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[upbeat instrumental playing]
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Um, so, where's
the big surprise?
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Patience,
my little chicky nuggets.
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Captain Barnes here
is gonna explain
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why you've all been invited
on our mystery cruise.
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Floor's yours, captain!
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[Billie] Thank you.
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Good news, everybody.
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- I am the new...
- [engine rumbles]
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Oh, my God,
the engine's been cut!
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Justin,
you just shut it off.
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[sighs] You're really
killin' my drama here.
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You gotta pause for effect,
then reel 'em in.
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You know, what kills the drama is
you giving me notes in the middle of it!
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I know, but this is just
a really big moment for you, and
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- I really want you to land it.
- What are we landing, exactly?
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Billie found a new home
for the Boathouse.
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- Oh, my God, Justin!
- Oh!
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Have you been talking
to Clementine Farnsworth?
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Is she getting
secret listings?
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The tree planters have
been leasing some shoreline
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for their base camp,
and the owners wanna sell.
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If we get in first,
we could break ground
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on a new Boathouse
by Labour Day.
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Turn your heads around,
my little sweet potatoes,
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and feast your eyes!
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[Victor]
We buildin' on water, bub?
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Oh, his father's eyes
went at the same age.
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- But Derrick had
a jawline for glasses. - My jawline is fine.
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If we have to wait for rescue,
I vote we eat Justin first.
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No, no one is going anywhere
or cannibalizing anybody.
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After being treated
all summer
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like the world's
cuddliest war criminal,
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I am gonna have justice!
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So we made sure
that no one can escape,
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- because I...
- We. We.
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We...
[whispering] Sorry, sorry.
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...solved the mystery
of the Boathouse fire.
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- [Jayne gasping]
- Oh, yeah.
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And there is
an arsonist among us.
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[phone beeps]
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And they're
on this very boat.
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[creepy instrumental playing]
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[all gasping]
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[Teri] Why'd we stop?
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Did the unicorn
run out of gas?
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Justin turned off the engine.
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How do you know?
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Claire's live podcasting
from the boat.
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- That makes me sad.
- Justin and Billie think
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someone on board
torched the Boathouse.
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They're doing, like,
a whole Downton Shabby reveal.
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Does it have subtitles?
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Whoever burned down
the Boathouse was a guest
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at the "Wedding that Wasn't."
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [both] Good title.
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- [Justin] Yes, thank you.
- What about Riley?
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- He was there too.
- Yeah, so, Riley's been asked
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- to exhibit in Brussels.
- Ontario?
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The European-Canadian
art corridor
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is a smaller circuit,
but it's no less prestigious.
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Oh, did he turn you down?
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Riley was actually in Paris
when Jayne's tires blew.
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But the rest of you
each had the means,
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motive, and opportunity
to bring down the Boathouse.
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No more so than the most
hated person on the lake:
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Maisy-May.
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[scoffs]
I think you poll higher.
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[all muttering]
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Maisy's always
wanted what's mine!
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My cottage, my father.
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My uncanny ability
to relate to teen girls.
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From '90s comedies.
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And the jealousy.
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Oh! [chuckling]
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The jealousy ate Maisy up!
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Or, furious that her mom
had taken her cottage,
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Maisy decided
to get it back.
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By burning Mimsy alive.
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Yes, but we all know
the depraved lengths
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Maisy will go to when it comes
to keeping her stolen cottage.
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Rigging an election.
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Ruining Prank Day.
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- [Maisy grunts]
- Oh, God, what the hell, Maisy?
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- [Justin] Drowning me.
- [Justin shouts]
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The cottage is mine!
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- [Justin] And physical assault.
- [Justin grunts]
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- Once!
- Ugh!
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[glass shattering]
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No one wants my mom gone
more than I do,
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but why kill
an already dying woman?
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- [Mimsy scoffs]
- Unless she asked.
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My mother
couldn't have done it.
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You're describing
a crime of passion,
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and my mom is
100% premeditated.
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Yes, that's true!
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Crimes of passion are
typically committed by
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people who can experience
actual human emotion.
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And the human who burned down
the Boathouse hated it so much,
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they sabotaged
every effort to bring it back.
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Like nailing my tires
and stealing my spares
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so I'd never become
the Cabin Flip Bitch!
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Or prank a ghost
to tank the sale, right?
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But Maisy
couldn't have done it,
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because she was with me
when Phoebe...
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[all] Fo-ee-bee.
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...Fo-ee-bee got
the prank call.
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Which brings us to
the widdle demon child
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from her burning bush.
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Bring it, old man.
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Mocked for his
New Wave movie nights
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and banished from
the Talent Show committee,
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Opal hated the Boathouse's
antiquated traditions.
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That's why
there's a sign-up sheet.
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He's still a bit upset
over getting booted off
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the Talent Show committee.
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The lake just isn't
ready for Moulin Rouge!
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[Justin] So he became
our wedding planner
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so that his origami-themed decor
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would turn the Boathouse
into a tinderbox!
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We talked about this,
Justin.
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Opal couldn't have
stolen Jayne's spare
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because Jayne was driving
Tegan and Sara,
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and he didn't know that
until after she'd gone!
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I know, but if we're
doing Death on the Nile,
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then I have to go through
all the suspects!
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- [Billie] Okay, okay, fine.
- Did you guys watch
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the reboot
or the 1978 classic?
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- How dare you!
- Do me, do me!
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Oh. Oh, you're...
you're not on the list.
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Yeah, you know, everyone
kind of loves you, Victor.
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Mm-hmm. Yes, you have
wakeboard abs and zero motive.
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And zero purpose now that
you're retired, eh, bud?
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And Maisy
would never let you.
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But I would.
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- Ugh.
- [Maisy] Gross, Mom.
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Aw, thanks, guys.
You're the best!
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But Ulrika's presidency
was the worst.
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Years of fighting
over dock sizes
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and boating hours
took their toll.
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No matter how hard she tried,
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docks got bigger,
boats got louder.
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It is all moot
without quorum.
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[Billie]
Shorelines receded faster.
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[gavel thuds]
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And her Swedish tradition
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of Walpurgis,
if that's a word,
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was the perfect cover
for a controlled burn
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to reclaim the land
for Mother Gaia.
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I am sorry,
old and young Wallander,
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but you are Swede
out of luck.
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[all half-heartedly laughing]
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And I do not know
who this Fo-ee-bee is.
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Oh, but I do.
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And I was there when Jayne
came looking for Maisy,
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and I hate
the Boathouse the most,
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and I'm the only
femme fatale on the lake.
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- [all murmuring]
- But we did her already.
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- Yeah, I feel like
we did this already. - I'm confused.
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[Justin] Yeah, we did it, yeah.
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Maybe Billie burned down the
Boathouse to get with Riley.
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She has been drawn
to family figures.
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She did almost
bang her cousin.
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- Yeah.
- Step-cousin!
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That's why they
look so alike.
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Okay, guys, think.
Billie burns down the Boathouse
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because she knows that Riley
would never forgive Justin.
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- And then, bam!
- [Keri gasps]
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The path is cleared.
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- That is so fucked.
- Tweet it.
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Oh!
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But there was
an even more obvious suspect.
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- Oh, yes.
- Four, in fact.
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And their mom was covering
for them the whole time.
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The Quadspawn knew
Jayne was driving
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Tegan and Sara,
and about the bidding war.
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And as the only ones
at the wedding
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who know how to use their phone,
they could've faceswapped
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- and framed anyone.
- That is true.
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- Yeah, we have done that.
- I could've done it.
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Or those baby plastics did it
just to feel something.
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- Just to feel anything at all.
- Hmm.
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I think we've heard enough
from Rizzoli and Isles!
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- [gasps] Our show.
- You listen.
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There is no way
that my Anna Del-threes
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would've done this.
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[Olive]
There's four of us, Dad.
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- [Wayne] Hey!
- [Justin] Or maybe...
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- maybe it was you, Wayne.
- [gasps] No.
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Oh, yeah.
You're lookin' mean, sir.
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You had a motive.
You had the opportunity, too,
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- didn't you?
- Why?
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What motive
could Wayner have?
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Oh! [laughs]
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As long as Jayne's
presidency was a mess,
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Wayne still had an opportunity
to win her back.
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I mean, he was there
for the wedding.
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He was there
for the blown tires.
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He was there
for the phone call.
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Pow, pow!
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- Yeah...
- [Justin] Now, all of that compulsive,
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excessive day drinking, well,
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that just meant he wouldn't
remember a goddamn thing,
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wouldn't it, Wayne?
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[tearful] It's true.
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I don't remember anything.
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I will not let you
Inception my husband!
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She did it!
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Claire burned down the Boathouse
when Wayne turned her down.
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We all do crazy things
for the sex falcon.
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[Justin] All right.
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Aww! Daddy defended us.
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No, guys,
Mom called Daddy "husband."
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[Keri sniffles]
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[Jeri] What's wrong?
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Mom and Dad are totally
getting back together.
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I can't believe Olive's
going to jail! [sobs]
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[shouting] Claire Henderson!
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[mysterious
instrumental playing]
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All comes down to you,
Claire Bear.
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A woman who hated
her stepmother so much
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that she would do anything
to avenge her jilted mom.
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You had
a games night without us?
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Because the last one
you went to,
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you fucked Whoreen
and broke Mummy's heart.
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[Billie] By trying to
frame the one person
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she hates most
in this world.
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A sweet but
cringily horny woman, yes.
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My little girl's
not a firebug!
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She's a blunt instrument,
just like your mom.
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Hmm. What that woman could do
with a sock full of pennies.
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- What?
- I didn't frame Whoreen.
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Because she did it.
It's in my podcast.
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Come on, Claire. Whoreen could
never burn down the Boathouse.
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She's been
on the Board for years!
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Whoreen does
whatever we say.
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- No, she does
whatever you say. - Well...
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- Whoreen collects
kitten sweatshirts. - Really?
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- [all laughing]
- Whoreen gets freaky to Gordon Lightfoot.
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[all laughing]
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Whoreen makes
her own dessert wine!
242
00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,319
[all laughing]
243
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,987
Maureen...
244
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,822
- [Justin] Zip it, Maureen.
- [Jayne] Not now, Whoreen!
245
00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:54,284
My name is Maureen!
246
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,370
[goose honks]
247
00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,330
Twenty years.
248
00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:02,584
Twenty years you've called me
by that horrible name,
249
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,630
all for loving a man
with a pendulous sack.
250
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,839
- [Justin] Ugh.
- Oh, God.
251
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,760
Did you burn down
the Boathouse, Whoreen?
252
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:15,138
- I did.
- [all gasping]
253
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,392
And made sure
it never came back!
254
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,186
{\an8}- It's fine, they're not...
- Take it outside!
255
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,939
{\an8}[Whoreen] I was just so miffed
256
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,359
{\an8}when my Canasta tournament
was bumped for Justin's wedding.
257
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,904
Years of supporting everyone
on the Board,
258
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,574
and as thanks,
that name on my seat!
259
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,788
Watching everyone come together
for the boys' wedding,
260
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,790
it was so unfair.
261
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,751
Nobody came to our wedding.
262
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,964
Even after Claire's mother
gave us her blessing.
263
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:53,802
Lou had just become too much
for her. She had tiny hands.
264
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,012
- Ugh!
- [phone beeps]
265
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,138
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.
266
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,850
[Whoreen] As long as
there was a Boathouse,
267
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,728
that name would never die.
268
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:10,110
I would always be just a horny
homewrecker to you people!
269
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,655
Well, this Niagara peach
270
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:16,616
has been fucked
for the last time!
271
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,703
[fireworks exploding]
272
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,705
[dramatic instrumental playing]
273
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,293
You will call me
by my name!
274
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,210
Wow.
275
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,888
So, yeah.
276
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,681
- So I think this one's on us.
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,933
We burnt down the Boathouse.
278
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,310
All of us.
279
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,146
Not me. I've always been
very sex-positive.
280
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,939
And me.
Never called her that.
281
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,900
I've been calling her Whoreen
since I was a kid.
282
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,860
I never knew
your name was Kathleen.
283
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,987
I called her Whoreen
at the Gas & Go this morning.
284
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,239
She's saved as Whoreen
in my phone.
285
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,575
I call her Whoreen
at cards.
286
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,286
- Sometimes in bed, I...
- That's allowed.
287
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,873
We really should've
done better.
288
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,959
Can you ever
forgive us, Maureen?
289
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,796
You are not buying
any of this horseshit, are you?
290
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,631
- [motor whirring]
- [Jayne] Yeah. I mean...
291
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,091
- [Wayne] I think that's
what's happening. - [Victor] Sounds good to me.
292
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,425
[Claire] Unbelievable.
293
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,220
[Oleyada: "Dig Yourself"]
294
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,515
? A little lonely
but legit now ?
295
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,977
? You shine the light
I know I'm getting out ?
296
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:31,858
? I will remember your name
Your name, your name ?
297
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,486
Oh, well, this would be a good
spot for the new Boathouse.
298
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,655
Or there.
Better water access.
299
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,739
[Justin] Bush Prom.
300
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,325
Is this why you were
rushing the drama?
301
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,952
- Maybe.
- [Forrest] Folks!
302
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,080
[chuckles] This is still
tree planter land till sunrise,
303
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:48,333
so that is
a no good on the tour.
304
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,253
But, if you're down to clown
on our last night here,
305
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,172
let me be the first
to officially welcome you...
306
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,507
to Bush Prom.
307
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,300
Is there anything
he can't pull off?
308
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,260
[Forrest] All right, y'all.
309
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,762
We've got a couple of
ground rules to get through
310
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139
before the band plays.
311
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,891
Rule number one:
no dance battles.
312
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,977
Why are you looking at me?
Why is he looking at me?
313
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,105
And as per
Bush Prom tradition,
314
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,982
guys wear dresses,
315
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,234
- ladies wear tuxes.
- [excited gasp]
316
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,945
[Justin chuckles]
317
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,282
It's better if I pick for them.
Not everyone can work a ruffle.
318
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,576
[Valley Girl: "No Ceiling"]
319
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,454
? No doubts, no fears
Just confidence...
320
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:29,040
Okay, okay.
You guys look dope.
321
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,126
Welcome to the party.
322
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,004
[all cheering]
323
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,132
[Wayne] Beer's this way!
Over here!
324
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,677
?
325
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,512
So, uh, friend,
326
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,432
um, there's nothing in here
that's my size.
327
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,392
Is there, like,
another friend
328
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,894
that I could swap with,
you know?
329
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,187
I'm just asking...
just asking,
330
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,354
- you know, as like, a...
- Friend.
331
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:52,939
Got it.
332
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,067
You breakin' up with me,
Kombuch?
333
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,237
I think. I don't know.
I've never done it before.
334
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,740
- How am I doing?
- Oh, you're crushin' it.
335
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,743
But you and Ivy
are the only ones left to swap.
336
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,662
Yeah, I don't think
that would go well.
337
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,540
It is the last day
of camp.
338
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,293
Puts people
in a forgiving mood.
339
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,297
Friends?
340
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,344
[chuckles]
341
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,429
Definitely.
342
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,349
You got this.
343
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,017
She's by the mess tent.
344
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,227
Thanks.
345
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,395
It's the other...
346
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,483
- She'll figure it out.
- [Maisy] Victor, honey?
347
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,652
Hey, Maisies.
In here.
348
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,280
- Oh, God.
- This is Krusty Jake.
349
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,157
Oh, my friends
call me KJ.
350
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,700
That'll never happen.
351
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,285
Have you lost your mind?
352
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,787
Why are you
getting a tattoo
353
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,705
from a dirty hippie
in a sarong?
354
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,041
This is actually good
for air circulation, so...
355
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,335
Finally found my tattoo
for the year, hon.
356
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,338
MVP:
"Most Victor Player."
357
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,967
I told you to come to me
when Daddy has ideas.
358
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,635
I was looking so hard
for a symbol
359
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,762
to mark my year
that I lost myself!
360
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,472
Happens all the time, dude.
361
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,558
I'm a three-time
hockey champ,
362
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,393
bangin' husband,
kickass dad.
363
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,061
I could have gotten away
with the Boathouse fire
364
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,729
because everyone loves me!
365
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,439
Next time
I forget how amazing I am,
366
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,276
I'll just give myself a little
pat on the back to remember!
367
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,443
You wanna take a look?
368
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,861
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
369
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,573
- Where's MVP?
- [Krusty Jake mumbles]
370
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,199
Daddy got a tramp stamp.
371
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,578
After what happened to Maureen,
it felt right to reclaim it.
372
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,996
So we never forget.
373
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,664
Hmm.
374
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,127
Small sips or you'll barf.
375
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,713
Okay, more for me.
376
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,340
Gonna need it
for this next bit anyways.
377
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,386
[takes deep breaths]
378
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,513
Ivy, I'm really sorry.
379
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,850
I've never had feelings for a
girl before, and half the time,
380
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,643
I didn't know if I wanted
to kiss you or fight you.
381
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,103
You don't have to
give a whole PSA.
382
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,563
You're not into girls,
I get it.
383
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,148
[Billie] I'm still
figuring out what I'm into.
384
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,066
But I know I like you,
385
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,777
and I know I still wanna
make an impact like you.
386
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,530
You and Forrest just made tree
planting look so cool, I got...
387
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,199
- It is.
- And I'm not, clearly.
388
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,870
But... spending the summer
outside with you
389
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,580
made me less scared of it.
390
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,374
In my family, nature's kind of
something you enjoy inside.
391
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,543
Mine told me I was
allergic to pollen
392
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,670
my entire childhood, so...
393
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,715
Ivy, I never meant
to hurt you.
394
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,301
I know.
I was just bummed.
395
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,928
I know I can be super intense,
like, 24/7,
396
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,973
but I can be fun, too.
397
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,142
- I can get wild.
- [Billie chuckles]
398
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,185
Sort of.
399
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,854
Then dance with me.
400
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,944
[Dombresky: "Houseology"]
401
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,245
Oh.
402
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,418
Don't worry, she'll be catnip
for the ladies in the clink.
403
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,338
Or you could always
take the fall for her.
404
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,549
Actually, the Board
decided not to press charges.
405
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,301
Oh. Well, that's too bad.
406
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,553
I still think prison
would be good for you.
407
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,014
What else does your lonely heart
have to look forward to?
408
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,642
Same as you:
just the sweet release of death.
409
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,144
[laughs]
410
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,690
Aww. I always
did admire your fire.
411
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,025
So glad
you passed it to Billie.
412
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,902
She channels it
so much better.
413
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,905
Oh! If you'll excuse me,
414
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,158
a Parisian smoke show
is about to ask me to dance.
415
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:36,413
[Sixpence None the Richer:
"Kiss Me"]
416
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:46,297
? Kiss me
Out of the bearded barley ?
417
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,050
? Nightly, beside...
418
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,677
- Can we talk?
- [Mimsy scoffs]
419
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,263
I'll be with
my Torreador over there.
420
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,348
? Swing the spinning step ?
421
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:59,144
? You wear those shoes
and I will wear that dress ?
422
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,938
[exhales] So,
what happened to Brussels?
423
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,941
Ah. Nah,
the waffles were shit.
424
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,859
[chuckles]
425
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,319
You look good.
426
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,281
I trimmed.
427
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,158
But you stopped
below the neck.
428
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,868
No, the 'stache stays.
429
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,371
How about the earring?
Is that a phase, or a bird trap?
430
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,790
[sighs] You're just mad
that I pull it off.
431
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,834
? So kiss me ?
432
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,170
So...
433
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,632
this is that part in the movie
where it goes one of two ways.
434
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,552
I just need
to ask you one thing.
435
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,305
? Kiss me
Down by the broken tree house ?
436
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,890
Are you still
in love with me?
437
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,600
? Swing me ?
438
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,185
Absolutely, I am.
439
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,021
Do we try again?
440
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,481
I'd like that.
441
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,901
[laughs]
442
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:55,450
? Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight ?
443
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,535
? Lead me...
444
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,287
Oh.
445
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,664
[Goddexx [fka Diana Boss] and
Giorgi Holiday: "Thicc Honey"]
446
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708
I'm so happy
you're not related to her.
447
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,962
? Thicc honey ?
448
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,967
[distant cheering]
449
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,886
[Dragonette: "Outie"]
450
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:20,350
? Don't threaten me
with a good time ?
451
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:27,524
? No, don't threaten me
with a good time ?
452
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,317
? Seriously ?
453
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,613
? No, don't take me ?
454
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,450
? I don't ever
feel hard feelings ?
455
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,454
- [Ocie] Hey, sluts!
- [all cheering]
456
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,331
Is everybody having
a good time tonight?
457
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,958
- [audience cheering]
- Call me bush crazy,
458
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,876
but this season was the shit!
459
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,671
[all cheering]
460
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:53,299
I wanna see all of your asses
back next season.
461
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,928
- [Krusty Jake] All right!
- Not you, Krusty. We've seen enough of yours.
462
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,597
Thank you so much
for pounding so hard.
463
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,850
Happy Bush Prom,
highballers!
464
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,143
[all cheering]
465
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,062
[Maisy] Can I steal
the mic a sec?
466
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,356
Hello, hi.
467
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,317
I'd like to make a toast
to the new Boathouse,
468
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,736
and restorative justice
for Maureen!
469
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,447
[all cheering]
470
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,741
I know, I know.
You're probably thinking,
471
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,036
"How can there be justice
after one horny woman's
472
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,788
criminally desperate
attempt at validation
473
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,248
cost us the Boathouse?"
474
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,084
But sometimes,
475
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,837
we don't realize
the part we play in
476
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,547
making somebody else
the villain,
477
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,757
and how we become
a villain ourselves.
478
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,885
To new beginnings!
479
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,972
[all cheering]
480
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,021
That apology was
wasted on Whoreen.
481
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,231
You really are a monster.
482
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:53,234
I know I wasn't
the mother you needed.
483
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,612
But I led
the life I wanted,
484
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,946
and you do too.
485
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,072
So you're welcome.
486
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,620
- [Maisy gasps]
- As promised.
487
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,837
Oh, heads up.
Without the Boathouse payout,
488
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,465
I needed a bigger cushion
for my farewell tour,
489
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,843
so I took out
a teensy $950k equity
490
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,054
- from the cottage.
- You did what?
491
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,015
Well, Devant� wasn't
gonna pay for himself.
492
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,224
But don't freak out!
493
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,228
You're not an only child
anymore, remember?
494
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,986
Don't play with
your food too long.
495
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,114
Now, if you'll excuse me,
496
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,784
I hear there's
a promising tattoo artist
497
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,577
that gives good stick.
498
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,371
And poke. [chuckles]
499
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,414
[woman] Oh, my God.
500
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,750
So much fun!
501
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,716
Did you just have a stroke,
502
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,385
or did I see you
hug your mother?
503
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:04,847
Seemed only fair,
because she gave me this.
504
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,768
You finally did it.
505
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,771
You finally
got my family cottage.
506
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,523
Maisy wins.
507
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:17,026
She always, always wins.
508
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,656
My mom's dying wish is
for me to share it with you.
509
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,533
Oh, my God, is that a joke?
Are you joking?
510
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,828
I guess there really is a human
under that lizard skin.
511
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,705
Well, can you handle
a 50/50 split?
512
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,665
60/40. There's four of us
and two of you.
513
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,417
Okay. Yes!
That's fine.
514
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,002
Shake on it, little bro.
515
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,630
Psych!
No, I'm serious.
516
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,966
[chuckles] That grip!
517
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,885
[gasps] It's like a python
wrapped around my hand.
518
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:47,724
[Julez Lorenzo:
"What We Do For Love"]
519
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,892
Thanks for the dance,
number four.
520
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,229
? You hit me with,
you hit me with the shot ?
521
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,523
Stop, Mom.
It's so embarrassing.
522
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,985
Go. Close the sale.
523
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,572
Oh, but isn't
going back to your dad,
524
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,865
like, sliding backwards?
525
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,992
No, you're not
sliding backwards.
526
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,244
You're dragging
Daddy forwards.
527
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,662
Oh.
528
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,664
- Come on.
- You got this.
529
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,957
- Oh, my God.
- Go!
530
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,042
Oh, boy...
531
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,211
Hmm?
532
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:20,423
? Made a few changes ?
533
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,676
- Hey.
- I'm sorry for what I wrote
534
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,595
about you
in the last newsletter.
535
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,515
Well,
I checked your sources,
536
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,559
and I thought
it was pretty fair.
537
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:35,980
I'm sorry, too.
538
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,441
For being on autopilot.
539
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,568
[exhales]
540
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:42,904
Do you wanna dance?
541
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,657
Sex falcons don't dance.
542
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,201
- They fly.
- [laughs]
543
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,744
- [microphone feedback]
- Oh!
544
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,788
- [Ocie] We love you, sluts!
- Well, we tried.
545
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,955
There'll be another one.
546
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:57,001
[audience cheering]
547
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:02,215
[The Knocks: "Slow Song
(with Dragonette) - Acoustic"]
548
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,934
? Staring at the ceiling ?
549
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,187
? I can feel you trying doors
I'd opened up before ?
550
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,607
So, what do you think about me
giving nature tours next summer?
551
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,484
I mean, I got my mom
to pee in the woods,
552
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,861
and CEO of my own startup
would look pretty killer
553
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,154
on a uni application!
554
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,949
Yeah, it's about time for
some new growth in these woods.
555
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,951
Tree joke, huh?
556
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,744
- [Riley chuckles]
- Forrest get to you too?
557
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:34,455
- Yo, he's really irresistible.
- [Billie] I know, it's insane.
558
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:35,748
- Right?
- [Billie] Like, unreal.
559
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,708
- You guys talking about me?
- [Riley] Oh, you!
560
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,627
Because guess
who just got Maisy
561
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,046
to let me buy
into the family cottage?
562
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,925
Oh, yeah. Lovejoy wins.
563
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,677
Wow.
564
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,182
This is nice.
This is real nice.
565
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,143
No. No, no, no.
566
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,394
- [Riley] No?
- It's gettin' weird. I'm gonna go.
567
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,478
- [Riley] Sorry.
- Okay. Love you, bye.
568
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,396
[Billie] Bye.
569
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,440
- Hi.
- Hi.
570
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,525
[Justin] Hello.
571
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,738
? You can flip back
through the pages ?
572
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,992
? And you won't find
I was makin' any promises ?
573
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,871
? You're the desert
I'm the rain ?
574
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,706
? And we both know
I never stay ?
575
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,499
? But still, you wanted it ?
576
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,796
? Ooh, I got ways
of losing you, baby ?
577
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,175
? I'm faster than
whatever you're chasing ?
578
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,720
? I'll keep beating
on your heart till I break it ?
579
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,097
? 'Cause you can take it
I'm gonna go crazy ?
580
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,515
[Riley] Let's have a baby.
581
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,447
Hi, Lakers. Claire here.
582
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,701
You can check out the highlights
from my podcast A Moment of Clairi-Tea
583
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:57,705
by clicking on this X-Ray thing
on your web or mobile device.
584
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,251
I spill the tea on all the scandal
at the lake,
585
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,378
with a side serving of photos and trivia.
586
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,673
The summer may be over,
but the tea is still hot.
587
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,511
Oh, it's actually... It's quite...
It's piping hot.
588
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,597
Whoo! [chuckles]
589
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,307
Cut... Cut.
590
00:25:16,357 --> 00:25:20,907
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