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♪ Sugar ♪
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♪ Honey, honey ♪
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(bike bell ringing)
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♪ You are my candy, girl ♪
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♪ You got me wanting you ♪
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♪ When I kissed you, girl ♪
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♪ I knew how sweet a kiss could be ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Just like the summer sunshine ♪
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♪ Pour your sweet love over me ♪
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(man vocalizing)
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♪ Sugar ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Honey, honey ♪
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- Mr. Weatherbee, we're late.
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- One moment, Ms. Grundy.
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Can't you see I'm helping.
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♪ You got me wanting you ♪
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Perfect.
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♪ I got to say ♪
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♪ Sugar, yeah ♪
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- Mr. Weatherbee, it's Veronica Lodge.
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♪ Honey, honey ♪
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No, it's not a bad connection.
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I'm calling from Paris.
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Paris.
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Paris, Mr. Weatherbee.
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You know the one in France?
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France, Mr. Weatherbee.
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It doesn't matter where I am.
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I'm calling about the reunion.
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Will Archie be there?
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Archie Andrews.
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Of course, I'll hold.
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(bell ringing)
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- Well, that's the last bell
we'll hear for two months.
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Everyone have a wonderful summer.
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Gonna miss you.
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Play hard.
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Try and remember Ms. Cooper.
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- [Robert] Hey.
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- Honey, you're early.
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- Okay, the gas tank is
full, suitcases are packed,
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and if you'll drive,
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I'll get all my paperwork outta the way.
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Well, almost all of it.
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- I can't wait for you to meet everyone.
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- Especially Archie.
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I know it's insecure, but I
just don't like old boyfriends.
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- Well, Archie's not an old boyfriend.
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He's,
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it's hard to explain.
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- He is?
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Wonderful.
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Thank you, Mr. Weatherbee.
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Smithers, were you ever tempted
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to go back to your first love?
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- No, madame, but only
because I married her.
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- Most of us weren't that smart.
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Book me on the first Concord to Riverdale.
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- I don't believe the Concord
flies to Riverdale, madame.
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- We'll have to talk to Daddy about that.
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- Yes, madame.
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- I love it.
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- New job, new look.
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Oh, don't wear it to the reunion, hun.
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Save it for Monday.
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You ready for city life?
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- (sighs) Four long days
and one little trial,
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then it's goodbye Riverdale,
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hello, two bedroom, two
bath with park view.
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Can't wait.
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- I categorize the boxes for you.
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Green stickers get moved,
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and orange stickers goes
straight to the Salvation Army.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
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Thanks.
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(door clicks)
(dog barking)
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Honey, honey, my varsity jacket.
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No, I, I, I love this jacket.
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And my mother's toaster.
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No, look, look, Pam, Pam,
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we, we gotta keep this,
this is a collector's item.
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- It started a fire.
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- A small fire.
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And all my belts.
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Gee, can't we just
throw out the ugly ones?
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- Belts are utilitarian,
suspenders are statement,
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everyone at Gibson Cratchit
Law wears suspenders.
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- You don't.
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(Pam giggles)
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Look, soon dum, dum, dum.
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(children laughing)
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(car door clicks)
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You sure you don't wanna
stay for the reunion?
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- It's you they wanna see.
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I'd just in there nodding and smiling.
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You wanna know what I found
out at my high school reunion?
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- What?
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- Absolutely nothing.
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I'll keep the apartment warm for you.
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(car door bangs)
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- I'll miss you.
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Till Monday.
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- And?
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- And I'll call three times a day.
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- And?
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- Gibson, Cratchit, and Andrews.
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- You just wait.
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(car engine revving)
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(car engine roaring)
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- I'm gonna keep this jacket.
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Huh, ah, oh, Moose, Moose,
now just take it easy.
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- Archie's all alignment today.
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(bones cracking)
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He must be nervous about
seeing Betty and Veronica.
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- Not when he's got getting
married to be nervous about.
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- You know, I hate when guys
complain about getting married.
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- Me too.
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- Then they complain about being married
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and about their kids
and about their divorce.
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- [Moose] Which they could have avoided
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if they didn't complain
in the first place.
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- Well, I'm sure Veronica
barely remembers me.
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And Betty, well, Betty's
still looking for someone
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as sweet as she is.
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Of course, nobody is.
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- You know, Archie always had
a soft spot for those two.
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- I guess nothing changes.
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- (groaning) Well, that's
where you're wrong, Moose.
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See, some things do change.
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(Archie groaning)
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(bones cracking)
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- [Jughead] It's not so much the world
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that's bothering me today,
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although it's rotting as we speak.
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It's my personal life.
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Never play poker with your wife.
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- Because it could encourage
competition over communication.
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- Because she could win.
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My ex-wife beat me every time.
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It wasn't a marriage.
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No, it was a six year hand
and I was out bluffed.
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- Hmm.
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- Yeah, now she's getting remarried,
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and I get Jordan, I
love him, but he's wild.
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Lack of a strong father figure, I guess.
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Not that I missed a single weekend,
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and I know he loves me too intellectually,
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but we don't have a real relationship.
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I'm scared stiff.
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(phone buzzes)
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- [Secretary] Sorry, doctor.
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But there's a Mr. Weatherbee on the line
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demanding to know if someone named Jughead
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is coming to a reunion.
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- Uh, tell Mr. Weatherbee I'll be there.
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Well, I'm sorry, our time's up for today.
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Oh, was there something
you wanted to discuss?
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- No, Doc.
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Hearing your problems always
makes my life seem much better.
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- Well, I didn't go to
medical school for nothing.
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Okay.
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Huh.
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(traffic humming)
(birds chirping)
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So what should we talk about?
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- [Jordan] I don't know, Dad.
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(group chattering)
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- We've got to get our
interpersonal communication going.
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Pick a topic, anything.
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- I don't know, Dad.
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- Aren't there certain like,
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questions you'd like to ask me maybe?
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And don't say, I don't know, Dad.
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- What you holding?
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- Oh, me.
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Well, I, I've got three aces.
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- Full house.
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- Uh, uh, good, good for you.
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(upbeat music)
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- Linda.
- Yeah.
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(hands clapping)
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♪ Da-da-da ♪
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- Pig John, meal break.
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♪ Da-na ♪
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(door clicks)
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♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
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Yo, Geeky.
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Pig John and I are forming a metal band.
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You better get your autograph
while they're cheap.
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- And while we're still
giving them to geeks like you.
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- Yeah, I was in a band
before you guys even existed.
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But you do have one advantage.
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- And what's that?
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- Well, you see, we had to buy drums.
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Now you can just hit your heads
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to get that deep hollow sound.
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- Hmm.
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- You better try selling that stuff
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to somebody dumb enough to buy it.
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Oh, look at you in your suit.
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You can't wait to get out
of our little town, can you?
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- I can't wait to get out in the world.
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You know, rumor has it,
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lots of things are happening out there.
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- Archie, the only thing worth
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giving a hoot about happens in here.
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(Pop chuckling)
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- Oh, Pop.
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You know, Pops, these guys are eating you
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outta house and home.
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- And you guys didn't?
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What's good for the kids-
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- Is good for Pops.
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(plane engine humming)
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(plane engine roaring)
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It's the Concord.
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- (chuckles) Archie Andrews.
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You may think you're all wise
in the ways of the world,
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but everyone knows the Concord
doesn't fly to Riverdale.
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(Pop laughs)
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(traffic humming)
(car door bangs)
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- [Man] Yeah, I read that
in the paper actually.
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(birds chirping)
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(door clicks)
(bell ringing)
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- Hey, Arch, did I see you
in a Beamer the other day?
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- Yeah, my, my fiances.
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- Oh, I should have know.
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Hey, why don't you come on down
to Downtown Reggie's Motors?
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I'll fix you up in something flashy.
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You'll be making some bucks soon.
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Hey, I'll even finance you.
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- At 20%.
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- Hey, only a fool
gives money away, right?
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- Well, you're the one who'd
know about that, Reggie.
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- (chuckles) You betcha.
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(Reggie chuckles)
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- Archie, uh, Reggie and I
have some business to discuss.
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(bell ringing)
(door clicks)
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(birds chirping)
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(door bangs)
(bell rings)
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey, Archie.
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(girl laughing)
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- Hold on.
- Yeah.
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(girl grunts)
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(girl laughing)
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- Hold on, hold on.
- Yeah.
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(brooding music)
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- It's been some time since we spoke.
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- Miss me?
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- I find even the
slightest contact painful.
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(car engine roaring)
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(metal thuds)
(horn honking)
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My sixth driver this year.
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As our country decays
it becomes ever harder
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to find good help.
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- Yeah. I, I, I guess
they just don't realize
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how lucky they are to be
working for a man like you.
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- Are a mosquito, Archie,
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inconsequential, but capable
of a low, annoying buzz.
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You're a lightweight, a sim, a piece of-
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- Well-
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- White bread.
266
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:28,106
In the past, you were
unable to pollute Veronica
267
00:11:28,107 --> 00:11:29,635
with your mediocrity.
268
00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:31,087
I intend to keep it that way.
269
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:35,995
You will see her only as
necessitated by reunion functions.
270
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,855
You will not attempt to pursue her,
271
00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,479
to foist your charms on her.
272
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,396
- Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
273
00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:43,466
Look, I'm engaged.
274
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,985
Veronica's an old friend, I'm
looking forward to seeing her
275
00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:47,396
and that's it.
276
00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:49,711
Not that it's any of your business.
277
00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:51,356
(brakes squeaking)
278
00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:55,769
- Everything in Riverdale is my business.
279
00:11:57,436 --> 00:12:00,297
- Well, I'm glad we had this little chat.
280
00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,158
(car door clicks)
(birds chirping)
281
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:06,076
(dog barking)
282
00:12:06,077 --> 00:12:10,485
(limo engine roaring)
(tires screeching)
283
00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:11,794
- Okay, Dad.
284
00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:12,962
- What a town.
285
00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:15,902
(ball thuds)
286
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,486
(slow tempo playful music)
287
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:42,923
(door clicks)
(dog barking)
288
00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:52,027
Hey.
289
00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:54,537
How'd you get in here, kid?
290
00:12:55,502 --> 00:12:56,335
(gun whirring)
291
00:12:56,335 --> 00:12:57,297
(Archie gasps)
292
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,313
Why you.
293
00:12:58,314 --> 00:12:59,348
(playful music)
294
00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:00,182
You little.
295
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:02,023
Come here, you little hoodlum.
296
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:04,226
Oh, oh, if I get my hands on you.
297
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:05,227
Whoa.
298
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:06,927
- Hey.
299
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,903
(Archie grunting)
300
00:13:10,904 --> 00:13:11,737
- I got you now.
301
00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:13,630
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
302
00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:14,464
(Archie groans)
303
00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:15,777
(body thuds)
(playful music)
304
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:20,778
(Jordan chuckles)
(Archie groans)
305
00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:23,666
(upbeat music)
306
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,214
- Arch.
307
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:26,943
- Jughead.
308
00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:28,539
- Jughead?
309
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,985
(Archie chuckling)
310
00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:32,819
(Jughead laughing)
311
00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:33,819
- Come here you.
312
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,506
How are you?
313
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,426
- Say hello to your Uncle Archie.
314
00:13:38,427 --> 00:13:39,896
- He's not my uncle.
315
00:13:39,897 --> 00:13:42,806
- Oh, that's okay, just call me Archie.
316
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,131
- Super dumb name.
317
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,830
- Yeah, maybe.
318
00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:52,197
But it's not half as dumb as Jughead Jr.
319
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,198
- You call me that again and
something really bad'll happen.
320
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,127
- Whew.
321
00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:00,427
- Takes after his mom huh?
322
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:05,247
I tried to keep in touch.
323
00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:06,660
- Yeah, me too.
324
00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:09,278
- So, uh,
325
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,208
how are you?
326
00:14:14,847 --> 00:14:18,416
- Well, I'm not great at all.
327
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,736
I'm horrible, Arch.
328
00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:21,493
I'm really lonely.
329
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,456
- (chuckles) I'm sure
that's just temporary.
330
00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:24,476
- And I'm phobic.
331
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:27,956
I can't look at a woman
without seeing my ex-wife.
332
00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:29,064
- You'll get over that.
333
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,437
- And I'm a stranger to my
own son, who's actually,
334
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,716
he's not a bad kid as long
as you don't mind living
335
00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:36,418
through the really violent
outtakes of "The Exorcist".
336
00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,424
- You look good.
337
00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:41,924
(door clicks)
338
00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:45,861
(door bangs)
339
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,487
Veronica is kicking off the weekend
340
00:15:02,488 --> 00:15:04,886
with a luncheon tea
for all of her friends.
341
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,077
- You never drank tea in high school?
342
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:09,121
- I never drank anything in high school.
343
00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:15,720
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't plug that toaster in.
344
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,966
- Why?
345
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:18,957
- I'll handle this.
346
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:22,378
Jordan, do not plug in that toaster.
347
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,331
(Archie grunts)
348
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:25,453
(electricity hissing)
(Archie yelling)
349
00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:27,746
(birds chirping)
350
00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:30,806
I'm sure the burn marks
will wash off the ceiling.
351
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,191
- No problem.
352
00:15:33,957 --> 00:15:36,177
- Think maybe you should
put on another tie.
353
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,521
- Everything's packed.
354
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,227
- You know, there might
be just enough material
355
00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:44,311
to make a bow tie.
356
00:15:45,587 --> 00:15:46,587
- A?
357
00:15:50,729 --> 00:15:53,562
(classical music)
358
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:56,277
- Make sure there's a flower
arrange man on each table.
359
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:57,507
Keep the champagne fountain full.
360
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:58,617
Do you have enough ice?
361
00:15:58,618 --> 00:15:59,961
Great.
362
00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:01,846
(Veronica sighs)
363
00:16:01,847 --> 00:16:04,017
(Veronica gasps)
364
00:16:04,018 --> 00:16:05,070
Hi!
365
00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,738
(both laughing)
366
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,757
Look what you did with your hair.
367
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,051
- I cut it myself.
368
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:17,037
- Don't tell me you made that dress.
369
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:20,307
- Oh, this is just
something I got on sale.
370
00:16:20,308 --> 00:16:21,867
Where did you get yours?
371
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,777
- Oh, Armani, Versace.
372
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:26,128
I mean, who can keep track?
373
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:32,472
- [Man] You're looking forward to it.
374
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:33,930
(car door clicks)
375
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:34,931
- Coming?
376
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:36,938
Jughead.
377
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:39,777
- He gets like this.
378
00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:41,847
Dad, car's on fire.
379
00:16:41,848 --> 00:16:43,351
You'll be burned to a crisp.
380
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:48,957
Nuclear war, Dad, your
flesh is gonna melt off.
381
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,320
- What a cute little boy.
382
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,977
- I just remembered Big Ethel.
383
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:53,908
- Big what?
384
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,347
- Ethel had a crush on your father
385
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,447
and she wasn't terribly attractive.
386
00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:58,887
- The woman lurked behind every corner.
387
00:16:58,888 --> 00:17:00,032
She was relentless.
388
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,247
- Dad's afraid of women.
389
00:17:02,248 --> 00:17:03,717
- Mmm.
- Yeah, women sure.
390
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,847
Yeah women and Big Ethel.
391
00:17:05,848 --> 00:17:07,048
- Are you ready?
392
00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:08,049
Let's do it.
393
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:12,432
(car door bangs)
(upbeat jazz music)
394
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:13,438
- You got my card right?
395
00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:16,111
- Hey, Reg.
396
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,517
Ouch.
397
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,317
Neck looks way out of alignment.
398
00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:22,228
- You stay away from me, you big creep.
399
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:25,022
- So are we okay about Archie?
400
00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:28,160
- Ronnie, I'm in love with Robert.
401
00:17:28,161 --> 00:17:29,493
- Just checking.
402
00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:33,587
(gentle music)
403
00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,537
(water splashing)
404
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,188
- Jughead, I'm in trouble.
405
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,867
- Got any food back at your house?
406
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:48,028
- I got the prom tickets today.
407
00:17:48,029 --> 00:17:50,218
If I take Betty, Veronica will hate me
408
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,108
and never talk to me again.
409
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:55,288
If I take Veronica, Betty will be crushed.
410
00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,208
- And hate you and
never talk to you again.
411
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,092
- Jughead, help me come up
with a plan or something.
412
00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:02,049
- Let me think.
413
00:18:03,354 --> 00:18:04,354
Hmm.
414
00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:09,629
Got me, this one's a stumper.
415
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,917
(Archie sighs)
416
00:18:10,918 --> 00:18:14,248
Hey, if it's any consolation
15 years from now,
417
00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:16,472
this'll seem like a real minor problem.
418
00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:18,901
(gentle music)
419
00:18:18,902 --> 00:18:21,652
(birds chirping)
420
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:29,913
- Oh, my god.
- I know.
421
00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:37,141
- (chuckles) Long time.
422
00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:39,059
- Has it?
- It sure has.
423
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,099
(Betty giggles)
424
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,100
- Hi.
425
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:53,861
Hi.
426
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,440
Hi.
427
00:18:58,289 --> 00:18:59,289
Ronnie.
428
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,548
- Robert Miller.
429
00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:03,549
Call me Bob.
430
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:05,529
- Bob.
431
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:11,099
- Hi.
432
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,122
- [Betty] Jughead.
433
00:19:14,789 --> 00:19:16,495
- Waka, waka.
434
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:18,362
- And this is Jughead Junior.
435
00:19:19,763 --> 00:19:24,763
(foot thuds)
(Archie groans)
436
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,542
- Little rascal.
437
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,788
(upbeat music)
438
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:32,488
- The hot '80's thing was
spending a lot of time
439
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:33,928
you didn't have getting in shape.
440
00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:36,238
But for the '90's you'll
be spending a lot of money
441
00:19:36,239 --> 00:19:38,339
you don't have on luxury cars, you'll see.
442
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:41,109
- Excuse me.
443
00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:48,358
- Hi, Ms. Grundy.
444
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,188
You look even more beautiful than usual.
445
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,992
- Get your elbows off the table.
446
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,948
- Oh, Midge and I tried
practicing in the city,
447
00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:58,168
but it wasn't for us.
448
00:19:58,169 --> 00:20:00,448
The last straw was a parking ticket.
449
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,808
I go to court and I ask the
judge, why'd I get a ticket?
450
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:06,448
I've been parking there for three months.
451
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:08,049
The judge asked me, "If I read the sign?"
452
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:11,968
So I say, "The sign said fine for parking,
453
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:13,246
so I parked there."
454
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:19,663
(Robert chuckles)
455
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:23,980
- Hi.
456
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,310
Hi.
457
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,479
- There you are.
- Hey, Jug.
458
00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:37,468
- So writing didn't work out,
459
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:40,319
and I moved to Midvale and
started teaching second grade.
460
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:44,582
The pay is not great, but the kids are.
461
00:20:45,569 --> 00:20:47,619
I can't wait until I start having my own.
462
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,492
- We're in negotiation on that.
463
00:20:52,829 --> 00:20:54,213
- Hi.
- Hi.
464
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:59,848
- So how do I look?
465
00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:01,169
- You want a professional opinion?
466
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,202
- Sure.
467
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:03,269
- You look terrific.
468
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:05,082
That'll be $120.
469
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:05,915
(Reggie chuckles)
470
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,968
- I've been taking care of
business for daddy overseas,
471
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:10,469
trying to learn the languages.
472
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,049
Enough about me.
473
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,788
What have you been doing?
474
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:18,392
- Oh, not much until Monday morning.
475
00:21:18,393 --> 00:21:21,299
Then I'm finally kissing
this town goodbye.
476
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,230
- Really?
477
00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:23,519
- Yeah, next, next week,
478
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,768
I'll be working for the
biggest law firm in the city.
479
00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:27,872
And I'm moving in with my fiance.
480
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,273
- Your fiance.
481
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,419
(glass clanging)
(group chattering)
482
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,892
- Ms. Grundy, a toast.
483
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,788
- I consider you all living proof
484
00:21:44,789 --> 00:21:47,552
that common sense can be pounded
into young people's heads.
485
00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:48,386
(group laughing)
486
00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:49,436
- I'll drink to that.
487
00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:55,503
- I have so much planned,
picnics, field trips, a concert.
488
00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:57,424
(Veronica laughing)
489
00:21:57,425 --> 00:21:59,399
That's right, a concert.
490
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,379
At the party Sunday night
491
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:06,380
we're having the greatest band
in Riverdale High history.
492
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:07,749
The Archies.
493
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,569
(group gasping)
494
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:10,876
- Did you know about this?
- I didn't know.
495
00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:11,711
- [Archie] Ronnie.
496
00:22:11,712 --> 00:22:14,033
- You're Moose's son, aren't you?
497
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,723
He certainly is.
498
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:20,770
- I'm Jordan.
499
00:22:21,989 --> 00:22:23,099
- Max.
500
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,423
- I'll let you two bond.
501
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,709
- Betcha I can think of worse things
502
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,183
to do to Archie than you can.
503
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,903
- Cool.
504
00:22:32,904 --> 00:22:35,822
(group chattering)
505
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,339
- What a place right?
506
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,362
- Always has been.
507
00:22:39,363 --> 00:22:40,919
- What a hostess.
508
00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:42,299
Reminds me of this hot little number
509
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,339
I picked up in a museum.
510
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:47,047
It was before I met Betty of course.
511
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:47,881
- Of course.
512
00:22:47,882 --> 00:22:49,265
- Hey, don't give me wrong,
513
00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:51,239
Betty's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
514
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,189
We're even talking about getting married.
515
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,173
But you know how it is.
516
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,623
- How exactly is it, Bob?
517
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,779
- It's kinda hard for a guy like me
518
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,530
to think about getting married
without getting nervous.
519
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:10,619
- You should have heard
this Robert call me Bob Guy.
520
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,299
Gotta talk to Betty.
521
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,249
- Compensational denial, Arch.
522
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,733
It's not just Betty's
welfare you're worried about.
523
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,669
- Uncle Archie.
- Yeah.
524
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:21,963
- Can Max sleep over?
525
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,679
- We'll have a pajama party from hell.
526
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,759
- That means yes.
527
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,169
- I'll go tell my dad.
528
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:29,939
- Now look if-
529
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,242
- Andrews you should have told me.
530
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:34,191
- Look at the resemblance.
531
00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:35,429
- Oh, no, no, no, he, he's not.
532
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:38,729
- Shame, Andrews, you didn't
even tell me you were married.
533
00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:40,871
- I'm not married, Mr. Weatherbee.
534
00:23:40,872 --> 00:23:42,150
(Ms. Grundy gasps)
535
00:23:42,151 --> 00:23:45,162
- Shame, Andrews, shame.
536
00:23:45,163 --> 00:23:47,745
(Archie sighs)
537
00:23:53,071 --> 00:23:54,036
- There you are, sir.
538
00:23:54,036 --> 00:23:55,036
Thank you.
539
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,876
(group chattering)
540
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,829
- Alone it last.
541
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:09,364
I never forgot you, Archie.
542
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,939
I can mend this for you.
543
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:12,773
- Oh.
544
00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:15,064
- Maybe later, maybe tonight?
545
00:24:16,171 --> 00:24:17,171
Then it's a date.
546
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:22,802
(gentle upbeat music)
547
00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:26,574
(ominous music)
548
00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:29,158
- [Staff] All right, take care.
549
00:24:34,145 --> 00:24:35,228
- Strike one.
550
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:40,140
- Jughead, Betty is crazy
glued at the hip to this guy.
551
00:24:40,141 --> 00:24:42,751
Now how can I get her alone?
552
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:45,270
- Hmm.
553
00:24:45,271 --> 00:24:47,009
- Archie, forget the blonde stuff.
554
00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:48,274
Veronica's the ticket.
555
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,080
- [Jughead] Archie, if
you wanna be with Betty,
556
00:24:52,081 --> 00:24:53,609
maybe Jordy and I should take Robert
557
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,204
on a little tour of Riverdale.
558
00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:01,590
- That was a dirty trick.
559
00:25:01,591 --> 00:25:04,355
- It's the only way I could
get you away from Robert.
560
00:25:04,356 --> 00:25:08,160
- I don't wanna be away from Robert.
561
00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:10,923
- So where'd you meet him?
562
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,813
- In a museum.
563
00:25:13,856 --> 00:25:15,540
- A museum?
564
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:16,680
- Yes, Archie, a museum.
565
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,660
Is there something wrong with that?
566
00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:20,009
- No, no, of course not.
567
00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:21,993
What could possibly be wrong with that?
568
00:25:23,131 --> 00:25:24,959
- I was staring at a Picasso
569
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,144
and I looked up and
Robert was staring at me.
570
00:25:29,641 --> 00:25:30,996
Finally, he came over and asked me,
571
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,570
"What was I doing for
the rest of my life?"
572
00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:34,571
- He didn't.
573
00:25:35,461 --> 00:25:36,461
- He did.
574
00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:39,334
Archie, what's the problem?
575
00:25:40,261 --> 00:25:41,261
- Robert.
576
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,380
He pushes you around.
577
00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:45,180
He's, he's two-faced.
578
00:25:45,181 --> 00:25:47,883
For God's sakes, Betty, he's an MBA.
579
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,424
- And your suit looks just like his.
580
00:25:53,491 --> 00:25:56,640
Are you angry I'm dating someone like you?
581
00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,770
- Like me, like, like me.
582
00:25:58,771 --> 00:26:02,670
Gee, Betty, I think you're
judging his book by its cover.
583
00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:05,554
And if I were you, I'd
catch up on my reading.
584
00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:09,124
- Here, my latest story.
585
00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:12,600
- I didn't know you wanted to be a writer.
586
00:26:12,601 --> 00:26:16,322
- I wanna be both, a writer and a teacher.
587
00:26:16,323 --> 00:26:17,700
(Archie clears throat)
588
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,974
- It was a beautiful sunny
day for the Easter egg hunt.
589
00:26:22,411 --> 00:26:23,411
- Well?
590
00:26:24,481 --> 00:26:27,124
- It's, it's really sweet.
591
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:33,184
- That's what the
publishers say too sweet.
592
00:26:34,141 --> 00:26:36,503
But I'm not giving up,
I have something to say.
593
00:26:36,504 --> 00:26:40,410
I, I just don't know what it is yet.
594
00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:41,464
- Guess what I found?
595
00:26:43,324 --> 00:26:44,320
(Betty and Archie giggling)
596
00:26:44,321 --> 00:26:46,046
- Oh.
597
00:26:46,047 --> 00:26:47,047
Look at us.
598
00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:51,867
- God, how many times do we
sit right here in this booth?
599
00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:53,974
- Say, you remember the time
600
00:26:53,975 --> 00:26:56,191
that we helped Pops paint the store?
601
00:26:56,192 --> 00:26:57,025
- Yes.
602
00:26:57,026 --> 00:26:58,350
And when Mr. Weatherbee
caught us cutting class
603
00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,640
at the amusement park.
604
00:26:59,641 --> 00:27:00,541
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
605
00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:02,460
I talked him into going up on
the roller coaster with us.
606
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:03,839
He wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
607
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,036
(Betty giggles)
608
00:27:06,037 --> 00:27:08,619
(gentle music)
609
00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:11,511
- Remember the night of the storm.
610
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:14,831
- When we got stuck
611
00:27:16,749 --> 00:27:18,338
and we couldn't get home until morning
612
00:27:22,172 --> 00:27:23,794
and our parents thought that we.
613
00:27:26,252 --> 00:27:27,305
- But we didn't.
614
00:27:28,936 --> 00:27:29,936
- We did.
615
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:34,291
I can't believe that you don't remember.
616
00:27:34,292 --> 00:27:36,454
- Archie, I'm, I'm sure
I'd remember if we.
617
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:41,588
(Archie chuckles)
618
00:27:41,589 --> 00:27:45,121
(Betty chuckles)
619
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,122
Archie.
620
00:27:47,011 --> 00:27:48,754
- Oh boy, it was a long time ago.
621
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,957
- Look at the time.
622
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:02,940
- Hey babe, what do you say you-
623
00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,834
- Yeah, go cipher some gas, pal.
624
00:28:06,691 --> 00:28:07,691
- Please.
625
00:28:08,701 --> 00:28:09,930
You can't do this to me.
626
00:28:09,931 --> 00:28:11,225
Reggie, wait.
627
00:28:13,183 --> 00:28:14,401
(phone thuds)
628
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:15,235
- [Archie] Pops.
629
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:16,770
- Reggie's evicting me.
630
00:28:16,771 --> 00:28:20,141
He's expanding that, that thing.
631
00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:21,870
- Well, he can't do that.
632
00:28:21,871 --> 00:28:22,950
- Yes he can.
633
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,155
He owns the building.
634
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:31,800
(door clicks)
(bell ringing)
635
00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:32,801
- He can't do that.
636
00:28:36,602 --> 00:28:38,161
- [Jughead] I got lost.
637
00:28:38,162 --> 00:28:40,051
- Driving around your hometown?
638
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,541
- Oh, well see, Jughead has a notoriously
639
00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:44,014
bad sense of direction.
640
00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:48,485
- Get a compass.
641
00:28:49,611 --> 00:28:50,904
- Yeah, okay.
642
00:28:52,652 --> 00:28:55,145
Hey, was that teamwork or what?
643
00:28:55,981 --> 00:28:56,981
- I don't know.
644
00:29:00,182 --> 00:29:01,494
- Sure, I can do it.
645
00:29:01,495 --> 00:29:03,481
- Keep it together.
- Legal as an 18 year old.
646
00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:07,021
- Reggie, Reggie, Pops
kept that place for us.
647
00:29:07,022 --> 00:29:10,551
So we'd have a place to
eat, and talk, and grow up.
648
00:29:10,552 --> 00:29:11,529
- And we did.
649
00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:14,431
You grew up, I grew up,
and I'm kicking him out.
650
00:29:14,432 --> 00:29:16,141
Only you're still playing the patsy, Arch,
651
00:29:16,142 --> 00:29:17,881
just like high school.
652
00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:21,519
Giving everybody else the
breaks and not getting any.
653
00:29:22,407 --> 00:29:24,365
Look don't get me wrong.
654
00:29:25,442 --> 00:29:28,411
But if you wanna get the
finer things outta life,
655
00:29:28,412 --> 00:29:31,831
you gotta put this knee
jerk, goody goody act to bed.
656
00:29:31,832 --> 00:29:34,831
- Wrong, Reggie, I
changed, I changed plenty,
657
00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:37,051
but you, you just got worse.
658
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:39,001
- You're leaving, what do you care?
659
00:29:39,002 --> 00:29:40,351
- Because I have a heart.
660
00:29:40,352 --> 00:29:42,455
Don't you have any feelings?
661
00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:47,281
- Okay, I'll make you a deal.
662
00:29:47,282 --> 00:29:49,771
You ask Pop how much it's gonna cost him
663
00:29:49,772 --> 00:29:51,481
to set up a new place
664
00:29:51,482 --> 00:29:54,245
and I'll write him a
check for old time sake.
665
00:29:55,562 --> 00:30:00,562
- Reggie, you can't buy old
times or a clean conscience.
666
00:30:01,952 --> 00:30:03,347
- What can I say, I'm torture.
667
00:30:03,348 --> 00:30:08,348
- [Instructor] Out, side, up, and down.
668
00:30:14,422 --> 00:30:15,828
Good.
669
00:30:15,829 --> 00:30:17,744
Going.
- Sir, Reggie Mantle here.
670
00:30:17,745 --> 00:30:18,632
- [Instructor] Good.
671
00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:20,102
- Listen, sir, we're gonna
have a little problem
672
00:30:20,103 --> 00:30:21,935
with the health club expansion.
673
00:30:22,982 --> 00:30:25,176
I had to offer some moving expenses.
674
00:30:27,482 --> 00:30:29,821
Yes, sir, I know, I
understand it's your money.
675
00:30:29,822 --> 00:30:33,571
But you see, I'm under community pressure.
676
00:30:33,572 --> 00:30:35,072
- From whom?
677
00:30:35,073 --> 00:30:36,622
- [Reggie] Archie Andrews, sir.
678
00:30:39,602 --> 00:30:40,602
- Strike two.
679
00:30:42,191 --> 00:30:46,888
♪ Me wanting you ♪
680
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:49,719
♪ Honey ♪
681
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,668
♪ Ah, sugar, sugar ♪
682
00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:56,964
♪ You are my candy, girl ♪
683
00:30:56,965 --> 00:31:00,965
♪ And you've got me wanting you ♪
684
00:31:02,046 --> 00:31:02,878
- Well?
685
00:31:02,878 --> 00:31:03,711
♪ I just can't ♪
686
00:31:03,712 --> 00:31:05,494
- It's great.
687
00:31:05,495 --> 00:31:06,762
What is it?
688
00:31:06,763 --> 00:31:08,090
- It's me.
689
00:31:08,091 --> 00:31:09,091
Yeah, Jordy.
690
00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:12,707
♪ I just can't believe the wonder ♪
691
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:14,072
- [Jordan] It's okay.
692
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:14,905
♪ I just can't ♪
693
00:31:14,905 --> 00:31:15,788
- Hi guys.
694
00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:17,547
♪ It's true ♪
695
00:31:17,548 --> 00:31:19,364
- Can we go to bed now?
696
00:31:19,365 --> 00:31:20,700
- Oh yeah, sure.
697
00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:22,420
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
698
00:31:22,421 --> 00:31:25,171
(record hisses)
699
00:31:27,063 --> 00:31:29,821
That's the first time
he asked to go to bed.
700
00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:31,681
I guess it is kind of dated.
701
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,302
- You know, Jughead,
702
00:31:33,303 --> 00:31:37,442
something, something really
weird happened this afternoon.
703
00:31:37,443 --> 00:31:39,062
I was with Betty and-
704
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,522
- You found yourself
incredibly attracted to her.
705
00:31:41,523 --> 00:31:42,811
- How'd you know?
706
00:31:42,812 --> 00:31:45,422
- Well, it's a typical
regression construct.
707
00:31:45,423 --> 00:31:46,891
You'd feel the same way about Veronica,
708
00:31:46,892 --> 00:31:49,532
except she changed more than
Betty since high school.
709
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,881
But it's divergent thinking.
710
00:31:50,882 --> 00:31:52,771
It's irrelevant.
711
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:54,066
The past, Arch.
712
00:31:56,871 --> 00:32:00,553
- (chuckles) Well, we
were blissfully ignorant
713
00:32:01,743 --> 00:32:03,482
when we graduated.
714
00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:05,183
- God, I wish we hadn't done that.
715
00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:09,001
- You know, I spent my entire life
716
00:32:09,002 --> 00:32:09,872
trying to do what's right.
717
00:32:09,873 --> 00:32:11,402
You know what I ended up with?
718
00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:12,841
Zilch.
719
00:32:12,842 --> 00:32:14,971
Spent all my time trying to figure out
720
00:32:14,972 --> 00:32:18,212
which woman I really loved
and what love really was.
721
00:32:18,213 --> 00:32:20,402
And all I ever got for it
were a couple of letters
722
00:32:20,403 --> 00:32:22,453
from Betty and Veronica and then nothing.
723
00:32:23,643 --> 00:32:25,082
Forget it, Jug.
724
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:26,432
Forget it.
725
00:32:26,433 --> 00:32:29,822
I am finally gonna do what's right for me.
726
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,472
I am gonna get out of this town
727
00:32:31,473 --> 00:32:34,026
and I am gonna do something for myself.
728
00:32:37,473 --> 00:32:38,473
- Wow.
729
00:32:39,153 --> 00:32:42,872
- Uh, well, to me, deep down inside,
730
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,702
you're still the same old Arch.
731
00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:47,911
Something I for one am
pretty thankful for.
732
00:32:47,912 --> 00:32:50,432
- (scoffs) But you just said
that the past was irrelevant.
733
00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:52,382
You're contradicting yourself.
734
00:32:52,383 --> 00:32:55,386
- Of course I am, I'm a
psychiatrist, that's my gig.
735
00:32:56,523 --> 00:32:58,596
Well, I'm sorry our time's up for today.
736
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,147
(Archie sighs)
737
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,815
- Uh-huh.
738
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,157
Yeah.
739
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,379
Yeah.
740
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:08,213
No, honey.
741
00:33:08,214 --> 00:33:10,023
It's been great seeing everybody.
742
00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:11,024
Yeah, and,
743
00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:15,210
why that little! (gasps)
744
00:33:15,211 --> 00:33:18,544
(playful ominous music)
745
00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:27,296
(card clanging)
746
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,797
(door clicks)
747
00:33:47,254 --> 00:33:48,662
Well, anyway.
748
00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:50,462
- [Pam] Honey, I've been rethinking
749
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,654
the whole silver pattern situation.
750
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:54,842
And I really want something more
751
00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:57,962
simple, streamlined, classic.
752
00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:00,962
Something more a la Georg Jensen
as opposed to the Tiffany.
753
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:02,163
- Hello, Archie.
754
00:34:02,164 --> 00:34:03,572
- I really-
- Gotta call you back.
755
00:34:03,573 --> 00:34:04,406
- [Pam] Honey.
756
00:34:04,406 --> 00:34:05,406
Archie.
757
00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:12,243
- Veronica, I, I can't do this.
758
00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:13,742
- [Veronica] Do what?
759
00:34:13,743 --> 00:34:18,743
- Ronnie, I, I don't think
you came by to mend my shirt,
760
00:34:19,114 --> 00:34:22,902
if you know what I mean.
761
00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:23,736
(ladder thuds)
762
00:34:23,737 --> 00:34:25,832
- You think I'm trying to seduce you?
763
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:26,876
- Well, yeah.
764
00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,407
- You do catch on quick.
765
00:34:36,903 --> 00:34:40,503
- [Archie] Ronnie, I have a fiance.
766
00:34:40,504 --> 00:34:41,986
- Don't worry, I've had 13.
767
00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,359
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
768
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,413
Okay, all right, look, look, look.
769
00:34:46,414 --> 00:34:49,233
Oh boy, let's, let's say that, that,
770
00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:51,033
that you and I were married.
771
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:55,263
Now, how would you feel
if I, if I did this.
772
00:34:55,264 --> 00:34:56,264
- Wonderful.
773
00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:00,093
I think married couples
774
00:35:00,094 --> 00:35:02,912
should make love as often as possible.
775
00:35:02,913 --> 00:35:05,317
- Waka, waka.
776
00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:07,693
- Hold that thought.
777
00:35:09,931 --> 00:35:12,708
(Jordan yelling)
(suspenseful music)
778
00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:14,161
- [Jordan] Max, hold it.
779
00:35:14,162 --> 00:35:17,463
(sultry music)
780
00:35:17,464 --> 00:35:19,792
- Now we're getting somewhere.
781
00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:23,048
(Jordan yelling)
(playful music)
782
00:35:23,049 --> 00:35:25,798
(Jordan yelling)
783
00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:28,990
- Whoa, oh!
784
00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:32,998
Max.
785
00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:35,056
Max.
786
00:35:35,057 --> 00:35:35,889
(Jordan yells)
(ladder thuds)
787
00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:37,803
(gentle dramatic music)
788
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:39,363
- Where do you wanna go now?
789
00:35:39,364 --> 00:35:40,364
- Down.
790
00:35:41,374 --> 00:35:42,932
(dog barking)
791
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,734
- You think this is some kind
of one night stand for me.
792
00:35:46,804 --> 00:35:47,857
You're wrong.
793
00:35:50,044 --> 00:35:53,257
15 years ago, I was too
young and afraid to admit it.
794
00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:58,353
I was in love with you then
and I'm in love with you now.
795
00:35:58,354 --> 00:35:59,747
- Ronnie, I don't know what to say.
796
00:35:59,748 --> 00:36:04,748
I'm, I'm really flattered,
but I'm still engaged.
797
00:36:05,194 --> 00:36:09,033
- Can she understand you
798
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,103
1/10th of the way we
understand each other?
799
00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:13,507
I mean, doesn't that mean anything to you?
800
00:36:14,644 --> 00:36:15,783
Don't I?
801
00:36:15,784 --> 00:36:19,617
- Ronnie, you mean a lot to me, but.
802
00:36:19,618 --> 00:36:20,618
- But?
803
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:24,260
- Ronnie.
804
00:36:28,681 --> 00:36:29,681
Ronnie.
805
00:36:30,514 --> 00:36:32,317
I'm trying to keep what we had.
806
00:36:34,924 --> 00:36:35,924
I'm not forgetting.
807
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:39,393
No one ever falls in love
like their first time.
808
00:36:39,394 --> 00:36:43,114
But you can't ever be that way again.
809
00:36:43,115 --> 00:36:44,767
Everything has changed.
810
00:36:45,694 --> 00:36:49,803
And even if I wasn't engaged,
would it really work?
811
00:36:49,804 --> 00:36:52,208
I mean, how many times
have you been married?
812
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,507
- Base 10?
813
00:36:54,508 --> 00:36:56,423
- In base 10.
814
00:36:56,424 --> 00:36:57,762
- Three or so.
815
00:36:57,763 --> 00:36:59,553
- Or so?
- Okay, four.
816
00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:02,104
- Okay, see, I don't wanna be number five.
817
00:37:02,105 --> 00:37:04,293
I don't wanna be number anything.
818
00:37:04,294 --> 00:37:07,473
Do you really want to chalk
me up as another conquest
819
00:37:07,474 --> 00:37:12,094
or, or do you want me to be
820
00:37:12,095 --> 00:37:15,427
what you'll always be to
me, something special.
821
00:37:16,564 --> 00:37:18,098
- Am I really special to you?
822
00:37:19,265 --> 00:37:21,214
- Now and always.
823
00:37:21,215 --> 00:37:24,843
- Archie, I know I come on strong.
824
00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:27,364
It's the way I know how to deal with men.
825
00:37:27,365 --> 00:37:31,713
I guess it's a handicap,
but as far as handicaps go,
826
00:37:31,714 --> 00:37:33,427
it's not too bad, right?
827
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:36,464
- Right.
828
00:37:39,496 --> 00:37:42,663
(gentle upbeat music)
829
00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:46,577
(door bangs)
830
00:37:53,914 --> 00:37:54,937
- What a dork.
831
00:37:55,945 --> 00:37:58,529
(sultry music)
832
00:37:59,422 --> 00:38:00,255
(car door bangs)
833
00:38:00,256 --> 00:38:03,633
(car engine revving)
834
00:38:03,634 --> 00:38:05,288
- Strike three.
835
00:38:07,804 --> 00:38:10,987
I told him once to stay away from her.
836
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:14,857
Now I need you to be more convincing.
837
00:38:15,784 --> 00:38:17,044
- You don't want him to see her again?
838
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,045
- Never.
839
00:38:18,904 --> 00:38:19,904
- Yes, sir.
840
00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:24,664
(birds chirping)
841
00:38:24,665 --> 00:38:26,044
- Sleep okay?
842
00:38:26,045 --> 00:38:29,284
- Well, apart from the
jello in my bed, just fine.
843
00:38:29,285 --> 00:38:30,634
- [Jughead] Jordan.
844
00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:32,695
- No, no, no, no, it's okay.
845
00:38:32,696 --> 00:38:35,883
'Cause when I got the
jello off my feet, feet,
846
00:38:35,884 --> 00:38:38,487
I just put it right back in the bowl.
847
00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:41,071
(Max laughing)
848
00:38:45,755 --> 00:38:47,344
- Moving expenses.
849
00:38:47,345 --> 00:38:48,574
40 years, I'm here.
850
00:38:48,575 --> 00:38:49,684
40 years.
851
00:38:49,685 --> 00:38:52,088
You kids come and go, but I've stayed.
852
00:38:53,105 --> 00:38:55,324
- This place means a lot
to me, Pops, so do you.
853
00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:58,354
- How much can we mean to
you now that you're leaving?
854
00:38:58,355 --> 00:38:59,494
Oh, I'm sorry, Archie.
855
00:38:59,495 --> 00:39:01,024
I didn't mean that.
856
00:39:01,025 --> 00:39:03,364
- Don't apologize, Pops, and don't panic.
857
00:39:03,365 --> 00:39:05,404
Now we'll go through the
lease, all the documents.
858
00:39:05,405 --> 00:39:06,997
We'll develop a plan of attack.
859
00:39:07,924 --> 00:39:10,568
I'm gonna be your lawyer,
Pops, if you'll have me.
860
00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:13,414
- That's the way it is.
861
00:39:13,415 --> 00:39:14,914
You give the kids everything you can
862
00:39:14,915 --> 00:39:17,519
and when they grow up, they give it back.
863
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,353
(Pop chuckles)
864
00:39:18,354 --> 00:39:20,644
Oh, Archie, the 40 years
are worth every second.
865
00:39:20,645 --> 00:39:21,645
- Pops.
866
00:39:24,346 --> 00:39:25,940
(upbeat music)
867
00:39:25,941 --> 00:39:27,375
(ball thuds)
(birds chirping)
868
00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:28,931
(group chattering)
869
00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:31,349
(ball thuds)
870
00:39:42,832 --> 00:39:45,499
(playful music)
871
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:02,948
- I went to see Archie last night.
872
00:40:03,899 --> 00:40:05,103
(whistle blowing)
873
00:40:05,104 --> 00:40:07,853
(balls thudding)
874
00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:12,507
- You decided what you're
wearing to the prom yet?
875
00:40:12,508 --> 00:40:14,618
- I've narrowed it down to 16 outfits.
876
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,505
Let's just get it out in the open.
877
00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:22,206
We're both wondering who
Archie's gonna ask, right?
878
00:40:24,545 --> 00:40:28,954
- If he asks you, I promise
I won't be mad or anything.
879
00:40:28,955 --> 00:40:29,955
- Same here.
880
00:40:31,355 --> 00:40:35,404
As a matter of fact, I really
don't care who he asks.
881
00:40:35,405 --> 00:40:36,405
- Really?
882
00:40:37,236 --> 00:40:38,374
- Why should I?
883
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:42,664
I'm marrying a tall,
dark, handsome freshman.
884
00:40:42,665 --> 00:40:44,884
- How romantic.
885
00:40:44,885 --> 00:40:46,748
- We'll live in Paris and,
886
00:40:49,386 --> 00:40:50,438
Archie.
887
00:40:59,111 --> 00:41:00,557
(birds chirping)
888
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,744
(racket thuds)
889
00:41:01,745 --> 00:41:03,929
- Why are you telling me this?
890
00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:04,763
(racket thuds)
891
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:05,763
- Fair play.
892
00:41:06,486 --> 00:41:08,136
I'm not gonna pursue him anymore.
893
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,253
(racket thuds)
894
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:11,824
You can do what you like.
895
00:41:11,825 --> 00:41:14,142
- I'm not going to do anything.
896
00:41:14,143 --> 00:41:15,066
(racket thuds)
897
00:41:15,067 --> 00:41:16,416
- It's that simple for you?
898
00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:20,720
(racket thuds)
899
00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:22,505
(glass shattering)
900
00:41:22,506 --> 00:41:23,657
- Of course.
901
00:41:23,658 --> 00:41:25,717
(car horn honking)
902
00:41:25,718 --> 00:41:28,171
(Veronica chuckles)
903
00:41:28,172 --> 00:41:29,555
(hammer thudding)
904
00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:32,315
- I know that Pop's eviction
sounds lawful, Judge Brown,
905
00:41:32,316 --> 00:41:35,075
but I'm gonna find a zoning law, anything.
906
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,235
It's a matter of principle.
907
00:41:37,236 --> 00:41:39,069
- I've never seen you so passionate.
908
00:41:39,935 --> 00:41:42,036
You have another side to you, Mr. Andrews.
909
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:45,754
Makes me wish you were using
your talents to a better end.
910
00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:47,435
- Well, Your Honor, I will be,
911
00:41:47,436 --> 00:41:49,924
I'm moving to a big firm in the city.
912
00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:53,944
- Where I'm sure you'll be
defending lots of big criminals,
913
00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:57,215
but I still can't open
court on a Saturday.
914
00:41:57,216 --> 00:41:59,794
- Your Honor, I'm going
to find a way to make you.
915
00:41:59,795 --> 00:42:00,894
A precedent, something.
916
00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,563
(wood thudding)
917
00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:09,759
- As I would expect.
918
00:42:18,524 --> 00:42:20,014
(group chattering)
919
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,029
- [Librarian] All right, thank you.
920
00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:24,908
- I have something to
say to you as a friend.
921
00:42:25,806 --> 00:42:27,755
What were you doing with
Veronica last night?
922
00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:29,255
You're engaged.
923
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:30,725
- Nothing happened.
924
00:42:30,726 --> 00:42:32,429
- And I'm supposed to believe that.
925
00:42:40,419 --> 00:42:42,215
How do you define nothing?
926
00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:46,085
- Look, she broke into my
house and took off her clothes.
927
00:42:46,086 --> 00:42:47,555
That's all.
- That's all?
928
00:42:47,556 --> 00:42:48,556
- I swear.
929
00:42:51,051 --> 00:42:53,673
No, no, we didn't, you know?
930
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:56,709
- No, I don't know.
931
00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:03,506
Are you positive that you didn't?
932
00:43:04,770 --> 00:43:06,395
- [Librarian] Excuse me.
933
00:43:06,396 --> 00:43:07,685
- Yes.
934
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:12,246
I mean, I think I'd
know if we'd, you know.
935
00:43:13,206 --> 00:43:14,855
- Okay.
936
00:43:14,856 --> 00:43:17,375
I'm just making sure that
you're being responsible
937
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:18,775
to your fiance and.
938
00:43:18,776 --> 00:43:22,110
(gentle romantic music)
939
00:43:23,616 --> 00:43:24,616
No, I'm not.
940
00:43:26,466 --> 00:43:27,579
I'm being jealous.
941
00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:33,016
And I feel like a complete fool.
942
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,824
(birds chirping)
943
00:43:41,825 --> 00:43:43,460
(dog barking)
944
00:43:43,461 --> 00:43:46,628
(gentle guitar music)
945
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:50,626
- Hi, Betty.
946
00:43:51,516 --> 00:43:52,506
- Since I haven't heard,
947
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:54,706
I assume you're taking
Veronica to the prom.
948
00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:59,076
- Oh, well, actually, I
decided not to take anybody
949
00:43:59,077 --> 00:44:00,340
so nobody get mad at me.
950
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,107
Didn't work, huh?
951
00:44:03,913 --> 00:44:04,913
- I'm not mad.
952
00:44:06,696 --> 00:44:08,705
But I've decided if
you're not serious enough
953
00:44:08,706 --> 00:44:10,067
to take me to the prom
954
00:44:10,986 --> 00:44:13,659
then I shouldn't consider
you in my future plans.
955
00:44:19,267 --> 00:44:21,306
I'm gonna go for it, Archie.
956
00:44:21,307 --> 00:44:23,406
Try and be a writer.
957
00:44:23,407 --> 00:44:26,357
There's a great program up
north that has a summer session.
958
00:44:29,047 --> 00:44:32,998
I'm leaving Riverdale
the day after graduation.
959
00:44:32,999 --> 00:44:34,490
- Why didn't you tell me?
960
00:44:36,307 --> 00:44:38,615
- We'd all assume that we'd
go to Riverdale Community
961
00:44:38,616 --> 00:44:40,317
and it'd be just like high school.
962
00:44:41,587 --> 00:44:44,825
I don't want college to
be just like high school.
963
00:44:44,826 --> 00:44:46,685
- Yeah, see, I thought-
964
00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:48,665
- That I'd stick around three more years
965
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,769
until you got sick of chasing Veronica.
966
00:44:55,147 --> 00:44:56,709
Don't look so upset, Archie.
967
00:44:58,147 --> 00:45:00,040
I'm just making your choice for you.
968
00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:06,237
- Betty, I don't want you to go.
969
00:45:07,703 --> 00:45:11,036
(gentle brooding music)
970
00:45:13,567 --> 00:45:16,417
- I'm sure you'll learn how
to make up your mind one day.
971
00:45:18,727 --> 00:45:20,200
I just can't wait that long.
972
00:45:21,846 --> 00:45:22,846
- You're not a fool.
973
00:45:29,137 --> 00:45:32,470
Ever since we talked about
the night of the storm,
974
00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:36,827
I felt regret
975
00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:42,520
that we didn't, you know?
976
00:45:44,518 --> 00:45:49,176
- I felt it too.
977
00:45:49,177 --> 00:45:50,477
What's the matter with us?
978
00:45:51,996 --> 00:45:53,140
- It's just nostalgia.
979
00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,167
- You sure?
980
00:45:58,507 --> 00:45:59,557
- Well, it has to be.
981
00:46:00,517 --> 00:46:04,180
I mean we're both in
love with other people.
982
00:46:07,267 --> 00:46:10,720
It's just natural to feel this way.
983
00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:14,310
But it's not real.
984
00:46:20,003 --> 00:46:21,390
- Archie.
985
00:46:21,391 --> 00:46:22,391
- Yeah.
986
00:46:26,504 --> 00:46:28,994
- Thank you for helping
me figure this out.
987
00:46:32,027 --> 00:46:35,191
I feel much better now.
988
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:37,859
(Betty panting)
989
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:46,333
(Archie gasps)
(gentle romantic music)
990
00:46:46,334 --> 00:46:48,751
(head thuds)
991
00:46:55,645 --> 00:46:57,414
(group chattering)
(birds chirping)
992
00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,166
- Hey guys, let's go.
993
00:47:04,057 --> 00:47:07,522
- I think Archie's got women troubles.
994
00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:09,324
- Do they make muzzles for children?
995
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,506
(car door clicks)
(car door bangs)
996
00:47:13,507 --> 00:47:16,341
(fart squelching)
997
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:18,798
Why you.
- Archie,
998
00:47:18,798 --> 00:47:19,687
he's just a little boy.
999
00:47:19,688 --> 00:47:22,052
- Yeah, I'm just a little boy.
1000
00:47:22,053 --> 00:47:26,907
(ominous music)
(crow cawing)
1001
00:47:26,908 --> 00:47:29,347
(car engine revving)
1002
00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:30,496
(car engine roaring)
1003
00:47:30,497 --> 00:47:31,399
- [Archie] We're off.
1004
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,981
(handle thuds)
1005
00:47:35,409 --> 00:47:36,876
(engine roaring)
(tires screeching)
1006
00:47:36,877 --> 00:47:40,945
- [Jughead] Oh, oh, gee,
Archie, car's running great.
1007
00:47:40,946 --> 00:47:43,094
(car horn honking)
1008
00:47:43,095 --> 00:47:44,345
- Brakes are off!
1009
00:47:44,346 --> 00:47:45,826
- Turn it off, turn it off!
1010
00:47:45,827 --> 00:47:46,660
Whoa!
1011
00:47:46,661 --> 00:47:48,777
(key clicks)
1012
00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:52,012
(group screaming)
1013
00:47:52,013 --> 00:47:53,569
(car horn honking)
1014
00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,387
- Get out of the way!
1015
00:47:55,388 --> 00:47:57,018
(tires screeching)
(horn honking)
1016
00:47:57,019 --> 00:47:58,730
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
1017
00:47:58,731 --> 00:48:00,205
Get down!
1018
00:48:00,206 --> 00:48:03,290
(horn honking)
(Jughead screaming)
1019
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:04,593
(horn honking)
1020
00:48:04,594 --> 00:48:05,594
Watch out!
1021
00:48:07,031 --> 00:48:10,075
(fence thudding)
1022
00:48:10,076 --> 00:48:12,772
(Jughead grunting)
1023
00:48:12,773 --> 00:48:15,181
(trash cans thudding)
1024
00:48:15,182 --> 00:48:16,414
(mailbox thuds)
1025
00:48:16,415 --> 00:48:19,248
(Jughead yelling)
1026
00:48:20,572 --> 00:48:21,945
(tires screeching)
(horn honking)
1027
00:48:21,946 --> 00:48:23,055
We're gonna die!
1028
00:48:23,056 --> 00:48:24,522
(horn honking)
1029
00:48:24,523 --> 00:48:26,410
(both screaming)
1030
00:48:26,411 --> 00:48:27,701
- Hi, Mr. Wilson.
1031
00:48:27,702 --> 00:48:29,142
(wood thudding)
1032
00:48:29,143 --> 00:48:32,060
(Archie screaming)
1033
00:48:33,565 --> 00:48:36,148
(horn honking)
1034
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,290
(tires screeching)
1035
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,893
(car horn honking)
1036
00:48:42,894 --> 00:48:45,252
(Archie yelling)
1037
00:48:45,253 --> 00:48:48,002
(metal thudding)
1038
00:48:50,335 --> 00:48:52,130
(tires screeching)
1039
00:48:52,131 --> 00:48:54,963
(crates thudding)
1040
00:48:55,907 --> 00:48:58,799
(crates thudding)
1041
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,800
Whoa!
1042
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,187
(table thudding)
1043
00:49:03,188 --> 00:49:05,206
Sorry, my fault!
1044
00:49:05,207 --> 00:49:06,439
(body thuds)
1045
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,522
(glass thuds)
(Jughead grunting)
1046
00:49:08,523 --> 00:49:09,500
(wood thudding)
1047
00:49:09,501 --> 00:49:11,667
(water splashing)
1048
00:49:11,668 --> 00:49:14,309
- I say we go back to the
market and get some croutons.
1049
00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,041
Oh!
1050
00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:19,052
(car thuds)
1051
00:49:19,053 --> 00:49:21,348
(Archie screaming)
1052
00:49:21,349 --> 00:49:22,743
(car thuds)
1053
00:49:22,744 --> 00:49:23,752
(dramatic music)
1054
00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:26,670
(glass shattering)
1055
00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:32,320
(Archie and Jughead grunting)
1056
00:49:33,228 --> 00:49:35,672
Whoa.
- Well, everybody Okay?
1057
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,810
(hands clap)
1058
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:38,811
- Hey, hey, my man.
1059
00:49:40,554 --> 00:49:42,221
- [Archie] Fun, huh?
1060
00:49:43,176 --> 00:49:45,262
(traffic humming)
(birds chirping)
1061
00:49:45,263 --> 00:49:46,646
(police radio chattering)
1062
00:49:46,647 --> 00:49:48,817
(phone ringing)
1063
00:49:48,818 --> 00:49:50,917
- Ah, nah, da, da, da,
1064
00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:52,297
- Fancy seeing you here, Your Honor.
1065
00:49:52,298 --> 00:49:56,497
- I'm here on my weekend,
Mr. Andrews to set your bail.
1066
00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:58,717
- Thanks, I guess.
1067
00:49:58,718 --> 00:50:01,447
There are other ways to stop this eviction
1068
00:50:01,448 --> 00:50:03,667
short of ramming your car into buildings.
1069
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,218
- Oh no, that was an
accident, Your Honor, I swear.
1070
00:50:06,219 --> 00:50:08,407
And I'm sorry if I've ruined your weekend.
1071
00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:12,817
- I admire your zeal, Mr.
Andrews, if not your methods.
1072
00:50:12,818 --> 00:50:17,108
I, I don't want this conflict
moving into the streets.
1073
00:50:17,109 --> 00:50:19,058
- Yes, sir.
- Call the parties together.
1074
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,030
You've got your hearing.
1075
00:50:20,031 --> 00:50:21,151
- Oh, thank you, Your Honor.
1076
00:50:22,635 --> 00:50:24,967
(gavel banging)
1077
00:50:24,968 --> 00:50:27,007
- This is a municipal hearing.
1078
00:50:27,008 --> 00:50:28,268
It's not a trial.
1079
00:50:28,269 --> 00:50:30,727
And my verdict is final.
1080
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:34,358
I asked that both parties
make their cases brief.
1081
00:50:34,359 --> 00:50:35,359
Mr. Mantel.
1082
00:50:36,339 --> 00:50:37,987
- It's simple, Your Honor.
1083
00:50:37,988 --> 00:50:40,178
Pop Tate's lease is oral.
1084
00:50:40,179 --> 00:50:43,268
According to the code I can
terminate it at any time.
1085
00:50:43,269 --> 00:50:44,269
This is the title.
1086
00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:50,771
- Well, now there's a
problem here, Mr. Mantle.
1087
00:50:52,838 --> 00:50:55,238
You're not the sole owner of the property.
1088
00:50:55,239 --> 00:51:00,239
In fact, you're in a minority
position to Lodge Industries.
1089
00:51:04,359 --> 00:51:08,172
- Hyrum Lodge's written
authorization for eviction.
1090
00:51:13,269 --> 00:51:14,857
- [Judge Brown] Well, everything seems-
1091
00:51:14,858 --> 00:51:18,192
- Miller versus Riverdale 1953.
1092
00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:21,458
Miller sued to stop
eviction from his residence
1093
00:51:21,459 --> 00:51:23,468
claiming landmark status for his house.
1094
00:51:23,469 --> 00:51:24,997
Status was granted.
1095
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:26,977
The plaintiff was never evicted.
1096
00:51:26,978 --> 00:51:31,978
And the house in question is
what we all now fondly know
1097
00:51:33,069 --> 00:51:36,158
as Riverdale Highs Field House.
1098
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:38,232
- Gotcha, you snake.
1099
00:51:39,069 --> 00:51:40,478
- Order please.
1100
00:51:40,479 --> 00:51:44,648
Mr. Tate's store is a commercial property.
1101
00:51:44,649 --> 00:51:47,917
And you and I both well know
that the landmark statute
1102
00:51:47,918 --> 00:51:49,598
clearly does not apply here.
1103
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:50,831
It's a nice try, son.
1104
00:51:52,868 --> 00:51:54,488
Well, then I-
1105
00:51:54,489 --> 00:51:57,402
- Your Honor, may I make a statement?
1106
00:52:01,868 --> 00:52:03,188
Pop Tate's Chocolate Shop
1107
00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:04,837
is more than just an ice cream store,
1108
00:52:04,838 --> 00:52:07,118
it's a piece of our lives.
1109
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:09,098
Now what kind of a town
is Riverdale going to be
1110
00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:11,858
if a greedy ego maniac like Reggie
1111
00:52:11,859 --> 00:52:13,718
is allowed to kick an old man around?
1112
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,148
- Yeah, right.
1113
00:52:16,149 --> 00:52:18,578
- I'd like to confirm that, Your Honor.
1114
00:52:18,579 --> 00:52:21,908
Reggie is and always has
been a greedy ego maniac.
1115
00:52:21,909 --> 00:52:24,818
- Yeah, well, you're a
space cadet weirdo flake.
1116
00:52:24,819 --> 00:52:25,987
- Leave him alone!
1117
00:52:25,988 --> 00:52:26,988
- Make me.
1118
00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:28,981
- I'll make you.
1119
00:52:28,982 --> 00:52:30,518
- Get him Moose.
- Oh, come on, Moose,
1120
00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:31,389
you're so dumb you wouldn't know
1121
00:52:31,390 --> 00:52:32,858
if a brick hits you in the head.
1122
00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:34,838
- Well, you have a brick for a heart.
1123
00:52:34,839 --> 00:52:35,672
- Honey.
1124
00:52:35,672 --> 00:52:36,519
- Oh, what's the matter, Betty?
1125
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,468
You upset 'cause nobody's
dipped your pigtails
1126
00:52:38,469 --> 00:52:39,638
in an ink well lately?
1127
00:52:39,639 --> 00:52:40,472
- Hey.
1128
00:52:40,473 --> 00:52:41,588
- Order.
1129
00:52:41,589 --> 00:52:43,062
You're acting like children.
1130
00:52:47,529 --> 00:52:49,718
- If Reggie evicts Pops, well then he,
1131
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,719
he might as well just throw our
souls away while he's at it.
1132
00:52:54,789 --> 00:52:59,138
Your Honor, this courtroom
is filled with people
1133
00:52:59,139 --> 00:53:01,932
who were raised in and by Riverdale,
1134
00:53:03,549 --> 00:53:08,202
who are filled with its
values and its spirit.
1135
00:53:10,539 --> 00:53:13,898
If I stayed here this
long for any one reason,
1136
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:17,562
it's because a place like
Pops can still exist.
1137
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,478
Places that can't be
put on a balance sheet
1138
00:53:22,479 --> 00:53:24,732
or, or even into words.
1139
00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:30,189
Your Honor, I have no more cases to cite.
1140
00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:32,742
No more legal tactics.
1141
00:53:33,639 --> 00:53:37,153
But please don't let Reggie kick Pops out.
1142
00:53:38,559 --> 00:53:42,852
It'll diminish our town
and it'll break our hearts.
1143
00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:46,037
(group clapping)
1144
00:53:46,038 --> 00:53:48,954
(group chattering)
1145
00:53:49,989 --> 00:53:50,822
- Order.
1146
00:53:50,823 --> 00:53:54,852
This is the most unconventional case.
1147
00:53:56,350 --> 00:53:58,089
It requires further study.
1148
00:53:58,090 --> 00:54:01,059
I'll render my verdict tomorrow morning.
1149
00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:02,798
- Does that mean we gotta
come back here tomorrow?
1150
00:54:02,799 --> 00:54:05,259
- Tomorrow morning wake me up at six.
1151
00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:08,177
(group chattering)
1152
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:13,029
- Didn't what he said get to you?
1153
00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:15,039
- Well, I've seen lawyers preach before.
1154
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,782
Frankly, I've seen better.
1155
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,460
- You're jealous.
1156
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,015
- Well, if I am, it's only natural.
1157
00:54:22,016 --> 00:54:24,219
I mean as natural as you coming back here
1158
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,070
and thinking all this really matters.
1159
00:54:28,450 --> 00:54:30,099
- We'll be back in Midvale in two days
1160
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,123
so I'll let this go.
1161
00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:33,608
But I want you to promise me
1162
00:54:33,609 --> 00:54:37,063
not to insult what I think
is important or Archie.
1163
00:54:38,979 --> 00:54:41,121
You're my boyfriend,
1164
00:54:41,122 --> 00:54:42,671
but he's still important to me.
1165
00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:49,704
(Robert sighs)
1166
00:54:51,739 --> 00:54:53,888
- You can't do this to Pops.
1167
00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:54,759
If mother were here she'd-
1168
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,529
- She'd mind her manners.
1169
00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,808
This is business, Veronica.
1170
00:54:58,809 --> 00:55:00,161
I'm very busy at the moment.
1171
00:55:00,162 --> 00:55:01,060
Oh, thank you, Smithers.
1172
00:55:01,061 --> 00:55:02,809
- You're always busy.
1173
00:55:03,789 --> 00:55:06,523
- Veronica, you're my
only child and I love you.
1174
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,279
You can imagine what my
life would've been like
1175
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,249
if I had allowed your tantrums
to dictate my decisions.
1176
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,180
Chaos.
1177
00:55:13,181 --> 00:55:14,683
- But Daddy.
1178
00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:18,955
- I won't budge on this,
Veronica, no matter how
1179
00:55:18,956 --> 00:55:19,869
(Veronica screams)
1180
00:55:19,870 --> 00:55:21,193
loudly you scream.
1181
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,200
You're very angry with now,
but you'll get over it.
1182
00:55:28,201 --> 00:55:29,715
You always have.
1183
00:55:29,716 --> 00:55:30,747
(car engine humming)
1184
00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:33,076
(tires screeching)
1185
00:55:33,077 --> 00:55:34,446
(door clicks)
1186
00:55:34,447 --> 00:55:35,280
(birds chirping)
1187
00:55:35,281 --> 00:55:36,294
(door bangs)
1188
00:55:36,295 --> 00:55:38,957
(car door creaking)
1189
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,839
(car door bangs)
1190
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,923
- Donald Trump home?
1191
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:44,109
Whoa.
1192
00:55:44,110 --> 00:55:45,429
I'll talk to him.
1193
00:55:45,430 --> 00:55:46,988
- He won't listen.
1194
00:55:46,989 --> 00:55:48,283
Just get me out of here.
1195
00:55:49,588 --> 00:55:51,690
(brooding music)
1196
00:55:51,691 --> 00:55:53,229
(car door clicks)
1197
00:55:53,230 --> 00:55:54,385
(car door clicks)
(door creaks)
1198
00:55:54,386 --> 00:55:57,136
(car door bangs)
1199
00:56:00,762 --> 00:56:01,595
(car backfires)
1200
00:56:01,596 --> 00:56:03,729
- You were supposed to take care of this.
1201
00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:04,563
- I tried.
1202
00:56:04,563 --> 00:56:05,563
- Try harder.
1203
00:56:08,697 --> 00:56:09,991
(gentle music)
1204
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:12,992
(car door creaking)
1205
00:56:14,770 --> 00:56:16,269
- I miss this place.
1206
00:56:16,270 --> 00:56:17,379
- Yeah.
1207
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,969
- I miss how we used to come here
1208
00:56:18,970 --> 00:56:21,459
and talk about our problems.
1209
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:23,860
Think about what we'd be
like in the the future.
1210
00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:27,343
You know, I can't blame my father.
1211
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:32,649
All I've done my whole life is
go to clubs, spend his money,
1212
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,650
and leave a trail of husbands behind me.
1213
00:56:36,161 --> 00:56:37,843
I found my Frenchman Archie,
1214
00:56:39,557 --> 00:56:41,683
and all I got for it was my heart broken.
1215
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,373
Maybe I deserved it.
1216
00:56:47,835 --> 00:56:50,110
You know why I kept getting married?
1217
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,419
Same reason people have 10 cats,
1218
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,729
they always want a kitten around.
1219
00:56:54,730 --> 00:56:56,420
Only kittens become cats
1220
00:56:57,340 --> 00:57:00,399
and husbands become jerks
after the first anniversary.
1221
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,573
- You know, Veronica,
1222
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,710
you've always had everything you wanted.
1223
00:57:07,241 --> 00:57:11,683
Maybe it's been more of
a burden than a blessing.
1224
00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:15,351
- Like every other poor little rich girl.
1225
00:57:16,442 --> 00:57:20,683
- (sighs) Kiddo, it'll be okay.
1226
00:57:29,590 --> 00:57:30,590
Hi, Mr. Lodge.
1227
00:57:33,221 --> 00:57:34,573
Uh, Veronica.
1228
00:57:36,271 --> 00:57:37,783
- Kathy.
1229
00:57:37,784 --> 00:57:40,494
(door clicks)
1230
00:57:40,495 --> 00:57:42,911
(door bangs)
1231
00:57:51,371 --> 00:57:53,071
- You and I are going to the prom.
1232
00:57:54,251 --> 00:57:56,849
- Inviting me the morning before.
1233
00:57:56,850 --> 00:57:58,034
No thanks, Archie.
1234
00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:02,690
- You're packing.
1235
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,250
- I'm off to Paris after graduation.
1236
00:58:06,251 --> 00:58:08,000
I'm going to college at the Serban.
1237
00:58:09,641 --> 00:58:11,440
- How can you go to France?
1238
00:58:11,441 --> 00:58:13,240
- My father's chartering a jet.
1239
00:58:13,241 --> 00:58:16,424
- No, no, I, I, I mean, I mean,
how can you leave Riverdale?
1240
00:58:18,191 --> 00:58:21,494
- It'll be hard to adjust, but
it's something I have to do.
1241
00:58:22,870 --> 00:58:25,214
Who knows maybe even you'll leave one day.
1242
00:58:26,351 --> 00:58:27,351
- I'll never leave.
1243
00:58:29,345 --> 00:58:31,314
(train horn honking)
1244
00:58:31,315 --> 00:58:32,148
- Look at this stuff.
1245
00:58:32,148 --> 00:58:33,148
This is great, isn't it?
1246
00:58:36,467 --> 00:58:38,754
This was your dad's place.
1247
00:58:40,241 --> 00:58:41,795
- Junkyard.
1248
00:58:41,796 --> 00:58:45,224
- It's not just a junkyard,
it's our junkyard.
1249
00:58:46,781 --> 00:58:48,969
It's full of our ghosts.
1250
00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:50,110
- Ghosts.
1251
00:58:50,111 --> 00:58:52,304
Right, Dad, ghosts.
1252
00:58:54,344 --> 00:58:56,890
- He's a tough nut to crack, Arch.
1253
00:58:56,891 --> 00:58:58,141
Toughest I've ever known.
1254
00:58:59,441 --> 00:59:02,650
Now you've gotta choose Veronica or Pam.
1255
00:59:02,651 --> 00:59:03,969
- Or Betty.
1256
00:59:03,970 --> 00:59:06,220
- You've figured
everything out with Betty.
1257
00:59:06,221 --> 00:59:07,960
- No, I figured everything out for Betty.
1258
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:10,372
It's me, I didn't convince.
1259
00:59:10,373 --> 00:59:12,160
- (sighs) How about we
throw the three of 'em
1260
00:59:12,161 --> 00:59:15,640
in a pit of mud and let 'em
fight it out for themselves?
1261
00:59:15,641 --> 00:59:18,164
Is that psychoanalysis at work or what?
1262
00:59:19,241 --> 00:59:20,560
- Or what?
1263
00:59:20,561 --> 00:59:22,484
- It'll still cost you $120.
1264
00:59:23,651 --> 00:59:25,540
- Now there's only one choice to make.
1265
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:26,531
I love Pam.
1266
00:59:26,532 --> 00:59:28,540
I don't know what I'd do if I lost her.
1267
00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:30,370
- Divergent thinking, Arch,
1268
00:59:30,371 --> 00:59:32,819
what are you gonna do when
you lose Betty and Veronica?
1269
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:36,954
(gentle brooding music)
1270
00:59:36,955 --> 00:59:40,270
(Archie sighs)
1271
00:59:40,271 --> 00:59:41,380
I know it's cold comfort,
1272
00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:43,540
but I always wished I could have been good
1273
00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:44,826
with women like you.
1274
00:59:44,827 --> 00:59:46,660
(Archie scoffs)
1275
00:59:46,661 --> 00:59:48,974
Instead of being afraid of them.
1276
00:59:49,991 --> 00:59:52,600
- Jughead, there's
nothing to be afraid of.
1277
00:59:52,601 --> 00:59:54,370
I mean, the worst they can do is
1278
00:59:54,371 --> 00:59:56,830
make your life a living hell.
1279
00:59:56,831 --> 00:59:57,880
- Check this out.
1280
00:59:57,881 --> 00:59:59,770
Signed by Hank Aaron.
1281
00:59:59,771 --> 01:00:00,701
- Where'd you get that?
1282
01:00:00,702 --> 01:00:02,770
- Jammed in this old jukebox.
1283
01:00:02,771 --> 01:00:04,600
- Oh, let's check it out.
1284
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,601
- Wow.
1285
01:00:06,461 --> 01:00:07,511
- Where?
- This way.
1286
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:11,231
- This is great.
1287
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,690
- Hey, Jughead, look at this.
1288
01:00:13,691 --> 01:00:16,750
It's the one from the
gym, I can't believe it.
1289
01:00:16,751 --> 01:00:18,854
- Copies of the school newspaper.
1290
01:00:19,721 --> 01:00:21,404
Team uniforms.
1291
01:00:22,451 --> 01:00:23,411
An old steering wheel.
1292
01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:24,790
This could be from your jalopy.
1293
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,410
- Could be.
1294
01:00:26,411 --> 01:00:27,767
Oh, hey, when was the last
time you saw one of theses?
1295
01:00:27,768 --> 01:00:30,318
You know, I should take
this as a souvenir.
1296
01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:31,152
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
1297
01:00:31,152 --> 01:00:32,020
Yeah.
1298
01:00:32,021 --> 01:00:33,566
- This'd be cool to have.
1299
01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:34,667
Look at this.
1300
01:00:34,668 --> 01:00:36,430
- Oh, and look.
1301
01:00:36,431 --> 01:00:38,932
Boy, they don't make these anymore.
1302
01:00:38,933 --> 01:00:41,135
- (laughing) This looks familiar.
1303
01:00:41,136 --> 01:00:42,821
(Jughead laughing)
1304
01:00:42,822 --> 01:00:45,075
- Man, we had great stuff.
1305
01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:48,790
- Ah, we had the best stuff.
1306
01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:50,674
- Why would anyone leave all this behind?
1307
01:00:51,881 --> 01:00:54,075
- Time makes people
kind of blind, I guess.
1308
01:00:56,877 --> 01:00:59,627
(birds chirping)
1309
01:01:08,235 --> 01:01:10,578
- Hey, hey, what is going on?
1310
01:01:10,579 --> 01:01:13,391
- Doing you a favor and
putting your things in storage.
1311
01:01:13,392 --> 01:01:14,531
That's what's going.
1312
01:01:14,532 --> 01:01:16,351
- We're moving in today, you knew that.
1313
01:01:16,352 --> 01:01:17,890
- On a Sunday?
1314
01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:20,471
- The 10th, Mr. Andrews today.
1315
01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:22,871
Looks like you'll have
to find yourself a motel.
1316
01:01:25,087 --> 01:01:30,087
(upbeat music)
(group chattering)
1317
01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,458
♪ Feel it, girl ♪
1318
01:01:43,459 --> 01:01:47,489
♪ You're magic ♪
1319
01:01:47,490 --> 01:01:48,687
♪ Now the fine things ♪
1320
01:01:48,688 --> 01:01:50,338
- Knew you'd hate it.
1321
01:01:50,339 --> 01:01:51,441
- I don't hate it.
1322
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:52,785
It's, it's interesting.
1323
01:01:52,786 --> 01:01:53,619
♪ Would be ♪
1324
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:56,120
♪ I just put a twinkle in your eye ♪
1325
01:01:56,121 --> 01:01:57,493
Big Ethel.
1326
01:01:57,494 --> 01:01:58,422
♪ She coming ♪
1327
01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:00,910
- Don't even know what she looks like.
1328
01:02:00,911 --> 01:02:03,405
- Watch or cracked mirrors
or screaming babies.
1329
01:02:07,752 --> 01:02:08,752
- Hi.
1330
01:02:11,482 --> 01:02:13,422
- Hmm, let's go over.
1331
01:02:13,423 --> 01:02:15,133
♪ I'm taking she said, oh no ♪
1332
01:02:15,134 --> 01:02:16,211
♪ My boyfriend's ♪
1333
01:02:16,212 --> 01:02:17,212
Jordan.
1334
01:02:19,212 --> 01:02:21,412
You're shy with girls
just like your father.
1335
01:02:22,299 --> 01:02:23,281
- Am not.
1336
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:24,491
- Are too.
1337
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:25,325
- Am not.
1338
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,322
- Are.
1339
01:02:26,323 --> 01:02:28,511
Listen, I've got a plan.
1340
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:29,797
- Oh no.
- Come here.
1341
01:02:29,798 --> 01:02:30,798
Come here.
1342
01:02:32,364 --> 01:02:35,281
(upbeat rap music)
1343
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:40,078
♪ Yeah, ho ♪
1344
01:02:40,079 --> 01:02:41,399
♪ Sugar ♪
1345
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,599
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
1346
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,310
♪ You are my candy girl ♪
1347
01:02:45,311 --> 01:02:46,236
♪ And you got me ♪
1348
01:02:46,237 --> 01:02:47,912
(Jughead panting)
1349
01:02:47,913 --> 01:02:49,352
♪ Sugar ♪
1350
01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:51,493
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
1351
01:02:51,494 --> 01:02:53,372
♪ You are my candy girl, huh ♪
1352
01:02:53,373 --> 01:02:54,717
♪ And you got me rocking you ♪
1353
01:02:54,718 --> 01:02:56,063
♪ Break it down won't you please ♪
1354
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,653
♪ When I kiss you girl ♪
1355
01:02:57,654 --> 01:02:59,843
♪ Never knew how sweet a kiss could be ♪
1356
01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:02,531
♪ Then you laid your
ever loving stuff on me ♪
1357
01:03:02,532 --> 01:03:03,817
♪ Break it down for me, fella ♪
1358
01:03:03,818 --> 01:03:05,681
♪ I'm gonna make your life so sweet ♪
1359
01:03:05,682 --> 01:03:07,796
♪ Rocking, moving, shaking that stuff ♪
1360
01:03:07,797 --> 01:03:09,799
♪ I'm gonna rock your world complete ♪
1361
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,074
♪ Rocking, moving, grooving ♪
1362
01:03:11,075 --> 01:03:11,940
♪ Say what ♪
1363
01:03:11,941 --> 01:03:14,896
♪ Pour a little sugar on it ♪
1364
01:03:14,897 --> 01:03:15,730
♪ Ah ♪
1365
01:03:15,731 --> 01:03:16,846
♪ Sugar ♪
1366
01:03:16,847 --> 01:03:18,865
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
1367
01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:20,828
♪ You are my candy, girl ♪
1368
01:03:20,829 --> 01:03:22,476
♪ And you got me rocking you ♪
1369
01:03:22,477 --> 01:03:23,355
♪ Break down will you please ♪
1370
01:03:23,356 --> 01:03:24,665
♪ Sugar ♪
1371
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,793
♪ Ah, honey, honey ♪
1372
01:03:26,794 --> 01:03:28,586
♪ You are my candy, girl ♪
1373
01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:29,960
♪ And you got me rocking you ♪
1374
01:03:29,961 --> 01:03:31,537
♪ Break it down, come on ♪
1375
01:03:31,538 --> 01:03:35,605
♪ And you got me, and you
got me, and you got me ♪
1376
01:03:35,606 --> 01:03:37,360
♪ Break down won't you please ♪
1377
01:03:37,361 --> 01:03:40,112
(group clapping)
1378
01:03:41,293 --> 01:03:42,705
Now that, uh.
1379
01:03:45,133 --> 01:03:46,421
- It was teamwork, Dad.
1380
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:47,741
- Yo, give me five, my man.
1381
01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:48,732
- You were fresh, Jughead.
1382
01:03:48,733 --> 01:03:50,322
- Oh, you were styling too, my man.
1383
01:03:50,323 --> 01:03:51,611
Oh, did you see that move by busted?
1384
01:03:51,612 --> 01:03:52,538
- Yeah, I did.
1385
01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:53,372
- I was grooving.
1386
01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:54,205
Wasn't I grooving?
- Yeah.
1387
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,038
(gavel banging)
1388
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,136
- The case is troubling.
1389
01:03:58,452 --> 01:04:02,565
Mr. Mantle's claim clearly
carries the greater legal weight.
1390
01:04:03,912 --> 01:04:06,982
While Mr. Andrews presents a perspective
1391
01:04:08,802 --> 01:04:10,935
I find difficult to ignore.
1392
01:04:12,912 --> 01:04:15,282
I'd hope to engineer a compromise.
1393
01:04:15,283 --> 01:04:16,815
This proved impossible.
1394
01:04:18,852 --> 01:04:19,852
Mr. Andrews,
1395
01:04:21,193 --> 01:04:26,193
you presented your case
eloquently with honesty and heart.
1396
01:04:27,702 --> 01:04:29,172
But unfortunately this court
1397
01:04:29,173 --> 01:04:32,021
does not rule on humanity and compassion.
1398
01:04:32,022 --> 01:04:34,366
It enforces the letter of the law.
1399
01:04:35,293 --> 01:04:38,063
I must allow the eviction
to proceed as planned.
1400
01:04:38,064 --> 01:04:40,980
(group chattering)
1401
01:04:42,635 --> 01:04:47,038
(dog barking)
(birds chirping)
1402
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:49,092
- Arch, Arch.
1403
01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:52,032
Listen, I'll talk to Lodge
about kicking Pops out.
1404
01:04:52,033 --> 01:04:54,376
Maybe I can convince
him it's bad business.
1405
01:04:55,453 --> 01:04:56,566
- After all this why?
1406
01:04:59,276 --> 01:05:01,842
- I, I got a confession to make,
1407
01:05:03,253 --> 01:05:07,212
when I saw Veronica again my knees locked.
1408
01:05:07,213 --> 01:05:10,332
Now listen, talk to her, turn
her down, and build me up.
1409
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:11,742
I know you can't make any promises,
1410
01:05:11,743 --> 01:05:13,542
but I can't promise I can convince Lodge.
1411
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,222
So it's a fair deal see.
1412
01:05:15,223 --> 01:05:17,742
- Reggie, has it, it ever occurred to you
1413
01:05:17,743 --> 01:05:20,536
that it's wrong to make
deals for human beings?
1414
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:22,613
- No.
1415
01:05:23,863 --> 01:05:26,742
- Look, Veronica is her own person.
1416
01:05:26,743 --> 01:05:28,662
I have absolutely no influence over it.
1417
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:31,363
Now she knows I'm engaged
and she knows I'm moving so.
1418
01:05:35,176 --> 01:05:37,676
(dog barking)
1419
01:05:45,148 --> 01:05:47,892
(Archie gasps)
1420
01:05:47,893 --> 01:05:50,176
- Pops is history.
1421
01:05:51,685 --> 01:05:53,640
(gentle brooding music)
1422
01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:58,033
(door bangs)
(bell ringing)
1423
01:05:58,034 --> 01:05:59,562
- Let's have none of that.
1424
01:05:59,563 --> 01:06:00,882
I'm real proud of you Archie.
1425
01:06:00,883 --> 01:06:02,532
No man could have done better.
1426
01:06:02,533 --> 01:06:04,272
- Pops.
- Don't worry about me.
1427
01:06:04,273 --> 01:06:06,432
I just need you to do one thing.
1428
01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:07,423
- Anything.
1429
01:06:07,424 --> 01:06:09,192
- Go and enjoy yourself.
1430
01:06:09,193 --> 01:06:11,053
Now I'm fine.
1431
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:13,572
But if you let my problem
spoil your reunion,
1432
01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,342
I don't know how good I'll be.
1433
01:06:15,343 --> 01:06:16,343
Promise.
1434
01:06:18,703 --> 01:06:21,326
- What's good for the
kids is good for Pops.
1435
01:06:21,327 --> 01:06:22,377
- Now get outta here.
1436
01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:29,052
(door clicks)
(bell ringing)
1437
01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:34,053
(upbeat music)
(group chattering)
1438
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:41,785
- In honor of our reunion,
1439
01:06:41,786 --> 01:06:45,612
management has given us
sole run of the park.
1440
01:06:45,613 --> 01:06:50,592
And lowered prices to what
they were 15 years ago.
1441
01:06:50,593 --> 01:06:51,916
Generous I'd say.
1442
01:06:53,084 --> 01:06:54,633
- Listen, I've got a good idea.
1443
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:57,852
Let's tie Reggie to the
roller coaster tracks
1444
01:06:57,853 --> 01:06:59,932
and hand out all you can ride tickets.
1445
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,183
(Jordan chuckles)
1446
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,313
- You know that woman could be anywhere.
1447
01:07:03,314 --> 01:07:05,207
- Oh, face it, Jughead,
1448
01:07:06,344 --> 01:07:08,742
sooner or later you're
gonna run into Big Ethel.
1449
01:07:08,743 --> 01:07:10,425
What are you gonna do then?
1450
01:07:10,426 --> 01:07:13,448
(Jughead screaming)
1451
01:07:13,449 --> 01:07:14,922
- Ah, are you really scared, Dad?
1452
01:07:14,923 --> 01:07:16,250
- No screaming just makes it more fun.
1453
01:07:16,251 --> 01:07:17,084
Try it.
1454
01:07:17,085 --> 01:07:19,833
(both screaming)
1455
01:07:21,712 --> 01:07:24,795
- All contestants for Muppet car polo
1456
01:07:26,096 --> 01:07:29,173
join Coach Clayton on the track
1457
01:07:29,174 --> 01:07:31,239
for some good clean fun.
1458
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:35,157
(slow tempo suspenseful music)
1459
01:08:00,104 --> 01:08:02,454
- Competition builds character.
1460
01:08:05,437 --> 01:08:09,047
Whoever gets the most
balls in their goal wins.
1461
01:08:10,124 --> 01:08:12,720
Okay, sportsmen and sports ladies.
1462
01:08:13,604 --> 01:08:14,604
Play ball.
1463
01:08:16,236 --> 01:08:17,729
(whistle blowing)
(group cheering)
1464
01:08:17,730 --> 01:08:20,313
(upbeat music)
1465
01:08:26,749 --> 01:08:28,773
(balls thudding)
1466
01:08:28,774 --> 01:08:29,870
(tires screeching)
1467
01:08:29,871 --> 01:08:31,202
- Oh, oh, that's it.
1468
01:08:31,203 --> 01:08:33,453
Come on pal, let's get 'em!
1469
01:08:38,855 --> 01:08:40,563
(ball thuds)
1470
01:08:40,564 --> 01:08:41,564
Yes!
1471
01:08:46,013 --> 01:08:47,528
(Jughead cheering)
1472
01:08:47,529 --> 01:08:48,957
- This one's mine.
1473
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:49,958
Yeah!
1474
01:08:54,410 --> 01:08:55,351
(broom thuds)
1475
01:08:55,352 --> 01:08:57,714
- Betty, take mine.
1476
01:08:57,715 --> 01:08:58,715
- Thanks.
1477
01:09:04,235 --> 01:09:05,555
- Why did he do that?
1478
01:09:05,556 --> 01:09:07,161
- He was being chivalrous.
1479
01:09:07,162 --> 01:09:07,995
(tires screech)
1480
01:09:07,995 --> 01:09:08,995
Whoo!
1481
01:09:11,808 --> 01:09:14,225
(ball thuds)
1482
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:18,671
(balls thudding)
1483
01:09:18,672 --> 01:09:21,505
(Archie chuckles)
1484
01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:25,817
- Blow him another kiss and he dies.
1485
01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:32,623
(balls thudding)
1486
01:09:32,624 --> 01:09:33,624
- Hi, Betty.
1487
01:09:34,636 --> 01:09:35,927
- I got you Andrew!
1488
01:09:35,928 --> 01:09:37,262
(tires screech)
1489
01:09:37,263 --> 01:09:38,887
- We're gonna get you!
1490
01:09:38,888 --> 01:09:42,670
- [Coach Clayton] Sportsmanship
gentlemen, sportsmanship.
1491
01:09:42,671 --> 01:09:44,536
- You blew him a kiss.
1492
01:09:44,537 --> 01:09:46,321
(balls thudding)
1493
01:09:46,322 --> 01:09:48,599
(tires screeching)
1494
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:49,936
I'm gonna get you!
1495
01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:51,412
(tires screeching)
1496
01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:52,413
- Whoo!
1497
01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:59,006
(tires screeching)
1498
01:09:59,007 --> 01:10:00,732
(cars thudding)
1499
01:10:00,733 --> 01:10:02,435
(car crashing)
1500
01:10:02,436 --> 01:10:03,603
(dramatic music)
1501
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:05,221
- [Reggie and Robert] Yeah!
1502
01:10:05,222 --> 01:10:07,492
- [Coach Clayton] Stop
the game, stop the game!
1503
01:10:07,493 --> 01:10:10,326
(Archie groaning)
1504
01:10:20,754 --> 01:10:21,714
- Archie.
1505
01:10:21,714 --> 01:10:22,714
- Oh.
1506
01:10:26,913 --> 01:10:27,913
Wow.
1507
01:10:29,467 --> 01:10:31,452
I'm fine.
- Help him out.
1508
01:10:31,453 --> 01:10:32,570
(Veronica gasping)
(Archie groaning)
1509
01:10:32,571 --> 01:10:34,318
- Oh, my neck.
1510
01:10:34,319 --> 01:10:35,319
Oh.
1511
01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:37,903
- [Betty and Veronica] Are you all right?
1512
01:10:37,904 --> 01:10:39,673
- Who hit me?
1513
01:10:39,674 --> 01:10:40,634
- Reggie.
1514
01:10:40,635 --> 01:10:42,104
- And Robert.
1515
01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,035
- [Archie] Carry me over there.
1516
01:10:43,036 --> 01:10:44,061
Let me at 'em.
1517
01:10:44,062 --> 01:10:45,302
(Archie groaning)
1518
01:10:45,303 --> 01:10:47,303
- [Veronica] No, no, no.
1519
01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:49,863
- Hey, hey.
1520
01:10:49,864 --> 01:10:51,743
Get outta here.
1521
01:10:51,744 --> 01:10:54,128
- Oh, no, Moose, Moose.
1522
01:10:54,129 --> 01:10:55,176
No, Moose.
1523
01:10:55,177 --> 01:10:57,913
(Archie groaning)
1524
01:10:57,914 --> 01:10:59,791
- This hurt?
- Yeah.
1525
01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:01,094
- This?
- Ah, yeah.
1526
01:11:01,095 --> 01:11:02,766
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
1527
01:11:02,767 --> 01:11:03,600
- Here.
1528
01:11:03,601 --> 01:11:06,074
(group gasping)
1529
01:11:06,075 --> 01:11:07,075
Hold on.
1530
01:11:08,355 --> 01:11:10,858
- No! (screaming)
1531
01:11:10,859 --> 01:11:14,114
(Archie groaning)
1532
01:11:14,115 --> 01:11:16,064
Oh, huh.
1533
01:11:16,065 --> 01:11:16,897
- [Moose] How's that?
1534
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,044
- That's-
- Better?
1535
01:11:18,045 --> 01:11:19,693
- That's, that's pretty good.
1536
01:11:19,694 --> 01:11:22,753
Oh, yeah.
1537
01:11:22,754 --> 01:11:23,810
- I'll go get your car.
1538
01:11:23,811 --> 01:11:24,903
- Okay.
1539
01:11:24,904 --> 01:11:29,904
(group cheering)
(group clapping)
1540
01:11:31,934 --> 01:11:32,894
- [Jordan] Dad, Archie?
1541
01:11:32,895 --> 01:11:33,913
- Oh, he's gonna be okay.
1542
01:11:33,914 --> 01:11:34,847
Everything's okay.
1543
01:11:34,848 --> 01:11:36,416
- Oh, Jughead.
1544
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,189
Someone was looking for you.
1545
01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:39,354
Eva Mugg said, "That if you two
1546
01:11:39,355 --> 01:11:41,142
could just get together on the."
1547
01:11:45,492 --> 01:11:46,754
- For a moment there
1548
01:11:46,755 --> 01:11:48,794
I thought you might not
be able to sing tonight.
1549
01:11:48,795 --> 01:11:50,264
- Oh, now Mr. Weatherbee about-
1550
01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,554
- I'll meet you at your motel.
1551
01:11:51,555 --> 01:11:52,574
- Now listen ladies,
1552
01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:54,853
you aren't gonna let me
down tonight, are you?
1553
01:11:54,854 --> 01:11:56,418
- I'll play if Archie does.
1554
01:11:58,635 --> 01:12:01,874
- It's a sport, you do
whatever you have to do to win.
1555
01:12:01,874 --> 01:12:04,474
- You were being a jerk.
1556
01:12:04,475 --> 01:12:05,838
- (scoffs) I was a jerk?
1557
01:12:06,795 --> 01:12:08,804
Who lost his case?
1558
01:12:08,805 --> 01:12:10,514
- What's the matter with you?
1559
01:12:10,515 --> 01:12:12,966
Where is the man I came
to the reunion with?
1560
01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:14,804
- (scoffs) Well, I
haven't changed my tune.
1561
01:12:14,805 --> 01:12:17,114
- That's right, you haven't.
1562
01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:19,094
- And when this ridiculous
reunion is over,
1563
01:12:19,095 --> 01:12:20,795
it's me you're gonna be left with.
1564
01:12:22,155 --> 01:12:23,855
Maybe you better think about that.
1565
01:12:24,945 --> 01:12:25,945
- Maybe I'd better.
1566
01:12:28,767 --> 01:12:31,350
(Robert sighs)
1567
01:12:34,215 --> 01:12:35,864
- Ronnie, it would never work.
1568
01:12:35,865 --> 01:12:37,124
I mean, what would you do,
1569
01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:38,508
move to the city with me?
1570
01:12:39,645 --> 01:12:41,295
No, that's exactly what she'd do.
1571
01:12:42,615 --> 01:12:45,856
Ronnie, I made a commitment
to Pam and I feel as a man.
1572
01:12:45,857 --> 01:12:48,774
(knuckles tapping)
1573
01:12:51,897 --> 01:12:53,204
(door clicks)
1574
01:12:53,205 --> 01:12:56,455
(upbeat playful music)
1575
01:12:57,675 --> 01:12:58,818
- My latest story.
1576
01:13:03,465 --> 01:13:04,848
I just finished it.
1577
01:13:08,865 --> 01:13:10,724
- I looked up from the dark wet sand
1578
01:13:10,725 --> 01:13:13,274
and saw the fire and designs.
1579
01:13:13,275 --> 01:13:16,076
I didn't know about my mind,
but my body was telling me,
1580
01:13:17,887 --> 01:13:18,887
Betty.
1581
01:13:20,176 --> 01:13:22,668
- I never forgot the night
of the storm, Archie.
1582
01:13:24,348 --> 01:13:26,055
And I never forgot the way I stood by
1583
01:13:26,056 --> 01:13:28,279
and watched while you
chased after Veronica.
1584
01:13:29,206 --> 01:13:31,818
How I never just went after what I wanted.
1585
01:13:35,242 --> 01:13:37,185
(door clicks)
1586
01:13:37,186 --> 01:13:38,236
- What are you doing?
1587
01:13:40,066 --> 01:13:43,155
- Something I always want
to do with you, Archie.
1588
01:13:43,156 --> 01:13:45,464
I'm sick of being Miss Goody Two-Shoes.
1589
01:13:45,465 --> 01:13:47,209
Treat me like a woman, Archie.
1590
01:13:48,136 --> 01:13:51,014
Make me wild.
1591
01:13:51,015 --> 01:13:52,578
- Now let's not be rash.
1592
01:13:53,691 --> 01:13:55,574
(car door clicks)
1593
01:13:55,575 --> 01:13:56,675
How about that shower?
1594
01:13:57,855 --> 01:13:59,059
- How about it?
1595
01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:03,874
- Be in in a sec.
1596
01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:07,582
(door bangs)
(knuckles tapping)
1597
01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:09,511
(door clicks)
1598
01:14:09,512 --> 01:14:12,678
(upbeat sultry music)
1599
01:14:14,206 --> 01:14:16,219
- Archie, you're amazing.
1600
01:14:17,206 --> 01:14:19,578
How did you know that
was one of my fantasies?
1601
01:14:21,046 --> 01:14:22,046
Let's get wet.
1602
01:14:24,311 --> 01:14:25,311
- Uh, no!
1603
01:14:26,179 --> 01:14:27,854
- No?
- No, I was just, uh,
1604
01:14:27,855 --> 01:14:31,575
just gonna steam my suit, uh,
for the party tonight frankly.
1605
01:14:31,576 --> 01:14:32,409
- I'll do it.
1606
01:14:32,410 --> 01:14:33,944
- Nope, not gonna wear it just decided.
1607
01:14:33,945 --> 01:14:35,145
- Well, let's see what else you've got.
1608
01:14:35,146 --> 01:14:36,755
How about?
1609
01:14:36,756 --> 01:14:37,874
(door bangs)
1610
01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:38,779
- Coming?
1611
01:14:38,780 --> 01:14:40,820
- (chuckles) Uh, you bet, uh-huh.
1612
01:14:40,821 --> 01:14:41,984
- When?
1613
01:14:41,985 --> 01:14:43,335
- Any second now.
1614
01:14:43,336 --> 01:14:44,296
- I'll be waving.
1615
01:14:44,296 --> 01:14:45,296
- Okay.
1616
01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:47,046
(door bangs)
(playful music)
1617
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:48,259
Slip fell against the door.
1618
01:14:49,335 --> 01:14:50,708
- And you held it closed.
1619
01:14:50,709 --> 01:14:52,249
Who are you speaking to?
1620
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,645
(knuckles tapping)
1621
01:14:54,646 --> 01:14:56,193
Aren't you gonna see who it is?
1622
01:14:56,194 --> 01:14:57,352
- Who what is?
1623
01:14:57,353 --> 01:14:58,425
(knuckles tapping)
1624
01:14:58,426 --> 01:14:59,803
- Someone knocked on the door.
1625
01:14:59,804 --> 01:15:00,638
(knuckles tapping)
1626
01:15:00,639 --> 01:15:02,137
See.
- You're right.
1627
01:15:02,138 --> 01:15:04,555
(door bangs)
1628
01:15:08,334 --> 01:15:09,525
(door clicks)
1629
01:15:09,526 --> 01:15:11,102
- Surprise.
1630
01:15:11,103 --> 01:15:13,848
- (gasps) Surprise.
1631
01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:16,426
(door bangs)
1632
01:15:16,427 --> 01:15:18,732
- (giggles) Are you happy to see me?
1633
01:15:18,733 --> 01:15:19,606
- Oh, you bet.
1634
01:15:19,607 --> 01:15:21,045
Very happy.
1635
01:15:21,046 --> 01:15:23,951
- Uh, are, are we in a
rush to get somewhere?
1636
01:15:23,952 --> 01:15:25,147
- No, no.
1637
01:15:25,148 --> 01:15:26,854
(car engine roaring)
(tires screeching)
1638
01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,355
(door clicks)
1639
01:15:30,585 --> 01:15:33,585
(knuckles pounding)
1640
01:15:35,647 --> 01:15:37,326
(knuckles pounding)
1641
01:15:37,327 --> 01:15:38,595
(Betty screams)
1642
01:15:38,596 --> 01:15:40,065
- What are you doing here?
1643
01:15:40,066 --> 01:15:42,924
- I was about to ask
you the same question.
1644
01:15:42,925 --> 01:15:45,821
(Veronica gasps)
1645
01:15:45,822 --> 01:15:47,415
(gentle dramatic music)
1646
01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:49,485
- I think we need to talk.
1647
01:15:49,486 --> 01:15:52,245
- I'm sorry, I know I've been
really bad about calling.
1648
01:15:52,246 --> 01:15:56,509
But it, it's like, suddenly I
have all these best friends.
1649
01:15:58,906 --> 01:16:00,469
- I hate you!
1650
01:16:04,067 --> 01:16:05,067
- I see.
1651
01:16:07,113 --> 01:16:09,863
- Either I'm seeing things
or that's babe number three.
1652
01:16:10,936 --> 01:16:12,225
- You get this sneaky feeling
1653
01:16:12,226 --> 01:16:14,745
that geeky knows something we don't?
1654
01:16:14,746 --> 01:16:16,605
- Reggie was trying to force Pops out
1655
01:16:16,606 --> 01:16:18,255
and it looked like it was gonna happen
1656
01:16:18,256 --> 01:16:21,225
until finally I got the judge
1657
01:16:21,226 --> 01:16:22,605
to convene the court over the weekend.
1658
01:16:22,606 --> 01:16:25,100
But then I lost.
1659
01:16:26,151 --> 01:16:27,795
- I'm sorry.
1660
01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:29,206
Can't he move someplace else?
1661
01:16:29,207 --> 01:16:30,945
- No, honey, that's not the point.
1662
01:16:30,946 --> 01:16:33,889
You see, this place is special.
1663
01:16:36,107 --> 01:16:37,406
- It's an ice cream store.
1664
01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:41,355
(door bangs)
1665
01:16:41,356 --> 01:16:43,452
- Arch, Betty and Veronica
are looking for you.
1666
01:16:43,453 --> 01:16:47,325
- Uh, honey, this is Jughead and Jordan.
1667
01:16:47,326 --> 01:16:49,849
Guys, this is Pam.
1668
01:16:52,786 --> 01:16:54,256
- Oh, hi.
1669
01:16:54,257 --> 01:16:55,635
- Hi.
1670
01:16:55,636 --> 01:16:58,009
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1671
01:16:59,806 --> 01:17:01,755
- Well, we're going to find Big Ethel.
1672
01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:03,885
I decided it'd be a good first step
1673
01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:06,106
in conquering my fear of women.
1674
01:17:06,107 --> 01:17:07,107
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1675
01:17:07,889 --> 01:17:09,390
Ah, okay, bye-Bye.
1676
01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:13,975
(door clicks)
(bell ringing)
1677
01:17:13,976 --> 01:17:15,948
(door bangs)
1678
01:17:15,949 --> 01:17:17,434
- What a strange pair.
1679
01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:20,185
(birds chirping)
1680
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,355
(knuckles tapping)
1681
01:17:24,356 --> 01:17:27,432
(Jughead sighs)
1682
01:17:27,433 --> 01:17:29,655
(door clicks)
1683
01:17:29,656 --> 01:17:30,945
- [Jughead] Oh, Ms. Muggs, hi.
1684
01:17:30,946 --> 01:17:32,777
Is Ethel home?
1685
01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:33,778
- Jughead.
1686
01:17:34,487 --> 01:17:36,679
Oh, she'll be so happy to see you.
1687
01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:40,759
- Ah.
1688
01:17:41,967 --> 01:17:43,619
(Jughead sighs)
1689
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:46,620
(Jughead whistling)
1690
01:17:49,756 --> 01:17:52,306
Well, I guess she's not home so.
1691
01:17:52,307 --> 01:17:53,333
- [Jordan] Yeah.
1692
01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:56,314
(gentle sultry music)
1693
01:17:56,315 --> 01:17:57,463
- Ethel?
1694
01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:58,464
- Jughead!
1695
01:18:01,521 --> 01:18:02,521
Hi.
1696
01:18:04,488 --> 01:18:07,071
(upbeat music)
1697
01:18:09,077 --> 01:18:11,120
And you must be Jughead Jr.
1698
01:18:12,197 --> 01:18:14,716
- That's me, Jughead Jr.
1699
01:18:14,717 --> 01:18:16,730
- You're handsome just like your father.
1700
01:18:17,962 --> 01:18:19,096
Well, come on.
1701
01:18:19,097 --> 01:18:20,796
I was just getting in the jacuzzi.
1702
01:18:21,942 --> 01:18:22,942
Come on.
1703
01:18:24,731 --> 01:18:29,056
- Jacuzzi, jacuzzi. (grunting)
1704
01:18:29,057 --> 01:18:30,796
- Beautiful, right?
1705
01:18:30,797 --> 01:18:33,885
But don't tell anyone about
this place, it's the gang's.
1706
01:18:33,886 --> 01:18:35,237
- Archie, who would I tell?
1707
01:18:37,547 --> 01:18:38,548
- Oh, I'm saving
1708
01:18:38,549 --> 01:18:39,646
(glass shattering)
1709
01:18:39,647 --> 01:18:41,119
that.
1710
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,276
- That the bottle, are you kidding?
1711
01:18:43,277 --> 01:18:45,127
- Well, they don't make them anymore.
1712
01:18:48,077 --> 01:18:51,015
- Honey, if you wanna get attached
1713
01:18:51,016 --> 01:18:52,876
to an old root beer bottle, that's fine.
1714
01:18:52,877 --> 01:18:54,706
And it's even okay if you wanna think
1715
01:18:54,707 --> 01:18:56,566
an ice cream store is the Living In.
1716
01:18:56,567 --> 01:18:59,386
But try and keep some perspective.
1717
01:18:59,387 --> 01:19:02,056
- Pam, it's not just an ice cream store.
1718
01:19:02,057 --> 01:19:04,036
It's our ice cream store.
1719
01:19:04,037 --> 01:19:07,276
Mine, and Jughead's, and
Betty, and Veronica's,
1720
01:19:07,277 --> 01:19:09,530
and Moose's, and yes, even Reggie's.
1721
01:19:13,157 --> 01:19:14,117
- Betty and Veronica will be
1722
01:19:14,118 --> 01:19:15,767
at the party tonight, won't they?
1723
01:19:20,687 --> 01:19:21,787
I'd like to meet them.
1724
01:19:22,637 --> 01:19:25,246
- And I'm sure that
they'd like to meet you,
1725
01:19:25,247 --> 01:19:26,716
but if you don't want to go, that's okay.
1726
01:19:26,717 --> 01:19:27,550
I mean, you said,
1727
01:19:27,551 --> 01:19:30,436
"You were worried about
nodding and smiling."
1728
01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:31,670
- I've been practicing.
1729
01:19:32,556 --> 01:19:33,556
- Huh?
1730
01:19:35,425 --> 01:19:37,385
♪ A clue ♪
1731
01:19:37,386 --> 01:19:42,386
♪ Won't you tell me what I should do ♪
1732
01:19:42,939 --> 01:19:46,066
♪ And if it's just a lull ♪
1733
01:19:46,067 --> 01:19:50,466
♪ Why'm I bored right outta my skull ♪
1734
01:19:50,467 --> 01:19:55,467
♪ Oh yeah, yeah, keep me
from feeling so dull ♪
1735
01:19:58,104 --> 01:20:00,970
♪ If it's just a game ♪
1736
01:20:00,971 --> 01:20:02,553
♪ Then we'll break down ♪
1737
01:20:02,554 --> 01:20:04,365
- Dad, there's Big Ethel.
1738
01:20:04,366 --> 01:20:07,097
- Whoa, quick, quick,
hide, hide, hide, hide.
1739
01:20:07,098 --> 01:20:10,037
- Arch, remember Big Ethel?
1740
01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:11,038
- Hi, Archie.
1741
01:20:12,576 --> 01:20:13,576
- Ethel.
1742
01:20:14,927 --> 01:20:16,400
- Come on boys, let's dance.
1743
01:20:19,847 --> 01:20:21,436
- Ethel's an international model now.
1744
01:20:21,437 --> 01:20:22,338
I guess when we knew her,
1745
01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:24,377
she was going through an awkward phase.
1746
01:20:24,378 --> 01:20:25,880
- Yeah, I guess.
1747
01:20:31,308 --> 01:20:35,103
- Archie, we're both in love with you.
1748
01:20:35,104 --> 01:20:37,221
- But you have to make a choice.
1749
01:20:39,991 --> 01:20:42,856
(Archie chuckling)
1750
01:20:42,857 --> 01:20:44,387
- Pam.
1751
01:20:44,388 --> 01:20:48,497
This, this, this, this,
this is Betty and Veronica.
1752
01:20:48,498 --> 01:20:49,498
- I see.
1753
01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:52,488
- We're waiting.
1754
01:20:52,489 --> 01:20:54,856
- Excuse me, I was here first.
1755
01:20:54,857 --> 01:20:56,686
What is going on?
1756
01:20:56,687 --> 01:20:59,357
- Time for the band to go on.
1757
01:20:59,358 --> 01:21:01,850
You can't disappoint an old man, Andrews.
1758
01:21:03,857 --> 01:21:06,407
Especially the one who
just saved your neck.
1759
01:21:06,408 --> 01:21:08,297
- No, I guess I can't.
1760
01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:10,097
- We promised.
1761
01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:13,604
♪ 'Cause I'll give you
something to live without ♪
1762
01:21:13,605 --> 01:21:15,227
♪ You'll give me something to ♪
1763
01:21:15,228 --> 01:21:17,926
- I'm giving you a chance to reconsider.
1764
01:21:17,927 --> 01:21:19,756
- You're giving me a chance?
1765
01:21:19,757 --> 01:21:20,776
- [Mr. Weatherbee] Hold the record please.
1766
01:21:20,777 --> 01:21:23,746
Would the rest of the band
please assemble on stage.
1767
01:21:23,747 --> 01:21:25,247
- What's going on with her?
1768
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:27,016
- The reunion's warping them.
1769
01:21:27,017 --> 01:21:29,687
- Small town sentimentality.
1770
01:21:29,688 --> 01:21:30,886
I'm sick of it.
1771
01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,178
- I know what you mean.
1772
01:21:39,033 --> 01:21:40,033
- Robert.
1773
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,146
- Pam.
1774
01:21:45,482 --> 01:21:48,815
(fast tempo drum music)
1775
01:21:53,545 --> 01:21:56,295
(group clapping)
1776
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:05,237
- Well, um, hmm, our instruments are old,
1777
01:22:05,238 --> 01:22:07,889
we're out of practice, and we're over 30.
1778
01:22:07,890 --> 01:22:08,723
(fast tempo drum music)
1779
01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:11,430
(group laughing)
1780
01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:12,431
So be kind.
1781
01:22:13,377 --> 01:22:14,377
- Wait!
1782
01:22:15,138 --> 01:22:16,791
Nobody's playing without me.
1783
01:22:21,566 --> 01:22:25,130
(medium tempo drum music)
1784
01:22:25,131 --> 01:22:27,714
(upbeat music)
1785
01:22:33,802 --> 01:22:35,524
♪ Ever since I met 'cha ♪
1786
01:22:35,525 --> 01:22:37,866
♪ I couldn't want you better ♪
1787
01:22:37,867 --> 01:22:41,876
♪ I couldn't love you
stronger if I tried ♪
1788
01:22:41,877 --> 01:22:43,826
♪ It's my true heart I'm showin' ♪
1789
01:22:43,827 --> 01:22:46,097
♪ Or my nose would be growin' ♪
1790
01:22:46,098 --> 01:22:49,246
♪ You know that it gets
longer when I lie ♪
1791
01:22:49,247 --> 01:22:50,289
♪ It's been a long time ♪
1792
01:22:50,290 --> 01:22:53,120
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1793
01:22:53,121 --> 01:22:54,408
♪ Yeah, come on ♪
1794
01:22:54,409 --> 01:22:56,725
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1795
01:22:56,726 --> 01:22:58,525
♪ Look at the pipes on her ♪
1796
01:22:58,526 --> 01:23:00,997
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1797
01:23:00,998 --> 01:23:02,557
♪ The band's still got it ♪
1798
01:23:02,558 --> 01:23:05,177
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1799
01:23:05,178 --> 01:23:06,831
♪ Oh yeah, here we go ♪
1800
01:23:06,832 --> 01:23:10,978
♪ Bein' kinda pretty and
down here in the city ♪
1801
01:23:10,979 --> 01:23:14,274
♪ Find it isn't easy to be smart ♪
1802
01:23:14,275 --> 01:23:15,353
♪ Tell me, Jug ♪
1803
01:23:15,354 --> 01:23:19,060
♪ Tryin' to untangle the
jingle from the jangle ♪
1804
01:23:19,061 --> 01:23:23,188
♪ It's easy to listen to your heart ♪
1805
01:23:23,189 --> 01:23:25,726
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
1806
01:23:25,727 --> 01:23:27,584
♪ Yeah, oh ♪
1807
01:23:27,585 --> 01:23:29,713
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1808
01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:31,345
♪ One time everybody ♪
1809
01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:33,976
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
1810
01:23:33,977 --> 01:23:35,629
♪ Now we're cooking now, yeah, come on ♪
1811
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,216
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1812
01:23:38,217 --> 01:23:39,811
♪ You want the hits, give me baby ♪
1813
01:23:39,812 --> 01:23:40,980
♪ La-la-la ♪
1814
01:23:40,981 --> 01:23:42,362
(microphone screeching)
1815
01:23:42,363 --> 01:23:44,897
- Hold, hold, hold, please.
1816
01:23:44,898 --> 01:23:46,565
Pop Tate won't move.
1817
01:23:49,698 --> 01:23:52,210
The bulldozers are gonna drive right over.
1818
01:23:52,211 --> 01:23:55,194
(Betty gasps)
1819
01:23:55,195 --> 01:23:57,777
(guitar thuds)
1820
01:24:12,595 --> 01:24:15,263
(ominous music)
1821
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:29,508
(group chattering)
1822
01:24:29,509 --> 01:24:30,509
- Hey, there he is.
1823
01:24:31,492 --> 01:24:32,325
- You gotta help Pops.
1824
01:24:32,325 --> 01:24:33,319
- Yeah, yeah.
1825
01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:34,309
- They're gonna doze right over him.
1826
01:24:34,310 --> 01:24:35,598
It's gonna be a bloody mess.
1827
01:24:35,599 --> 01:24:36,648
- And we'll lose our jobs.
1828
01:24:36,649 --> 01:24:37,489
- Don't worry I'll take care of him.
1829
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,489
- Go get him.
1830
01:24:40,369 --> 01:24:41,538
- What are you doing?
1831
01:24:41,539 --> 01:24:42,372
- My laundry.
1832
01:24:42,373 --> 01:24:44,508
What does it look like I'm doing, Archie?
1833
01:24:44,509 --> 01:24:49,509
- Reggie, you are a poor sportsman.
1834
01:24:57,079 --> 01:24:59,658
- A gift, sir, from Ms. Lodge.
1835
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:01,072
- Yeah, right, thanks.
1836
01:25:02,938 --> 01:25:05,987
Pops, this is not gonna
accomplish anything.
1837
01:25:05,988 --> 01:25:07,186
Oh, Pops, now look.
1838
01:25:08,397 --> 01:25:11,397
(car doors banging)
1839
01:25:12,642 --> 01:25:13,852
No, no, no.
1840
01:25:16,249 --> 01:25:20,415
You'll have to arrest me too.
1841
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:22,162
- And me too.
- Yeah, Jughead.
1842
01:25:24,079 --> 01:25:25,492
Yeah, folks come on.
1843
01:25:27,589 --> 01:25:28,997
- Come on, Betty, you're coming with me.
1844
01:25:28,998 --> 01:25:30,021
- Don't touch me.
1845
01:25:31,147 --> 01:25:31,979
- Don't touch you, I'm your boy-
1846
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:34,428
- You're a bully, and I'm
sick of being pushed around.
1847
01:25:34,429 --> 01:25:36,738
Go and pick on somebody your own size.
1848
01:25:36,739 --> 01:25:37,822
We're through.
1849
01:25:42,769 --> 01:25:46,008
- In case you haven't noticed,
demonstrations are out.
1850
01:25:46,009 --> 01:25:47,932
I demand you stop this right now.
1851
01:25:49,459 --> 01:25:50,459
- I can't do that.
1852
01:25:52,129 --> 01:25:53,778
- Archie, you're pushing me.
1853
01:25:53,779 --> 01:25:55,679
I've put up with a lot from you today.
1854
01:25:58,519 --> 01:26:02,019
(police radio chattering)
1855
01:26:04,638 --> 01:26:07,109
- [Man] What are you
gonna break our heads now?
1856
01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:08,690
- [Man 2] We're not leaving!
1857
01:26:08,691 --> 01:26:09,527
- [Woman] Come on, the can't arrest all-
1858
01:26:09,528 --> 01:26:11,521
- This is my business, Veronica.
1859
01:26:11,522 --> 01:26:12,355
- [Woman 2] What do you
think you're gonna do?
1860
01:26:12,356 --> 01:26:16,186
- Remember, you need me
as much as I need you.
1861
01:26:16,187 --> 01:26:18,588
- I don't need this.
1862
01:26:18,589 --> 01:26:19,968
Disown me.
1863
01:26:19,969 --> 01:26:21,978
I'll wait tables before
I take another cent
1864
01:26:21,979 --> 01:26:23,279
from a heartless monster.
1865
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,908
- Yeah!
- I've given you everything.
1866
01:26:25,909 --> 01:26:28,069
- Everything money could buy.
1867
01:26:28,070 --> 01:26:32,398
All you did was throw
gifts, and I took them,
1868
01:26:32,399 --> 01:26:34,012
and I hated myself for it.
1869
01:26:35,685 --> 01:26:36,589
- [Man 3] You got a cell big enough
1870
01:26:36,590 --> 01:26:38,208
to hold the whole town?
1871
01:26:38,209 --> 01:26:41,292
- I had no idea you felt so strongly.
1872
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:48,022
- Make your choice,
Father, me or your money.
1873
01:26:58,939 --> 01:27:00,340
- [Hyrum] Call off the crew.
1874
01:27:02,049 --> 01:27:07,049
(group cheering)
(group clapping)
1875
01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:19,159
(insects chirping)
1876
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,160
- Done, sir.
1877
01:27:20,929 --> 01:27:22,099
- Done?
1878
01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:24,678
- Your problem's almost eliminated.
1879
01:27:24,679 --> 01:27:28,668
- You were supposed to frighten
Archie, not eliminating him.
1880
01:27:28,669 --> 01:27:30,529
- Well, it's only a bomb.
1881
01:27:30,530 --> 01:27:32,479
- There are hundreds of people out there!
1882
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,648
- No problem, sir.
1883
01:27:33,649 --> 01:27:35,243
It has to be triggered by this.
1884
01:27:40,639 --> 01:27:41,652
- Give that to me.
1885
01:27:42,542 --> 01:27:44,874
- I don't know if I want to.
1886
01:27:48,518 --> 01:27:50,604
(group cheering)
1887
01:27:50,605 --> 01:27:52,188
- Ah, ha, ha, yeah!
1888
01:27:53,245 --> 01:27:54,911
Pop's here for good.
1889
01:27:57,161 --> 01:27:58,233
- The package!
1890
01:27:58,234 --> 01:27:59,502
- Yeah, yeah, thanks Veronica.
1891
01:27:59,503 --> 01:28:00,525
It's very nice.
1892
01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:01,485
- It's a bomb.
1893
01:28:01,486 --> 01:28:03,016
- It's a bomb?
1894
01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:04,531
A bomb, a bomb!
1895
01:28:04,532 --> 01:28:05,904
- A bomb!
1896
01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:06,905
- A bomb!
1897
01:28:07,886 --> 01:28:09,062
It's a bomb!
1898
01:28:09,063 --> 01:28:11,895
(group screaming)
1899
01:28:14,856 --> 01:28:15,856
- A bomb?
1900
01:28:18,816 --> 01:28:23,817
- This way!
- That way!
1901
01:28:25,188 --> 01:28:28,307
- [Archie] A bomb, a bomb, a bomb!
1902
01:28:28,308 --> 01:28:29,487
- [Cop] A what?
1903
01:28:29,488 --> 01:28:31,449
A bomb?
- A bomb!
1904
01:28:31,450 --> 01:28:32,983
- [Cop] That's a bomb.
1905
01:28:32,984 --> 01:28:34,534
(Archie yelling)
1906
01:28:34,535 --> 01:28:35,374
- That's a bomb!
1907
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,707
- That's a bomb!
1908
01:28:37,947 --> 01:28:40,998
(Archie panting)
1909
01:28:40,999 --> 01:28:42,522
- Isn't winning enough?
1910
01:28:42,523 --> 01:28:44,389
- Can't you just shut up for once?
1911
01:28:44,390 --> 01:28:47,539
- You have to humiliate me more.
1912
01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:49,459
You made this whole thing up.
1913
01:28:49,460 --> 01:28:50,293
There isn't any
1914
01:28:50,294 --> 01:28:53,043
(bomb exploding)
1915
01:29:00,115 --> 01:29:00,948
bomb.
1916
01:29:00,949 --> 01:29:05,256
(metal thudding)
(siren wailing)
1917
01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:08,007
(birds chirping)
1918
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:23,635
- Pam, listen.
1919
01:29:23,636 --> 01:29:25,189
- You don't have to say it.
1920
01:29:25,190 --> 01:29:28,249
After all this, I don't
wanna be with you anymore
1921
01:29:28,250 --> 01:29:29,472
than it seems you wanna be with me.
1922
01:29:29,473 --> 01:29:31,519
- Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.
1923
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,360
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1924
01:29:32,361 --> 01:29:34,759
I certainly didn't plan any of this.
1925
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:36,979
I mean, if I had the last three
days to do all over again,
1926
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:39,443
I, I'd do exactly the same thing.
1927
01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,859
It's not nostalgia or, or,
or any of those things.
1928
01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:44,067
It's, it's real.
1929
01:29:44,068 --> 01:29:45,589
(trunk thuds)
1930
01:29:45,590 --> 01:29:48,439
I know it sounds really
weird, but after all this,
1931
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:50,809
after everything that's happened,
1932
01:29:50,810 --> 01:29:52,699
I feel a lot clearer about things.
1933
01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:54,323
- It's okay, Archie.
1934
01:29:58,880 --> 01:29:59,880
- Really?
1935
01:30:00,710 --> 01:30:01,710
- Ready to go?
1936
01:30:05,091 --> 01:30:06,890
- Robert and I have a lot in common.
1937
01:30:09,555 --> 01:30:12,388
(Archie chuckles)
1938
01:30:15,106 --> 01:30:17,688
(gentle music)
1939
01:30:25,638 --> 01:30:26,600
- You sure you got everything?
1940
01:30:26,601 --> 01:30:28,208
I feel like we-
- I hope I.
1941
01:30:28,209 --> 01:30:29,539
- Hey.
- Hey.
1942
01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:31,669
- I was.
- Talk to Pam?
1943
01:30:31,670 --> 01:30:33,803
- Yeah, get that piano off your back yet?
1944
01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:35,903
- I'm all alone now.
1945
01:30:38,421 --> 01:30:39,500
- We've gotta go.
1946
01:30:39,501 --> 01:30:40,501
- Oh sure.
1947
01:30:44,611 --> 01:30:46,298
It was great seeing you guys.
1948
01:30:47,361 --> 01:30:49,400
- Hey, you're not alone, you've got us.
1949
01:30:49,401 --> 01:30:50,241
We'll visit.
1950
01:30:50,242 --> 01:30:51,560
- Yeah, this place is cool.
1951
01:30:51,561 --> 01:30:52,810
- He liked the explosion.
1952
01:31:06,096 --> 01:31:09,100
(door clicks)
1953
01:31:09,101 --> 01:31:09,933
(door bangs)
1954
01:31:09,933 --> 01:31:10,880
- Good job, there geek.
1955
01:31:10,881 --> 01:31:13,109
Uh, Archie.
1956
01:31:13,110 --> 01:31:14,630
Would you shake our hands?
1957
01:31:14,631 --> 01:31:16,115
- We even washed them.
1958
01:31:16,116 --> 01:31:17,869
(Archie chuckles)
1959
01:31:17,870 --> 01:31:19,009
- Thanks.
- Thanks, Arch.
1960
01:31:19,010 --> 01:31:19,843
- You bet.
1961
01:31:19,843 --> 01:31:20,780
- See you tomorrow, Pops.
1962
01:31:20,781 --> 01:31:23,381
- Hey Pops, don't forget
the back door's still open.
1963
01:31:25,885 --> 01:31:26,719
(door clicks)
(bell rings)
1964
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:30,380
- [Pop] Archie, uh, how about
a molt for old time's sake?
1965
01:31:30,381 --> 01:31:32,564
- [Archie] Set 'em up,
Pops and keep 'em coming.
1966
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:35,364
- We're still waiting.
1967
01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,770
- Choose, Archie.
1968
01:31:39,771 --> 01:31:42,859
- We're making it as
easy as possible for you.
1969
01:31:42,860 --> 01:31:44,450
No matter what you decide.
1970
01:31:44,451 --> 01:31:47,154
We won't be mad at you or each other,
1971
01:31:48,711 --> 01:31:50,304
but we need to know.
1972
01:31:53,553 --> 01:31:56,612
- Well.
1973
01:31:56,613 --> 01:31:59,592
(water splashing)
(Archie groans)
1974
01:31:59,593 --> 01:32:00,676
- Ah, Jordan.
1975
01:32:01,576 --> 01:32:03,070
- Sorry, Archie.
1976
01:32:03,071 --> 01:32:03,904
- No problem.
1977
01:32:03,904 --> 01:32:04,744
Get over here.
1978
01:32:04,745 --> 01:32:06,444
Come here, get over here.
1979
01:32:11,541 --> 01:32:13,009
- You know, I was thinking on the bus,
1980
01:32:13,010 --> 01:32:14,780
you know how many shrinks
there are in the city?
1981
01:32:14,781 --> 01:32:15,614
Thousands.
1982
01:32:15,615 --> 01:32:17,630
There's barely enough
lunatic to go around,
1983
01:32:17,631 --> 01:32:19,340
and Jordan couldn't bear to live far away
1984
01:32:19,341 --> 01:32:20,441
from his Uncle Archie.
1985
01:32:22,011 --> 01:32:23,304
I had a little to say in.
1986
01:32:26,631 --> 01:32:31,224
- So hmm, what are you two gonna do?
1987
01:32:32,241 --> 01:32:35,091
- I'm staying here this summer to write.
1988
01:32:35,092 --> 01:32:37,041
My publisher says, "I have a real future
1989
01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:39,109
as a romance novelist."
1990
01:32:40,581 --> 01:32:42,890
And in the fall we'll see if Riverdale
1991
01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,470
needs another grade school teacher.
1992
01:32:45,471 --> 01:32:47,990
- Paris is jammed with
tourists this time of year
1993
01:32:47,991 --> 01:32:50,454
and Daddy and I have a
few things to work on.
1994
01:32:51,351 --> 01:32:52,940
When are you leaving?
1995
01:32:52,941 --> 01:32:56,095
- Uh, oh, I'm not.
1996
01:32:57,501 --> 01:32:58,610
- But Pam?
1997
01:32:58,611 --> 01:33:01,101
- Is back in the city.
1998
01:33:01,102 --> 01:33:02,994
We broke up.
1999
01:33:04,533 --> 01:33:05,866
- Yes, yes, yes.
2000
01:33:08,691 --> 01:33:10,105
- Well, have a seat.
2001
01:33:17,331 --> 01:33:20,660
- Okay, everybody smile.
2002
01:33:20,661 --> 01:33:21,800
- [Archie] Get in here.
2003
01:33:21,801 --> 01:33:22,801
Look pretty.
2004
01:33:24,004 --> 01:33:27,255
(Reggie clears throat)
2005
01:33:29,133 --> 01:33:30,980
(door bangs)
2006
01:33:30,981 --> 01:33:31,981
- Sorry.
2007
01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:34,371
- Little louder, Reg.
2008
01:33:34,372 --> 01:33:36,111
- I think everyone heard.
2009
01:33:36,112 --> 01:33:37,112
Come on, Reggie.
2010
01:33:40,222 --> 01:33:42,944
Okay, nobody move.
2011
01:33:42,945 --> 01:33:45,365
- I don't think anybody will.
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