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- Let's go, my friend.
Bring the beer.
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Right on...
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(vehicle backing up)
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- Okay, Terry. Next time.
- Yeah, I'll see you later.
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Stick to your word, okay?
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- Take care.
- Right on!
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Sometimes, at parties,
you run out of beer.
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But that ain't gonna fucking happen
today, that's a fact.
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Just let her...
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(metal creaking)
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Going twice!
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Fuck...
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Fuck me!
I'll take it from here.
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Tonight, we're havin' a fucking big,
big party for fucking Dean.
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'Cause it's like...
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He decided to celebrate his like...
health.
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He's been healthy for five years.
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So we're havin' a... fucking party.
It's gonna be awesome.
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Fuck...!
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(cheering): Cancer free!
Cancer free!
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- Whoo!
(cheering)
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Who wants eyes?
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The moustache and hair is fixed.
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- I'll take the tip.
- Save a piece for Tron.
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Well, I guess my dick
would be right about here.
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Tron can chaw on my nutsack.
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Dean, get up! Get up!
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- (cheering): Cancer free!
- Cancer free!
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You looked cancer in the face
and you told him to fuck off.
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I'm real proud of you.
Not many people...
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Yeah...
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could do what you've done
these last five years, son.
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You're so gorgeous...
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Yeah, I'd like to say a little hi
to fucking Farrel there.
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He's looking after
my fucking remaining nut.
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It was so healthy.
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It's, like, I take my gaunch off
and it's a fucking shining...
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beacon of health.
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Uh...
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Thanks everybody.
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You all know about sixty-nine.
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(shrill scream)
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Violence could come
from any direction.
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(cheering)
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Oh, there's a big step comin'.
Oh, there it is.
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Take a look.
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No, move your fucking blindfold.
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- Oh...
- (laughing)
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Whoa! Fuck, yeah!
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Yeah!
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We're gonna break out through the ice
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Shut up!
Stop lookin' at me.
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Happy fucking testicle, man!
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Right on!
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Yeah, my boy and his balls!
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(cheering)
Tonight!
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Whoo!
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Long stick goes boom
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Toonies for Terry.
Toonies for Terry.
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See you, boys and girls.
Be good.
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Yah-ah!
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Hi, son.
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Hi.
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Hey, I was thinkin' maybe you could...
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put me up with a little loan.
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- This goes for rent.
This goes for groceries.
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- Absolutely.
- Don't spend it on drugs.
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- Bye, Ma.
- Bye, son.
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Let's do this.
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A little cancer free...
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LSD!
(chuckling)
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Right on!
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Goodnight, darlin'.
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- How's your band doin'?
- Typical fucking band bullshit.
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We need a singer
who can fucking sing like so-and-so.
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And I'm like, I sing like fucking...
Like the Deaner.
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I've got a signature sound, you know?
That's not good enough for them.
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Tron, I told him about it.
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He's like, "I'll fucking be there
if you're gettin' that much beer".
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(loud rap music)
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Fucking Deaner!
Happy birthday, motherfucker!
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Whoo!
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You fucking bitch!
You fucking birch... Fuck you!
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- He's like a 50-50 kinda
shower-upper, you know?
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- Fuck me, it's fucking Tron!
- (cheering)
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(cheering): Tron! Tron! Tron!
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Let's get him fucking goin'!
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- Yeah! That's what I thought.
- Fuck, yeah!
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Did you make
a fucking wrong left turn?
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I made a right left turn.
Then I made a left right turn!
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- Then, you need it.
- Don't give a fuck.
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Terry, man. How you been?
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- Yeah, fucking good, man.
- Where's Deaner at?
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He's around somewhere.
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Oh, yeah...
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No, you're fuck...
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Oh, fuck. Where are you goin'?
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Oh... piss it.
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I'm comin' to getcha.
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I'm comin' to get ya.
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(panting)
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How's the fucking Mac?
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Haven't seen you
since you went up there, fuck.
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I don't know if it's the demons
that he's wrestling with...
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and because I kicked him
to the curb.
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This is the best way for him
to show me that...
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he's good without me
and he doesn't need me.
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But we're hard, man.
We're fucking hard in the Mac!
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Hard in the Mac?
I don't know what that means, man.
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Yo, I got gas
'cause I went fucking science jets.
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And if you have to ask
you're gonna have to guess
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And I get no rest
when I'm havin' guests.
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'Cause the best guest
has to stress excellence.
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No better enemy than me
My bitter enemy's envy.
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The enmity I show
to anyone who offends me.
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I toss more floss...
(Stops abruptly.)
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- Shit like that, yo.
- Holy fuck!
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- Do we really give a fuck?
- (cheering)
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He's turned into a wild animal.
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- MC Tron!
- Yeah.
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It's crazy how you move
with your lips.
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It's like poetry.
But you're fast.
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'Cause I got a lot to say and a short
amount of time to say it, what!
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- How can you talk, you like...
- Like what?!
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(screaming)
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(loud music)
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Stop it!
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Help me...
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Do you feel how high I am?
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I'm living in a palace
in Fort Mac, man. An ice palace.
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I got a fucking guest ice house.
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You wanna get out of this shit,
you come work for me.
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- You can hire me?
- By Monday night,
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you got 250 bucks a day.
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Bring fucking Deaner, man.
I'll hook you guys up.
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Fuck, the cord...
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Yeah, by next year,
you'll be like me.
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- You're fucking lying to me, man.
- I'm not fucking lying, man.
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Look at this shit!
It's a fucking denim parka, man.
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- (ding!)
- (panting)
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What do you got, man?
It's the same pyjamas.
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You're right.
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Now, your fucking old pyjamas
are becoming your new clothes.
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- What do you wear for pyjamas?
- I'll step it up.
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You aren't shit!
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(ding!)
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(panting)
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- Hey, fucking relax.
- Yeah.
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- This is our last party at our house.
We're getting fucking kicked out.
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- Okay, you're gett... What?
- Kind of evicted a little bit.
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It's a fucking eviction party!
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Yeah, you fuck! Fuck you all!
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Fuck this!
(cheering)
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Wreck this shit!
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(heavy metal music)
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Got you an eviction present, man.
(chainsaw buzzing)
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Whoo!
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Don't say it...
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Okay, Ronnie.
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Don't say it, Ronnie!
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Κeep your mouth shut.
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(cheering)
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Hey... Ronnie.
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Terry, Ron and Tron.
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Terry, Ronnie, Tronnie.
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Tron...
(laughing)
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(chainsaw buzzing)
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(shouting)
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Ronnie!
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(smoke detector beeping)
(chainsaw buzzing)
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Hey, fire!
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Fire!
(shouting)
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Dean?
Where the fuck's Dean?
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(screaming)
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Where's Dean?!
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- Deaner?!
- Dean! Tron! Go...
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Dean! Dean!
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Get through that wall!
Come on!
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Dean, come on!
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Come on!
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Ah...!
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Come on!
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(screaming)
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Fucking...
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I feel
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Good sensation
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(laughing)
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And I've been lifted child
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Oh no... Oh no...!
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By your soul creation
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Don't you stop just to look away
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Fire!
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I want you to listen child
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- To what I say
- Let's go!
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(choking)
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Take five!
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Take five, Dean.
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Can't get it out of me!
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(screaming)
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Shit!
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Calm down.
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You're fucking fine.
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Saliva's a natural part of the...
fucking mouth.
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Look at me for a second, fuck.
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Tron got us jobs, alright?
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So just... fucking...
(farting)
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00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:09,238
Oh, did you just fucking shit?
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No, I hope not.
209
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It's an evil smell.
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You got any Κleenex?
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- We're goin' to Fort McMurray.
- (Dean burps.)
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LubeTube.
Hump Dumper's on LubeTube.
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We're fucking movin' on
like The Littlest Hobo.
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Fuck, the plan is to fucking...
- Get there.
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attack a job and fucking...
make it squeal.
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I got two skills:
this one and this one.
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A good pair of skills.
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Will you fucking...
Get the fuck down!
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Why don't you fucking lie down!
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Fucking...
You're unmanageable.
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- Yes...
- Hey!
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(knocking)
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- (singing)
- Oh, wow! It's Dean.
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- Hi! How you doin'?
- Daddy!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Chazzenator!
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Dominating the chazzitude!
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Dean's a good father...
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in certain regards.
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Not the ideal picture,
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but he brings his own gifts to the role.
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Hey!
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- I was really hoping you'd have
some money for us.
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He's never officially paid
any child support.
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Tron got us sweet jobs.
It's worth 35 bucks an hour.
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I'm kinda short on gas money.
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The first days' pay,
I'll just put it in an envelope and...
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(pop!)
... ship her back to you.
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By the time the sun go...
You little shit!
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You know,
you do that one more time...
241
00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,190
Yeah, I'd say maybe...
- Here.
242
00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,942
Wow...
Maybe 100?
243
00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,070
Hey, so, what do you want
for Christmas, Chaz?
244
00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,947
- Goalie pads?
- Done!
245
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:32,533
- Wade got her some.
- Yeah? You know what Wade also got?
246
00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:33,701
A big fat ass.
247
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,370
Dean is gonna get you real pads.
Okay, you understand?
248
00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:37,495
Understand.
249
00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:38,581
Oh, sweet!
250
00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:40,459
This should keep you a little warmer.
251
00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:43,546
Here's a picture Chastity drew for you.
252
00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:45,798
Oh, Chaz! That's nice.
253
00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:48,801
It's daddy beating the cancer monster.
254
00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:50,345
Just like for the future though,
255
00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:52,846
the bass guitar's only got
four tuning pegs on it.
256
00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:55,015
I'm gonna miss you, little guy.
257
00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:58,100
- Love you, daddy.
- Well, I love you too.
258
00:10:58,119 --> 00:11:01,647
I'm gonna send you drawings and this
and that and the other fucking thing.
259
00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:03,789
I love Dean, you know?
260
00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,442
He's the father of my child and...
261
00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,361
I want him to get his shit together.
262
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,447
He's kind of running out of options.
263
00:11:14,095 --> 00:11:15,495
- Hey, fuck!
There's a load of pipes.
264
00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:18,374
The kind of shit we're gonna be doin'.
- That's what we're doin', fuck!
265
00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:21,668
- I wanna make a quarter mil
a year and get what's mine. Ooh!
266
00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:24,004
- Wussy, you and me
are gonna go get fucked tonight.
267
00:11:24,063 --> 00:11:25,923
They're not looking
for a fucking family, man.
268
00:11:25,941 --> 00:11:28,174
They're looking for someone like you,
who shoots blanks.
269
00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:30,135
Girls don't want that kind of shit.
270
00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:31,929
They got their fucking clocks
looking to have babies,
271
00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,807
and it's not like something
you wanna... be like,
272
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,352
"Oh, how about I'll be your man
who can't make fucking babies?"
273
00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:40,690
- If I had that fucking power,
you know how I would use it?
274
00:11:40,749 --> 00:11:42,857
I'm like Johnny Anti-Seed.
275
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,695
I'm throwin' out sand
that don't grow no orchards.
276
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,195
Girls get off on rumbling buses?
277
00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:49,154
I think it's like the Simon turn on.
278
00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:51,115
Εspecially if they wear
light-gray tights.
279
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,326
It just looks like...
just the tiniest little wet spot.
280
00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:56,995
I've fingerbanged
two chicks on the Greyhound.
281
00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,581
Εspecially if they're sittin'
on the back seat,
282
00:11:58,599 --> 00:12:01,751
you know that they're just waitin'
for someone to come back there.
283
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:06,006
The seat right by the bathroom,
that's like twice as long as the rest.
284
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,091
- Yeah?
- Like a three seat?
285
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,844
That's the fingerbang bench, man.
286
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:17,561
- Should we pick him up?
- Yeah, yeah! Pull over. Pull over.
287
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,894
Even if he ain't got weed,
288
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,730
we'll fucking smoke his backpack
or some shit.
289
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,859
- Hey, man!
- Hey, hi! Get in.
290
00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:26,572
Got any weed, man?
291
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,907
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, where are you goin'?
292
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,743
Uh... headin' up to Fort McMurray.
293
00:12:30,802 --> 00:12:32,911
There's actually like a problem
with the economy...
294
00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,330
and gas and stuff; that's why
I'm going to protest up there.
295
00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:37,081
It takes like ten barrels of water...
296
00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:38,957
- for one barrel of oil.
- Water's free, man.
297
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,835
- That's like a fucking bargain.
- Yeah, that seems like a bargain.
298
00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:43,587
- You can't drink that water
'cause the oil is actually seeping in...
299
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:46,340
Perfect! We'll use that water
to fucking make oil!
300
00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:48,967
- Right now, where would you be
if there wasn't any fucking oil?
301
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,971
You'd be fucking out in the cold,
waitin' around.
302
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,431
Yeah, I didn't see you fucking...
303
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,184
whitewater rafting
your way up to Fort McMurray, man.
304
00:12:55,201 --> 00:12:58,270
These birds that are flying
into these lakes of oil,
305
00:12:58,288 --> 00:12:59,730
and they're drowning.
306
00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:02,192
To get the oil...
(stuttering loudly)
307
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,652
- I don't need ducks. Fuck ducks.
- Well, I mean...
308
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:06,528
Now I'm movin' at what?
309
00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:08,530
Fuck, 100 km/hour
and you're bitchin' about it?
310
00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:11,743
I'd like to see you push it 10 feet.
After, you'd be like, kill all the ducks!
311
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,245
I could push the car for 10 feet.
That's not a...
312
00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:15,748
Oh, yeah?
10 fucking feet, guy.
313
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,625
Yeah, let's walk a mile
and fucking curse you.
314
00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:19,711
Fucking hop out, man.
Push it fucking 10 feet.
315
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:22,254
Start pushing.
Then maybe you'll appreciate.
316
00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:23,548
Are you ready?
317
00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:25,133
Go, go, go!
318
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,467
Woo!
319
00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:28,803
One thing with those hippies,
they know their dope, man.
320
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,139
He's gonna lay the smackdown
321
00:13:33,991 --> 00:13:36,100
No need for you to fight
322
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:39,230
Here comes a rock bottom
323
00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:43,025
It's time for you to say goodnight
324
00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:47,280
Oh yeah
325
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,493
- Holy shit!
Look at that fucking smokestack.
326
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,495
- Oh...!
- Look at that fucking smoke!
327
00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:56,540
- Holy fuck! It's the northern lights!
- No, that's a fucking plant, man.
328
00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:58,167
Site byproducts, man.
329
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,710
That's where they take those dino turds
330
00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,629
and fucking turn 'em into gold.
331
00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:03,841
- Smoke stacks sittin'
on stacks of money.
332
00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,216
Ah...!
333
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,053
I only want some fossiling jobs!
334
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,139
Smoke me! Whoo!
(honking)
335
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:12,767
Yeah
336
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:19,399
Oh yeah
337
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,525
Woo!
338
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,861
Oh, fuck! There it is, buddy!
339
00:14:24,921 --> 00:14:27,405
There's fucking Fort McMurray, man!
340
00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,615
- Right on, man.
- Blow our stack in Fort Mac.
341
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,244
- Right on, made it.
- Are you sure he can get us jobs?
342
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,496
'Cause seems like there's already
a lot of fucking people up here, man.
343
00:14:34,514 --> 00:14:35,664
He said 35 bucks an hour.
344
00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:38,501
Even if we only do fucking half a day,
that's like...
345
00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:41,379
- What's four times...
- 35.
346
00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:44,424
- 35... four times...
- 40. 80... 800 bucks?
347
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,010
Here we come, Fort Mac.
348
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,013
We're fucking on the attack.
349
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,015
Start the car up, man.
It's freezing in here.
350
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,850
- Sure this is the right place?
- He said Penetron.
351
00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:56,562
I don't know, man. I think
he might have been a little loaded.
352
00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,315
And he said somethin' like Pentaflacs.
353
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,527
Well, maybe there's two Penetrons.
Maybe there's Penetreena.
354
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,738
No. I just don't know
what fucking shift he works.
355
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:06,282
Low-key homies and OGs
356
00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:09,034
Crowd around the block
'cause the talk about me is
357
00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:11,535
Truly madly
358
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,375
That's fucking Tron, man!
359
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,876
(music stops)
360
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:23,048
Tron! We fucking made it!
361
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,551
- Tronnie leader!
- Hey, guys...
362
00:15:25,568 --> 00:15:27,052
Hey, steak eater!
363
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,846
We're fucking here, man.
364
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,349
- Just gettin' to work here.
- Whoo!
365
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:33,225
- Is this your fucking propane?
- Terry, Terry! Off the truck.
366
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:35,394
- So, what are we doin' today?
- Dunno. What are you guys doin'?
367
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,063
I gotta go to work here.
- Us too, man!
368
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,230
We came here to work.
369
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,899
- Well, you got your work boots?
- No...?
370
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,442
- Hard hats, goggles?
- Well, fuck...
371
00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,320
Come on, Tron! Fuck...
372
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:45,782
Yeah, you gotta get
your safety certificates, uh...
373
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:48,201
- Just need to see your cards.
- Safety certificate?
374
00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:49,827
- I thought you said
we were already hired?
375
00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:50,955
Okay, guys.
See you tonight.
376
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,206
Is that where the lunchroom is?
377
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,290
(buzzer)
378
00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,543
Tron?
(door closing)
379
00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:58,586
Well, what the fuck?
380
00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,590
We got the fucking day off.
I didn't feel like working anyway, fuck.
381
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,256
Let's go get safe.
Î’eer me.
382
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,426
(engine starting)
383
00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:09,721
Hard hat, safety shades
and steel toe boots.
384
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,557
That's an absolute minimum.
You can't fake a hard hat.
385
00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,559
Rip off the fucking safety tags.
386
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,980
- Cut off the tag.
- Look! Yeah, man. We're safety.
387
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,899
Yeah, we got steel toes.
Don't need 'em.
388
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,943
- We're gonna be doing that.
- Sparky.
389
00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,153
(mimicking blow torch)
390
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,905
Check that guy...
391
00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:26,198
Hey...
392
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,450
I'm gonna save my quarters.
393
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,995
So I'm gonna give you a bunch
of dimes here, sorry.
394
00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:31,495
One, two...
395
00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:32,913
three, four...
396
00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,765
We should like test these out.
397
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,751
- You can do that...
- (bang!)
398
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:37,836
Oh, fuck.
399
00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:40,463
- Look, that guy's taking five.
- A 250-pound five.
400
00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,216
Not that I'm totally... sure...
401
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,344
what we're gonna be doin'.
402
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,554
Know that we both know
that we don't know what we're doin'.
403
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,222
Knowledge of nonknowledge
is power.
404
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:50,142
Alright, listen up.
405
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,434
(motor running on TV audio)
406
00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:52,811
Watch the video.
407
00:16:53,326 --> 00:16:56,105
- (man screaming)
- When the video's finished,
408
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:57,605
fill out these exams.
409
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,274
Pass 'em down.
410
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,942
(TV): It usually starts
with a bad idea.
411
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,446
Fuck, nothing could possibly happen
with him, he's...
412
00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:05,364
Oh! Check that!
413
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:08,410
- Good thing he's got his hard hat on.
- He's goin' for a quick dip to cool off.
414
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,163
Yeah. Oh, fuck,
it's just so hot today.
415
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,724
- I got a bad feeling about this.
- (screaming)
416
00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,835
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh, yeah!
417
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,712
Okay... C-D-C.
418
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,465
I don't need to cheat, fuck!
It's A-C-D-C, man.
419
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,009
You know,
I ain't fucking bothering writing shit.
420
00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,219
- (alarm)
- Go! Go!
421
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,721
See? Fuck!
422
00:17:26,739 --> 00:17:28,390
Look!
423
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,349
You fucker.
424
00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,855
- (alarm)
- (coughing)
425
00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,398
Fuck off, chief!
426
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:38,026
(coughing)
427
00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,527
- Fuck you!
- Woo!
428
00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:42,363
If this was a real life situation,
most of you would be dead.
429
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:43,990
Here's your certificate.
430
00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:45,199
Right on!
431
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,410
Fucking teeters, man.
432
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:51,038
Let's go see some fucking titties.
433
00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,250
Fucking awesome.
434
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:59,422
Welcome Platinum Alexis!
435
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,257
(mimicking Indian scream)
436
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:03,259
You figure an elder knitted that...
437
00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:05,261
and just like gave it to any old peeler?
It's fucked up.
438
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:08,057
You need like a fucking special
status card to get that shit.
439
00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,682
Way over shot.
440
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:12,560
Do I get it back if it goes on the bronze?
Is it like at the carnival?
441
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:15,314
(slow music)
442
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:18,150
Fuck, it's foaming all over the place.
443
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,277
Hurry, go!
444
00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:20,487
We're clear?
445
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:21,946
I'm keeping you in sight
446
00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,240
Here we go.
447
00:18:23,258 --> 00:18:24,700
You're a candle in the window
448
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,118
Hey!
449
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,702
On a cold dark winter's night
450
00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:29,247
Oh, fuck...
451
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,624
- Do you want me to bounce
your fucking asses out of here?
452
00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:33,291
It'll happen in two seconds.
453
00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:35,211
- Yeah, it's just...
we're down on our luck a little bit.
454
00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:36,711
Give me the fucking beer.
455
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,048
You're lucky that I'm
in a good fucking mood today.
456
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,608
Yeah, you look like
you're in a good mood.
457
00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:45,804
- Look, we're really sorry about that.
- You'll have to order a pitcher to stay.
458
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,388
I would like to order more.
459
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,308
I'm down to my last
fucking shrapnel here.
460
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,310
Here, just give me
everything you've got, Dean.
461
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,315
A little tip. Here, fuck.
You can just have it.
462
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,692
Here you go.
463
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,486
- That's it! That's all we got, man!
- Can you bring us our change, please?
464
00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:01,238
You want your change?
465
00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,656
You... you can keep the change.
466
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,493
'Cause I can't fight this feeling
anymore
467
00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,165
(laughing)
468
00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:13,209
I've forgotten
what I started fighting for
469
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,086
Fucking cranked on the nuts
with his spare hand.
470
00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,922
Wouldn't want to get a hand job
from that guy.
471
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,883
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, fuck! Tron!
472
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,259
(together): Tron!
473
00:19:20,277 --> 00:19:21,634
Tron!
474
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:22,720
- Woo!
- (Tron): Holy shit...
475
00:19:22,738 --> 00:19:24,180
- Hey, buddy! Tron!
- Fuck!
476
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,307
We got at front row.
477
00:19:26,324 --> 00:19:27,432
- Tron!
- Tron!
478
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,057
Fucking, the instigator, man!
479
00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,810
- How you doin', buddy?
- How's it goin', man?
480
00:19:31,828 --> 00:19:34,355
- How do you know these guys?
- I think I know 'em from Calgary.
481
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,607
Fuck, we go way back.
Before you had a penis, man!
482
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,026
(laughing)
483
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,443
Every time I look at your mouth,
484
00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:41,238
I just fucking think of you rappin'.
485
00:19:41,256 --> 00:19:43,615
Yeah! Rappin'!
486
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,076
- Rappin'?
- Rap's crap, man.
487
00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:47,537
It's not even music.
No, I don't rap.
488
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,999
- We got our certificates.
- Oh, fuck, yeah!
489
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,083
We're certified, man.
490
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:54,501
I just don't think
we got the room right now, but...
491
00:19:54,519 --> 00:19:56,755
- You said just show up!
- You said you had lots ofjobs!
492
00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:58,214
- Just a sec. Guys.
- Yeah, right on.
493
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,049
Good to see you, man.
- What are you doing here?
494
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:01,844
You said we could stay
in your ice palace.
495
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,511
Do you have any idea
where you are right now?
496
00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:04,805
- Fort McMurray.
- What?
497
00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:07,476
- This is the Mac.
- We took the course. We're good to go.
498
00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,102
Yeah, you took the safety course.
499
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,313
So, yeah, you know what to expect
in the Mac. Well, you don't know shit.
500
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,981
Not ready to lose a limb out there?
I seen guys get decapitated.
501
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,442
Guys walking around with their
shoulder bones stickin' out, no arm.
502
00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:18,193
Is that what you guys want?
Want no arms?
503
00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:21,364
(whispering): The Mac...
She's a cruel mistress.
504
00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,324
And she will freeze you
505
00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:24,991
if you don't love her...
506
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:26,868
the way we all love her up here.
507
00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:29,788
We are the Mac.
Are you the Mac?
508
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:30,874
Yeah.
509
00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:32,291
Introduce us to her.
510
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,712
- So do we got jobs or what, man?
- Come on, like...
511
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,673
I ain't goin' back
to no fucking shithole.
512
00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:41,760
- I guess so.
- Yeah!
513
00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:43,054
Ayo!
514
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,931
Fuck, we got jobs, Terry!
515
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,057
(exclaiming)
516
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,060
You got the first one.
517
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,688
We got you some fresh meat, Trish.
518
00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,565
At least it's not a lean cut.
519
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:54,942
(men): Oh!
(laughing)
520
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,067
Cheers!
521
00:20:56,086 --> 00:20:57,278
(cheering)
522
00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:58,863
(laughing)
523
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,906
(chuckling)
Don't have too much fun.
524
00:21:00,924 --> 00:21:02,909
We don't really got no place to stay.
525
00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,118
Where do people live around here?
526
00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:06,246
- They got a parking lot here.
- It's fucking cold out.
527
00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:08,871
- Trish will keep you warm.
- (laughing)
528
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:11,791
Get the fuck out of here!
529
00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:16,587
(Dean): Bad the good moves tonight.
530
00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:19,299
You're drivin' on the wrong side
of the road, Terry.
531
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,137
(Dean mumbling.)
532
00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,683
(mumbling)
533
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,228
(laughing)
534
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,814
Put her in neutral.
Just park it.
535
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,106
Nighty night.
536
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,119
(mixed conversations)
537
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,131
Here, let's go.
538
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:56,923
Yep.
539
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,719
Thomas... You three.
540
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,012
Do you know when Tron's comin'?
541
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,306
(coughing)
542
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,849
Come on, guys.
Let's get to work.
543
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,731
(mimicking rock guitar)
544
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,325
(grumbling)
545
00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,497
Well, what the fuck
are we doin' out here then, Terry?
546
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,915
- Well, let's fucking go!
- Here he fucking is!
547
00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,084
There he is!
548
00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,336
Fucking glad you fucking made it!
549
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,087
Thanks for stoppin' by!
550
00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:35,632
- Hey, Tron!
- Tron!
551
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:37,509
Tron, what the fuck is the matter
with you?!
552
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:40,136
You're fucking behind on the job
and you're fucking late.
553
00:22:40,154 --> 00:22:43,057
Get going and take
these two assholes with ya.
554
00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:45,976
- No, get in the back.
- This is the back.
555
00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,478
No, the fucking back.
556
00:22:47,828 --> 00:22:49,230
(honking)
557
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,400
(country music)
558
00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:56,861
(beep!)
(rap music)
559
00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:08,416
- Here you go.
- Hey, thanks, man.
560
00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:09,542
Couple double.
561
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,669
Couple double!
562
00:23:10,686 --> 00:23:13,672
Tron, I could go
for a fucking coffee too.
563
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,214
Breakfast sandwiches.
564
00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:17,217
- Breakfast sandwich?
- Breakfast sandwich.
565
00:23:17,277 --> 00:23:19,678
Flowers that blossom in autumn
are doomed
566
00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:21,221
To never bloom
567
00:23:21,489 --> 00:23:23,140
They fluster when the frost hits
568
00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:24,391
Like the frosted tips
569
00:23:24,409 --> 00:23:26,059
On split ends that get snipped
570
00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:28,229
So the root is a rip
571
00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:30,273
My rap stroke back
like the hair on my back
572
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,984
My backpack will be attached
with a Velcro patch
573
00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:34,694
Seriously!
Let's fucking stop!
574
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,864
The fucking Earth is farting.
575
00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:38,824
(coughing)
I'm glacier fresh
576
00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:40,951
(rock music)
577
00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:50,125
Hurry up!
578
00:23:51,228 --> 00:23:52,795
Since I was a young man
579
00:23:54,189 --> 00:23:55,339
Terry!
580
00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,092
Get that down over there!
581
00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,176
Fuck!
582
00:23:58,193 --> 00:23:59,679
Made sacrifices
583
00:23:59,697 --> 00:24:02,432
For the greater good
584
00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:04,851
But I'm just working
585
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,854
(loud machinery)
586
00:24:07,872 --> 00:24:09,771
- Move it out.
- (truck beeping)
587
00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:12,858
When the work is gettin' you
588
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,652
Take it back to the country
589
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,363
What is this?!
590
00:24:16,381 --> 00:24:18,781
This is a stack of timber.
On the road!
591
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:20,618
You're fucking up the flow of oil.
592
00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:22,119
Forget it!
- Sorry.
593
00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,580
Pipe heating.
You heat... the pipe.
594
00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:25,957
Whoo!
595
00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:27,834
Yeah...
596
00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:29,419
Jesus Christ!
597
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,837
He's ruining the pipe!
You dog fuckin' fairy!
598
00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:33,713
Oh, fuck!
599
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,758
- Woo!
(laughing)
600
00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:37,884
(screaming)
601
00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:41,180
- Let him burn, man! Let him burn!
- (cheering)
602
00:24:41,198 --> 00:24:43,097
Somebody fucking help!
Help me!
603
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,391
That buddy of yours, Damian,
604
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,934
did he get his workman's comp?
605
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,354
He took a bunch of oxys...
606
00:24:47,372 --> 00:24:49,940
and drove over his own hand
on purpose...
607
00:24:49,957 --> 00:24:52,652
Fucked his hand for life,
but I don't really think he cares.
608
00:24:52,669 --> 00:24:53,903
He's sittin' around making 80%.
609
00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:56,029
Like he just... said,
"My hand's fucked up...
610
00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:58,449
- and it was at work?"
- Yeah. Workers' comp.
611
00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:00,284
How long did he have to work
to get that?
612
00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:02,577
- Kicks in your first day.
- Deadly, man.
613
00:25:02,596 --> 00:25:04,579
(vehicle backing up)
614
00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:07,333
I've been up here
about a year and two months.
615
00:25:07,352 --> 00:25:09,044
I've already made over $300,000.
616
00:25:09,061 --> 00:25:10,628
And I'm already a spacer.
617
00:25:10,688 --> 00:25:12,382
Basically, my job is to...
618
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,092
line up the two pieces of pipe.
619
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,884
You got a good spacer,
620
00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:17,636
you got a good pipeline crew.
621
00:25:20,281 --> 00:25:22,976
If you can hold your drugs...
Oh, yeah.
622
00:25:22,992 --> 00:25:24,392
You know,
then you can hold your job,
623
00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:26,644
then, I dunno,
maybe it's not a problem.
624
00:25:27,622 --> 00:25:29,314
Terry's a typical green guy,
you know?
625
00:25:29,374 --> 00:25:31,525
At least he's tryin'. He's listenin'.
He doesn't know shit.
626
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,359
He's holding shit up,
but fucking Deaner, man!
627
00:25:33,377 --> 00:25:34,819
I never seen anyone fuck a dog like that.
628
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,822
He's like the master of doggy style.
629
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,450
Fuck, man. I'm tryin' to space, right?
It's my job.
630
00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:42,162
And he's in my space.
Fuck, Dean!
631
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:43,454
Hustle!
632
00:25:43,472 --> 00:25:46,040
Fucking freezing.
I don't have the clothes you guys got on.
633
00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:49,044
You got a ladies'...
fucking snowmobile suit.
634
00:25:50,313 --> 00:25:52,506
Where does that go?!
Fuck!
635
00:25:57,653 --> 00:25:59,346
Good job.
Right about 20 minutes.
636
00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:02,308
Hey, Dean! Dogfucker!
Finish this one up then we're done.
637
00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:04,019
Shut her down, boys!
638
00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:05,855
Alright... Argh!
639
00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:08,523
Eight hours, regular time...
640
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,818
four hours, time and a half,
two hours, double time.
641
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:14,821
So, it's 425 each.
Should be... uh... 800.
642
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,699
- Right fucking on!
- Whoo!
643
00:26:17,717 --> 00:26:19,784
- Go to Peelers'.
- Fucking Terry!
644
00:26:19,801 --> 00:26:21,911
We're wealthy, man!
645
00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:24,079
Show her you love her!
646
00:26:24,097 --> 00:26:25,874
(cheering)
647
00:26:26,267 --> 00:26:27,541
Yeah, let's just...
648
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:28,877
I'm gonna drown myself.
649
00:26:28,936 --> 00:26:31,172
This is a fucking day's work, guys.
650
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,049
This is a fucking day's net work.
651
00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:34,384
Fucking pound this.
652
00:26:35,778 --> 00:26:37,887
(cheering)
653
00:26:39,449 --> 00:26:41,642
Κeep fucking goin'.
654
00:26:41,659 --> 00:26:47,730
(cheering)
655
00:26:47,789 --> 00:26:49,441
Yeah, he's gurglin'.
656
00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:52,194
(rock music)
657
00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:55,782
Okay. One more.
658
00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:00,663
- Yeah!
- (machine): Bingo!
659
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,498
- Here, Tom!
- There's one.
660
00:27:02,516 --> 00:27:03,707
Number two!
661
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,209
So, you fucked Trish.
Pencil dick,
662
00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:06,625
did you fuck Trish?
663
00:27:06,644 --> 00:27:08,670
- Did you fuck Trish?
- (laughing)
664
00:27:08,686 --> 00:27:11,631
Am I seriously the only guy at this table
that ain't been down that road?
665
00:27:11,648 --> 00:27:12,882
Oh, you will be.
666
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,717
- Get him! Get him! Get him!
- Reload.
667
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,926
You suck!
668
00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:18,554
This gun ain't fucking workin', man.
669
00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:21,057
Yeah, it's workin'.
I'm just better than you.
670
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,644
Whoa! Whoa! I'm a deer.
671
00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:25,939
Take your pants down.
Just kidding.
672
00:27:25,957 --> 00:27:28,400
Oh! Oh! No, I'm joking.
673
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,950
(chuckling)
674
00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:41,122
We both lie silently still
in the dead of the night
675
00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:45,961
Although we both lie close together
676
00:27:46,854 --> 00:27:49,088
We feel miles apart inside
677
00:27:49,106 --> 00:27:53,134
Was it something I said
or something I did
678
00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:55,971
Did my words not come out right
679
00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:59,597
Though I tried not to hurt you
680
00:27:59,615 --> 00:28:01,683
Though I tried
681
00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:04,269
But I guess that's why they say
682
00:28:04,288 --> 00:28:07,940
Every rose has its thorn
683
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:13,880
Just like every night
684
00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:16,366
Has its dawn
685
00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:20,680
Just like every cowboy
686
00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:23,624
Sings a sad sad song
687
00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:28,045
Every rose has its thorn
688
00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:34,302
(laughing)
689
00:28:35,654 --> 00:28:37,265
That number again!
690
00:28:37,325 --> 00:28:38,932
Hmm...
691
00:28:41,662 --> 00:28:43,104
Home sweet home.
692
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,272
Hey, nice fucking big beds, man.
693
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,691
Which one's your bed?
694
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:51,444
(mumbling)
695
00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,948
Just like every night
696
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:57,451
Has its dawn
697
00:28:57,509 --> 00:28:59,787
- (loud kissing)
- Yep...
698
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:00,996
Ah...
699
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:04,083
Ah...!
(spitting)
700
00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:05,335
Whoa...
701
00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:08,631
This is... fucking...
702
00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:09,964
...so spicy.
703
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,468
Every rose has its thorn
704
00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:16,931
(moaning)
705
00:29:20,285 --> 00:29:22,310
- Come on! Come on!
Come on, Mike.
706
00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:24,271
Whoa! Whoa...
707
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,484
Is that clean?
708
00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:28,670
- My dick?
- No, man.
709
00:29:28,671 --> 00:29:30,445
I got clean stuff.
You need some?
710
00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,280
Well, what about weed?
711
00:29:32,298 --> 00:29:33,990
Nobody gives a fuck about weed, man.
712
00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:36,117
(dripping water)
713
00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:40,454
Well, look at this.
714
00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,789
Here you go.
715
00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:42,958
Bring it on!
716
00:29:42,974 --> 00:29:46,269
Here you go. And you...
Good news: You made the crew.
717
00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:49,756
- Terry! We're part of the fucking crew.
- Thanks, boss. Î’oss.
718
00:29:49,816 --> 00:29:51,924
- This better be fucking clean, Tron.
- It's good piss.
719
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:54,929
I'll take the entire amount, please.
720
00:29:54,947 --> 00:29:57,098
Come to Deaner!
721
00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:58,349
Aow!
722
00:29:58,367 --> 00:29:59,643
What if there's a fucking fire?
723
00:29:59,661 --> 00:30:01,936
I take a quarter out of every dollar
and I put it under my pillow.
724
00:30:01,996 --> 00:30:03,438
Quarters don't burn.
725
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,567
(whistling)
726
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,403
Oh... fuck!
727
00:30:10,422 --> 00:30:11,696
Warlock!
728
00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:16,493
Terry, it's a fucking Warlock, man!
729
00:30:16,511 --> 00:30:20,332
The most evil bass you could
possibly purchase with money.
730
00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:22,209
Which one can you purchase
without money?
731
00:30:22,227 --> 00:30:24,127
Well, you'd have to talk to Satan
about that.
732
00:30:24,855 --> 00:30:27,463
Alright, thanks, chief.
Take her sleazy.
733
00:30:28,442 --> 00:30:29,633
(ding! dong!)
734
00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:31,634
- Hey!
- Hey, Terry!
735
00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:34,554
- Fuck, you got a lot of shit in there.
- I'm a lady.
736
00:30:34,572 --> 00:30:36,806
- I need to bring my potions.
- Holy shit!
737
00:30:36,824 --> 00:30:38,307
Dean! Get in the back.
738
00:30:38,325 --> 00:30:41,144
- What are you talking' about, man!
- In the back! Trish's riding up front.
739
00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:42,729
- Thanks, Dean.
- Argh...
740
00:30:42,747 --> 00:30:45,231
We're gonna fucking get loaded
741
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,233
On the way to
Edmonton mall
742
00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:49,320
(chuckling)
743
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,739
(heavy metal music)
744
00:30:58,055 --> 00:31:00,332
- Men are dogs.
- Men are dogs and women are?
745
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,791
- Cunts!
- How'd you like to be called a cunt?
746
00:31:02,809 --> 00:31:05,337
So you think being a cunt's worse
than being a dog?
747
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,632
- Yeah, man!
- A cunt is a very beautiful animal.
748
00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:11,720
It's like a wild fucking predatory cat.
Like a jungle cat.
749
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,721
I'm gonna fucking buy myself
a bow and arrow...
750
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,972
and go cunt hunting.
751
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,557
See if you can bag a couple.
752
00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:19,185
Make a jacket out of one
and fucking have sex with the other.
753
00:31:19,788 --> 00:31:21,188
- Holy...
- Holy fuck!
754
00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:23,355
- Oh, my God!
- Look at that shit!
755
00:31:23,373 --> 00:31:24,773
Now that's a fucking mall!
756
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,125
Edmonton! Edmonton!
757
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,442
Western Edmonton!
758
00:31:27,461 --> 00:31:30,320
Edmonton! Edmonton!
Western Edmonton!
759
00:31:30,338 --> 00:31:32,073
Pick her up and take her down!
760
00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:33,490
Bring it on.
761
00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:37,244
- Can we pop this in the trunk, man?
- See you later, bassie.
762
00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,372
Ahoo!
763
00:31:38,388 --> 00:31:39,665
Ahoo!
764
00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:41,500
(rock music)
765
00:31:47,691 --> 00:31:48,883
(laughing)
766
00:31:48,901 --> 00:31:51,760
- Get some clothes on, you homos!
- What's with this fucking Speedo?
767
00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:54,137
- You don't even got pubes yet.
- Watch your fucking back.
768
00:31:54,155 --> 00:31:55,556
Faggots!
769
00:31:57,035 --> 00:31:58,352
Wow...
770
00:31:58,369 --> 00:32:00,480
That's like a fucking V-18 or something.
771
00:32:00,498 --> 00:32:03,316
That thing must fucking wail.
Don't touch it!
772
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:07,028
Yoo-ooh!
773
00:32:08,713 --> 00:32:10,073
Oh, fuck!
774
00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:11,449
Oh...
775
00:32:12,924 --> 00:32:13,992
Oh, yeah...
776
00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:17,162
It's like when you get your shit
out of the dryer: fuck, it's like a hug.
777
00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:19,914
Sin whores...
778
00:32:20,892 --> 00:32:24,127
Sink you here
sink you there
779
00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:26,506
- The Devil will sink you everywhere
- Rock and roll, man!
780
00:32:26,523 --> 00:32:27,882
Get him!
781
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,217
Woo!
782
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:32,430
Fucking blew my load!
783
00:32:32,447 --> 00:32:34,557
(sharp scream)
784
00:32:35,784 --> 00:32:36,892
Holy fuck!
785
00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:38,352
I'm gettin' that bow and arrow
for sure.
786
00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:40,563
- Those guns were fucking awesome.
- This is primeval.
787
00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:44,733
- A bow is the fucking just way
of murdering an animal.
788
00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:45,817
You got one shot.
789
00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:48,070
- That's true.
- Click! Click! Î’ang! Î’ang! Motherfucker!
790
00:32:48,131 --> 00:32:49,631
(mimicking gunshot)
791
00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:53,326
Trixie don't really...
trust me with Chastity on my own.
792
00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:55,704
She fucking touched the hot burner.
793
00:32:55,722 --> 00:32:57,999
Like it was red hot.
How fucking stupid do you have to be?
794
00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,167
Once burned, twice shy, though.
That's how you learn.
795
00:33:00,184 --> 00:33:02,086
Like Trixie didn't really see that
as a lesson.
796
00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:05,713
No. Trixie saw it as gross
misconduct of the parental kind.
797
00:33:05,731 --> 00:33:06,798
It's not your money, Terry.
798
00:33:06,816 --> 00:33:08,049
Credit's a deadly dragon.
799
00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:10,134
- I got 10,000.
- It's too much power.
800
00:33:10,193 --> 00:33:11,803
- Fuck off.
- Fucking Lord of the Rings, man.
801
00:33:11,863 --> 00:33:14,138
- You can't handle that.
- Go get your own credit card, man.
802
00:33:14,198 --> 00:33:15,473
- He's a grownup, Dean.
- Yeah.
803
00:33:15,532 --> 00:33:16,682
The cash, man!
804
00:33:17,702 --> 00:33:19,811
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
805
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,320
- Whoa...! Yeah, that's right on.
- It's hot.
806
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,239
- How much is it?
- Oh, shit!
807
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,450
- (bang!)
- Watch it.
808
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,663
- You have to get me this. Please.
- Okay. Yeah, sure.
809
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:39,125
- Do you like it?
- Yeah.
810
00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:42,337
How long do you figure...
we're gonna be here, there, Trish?
811
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,007
- Fuck...
- I dunno? I'm fucking shoppin'.
812
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:46,925
What?
813
00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:48,844
You know the 100-dollar rule, right?
814
00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,011
100-dollar rule?
815
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,347
Can you spend
more than 100 bucks on a chick?
816
00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,517
It's your fucking girlfriend.
Hang! So fucking watch it.
817
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,183
It's fine, Dean.
818
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:02,606
Trish? Me and... Terry,
we'll meet you in the food court, okay?
819
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,733
You fucking go.
I'll catch up with you later.
820
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,572
Are you gonna fucking try on a bra,
there, you fucking lady?
821
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:10,824
Do you like this one?
822
00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:14,746
All the fucking silk in China
couldn't fucking... cover that.
823
00:34:16,391 --> 00:34:19,041
- He's a fucking asshole.
- Yeah. Sometimes he is.
824
00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:21,585
(mall music)
825
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,425
He's like a lone wolf, you know?
He doesn't know when to...
826
00:34:27,443 --> 00:34:29,385
like stick with the pack
and when to fucking...
827
00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:30,929
chase his own rabbits.
828
00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:33,391
Maybe you think
that he's a lone wolf,
829
00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,226
and then you send him out
into the woods...
830
00:34:35,244 --> 00:34:37,061
and he's like out there alone, crying.
831
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:38,813
In the fucking cold, in the dark.
832
00:34:38,831 --> 00:34:40,356
He's my buddy.
I don't mean to rag on him...
833
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,900
- He's probably fragile.
- Yeah, he is.
834
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,293
And I fucking look out for him the most.
835
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,028
He'll drag me out to a bar,
and he'll be like,
836
00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:47,612
"Hey, fuck, Terry?
You gotta come see me sing".
837
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:49,657
And it's a total fucking embarrassment
to music.
838
00:34:49,675 --> 00:34:52,577
He can't be all that fucking bad.
I mean, he's hilarious.
839
00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,704
He's pretty funny, but like,
you know, sometimes...
840
00:34:54,722 --> 00:34:56,539
He's so cute when he smiles.
841
00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:57,914
I don't think so.
842
00:34:57,932 --> 00:35:00,501
Maybe he needs you
to be a better friend, like he's...
843
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:02,628
- What the fuck!
- he's probably just like... scared.
844
00:35:02,646 --> 00:35:06,259
Maybe he's wondering, like,
how you really feel about him.
845
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:08,219
He's his own fucking machine,
you know?
846
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,137
And I... He runs his own way.
847
00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:12,097
And I think he's just fucking jealous
848
00:35:12,157 --> 00:35:14,184
from what's happening
between you and I here.
849
00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:17,853
He can feel it too.
850
00:35:19,456 --> 00:35:22,693
(woman): Fuck, yeah!
(giggling)
851
00:35:22,710 --> 00:35:24,335
Oh, fuck!
852
00:35:24,336 --> 00:35:25,447
(smacking lips)
853
00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:27,239
- Yeah...
- Oh...!
854
00:35:29,469 --> 00:35:31,286
(moaning coming from television)
855
00:35:33,222 --> 00:35:34,623
Oh, yeah...
856
00:35:34,681 --> 00:35:36,373
Oh, fuck...
857
00:35:36,391 --> 00:35:38,208
(moaning)
858
00:35:42,646 --> 00:35:44,965
- Oh, yeah...
- Oh, fuck!
859
00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:47,134
Fuck the shit out of me, now!
860
00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:51,056
(waves from the bed)
Fucking good... Oh!
861
00:35:51,074 --> 00:35:52,514
Oh, yeah! Oh...
862
00:35:52,532 --> 00:35:54,184
(soft screaming)
863
00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:57,146
Oh, fuck!
I want you to come all over my tits!
864
00:35:57,206 --> 00:35:58,688
- (man): Alright...
- Oh, fuck.
865
00:35:58,706 --> 00:36:01,650
- Yeah...
- Yeah... Let me feel it all over me.
866
00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,735
Oh, fuck...
867
00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:06,630
Oh, yeah! I want to see the cum
shooting right out of your cock.
868
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,782
- Right around...
That's the way, Mike!
869
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,619
Here, try.
870
00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,789
Let it get hard,
just like you do your pecker.
871
00:36:13,847 --> 00:36:16,583
Surfin' on a pipeline
872
00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:19,336
Crusin' down a lifeline
873
00:36:19,355 --> 00:36:21,088
Okay, that's good.
874
00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:24,675
Whoo!
875
00:36:24,693 --> 00:36:26,885
What the fuck...? Deaner!
876
00:36:26,903 --> 00:36:28,887
What the fuck is that?!
What are you doing?
877
00:36:28,905 --> 00:36:30,764
Puttin' the skids
in the back of the truck, man.
878
00:36:30,782 --> 00:36:32,099
Fuck that!
879
00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,309
How many positions
can you fuck the dog in?
880
00:36:34,369 --> 00:36:36,311
You're fucking a doggy
in missionary position,
881
00:36:36,371 --> 00:36:37,688
not even doggy style, man.
882
00:36:37,704 --> 00:36:39,021
The dog's a Dean fucker.
883
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:40,690
Get it out of your ass.
884
00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:45,530
I have a fucking job to do
and I fucking do it.
885
00:36:45,548 --> 00:36:48,701
Yeah, your job is to be on break.
You do a really good job of that.
886
00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:50,869
I'm fucking...
just throwing skids, man.
887
00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:52,538
Throwing skids in your shorts.
888
00:36:52,556 --> 00:36:55,748
Better than the fucking skids
that Trish left in the hot tub.
889
00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:57,543
- (laughing)
- Whoa...
890
00:36:57,561 --> 00:36:59,711
- Dirty-fuck Trish.
- Fuck off!
891
00:36:59,728 --> 00:37:01,672
- You fucking fucked her
in the hot tub at West Εd.
892
00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:03,425
- Yeah, well, you were fucking
spying on me jerking off.
893
00:37:03,442 --> 00:37:07,054
- I had both my eyes closed
and I could still see you in that tub.
894
00:37:07,072 --> 00:37:08,905
I fucked Trish at the Rodeo one time.
895
00:37:08,907 --> 00:37:11,099
- Was she in the competition that year?
- (laughing)
896
00:37:11,117 --> 00:37:12,893
- I just boob-laid her.
- Michael Βublé?
897
00:37:12,911 --> 00:37:14,103
Yeah. Titty fuck.
898
00:37:14,121 --> 00:37:17,106
- You guys are fucking assholes, man.
- Yeah, I fuck asshole!
899
00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:18,190
(laughing)
900
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:21,443
You can't just fucking talk
about my fucking girlfriend like that...
901
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,860
- and not...
- Your girlfriend...
902
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,362
- (all): She's our girlfriend.
- You dumb fuck!
903
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,115
- She's like one of the kindest persons
I've ever met.
904
00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:29,701
(laughter)
905
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,286
Have you fucked Trish yet?
906
00:37:32,556 --> 00:37:33,621
No.
907
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,623
He wouldn't even have a chance
if he wanted to.
908
00:37:35,641 --> 00:37:36,751
He'd probably be, like,
909
00:37:36,768 --> 00:37:38,961
"Oh, I'm about to.
Oh, I gotta go on break. "
910
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:41,088
(laughing)
911
00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:47,887
Okay...
912
00:37:51,409 --> 00:37:52,559
Argh...
913
00:37:54,329 --> 00:37:55,980
Phew...
914
00:37:55,998 --> 00:37:59,233
Alright. Alright.
915
00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:00,527
(grunting)
916
00:38:03,757 --> 00:38:05,114
(vehicle backing up)
917
00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:09,244
Oh! Oh!
918
00:38:09,304 --> 00:38:10,786
Oh, fuck!
919
00:38:11,512 --> 00:38:12,663
Ah...
920
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,416
Ah! Ah, fuck!
921
00:38:16,809 --> 00:38:19,253
Oh! Oh...!
922
00:38:19,271 --> 00:38:20,922
Workers' comp hustle.
923
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:23,925
Tron, man, you gotta fucking help me.
I can't fucking handle it out here.
924
00:38:23,943 --> 00:38:25,427
I'll get the paperwork through.
925
00:38:25,445 --> 00:38:27,179
We'll get you your cash.
926
00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:28,597
We go 50-50.
927
00:38:28,615 --> 00:38:31,059
- I dunno, man... Fuck, I...
- Okay, you're fired.
928
00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:33,394
- Alright, fuck it.
- Fuck it.
929
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:34,646
- Fuck it!
- Yeah!
930
00:38:34,664 --> 00:38:36,688
Now keep it loose
so the tendons can stretch.
931
00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:37,815
Don't puss out.
932
00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,275
50-50, right?
933
00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:40,902
Yeah, I get half.
You get whatever's left.
934
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,862
Just go!
935
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,697
(long scream)
936
00:38:44,715 --> 00:38:46,617
Ah...!
937
00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:50,288
Ah... Jesus-Christly fuck!
- Sorry. Sorry.
938
00:38:50,306 --> 00:38:53,083
- Just give me some fucking epidural.
- What happened?
939
00:38:53,101 --> 00:38:55,085
I fucking told you:
when we were drivin' up, I said,
940
00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:56,378
"My beams are rattling".
941
00:38:56,396 --> 00:38:58,797
An old shit sandwich
went fucking comin'...
942
00:38:58,856 --> 00:39:01,173
skiddin' out like a fucking
grease leg, and...
943
00:39:01,192 --> 00:39:05,094
I felt the impact...
of a 60-pound fucking steel girder...
944
00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:06,469
comin' down on my ankle.
945
00:39:06,487 --> 00:39:09,056
Right before,
I kind of... passed out.
946
00:39:09,074 --> 00:39:12,016
I remember writhing in pain.
947
00:39:12,034 --> 00:39:14,646
And I remember... being at work.
948
00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:49,016
Oh... Ouch! Fuck...
949
00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:53,019
Dean Murdoch.
950
00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,023
Alright, take her sleazy.
951
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,815
Fuck, man...?
952
00:40:04,423 --> 00:40:06,201
- Argh!
- Let's see the cheque.
953
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,077
- There's no cheque, man.
- What?!
954
00:40:08,094 --> 00:40:09,579
It's a fucking letter.
955
00:40:10,514 --> 00:40:12,833
It says I gotta go make
some bullshit appointment...
956
00:40:12,851 --> 00:40:14,210
with some doctor or something.
957
00:40:14,268 --> 00:40:15,920
Here, make the appointment
so we can get the cash.
958
00:40:15,936 --> 00:40:18,547
Fuck, man. You wouldn't think
it'd be so hard to get free money.
959
00:40:18,606 --> 00:40:20,382
They always do this shit.
960
00:40:25,072 --> 00:40:26,387
- You ride in the back.
- Yeah?
961
00:40:26,405 --> 00:40:29,226
I'll get her goin' and then,
you fucking flush out the wild critters.
962
00:40:29,284 --> 00:40:31,353
Well, how will I tell you
to go faster or slower?
963
00:40:31,371 --> 00:40:33,563
I'll just give'r all the way.
964
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,068
Whoo-ooh!
965
00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:43,864
Go slow! Oh, fuck!
966
00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:47,034
Oh...
967
00:40:47,052 --> 00:40:48,286
(arrow being shot)
968
00:40:48,304 --> 00:40:50,121
- (meowing)
- Come on, Terry!
969
00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:53,750
- What the fuck did you make?
- I think it's like a fucking bear cub.
970
00:40:53,809 --> 00:40:55,126
Oh, fuck...
971
00:40:55,143 --> 00:40:58,630
Dean... it's a fucking house cat.
You fucking killed someone's pet.
972
00:40:58,648 --> 00:41:00,632
- We're in the fucking wild, man.
It's a wildcat.
973
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,594
No, it's got a fucking collar
and everything.
974
00:41:02,653 --> 00:41:05,304
Litter box?
There ain't no fucking litter box.
975
00:41:05,322 --> 00:41:07,641
Let's fucking go to Peelers', man,
let's celebrate.
976
00:41:07,659 --> 00:41:09,434
Whoo! First kill!
977
00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:10,768
I'm hookin' up with Trish tonight.
978
00:41:10,786 --> 00:41:13,313
First blood beers!
Let's go, Ter. Come on!
979
00:41:13,331 --> 00:41:14,606
Fuck! Don't point that at me, man.
980
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,150
I told her I'd be home by dark.
So I gotta fucking roll.
981
00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:19,570
- What the fuck is it with you and Trish?
- What are you talkin' about?
982
00:41:19,588 --> 00:41:22,365
Can't you see with your own two eyes
that she's the fucking town pump?
983
00:41:22,384 --> 00:41:23,909
I fucked Trish.
Tron fucked Trish.
984
00:41:23,927 --> 00:41:26,327
- What? You... you fucked Trish?
- Yeah!
985
00:41:26,346 --> 00:41:27,829
I fucked her at West End.
986
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:32,166
Right on.
987
00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:34,503
- So let's fucking go to Peelers', man.
- Yeah, I gotta go.
988
00:41:36,438 --> 00:41:37,880
Come over here, kitty.
Oh, you're still warm.
989
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,632
Come to Dean. Ah...
990
00:41:41,443 --> 00:41:43,802
(engine running)
991
00:41:43,862 --> 00:41:45,429
Terry, it's fucking perfect.
992
00:41:45,447 --> 00:41:47,766
- This has California emissions.
- Okay.
993
00:41:47,784 --> 00:41:49,809
- California em... Do you like movies?
- I love movies.
994
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:51,603
That's where movies come from,
it's California.
995
00:41:51,621 --> 00:41:53,231
Do you like music?
996
00:41:53,248 --> 00:41:54,898
- Fucking love music.
- There is a stereo...
997
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,443
- Okay?
- ... that plays music.
998
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:57,818
Can we knock the price down a bit?
999
00:41:57,878 --> 00:42:00,280
- We can knock it right down
to what's written right there.
1000
00:42:00,297 --> 00:42:02,407
The price can worry you,
when you think about it.
1001
00:42:02,425 --> 00:42:04,867
The key is: don't think about it.
1002
00:42:04,885 --> 00:42:06,260
Maybe just for now,
the truck's good.
1003
00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:08,579
You know, I dunno if I need
those other things.
1004
00:42:08,597 --> 00:42:10,458
We have to have the GPS.
1005
00:42:10,516 --> 00:42:11,626
Well...
1006
00:42:11,643 --> 00:42:14,295
What if I'm driving the truck
when you're at work and I get lost?
1007
00:42:14,313 --> 00:42:16,672
- Fucking pull out a map!
- Here's a scenario for you.
1008
00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:19,967
She pulls out the map,
and is wiped out by a semi-trailer.
1009
00:42:20,027 --> 00:42:22,887
Do you wanna be known as the guy
who let his wife and kids die...
1010
00:42:22,905 --> 00:42:24,389
- Okay, fine.
- ... on the side of the road?
1011
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,431
You want that? You're probably
gonna want the clear coat.
1012
00:42:26,449 --> 00:42:28,141
What, you fucking work here too?
1013
00:42:29,369 --> 00:42:30,978
I don't want the fucking extra stuff.
1014
00:42:31,038 --> 00:42:32,980
I'll take the truck and that's that.
1015
00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:34,315
Thanks a lot.
1016
00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:38,152
- No, you can't fucking have that!
We are not getting it!
1017
00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:39,945
At some point, I had to say no...
1018
00:42:39,963 --> 00:42:41,489
No, no, no. At some point...
1019
00:42:41,548 --> 00:42:44,661
At the point where I wanted
one fucking thing... Picture this.
1020
00:42:44,677 --> 00:42:46,329
I'm driving down the fucking highway.
1021
00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:48,081
Some fucking fluid cable busts.
1022
00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:50,833
The only fucking thing nearby
is a fucking pipeline...
1023
00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:52,335
full of horny old fucking men.
1024
00:42:52,393 --> 00:42:54,086
Well, yeah!
You might like that.
1025
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:55,797
What are you trying to say about me?
1026
00:42:55,813 --> 00:42:58,173
That I wanna fucking get gang-banged
by the fucking pipeline?
1027
00:42:58,192 --> 00:43:01,010
'Cause I thought you thought
I was a fucking decent human being.
1028
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:05,057
If you're so decent, then why the fuck
did you fuck Dean at the hotel?
1029
00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:10,271
"Oh, I'm so decent.
I'll fuck your best friend".
1030
00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:12,356
Did you have a good time with Dean
at our expense?
1031
00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:13,733
Was it worth it?
1032
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:18,403
- I thought you were different.
- I'm different: I care about you.
1033
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,612
If you cared about me,
1034
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,157
you wouldn't have fucking brought it up
that I fucked Dean.
1035
00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,992
I've you cared
two fucking licks about me,
1036
00:43:24,010 --> 00:43:25,494
you wouldn't wanna sit here...
1037
00:43:25,512 --> 00:43:27,371
and make me feel
like a fucking cheap whore.
1038
00:43:27,429 --> 00:43:29,539
I don't want to listen
to your bullshit anymore.
1039
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:31,333
Where the fuck are you goin'?
1040
00:43:31,351 --> 00:43:33,210
I dunno.
I'm all lost and scattered.
1041
00:43:33,271 --> 00:43:35,380
Well, maybe if we had a fucking GPS,
1042
00:43:35,398 --> 00:43:37,717
we wouldn't be lost,
you fucking idiot!
1043
00:43:37,733 --> 00:43:39,719
- (door slamming)
- Can you just like...
1044
00:43:39,735 --> 00:43:42,096
- Stupid.
- turn off your bad mood button?
1045
00:43:42,114 --> 00:43:44,306
I'll show you
a fucking bad mood button!
1046
00:43:44,324 --> 00:43:46,307
It's fucking bullshit!
I didn't do fucking anything.
1047
00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:49,811
"You passed out, so I fucked someone. "
People pass out all the time!
1048
00:43:49,829 --> 00:43:51,731
I've been passin' out
since I was a kid.
1049
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:54,400
If you acted like you liked me,
you wouldn't fucking treat me like this.
1050
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,987
Just fucking calm the fuck down...
1051
00:43:56,005 --> 00:43:59,282
(screeching): Don't tell me...
what to fucking do!
1052
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,407
Sorry!
1053
00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:02,284
Why don't I just fucking get
on my knees...
1054
00:44:02,302 --> 00:44:04,161
so you can come on my face and leave!
1055
00:44:05,264 --> 00:44:07,123
You know what the problem is
right now?
1056
00:44:07,141 --> 00:44:08,873
The problem is that I am realizing...
1057
00:44:08,891 --> 00:44:10,500
- Oh, fuck...
- that I am a fucking idiot.
1058
00:44:10,518 --> 00:44:12,960
I let myself,
for once in my fucking life,
1059
00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:15,088
believe some fucking man...
1060
00:44:15,356 --> 00:44:17,132
believe that you actually cared
about me.
1061
00:44:17,150 --> 00:44:19,342
- Oh, fuck. Come on!
- I know now that was fucking bullshit.
1062
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,262
And I can't believe I let my guard down.
1063
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,722
Just havin' a fucking blowout.
1064
00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:25,684
Fucking fucked my best friend,
and I'm looking past it-
1065
00:44:25,702 --> 00:44:28,311
Do you fucking think
I enjoyed fucking Dean?
1066
00:44:28,329 --> 00:44:31,063
- I dunno?
- First of all, he has one fucking nut.
1067
00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,458
- I know!
- It is disgusting!
1068
00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:33,733
He is disgusting.
1069
00:44:33,751 --> 00:44:35,818
You don't think I feel terrible
about that?
1070
00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:37,070
Because I do.
1071
00:44:37,088 --> 00:44:39,572
- I won't bring it up again.
- I feel disgusting.
1072
00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:42,034
- I'm fucking sorry.
- I feel like a fucking slut...
1073
00:44:42,052 --> 00:44:43,952
Look, I'm fucking sorry.
Don't cry.
1074
00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:45,871
Don't fucking cry.
It's alright.
1075
00:44:45,889 --> 00:44:47,666
I know, I'm fucking slime.
1076
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,793
I can't believe I fucked Dean.
1077
00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:54,088
(heavy metal music)
1078
00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:57,550
Whale hunter
1079
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,677
(singing off-key)
1080
00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:05,724
(spitting)
1081
00:45:05,742 --> 00:45:07,309
(music playing in the distance)
1082
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,744
Fuckin' A, man.
1083
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,036
We're fucking totally stoked
for tomorrow night.
1084
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,539
You comin' out, dude?
(He hits bass notes.)
1085
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,264
Yeah, I know.
I'll totally be there. I just...
1086
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,376
Yeah, we kinda need your car
tomorrow night.
1087
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,585
You can just fucking take it.
1088
00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:32,963
What do you mean, "take it?"
1089
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,632
- Just fucking have the car.
- You're givin' me your fucking Rolls?
1090
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,635
Oh, yeah.
It's fucking yours, Dean.
1091
00:45:38,112 --> 00:45:39,804
Hey, where are you going
with the TV, man?
1092
00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:41,681
You can have your half
when you fucking pay me back.
1093
00:45:41,699 --> 00:45:44,309
Have a good fucking jam, guys.
1094
00:45:44,619 --> 00:45:46,311
Wanna get the door for me?
1095
00:45:48,289 --> 00:45:50,480
- Well, thanks for the car.
- Go fuck yourself.
1096
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,858
See you at the show.
1097
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,902
Can we do somethin' more...
like change the sound...
1098
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,653
and make it sort of more
like a laser at the end?
1099
00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:59,197
- (laser sound effect)
- Ah, no, that's... like a gay laser.
1100
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,365
Something like evil.
1101
00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:03,954
(rumbling sounding note)
1102
00:46:04,722 --> 00:46:06,914
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
1103
00:46:08,561 --> 00:46:11,170
We're fucking... Night Seeker.
1104
00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:13,630
I think a lot of you guys
came out for Tit Seeker.
1105
00:46:13,648 --> 00:46:17,260
This is our first show on planet Earth.
So you guys are pretty lucky.
1106
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,844
Give'r.
1107
00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:22,514
(rock music)
1108
00:46:25,829 --> 00:46:28,648
(singing off-key)
1109
00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:31,775
Get her to catch stuff
until working through the haze
1110
00:46:31,793 --> 00:46:34,528
You just feast
You never see
1111
00:46:34,588 --> 00:46:37,865
Captain said that big white's for me
1112
00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:40,577
- (TV): This is Mantracker.
- What?
1113
00:46:40,594 --> 00:46:41,885
Fire it up.
1114
00:46:41,887 --> 00:46:43,579
His work could be a matter of life
and death.
1115
00:46:43,597 --> 00:46:44,829
(coughing)
1116
00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,766
This is totally
gonna fucking help my cramps.
1117
00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:49,501
No headache for you now
1118
00:46:50,436 --> 00:46:52,588
Whale hunter
1119
00:46:52,606 --> 00:46:55,175
She'll swallow your harpoon
1120
00:46:55,193 --> 00:46:56,509
Get a ride from a fucking truck driver,
1121
00:46:56,527 --> 00:46:58,260
and they just want you
to give them a blowjob...
1122
00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:00,597
while they're driving;
it's fucking dangerous.
1123
00:47:00,615 --> 00:47:03,141
I fucking look back
and there's this fucking crusty ginch...
1124
00:47:03,202 --> 00:47:05,061
with pornos,
and I was like, couldn't sleep.
1125
00:47:05,077 --> 00:47:07,730
Otherwise, he would've sent me
to his crusty jerk-off den.
1126
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:12,108
Oh Lucy
1127
00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:15,655
(singing out of tune)
1128
00:47:16,382 --> 00:47:18,449
Oh Lucy
1129
00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:19,911
You still got your heart
1130
00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:21,663
And your heart's beating Lucy
1131
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:24,498
You still got respect and dignity
1132
00:47:30,356 --> 00:47:32,463
- (cheering)
- Give a big hand for Dusty Rhodes!
1133
00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:35,175
Night Seeker
gets in your fucking head!
1134
00:47:35,193 --> 00:47:37,219
(soft music)
1135
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,347
Have you seen Terry, man?
1136
00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:43,282
- No. He didn't show up.
- What the fuck? He didn't show up?
1137
00:47:43,284 --> 00:47:46,144
He doesn't seem to be interested
in Night Band, or whatever it is.
1138
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:49,773
Couldn't rip himself from the fucking
sweat-stained couch he fucking lives on.
1139
00:47:49,793 --> 00:47:51,443
Fucking having cuddle finger fuck.
1140
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:53,487
He's gone, man.
He's fucking... history.
1141
00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:55,655
Well, let's go
to his fucking house, man.
1142
00:47:55,673 --> 00:47:58,032
Fuck shit up.
Let's fucking do it up.
1143
00:47:58,592 --> 00:47:59,994
- (ding! dong!)
- What the fuck is that?
1144
00:48:00,052 --> 00:48:03,163
- I'm comin'.
- I'm not buyin' any of that shit.
1145
00:48:03,722 --> 00:48:04,831
Hey, dude!
1146
00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,666
How's it goin', Ter?
1147
00:48:06,686 --> 00:48:08,003
- Whoo!
- Let's do it!
1148
00:48:08,061 --> 00:48:10,130
- Come on in, guys.
- (belching)
1149
00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:12,967
I'm fucking here
to invite you cordially to a party...
1150
00:48:12,985 --> 00:48:14,760
that we're having back
at our motel.
1151
00:48:14,777 --> 00:48:15,969
We checked out.
1152
00:48:15,987 --> 00:48:18,014
So I fucking took my shit out,
and you can get out too.
1153
00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,474
- Fu...
- I'm done fucking paying. Get out.
1154
00:48:20,492 --> 00:48:22,684
- Tron, you gotta go.
- Terry, we brought you a lady.
1155
00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:25,019
- Take your pick.
- He has a lady.
1156
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,271
Yeah, he has a fucking battleship,
actually.
1157
00:48:27,289 --> 00:48:29,523
- Terry isn't goin' anywhere!
- Look at me, you fucking...
1158
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:31,900
Was that a fucking whale song
in the back...
1159
00:48:31,918 --> 00:48:32,985
- Shut the fuck up!
- Oh-oh!
1160
00:48:33,003 --> 00:48:34,070
Guys...
1161
00:48:34,088 --> 00:48:36,030
Get out of here.
You wanna fucking go!
1162
00:48:36,215 --> 00:48:37,365
Get out!
1163
00:48:37,425 --> 00:48:39,617
- Shut up!
- (screaming)
1164
00:48:39,635 --> 00:48:41,371
- It's alright, Trish.
- Tron, you get him out.
1165
00:48:41,431 --> 00:48:43,498
- Let 'em go. Let 'em work it out.
- Gas pedal.
1166
00:48:43,516 --> 00:48:45,625
- Oh!
- Yeah! Get in there!
1167
00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:50,797
(screeching): Get out of my house!
1168
00:48:52,483 --> 00:48:54,550
Oh! Ah...!
1169
00:48:55,027 --> 00:48:58,222
- Get out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
1170
00:48:59,949 --> 00:49:01,559
Hope you fucking bleed to death.
1171
00:49:02,036 --> 00:49:03,896
- What the fuck was that, Terry?
- Sorry.
1172
00:49:03,914 --> 00:49:06,190
I dunno... I'm sorry.
(crying)
1173
00:49:06,206 --> 00:49:08,192
We'll have it fucking soak.
1174
00:49:10,628 --> 00:49:12,070
What a fucking asshole.
1175
00:49:12,088 --> 00:49:14,155
- Fuck that party!
- Yeah, right!
1176
00:49:15,798 --> 00:49:17,199
- Ouch!
- Shh! Shut up!
1177
00:49:17,217 --> 00:49:19,577
Check this out.
(laughing)
1178
00:49:26,351 --> 00:49:28,086
- Shit in his wash...
(whispering): No, man.
1179
00:49:28,146 --> 00:49:29,545
Gonna shit in the washer.
1180
00:49:29,563 --> 00:49:32,132
It'll wash through in the cycle.
Go in the dryer.
1181
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:34,552
Get in...
(chuckling)
1182
00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:35,929
Big warm thoughts.
1183
00:49:36,614 --> 00:49:38,347
I need fucking tissue...
1184
00:49:38,365 --> 00:49:40,766
I can wipe my ass
with this fucking thing here.
1185
00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,610
- Hi.
- Hi.
1186
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,528
Uh, Workers' Comp Board.
1187
00:49:51,545 --> 00:49:53,824
Take a seat.
The doctor will see you in a second.
1188
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,117
- No sweatsky.
- Okay. Thanks.
1189
00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:00,038
Ah...
1190
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,588
Just hop down to the second door
on your right, okay?
1191
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,007
He's on his way.
1192
00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,556
(phone ringing in the distance)
1193
00:50:20,201 --> 00:50:21,434
Hello, Dean.
1194
00:50:21,869 --> 00:50:23,311
Come on in.
1195
00:50:23,329 --> 00:50:25,481
- What are you doin' here?
- Long time no see.
1196
00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:27,315
I saw him after the chemotherapy.
1197
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:30,152
And that was it. Uh...
1198
00:50:30,211 --> 00:50:31,653
He was supposed to have follow-up.
1199
00:50:31,672 --> 00:50:34,949
And we actually had the appointments
all set up, but he never showed.
1200
00:50:34,967 --> 00:50:37,827
Dr. McArthur,
the Workman's Comp lady,
1201
00:50:37,844 --> 00:50:40,998
she sent me your file and...
they did some investigations.
1202
00:50:41,016 --> 00:50:42,833
And... uh...
1203
00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:44,168
the cancer's back.
1204
00:50:44,228 --> 00:50:46,336
We'll have to take off
your left testicle.
1205
00:50:47,231 --> 00:50:48,338
The last one.
1206
00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:50,842
Fuck off!
1207
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,094
Dean... didn't do what he should have.
1208
00:50:53,112 --> 00:50:54,344
And worse than that,
1209
00:50:54,362 --> 00:50:56,514
he actually did a lot of stuff
that he shouldn't have.
1210
00:50:56,532 --> 00:50:59,016
In other words:
he kept on drinking, carousing,
1211
00:50:59,074 --> 00:51:00,516
that's really bad for the liver.
1212
00:51:00,534 --> 00:51:01,893
And the liver's trying to...
1213
00:51:01,911 --> 00:51:03,019
kill off the cancer cells.
1214
00:51:03,454 --> 00:51:05,313
Lots of people live
without their testicles.
1215
00:51:05,331 --> 00:51:06,690
Yeah, they're called women.
1216
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:08,275
We'll put a prosthesis in.
1217
00:51:08,293 --> 00:51:09,652
Can I get big ones?
1218
00:51:09,670 --> 00:51:11,028
You'll get big, hairy ones.
1219
00:51:11,047 --> 00:51:13,030
The only explanation
that makes any sense...
1220
00:51:13,048 --> 00:51:14,909
is that, just by a weird stroke of luck,
1221
00:51:14,925 --> 00:51:18,494
he had a new onset of cancer
in his remaining testicle.
1222
00:51:18,512 --> 00:51:20,581
- Oh...
- It's okay. Take your time.
1223
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,916
- Fuck.
- Take a good look.
1224
00:51:22,934 --> 00:51:25,418
I've got some definite therapy.
1225
00:51:25,436 --> 00:51:27,128
A plan which is workable.
1226
00:51:27,146 --> 00:51:29,422
And at the end of it, you'll live.
1227
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,885
If you just disappear on me again,
1228
00:51:31,902 --> 00:51:33,929
you'll get sick and you'll die.
1229
00:51:35,574 --> 00:51:37,307
Am I... am I gonna get tits?
1230
00:51:46,126 --> 00:51:47,485
He's never really been a friend.
1231
00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:50,110
He's always just been fucking using me,
you know?
1232
00:51:50,128 --> 00:51:52,322
From day one,
when I look back on it,
1233
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,822
I'm like... you know,
1234
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,242
it was like a one-way street.
1235
00:51:55,259 --> 00:51:57,284
He was just taking, taking, taking,
you know?
1236
00:51:57,302 --> 00:51:58,954
He never fucking gave back.
1237
00:51:59,097 --> 00:52:00,914
Where the fuck is he...?
1238
00:52:00,932 --> 00:52:03,041
Friendship is something that,
you know,
1239
00:52:03,059 --> 00:52:04,501
has two sides to the coin.
1240
00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:06,713
And right now,
there's just one coin spinnin' around,
1241
00:52:06,731 --> 00:52:08,215
with fucking Dean's head on it.
1242
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,634
Well, there you are,
you fucking asshole!
1243
00:52:19,994 --> 00:52:21,811
- Hey!
- What the fuck did you do?
1244
00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:23,731
You shit in my dryer?
You fucking...
1245
00:52:23,748 --> 00:52:25,440
disrespect my girl,
you piece of shit?
1246
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:26,610
Fucking asshole!
1247
00:52:26,628 --> 00:52:28,820
Go fuck yourself.
You ain't my friend no more.
1248
00:52:28,838 --> 00:52:30,822
No way we're ever gonna be friends
again, you piece of shit.
1249
00:52:32,134 --> 00:52:33,449
If he just fucking died...
1250
00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:36,452
and dropped off the face of the Earth,
I wouldn't really give a shit.
1251
00:52:36,471 --> 00:52:38,788
You know,
he's pretty much fucking dead to me.
1252
00:52:59,286 --> 00:53:02,646
Jesus Christ
1253
00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:06,275
Sent by God above
1254
00:53:08,211 --> 00:53:11,989
To save us
1255
00:53:12,007 --> 00:53:13,867
From our sins
1256
00:53:17,054 --> 00:53:18,414
(choking)
1257
00:53:18,432 --> 00:53:22,001
He who weeps
1258
00:53:22,644 --> 00:53:26,715
In want of love
1259
00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:31,385
Place your faith
1260
00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:34,347
In Him
1261
00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,266
Once, she was small.
1262
00:53:37,367 --> 00:53:38,976
All eyes and arms.
1263
00:53:38,994 --> 00:53:40,686
Soft as a pair of fuzzy dice.
1264
00:53:40,704 --> 00:53:42,480
Now, she's grown.
1265
00:53:42,496 --> 00:53:45,400
And that has been known.
She's become a predator.
1266
00:53:45,418 --> 00:53:46,985
On ice.
1267
00:53:47,253 --> 00:53:50,155
Defender of cages,
bane of the sniper.
1268
00:53:50,173 --> 00:53:52,074
Wise as a wizard,
quick as a viper.
1269
00:53:52,092 --> 00:53:53,659
Lady Dynasty.
1270
00:53:53,677 --> 00:53:55,661
You're the king's only heir.
1271
00:53:56,096 --> 00:53:58,121
For his sceptre's empty.
1272
00:53:58,599 --> 00:54:00,458
A cave with no bear.
1273
00:54:00,476 --> 00:54:01,876
Live long and prosper.
1274
00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:04,505
So that all through the ages,
1275
00:54:04,813 --> 00:54:06,965
though the king will be gone...
1276
00:54:07,358 --> 00:54:09,385
his fire still rages.
1277
00:54:09,903 --> 00:54:11,512
Thanks, Daddy. I love you.
1278
00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:12,889
I love you too.
1279
00:54:20,081 --> 00:54:22,231
(tolling)
1280
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:28,653
- Yeah, I could go
with a fucking diamond in my ear.
1281
00:54:28,672 --> 00:54:30,572
Wow, look how it sparkles.
1282
00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:33,117
Diamonds are very sparkly.
1283
00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:35,744
- Do you want somethin'?
- No, no, no.
1284
00:54:36,347 --> 00:54:38,123
You like that one.
I fucking can tell.
1285
00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:39,291
I don't like it.
1286
00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,585
I can't tell whether you don't like it
or you don't want it.
1287
00:54:41,603 --> 00:54:43,878
I don't want it. Oh!
1288
00:54:43,938 --> 00:54:45,005
You like it?
1289
00:54:45,023 --> 00:54:47,967
- I love it! I love it! I love it!
- Okay. We'll take it.
1290
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:49,635
That'll be 1258 altogether.
1291
00:54:50,945 --> 00:54:52,179
Here you go.
1292
00:54:52,197 --> 00:54:55,056
Put the 258 on this
and the rest on there.
1293
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,226
I'll buy whatever I please.
1294
00:54:56,244 --> 00:54:57,436
Thank you.
1295
00:54:57,452 --> 00:54:59,019
(loud kiss)
1296
00:55:05,628 --> 00:55:06,737
Right on!
1297
00:55:06,755 --> 00:55:08,447
Bring it down more, fuck!
1298
00:55:08,465 --> 00:55:10,074
The price of oil's gone in the shitter.
1299
00:55:10,092 --> 00:55:12,867
Just got word from the Head Office.
I'm gonna have to let you all go.
1300
00:55:12,885 --> 00:55:14,244
(protesting)
1301
00:55:14,262 --> 00:55:16,496
- Paid vacation in the Mac.
- We get paid?
1302
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,373
- You, I...
- What does that mean?
1303
00:55:18,391 --> 00:55:20,876
It's like 75% of our cheque
for up to six months.
1304
00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:23,043
- Oh, fuck! How do you get it?
- You got it. How long you worked here?
1305
00:55:23,061 --> 00:55:25,255
- Just over two months.
- Two months, that's it, man.
1306
00:55:25,273 --> 00:55:27,507
- Let's fucking rage!
- Oh...
1307
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,469
- What?
- 'Cause it's three months.
1308
00:55:29,487 --> 00:55:30,679
Oh...
1309
00:55:30,679 --> 00:55:31,822
Just shy.
1310
00:55:31,822 --> 00:55:33,431
- They just fired me like that?
- Yeah.
1311
00:55:33,449 --> 00:55:35,391
- I didn't do nothin'.
- And you get nothin'.
1312
00:55:35,409 --> 00:55:36,684
No, but Tron, like...
1313
00:55:36,702 --> 00:55:38,186
That's the Mac.
1314
00:55:38,579 --> 00:55:39,896
(whispering): We out.
1315
00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:51,869
What do you mean,
you fucking got laid off?
1316
00:55:51,887 --> 00:55:54,246
The fucking price of oil...
or some shit.
1317
00:55:54,264 --> 00:55:56,581
Well, you need to fucking
call them back right now...
1318
00:55:56,599 --> 00:55:58,958
and tell 'em
that you can't fucking be laid off...
1319
00:55:58,976 --> 00:56:00,628
- Hey!
- and you need a fucking job.
1320
00:56:00,644 --> 00:56:03,586
Fucking chill out 'cause I got
like six month no interest payments.
1321
00:56:03,606 --> 00:56:05,715
Why are you acting so fucking...
Just calm down!
1322
00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:08,635
What are we... God, Terry!
Don't fucking tell me to calm down!
1323
00:56:08,652 --> 00:56:11,596
So I'll get another job.
So there's no reason to get all mad.
1324
00:56:11,614 --> 00:56:13,097
I'm fucking pregnant.
1325
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:15,974
And how did that happen?
1326
00:56:15,994 --> 00:56:18,186
You're the one who doesn't like
to fucking use condoms
1327
00:56:18,204 --> 00:56:19,396
'cause it feels better.
1328
00:56:19,414 --> 00:56:20,940
- Shh.
- Well, fucking fuck you, Terry!
1329
00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:22,275
Just settle the fuck down.
1330
00:56:22,293 --> 00:56:24,318
It's not good for your health
to be so angry.
1331
00:56:24,336 --> 00:56:26,445
What if we can't afford
to feed the baby?
1332
00:56:26,463 --> 00:56:27,655
We'll feed the baby.
1333
00:56:27,672 --> 00:56:30,534
They just eat crackers anyway
for the first six months.
1334
00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:32,034
I'm gonna be a dad.
1335
00:56:32,052 --> 00:56:33,202
(sniffling)
1336
00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:35,163
- I love you.
- I love you too.
1337
00:56:35,181 --> 00:56:36,331
Fuck...
1338
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,166
When she told me she was pregnant,
you know,
1339
00:56:38,184 --> 00:56:40,585
I didn't dare tell her that I'm sterile.
1340
00:56:40,603 --> 00:56:44,048
There's a definite possibility
that Dean's the father of my child.
1341
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:47,802
That just is a whole other...
floodgate of fucking emotions that I...
1342
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,804
you know, can't really handle.
1343
00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:52,224
(music in the distance)
1344
00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:00,188
Tron!
1345
00:57:00,206 --> 00:57:02,065
Tron! It's the Deaner!
1346
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,733
Tron, what the fuck
you doin' here, man?
1347
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,402
Tron, man!
1348
00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:07,405
Ah, fuck it...
1349
00:57:09,007 --> 00:57:10,242
Oh, yeah...
1350
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,704
That's right...
(inhaling)
1351
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,295
(holding breath): It's crack, man!
1352
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:23,922
This is the shit!
1353
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,931
This is...
1354
00:57:30,949 --> 00:57:32,641
Can... can you keep a secret, man?
1355
00:57:32,659 --> 00:57:34,184
(holding breath): Yeah... Sure, man.
1356
00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:36,186
(exhaling)
1357
00:57:37,956 --> 00:57:39,148
I got no fucking nuts.
1358
00:57:39,166 --> 00:57:42,360
The fucking bullshit nightmare
came back, and...
1359
00:57:42,378 --> 00:57:44,153
they took the other one too.
1360
00:57:49,009 --> 00:57:51,159
- (coughing and laughing)
- Fuck off, man!
1361
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,119
No nuts, man.
1362
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,039
Fuck you, man! It's fuck...
1363
00:57:55,056 --> 00:57:56,581
A man walking around
with an empty sack.
1364
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,710
It's like Santa Claus on Boxing Day.
1365
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,471
It ain't fucking great
to live with no fucking balls, man.
1366
00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:09,889
It's fuck... Fuck.
1367
00:58:09,907 --> 00:58:11,056
It's not a life, man.
1368
00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:13,893
You know,
you wanna know a secret?
1369
00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:15,186
Keep a little secret for me?
1370
00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:16,269
Sure.
1371
00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:18,563
I'm on a suicide run.
Right now.
1372
00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:21,193
I'm done, man.
1373
00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,027
I'm fucking gone.
1374
00:58:25,132 --> 00:58:29,786
I feel like rolling myself
into a fucking... brick wall, man.
1375
00:58:29,802 --> 00:58:31,829
- Ending it all, man.
- Fucking right, man.
1376
00:58:31,847 --> 00:58:33,246
When do you wanna do it?
1377
00:58:36,641 --> 00:58:38,168
Fucking Boxing Day.
1378
00:58:38,186 --> 00:58:39,960
That's nice, man.
1379
00:58:39,978 --> 00:58:41,295
One last Christmas.
1380
00:58:41,313 --> 00:58:43,840
Suicide on the wish list.
1381
00:58:44,943 --> 00:58:46,927
One, two, three...
Dead.
1382
00:58:46,945 --> 00:58:48,887
Together? Isn't it gay?
1383
00:58:49,405 --> 00:58:50,597
It's dead.
1384
00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:57,106
If I can't fucking go through with it,
you'll do it, right?
1385
00:58:57,123 --> 00:58:59,108
I won't fucking puss out
and do myself...
1386
00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,775
before I fucking do you, man.
1387
00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:01,985
Fucking deadly, man.
1388
00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:03,570
Suicide pact!
1389
00:59:03,588 --> 00:59:05,197
Yeah!
1390
00:59:15,936 --> 00:59:17,061
Hi, there. Oh, hey!
1391
00:59:17,061 --> 00:59:18,646
- Hey!
How's she getting there, buddy?
1392
00:59:18,646 --> 00:59:20,146
Oh, fuck, not too bad.
1393
00:59:20,148 --> 00:59:21,340
Hey, have you heard the news?
1394
00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:23,717
- No? What?
- That buddy of yours, Deaner?
1395
00:59:24,110 --> 00:59:26,195
- Yeah, I fucking know Dean.
- Yeah, he's...
1396
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,387
He's got no balls.
1397
00:59:27,405 --> 00:59:29,054
- He's got one ball.
- Ah, no.
1398
00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:30,489
He lost his last nut.
1399
00:59:30,490 --> 00:59:32,826
That's what the dog fucker gets, eh?
1400
00:59:32,827 --> 00:59:34,601
Fill the top up too,
there, buddy.
1401
00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:37,581
You know, knowing what I know now,
1402
00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:39,291
I probably, you know...
1403
00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:41,293
I didn't realize what the fuck
he was goin' through.
1404
00:59:41,295 --> 00:59:42,961
And so, now, I feel bad.
1405
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:44,237
You know, a little.
1406
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,657
He's still an asshole,
1407
00:59:46,675 --> 00:59:49,869
but I would like to find him,
so I can tell him that.
1408
00:59:55,351 --> 00:59:56,876
(engine running)
1409
01:00:01,942 --> 01:00:03,400
Fuck...
1410
01:00:03,402 --> 01:00:04,527
Hey, Dean.
1411
01:00:04,527 --> 01:00:06,905
I ain't seen you in a long time, man.
1412
01:00:06,905 --> 01:00:08,264
Yeah, I know.
1413
01:00:08,949 --> 01:00:10,141
Hey, uh...
1414
01:00:12,996 --> 01:00:15,063
I was thinking maybe we should, uh...
you know...
1415
01:00:15,539 --> 01:00:17,775
You should come by.
Come over for Christmas.
1416
01:00:19,626 --> 01:00:21,501
Like not... you know, like...
you know...
1417
01:00:21,503 --> 01:00:23,070
Get you out of here.
1418
01:00:23,797 --> 01:00:26,340
- Did you talk to Trish about that?
- Yeah, it's...
1419
01:00:26,342 --> 01:00:27,909
kind of her idea, really.
1420
01:00:33,182 --> 01:00:34,458
Sounds nice.
1421
01:00:38,356 --> 01:00:39,922
Get in.
1422
01:00:48,824 --> 01:00:51,117
Come on, Dean!
Fucking help me decorate the tree!
1423
01:00:51,117 --> 01:00:52,202
(vomiting noise)
1424
01:00:52,202 --> 01:00:53,394
The sparkly load.
1425
01:00:53,413 --> 01:00:56,273
I wanna give you my...
Christmas present early.
1426
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,626
That's you fucking bass, man.
It's your blood bass.
1427
01:00:58,628 --> 01:01:01,253
I don't need it where I'm goin'.
I'm goin' to fucking Cabo Wabo.
1428
01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:02,338
Where?
1429
01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,282
I'm goin' to Cabo Wabo, man.
1430
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,342
- When are you goin' there?
- Right after Christmas.
1431
01:01:06,344 --> 01:01:09,079
- How long are you goin' for, man?
- I dunno.
1432
01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:12,056
Who the fuck knows?
You might never see me again...
1433
01:01:12,056 --> 01:01:13,224
Shut the fuck up, man.
1434
01:01:13,224 --> 01:01:15,141
I put a lot of thought into it, man.
I fucking...
1435
01:01:15,143 --> 01:01:17,978
put the scales in the balance, and...
1436
01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:19,688
You know, it came up Cabo.
1437
01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:20,815
You know what?
1438
01:01:20,815 --> 01:01:22,567
Maybe you guys should go...
1439
01:01:22,568 --> 01:01:24,235
and spend a little time together.
1440
01:01:24,237 --> 01:01:26,237
Fuck, let's go get a turkey,
we'll hit Peelers'...
1441
01:01:26,239 --> 01:01:27,572
No Peelers'.
1442
01:01:27,574 --> 01:01:28,807
Fine.
1443
01:01:29,451 --> 01:01:30,534
(farting)
1444
01:01:30,536 --> 01:01:32,286
- Right on!
- (gobbling)
1445
01:01:32,286 --> 01:01:33,329
Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
1446
01:01:33,329 --> 01:01:34,605
Here you go.
1447
01:01:34,623 --> 01:01:35,748
Her name's Lily.
1448
01:01:35,748 --> 01:01:37,333
We're gonna murder you, Lily.
1449
01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:40,085
(He cackles loudly.)
1450
01:01:40,086 --> 01:01:42,003
I've got the bead right on her.
1451
01:01:42,005 --> 01:01:44,257
Dean, fucking shoot it!
I'm fucking starvin' hungry!
1452
01:01:44,259 --> 01:01:47,260
Take it fucking down
like the turkey it is.
1453
01:01:47,262 --> 01:01:50,139
Go! It's your shot.
I'll fucking do it.
1454
01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:51,306
I can't do it, man.
1455
01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:53,016
- No! Terry, fuck! Don't!
- (arrow whizzing)
1456
01:01:53,018 --> 01:01:54,585
Fuck... What do you mean,
you can't fucking do it?
1457
01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:56,228
I dunno, man.
I ain't got it in me.
1458
01:01:56,230 --> 01:01:59,606
No, come on! I'm your friend,
hellraiser. Come to the Deaner.
1459
01:01:59,608 --> 01:02:01,525
Come...
(smacking lips)
1460
01:02:01,525 --> 01:02:02,967
Oh!
1461
01:02:03,318 --> 01:02:05,469
Oh...! Fuck...
1462
01:02:07,449 --> 01:02:10,141
You wanna go free, don't you,
hellraiser...?
1463
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:13,746
It's hard to really get into the mind
of someone who's nutless.
1464
01:02:13,748 --> 01:02:17,083
I don't think he's the type of person
that would actually take his own life.
1465
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:20,003
I mean, I think it's fun for him
to think about it a little bit.
1466
01:02:20,005 --> 01:02:21,713
You know, a lot of the music he likes,
1467
01:02:21,715 --> 01:02:23,507
it's like...
they sing about death and stuff.
1468
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:27,077
So, I think he's just like enjoying
his own like... dark place,
1469
01:02:27,094 --> 01:02:30,456
but you know, when push comes
to blow, he ain't gonna do it.
1470
01:02:30,931 --> 01:02:32,625
I... I think that he might.
1471
01:02:37,815 --> 01:02:38,856
Hey, Dean!
1472
01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:41,193
- How you doin', Terry?
- Here. Got an electric heater for you.
1473
01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:43,862
The exhaust system ain't so great
on this car, you know?
1474
01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:46,740
I don't want you to fucking croak
from carbon monoxide.
1475
01:02:46,742 --> 01:02:48,034
Right on, man. Appreciate that.
1476
01:02:48,034 --> 01:02:50,036
No problem, but you sure
you wanna fucking stay out here?
1477
01:02:50,036 --> 01:02:52,686
I think he needs it.
He'd really appreciate it.
1478
01:02:52,704 --> 01:02:55,981
I think he will.
He will too.
1479
01:02:59,170 --> 01:03:00,862
- Dean, come here!
- What's goin' on?
1480
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,255
The trees are alight
And the stockings are full
1481
01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:05,802
- Daddy!
- Oh, Chaz!
1482
01:03:05,802 --> 01:03:08,036
Children above close their eyes
1483
01:03:09,641 --> 01:03:11,291
Chazzeroo you!
1484
01:03:12,143 --> 01:03:13,936
What the hell are you guys doin' here?
1485
01:03:13,936 --> 01:03:16,672
- We came to see you.
- Oh! Oh!...
1486
01:03:17,856 --> 01:03:19,632
Cool!
1487
01:03:19,650 --> 01:03:20,900
Hey, Wade.
1488
01:03:20,902 --> 01:03:22,193
(women): Hi!
1489
01:03:22,195 --> 01:03:24,822
You must be Chastity.
Hello!
1490
01:03:24,822 --> 01:03:26,280
- Hi, Terry.
- Hi...
1491
01:03:26,282 --> 01:03:28,617
- Let's close the door
so we don't heat the neighbours.
1492
01:03:28,619 --> 01:03:29,851
- What's your name?
- It's Wade.
1493
01:03:29,869 --> 01:03:31,246
Nice to see you.
1494
01:03:31,248 --> 01:03:33,414
- Let's enjoy a nice little dinner here.
- Yeah.
1495
01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:35,400
- Thanks for cooking.
- Cheers!
1496
01:03:35,418 --> 01:03:37,126
Cheers to you.
- Cheers, Trish.
1497
01:03:37,128 --> 01:03:39,128
Let me just sniff
and make sure no one spiked that.
1498
01:03:39,130 --> 01:03:42,257
(electric knife buzzing)
1499
01:03:42,259 --> 01:03:43,615
Oh, look at that!
1500
01:03:44,175 --> 01:03:45,677
- Hmm!
- Nice!
1501
01:03:45,677 --> 01:03:47,512
That is a good piece.
Me neither!
1502
01:03:47,512 --> 01:03:50,597
- Can you smell that?
- Wild beast. You know, and like...
1503
01:03:50,599 --> 01:03:53,226
it's gonna taste all the sweeter 'cause,
you know, we killed it.
1504
01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:54,434
Uh...
1505
01:03:54,436 --> 01:03:55,688
- Oh, wow!
- It's, uh...
1506
01:03:55,688 --> 01:03:57,356
I don't think it's quite done yet.
1507
01:03:57,356 --> 01:03:58,773
It's pink inside still.
1508
01:03:58,775 --> 01:04:00,860
Some turkeys are supposed to be pink.
Ah, that's a little cool.
1509
01:04:00,862 --> 01:04:02,195
Yeah, it's frozen.
1510
01:04:02,195 --> 01:04:03,237
Okay...
1511
01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:04,947
- I thought this was fresh?
- It's raw.
1512
01:04:04,949 --> 01:04:06,615
Hard to kill, hard to cook.
1513
01:04:06,617 --> 01:04:08,284
Terry, what the fuck?
1514
01:04:08,286 --> 01:04:10,036
It's on for 17-18 minutes.
1515
01:04:10,036 --> 01:04:11,413
Have some salad, buns...
1516
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:14,331
We forgot to go around the table
and say what we're thankful for.
1517
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,416
Well, I'm just so grateful...
1518
01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:17,753
to have our family
and friends close together.
1519
01:04:17,753 --> 01:04:20,364
And I'm really,
really grateful for Trish...
1520
01:04:20,382 --> 01:04:22,467
and for Terry for having us
in their home.
1521
01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:23,760
Terry and I...
1522
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,911
in not too long from now,
1523
01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,556
we're gonna have a baby.
1524
01:04:27,556 --> 01:04:29,181
- That's right.
- (swallowing)
1525
01:04:29,182 --> 01:04:30,309
Wow!
1526
01:04:30,309 --> 01:04:31,518
- Congratulations!
- Wow!
1527
01:04:31,518 --> 01:04:32,643
Thank you.
1528
01:04:32,644 --> 01:04:35,271
We're gonna have our own...
a family of our own.
1529
01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,588
Me and Trish.
1530
01:04:37,023 --> 01:04:38,858
Maybe next year,
1531
01:04:38,858 --> 01:04:41,152
at this time,
there'll be another, uh...
1532
01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:43,512
chair at the table and, you know,
1533
01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:45,280
it'll be three families coming together.
1534
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:46,514
Yeah.
1535
01:04:50,121 --> 01:04:52,331
- Yeah! Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
1536
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,791
- Congratulations.
- Great news.
1537
01:04:54,793 --> 01:04:56,085
- To family!
- Cheers!
1538
01:04:56,085 --> 01:04:59,780
(Wade): Every year,
on the night before Christmas,
1539
01:05:00,298 --> 01:05:03,050
Santa Claus loads up his sled...
1540
01:05:03,052 --> 01:05:05,010
with enough toys...
1541
01:05:05,012 --> 01:05:07,847
for all the boys and girls
in the whole world.
1542
01:05:07,847 --> 01:05:09,541
(together): Then how do they fit?
1543
01:05:10,018 --> 01:05:11,643
Well, it's a magic sled.
1544
01:05:11,644 --> 01:05:14,047
Wade, can I interrupt you
for just one second?
1545
01:05:14,731 --> 01:05:17,550
Can I just tell you guys the real story
about Christmas?
1546
01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:19,610
- (together): Yeah.
- The cola companies,
1547
01:05:19,612 --> 01:05:21,445
they've taken it over
and they created Santa.
1548
01:05:21,447 --> 01:05:23,864
That's all B-S, okay?
1549
01:05:23,865 --> 01:05:25,347
His name...
1550
01:05:26,284 --> 01:05:27,768
is Shanto.
1551
01:05:27,786 --> 01:05:29,954
He's half... Japanese.
1552
01:05:29,954 --> 01:05:32,873
His network of spies is legion.
1553
01:05:32,873 --> 01:05:35,358
Every single time you say something,
1554
01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:38,253
he's got little microphones everywhere.
1555
01:05:38,255 --> 01:05:41,423
That's why at Christmas,
you have to be very good.
1556
01:05:41,425 --> 01:05:43,385
Because one day,
1557
01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:45,746
Shanto might shapeshift
into your bedroom...
1558
01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,181
and carry you back to Japan.
1559
01:05:48,182 --> 01:05:50,893
Okay, that's not gonna happen.
He's just making that part up.
1560
01:05:50,893 --> 01:05:53,646
- He's a shapeshifter.
- That's just what Dean believes.
1561
01:05:53,646 --> 01:05:55,690
And me.
1562
01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,298
Shanto lives.
1563
01:06:00,487 --> 01:06:02,304
- Hey, Wade? Can I bum a smoke?
- Well, yeah. Sure.
1564
01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,202
- What you got there, man?
- Oh, it's, uh...
1565
01:06:07,204 --> 01:06:08,954
goalie pads for Chastity.
1566
01:06:08,956 --> 01:06:11,023
- I was supposed to get her
them pads.
1567
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,567
- Well, Trix said
that I should get her something.
1568
01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:13,626
'Cause she...
1569
01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:15,085
Well, Trixie was misinformed.
1570
01:06:15,086 --> 01:06:18,505
Well, we could go halves on 'em.
We'll put both our names on.
1571
01:06:18,505 --> 01:06:20,447
No, no.
I, uh... already got 'em.
1572
01:06:21,467 --> 01:06:23,175
- Oh-
- I just... Yeah. I just gotta wrap 'em.
1573
01:06:23,177 --> 01:06:24,619
Considering that, uh...
1574
01:06:24,637 --> 01:06:26,788
really dad trumps not-real dad,
1575
01:06:26,806 --> 01:06:28,389
maybe you should just tuck these away,
1576
01:06:28,391 --> 01:06:30,143
like so she don't never see them again.
1577
01:06:30,143 --> 01:06:32,019
- Alright. That's... okay.
- Do you know what time it is, man?
1578
01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:33,563
- About 20 after 9.
- Fuck.
1579
01:06:33,563 --> 01:06:34,840
Okay.
1580
01:06:35,983 --> 01:06:37,985
Please don't give 'em to her, okay?
1581
01:06:37,985 --> 01:06:39,219
Alright. Okay, got it.
1582
01:06:40,070 --> 01:06:42,072
Hey, when you're in a hurry,
you're in fucking hurry, man.
1583
01:06:42,072 --> 01:06:43,222
Just fucking go.
1584
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,268
- Go, fuck. Go!
- We're goin'!
1585
01:06:46,286 --> 01:06:47,452
Just taking down Santa boy
1586
01:06:47,454 --> 01:06:49,771
- Hang on! This way.
- Sporting goods!
1587
01:06:49,789 --> 01:06:51,498
- Yeah...
- Sporting goods!
1588
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,333
Over here, fuck?
1589
01:06:53,335 --> 01:06:55,153
- Here. Go! Go!
- Come on.
1590
01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:00,159
She is gonna love this!
1591
01:07:00,177 --> 01:07:01,885
Sweet, man.
1592
01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:03,846
Okay, your total's 302.52.
1593
01:07:03,847 --> 01:07:05,181
Can you cover me, man?
1594
01:07:05,181 --> 01:07:07,873
Just slice her down on there.
Swipe it, stripe it.
1595
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,876
We'll be playing them all.
You know what I mean?
1596
01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,811
- Your card's denied.
- Just try this one.
1597
01:07:11,811 --> 01:07:13,588
I must've missed a payment on that one.
1598
01:07:14,148 --> 01:07:16,815
- Right, baby.
- Yeah, just doesn't take much, fuck.
1599
01:07:16,817 --> 01:07:19,302
- This one's denied.
- Okay. That's my bank card there.
1600
01:07:19,737 --> 01:07:21,304
Go ahead.
1601
01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:26,869
- (beep!)
- Fu...
1602
01:07:26,871 --> 01:07:29,146
- Insufficient funds.
- Fuck...
1603
01:07:29,539 --> 01:07:31,190
This is a little embarrassing
for everybody.
1604
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,835
Maybe you can just do me
a fucking Christmas favour...
1605
01:07:33,835 --> 01:07:35,570
and ring it through
and I'll make sure to...
1606
01:07:35,588 --> 01:07:37,405
sort it out by Boxing Day?
1607
01:07:38,548 --> 01:07:40,407
You wanna leave me a card
that doesn't work?
1608
01:07:40,425 --> 01:07:42,577
I wanna get this gear
to my daughter Chastity, okay?
1609
01:07:42,804 --> 01:07:45,556
You know, it hasn't been that long
since you were a child, okay?
1610
01:07:45,557 --> 01:07:46,791
- Just fucking take it!
- So far...
1611
01:07:46,809 --> 01:07:48,143
This isn't a pawn shop.
1612
01:07:48,143 --> 01:07:50,186
- I'll shovel your lawn. Do anything.
- Fucking take it.
1613
01:07:50,188 --> 01:07:51,438
We'll get 'em somewhere else.
1614
01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:53,606
We'll get 'em at a business
that fucking appreciates business.
1615
01:07:53,608 --> 01:07:54,817
- Don't you understand?
- I'm sorry.
1616
01:07:54,818 --> 01:07:56,677
But I can't let you have it.
1617
01:07:59,947 --> 01:08:01,864
I ain't lettin' Wade give her
those fucking pads, man.
1618
01:08:01,864 --> 01:08:03,056
Fuck that.
1619
01:08:04,576 --> 01:08:06,494
I'd rather die than see that chump
Christmas morning,
1620
01:08:06,494 --> 01:08:09,413
"Oh, Chastity!
Here's them pads you asked for".
1621
01:08:09,414 --> 01:08:11,666
Fuck you, Wade. Fuck!
1622
01:08:11,668 --> 01:08:12,960
Just hold it in!
Take a fucking breath!
1623
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,612
- I'm the fucking problem.
- Then fucking do something about it.
1624
01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,673
Her fucking real dad is
a total fuckup.
1625
01:08:17,675 --> 01:08:20,510
- We'll get 'em! We'll get 'em!
- He wouldn't even look me in the eye.
1626
01:08:20,511 --> 01:08:23,304
- Just relax!
- We gotta get those fucking pads, fuck!
1627
01:08:23,305 --> 01:08:24,831
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1628
01:08:24,849 --> 01:08:26,332
Oh!
1629
01:08:27,434 --> 01:08:29,351
What the fuck's goin' on?!
1630
01:08:29,353 --> 01:08:31,170
- I'm sorry...
- Man, Jesus Christ!
1631
01:08:31,896 --> 01:08:33,524
- What's the matter with you?
- Get the fuck out of the truck!
1632
01:08:33,524 --> 01:08:35,301
What the fuck are you doin'?
1633
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,404
(alarm)
1634
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:39,573
Fuck off, Terry!
1635
01:08:39,573 --> 01:08:41,432
Cover your face, man.
Cover your face.
1636
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,078
Just fucking go!
1637
01:08:45,078 --> 01:08:47,146
Fuck the truck.
Just fucking go.
1638
01:08:53,545 --> 01:08:56,697
(alarm)
1639
01:08:58,757 --> 01:09:01,909
I was just callin' there to, uh...
report a stolen vehicle.
1640
01:09:01,927 --> 01:09:05,015
Last time I seen it, it was fucking
right outside my house here.
1641
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,332
Christmas mornin'.
1642
01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:09,795
The world ain't the same
at is used to be, fuck.
1643
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,422
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have at it, buddies. Yep.
1644
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,942
Oh! What's that, Chastity?
1645
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,152
Goalie pads.
1646
01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,179
Oh...
1647
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,846
Looks pretty nice!
1648
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,806
Looks top of the line!
1649
01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,144
- Okay. Yeah.
- Wow... Oh, my gosh!
1650
01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:26,872
Daddy, did you get these for me?
1651
01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:28,498
Shanto built it and brought it.
1652
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,585
- Thank you, Shanto.
- Pretend there's a puck.
1653
01:09:30,586 --> 01:09:31,711
Ready?
1654
01:09:31,712 --> 01:09:33,503
- Oh, yeah!
- (cheering)
1655
01:09:33,505 --> 01:09:34,697
This is fantastic!
1656
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,801
Mommy, this is from Santa,
but it's half-open.
1657
01:09:38,801 --> 01:09:40,842
My chair's still crinkling, Terry.
1658
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,828
Shanto done buried another one in here.
1659
01:09:44,974 --> 01:09:46,557
It's like friendship:
1660
01:09:46,559 --> 01:09:48,835
you give it a good huck sometimes
but it always comes back.
1661
01:09:50,939 --> 01:09:53,047
Terry!
Jingle bell
1662
01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:54,900
Jingle bell jingle bell rock
1663
01:09:54,902 --> 01:09:56,694
Whoo!
1664
01:09:56,694 --> 01:09:58,930
Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring
1665
01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:00,073
Whoa!
1666
01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:01,766
Whoa!
1667
01:10:01,784 --> 01:10:03,118
And bushels of fun
1668
01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,244
Watch out!
1669
01:10:04,246 --> 01:10:07,146
Now the jingle hop has begun
1670
01:10:07,873 --> 01:10:09,416
- Oh!
- (laughing)
1671
01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,484
Jingle bell jingle bell
jingle bell rock
1672
01:10:11,502 --> 01:10:13,878
Jingle bells chime
1673
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,216
- In jingle bell time
- I'm going with mama!
1674
01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,260
Too bad!
1675
01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:19,595
You owe me one.
1676
01:10:19,595 --> 01:10:22,497
So Chastity's like...
in grade four now?
1677
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:25,292
No, Dean. She's in grade two.
1678
01:10:26,270 --> 01:10:28,753
Okay, so... if like...
1679
01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:31,672
while you're here, you and me
sort of get back to our old ways.
1680
01:10:31,689 --> 01:10:34,109
There's like one less player
on the field, you know?
1681
01:10:34,109 --> 01:10:35,760
But the game is still on.
1682
01:10:35,778 --> 01:10:37,404
- Yeah, I know.
- Like...
1683
01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:38,445
I know.
1684
01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:40,323
What do you mean, "you know"?
1685
01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:43,284
Well, I know about...
the surgery and that...
1686
01:10:43,286 --> 01:10:45,186
you lost another guy.
1687
01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:48,457
You fucking know?
1688
01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:49,859
Yeah.
1689
01:10:50,211 --> 01:10:52,462
That's why we're here.
Trish told me.
1690
01:10:52,462 --> 01:10:54,029
Fuck, man!
1691
01:10:54,047 --> 01:10:57,134
She told me because she was actually
concerned about your well-being.
1692
01:10:57,135 --> 01:11:00,996
She kinda had the impression that...
you were really down.
1693
01:11:01,221 --> 01:11:03,081
I mean... suicidal-down.
1694
01:11:03,099 --> 01:11:06,126
Everything's tickity boo, man.
I'm fucking... Life is deadly.
1695
01:11:06,145 --> 01:11:08,813
I can understand that it sucks,
and that, you know,
1696
01:11:08,814 --> 01:11:12,400
there's a point where you kinda
wanna wallow in a little self-pity,
1697
01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,011
but, fuck, like...
1698
01:11:14,945 --> 01:11:16,345
she's a little girl.
1699
01:11:17,114 --> 01:11:18,907
That is not an option, right?
1700
01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,326
Would I do somethin' stupid like that
1701
01:11:20,327 --> 01:11:22,560
if I had another fucking baby
on the way?
1702
01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:23,953
No, I wouldn't.
1703
01:11:23,953 --> 01:11:25,662
So... fucking relax.
1704
01:11:25,663 --> 01:11:27,414
(kids screaming in the distance)
1705
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,707
What does that mean?
1706
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,484
I fucking knocked up Trish.
1707
01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:32,862
What?
1708
01:11:34,088 --> 01:11:35,591
Yeah.
1709
01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,717
I don't remember. Barely.
1710
01:11:37,719 --> 01:11:39,077
Wow...!
1711
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,622
That's crazy.
1712
01:11:41,849 --> 01:11:44,876
You know,
you got stuff to live for, Dean.
1713
01:11:47,063 --> 01:11:49,773
- Pass me your plate.
- Chickens lay eggs!
1714
01:11:49,774 --> 01:11:50,840
Hey, Chris?
1715
01:11:51,734 --> 01:11:53,467
Daddy, are you okay?
1716
01:11:53,985 --> 01:11:56,404
- Why... why do you ask? Why?
- (Trixie): Taking us under their wing...
1717
01:11:56,404 --> 01:11:58,599
and they've shown us
this really great opportunity.
1718
01:11:58,617 --> 01:11:59,783
Yeah.
1719
01:11:59,784 --> 01:12:01,435
Yeah, I'm fine.
1720
01:12:01,453 --> 01:12:02,578
Are you okay?
1721
01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:03,788
Yeah.
1722
01:12:03,789 --> 01:12:06,375
Good. So... pair of okays.
1723
01:12:06,376 --> 01:12:08,542
you order like your household...
1724
01:12:08,543 --> 01:12:11,296
Grab that hat there, Chaz.
Let's do some karaoke.
1725
01:12:11,296 --> 01:12:12,863
Pick someone.
1726
01:12:14,298 --> 01:12:16,591
Oh, right to Wade, there.
Okay, Wade.
1727
01:12:16,592 --> 01:12:18,301
- Okay.
- Let's hear it.
1728
01:12:18,302 --> 01:12:21,471
O tidings of comfort and joy
1729
01:12:21,472 --> 01:12:22,806
Comfort and joy
1730
01:12:22,807 --> 01:12:25,225
O tidings of comfort
1731
01:12:25,226 --> 01:12:26,728
And joy
1732
01:12:26,729 --> 01:12:29,605
Valued effort. Right on!
1733
01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:31,400
Chastity, who's next?
Who do you think?
1734
01:12:31,402 --> 01:12:33,135
- Mm-hmm...
- Deaner!
1735
01:12:33,153 --> 01:12:34,404
- Oh...!
- Please...
1736
01:12:34,404 --> 01:12:37,347
- No, I... I ain't singing, man.
- Please, Daddy...
1737
01:12:38,699 --> 01:12:39,826
Please...
1738
01:12:39,827 --> 01:12:41,661
Come on, Deaner. Do it.
1739
01:12:41,662 --> 01:12:42,936
Alright.
1740
01:12:43,413 --> 01:12:45,163
- What did you get?
- More Than a Feeling.
1741
01:12:45,164 --> 01:12:47,207
So I'm goin' to Cabo Wabo tomorrow;
1742
01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:50,028
you guys probably aren't gonna see me
for a really long time.
1743
01:12:50,671 --> 01:12:52,573
And I just wanted to say goodbye.
1744
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,091
I'll be thinking about you guys
out there...
1745
01:12:54,092 --> 01:12:57,453
and I just wanted you guys to know
that... I love you guys all.
1746
01:12:59,849 --> 01:13:03,501
I looked out this morning
and the sun was gone
1747
01:13:04,019 --> 01:13:07,671
Turned on some music
to start my day
1748
01:13:08,523 --> 01:13:11,716
I lost myself in a familiar song
1749
01:13:12,694 --> 01:13:15,445
(in a high-pitched voice)
I closed my eyes
1750
01:13:15,447 --> 01:13:16,805
And I slipped away
1751
01:13:21,619 --> 01:13:23,814
(karaoke music)
1752
01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:31,488
It's more than a feeling
1753
01:13:32,047 --> 01:13:35,908
When I hear that old song
start to play
1754
01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:39,371
I begin dreaming
1755
01:13:40,725 --> 01:13:44,420
'Til I see Marianne walk away
1756
01:13:47,106 --> 01:13:51,135
I see my Marianne walking away
1757
01:13:52,654 --> 01:13:54,346
(exaggerating the note)
1758
01:13:59,327 --> 01:14:01,935
What the fuck is goin' on, Dean?
1759
01:14:02,622 --> 01:14:06,024
So many people have come and gone
1760
01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,275
Their faces fade
1761
01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,904
As the years go by
1762
01:14:11,172 --> 01:14:12,739
But I still recall
1763
01:14:12,757 --> 01:14:15,034
As I wander on
1764
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:19,872
As clear as the sun
in the summer sky
1765
01:14:22,519 --> 01:14:24,168
Slipped away
1766
01:14:28,274 --> 01:14:30,466
(exaggerating the note)
1767
01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:37,283
I can't believe my fucking ears, Dean!
1768
01:14:37,284 --> 01:14:38,769
- Whoo!
- (applauding)
1769
01:14:40,287 --> 01:14:41,372
Do it again!
1770
01:14:41,372 --> 01:14:43,524
(exaggerating the note)
1771
01:14:45,961 --> 01:14:47,944
It's 'cause of your... ballessness.
1772
01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:49,420
A castrati!
1773
01:14:49,421 --> 01:14:52,989
(high pitch): Castrati
1774
01:14:53,509 --> 01:14:55,801
One more! One more!
One more.
1775
01:14:55,802 --> 01:14:59,037
Merry Christmas.
1776
01:15:01,810 --> 01:15:03,877
You're stayin', man.
You're stayin'.
1777
01:15:05,105 --> 01:15:06,213
Goodnight, Dean.
1778
01:15:06,231 --> 01:15:08,274
- Ahem... thanks for everything.
- Goodnight.
1779
01:15:08,275 --> 01:15:10,652
- And you have the number to call me
if she gets freaked out.
1780
01:15:10,653 --> 01:15:13,113
- (whispering): Yeah, you got her.
- Thanks, Deaner.
1781
01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:14,863
Later, Wader.
1782
01:15:14,864 --> 01:15:16,533
Thank you.
1783
01:15:16,533 --> 01:15:17,826
Yeah, thanks for havin' us.
1784
01:15:17,827 --> 01:15:19,769
- Yeah, take care.
- Okay. You too.
1785
01:15:22,957 --> 01:15:24,190
Hey, uh... goodnight, Dean.
1786
01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:26,653
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Dean.
1787
01:15:31,259 --> 01:15:32,743
Ah...
1788
01:15:33,927 --> 01:15:35,328
Here we go, honey.
1789
01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:37,204
Oh...
1790
01:15:38,015 --> 01:15:39,372
Yeah...
1791
01:15:39,975 --> 01:15:41,833
Yep. You see?
1792
01:15:42,978 --> 01:15:44,336
Here you go...
1793
01:15:45,605 --> 01:15:49,132
- There's no place like Christmas.
(echoing)
1794
01:15:50,109 --> 01:15:51,386
(bells tolling)
1795
01:16:01,122 --> 01:16:02,523
Ah...
1796
01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:05,109
Dean!
1797
01:16:05,793 --> 01:16:07,110
Farrel!
1798
01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:10,256
Farrel, is that fucking you, man?
1799
01:16:10,256 --> 01:16:12,115
It's good to see you, man.
1800
01:16:13,261 --> 01:16:15,496
Dean, what have you learned
this Christmas?
1801
01:16:15,512 --> 01:16:18,182
Get the fuck out of here, man.
You...
1802
01:16:18,184 --> 01:16:20,851
I don't need to be saved, Farrel.
I al...
1803
01:16:20,853 --> 01:16:22,686
I already found the Christmas spirit...
1804
01:16:22,688 --> 01:16:23,979
and the Christmas miracle.
1805
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:25,148
Your voice has wings.
1806
01:16:25,149 --> 01:16:26,358
Ah...!
1807
01:16:26,359 --> 01:16:28,025
- So use them.
- Use them.
1808
01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,693
- Use them.
- Use them...
1809
01:16:29,694 --> 01:16:31,278
Use them!
1810
01:16:31,279 --> 01:16:32,363
Use 'em...
1811
01:16:32,363 --> 01:16:34,264
Use them!
1812
01:16:34,282 --> 01:16:36,240
(laughing maniacally)
1813
01:16:36,242 --> 01:16:37,643
Use... them!
1814
01:16:39,412 --> 01:16:42,289
He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard
1815
01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,650
And he brings us Christmas cheer
1816
01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:48,088
he's a ruddy little fellow
with a bright-red coat
1817
01:16:48,090 --> 01:16:50,658
And a sleigh with eight reindeer
1818
01:16:51,885 --> 01:16:54,011
He's a happy little fellow
with a pack on his back
1819
01:16:54,011 --> 01:16:56,204
And a smile that shines so bright
1820
01:16:57,349 --> 01:17:00,225
he's the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus
1821
01:17:00,226 --> 01:17:02,353
- (muffled screaming)
- No! Tron!
1822
01:17:02,354 --> 01:17:04,296
He's a chubby little fellow
1823
01:17:04,314 --> 01:17:05,966
With a long white beard
1824
01:17:05,983 --> 01:17:08,944
It's gonna be okay,
I've had a Christmas miracle.
1825
01:17:08,945 --> 01:17:10,680
(high pitch): Fuck you!
1826
01:17:11,698 --> 01:17:12,782
Come on, die!
1827
01:17:12,783 --> 01:17:14,516
Oh!
1828
01:17:14,534 --> 01:17:15,810
Oh...
1829
01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:17,979
- I'm okay, man!
I'm fucking okay!
1830
01:17:20,454 --> 01:17:21,730
Stop it.
1831
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,833
Fuck man!
(screaming)
1832
01:17:23,835 --> 01:17:25,543
You fucking pissed yourself, man!
1833
01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:28,154
Fuck! Jesus fuck!
1834
01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:31,699
What the fuck's the matter
with you, man?
1835
01:17:31,717 --> 01:17:32,993
- Pissed myself.
- (sobbing)
1836
01:17:35,264 --> 01:17:36,497
It's okay, man.
1837
01:17:38,059 --> 01:17:39,292
Okay...
1838
01:17:40,185 --> 01:17:41,895
It's really...
It stinks, man.
1839
01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,104
I need a cloth.
1840
01:17:43,105 --> 01:17:44,590
Ah, shh! Chastity's upstairs.
1841
01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:46,233
Sorry, kids!
1842
01:17:46,234 --> 01:17:47,943
(broken glass)
1843
01:17:47,944 --> 01:17:50,529
No one knows this, man.
1844
01:17:50,529 --> 01:17:52,363
No one ever fucking hears
about this, man.
1845
01:17:52,364 --> 01:17:53,448
Oh...
1846
01:17:53,449 --> 01:17:55,268
Oh, fuck, man.
(broken glass)
1847
01:17:56,412 --> 01:17:57,953
I'm gonna go...
1848
01:17:57,954 --> 01:17:59,957
I'm gonna go wash these pants
nice and clean.
1849
01:17:59,957 --> 01:18:01,500
Don't worry.
1850
01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:04,377
If you hang up the stockings
and you're quiet as a mouse...
1851
01:18:04,378 --> 01:18:07,338
Be sure to turn off the lights...
1852
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:10,384
Then the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus...
1853
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,784
Will be around on Christmas Eve night
1854
01:18:13,554 --> 01:18:16,014
He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard
1855
01:18:16,015 --> 01:18:17,957
And he loves little girls and boys
1856
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:22,002
And he never cares
if you're rich or poor
1857
01:18:22,604 --> 01:18:24,005
Shanto?
1858
01:18:25,442 --> 01:18:27,509
Did you bring me a present?
1859
01:18:30,823 --> 01:18:33,574
Then the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus
1860
01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:36,144
Will be around on Christmas Eve night
1861
01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:41,608
Thank you, Shanto.
1862
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:43,542
You're welcome.
1863
01:18:43,543 --> 01:18:45,278
Merry Christmas, Shanto.
1864
01:18:52,262 --> 01:18:53,956
Merry Christmas, little girl.
1865
01:18:57,935 --> 01:19:00,186
- Yes, sir!
- Whoo!
1866
01:19:00,188 --> 01:19:02,046
- She looks so good, you know?
- Doesn't she?
1867
01:19:02,064 --> 01:19:03,980
- Like a deadly little ice dragon.
- Yeah.
1868
01:19:03,981 --> 01:19:06,859
Just like ready to breathe fire
on any opponent.
1869
01:19:06,859 --> 01:19:09,737
So you're gonna get the treatment
and you know what it is?
1870
01:19:09,738 --> 01:19:11,905
No screwing around, you know?
I think I learned my lesson.
1871
01:19:11,907 --> 01:19:14,449
Yeah, like what am I gonna get?
Like a cancer of the penis next?
1872
01:19:14,451 --> 01:19:16,078
I'm gonna ride your ass about it.
1873
01:19:16,078 --> 01:19:18,063
Just make sure Wade's not around.
1874
01:19:18,372 --> 01:19:19,814
Hey, come on, you guys!
It's fun!
1875
01:19:19,832 --> 01:19:22,025
(honking)
1876
01:19:22,418 --> 01:19:23,837
Dean, it's fucking Tron!
1877
01:19:23,837 --> 01:19:25,029
Merry Christmas!
1878
01:19:25,046 --> 01:19:27,465
I have presents.
My list says you were good this year.
1879
01:19:27,466 --> 01:19:29,091
Merry Christmas.
1880
01:19:29,092 --> 01:19:31,202
I recognize you, little girl.
1881
01:19:34,597 --> 01:19:36,181
- Merry Christmas, Tron.
- You alright?
1882
01:19:36,182 --> 01:19:37,810
Yeah.
Did you get those pants back?
1883
01:19:37,810 --> 01:19:39,353
Yeah. Thanks, man.
They're...
1884
01:19:39,354 --> 01:19:41,006
- Cool, man.
- crispy clean.
1885
01:19:42,358 --> 01:19:43,632
I must admit it, you know,
1886
01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:46,194
it's good to just be back
at good old hanging out...
1887
01:19:46,194 --> 01:19:48,738
with my best bud here, you know,
fucking skatin' and havin' a good time.
1888
01:19:48,738 --> 01:19:50,739
I was blinded by some love,
and... Dean...
1889
01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:52,533
I was blinded by anger.
1890
01:19:52,534 --> 01:19:55,578
It is fucking weird knowing
that Dean's the father of my child,
1891
01:19:55,578 --> 01:19:57,895
but Dean's got one more in the bag...
1892
01:19:57,913 --> 01:19:59,456
with his bag.
1893
01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:00,957
To be honest,
I haven't told Trish that,
1894
01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:03,836
you know, I can't really produce...
living sperm, so...
1895
01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,753
You know,
I don't think she actually knows.
1896
01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:07,756
Hopefully, it'll look
fucking mostly like her,
1897
01:20:07,757 --> 01:20:09,216
and it won't be an issue.
1898
01:20:09,217 --> 01:20:10,635
Lotsa babies there, you know,
1899
01:20:10,636 --> 01:20:12,179
they don't look anything
like their fucking parents.
1900
01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,347
Lotsa fucking babies look like me
and they ain't mine.
1901
01:20:14,349 --> 01:20:16,141
- Yeah.
- Good shot!
1902
01:20:16,143 --> 01:20:18,168
Kicked it right out!
That's my little girl!
1903
01:20:18,185 --> 01:20:20,212
(high pitch): Bravo!
1904
01:20:21,814 --> 01:20:23,048
Oh...!
1905
01:20:23,524 --> 01:20:26,260
Was it something I said
or something I did
1906
01:20:26,862 --> 01:20:29,014
Did my words not come out right
1907
01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:33,368
Though I tried not to hurt you
1908
01:20:33,369 --> 01:20:34,703
Whoo!
1909
01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:37,105
But I guess that's why they say
1910
01:20:37,123 --> 01:20:41,277
Every rose has its thorn
1911
01:20:42,962 --> 01:20:47,448
Just like every night has its dawn
1912
01:20:49,385 --> 01:20:52,037
Just like every cowboy
1913
01:20:53,597 --> 01:20:55,748
Sings a sad sad song
1914
01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:00,505
Every rose has its thorn
1915
01:21:02,106 --> 01:21:04,259
(cheering)
1916
01:21:33,641 --> 01:21:37,935
The light shines so bright
like beacons in the night
1917
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:41,256
Telling of goodwill and sweetness
and cheer
1918
01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:47,929
The season has come
when we are all as one
1919
01:21:48,782 --> 01:21:52,100
Christmas time is here
1920
01:21:52,953 --> 01:21:54,688
Here comes the snow
1921
01:21:55,414 --> 01:21:57,274
Well let it blow
1922
01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,650
Your heart's aglow
1923
01:22:00,293 --> 01:22:02,194
Well let it show
1924
01:22:03,006 --> 01:22:04,738
Because there's no
1925
01:22:05,425 --> 01:22:07,367
No no no no
1926
01:22:07,551 --> 01:22:11,706
No place like Christmas
1927
01:22:33,703 --> 01:22:35,829
Songs that were sung
1928
01:22:35,831 --> 01:22:38,690
As a child have become
1929
01:22:39,342 --> 01:22:42,779
It's like flickering fire
1930
01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:45,800
It's been so long
1931
01:22:45,801 --> 01:22:49,095
So let's all join along
1932
01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:52,789
Sing like a heavenly choir
1933
01:22:53,684 --> 01:22:55,376
Here comes the snow
1934
01:22:56,103 --> 01:22:57,962
Well let it blow
1935
01:22:58,646 --> 01:23:00,547
Your heart's aglow
1936
01:23:01,067 --> 01:23:03,010
Well let it show
1937
01:23:03,569 --> 01:23:05,512
Because there's no
1938
01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:08,408
No no no no
1939
01:23:08,408 --> 01:23:12,311
No place like Christmas
1940
01:23:15,557 --> 01:23:17,275
(Dean): The socks have all been...
1941
01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,685
nailed to the wall.
1942
01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,546
All them kids are hoping that Shanto
1943
01:23:23,547 --> 01:23:25,658
has shapeshifted and filled them all.
1944
01:23:26,944 --> 01:23:29,420
Each heart is childlike and warm.
1945
01:23:30,471 --> 01:23:33,926
Dreamin' of sweet things to come
on Christmas morning.
1946
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,711
Here comes the snow
1947
01:23:36,563 --> 01:23:38,421
Well let it blow
1948
01:23:38,940 --> 01:23:40,841
Your heart's aglow
1949
01:23:40,967 --> 01:23:43,261
Well let it show
1950
01:23:43,470 --> 01:23:45,930
Because there's no
1951
01:23:46,032 --> 01:23:48,615
No no no no
1952
01:23:48,617 --> 01:23:52,729
No place like Christmas
1953
01:23:54,289 --> 01:23:55,983
Here comes the snow
1954
01:23:56,435 --> 01:23:58,653
Well let it blow
1955
01:23:58,796 --> 01:24:01,154
Your heart's aglow
1956
01:24:01,356 --> 01:24:03,615
Well let it show
1957
01:24:03,885 --> 01:24:06,202
Because there's no
1958
01:24:06,404 --> 01:24:08,596
No no no no
1959
01:24:08,597 --> 01:24:13,582
No place like Christmas
1960
01:25:16,501 --> 01:25:18,804
(Terry): Christmas is just
the most wonderful time of the year.
1961
01:25:18,805 --> 01:25:21,414
You can just sit back
and get rip-roared...
1962
01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:22,391
and loaded on eggnog...
1963
01:25:22,393 --> 01:25:25,118
and mow down
on those little tiny oranges.
1964
01:25:25,494 --> 01:25:28,462
God bless us everyone!
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