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[birds chirping]
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[Maisy] That's good. So good.
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Maizers? You okay?
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I just finished
Mom's "fuck-it" list.
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She wants to spend
her last summer here with me?
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Fuck it. I'm gonna make her do
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all the boring cottage stuff
she hated here growing up.
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Your plan is to bore her?
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Yeah. It'll either force her
to confess her diagnosis
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or hop on
the next flight to Madrid.
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I'm starting with
the Boathouse's
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Annual General Meeting
at Jayne's.
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Dad used to make us go
every summer
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and it drove Mom bananas.
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Derrick used to make you
go to AGMs?
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You don't just become Boathouse
president. You're groomed.
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I was framed!
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My fireworks should be
in this box, but they're gone.
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They set fire to the Boathouse.
That's how combustion works.
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Not today, science.
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They're gone because
someone took them out
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and started the fire
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after I took them safely outside
the Boathouse. Do you see?
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The box has been opened
and it's not even singed.
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There's an arsonist among us.
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Who would set fire
to the Boathouse?
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Believe the victim, Maisy.
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Not how that's used.
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Look, I need your help.
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I need your help
to unmask the arsonist,
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redeem my good name
and win back the man I love.
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[Victor] Go to bed, Justin.
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Okay, but I'm the big spoon.
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Maisy's big spoon.
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Can we just send him to Madrid?
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They won't let him back in.
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The paella was laced.
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[Reaven: "Electric Love"]
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? Baby I don't know... ??
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Hi. Riley, we're having
a conversation as two people do.
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I, uh, I need to tell you,
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I didn't burn down
the Boathouse. I was framed.
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Like people frame people.
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Oh my God, I sound crazy. This
is crazy. I'm a crazy person.
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Because he's not gonna
believe you.
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- Forgivesies?
- [door slams]
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[Billie] My dad's gonna call
because I told him,
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you and Riley made up
and I'm staying with you
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giving nature tours
with Parks Canada all summer
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because my mom will freak if
she knows that I blew off
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the internship to plant trees.
So back me up
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and do whatever it takes to fix
things with Riley
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or my parents will never forgive
me. Okay?
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And the cherry on
my anxiety sundae.
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Just be yourself.
But do the opposite
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of every instinct
you ever have.
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Okay, gotta run. Love you. Bye.
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My God, I see more of me
in her every day.
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[wood chopping]
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[birds chirping]
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I come in peace...
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or pieces.
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You see this?
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[Riley] Top wedding fail.
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Thanks to you,
I'm a fucking meme.
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[wood chopping]
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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You didn't deserve any of this.
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[emotional music]
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How's the patient feeling?
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Don't get your hopes up.
Miles away from last rites.
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I have all your favourites here.
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Cacao, chia pudding,
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mushroom tea,
and a triple-triple.
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Oh... No arsenic?
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No, I'm saving that for lunch.
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No, no.
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I do not wanna waste
any more time
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being mad about the past.
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Oh, sweetie,
that's wonderful to hear.
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So I made a list.
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Oh, of course, you did.
It's very Virgo of you.
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Of all our favourite
cottage things
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to do together before you,
you know.
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Walk into the light
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in a blaze of Quaaludes
and an '83 Clicquot?
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The... the Boathouse's AGM
at Jayne's
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is the perfect place to start.
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We really need to figure out
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what we're doing with
that Boathouse.
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Oh, I remember those.
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Flights to Singapore
were shorter.
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Should only take four, five,
maybe six hours.
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You cannot put a clock
on democracy.
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Will there be cocktails?
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[Forester: "Undercover"]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[woman] Be right there!
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[Ivy] Hey! You found me. I was
gonna call search and rescue.
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Brought my own flares this time.
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Cute outfit.
The bugs are gonna love it.
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Oh, I doubt that because
I came prepared this time.
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Point Thunberg.
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So is there somewhere private
that I can change?
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Uh...
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- Is there somewhere else?
- Uh, Urban Outfitters?
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Point Ivy. [laughs]
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There's not much privacy
in the bush.
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- Hope you're cool with it.
- Yeah, totally cool.
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Okay. We're talking
a lot of body hair.
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Like a lot. Not that there's
anything wrong with body hair.
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We are very body positive
around here.
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- Too positive.
- [Krusty Jake] Hey.
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Oh, Jesus, Krusty Jake.
Please fix your sarong.
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[Krusty Jake] Sorry.
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[Billie] So what do you think?
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I think...
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Girl Guides
didn't prepare you for this.
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[Ivy] All right, people.
Let's dig some holes.
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Let's plant some trees.
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[man] All right.
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[birds chirping]
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[exhales]
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This must be the longest
you've gone without talking.
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Well, Billie said
to do the opposite
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of every instinct I have, so.
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- You're dying inside?
- It's unbearable. Yeah.
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Are you sure
you're okay with her
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staying for the summer?
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Been nice having
her around, actually.
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We went shopping
yesterday for her gear.
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You guys went shopping
without me?
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Just boots and bugs stuff.
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Like cute boots and bug stuff?
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Why the face?
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Billie stayed like you wanted.
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Yeah, I mean,
she's staying with you.
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I wanted her to stay with me.
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That's on you.
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Ah, man. Riley, I...
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I don't know why I ran,
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but I know it's not why
the Boathouse burned down.
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I think that someone
stole my fireworks
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and started the fire
and I can't prove it.
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But I was thinking maybe
with your RKI smarts,
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and my good looks,
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we can get in there
and crack the case.
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God, your life should be
a fucking Bravo series.
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You know, that's so weird.
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I was just saying that
to Billie the other day.
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Oh, that's not a compliment.
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He has a baby in high school.
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Gives it up, comes out,
gets kicked out,
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moves across the planet,
dates a Hemsworth.
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From Coff's Harbour.
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[Riley] Gets divorced,
comes home,
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defeats evil stepsister,
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and makes up with his kid.
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Redneck Riley was never
gonna be good enough
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for the Justin show.
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That's not true.
It sounds like a hit.
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[Riley] I tried it your way.
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Spontaneous proposal,
shotgun wedding.
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But being meme-ed by
a bunch of side characters...
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that's probably what I deserved.
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[Justin] That's not true.
Riley, that's not true.
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Riley! Riley!
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Riley, your...
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[peppy synth music]
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[Billie] Okay...
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[birds chirping]
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Okay.
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Good stuff.
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Good stuff.
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Oh, my God.
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[Forrest] Hey, Kombuch!
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How you holding up?
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Good, thanks.
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And, uh, thank you for
setting things up with Ivy.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm happy to.
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- Thirsty?
- What? No.
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Oh yeah, totally.
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[motor engine roars]
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Care for some highballer wisdom?
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What?
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When you pound a lot of
trees, you're a highballer.
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When you do
whatever that is...
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- Lowballer. Got it.
- Yeah.
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It's okay. Couldn't plant
for shit my first season.
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How many summers did you plant?
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Two now.
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Got my first job
last year of high school.
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Let me show you
a proper pounding.
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[Wrabel: "Magic"]
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? Better love me with
the lights on ?
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[Forrest] So, first...
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? 'Cause I wanna see
what you're doin' ?
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? If I didn't see what
you're doin' ?
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you use your cream spoon, right?
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You dig out your piece.
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Align your sapling
with the root,
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and you grip the trunk firmly,
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cut the bottom,
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plug the hole.
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Perfect pounding.
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? In magic ??
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Praise Treezus.
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[birds chirping]
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["Money City Maniacs" by Sloan]
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? All you've found... ?
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- Hey!
- God, this is
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a crazy turnout for an AGM.
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Yeah, well, AGM's on hold
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until we can get
another lifeguard.
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'Cause the girls
won't work the nude beach
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- so Jaynie's covering it.
- Yeah.
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Have you seen the Quads?
Because I really got talk to...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Cowering Inferno.
- Hey!
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You listen here, all right?
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This is Jaynie's
first presidency
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and this Boathouse
is gonna be the tits.
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So I can't be working canteen,
snack bar,
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rentals
and putting out your fires.
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I not...
I didn't start the fire.
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Wayne, stop this.
There's an arson...
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You're outta here. Sorry, bud.
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[Mimsy] Wow!
AGMs have really changed
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since Derrick was president.
This is gonna be fun.
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We can't discuss the Boathouse
resale at a frat house kegger.
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Well, thank God for that.
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Talking shop really dulls
the barbiturates.
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We don't drink at AGMs anymore.
Maisy's bylaw.
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That's how Ulrika got
her nude beach.
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? Hey you ??
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Regime changes are hard.
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Marie Antoinette lost her head,
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but she would've lost her mind
sending email reminders
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for the First Republic.
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But you would've done
very well, Mother.
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[Chumbawamba: "Tubthumping"]
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? We'll be singing ?
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? When we're winning ?
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? We'll be singing ??
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[Jayne] Careful, you two.
Don't make me save you.
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Watch out for that glass
on the beach.
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That bum needs more SPF.
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[Maisy] Jayne, how are we
gonna have an AGM in this?
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Get it under control.
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Under your control.
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I told you that I would bring
fun back to the lake.
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Fun, this is Maisy.
Maisy, this is fun.
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I know fun.
I put the F-U in fun.
255
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:05,183
The Boathouse is for families,
not sad swingers.
256
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,352
[Mimsy] Sorry, Janine,
my daughter's rigid.
257
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,646
It's her Capricorn moon.
Negroni?
258
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,189
Ah, no.
259
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,233
Somehow Maisy picked up
the most boring parts
260
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,402
of my late husband
when he took her under his wing.
261
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,654
[laughs] OMJeepies,
you're so right!
262
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,031
Remember how Derrick got
so Shrek when he was Prez?
263
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,658
- [laughs]
- He was not. Dad was...
264
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,285
As stale as your biscuits.
265
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,620
My biscuits have been featured
in Canadian Living.
266
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,372
- Twice.
- I have copies.
267
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,833
Well, I think your Boathouse
268
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,294
is a big improvement
on the original.
269
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,921
Even if the Hall Monitor
doesn't think so.
270
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,090
- Come on.
- Oh, I shouldn't.
271
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,842
[Dom Vallie:
"Shake (Valliefunk)"]
272
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,969
? I'm lethal
Better put me down ?
273
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,847
? For a flip another pound
For a I take another bitch ??
274
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,308
- Hi, girls.
- [Jeri] Stalk much?
275
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,642
Why aren't you answering my DMs?
276
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,144
[Jeri] Are you verified?
277
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,604
I'm gonna pretend
like that didn't hurt
278
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,063
and that your approval
means nothing to me.
279
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:57,152
Hey, I need
any photos or videos
280
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,612
that you guys took
of my wedding.
281
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,030
They're already posted, pyro.
282
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:04,367
Well, do you have any unposted
or maybe some... some deleted?
283
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,703
- They're in photo heaven.
- It's called the Cloud, Keri.
284
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,163
Clouds are in heaven.
285
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,789
[Justin] You guys,
I'll take anything that you got.
286
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,041
There might be
something on there
287
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,667
that could help me
fix things with Riley.
288
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,669
And I know you wanna see us
get back together, right?
289
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,213
No, we just wanna see
Riley's OnlyFans.
290
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,797
Yeah, that would be kinda hot.
291
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,758
No, wait, just be an ally here,
would you? Come on.
292
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,510
[Teri] Well, then can you end
Mom's oldstravaganza?
293
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,802
Or wormhole us to Tulum?
294
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,596
- Yeah.
- [camera shutters]
295
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,306
What if I could bring it here?
296
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,849
Find you some cute F boys.
297
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,310
- What?
- Don't go anywhere.
298
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,441
[Keri] Where's he
gonna find that?
299
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,567
[flies buzzing]
300
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,693
[Forrest] It's a thunderbox.
301
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,196
Portable toilet.
302
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,949
Dig a hole. Pop on top.
303
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,534
- Make your drop.
- Oh, I...
304
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,244
I think I can hold it.
305
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,578
You drank four canteens.
306
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,163
Yep. Nope. I'm gonna hold it.
307
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,500
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, man. [farts]
308
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,584
Oh, my God.
309
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,629
Oh, sorry. Are you guys in line?
310
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,047
- Mm-mm.
- Okay.
311
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,467
He'll be done in a sec.
312
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,344
[Krusty Jake groans, farts]
313
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:08,682
[phone ringing]
314
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,350
[Justin] Quid fro-yo,
Billie Barnes.
315
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,602
I lied to your parents.
So if you want me to make things
316
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,229
right with Riley,
then I need you to send
317
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,272
some gaggy tree-planter-
fireman-calendar-types
318
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,982
over to Jayne's stat.
319
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,733
Hard pass on body musk
and white guys with dreads.
320
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,485
[groans] Come on.
321
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571
I'll be there in 30.
322
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,948
- I...
- [call ended beep]
323
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,825
Wow! I'm good at this.
324
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,451
[Wayne] Justin!
I know you're still here.
325
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,369
Shit!
326
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,998
[Sheepdogs: "I Don't Know"]
327
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,001
- This is all falling apart.
- I know.
328
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,628
The AGM was supposed
to bore my mom into leaving.
329
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,879
How is this happening?
330
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,131
I won three championships,
331
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,757
but now I'm mixing drinks
for Wayne?
332
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,551
And my mom is getting
along with Jayne?
333
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,636
- Jayne can be fun.
- [Maisy] Fun?
334
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,221
In a Jell-o shots kinda way.
335
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,639
- I'm fun.
- I know.
336
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,266
But your mom loves an audience.
337
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,143
And Jayne plays
a great second fiddle.
338
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,519
I did it one time.
339
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,229
[all laughing]
340
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,899
Well, if we can't bore her
into leaving,
341
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,610
we can send her packing
by stealing
342
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,320
the one thing she wants most.
343
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,529
- Opal's kidneys.
- The spotlight.
344
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,073
Oh.
345
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,075
There's only
one person I can ask.
346
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,660
Crazy-May.
347
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,995
Bitch better buckle up
348
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,705
because fun's a'comin'.
349
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,166
What if Opal sees? If he sees...
350
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,542
Tell him Mommy loves him.
351
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,753
And then get him
the hell out of here.
352
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,047
Let's Jekyll and Hyde this shit.
353
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,841
[Halo Sol: "Lo Que Quieres"]
354
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,344
[Justin] Would you guys
just answer my texts?
355
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,179
How is the foot box talking?
356
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,431
Stay! Dad's still
looking for you.
357
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,309
[Justin] Okay.
But Billie's here.
358
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,770
And she brought a DJ
for each of you.
359
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,985
- I'm taking that one.
- No, I want that one.
360
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,528
All right, now deal's a deal.
Gimme the footage.
361
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,824
Yep, let's go.
362
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,202
- [phone chimes]
- Yes!
363
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,833
Oh, hey, Olive. Billie
brought a boy for you too.
364
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,418
Oh, I'm sapiosexual.
365
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,170
Oh, we all are, sweetheart.
366
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,714
[Keri] Until they won't shut up
about vinyl or Foucault.
367
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,929
She's getting smarter.
368
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,014
Uh-uh. You need life jackets.
369
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,684
Oh, come on. Don't you have
a basement for that?
370
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,686
- Ulrika!
- [Ulrika] Uh-huh? Yes?
371
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,729
Think of the children.
372
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,648
That would be weird, no?
373
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,900
The nude beach is supposed
to be on Wayne's half.
374
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,360
Oh.
375
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:26,778
- [Wayne] Hey.
- [Ulrika] What?
376
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,492
I know you told me to stay on
my side of the Boathouse but...
377
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,328
we're outta snacks, beer,
propane...
378
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,288
and coasters.
379
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,667
You can't get water rings
outta my coffee table, Wayne.
380
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,419
They say that you can,
but you can't.
381
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,962
Okay. And don't freak out...
382
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,006
but I think I may have heard
Justin's voice somewhere.
383
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,762
It's all going to dumpers.
384
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,514
My first day as president.
385
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,643
Okay.
386
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,187
I'll send Victor on
a coaster run.
387
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,565
Opal's helping out in the
kitchen, doing the best he can.
388
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,401
And the girls are still
looking for Justin. Okay?
389
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,902
We'll make it work, Jaynie.
390
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,821
It's gonna be the best
Boathouse ever.
391
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,699
[Maisy] Woo-hooo!
392
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243
[Bif Naked:
"I Love Myself Today"]
393
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,494
[woman] Yes, girl!
394
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,496
[Maisy] Party's here, bitches.
395
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,331
[cheering]
396
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,167
? Well look at you
you're all puffed up ?
397
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,419
? In that big red truck but
you're outta luck (this time) ?
398
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,545
? Well, that's tough ?
399
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,672
- It's...
- Crazy-May.
400
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,883
We have to go.
401
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,343
But it's the best
I can do. [gasps]
402
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,137
Orpheus Protocol
like we practiced.
403
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,430
Number one rule?
404
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,223
Whatever happens,
don't look at Crazy-May.
405
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,476
? But I'm a fool
who's off her rocker ?
406
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,396
? Cause I let you in my heart
that one last time ?
407
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,774
? I've had enough,
made up my mind ?
408
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,442
Oh my God!
409
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:52,322
? I'm gonna get up
and out and wild ?
410
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,490
Dad, I'm scared.
411
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,241
? Not like yesterday... ?
412
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,160
Woo-hoo!
413
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,287
? I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh ?
414
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,247
? I love myself today ?
415
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,249
? Not like yesterday ?
416
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,084
? Take another look at me now ?
417
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,253
- [woman] She's out of control.
- [man] Wasn't this an AGM?
418
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,297
? Cause it's your last look ?
419
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,174
Yeah. Bring it, Saggy Balls!
420
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,009
I pound beers for breakfast!
421
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,512
Yes!
422
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,515
You two, move!
423
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,935
[Wayne] Justin!
Get back here, Lovejoy!
424
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,271
[Maisy] Don't mind if I do!
425
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,315
[Opal] My blindfold is slipping!
426
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,193
[Victor] I'm putting you down.
Don't look.
427
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,445
? ...Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm ?
428
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614
? I'm gonna be okay! ?
429
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,491
? I love myself today ?
430
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,159
? Not like yesterday ?
431
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,911
Coming in hot. Coming in hot.
432
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,746
? Take another look at me now ?
433
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,666
? Cause it's your last look ??
434
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,252
You wanna piece,
booster seat? Huh?
435
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,294
- Huh?
- Mommy.
436
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,546
[Victor] Come on.
437
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,422
That's how you cottage,
bitches.
438
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,384
She didn't come with me.
439
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,719
Oh! Drink! Oh! Drink!
440
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,304
- [knock on the door]
- [Billie] Hurry up.
441
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,222
It's an emergency!
442
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,517
Oh, thank God.
443
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,311
- Is Wayne out there?
- No, gone.
444
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,604
Coaster emergency
in the living room.
445
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,231
- [door slams shut]
- Okay.
446
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,316
Well, as much as I love
a potty party, I'm...
447
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,443
Wait, wait. Stay. Please.
[stomach growls]
448
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,903
Ooh.
449
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,196
What's Riley feeding you?
450
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,739
I've been holding it all day
451
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,867
because tree planters
do their business on boxes
452
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,368
- in front of everyone.
- [gasps]
453
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,996
Justin,
there was this guy, pushing.
454
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,998
The sounds,
the veins in his neck.
455
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,750
Oh, my baby. It's okay.
It's okay. It's over now.
456
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,669
No, you don't understand.
I have to learn how to go
457
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,170
in public or I'll never
survive the summer.
458
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,506
Or a bachelorette.
459
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,426
I'm gonna be
right behind that curtain.
460
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,177
[Billie] Just don't look.
461
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,347
Or listen. Or breathe.
462
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,433
Okay.
463
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,686
- Oh, and turn on the water.
- [Justin] Already on it.
464
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,897
- [tap squeaks, water running]
- Oh, God.
465
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,775
Okay, Billie. You can do this.
466
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,069
Oh my God. Come on.
467
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,909
You can go in front of
your birth dad.
468
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,079
[sighs]
469
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,289
[VOLAC and Stace Cadet:
"Super Cute"]
470
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,249
The Boathouse is closed!
471
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,126
Party's over.
472
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,753
Get outta my house!
473
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,881
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! [laughs]
474
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,716
That means you too, Maisy.
475
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,135
[Maisy] You can't kick me
outta the Boathouse.
476
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,055
I made the Boathouse.
I am the Boathouse. Oh.
477
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,266
See, this is why I hid all
the birthday invitations
478
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,018
that came for her 'cause
she can't handle the sugar.
479
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,811
I can handle it till sunrise.
480
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,188
You'll puke.
481
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,023
More room for the next round.
482
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,776
[Mimsy] Okay, Drunksy.
I think it's time to go home.
483
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:35,818
Where's Victor?
484
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,404
He ran like a weak ass bitch.
485
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,740
[Wayne] Justin can take
her home. [clears throat]
486
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,659
Oh, you pissed yourself,
Justine?
487
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,371
No. And thanks to me, Billie
will never have to either.
488
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,122
Wait, that sounds weird.
No, I... she...
489
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,958
she gets bladder block
in public.
490
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,793
Yeah. Not getting better, bud.
491
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,378
Can you just take
your sister home?
492
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,129
- She's not my sister.
- I'm not his sister.
493
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,714
- [Mimsy sighs]
- Ugh.
494
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,840
All right, let's go.
495
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,550
Oh. Oh, no,
this ain't over.
496
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,970
I'll be back on the board
as soon as my mom kicks it.
497
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,555
And my AGM's gonna kick
your AGM's ass.
498
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,432
[Justin] Settle down,
child. God!
499
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,518
[birds chirping]
500
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,271
[indistinct chatter]
501
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,191
We can't host the Boathouse
at our cottage anymore.
502
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,904
You said our cottage.
503
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,123
[Billie] I'm sorry I pimped you
out to the Barbie brigade
504
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,833
so I didn't have to thunderbox.
505
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,252
No, it's cool. The normal one
506
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,628
hid me until
you finished your business.
507
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,046
Oh yeah. Olive's cool, huh?
508
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,967
[birds chirping]
509
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,303
Hey, what's the rush?
510
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,556
Oh, well, Ivy already thinks
I can't cut it.
511
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,727
And that was the longest break
in the history of breaks, so.
512
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,979
Okay. Don't sweat it.
513
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,939
Me and Ivy, we go way back.
514
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,650
I could put in a good word.
515
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:02,864
Wow. I mean, that would be,
like, super cool of you.
516
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,412
So when you say you go way back,
do you mean like...
517
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,623
- this?
- No, gross.
518
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,333
Uh, Ivy's my sister.
519
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,296
- Is that weird?
- Nope. No. Not weird.
520
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,630
Not weird at all.
521
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,965
Okay.
522
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,427
We should go. [chuckles]
523
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,720
Oh, my God.
524
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,183
[Maisy] I need one more drink.
525
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,185
- One more drink.
- [Justin] No, no.
526
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,270
You need a egg and cheese.
And you need a stomach pump.
527
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,230
- Watch your step.
- Ugh! Just put DUI
528
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,774
to bed with a bucket
529
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,484
and she won't remember
anything in the morning.
530
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,737
I totally broke
that kid's nose in Spike Ball.
531
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,614
Oh, my God.
532
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,324
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
533
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,159
- Not for you, boo.
- What?
534
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,162
Fine. Fine. It's fine. I'll stop
co-sleeping with you and Victor.
535
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,289
I can... I can stay.
536
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,000
I can only handle
one wildfire at the cottage
537
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,835
and after what Opal saw today,
538
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:01,380
I don't think
he's gonna let me stay here.
539
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:05,510
Somewhere on this phone is proof
that I'm an innocent man.
540
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,762
That you would all be
bar-b-que flamb�
541
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,555
if I hadn't run
for the hills. Stop!
542
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,932
I'm a hero.
543
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,267
And you're gonna feel so bad
if you kick me out
544
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,061
when I'm the only reason
that you're alive.
545
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,396
Sweet dreams, Justine.
546
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,942
Wait. No. Come back. Don't...
547
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,069
I don't have any place
else to go.
548
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,362
Come on.
549
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,365
I'm an inside cat.
550
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,201
[water flowing, birds chirping]
551
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,503
[Keri] Best wedding ever!
[laughs]
552
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,881
Come, come. Hey!
553
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,966
[Justin] Riley?
554
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,719
What?
555
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,680
Hey!
556
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,892
Hey!
557
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,686
[Justin] Why?
558
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,563
[Covex & MOONZz: "Younger"]
559
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,065
? Yeah we were younger then
and I can't pretend ?
560
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,153
? That I don't miss how it
all just felt brand new ?
561
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,613
? I feel younger with you ?
562
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,782
? Younger, younger ?
563
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,410
? I feel younger with you ?
564
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,120
? Younger, younger ?
565
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,622
? It felt brand new ?
566
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,624
? Younger, younger ?
567
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,668
? I feel younger with you ?
568
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,298
? I feel younger with you ?
569
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,358
? I don't know how
we got so far from ?
570
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,444
? All the ways that
it once was ?
571
00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,571
? But I love when you say
that it feels good ?
572
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,781
? To come back here,
because it does ?
573
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,618
? Looking at you through
that rear view ?
574
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,536
? It's been so long ??
575
00:24:55,586 --> 00:25:00,136
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