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[disco music playing]
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[Justin panting]
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[fireworks booming]
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{\an8}[Bruno Mars: "Skate"]
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? Oh, my, oh, my ?
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? Got your hair in the wind ?
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? And your skin glistening ?
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? I can smell
your sweet perfume ?
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? You smell better
than a barbecue ?
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? Oh, superstar...
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[Riley wolf-whistling]
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[Riley chuckles]
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Uh, you look like a penis.
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It's my new
dry conditioner.
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A big, giant water penis.
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[Justin] Shut up!
Billie's room ready?
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- Cleared a path.
- All right. It's gotta be perfect,
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- 'cause I haven't
seen her since... - [Riley] Since Christmas.
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You know, you got all week
to catch up with her.
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- [Justin] Uh-huh.
- Which means...
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[Justin laughing]
What are you doing?
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No! What?
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Riley!
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Which means I get to
have all my ways with you
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- before she gets here.
- No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.
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No, it needs to stay on for
at least eight hours, please.
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Okay.
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That means
this gets to come off
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for at least eight minutes.
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Can I at least
keep the goggles on?
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They really
ground the look.
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[laughs]
Get over here, dickhead.
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[Bert] Hey, boys!
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Mind if I drop a line?
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Fish are real snappy here.
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Yeah.
Yeah, sure thing, Bert.
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Go inside?
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Um, I'm just
gonna need a minute.
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Yeah, you're gonna need
more than a minute.
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It's gonna go down faster
if you let go.
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No, this is
a hostage situation.
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[Justin laughs]
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Marry me?
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Riley, we've been dating
for what, like, a year?
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We can do it this weekend.
Come on, it'd be perfect.
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Yeah, like,
perfectly insane.
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Riley, I've...
I've been married, remember?
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- Just to stay in the country.
- And sex.
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And a really
great apartment.
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Think about it, all right?
Billie's here.
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Look, I know you lost
your place on the lake,
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but you can build
a new one here with me.
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[Justin sighs]
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A tool belt and a proposal
does not make you a lesbian.
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A guy can dream.
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I don't even know
your middle name.
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Blair.
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Oh, my God,
you are a lesbian.
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[Riley laughs]
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This is crazy.
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When has that
ever stopped you?
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- Okay.
- Yeah?
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- Okay.
- Okay? Yeah, do you?
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I do.
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[The Knocks: "Slow Song"]
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[Bert] Right on, boys!
Get some!
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? I can feel you tryin' doors
that opened up before ?
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[man] Yeah,
I'll take that over here.
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? But I'm the one
with all the keys...
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[Billie] I'm only here
for a week, Mom.
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[Naomi] Yes,
but you wanna be fresh
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for when you start
your internship.
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Yeah, but I'm just gonna
be answering phones
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and updating socials,
you know?
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[Naomi scoffs]
Don't undersell yourself.
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It was a very
competitive job to get.
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Billie?
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Billie?
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Okay, love you Mom, bye.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Your kicks are way too fresh
to be a tree planter.
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Oh, I'm just visiting family
for the week.
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Shit. I needed a place to hide
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from all the acoustic guitar
this summer.
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Oh, a lot of
"Wonderwall," huh?
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Uh, kombucha?
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I brewed it myself.
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Yeah, sure.
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Why not?
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You know, my mom says
that good gut flora
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is a better predicator
of future income than grades.
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- No shit.
- Well, I mean, a little shit.
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[chuckles]
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Well, I am Forrest.
Two "R"s.
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Oh, Billie.
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Uh, two "L"s.
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How do I look?
Cute?
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- Too needy?
- No, you look good.
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- All right?
- Okay.
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Here she is. Billie!
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Text me.
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- Will do.
- [Billie] Okay.
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Hi!
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[upbeat instrumental playing]
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- [Billie] Hi. [chuckles]
- Hi.
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I see you're
making new friends.
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- Hi, Riley.
- Hi.
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- Let me grab these for you.
- Thanks.
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So, what's with
all the dirty hippies?
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They're tree planters,
Justin.
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Oh, even worse.
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Stay upwind.
Patchouli will give you bacne.
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Bye.
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Hi. I'm still here.
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- [Billie] Hi.
- Another hug?
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[Billie] Yes.
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- I missed you like stupid.
- Me too.
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Why do you smell
like moonshine?
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That's kombucha.
It's home brew.
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It's good!
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[Justin]
The hippies got to you.
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Just a bit.
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[Maisy] Seven-layer lasagna?
Is that really necessary?
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I thought we'd discussed
the menu for tonight.
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Classic with a twist.
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Nana thinks hot dogs
with chorizo and glazed pears
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- is trying too hard.
- Well, your mother thinks...
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[Mimsy] That her mother knows
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that street meats
taste best drunk
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behind CBGB's
after 4:00 a.m.
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I have news
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that's gonna sweeten
that sour puss of yours.
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I was just
speaking to Killian.
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- Killian called?
- Mmm. On your phone, yes.
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Why didn't you
hand it to me?
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'Cause I'm not your roadie,
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and I was dying to know
if he took the job.
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Killian's lifeguarding
this summer.
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- He has a job.
- Well, a friend of mine
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who I used to life model with
at the Vatican
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owns an agency
in Hong Kong.
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And after I posted
a picture of Killian,
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she reached out.
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[inhales sharply]
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[laughs] Our boy, a model?
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It only makes sense.
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[exhales]
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Killian's leaving
China next week.
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We can't impose
on your family any more.
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I mean, I'm sure
they'd love to have him.
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Be back for school.
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Think of the doors
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that modelling
would open for Killian.
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Acting, music,
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a sexy rebound with
the Chairman of the Party.
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[whispering] My sister
would never let that happen.
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[chair scraping on floor]
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I think I need more coffee.
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Children need dysfunction
to turn into interesting adults!
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Maisers?
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Or they end up
with hobbies.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Is breakfast wine the best way
to deal with your mom?
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Oh, I just need the bottle.
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[glass shattering]
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Oops! Clumsy me.
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It's accidental manslaughter
if she trips on it.
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The blood thinners
will do the rest.
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[Victor] Sorry, Maisers.
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Can't let you
kill your mom.
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You see?
This is what she does.
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She wraps you around
her jabby little fingers
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and then skips off
to Zipolite.
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She already has
her claws in our kids.
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- I need you on my side!
- I am on your side.
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She answers my phone.
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She batiked
my French linens.
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She turned the bunkie
into an ashram!
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We need our own place.
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Look, babe,
all the places you liked
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are over our budget,
I'm retired,
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and you lost
the home reno account.
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Besides,
your mom isn't that bad,
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and the kids
love this place.
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Why isn't Killian
coming home?
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Because he has a duty to
share the face, body, and hair
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I gave him
with the world.
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[Mimsy] Maisy-May,
do you have any Turkish beans?
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- Yours are limp.
- Oh, here I go.
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- No!
- [sighs]
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[strained cry]
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[whimsical music playing]
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[door clicks open]
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- Uh, home sweet...
- Homicide.
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[Riley chuckles]
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Wow, I like what you've done
with the place, Rile.
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Yeah, it's still
a work in progress.
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Sorry about the mess.
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I'm workin' on a new roadkill
investigation series.
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[Justin] He uses the living room
'cause the light's better,
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but these little cuties,
they really come to life
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- in the dark.
- [Billie] Mmm.
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[Riley] Yeah, 'cause someone's
afraid to pee at night.
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- [whispering] They watch.
- [Billie laughs]
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[Billie] So this dinner
thing at Maisy's...
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[Justin] I know. She blackmailed
us into coming for moral support
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because her mom's
staying with her for the week
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until Killian
gets back from China, so...
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You're safe.
It's just Maisy, Victor,
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Opal, and the evil stepmonster.
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Already finishing each other's
sentences. Adorable!
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[imitates retching]
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[Billie chuckles]
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Are you bummed that Killian
won't be there?
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Nah.
That boy's last year's news.
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- [[Justin chuckles]
- [Riley] Ooh.
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- [Billie] So...
- Mm-hmm.
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[Billie]
...what's Mimsy like?
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A narcissistic,
manipulative Messy Poppins.
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[snickers]
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How come Wayne and Jayne
aren't coming?
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[Riley] Uh,
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yeah, Maisy's
been avoiding Jayner
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since she declared
for Boathouse prezzie.
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- And the Quads?
- Wayne and Jayne
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are sharing custody
since the split.
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Yeah, it's Wayne's weekend,
so they're probably moving
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their beds to the other side
of the cottage.
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[hard rock music playing]
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[thud]
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I'm here!
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Hey.
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Whoo!
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Ready for our weekend,
girls?
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- [Keri] Daddy, line!
- [Wayne] Right.
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Mom will freak if you go
on her side before five.
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[scoffs]
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You know,
it is my cottage too.
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Do you think
this is easy for us?
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Look at Olive.
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- She seems fine.
- She gave up weed.
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My sweet baby girl!
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- Daddy! Line!
- Yeah.
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Why's your mom so mad?
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I gave her
everything she wanted.
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Except the cottage.
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And you traded her boat
for that stupid seaplane.
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Which you can't even fly.
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Anyway, don't even
worry about it, girls.
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By the end of the summer,
me and your mom,
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we're gonna be back together.
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00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,718
It's a Wayne Moore
guarantee.
253
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,305
Not if you keep day drinking
in cargo shorts.
254
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,639
The whole point
of breaking up
255
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,808
is to show your ex
how much hotter you got.
256
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,685
- Mom's blowing up on Hinge.
- And Tinder.
257
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,978
- Bumble.
- Plenty of Fish.
258
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,146
- Coffee and a Bagel.
- Snack.
259
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,980
I'm hungry.
260
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,648
[sighs]
261
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:53,779
?
262
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,211
Thank you
for having us, Mimsy.
263
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,713
Happy to have you anytime.
264
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,589
[scoffs]
265
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,465
[Riley chuckles]
266
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,885
Can't believe you reopened
Granny's Muskoka room.
267
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,887
Well, we finally found
the source of that smell.
268
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,264
- Oh, my God, what was it?
- Your granny.
269
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,975
Now, no sniping.
We're celebrating.
270
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,436
Everyone together
around the table again.
271
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,897
If only your father
were here to see it.
272
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,690
He did love corn.
273
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,778
Derrick lost so much sleep
over your beautiful Billie
274
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,572
being raised by
strangers or homosexuals.
275
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366
- [Billie coughs]
- He'd be thrilled to see
276
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,493
how perfectly ordinary
you turned out.
277
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206
Actually,
278
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,376
Billie has some of the top marks
in the province.
279
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,253
And, Riley,
drumroll please...
280
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,212
[drumming on table]
281
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,047
...just got an internship
282
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,549
with the National
Climate Institute,
283
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,259
where she will be
saving the planet this summer,
284
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,593
because your generation
has used it as
285
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,095
a disposable snot rag
for decades.
286
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,805
- Okay, also yours.
- Little bit less.
287
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,306
Well, now I know
288
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,560
that I have three
extraordinary grandchildren.
289
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,520
Congratulations, Billie.
290
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,021
[all] Congratulations.
291
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:10,981
I'm proud of you.
292
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,067
[Riley] Uh,
293
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,696
I would also like
to make a family toast,
294
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,031
seeing as I'll be
joining it soon.
295
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,492
I asked Justin to marry me,
296
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,578
and he said yes.
297
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,248
- Congratulations! That's...
- [Opal] Congrats.
298
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,167
- Wow! Wow, wow, wow.
- [Victor] That's great.
299
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,376
I did, I said yes.
300
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,087
Have you set a date yet?
301
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,714
- Yeah, we were thinking...
- Tomorrow.
302
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,257
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
303
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,592
We know that's fast.
304
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,969
It's fast,
but Riley hates fuss,
305
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429
Billie's only in town
for a week.
306
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,055
We were just thinking,
like, "You know what?
307
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,141
To hell with it, let's just
throw caution to the wind.
308
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143
- Let's do it."
- Yeah, then you can just
309
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,062
forget about the shitty DJs
and the horrible food,
310
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,939
and the... you know,
the gift bullshit.
311
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,441
Although we wouldn't say no
to a Vitamix.
312
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,984
Well, where are you
getting married?
313
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,403
I've eloped three times,
and venue is everything.
314
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,280
We were hoping
the Boathouse?
315
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,616
My great-grandfather was one
of the original carpenters,
316
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,284
but it's booked.
317
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,411
So we were actually kind of
hoping to maybe do it here.
318
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,288
You know,
like my parents did?
319
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,500
You can't consecrate
your love on land
320
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,502
steeped in
your parents' sexual ennui.
321
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,546
Maisy can get you
the Boathouse.
322
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,590
Her best friend,
Janine, is VP.
323
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,551
- Jayne and I aren't really...
- Do you have a wedding planner?
324
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,639
Oh. Uh, well, we were just
gonna ask Ulrika to officiate.
325
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,932
I can work with that.
326
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,521
I need everyone
at the Boathouse by ten.
327
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,106
Check your inbox in the morning
for your assignments.
328
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,108
[Justin whispering] Where did
the earpiece come from?
329
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,485
You guys are
getting hitched tomorrow,
330
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,111
that means
bachelor party tonight.
331
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,866
Oh, Riley and Justin can't see
each other before the wedding,
332
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,702
it's bad luck,
so I can throw a bachelorette
333
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,788
- for Justin at the cabin.
- [softly] Thank you.
334
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,790
A toast.
To the grooms.
335
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,251
May your life together
336
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,962
be as happy as
the one leaving me.
337
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,007
- Leaving you?
- I'm dying.
338
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,884
I was gonna wait
to tell you,
339
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,762
but then Justin and Riley's
desperate cry for attention
340
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,264
inspired my own.
341
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,474
To the grooms!
342
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,313
[Justin] I mean,
she could've waited.
343
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,357
She's still gonna be dying
after the wedding.
344
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,276
Are you sure
about this, though?
345
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,486
'Cause it's really fast,
Justin.
346
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,613
Billie,
if you'd seen him propose.
347
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,948
He was like this...
348
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,034
big, wet puppy.
349
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,537
Yeah, but you get a puppy.
You don't marry one.
350
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,372
Listen.
351
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792
I lost a lot of time
352
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,335
being away from
the people that I love,
353
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,753
and I don't wanna make
that mistake again.
354
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,131
I love Riley.
355
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,801
And Riley loves me.
And I know that it's fast,
356
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,970
but if I was a 36-year-old
divorced woman
357
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,930
with a biological clock
screaming "Tick, tock,"
358
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,515
then nobody
would bat an eye.
359
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,895
I've got everything
that I've always wanted.
360
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,024
Except a father
to walk me down the aisle.
361
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,026
You asking me
to be your dad
362
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,278
- or walk you down the aisle?
- Oh, you don't have to choose.
363
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,904
You just gotta find me
something to wear.
364
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,780
[knocking on door]
365
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825
Hey, girlies.
366
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,037
Now, it is not a bachelorette
367
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,164
without skinny margaritas.
368
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,582
No, it is not.
369
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,625
[Jayne grunts]
370
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,210
Good news!
I was able to bump
371
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,004
Whoreen's canasta tournament
372
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,714
to get you
the Boathouse tomorrow!
373
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,049
Are you serious?
374
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,967
[Jayne laughs]
375
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,595
Bad news,
couldn't find a stripper,
376
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,138
so Saggy B
is hoistin' 'em up,
377
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,973
and we are not gonna want
to remember that.
378
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,434
So, strap in,
379
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,854
and tell me
where I can plug 'er in.
380
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:42,025
[Toronto:
"Your Daddy Don't Know"]
381
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,121
? Making your move ?
382
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,209
? You come down
as fast as lightning ?
383
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,920
? Crossing the stage...
384
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,754
[Jayne sighs]
385
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,964
Where's the Reposado?
386
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,925
Regurgeado behind
the Murder Cabin.
387
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,471
Oh, looks like the bachelorette
party was a success.
388
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,181
Just gotta push
through the pain.
389
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,517
How's the hunt
for a new cottage?
390
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,143
We're still looking,
391
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,145
but I am chatting
with Clementine Farnsworth.
392
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,940
Ooh! She was Brenda Butt
when we got our license,
393
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,150
but Clementine
can ask for 7%.
394
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,569
If you want an agent
who takes five, let me know.
395
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,613
- Oh, discount.
- [forced laugh]
396
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,449
Hey, Mimsy,
can I count on your vote
397
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,867
for Boathouse president
this year?
398
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,329
I would ask for yours,
but, whoopsie,
399
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,123
you can't vote, so...
400
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,757
- Need a hand there, Wayner?
- Nah. [chuckles]
401
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,884
All about perspective, bro.
402
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,928
Am I tangled in
life's challenges?
403
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,764
Or do I sparkle with
a thousand tiny lights?
404
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,766
How you holdin' up, bud?
405
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,352
Well, I live in a plane
I can't fly.
406
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,813
Uh, I don't have a shower
to drink in anymore.
407
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,523
But you can't live
in the past.
408
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,900
Oh, hey, can I do some laundry
at your house again?
409
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,236
Jaynie's got the machines
tied up till Saturday,
410
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,738
and girls said
I could use a glow-up.
411
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:10,947
[Victor] Hey-o.
412
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,949
All right,
my little griddle cakes.
413
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,410
This wedding's
about to get lit.
414
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,454
Whoo!
415
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,457
[Barrie: "Darjeeling"]
416
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,433
? The city towed my car ?
417
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,770
? The first night I got in ?
418
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,021
- Hey, bud.
- [Saggy B] Hey.
419
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,233
? At your favourite bar
420
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,278
? With the guy who owns it ?
421
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:59,120
? Oh, it's just like
you called it ?
422
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,837
? And oh, you never got it ?
423
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,928
? Stay ?
424
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,765
? Keep me here for a while ?
425
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,394
? Stay ?
426
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,980
? You can leave...
427
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,984
[Spice Girls: "2 Become 1"]
428
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,039
? Candlelight and soul forever ?
429
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,417
? A dream of
you and me together ?
430
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:53,132
? Say you believe it
Say you believe it ?
431
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,469
? Free your mind
of doubt and danger ?
432
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,889
? Be for real
Don't be a stranger ?
433
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:06,813
? We can achieve it
We can achieve it ?
434
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,690
? Come a little closer...
435
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,484
- Ready?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
436
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,694
- Okay.
- Yeah.
437
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:14,988
Oh, my God.
438
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,825
That's okay. That's okay!
We'll tell them it was too fast,
439
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,827
and we'll go home and talk,
and Riley will understand.
440
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,413
I did that thing: I made
this whole week about myself.
441
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,706
This was supposed
to be your week.
442
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,082
I made it all about me.
443
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,710
Oh, well,
444
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,255
unfortunately, there's no cure
for Main Character Syndrome.
445
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,757
Tomorrow.
446
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,304
Tomorrow, I wanna hear
all about your new job,
447
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,764
I wanna hear about
that cute boy from the bus,
448
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,892
and I wanna hear about you.
449
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:45,727
[Ulrika clears throat]
450
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,815
Okay. Come on.
451
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,483
Let me give your ass away.
452
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,694
? I need some love ?
453
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,488
? Like I never
needed love before ?
454
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,699
? Wanna make love to ya, baby ?
455
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,661
? I had a little love
Now I'm back for more ?
456
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,497
? Wanna make love to ya, baby ?
457
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,500
? Set your spirit free ?
458
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,545
? It's the only way to be...
459
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,012
We gather here under
the loving eye of Mother Frigg
460
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,015
to join these beautiful gays
in marriage.
461
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,893
We ask Baldur,
god of all ass rascals,
462
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:31,064
to bless their coffers with gold
and their staffs with semen.
463
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,943
Bring me the rings.
464
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,320
Riley,
you may speak your vows.
465
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,325
[blowing nose loudly]
466
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,747
Justin Lovejoy.
467
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,501
I cannot wait to share...
468
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,212
all that I have with you.
469
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,382
And cherish...
470
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,055
all that is yours.
471
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,476
Justin? The ring?
472
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,352
Uh...
473
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,313
- [Ulrika] The rings?
- Yeah. Yeah.
474
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,398
Okay.
475
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,400
[inhales deeply]
476
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,985
Riley...
477
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,321
I, um...
478
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,823
[raccoon chittering]
479
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,200
[eerie instrumental playing]
480
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,578
It's... it's a little hot.
Just a little hot in here.
481
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,247
I, uh...
482
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,793
[panting]
483
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,086
I can't.
484
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,213
I can't!
485
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,383
[music fades]
486
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,553
[guests gasping]
487
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:48,516
[Billy Idol:
"Dancing with Myself"]
488
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,271
[Justin panting]
489
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,815
? Oh, oh, oh
Dancing with myself ?
490
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,066
? Oh, oh, oh ?
491
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,943
? Dancing with myself ?
492
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,738
- [Billie] Where are you?
- [Wayne] Lovejoy!
493
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,406
Where are you?
494
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,283
? Dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh ?
495
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,451
[Ulrika] Come back!
496
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,535
[Billie] Justin!
497
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,870
? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
498
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,413
[firework booms]
499
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:15,585
? Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
500
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,260
Everyone clear of
the Boathouse?
501
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,429
We can't find Nana.
502
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,891
[Mimsy] I'm here, babykins.
503
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,852
[fireworks booming]
504
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,898
[fireworks screeching]
505
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,817
Dear God.
506
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,072
What kind of ding-dong brings
fireworks into the Boathouse?
507
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,115
I told him
to take them outside.
508
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:50,745
[sombre instrumental playing]
509
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,770
[sighs] Justin...
510
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,441
What have you done?
511
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,958
Hey, guys. Guys,
the Boathouse is on fire.
512
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,127
We know.
The fire department's there.
513
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,503
[exhales] Oh.
514
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,756
- They're all gone.
- Oh, my God!
515
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,550
Everyone's safe, but...
516
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,636
Riley's RKI collection
died in the fire.
517
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,097
Well, you know,
technically,
518
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,849
I mean, they were
already kind of dead, but...
519
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,560
Right. I know.
520
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,774
Not all are gone.
521
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,529
You could've said no.
522
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,658
I wanted to marry you.
523
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,785
I wanna marry you.
524
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,788
You could've just said no.
525
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,757
Billie can stay here,
but I want you to go.
526
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,886
I don't wanna see you
in the morning.
527
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,938
- [door clicks closed]
- Justin, what happened?
528
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,440
[Justin] I don't know!
529
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,108
I don't know.
Everything was perfect,
530
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,694
and then I just,
like, blacked out,
531
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,322
and then I woke up
running in the forest.
532
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,783
[sighs] I'm such an idiot.
533
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,827
No, it's gonna be okay.
534
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,997
First, we need to find
a place to sleep, yeah?
535
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,083
You can stay here
with Riley.
536
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,462
Ulrika's next door.
I can just camp out in her yurt.
537
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,880
Oh, I wouldn't count on that.
538
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,841
I don't know,
I guess I can, um...
539
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,219
guess I can ask Maisy.
540
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,641
On the bright side,
541
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,935
I won't be in the bedroom next
to you on your wedding night.
542
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,146
I'm such an idiot.
543
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,106
[Billie] No,
we'll figure it out, okay?
544
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,779
[sighs] We'll figure it out.
545
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,076
Are we gonna talk
about your mom dying?
546
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:36,911
She's not dying.
547
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,997
Usually you blow past
denial right into anger.
548
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,415
Maybe Wayner was right.
549
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,626
Can't get stuck
in the past.
550
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:44,585
[floor creaking]
551
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,670
[Maisy] Who was that?
552
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,422
Sorry.
Need to replenish.
553
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,633
The smoke desiccated
my vocal cords.
554
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,803
- Good night, sweetie.
- Love you, bud.
555
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,805
[footsteps departing]
556
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,682
- [door clicks open]
- [Mimsy] Hon, do you have
557
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,100
any coconut kefir?
558
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,268
[Maisy groans]
559
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,644
It's okay.
560
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,604
- I'll make do with goat.
- [Maisy sighs]
561
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,064
I don't care
how much it costs,
562
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,816
we cannot spend
another minute here.
563
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,110
- [chair scraping]
- No.
564
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,029
[sighs]
Damn raccoons are back.
565
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,533
[Victor] There's the anger.
Let it out!
566
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,785
I may not be able to
chase my mom from my cottage,
567
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,037
but I can chase raccoons
from my porch.
568
00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,082
What do you think about
"kefir" as a safe word?
569
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,005
[Justin] I have nowhere else
to sleep, and everyone hates me.
570
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,881
Mmm. You surprised?
571
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,426
Your Runaway Bride reboot
set the Boathouse on fire.
572
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,095
[Justin] Just do it.
573
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,680
Be a hero.
574
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,141
Can't say that I haven't
fantasized about it,
575
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:44,186
but sleeping on my mom's pullout
really kills the buzz.
576
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,397
It's not gonna be your mom's
for much longer.
577
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,066
Cottage is gonna be yours
once Mimsy goes.
578
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,359
Maisy wins.
579
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,444
Again.
580
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,155
She's had cancer before.
581
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,490
Facial dysphasia,
phantom rosacea.
582
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,784
Isn't that how she got
spider Botox through customs?
583
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,037
She couldn't talk for six weeks.
It was heaven.
584
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,330
Yeah.
585
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,584
Unless she really is sick.
586
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,502
Then her timing is perfect.
587
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,379
Killian is about to
start his senior year.
588
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,549
I need a vegan celebrity for
the Impossible Burger collab.
589
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,593
Opal is interviewing
at La Scala.
590
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,804
You gotta hand it to Dad
for just dropping dead
591
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,723
- the way he did.
- He's not your dad.
592
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:21,974
Sorry.
593
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,688
Listen, Maisy,
594
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,566
I wasn't around for Dad's
"Come to PFLAG" moment, but...
595
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,235
this might be
your last chance
596
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,529
to scratch under
your mom's lizard skin.
597
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,114
See if there's
a human under there.
598
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,866
Or another lizard.
599
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,204
She found Killian a job,
but she now has time for Opal?
600
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,747
She invited you to dinner?
601
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:47,291
She's not sick.
She's got an angle.
602
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,793
I just have to
figure out what.
603
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,422
What are you gonna do now that
604
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,924
you set fire to
everyone's summer?
605
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:56,759
Gonna fix it.
606
00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,303
I am. I'm gonna fix it.
607
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,846
I am not gonna
leave the lake
608
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,307
until I give Riley
the happy ending he deserves.
609
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,141
The other one.
610
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:05,893
Oh.
611
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,020
Dealer's choice.
612
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,526
Do we hug?
We don't hug.
613
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,362
[J Geils Band: "Love Stinks"]
614
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,989
- ? Yeah, yeah ?
- ? Love stinks ?
615
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,699
? Love stinks ?
616
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,328
- ? Yeah, yeah ?
- ? Love stinks ?
617
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,788
? Love stinks ?
618
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,667
- ? Yeah, yeah ?
- ? Love stinks ?
619
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,419
? Love stinks ?
620
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,838
? Yeah, yeah ?
621
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,428
? Two by two
and side by side ?
622
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,514
? Love's gonna find you
Yes, it is ?
623
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,100
? You just can't hide ?
624
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,561
? You'll hear it call ?
625
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,188
? Your heart will fall ?
626
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,983
? Then love will fly ?
627
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,193
? It's gonna soar ?
628
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,490
? I don't care for
any Casanova thing ?
629
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,827
? All I can say is ?
630
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,288
? Love stinks ?
631
00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:09,331
? Love stinks... ??
632
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:13,931
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