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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,116 Are you all right, young master? 4 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:27,368 How do you do, Mr. iron-plate. 5 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:30,705 Oh yeah, young master, how many relatives do you have? 6 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:35,532 I have no parents, no brother or sister. I'm alone. 7 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,703 That's why I want to get married so early. 8 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:40,290 To marry and to settle down is the meaning of life. 9 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:41,532 Very good! 10 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:46,866 I don't like big family. 11 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:51,574 A simple family is good to my daughter. 12 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,996 I'll let you marry hsiao-hsiang! 13 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,369 Thank you so much, father-in-law! 14 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,165 My wish finally come true. 15 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,407 Young master! 16 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,034 The marriage is decided. 17 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,908 Oh god, I have married an iron-beauty. 18 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,702 Are you hurt? 19 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:06,539 Of course! It's painful! 20 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:08,078 Let me have a kiss. 21 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,532 What is this? 22 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:18,952 I won't let you see! 23 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,115 I've seen your whole body, 24 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,707 why can't I see such a picture of mandarin ducks. 25 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:25,539 You laugh at me. 26 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:29,785 It's okay. I have something to show to you. 27 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,323 The old memory of han palace. 28 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,082 Han palace? Is it also called the back palace? 29 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:39,824 Three thousand girls in the back palace for the king. 30 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,494 Have a look! 31 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:46,789 It is very beautiful! Won't you see? 32 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,659 I won't! I won't! 33 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:58,741 This is an old book from my ancestor. It is invaluable. 34 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,995 Take a glance! It's really beautiful. 35 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,160 Come! 36 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,659 Can't you see that the picture is so lively. 37 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:14,908 It's very embarrassing. How can one do such a thing? 38 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:18,284 Right! These things are not made for ordinary man. 39 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,912 It's as magical as god if we do these things. 40 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:24,868 Let's be god for a while! 41 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:55,865 Our master and mistress are so decadent? 42 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,823 Yes, they even make love in the garden in the daytime. 43 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,697 I don't know that he's such a bad guy. 44 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,415 He will not be great and good. 45 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,574 I'm wrong to marry my daughter to him! 46 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,948 You look! 47 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,866 You're naughty, my baby! 48 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,707 No... you laugh at me! 49 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,956 Father-in-law! 50 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,370 What's the matter, my son-in-law? 51 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,492 I am living in such a place that I know nothing about the world outside. 52 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,116 I can find no good-teacher, and no good friend. 53 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,616 I want to go to the capital for a public-examination, 54 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,661 so that I could be a government official. 55 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:06,289 I think that you will be happy to hear about this. 56 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,492 Since you're been my son-in-law for half a year, 57 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,572 you have never said such a right word. 58 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,906 I'm so happy that you want to take this examination. 59 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,249 Very good! 60 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,162 We're just married, 61 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,249 I'm afraid that hsiao-hsiang wouldn't let me go. 62 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,789 Man is made for the world! She couldn't say a word. 63 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:37,205 My son-in-law, feel free to go to the capital! 64 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,915 I will take care of hsiao-hsiang! 65 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:44,576 No, you can't...! 66 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,823 I won't primose. 67 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,868 If I haven't met you, 68 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:56,242 I would never know that life is so joyful. 69 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,157 You are leaving tomorrow. 70 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:03,030 You may never come back! 71 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,371 You can't go! ...You can't! 72 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:40,204 My lord, this is my family's old treasure. 73 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,204 It would make you safe in the journey. 74 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:49,866 Take it with you! 75 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:56,582 I wish that you will thinking me when you see it. 76 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,120 Yu-yi, you must take care of her. 77 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:15,155 My lord, take care of yourself! 78 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,032 I will. 79 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,829 Young master, I don't understand. 80 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,998 You've been married less than a year, 81 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,037 and you love each other so much. 82 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,454 How could you tolerate this separation from your wife. 83 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,494 I won't stick to a single flower, 84 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,411 and give up one garden of delight. 85 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:59,030 Waiter! I've been sitting here for an hour, 86 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,249 why did the late-comer in the neighborhood has the food first? 87 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,740 This... 88 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,783 Waiter, would you take back the food to this gentleman? 89 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,285 Thank you! 90 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,498 Don't mention it! 91 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:15,786 I'm ss 0 rry! 92 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,700 Never mind! 93 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,956 Master, you are very kind. 94 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,791 Would you mind drinking with me? 95 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,624 I dare not... 96 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,161 It's my pleasure! 97 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,079 You, a scholar, shouldn't be so discreet. 98 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,540 Everyone in the world could become friend. 99 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,034 I'm not knowledgeable but I like meeting new friends. 100 00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:39,748 You're very generous. 101 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:42,623 Let's drink! 102 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,703 I will be the boss, mister. 103 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:50,245 No, I will be the boss! 104 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,240 Sit down please! 105 00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:54,953 Would you mind telling me your name? 106 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,829 I'm I yun-sheng, and yours... 107 00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,791 I yun-sheng, what a good name. 108 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,989 My name is very poor. I'm chen chi-lin. 109 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,161 What? Chen chi-lin! 110 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,869 Oh, young brother, are you frightened? 111 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,782 You shouldn't be so careless. 112 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,537 Does it matter? 113 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,625 Nothing! 114 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:23,747 He's that magic thief who steals a thousand families in one night. 115 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,577 Young master... 116 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:29,531 I remember. He's that famous chen chi-lin. 117 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,657 Dare not! 118 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,704 You are a great hero really. 119 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,244 I admire you very much! 120 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:39,405 Mr. chen, don't you afraid to be caught? 121 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,954 I won't change my name in any occasion. 122 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,620 I'm not a real hero if I'm afraid. 123 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:48,831 To proof one is guilty, evidence is needed. 124 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,825 Even if I go to the court myself and tell than who I am, 125 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,414 they cannot arrest me! 126 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,825 Besides, everyone is trying to please me. 127 00:18:56,833 --> 00:19:01,907 They are afraid that I will steal their houses if they make me angry. 128 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,624 There must be some romantic events 129 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,332 when you steal at night? 130 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,412 Of course! It's no need to argue. 131 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:14,285 Many lonely women didn't refuse my robbery, 132 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,328 so as to sleep with me just for one night. 133 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,164 And I won't refuse them either, 134 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,624 and one that is as smart as you, 135 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,741 would also have lots of romance. 136 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,990 This way please! 137 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Sit down! 138 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,122 Sit down please! 139 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,703 Sit! Sit! 140 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,490 What do you like, sir? 141 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,498 Give me two bowls of noodles. 142 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,991 Noodles! O.K.! 143 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,245 Mr. I Mr. I 144 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,248 what are you staring at? 145 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,832 One proverb says one shouls enjoy life while one is young. 146 00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:55,741 There'll be no regret in my life if I could sleep with many girls when I am young. 147 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,241 Mr. chen, to speak frankly, 148 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,617 I'm leaving home in the name of taking the public examination. 149 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,408 Instead, my aim is to search for beautiful girls. 150 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,908 Since you have such an idea, 151 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:11,614 I'll keep my eye open for you when I'm robbering. 152 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,991 Thank you so much, Mr. chen. 153 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:07,374 I'm bei xiang-yu, 20 years old. My husband is called hsiao hsiang-tsu, 154 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:13,780 god bless me, please give me a child so that my family can continue. 155 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,203 How do you do, lady! 156 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,956 Gut-cheung, let's go! 157 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,289 Yes, madam! 158 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:56,370 Bei xiang-yu, 20 years old! 159 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,414 Who is it? 160 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:17,705 Oh Mr. chen! 161 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:21,280 Your room are lighted up, I know that you are not sleep. 162 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:22,873 I couldn't sleep. 163 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,331 You can tolerate such a small and bad room. 164 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,450 Do you date beautiful girls frequently at this. 165 00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:31,873 Hey, long time no see! 166 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,411 Let's drink happily! 167 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:34,998 Good! Please! 168 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,705 Mr. I, did you have any romance when we were departed? 169 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:45,457 No, I just stayed alone watching the sky. 170 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:49,072 By the way, did you find any beautiful girl for me? 171 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:52,120 How can I forget! It's always on my mind. 172 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,742 But most of them are just ordinary ones. Few of them are extremely beautiful. 173 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,365 Searching for such a long time, 174 00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:02,115 I see an excellent woman finally. 175 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,045 Tell me quickly which family does she belongs to. 176 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:06,574 Listen to my description of her first. 177 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,287 One day I discovered a rate beauty 178 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:13,704 while I walked passing an alley. 179 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:17,038 She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 180 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,949 Her name is yu-fen. 181 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,030 Her husband is kuan lu-chih. 182 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:28,540 He is rude and always let his wife alone. 183 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:32,618 It's just a flower being put upon some cow's dung. 184 00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:40,829 Then, when will I see this beautiful woman? 185 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:44,489 But I still have a doubt. 186 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,867 You are so enthusiastic to look for other girls, 187 00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:54,911 then how long could you last for every sexual intercourse? 188 00:24:56,292 --> 00:24:59,364 More or less an hour. 189 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,490 An hour?! 190 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,536 What are you laughing about? Chen? 191 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:07,870 You are just at the ordinary level. 192 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:11,739 If you just make love with your wife and without compare to other, 193 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,241 you are not that bad. 194 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:18,656 But if you want to have illicit sexual relations, 195 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:23,411 you will be laughed at with such sexual ability. 196 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,536 Then, can I take medicine to make myself stronger? 197 00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:33,114 In bed, real ability is most important. 198 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:37,030 Both long duration and size of cock are needed. 199 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:40,699 If you don't mind, 200 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,165 can I measure the length of your cock? 201 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,199 I'm quite proud of my cock's size. 202 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,449 Let's see after the measurement. 203 00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:08,284 You just overestimate your own ability. 204 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,157 With such ability, 205 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:15,662 you can satisfy your wife only. 206 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:20,832 Stop dreaming about any sexual relation outside marriage. 207 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:53,951 Young master, why are you in such low spirit? 208 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,036 Don't ask anymore! 209 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:00,282 Sorry! Sorry! 210 00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,407 How can such things be written? 211 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:03,248 Don't look, let's go... 212 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,703 Look! Young master! 213 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:12,030 A great physician, teaching the art of making love, 214 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,993 can enlarge male's genitals. 215 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,741 Great! I'm saved! 216 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:32,621 Do you want to learn the skill? 217 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,581 Come in! 218 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:41,538 Mister, generally, it is easy to teach you how to make love in long duration 219 00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:43,407 but cannot enlarge your cock, 220 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:45,373 I've just seen that words 221 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,538 about enlarging male's genitals, 222 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,328 so I come to visit you. 223 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:57,949 There's several methods, depend on what kind of man being treated. 224 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,331 Could you explain clearly? 225 00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:04,739 It depends on how long is your cock originally, 226 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:08,905 and how large do you want to enlarge? 227 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:13,496 I am so fond of sleeping with beautiful girl, 228 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:17,698 but with a small cock, there's nothing I can do. 229 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:20,950 Now I've met you, master, how lucky I am! 230 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:27,830 It's like saving my life if you can make my genitals bigger and longer. 231 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:33,576 I'll try my best if you insist. 232 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,074 Great! We'll count it settled. 233 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,074 What a cock! 234 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,165 Mr. chen, the physician did a successful operation for me. 235 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:28,499 Now, my small cock are turned large and long. 236 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,991 Would you still look down on me? 237 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:34,409 You are immovable in sex romance. 238 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,533 You just deserve my respect! 239 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:40,075 Do the beautiful woman live in this narrow alley? 240 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,083 Right! 241 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,533 I want to buy some white silk. 242 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,787 Do those at the doorway satisfy you? 243 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,369 Why not? 244 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:59,079 I'm afraid you, lady, don't want to sell them! 245 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,538 Please wait for a while. 246 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,954 I'll get more silk for you to choose. 247 00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:16,911 Hey, you are making eyes at each other. 248 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,624 I think that she's in love with you. 249 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,582 This time, you will succeed definitely. 250 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:24,369 I have this feeling also! 251 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:33,495 Mister, please have a look. 252 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,412 This piece of silk is yellowish. It's not my cup of tea. 253 00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:43,078 This is really white! 254 00:30:44,292 --> 00:30:46,499 Why did you say that it is yellowish? 255 00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:52,615 Oh, I see! It's because your hand is so white and beautiful that 256 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:55,082 it makes me feel that the silk is yellowish! 257 00:30:57,042 --> 00:31:00,284 The silk seemed so white when compared to his dark skin. 258 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:08,200 My friend never joke. 259 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:11,659 Madam, I want ti buy ten Jin of white silk. 260 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:16,115 But I need silk as white as your hands! 261 00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:40,454 Madam, do you need some deposit? 262 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,244 There are, something, false money, 263 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:47,540 but my silk is 100% real silk. 264 00:31:48,042 --> 00:31:49,748 We're first met, 265 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:52,116 how did you know my ability? 266 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,706 Let's go inside, have a drink and talk a white. 267 00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:55,993 Please! 268 00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:14,573 It's a great business. I think I can enjoy a lot also. 269 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:20,912 My darling wife! Tonight is the mid-Autumn festival. 270 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:23,750 I go to see opera with my friend and won't be back tonight. 271 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,160 Honey! 272 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,082 Don't be angry! I'll stay with you tomorrow night. 273 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,789 Go away! 274 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,407 Don't be angry! 275 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:52,998 Bullshit! 276 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,575 Who's angry! I'll be mad if you don't go. 277 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:39,075 Madam, I miss you so much! 278 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,619 Madam! 279 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:38,075 Madam, you are the best... 280 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,789 Who are you? 281 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:46,831 That's me. You are marvelous! Let's make love once more. 282 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,949 Where is my madam? 283 00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,243 I'm a vanguard! 284 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,572 You must fight with a vanguard before fighting with the real one. 285 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,199 Where's my madam? The real one? 286 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:59,993 Honey, I'm here! 287 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,328 You cheated me! 288 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:07,739 Yu-fen, this guy is really great! 289 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:10,241 I've finished my job. I'll go now. 290 00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:12,782 Thank you, sister fal! 291 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:17,535 Don't mention it, I've got my share too. 292 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,914 I'm g 0 no w! 293 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,741 Madam, why did you test me? 294 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,244 To lost my chastity is a minor problem, 295 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:38,201 I cannot stand one, like you, that has a good appearance 296 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:39,914 but has no ability, 297 00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:44,035 I won't satisfied in intercourse 298 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:45,498 I can't afford such a loss. 299 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:48,867 So you sent that monster to testify me! 300 00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,706 Wash yourself with the bowel of water over there. 301 00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:55,948 Why? 302 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:59,701 I don't want to be contaminated since you're make love with the so-called monster. 303 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,914 And don't forget to wash your mouth! 304 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,327 Yes, madam! 305 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:14,948 I know, in the very beginning, that she is a bitch. 306 00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,539 I cannot control her. 307 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:24,871 Uncle fa, I just can't believe that she has the gut... 308 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,080 To ask for a divorce. 309 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:32,200 Ah kuan, I'm very sorry to hear about this. 310 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:35,041 It may be your fault to have such a beautiful wife. 311 00:41:35,042 --> 00:41:37,158 Look what you are like in the mirror. 312 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:39,123 You should know that 313 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:42,788 she will love another man. 314 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,328 What should I do now, uncle fa? 315 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:50,622 Evidence is needed to proof her guilty. 316 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:53,412 But you have no evidence, 317 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:58,207 and I heard that the guy whom your wife loved has a powerful friend. 318 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,244 What kind of powerful friend? 319 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,322 I heard it from my wife. 320 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,789 That she saw, many times, 321 00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:08,535 that magic thief chen, 322 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:11,832 go in and out of your home! 323 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,119 Damn it, I won't let them sleep well. 324 00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:15,831 I must kill them! 325 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,370 Don't be so angry. 326 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,536 Let's have a talk firstly. 327 00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:22,282 What else should we talk? 328 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,119 Listen to me! 329 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:28,788 Your wife didn't love you anymore. 330 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:30,748 It's no use to kill her 331 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:34,117 besides it will make the magic thief angry and you will get into trouble. 332 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,992 I think it's better to sell her to somebody, 333 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,572 then you can have money to buy a new moman. 334 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:44,364 So why not achieve two things at one stroke? 335 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:46,407 Right? 336 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,457 But, where can I find a buyer? 337 00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:56,664 Right! 338 00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:02,035 The one that we are talking about is coming. 339 00:43:13,917 --> 00:43:18,741 You must be Mr. kuan, right? 340 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:21,164 What do you want? 341 00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:26,706 I'm I yun-sheng, I want to have a drink with you. 342 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,039 I'm not in mood! 343 00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:32,035 In fact, I want to make a deal with you. 344 00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:35,327 What kind of a deal? 345 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,287 This is your wife's letter. Please take a glance. 346 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,910 I don't know a single word! 347 00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:44,748 Then, I tell you the truth. 348 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:48,322 Your wife want to stay with my friend. 349 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,197 I think you know that things has changed, won't go backward. 350 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:05,744 Here's the money to buy your wife! Take it! 351 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:23,206 Thank you very much, my brother! 352 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,740 Don't mention it! 353 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,537 Tomorrow, I'll travel afar for my business. 354 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,407 You take care of yourself! Brother! 355 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,199 Let' drink! 356 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,288 My husband have left for a long time and didn't send me a letter. 357 00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:52,955 Didn't he forget about me? 358 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:55,574 I miss him so much! 359 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:10,450 Sir, I've heard that there is a ruined garden in your house. 360 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:14,201 I'm poor and want to get a job. 361 00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:17,041 Would you kindly employ me to be a gardener? 362 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:20,955 To rebuild a ruined garden is a difficult task! 363 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:23,415 You know! 364 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:26,286 I've done hardwork since I was a kid. 365 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:30,205 You can give me a few day of probation, sir. 366 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:31,948 You can dismiss me if I'm not suitable. 367 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:36,912 You seem so honest. 368 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,874 Okay, I give you this job! 369 00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:44,367 By the way, you have to sleep in the story room. 370 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:48,197 I'm a single-man, so I can sleep in any place. 371 00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:54,870 That's good! Besides gardening, 372 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:59,247 you have to do anything casual of the house. 373 00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,745 Yes, of course! Sir! 374 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:08,829 My lord, do I look good? 375 00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:10,373 Yes, very good! 376 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,536 You should stay in bed, honey! 377 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,995 Try not to disturb the foetus. 378 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,410 Yes, I know. 379 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,165 What are you doing? 380 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:22,496 I'm studying? The examination is coming soon. 381 00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:25,312 I want to pass the examination and become a government official. 382 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:29,663 I'm afraid that you won't love me anymore if you become an officer. 383 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:32,203 Don't be silly! 384 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:35,826 I swear that I love you, always! 385 00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:38,373 Swear? 386 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,412 People like you always lie. I won't believe you. 387 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:03,457 Gut-cheung, let's go there and have a look. 388 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,573 Yes! 389 00:51:08,167 --> 00:51:09,657 Madam, can I help you? 390 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:11,285 I just look around. 391 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:21,623 Please! Please! 392 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:38,868 Let's go! 393 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:44,700 Lady, don't go please! 394 00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:54,328 Isn't she living next to me? 395 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:08,457 She must be at home at this time. 396 00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:46,992 Robber! Robber! 397 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:47,830 Don't shout! It's me! Don't be afraid! 398 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:52,452 Robber! ...Who are you? 399 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,449 Get lost at once or I call my servant to arrest you. 400 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:57,165 Lady! 401 00:54:02,167 --> 00:54:03,452 Lady! 402 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,907 How do you do! 403 00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:12,831 I've been searching you for a longtime and finally I can get you at ease. 404 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,499 Get lost! What do you want? 405 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,741 I call the police if you don't go! 406 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,415 Lady, it's destiny so that we've met. 407 00:54:21,417 --> 00:54:24,489 People living far apart will finally meet because of destiny, 408 00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:27,124 beside, we're in the neighborhood. 409 00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:33,490 Since we've departed in the temple, I miss you everyday. 410 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,036 Where is my fan? 411 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:39,582 I keep it in my pocket! 412 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:42,785 I don't want it anymore! 413 00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,157 Why are you so painful? 414 00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:50,702 If I know you are next to me early enough, 415 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:53,199 I won't be so sad and depressed, 416 00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:55,164 and climbed the wall, jumped thro the window 417 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,408 and finally fell to the ground. 418 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,457 Are you painful? Did you hurt? 419 00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:02,789 Yes, of course. 420 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,870 You deserve it. God will punish you! 421 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:10,405 I've done so many things and got hurt. 422 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:13,449 It's time for me to get my fair share. 423 00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,535 Kuan! 424 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,948 Yu-yi! 425 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:56,323 Kuan! 426 00:57:57,333 --> 00:57:59,790 Yu-yi, can I help you? 427 00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:03,410 Did... did you have a wife? 428 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,241 I'm not that fortune. 429 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,161 You are a honest man. 430 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:11,951 That's why my young madam always talk about you. 431 00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:14,327 Do you know 432 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,949 you are the only young man in this house? 433 00:58:18,042 --> 00:58:19,642 Where is the husband of the young madam? 434 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:23,405 He is touring for a long time and have not come back. 435 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:29,789 Can I ask a question? 436 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:32,864 Did her husband called I yun-sheng? 437 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:34,331 How did you know? 438 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,491 I've heard other people said. 439 00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:54,951 Kuan, you are working hard. 440 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:57,745 Do you want to get married? 441 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:02,747 Sir, I'm just a poor servant. I can only support myself. 442 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:06,239 How can I manage to have a wife? 443 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:11,701 I need a servant as honest and hard working as you. 444 00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:13,869 If you don't mind, 445 00:59:14,167 --> 00:59:16,909 I employ you as a permanent worker. 446 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:20,204 Beside, I let you marry yu-yi. 447 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,789 Do you like it? 448 00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:26,159 Thank you, sir! I can settle down finally! 449 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,828 Thank you, sir! 450 00:59:43,958 --> 00:59:47,121 Yu-yi! It's cold! Let's go to bed earlier. 451 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,168 I'm afraid that young madam would call me to work! 452 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:51,369 Tonight is our first night of marriage, 453 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:52,827 young madam is generous, 454 00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:54,619 she'll let you free tonight! 455 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:57,703 Let's go! 456 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,407 Let's get in the room! 457 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:11,990 Come! 458 01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:22,078 Oh god! What date is today? 459 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,843 The fifth day of January, what's the matter? 460 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:26,119 My husband would take his student home 461 01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:28,241 at this day every new year. 462 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,081 He is probably coming back. Get up! 463 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,324 I go back by climbing the wall. 464 01:03:33,542 --> 01:03:35,203 It's too late, 465 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:36,698 you hide yourself under the bed. 466 01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,448 I haven't finished yet. 467 01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:40,498 I've got it. 468 01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:45,124 I sit on here and you continue screwing underneath, o.K. 469 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,410 Great! 470 01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,240 Master! 471 01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:29,325 My darling wife, I've brought two students to greet you "happy new year". 472 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,159 Come... 473 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,657 How do you do! 474 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,950 I just woke up and haven't get dressed up yet, 475 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:45,449 I'm sorry that I can't get out of bed to greet you. 476 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,162 Daring, you love new-year-cake very much. 477 01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:50,658 See! They have brought you new-year-cake. 478 01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:54,161 I don't want to eat. 479 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,957 Let's play cards. 480 01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:59,494 Play cards? 481 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,741 Let's play beside the bed! 482 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:04,456 Play beside the bed! 483 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:09,166 All right! Are you ready? 484 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,452 Yesl! 485 01:05:24,292 --> 01:05:26,624 Let me divide the cards? 486 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:33,413 As you like it! 487 01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:40,036 One for you, one for him, one for me... 488 01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:43,830 One for you, one for him, one for him... 489 01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:47,155 One for me, one for you, one for him... 490 01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:54,744 Me... you... him... 491 01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:06,290 My darling, are you alright? 492 01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:11,869 I'm game-over! 493 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,164 Game-over? 494 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,540 Yeah! Yeah! 495 01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,664 You are wrong! 496 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,832 What are you doing? Do you want to rape me? 497 01:09:08,917 --> 01:09:12,239 Get lost! ...Help... 498 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:14,081 Young madam, listen to me! 499 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:16,199 I come to work in this house, 500 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,698 because I want to see you and love you. 501 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:20,780 I'm be witched by your beauty and cannot get rid of it. 502 01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:23,579 I cannot tolerate anymore! Please forgive me, madam! 503 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:25,618 My lord! 504 01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:29,374 I've been living in the neighborhood for half a year. 505 01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:33,163 Until tonight, we can't sit together and appreciate the snow. 506 01:10:33,167 --> 01:10:34,623 We are lucky somehow. 507 01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:37,989 I'm busy in managing my school and seldom have this leisure feeling. 508 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,697 Your wife is pregnant. When she gives birth to her baby, 509 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:44,950 you must invite me your celebration party! 510 01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:46,494 Sure! Sure! 511 01:10:51,917 --> 01:10:54,078 We're so happy. 512 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,574 Let's play game! 513 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:59,620 Good! Drinking wine, watching the snow, and playing game 514 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:01,661 are the happiest things in life! 515 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,373 Let me introduce a title. 516 01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:05,873 Everyone here is highly educated, 517 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,581 I'm not that knowledgeable. 518 01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:09,448 I just sit and watch you playing! 519 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:10,994 So, it's my turn first. 520 01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:16,616 It is clear with water, becomes green without water. 521 01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:19,913 Omit water and add an heart, then it become emotion. 522 01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:22,624 We look for Buddhist instead of gold, 523 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:26,371 and look for the emotion of water instead of the emotion of fish. 524 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:29,532 It's my turn. 525 01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:35,448 It is a river with water, a question Mark without water, 526 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:38,750 omit water and add a bird, it becomes a hen. 527 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:41,123 Good words! Good words! 528 01:11:41,417 --> 01:11:44,159 It's a lucky wolf as brave as tiger, 529 01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:48,914 an unlucky Phoenix even worst than a hen. 530 01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:53,704 Mr. I, it's your turn! 531 01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:55,948 Okay! 532 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:59,241 It's a river named "key" with water, 533 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:01,206 it still reads "key" without water. 534 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:04,784 Omit water and add a character of "owing", it become "humiliation". 535 01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:08,655 Just like a dragon is humiliated by a small shrimp in shallow water, 536 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:12,746 so as a tiger being humiliated by a dog in a plain. 537 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:16,579 Good! Very good! 538 01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:18,744 Let's drink! 539 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:22,618 Cheers! 540 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:52,871 We can't let my father know what has happened between us. 541 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,285 Of course! 542 01:13:55,750 --> 01:14:00,949 This morning your dad asked me when will yu-yi be pregnant, 543 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,573 so that my family can expand. 544 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:06,245 I just didn't know what to say! 545 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,206 I won't let you have another woman, 546 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,081 including yu-vyi! 547 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:18,582 Hsiao-hsiang, I've never known that you're so possessive. 548 01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:21,328 I won't let you leave me! 549 01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:27,864 Hsiao-hsiang, we can stay together everynight 550 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:30,240 only if we're careful enough. 551 01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:35,327 In fact, I do not love yu-yi. 552 01:14:35,958 --> 01:14:38,449 I'm not satisfied with her. She is not my type, you are! 553 01:14:41,167 --> 01:14:42,452 Why are you crying? 554 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:47,326 I don't want to meet you so secretly anymore. 555 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,618 My dad is old-fashioned, if he knows our relationship, 556 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:56,037 and I'm having your child, 557 01:14:56,042 --> 01:14:57,998 he surely will kill me. 558 01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:01,284 You... you're having my child? 559 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:13,323 The only way is to run-away, both of us! 560 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:30,866 Why so long! Be quick! 561 01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:33,161 I'm tired! 562 01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:35,658 I'm very tired... 563 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,160 Hsiao-hsiang! 564 01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:44,448 Hsiao-hsiang! 565 01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:52,157 Hsiao-hsiang, are you all right? Hsiao-hsiang... 566 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:07,994 Lu-chih! 567 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:12,035 You wake up, finally. 568 01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:15,833 Where am 1? 569 01:16:17,042 --> 01:16:18,498 Don't worry. 570 01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,373 Why are we lying in this room? 571 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:27,494 My baby? What happens to my baby? 572 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,495 It's better, 573 01:16:31,042 --> 01:16:32,578 I'm free now. 574 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,911 What did you say? 575 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:41,161 Now listen! 576 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:44,788 When you recover, you won't see me anymore. 577 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,490 You are going to leave? 578 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,040 Not me, it's you! 579 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:52,999 Do you want to take me home? I won't go! 580 01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:56,575 I don't have the courage to see my dad! 581 01:16:57,542 --> 01:17:02,457 I know! So I've sold you ti kuo sin-leung. 582 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:04,956 Who is kuo sin-leung? 583 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,664 She is the hostess and the boss of a whore-house. 584 01:17:06,667 --> 01:17:08,783 What? 585 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:12,198 I tell you the truth, 586 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:16,788 I took you away because I want to take revenge. 587 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:21,830 Your husband had taken my wife away. 588 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,447 So I decided to take an eye-for-eye revenge! 589 01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:30,204 Don't blame me! It's your husband whom you should blame! 590 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,994 Good! ...Really good... 591 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,206 Quickly! 592 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,330 Be quick! 593 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,789 Be quick! 594 01:17:49,792 --> 01:17:51,328 The customer is waiting. 595 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,870 Be quick! 596 01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:58,824 Come on... 597 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,956 Waiting for a long time. 598 01:18:11,542 --> 01:18:13,999 Hey, big spender, our girls have arrived. 599 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,991 Let me introduce them to you. 600 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:19,491 She is called kam-chi. 601 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:22,661 She is called yuk-yip. 602 01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:26,661 She is called chun-tao. 603 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,786 She is called fei-yin. 604 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:35,408 She is called yan yu-yuk. 605 01:20:48,792 --> 01:20:50,077 Yu-fen, I... 606 01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:52,324 My lord, what's the matter? 607 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:54,832 You are sweating heavily! Are you alright? 608 01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:01,073 I want to go back to my hometown! 609 01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:17,659 Shrine of hsiao-hsiang... 610 01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:19,748 Father-in-law, she... 611 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,116 You still have the gut to see me, don't you! 612 01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:27,032 She died because she missed you so much! 613 01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:28,452 My daring wife! 614 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:38,114 Forgive me! My darling wife. I don't mean to hurt you! 615 01:22:34,917 --> 01:22:37,499 Please, that way! 616 01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:42,030 I will come again! I will come again! 617 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,120 Mr. I, Mr. I! 618 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,365 Mr. hsiao! 619 01:22:49,042 --> 01:22:54,537 Why can I meet you in such a time and place! 620 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:58,742 I don't know that you do visit prostitute, either! 621 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:00,661 We're both scholar. 622 01:23:00,667 --> 01:23:03,624 You do know that there are gold houses in books, 623 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:07,117 there are also beautiful girls in books. 624 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:13,704 It quite normal to have some romance after studying. 625 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:17,621 Besides, there is a real Jade-face in this house. 626 01:23:17,917 --> 01:23:18,997 Jade-face?! 627 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:24,495 Yes, she is more like a high-class girl than a whore. 628 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,786 But, it's very difficult to see her. 629 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,035 Is she really that proud of herself? 630 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,829 Yes! If you want to sleep with her, 631 01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:33,370 you must satisfy three requirements. 632 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:34,910 What requirements? 633 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:41,120 Knowledge, ability to drink, and long duration in sexual intercourse. 634 01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:46,075 I have both knowledge and ability to drink. 635 01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:49,405 But, what is the definition of duration? 636 01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:51,499 I am always proud of my sexual ability. 637 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:55,163 But I have been screwing her over night 638 01:23:55,167 --> 01:23:57,249 she was still not satisfied. 639 01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:00,786 Then, she is really my cup of tea! 640 01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,912 Mr. I, are you really good enough to satisfy her? 641 01:24:03,917 --> 01:24:06,124 Go home and ask you wife if you don't believe. 642 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:08,577 What? 643 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:12,405 I mean asking my wife who respects me very much. 644 01:24:16,167 --> 01:24:19,330 Mr. I, you are so humorous! 645 01:24:22,792 --> 01:24:25,158 Mr. I, this way please! 646 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:28,573 This way please! 647 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:32,075 I'm not exaggerating. My girl, Jade-face, is really something. 648 01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:34,950 She won't see ordinary people. 649 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:38,780 But you are so handsome, so educated, 650 01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:44,037 and so generous, I'll let you see Jade-face. 651 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:45,578 Thank you, sin-leung! 652 01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:54,910 Jade-face! I bring you a noble customer! 653 01:24:55,292 --> 01:24:57,999 Thank you, sin-leung! Let him come in! 654 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,082 Mr. I, you can go in! 655 01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:01,163 I'll leave you two alone. 656 01:25:01,167 --> 01:25:02,282 Okay! 657 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:24,745 Ah! "Phoenix chasing each other"! You play very well! 658 01:25:38,542 --> 01:25:41,158 Mister, please go away! 659 01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,248 Why do you send me away? 660 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:49,116 Did I say something wrong? 661 01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:56,573 Please forgive me. I don't want you to stay. 662 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,789 Lady, you're wrong. 663 01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:02,914 I know you have a strict regulation. 664 01:26:02,917 --> 01:26:05,408 I have both knowledge and ability to drink. 665 01:26:05,917 --> 01:26:08,533 But I satisfy all three requirements especially sexual ability. 666 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:12,538 We haven't go to bed, why didn't you accept me? 667 01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:29,997 Then you drink three glasses of wine firstly! 668 01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:38,865 Okay! 669 01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:13,580 Mister, don't you regret! 670 01:27:46,333 --> 01:27:49,825 Miss Jade-face, why are you crying? 671 01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:53,450 You must have a very painful experience. 672 01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:59,574 I'm as miserable as you are. 673 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:04,242 We are all the same. 674 01:28:05,625 --> 01:28:08,697 Come on, let me hold you. 675 01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:32,660 My lord! 676 01:28:32,792 --> 01:28:37,786 My darling wife! ...You! 677 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,581 My lord! 678 01:28:43,292 --> 01:28:46,159 Are you dead, aren't you? Father-in-law told me so. 679 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:53,955 Yes, I'm dead! I'm dead anyway! 680 01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:58,280 Why? Why in this whore-house? 681 01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,032 Kou sin-leung! 682 01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:10,243 Kou sin-leung! 683 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:14,447 Let me go! 684 01:29:14,458 --> 01:29:15,288 It's none of your business! 685 01:29:15,292 --> 01:29:16,156 Mister, what's the matter? 686 01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:18,203 What do you do? 687 01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:21,907 Kou sin-leung! 688 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,537 What's the matter? 689 01:29:24,542 --> 01:29:26,498 Why? Why did hsiao-hsiang become a prostitute here? 690 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:29,492 Keep quiet! Tell me why? 691 01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:31,831 She ran-away from home with a man, 692 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:32,572 and that man sold her to me. 693 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:33,823 Who's that man? 694 01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:35,369 He is called kuan lu-chih! 695 01:29:39,292 --> 01:29:40,873 Kuan, kuan lu-chih! 696 01:29:53,750 --> 01:30:01,122 Oh! God! I deserve this punishment! 697 01:30:13,167 --> 01:30:16,204 Hsiao-hsiang! 698 01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:17,994 Leave me alone! 699 01:30:19,917 --> 01:30:21,999 My daling wife! 47228

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