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[Billie] Okay,
let's go over it one more time.
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Your parents
arrive stage left
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and are instantly charmed
by my sparkling small talk
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and unpasteurized
cheese plate.
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We then whisk them away
on your 'tour'
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where I serve
amazed wonderment
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as your forestry know-how
puts Daisy Crockett to shame.
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Forrest plays the role
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of your adorable
Park Ranger Supervisor,
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your mom and dad
believe the lie,
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and your rep
as golden child is safe.
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Or... [sighs]
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We could just
tell them the truth.
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Nuh-uh.
If my parents find out
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I've been lying all summer,
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it's enforced tutoring gigs
'til I graduate.
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I'm not ready
to be a disappointment.
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On the upside, nobody cares
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if you waste
your best skin years
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banging baristas
and bartenders.
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- Hmm.
- [door clicks open]
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[gasps] Game time.
Grab the cheese!
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- Oh, my God.
- Welcome!
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Can I tempt you
with a smoky camembert...
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[New Order: "Blue Monday"]
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[Billie] Riley, you're back.
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- From 1982.
- Hi.
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[gasps] You have to go.
My parents are coming.
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And she told them that
we made up so she could stay.
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- [honking]
- [gasps]
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Okay, SparkNotes are:
Justin re-proposed,
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and you had an intimate ceremony
on the rocks.
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I sang "Say You'll Be There,"
very cheeky, we laughed,
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Justin cried,
you made a chocolate tart,
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and Justin's vows
took, like, 20 minutes.
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But Riley, please,
just do this for me.
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- I need cheese.
- No, not the soft one.
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- Gives you the toots.
- Yeah.
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[Mimsy]
Oh, but that final dress?
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- [Opal] Yes.
- [Mimsy] Spectacular.
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- [Opal] Amazing.
- [Mimsy] Ah.
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We're so in agreement.
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[Opal] Well,
the Balenciaga Crocs
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were both ironic,
yet unapologetically sincere.
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- I was gutted.
- Mmm.
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If I want to be ironic,
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I only need to see
your mother's hairdresser.
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[both laugh]
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Nice that a part of Mimsy
will live on when she's gone.
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[soft inhale and exhale]
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- You okay, babe?
- [sharp inhale]
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You haven't said zip
about your mom's test results.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just gonna
go get a jump on lunch.
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Hey, can we do breakfast
for lunch again?
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- [Maisy] You're a grown man.
- I love you.
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[door clicks closed]
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[birds squawking]
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[sighs]
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[Ramones:
"I Wanna Be Sedated"]
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? Ba, ba, ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba ?
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? I wanna be sedated ??
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[Naomi] Hmm.
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Now, Daddy wanted to come,
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but a patient of his
got caught trying on
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a new fursona at work.
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Animal fixation
is a lonely road,
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isn't it, Riley?
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Uh, I don't work
with animals anymore.
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I just showcased a series
- called Hit and Runaways.
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To Paris.
Uh, he... he was...
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He was in... He was in Paris.
He just got back from Paris.
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- Riley was in Paris?
- [Riley] Uh-huh, yeah.
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- [Justin] Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm.
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Uh, uh, for... for the wedding,
uh, honeymoon.
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Yeah, because the art world's
having a honeymoon
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with its newest star over here.
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[heavy chuckle]
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[Justin] Hmm, yeah.
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It's not far.
It's just half day's drive.
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- You drove to Paris?
- Ontario.
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It's, uh, the cobblestone
capital of Canada.
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- It's... gorgeous.
- [Naomi] Hmm.
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We're saving Paris, Paris,
the... the Europe Paris,
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for our honeymoon,
right, honey?
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Right?
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Yeah.
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- [chuckling]
- Mmm!
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Sounds like you two have got
a lot of catching up to do.
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Why don't Billie and I
give you some space?
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Oh, but I booked Justin
on the tour with us.
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It is important
for couples to take time
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for each other
after they've been apart.
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And it is also important
for mothers and daughters
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to take time for each other
after they've been apart
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all summer,
and miss each other terribly.
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- Yeah. Yeah. You go.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, the fun you'll have.
- Well, okay then.
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Now...
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I wanna hear all about
the vows at dinner.
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[scoffs] Hear about 'em?
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- Oh, God.
- Well, you're gonna.
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[sighs and inhales]
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Okay, one foot
at a time, yeah?
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- [Naomi exhales]
- Okay, all right.
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Not bad, Mom.
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So, how you doing?
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The nausea will pass
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now that we are out
of that hell taco.
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Yeah, that's why
I wanted Justin to come.
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He has a steady paddle.
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You can stop
pretending, Billie.
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I know you're
covering for Justin.
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He and Riley didn't
work things out, did they?
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How'd you know?
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That earring was
a classic coping mechanism.
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The angle of the dangle
was a dead giveaway.
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Look, I know you love Justin,
but giving up a dream job
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to help him
is not the way to show it.
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I'm really sorry, Mom.
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Okay, we need to be honest
with each other.
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You know you can tell me
anything, right?
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Ladies!
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Hope you're
not looking for the woods,
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because all you're getting
is a Forrest.
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Hey, uh, Mom,
this is my supervisor,
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Forrest Buisson.
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Park ranger,
kombucha microbrewer,
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and Billie's number one fan.
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It is so lovely
to meet you, Mrs. Barnes.
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Uh... Mrs. Jackson.
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Thanks for rolling
with Billie's one act.
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That was really cool.
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Listen, Riley, I...
[sighs]
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I realized something
while you were away,
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and I was kind of hoping
we could talk about it,
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'cause I've been
rolling around and...
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That's all you're taking?
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I got clothes
at the Gas & Go.
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Oh, like, regular ones,
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or more from the Backstreet Boys
home collection?
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[sighs]
I'm a different person now,
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and if you can't accept that...
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Billie? Anyone home?
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- [Riley] Hey.
- [gasps] Love le look, Riley.
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Very Paris, Ontario.
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- [Jayne] Justin.
- Jayne.
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I need, like,
a teeny little favour from you,
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and my favourite
teen girl boss.
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Ooh, she's on a tour
with Naomi.
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[sighs] Then it's over.
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I found the perfect spot
for a new boathouse,
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but the owners
will only sell to legacy lakers.
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Maisy's MIA,
Whoreen and Saggy said no,
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Billie and you posing
as a couple was my Hail Mary.
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First: gross.
Second: thank you.
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The seller's specified
no greedy real estate agents,
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no soulless
house flippers,
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no influencer-fashionista-Paris
types like Riley.
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The lake trusted me
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to find a new home
for the boathouse.
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What am I gonna do?
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[Justin] Come on, Jayne.
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You're gonna...
you're gonna think of something,
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you got that...
that presidential...
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...sparkle.
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- I do?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Twinkle, twinkle,
who's a star?
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[sighs] Maybe
I could manifest something.
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- I did read The Secret.
- Shh, shh, shh.
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[sighs] I knew I could
count on my sassy gay besties.
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Okay, back on the pony.
[grunts]
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Thanks, girlfriends.
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- Work, queen.
- Work, diva!
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- [door clicks closed]
- I feel dirty.
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It just flew
out of my mouth.
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You know,
I'm a legacy laker.
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It would be great
to have a new boathouse.
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- Maybe we could...
- Set aside our shit?
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- For the boathouse.
- Just for the boathouse.
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Yes.
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[whispering]
For the boathouse.
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Yeah, just like that, Mom.
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Hey, Forrest,
hey, Forrest, hi, Forrest.
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, Mom,
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I'm gonna be right back.
I gotta chat itinerary.
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Do not put my purse
on the ground.
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Right. [laughs]
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Where's the gear
I asked you to bring?
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It shipped out already.
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Our contract's
done this week,
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and head office wants
base camp packed up ASAP.
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Company lease is almost up.
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Um...
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okay, okay,
just fix your collar,
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and follow my lead, okay?
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- Okay, boss.
- No, no, you're my boss.
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All right.
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Okay,
and button those up, yeah?
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[sighs] Here we go.
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Okay, the lake has
an amazing system of wetlands
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with swamps,
marshes, bogs, and fens.
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Now, you might think that...
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So... sorry, baby.
Did you say bog?
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Bog, like, quicksand bog?
Sinkhole bog?
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No, not in the marsh.
Not where we're going.
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But there's
a cool beaver habitat.
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Sorry, baby,
you're doing great,
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but I am gonna need waders,
a wetsuit, and a rabies shot
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if I am plunging
into a bucktooth rat's nest.
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Oh, um, all the boots
were signed out.
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You know, big,
big duck migration.
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It draws a crowd.
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We could duct tape
plastic bags over our boots.
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That's how
we stop trench foot
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when we're planting
in serious shnarb.
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- Shnarb?
- How about we, uh...
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we, uh, ditch the marsh
for today, boss?
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Uh, let's do something
more beginner-friendly.
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- Yes, for sure.
- Like, um...
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We could forage.
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For what?
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Roots, nuts, mushrooms.
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Can't mushrooms be poisonous?
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For six hours,
if we're lucky.
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?
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[Justin] God, it's a beautiful,
beautiful spot, Phoebe.
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Oh, actually
it's pronounced Fo-ee-bee.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
That must happen a lot.
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You're the first.
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Yeah, I wish I could keep
Gam-Gam's cottage,
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but we live out west now.
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So, how long
have you two been together?
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Oh, it feels like forever.
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It's just 'cause his hair
is frozen in time.
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Well, have a walk
of the property,
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and I'll be inside
when you're ready.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey, if we're gonna pull this
off, lose the hair jokes.
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I know, I'm sorry.
It's just that I have this thing
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that I really want to tell you
and every time I go to do it,
245
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,113
all that comes out is,
"Why the mustache?"
246
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,574
Hey! What are you guys
doing here?
247
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,909
- Hey, um... uh...
- Hi.
248
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,412
We're trying
to save the boathouse.
249
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,080
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
250
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,623
- Manifesting my sparkle.
- Yeah.
251
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,500
Wait, are you trying
to steal my thunder?
252
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,045
[sniffing] Smells
like thunder theft to me.
253
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,338
No, that's just Riley.
254
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,964
I told him
to lay off the brie.
255
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,924
We thought your sparkle
could use some backup.
256
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,594
And decided to fake being
a happy couple to get the place?
257
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,179
You stole my manifestation.
258
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,096
Jayne, Jayne, Jayne.
259
00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,975
- We can all manifest together.
- Yeah.
260
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,144
We each pretend
to be a happy couple...
261
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,188
- Who's pretending?
- And then we double our chances
262
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,481
of getting the place.
263
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,025
I'm supposed to trust
the Homo Torch
264
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,902
and George Michael
to seal the deal?
265
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,656
Wow, sounds like Ruffles is
a little afraid of competition.
266
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,785
Please, we are a way better
fake couple than you.
267
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,286
I've been faking it
for years.
268
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,330
Care to put
some money on that?
269
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,874
- Faking what, babe?
- Even better.
270
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,501
Whoever gets the owner
to sell,
271
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,419
gets naming rights
to the new boathouse.
272
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,338
Brace yourself, Blondie.
273
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,715
It's on, Donkey Dongs.
Ha-ha!
274
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,343
It's a compliment, Wayne.
It's a compliment.
275
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,556
Are you kidding?
276
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,893
- Of course.
- Kombuch, we're in luck.
277
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,021
Okay, so you can boil these,
make tea with these,
278
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,357
and they go great
with steak.
279
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,234
Oh, we're foraging
for steak, too, now?
280
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,529
Okay, um, yeah, plan B.
281
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,535
I can eat the chocolate
to make it look more real.
282
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,411
Hmm.
283
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,162
[Forrest] Here.
284
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,498
[Billie] Brazil nuts
and goji berries?
285
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,750
We look like liars, Forrest.
286
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,709
Aren't we kinda?
287
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:51,837
Well...
288
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,842
Just go, I'll...
289
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,635
I'll tell her
you got called away
290
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,429
on a poison oak emergency
or something.
291
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,889
- Okay, sweet.
- Yeah.
292
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,433
We're still pre-gaming
for Bush Prom?
293
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,309
- Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
294
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,311
- No!
- Shit, I'm sorry.
295
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,312
Forgot I was your boss.
296
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,651
[Naomi clears throat]
297
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,236
Oh, uh,
look what we foraged.
298
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,239
Hmm... I see Craisins
are still in season.
299
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:25,245
[eerie instrumental playing]
300
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,915
[Phoebe] Ugh, I am just so glad
you're all legacy cottagers.
301
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,209
- Yeah.
- And Gammy would be, too.
302
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,503
When she died
in this very room,
303
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,047
she made me promise
we'd only sell to people
304
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,425
as in love with the lake
as each other.
305
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,927
So, before we get to money,
306
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,762
and we will,
Gam-Gam wants a Tesla...
307
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,307
we'd love
to hear your story.
308
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,017
Who you are, how you met.
309
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,478
I'm sorry,
you keep saying "we."
310
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,396
Me and Gam-Gam.
311
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,024
- She's always listening.
- [Wayne gulps]
312
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,567
Oh.
313
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,277
O-M-Jeepers creepers.
314
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,821
Um, but Wayne and I
were just saying
315
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,240
- how much we love ghosts.
- Yeah.
316
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,326
Aw.
317
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,286
Not in a sexy way though.
Don't worry.
318
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,079
- No.
- No, no.
319
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,915
Well, 'cause, you know,
some people
320
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,374
are probably into that, so...
321
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,667
[Jayne] Mmm-hmm.
322
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,671
Oh, well,
Gam-Gam was an old perv,
323
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,465
so how about
the ghost fucker goes first?
324
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,883
Yeah, I...
325
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,970
uh... [sighs] su... sure.
326
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,430
Um...
327
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,643
Hi, Gam-Gam, I'm Justin,
and this is my...
328
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,270
this is Riley.
329
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,981
Uh, but that mustache
is all for you.
330
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,193
I'm sorry.
I know, I can't help it. Um...
331
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,780
So, we met last summer,
which I know doesn't seem
332
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,407
like a very long time,
but, you know,
333
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,243
in gay years,
that's like a straight five.
334
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,327
Maybe even like a seven.
335
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,414
Um, and Riley is...
336
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:55,961
...pretty great.
337
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,048
Which totally
freaked me out.
338
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,218
'Cause the men in my life,
you know,
339
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,928
they haven't
always been there for me.
340
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,721
And whenever
I would get close to a guy,
341
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,099
I just developed
this really obnoxious habit
342
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,308
of running the other way...
343
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,812
which meant that I was the only
one that could let me down.
344
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,730
And I don't know.
345
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,234
You know, I don't know
346
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,986
if we're gonna
be together forever.
347
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,324
And Riley is about to take
the art world by storm.
348
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,452
His work's been described
as if Cindy Sherman
349
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,954
and Amy Sedaris
had an Etsy page,
350
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,499
which is actually
very correct.
351
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,500
[soft laugh]
352
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,711
You read my reviews?
353
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,171
I read every single one.
354
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,425
- There was only one.
- Yeah.
355
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,386
I remember meeting Jayne
like it was yesterday, Gam-Gam.
356
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,513
- Wayne.
- Er, sh, I got it.
357
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,310
CSIS had just promoted me
to head assassin, right?
358
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,894
[Phoebe] Oh!
359
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,730
Back then,
I had ice in my veins,
360
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,274
and, uh...
and early onset diabeetus,
361
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,152
which they overlooked,
because my kill shot
362
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,195
made Liam Neeson
look like a pussycat.
363
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,447
Oh...
364
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:10,702
But my... my job took me to
some dark and dangerous places.
365
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,875
So, for the safety of my family
and friends, I had to...
366
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,835
I had to disappear forever.
367
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,503
[sighs]
368
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,215
So, at a roadside bar
on this very lake...
369
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,719
[sighs] that's where I had
my "Going Underground" party.
370
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,639
[guitar instrumental playing]
371
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,267
That's where I saw
this majestic goddess
372
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,935
for the first time.
373
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,314
She was riding the crap
out of a mechanical bull.
374
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,191
[purring]
375
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,695
The ice in my veins melted.
[snaps] Instantly.
376
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,031
I couldn't be
an assassin again.
377
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,867
I mean,
I was blinded by love, or...
378
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,952
maybe, it was the diabeetus.
379
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,205
[sighs]
380
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,166
One thing's for sure,
I knew my calling in life.
381
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,252
My job was
to make Jaynie happy.
382
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,421
[sighs]
383
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,383
- [phone ringing loudly]
- [all gasp]
384
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,761
Well! That will be Gam-Gam
with her decision.
385
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,763
We keep a rotary dial
just for her.
386
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,348
Excuse me.
387
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:18,937
[imitates gunshots blasting]
388
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,773
Right between the eyes.
389
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,275
Diabetes.
390
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,819
It's diabetes.
391
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,238
Seemed like you
and that supervisor
392
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,699
had a close
working relationship.
393
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,034
Yeah, it was actually,
two rangers
394
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,285
I could have gone with.
395
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,954
Think I chose
the wrong one.
396
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,040
- Mmm, what makes you say that?
- Oh, it's...
397
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,627
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you're mirroring.
398
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,379
You promised
you'd stop therapizing me.
399
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,089
What... what
am I supposed to do?
400
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,882
How else will you see
that it's a bad idea
401
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,176
- to date your supervisor?
- You were Dad's thesis advisor.
402
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,430
- For one year!
- Is that... is that Naomi?
403
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,223
Oh, Maisy.
What brings you here?
404
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,684
Oh, I was just
going for a little dip.
405
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,562
Oh, do you always
go swimming fully dressed?
406
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,397
I needed a break
from my mother.
407
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,024
Oh, Billie told me
about her diagnosis.
408
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,985
- I was sorry to hear it.
- Oh, don't be.
409
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,320
I've been praying for it
for many, many years.
410
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,989
Why are you dressed
like a zookeeper?
411
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:14,075
Oh, I'm doing tours
for Parks Canada,
412
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,827
and we are actually,
in the middle of one now,
413
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,370
so we should
pick this up later.
414
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,539
And you're buying this?
415
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,958
I'm sure my daughter,
416
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,251
whose mother
worked very hard with her
417
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,502
to get
an important internship,
418
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,004
wouldn't keep
anything from me.
419
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,380
Yeah, no. Great.
We're on the same page.
420
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,339
So, let's go.
421
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,049
Oh, so you don't know
422
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,843
that Billie
ditched her internship
423
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,220
for baby's first Burning Man,
and then she got fired.
424
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,973
Billie,
what is she talking about?
425
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,934
Tree planting.
She lasted two days.
426
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,561
A week and two days.
427
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,897
I thought we were past
keeping secrets, Billie.
428
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,523
You would have never
let me tree plant, Mom.
429
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,317
Because it
would have been a mistake.
430
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,568
Yeah, but my mistake.
431
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,320
"Oh, wah, wah, wah,
432
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,197
my parents
are invested in my future."
433
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782
Don't you come for me, Nell.
434
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,366
If you want
to make your own mistakes,
435
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,659
start by owning them.
436
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,203
Oh, like you do.
437
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,914
Going for a dip fully clothed
like a crazy person?
438
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,998
Enough!
439
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,753
- Sit.
- What... me?
440
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,172
Yeah, you, her,
sit in the ship.
441
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,090
- It's a canoe.
- I don't care what it is.
442
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,300
- Get in the boat.
- Okay.
443
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,677
Wayne did it!
444
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,471
He saved the boathouse.
445
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,265
We'll call it Wayne Manor.
446
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,228
Uh, I saved the boathouse.
We're calling it The Lovehouse.
447
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,438
- That sounds like a brothel.
- The Joyhouse?
448
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,606
So much worse.
449
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,192
Um, I just got
an anonymous call
450
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,777
saying that you all
know each other,
451
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,196
and you wanna
tear down Gam-Gam's cottage
452
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,531
to build
some kind of group home?
453
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,865
- What?
- [Wayne] No.
454
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,325
- That's crazy.
- No!
455
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,368
[talking over each other]
456
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,328
Gam-Gam hates liars.
457
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,540
- [all gasp]
- [eerie instrumental playing]
458
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,542
- [Phoebe] You'd better go.
- Go.
459
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,460
[Phoebe] Get out. Get out!
460
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,254
- I can't get my jacket on!
- Leave!
461
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,672
[Justin] I can't get
my jacket on!
462
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,507
- [screaming] Leave!
- [indistinct screaming]
463
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,843
Let's start
with why we're here.
464
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,804
Please remember
to use "I" statements.
465
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,723
Maisy,
won't you go first?
466
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,894
I am here because my mom
told the truth
467
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,438
for the third time in her life,
and I'm supposed to feel bad,
468
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,315
because she's actually,
really dying?
469
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,985
When has anyone ever
been able to make you feel bad?
470
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,903
- About anything?
- "I" statements, please.
471
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,030
Fine. [sighs]
472
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,577
I think that Maisy
is a textbook narcissist
473
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,120
who is using her issues
with her mom
474
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,205
to justify doing
whatever the eff she wants.
475
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,918
Okay, well, I think that Billie
is a sucky little baby
476
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,670
who blames her mom
for smothering her,
477
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,256
instead of admitting she stayed
for tree planter tail.
478
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,174
Maybe we put a pin
in the "I" statements.
479
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,010
I'm sorry,
I'm a sucky baby?
480
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,554
Your mom is dying, and she just
wants to make it right with you.
481
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,014
By stealing my children
like a witch.
482
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,724
Maybe, they just like being
with someone
483
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,350
who isn't worried
about who they should be,
484
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,768
but is cool with who they are.
485
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,395
From the girl
whose mom is so cool
486
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,897
she trusts her with Justin,
487
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,940
a man with the self-awareness
of a Polly Pocket.
488
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,984
Maisy, you can't get past
the stuff with your mom,
489
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,819
because if you did,
you'd lose your trauma card,
490
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,238
and your free pass to be the
biggest bitch on the lake, okay?
491
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,615
Sorry, Mom.
492
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,034
Maybe not the words
I would have chosen.
493
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,953
We'll talk about properly
framing a diagnosis at home...
494
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,623
But my baby's not wrong.
495
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,546
[sighs] My insurance
only covers an hour,
496
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,089
so I better be getting home.
497
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,800
My mother's blood sugar
isn't gonna spike itself.
498
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,052
I can show myself out.
499
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,270
That's what
we call a breakthrough.
500
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:33,274
[light pop music plays]
501
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,903
Who would want
to blow a shot
502
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,488
at finding a new home
for the boathouse?
503
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,907
Probably, the same person
who stole Jaynie's spare,
504
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,326
nailed her tires, because they
hate Tegan and Sara?
505
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,119
Or because they hate
the boathouse,
506
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,663
but who could hate
the boathouse?
507
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,165
You know,
ruining the talent show,
508
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,584
and tipping "Fo-ee-bee" off,
that could be a pattern.
509
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,170
If someone
is trying to stop us
510
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,464
from bringing
the boathouse back,
511
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,550
then maybe they could've
burnt it down, too.
512
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,469
Holy balls.
513
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,306
Justin said someone used
his fireworks to start the fire.
514
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,769
Which means they were a guest
at our wedding.
515
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,772
Which also means?
516
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,817
There's an arsonator
among us.
517
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,152
- And?
- And Justin was right.
518
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,322
Oh, God, there it is!
519
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,865
- Yeah.
- I think we parked up here.
520
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,158
- Okay.
- God!
521
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,120
It's just been,
like, a really...
522
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,831
really long summer.
523
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,499
[whispering]
This feels so good.
524
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,807
And where have we been today?
525
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,642
Oh, were you worried
I was missing?
526
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,311
Hardly, I'd be worried
for the sad miscreant
527
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,730
- who tried to grab you.
- [sighs]
528
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,941
Oh, Opal, I'm sorry.
529
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,901
I just get jealous
of you and Nana.
530
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,738
You'll understand someday
when you have kids.
531
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,322
Or corgis.
532
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,241
They're gonna love me
so much more than you.
533
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:14,751
[calm instrumental playing]
534
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,211
So, did I fool you
even a little bit?
535
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,172
Until you tried
to make me believe
536
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,799
that unqualified hunk
was your boss.
537
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,218
Yeah, he did not read
the handout.
538
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,386
Gotta get better at lying.
539
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,930
That is not the takeaway
I was hoping for.
540
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,348
What you need
to get better at
541
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,975
is giving me
the benefit of the doubt.
542
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,227
You know, it is healthy
to want different things
543
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,687
from your parents,
but it is not okay
544
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,898
to assume that we won't
respect your choices.
545
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,233
[sighs] That said...
546
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,195
I think
you made the right one.
547
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,698
Okay, now you're lying
because my tour was trash.
548
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,949
Okay, your tour
may have been fake,
549
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,618
but making me feel safe
was real.
550
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,370
I even peed in the woods.
551
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,790
Making people like me
feel at home in nature
552
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,707
is a real gift.
553
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,585
[Billie] Thanks, Mom.
554
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:58,461
Come here, baby.
555
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,715
We'll figure out the rest
when you get home.
556
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,801
You have the rest of your life
to pad your CV.
557
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,929
Goodbye, Justin.
558
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:11,307
And next time, my daughter
asks you to lie for her...
559
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,518
I seek approval
within myself,
560
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,478
and I draw
clear boundaries.
561
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,688
- Mmm-hmm, excellent mirroring.
- Thank you.
562
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,315
- Bye, baby.
- Bye, Mom.
563
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,402
- Bye, Naomi.
- [Naomi] Mrs. Jackson.
564
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,782
- Mrs. Jackson.
- Every time.
565
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:28,616
[Justin grunts]
566
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,785
Does she hate me?
567
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:34,247
No, she likes
that she's the parenting-do,
568
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,373
and you're
the parenting-don't.
569
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:36,249
That's great.
570
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,960
Oh, Mom must have
forgotten something.
571
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,212
Oh, hi.
572
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,381
Hi.
573
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,049
Hi.
574
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,759
Hi.
575
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,177
Hi.
576
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,097
Well, I've got a thing
in my room, so...
577
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,099
- Yeah.
- ...I'm just gonna...
578
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,559
- and you two can, uh...
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,936
- Yeah.
- [Justin] Okay.
580
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,063
I just came to grab...
581
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,148
Oh, yeah, the...
582
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,442
from earlier.
583
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:08,865
So...
584
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:13,703
there was this thing
in my review about...
585
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,165
[sighs] the artist seeming
uninterested in the victim.
586
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,502
"Choosing instead to draw the
eye to the escaping vehicle."
587
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,796
Yeah, I read it.
588
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,675
I think I did that
when I proposed.
589
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,554
You know,
I threw myself in front of you,
590
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,181
stopped you speeding away.
591
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,392
I was scared
I couldn't keep up.
592
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:38,978
Riley...
593
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,064
it really was your fault.
594
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,361
And the only accident
that I would speed away from...
595
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,990
is that haircut
and that mustache.
596
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,533
- [Riley] Wow.
- And that earring.
597
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,619
I love the earring.
598
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,329
You look
like budget Harry Styles.
599
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,582
If Gwyneth Paltrow's
vagina candle was an earring,
600
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,876
that...
would be the earring.
601
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,669
[Billie] Are we shit talking
Riley's earring?
602
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,962
- Yes.
- No.
603
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,090
I kinda like it. You look like
Fonzie from "Happy Gays."
604
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,759
- [laughs] Burn.
- Okay.
605
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,260
- I'm leaving now.
- Okay.
606
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,179
You look like
a grandfather clock
607
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,388
from a gay antique store.
608
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,015
Antique stores are gay.
609
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,311
- Can't help myself.
- [Billie chuckles]
610
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,271
Well, that was some
flirty bullying.
611
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,398
Yeah, we learn it
in grade school.
612
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,651
The gays need
a new love language, though.
613
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,779
Hey, quick Q for you,
Missy Lou.
614
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,366
How would you feel about
playing the Mulder to my Scully?
615
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,117
If you just want to wear
shoulder pads again, Justin,
616
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,370
- then wear them.
- No. Well, yeah, but no.
617
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,249
I know
who the boathouse arsonist is,
618
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,584
but I need your help
to get the truth out there.
619
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,505
I can't believe
Lovejoy called it
620
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,839
with the boathouse arsoner.
621
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,341
I know.
622
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,760
Oh, Clementine Farnsworth
is gonna be so pissed.
623
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,595
I wrecked her on LinkedIn
624
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,389
'cause I thought
she nailed my tires.
625
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,392
[giggling]
626
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,063
Maybe, Special Agent Wayne
627
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,774
could come out of retirement
for one last hit?
628
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,737
I'm not gonna kill
Clementine, Jayne.
629
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,949
Oh, you mean sex?
630
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,161
All right.
631
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:21,580
Good.
Mama needs to nut.
632
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,251
Actually...
633
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:27,628
I'm gonna pass, Jayne.
634
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,382
[chuckling] Yeah, okay.
635
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,971
I'm not a special agent.
636
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,142
I'm still the same guy you met
637
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,561
puking behind the boathouse
after a bunch of J�gerbombs.
638
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:46,897
And I am...
639
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,734
I'm really sorry
that I clipped your wings
640
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,277
by just hanging around
all summer.
641
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,032
I didn't mean
to keep you grounded.
642
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,491
I know
you need to fly free.
643
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,204
If you are
playing hard-to-get
644
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,456
it is working.
645
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,294
[Judy Collins:
"Both Sides Now"]
646
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,253
Good night, Jaynie.
647
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,381
You're cleared for takeoff.
648
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:17,553
? Bows and flows of angel hair ?
649
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:22,016
? And ice cream castles
in the air ?
650
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:25,936
? And feather canyons
everywhere ?
651
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:29,315
? I've looked at clouds
that way ?
652
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:33,527
? But now
they only block the sun ?
653
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,321
What the fuck?
654
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,907
? They rain
and they snow on everyone ?
655
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,827
? So many things
I would have done ?
656
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:45,039
? But clouds got in my way ?
657
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:49,293
? I've looked at clouds
from both sides now ?
658
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:53,255
? From up and down
and still somehow ?
659
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,176
? It's cloud's illusions
I recall ?
660
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,595
? I really don't know ?
661
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:04,141
? Clouds at all ?
662
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:07,978
[held note]
663
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:15,069
? Moons and Junes
and Ferris wheels ?
664
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:19,407
? The dizzy dancing way
you feel ?
665
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:23,411
? When every fairy tale
comes real ?
666
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,789
? I've looked
at love that way ?
667
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:30,960
? But now
it's just another show... ??
668
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:35,560
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