:27:37,451
why didn't it work?
1378
01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:38,685
We could have done this.
1379
01:27:38,687 --> 01:27:41,355
You know what, i
can't answer that.
1380
01:27:44,993 --> 01:27:46,727
We should have done this.
1381
01:27:54,569 --> 01:27:56,837
You know they were playing
that John Mayer song and I
1382
01:27:56,839 --> 01:28:00,741
was thinking about that
day that I had my molar
1383
01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:05,379
removed and I was all hopped
up on Vicodin, and I was
1384
01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:08,582
jumping on your bed singing
'my body is a wonderland.'
1385
01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:11,018
- I remember, yeah.
- And I started singing
1386
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:15,922
songs about like,
the fate of my tooth.
1387
01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,325
Remember that? The,
like what was going
1388
01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,527
to happen to him after
he was out of my mouth.
1389
01:28:22,497 --> 01:28:25,432
- Timmy.
- Timmy the tooth.
1390
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:28,068
And you kept taking
pictures of me on that
1391
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:29,569
polaroid camera.
1392
01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,041
I remember you looking at
one and you said 'i can't
1393
01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:38,045
believe this is the
man I'm gonna marry.'
1394
01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:45,352
'i can't believe this is
the man I'm gonna marry.'
1395
01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:46,953
you said it.
1396
01:28:50,491 --> 01:28:52,893
Yeah I remember that. I
still have the picture.
1397
01:28:55,563 --> 01:28:56,463
You do?
1398
01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,066
Well, um --
1399
01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,767
Adam, I can't do this right now.
1400
01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:02,035
Please.
1401
01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:05,372
If not now, when? When, so --?
1402
01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:06,707
Okay, um...
1403
01:29:09,744 --> 01:29:12,079
- It wasn't just one thing.
- How many things was it?
1404
01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:15,349
Okay you were there, it was
a combination of different
1405
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,783
things and it...
1406
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,621
What are you doing?
What is this?
1407
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:23,757
- What is, wait...
- Are you okay?
1408
01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:25,359
You're just gonna ambush
me in the bathroom?
1409
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:25,359
- Ambush?
- Yeah you're ambushing.
1410
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:28,695
Oh, get outta here
this is not an ambush.
1411
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,697
You know I knew you were
gonna do this, I knew it.
1412
01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:31,898
Then why did you
invite me if you
1413
01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:31,898
knew I was gonna do this?
1414
01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:34,668
Because Adam I thought that i
could invite you and --
1415
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,703
no I know, because,
because, there's
1416
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,806
a part of you that wanted me to.
1417
01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:43,477
I think some part of you,
some part of you wanted me
1418
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:46,012
to save you from making the
biggest mistake of your life.
1419
01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:51,818
Because some part of
you knows what I know.
1420
01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,987
And what is that?
1421
01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,992
That you're an alien
from another planet.
1422
01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,061
- Oh my god.
- You are.
1423
01:30:01,063 --> 01:30:03,130
And the only other alien from
1424
01:30:03,132 --> 01:30:05,732
your planet on this earth...
1425
01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:09,436
Is me.
1426
01:30:10,471 --> 01:30:14,574
Adam, you
romanticize the past.
1427
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:17,110
I mean it wasn't, it
wasn't all perfect.
1428
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,012
I know, I know.
1429
01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:22,449
But it was, it was
pretty damn good.
1430
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,685
It was pretty good.
1431
01:30:26,921 --> 01:30:28,789
It was alright.
1432
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,792
- We used to laugh so much.
- We did used to laugh a lot.
1433
01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:33,460
You dummy.
1434
01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:36,463
You dumb.
1435
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:40,600
Adam.
1436
01:30:41,636 --> 01:30:42,869
What?
1437
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,070
I'm sorry.
1438
01:30:46,174 --> 01:30:47,841
Why'd you do that?
1439
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:51,912
I thought, I was trying
to, I'm getting you back.
1440
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:54,514
No! You're not!
1441
01:30:55,683 --> 01:30:56,616
Why not?
1442
01:31:03,691 --> 01:31:10,197
I, is he, we were good, is
he that much better than me?
1443
01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:12,132
- Adam...
- No really, really!
1444
01:31:12,134 --> 01:31:14,835
He plays tennis, he's great
at tennis! Is it because
1445
01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:17,070
- I don't play tennis??
- Keep your voice down please!
1446
01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:27,247
You know I asked you here...
1447
01:31:29,717 --> 01:31:31,918
Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have.
1448
01:31:35,256 --> 01:31:39,226
I asked you here because i
thought you could be my friend.
1449
01:31:40,194 --> 01:31:44,097
I really didn't want to
hurt you, I, I don't know,
1450
01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:49,269
I just, I just wanted
you to be here.
1451
01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:52,606
And I wanted you
to be part of this.
1452
01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,075
You just don't
change, Adam, and...
1453
01:31:57,111 --> 01:31:59,179
I, I did.
1454
01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:04,017
And I'm sorry. So sorry.
1455
01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:06,253
I'm...
1456
01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:10,223
I just want you
to know that --
1457
01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:14,995
oh.
1458
01:32:14,997 --> 01:32:14,995
Hey.
1459
01:32:14,997 --> 01:32:17,597
Hey, your dad wants
to give a toast.
1460
01:32:17,599 --> 01:32:19,833
- Yeah.
- Aaron's looking for you.
1461
01:32:21,636 --> 01:32:23,603
- Wait, wait! Just one --
- no.
1462
01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:36,750
Hey
hey look at you!
1463
01:32:36,752 --> 01:32:38,885
It couldn't get any
better than this!
1464
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,287
I don't think there's
another man in the whole
1465
01:32:40,289 --> 01:32:44,958
wide world as suited for
my daughter as Aaron.
1466
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:46,593
Aaron!
1467
01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:49,129
You've become
like a son to me.
1468
01:32:49,131 --> 01:32:50,630
You're not so much
of a fisherman!
1469
01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:55,135
But I think there's time.
1470
01:32:55,137 --> 01:33:00,907
Because I know today is
just the first in many
1471
01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:06,046
happy days to come, and
so let us raise a glass!
1472
01:33:10,151 --> 01:33:12,319
Here's to the
rest of your life!
1473
01:33:25,066 --> 01:33:26,833
Wow.
1474
01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147
Way to go dipshit.
1475
01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:56,196
Whoa.
1476
01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:01,267
Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it.
1477
01:34:09,143 --> 01:34:12,746
Wait wait wait wait!
1478
01:34:12,748 --> 01:34:14,247
Shhhh.
1479
01:34:24,925 --> 01:34:26,292
Oh!
1480
01:34:29,730 --> 01:34:30,864
Aaron.
1481
01:34:32,867 --> 01:34:34,367
Actually really good.
1482
01:35:59,153 --> 01:36:01,054
I'm okay.
1483
01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:07,761
I'm sorry.
1484
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,402
Bye.
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