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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,393 --> 00:01:15,787 This means war. 2 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,775 Oh, my baby. 3 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,211 Fucking college. 4 00:02:33,212 --> 00:02:35,344 Okay, so, I checked 5 00:02:35,345 --> 00:02:37,302 the weather in Portland and it's 85 degrees, 6 00:02:37,303 --> 00:02:38,477 so you will need your sunscreen. 7 00:02:38,478 --> 00:02:39,913 Yeah, I know, Mom. It's in my backpack. 8 00:02:39,914 --> 00:02:41,698 You got all your other toiletries? 9 00:02:41,699 --> 00:02:44,179 Yes, in my bag that you packed. 10 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,528 While I watched, remember? 11 00:02:45,529 --> 00:02:47,704 You were crying the whole time. 12 00:02:47,705 --> 00:02:49,184 Yeah, what a mess. 13 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:50,924 It's not like he's going off to war. It's just Oregon. 14 00:02:50,925 --> 00:02:52,274 I know, I know, 15 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:54,014 but it's such an amazing time in your life, 16 00:02:54,015 --> 00:02:55,886 you can literally become anyone you wanna be. 17 00:02:55,887 --> 00:02:57,540 - Mom? - You could change the world. 18 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:58,758 - Mom? - You could colonize Mars. 19 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,064 - I mean... - Mom, 20 00:03:00,065 --> 00:03:01,109 you're spiraling. 21 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:07,289 - Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute. - No problem. 22 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,421 And remember... 23 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:10,857 - Lakers for life. - Lakers for life, I know. 24 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,250 Come back a Blazers fan, I'm not gonna let you 25 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:13,338 - back in the house. - Yeah, I know, Dad. 26 00:03:13,339 --> 00:03:14,513 - Stop. - I'm serious. 27 00:03:14,514 --> 00:03:16,167 Stop eating the trail mix. 28 00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:18,082 It's for Nicky. It's a long trip. 29 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:20,258 Um, I guess this is it. 30 00:03:20,259 --> 00:03:21,608 I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional. 31 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,395 Mom, Dad. 32 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:28,266 - Okay. - I love you. I love you. 33 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:30,181 I love you. I love you. 34 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:32,531 - Okay, see you later. - Call me when you get there. 35 00:03:32,532 --> 00:03:35,186 Yo, let's... fuckin' go. 36 00:03:35,187 --> 00:03:36,467 Freedom! 37 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:38,756 Let's do this. 38 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:41,627 There goes our baby. 39 00:03:41,628 --> 00:03:42,715 Ah! 40 00:03:42,716 --> 00:03:43,934 I love you! 41 00:03:45,197 --> 00:03:47,938 Every woman dreams of full brows 42 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:50,506 and long luscious eyelashes. 43 00:03:50,507 --> 00:03:53,291 And thanks to Profizal's hair-generating technology, 44 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:55,206 I believe we have a real opportunity 45 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:57,121 to market this to chemo patients. 46 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:01,647 It's too sad. 47 00:04:01,648 --> 00:04:03,649 I mean, anybody here wanna be sad? 48 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:05,303 - No. - Nobody wants to be sad. 49 00:04:05,304 --> 00:04:07,044 Where's the ad that says 50 00:04:07,045 --> 00:04:10,656 Profizal puts hair on men's heads? 51 00:04:10,657 --> 00:04:12,180 That's who we should be marketing to. 52 00:04:13,399 --> 00:04:14,921 Insecure men 53 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,488 with lots of cash. 54 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,838 No, actually, Dad, ICO labs said Profizal 55 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,449 - doesn't work on scalps. - It doesn't? 56 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:21,972 - No. - Oh, shit. 57 00:04:21,973 --> 00:04:24,018 We gotta get you on another project, dammit. 58 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:26,978 Oh, what about Restylane? 59 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:29,327 The anti-ageing filler? 60 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:32,069 Yes, the new Galderma product 61 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,244 for older women. 62 00:04:33,245 --> 00:04:34,767 Because, you know, you're a... 63 00:04:34,768 --> 00:04:37,727 ...you're... you're an expert, really. 64 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:40,382 I mean, you're of a certain age bracket. 65 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:42,122 - I'm 40. - Whoa! I did not ask her age. 66 00:04:42,123 --> 00:04:43,210 Everybody saw that, right? 67 00:04:43,211 --> 00:04:44,299 Would never do that. 68 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,691 Look, I really think 69 00:04:45,692 --> 00:04:47,215 this would be a perfect fit for you. 70 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:48,869 Okay. 71 00:04:50,088 --> 00:04:51,176 Randy, what do you got? 72 00:04:56,181 --> 00:04:57,530 Erectile dysfunction, Hank, 73 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,316 is a thing of the past 74 00:05:00,794 --> 00:05:01,838 with Thoracinil. 75 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:06,321 Hey. So, Thoracinil is banned in the EU, 76 00:05:06,322 --> 00:05:07,931 so we can't use Mykonos 77 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,150 but he's on a jet-ski. I love those. 78 00:05:10,151 --> 00:05:11,587 I love jet-skis. 79 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:17,332 - Hello? - Is this Kristin Balbano? 80 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,681 Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner 81 00:05:18,682 --> 00:05:20,073 Balbano is my maiden name. 82 00:05:20,074 --> 00:05:23,207 You never give up the name Balbano. 83 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,469 Sorry? Who is this? 84 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,515 I am Bianca 85 00:05:27,081 --> 00:05:28,821 and I have terrible news. 86 00:05:28,822 --> 00:05:30,823 Giuseppe Balbano is dead. 87 00:05:30,824 --> 00:05:33,652 Oh, my father's father. 88 00:05:33,653 --> 00:05:36,133 God, I didn't even know he was alive. 89 00:05:36,134 --> 00:05:37,308 Can you hold on a sec? 90 00:05:37,309 --> 00:05:38,441 Paul! 91 00:05:40,051 --> 00:05:41,052 My husband's in a band. 92 00:05:41,748 --> 00:05:43,575 I'm sorry to hear that. 93 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,447 Your grandfather is dead. 94 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:47,405 You need to settle his affairs. 95 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,842 His affairs? But, I mean, 96 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:51,278 I don't even know him. 97 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,020 You're named specifically in his will. 98 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:55,848 We'll fly you to Italy. 99 00:05:55,849 --> 00:05:57,415 You'll leave tomorrow night. 100 00:05:57,416 --> 00:05:59,852 Wait. What, did you say Italy? 101 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:02,333 Like, as in Italy Italy? 102 00:06:02,334 --> 00:06:03,552 Yes, Italy. 103 00:06:03,553 --> 00:06:04,902 Oh, that sounds... 104 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:08,818 No, I... No, I can't just get on a plane 105 00:06:08,819 --> 00:06:10,646 and head on over to my dream place. 106 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:12,735 Everything is crazy at work right now 107 00:06:12,736 --> 00:06:14,737 and my husband needs me, you know? 108 00:06:14,738 --> 00:06:16,565 And I just can't see that I can get away... 109 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:18,218 Quiet, listen to my lyric here. 110 00:06:18,219 --> 00:06:22,179 ♪ I'm no longer Ear-ear-earth... ♪ 111 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,354 I gotta go. 112 00:06:23,355 --> 00:06:24,834 ♪ ...Bound ♪ 113 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,188 What time is it? 114 00:06:33,409 --> 00:06:34,410 Kristin... 115 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:38,021 - Before you start... - Hey 116 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,633 - Hey. - Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist. 117 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,460 Uh... 118 00:06:42,461 --> 00:06:43,679 We met before. 119 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,767 - Really? - Yeah. 120 00:06:44,768 --> 00:06:46,116 At Domenick's school, 121 00:06:46,117 --> 00:06:47,465 I'm the guidance counsellor. 122 00:06:48,772 --> 00:06:51,208 - Oh, my God. - I... It's just that, 123 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:52,514 I wouldn't have done this if you had 124 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:53,950 more faith in your husband. 125 00:06:53,951 --> 00:06:55,430 He's a great songwriter. 126 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:57,083 I know. 127 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,869 Tracy, it's time for you to go. 128 00:07:01,915 --> 00:07:02,916 What? 129 00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:09,531 - Listen. - Yes, listening. 130 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:11,533 - I support your right to be angry. - Thank you so much. 131 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:14,013 - That's really kind. - Yeah, maybe call me, 132 00:07:14,014 --> 00:07:15,450 we can talk this through. 133 00:07:15,451 --> 00:07:16,799 - Really? You would do that? - What d'you say? 134 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,887 - Yeah. - Sure, I mean... 135 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,018 - Bye. - Bye. 136 00:07:21,805 --> 00:07:24,024 Kris, I am so sorry. 137 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,456 This is really hard for me to admit but, 138 00:07:28,594 --> 00:07:30,422 I have this illness. 139 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,859 All I wanna do is have sex. 140 00:07:35,514 --> 00:07:37,080 I mean, I wanna have sex, too. 141 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:38,734 We haven't had sex in, like, 142 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,300 - three years. - Yeah, I know, 143 00:07:40,301 --> 00:07:41,998 but I mean, with a new person. 144 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:43,608 Oh! 145 00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:46,045 Yeah, it's not personal, it's... 146 00:07:46,046 --> 00:07:47,265 Hey, 147 00:07:47,918 --> 00:07:48,919 I left my phone. 148 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:50,703 My phone. 149 00:07:54,185 --> 00:07:55,795 - This one? - Yeah, thank you. 150 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:00,146 It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving, 151 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,321 it's just a big adjustment. 152 00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:03,410 Don't defend that douche stain. 153 00:08:03,411 --> 00:08:05,630 He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks. 154 00:08:05,631 --> 00:08:07,284 Stranger grabs your purse. 155 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,721 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 156 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,549 Stranger grabs your boob. 157 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:15,249 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 158 00:08:16,424 --> 00:08:18,208 - What? Oh, my God! - Is that him? 159 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:20,166 - Is that him? Give me the phone. - No, it's Italy calling again. 160 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,168 They want me to fly to Rome 161 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,257 tomorrow night to settle his affairs. 162 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:27,086 I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go. 163 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:28,479 Kristin, 164 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,699 what do you masturbate to? 165 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,179 Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, 166 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,746 Searching for Italy. 167 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,052 There was this one episode 168 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:37,706 where he went to this burrata factory, 169 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:39,011 and it was all creamy 170 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:40,970 and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. 171 00:08:40,971 --> 00:08:43,059 - It was so... - Stop. You've masturbated 172 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,756 this fantasy into existence. 173 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,236 You have to go. 174 00:08:46,237 --> 00:08:48,631 Stranger puts a gun in your face. 175 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:52,590 Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign. 176 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,113 Well, make it a business trip. 177 00:08:54,114 --> 00:08:56,594 ICO has suppliers all over the globe. 178 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:59,118 How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland 179 00:08:59,119 --> 00:09:00,598 - last year, huh? - I don't know. 180 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,818 To settle their lawsuits. 181 00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:04,428 Well, shouldn't I stay here 182 00:09:04,429 --> 00:09:05,777 and work on my marriage? 183 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,344 You should work on getting your pussy pounded. 184 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:09,346 - Oh, my God. - Stranger says you're prettier 185 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:11,043 when you smile. 186 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:13,916 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 187 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:16,135 Stop thinking about everybody else. 188 00:09:16,136 --> 00:09:17,442 Start thinking about you. 189 00:09:19,444 --> 00:09:21,314 Fine, then think about your grandfather's 190 00:09:21,315 --> 00:09:22,402 last dying wish. 191 00:09:22,403 --> 00:09:23,665 Oh, my God maybe I should go. 192 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,492 - Did you see what I did there? - No. 193 00:09:25,493 --> 00:09:27,277 I just got you to go to Italy by putting 194 00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:28,670 - someone else's feelings ahead of your own. - All right, all right, 195 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:30,541 I deserve this. I deserve this. 196 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,543 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own 197 00:09:32,544 --> 00:09:34,981 Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love. 198 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:36,634 Fuck. 199 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,810 What? 200 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:39,986 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 201 00:09:43,642 --> 00:09:44,642 Say it. 202 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,604 What, Eat, Pray... Fuck? 203 00:09:49,387 --> 00:09:50,954 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 204 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:53,957 Jesus. 205 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,047 Eat, Pray... 206 00:09:58,048 --> 00:09:59,702 - Fuck. - Say it again. 207 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:03,356 Eat, Pray... 208 00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:04,793 - Fuck! - Louder. 209 00:10:04,794 --> 00:10:07,883 - From the vagina! - Eat, Pray, Fuck. 210 00:10:07,884 --> 00:10:10,102 Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck. 211 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:14,063 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 212 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,968 Hey, Nicky. It's Mom. 213 00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:51,143 I just wanna let you know 214 00:10:51,144 --> 00:10:52,884 I landed safe, in Italy. 215 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,931 I even bought myself a journal at the airport. 216 00:10:55,932 --> 00:10:57,323 I've always wanted a journal. 217 00:10:58,674 --> 00:11:00,631 Um, anyway... Shit. 218 00:11:00,632 --> 00:11:02,502 Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway... 219 00:11:02,503 --> 00:11:03,634 Oh... Whoa! 220 00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,476 I said you can stand up, 221 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,173 - if you like. - Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you. 222 00:11:21,174 --> 00:11:22,784 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 223 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,787 Um, I'm, um... 224 00:11:25,701 --> 00:11:27,745 Oh, my God, what is 225 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,878 my name? Sorry. Kristin. Hi. 226 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:32,271 - Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. - Yes. Hello, Lorenzo. 227 00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:34,447 - Lorenzo! - Scusa! 228 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:35,579 - Sorry. Uh... - It's okay. 229 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,189 - This is my Aunt Esmeralda. - Oh. 230 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,017 She just got back from holiday in Greece. 231 00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:40,105 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. 232 00:11:40,106 --> 00:11:41,846 And she wants to get home. 233 00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:44,544 Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting. 234 00:11:44,545 --> 00:11:46,546 Yeah. I mean, I was born here, 235 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,157 but I haven't been back 236 00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:50,681 since I was a... a baby. 237 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,033 What did she say? 238 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:57,383 She wants me to ask for your number. 239 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,994 But don't worry, I don't want to assume. 240 00:11:58,995 --> 00:12:00,692 - Well... - So... 241 00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:03,041 Ciao. 242 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,782 Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean, 243 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,481 if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?" 244 00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:11,267 Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce 245 00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:12,572 with asking for phone numbers. 246 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:14,618 - What is veloce? - Oh, yeah. Quick. 247 00:12:14,619 --> 00:12:15,706 If... if you knew that, 248 00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:16,925 it would have been funnier. 249 00:12:16,926 --> 00:12:19,710 No, it's very funny, I get it. 250 00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:21,973 I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I... 251 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:24,628 I like your veloce-ness. 252 00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:28,763 My God! 253 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,808 - What was that? - I am so sorry. 254 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,854 - It's okay. - So, are you here on 255 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,464 business or pleasure? 256 00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:35,771 Um, well... 257 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:40,905 pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and... 258 00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:42,341 Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not... 259 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:44,126 that part's sad, but, um... 260 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:45,171 So maybe... 261 00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:47,565 half pleasure. 262 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:50,785 I have to run. 263 00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:52,743 Yes, sure. Um... 264 00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,485 Well, I'll... I'll call you. 265 00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,139 What... 266 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,357 just happened? 267 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,969 - Oh, my God. - Kristin Balbano. 268 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:02,231 Yes. 269 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:03,798 Bianca sent us to take you to the funeral. 270 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,277 - Oh, hi. I... - I'm Aldo. 271 00:13:05,278 --> 00:13:07,105 Okay. Nice to meet you, Aldo. Yes. 272 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,455 - I'm Dante. - Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you. 273 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,588 - Your driver. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 274 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:13,808 I... It's very... So kind. 275 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,599 Hey, you guys. I am gonna change now, okay? 276 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,906 So don't turn around or... 277 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,429 - The Colosseum. - Can you at least, 278 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,083 please, just, like, go slow? 279 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:30,781 - The Vatican. - The Vaticano? 280 00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:32,739 Did I miss it? I missed it, right? 281 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,612 - Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick? - Fontana Acqua Paola. 282 00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:37,440 - I dropped my lipstick. - Il Fontanone. 283 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,876 Oh, what? Where is it? 284 00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,270 - Can we go back? - We have to go to the funeral. 285 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,166 Oh, thank you. 286 00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,429 Whew, thank you so much. 287 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:10,996 Oh, my God. 288 00:14:12,128 --> 00:14:13,259 There he is. 289 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,347 Hi. 290 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,350 We have the same eyes. We have the same eyes. 291 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,569 That's... 292 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,658 Buongiorno. 293 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,894 Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um... 294 00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:41,244 Are you Bianca? 295 00:14:43,289 --> 00:14:44,290 Sit. 296 00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:50,948 This is Fabrizio, 297 00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:53,255 your grandfather's great nephew. 298 00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:55,561 Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 299 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,041 So, that must make us, like, 300 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,738 second cousins, right? 301 00:14:58,739 --> 00:14:59,958 I'm sorry for your loss. 302 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,528 Is he mad at me? 303 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,934 Amen. 304 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,901 Uh... 305 00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:32,338 what did my grandfather do? 306 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,123 He was a winemaker. 307 00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:36,733 He made wine? 308 00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:37,952 I wanna make wine. 309 00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,431 Oh, my God, it must be in the genes. 310 00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,956 I mean, you can't argue genes, right? 311 00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:16,372 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 312 00:16:22,127 --> 00:16:23,388 Veloce means quick. 313 00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:25,260 Quick, quick, quick! He needs help! 314 00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:52,791 Hmm. 315 00:17:43,252 --> 00:17:46,081 Say hello to my little friend, Nico. 316 00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:03,967 What the fuck is going on? 317 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,099 So... 318 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,493 Aldo and Dante are my drivers, 319 00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:54,148 but who are you, really? 320 00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,498 - Soldati. - For the Army or... 321 00:19:09,555 --> 00:19:10,903 Scusi. Hi, hi. 322 00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:12,863 Uh, I'm still in the dark here. 323 00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:17,171 No, no, it's a figure of speech. 324 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,608 Can someone please just tell me what's going on? 325 00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:22,394 Your grandfather, Don Giuseppe Balbano, 326 00:19:23,352 --> 00:19:25,397 may he rest in peace, 327 00:19:26,485 --> 00:19:27,790 was murdered 328 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,141 by the Romanos. 329 00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:33,230 We invited them for a meeting, 330 00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:36,015 but things went wrong. 331 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,801 Our Don and their Don got killed. 332 00:19:42,371 --> 00:19:45,024 They disrespected the funeral! 333 00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:46,983 They shot at the coffin! 334 00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:12,575 Don Carlo. 335 00:21:14,419 --> 00:21:17,029 - To calm you down. - Okay, thank you, thank you. 336 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,075 Grazie. 337 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:23,122 The wine's bad. The wine's gone bad. That's... 338 00:21:23,123 --> 00:21:25,821 The wine is bad. It's a front. 339 00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:27,605 Oh, God. Is that why he got murdered? 340 00:21:27,606 --> 00:21:29,912 No, that's crazy. I mean, is it? 341 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,654 Your grandfather 342 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,221 was not just a winemaker. 343 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:35,571 No? 344 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,648 Ciao, Kristin Balbano. 345 00:21:44,754 --> 00:21:47,670 I'm your grandfather, Giuseppe Balbano. 346 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,933 If you are watching this... 347 00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:52,848 I'm dead. 348 00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:55,981 I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up, 349 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,114 but I am even more sorry 350 00:21:58,115 --> 00:21:59,334 that you grew up 351 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,639 without a father. 352 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,946 My father died in a construction accident. 353 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,166 Your father did not die 354 00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:09,038 in a construction accident. 355 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:11,519 Your father was killed 356 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,391 by a member of the... 357 00:22:14,479 --> 00:22:15,567 Romano family. 358 00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:20,310 After this incident, 359 00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:22,443 your mother took you back to America 360 00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:26,011 in search of a safer place. 361 00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:31,104 Hey. 362 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:37,414 I told her that the safest place 363 00:22:37,415 --> 00:22:38,633 would be with us, 364 00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:40,243 but I respected 365 00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:41,331 her wishes. 366 00:22:41,332 --> 00:22:43,769 You do not cross a mother. 367 00:22:51,473 --> 00:22:52,561 - It's you. - Oh. 368 00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:58,261 I remember when you were born, 369 00:22:58,262 --> 00:22:59,915 picciridda mia. 370 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:02,179 I held you in my arms... 371 00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:07,357 and I thought, "One day 372 00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:10,882 "she will be a brave, confident woman 373 00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:12,755 "who will make me proud." 374 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,452 Saying goodbye to you, 375 00:23:15,453 --> 00:23:17,367 my only grandchild, 376 00:23:17,368 --> 00:23:18,804 was the hardest thing 377 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:20,632 I ever had to do. 378 00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:26,547 And so, 379 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,074 my dying wish 380 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,772 is that you, 381 00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:32,383 my direct bloodline, 382 00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:34,689 take over 383 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,474 and be the new boss 384 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,345 of the Balbano family. 385 00:23:40,739 --> 00:23:42,740 My trusted general, Bianca... 386 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,310 ...will be by your side to help you. 387 00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:50,705 Kristin, 388 00:23:50,706 --> 00:23:53,317 I know you will respect my wishes 389 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,756 as I respected your mother's. 390 00:24:03,936 --> 00:24:06,024 Oh, this isn't... 391 00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:11,813 I think, uh, no. 392 00:24:11,814 --> 00:24:13,684 I think there's been a bit of a mistake 393 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:16,427 because there is no way that I... 394 00:24:16,906 --> 00:24:17,949 Me? 395 00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:29,613 Thanks, everyone. 396 00:24:29,614 --> 00:24:31,528 This has been very informative, 397 00:24:31,529 --> 00:24:34,226 but I have a Colosseum tour at 5 p.m., 398 00:24:34,227 --> 00:24:36,881 - so I gotta go get a cab. - No, you can't leave. 399 00:24:36,882 --> 00:24:38,622 If the boss says you are the boss, 400 00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:40,842 - you are the boss now, comprende? - Yeah, yeah but 401 00:24:40,843 --> 00:24:42,626 you know what? I am not a boss, 402 00:24:42,627 --> 00:24:45,237 like, not in any way, shape or form, 403 00:24:45,238 --> 00:24:47,979 so, you know, especially not in a Mafia kind of way. 404 00:24:50,374 --> 00:24:51,722 I should be the boss! 405 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:53,594 Yes, yes. Good idea. He should be the boss. 406 00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:55,900 I mean, who am I to steal anyone's boss thunder? 407 00:24:55,901 --> 00:24:57,902 Besides, I've got a lot of shit going on at home, 408 00:24:57,903 --> 00:24:59,077 my son just went to college 409 00:24:59,078 --> 00:25:01,645 and my husband just cheated on me, so... 410 00:25:01,646 --> 00:25:03,518 You want we should take care of him? Hmm? 411 00:25:04,606 --> 00:25:06,129 - Mmm? - No! 412 00:25:07,609 --> 00:25:08,783 No. 413 00:25:08,784 --> 00:25:10,959 No, God, no, no. I just need a vacation, 414 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,135 I just really want my Eat, Pray, Fuck! 415 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,528 Eat, Pray, Fuck? 416 00:25:14,529 --> 00:25:16,225 Yeah, it's a play on words, 417 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,879 you know, the book, Eat, Pray, Love? 418 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,272 Yeah, it's a very uplifting 419 00:25:20,273 --> 00:25:21,971 and moving memoir by... 420 00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:24,539 Elizabeth Gilbert. 421 00:25:25,714 --> 00:25:28,454 Yes! Yes, see, he knows. 422 00:25:28,455 --> 00:25:31,457 Yeah, I wanna make wine, and I wanna eat pasta, 423 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,634 and be romanced, and... 424 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,811 But you came for a funeral. 425 00:25:37,377 --> 00:25:38,900 Yeah. I mean, you know, 426 00:25:38,901 --> 00:25:40,661 after the funeral. 427 00:25:42,034 --> 00:25:43,600 Hello? 428 00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:45,689 Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this. How are you? 429 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:48,300 - Give me this. - Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no! 430 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:49,867 Oh, my God. I just paid that off! 431 00:25:49,868 --> 00:25:51,303 I won't get another upgrade for a year 432 00:25:51,304 --> 00:25:53,349 and how is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? 433 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:54,656 How will I ever have sex? 434 00:25:57,963 --> 00:26:00,704 You cannot be speaking to random strangers. 435 00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:02,314 It's too dangerous. 436 00:26:02,315 --> 00:26:03,881 He's not a stranger, 437 00:26:03,882 --> 00:26:06,145 he's gorgeous. 438 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,239 Okay. 439 00:26:13,849 --> 00:26:14,850 You know what? 440 00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:17,373 I'm done. 441 00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:19,463 Bye. 442 00:26:23,598 --> 00:26:24,642 Kristin! 443 00:26:26,296 --> 00:26:28,036 Kristin! 444 00:26:28,037 --> 00:26:30,342 You can't run away from your destiny. 445 00:26:30,343 --> 00:26:31,780 Oh, yeah? Watch me. 446 00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:36,741 Which way is it? 447 00:26:37,568 --> 00:26:38,569 It's that way! 448 00:26:39,178 --> 00:26:40,614 But I must warn you, 449 00:26:40,615 --> 00:26:42,485 once you walk out those gates, 450 00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:44,967 you will no longer be under our protection. 451 00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:48,057 Also, you have no phone. 452 00:27:03,463 --> 00:27:05,029 You said you wanted to learn 453 00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:06,989 how to make wine, yes? 454 00:27:09,948 --> 00:27:12,994 We have machines to crush grapes now, 455 00:27:12,995 --> 00:27:14,473 but this is the classic way. 456 00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:16,345 This does feel kinda nice, huh? 457 00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:18,434 You must stomp on the grapes 458 00:27:18,435 --> 00:27:20,872 - to release their juices. - Yes. 459 00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:24,048 And you must also take over 460 00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:25,963 as the Balbano family boss. 461 00:27:25,964 --> 00:27:27,443 This is insane. 462 00:27:27,444 --> 00:27:28,750 Where would I even begin? 463 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:30,968 Shh. Come here. 464 00:27:30,969 --> 00:27:33,102 Are we actually the Mafia? 465 00:27:34,538 --> 00:27:37,714 Your grandfather preferred to call it 466 00:27:37,715 --> 00:27:40,586 the "invisible family." 467 00:27:40,587 --> 00:27:42,067 Oh, that's spooky. 468 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,853 Invisible but strong, 469 00:27:45,854 --> 00:27:48,072 and we can't appear weakened. 470 00:27:48,073 --> 00:27:49,770 So, you must go to a meeting 471 00:27:49,771 --> 00:27:51,293 with our enemies, 472 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,686 the Romanos. 473 00:27:52,687 --> 00:27:55,427 What, the... the people who shot at us earlier? 474 00:27:55,428 --> 00:27:57,647 Oh! I mean, can't Fabrizio go? 475 00:27:57,648 --> 00:27:59,345 It seems like he would love this stuff. 476 00:28:00,172 --> 00:28:02,044 It can't be Fabrizio. 477 00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:04,741 He started the shootout. 478 00:28:04,742 --> 00:28:06,569 He's a hot-head 479 00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:08,354 - with a horrible temper. - Hmm. 480 00:28:09,051 --> 00:28:10,052 Just like Sonny. 481 00:28:11,096 --> 00:28:12,227 Who's Sonny? 482 00:28:12,228 --> 00:28:13,750 From The Godfather. 483 00:28:13,751 --> 00:28:16,144 Oh, right. Yeah. I never saw The Godfather. 484 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:23,934 Oh, my God. 485 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:26,110 Okay, look, it's really hard to find three and a half hours. 486 00:28:26,111 --> 00:28:27,590 All you need to do 487 00:28:27,591 --> 00:28:29,723 is offer their new Don 488 00:28:29,724 --> 00:28:31,550 a part of the east. 489 00:28:31,551 --> 00:28:34,772 Something your grandfather was too stubborn to part with. 490 00:28:35,773 --> 00:28:37,818 Please, we need someone 491 00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:39,690 who's level-headed, 492 00:28:40,212 --> 00:28:41,778 empathetic 493 00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:43,955 - and unassuming. - Did you just call me pathetic? 494 00:28:47,654 --> 00:28:50,004 We need you. 495 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,397 No, I will never be ready. No. No. 496 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:55,400 Also, we will give you a new phone... 497 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,619 Oh. Oh, oh. 498 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:59,665 ...so you can go Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo 499 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:01,972 once we finish the background check. 500 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:03,191 - Background check? - Yeah. 501 00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:05,541 Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33. 502 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:06,890 Oh, my God, he's quite young. 503 00:29:06,891 --> 00:29:08,718 - Men do it all the time. - That's true. 504 00:29:08,719 --> 00:29:10,633 - He's born in Milano. - Which we don't like. 505 00:29:10,634 --> 00:29:12,069 Yeah, but it's okay, Dante. 506 00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:14,550 - Yeah, Dante. - And he's recently divorced. 507 00:29:16,553 --> 00:29:18,119 Jackpot! Oh, my God! 508 00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:22,951 - Oh, my God, that's really good news. - This is your new phone. 509 00:29:23,603 --> 00:29:24,734 Yee! 510 00:29:24,735 --> 00:29:26,171 - It's untraceable. - Okay. 511 00:29:27,564 --> 00:29:30,392 You meet with Don Romano tonight 512 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,178 and then you can do what you want with Lorenzo. 513 00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:35,963 Deal? 514 00:29:35,964 --> 00:29:37,443 Oh... 515 00:29:38,488 --> 00:29:39,880 Uh... 516 00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:41,361 Yes, deal. Deal. 517 00:29:44,668 --> 00:29:48,323 Presenting the new Donna Balbano. 518 00:29:54,634 --> 00:29:55,678 You look like 519 00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:58,681 a librarian from a library, 520 00:29:58,682 --> 00:30:00,466 not a porno. 521 00:30:02,686 --> 00:30:04,340 Darling, come with me. 522 00:30:28,146 --> 00:30:29,494 Again, 523 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:34,239 presenting la bellissima Donna Balbano. 524 00:30:39,984 --> 00:30:41,463 Oh, my God, Valentino. 525 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:42,856 Hello. 526 00:30:42,857 --> 00:30:45,076 - Yes. - Turn around, turn, turn. 527 00:30:45,642 --> 00:30:46,816 Hey. 528 00:30:46,817 --> 00:30:49,079 And that's what you wear 529 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,473 to meet a mob boss. 530 00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,352 - You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right? - Yes. 531 00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:02,614 - Of course. - Okay, don't leave me. 532 00:31:02,615 --> 00:31:03,920 Don't worry, Kristin. 533 00:31:03,921 --> 00:31:04,922 Okay. 534 00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:09,447 I'm Giannina. I'll be your server tonight. 535 00:31:09,448 --> 00:31:11,494 - Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina. - Thank you. 536 00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:22,634 This is for your bag. 537 00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:24,855 Oh, it's so cute. Little monkey. 538 00:31:25,856 --> 00:31:26,901 All right. 539 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,554 Thank you. 540 00:31:45,658 --> 00:31:46,746 You're not Fabrizio. 541 00:31:49,010 --> 00:31:52,142 And you are not what I was expecting. 542 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,622 I was told I would be meeting 543 00:31:53,623 --> 00:31:55,624 with the new Balbano family boss. 544 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,234 Yeah, that's me. 545 00:31:57,235 --> 00:31:58,410 Kristin. The new boss. 546 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,643 Ah. 547 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,428 I apologize for my rudeness. 548 00:32:17,429 --> 00:32:18,474 Oh, no, not at all. 549 00:32:18,996 --> 00:32:20,041 But, you know... 550 00:32:22,478 --> 00:32:25,436 it was... it was a bit of a shock 551 00:32:25,437 --> 00:32:26,829 to see a beautiful woman. 552 00:32:29,964 --> 00:32:31,225 Stop. 553 00:32:31,226 --> 00:32:33,705 Oh, I'm sorry. I am Carlo Romano, 554 00:32:33,706 --> 00:32:35,055 the new boss. 555 00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:37,579 Oh, well, there you go. We're both new bosses, 556 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,233 we have so much in common. 557 00:32:39,234 --> 00:32:40,365 Look at that. 558 00:32:41,149 --> 00:32:44,194 So, what were you thinking? 559 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:45,804 I was hoping to try gnocchi. 560 00:32:45,805 --> 00:32:47,719 I love gnocchi 561 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,417 and I promised myself if I ever came to Italy, 562 00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,288 I would eat as much gnocchi as I could. 563 00:32:51,289 --> 00:32:53,116 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 564 00:32:53,117 --> 00:32:55,119 - I meant the territories. - Hmm? 565 00:32:56,164 --> 00:32:58,992 Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I... 566 00:32:58,993 --> 00:33:00,297 Okay, Google, 567 00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:01,907 open notes. Um, 568 00:33:01,908 --> 00:33:04,780 so you can take the north and... 569 00:33:04,781 --> 00:33:08,828 part of the east extending to... Form-i-a? 570 00:33:10,178 --> 00:33:11,179 Formia. 571 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,789 Formia. 572 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:14,921 Yes. 573 00:33:15,879 --> 00:33:16,922 That's it. 574 00:33:25,758 --> 00:33:27,038 Thank you, Giannina. 575 00:33:27,978 --> 00:33:29,065 She's sweet. 576 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:31,285 I ordered every gnocchi on the menu. 577 00:33:31,286 --> 00:33:33,243 Oh, my God, someone's a good listener. 578 00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:34,680 Prego. 579 00:33:35,377 --> 00:33:37,900 Oh... Well... 580 00:33:40,382 --> 00:33:42,078 Try. 581 00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,949 You... You want me to try it first? 582 00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:45,168 Yeah. 583 00:33:45,169 --> 00:33:47,127 Well, no pressure. Okay. 584 00:33:53,569 --> 00:33:54,960 That is delicious. 585 00:33:54,961 --> 00:33:57,702 This is the best wine I have ever had in my life. 586 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,965 Salute. 587 00:34:00,141 --> 00:34:01,316 Salute. 588 00:34:07,496 --> 00:34:11,107 Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo. 589 00:34:11,108 --> 00:34:14,416 They're two chocolate biscuits held together... 590 00:34:15,939 --> 00:34:17,418 with cream? 591 00:34:17,419 --> 00:34:21,162 The cream... The cream is my favorite part. 592 00:34:23,903 --> 00:34:26,080 Uh, listen... 593 00:34:27,255 --> 00:34:29,779 um, about your offer. 594 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:35,000 Are you sure we have to stop at Formia? Hmm? 595 00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:37,265 Hmm, well, that's what it says in my notes. 596 00:34:39,093 --> 00:34:40,136 Of course. 597 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:46,404 In your notes. 598 00:34:48,928 --> 00:34:50,668 Do you like limoncello? 599 00:34:50,669 --> 00:34:53,106 Oh, I'm more of a cherry jello person. 600 00:34:53,107 --> 00:34:56,152 Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello. 601 00:34:56,153 --> 00:35:00,939 It is, um, it is a dessert liquor. 602 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:03,942 Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it. 603 00:35:03,943 --> 00:35:07,685 We'll have it in my hotel room. Upstairs. 604 00:35:07,686 --> 00:35:09,775 Hmm? 605 00:35:20,569 --> 00:35:22,265 All clear, boss. 606 00:35:22,266 --> 00:35:26,182 Okay. Well, um, you guys can wait outside 607 00:35:26,183 --> 00:35:28,794 while we finish our business. 608 00:35:30,056 --> 00:35:31,927 We don't think this is a good idea. 609 00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:34,843 Would you say that to a male mob boss? No. 610 00:35:34,844 --> 00:35:39,457 Please! It's been three long years. Come on. 611 00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:45,985 Thank you. Yes! 612 00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:49,772 Ciao. 613 00:35:57,693 --> 00:36:00,434 Oh, come on. Oh, my God. 614 00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:09,791 Oh, you know what? I don't think I can hold on. 615 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,271 I've just gotta pee real quick. 616 00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:12,576 I know. I'm sorry. 617 00:36:12,577 --> 00:36:14,230 I'll make it real quick. Come on. Ah! 618 00:36:14,231 --> 00:36:15,710 All right. 619 00:36:19,193 --> 00:36:20,194 Okay. 620 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:26,434 Right. 621 00:37:27,304 --> 00:37:28,479 So much better. 622 00:37:29,045 --> 00:37:30,263 There she is. 623 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:43,624 Oh. 624 00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:46,453 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 625 00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:48,716 Oh, so sorry, I must take this. 626 00:37:48,717 --> 00:37:51,414 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. 627 00:37:51,415 --> 00:37:52,938 - Wait. - I will. 628 00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:18,485 Let's try this again. 629 00:38:18,486 --> 00:38:20,444 Oh, okay. 630 00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:28,757 Salute. 631 00:38:34,415 --> 00:38:36,938 Oh, Oh, yeah. 632 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:46,034 Oh, my God. If you told me three days ago 633 00:38:46,035 --> 00:38:49,254 that I would be in a hotel room in Italy with a 634 00:38:49,255 --> 00:38:51,605 handsome mob boss, 635 00:38:51,606 --> 00:38:53,694 then I would say you are crazy. 636 00:38:53,695 --> 00:38:54,912 But here I am! 637 00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,914 Yes. Yes, but not for long. 638 00:38:56,915 --> 00:38:59,264 Oh, don't remind me. I fly home at the end of the week 639 00:38:59,265 --> 00:39:00,483 and there's still so much I wanna see. 640 00:39:00,484 --> 00:39:02,833 I wanna go to the Amalfi coast. Pompei. 641 00:39:02,834 --> 00:39:04,705 The Vaticano! 642 00:39:06,142 --> 00:39:08,317 Too bad you won't see any of those things. 643 00:39:08,318 --> 00:39:11,887 Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be too busy making love? 644 00:39:15,673 --> 00:39:19,416 Don Romano does not make love to dead women. 645 00:39:20,374 --> 00:39:22,157 What? 646 00:39:22,158 --> 00:39:24,986 The poison I put in your drink 647 00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:27,467 should be travelling to your heart by now. 648 00:39:27,468 --> 00:39:29,383 - Oh, my God. - Soon, 649 00:39:30,384 --> 00:39:31,775 your lungs will collapse. 650 00:39:31,776 --> 00:39:33,211 Oh, my God. 651 00:39:37,782 --> 00:39:39,480 Oh, my God. No... 652 00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,351 Hey, Aldo! 653 00:39:48,314 --> 00:39:50,272 You are a Balbano. 654 00:39:50,273 --> 00:39:52,709 My uncle killed your father. 655 00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:56,234 One day you will come for me and the rest of my family. 656 00:39:56,235 --> 00:39:59,108 Eventually, we all seek revenge... 657 00:40:01,806 --> 00:40:03,328 like Vito Corleone. 658 00:40:03,329 --> 00:40:04,679 I never saw The Godfather. 659 00:40:05,462 --> 00:40:09,944 No! It was The Godfather Part Two! 660 00:40:09,945 --> 00:40:11,249 Okay, okay. 661 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,469 Stupid American woman! 662 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:16,037 Your family is in chaos. 663 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:18,736 Soon the Romanos will be the only... 664 00:40:22,697 --> 00:40:25,481 ...southern family here... 665 00:40:25,482 --> 00:40:27,266 in... in... 666 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,923 ...in Lazio. 667 00:40:33,272 --> 00:40:34,317 Are you okay? 668 00:40:35,318 --> 00:40:36,450 Am I okay? 669 00:40:37,189 --> 00:40:38,190 I'm okay. 670 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:41,105 Oh, my God. 671 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,194 Right. 672 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:46,067 I switched our glasses while you were on the phone. 673 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,548 I'm so sorry. 674 00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,811 It's just that you poured me a way bigger portion 675 00:40:50,812 --> 00:40:53,204 and I didn't know if I was gonna like limoncello. 676 00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:54,815 And I didn't wanna be rude because, 677 00:40:54,816 --> 00:40:57,034 typically I don't like lemon-flavored things. 678 00:40:57,035 --> 00:40:59,689 I think it's because I took a lot of lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child. 679 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,648 It's an antibiotic and it's really disgusting. 680 00:41:07,437 --> 00:41:09,178 Oh. 681 00:41:10,614 --> 00:41:11,920 Three years. 682 00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:15,575 - Ooh. - Ah. 683 00:41:17,795 --> 00:41:21,146 Oh, my God! What do I do? 684 00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:23,322 What do I do? 685 00:41:24,541 --> 00:41:26,368 Jenny. Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 686 00:41:26,369 --> 00:41:29,066 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Please, Jenny, please. 687 00:41:29,067 --> 00:41:31,895 Please answer the phone. Please, please God. 688 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:33,810 Oh, please answer. Okay. 689 00:41:33,811 --> 00:41:35,943 - Sven. Yeah. - Oh. 690 00:41:39,295 --> 00:41:41,383 Okay, think about it. 691 00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:43,820 - Okay, Jenny. - Yeah. Okay. 692 00:41:43,821 --> 00:41:47,476 Hey, hey. Find any hot Italian men yet? 693 00:41:47,477 --> 00:41:50,218 Uh, yes. Lorenzo. 694 00:41:50,219 --> 00:41:54,048 - You fuck him yet? - Uh, he tried to kill me. And... 695 00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:55,528 With his penis? 696 00:41:55,529 --> 00:41:58,052 What? No, no, with poison. I... 697 00:41:58,053 --> 00:41:59,968 A poisoned penis? 698 00:42:00,925 --> 00:42:02,709 Slow down. Lorenzo did what? 699 00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:05,102 No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo. 700 00:42:05,103 --> 00:42:06,321 Wait, who the fuck is Carlo? 701 00:42:06,322 --> 00:42:08,758 Oh, my God. He is this super-hot mob boss 702 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,978 who I had dinner with. But then he tried to poison me. 703 00:42:10,979 --> 00:42:12,153 So, I switched our drinks. 704 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:13,589 And now he's dead. 705 00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,156 Could I go to jail for this? 706 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,114 No. A little poison switch-a-roo? 707 00:42:17,115 --> 00:42:18,855 It's classic self-defense. 708 00:42:18,856 --> 00:42:21,510 Oh, my God, I killed a Mafia boss. 709 00:42:21,511 --> 00:42:23,164 I am a dead woman. 710 00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:35,002 Everything okay in there? 711 00:42:36,482 --> 00:42:37,922 Oh, my God. 712 00:42:41,966 --> 00:42:44,228 Oh, my God. 713 00:42:46,884 --> 00:42:48,320 Ah! 714 00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:00,984 You are terrible at playing dead. 715 00:43:02,726 --> 00:43:05,946 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God, it's you. 716 00:43:05,947 --> 00:43:10,037 - Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. - Kristin, please stop. 717 00:43:10,038 --> 00:43:12,388 Oh, my God. Thank you. 718 00:43:13,389 --> 00:43:15,217 Is that a cannoli in your pocket? 719 00:43:18,481 --> 00:43:21,745 - So you fucked him? - No, he died first. 720 00:43:22,703 --> 00:43:25,008 You missed something. 721 00:43:25,009 --> 00:43:28,143 When he came, he screamed like a woman. 722 00:43:29,448 --> 00:43:31,667 You... Right. 723 00:43:31,668 --> 00:43:35,498 Um, well, I guess that might have been fun? 724 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,240 - You took a shower? - Yes. 725 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:42,809 I took a shower because it usually calms me down, but... 726 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:44,375 I've never seen a dead body before. 727 00:43:44,376 --> 00:43:46,029 And now I've seen three. Three! 728 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:47,596 I mean, I live a very boring life. 729 00:43:47,597 --> 00:43:49,685 I am such a boring person. I'm a boring woman. 730 00:43:49,686 --> 00:43:51,600 Seriously, I don't do anything with my life. I don't go out. 731 00:43:51,601 --> 00:43:53,167 I just do everything for everybody else. 732 00:43:53,168 --> 00:43:55,909 Those monsters will stop at nothing 733 00:43:55,910 --> 00:43:57,475 until we're all dead 734 00:43:57,476 --> 00:43:59,303 and they're the only family in Lazio. 735 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,610 I have an idea. I think I should go home. 736 00:44:01,611 --> 00:44:02,743 I don't think I belong here. 737 00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:05,440 - Did you not hear me? - What? 738 00:44:05,441 --> 00:44:07,311 If you leave now, they will follow you 739 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:09,357 and they will not stop until you're dead. 740 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,881 This is good. 741 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,101 How? How is this good? 742 00:44:14,102 --> 00:44:18,018 This will send a message to the Romanos that our family is strong. 743 00:44:18,019 --> 00:44:21,325 You're the boss. And the boss takes care of business. 744 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,587 You did good. 745 00:44:22,588 --> 00:44:25,155 What? I murdered someone! 746 00:44:25,156 --> 00:44:26,417 - Brava. - Brava. 747 00:44:26,418 --> 00:44:27,941 No, no, no, no. 748 00:44:27,942 --> 00:44:30,204 Do not "brava" me. I am bad. I did a bad thing. 749 00:44:30,205 --> 00:44:32,729 Oh, my God, I just want my Eat, Pray, Love. 750 00:44:36,864 --> 00:44:38,125 What is he... 751 00:44:45,786 --> 00:44:48,222 Ciao, Carletto. 752 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,402 Bruno! 753 00:46:06,214 --> 00:46:07,258 Mmm. 754 00:46:12,742 --> 00:46:15,657 We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us! 755 00:46:15,658 --> 00:46:16,789 And I mean on purpose! 756 00:46:16,790 --> 00:46:18,660 No more accidentally saving the day! 757 00:46:18,661 --> 00:46:20,053 You could be a little nicer to me, you know. 758 00:46:20,054 --> 00:46:21,315 I just killed someone. 759 00:46:21,316 --> 00:46:23,491 I'm a very good person. I'm a good mother. 760 00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:24,579 I would do anything for my son. 761 00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:25,885 I do everything for everyone. 762 00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:27,364 Even animals, I can't even kill a bug. 763 00:46:27,365 --> 00:46:29,105 I put it under a little cup, and I take it outside, 764 00:46:29,106 --> 00:46:31,847 and whisper, "Go. Be free. Go live your life." 765 00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:34,284 And I imagine them building a new home and a new life. 766 00:46:34,285 --> 00:46:37,288 How are we supposed to appear strong when she is... 767 00:46:38,028 --> 00:46:39,550 this? 768 00:46:39,551 --> 00:46:42,423 These Romanos will never negotiate peace on good terms. 769 00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:45,344 Why are we negotiating at all? Why don't we just give them what they want? 770 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,864 They want control over all of our territories. 771 00:46:48,865 --> 00:46:50,344 So, why don't we just give it to them? 772 00:46:50,345 --> 00:46:52,520 How do you expect us to make money? 773 00:46:52,521 --> 00:46:54,000 I don't know! 774 00:46:56,786 --> 00:46:58,352 What is it we do, anyway? 775 00:46:58,353 --> 00:47:00,006 - Drugs. - Counterfeit bags. 776 00:47:00,007 --> 00:47:01,485 Guns. Gambling. 777 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:05,489 Uh, so far I have heard nothing that is either legal 778 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,101 or moral. 779 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,191 Because... you know, 780 00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:13,236 we are the fucking Mafia! 781 00:47:13,237 --> 00:47:14,848 You... 782 00:47:18,852 --> 00:47:22,724 Let him go. He just needs to blow off some steam. 783 00:47:22,725 --> 00:47:26,206 Oh, yeah? So do I. I am completely overwhelmed! 784 00:47:26,207 --> 00:47:28,904 This is supposed to be my vacation. 785 00:47:28,905 --> 00:47:30,906 - What are you doing? - I'm confirming my date 786 00:47:30,907 --> 00:47:31,994 with Lorenzo because that was the deal. 787 00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:33,648 But we are in the middle of a war. 788 00:47:33,649 --> 00:47:35,911 No. You are in the middle of a war. 789 00:47:35,912 --> 00:47:37,913 I am sick of doing everything for everybody else! 790 00:47:37,914 --> 00:47:39,654 I'm gonna do something for me. 791 00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:41,612 You cannot be in public right now. 792 00:47:41,613 --> 00:47:42,918 Oh, I'm not going to be in public. 793 00:47:42,919 --> 00:47:44,702 I'm going to have dinner at his place. 794 00:47:44,703 --> 00:47:46,748 He is simple and adorable. 795 00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:48,969 And... I just wanna be alone with him. 796 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,930 These are my cousins. 797 00:47:54,931 --> 00:47:57,802 I come from a very conservative family 798 00:47:57,803 --> 00:47:59,849 and they wanna protect... 799 00:48:01,590 --> 00:48:02,938 my virtue. 800 00:48:08,379 --> 00:48:11,338 I guess it will be a family affair. Please. 801 00:48:11,339 --> 00:48:13,514 Okay. Thank you. 802 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,475 - It's good to see you. - It's so good to see you. 803 00:48:17,649 --> 00:48:21,435 Hi. Thank you for having us in your home which is beautiful. 804 00:48:21,436 --> 00:48:25,134 - Welcome to my aunt's place. - Oh, my God, it's totally magical. 805 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:26,701 Yeah. 806 00:48:26,702 --> 00:48:29,617 Who is this? He looks like such a naughty little hobbit. 807 00:48:29,618 --> 00:48:31,967 - Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto. - Oh. 808 00:48:31,968 --> 00:48:34,752 - He recently died. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 809 00:48:34,753 --> 00:48:37,190 Yes, we are. That's why I moved in. 810 00:48:37,191 --> 00:48:39,496 - Oh, I see. - But I am 811 00:48:39,497 --> 00:48:42,847 naming my own pasta line this year. 812 00:48:42,848 --> 00:48:44,893 - This is your pasta line? - It is. 813 00:48:44,894 --> 00:48:46,721 Oh, my God, that is so exciting. 814 00:48:46,722 --> 00:48:48,592 You guys, look at this. This is his. 815 00:48:54,686 --> 00:48:57,514 Oh, Lord in Heaven, I have never eaten 816 00:48:57,515 --> 00:48:59,038 homemade pasta before. 817 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:01,127 Mmm, so good. 818 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:08,003 You know, it's... it's nice 819 00:49:08,004 --> 00:49:10,528 to be with a woman who appreciates my cooking. 820 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:12,790 Yeah. My ex never did. 821 00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,836 Ah, she sounds like a monster. 822 00:49:14,837 --> 00:49:18,231 Oh, no. I didn't mean to bring her up again. Forget it. 823 00:49:18,232 --> 00:49:20,233 No, it's okay. I get it. 824 00:49:20,234 --> 00:49:22,626 I mean, my husband, my ex-husband 825 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,237 was a total man-child. 826 00:49:24,238 --> 00:49:26,674 I mean, he made everything about himself. 827 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,937 And his band and his cheesy lyrics. 828 00:49:28,938 --> 00:49:30,460 That sounds horrible. 829 00:49:40,297 --> 00:49:42,646 I'd convinced myself that 830 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:47,347 his passion was more important than mine. Like an idiot. 831 00:49:47,348 --> 00:49:48,652 But even with our son, 832 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,437 divorcing Paul, I swear to God, 833 00:49:50,438 --> 00:49:52,134 it was the best decision I ever made. 834 00:49:52,135 --> 00:49:53,440 Oh, you have a child? 835 00:49:53,441 --> 00:49:56,182 Yes! Yes, I'll show you. Here he is. 836 00:49:56,183 --> 00:49:59,141 There. That's Domenick. He's my baby. 837 00:49:59,142 --> 00:50:01,491 He's a really good kid. 838 00:50:11,546 --> 00:50:13,068 Last bite. 839 00:50:13,069 --> 00:50:14,243 For me? 840 00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:16,071 The most precious. Yes. 841 00:50:16,072 --> 00:50:17,117 Okay. 842 00:50:25,429 --> 00:50:28,083 Oh, your pasta. 843 00:50:28,084 --> 00:50:30,346 It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my mouth. 844 00:50:30,347 --> 00:50:31,914 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 845 00:50:38,573 --> 00:50:39,616 Are your cousins okay with this? 846 00:50:39,617 --> 00:50:40,878 Yeah, they're fine. Just kiss me. 847 00:50:40,879 --> 00:50:42,576 Shit. No, no, no. 848 00:50:42,577 --> 00:50:44,056 Oh, God, I forgot. 849 00:50:44,057 --> 00:50:45,797 I've got this work Zoom meeting. 850 00:50:46,407 --> 00:50:48,321 Oh, my God. Cousins! 851 00:50:48,322 --> 00:50:51,106 I have to go. Rain check? I'm sorry. I just... 852 00:50:51,107 --> 00:50:52,707 It's a really important meeting that I... 853 00:50:53,544 --> 00:50:55,328 I totally forgot about it. Um... 854 00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:57,766 Thank you for having us. I will call you. 855 00:51:04,773 --> 00:51:07,644 I can't believe this. Stupid work. 856 00:51:07,645 --> 00:51:09,124 I'm enjoying myself for the first time in years, 857 00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:10,952 and I have to do this dumb work Zoom. 858 00:51:10,953 --> 00:51:13,172 Come on. Quit your job. You are a boss now. 859 00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,696 Oh. I can't just quit my job. People are counting on me. 860 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,045 - Hmm. - Ma. 861 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,227 Ma. 862 00:51:25,228 --> 00:51:27,142 Are you okay? 863 00:51:27,143 --> 00:51:29,144 My mother had another dizzy spell 864 00:51:29,145 --> 00:51:32,365 and she has no more medication now. Okay. Okay? 865 00:51:32,366 --> 00:51:35,542 She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't cover these new American drugs. 866 00:51:38,023 --> 00:51:39,328 I know a pharmacist. 867 00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:40,938 We go tomorrow, okay? 868 00:51:40,939 --> 00:51:42,810 No, no, you should go tonight. Go take care of it tonight. 869 00:51:42,811 --> 00:51:44,159 Yeah, but we must protect you. 870 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,552 - He is right. - No, family first. 871 00:51:45,553 --> 00:51:46,597 I'm okay. I'll be fine. 872 00:51:47,990 --> 00:51:49,165 Oh, Kristin. 873 00:51:49,948 --> 00:51:51,035 Would you mind to put this 874 00:51:51,036 --> 00:51:52,556 - into the fridge, please? - Yes, sure. 875 00:52:00,263 --> 00:52:02,221 Come on. So late. 876 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,397 Okay. 877 00:52:04,398 --> 00:52:06,269 Here we go. 878 00:52:09,968 --> 00:52:11,186 Oh. 879 00:52:11,187 --> 00:52:14,537 I can't wear this. Oh, what am I... Oh, God. 880 00:52:18,629 --> 00:52:20,153 Ugh, right. Uh... 881 00:52:21,415 --> 00:52:23,720 Come on, hurry, quick, quick! 882 00:52:27,986 --> 00:52:28,987 Okay. 883 00:52:33,209 --> 00:52:35,558 Hey, nice of you to finally join us. 884 00:52:35,559 --> 00:52:37,430 Sorry, the... 885 00:52:37,431 --> 00:52:39,693 the time difference is a little crazy, so... 886 00:52:39,694 --> 00:52:41,695 So, where are we with Restylane? 887 00:52:41,696 --> 00:52:43,958 Right, yes, okay. Um, so first: 888 00:52:43,959 --> 00:52:46,439 Restylane makes women feel great about themselves, right? 889 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,049 So, I was thinking we open on a woman 890 00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,660 alone, drinking some fine wine, 891 00:52:50,661 --> 00:52:52,836 longingly perusing a travel brochure. 892 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,577 Mmm. I'm not really hearing anything that pops. 893 00:52:54,578 --> 00:52:56,710 I mean, you know, you gotta grab them in the first few seconds. 894 00:52:56,711 --> 00:52:59,278 But I just started. 895 00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:02,237 Hey, you know who's really great at this? 896 00:53:02,238 --> 00:53:04,674 Just riff, give us some of that Randy magic. 897 00:53:04,675 --> 00:53:05,937 Go ahead and mute her. 898 00:53:09,637 --> 00:53:10,724 All right. 899 00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:11,986 Help me! 900 00:53:11,987 --> 00:53:13,292 And I'm just spitballing, all right. 901 00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:15,511 But I'm thinking, woman on a jet-ski? 902 00:53:15,512 --> 00:53:16,643 Aw, that's fresh. 903 00:53:16,644 --> 00:53:18,427 Yeah, but how do we get there? 904 00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:21,474 No! S.O.S.! 905 00:53:21,475 --> 00:53:24,477 We open up on this attractive but, you know, older woman. 906 00:53:24,478 --> 00:53:25,956 Not too old, right? 907 00:53:25,957 --> 00:53:27,349 Help me! 908 00:53:27,350 --> 00:53:30,222 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, please. 909 00:53:30,223 --> 00:53:34,008 I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties type role, you know what I'm saying? 910 00:53:34,009 --> 00:53:35,749 Oh, my God. 911 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:38,578 You are much more attractive than your grandfather. 912 00:53:38,579 --> 00:53:40,057 Oh, my God. 913 00:53:41,495 --> 00:53:42,626 No! No, no! 914 00:53:44,062 --> 00:53:45,933 So, you know, she minding her business, 915 00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:47,369 walking through the desert like people do. 916 00:53:47,370 --> 00:53:50,024 That's a great metaphor for a tired woman 917 00:53:50,025 --> 00:53:51,982 with a face that's so marked by time. 918 00:53:51,983 --> 00:53:53,288 Mmm. 919 00:53:53,289 --> 00:53:55,203 Sit down! 920 00:53:55,204 --> 00:53:57,684 No, no, no. Please don't. 921 00:53:57,685 --> 00:54:00,469 Please don't hurt me. Please. No, no. 922 00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:04,865 Oh, God, no. No entrata. Absolutely no entrata. No. 923 00:54:04,866 --> 00:54:07,389 You like salsiccia e friarelli? 924 00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:11,306 No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano. No, thank you. 925 00:54:11,307 --> 00:54:13,221 Very spicy. 926 00:54:13,222 --> 00:54:16,050 Spicy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! 927 00:54:16,051 --> 00:54:19,183 Please, no. Please don't. No. 928 00:54:19,184 --> 00:54:21,317 No, no, no. Please don't. 929 00:54:22,623 --> 00:54:23,798 No, no, no. 930 00:54:24,712 --> 00:54:26,190 Fucking belt. 931 00:54:26,191 --> 00:54:29,585 She looks lonely. She looks... 932 00:54:29,586 --> 00:54:31,413 - She looks her age, bro. - She does. 933 00:54:31,414 --> 00:54:33,198 No woman should look her age. 934 00:54:37,072 --> 00:54:38,986 Crotch! Eye! 935 00:54:38,987 --> 00:54:40,640 Crotch! Eye! 936 00:54:40,641 --> 00:54:41,945 And like a blessing from the heavens, 937 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,686 the sky opens up and it starts to rain. 938 00:54:43,687 --> 00:54:44,992 Then she looks down and she realizes, 939 00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:46,428 "Oh, my God, I'm on a jet-ski." 940 00:54:46,429 --> 00:54:49,170 Restylane Lyft gives her a second youth. 941 00:54:49,171 --> 00:54:51,564 - Yeah. - A return to life. 942 00:54:51,565 --> 00:54:52,695 I love that pose. 943 00:54:52,696 --> 00:54:54,262 Crotch! Crotch! 944 00:54:54,263 --> 00:54:56,091 Eye! Crotch! 945 00:54:57,092 --> 00:54:59,746 Restylane Kysse plumps her lips. 946 00:54:59,747 --> 00:55:01,878 Crotch! Eye! 947 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,885 Makes them kissable. 948 00:55:08,886 --> 00:55:10,061 Rejuvenated. 949 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:16,763 You got water, you got wetness. 950 00:55:16,764 --> 00:55:17,939 Whole lot of wetness. 951 00:55:20,245 --> 00:55:21,681 Fuck you! 952 00:55:21,682 --> 00:55:24,510 When was the last time you saw a thigh gap like that? 953 00:55:24,511 --> 00:55:27,339 Fuck you, Randy! 954 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:30,081 - Now she's kissable. - Oh, fuck you, Wayne! 955 00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:33,475 - Wow. - Oh, fuck you, Hank! 956 00:55:36,087 --> 00:55:38,915 And you, you fucking creepy pervert! 957 00:55:38,916 --> 00:55:40,395 Fuck you! 958 00:55:42,616 --> 00:55:46,227 And then she just rides off into the distance. 959 00:55:46,228 --> 00:55:48,186 Soft, youthful... 960 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,579 ...and wet. 961 00:55:54,192 --> 00:55:55,932 Randy, that was superb. 962 00:55:55,933 --> 00:55:57,108 Okay. 963 00:55:58,196 --> 00:55:59,501 See that, Kristin? 964 00:55:59,502 --> 00:56:01,025 That's how it's done. 965 00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,158 Unmute. 966 00:56:04,551 --> 00:56:06,421 Kristin. 967 00:56:06,422 --> 00:56:07,902 Hey, tell me you heard Randy's pitch. 968 00:56:09,251 --> 00:56:11,253 Oh, Kristin? 969 00:56:12,472 --> 00:56:13,602 Are you drunk? 970 00:56:15,518 --> 00:56:19,869 Oh, man. I really hoped this day would never come 971 00:56:19,870 --> 00:56:22,306 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 972 00:56:22,307 --> 00:56:25,398 By the way, you have some pasta sauce on your face. 973 00:56:27,443 --> 00:56:28,878 You know what? 974 00:56:28,879 --> 00:56:30,576 Fuck you! 975 00:56:30,577 --> 00:56:33,796 Whoa! That's gratitude for you. 976 00:56:33,797 --> 00:56:35,059 - Highly unnecessary. - Toxic. 977 00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,368 Oh, God. 978 00:58:01,058 --> 00:58:04,017 Hmm? 979 00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,149 You left quite a mess at the villa. 980 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,543 You need to tell us when things like this happen, 981 00:58:08,544 --> 00:58:10,284 so we don't have to worry 982 00:58:10,285 --> 00:58:12,547 whether or not you are currently alive. 983 00:58:12,548 --> 00:58:14,723 Oh, fine. So, next time someone tries to murder me, 984 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:15,898 I'll be sure to let you know. 985 00:58:15,899 --> 00:58:17,639 Grazie. 986 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,250 Now, the Romanos want to meet today. 987 00:58:20,251 --> 00:58:23,427 Oh, so they can try to kill me again? Huh! 988 00:58:23,428 --> 00:58:26,692 I thought once you'd had sex, you would calm down a bit. 989 00:58:26,693 --> 00:58:27,954 Hey, I've been here two days 990 00:58:27,955 --> 00:58:29,303 and I've been almost murdered twice. 991 00:58:29,304 --> 00:58:30,609 That's one per day. 992 00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:33,002 I'm gonna need a lot more sex to calm me down! 993 00:58:33,003 --> 00:58:34,308 I know a man. 994 00:58:35,615 --> 00:58:38,312 Stop with your cousin, please. 995 00:58:38,313 --> 00:58:40,662 They're prepared to make some concessions. 996 00:58:40,663 --> 00:58:42,272 We have the upper hand. 997 00:58:42,273 --> 00:58:44,492 They've agreed to a public meeting. 998 00:58:44,493 --> 00:58:46,233 Fabrizio will be there with you. 999 00:58:46,234 --> 00:58:49,236 I can't be there because it's only family. 1000 00:58:49,237 --> 00:58:51,499 Fine. But I wanna meet at La Bottega del Gelato 1001 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,935 because it has a five-star rating. 1002 00:58:52,936 --> 00:58:55,547 And I never have gelato. And I have been dying to go! 1003 00:58:55,548 --> 00:58:57,506 - But we have... - That's an order! 1004 00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:00,943 Mmm. Mmm! 1005 00:59:00,944 --> 00:59:04,425 Look, I am tired of this war. 1006 00:59:04,426 --> 00:59:06,383 Oh, my gosh, Tripadvisor does not lie. 1007 00:59:06,384 --> 00:59:08,691 My family is tired of this war. 1008 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:10,736 It's got to stop. 1009 00:59:10,737 --> 00:59:13,173 We couldn't agree more. 1010 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:17,526 You killed our boss, and our best killer. 1011 00:59:18,048 --> 00:59:20,093 All by yourself. 1012 00:59:20,094 --> 00:59:22,487 Does your offer for Formia stand? 1013 00:59:23,706 --> 00:59:25,882 Yes. Absoluto. 1014 00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:31,495 So, we are at peace then, Mammone? 1015 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:39,592 We are at peace... 1016 00:59:43,073 --> 00:59:44,379 Donna Balbano. 1017 00:59:56,521 --> 00:59:57,696 Oh. 1018 01:00:04,486 --> 01:00:05,726 Well, there you go. 1019 01:00:06,662 --> 01:00:08,055 Can I get another scoop? 1020 01:00:33,646 --> 01:00:35,168 You really impressed me. 1021 01:00:35,169 --> 01:00:36,865 Oh, yeah, the meeting 1022 01:00:36,866 --> 01:00:38,562 went better than I thought it would. 1023 01:00:38,563 --> 01:00:40,434 Because you terrified them. 1024 01:00:40,435 --> 01:00:44,004 Last night was a true work of art. 1025 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,051 You have rage, Kristin. 1026 01:00:48,965 --> 01:00:50,487 Wild, 1027 01:00:50,488 --> 01:00:52,969 passionate, deep rage. 1028 01:00:54,492 --> 01:00:55,580 I like it. 1029 01:00:57,191 --> 01:01:00,629 Okay. 1030 01:01:02,152 --> 01:01:04,459 You know, it wasn't just blood on Bruno. 1031 01:01:05,765 --> 01:01:09,202 It was mushy, thick. 1032 01:01:09,203 --> 01:01:13,381 Bits of his scrotum were stuffed in his eye socket. 1033 01:01:13,816 --> 01:01:14,861 Mmm. 1034 01:01:16,384 --> 01:01:18,646 And that's why they listened to you. 1035 01:01:18,647 --> 01:01:21,432 Because he had bits of his scrotum stuffed in his eye socket? 1036 01:01:22,259 --> 01:01:23,869 Maybe. 1037 01:01:23,870 --> 01:01:26,699 And that's how you earned rispetto. 1038 01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:30,441 You'll fit right into this family! 1039 01:01:31,878 --> 01:01:33,096 Give me your hand. 1040 01:01:34,141 --> 01:01:35,316 What, uh... 1041 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,231 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't have to. 1042 01:01:38,232 --> 01:01:39,319 - Yeah. - You should... No, no. 1043 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,624 Oh, it's too big. I don't... 1044 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,062 Mmm. 1045 01:01:43,803 --> 01:01:45,979 Yeah, it fits pretty well. 1046 01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:47,763 And now... 1047 01:01:48,503 --> 01:01:50,634 give me some "grrrr." 1048 01:01:50,635 --> 01:01:52,159 Be the leopard! 1049 01:01:53,116 --> 01:01:55,162 What, uh... 1050 01:01:56,119 --> 01:01:58,208 No, no. 1051 01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:00,514 No, no, no. 1052 01:02:00,515 --> 01:02:03,256 No fur ball. No espresso machine. 1053 01:02:03,257 --> 01:02:04,737 Just... 1054 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:12,745 This one. This one. This one. 1055 01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:15,443 Bye. 1056 01:02:17,619 --> 01:02:19,490 Okay. Thank you. 1057 01:02:20,230 --> 01:02:21,710 Oh, my God. 1058 01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:25,583 What the fuck? 1059 01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:30,327 Are you kidding me? 1060 01:02:44,864 --> 01:02:47,867 Oh, God. 1061 01:02:48,693 --> 01:02:51,217 Oh, Bianca. 1062 01:02:51,218 --> 01:02:52,435 You know, a month ago, 1063 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,786 I was feeding the homeless in Long Beach. 1064 01:02:54,787 --> 01:02:58,224 I mean, I help old people cross the road all the time. 1065 01:02:58,225 --> 01:03:01,227 I am a good person. 1066 01:03:01,228 --> 01:03:04,926 Of course you are. You made peace. 1067 01:03:04,927 --> 01:03:08,061 Yeah, but at what cost? I feel like Michael Corleone. 1068 01:03:09,627 --> 01:03:10,976 You saw the movie? 1069 01:03:10,977 --> 01:03:13,718 No. I read the Wikipedia summary. 1070 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:19,680 Kristin, the world isn't black and white. 1071 01:03:19,681 --> 01:03:22,683 Your grandfather took care of my family. 1072 01:03:22,684 --> 01:03:24,772 He put my mother through school 1073 01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:27,036 - and gave us shelter and food. - Huh. 1074 01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:30,823 And bought me this leg. 1075 01:03:32,172 --> 01:03:35,130 I owe him everything. 1076 01:03:35,131 --> 01:03:38,307 My point is, just because you're a Mafia boss, 1077 01:03:38,308 --> 01:03:40,875 doesn't mean you have to be a bad person. 1078 01:03:40,876 --> 01:03:43,312 Right. Right. 1079 01:03:43,313 --> 01:03:45,707 Wait, what did you say about your leg? 1080 01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:50,798 When I was 13, a truck hit my Vespa. 1081 01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:52,582 Oh, my God! 1082 01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,802 All the kids made fun of me. 1083 01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:56,238 Oh. 1084 01:03:56,239 --> 01:04:01,678 But Don Balbano came to our house with a big box. 1085 01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:04,726 And he brought me a prosthetic leg. 1086 01:04:05,858 --> 01:04:07,598 It changed my life. 1087 01:04:08,686 --> 01:04:11,254 Wow. I mean, jeez, I... 1088 01:04:12,734 --> 01:04:14,735 I didn't even... 1089 01:04:14,736 --> 01:04:16,694 Couldn't tell. Looks so real. 1090 01:04:18,261 --> 01:04:20,436 Precision Swiss technology. 1091 01:04:20,437 --> 01:04:23,700 - Upgraded every five years. - Huh. 1092 01:04:23,701 --> 01:04:25,833 So, Kristin, I'm living proof 1093 01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:28,967 that you can do a lot of good with the power you have. 1094 01:04:28,968 --> 01:04:31,492 It's not about losing yourself. 1095 01:04:32,406 --> 01:04:35,888 It's about becoming yourself. 1096 01:04:37,672 --> 01:04:41,806 But if this isn't what you want, you can leave. 1097 01:04:43,069 --> 01:04:44,157 I can? 1098 01:04:45,332 --> 01:04:46,941 You made peace. 1099 01:04:46,942 --> 01:04:49,553 You can go home to your old life. 1100 01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:52,642 To the old you. 1101 01:04:52,643 --> 01:04:54,949 Oh, no, I don't wanna go back to that me. 1102 01:04:54,950 --> 01:04:56,908 I don't like that one. No, I don't think so. 1103 01:04:56,909 --> 01:04:59,476 Then what do you wanna do? 1104 01:05:00,956 --> 01:05:03,175 Well, 1105 01:05:03,176 --> 01:05:06,048 we're involved in an import/export business, right? 1106 01:05:06,744 --> 01:05:07,832 Mmm-hmm. 1107 01:05:10,183 --> 01:05:11,184 Hmm. 1108 01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:16,449 I think I have an idea. 1109 01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:19,974 It's a win-win, right? 1110 01:05:19,975 --> 01:05:21,497 Because we keep prices low 1111 01:05:21,498 --> 01:05:23,804 and we sell medications to people in Italy 1112 01:05:23,805 --> 01:05:25,980 that they can't usually find at a reasonable rate. 1113 01:05:25,981 --> 01:05:27,721 Because it's not just about profit. 1114 01:05:27,722 --> 01:05:29,679 It's about helping people, right? 1115 01:07:10,564 --> 01:07:12,347 I was just thinking. 1116 01:07:12,348 --> 01:07:14,915 We've been together a few months now 1117 01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:17,483 and I have never been to your place. 1118 01:07:17,484 --> 01:07:19,398 You're still quite secretive. 1119 01:07:19,399 --> 01:07:22,054 I am not secretive. 1120 01:07:23,446 --> 01:07:26,100 I'm not. Come here, I'm gonna take a photo 1121 01:07:26,101 --> 01:07:29,190 of us and the Vaticano. 1122 01:07:29,191 --> 01:07:31,324 - Right. Ready? - Okay. 1123 01:07:32,586 --> 01:07:34,456 - Yay. - Yay. 1124 01:07:34,457 --> 01:07:37,721 There. Okay. And now I am posting it. 1125 01:07:38,766 --> 01:07:40,854 Immediately. There. 1126 01:07:40,855 --> 01:07:42,290 There we are. Done. 1127 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,945 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. 1128 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,125 Nicky. Oh, my God, 1129 01:07:51,126 --> 01:07:52,735 I miss you so much. It's my son. 1130 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:53,954 Who's the dude? 1131 01:07:53,955 --> 01:07:56,739 Uh, he is my pasta teacher. 1132 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:59,612 We're just out buying double zero flour. 1133 01:07:59,613 --> 01:08:02,789 Okay. I gotta go to class. Um, I love you. 1134 01:08:02,790 --> 01:08:04,096 I love you. 1135 01:08:08,274 --> 01:08:11,102 Pasta teacher? Honestly, I just feel like 1136 01:08:11,103 --> 01:08:12,712 you're not telling me something. 1137 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:14,453 - Oh, really? - Don't you trust me? 1138 01:08:14,454 --> 01:08:17,630 - Stop it. - Don't you trust me? 1139 01:08:17,631 --> 01:08:19,806 Don't even joke. 1140 01:08:19,807 --> 01:08:21,983 You can tell me anything. 1141 01:08:26,727 --> 01:08:28,076 I love you. 1142 01:08:38,217 --> 01:08:40,174 Oh, my God. Paul? 1143 01:08:40,175 --> 01:08:42,089 - Your Paul? - That Paul? 1144 01:08:42,090 --> 01:08:43,395 Get off me! Who the hell are these guys? 1145 01:08:43,396 --> 01:08:44,918 What the hell are you doing here? 1146 01:08:44,919 --> 01:08:47,355 I flew here to find you. I saw your Insta. 1147 01:08:47,356 --> 01:08:49,879 Dammit. I post one stupid photo. 1148 01:08:51,143 --> 01:08:52,752 He's much weaker than I imagined. 1149 01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:54,710 And I imagined someone very weak. 1150 01:08:54,711 --> 01:08:56,669 - Who's Paul? - I'm her husband! 1151 01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:58,323 No... 1152 01:08:58,324 --> 01:09:00,586 - You are married? - No, we are separated. 1153 01:09:00,587 --> 01:09:02,196 Look, I can see you're a pretty handsome guy 1154 01:09:02,197 --> 01:09:03,545 and you've been having some great sex... 1155 01:09:03,546 --> 01:09:04,938 Dante, please take him back to the villa. 1156 01:09:04,939 --> 01:09:08,420 - Come on, Paul. Let's go. - What, what? Let me go. 1157 01:09:08,421 --> 01:09:10,552 So he gets to go to your place, but I can't? 1158 01:09:10,553 --> 01:09:12,511 No, it's not like that. No. 1159 01:09:12,512 --> 01:09:13,947 You told me you were divorced. 1160 01:09:13,948 --> 01:09:15,209 Well, we may as well be. 1161 01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:16,850 He's a horrible husband who cheated on me. 1162 01:09:17,256 --> 01:09:19,126 - No. No. - No, I mean... 1163 01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:20,954 It's taken me so long to trust again. 1164 01:09:20,955 --> 01:09:22,738 - And I really care about you. - No, no. 1165 01:09:22,739 --> 01:09:25,263 I... I care about you. I care about you so much. 1166 01:09:25,264 --> 01:09:27,179 Then let's be honest with each other. 1167 01:09:28,745 --> 01:09:32,532 Is there anything else you are keeping from me? 1168 01:09:35,274 --> 01:09:37,100 - Hmm? - Um... 1169 01:09:37,101 --> 01:09:39,886 Oh, my God. Um... 1170 01:09:39,887 --> 01:09:43,063 I'm so sorry, I really do have to go deal with this. 1171 01:09:43,064 --> 01:09:45,327 - Okay? I'm sorry. - Sure, go. 1172 01:09:46,328 --> 01:09:48,112 - It's okay. - I'll see you. 1173 01:09:56,947 --> 01:09:58,818 - God dammit, Paul. - Just stay back! 1174 01:09:58,819 --> 01:10:00,428 I need to pee, please. 1175 01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:02,604 - What did you guys do? - I shut his mouth. 1176 01:10:02,605 --> 01:10:03,910 He's very annoying. 1177 01:10:03,911 --> 01:10:05,390 I need to pee. I can't hold it. 1178 01:10:05,391 --> 01:10:06,957 Okay. Okay. 1179 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:10,569 Nice and easy. 1180 01:10:10,570 --> 01:10:12,484 Actually, Dante, can you grab some baby oil and Q-tips? 1181 01:10:12,485 --> 01:10:14,181 - I think it'll be... - Ow! 1182 01:10:14,182 --> 01:10:16,792 Dammit! I was just getting over a cold sore. 1183 01:10:16,793 --> 01:10:18,968 The cheater does not deserve your care. 1184 01:10:18,969 --> 01:10:20,970 You told these people about Tracy? 1185 01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:22,320 What the hell is wrong with you? 1186 01:10:22,321 --> 01:10:23,626 Hey. Hey. 1187 01:10:24,801 --> 01:10:26,976 Dammit! 1188 01:10:26,977 --> 01:10:29,675 No one talks to her that way. Show some respect. Huh? 1189 01:10:29,676 --> 01:10:31,330 To Kristin? 1190 01:10:32,505 --> 01:10:35,421 Ew. Kristin, do something. 1191 01:10:38,337 --> 01:10:41,687 Why are you so nice 1192 01:10:41,688 --> 01:10:43,298 to this stronzo? 1193 01:10:44,212 --> 01:10:45,343 How dare you call me something 1194 01:10:45,344 --> 01:10:46,624 I don't even know what it means? 1195 01:10:47,781 --> 01:10:49,303 Who the hell are these people? 1196 01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:51,871 They are her best grape squashers. 1197 01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,176 And I'm the label maker. 1198 01:10:53,177 --> 01:10:55,396 Yes. I am a vintner now. 1199 01:10:55,397 --> 01:10:58,312 - You make swords? - Wine, stronzo. 1200 01:10:58,313 --> 01:11:00,140 I'm gonna look that word up as soon as I get outta here. 1201 01:11:00,141 --> 01:11:02,229 Why are you even here? 1202 01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:05,320 I hadn't heard from you. I was worried about you. 1203 01:11:06,365 --> 01:11:07,409 I miss you. 1204 01:11:10,412 --> 01:11:11,500 Okay. 1205 01:11:12,414 --> 01:11:13,502 Okay, fine. 1206 01:11:14,198 --> 01:11:16,461 After you lost your job, 1207 01:11:16,462 --> 01:11:18,898 our joint bank account is empty. 1208 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:20,465 So, I figured, you know, 1209 01:11:20,466 --> 01:11:21,901 since I'm your husband, 1210 01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:24,512 I should probably come live with you in the villa. 1211 01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:26,253 Oh, my God. It all makes perfect sense now. 1212 01:11:26,254 --> 01:11:28,604 You only came here to get something else from me! 1213 01:11:29,301 --> 01:11:30,866 Go home, Paul. 1214 01:11:30,867 --> 01:11:33,695 Actually, you only had enough points for a one-way ticket. 1215 01:11:33,696 --> 01:11:35,349 - Pathetic. - He's not worth it. 1216 01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:36,524 What did you see in him? 1217 01:11:36,525 --> 01:11:37,525 - Just take my card and... - Kristin, no. 1218 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:38,831 Don't! 1219 01:11:38,832 --> 01:11:40,136 - No, you're better than this. - You're right. 1220 01:11:40,137 --> 01:11:41,486 - I should just book it myself. - No, Kristin. 1221 01:11:41,487 --> 01:11:43,401 - That's not what we meant! - That's worse. 1222 01:11:43,402 --> 01:11:44,750 Fine. Fine. 1223 01:11:44,751 --> 01:11:47,796 Paul, you're a grown-ass man! 1224 01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:50,190 - Figure it out yourself! - There you go. 1225 01:11:50,191 --> 01:11:51,974 Own your power. Brava. 1226 01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,238 So, take him to the airport! 1227 01:12:00,941 --> 01:12:02,376 You've been stress 1228 01:12:02,377 --> 01:12:04,813 grape gathering all night. 1229 01:12:04,814 --> 01:12:08,556 Stop worrying about your imbecile husband. 1230 01:12:08,557 --> 01:12:11,777 He'll find his way home. Or he won't. 1231 01:12:11,778 --> 01:12:15,258 No, it's just that, you know, Paul hurt me so much 1232 01:12:15,259 --> 01:12:16,651 over the years with all the lying. 1233 01:12:16,652 --> 01:12:18,958 And I don't wanna do that to Lorenzo. 1234 01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:21,743 But you can't tell Lorenzo about this part of your life. 1235 01:12:21,744 --> 01:12:23,963 I know. I know. 1236 01:12:23,964 --> 01:12:26,358 But what if it wasn't part of my life? 1237 01:12:28,142 --> 01:12:29,535 What are you saying? 1238 01:12:30,492 --> 01:12:31,711 I'm saying... 1239 01:12:32,451 --> 01:12:33,756 I want out. 1240 01:12:35,454 --> 01:12:38,238 But the family heads are meeting today. 1241 01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:40,196 I'm not allowed at the table, 1242 01:12:40,197 --> 01:12:42,547 but you and Fabrizio have to be there. 1243 01:12:42,548 --> 01:12:43,939 Okay, perfect. 1244 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,854 Well, that's where I'll announce my resignation. 1245 01:12:45,855 --> 01:12:47,814 But you can't just leave. 1246 01:12:49,206 --> 01:12:50,424 Actually, yes, I can. 1247 01:12:50,425 --> 01:12:52,687 You said, once I made peace, remember? 1248 01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:56,038 You believed me. 1249 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:59,391 I knew you wouldn't go back to your old sad life. 1250 01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:05,657 Besides, that was before you created all this beauty. 1251 01:13:05,658 --> 01:13:08,790 The pharmacy business. Helping people. 1252 01:13:08,791 --> 01:13:12,881 I know. I just wanna give Lorenzo a chance. 1253 01:13:12,882 --> 01:13:15,841 So, you're willing to give up all of this 1254 01:13:15,842 --> 01:13:18,234 for a man you barely know? 1255 01:13:18,235 --> 01:13:20,889 What? We've been dating for months! 1256 01:13:20,890 --> 01:13:23,023 Have you farted in front of him? 1257 01:13:24,285 --> 01:13:26,460 Well, like a tiny little... 1258 01:13:27,767 --> 01:13:29,202 He didn't hear it. But, you know, 1259 01:13:29,203 --> 01:13:30,770 he did fart in front of me once. 1260 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,206 But, really, 1261 01:13:33,207 --> 01:13:34,904 I've made up my mind. 1262 01:13:37,037 --> 01:13:38,429 Fine. 1263 01:13:38,430 --> 01:13:41,823 I just hope this is what you want. 1264 01:13:41,824 --> 01:13:46,612 Never let a man dictate who you are or what you can do. 1265 01:14:44,539 --> 01:14:45,626 Thank you all 1266 01:14:45,627 --> 01:14:46,845 for joining us today. 1267 01:14:46,846 --> 01:14:48,368 We called this meeting 1268 01:14:48,369 --> 01:14:51,372 to discuss your pharmaceutical business. 1269 01:14:51,851 --> 01:14:52,981 Yes. 1270 01:14:52,982 --> 01:14:55,941 Hello, everyone. I'm Donna Balbano. 1271 01:14:55,942 --> 01:14:57,246 And I brought a little something special 1272 01:14:57,247 --> 01:14:58,807 for everybody today. 1273 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:05,167 Ta-da! I made muffins. 1274 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,647 I know you may not wanna eat them 1275 01:15:06,648 --> 01:15:07,953 because of the whole poison thing, 1276 01:15:07,954 --> 01:15:10,391 but please remember, we are at peace. 1277 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:13,306 See? Mmm. 1278 01:15:13,307 --> 01:15:15,264 Poison-free muffins. 1279 01:15:15,265 --> 01:15:16,614 I just thought it would be really nice 1280 01:15:16,615 --> 01:15:18,659 - to break bread together. - Kristin! 1281 01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:20,400 - My bananas were going bad... - Enough! 1282 01:15:20,401 --> 01:15:22,272 And I needed to use them. 1283 01:15:24,927 --> 01:15:28,016 Your business is causing quite the problem for us. 1284 01:15:28,017 --> 01:15:30,149 I deal with pharmaceuticals, Mammone. 1285 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:32,543 I'm not touching electronics, or your cars. 1286 01:15:32,544 --> 01:15:34,936 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1287 01:15:34,937 --> 01:15:37,286 But all of our business 1288 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:39,550 has to pass by the inspectors. 1289 01:15:39,551 --> 01:15:42,596 And the inspectors are on your payroll. 1290 01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:46,774 Hey, listen, listen. I could talk to the inspectors. 1291 01:15:46,775 --> 01:15:49,429 I have a great rapport with them. 1292 01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:52,781 The damage is done. We are losing a lot of money. 1293 01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:59,613 You must pay a percentage of your business. 1294 01:15:59,614 --> 01:16:01,920 Actually, now is really not the best time. 1295 01:16:01,921 --> 01:16:04,400 I was hoping we can keep all this beautiful peace 1296 01:16:04,401 --> 01:16:05,706 that we've been enjoying. 1297 01:16:05,707 --> 01:16:08,579 You know, I'm alive. You guys are all alive. 1298 01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:12,147 In fact, these muffins are kind of a parting gift. 1299 01:16:12,148 --> 01:16:14,236 I'm planning on stepping down shortly. 1300 01:16:15,543 --> 01:16:18,024 Oh, I'll be leaving you in very good hands. 1301 01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:20,678 Bianca will be taking over 1302 01:16:20,679 --> 01:16:22,767 as the new boss of the Balbano family. 1303 01:16:23,986 --> 01:16:25,291 Your secretary? 1304 01:16:25,292 --> 01:16:26,901 She is so much more than a secretary. 1305 01:16:26,902 --> 01:16:28,381 You have no idea. 1306 01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:29,470 Nice joke. 1307 01:16:31,385 --> 01:16:35,040 You think you can fuck us all over 1308 01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:36,563 and leave? 1309 01:16:36,564 --> 01:16:37,651 No. 1310 01:16:37,652 --> 01:16:38,870 It doesn't work like that. 1311 01:16:38,871 --> 01:16:41,786 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1312 01:16:41,787 --> 01:16:45,528 Let's all calm down. I'm not fucking anybody over. 1313 01:16:49,229 --> 01:16:51,883 Lorenzo? Oh, my God, you're a cop? 1314 01:16:51,884 --> 01:16:53,711 Not fucking us over, eh? 1315 01:17:00,501 --> 01:17:02,284 Weapons down, motherfuckers! 1316 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,591 Aunt Esmeralda? 1317 01:17:14,254 --> 01:17:15,298 Oh, my... 1318 01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:27,310 Kristin! Kristin! 1319 01:17:31,619 --> 01:17:34,013 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1320 01:17:40,672 --> 01:17:42,456 Kristin. Kristin! 1321 01:17:44,197 --> 01:17:45,764 - Let's go! - Okay. 1322 01:17:47,722 --> 01:17:48,809 Stay low. 1323 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:06,740 So, you were just using me this whole entire time? 1324 01:18:06,741 --> 01:18:08,263 My parents were gunned down 1325 01:18:08,264 --> 01:18:10,483 by the Mafia right in front of me! 1326 01:18:10,484 --> 01:18:14,444 At my soccer game. After I missed a goal. 1327 01:18:22,670 --> 01:18:24,105 Uzi. 1328 01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:36,291 I was assigned to this case... 1329 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:37,684 So I'm just a case? 1330 01:18:37,685 --> 01:18:40,166 What about your marriage, and your ex, that's lies? 1331 01:18:40,732 --> 01:18:41,906 Mostly. 1332 01:18:41,907 --> 01:18:43,081 And who the fuck is Esmeralda? 1333 01:18:43,082 --> 01:18:45,561 You mean Maria? She's my boss. 1334 01:18:45,562 --> 01:18:47,302 And who are you? 1335 01:18:47,303 --> 01:18:49,262 - I am Rodolfo. - Rodolfo? 1336 01:18:51,177 --> 01:18:52,655 Yes, but you can call me Rudy. 1337 01:18:52,656 --> 01:18:54,657 Rudy? I'm not calling you anything. 1338 01:19:01,796 --> 01:19:03,102 Mama! 1339 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:11,631 Oh, my God. Are you even a pasta maker? 1340 01:19:11,632 --> 01:19:13,024 We were gonna run away together. 1341 01:19:13,025 --> 01:19:14,590 We were gonna open a restaurant. 1342 01:19:14,591 --> 01:19:15,983 I was gonna make the wine, you were gonna make the food. 1343 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:17,593 I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. 1344 01:19:17,594 --> 01:19:18,944 It was gonna be heaven! 1345 01:19:19,509 --> 01:19:20,683 How fat? 1346 01:19:22,208 --> 01:19:23,252 All clear! 1347 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,645 Get away from me. 1348 01:19:25,646 --> 01:19:27,734 Please. No, no, Kristin, please. Kristin. 1349 01:19:27,735 --> 01:19:30,041 No, I am not talking to you. We are done. 1350 01:19:30,042 --> 01:19:32,217 Uh, no, Kristin. 1351 01:19:32,218 --> 01:19:33,523 I'm arresting you. 1352 01:19:34,786 --> 01:19:35,874 I'm sorry. 1353 01:19:44,099 --> 01:19:45,535 I'm so sorry for this. 1354 01:19:49,888 --> 01:19:50,888 Come on. 1355 01:19:57,721 --> 01:19:59,244 I... 1356 01:20:07,731 --> 01:20:09,863 You... 1357 01:20:09,864 --> 01:20:11,692 have a finger in your hair. 1358 01:20:14,347 --> 01:20:15,609 Stick it up your ass! 1359 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,572 Ciao. 1360 01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:24,791 So... 1361 01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:26,706 This is your first trial, right? 1362 01:20:26,707 --> 01:20:28,795 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh, good for you. 1363 01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:32,146 Wait. Wait. 1364 01:20:32,147 --> 01:20:33,626 - Excuse me. - Oh, my God, Jenny! 1365 01:20:33,627 --> 01:20:35,193 Kristin. 1366 01:20:35,194 --> 01:20:38,109 - Don't say anything. - Thank you so much. 1367 01:20:38,110 --> 01:20:40,546 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness. Hey! 1368 01:20:40,547 --> 01:20:42,723 Take your hands off of my client! 1369 01:20:44,029 --> 01:20:46,204 Give me that. Give... 1370 01:20:46,205 --> 01:20:48,033 What are you, still in diapers? 1371 01:20:49,164 --> 01:20:50,469 Bianca called me. 1372 01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:52,340 You didn't think I was gonna let my best friend 1373 01:20:52,341 --> 01:20:54,516 rot in an Italian jail, did you? 1374 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,910 I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No. 1375 01:20:56,911 --> 01:20:59,391 Oh, my God. How did they get out of jail? 1376 01:20:59,392 --> 01:21:00,914 Not enough evidence to charge them. 1377 01:21:00,915 --> 01:21:03,047 Right. And what about Bianca? Where is she? 1378 01:21:03,048 --> 01:21:04,352 It's better for you if she's not here. 1379 01:21:04,353 --> 01:21:05,528 Okay, got it. 1380 01:21:08,967 --> 01:21:10,490 - That Lorenzo? - Yeah. 1381 01:21:11,839 --> 01:21:12,884 Hi. 1382 01:21:13,972 --> 01:21:14,972 Dick! 1383 01:21:16,278 --> 01:21:19,324 Such a good echo. 1384 01:21:19,325 --> 01:21:22,805 What a dick! 1385 01:21:30,989 --> 01:21:32,685 Signora Giudice, 1386 01:21:32,686 --> 01:21:36,384 today I will show that Ms. Balbano has taken over 1387 01:21:36,385 --> 01:21:38,909 the criminal enterprise of her grandfather, 1388 01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:40,259 Giuseppe Balbano. 1389 01:21:41,086 --> 01:21:42,304 Madame Judge, 1390 01:21:43,044 --> 01:21:44,827 Signora Giudice, 1391 01:21:44,828 --> 01:21:47,569 I will show you that my client simply came to Italy 1392 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:48,962 to pay her respects and found 1393 01:21:48,963 --> 01:21:51,530 that she had inherited a vineyard. 1394 01:21:51,531 --> 01:21:54,402 Now, was my client seen in a room 1395 01:21:54,403 --> 01:21:56,317 filled with questionable people? 1396 01:21:56,318 --> 01:21:59,494 Sure. But only to tell them that she wanted no part of it. 1397 01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:02,715 Giannina, 1398 01:22:02,716 --> 01:22:05,937 could you tell us your dealings with the Indagato. 1399 01:22:10,028 --> 01:22:13,595 Well, everyone else calls me "waitress," 1400 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:14,771 cameriera, 1401 01:22:16,077 --> 01:22:17,513 but she calls me by my name. 1402 01:22:19,776 --> 01:22:22,343 She likes my bonsai tree. 1403 01:22:22,344 --> 01:22:25,477 She tells us we are her best vintners. 1404 01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:27,827 She makes us feel appreciated. 1405 01:22:27,828 --> 01:22:31,048 So, we repay our gratitude by being her bodyguards. 1406 01:22:31,049 --> 01:22:33,267 We go with her at the meeting 1407 01:22:33,268 --> 01:22:35,313 because they want to hurt 1408 01:22:35,314 --> 01:22:37,010 sweet woman. 1409 01:22:37,011 --> 01:22:40,187 They are very, very, very bad guys. 1410 01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:43,277 Look what they did to the poor Dante. 1411 01:22:43,278 --> 01:22:47,064 How long was this undercover operation of yours? 1412 01:22:47,065 --> 01:22:50,502 Well, I've been investigating Giuseppe Balbano for years. 1413 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:51,807 When I met the Indagato, 1414 01:22:51,808 --> 01:22:54,462 she'd just landed in Italy for the funeral... 1415 01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:55,986 And when did you start having 1416 01:22:55,987 --> 01:22:58,205 sexual relations with my client? 1417 01:22:58,206 --> 01:22:59,555 I ask the questions here! 1418 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,253 And when did you start 1419 01:23:02,254 --> 01:23:04,952 having sexual relations with the Indagato? 1420 01:23:05,692 --> 01:23:07,172 About... 1421 01:23:07,824 --> 01:23:08,869 one day after. 1422 01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:12,393 But she was asking for it. 1423 01:23:12,394 --> 01:23:15,135 Okay. I mean, not... I mean, not asking. 1424 01:23:15,136 --> 01:23:18,095 But she said this trip was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck." 1425 01:23:18,096 --> 01:23:20,793 The book is Eat, Pray, Love. 1426 01:23:20,794 --> 01:23:23,056 You took advantage of an innocent winemaker 1427 01:23:23,057 --> 01:23:25,320 and sullied a literary masterpiece. 1428 01:23:26,017 --> 01:23:27,408 You gross. 1429 01:23:27,409 --> 01:23:29,846 I came to this country 1430 01:23:31,152 --> 01:23:33,066 at a time in my life 1431 01:23:33,067 --> 01:23:36,027 where I completely doubted myself. 1432 01:23:36,984 --> 01:23:38,245 Then when I arrived here, 1433 01:23:38,246 --> 01:23:41,248 I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. 1434 01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:43,034 It was shriveling 1435 01:23:43,730 --> 01:23:44,948 and dying... 1436 01:23:47,299 --> 01:23:48,387 much like me. 1437 01:23:49,214 --> 01:23:51,258 So, I nurtured it. 1438 01:23:51,259 --> 01:23:52,564 And I came to realize 1439 01:23:52,565 --> 01:23:56,089 that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. 1440 01:23:56,090 --> 01:24:00,442 I inherited an opportunity to fulfil my purpose. 1441 01:24:01,574 --> 01:24:02,618 So... 1442 01:24:03,750 --> 01:24:05,143 I inherited me. 1443 01:24:09,582 --> 01:24:10,583 Thank you. 1444 01:24:14,761 --> 01:24:16,588 I don't need to hear anything anymore. 1445 01:24:16,589 --> 01:24:18,764 I've made my decision. 1446 01:24:20,897 --> 01:24:22,855 No grounds to proceed. 1447 01:24:30,951 --> 01:24:32,996 He's gonna give me a ride home. 1448 01:24:34,781 --> 01:24:37,305 Bravo! 1449 01:24:41,179 --> 01:24:42,483 Kristin? 1450 01:24:42,484 --> 01:24:44,486 Kristin, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1451 01:24:46,488 --> 01:24:49,011 Congratulations. 1452 01:24:49,012 --> 01:24:52,754 Well, I just wanted you to know that it wasn't all lies. 1453 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:54,844 I really did fall in love with you. 1454 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,109 And I still love you. 1455 01:25:03,679 --> 01:25:05,986 I thought I was listening to my heart. 1456 01:25:06,682 --> 01:25:07,943 But it turns out 1457 01:25:07,944 --> 01:25:10,512 I was just using another man to validate me. 1458 01:25:12,123 --> 01:25:14,907 And for the first time in my life... 1459 01:25:14,908 --> 01:25:17,128 I honestly don't give a shit. 1460 01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:39,801 Oh, my God. Dante. Dante. 1461 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:41,281 Oh, my God, those goddamn Romanos. 1462 01:25:42,370 --> 01:25:43,762 Oh, he's losing a lot of blood. 1463 01:25:43,763 --> 01:25:45,372 Here, I've got this thing. 1464 01:25:45,373 --> 01:25:47,548 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to get him some help. 1465 01:25:49,029 --> 01:25:50,072 Oh, God, who is this? 1466 01:25:50,073 --> 01:25:51,335 It's Bianca. She's in the winery. 1467 01:25:51,336 --> 01:25:53,554 Oh, my God, she's been shot, too. 1468 01:25:53,555 --> 01:25:58,080 Uh, uh, okay, you stay with Dante and I'll go to Bianca. 1469 01:25:58,081 --> 01:25:59,212 Wait, wait, wait. 1470 01:25:59,213 --> 01:26:01,781 Just in case. 1471 01:26:05,263 --> 01:26:06,567 Bianca? 1472 01:26:06,568 --> 01:26:07,873 What? Nicky. 1473 01:26:07,874 --> 01:26:09,657 Bianca is dead. 1474 01:26:09,658 --> 01:26:11,137 Mom. 1475 01:26:11,138 --> 01:26:13,400 I knew you'd come back 1476 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:16,883 if your precious Bianca texted you. 1477 01:26:18,189 --> 01:26:19,277 Drop the gun. 1478 01:26:21,192 --> 01:26:23,237 And kick it to me. 1479 01:26:25,544 --> 01:26:26,545 Good girl. 1480 01:26:28,155 --> 01:26:29,416 What are you guys doing here? 1481 01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:30,939 You can thank your husband for this. 1482 01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:32,854 He lured your son here to... 1483 01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:36,118 something about guilting you 1484 01:26:36,119 --> 01:26:38,077 into taking him back. 1485 01:26:38,078 --> 01:26:39,470 Look, I was worried about you, Mom. 1486 01:26:39,471 --> 01:26:41,560 - Oh, honey. - Honey. 1487 01:26:42,648 --> 01:26:43,866 What do you want? 1488 01:26:45,172 --> 01:26:47,260 Are you serious? 1489 01:26:47,261 --> 01:26:49,436 I want to be the head of the Balbano family! 1490 01:26:49,437 --> 01:26:52,439 I told everyone I'm leaving. 1491 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,747 And leaving it all to fucking Bianca! 1492 01:26:56,749 --> 01:26:58,358 Hey! 1493 01:26:58,359 --> 01:27:00,447 Really, Paul? You're just gonna waddle out of here 1494 01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:01,622 and leave our son sitting there? 1495 01:27:01,623 --> 01:27:03,189 Whoa, whoa! 1496 01:27:03,190 --> 01:27:05,017 No! 1497 01:27:05,018 --> 01:27:06,714 Don't you dare touch my kid! 1498 01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:12,504 Mom, look out. 1499 01:27:19,162 --> 01:27:21,294 I've been shot. It burns. 1500 01:27:21,295 --> 01:27:23,254 You have terrible taste in men. 1501 01:27:23,950 --> 01:27:25,124 No shit. 1502 01:27:25,125 --> 01:27:26,604 Paul, untie our son 1503 01:27:26,605 --> 01:27:27,996 - and get the hell outta here! - Untie me. 1504 01:27:27,997 --> 01:27:29,998 Babe, this knot is impossible. 1505 01:27:29,999 --> 01:27:31,349 Hold on. 1506 01:27:35,527 --> 01:27:37,223 - Paul. Here, take this. - Yeah? Okay. 1507 01:27:37,224 --> 01:27:38,485 Keep it pointed at him, okay? 1508 01:27:38,486 --> 01:27:39,879 Yeah, it's heavy. 1509 01:27:42,142 --> 01:27:43,882 There. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1510 01:27:43,883 --> 01:27:45,100 Yeah. Are you? 1511 01:27:45,101 --> 01:27:46,406 Oh, God, I'm so happy to see you. 1512 01:27:46,407 --> 01:27:47,538 - I've missed you so much. - How are you? 1513 01:27:47,539 --> 01:27:50,323 Hey, hey, I loosened the knot, right? 1514 01:27:50,324 --> 01:27:51,803 You're a baby. 1515 01:27:51,804 --> 01:27:52,978 I'm not a baby, you're a baby. 1516 01:27:52,979 --> 01:27:54,240 You're a big, fat, podgy baby. 1517 01:27:54,241 --> 01:27:55,546 You're a big, stupid, blonde baby. 1518 01:27:55,547 --> 01:27:56,982 You're a baby with big poop in your diaper. 1519 01:27:56,983 --> 01:27:59,027 - Mom! - Don't move! 1520 01:27:59,028 --> 01:28:01,203 Oh, my God, Bianca, you're alive! 1521 01:28:01,204 --> 01:28:03,031 Of course I am. 1522 01:28:03,032 --> 01:28:04,119 No, no, no... 1523 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,731 Fabrizio is a terrible shot. 1524 01:28:06,775 --> 01:28:08,168 Wait, wait, wait. 1525 01:28:09,430 --> 01:28:10,561 I saw you die. 1526 01:28:10,562 --> 01:28:13,303 You saw me take a bullet like a woman. 1527 01:28:13,304 --> 01:28:15,827 But there is a fucking major artery right there. 1528 01:28:15,828 --> 01:28:17,394 Wrong leg, idiot. 1529 01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:21,267 - High tension steel. - It's fucking cool, man. 1530 01:28:23,444 --> 01:28:25,184 I did have to re-adjust it. 1531 01:28:25,185 --> 01:28:27,186 That's why it took me so long. Sorry. 1532 01:28:27,187 --> 01:28:28,579 Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're okay. 1533 01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:29,624 Grazie, amore. 1534 01:28:31,452 --> 01:28:32,757 I'm hit again. 1535 01:28:32,758 --> 01:28:33,976 Dad, come on. 1536 01:28:43,203 --> 01:28:44,551 Bianca, take care of my kid, okay? 1537 01:28:44,552 --> 01:28:46,161 Make a break for the door. 1538 01:28:46,162 --> 01:28:48,425 I'll cover. Now! 1539 01:28:48,426 --> 01:28:49,643 Come on, Nicky. 1540 01:28:49,644 --> 01:28:50,731 Come on. Come on. 1541 01:28:50,732 --> 01:28:51,777 Go, go. 1542 01:28:52,908 --> 01:28:54,432 - Help me, Nicky. - Come on. 1543 01:29:24,418 --> 01:29:25,463 Drop it. 1544 01:29:29,336 --> 01:29:33,078 You think you can just come here and take over? 1545 01:29:33,079 --> 01:29:35,602 This is mine! All of it! 1546 01:29:35,603 --> 01:29:36,908 I earned it! 1547 01:29:36,909 --> 01:29:40,128 Uh, you didn't earn anything. 1548 01:29:40,129 --> 01:29:41,695 I'm the one who had to come over here 1549 01:29:41,696 --> 01:29:43,262 and clean your mess up. 1550 01:29:43,263 --> 01:29:44,350 Oh, please. 1551 01:29:44,351 --> 01:29:46,831 Oh, yeah. I am the one who made this 1552 01:29:46,832 --> 01:29:49,790 awful wine fucking delicious. 1553 01:29:49,791 --> 01:29:51,618 Yeah, me. This. 1554 01:29:51,619 --> 01:29:53,751 I have done more for this family 1555 01:29:53,752 --> 01:29:55,230 in the last three months 1556 01:29:55,231 --> 01:29:57,363 than you have your entire life. 1557 01:29:57,364 --> 01:30:00,715 And yet you feel entitled to be the boss? 1558 01:30:10,595 --> 01:30:12,509 Oh, my God. Uh... 1559 01:30:12,510 --> 01:30:14,162 Oops. Are you, uh... 1560 01:30:14,163 --> 01:30:15,686 I guess it's a little rusty, huh? 1561 01:30:15,687 --> 01:30:16,991 I should get this fixed. 1562 01:30:16,992 --> 01:30:18,602 Help me! 1563 01:30:18,603 --> 01:30:20,822 Please. Please, cousin. 1564 01:30:38,579 --> 01:30:39,580 Say it. 1565 01:30:40,407 --> 01:30:41,539 What? 1566 01:30:42,235 --> 01:30:43,454 Say I'm the boss. 1567 01:30:47,327 --> 01:30:48,849 Never! 1568 01:30:48,850 --> 01:30:51,765 Then, as the boss, I'm gonna have to let you go. 1569 01:30:53,594 --> 01:30:55,030 I've always wanted to say that. 1570 01:30:58,425 --> 01:31:00,558 You can't do it, can you? 1571 01:31:03,386 --> 01:31:05,824 Hey. Hey, stop! No! 1572 01:31:06,564 --> 01:31:07,695 No! 1573 01:31:51,609 --> 01:31:55,742 Okay. Introducing the newest Balbano rose. 1574 01:31:55,743 --> 01:31:58,005 It's called Little Pinky. 1575 01:31:58,006 --> 01:31:59,703 - Salute. - Salute. 1576 01:31:59,704 --> 01:32:01,009 Whoo-hoo! 1577 01:32:05,623 --> 01:32:07,580 That is crisp. 1578 01:32:07,581 --> 01:32:08,755 You know, this Balbano wine's 1579 01:32:08,756 --> 01:32:10,845 gonna get me into some serious trouble. 1580 01:32:11,585 --> 01:32:13,020 Blackout Jenny is coming. 1581 01:32:13,021 --> 01:32:14,761 All right, all right, sweetie, you should get going. 1582 01:32:14,762 --> 01:32:16,111 Heard you got shot. 1583 01:32:16,764 --> 01:32:18,070 Yeah, I got shot, too. 1584 01:32:19,114 --> 01:32:22,378 - I got, like, five stitches. - Oh. 1585 01:32:23,641 --> 01:32:24,641 How about you? 1586 01:32:25,817 --> 01:32:27,034 Twenty-seven stitches. 1587 01:32:27,035 --> 01:32:29,167 And they left the bullet in my spleen. 1588 01:32:29,168 --> 01:32:32,213 - You wanna touch it? - No. Put it away. 1589 01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:33,346 Oh. 1590 01:32:34,956 --> 01:32:37,132 - I wanna touch it. - Mmm. 1591 01:32:38,699 --> 01:32:40,047 Now, come. Show me around. 1592 01:32:40,048 --> 01:32:43,529 You know, I never realized what a badass you are. 1593 01:32:43,530 --> 01:32:46,185 You know, neither did I. 1594 01:32:49,014 --> 01:32:51,799 Domenick, there's something I need to tell you. 1595 01:32:53,758 --> 01:32:56,411 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1596 01:32:56,412 --> 01:32:59,719 Are you okay? I know it's a lot to take in. 1597 01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,026 I was just held hostage... 1598 01:33:02,027 --> 01:33:04,332 at gunpoint. 1599 01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:06,291 Divorce is fine. Yeah. 1600 01:33:06,292 --> 01:33:08,380 Come here. I hate saying goodbye to you. 1601 01:33:08,381 --> 01:33:09,555 I'm gonna miss you. 1602 01:33:09,556 --> 01:33:11,384 Yeah, but I'll see you next week, Mom. 1603 01:33:11,863 --> 01:33:13,298 Uh, yeah. 1604 01:33:13,299 --> 01:33:15,475 - Love you. - Actually, um... 1605 01:33:17,608 --> 01:33:20,175 I've been thinking about it, and... 1606 01:33:21,655 --> 01:33:23,830 - I'm gonna stay here. - Seriously? 1607 01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,919 Yeah. Balbano Wine's really taking off. 1608 01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,834 And for the first time in my life, 1609 01:33:27,835 --> 01:33:29,531 I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. 1610 01:33:29,532 --> 01:33:31,098 Yeah, but are you sure it's safe here? 1611 01:33:31,099 --> 01:33:34,362 Aren't there a lot of people who, like, wanna hurt you? 1612 01:33:34,363 --> 01:33:36,147 No, that's not a problem any more. 1613 01:33:37,976 --> 01:33:39,194 Hey, Mammone. 1614 01:33:45,592 --> 01:33:48,334 "Don't fuck with me or you're next." 1615 01:33:57,865 --> 01:33:58,953 Fabrizio. 1616 01:34:04,480 --> 01:34:06,307 But you're not like, 1617 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:07,396 you know... 1618 01:34:08,267 --> 01:34:09,747 in the Mafia, right? 1619 01:34:10,878 --> 01:34:13,141 I make wine. That's all. 1620 01:34:14,534 --> 01:34:16,056 - A vintner? - Yeah. 1621 01:34:16,057 --> 01:34:17,362 I wanna stay here 1622 01:34:17,363 --> 01:34:18,886 - and be a vintner with you. - No. 1623 01:34:20,758 --> 01:34:22,673 Call me. 1624 01:34:31,246 --> 01:34:33,334 Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you. 1625 01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:34,989 Grazie, Donna Balbano. 1626 01:34:45,565 --> 01:34:46,739 Oh, shit. 1627 01:34:46,740 --> 01:34:49,047 Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait. 1628 01:34:51,397 --> 01:34:53,224 I made you some trail mix for the flight. 1629 01:34:53,225 --> 01:34:54,747 And don't forget to put on your sweater, okay. 1630 01:34:54,748 --> 01:34:55,868 It gets chilly on the plane. 1631 01:34:57,011 --> 01:34:58,796 - I love you. - You, too. 112366