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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now 2 00:00:21,228 --> 00:00:23,785 Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento? 3 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:27,207 You are from Sacramento. 4 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,229 You don't have to do that. 5 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,578 Well it's nice to make things neat and clean. 6 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,815 - You ready to go home? - Ready. 7 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:44,033 Her hand moved behind his head and supported it. 8 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:47,650 Her fingers moved gently in his hair. 9 00:00:48,521 --> 00:00:51,454 She looked up and across the barn. 10 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,492 And her lips came together. 11 00:00:54,925 --> 00:00:57,338 And smiled mysteriously. 12 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:02,863 You have been listening to The Grapes of Wrath 13 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,744 by John Steinbeck. 14 00:01:04,877 --> 00:01:06,169 If you... 15 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:12,362 Our college trip took 21 hours and 5 minutes. 16 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,862 Hey, why don't we, let's just sit with what we heard? 17 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,275 Are you serious? 18 00:01:24,308 --> 00:01:26,828 We be don't have to constantly be entertaining ourselves, do we? 19 00:01:35,825 --> 00:01:38,481 I wish I could live through something. 20 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:41,361 Aren't you? 21 00:01:42,063 --> 00:01:45,770 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. 22 00:01:45,803 --> 00:01:49,239 Okay fine, yours is the worst life of all, you win. 23 00:01:49,272 --> 00:01:50,365 Oh so now you're mad? 24 00:01:50,389 --> 00:01:51,449 Because I wanted to listen to music? 25 00:01:51,473 --> 00:01:53,222 It's just that you're being ridiculous, because you have a great life. 26 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,583 I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 27 00:01:54,616 --> 00:01:57,110 No one is asking you to be perfect! Just considerate would do. 28 00:01:57,143 --> 00:01:59,463 I don't even want to go to school on this state anyway. 29 00:01:59,489 --> 00:02:02,635 I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. 30 00:02:02,668 --> 00:02:05,675 Your Dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. 31 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,688 - There are loans, scholarships! - Your brother, your very smart brother... 32 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:08,775 He can't even find a job. 33 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:10,587 He and Shelley work. They have jobs. 34 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,105 They bag at the grocery store. 35 00:02:12,129 --> 00:02:14,353 That is not a career and they went to BERKELEY. 36 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,271 Your father's company is laying people off right and left. 37 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:19,239 Did you even know that? No of course you don't because... 38 00:02:19,263 --> 00:02:20,983 you don't think about anybody but yourself. 39 00:02:25,255 --> 00:02:27,290 An Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. 40 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:29,147 Immaculate FART. You wanted that, not me! 41 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,411 Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him 42 00:02:31,445 --> 00:02:32,622 at Sac High, 43 00:02:32,646 --> 00:02:33,985 Is that what you want? 44 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:36,645 You're telling me that you want to see somebody knifed 45 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:39,014 - right in front of you? - He barely saw that. 46 00:02:39,047 --> 00:02:41,650 I want to go where the culture is, like New York. 47 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,881 - How in the world did I raise such a snob? - Or at least Connecticut or New Hampshire. 48 00:02:43,905 --> 00:02:45,035 Where writers live in the woods. 49 00:02:45,059 --> 00:02:46,459 You couldn't get into those schools anyway. 50 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,287 Mom! 51 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,386 You can't even pass your driver's test. 52 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,087 Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! 53 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:52,808 The way that you work, or the way that you don't work, 54 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:54,678 you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. 55 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:56,517 My name is "Lady Bird". 56 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:58,486 Well actually, it's not, and it's ridiculous. 57 00:02:58,519 --> 00:03:00,199 Call me Lady Bird, like you said you would! 58 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,103 You should just go to City College. 59 00:03:02,127 --> 00:03:04,127 You know, with your work ethic., just go to the city college... 60 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,361 and then to jail and then back to City College 61 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:08,129 And then maybe you'd learn how to pull yourself up 62 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:10,453 and not expect everybody to do everything for you. 63 00:03:11,095 --> 00:03:14,055 In the name of the Father, of the Son and of the holy spirit. 64 00:03:14,568 --> 00:03:15,772 Amen. 65 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:17,087 Let the Lord be with you. 66 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,999 And also with you. 67 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,106 We all have you back for the start of a new school year. 68 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:25,406 All the Xavier Boys. And the Immaculate Heart girls. 69 00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:40,058 Of the United States of America. 70 00:03:40,092 --> 00:03:42,952 And to the republic which it stands. 71 00:03:42,986 --> 00:03:44,819 A nation, under God... 72 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,995 9/11 NEVER FORGET - The liberty and justice for all. 73 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,770 A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys. 74 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,610 Boys and healthy vending machines because 75 00:03:51,643 --> 00:03:54,249 no one wants a muffin with that many calories. 76 00:03:57,119 --> 00:04:00,040 Do not ask me, Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals? 77 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,823 Or Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be in the midterms? 78 00:04:01,847 --> 00:04:02,919 Because I am not gonna tell you. 79 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,542 That is none of your business! 80 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,785 You know the rules, this is my house. 81 00:04:07,329 --> 00:04:09,904 I am reading a letter of St John... 82 00:04:09,937 --> 00:04:13,525 We are afraid that we will never escape our past... 83 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:16,360 and we are afraid of what the future will bring. 84 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:20,233 We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice, 85 00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:23,966 we're afraid we won't be loved, we won't be liked, 86 00:04:23,999 --> 00:04:25,445 we won't succeed. 87 00:04:25,978 --> 00:04:29,085 There are the classics: Saint Augustine, of course. 88 00:04:29,118 --> 00:04:31,820 Aquinas. My favorite, Kierkegaard. 89 00:04:31,853 --> 00:04:33,845 Wait until you hear... 90 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:38,993 His love story. It will make you swoon. 91 00:04:42,296 --> 00:04:44,900 And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. 92 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:51,191 Amen. 93 00:04:51,745 --> 00:04:55,223 Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. 94 00:04:55,256 --> 00:04:58,406 It's just a bird head on a lady body. 95 00:04:58,430 --> 00:04:59,614 Or vice versa. 96 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,364 I think it's a little upsetting... 97 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,925 It's my tradition to run for office. 98 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,617 Don't worry, I won't win. 99 00:05:06,158 --> 00:05:07,801 That's not what I'm worried about. 100 00:05:08,234 --> 00:05:10,401 This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? 101 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:12,572 No, you're okay there. 102 00:05:14,391 --> 00:05:16,971 You have a per formative streak, I think. 103 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:18,864 Yeah, I think that too. 104 00:05:19,548 --> 00:05:21,753 Maybe you'd enjoy theater arts. 105 00:05:21,786 --> 00:05:24,718 They are having auditions for the fall musical. 106 00:05:24,751 --> 00:05:25,792 Do we have that here? 107 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,250 It is a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. 108 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:30,933 How am I a senior and not know we have that? 109 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:34,416 Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community. 110 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,169 They do a fall musical and a spring play 111 00:05:38,202 --> 00:05:40,787 and from what I hear it's a real blast. 112 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,742 What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. 113 00:05:43,766 --> 00:05:46,246 But math isn't something that you are terribly strong in? 114 00:05:47,295 --> 00:05:49,120 That we know of YET. 115 00:05:49,727 --> 00:05:53,172 CHRISTINE "LADY BIRD" 116 00:05:53,305 --> 00:05:55,891 - There you go. - Thanks. 117 00:05:56,798 --> 00:05:58,986 Julie doesn't need to be in quotes. 118 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:00,342 But it's not my real name. 119 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:01,961 It's not the same thing. 120 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,629 I'm not sure you're right... 121 00:06:10,575 --> 00:06:12,652 I am in love with this neighborhood. 122 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:15,030 Yes, it is so beautiful. 123 00:06:15,968 --> 00:06:19,434 If I lived here I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard. 124 00:06:19,868 --> 00:06:23,338 I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. 125 00:06:23,371 --> 00:06:27,873 I'd be like MOM WE'RE TAKING THE SNACKS UPSTAIRS TO THE TV ROOM. 126 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:30,551 I'd have my own bathroom. 127 00:06:31,873 --> 00:06:33,877 I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here. 128 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:35,144 But quit wrinkling all the magazines! 129 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:37,280 When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. 130 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,010 I am a customer Miguel and I am always right. 131 00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:42,328 Ever since he moved in, your brother and Shelly... 132 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,760 They are becoming the same person. 133 00:06:43,784 --> 00:06:45,010 No way. 134 00:06:47,577 --> 00:06:49,046 Yeah, okay, maybe. 135 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,147 See, why don't I look like that? 136 00:06:51,171 --> 00:06:54,015 Yeah. Just once I'd like to have the song New York Groove playing. 137 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,642 Feel like it really applies to my life. 138 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,089 You've never even been to New York. 139 00:06:57,113 --> 00:06:59,486 That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. 140 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,123 Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually IN the city? 141 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:03,337 Your parents would pay for that? 142 00:07:03,361 --> 00:07:05,520 Scholarships, financial aid. 143 00:07:05,653 --> 00:07:06,902 I'll figure it out. 144 00:07:06,935 --> 00:07:10,119 My Mom thinks I can't get in but she is sorely mistaken 145 00:07:10,152 --> 00:07:11,206 What about terrorism? 146 00:07:11,239 --> 00:07:12,675 Don't be a Republican. 147 00:07:13,408 --> 00:07:15,281 I'm probably just going to go to City College. 148 00:07:15,305 --> 00:07:17,300 PUT THE MAGAZINE BACK. 149 00:07:18,393 --> 00:07:19,408 Shit! 150 00:07:20,411 --> 00:07:23,237 - You doing okay, mama? - Yeah, that was terrifying? 151 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,208 Wasn't it? Thank God you were there. 152 00:07:25,241 --> 00:07:27,058 I guess you can't have pencils anymore. 153 00:07:27,091 --> 00:07:29,900 Yeah, just gotta go back to just felt tip markers. Crayola 154 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:32,626 Oh Luis this is for you! I got it for the baby, 155 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:33,814 I couldn't resist it. 156 00:07:33,847 --> 00:07:35,167 She loves pink. 157 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,271 Well, it's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby... 158 00:07:37,295 --> 00:07:38,809 And I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 159 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,122 - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. 160 00:07:41,455 --> 00:07:43,784 I'll see you tomorrow... Or I mean, later? 161 00:07:43,817 --> 00:07:45,610 - Thank you. - Okay. 162 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,831 Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective? 163 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,453 It's like sucking on a mint 164 00:08:19,786 --> 00:08:21,405 Mike Kelly died. 165 00:08:22,118 --> 00:08:24,092 I didn't even know he was sick again. 166 00:08:24,651 --> 00:08:27,579 - How old was he? - Only fifty-six. 167 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:28,942 Can Shelly and I get in there? 168 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,407 In a minute honey Dad and I are still in here! 169 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,343 That's too young 170 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:34,307 LADY BIRD YOU BETTER BE DRESSED! 171 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,233 - I AM DRESSED.! - Yeah 172 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,427 I'm gonna send them a note. 173 00:08:39,246 --> 00:08:43,025 Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? 174 00:08:43,058 --> 00:08:44,410 Oh yeah. 175 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:49,581 Why can't I just make the eggs? 176 00:08:49,614 --> 00:08:51,003 Because you take too long and make a big 177 00:08:51,027 --> 00:08:52,514 mess and then I have to clean the whole thing up. 178 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:54,245 Eggs aren't good for the environment, anyway. 179 00:08:54,269 --> 00:08:55,415 - What? - You heard her. 180 00:08:55,439 --> 00:08:56,722 Eat quickly, PLEASE. 181 00:08:56,755 --> 00:08:59,901 Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. 182 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:01,219 Shelly and I are trying to be vegan. 183 00:09:01,243 --> 00:09:02,225 Hence the soy milk. 184 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:03,608 You wear leather jackets. 185 00:09:03,641 --> 00:09:05,534 But they are Vintage. So they don't support the industry. 186 00:09:05,558 --> 00:09:07,057 They aren't done, there's white stuff. 187 00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:09,491 You know how you love Brambles? Pigs are smarter than him even. 188 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,684 I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? 189 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,252 Mom, the eggs are not done! 190 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:14,700 FINE MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING EGGS. 191 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:16,770 I WANTED TO. YOU WON'T LET ME! 192 00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,621 - Your sister doesn't like me. - I'M HUNGRY! 193 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,725 - She does. - You had your chance, going to bed. 194 00:09:23,902 --> 00:09:27,967 Did you know that Alanis Morisette wrote this song in only ten minutes? 195 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,310 I believe it. 196 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:32,112 So... 197 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:35,394 I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. 198 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:37,833 I need you to help me with the financial aid application 199 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:39,675 - But mom can't know. - We... 200 00:09:39,699 --> 00:09:41,654 Aren't they quite expensive? 201 00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:44,708 First, yes that's why financial aid 202 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:46,702 Second, I have to get in first. 203 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:48,579 Mom won't be happy about it. 204 00:09:48,612 --> 00:09:51,331 Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to. 205 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:53,545 Just pull over here. 206 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,509 Are you sure, I can drive you to the front. 207 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,891 This is fine. I like to walk. 208 00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:00,417 Well, love you. 209 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,038 So what do you think about college? 210 00:10:03,613 --> 00:10:04,724 I'll see what I can do. 211 00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:08,204 Thanks dad, love you too. Have a good day at work. 212 00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:10,315 Hey, I'm like Keith Richards... 213 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,765 "I'm just happy to be anywhere." 214 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,689 - Hey bitch! - Hey. 215 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,987 Alright girls, hope you like pickles. 216 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:27,057 - Thanks, Uncle Matt! - Sweet! 217 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,242 He is not your uncle. 218 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:30,796 It's just something I'm trying out. 219 00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:32,628 - Bye mom, I love you. - Goodbye. 220 00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:33,963 Goodbye I love you. 221 00:10:34,362 --> 00:10:36,410 - Your mom really likes you. - Yeah. 222 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,212 - I just keep getting fatter. - Me too. 223 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:41,242 Matt is awesome. 224 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,602 Yeah, I hope he marries my Mom. That would be nice. 225 00:10:44,635 --> 00:10:46,979 He promised me his old car when I turn eighteen. 226 00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:51,240 That car should be illegal. Jenna Walton's not 227 00:10:51,273 --> 00:10:54,092 doing any off-roading. She just goes to Pavilions. 228 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:57,193 I heard Jenna Walton has a tanning bed in her house. 229 00:10:57,326 --> 00:10:59,017 She is so pretty. 230 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,217 Her skin is luminous. 231 00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:04,041 Maybe we should try tanning. 232 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:05,742 Yeah. 233 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:12,112 Yes, in the tub I just put myself underneath, 234 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:15,626 it's like now, like this, and then the water just... 235 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,236 We are so gross! 236 00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:25,477 I think I figured it out when I was like three or something. 237 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:30,149 I use, I take the shower head, 238 00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:33,755 Oh my God. Embarrassing! I use that. 239 00:11:34,831 --> 00:11:37,266 I don't know if mine is the right kind, though. 240 00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:39,262 Maybe it's different when you actually have... 241 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:42,004 a penis in there, like it's more intense. 242 00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:44,032 Mine is pretty intense, I think. 243 00:11:44,465 --> 00:11:46,891 You're not supposed to eat the wafers! 244 00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,902 They are not consecrated. 245 00:11:53,387 --> 00:12:00,254 Being alive. 246 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:03,043 - Okay, Christine? - Lady Bird. 247 00:12:03,076 --> 00:12:05,289 - Is that your given name? - Yeah. 248 00:12:05,322 --> 00:12:06,758 Why is it in quotes? 249 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:10,147 Well I gave it to myself. It's given. To me, by me. 250 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,142 OK, take it away, Lady Bird. 251 00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:15,109 Everybody says don't 252 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:20,367 Everybody says don't it isn't right, don't it isn't niiiiiceeee 253 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,016 Everybody says don't 254 00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:24,229 * Everyone says don't walk on the grass... * 255 00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:35,394 * Make me a channel of your peace * 256 00:12:35,427 --> 00:12:40,177 * Where there is despair in life, let me bring hope * 257 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:45,170 * Where there is darkness, only light * 258 00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:50,215 * And where there is sadness, over joy... * 259 00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:54,777 * There are giants in the sky! * 260 00:12:55,210 --> 00:13:00,126 * There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky! * 261 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:05,533 When you're way up high and you look below at the world you've left 262 00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,446 *and the things you know that more than a glance is enough * 263 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:11,079 to show you just how small you are! 264 00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:13,943 I CAN SEE THE LIGHT ON IN YOUR ROOM GO TO BED! 265 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:16,501 Congratulations. 266 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,107 You too! We both got in! 267 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,890 Everyone who auditioned got in. 268 00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:22,370 The part I got was basically not getting in. 269 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,570 I don't even know how I got cast in my part. 270 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,898 Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song. 271 00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:28,483 I know. 272 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,291 Now you're gonna be all romantic with Danny on stage. 273 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:33,901 It's probably my only shot at that, you know? 274 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,634 - Do you have a pen? - Yeah. 275 00:13:39,838 --> 00:13:43,270 LADY BIRD 276 00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:54,140 - Mom... - We don't need to buy that. 277 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:56,851 It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week. 278 00:13:56,984 --> 00:13:59,235 If you want to read it, we can go down to the public library. 279 00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:00,363 I want to read it in bed. 280 00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:03,159 That's something that rich people do. We are not rich people. 281 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:07,803 Stop! 282 00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,308 Stop it! Stop it! 283 00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,443 Listen, stop. 284 00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:16,264 - Hey! - Hi. 285 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,156 Come here often? 286 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,356 Excuse me? 287 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:21,629 I'm Lady Bird, we're gonna be in the musical together. 288 00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:25,067 Oh, yes, I remember you! You were wearing that dress. 289 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,152 I just wanted to say what's up and I'll see you in rehearsal. 290 00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:31,238 Thanks, I am super excited. You live in the neighborhood? 291 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,140 Nah, I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. 292 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,030 What? 293 00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:36,981 - Is that your family? - Yeah. 294 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,659 Wow! There are so many of you! 295 00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:41,777 Irish-Catholic! It's hard to find a girl... 296 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,267 to date that's not my cousin. 297 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,861 Well, okay. You're going to make a great Franklin. 298 00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:50,504 Oh thanks! I want my hair, his hair to be curly, though. 299 00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:51,051 Yeah! 300 00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:53,396 Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s. 301 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,615 - Like Jim Morrison, exactly. - Yeah. 302 00:14:55,948 --> 00:14:56,602 Danny! 303 00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:58,075 I gotta go! 304 00:14:58,809 --> 00:14:59,945 Goodbye. 305 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,491 Who is Jim Morrison again? 306 00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,758 He was in a rock band, moron, The Doors. 307 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:07,474 I knew that. 308 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,135 This is with your employee discount? 309 00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:10,837 Yeah, it's already included. 310 00:15:11,236 --> 00:15:13,256 Oh my God! Okay. 311 00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:14,856 - Ma. - Ma. 312 00:15:14,889 --> 00:15:17,038 - Ma-Na. - Ma-Na. 313 00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,086 - Ma-Na-la. - Ma-Na-la. 314 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,100 Because it's not important to be right, it's only important to be... 315 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,638 - do what. - Exactly. 316 00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:24,671 Purple. 317 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,492 - Two. - Two. 318 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,717 Two. 319 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:39,208 * Because today is done * 320 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,715 * See the pretty countryside. * 321 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,570 To get our emotions going, 322 00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:49,226 we're going to play first one to cry wins. 323 00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:52,180 Starting, now. 324 00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:56,675 I'm playing too. So is Miss Patty. 325 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:25,143 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 326 00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:29,508 I heard that before he became a priest he was married 327 00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,150 and he had a son named Etienne... 328 00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:33,158 who died at 17 of a drug overdose 329 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:35,808 which maybe was a suicide but my mom says... 330 00:16:35,841 --> 00:16:38,339 same difference if you are that careless with your life. 331 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,792 Oh that's her! Gotta go, bye guys! 332 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:42,923 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 333 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,927 Oh, I almost forgot. I brought you these hot rollers. 334 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,070 For your Jim Morrison hair. 335 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:56,372 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 336 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:58,829 You'll have to show me how to use them. 337 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,431 It would be my pleasure. 338 00:17:02,257 --> 00:17:04,043 They look like sperms. 339 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,555 Hey! I just remembered I had a dream about you! 340 00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:14,913 - Really! What happened? - Yeah. 341 00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:18,835 We were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. 342 00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:20,966 That's awesome! 343 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,328 I love Disneyland. 344 00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:27,869 Yeah me too, I think it's kind of scary but I also love it. 345 00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:31,855 So pretty clear on applying the rules of the exponents. You guys with me? 346 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,441 Don't leave me hanging. Give me a nod? 347 00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:36,790 That is good. Maybe even a verbal confirmation? 348 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:37,823 Yes. 349 00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:40,081 Thank you, that's what I like to hear that. 350 00:17:40,105 --> 00:17:42,882 Alright, so, I am gonna be passing back the graded quizzes. 351 00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:45,263 I urge you to find the problems where you went wrong. 352 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,441 And work them out. 353 00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:49,566 Good job, Jules, I could tell from your work 354 00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:51,481 that you even understood the one you missed! 355 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,322 SUCK A DICK. 356 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,489 I like "Jules". 357 00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:03,562 I just don't get why I'm not good at math, 358 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,352 my Dad is really good at math. 359 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,367 Even Miguel has a math degree. 360 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,176 Maybe it's your mom's fault. 361 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,407 You lose! POINT JULIE! 362 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,653 No, look. 363 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,398 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 364 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,492 Hey! Wanna dance? 365 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:34,265 Hell, yeah! 366 00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:43,442 Six inches for the Holy Spirit! 367 00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:02,399 That's us! 368 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,025 Oh no, my Mom is coming. 369 00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:06,039 - No, she's not. - Yes, she is. 370 00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:07,228 But the plan was sleepover at my house 371 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:08,252 No. IT'S FINE. 372 00:19:08,743 --> 00:19:09,985 Okay, bye. 373 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,443 Bye. 374 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,498 - Hey Matt. - Girl. 375 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:23,953 Have you ever been out of the country? 376 00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:29,324 When I was little, my dad had a job... 377 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:32,527 that took him to Brazil. I remember from the pictures. 378 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:35,094 It's my dream to go, oh I'm sorry. 379 00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:36,455 No, no, you go. 380 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:42,949 I've never been out of the country. It's my dream to go to Paris. 381 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:45,654 Paris. 382 00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:47,982 That's why I'm taking French. 383 00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,985 My mom said French wasn't useful. 384 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,104 It is, if you want to go to Paris. 385 00:20:02,023 --> 00:20:05,138 I still don't know how to use those rollers that you gave me. 386 00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:10,649 Oh, it's so easy, so it's after they heat up, you... 387 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:18,580 You take your hair and twist the hair like this and... 388 00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,728 Larry how long will this hold us.? 389 00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:35,602 I don't know. 390 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,006 Well, somebody's gotta know. Can the whole family go on Cobra, 391 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:43,795 even Miguel? What happens if someone gets in an accident? 392 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,012 Ah the severance package I think 393 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,477 it expires all at once, not within the calendar year... 394 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,210 Is she home? 395 00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:52,768 Maybe just leave it tonight... 396 00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:53,804 No, she knows better. 397 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,996 - She cannot sneak around like this... - Marion. 398 00:20:56,529 --> 00:20:58,396 Christine! You can't leave your room like this! 399 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,142 I didn't. 400 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,901 None of these things were put away right 401 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,692 They aren't nice, CHRISTINE! NOW! 402 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:04,395 - My name is Lady Bird. - Don't lie to me! 403 00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:07,019 This uniform, this gonna look like TRASH on Monday! 404 00:21:07,052 --> 00:21:10,522 This isn't right. We can't treat our clothes like this. 405 00:21:10,555 --> 00:21:12,394 I don't know what your wealthy friends do... 406 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:15,049 Why do you care what I do to my clothes? 407 00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,262 Your father does not have a job. 408 00:21:20,752 --> 00:21:22,315 He lost his job. 409 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,713 Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you? 410 00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:27,577 Of course he probably wouldn't anyway, he's Mr. Nice Guy. 411 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:28,702 And I always have to be the Bad Guy. 412 00:21:28,726 --> 00:21:30,782 - Can we please talk about this tomorrow? - You can't look like a rag 413 00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:32,406 because that makes us look like rags. 414 00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:33,332 And you want to know the truth? 415 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,651 Here is the truth: some of your friends' fathers... 416 00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,751 could employ your father and they are not gonna do it... 417 00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:40,085 if it looks like his family is trash. 418 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,514 You understand? 419 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:52,771 Didn't you ever go to sleep without putting all your clothes away perfectly? 420 00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:56,941 Like even once? And don't you wish your Mom hadn't gotten angry? 421 00:21:59,135 --> 00:22:01,408 My mother was an abusive alcoholic. 422 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:09,902 So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges? 423 00:22:09,935 --> 00:22:14,487 No way. Sorry, but yes, no way. 424 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,560 Then you'll be applying to UCs and State schools? 425 00:22:17,593 --> 00:22:20,396 Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools. 426 00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:23,907 Like Yale, but not Yale because I probably couldn't get in. 427 00:22:27,696 --> 00:22:29,685 You definitely couldn't get in. 428 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:32,414 Part of my job is to help you be realistic. 429 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:34,417 Yeah. That seems like everyone's job. 430 00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:37,622 Your SAT scores are strangely very good. 431 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:40,302 I had placed some calls to local alumni... 432 00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:41,735 of the schools you're interested in, 433 00:22:41,901 --> 00:22:44,714 but unfortunately all the interviews are taken. 434 00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:46,518 So... What does that mean? 435 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:50,192 It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper. 436 00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:01,434 All right, stop, stop, stop. 437 00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:13,141 Shouldn't we go home? 438 00:23:13,637 --> 00:23:18,057 My Mom is always mad. It doesn't matter if I get home late 439 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:19,549 she'd be mad at me anyway. 440 00:23:19,582 --> 00:23:21,174 Your Mom is hard on you. 441 00:23:21,207 --> 00:23:23,292 Yeah but, she loves me a lot. 442 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,572 Pick a star for us. 443 00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:35,269 That one, right there right next to the bright one and then the dim one, you see it? 444 00:23:35,746 --> 00:23:36,996 Yeah. 445 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,114 That is our star. 446 00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:48,057 You know you can touch my boobs, right? 447 00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:52,317 I know... It's just... I respect you too much for that. 448 00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:59,268 Oh, cool, awesome. I totally get that. Thank you. 449 00:23:59,301 --> 00:24:00,140 You're welcome. 450 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:02,733 If you had boobs, I would not touch them either. 451 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:09,070 I respect you so much because... I love you. 452 00:24:09,893 --> 00:24:11,547 I love you too. 453 00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:19,371 Let's name our star, Claude. 454 00:24:19,404 --> 00:24:21,364 That's pretentious, don't you think? 455 00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:22,589 It's French. 456 00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:24,652 What should we name it? 457 00:24:25,851 --> 00:24:27,088 Bruce. 458 00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:32,873 - I love you! - I love you! 459 00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:36,993 Bruce... 460 00:24:39,348 --> 00:24:41,357 It's normal to not touch a penis. 461 00:24:42,319 --> 00:24:43,319 I have to go to class. 462 00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:45,002 But I have free period! 463 00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:45,863 I need to pass history! 464 00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:48,319 I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. 465 00:24:48,343 --> 00:24:49,107 I'm gonna go. 466 00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:51,567 NO! I HATE BEING ALONE! 467 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,424 Bye, love you. 468 00:25:28,306 --> 00:25:31,305 Did Danny say whether his grandmother has a formal Thanksgiving? 469 00:25:31,638 --> 00:25:33,561 I don't know, there are a lot of kids, 470 00:25:33,594 --> 00:25:35,221 but she lives in the fab forties... 471 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,918 Oh well. Your dad and I went once to a dinner in that neighborhood. 472 00:25:37,951 --> 00:25:40,457 The CEO of ISC, that was pretty formal. 473 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,174 You're not going to a funeral. 474 00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:45,197 Well, I don't know! 475 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:47,199 What says rich people Thanksgiving? 476 00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:49,232 I think it's such a shame that you're spending 477 00:25:49,296 --> 00:25:50,784 your last Thanksgiving with a family... 478 00:25:50,808 --> 00:25:52,228 you've never met instead of us, 479 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,764 but I guess you want it that way 480 00:25:56,009 --> 00:25:56,742 Are you tired? 481 00:25:56,775 --> 00:25:57,775 No. 482 00:25:57,971 --> 00:25:59,221 Hey, Marion! 483 00:25:59,254 --> 00:26:01,288 Hello, Joyce! How's the baby? 484 00:26:01,321 --> 00:26:02,912 - He's crawling! - No! 485 00:26:02,945 --> 00:26:04,184 I want to see a picture at checkout! 486 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,321 - Okay. - Okay. 487 00:26:06,089 --> 00:26:07,340 If you're tired we can sit down. 488 00:26:07,364 --> 00:26:08,069 I am not tired! 489 00:26:08,102 --> 00:26:10,902 Oh okay, I just that I couldn't tell because you're dragging your feet. 490 00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:13,348 Well, I just couldn't tell. 491 00:26:13,983 --> 00:26:15,688 Why didn't you just say Pick up your feet? 492 00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:16,605 I didn't know if you were tired. 493 00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:17,565 You were being passive aggressive! 494 00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:19,610 - No. I wasn't. - You're so INFURIATING. 495 00:26:19,643 --> 00:26:21,683 - Please stop yelling. - I am not yelling. 496 00:26:22,295 --> 00:26:24,514 - Oh it's perfect. - Don't you love it. 497 00:26:45,506 --> 00:26:49,241 So because my grade book has disappeared, 498 00:26:50,162 --> 00:26:50,962 here's what we're gonna do... 499 00:26:51,162 --> 00:26:53,295 I am going to count on you to reconstruct it. 500 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,329 I know you all know your grades better than anybody. 501 00:26:55,353 --> 00:26:57,985 I have a general idea, but this is all about... 502 00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,550 the honor code right now. 503 00:27:00,231 --> 00:27:02,090 I, A- 504 00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:04,110 I'm pretty sure it was an A. 505 00:27:04,543 --> 00:27:06,212 Um, I'm not but okay. 506 00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:09,288 It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 507 00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:12,492 You're welcome. No, thank you. 508 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,443 Hey, I think B. 509 00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:21,962 I thought it was more like B-maybe even C+ territory. 510 00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:24,188 No, because I did really well on the last quiz... 511 00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:26,601 I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. 512 00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:28,318 It brought my average up to a B. 513 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,216 Okay, B it is. It's your honor. 514 00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:38,334 LADY BIRD! YOUR LOVER AWAITS! 515 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:42,819 Hello, Danny! The famous Danny! 516 00:27:43,019 --> 00:27:45,826 Aren't you adorable! 517 00:27:45,859 --> 00:27:48,016 - Larry, is not he adorable? - He's adorable. 518 00:27:48,049 --> 00:27:50,937 And you're driving her and everything, Wow! 519 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,458 Yeah, well. Thank you for letting Lady Bird come to... 520 00:27:53,491 --> 00:27:55,544 my Grandmother's Thanksgiving, Mrs. McPherson. 521 00:27:55,568 --> 00:27:57,657 No more politeness, call me Marion! 522 00:27:58,255 --> 00:27:59,931 Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson. 523 00:27:59,964 --> 00:28:02,643 Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson. 524 00:28:02,776 --> 00:28:05,904 Larry! Sit down Danny, can I get you something to drink? 525 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:06,845 Oh no, I'm fine 526 00:28:06,878 --> 00:28:08,830 Hi, I'm Miguel. The brother. 527 00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,937 I think Lady Bird wants to make an entrance. 528 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,170 She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase. 529 00:28:14,463 --> 00:28:15,494 Shelly. 530 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:16,627 What? 531 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,676 Is my name. 532 00:28:17,775 --> 00:28:19,666 - Oh hi. - Hi. 533 00:28:21,298 --> 00:28:24,409 It's funny, on my way here, I went over the train tracks... 534 00:28:24,442 --> 00:28:25,349 You took H street? 535 00:28:25,382 --> 00:28:27,450 Right, and so Lady Bird always says... 536 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,314 that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, 537 00:28:29,401 --> 00:28:31,401 but I always thought that it was, like, a metaphor. 538 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,934 But there are actual train tracks. 539 00:28:36,552 --> 00:28:38,578 Hi, you look amazing! 540 00:28:38,611 --> 00:28:40,121 What in the hell is in that duffel bag? 541 00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,764 Don't worry about it, Jeez! 542 00:28:41,797 --> 00:28:43,698 My grandmother will love that dress. 543 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:45,630 Oh, okay. 544 00:28:53,927 --> 00:28:58,248 - Wait, this is your grandma's house? - Yeah. 545 00:28:58,581 --> 00:28:59,875 Oh my god! 546 00:28:59,909 --> 00:29:01,948 Oh Danny, you're late. 547 00:29:03,317 --> 00:29:05,232 Thank you very much for having us. 548 00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:06,722 This is Lady Bird. 549 00:29:06,755 --> 00:29:07,017 Hi. 550 00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:09,528 Hi honey, been anxious to meet you. 551 00:29:09,861 --> 00:29:12,832 Your house is my favorite in all East Sacramento. 552 00:29:12,866 --> 00:29:13,892 Thank you. 553 00:29:14,272 --> 00:29:15,801 Oh my God. 554 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:17,432 Is this... A joke? 555 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,088 No. 556 00:29:19,568 --> 00:29:20,869 Pull these out. 557 00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,074 Almost done. Do you like it? 558 00:29:24,107 --> 00:29:25,833 Lovely, I love it. 559 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:28,202 Would you mind doing the whole table for me? 560 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:29,292 Okay. 561 00:29:33,114 --> 00:29:35,786 * Waking up the countryside * 562 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:37,276 How do you know when it's working? 563 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,831 - You will know. - It's not working. 564 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:40,879 - It's not? - No. 565 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:42,262 My sister said this was premium. 566 00:29:42,286 --> 00:29:45,173 - I'm working. - I'm working too. 567 00:29:45,406 --> 00:29:46,601 Nope. 568 00:29:47,632 --> 00:29:49,743 I can't feel my arms. 569 00:29:49,776 --> 00:29:51,760 You're working. 570 00:29:56,857 --> 00:30:00,034 If Danny and I get married and then his Grandma died, 571 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,892 I'd inherit the Dream House. 572 00:30:02,311 --> 00:30:03,756 Wouldn't his parent's get it? 573 00:30:04,189 --> 00:30:06,049 Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. 574 00:30:06,082 --> 00:30:08,316 And we'd have to kill his older brothers, too. 575 00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:31,419 Where is Mr. Bruno's wife? 576 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,316 No. 577 00:30:51,388 --> 00:30:52,740 How's it going? 578 00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:57,916 Mom, we can't really talk right now. 579 00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:05,378 Well, Happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. 580 00:31:09,584 --> 00:31:10,633 Bye. 581 00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:13,191 - Bye Birdy. - Bye Shelly. 582 00:31:16,998 --> 00:31:21,123 Why does that cigarette look so weird? Like not like a cigarette? 583 00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:24,448 It's a clove. 584 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,895 Lick your lips, that's why they are sweet. 585 00:31:40,390 --> 00:31:41,824 Your Mom was really sad you weren't... 586 00:31:41,848 --> 00:31:43,768 here tonight for Thanksgiving. 587 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:47,030 Yeah well, she hates me. 588 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:51,413 She has a big heart, your Mom. 589 00:31:52,513 --> 00:31:54,277 She took me in after... 590 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:57,565 my parents freaked out about, whatever... 591 00:31:57,598 --> 00:31:59,332 Premarital sex. 592 00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:04,272 I admire her. 593 00:32:20,528 --> 00:32:23,404 SAINT IGNATIUS OF LOYOLA. Pray for us. 594 00:32:23,437 --> 00:32:26,625 LIVE JESUS IN OUR HEARTS... Forever. 595 00:32:50,558 --> 00:32:55,684 * It started out like a song * 596 00:33:08,399 --> 00:33:10,640 There she is! Jules, 597 00:33:10,673 --> 00:33:12,467 Wow! You were so good. I couldn't believe that. 598 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,092 Thank you. 599 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,050 This is my wife, Becky. 600 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:17,082 Becky this is Jules, she's one of my brightest students. 601 00:33:17,315 --> 00:33:18,412 So nice to meet you. 602 00:33:18,445 --> 00:33:19,356 Nice to meet you, too. 603 00:33:19,389 --> 00:33:19,954 How we doing? 604 00:33:20,187 --> 00:33:21,237 Yes, I'm a little tired. 605 00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:22,996 Okay, I gotta get her home, 606 00:33:23,029 --> 00:33:25,459 we've got the little one, but that was pretty great Jules. 607 00:33:25,493 --> 00:33:26,597 Thank you. 608 00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:28,996 Congratulations. 609 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,263 They didn't understand it. 610 00:33:51,153 --> 00:33:52,350 Yay! 611 00:33:52,383 --> 00:33:54,405 No, no! 612 00:33:56,581 --> 00:33:59,709 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU ALL WILL BE? I DRANK SO MUCH SODA! 613 00:33:59,848 --> 00:34:00,398 Fuck you! 614 00:34:00,431 --> 00:34:01,557 I just got my period! 615 00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:02,309 Goddamn it! 616 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:03,299 Where are you going? 617 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,334 There's never a line in the men's room! 618 00:34:12,948 --> 00:34:14,136 Oh my God! 619 00:34:57,226 --> 00:34:58,734 They're really nice socks. 620 00:34:59,548 --> 00:35:03,302 They're expensive, actually. They wick moisture away from your feet. 621 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,362 My feet always have moisture. 622 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,078 Mom, I love them. 623 00:35:07,111 --> 00:35:08,737 I'm sorry it's Small Christmas. 624 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:12,374 We wanted to, it's just a little small this year. 625 00:35:12,408 --> 00:35:13,594 These are nice. 626 00:35:18,655 --> 00:35:19,797 Look. 627 00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:22,768 - Okay. - That's great. 628 00:35:23,954 --> 00:35:25,580 It makes me laugh. 629 00:35:34,014 --> 00:35:35,449 Dad? Come in. 630 00:35:38,809 --> 00:35:40,054 How did you know it was me? 631 00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:41,378 Mom doesn't knock 632 00:35:42,661 --> 00:35:43,953 No, she doesn't. 633 00:35:46,862 --> 00:35:50,388 Here they are, your completed financial aid applications. 634 00:35:50,656 --> 00:35:52,990 - Thank you... - Merry Christmas. 635 00:35:53,123 --> 00:35:54,731 Thank you! 636 00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:56,946 Do you need money for the applications? 637 00:35:56,979 --> 00:35:58,111 Because I can help with that, too, I just need... 638 00:35:58,135 --> 00:36:01,164 no, no, I've got that, summer jobs covered it. 639 00:36:01,497 --> 00:36:02,703 This is why we have 640 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,187 Computer shut-off time. This is our room. 641 00:36:04,211 --> 00:36:05,729 Okay, okay, just can you drive me to the 642 00:36:05,753 --> 00:36:07,903 post office on J? It should still be open. 643 00:36:07,927 --> 00:36:12,947 3, 2, 1... Happy New Year! 644 00:36:12,981 --> 00:36:14,794 Happy New Year. 645 00:36:15,655 --> 00:36:17,185 Happy New Year! 646 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:45,922 Hey! I like your band with Jonah Ruiz, L'enfance Nue? 647 00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:47,228 L'enfance Nue. 648 00:36:50,171 --> 00:36:54,314 Well, I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. 649 00:36:54,766 --> 00:36:56,141 It's weird you shake hands. 650 00:36:56,165 --> 00:36:57,165 Yeah. 651 00:37:00,246 --> 00:37:02,865 I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about... 652 00:37:02,898 --> 00:37:05,839 how great your band is so I wanted to check it out. 653 00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:07,889 - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. 654 00:37:08,422 --> 00:37:10,582 Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something. 655 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,985 Sure, see you at the Deuce. 656 00:37:13,326 --> 00:37:14,326 Hey! 657 00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:15,912 I'm not paying you to flirt! 658 00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:17,568 I wasn't flirting. 659 00:37:17,901 --> 00:37:19,535 I wish you had been. 660 00:37:31,627 --> 00:37:33,897 A reading of the book of Genesis. 661 00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:37,068 The Lord took Abraham outside and said... 662 00:37:37,101 --> 00:37:40,130 Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can. 663 00:37:40,163 --> 00:37:41,520 Just so, He added... 664 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,487 shall your descendents be. 665 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,470 Abraham put his faith in the Lord. 666 00:37:45,669 --> 00:37:47,820 Who credited to him as an act of righteousness. 667 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:49,970 Our father who art in Heaven. 668 00:37:50,003 --> 00:37:51,566 Hallowed be thy name. 669 00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:53,035 Thy kingdom come, 670 00:37:53,068 --> 00:37:55,332 Thy will be done, on earth as in heaven. 671 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:56,852 Give us this day our daily bread. 672 00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:58,851 The first time we did it was at his... 673 00:37:58,884 --> 00:38:02,543 lake house last summer. It was so funny... 674 00:38:03,894 --> 00:38:07,025 From Uncle Matt. I think he and my Mom are fighting, 675 00:38:07,058 --> 00:38:08,794 So enjoy the lunches while you can. 676 00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:11,313 Oh, no thanks, I'm trying to lose weight. 677 00:38:11,646 --> 00:38:12,552 Really? 678 00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:16,083 Yeah, sex is not a big deal, it's just my mom called during it! 679 00:38:16,116 --> 00:38:19,251 It was on my cell phone, the one she got me for emergencies. 680 00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:20,284 Did you pick up? 681 00:38:20,418 --> 00:38:23,604 Yeah, I was like, "um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." 682 00:38:26,153 --> 00:38:27,958 What was the emergency? 683 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,558 What? 684 00:38:29,591 --> 00:38:31,426 What was the emergency? 685 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:33,491 Oh, my great aunt died. I am so sorry. 686 00:38:33,515 --> 00:38:35,734 She kind of did it to herself. 687 00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:37,655 Yeah, I don't know why do that if you're already so old. 688 00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,783 Ladies, the skirts? 689 00:38:43,331 --> 00:38:46,034 I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. 690 00:38:46,067 --> 00:38:47,527 No more short skirts! 691 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:53,151 Sarah-Joan is all up in my jock. 692 00:38:54,216 --> 00:38:55,443 She's a cunt. 693 00:38:55,476 --> 00:38:57,010 Birdy you like her. 694 00:38:57,143 --> 00:38:59,662 Yeah, but, she's a cunt. 695 00:38:59,995 --> 00:39:03,209 I have an idea of how to get Sarah-Joan back. 696 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,642 How? 697 00:39:04,669 --> 00:39:06,726 You will see. This afternoon? 698 00:39:06,759 --> 00:39:08,846 No, we have auditions this afternoon. 699 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:11,325 Right, I mean... 700 00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:13,926 I don't think I want to do the play. 701 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:15,803 Meet me in the teacher's parking lot at 3. 702 00:39:15,827 --> 00:39:17,668 I'll have the materials. 703 00:39:17,867 --> 00:39:19,049 Agree. 704 00:39:19,082 --> 00:39:20,717 Wait what was your name? 705 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,527 Lady Bird. 706 00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:24,695 - Weird. - Ladies! 707 00:39:24,728 --> 00:39:27,164 We have a decision to make: prom themes! 708 00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:28,957 The top options so far... 709 00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:33,754 Cities of the World, Eternal Flame, and Movies! 710 00:39:35,152 --> 00:39:36,544 Where is Father Leviatch? 711 00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:38,719 Alright let's have everyone take a knee. 712 00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:39,864 What? 713 00:39:39,997 --> 00:39:41,383 Cozy sit. 714 00:39:43,221 --> 00:39:45,285 Now, I know that you all miss Father Leviatch, 715 00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:48,674 I'm telling you that, the brothers do too, but I am going to... 716 00:39:48,707 --> 00:39:50,436 give this thing my very best shot. 717 00:39:51,402 --> 00:39:53,421 Usually I'm the J.V. football coach 718 00:39:53,503 --> 00:39:57,880 but from what I can tell a play is a play... 719 00:39:57,913 --> 00:39:58,913 Where is Lady Bird? 720 00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:00,351 She's with her new best friend. 721 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,953 She thinks she's too cool for theater. 722 00:40:01,977 --> 00:40:03,764 Now if you can pull out your scripts. 723 00:40:03,797 --> 00:40:06,273 I've assigned a number to each of your roles. 724 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:08,886 And I'm going to put the blocking up here on this board, 725 00:40:09,019 --> 00:40:12,836 and if you guys can transcribe that back into your playbooks, that'd be great. 726 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,266 Who is playing what part? 727 00:40:14,299 --> 00:40:17,089 I had Miss Patty here assign roles and she knows you all. 728 00:40:17,122 --> 00:40:18,908 So... Call 'em out Miss Patty! 729 00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:21,334 Okay. Uh, Prosper, Danny. 730 00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,690 Danny nice, that's role 1. 731 00:40:23,723 --> 00:40:25,939 JUST MARRIED TO JESUS. 732 00:40:25,972 --> 00:40:27,564 Wait, where do you live? 733 00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:31,582 The 40s. 734 00:40:31,915 --> 00:40:35,223 That's where our starter house was! Which street? 735 00:40:35,656 --> 00:40:40,236 Um, 44th it's, it's the three story blue one with the white shutters 736 00:40:40,269 --> 00:40:42,071 and the American flag in the front. 737 00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:45,077 Yeah, I know that one! Do you wanna go over there right now and eat? 738 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,815 I live in Granite Bay otherwise I'd say lets go there. 739 00:40:47,948 --> 00:40:51,583 Actually, I was thinking maybe we should go to the Deuce? 740 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,141 I was talking to Kyle about it and he was like 741 00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:56,687 whatever it's lame but maybe I'll see you there.� 742 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:58,272 How do you know Kyle? 743 00:40:58,605 --> 00:41:00,310 My Mom made me get a job at... 744 00:41:00,343 --> 00:41:02,947 New Helvetia to learn like responsibility. 745 00:41:05,598 --> 00:41:07,327 Anyway we hang out there. 746 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:10,868 Yeah, Kyle's awesome. let's Deuce it up. 747 00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:14,683 Okay guys, now look... Role 1, right. 748 00:41:14,716 --> 00:41:16,848 You're going to run kind of a skinny pose right up front. 749 00:41:16,872 --> 00:41:18,873 I want you to look straight at the audience, okay? 750 00:41:18,897 --> 00:41:21,731 Don't be looking around and blabbing anybody if they walk by. 751 00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:24,114 8, 9, and 10, you coming in hard right here. 752 00:41:24,147 --> 00:41:25,426 Because these guys are gonna love it. 753 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,602 Don't talk much yourself. 754 00:41:26,635 --> 00:41:29,459 Now, coming in slow... We're singing. 755 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,050 This is singing. 756 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,405 The white lines are singing. 757 00:41:32,438 --> 00:41:34,303 We are singing. We are singing. 758 00:41:34,502 --> 00:41:36,515 Danny's not singing here. He's all alone. 759 00:41:36,548 --> 00:41:39,169 Singing 8, 9 and 10... You come in hard! 760 00:41:39,202 --> 00:41:40,774 You come in hard! 761 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:46,426 - This is the Deuce? - Yeah. 762 00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:49,405 - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. 763 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:53,955 We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot. 764 00:41:53,988 --> 00:41:56,531 Hey Kyle! Lady Bird and I just decorated... 765 00:41:56,564 --> 00:41:59,544 the nun-mobile like just married to Jesus! 766 00:41:59,577 --> 00:42:00,706 That's hella tight. 767 00:42:14,024 --> 00:42:17,296 What you do is very baller, very anarchist. 768 00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:18,542 Yeah, fuck 'em. 769 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,774 Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. 770 00:42:20,798 --> 00:42:23,548 Well, I hope not, because I'd fucking kill your family. 771 00:42:26,141 --> 00:42:26,911 What? 772 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:30,045 Sorry that was an exaggeration. 773 00:42:30,078 --> 00:42:32,453 It's okay. My Dad has cancer. 774 00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:35,149 So, I guess God is doing that for us. 775 00:42:35,226 --> 00:42:39,066 Oh... I'm sorry. 776 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,027 You work at New Helvetia, right? 777 00:42:41,127 --> 00:42:42,245 Right. 778 00:42:42,578 --> 00:42:46,064 Can I get your number? We were looking to set up some more gigs down there... 779 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:47,176 Definitely. 780 00:42:50,328 --> 00:42:52,669 It's my parents' number. 781 00:42:52,902 --> 00:42:54,928 - You don't have a cell phone? - Nah.. 782 00:42:54,961 --> 00:42:57,780 Good girl. The government didn't have to put tracking devices on us, 783 00:42:57,813 --> 00:42:59,533 we bought them and put them on ourselves. 784 00:42:59,714 --> 00:43:01,419 I don't own a tracking device. 785 00:43:01,452 --> 00:43:04,878 No the cell phones. See? 786 00:43:05,863 --> 00:43:09,961 Yeah. I know. I mean you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. 787 00:43:09,994 --> 00:43:12,537 And then it'll be a matter of time before. 788 00:43:12,994 --> 00:43:14,283 Before what? 789 00:43:14,316 --> 00:43:16,273 Before they put them in our brains. 790 00:43:52,274 --> 00:43:53,927 What do you want of me? 791 00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:56,882 Yes? 792 00:43:57,061 --> 00:44:00,366 My grandmother wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. 793 00:44:00,837 --> 00:44:02,667 Yeah, well, I could not have gone anyway... 794 00:44:02,691 --> 00:44:04,767 my Mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. 795 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:07,298 Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. 796 00:44:07,331 --> 00:44:12,485 She's not crazy, she's just, you know, she has a big heart. She's very warm. 797 00:44:12,518 --> 00:44:13,546 I don't find your mother warm. 798 00:44:13,570 --> 00:44:14,206 You don't? 799 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,945 Well no, she's warm, yeah, but she's also kind of scary. 800 00:44:16,978 --> 00:44:18,695 You can't be scary and warm. 801 00:44:18,728 --> 00:44:19,961 I think you can, your Mom is. 802 00:44:19,985 --> 00:44:21,127 YOU'RE GAY! 803 00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:26,511 Fuck me. Can you not tell anyone, please? 804 00:44:26,744 --> 00:44:32,409 I'm so sorry about everything. I'm so ashamed of all of it. 805 00:44:32,642 --> 00:44:36,821 It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time to... 806 00:44:36,854 --> 00:44:39,951 figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad. 807 00:44:39,984 --> 00:44:41,416 Don't worry, 808 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,515 I won't tell. 809 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,033 It's okay. 810 00:45:02,668 --> 00:45:03,803 It's okay... 811 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,507 And do you have a support system? 812 00:45:10,198 --> 00:45:11,807 What do you mean? 813 00:45:13,767 --> 00:45:16,833 Who do you turn to when you feel this way? 814 00:45:19,830 --> 00:45:24,277 No one, I guess. I'm sorry. 815 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:28,209 No, no, don't be sorry. There's no wrong answer. 816 00:45:30,137 --> 00:45:32,030 Please, don't tell your daughter. 817 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:35,126 No, of course not. Of course not. 818 00:45:39,288 --> 00:45:47,288 Remember that you are dust and to dust you shall return... 819 00:45:48,544 --> 00:45:55,385 Remember that you are dust and to dust you shall return... 820 00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:56,935 It's a new system, you just... 821 00:45:56,959 --> 00:45:59,442 enter your social security number and... 822 00:46:04,713 --> 00:46:05,298 Davis? 823 00:46:05,331 --> 00:46:07,291 Davis is good. Maybe you should have looked at it. 824 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:10,498 It's only half an hour away! Less if you're driving fast! 825 00:46:10,522 --> 00:46:11,780 I went to graduate school there. 826 00:46:11,804 --> 00:46:13,089 Lots of smart people go to Davis. 827 00:46:13,113 --> 00:46:15,887 I thought Berkeley had to accept me. You and Miguel went there. 828 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,726 I am a legacy. 829 00:46:16,759 --> 00:46:18,481 Eh, not if we don't give money. 830 00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:19,540 And you get bad grades. 831 00:46:19,564 --> 00:46:20,694 Oh what do you know about it? 832 00:46:20,718 --> 00:46:21,718 - Meaning? - Nothing. 833 00:46:21,857 --> 00:46:23,825 - No, What are you implying? - Nothing. 834 00:46:23,858 --> 00:46:25,083 YOU FUCKING RACIST. 835 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,622 I didn't say anything. 836 00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:28,126 I DIDN'T PUT DOWN MY RACE! 837 00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:31,772 Oh yeah, I'm sure they had no idea, MIGUEL! 838 00:46:32,003 --> 00:46:33,681 You are actually fucking evil. 839 00:46:35,204 --> 00:46:36,250 What is wrong with you? 840 00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:37,278 Go... Go to your room. 841 00:46:37,311 --> 00:46:38,121 I'm not FIVE! 842 00:46:38,154 --> 00:46:39,402 I didn't raise you like this. 843 00:46:39,435 --> 00:46:43,129 I don't have to go ANYWHERE! I'm not going to a fucking university... 844 00:46:43,162 --> 00:46:46,087 that's famous for it's fucking AGRICULTURAL SCHOOL 845 00:46:47,653 --> 00:46:49,449 And Miguel and Shelly, you will never get jobs! 846 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,232 With all that shit in your face! 847 00:47:06,445 --> 00:47:08,198 - Hey! - Hi! 848 00:47:09,587 --> 00:47:11,128 Help yourself to anything in the fridge. 849 00:47:11,152 --> 00:47:13,588 My parent's are upstairs but they don't care if you drink. 850 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:14,673 Okay, cool. 851 00:47:32,168 --> 00:47:33,554 I hate that shit. 852 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:35,688 But you smoke. 853 00:47:35,721 --> 00:47:39,218 That's called hand rolled cigarettes, never industrially produced... 854 00:47:39,251 --> 00:47:40,761 and never cloves. 855 00:47:40,794 --> 00:47:42,230 What's wrong with the Cloves? 856 00:47:42,263 --> 00:47:44,383 You can't inhale cloves. What's the point? 857 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:46,541 You're not supposed to. 858 00:47:46,574 --> 00:47:50,158 Well, Cloves were what I first smoked, when I was young 859 00:47:50,191 --> 00:47:52,901 so, you know, force of habit. 860 00:47:53,134 --> 00:47:54,667 It has fiber glass. 861 00:47:55,061 --> 00:47:56,522 - Really? - Yeah. 862 00:47:56,855 --> 00:47:58,602 Rolling your own is best. 863 00:47:58,635 --> 00:48:01,713 Also, like, I'm trying to, as much as is possible, 864 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:04,435 not participate in our economy. 865 00:48:04,468 --> 00:48:09,710 I don't like money. So, I am trying to live by bartering alone. 866 00:48:09,743 --> 00:48:12,100 But doesn't Catholic school cost money? 867 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:15,061 Yeah the diocese were not super into it. 868 00:48:15,394 --> 00:48:19,714 It mattered to my Dad that I go to Xavier, 869 00:48:19,747 --> 00:48:23,474 so just trying to make him happy. 870 00:48:36,836 --> 00:48:38,023 I don't want to have sex yet. 871 00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:39,934 I haven't had sex yet. With another person. 872 00:48:39,967 --> 00:48:40,564 No, me neither. 873 00:48:40,597 --> 00:48:41,597 - Really? - Yes. 874 00:48:48,161 --> 00:48:52,835 Oh my god! It's the tanning bed! Julie will love this! 875 00:48:53,268 --> 00:48:54,604 Who's Julie? 876 00:49:16,062 --> 00:49:18,189 Lady Bird! You can't lock the door over here, 877 00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:19,198 We have one bathroom! 878 00:49:19,231 --> 00:49:20,551 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 879 00:49:20,701 --> 00:49:23,240 It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. 880 00:49:23,273 --> 00:49:24,765 Do you really need to use two towels? 881 00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,016 Ah... No, I guess no. 882 00:49:27,049 --> 00:49:28,816 If you need two towels you just have to say so 883 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,943 because this affects my whole day. 884 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,546 Because I have to do laundry before work, 885 00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:33,901 and I need to know if there are more towels that I need to wash. 886 00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:35,063 I just need one, sorry. 887 00:49:35,087 --> 00:49:38,827 OK, well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going. 888 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:52,439 When do you think is a normal time to have sex? 889 00:49:52,472 --> 00:49:54,415 - You're having sex? - No! 890 00:49:55,663 --> 00:49:58,547 Uh, college is good, I think college. 891 00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:02,434 And... Use protection. Like we talked about. 892 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:03,467 Okay. 893 00:50:12,521 --> 00:50:13,960 Is Dad depressed? 894 00:50:14,862 --> 00:50:16,339 Why do you ask that? 895 00:50:17,326 --> 00:50:19,818 The pills... they have Dad's name on them. 896 00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:23,962 Dad's been struggling with depression for years. 897 00:50:27,936 --> 00:50:29,257 I didn't know that. 898 00:50:29,836 --> 00:50:32,413 Money is not life's report card. 899 00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:35,075 He's depressed about money? 900 00:50:35,596 --> 00:50:39,229 Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. 901 00:50:39,262 --> 00:50:40,843 It just means that you're successful. 902 00:50:40,876 --> 00:50:42,570 Yeah, but then you're successful. 903 00:50:42,603 --> 00:50:44,548 But that doesn't mean that you're happy. 904 00:50:44,881 --> 00:50:46,660 But he is not happy. 905 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,396 I have to get out of Sacramento. 906 00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:03,672 Why? 907 00:51:03,805 --> 00:51:09,009 Because it's soul-killing. It's the mid-west of California. 908 00:51:10,992 --> 00:51:14,954 Isn't there a thing, like think globally, act locally.� 909 00:51:16,332 --> 00:51:19,687 I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. 910 00:51:24,219 --> 00:51:25,342 I love it here. 911 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,415 I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart. 912 00:51:28,024 --> 00:51:30,276 I want to be, you know, I want to be a mom. 913 00:51:30,709 --> 00:51:32,752 At least go to San Francisco. 914 00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:35,987 I don't like hills. 915 00:51:39,191 --> 00:51:40,717 Start simple with x. 916 00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:44,420 Plus 3, times x, plus 2. 917 00:51:45,706 --> 00:51:46,948 Julie! 918 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,645 Julie! 919 00:51:51,245 --> 00:51:52,860 Julie, hey! 920 00:51:53,104 --> 00:51:54,964 What do you want from Julie? 921 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:56,719 Darlene, can you excuse us? 922 00:51:56,743 --> 00:51:57,828 Darlene, stay. 923 00:51:58,246 --> 00:51:59,570 Why aren't you in Algebra II? 924 00:51:59,603 --> 00:52:00,996 - I switched sections. - Why? 925 00:52:01,029 --> 00:52:02,659 Are not Jenna and Kyle enough? 926 00:52:04,562 --> 00:52:06,018 I'm sorry that you're jealous. 927 00:52:06,051 --> 00:52:07,710 HA! Jenna is a moron, you know. 928 00:52:07,743 --> 00:52:09,408 She's not. She's in AP Calculus. 929 00:52:09,441 --> 00:52:10,832 She's a moron in a deeper sense. 930 00:52:10,856 --> 00:52:11,827 You don't even know her. 931 00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:13,617 Miss Patty assigned you a role, by the way. 932 00:52:13,641 --> 00:52:15,513 You just never showed up to claim it. 933 00:52:15,546 --> 00:52:16,308 What role? 934 00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:17,691 "The Tempest". 935 00:52:17,924 --> 00:52:20,245 There is no role of The Tempest.� 936 00:52:20,278 --> 00:52:22,234 It's the titular role! 937 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:25,215 No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate. 938 00:52:25,348 --> 00:52:27,721 You can't do anything unless you're 939 00:52:27,754 --> 00:52:29,214 the center of attention, can you? 940 00:52:29,247 --> 00:52:30,539 Yeah, well, you know your mom's tits? 941 00:52:30,563 --> 00:52:32,270 They're FAKE. TOTALLY FAKE. 942 00:52:32,303 --> 00:52:34,449 She made one bad decision at 19! 943 00:52:34,482 --> 00:52:35,895 Two bad decisions. 944 00:52:35,928 --> 00:52:39,627 And at fifteen, this girl was pregnant. 945 00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:43,133 She decided that she was going to get an abortion. 946 00:52:43,233 --> 00:52:46,390 It made sense. It was the right thing to do. 947 00:52:46,714 --> 00:52:48,826 Let me guess she didn't get it. 948 00:52:48,859 --> 00:52:53,188 And something deep inside of her said NO. 949 00:52:53,221 --> 00:52:53,837 Bingo. 950 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,713 Anyone want to guess who this woman is? 951 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,725 - The young lady right here. - You? 952 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:00,500 No, it was not me. 953 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,546 Your friend? 954 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:09,069 No, the girl in the story was... my mother. 955 00:53:11,019 --> 00:53:14,813 I am that baby that she decided not to abort. 956 00:53:15,246 --> 00:53:18,697 That could have been me, that could have been my fate. 957 00:53:18,730 --> 00:53:21,831 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it is morally wrong. 958 00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:22,998 What did you say, ma'am? 959 00:53:24,828 --> 00:53:26,896 - Nothing. - Please, share. 960 00:53:28,162 --> 00:53:31,792 I said just because something looks ugly 961 00:53:31,825 --> 00:53:34,145 doesn't mean that it is morally wrong.� 962 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:36,565 You think dead children aren't morally wrong? 963 00:53:36,598 --> 00:53:37,354 No... 964 00:53:37,387 --> 00:53:42,494 I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina 965 00:53:42,527 --> 00:53:46,083 while I was on my period it would be disturbing but it doesn't make it wrong. 966 00:53:46,116 --> 00:53:46,974 Excuse me? 967 00:53:47,107 --> 00:53:49,770 Listen, if your mother had had the abortion, 968 00:53:49,803 --> 00:53:52,551 we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. 969 00:53:57,770 --> 00:54:00,373 Suspended! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? 970 00:54:00,406 --> 00:54:03,160 Everything we do is for you. Everything. 971 00:54:03,193 --> 00:54:06,022 You think I like driving that car around. Do you? 972 00:54:06,122 --> 00:54:06,694 No. 973 00:54:06,728 --> 00:54:09,126 You think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? 974 00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:09,870 No. 975 00:54:09,904 --> 00:54:12,440 You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody... 976 00:54:12,464 --> 00:54:14,831 knifed in front of him at the public school, 977 00:54:14,864 --> 00:54:15,633 is that what you want? 978 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,242 LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?! 979 00:54:17,266 --> 00:54:17,869 Nothing. 980 00:54:17,902 --> 00:54:19,088 You think Dad and I don't know, 981 00:54:19,112 --> 00:54:21,022 how ashamed that you are of us? 982 00:54:21,055 --> 00:54:23,142 Your dad knows, your dad knows why you ask us... 983 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,319 to drop you off a block away from school every day. 984 00:54:25,343 --> 00:54:26,373 Dad I didn't mean to 985 00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:27,642 You make him feel horrible. 986 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:29,177 - HORRIBLE do you know that? - I am sorry. 987 00:54:29,201 --> 00:54:30,553 Marion you didn't have to bring that up. 988 00:54:30,577 --> 00:54:32,217 No, Larry, you can't just be the nice guy. 989 00:54:32,247 --> 00:54:34,723 She has to know, she has to know how you feel. 990 00:54:34,956 --> 00:54:37,659 Otherwise she's just gonna think that she can say anything at all... 991 00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:41,322 And nobody ever gets hurt. Wrong side of the tracks. 992 00:54:41,655 --> 00:54:43,766 I didn't mean it that way, it was a joke. 993 00:54:43,799 --> 00:54:45,824 Yeah, it's just a joke, Mom and Dad, they don't care.� 994 00:54:45,848 --> 00:54:48,121 We didn't think we'd be in this house for twenty-five years, 995 00:54:48,145 --> 00:54:49,916 we thought we'd move somewhere better. 996 00:54:49,949 --> 00:54:51,702 Whatever we give you, it's never enough. 997 00:54:51,726 --> 00:54:53,312 - It's never be enough. - It is enough. 998 00:54:53,336 --> 00:54:55,875 Do you have any idea what it cost to raise you? 999 00:54:55,908 --> 00:54:59,118 How much you're just THROWING away every day? 1000 00:54:59,795 --> 00:55:01,192 Give me a number. 1001 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:03,548 What? 1002 00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:11,383 GIVE ME A NUMBER! 1003 00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:13,584 I don't understand. 1004 00:55:13,617 --> 00:55:16,724 You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me, 1005 00:55:16,757 --> 00:55:19,618 and I'm going to get older and make a lot of money 1006 00:55:19,651 --> 00:55:21,241 and write you a check for what I owe you 1007 00:55:21,265 --> 00:55:23,631 so that I never have to speak to you again. 1008 00:55:24,843 --> 00:55:27,058 I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job... 1009 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,891 good enough to do that. 1010 00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:37,775 The attack on Baghdad last night. It was absolutely incredible. 1011 00:55:41,013 --> 00:55:41,685 Hello? 1012 00:55:41,718 --> 00:55:43,158 Hey, it's me! Jenna. 1013 00:55:43,391 --> 00:55:45,841 Hey, are you calling me from school? 1014 00:55:45,874 --> 00:55:47,921 No, we got out early because all the Irish girls, 1015 00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:49,526 got totally sloshed by noon... 1016 00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:51,547 Oh, right, happy Saint Patrick's Day! 1017 00:55:51,630 --> 00:55:53,405 Yeah, I guess they'd been stock-piling... 1018 00:55:53,438 --> 00:55:55,369 Mini liquor bottles in the tampon machines. 1019 00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:59,073 Now they're all throwing up. Everyone else got out early. 1020 00:55:59,662 --> 00:56:01,648 So GUESS where I am? 1021 00:56:01,681 --> 00:56:03,082 I don't know, where? 1022 00:56:03,415 --> 00:56:05,677 Ding, dong, I'm outside! 1023 00:56:05,776 --> 00:56:06,677 What? 1024 00:56:06,777 --> 00:56:08,315 I'm standing outside. 1025 00:56:09,516 --> 00:56:11,718 NO JUST LEAVE! LEAVE 1026 00:56:12,254 --> 00:56:13,424 Leave. 1027 00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:15,208 Fuck! 1028 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:17,314 - Hello... - Hi. 1029 00:56:25,122 --> 00:56:26,810 So this is your house? 1030 00:56:28,088 --> 00:56:29,266 Yeah. 1031 00:56:29,816 --> 00:56:32,481 The woman in the other house was totally freaked out. 1032 00:56:32,614 --> 00:56:36,249 That's my friend's grandma. That's her house. 1033 00:56:38,156 --> 00:56:40,316 Why did you say it was your house? 1034 00:56:43,146 --> 00:56:45,302 I wished I lived in that house. 1035 00:56:46,425 --> 00:56:50,189 I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that. 1036 00:56:50,222 --> 00:56:51,974 I didn't lie. 1037 00:56:52,007 --> 00:56:53,648 You lied, you're a liar. 1038 00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:55,809 I hate dishonesty. 1039 00:56:56,108 --> 00:56:57,508 I'm sorry. 1040 00:57:01,697 --> 00:57:03,749 Apology accepted, I guess. 1041 00:57:06,101 --> 00:57:07,748 Are we still friends? 1042 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:11,211 I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah. 1043 00:57:11,244 --> 00:57:12,791 I guess I'll see you around. 1044 00:57:31,633 --> 00:57:33,243 I'm ready. 1045 00:57:34,385 --> 00:57:35,572 What? 1046 00:57:35,605 --> 00:57:38,435 I'm ready... To have sex. 1047 00:57:39,634 --> 00:57:40,909 Okay, 1048 00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:42,769 Great. 1049 00:57:51,404 --> 00:57:53,719 You're so dextrous with that. 1050 00:58:07,761 --> 00:58:09,783 - You're okay? - Yeah. 1051 00:58:32,534 --> 00:58:35,062 Are you...? Are you done? 1052 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,960 Yeah. Yes. 1053 00:58:38,491 --> 00:58:40,381 Sorry, I was confused. 1054 00:58:41,323 --> 00:58:45,258 - You have some sort of like blood! - What? What? 1055 00:58:46,005 --> 00:58:51,154 - Oh, shit, I get nose bleeds. I'm sorry. - Here. 1056 00:58:51,187 --> 00:58:53,071 Thanks. I am so sorry. 1057 00:58:54,275 --> 00:58:55,860 No, I'm good. 1058 00:58:56,193 --> 00:58:59,142 Remember when tie-dye was an activity. 1059 00:58:59,175 --> 00:59:02,427 I didn't make that shirt, my parents got it for me at Sea Ranch, 1060 00:59:03,094 --> 00:59:05,638 you can read Sea Ranch if you look close. 1061 00:59:08,557 --> 00:59:10,702 Cut to ten years later.� 1062 00:59:11,928 --> 00:59:13,029 What? 1063 00:59:13,661 --> 00:59:16,315 Like how ten years ago you were in first grade... 1064 00:59:16,348 --> 00:59:18,239 and now we... cut to...! 1065 00:59:19,566 --> 00:59:22,226 What does cut to mean to you? 1066 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:25,441 Or like you know "little did he know..." 1067 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:26,930 Nothing you're saying is makes any sense. 1068 00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:28,826 How we're not virgins now! 1069 00:59:28,859 --> 00:59:31,991 We deflowered each other. We have each other's flowers. 1070 00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:43,134 Sorry, I'm just happy. 1071 00:59:48,034 --> 00:59:50,412 I didn't lose my virginity to you. 1072 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:55,682 Wait. What? 1073 00:59:56,725 --> 00:59:59,068 I lost my virginity to Cassie Duval. 1074 01:00:00,554 --> 01:00:01,595 Excuse me? 1075 01:00:01,628 --> 01:00:02,888 You said you were a virgin. 1076 01:00:02,921 --> 01:00:06,319 No I didn't. Because I'm not. And I haven't lied in two years. 1077 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:07,774 Oh, Jesus! 1078 01:00:09,547 --> 01:00:12,426 Yeah, I've probably slept with, like, six people? 1079 01:00:15,163 --> 01:00:17,554 You don't even know if it's six people? 1080 01:00:18,205 --> 01:00:19,238 I don't keep a list. 1081 01:00:19,438 --> 01:00:22,072 Why wouldn't you keep a list. We're in high school? 1082 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:24,055 Why are you getting so moody? 1083 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:26,102 You did say you were a virgin. 1084 01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:29,532 I think you might have made an assumption. 1085 01:00:31,099 --> 01:00:33,548 I just had a whole experience that was wrong. 1086 01:00:33,581 --> 01:00:34,815 Look, you're deciding to be upset. 1087 01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:35,968 No, I am upset. 1088 01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:38,387 Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. 1089 01:00:38,411 --> 01:00:39,380 That's stupid. You can't be mad at me 1090 01:00:39,413 --> 01:00:41,071 for something I have no control over now. 1091 01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:42,927 I just wanted it to be special. 1092 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,390 Why? You're going to have so much un-special sex in your life. 1093 01:00:46,423 --> 01:00:47,365 I was on top! 1094 01:00:47,398 --> 01:00:49,668 Who the fuck is on top their first time? 1095 01:00:50,101 --> 01:00:52,599 Do you have any, like a awareness about how many civilians we've killed since 1096 01:00:52,623 --> 01:00:53,912 invasion in Iraq started? 1097 01:00:53,936 --> 01:00:58,980 Shut up, shut up. Different things can be sad. 1098 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,235 It's not all war. 1099 01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:12,167 Are we still going to prom together? 1100 01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:15,126 Sure. 1101 01:01:38,233 --> 01:01:40,187 I thought Miguel was going to pick me up. 1102 01:01:40,620 --> 01:01:42,348 Well, I was just driving from work and... 1103 01:01:42,381 --> 01:01:43,701 It was easier. 1104 01:01:45,347 --> 01:01:47,239 You're okay? 1105 01:01:49,448 --> 01:01:51,950 Oh honey! Yes! 1106 01:01:54,123 --> 01:01:57,908 Oh, it's okay, it's okay. 1107 01:02:01,183 --> 01:02:02,625 What is this sweater? 1108 01:02:03,771 --> 01:02:07,121 Oh, it's just, my friend Jenna gave it to me. 1109 01:02:07,154 --> 01:02:09,608 - Who's Jenna? - My friend. 1110 01:02:14,256 --> 01:02:16,816 Do you want to do our favorite Sunday activity? 1111 01:02:16,849 --> 01:02:18,425 I don't have a second shift. 1112 01:02:21,169 --> 01:02:22,636 Yeah. 1113 01:03:06,505 --> 01:03:09,496 With the so-called bunker, destroying bombs. 1114 01:03:11,843 --> 01:03:14,274 Lady Bird! A bunch of things arrived for you! 1115 01:03:14,507 --> 01:03:15,773 Holy shit! 1116 01:03:17,595 --> 01:03:18,620 Since when do you get mail? 1117 01:03:18,644 --> 01:03:19,802 I get mail. 1118 01:03:21,976 --> 01:03:24,742 Whatever you're up to, it's not going to end well. 1119 01:03:50,858 --> 01:03:52,155 Yes! 1120 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,599 The programmers now a days are, like, kids, man! 1121 01:03:58,632 --> 01:04:03,974 I know, but that's why I think with me you'll find something different. 1122 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:05,399 YEAH BUT THEY'RE LIKE BABIES. 1123 01:04:05,632 --> 01:04:08,608 I hear you, it's wild. Which is why... 1124 01:04:08,642 --> 01:04:09,602 I went back to school and... 1125 01:04:09,635 --> 01:04:13,358 I got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. 1126 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,165 Oh, wow. That must been a lot of work. 1127 01:04:16,189 --> 01:04:17,002 It was. 1128 01:04:17,035 --> 01:04:19,068 I heard ISC is closing now, though. 1129 01:04:19,092 --> 01:04:20,182 I heard, yes. 1130 01:04:20,215 --> 01:04:24,458 So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop. 1131 01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:27,117 Feels good. 1132 01:04:27,550 --> 01:04:29,626 Yeah... 1133 01:04:33,049 --> 01:04:34,847 What else is supposed to happen? 1134 01:04:36,490 --> 01:04:40,921 Oh, I thought we were going to talk about the position. 1135 01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:43,609 How'd it go? 1136 01:04:46,034 --> 01:04:49,791 Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos and eat them in the car 1137 01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:51,254 to celebrate your wait-list. 1138 01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:52,353 Okay! 1139 01:04:52,586 --> 01:04:55,665 Don't tell Mom about the Doritos or the wait-list! 1140 01:04:57,356 --> 01:04:58,846 - Hey. - Oh... hi, son! 1141 01:04:59,179 --> 01:05:00,657 Wait, what are you doing here? 1142 01:05:02,711 --> 01:05:05,714 I guess we're um, going for the same job then? 1143 01:05:08,649 --> 01:05:14,794 It looks like it. Go get 'em! 1144 01:05:15,019 --> 01:05:16,161 Thanks. 1145 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,072 - This right here? - Yeah, yeah. 1146 01:05:24,509 --> 01:05:27,514 I know it was you who did the Just Married thing. 1147 01:05:27,547 --> 01:05:28,691 It wasn't me. 1148 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:30,891 I'm not going to punish you. 1149 01:05:30,951 --> 01:05:33,157 Oh... why not? 1150 01:05:33,919 --> 01:05:38,291 It was funny. Sister Gina and I drove all the way home 1151 01:05:38,324 --> 01:05:40,134 before we noticed people were honking. 1152 01:05:40,158 --> 01:05:41,158 Really? 1153 01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:46,455 To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. 1154 01:05:46,488 --> 01:05:47,912 It's been forty years... 1155 01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:49,647 Well, he's a lucky guy. 1156 01:05:50,753 --> 01:05:52,699 I read your college essay. 1157 01:05:54,629 --> 01:05:57,186 You clearly love Sacramento. 1158 01:05:57,592 --> 01:05:58,656 I do? 1159 01:05:58,689 --> 01:06:03,180 You write about Sacramento so affectionately, and with such care. 1160 01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:05,297 Well, I was just describing it. 1161 01:06:05,330 --> 01:06:07,824 Well, it comes across as love. 1162 01:06:07,957 --> 01:06:10,578 Sure, I guess I pay attention. 1163 01:06:12,650 --> 01:06:15,112 Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? 1164 01:06:15,694 --> 01:06:18,506 Love & attention? 1165 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,583 I guess you won't be going to any dances in college. This is our last one. 1166 01:06:31,151 --> 01:06:33,695 You know, Davis has a terrific theater. 1167 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:36,591 If you're still interested in theater. Are you? 1168 01:06:37,010 --> 01:06:38,902 I'm probably no good at acting. 1169 01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:43,269 Why don't I look like the girls in the magazines? 1170 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:46,539 It's too bad I can't meet this Kyle before prom. 1171 01:06:46,572 --> 01:06:50,596 He's not my boyfriend anymore. I mean, maybe he never was. 1172 01:06:50,629 --> 01:06:52,249 I'd still like to meet him. 1173 01:06:53,434 --> 01:06:55,414 It's too tight. Fuck! 1174 01:06:56,912 --> 01:07:00,487 Well, I suggested you not take that second helping of pasta. 1175 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:01,520 Mom! 1176 01:07:01,746 --> 01:07:03,658 Honey, you seem upset about it, And I'm trying to help you. 1177 01:07:03,682 --> 01:07:05,581 Mom! You're giving me an eating disorder! 1178 01:07:06,319 --> 01:07:08,812 I wish I could get an eating disorder. 1179 01:07:17,219 --> 01:07:18,544 I love it. 1180 01:07:20,026 --> 01:07:21,653 Is it too pink? 1181 01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:26,489 What? 1182 01:07:30,924 --> 01:07:33,118 Why can't you say I look nice? 1183 01:07:34,203 --> 01:07:35,996 I thought you didn't even care what I think. 1184 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:37,824 I still want you to think I look good. 1185 01:07:37,857 --> 01:07:40,413 Okay, I'm sorry, I was telling you the truth. 1186 01:07:40,446 --> 01:07:41,446 Do you want me to lie? 1187 01:07:41,637 --> 01:07:45,072 No, I mean. I just wish... I just... 1188 01:07:47,030 --> 01:07:49,080 I wish that you liked me. 1189 01:07:50,624 --> 01:07:52,382 Of course I love you. 1190 01:07:55,411 --> 01:07:57,227 But do you like me? 1191 01:08:01,102 --> 01:08:06,342 I want you to be the very best version of yourself you can be. 1192 01:08:07,578 --> 01:08:09,818 What if this is the best version? 1193 01:08:24,276 --> 01:08:25,494 You look really pretty. 1194 01:08:25,827 --> 01:08:26,557 Really? 1195 01:08:26,590 --> 01:08:28,892 You look like a bad ass girl in a band. 1196 01:08:29,576 --> 01:08:31,075 Thanks. 1197 01:08:35,059 --> 01:08:36,773 Um, I guess, that's my date. 1198 01:08:37,374 --> 01:08:40,391 You aren't going to get in the car with a guy who honks, are you? 1199 01:08:40,993 --> 01:08:43,156 I think, yes, I am. 1200 01:08:45,001 --> 01:08:46,436 Let me get your picture. 1201 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,399 Mom's pissed. She had to work a double. 1202 01:08:48,423 --> 01:08:50,324 Even you deserve better than this. 1203 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,100 - Have a good time! - Yeah, good luck! 1204 01:08:55,124 --> 01:08:57,027 - See you. - See you. 1205 01:08:58,854 --> 01:09:00,103 I think she's weird. 1206 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,321 She is weird. 1207 01:09:01,754 --> 01:09:04,921 Hey guys. I guess I'll just, sit shotgun? 1208 01:09:04,955 --> 01:09:05,955 Yeah. 1209 01:09:08,735 --> 01:09:10,285 You look really nice, Kyle. 1210 01:09:10,318 --> 01:09:12,055 - You look good. - Thanks. 1211 01:09:13,373 --> 01:09:15,305 - Hi. - Hi! 1212 01:09:15,404 --> 01:09:16,698 Hey. 1213 01:09:21,786 --> 01:09:23,196 Hey, what's going on, man. 1214 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:28,208 Hey, yeah, OK, that sounds great. OK. 1215 01:09:29,425 --> 01:09:31,799 Do you guys want to ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? 1216 01:09:31,823 --> 01:09:33,615 Yeah, I hate dances. 1217 01:09:33,748 --> 01:09:34,751 Yes! 1218 01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:36,898 Yeah, okay. No prom. 1219 01:09:47,222 --> 01:09:49,196 I fucking hate this song. 1220 01:09:52,495 --> 01:09:53,958 I love it. 1221 01:09:55,277 --> 01:09:57,674 I actually want to go to prom. 1222 01:09:59,485 --> 01:10:04,636 Okay, yeah, I mean, I don't really wanna do that. 1223 01:10:06,352 --> 01:10:10,769 Can you take me to my friend Julie's house, please? 1224 01:10:10,802 --> 01:10:11,838 Sure. 1225 01:10:12,968 --> 01:10:14,508 Who is Julie? 1226 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,216 She is my best friend. 1227 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:34,145 Julie, honey, there's someone here to see you. 1228 01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:49,195 Hey. 1229 01:10:49,934 --> 01:10:51,239 Are you okay? 1230 01:10:51,272 --> 01:10:52,681 I'm fine, I'm fine. 1231 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:54,137 What happened? 1232 01:10:54,170 --> 01:10:55,711 Nothing, really nothing. 1233 01:10:56,872 --> 01:10:58,403 Why are you crying? 1234 01:10:59,205 --> 01:11:01,100 I'm just crying. 1235 01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:03,265 Some people aren't built happy, you know? 1236 01:11:13,306 --> 01:11:15,834 Oh my God! We ate all the cheese! 1237 01:11:15,867 --> 01:11:20,878 It's okay, blocks of cheese vary in size, this one was a small one. 1238 01:11:20,911 --> 01:11:22,014 So small. 1239 01:11:22,048 --> 01:11:24,728 Tiny, it's almost as if we would not have eaten it. 1240 01:11:24,761 --> 01:11:28,350 Fuck it, let's go to prom. Does not your Mom have a dress? 1241 01:11:28,483 --> 01:11:30,842 Let's be honest, I've had a dress for months. 1242 01:11:32,008 --> 01:11:35,459 It's purple and you're really gonna like it. 1243 01:11:35,493 --> 01:11:36,693 I promise that I will love it. 1244 01:12:16,728 --> 01:12:18,764 People make so much noise in the movies, 1245 01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:20,841 but it's really not a big thing, 1246 01:12:20,874 --> 01:12:22,834 you can totally be quiet during it. 1247 01:12:22,979 --> 01:12:24,407 Was it amazing, though? 1248 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:31,034 I wanted it so badly but then I found that when it happened, 1249 01:12:31,811 --> 01:12:35,024 I really like dry humping much more. 1250 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,689 You're NOT a virgin. 1251 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:42,822 - I can't wait for State Fair. - Ah, I know! 1252 01:12:42,915 --> 01:12:44,489 - LOG RIDE! - LOG RIDE! 1253 01:12:48,109 --> 01:12:49,307 Oh, shit. 1254 01:12:49,340 --> 01:12:50,340 What? 1255 01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:54,575 I'm not going to be here this summer. Like all summer, basically. 1256 01:12:54,608 --> 01:12:55,260 Why not? 1257 01:12:55,293 --> 01:12:58,934 Well, my Dad, my real Dad, he resurfaced in Yellowstone and 1258 01:12:58,967 --> 01:13:03,104 he wants me to come there for the summer before I start SCC. 1259 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,296 I'm not going anywhere to college, 1260 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,576 so it seemed like a good opportunity. 1261 01:13:09,609 --> 01:13:10,609 Yeah. 1262 01:13:13,086 --> 01:13:15,201 I'm going to miss the fuck out of you. 1263 01:13:17,581 --> 01:13:18,499 I probably won't get in. 1264 01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:22,001 So I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day. 1265 01:13:28,835 --> 01:13:33,342 Now I want Spirits to enforce, art to enchant, 1266 01:13:33,475 --> 01:13:38,008 And my ending is despair. Unless I be relieved by prayer, 1267 01:13:38,108 --> 01:13:41,705 which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself 1268 01:13:41,905 --> 01:13:44,426 and frees all faults. 1269 01:13:44,459 --> 01:13:47,363 As you from crimes would pardoned be, 1270 01:13:47,596 --> 01:13:50,382 let your indulgence set me free. 1271 01:13:50,608 --> 01:13:52,201 Yes! 1272 01:13:56,415 --> 01:13:59,716 Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. 1273 01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,266 Yes. 1274 01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,803 To Miguel and his new job! 1275 01:14:08,145 --> 01:14:09,441 Here, here, yes. 1276 01:14:09,474 --> 01:14:11,374 To Lady Bird going to Davis! 1277 01:14:11,408 --> 01:14:12,214 To Davis! 1278 01:14:12,313 --> 01:14:13,501 - Yeah. - Congratulations. 1279 01:14:13,534 --> 01:14:14,496 Good school 1280 01:14:14,529 --> 01:14:17,449 Hey, so, I talked to my manager, and you can totally take over my old job. 1281 01:14:18,623 --> 01:14:19,669 Thanks, Miguel! 1282 01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:21,158 I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. 1283 01:14:21,191 --> 01:14:23,331 You walked weird across the stage, but you did it. 1284 01:14:23,431 --> 01:14:24,454 I didn't walk weird! 1285 01:14:24,554 --> 01:14:25,894 It seemed a little weird, the way you walked. 1286 01:14:25,918 --> 01:14:26,918 Mom! 1287 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,470 I miss you guys! 1288 01:14:30,989 --> 01:14:32,798 Did you find out about the wait list? 1289 01:14:32,831 --> 01:14:34,066 Oh, fuck! 1290 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:38,841 What? 1291 01:14:38,982 --> 01:14:40,191 I'm not even in yet, 1292 01:14:40,224 --> 01:14:42,688 so this might not even be a problem... Mom? 1293 01:14:45,198 --> 01:14:47,238 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gone behind your back, 1294 01:14:47,271 --> 01:14:51,219 I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York. 1295 01:14:52,389 --> 01:14:55,744 Mom. Mom. 1296 01:14:55,944 --> 01:14:57,610 Aren't you sort of proud that... 1297 01:14:57,687 --> 01:15:00,450 I'm so close to getting in? Just a little? 1298 01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:03,432 I mean, yes, I know it was probably... 1299 01:15:03,465 --> 01:15:04,679 easier because 9/11 1300 01:15:04,703 --> 01:15:08,672 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, but still though. 1301 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:12,322 I'm sorry, I know I can lie and not be a good person but. 1302 01:15:13,876 --> 01:15:17,329 Please, Mom, please I'm so sorry, 1303 01:15:17,367 --> 01:15:21,468 I didn't mean to hurt you. I appreciate everything you've done for me, 1304 01:15:21,501 --> 01:15:23,391 I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry, 1305 01:15:23,424 --> 01:15:24,908 I'm so sorry I wanted more... 1306 01:15:27,241 --> 01:15:30,681 Just, please, talk to me. 1307 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:34,504 I know, I know I'm so bad, I know I am, 1308 01:15:34,603 --> 01:15:36,630 but please just talk to me. 1309 01:15:36,664 --> 01:15:38,468 Mom, please talk to me. 1310 01:15:52,366 --> 01:15:55,622 Here, now next one. 1311 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,325 That'll be 3 dollars. 1312 01:16:02,679 --> 01:16:03,679 You passed. 1313 01:16:03,854 --> 01:16:05,497 - Seriously? - Yes. 1314 01:16:06,559 --> 01:16:07,522 Thanks. 1315 01:16:07,555 --> 01:16:10,646 Not a thanking situation, you either pass or you don't pass. 1316 01:16:11,381 --> 01:16:13,088 Yay. 1317 01:16:17,237 --> 01:16:18,568 Come in. 1318 01:16:21,851 --> 01:16:23,806 Happy Birthday to you! 1319 01:16:25,441 --> 01:16:26,487 You remembered! 1320 01:16:26,903 --> 01:16:28,506 You are my only daughter. 1321 01:16:29,768 --> 01:16:32,407 Well, Shelly too, kind of. 1322 01:16:33,581 --> 01:16:34,733 Thanks. 1323 01:16:37,091 --> 01:16:38,256 Make a wish. 1324 01:16:44,431 --> 01:16:46,448 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this? 1325 01:16:46,481 --> 01:16:48,821 No... we can't afford to! 1326 01:16:49,220 --> 01:16:50,361 Dad... 1327 01:16:50,894 --> 01:16:54,019 I'm kidding, no. I love your Mom. 1328 01:16:54,678 --> 01:16:56,255 Does Mom hate me? 1329 01:16:56,388 --> 01:16:59,946 You both have such... strong personalities 1330 01:17:00,579 --> 01:17:04,035 She doesn't know how to help you and that frustrates her. 1331 01:17:04,168 --> 01:17:05,813 I wish she'd talk to me. 1332 01:17:05,846 --> 01:17:08,207 She will, I know. 1333 01:17:11,071 --> 01:17:12,403 Happy 18th. 1334 01:17:12,536 --> 01:17:16,352 Thanks. Do you want some? 1335 01:17:16,885 --> 01:17:18,265 Yes. 1336 01:17:19,650 --> 01:17:21,629 One pack of Camel Lights, please. 1337 01:17:21,862 --> 01:17:25,081 And a scratcher. And a Playgirl. 1338 01:17:26,013 --> 01:17:27,013 ID? 1339 01:17:28,609 --> 01:17:30,089 There would be ten eighty-seven. 1340 01:17:32,205 --> 01:17:34,627 It's my birthday today. I'm eighteen. 1341 01:17:34,660 --> 01:17:36,985 Which is why all these things. I can buy them. 1342 01:17:37,009 --> 01:17:38,308 Okay. Happy Birthday. 1343 01:17:46,232 --> 01:17:47,520 Thanks. 1344 01:18:12,108 --> 01:18:16,767 With her scholarships and then if we re-finance the house... then where are we? 1345 01:18:28,207 --> 01:18:30,473 You're only supposed to use it for emergencies. 1346 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,415 It's my tracking device. 1347 01:18:33,613 --> 01:18:35,891 GRADUATION '03 THE ETERNAL FLAME 1348 01:19:13,491 --> 01:19:14,364 Thank you for driving. 1349 01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:15,430 You're welcome. 1350 01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:18,100 You are not coming? 1351 01:19:18,577 --> 01:19:20,809 You can't walk up to the gate anymore, anyway. 1352 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,709 Yeah, but, I'm going to college. 1353 01:19:24,742 --> 01:19:26,616 Well, dad will walk you to security. 1354 01:19:26,949 --> 01:19:28,804 Parking is too expensive here. 1355 01:20:34,328 --> 01:20:37,698 There it is. 1356 01:20:55,903 --> 01:20:57,442 It's okay. 1357 01:20:59,062 --> 01:21:00,954 She'll be back. 1358 01:21:01,854 --> 01:21:03,923 She'll come back. 1359 01:21:58,558 --> 01:22:00,641 Dear Lady Bird... 1360 01:22:17,603 --> 01:22:19,982 She was worried that there would be errors, 1361 01:22:20,082 --> 01:22:25,094 or mistakes or something... that you'd judge her writing abilities. 1362 01:22:25,889 --> 01:22:27,560 I wouldn't do that. 1363 01:22:27,593 --> 01:22:29,244 I thought you should have them. 1364 01:22:29,654 --> 01:22:30,815 But... 1365 01:22:31,248 --> 01:22:33,848 I want you to know how much she loves you, 1366 01:22:33,881 --> 01:22:36,741 but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? 1367 01:22:38,276 --> 01:22:39,676 Okay... 1368 01:22:56,067 --> 01:22:57,746 - Hey. - Hey. 1369 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,733 Do you believe in God? 1370 01:23:01,198 --> 01:23:02,137 Ah. No. 1371 01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:03,316 Why not? 1372 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:05,895 Ah, it's ridiculous. 1373 01:23:09,308 --> 01:23:12,405 People call each other by names their parents... 1374 01:23:12,438 --> 01:23:15,506 made up for them but they won't believe in God. 1375 01:23:17,036 --> 01:23:18,448 What's your name? 1376 01:23:22,386 --> 01:23:24,489 Christine. My name is Christine. 1377 01:23:24,522 --> 01:23:26,185 I'm David. 1378 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,486 - You shake. - I shake. 1379 01:23:28,521 --> 01:23:29,521 Okay. 1380 01:23:30,116 --> 01:23:32,411 - Where are you from? - Sacramento. 1381 01:23:32,544 --> 01:23:33,634 Sorry, where? 1382 01:23:34,702 --> 01:23:35,940 San Francisco. 1383 01:23:35,973 --> 01:23:38,429 Oh cool! Yeah, San Francisco is a great city. 1384 01:23:54,859 --> 01:23:57,098 Bruce! 1385 01:23:57,131 --> 01:23:58,469 No, my name is David. 1386 01:23:58,502 --> 01:24:02,024 Jesus Christ, you have really bad music. It's all Greatest Hits. 1387 01:24:02,694 --> 01:24:05,877 But they're the Greatest, what's wrong with that? 1388 01:24:15,191 --> 01:24:16,009 Oh, god! 1389 01:24:16,142 --> 01:24:17,458 I am sorry. 1390 01:24:25,703 --> 01:24:28,025 What do you want us to do, she's drunk. 1391 01:25:32,491 --> 01:25:34,170 Excuse me. What day is it? 1392 01:25:34,203 --> 01:25:35,203 Sunday. 1393 01:25:35,944 --> 01:25:37,155 Thank you. 1394 01:26:47,973 --> 01:26:50,379 Hi. You have reached the McPherson family. 1395 01:26:50,563 --> 01:26:52,601 Please leave a message. Thank you. 1396 01:26:53,874 --> 01:26:58,768 Hi Mom and Dad, it's me. Christine. 1397 01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:03,298 It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. 1398 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:07,444 Dad, this is more for mom. 1399 01:27:10,770 --> 01:27:16,486 Hey Mom, did you feel emotional, 1400 01:27:16,519 --> 01:27:19,206 the first time that you drove in Sacramento? 1401 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:25,742 I did and I wanted to tell you, 1402 01:27:25,942 --> 01:27:28,454 but we weren't really talking when it happened. 1403 01:27:30,019 --> 01:27:32,339 All those bends I've known my whole life, 1404 01:27:32,495 --> 01:27:37,299 and stores, and the whole thing. 1405 01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:02,427 But I wanted to tell you. I love you. 1406 01:28:04,401 --> 01:28:06,881 Thank you. I'm... 1407 01:28:09,897 --> 01:28:11,283 Thank you. 1408 01:28:11,483 --> 01:28:15,968 Subtitled by CLARITY. Previo by TaMaBin. 1409 01:28:16,305 --> 01:28:22,785 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now104174