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Have you ever wondered what happened to
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Harry Pattern your favourite childhood Idol?
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Yes that's me.
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I played in a few other films like
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Averages
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A Hard Die remake.
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Or John Wig.
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Hollywood asked me to be in a reboot but
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I'm old and audiences is need young
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energetic actors to play the lead not a
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bum like me.
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Recently I lost my wand.
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So I use anything I can find to create magic.
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Well let's try this pen
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I need to take a break from acting
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for many years I followed each story
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every single script and nobody asked me
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"Hey Harry do you have any stories to tell?"
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Nope no one asked me that
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I didn't have a chance to tell my
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stories to express what was in my mind.
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So I started to write.
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And I write a lot.
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Jessie?
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Hey, you must be Drew
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You want sit down?
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Thank you.
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Lie.
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At Graceland.
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At Graceland I look like I was
the world's youngest elves fan oh
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Cheers to that.
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Cheers.
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Hmm.
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So Emerson said you go to a lot of
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concerts who's your favourite band?
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All time or like right now?
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Right now. Maybe "Wolf pack"
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I love them.
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Yeah? I just I just saw them when I
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was visiting friends in New York.
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No way where?
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Prospect Park
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I was at that show.
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What or the first or second night?
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Uh...
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it was it the one where the girl
ran up on stage and she changed.
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Insecurity tackled her oh my God yes.
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Yeah.
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That was insane.
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So we go and ring the doorbell her
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parents let us in out of the pouring rain
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and then my brother sees a picture on
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the mantle with the little girl in it
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No.
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And he goes
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that's her that's the girl we picked up
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And then the wife the she starts sobbing
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uncontrollably
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the husband he the husband says she died
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15 years ago
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then he takes his hand and puts it on my shoulder
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and he says this happens every year since
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Oh my God.
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On the day she died.
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I have chills
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look I feel like Goosebumps.
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You feel cold?
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Here let me hear my sweater
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what what the shirt
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laundry day my orgasm donor shirts in the wash.
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So can I do this yet?
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Definitely I had such a good time.
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Same.
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Do me to walk you to car?
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Oh... I am okay thanks.
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Jesse.
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Oh my God.
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Okay that's hilarious.
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I told you it was in the wash
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Oh...
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I thought was gonna be late.
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No it just got here.
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I can't believe you're wearing the shirt.
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I thing I love this shirt.
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I don't want to go home yet I'm having such a good time.
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Well I can eat I saw a dinner on the way over here you
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want to follow me
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take a lift
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Today have hash browns or home fries
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hash browns they look disgusting this
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whole place looks disgusting and the
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French toast is 19 dollars.
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What?
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Actually
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I have eggs at my place
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can I make you an omelette
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I don't know
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do you have home fries.
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Drew?
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Hey I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast
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can I borrow your shirt?
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Yeah top drawer
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Wieners.
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Master.
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Baiter.
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Morning wood.
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Oh my God.
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I put the art in fart.
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What the ffff...?
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You found one?
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Jesse?
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I forgot everything at work I gotta go
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Every single one
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not even a plain white tea? I thought I
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found one and then I unfolded it and
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there were cartoon pubes drawn on the
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bottom. That's pretty funny.
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That’s not funny. It's insane.
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Why don't you just ask him about it?
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I panicked I just left.
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Are you sure this isn't another
classic Jessie move where
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you you know find the flaw in an
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otherwise perfect guy? he had at least at
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least four shirts with the word suck on them.
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Okay I'm just saying you did dump a guy
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once because he wore cufflinks? they're
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strangely formal it's like wrist
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hearings
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didn't you say he was an ER doctor who
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helped uninsured children? yeah and after
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your first date you said you had never
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felt so close to another person so
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quickly.
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You said that.
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and
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wolf pack
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ugh... I know.
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Wolf pack.
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maybe you're right
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just go talk to the guy
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I'm glad you called.
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I'm excited to finally be able to cook for you.
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Can I talk to you about something?
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Yeah what's up
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With all these dirty joke shirts?
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It's all you wear.
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yeah they're hilarious
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are they?
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I don't know
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I spend my day in Scrub's operating on
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kids
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sometimes I have to tell their parents
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they didn't make it
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it's a lot
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so when I get a chance to wear some
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street clothes I guess I like to have a
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little fun with it
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Oh..
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that's actually so so sweet
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I'm an asshole.
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I'm glad we talked about this.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Bon appetite.
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Uh...
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I can't do this.
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Each day seems to be the same I wake up
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I drink some mushroom coffee and I go
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for a walk
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The only difference is that each day a
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different dog barks at me
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But I want to be remembered
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as a good guy
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hmm
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I need to think about it
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Meanwhile let's finish this story
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Good evening do you have a reservation?
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Hi uh... forgive me bad habits.
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Don't worry happens so do you have reservation?
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Yeah table
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for two name should be under a Robinson
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Robinson
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ah Mr Robinson follow me great hope you'll
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enjoy your meal with us? yeah thank you
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um I needed this actually had a week
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from hell. oh why what happened? well I
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plunged through an exam this morning.
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Congrats what do you study first year
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philosophy..UFT
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No way, I think my parents let me apply to philosophy.
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Yeah yeah my parents gave
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me a lot of Brief too you just have to
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commit to doing a fuck ton of readings
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yeah they say it's a dead end for my
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career but I guess they're right but
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it's a passion exactly exactly that's
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what I told my folks
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So...
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what brings you here nice hot Friday
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night date?
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Hot
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um... I don't know about that just yet it's
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a blind one
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Oh...
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Hi Gareth.
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Hi uh... Stephanie?
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That's me
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great hi
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Hi
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Um... oh
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Awesome.
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Okay, great thank you.
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So can I start you two off with anything
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to drink?
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I would like osahi... Just a
glass of water its fine, thank you.
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so Gareth
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yeah uh Stephanie tell me about yourself.
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I study first year UFT
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I oh great I go to UFT as well
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uhuh...
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um... philosophy
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first year two uh
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just like you
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So Gareth
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Water for you.
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and osahi for Aristotle I'm actually
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more of an Epicurus oh
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Sorry what's the Language would you speaking?
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Philosophy jinx
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Can I order it please?
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What will you be having?
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I haven't decided yet
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I'm ready I'll have the spicy tuna and
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dragon rolls please
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just the edamame and an avocado roll please
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Vegetarian? Yes.
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And no Wasabi either that comes on the
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side
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Great.
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And no Ginger either
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I'm not so spicy that also comes on the
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side
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hope you love birds enjoy your meal?
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so Garrett yeah
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um
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I see you're a vegetarian
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yes I care about living creatures and I
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care about our ecosystem and I care
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about the planets and ouch Gareth
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I'm so sorry
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what's the matter?
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You're asking what's the matter?
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That fish died for you is what's the
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fucking matter
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well fish are my friends but so is a
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chicken
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I'm sorry it was it was just a joke
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Oh...
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All you men have no fucking manners.
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Hey I'm sorry it's it's just my ADHD
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well then my OCD and view of today's
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society just aren't compatible whether
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we're sitting next to each other on a
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bus or having a hot anal sex in my
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apartment
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Huh.
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so last night not go too good? no it did
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not go so good so well
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corrected myself there I noticed you saw
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right
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yeah yeah
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so is this round number two? yeah
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so how is convincing your parents to let
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you apply philosophy going? good news I
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convinced them amazing you should apply
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to U of T I plan to you know
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we should celebrate sometime? yeah I'm
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down
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so is this guy
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howdy you must be good. hi Alexandra?
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Nice to meet you
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so I take your orders sir?
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I'll have the tempura shrimp and an
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order of the teriyaki beef
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Fine.
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Of course Thanks girl.
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So Gareth
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Alexandra
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I heard you study philosophy.
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What got you hooked?
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The
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this might sound a little bit weird but
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when I was in kindergarten I was
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diagnosed with ADHD it's made me think
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and feel differently from the other kids
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in my grade this inspired me to sort of
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figure out why the world made me this
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way
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one of the benefits of having ADHD other
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than being really hyper is that you get
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fixated on these things
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small things I got fixed on reading
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books different books about different
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people's views on the world and it sort
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of made me realise like Jim Morrison
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would say that I was
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thrown into the world this way which
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made it my destiny to be a philosopher
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what about you Alex?
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what do you study? I'm sorry if I'm overwhelming you too
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much no
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um this kind of Energies
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Hot.
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I go to York for psych
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I guess to why I chose a screw path
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that's because you only needed to see in
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high school to get in but I'm in a
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sorority so that's kind of memories
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah cool
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so
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Have you decided on dinner yet by any
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chance?
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Oh yeah...
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oh hi but you're gonna have to change
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your order? hey
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oh
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got you there
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um
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I'll
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happily change my order
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Oh...
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I came here for all right
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all right
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Oh… Let’s come... in this Laboratory...
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Opss...
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don't worry I don't fight
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What?
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What you want clock walker?
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I am sorry we are closing.
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Let’s me swap.
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I told you were...
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so sorry
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I'll leave you to be
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oh hey sport do you uh do you have a
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reservation?
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Yeah a table for two
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could be under Robinson
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oh yes yes Mr Robinson come with me your
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date's right over here great go get him
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tiger
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and uh have that big dick energy yeah
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wow hi scary
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Roxanne? Yeah. That’s me.
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Hi nice to meet you
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nice to meet you
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um… ops...
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My chair is there.
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Um...
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oh thanks
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so yeah tell me about yourself? I'd love
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to
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Sorry if I just cut you off with my ADHD
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I actually have ADHD too. really? yeah oh
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well this was meant to be I heard you
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study psychology? philosophy yeah yes
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I've actually recently gotten into human emotions,
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Understanding certain types of people in general
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How they feel, their likes,
their dislikes their wants
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their goals, desires
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I'm film major, York University
in the fine arts department
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and I know what you're thinking life
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choices but I feel like it's going to
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help me in how I direct my actors as a
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whole yeah cool
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really? yeah thank you you're so sweet
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you're sweet thank you thank you what's
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your favourite movie? mom will be Mother
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by Darren Aronofsky?
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Sorry I yeah don't be I understand why
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you wouldn't like Aronofsky's work
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yeah I'm really sorry but um
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I can't do this
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do what?
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Oh watch Requiem for a Dream
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oh my God I'm so bad for dinner can you
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just listen to me for a second?
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I'm sorry for yelling I'm sorry for
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making a mess I'm fine I am
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I yell and I spill drinks all the
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fucking time I just don't think this is
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gonna work
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you seem lovely but
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so what's wrong? no no it's nothing that
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you did it's totally completely me at
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I'm really sorry
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I hope you have a great
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meal.
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Hey.
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Hey
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no it's just stupid a flammable dildo?
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Children are probably going to watch
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this
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noooo... I need to write something else
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when you hear anorexic I know what you
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think young girl teens maybe early 20s
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definitely Rich parents that beg her to
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eat dinner and when she won't they cry
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and group hug and check her into a posh
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rehab where she meets other Rich Young
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equally dark and quirky people and they
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do shit like goat yoga and Equine
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Therapy all fucking day then she
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Instagrams her thigh gap and hashtags it
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with things like size double zero skinny
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fat Anna Mia thinspo ugly and self-hate
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maybe in a lifetime movie none of that's
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me
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Okay maybe the Instagram thing only when
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I need reassurance but otherwise not me
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your grateful narrator is definitely not
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rich
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in fact I'm super late on my rent right
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now which is really pathetic because I
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just live in a shitty room I found on
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Craigslist in this house owned by a
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creepy old dude who looks like he wants
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to rape me or eat me with a glass of
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Chianti
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I know what you're thinking
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she doesn't look anorexic she's way too
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fucking fat
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well I'm in recovery asshole so how
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about a little support
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but I am a starving artist ah pun
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intended
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so it's totally acceptable to be poor
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and spottily employed at 24 25.
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Okay 26 to 36 it's probably a good thing
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I've had to struggle so much you know it
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makes me a richer actor builds character
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it's going to happen for me soon though
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I know it
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I'm a very positive optimistic person
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and I'm not one of those actresses who's
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never done anything
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I was just on three episodes of a
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relatively successful web series
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it sucks because I'm five foot eight and
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a quarter so my weight never sounds
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skinny no matter what my best weight was
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106 which was really an accomplishment
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but unfortunately it doesn't sound very
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dramatic everybody flipped when the
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Olsen twins got down to like 80 pounds
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but they're wet maybe five feet tall and
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it's five pounds for every inch so
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comparatively I'd be equivalent to their
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80 pound alleged skinniness at 120
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pounds so unfair why am I weighing
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myself if I'm supposed to be in recovery
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of course I weigh myself every day how
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else are you supposed to know how you're
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going to feel about yourself that day
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totally kidding I know my value is not a
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number on the scale blah blah
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mother fucking blah
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so anyway not to worry your big boned
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narrator has got her shit together
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oh that's Mandy she wanted to walk with
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me today
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should I wait?
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Oh she'll catch up. So Mandy and our
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other friend Shelly and me were all best
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friends in high school but they were the
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popular cheerleaders National Honor
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Society life at the parties I was the
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third wheel who always got a little too
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drunk at the parties and everything that
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came with that
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they were supposed to have peaked in
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high school I believed those after
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school specials that told me things
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would get better after high school when
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I could be my real self
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but everything keeps working out for
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them
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Fuck. Maybe I'm the one who peaked in
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high school nope nope no more feeling
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sorry for myself I promise
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oh I already ate
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Lizzy you look great which obviously
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means I look fat I guess I don't really
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worry about it anymore
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380 maybe 400 calories in a slice
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200 for half wine 140 calories of glass
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there's vodka in my room 65 calories a shot
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You are so lucky to be single
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you don't have someone checking on you
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every five minutes yeah renting a room
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from creepy Chianti Craigslist's guys way better.
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So. Have you gotten a job yet?
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I know you're still doing the acting thing
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but I mean like a job job
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I'm sorry did I order judgment on my pizza?
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Yeah I have a lot of leads
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tell me about you
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what's it like being a mom just get past
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the pizza be stronger than the pizza
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another glass of wine is better it's in
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vodka if I need it
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not gonna lie
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but it is just
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so 400 plus one of the most amazing 270
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or 280 plus BMR of about 13.50 so 2150
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burned so
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um have you been on Instagram today?
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No.
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Why?
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Okay
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I'm gonna tell you something but I don't
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want you to go on one of your downward
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spirals
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then maybe you shouldn't say it like
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that
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Shelley booked a series regular on TV.
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No fucking way. Wow.
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you both have been doing this a really
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long time so you know how hard that is
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or that entitled lucky ass bitch can go fuck herself.
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Of course of course
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of course doesn't that give you some
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sort of Hope
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you guys have the same agent right
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Yes we have the same fucking agent.
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Why would he get Shelly that audition
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and not me?
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She's not fucking cankles
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he probably wants to fuck her
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or he wants to fuck with my head
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of course he's still mad at
me from what
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I know showed that one audition that was
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totally not my fault
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he's a psychological ninja gaslighting
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narcissistic motherfucker. Elizabeth
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you're bloated struggling narrator is
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sick of everybody emotionally
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waterboarding her
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You might think I'm crazy for riding
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alone at 2:30 in the morning but I'm not
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what else am I supposed to do
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I'm not one of those people that says
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I'll start tomorrow
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that's how 70 percent of Americans got
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to be overweight or obese
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I know I'm not worried about anybody
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attacking me or anything I'm so fat and
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gross right now nobody's gonna try to
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rape me
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right now you're probably thinking I
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look like a hopeless whiny pitiful mess
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maybe you can't stand me right now maybe
566
00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,666
you're like can she fucking shut up.
567
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,624
I get it
568
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,249
I completely fucking agree
569
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,916
you're worthless fat ass narrator knows
570
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,583
exactly how shitty of a person she is
571
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:14,416
You know how some time you
have one bite and you just can't stop
572
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,666
I guess that's kind of what happened
573
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,666
last night
574
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,249
but don't worry you're self-deprecating
575
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,874
narrator has got it totally under
576
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,874
control
577
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,374
I just need to outrun my fuck up just
578
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,791
not eat today then I will be healthy and
579
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,416
optimistic and positive and shit.
580
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,624
I will
581
00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,458
I'll I'll start tomorrow
582
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,499
Yeah...
583
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:11,041
Lord Voldemort on the toilet that could work
584
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,666
but how am I going to hide his nose?
585
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,749
Also he needs to be shaved
586
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,833
anyway
587
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,666
Uh...
588
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,499
that was something
589
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,999
I didn't know I could write so many
590
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,999
stories in less than an hour it has the
591
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,291
potential to be a nice
592
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,458
pattern the brain not only receives
593
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,083
information but also interprets and
594
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:41,624
patterns it I can tell I'm pleased with
595
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,791
myself
596
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:46,458
oh shit. I knew I should have drunk five
597
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,499
mushroom coffees in her own time will
598
00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,458
not slow down when something unpleasant
599
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,833
lies at the bottom of your stomach.
600
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:58,791
I'll finish the other characters some other time.
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