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I think it's 'cause everything 9 00:00:18,317 --> 00:00:19,570 in this town reminds me of Darryl. 10 00:00:19,595 --> 00:00:21,618 The three of us are just gonna have a baby together. 11 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,619 It's no big deal. 12 00:00:22,621 --> 00:00:24,312 We don't keep secrets 13 00:00:24,337 --> 00:00:25,875 and we don't lie to each other, okay? 14 00:00:25,906 --> 00:00:27,940 We've discussed it and we don't do it. 15 00:00:27,942 --> 00:00:30,275 Trent doesn't just have dirt on me. 16 00:00:30,277 --> 00:00:32,611 - He has dirt on you, too. - Oh, my God. 17 00:00:32,613 --> 00:00:35,214 Turns out I'm not only good at ruining my own life, 18 00:00:35,216 --> 00:00:38,417 I'm really good at... ruining other people's lives. 19 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:42,221 I'm gonna mail him my poop, but tell him it's cupcakes. 20 00:00:42,223 --> 00:00:44,205 I slept with my ex-boyfriend's dad. 21 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:46,057 You kidnapped my mother! 22 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:47,992 I may have ordered a hit 23 00:00:47,994 --> 00:00:49,527 on Nathaniel's girlfriend, Mona. 24 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:52,663 I mean, sometimes I do things that aren't great. 25 00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:54,131 No, you're good. 26 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:56,414 I know you really well, Rebecca, and you're a good person. 27 00:01:01,705 --> 00:01:04,775 ♪ Crazy is when I go off the rails ♪ 28 00:01:04,777 --> 00:01:08,212 ♪ This is what you've done to me ♪ 29 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:10,348 ♪ Crazy is how your loving makes me feel ♪ 30 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:13,807 ♪ This is what I always want to be ♪ 31 00:01:13,832 --> 00:01:16,854 ♪ I like it when a girl gets crazy in bed ♪ 32 00:01:16,856 --> 00:01:20,057 ♪ Don't mess with the bitch who's crazy in the head ♪ 33 00:01:20,059 --> 00:01:22,560 - ♪ You do ♪ - ♪ You don't ♪ 34 00:01:22,562 --> 00:01:24,061 ♪ Want to be crazy ♪ 35 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:25,763 - ♪ And you don't ♪ - ♪ You do ♪ 36 00:01:25,765 --> 00:01:27,064 ♪ Want to be crazy ♪ 37 00:01:27,066 --> 00:01:30,868 ♪ To clarify, yes, no on the crazy ♪ 38 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:34,205 ♪ We hope this helps. ♪ 39 00:01:34,207 --> 00:01:35,838 What? 40 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,252 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 41 00:01:38,284 --> 00:01:40,885 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:49,949 --> 00:01:51,682 Good morning, baby girl. 43 00:01:51,707 --> 00:01:54,374 We look beautiful today. 44 00:01:54,399 --> 00:01:55,899 Why are you here? 45 00:01:56,223 --> 00:01:57,689 You said you went away. 46 00:01:57,691 --> 00:01:59,050 Oh, I'll never leave you. 47 00:01:59,262 --> 00:02:01,829 I will always be by your side. 48 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:04,031 We're one and the same, me and you. 49 00:02:30,847 --> 00:02:32,370 It's a dream. 50 00:02:32,395 --> 00:02:33,828 Don't you like this rug? 51 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:35,763 - Yeah, it's not bad. - I think it'd be great 52 00:02:35,765 --> 00:02:37,498 for the living room. It's beautiful. 53 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,001 It's tasteful, practical, it's fun. 54 00:02:40,003 --> 00:02:41,679 It's perfect. 55 00:02:42,324 --> 00:02:44,405 Yes, it is, it is. It's perfect. 56 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:46,040 It literally is perfect. I don't know. 57 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,009 I-I'm just not in love with it. 58 00:02:48,011 --> 00:02:50,411 - Okay. We'll find something else. - Okay. 59 00:02:52,686 --> 00:02:56,041 You know, I think we're the only couple in here not fighting. 60 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:59,220 Ooh, okay, well, let's find something to fight about. 61 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:00,988 What do you not like about me? 62 00:03:01,463 --> 00:03:04,191 Ah, well, you cheated on me a ton. 63 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,597 Okay. I should've seen that coming. 64 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:07,987 I don't know why 65 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:09,526 I thought that would be a fun game to play. 66 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:11,250 - I've made a grave error. - Come on. 67 00:03:14,075 --> 00:03:19,245 Okay, Heather, how are you feeling this morning? 68 00:03:19,864 --> 00:03:22,471 Yeah, it's a lot of people. I know it's weird. 69 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:23,739 Darryl invited them all. 70 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:25,674 Well, it's a week until your due date, 71 00:03:25,676 --> 00:03:27,509 so this could be your last appointment. 72 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,348 I want all my loved ones around me. 73 00:03:29,373 --> 00:03:30,990 So, I brought... 74 00:03:31,015 --> 00:03:33,582 Oh, Auntie Paula, two-time mother, birthing sage, 75 00:03:33,584 --> 00:03:36,348 unofficial supervisor of this whole enterprise. 76 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:37,886 I'm Hector, Heather's boyfriend, 77 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:40,022 and surprisingly cool with this whole situation. 78 00:03:40,024 --> 00:03:42,691 - He's the only one I invited. - I'm Valencia. 79 00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:45,227 I like to record things for posterity and my own sense of self. 80 00:03:45,229 --> 00:03:46,795 I know what it's about now. 81 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:49,264 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 82 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:50,866 There's a long line in the cafeteria. 83 00:03:50,868 --> 00:03:52,201 This is my girlfriend, Beth. 84 00:03:52,203 --> 00:03:54,203 We're in a love bubble, so we always like to be together. 85 00:03:54,205 --> 00:03:55,170 Mwah. 86 00:03:55,172 --> 00:03:56,338 Oh, that was good. 87 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:58,273 Sorry, guys. Is it too much? 88 00:03:58,275 --> 00:03:59,741 A little. 89 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:06,421 Oh. I'm Rebecca. 90 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,992 I donated the egg, 91 00:04:08,017 --> 00:04:11,265 so that thing has my DNA in it, so good luck with that. 92 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:14,756 And I'm Dr. Pratt and I'm gonna be delivering the baby, 93 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:17,179 so I'm also important. 94 00:04:17,204 --> 00:04:19,304 You know what? You got this. 95 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:20,937 You look, you look like a doctor. 96 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:23,398 I'm so tired. I'm just gonna take a nap 97 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,668 on, uh, that gurney outside. Yeah. 98 00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:29,304 And the rest of you are just gonna stay? 99 00:04:29,609 --> 00:04:31,146 Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. 100 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,935 I mean, one way or another, we've all seen one, so... 101 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,244 All right, let's get started. 102 00:04:35,246 --> 00:04:37,179 Heather, uh, any concerns? 103 00:04:37,204 --> 00:04:39,138 Oh, yeah, um, birth. 104 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:41,516 So, I agreed to carry this baby for free 105 00:04:41,518 --> 00:04:42,951 because I'm whimsical and random, 106 00:04:42,953 --> 00:04:45,954 but now I have to give birth to a baby... uh, oops. 107 00:04:46,117 --> 00:04:48,457 So, can you just, like, hit me in the head with a hammer 108 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:50,945 and wake me up when it's over like they did in the '50s? 109 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:52,437 Oh, honey, no. 110 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:54,240 No, no, no, no. 111 00:04:54,265 --> 00:04:55,835 You don't want to miss birth. 112 00:04:55,860 --> 00:05:00,046 It's an awe-inspiring and powerful experience. 113 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:02,937 Yeah, but, like, does it hurt? 114 00:05:02,962 --> 00:05:04,706 Well, women report different levels 115 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:05,807 of discomfort depending... 116 00:05:05,809 --> 00:05:08,377 Ah, Ba-Ba-Ba, Dr. No Vagina. 117 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:11,947 Yes, it hurts, but it is so worth it. 118 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:13,548 Okay, listen up. 119 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:18,854 Mama is gonna tell you how wonderful birth really is. 120 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:33,802 ♪ Of all the mystery and wonder ♪ 121 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:36,832 ♪ And beauty on this Earth ♪ 122 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:39,174 ♪ Nothing can compare ♪ 123 00:05:39,176 --> 00:05:43,879 ♪ To the miracle of birth ♪ 124 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:46,448 ♪ Well, your cervix has been closed ♪ 125 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:49,785 ♪ And plugged with mucus ♪ 126 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:54,489 ♪ But soon that viscous plug will be discharged ♪ 127 00:05:54,491 --> 00:05:56,158 It's called the bloody show. 128 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,760 ♪ And explosive diarrhea ♪ 129 00:05:58,762 --> 00:06:01,897 ♪ Means that labor's drawing nearer ♪ 130 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:04,333 ♪ And those sharp, painful contractions ♪ 131 00:06:04,335 --> 00:06:07,569 ♪ 'Cause your cervix to enlarge ♪ 132 00:06:07,571 --> 00:06:08,770 - Beautiful. - _ 133 00:06:08,772 --> 00:06:10,906 ♪ Then you'll race your ass ♪ 134 00:06:10,908 --> 00:06:13,875 ♪ Over to the hospital ♪ 135 00:06:14,497 --> 00:06:19,181 ♪ Where they'll strap you in for the hell ride of your life ♪ 136 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:20,482 It's what your body's made for. 137 00:06:20,895 --> 00:06:23,752 ♪ You'll soon be in so much pain ♪ 138 00:06:23,754 --> 00:06:27,289 ♪ That you'll probably exclaim ♪ 139 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:33,328 ♪ "Please, just kill me now, doctor, doula or midwife" ♪ 140 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:37,560 ♪ Tear, tear, tear goes your vagina ♪ 141 00:06:38,724 --> 00:06:40,936 ♪ Never will it be ♪ 142 00:06:40,938 --> 00:06:44,406 ♪ Its cute little self again ♪ 143 00:06:44,408 --> 00:06:47,834 ♪ But the good news is ♪ 144 00:06:47,859 --> 00:06:50,962 ♪ If you have a few more kids ♪ 145 00:06:51,348 --> 00:06:55,450 ♪ The rest will basically plop right out ♪ 146 00:06:56,153 --> 00:06:57,419 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 147 00:06:57,421 --> 00:07:02,564 ♪ After hours and hours of utter torture ♪ 148 00:07:03,093 --> 00:07:06,027 ♪ You may poop yourself and/or throw up ♪ 149 00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:07,629 ♪ As you bear down ♪ 150 00:07:07,631 --> 00:07:09,998 'Cause you're a goddess. 151 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,267 ♪ And though you've never been this tired ♪ 152 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:15,437 ♪ Wait, here comes the ring of fire ♪ 153 00:07:15,439 --> 00:07:19,016 ♪ That's your vagina bursting into flames ♪ 154 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,144 ♪ As the head starts to crown ♪ 155 00:07:22,146 --> 00:07:26,748 ♪ Burn, burn, burn, goes your vagina ♪ 156 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,016 Oh... 157 00:07:28,018 --> 00:07:29,751 ♪ And you'll curse and scream until ♪ 158 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:32,254 ♪ You hear a cry ♪ 159 00:07:32,256 --> 00:07:33,588 It's your baby! 160 00:07:33,816 --> 00:07:36,725 ♪ And, oops, there it went-a ♪ 161 00:07:37,136 --> 00:07:39,828 ♪ That was the placenta ♪ 162 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:44,399 ♪ Which you must expel or you will surely die ♪ 163 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,035 ♪ When it's all over ♪ 164 00:07:47,037 --> 00:07:51,226 ♪ They'll place the baby on your breast ♪ 165 00:07:51,406 --> 00:07:54,176 ♪ You may be happy for a moment ♪ 166 00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:57,746 ♪ But then for months you'll be depressed ♪ 167 00:07:57,748 --> 00:08:00,859 ♪ 'Cause you've wrecked your life and body ♪ 168 00:08:00,884 --> 00:08:03,985 ♪ You'll think, "Was it really worth ♪ 169 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:09,724 ♪ "All that for the miracle ♪ 170 00:08:09,726 --> 00:08:13,261 ♪ Of birth?" ♪ 171 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:15,487 But of course it was! 172 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:22,003 Am I right, Dr. Pratt? Isn't it a beautiful... 173 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:31,813 So, what was with you back there in the exam room? 174 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,183 Ugh, I'm sorry about that. I just haven't been sleeping. 175 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:37,252 What? 176 00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:40,255 I keep having nightmares about Trent. 177 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:42,916 I don't know. He's still in my head. 178 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:47,162 Yeah. I've been feeling guilty about that a lot lately. 179 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:49,297 Why are you feeling guilty? 180 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:52,534 It was, it was my idea to find a fake boyfriend on Facebook 181 00:08:52,536 --> 00:08:53,735 to make Josh jealous, 182 00:08:53,737 --> 00:08:55,437 and I feel terrible 183 00:08:55,439 --> 00:08:57,806 because I brought this monster into your life. 184 00:08:57,808 --> 00:08:59,074 Into our life, so... 185 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:01,285 No. You have nothing to feel guilty about. 186 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:02,911 First of all, I was in on that with you, 187 00:09:02,936 --> 00:09:05,680 and then I let him stay with me and cook for me 188 00:09:05,682 --> 00:09:08,383 and clean for me and, I mean, I took his virginity. 189 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,319 So, Trent is not your fault. 190 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:13,755 Well, I mean, regardless, it would make perfect sense 191 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:15,323 you're having bad dreams about him. 192 00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:17,792 I mean, he tried to blackmail you, and me. 193 00:09:18,139 --> 00:09:19,934 Yes, he tried to... you're right. 194 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,530 He tried to blackmail both of us. 195 00:09:21,532 --> 00:09:23,398 He did. He tried to blackmail us. 196 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,400 Well, listen, don't worry. 197 00:09:25,402 --> 00:09:26,968 He is gone. 198 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:29,004 I still have a tracker on him 199 00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:31,039 and I check his Instagram every day. 200 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,341 He... is in Iowa... 201 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:36,244 with his mom. 202 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:37,922 Yeah, you're right. 203 00:09:37,947 --> 00:09:39,381 - He's gone. He's gone. - Yup. 204 00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:40,582 It's-it's in my head. 205 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,584 Did you hear what I just said? 206 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:46,788 - Yeah. - In the, uh, in the Harding case, 207 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,790 we should depose the CEO and CFO. 208 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:51,016 Exactly. And if... 209 00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:54,696 You don't look great. Are you okay? 210 00:09:54,698 --> 00:09:57,999 Yeah. I, uh, I just haven't been sleeping much. 211 00:09:58,001 --> 00:09:59,668 - Pretty tired. - Ah. 212 00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:03,982 I've been meaning to tell you, um... 213 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:08,610 I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited. 214 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,310 Okay. 215 00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:13,979 Yeah. Mona and I are moving in together. 216 00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:16,567 Wow. 217 00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:19,575 Oh. Cool. 218 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:23,825 We are, um, having a few people over for a little soiree, 219 00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:25,058 and, you know, some of the more 220 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,028 tolerable people from the office are coming. 221 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:28,730 I didn't want you to get blindsided 222 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:30,097 if you'd heard about it. 223 00:10:30,534 --> 00:10:32,207 I see, uh... 224 00:10:32,569 --> 00:10:34,754 Congratulations. I'm happy for you. 225 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,072 Well, that's big of you. 226 00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:38,607 I want you to be happy. 227 00:10:38,609 --> 00:10:40,775 I'm the one who broke things off with you. 228 00:10:40,777 --> 00:10:41,843 Like, I'm not insane. 229 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,447 The hell? 230 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,779 I... I just... I saw... 231 00:10:55,382 --> 00:10:57,392 Is everything all right? 232 00:10:57,519 --> 00:10:59,219 Are you okay? 233 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,398 So I think I'm losing my mind. 234 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:04,265 Uh, I might be having dissociative episodes. 235 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,535 So what happened is I hallucinated Trent this morning. 236 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:10,071 Like, I saw him. 237 00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:12,140 I mean, I've been seeing him in my dreams for days, 238 00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:13,274 which is one thing, 239 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:15,377 but seeing apparitions of him in real life? 240 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,811 Well, maybe it's not mental illness. 241 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:18,647 Maybe it's just your imagination. 242 00:11:18,649 --> 00:11:21,049 Our imagination can do crazy things. 243 00:11:21,217 --> 00:11:24,119 Sometimes, I imagine that I'm a pilgrim. 244 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:26,688 - Okay. Thank you. - Mm. 245 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:28,523 Thank you for that, Bert. I appreciate that. 246 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:29,858 And thank you, everyone, 247 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,761 for coming here on such short notice in between sessions. 248 00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:34,996 I just couldn't wait until Monday, you know? 249 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,499 You offered to buy us all crudo, so, yeah, I'm here. 250 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:38,667 How have you been feeling lately? 251 00:11:38,669 --> 00:11:40,078 Have you scanned 252 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:43,204 your emotional system, or whatever? 253 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,740 Uh, okay. Uh, let me do a quick scan. 254 00:11:45,742 --> 00:11:47,242 Boop, boop, boop. 255 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:48,579 Oh, God, I'm so guilty. 256 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,545 I just feel guilt. It's just guilt. 257 00:11:50,547 --> 00:11:52,580 It's crushing, overwhelming amounts of guilt, 258 00:11:52,582 --> 00:11:54,616 for all the things that I've done to people lately. 259 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,152 I mean, not even lately, all the things I've done to people 260 00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:58,326 since I moved here. 261 00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:00,556 And there are things people don't even know about. 262 00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:02,357 Like what? 263 00:12:02,359 --> 00:12:03,558 Eh, I don't really want to talk about it. 264 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,526 Does that really matter? 265 00:12:04,528 --> 00:12:06,528 - Kind of, yeah. Yes. - Of course it does. 266 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:09,364 Okay, point is, I've done some not great things to people, 267 00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:13,234 and I think what's killing me is I always get away with it. 268 00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:14,769 I don't know why. 269 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:17,182 Is it because I'm smarter than other people? 270 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,040 Maybe I'm cuter? 271 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,009 Maybe it's 'cause you manipulate people. 272 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:22,110 Okay, well, stop talking, Rick, 273 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,045 or I'm gonna give your hamachi to Lana. 274 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,782 That proves your point. Yep. I do that. 275 00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:29,317 You know, if you're feeling guilty, 276 00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:31,886 maybe you could confess the bad things you've done. 277 00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:32,954 Like recently, 278 00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:35,156 I apologized to all ten of my children 279 00:12:35,158 --> 00:12:37,659 because I haven't been that present in their lives, 280 00:12:37,661 --> 00:12:39,694 and I feel a lot better. 281 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,031 Oh, Bert, wow. Confess? 282 00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:46,534 Maybe that would make the apparitions or ghosts 283 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:50,032 or memory of Trent... Whatever it is... go away. 284 00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:52,173 Oof, it's gonna be difficult, 285 00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,824 but okay. All right, I'm gonna do it. 286 00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:57,122 I'm gonna get it off my chest. Got it. 287 00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,314 So, who called this meeting again? 288 00:12:59,316 --> 00:13:01,683 I don't know. The subject line says "The Purge," 289 00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:04,986 so are we throwing up or watching a horror movie or what? 290 00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:07,669 Oh, good, you got my Google Cal invite. 291 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,010 Honey, what's this about? 292 00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:12,560 I will tell you. I'll tell you everything. 293 00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:15,263 We're just waiting on one more person. 294 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:16,564 Sorry I'm late. 295 00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:19,234 Someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in. 296 00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:20,602 Rebecca, 297 00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:22,304 what is this? 298 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,970 I have some things to say, and... 299 00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:28,431 it's gonna be brutal. 300 00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:41,695 So, during the birth, in the delivery room, 301 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,366 Valencia will be doing the video. 302 00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:45,844 Hector, snacks, obviously. 303 00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:47,218 Beth, coffee. 304 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,337 Paula, wisdom and ice chips. 305 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,606 And I don't know what Rebecca is gonna do, 306 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:52,798 so she can be a floater. 307 00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:54,262 So that's everyone. 308 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,886 Yeah. Okay, actually, no one is gonna be 309 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,844 in the delivery room, Darryl, just you. 310 00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:00,936 Okay? We're gonna do this how I want. 311 00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:02,782 It might be your baby, but it's my birth, 312 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,206 and I'm terrified. 313 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,173 I mean, after that talk with Paula, like, 314 00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,977 I'm freaking freaked out. 315 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:11,352 My downstairs is gonna look like beef tartare. 316 00:14:11,377 --> 00:14:12,577 But everybody loves you, 317 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,535 and they all want to be by your side. 318 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,995 Why are you so obsessed with making this birth a group hang? 319 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:21,755 It is not a group hang; I'm just having a few people over. 320 00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:24,773 - What? - These people are my family, 321 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,764 my support system, my rock. 322 00:14:26,789 --> 00:14:28,155 They love me. 323 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:31,066 And they love that I look like Tom Selleck. 324 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,502 And they love making me oatmeal in the morning. 325 00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:35,070 Oh. 326 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:37,099 This is about Tom Selleck. 327 00:14:37,124 --> 00:14:39,318 No, I'm kidding. It's about WiJo. 328 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:40,755 You miss him. 329 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,451 I would've put that together ages ago, 330 00:14:42,453 --> 00:14:44,220 but I have such major baby brain. 331 00:14:44,222 --> 00:14:45,588 Did you know that brains shrink 332 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,355 three to five percent during pregnancy? 333 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,124 I can't remember who told me that. 334 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:50,492 Anyway, so, 335 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:52,695 do you, like, regret breaking up with WiJo? 336 00:14:52,697 --> 00:14:55,097 Do you want to be with him again? 337 00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,091 I don't know. 338 00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,552 I just miss my friend. 339 00:14:59,971 --> 00:15:01,837 Oh, Darryl, that's sweet. 340 00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:04,907 And I would love to talk with you more about this, 341 00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,977 but I am having some wicked Braxton Hicks right now. 342 00:15:07,979 --> 00:15:09,011 Wait, are you okay? 343 00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,679 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 344 00:15:10,681 --> 00:15:12,882 The Braxton Hicks are just the practice contractions, remember? 345 00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,049 Oh. 346 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:16,018 Oh, ow. 347 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,406 Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. 348 00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:20,656 Bowling ball, bowling ball, bowling ball, bowling ball. 349 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,690 Oh, does it hurt? 350 00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:23,225 Maybe it's not a practice contraction. 351 00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:24,693 Maybe this is a real one. 352 00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:26,262 No, I don't think so. 353 00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:29,098 I mean, I did see a bloody clump of mucus fall 354 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,400 into the toilet bowl earlier, but... 355 00:15:31,402 --> 00:15:34,136 Wow. The miracle of birth. 356 00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:35,901 Mm-hmm. 357 00:15:36,307 --> 00:15:37,950 Ha... man. 358 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,075 Is it another Toni Braxton? 359 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,810 Oh, that unbreaks my heart. 360 00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:45,047 Um, no. I'll-I'll let you know when they get painful. 361 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,470 Oh, it's right now. 362 00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:49,001 - Oh! - Ah, it's right now. 363 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:51,399 - Oh! - Oh... So get the car. 364 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:53,095 Get the car right now. It's right now. Okay, thank you. 365 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,431 Oh... Toni Braxton. 366 00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:59,468 Oh... Brandy and Monica. 367 00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,751 Aaliyah? 368 00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,242 Anybody? 369 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,459 All right. 370 00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:07,061 I knew this was gonna be really hard, 371 00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:08,429 so I made some lists. 372 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,500 So, I have one for each of you. 373 00:16:10,525 --> 00:16:13,775 Uh, and basically this is a-a list of all of the things 374 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,899 that I have done, 375 00:16:14,924 --> 00:16:16,857 that I should have told you all about, um... 376 00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:18,215 It's bad. 377 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,040 It's-it's... just-just to warn you, it's bad. 378 00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:22,065 It's, like, really... it's, like, really bad. 379 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:26,125 It's bad. So just, uh... look. 380 00:16:26,162 --> 00:16:28,329 You almost had my Lolo killed? 381 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,790 What's a "Lolo"? 382 00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:31,281 Oh. "Lolo" means grandpa. 383 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,759 You didn't notice I was going through an abortion? 384 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,853 Oh, oh. I'm s... I'm s... God. I'm so sorry. Clerical error. 385 00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:39,455 Just, you should have this one, and you should have that one. 386 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,533 Wow, off to a great start. 387 00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:42,800 Well, mine's obviously for me, because it says 388 00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:45,625 you put out a hit on my girlfriend Mona? 389 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:46,526 Why does it say 390 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:48,562 "having sex with Greg's dad"? 391 00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:49,963 Ugh. 392 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,634 You had sex with Greg's dad. Right. 393 00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,392 No you didn't. No. 394 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,790 No way. 395 00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,825 - That's on mine, too. - Mine, too. 396 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,438 Yeah, um, so I just... 397 00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,430 I didn't know what list to put that on. 398 00:17:00,455 --> 00:17:02,054 I just thought everyone should know. 399 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,056 You lied... 400 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,969 about Trent blackmailing me? 401 00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:17,112 You sent me poop? 402 00:17:17,693 --> 00:17:19,665 - Your poop? - Shut up, Josh. 403 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,399 So-so... 404 00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:25,911 So Trent didn't blackmail me. 405 00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:28,125 And you... 406 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,954 manipulated me and lied to me 407 00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:34,374 to get me to commit federal crimes, 408 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:35,587 even though I didn't want to? 409 00:17:35,612 --> 00:17:36,485 Sorry, back up. 410 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:39,311 Someone tried to kill my Lolo? 411 00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,056 Ah, that was more me. 412 00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:43,583 I like to think I wasn't really gonna go through with it, 413 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,306 but whatever; even if I did, he had a nice long life. 414 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,782 Mona, on the other hand... 415 00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:49,041 This isn't right. This is a mistake. 416 00:17:50,163 --> 00:17:52,149 You promised me so many times 417 00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:54,174 that you wouldn't lie to me anymore. 418 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,884 I trusted you. 419 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,813 I didn't even check on what you told me about Trent, 420 00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:01,524 because I just believed you. 421 00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,182 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 422 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,440 I told you. I told you, it's bad. 423 00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:07,071 It's really, really bad. 424 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:08,475 And that's why I just, 425 00:18:08,477 --> 00:18:09,776 I wanted to get it out in the open, 426 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,399 and tell you... no. 427 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,384 Paula. Paula. 428 00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,679 No, no, no, Paula. Oh, Paula. 429 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,863 Rebecca tried to have my father deported? 430 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,977 Again, that was me. 431 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,563 But to be fair, I was promised sex. 432 00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,255 Oh, God. 433 00:18:31,115 --> 00:18:33,008 Okay, I deserve that. 434 00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:35,182 I deserve that. 435 00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:38,572 Hey, hey. 436 00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,540 I know, I know, it's bad. 437 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:43,443 - And I am so sorry if I hurt you. - You're sorry "if"? 438 00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:45,545 I was going through a very tough time. 439 00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:48,548 - I barely remember half those... - It was last week. 440 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:49,916 That is true, 441 00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:52,552 but it's not representative of the person that I really am. 442 00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:54,588 But it obviously is. I mean, you did it. 443 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:57,259 I just, I just... I can't believe this. 444 00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:59,422 You have let me down so many times. 445 00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:01,837 And I am such a fool. 446 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,891 I am a sucker. 447 00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:06,664 You are never going to be any different. 448 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:11,446 Oh, forget it! I am taking the stairs. 449 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:17,977 Oh, God! 450 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:23,641 Leave me alone, you turtlenecked manifestation of my guilt. 451 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,429 I did it. I confessed everything. 452 00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:26,798 So you have no reason to be here anymore. 453 00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:27,765 Leave me alone. 454 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,423 Never, my love. 455 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,454 Okay, seriously? 456 00:19:31,479 --> 00:19:32,766 Go away. 457 00:19:33,529 --> 00:19:35,463 Go away, ghost. 458 00:19:35,488 --> 00:19:37,654 Boo! 459 00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,627 Oh, God, you're real. 460 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,471 Trent, what are you doing here? 461 00:19:46,496 --> 00:19:49,964 You said you were leaving. God, I thought you were in Iowa. 462 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,054 Io-was. 463 00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:53,276 But I missed you, and now I'm-a-back. 464 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:55,143 I have unfinished business here. 465 00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:57,596 What? What could it be? Blackmailing me again? 466 00:19:57,621 --> 00:19:59,455 You can't. I told everyone everything. 467 00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:04,718 God. Trent, I'm never gonna be your girlfriend, ever. 468 00:20:05,127 --> 00:20:07,057 So just get that through your head. 469 00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:09,079 Oh, we're way past that. 470 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,294 I know that's never gonna happen. 471 00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:14,854 Now I just want you to feel as badly as you've made me feel. 472 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,678 So be careful, Rebecca. 473 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,721 Because I'm one scary, scary, sexy man. 474 00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:23,843 Well, what are you gonna do? 475 00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:26,680 Oh. It's no fun if I tell you. 476 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,961 _ 477 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,019 Hi, Paula. It's Rebecca. 478 00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,527 I know we're in a big fight right now, 479 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,394 but you got to call me back; it's an emergency. 480 00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:07,972 I saw Trent. I saw him. 481 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:11,054 He was here at the office, and I'm really, really scared. 482 00:21:11,056 --> 00:21:12,756 And I'm trying to use your tracking device, 483 00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,224 but I don't know how it works. 484 00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:16,560 So please just give me a call back, okay? 485 00:21:16,562 --> 00:21:19,363 Call me. 486 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,631 Hi, Paula. It's Rebecca. 487 00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,266 I know we're in a big fight right now, 488 00:21:22,268 --> 00:21:25,302 but you got to call me back; it's an emergency. 489 00:21:25,304 --> 00:21:27,938 I saw Trent. I saw him. 490 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,741 He was here at the office, and I'm really, really scared. 491 00:21:30,743 --> 00:21:32,676 And I'm trying to use your tracking device, 492 00:21:32,678 --> 00:21:34,278 but I don't know how it works. 493 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,014 So please just give me a call back, okay? Call me. 494 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:40,753 What's wrong with Rebecca? She sounds really scared. 495 00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:44,411 You gonna call her back? 496 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,607 No, I'm done. 497 00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:53,463 So, what is everybody wearing 498 00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:55,632 to Nathaniel's soiree tonight? 499 00:21:55,634 --> 00:21:56,867 I've got my cocktail suspenders, 500 00:21:56,869 --> 00:21:59,069 I got my lobster pot suspenders, I've got... 501 00:21:59,071 --> 00:22:00,804 Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. 502 00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:02,339 Rebecca wasn't invited. 503 00:22:02,341 --> 00:22:05,242 Yeah, have you not been reading the "shhhhh" group text chain? 504 00:22:05,244 --> 00:22:07,277 I wasn't invited to the party, okay, and I'm fine. 505 00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:09,880 Listen, does anybody here know anything about spy trackers? 506 00:22:10,457 --> 00:22:11,848 I'm sorry, I-I don't... 507 00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:15,118 - Spy... detector? - No. Sorry. 508 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,054 That was really awkward turtle. 509 00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:18,722 What's "awkward turtle"? 510 00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:23,160 I don't know what you need a spy thing for, 511 00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:25,929 but, hey, leave our Nathaniel alone, okay? 512 00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:29,009 He's happy. You're dangerous. 513 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,068 You're a loose cannon, Bunch, 514 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,869 and you hurt everyone around you. 515 00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:34,171 Mona? 516 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:38,931 Mona? Mona? 517 00:22:39,144 --> 00:22:40,510 Mona! 518 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,779 Hey. I was in the shower. 519 00:22:42,781 --> 00:22:44,915 God, I texted you. I even called. 520 00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:46,416 A voice call? What's wrong? 521 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:50,988 I just... I just... I-I was worried about you today 522 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:53,799 for-for no reason, regarding nothing and no one. 523 00:22:54,455 --> 00:22:57,394 Oh, Nat, that's weird and cute. 524 00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:59,196 I just needed to see you, and you're fine. 525 00:22:59,198 --> 00:23:00,430 You were in the shower. 526 00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:01,932 Everything's the way it's supposed to be. 527 00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:03,834 All right, the party starts in a couple of hours, 528 00:23:03,836 --> 00:23:05,202 so I have to blow out my hair, 529 00:23:05,204 --> 00:23:07,164 otherwise my secret will be out. 530 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,805 I have curly hair. 531 00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:11,118 Come here. 532 00:23:11,594 --> 00:23:13,610 Mm. 533 00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,028 So, it looks like you're definitely in labor. 534 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,629 Oh, really? Do you think? 535 00:23:32,631 --> 00:23:35,065 No, I know, 'cause I'm a doctor. 536 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:36,333 Okay. 537 00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:37,868 Now, according to your birth plan, 538 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:40,801 you want to labor naturally for as long as possible. 539 00:23:40,826 --> 00:23:43,473 Uh, what does that mean? 540 00:23:43,475 --> 00:23:44,908 It means no pain medication. 541 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,244 Oh, no. Wrong. That's wrong. 542 00:23:47,246 --> 00:23:49,146 Wait, where did you get this, anyways? 543 00:23:49,148 --> 00:23:52,349 What man filled this out? Because I did not. 544 00:23:52,351 --> 00:23:54,885 Um, I did that for you. I thought I was helping out. 545 00:23:54,887 --> 00:23:57,287 And I checked "no early pain intervention" 546 00:23:57,289 --> 00:24:00,257 because I read that epidurals can slow down labor. 547 00:24:00,259 --> 00:24:02,592 No, it's true. You and I, 548 00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:05,157 we are gonna breathe through this together, Womb Goddess. 549 00:24:05,964 --> 00:24:08,432 Okay, Doc, look at me. Eyes here. 550 00:24:08,434 --> 00:24:11,234 I want drugs... all of the drugs. 551 00:24:11,236 --> 00:24:13,986 Give them to me now! 552 00:24:14,598 --> 00:24:15,931 Yeah. 553 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,181 Thanks. 554 00:24:43,787 --> 00:24:45,646 I'm early. 555 00:24:45,671 --> 00:24:48,505 And I brought ice, because there is never enough ice. 556 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,537 Wha... 557 00:24:49,562 --> 00:24:51,495 Also, don't worry, I talked to Rebecca, 558 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,289 and she is never gonna bother you again. 559 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,591 I gave her a stern talking-to. 560 00:24:56,593 --> 00:24:58,526 And what happened? Was she upset? 561 00:24:58,528 --> 00:25:00,261 Why would you care if she's upset? 562 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:03,498 After everything she did for you that you didn't ask for? 563 00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:05,623 Whew, that stupid bitch. 564 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:06,865 You're right, you're right. 565 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:09,391 I'm not even thinking about Rebecca. I don't care. 566 00:25:10,037 --> 00:25:11,741 Now, get your gas station ice out of here. 567 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:13,008 You're embarrassing yourself. 568 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:14,543 Go on. 569 00:25:19,443 --> 00:25:21,317 Nurse? Nurse? 570 00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:24,059 - Can I help you? - Yeah. 571 00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:27,919 I was wondering, who played Uncle Jesse on Full House? 572 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:29,988 I think it was John Stamos. 573 00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:32,023 John Stamos. Oh, my God. 574 00:25:32,025 --> 00:25:34,092 My brain has shrunk way more than 5%. 575 00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:36,327 I used to know everything about Full House. 576 00:25:36,329 --> 00:25:37,395 Is that all? 577 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:38,663 Yeah. Thanks. 578 00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:43,234 John Stamos. I'm so sorry. 579 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,004 I saw the nurse coming in. 580 00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:47,739 What's happening? Are you okay? 581 00:25:47,741 --> 00:25:50,542 No. I forgot who John Stamos was. 582 00:25:51,015 --> 00:25:52,677 I can't believe how calm you are. 583 00:25:52,679 --> 00:25:53,811 On TV shows, 584 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:55,847 pregnant women, they're always crying 585 00:25:55,849 --> 00:25:58,616 and screaming and punching their husband in the face. 586 00:25:58,618 --> 00:26:00,318 Yeah, well, those shows were written by men. 587 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,787 I got an epidural, remember? I don't feel a thing. 588 00:26:02,789 --> 00:26:03,988 Paula was right, actually. 589 00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:06,257 Birth is beautiful when you get pain relief, 590 00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:07,926 'cause then you just do crossword puzzles 591 00:26:07,928 --> 00:26:09,827 and binge watch Top of the Lake. 592 00:26:11,031 --> 00:26:12,764 You don't look like you're having fun, though. 593 00:26:12,766 --> 00:26:14,124 No, I'm fine. 594 00:26:14,897 --> 00:26:18,169 It's White Josh, huh? You're still missing that guy. 595 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,406 Yeah, kind of. But I'm okay. 596 00:26:21,408 --> 00:26:23,207 Okay, cool. 597 00:26:51,211 --> 00:26:54,022 _ 598 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,733 _ 599 00:26:56,758 --> 00:26:58,758 _ 600 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:04,389 _ 601 00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:06,051 _ 602 00:27:06,052 --> 00:27:08,586 Adios to Prince Charming. 603 00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:11,327 If I can't have you, no one will. 604 00:27:12,058 --> 00:27:13,825 I saw your face when Nathaniel said 605 00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:17,729 he was moving in with Mona; I know how you feel. 606 00:27:17,731 --> 00:27:20,298 I lost someone I loved. You. 607 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,000 Now you will feel the same. 608 00:27:22,002 --> 00:27:25,976 Nathaniel Plimpton III must be destroyed. 609 00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:28,883 Motive. 610 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:32,310 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Nathaniel. 611 00:27:34,617 --> 00:27:36,614 The roses have really come in well this year. 612 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:38,650 I've actually never noticed how much of a green thumb... 613 00:27:38,652 --> 00:27:40,184 Sir, there's a problem with the bill. 614 00:27:40,186 --> 00:27:41,969 May I speak with you for a second? 615 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,027 Sure. Excuse me. 616 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:49,058 ♪ ♪ 617 00:27:52,966 --> 00:27:54,932 And just right this way. 618 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,434 I-I don't understand. 619 00:27:56,436 --> 00:27:58,136 I thought everything was taken care of. 620 00:27:58,138 --> 00:28:01,172 Oh, there's just a couple of little extras. 621 00:28:01,174 --> 00:28:02,707 Here. You can see here. 622 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,876 I just need your approval on these little extras. 623 00:28:04,878 --> 00:28:08,713 All right? So that's mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup. 624 00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:11,215 Condiments are extra? 625 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,518 Okay, do you want to be the one to go out there 626 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,053 and tell them there's not any ketchup? 627 00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:16,521 I don't want to be that guy. 628 00:28:16,523 --> 00:28:18,790 So just initial all the condiments. 629 00:28:21,294 --> 00:28:23,628 Where are you, Rebecca? 630 00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:25,324 I know you're coming. 631 00:28:26,761 --> 00:28:28,399 I need you to see this. 632 00:28:28,401 --> 00:28:29,370 What? 633 00:28:29,395 --> 00:28:31,495 What? Initial all the condiments. 634 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,482 Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? 635 00:28:44,484 --> 00:28:46,017 Where is he? 636 00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:51,517 Where's Nathaniel? 637 00:28:51,542 --> 00:28:53,825 Rebecca, I told you to leave him alone! 638 00:28:53,827 --> 00:28:55,359 Shut up, George! I need to find Nathaniel. 639 00:28:55,361 --> 00:28:57,762 It's so weird that you showed up tonight, right, Rebecca? 640 00:28:57,764 --> 00:28:59,063 Awkward turtle. 641 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:02,734 - I think he went over there. - Okay. 642 00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:08,439 No. 643 00:29:08,441 --> 00:29:09,974 They say love makes you crazy. 644 00:29:09,976 --> 00:29:11,876 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. Stop. 645 00:29:11,878 --> 00:29:14,545 - Rebecca, I have to pay the bill. - No! 646 00:29:15,949 --> 00:29:17,248 No! 647 00:29:28,221 --> 00:29:30,021 Man, I killed that. 648 00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:35,775 Hello. 649 00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:48,703 Hey, hey! He was going to kill Nathaniel. 650 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,172 Okay? He had a knife. 651 00:29:50,174 --> 00:29:51,810 He's the turkey carver. He had a carving knife. 652 00:29:51,835 --> 00:29:54,553 No, no, no, he wasn't. He was my ex-boyfriend, 653 00:29:54,578 --> 00:29:56,878 and he was dangerous, and he's been stalking me. 654 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,880 He was stalking you by going to a party 655 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:00,148 you were not invited to? 656 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,450 And so you killed him? 657 00:30:02,404 --> 00:30:04,820 Oh, my God, I killed him? Is he dead? 658 00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:07,422 Well, the cute EMT, whose name is Rufus, 659 00:30:07,424 --> 00:30:09,891 which is so weird because I literally love that baby name, 660 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,513 - Oh! - he said he fell in a swimming pool... 661 00:30:12,538 --> 00:30:14,696 Just missed the diving board. 662 00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,031 Oh, thank God. 663 00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:17,999 'Cause I really, I really didn't mean to kill him. 664 00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:20,302 Okay, Rebecca, stop. Don't say anything. 665 00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:22,137 Anything you say can be admissible. 666 00:30:22,139 --> 00:30:25,023 Call Paula. Someone call Paula. 667 00:30:25,048 --> 00:30:27,409 But she's not a lawyer. I'm a lawyer! 668 00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:32,250 Call Paula. 669 00:30:35,185 --> 00:30:36,718 She's in big trouble. 670 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,119 Huge. 671 00:30:38,121 --> 00:30:39,671 Hundo P. 672 00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:47,123 Oh. 673 00:30:49,533 --> 00:30:50,932 What are you doing here? 674 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,901 Heather texted me. She asked me to come. 675 00:30:52,903 --> 00:30:54,766 - She did? - Yeah. 676 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,339 Why? I thought you hated babies. 677 00:30:57,341 --> 00:30:59,741 People got to stop saying that. 678 00:30:59,743 --> 00:31:01,243 She, uh... 679 00:31:01,245 --> 00:31:03,445 She said you wanted to see me. 680 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:06,181 She also wanted to know who starred in School of Rock, 681 00:31:06,183 --> 00:31:07,649 "blank Black"" 682 00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:09,499 I did want to see you. 683 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,120 I wanted to see my friend. 684 00:31:12,489 --> 00:31:15,423 We're, uh, we're friends? 685 00:31:15,819 --> 00:31:17,259 I thought you didn't want to be. 686 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:18,393 I thought you didn't want to be. 687 00:31:18,395 --> 00:31:20,569 Okay. 688 00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:23,077 I missed you. 689 00:31:23,538 --> 00:31:24,866 Me, too. 690 00:31:24,868 --> 00:31:27,269 I mean, I didn't miss myself, I missed you. 691 00:31:27,271 --> 00:31:28,303 Yeah, right. Right, right, right. 692 00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,657 I got it. 693 00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:35,143 Can I, uh... Can I hold her? 694 00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:37,196 - You want to? - Yeah. 695 00:31:37,221 --> 00:31:38,774 Okay. 696 00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:41,878 - Now, just support her head. - All right. 697 00:31:41,903 --> 00:31:44,203 Aw. 698 00:31:44,228 --> 00:31:45,520 Oh, God, okay. 699 00:31:45,522 --> 00:31:47,896 Okay. I named her Hebecca. 700 00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:50,974 It's a combination of Heather and Rebecca. 701 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,973 Oh. Mm-hmm. 702 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:56,398 - Yeah? - Okay. 703 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,500 Well, they said I had 24 hours if I wanted to change it. 704 00:31:58,502 --> 00:31:59,768 Oh, thank God. 705 00:32:01,605 --> 00:32:03,071 - It is a bad name. - Really? 706 00:32:03,073 --> 00:32:04,639 Objectively just very bad. 707 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:07,372 She's perfect. 708 00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:10,445 You did good. 709 00:32:10,447 --> 00:32:11,645 Yeah. 710 00:32:14,276 --> 00:32:15,849 I think we all did. 711 00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:18,797 Hello there. 712 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:27,662 Is he gonna pull through? 713 00:32:27,664 --> 00:32:30,264 Yeah. Broke every bone in his body, though. 714 00:32:30,289 --> 00:32:32,224 When you hit a pool from that height, 715 00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:33,648 it's like getting hit by a bus. 716 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:36,117 He's gonna be in a full-body cast for quite some time. 717 00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,452 Oh, my God. 718 00:32:37,454 --> 00:32:39,608 So, um... 719 00:32:39,633 --> 00:32:42,366 they're gonna charge you with attempted second-degree murder. 720 00:32:42,391 --> 00:32:45,404 What?! No! No. Hey, I was saving your life. 721 00:32:45,429 --> 00:32:47,483 Trent has been stalking me and blackmailing me 722 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,007 practically since the second we met, 723 00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:50,123 and he was trying to hurt you. 724 00:32:50,147 --> 00:32:52,241 - I know. I believe you. - You believe me?! 725 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,666 Yes, I do, but I don't know if anyone else will. 726 00:32:54,691 --> 00:32:56,361 To the cops and a jury, 727 00:32:56,386 --> 00:32:58,553 it looks like you crashed your ex-boyfriend's party, 728 00:32:58,555 --> 00:33:01,222 and then pushed another ex-boyfriend off of the roof, 729 00:33:01,224 --> 00:33:03,525 who was working there completely legally as a waiter. 730 00:33:03,527 --> 00:33:05,460 No, uh-uh-uh, but I told the cops 731 00:33:05,462 --> 00:33:07,062 that he sent me those Instagram stories. 732 00:33:07,064 --> 00:33:09,097 I had to. Yes, but they already disappeared. 733 00:33:09,099 --> 00:33:10,758 We couldn't find anything. 734 00:33:19,091 --> 00:33:21,289 I'm going to prison. 735 00:33:22,758 --> 00:33:24,512 For a long time. 736 00:33:24,514 --> 00:33:26,881 Maybe not. I have a plan. 737 00:33:26,883 --> 00:33:28,305 You have a plan? 738 00:33:29,553 --> 00:33:31,319 Wait, are you representing me? 739 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:34,623 After what I almost did to Mona? Why? 740 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:37,484 I don't know, honestly. I can't explain why I'm here. 741 00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:39,094 I can't explain why I'm going to help you. 742 00:33:39,096 --> 00:33:41,262 I can't explain why I just broke up with Mona. 743 00:33:42,259 --> 00:33:43,498 What? 744 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,978 Yeah. I don't love her. 745 00:33:46,688 --> 00:33:48,136 I love someone else. 746 00:33:48,138 --> 00:33:50,163 Oh, God, there's another girl? 747 00:33:52,171 --> 00:33:53,508 Me, you're talking about me. 748 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:54,809 Yeah. 749 00:33:54,811 --> 00:33:56,778 And I think you love me, too. 750 00:33:58,615 --> 00:34:00,482 Nathaniel, of course I do. 751 00:34:00,484 --> 00:34:02,817 Okay. I'm gonna get you out of here, 752 00:34:02,819 --> 00:34:04,219 and we're gonna be together, all right? 753 00:34:04,221 --> 00:34:06,588 Okay. There's just one thing you have to do. 754 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:07,555 The next hearing 755 00:34:07,557 --> 00:34:09,057 is about entering your plea. 756 00:34:09,059 --> 00:34:10,992 And I want you to plead not guilty... 757 00:34:10,994 --> 00:34:12,060 Okay, not guilty. 758 00:34:12,062 --> 00:34:13,559 ... by reason of insanity. 759 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:18,309 - Plead insanity? - Mm. 760 00:34:23,692 --> 00:34:25,503 You want me to plead insanity? 761 00:34:25,528 --> 00:34:26,894 Yes, think about it. It'll work. 762 00:34:26,896 --> 00:34:28,562 To a judge, it'll make absolute sense. 763 00:34:28,564 --> 00:34:30,331 You have a history of mental instability, 764 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:33,801 you've been in an institution before, you have BPD. 765 00:34:33,803 --> 00:34:35,035 None of this is your fault. 766 00:34:35,037 --> 00:34:36,770 No... No, but I put you in danger. 767 00:34:36,772 --> 00:34:39,106 I brought Trent into your life. He tried to hurt you. 768 00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:40,074 It is my fault. 769 00:34:40,076 --> 00:34:41,408 No, it's not. 770 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,644 You-you don't deserve blame for any of this 771 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,012 or what led to this. 772 00:34:45,014 --> 00:34:46,580 You've had a really tough time in your life. 773 00:34:46,582 --> 00:34:49,516 We all have. You've shown me that I have, too. 774 00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:51,352 What do you mean? 775 00:34:51,354 --> 00:34:52,720 Take me for example. 776 00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:56,290 I have issues with my father. I have issues with my mother. 777 00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:58,359 Those things made me kind of a jerk. 778 00:34:58,361 --> 00:34:59,793 You helped me realize that. 779 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,528 You helped me to see that sometimes 780 00:35:01,530 --> 00:35:02,885 we can't control how we act. 781 00:35:03,499 --> 00:35:05,532 I mean, everyone has their reasons, right? 782 00:35:05,534 --> 00:35:08,135 ♪ ♪ 783 00:35:09,372 --> 00:35:12,106 ♪ Before I knew you ♪ 784 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:15,876 ♪ I did bad things and didn't know why ♪ 785 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:20,414 ♪ But now I know you ♪ 786 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:24,646 ♪ And I've learned to look inside ♪ 787 00:35:24,825 --> 00:35:28,622 ♪ I understand what makes me frightened and sad ♪ 788 00:35:28,624 --> 00:35:31,925 ♪ So, yes, I still do bad things ♪ 789 00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,646 ♪ But are they actually bad? ♪ 790 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,730 ♪ No! ♪ 791 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:40,975 ♪ Because nothing is ever anyone's fault ♪ 792 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:45,305 ♪ We're all just products of childhood trauma ♪ 793 00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:49,061 ♪ Nothing is ever anyone's fault ♪ 794 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:53,914 ♪ Pain causes anger and fear causes drama ♪ 795 00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:57,684 ♪ We can't control the things we do, just like ♪ 796 00:35:57,686 --> 00:35:59,520 ♪ I can't control ♪ 797 00:35:59,522 --> 00:36:03,123 ♪ That I'm in love with you ♪ 798 00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:05,859 Wow, the first part was kind of amoral, 799 00:36:05,861 --> 00:36:08,162 but that last thing was really sweet. 800 00:36:08,164 --> 00:36:10,397 - Thanks. - What else? 801 00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:15,569 ♪ I was raised to believe ♪ 802 00:36:15,571 --> 00:36:18,939 ♪ That every person's in charge of their fate ♪ 803 00:36:20,543 --> 00:36:23,529 ♪ But now I clearly see ♪ 804 00:36:23,693 --> 00:36:28,182 ♪ That my father's a dick, and he filled me with hate ♪ 805 00:36:28,184 --> 00:36:30,350 You were the first person who told me that. 806 00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:31,718 Maybe you have a point. 807 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:35,589 ♪ I was brought up by a fat-shaming mom ♪ 808 00:36:35,591 --> 00:36:39,093 ♪ Who made me take laxatives the week before prom ♪ 809 00:36:39,095 --> 00:36:43,197 Yup. ♪ Now I overeat ever since that abuse ♪ 810 00:36:43,199 --> 00:36:44,198 See? 811 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,135 ♪ Psychology is a great excuse ♪ 812 00:36:48,137 --> 00:36:50,237 ♪ Nothing is ever anyone's fault ♪ 813 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,372 ♪ Nothing is ever anyone's fault ♪ 814 00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:55,509 ♪ John Wayne Gacy was hit by his dad ♪ 815 00:36:55,511 --> 00:36:58,579 Exactly. ♪ It wasn't technically Hitler's fault ♪ 816 00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:00,414 ♪ Wasn't technically Hitler's fault ♪ 817 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,782 ♪ Hitler's brother died ♪ 818 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,118 ♪ And that made him super sad ♪ 819 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,188 ♪ It's hard to paint people with evil or glory ♪ 820 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:12,226 ♪ When you know that everyone's got a tragic backstory ♪ 821 00:37:12,228 --> 00:37:16,330 ♪ Free will's an illusion, morality is, too ♪ 822 00:37:16,332 --> 00:37:18,432 ♪ So it's not my fault ♪ 823 00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:22,236 ♪ That my parents messed me up ♪ 824 00:37:22,238 --> 00:37:26,273 ♪ 'Cause their parents messed them up ♪ 825 00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:30,344 ♪ And Adam and Eve were messed up by God ♪ 826 00:37:30,346 --> 00:37:34,904 ♪ Who was messed up originally by the Big Bang ♪ 827 00:37:35,351 --> 00:37:38,886 ♪ Everything is the Big Bang's fault ♪ 828 00:37:38,888 --> 00:37:40,320 Good point! 829 00:37:40,322 --> 00:37:43,957 ♪ Energy in space was the ultimate bad father ♪ 830 00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:46,560 ♪ Nothing is nobody's fault ♪ 831 00:37:46,562 --> 00:37:48,262 ♪ Nothing is nobody's ♪ 832 00:37:48,264 --> 00:37:50,030 ♪ Is that a double negative? ♪ 833 00:37:50,032 --> 00:37:52,777 ♪ Eh, it sounds good, why bother? ♪ 834 00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:56,737 ♪ But I'm glad for the trauma ♪ 835 00:37:56,739 --> 00:37:58,672 ♪ I'm glad for it, too ♪ 836 00:37:58,674 --> 00:38:01,275 ♪ 'Cause my past is what led me ♪ 837 00:38:01,277 --> 00:38:04,778 ♪ To fall in love ♪ 838 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:09,316 ♪ With you. ♪ 839 00:38:22,893 --> 00:38:24,436 Oh. 840 00:38:30,491 --> 00:38:32,673 Is Paula coming? Did you call her? 841 00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:35,200 I called her, and I don't know. 842 00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,344 Look, Rebecca, all you have to do now 843 00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:39,713 is plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 844 00:38:39,715 --> 00:38:40,814 It's that's simple. 845 00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:43,639 Okay. Okay. 846 00:38:43,664 --> 00:38:46,865 Hey. You can do this. 847 00:38:48,381 --> 00:38:49,723 All rise. 848 00:38:54,964 --> 00:38:56,530 You may be seated. 849 00:38:56,952 --> 00:39:00,634 This is Criminal Case Number 15-4270, 850 00:39:00,636 --> 00:39:04,303 The People of Los Angeles County v. Rebecca Nora Bunch. 851 00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:07,630 Miss Bunch, how do you plead? 852 00:39:11,247 --> 00:39:15,282 Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of... 853 00:39:16,191 --> 00:39:18,458 ♪ ♪ 854 00:39:32,449 --> 00:39:34,783 By reason of, um... 855 00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:36,908 Insanity. 856 00:39:38,552 --> 00:39:40,407 Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this. 857 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:46,780 I may have borderline, but I'm not insane. 858 00:39:48,749 --> 00:39:51,683 I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it. 859 00:39:55,564 --> 00:39:57,224 As long as I can remember, 860 00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:59,900 I've let some other force control my life. 861 00:40:01,781 --> 00:40:03,728 My mother told me who to be. 862 00:40:05,001 --> 00:40:07,369 Love told me where to go. 863 00:40:08,611 --> 00:40:10,114 And I went along with it all 864 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:13,877 because I told myself that they weren't my choices. 865 00:40:14,552 --> 00:40:17,753 That somehow the choices were being made for me. 866 00:40:19,748 --> 00:40:23,750 But that's just not true. They were my choices. 867 00:40:23,752 --> 00:40:25,886 It's my life, and I'm responsible 868 00:40:25,888 --> 00:40:29,323 no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like. 869 00:40:29,325 --> 00:40:31,325 And let's be clear, they suck. 870 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,917 I didn't mean to hurt Trent. 871 00:40:40,803 --> 00:40:42,526 But I did hurt him. 872 00:40:44,057 --> 00:40:46,206 And I want to face the consequences 873 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:49,886 of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life. 874 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,357 I have to. 875 00:40:57,857 --> 00:40:59,404 I'm so sorry. 876 00:41:02,286 --> 00:41:05,087 I want to change, Paula. 877 00:41:06,707 --> 00:41:08,646 And I swear, I'm gonna try. 878 00:41:10,315 --> 00:41:11,873 You don't have to believe me. 879 00:41:13,318 --> 00:41:15,068 I mean, I wouldn't if I were you. 880 00:41:15,147 --> 00:41:17,895 I've broken so many promises. 881 00:41:18,732 --> 00:41:21,214 But I hope that this time is gonna be different, 882 00:41:23,278 --> 00:41:24,730 because this time 883 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,988 I truly want to be held responsible for my actions. 884 00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:33,526 So I plead responsible. 885 00:41:35,324 --> 00:41:38,759 I mean... guilty. 886 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,066 I plead guilty. 887 00:41:57,012 --> 00:42:01,315 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 64059

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