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[waves lapping]
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[Keri] Best wedding ever!
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[yawning]
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[yawning]
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How's it feel waking up
in a cockpit, eh, Iceman?
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It's, uh, not the bathhouse
fantasy you'd think, Wayne.
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But thank you for
letting me crash here.
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I really...I couldn't take
any more camping in the rain.
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Michelada? Huh?
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Ah...[chuckles]
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How did we end up here,
eh, J-dawg?
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You, homeless and lonely.
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Me, the roguish captain
of the Mansplane,
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just pining after his lost love.
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Wayner...
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Did you ever have a question
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that you were really afraid
to ask Jayne?
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I was always afraid
to ask Jaynie questions.
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Questions lead to answers,
and answers, they can be scary.
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That's just not quite
what I meant, but...
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I found this
amazing new guide to life.
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"Seaplane Owner's Manual".
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That's an instruction
manual, buddy.
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Bingo, brother. That's right.
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Relationships are
just like flying a plane.
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Found out I've been
on autopilot my whole marriage.
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If I want to
get it back on track,
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I gotta take controls myself...
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...[grunts]
wait for Jaynie's signal.
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But what if Jayne
did something bad?
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Like, I'm talking
something real bad, Wayne.
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Like... like criminal bad.
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It's all about
perspective, right?
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For instance, people
used to think that mixing
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tomato juice and beer
was a bad idea.
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Not Mexicans, uh-uh.
And thanks to them,
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we now enjoy
a delicious breakfast beverage.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Or bicycles in the water.
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Nope, that's a bad idea.
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Jaynie is living proof
that a body built
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by Aqua Spin, never a bad idea.
She's a rocket.
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Yeah, I did see her bikes
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all stacked up over there
this morning.
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Yeah, she's logging
some hours for her Level Two,
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so she's offering
a freebie today.
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Whole lake's invited.
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Oh.
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If I help Jaynie level up,
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pretty sure we can get
our marriage back on the level.
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[sighs]
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Hey, 90% of crashes
are communication failure.
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Gotta listen to your co-pilot.
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God, Wayne.
That's actually really smart.
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I just got to get
Riley's side of the story.
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Hey, let me get you
some breakfast.
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I got a couple of egg
sandwiches in the glove box.
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[Francesa Blanchard:
"Loon Song"]
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? ... On the other side ?
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[Wayne] Aw, they've gone bad.
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? Can you feel it? ?
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? It goes something like
"You've only got one life" ??
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Wait, wait, wait,
I wouldn't go over there.
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Ivy's super pissed.
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You planted Dogwood
instead of Spruce.
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How am I supposed
to tell them apart?
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By its bark?
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Yeah, your puns are
getting kind of tired.
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You should really branch out.
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Hey, um,
any chance some friends and I
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could swing by your place,
use your washing machine?
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Don't you just wash in the lake?
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Because we're cavemen?
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No, it's just there's only
one laundromat in town,
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and it kind of sucks spending
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your entire day off
waiting for a machine.
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Well, I only
have the one washer,
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and, you know,
the dryer takes forever, so...
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Okay, we can make a day of it.
Bring beers, snacks.
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Krusty Jake's got a projector.
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It could be like
a laundry party.
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Oh, I would,
but it's not really my cottage.
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It's probably cool
if just you come.
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- But any more, and...
- It's cool.
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I can just do it in town.
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- Sorry.
- No, no, no worries.
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Catch you by the campfire later?
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- Definitely.
- Cool.
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Hey, this where
we get our checks?
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Cool. You know, I finally feel
like I'm starting to get
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the hang of this thing.
That's it? What the fuck?
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No, I must have planted, like,
over 400 trees yesterday.
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Average is over 1,000.
It's 25 cents per tree planted,
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minus camp cost, transpo.
So that's what's left.
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Man, I did not ask the right
questions in my interview.
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I have to send the numbers to
the bean counters each week.
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And you're
not making quota. So...
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So you're going to fire me?
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Is that internship
still available?
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Um, what is happening
right now?
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I told my mom to make her own
tapas for the board meeting.
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It's a little something else
I've been working on.
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I made an energy drink
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I want to test out
at Aqua Spin today.
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Could be my second
career game changer.
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Oh, I'm off
green smoothies for the week.
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Miguel has me on
fruit and seeds.
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But you know,
I know people who can
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test and market that for you.
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But could they come up
with a great name
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like Lin-sterine?
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- "Victor-E"?
- Damn, that's better. Wait.
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"From the rink, to the tee,
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feel the rush of Victor-E."
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Are you still golfing with
Alec from Mohebbi Sports Labs?
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Mmm, not much. That sweet little
gerbil man can barely break 80.
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Set up a game.
I need him to test
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some samples from my mother.
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You think Mimsy's on the juice?
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I think if I can get
her tested,
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I can find out
if she's really sick.
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My fuck-it list failed.
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I need hard data to prove
that she's faking it.
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Yeah, but how are you
going to get the DNA
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hat-trick of saliva,
blood AND urine?
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Two down, one to go.
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It's better if you don't ask.
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So, I've got a few motivated
buyers for the Boathouse land.
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It is prime beachfront, baby,
so it'll be a blood bath.
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I love a blood bath.
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The money from the sale is
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the only way
that we can rebuild.
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We'll have to find a new plot.
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- Something cute and cozy.
- You mean small.
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Well, what choice do we have?
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I can't keep running
the Boathouse out of my cottage
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and none of you Lake Laugh
Lovers are stepping up.
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But why rebuild?
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Why not split the money
between Boathouse members?
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I mean, think what
you can do with that cash.
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A new boat,
a new dock, a new wardrobe.
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- [Claire] I second that.
- [Ulrika] Nej!
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We need a Boathouse
to set fair rules
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and to protect the lake.
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Well, who's going to protect us
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from Whoreen's cardigan?
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I say take the money and run.
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It is all moot without quorum.
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Well, Riley
will be at Aqua Spin,
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so I will get his vote there.
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And I am counting on
all of you to be there, too.
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Okay? Meeting adjourned.
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- [gavel bangs]
- [chuckles]
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Oh, I will see you
at Aqua Spin.
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- [Ulrika] No.
- Somebody needs to tell Ulrika
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she can't go strapless
when she leeches.
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That's not from leeches.
She's wet-cupping.
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I don't even want
to know what that is.
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It's good for blood flow,
inflammation, detox.
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You prick the skin before
applying the suction cups,
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and the vacuum seal
slurps up the blood.
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We used to do it on
Tequila Tuesdays before a game.
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There's my hat trick.
[chuckles]
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[upbeat music plays]
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[speaking French]
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[door opening distantly]
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[quietly] Shit. Shit.
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Shit.
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Oh, fuck no.
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No, no.
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Nope, can't make me
go back in there.
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- [gasps]
- [sighs]
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- Oh, thank God.
- Justin.
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Shit, I thought you were Riley.
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Oh, man. You're not sniffing
his stuff again, are you?
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It was one time, kink shamer.
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Put that down. Come here.
I gotta show you something.
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The Quads shot this
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right before the fireworks
went off at the Boathouse.
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Hey!
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[Justin] Look at that.
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That's Riley's plaid shirt.
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You think Riley
burned down the Boathouse?
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Well, it's clearly this shirt.
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Justin, it's clearly A shirt.
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And when the evidence
is that obvious,
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it's never actually
that person.
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Did you learn nothing
from Horatio Kane?
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I'm more of a Mariska Hargitay
SVU kind of girl, actually.
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But Riley and I never talk
crime franchises at home.
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Okay, well, both always
rule out the other suspects
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before taking someone in.
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Oh, God, that just
seems like so much work.
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Justin, you need to be
a million percent sure
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it's Riley before you accuse
him, or you two are done-done.
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Like, we may as well
pack up and leave.
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Which, honestly, may be
the best thing right now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up, Missy Marple.
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Who's working
another motive now?
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I think I'm getting fired.
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You're being paranoid.
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You're the hardest worker
that I know.
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Yeah, and I made less than $200
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working 10 hours a day
for a week.
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Wow, you did not ask
the right questions
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at your job interview.
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I ruined my life
for a cute boy. Again.
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Hey...
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That's the only reason
to ruin your life.
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Plus, there's a solution:
make friends with your boss.
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I've stayed in so many jobs
I was dangerously
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unqualified for because
I'm super fun to be around.
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- Did you sleep with the boss?
- No. Yes.
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One time, kink shamer.
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{\an8}Wait, that's actually
not a bad idea.
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{\an8}[Justin] Oh.
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{\an8}Thanks, Justin.
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{\an8}Yeah, okay. You're welcome.
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Wait, you're not gonna
sleep with your boss, are you?
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???
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[Maisy]
I've got a surprise for us.
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- Oh, sweetie, honestly, I...
- I booked a spa day.
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I know you prefer
to manage your pain
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- with holistic medicine.
- Or narcotics in a pinch.
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So I booked us
deep tissue massages.
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- They'll be here in an hour.
- What a relief.
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You know,
you've been so desperate
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for attention this week,
I was actually
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pricing flights to Lisbon
for a little me time.
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You'd be so easy to like
if you didn't try so hard.
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[sighs] Massage.
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Hey, how's it hanging, boyos?
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Lovejoy,
what are you doing here?
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Aw, you couldn't keep me away,
Wayner.
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Love water sports.
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[chuckles] Maureen, too.
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Really strong stream, boy.
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Also, I just...
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I'm really having to
build back up my lung capacity
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after inhaling so much smoke
at the wedding, you know?
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You ran off before
the Boathouse caught fire.
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Yes, I did.
Yeah, but then the vaping,
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oh, the vaping
got out of control.
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I think it was the stress
of being unjustly accused
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and maintaining
an innocent waistline.
246
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,453
But back on the patch,
feeling good.
247
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,996
How are you guys doing?
How are your lungs?
248
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,622
How much smoke did you inhale?
Were you, like,
249
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,583
this close or this far away
from the Boathouse
250
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,918
- when it caught fire?
- I was keeping Opal away.
251
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,837
Between the hairspray
and fabric glue,
252
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,088
kid was a fireball
waiting to happen.
253
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,465
- Yeah, that tracks.
- Yeah.
254
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,550
I was hiding from Claire.
255
00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,718
[Wayne clears throat]
256
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,514
I'm a bit of a snack ever since
I've become a bachelor
257
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,725
and, uh, pretty sure
Claire wanted a nibble.
258
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,061
- Okay.
- Oh, I told her no.
259
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,771
The only woman that I have
260
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,231
meaningless sex with
is my wife.
261
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,734
I don't blame her, though.
Got the pheromones of a lynx.
262
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,862
All right, Body Breakers!
Aqua Spin starts in five.
263
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,030
- Justin?
- I know.
264
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,448
I know I wasn't invited, Jayne.
265
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,784
No, it's fine.
Maisy and Mimsy bailed,
266
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,286
and I need students
for my hours to qualify.
267
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,121
Just stay away from Riley.
268
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,790
- [Justin] Fine.
- Before we get started,
269
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,458
I'm testing out
a new sports drink.
270
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,586
It's all natural, gluten free,
full of electrolytes.
271
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:10,962
Test it out.
272
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,297
Tell me your honest opinion.
273
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,841
Mm, I like it. Is it hemp?
274
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,676
With kelp. I call it Help.
275
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,887
And who doesn't need a little
of that from their friends?
276
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,514
Am I right? [chuckles]
277
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,099
Yeah.
278
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,144
[Justin] Jesus.
279
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,940
Wow! All right,
you dick holes, let's ride.
280
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,900
- Okay.
- All right.
281
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,984
[Wayne] Let's go, Jaynie!
282
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,611
[Jayne] Let's go, tadpoles!
283
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,576
[distant shouting]
284
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,915
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
285
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,542
Okay.
286
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,337
You guys, I said a few friends,
not Party-gras.
287
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,005
I told you it was
too many people.
288
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,550
Word got out
about my laundry connect.
289
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,802
I could ask them to go.
290
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,597
No. No, it's cool.
291
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,807
You don't have to do this.
292
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,308
Laundry parties aren't a thing.
293
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,727
So let's make
a new tradition, then.
294
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,563
Okay.
295
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,565
Sweet. Sweet.
296
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,150
Laundry's on, sluts.
297
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,569
- Oh...
- It's a tree planter thing.
298
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,987
It's just something
we call each other.
299
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,572
Oh, okay. Cool.
300
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,908
Do you want some chips,
you dirty slut?
301
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,411
It's just slut.
302
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,746
Right.
303
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,710
Ulrika just set up
a circus tent on the lawn.
304
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,253
She's self-licensed in Sweden.
305
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,713
Ulrika's our masseuse?
306
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,673
Not just massage, cupping.
307
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,550
Wet cupping. Cup of sugaring.
308
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,552
She did wonders for Victor's
nervous lactation.
309
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,262
[Ulrika] Halla!
310
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,264
- Who is ready to sweat?
- Sweat?
311
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,433
No, we ordered
the wet cupping package.
312
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,436
Sauna first. Relaxes the body,
brings blood to the surface.
313
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:53,148
[Mimsy] Oh, honey.
A sauna sounds nice, dear.
314
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,816
Maisy, you should come to.
315
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,318
[Mimsy] Oh, yes.
316
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,862
It would help
with that water weight.
317
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,572
It's the salt in her diet.
318
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,700
Let's do this.
319
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,787
I think it's called genetics.
320
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,041
[Young Franco feat. Denzel Curry
& Pell: "Fallin' Apart"]
321
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,001
? Wine mixer, mix it up
with my elixir ?
322
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,128
? Overlookin' the ocean,
I'm hopin' I see flipper ?
323
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,130
? Young Filipe movin' like... ?
324
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,341
- Hey.
- About that record...
325
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,137
Whoa, haven't seen
this side of you.
326
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,348
Well, it's not like
I have work tomorrow.
327
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,100
Actually, that's up to Ivy.
328
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,686
What? You're gonna fire her?
329
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,231
- It's not up to me.
- It's cool.
330
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,775
Even if I get shit-canned,
no hard feelings.
331
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,401
We keep it clean
at laundry parties.
332
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,029
So...
333
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,199
How about a drink?
334
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,243
Since you're not on
the clock anymore.
335
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,746
- Thanks, slut.
- Ah.
336
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,415
[chuckling]
337
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,048
[Michael Sembello: "Maniac"]
338
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,051
Welcome to the first Aqua Spin
class of this season.
339
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,680
I am Jayne
and ready to bring the Payne.
340
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,516
Special shoutout to Riley
for sticking around,
341
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,059
even though a certain someone
342
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,769
is replacing
some last minute wash-outs.
343
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,979
[Jayne] All right.
344
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,650
Whoa. Let's do this.
You're at one.
345
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,194
I want you to crank it to two.
And you're minnows.
346
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,155
You're minnows. You're minnows.
You're minnows. Now, three.
347
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,367
And tadpole,
a tadpole, a tadpole.
348
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,953
Yo, girl. Hey, girl.
349
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:34,165
Hey. Hear you were hot
for Wayne at the wedding.
350
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,876
Yeah, sure. I wanted a piece
of that Klondike Bar.
351
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,128
He's fair game now.
352
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,297
But the sex-falcon
turned me down.
353
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,924
How about you, Saggy B?
354
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,468
Where were you when
the Boathouse burned down?
355
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,220
I got a better question.
356
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,432
Why are these bikes
in the water?
357
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,852
If you're thinking someone
burned down the Boathouse,
358
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,520
smart money's on Whoreen.
359
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,188
For God's sake, Claire.
She's been with your dad
360
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,898
for 20 years. Maybe move on.
361
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,443
People like her stop at nothing
to get what they want.
362
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,612
[Jayne] Move those tails,
tadpoles!
363
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:08,158
I am here to put a Presi-DENT
in your waistline.
364
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,285
Oh, Jayne.
365
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,124
Whoa, that did not feel good.
366
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,876
Keep it up, Jaynie.
367
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,210
Doing great, Pancake.
368
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,129
Keep it up, bullfrogs.
369
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,216
I will be back in a jiff.
370
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,595
I'm gonna go see if
she needs any help, you guys.
371
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,141
I think she's had enough.
372
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,562
You are gonna love cupping.
373
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,565
Victor says it really makes
you feel like a new woman.
374
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,026
I'd feel like
a richer woman if the board
375
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,320
would split the money
from the Boathouse sale.
376
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,323
I don't understand the lake's
obsession with that place.
377
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,367
The Boathouse follows in
the ancient tradition
378
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,035
of Swedish mead halls.
379
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,871
A place for the village
to spread lewd gossip about
380
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,040
their neighbours
over unpasteurized beer.
381
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,459
There were also programs
for families,
382
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,628
child care, elder care.
383
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,881
Honestly, it's been
so much more enjoyable
384
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,257
around the lake this summer
385
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,593
without the Boathouse
policing us.
386
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,471
You need a firmer grip.
387
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,972
It takes a strong hand to make
388
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,016
cold blood rise to the surface.
389
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,059
[yelps]
390
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,852
[Jamiroquai: "Cosmic Girl"]
391
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,354
? 'Cause it was
quarter past eleven ?
392
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:23,274
? On a Saturday in 1999 ?
393
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,026
? Right across
from where I'm standing ?
394
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,404
? On the dance floor
she was landing ?
395
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:31,324
? It was clear that
she was from another time ?
396
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,159
? Like some baby Barbarella ?
397
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,620
? With the stars
as her umbrella ?
398
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,416
? She asked me if
I'd like to magnetise ?
399
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,251
? Do I have to go
star-trekking ?
400
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,253
? 'Cause it's you
I should be checking ?
401
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:47,132
? So she laser beamed me
with her cosmic eyes ?
402
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,929
? She's just a cosmic girl ?
403
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,766
? From another galaxy ??
404
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,768
- [Jayne retching]
- [Justin] Let it all out.
405
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,896
Let all your secrets out.
406
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,773
That's right, Jayne.
407
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,818
You spent years
in Maisy's shadow,
408
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,279
lusting after
that Boathouse throne.
409
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:13,867
And then first, you got rid of
Wayne, then Maisy, then Ulrika.
410
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,703
Yeah, but you didn't count
on the insurance not paying out
411
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,580
or having to host
the Boathouse at your place.
412
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,082
But it was a small
price to pay, wasn't it,
413
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,042
for that tidy commission
on the land sale?
414
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,462
It's true.
415
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,589
What? What?
416
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,259
I wanted to be Boathouse
president so bad.
417
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,677
Oh, that's it, Pancake.
418
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,304
You let it all out.
419
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,516
I bumped Whoreen's canasta
for your wedding
420
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,811
to guilt Maisy into changing
real estate agents.
421
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,521
But she doesn't care.
422
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,733
She's just obsessed
with her mom.
423
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,027
Okay.
424
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,531
The presidency means nothing
without the Boathouse.
425
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,868
My ruthless ambition
burned everything down.
426
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,332
[retching]
427
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,919
You got some kelp
in your hair.
428
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,086
[Jayne retching]
429
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,088
[shouting]
430
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:13,885
Hey.
431
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:14,761
Hey.
432
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,558
Ivy likes to front
a mean game, but...
433
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,478
she's never actually
fired anyone before.
434
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,604
Hmmm.
435
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,732
I'm sure you can convince her
436
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,943
to vouch for you
to head office.
437
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:36,157
You sang an acoustic
duet together, so...
438
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,368
there's no way
she can fire you now.
439
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,661
Yeah.
440
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,336
You got this.
441
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,886
Can I get a round
of applause for Jaynie, huh?
442
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,722
For reaching her Level Two
Aqua Spin certification.
443
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,307
- Yes.
- Way to go, babe.
444
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,351
- [retching]
- Sorry, Jayner.
445
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,978
I'd think my drink fermented.
446
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,522
Crazy that pro hockey
doesn't make you a chemist.
447
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484
Come on, Justin.
448
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,736
Hey. Can we talk?
449
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,200
Do you remember that thing that
I said the other day about, um,
450
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,703
someone burning down
the Boathouse on purpose?
451
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,330
Well, see, I thought
that if I could prove it,
452
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,249
that you might forgive me.
And I...
453
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:29,252
I know now that that's, um...
that was really stupid.
454
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,671
- Real dumb.
- But Riley, somebody did
455
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,424
use our wedding fireworks
to start the fire.
456
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,718
Any proof?
457
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,802
Just the missing fireworks
458
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,137
and an unsinged box.
459
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,930
But then when I saw the Quads
460
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,515
post that
shitty meme of you, I...
461
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,767
I had this idea.
And I thought, well...
462
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,728
they caught that, maybe
they caught something else.
463
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,396
And, um, they did.
464
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,942
Billie told me to CSI
everybody, so I checked alibis,
465
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,069
dress sizes,
I worked my sunglass flip.
466
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,408
Riley, if you did it
because I ran, I get it.
467
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,493
I do. I'm just...
I'm worried about you.
468
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,829
It's Claire.
469
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706
That's your shirt, Riley.
470
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,250
Hey, Claire, come here a sec.
471
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,424
- Is this you?
- Nope.
472
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,885
See, Riley, I would not have
shown you that video if I had...
473
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,179
It's Mimsy. She was cold.
I loaned her my shirt.
474
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,183
I did not ask Mimsy.
475
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,896
Being accused of arson is going
to make leaving a lot easier.
476
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,398
Leaving?
What do you mean, leaving?
477
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,860
My new Hit and Run series
got a showcase in Paris.
478
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,236
In Paris?
479
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,531
Oh, my God. That's...
480
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,284
That's like the art
capital of the world.
481
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,994
It's Paris, Ontario.
482
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,120
That's...
483
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,622
the Paris of...
484
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,832
of Ontario.
485
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,293
I leave tomorrow.
486
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,546
So I'm going to crash
at the Gas & Go,
487
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,174
but you can stay at the cabin
until Billie's contract is up.
488
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,677
After that,
I don't want to see you again.
489
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,054
Riley.
490
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,597
[Riley] Hey, Jayner.
491
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,350
I vote we sell the land,
split the money.
492
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,394
My wedding gift to the lake.
493
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,278
That was so stupid.
494
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,034
Plane down.
495
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,077
Sorry.
496
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,916
[Mimsy] Victor was right.
497
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,960
This is absolute heaven.
498
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:38,297
I can just feel the toxins
pouring out of me.
499
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,841
Big buildup.
500
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,053
I'm sorry.
This is so embarrassing.
501
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,306
It's just the sight of blood
really makes me dizzy.
502
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,684
Oh, I thought
it might arouse you.
503
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,769
Sharks are usually
excited by blood.
504
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,604
Could I have some water?
505
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,566
Boar urine might help
settle your stomach better.
506
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,109
Yeah, water is fine.
507
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,236
Ah, good.
You will need your strength.
508
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,320
You are next.
509
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,662
Oh, Mom, don't move. One of
your cups is coming loose.
510
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:22,508
[Jhyve: "Feel Something"
playing distantly]
511
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,139
Having fun?
512
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,434
I am. Don't let the resting
butch face fool you.
513
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,770
Wow. And she puns too.
514
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,354
You guys really are related.
515
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:41,778
Hey, are you into my brother?
I'm kind of getting a vibe.
516
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,405
A vibe? No, nuh-uh,
it's totally platonic.
517
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,491
Like, uh, like tree-plant-onic.
518
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,993
Oh, God. Did I catch it too?
519
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,578
Am I a pun zombie now?
Because you're gonna
520
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,371
have to kill me, Ivy.
Please, just, like, kill me.
521
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,167
Next time. You get a free pass
for boosting crew moral today.
522
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,087
Does that free pass extend
to next week maybe?
523
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,089
Uh-uh.
524
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,299
Oh God, I'm getting fired?
525
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,384
No, no, no, I don't get fired.
I've never even been fired.
526
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,136
- It's okay.
- It's okay? I just gave up
527
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,930
a great job, my parents
are totally gonna hate me
528
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,473
and I just screwed my shot
at a scholarship.
529
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,849
But yeah, it's cool,
it's cool, it's cool.
530
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,392
So you can't plant trees.
531
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:18,731
You're smart, fun,
people like you.
532
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,399
And...
533
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,158
Uh, thanks for the party.
Fire...
534
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,993
Sorry about the firing thing.
535
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,745
Oh, uh...
536
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,463
Oh, darling,
I feel a thousand times better.
537
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,674
- Thank you.
- You are so very welcome.
538
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,803
And losing a little blood means
we only need half the gin.
539
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,931
I'm going to go see
what delight Opal is
540
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,724
masterminding in the kitchen.
541
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,109
[knocking]
542
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,445
- Hello.
- Oh.
543
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,197
[Justin] Why the sad face?
544
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,158
It's my mom's idea
of a sick joke.
545
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,326
But I will have the last laugh.
546
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,162
Oh, you gonna
bake her into a pie
547
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,621
or skin her puppies
to make a coat?
548
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,165
What brings you back here?
549
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,916
I just came to get
the last of my stuff.
550
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,210
How's riding the Wayne plane?
551
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,963
Uh, I'm not. I'm, um,
back at the Murder Cabin.
552
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,882
You got Riley to forgive you?
553
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,050
Oh, your jaw must be so sore.
554
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,512
Riley went to Paris, Ontario.
555
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,723
But who knows?
556
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,725
Accusing him of torching
the Boathouse could inspire work
557
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,101
that sends him to actual Paris.
558
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,021
You thought Riley
set fire to the Boathouse?
559
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,480
Man, you are getting desperate.
560
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,151
No, the Quads filmed someone
in plaid sneaking into
561
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,819
the Boathouse right before
the fireworks went off.
562
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,654
And I thought it was Riley,
but it was actually
563
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,740
just your mom in lesbian drag.
You can read all about it
564
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,033
in the holiday email. Goodbye.
565
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,326
Can I see the footage?
566
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,785
No, Maisy, I'm done with it.
567
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,204
Ask the Quads.
568
00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:57,788
Arson is a monkey's paw.
569
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,624
It's the path to crazy.
570
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,627
Walk away or end up a sad
571
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,046
single cautionary tale
like me.
572
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:18,768
Hey.
573
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,021
So, judging from
the apocalypse outside,
574
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,398
I'd say the party
was a complete success.
575
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,860
So what happened?
You win your boss over?
576
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,238
Nope, got fired.
577
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,532
Oh, shit.
Billie, I'm so sorry.
578
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,788
Something happened, Justin.
579
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:42,625
Something
I've never done, and...
580
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,418
- I...
- What?
581
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,796
What, honey? What happened?
582
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,631
I...
583
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,550
I sang "Wonderwall".
584
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,553
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
585
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,139
It's okay. It's okay.
586
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,434
It happens to us all
eventually.
587
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,604
? They don't drive ?
? (No, not in this city) ?
588
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,731
[Nina Lee: "For the Bitches"]
589
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:09,360
? They just ride ?
? (Past the people they pity) ?
590
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,946
? They get fucked up
and move on ?
591
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,826
? They get fucked up
and move on ?
592
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:23,958
? I feel bad for the bitches,
bitches ?
593
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:28,421
? I feel bad for the bitches,
bitches ?
594
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,299
? Diamonds all
in their stitches ?
595
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,217
? Can't feel
what they're missin' ?
596
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,928
? And I feel bad for them ?
597
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,683
? House in the Hamptons ?
598
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,311
? So many cars ?
599
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,271
? She's got Daddy's Amex ?
600
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,024
? But she can't get his heart ?
601
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,984
? They show off a photo ?
602
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,695
? Just to impress ?
603
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,989
? But they don't even
know her ?
604
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,241
? They don't even know her ?
605
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,037
? And they don't drive ?
? (No, not in this city) ?
606
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:05,666
? They just ride ?
? (Past the people they pity ?
607
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,461
? They get fucked up
and move on ?
608
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,132
? They get fucked up
and move on ??
609
00:27:13,182 --> 00:27:17,732
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