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Evening, barkeep.
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I would like to purchase
some alcohol, please.
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Uh-huh. What can I get you?
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Well, I'm 26,
as you can see from my license.
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Congratulations. What can I get you?
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A banana daiquiri, my good man.
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I'm Crystal.
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What's your name?
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Hi, Crystal. I'm Gary.
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Gary, I don't wanna embarrass you,
but you are just...
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You are just a stunning-Iooking man.
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Oh. I know, right?
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Ooh. Thanks.
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So, Gary,
you having a good time tonight?
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Mm.
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Thank you for asking, Crystal.
This is like the best night ever.
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Do you think
we could make it any better?
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Probably, I don't know.
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I mean,
do you wanna get out of here?
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Well, I kind of like this bar,
and I just ordered this daiquiri.
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I mean, do you wanna
get out of here with me?
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Are we talking about sex?
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Well, I...
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Yeah. I suppose we are.
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Crystal, I would love
to have the sex with you.
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Great. Then let's go.
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- Love that jacket on you, by the way.
Thanks.
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Actually, the whole outfit is new.
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Dean and Sammy Winchester.
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So how long has it been?
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- Summer before sixth grade.
Mm. I remember.
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You assigned yourself
your own reading list.
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That's right. I forgot about that.
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Your mom happens to be
the best babysitter we ever had.
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Well, when I was a maid
at the Mayflower, out on the interstate.
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Long before you were even an idea.
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Their daddy used to pass through town
and leave the boys with me...
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...while he went off to work.
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One time,
he was gone for two weeks.
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Two weeks?
Mm-hm.
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Oh, he always came limping back.
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He loved you boys.
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Do you know
what he did all that time?
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Little Sammy kept trying to tell me.
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Of course I didn't believe him.
Not at first, anyway.
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Katie, our dad, uh, happened to be
an expert at getting rid of ghosts...
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...and now so are we.
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That's why I called them, sweetie.
They can help us.
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Sounds like you guys got a poltergeist.
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Started a month or two
after we moved in.
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Yeah, at first it was, uh, just bumps...
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...and knocks and scratches on the walls
and then it started breaking things.
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And then it attacked Katie?
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That was two nights ago.
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Can you show them, honey?
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"Murdered child."
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Katie.
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Everything's gonna be fine, I promise.
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Why don't you guys
take yourselves a vacation...
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...and, uh, we'll take care of it?
- Ah. Thank you.
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Bacon Burger Turbo,
large chili-cheese fry...
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...uh, and a HealthQuake Salad Shake.
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I know, I know. It's, uh...
Ahem. It's not mine.
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Oh, you shake it up, baby.
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You know, poltergeist aside,
Donna looked pretty good.
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Dude, don't tell me you still got the hots
for our babysitter.
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What? No. That's weird.
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I'm just saying that she...
You know, she's... She's doing good.
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You know,
with her husband and her kid...
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...this whole Amityville thing.
They're hanging tough.
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Yeah.
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You ever think
that you'd want something like that?
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Wife, rug rats, the whole nine?
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No. Not really my thing anymore.
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Yeah.
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What have you got?
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Uh, well, that house of theirs.
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It's old, really old, um, hundreds of years,
and I found a legend.
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- It's unconfirmed, but still...
- Saying?
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Supposedly, in the 1720s...
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...house was owned
by a guy named Isaiah Pickett.
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Legend has it, he hung a woman
in his backyard for witchcraft.
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Woman named Maggie Briggs.
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- Okay, so an angry ghost witch?
- Lf it's true.
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- Still doesn't explain "murdered child."
No.
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Or where the bitch is buried.
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You know,
I mean, it's a long way back...
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...but I can see if I can find something
in the town records.
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That's worth a shot.
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Gary. The curly fries are up.
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So any luck?
- Bupkis.
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Can't even find proof
a woman named Maggie Briggs existed...
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...much less where she was planted.
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All right.
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Well, we got a minute to breathe here,
so, uh, let's pick it up first thing.
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All right, you bet. See you in a few.
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What?
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No.
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Yeah, this is Collins
out on Route 30. I think we got him.
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- Mr. Frankel? Mr. Gary Frankel?
- Who?
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- Your family's worried sick about you.
- My... My family?
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My brother called you?
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Come on,
get in before you freeze solid.
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Thanks. Uh...
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- But, uh, where are we?
- You're home, son.
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- No, no, officer. I'm not staying here.
Gary.
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Oh, my God. Gary.
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- Oh, God. Gary.
- Oh, hey, hey.
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- Are you all right?
- Hey, okay, okay, okay.
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Oh, my baby.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- What's going on here?
- What do you mean?
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- Lady, who are you?
Young man, are you drunk?
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- And who are you?
Gary?
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Are you drunk?
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Answer your father.
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My father?
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Look, l...
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Who is that? Who the hell is that?
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He's out of his gourd.
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Young man, I'm very surprised at you.
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Yeah.
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Tell me about it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bring it.
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Holy crap.
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Sam.
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Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you for hours.
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I picked up some food.
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Bacon Burger Turbo,
large chili-cheese fry, right?
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I'm sorry, man. Really, I just...
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I lost track of time.
I didn't mean to freak you out.
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Thanks.
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Don't know why it took you two hours,
but thanks.
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Oh, you're gonna wanna eat that
on the road.
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Why?
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The maid came in, saw that,
and now they're all kind of freaking out.
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- Why did you let the maid in?
- It just happened.
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Whatever. I gotta hit the head,
and then we'll take off.
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All right. I'll be outside.
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Hey. You ready?
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Absolutely.
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Hey. Can I drive?
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Oh. This is so sweet.
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You wanna get the lead out, Andretti?
Come on.
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Reverse, reverse. You...
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It's in reverse.
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I am really, really sorry.
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Shut up.
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This is Dean's other other cell...
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... so you must know what to do.
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Dean, I've called every phone we got.
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Where are you, man?
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So this is gonna sound crazy,
really crazy...
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...but, um, I think I'm in the wrong body.
Ha, ha.
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Could use a little help here.
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I think I got asthma.
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Call me back.
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Lucky Star Motel.
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Hello? Uh, could you please
connect me to Room 102?
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102?
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Ah, no, those guys checked out.
Middle of the night.
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Wait. Guys, plural?
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Yeah. Uh, one leather jacket,
one sasquatch.
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They left.
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Who are you?
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Smart kid.
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Virgin.
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Frustrated virgin.
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Witchcraft, huh, Gary?
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You little satanic bastard.
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Gary. Breakfast.
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Leave me alone.
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Gary!
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All right, I'm coming!
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So, Gary, I'd like to know
what happened last night.
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Heh. So would I, believe me.
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I mean, what happened with the plan,
buddy?
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- The plan?
- SAT's, MIT, the plan.
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You wanna be an engineer,
you need a full ride.
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So tell me, how does getting drunk
fit with the plan?
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Right, yeah, uh, listen, buddy.
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No offense, but at the moment,
I could give a rat's ass about your plan.
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Excuse me?
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Uh... Huh.
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Listen, have I seemed, uh, moody lately?
Withdrawn?
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Wow.
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Any occult fixations?
- What?
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Let me guess. I'm amazing at Latin.
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- You have an ear for languages.
- Mm.
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Uh, any of the neighborhood pets
go missing recently?
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- Are you smoking drugs?
- Leonard, he is not smoking drugs.
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Have any of you seen me
with a book?
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It'd be big and old, leather-bound.
Maybe some strange writing on it.
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Or frankly, I'm probably hiding it.
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Gary, no.
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- What?
- You're allergic to wheat gluten.
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Gluten.
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- You've seriously sprung a leak.
- What?
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If Mom and Dad found
that creepy old book of yours...
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...you'd be grounded for a decade,
and you're bringing it up at breakfast?
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So there is a book.
Sydney, where do I keep it?
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So, uh, where we going anyway?
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To work. The case?
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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The case. Of course.
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Where, uh, do you wanna start?
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Well, since you couldn't find
where Maggie Briggs was buried...
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...now we have to do a tombstone roll,
see if we can dig her up.
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Wait. Maggie Briggs.
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You mean, like the witch,
Maggie Briggs?
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- Yeah, Sherlock.
- Yeah, she's in the basement.
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Come again? What...?
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- What basement?
- Isaiah Pickett's house.
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Okay, there's this legend
that he hung her, but he didn't.
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The real truth is, is that she was carrying
his illegitimate child...
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...and he killed her,
and then buried her in the basement.
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The murdered child.
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That explains the scratches.
How do you know this?
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Oh, I've done
all kinds of research on it.
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I mean, you know, last night.
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Yeah.
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Nice work, I guess.
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Oh, man, turn it up.
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- Seriously?
- Hell, yeah.
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You can come back, baby
Rock 'n' roll never forgets
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Dean. Someone has stolen my body.
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The guy right next to you is not me.
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Check your frigging voicemail.
Damn it.
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Gary?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm Gary. Uh...
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Gary is okay.
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So we're referring to ourselves
in the third person now?
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We heard about last night.
What happened?
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Got drunk. No big thing.
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- Look, uh, what's my locker number?
- Heh.
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What...? Are you still drunk?
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Yeah, yeah.
I see, like, three of you right now.
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Um, so, what's my locker number?
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Oh, no, Gary.
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This is a very, very bad book.
241
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Boo-yah. Master Chief is in the house,
biz-atches.
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, fine.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Willow moss.
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Yeah. Right.
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It's, uh, supposed to grow
over witches' graves, right?
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Yeah.
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- Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this.
- Sorry about what?
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Sam!
250
00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,992
- Are you okay?
- Let's get the hell out of here.
251
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,892
Whoa. We still gotta burn the body,
you idiot. Come on.
252
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:07,334
Dude, that was sweet.
253
00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:20,354
- Hey, Gary, wait up.
- Where are you going?
254
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:21,651
I got something to do.
255
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,692
You're skipping class. You?
256
00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:27,301
I'm just not feeling like myself, okay?
257
00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:29,663
Well, whatever it is,
we can talk it out, bro.
258
00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:32,807
- Come with us.
- I don't have time. I gotta go, I'm sorry.
259
00:21:35,478 --> 00:21:36,946
TREVOR Hey.
260
00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:42,177
Trevor.
261
00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:44,880
- What else was I supposed to do?
- Unh.
262
00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:56,136
- Here you go, guys.
- You know, do me a favor, sweetheart.
263
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,333
Would you bring me a cheeseburger
with extra bacon?
264
00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:02,073
- Fry an egg on top, would you?
- Absolutely.
265
00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:04,409
Well, that sounds good. Ditto.
266
00:22:05,051 --> 00:22:06,678
Be right back with your order.
267
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:11,391
Okay, who are you
and what have you done with Sam?
268
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,529
What do you mean?
269
00:22:15,231 --> 00:22:17,894
Bacon cheeseburgers now?
270
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:20,394
I don't know. I eat them, don't I?
271
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,438
Anyways, we are celebrating.
272
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,736
Yeah, I guess.
273
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,838
Another one bites the dust.
Nice work today.
274
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:30,041
You too.
275
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:33,416
Had a really awesome day, man.
Seriously.
276
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:42,126
Ooh.
277
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:43,801
Sweet.
278
00:22:43,970 --> 00:22:45,938
- A really awesome day?
- Yeah, why not?
279
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,068
It was a random D-list ghost hunt.
280
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,074
That's...? That's awesome to you?
281
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:52,542
I can't be in a good mood?
282
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:57,215
Yeah, I guess, just...
283
00:22:57,387 --> 00:23:00,551
No, actually.
It's not really your style, Sam.
284
00:23:02,327 --> 00:23:03,988
Well, then it's a new me.
285
00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:06,321
I mean, come on,
why shouldn't I be happy?
286
00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:13,407
I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk,
and I look like this.
287
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,104
Ah, I don't know.
288
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,977
You ever feel like your whole future
is being decided for you?
289
00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,421
Uh, yeah, Sam, I feel like that a lot.
290
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:27,958
No matter how much you fight it,
you can't stop the plan.
291
00:23:28,128 --> 00:23:31,155
Stupid, stupid plan.
292
00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:32,527
So I don't know.
293
00:23:32,735 --> 00:23:34,498
I guess it's, uh, just nice to do...
294
00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:37,504
...a little ass kicking for a change,
that's all.
295
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,605
Uh, you know what? L... I'm drunk.
296
00:23:43,782 --> 00:23:46,479
Ha, ha. Sorry, just forget it.
297
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,451
No, no, it's all right, it's, uh...
298
00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:52,350
I'll drink to that.
299
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:02,303
Wow, you know, is it just me,
or are we actually drinking together?
300
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,300
We don't do it that often, huh?
301
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,411
Yeah, you could say that.
302
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,575
Well, we should.
303
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,311
You're a good guy, Dean.
304
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,811
Oh, you are drunk.
305
00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:15,047
- Here you go.
Mm.
306
00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:18,323
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
307
00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:20,486
No, but I mean it.
308
00:24:21,733 --> 00:24:23,827
You really are a good guy.
309
00:24:28,408 --> 00:24:29,500
Mm!
310
00:24:31,112 --> 00:24:33,638
The bread alone...
311
00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,340
Mm!
312
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,928
- Love that jacket on you, by the way.
Thanks.
313
00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:54,900
Actually, the whole outfit is new.
314
00:25:03,856 --> 00:25:06,051
We're gonna do it.
315
00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:30,313
Hey.
316
00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:32,254
What the hell is going on?
317
00:25:32,426 --> 00:25:33,757
You can scream all you want.
318
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:37,593
No one can hear you.
My parents are out of town.
319
00:25:38,401 --> 00:25:40,267
- Gary.
- T, what up?
320
00:25:40,437 --> 00:25:41,927
Where are you?
321
00:25:42,139 --> 00:25:45,632
Uh, I can't really tell you right now.
But, man, you wouldn't believe it.
322
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,370
Well, now, where's Dean?
323
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,449
Uh, the Cloverleaf on Route 6. Why?
324
00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:54,315
- You mean, you haven't killed him yet?
What?
325
00:25:54,522 --> 00:25:57,458
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh, what do you mean, kill Dean?
326
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,293
- Building up to it.
- Look, Gary, we got problems here.
327
00:26:00,497 --> 00:26:06,495
For one, I'm looking at your body
right now with this other dude in it.
328
00:26:07,573 --> 00:26:09,370
- What?
- Yeah, he's been in your house.
329
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:12,535
- He's hanging out with your parents.
- Okay, just calm down.
330
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,675
Whatever he says,
no one is gonna believe him, right?
331
00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:17,045
I mean, we're still good.
332
00:26:17,219 --> 00:26:19,518
Will you hurry up
and kill the son of a bitch?
333
00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:22,557
- Don't rush me, I'll do it.
Yeah, you better.
334
00:26:24,762 --> 00:26:27,391
Uh, gotta go.
335
00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:33,866
Oh, man, I am in way over my head.
336
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,334
I don't think he's gonna do it.
337
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,674
Just relax.
This is Gary we're talking about.
338
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,341
What the hell is going on here?
How do you know who Dean is?
339
00:26:42,553 --> 00:26:44,454
Everybody knows Dean.
340
00:26:44,622 --> 00:26:46,112
He's hell's most wanted.
341
00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:49,384
Oh, no, no.
342
00:26:49,562 --> 00:26:52,054
Have you idiots
been talking to demons?
343
00:26:52,265 --> 00:26:53,324
Oh, right, we're the idiots.
344
00:26:55,069 --> 00:26:56,196
You're just kids.
345
00:26:56,372 --> 00:26:58,533
You have no idea
what you're messing with.
346
00:26:58,707 --> 00:27:01,074
Well, we know
that there's a price on Dean's head.
347
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,713
And we're the ones
that are gonna collect.
348
00:27:03,881 --> 00:27:05,907
What's that supposed to mean?
349
00:27:06,952 --> 00:27:08,750
About a month ago,
we were down here...
350
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,252
- Nora.
- What?
351
00:27:10,423 --> 00:27:12,654
We're not allowed to talk about him?
352
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,561
We were down here
goofing around with that book.
353
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:20,065
Um, yeah, I wouldn't exactly call praying
to our dark overlord goofing around.
354
00:27:20,269 --> 00:27:22,602
- Don't be a loser, Trev.
- Yeah, Trev.
355
00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:25,242
Anyway, all of a sudden,
the lights flickered...
356
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,903
...and Gary went
into this weird trance.
357
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:33,177
He closed his eyes,
picked up a pencil and drew this.
358
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,316
And you know what's really weird?
359
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:38,761
Gary can't draw.
360
00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:40,953
He said he heard a voice in his head.
361
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,463
The demons were putting out a bounty
on this guy.
362
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,135
- A bounty?
Yeah.
363
00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:48,773
To, like, every witch or Satanist
across the whole country.
364
00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:50,533
But Gary...
365
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:52,837
Gary's the one who spotted you.
366
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,015
And the Freaky Friday crap?
367
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,208
Another spell from the book.
Gary's idea.
368
00:27:57,453 --> 00:27:59,853
Go in, Trojan-horse style.
369
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:01,884
He's really smart.
370
00:28:02,092 --> 00:28:04,220
That is, if he has the beanbags
to go through with it.
371
00:28:04,395 --> 00:28:06,364
Listen to me.
372
00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:09,501
You are making a terrible mistake.
373
00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:13,401
We're talking about a demon deal,
killing somebody.
374
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,973
This isn't a game.
375
00:28:16,144 --> 00:28:21,413
You're crossing a line
you won't come back from, believe me.
376
00:28:26,991 --> 00:28:29,859
- What?
- Nothing, I...
377
00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:33,664
Nora, don't tell me
you're actually listening to this jerk?
378
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,529
I don't know.
379
00:28:35,703 --> 00:28:38,264
- Maybe. What if he has a point?
- I don't believe this.
380
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,204
First, Gary. Now you?
381
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:42,173
I can't...
382
00:28:46,951 --> 00:28:49,216
You know what? Fine.
383
00:28:49,955 --> 00:28:51,513
You want something done right?
384
00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:54,524
What, you're gonna go
kill Dean yourself, tough guy?
385
00:28:55,029 --> 00:28:57,224
Don't have to. I can do this.
386
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:01,096
No, no, no, you can't be serious.
387
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,204
I'm calling up one of these bad boys...
388
00:29:03,373 --> 00:29:05,535
...turning these punks over
and getting paid.
389
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,041
Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
390
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,407
I really don't think
that that's a good idea.
391
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,379
It's not. It's a very, very bad idea.
392
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,382
No one asked you.
393
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,541
You're not Sam.
394
00:30:01,784 --> 00:30:02,842
Who the hell are you?
395
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,111
Ow.
396
00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:07,788
Don't do this. I'm begging you.
397
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,551
Trevor, I think he's right.
398
00:30:09,761 --> 00:30:11,787
Hey, you wanna get into Vassar,
don't you?
399
00:30:11,964 --> 00:30:13,124
Please.
400
00:30:13,332 --> 00:30:15,858
Stop. You're gonna get us all killed.
401
00:30:27,718 --> 00:30:29,084
Maybe I said it wrong.
402
00:30:31,423 --> 00:30:33,585
- Nora?
- No, no, no, don't touch her.
403
00:30:33,826 --> 00:30:35,556
Nora, you okay?
404
00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:39,190
Oh, yeah.
405
00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:41,693
I'm peachy.
406
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:50,973
So, what did you call me here for,
skippy?
407
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,515
Unless...
408
00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:55,582
It's dinner time?
409
00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:56,814
What? Uh...
410
00:30:56,991 --> 00:30:59,552
No.
411
00:31:00,395 --> 00:31:03,229
We have Dean Winchester.
412
00:31:03,733 --> 00:31:05,462
You do?
413
00:31:05,636 --> 00:31:06,830
Where?
414
00:31:07,004 --> 00:31:09,439
Trevor, keep your mouth shut.
415
00:31:10,075 --> 00:31:14,012
The Cloverleaf Motel over on Route 6.
416
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,282
Sam?
417
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,954
Is that you in there?
418
00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:29,889
Well, aren't you just 98 pounds
of nothing.
419
00:31:31,503 --> 00:31:32,993
The kid is a moron.
420
00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:36,032
He doesn't have any idea
where Dean is.
421
00:31:38,512 --> 00:31:43,975
So if Sam's in this body,
who's in Sam's?
422
00:31:46,022 --> 00:31:47,148
A dangerous warlock...
423
00:31:50,495 --> 00:31:52,054
...named Gary.
424
00:31:53,132 --> 00:31:54,156
You mean to tell me...
425
00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:58,567
...you've got Dean Winchester
and Sam Winchester's meat suit?
426
00:32:00,475 --> 00:32:04,879
An empty vessel
just waiting to be filled.
427
00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:07,573
And you're handing them both
over to me?
428
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,982
Uh, yeah, I guess.
429
00:32:10,155 --> 00:32:15,355
Ha, ha. Well, I gotta hand it to you.
430
00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:18,490
I'm impressed.
431
00:32:20,067 --> 00:32:22,127
Thanks. Um...
432
00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:25,536
...so if you don't mind my asking...
433
00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:28,840
...there's a reward?
434
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:30,446
Sure.
435
00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:34,416
My undying gratitude.
436
00:32:40,295 --> 00:32:42,855
- What, are you serious?
- Be quiet, you idiot.
437
00:32:43,032 --> 00:32:44,727
Consider yourself lucky, kid.
438
00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:50,598
Uh, wait a minute.
439
00:32:51,108 --> 00:32:55,809
We worked our asses off here,
and, uh, I want my reward.
440
00:33:06,295 --> 00:33:07,422
Please. Heh.
441
00:33:09,299 --> 00:33:10,323
Okay.
442
00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:15,532
I'm sorry, you're right.
443
00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,539
What can I get you?
444
00:33:19,547 --> 00:33:21,071
Well, how about a million bucks?
445
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,741
Oh, for God's sake, Trevor,
just shut up and run.
446
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,911
A million doesn't buy you much
these days.
447
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,750
- Why not make it 10?
- Okay, 10 mil.
448
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:30,560
And I want...
449
00:33:32,597 --> 00:33:35,328
I want Mindy Schwartz
to fall in love with me.
450
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:38,670
Love, money.
451
00:33:38,872 --> 00:33:40,362
Sticking to the basics.
452
00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:42,132
I can respect that.
453
00:33:43,811 --> 00:33:45,370
But here's my counter.
454
00:34:02,203 --> 00:34:03,465
Yum.
455
00:34:03,638 --> 00:34:06,403
Tastes like moron.
456
00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:14,215
You have 38 messages.
457
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,150
This is gonna sound crazy, really crazy...
458
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:19,986
... but I think, uh, I'm in the wrong body.
Ha, ha.
459
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:25,824
Dean, the guy right next to you
is not me.
460
00:34:28,938 --> 00:34:32,534
Dean, check your frigging voicemail.
Damn it.
461
00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,883
Start talking or I start waterboarding.
462
00:34:40,053 --> 00:34:41,851
Oh, my God. Please don't hurt me, please.
463
00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:43,683
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
464
00:34:43,891 --> 00:34:45,792
Okay. Hey, pull it together, champ.
465
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:48,196
I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.
466
00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:49,922
Where's Sam?
467
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:53,434
In my friend's basement.
His parents are out of town.
468
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,199
Parents?
469
00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:56,704
How old are you?
470
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,106
- I'm 17.
- Seventeen?
471
00:35:00,247 --> 00:35:01,407
Huh.
472
00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:09,486
Nora?
473
00:35:12,597 --> 00:35:14,497
Not at the moment.
474
00:35:21,776 --> 00:35:23,641
Phew!
475
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:34,488
Damn it.
476
00:35:39,498 --> 00:35:43,095
Boy, you earned your dessert tonight,
kiddo.
477
00:35:43,805 --> 00:35:47,298
Tell me, what is it you want?
478
00:35:47,476 --> 00:35:50,037
- Anything.
- Anything?
479
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,481
Lay it on me.
480
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,746
I wanna be a witch.
481
00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,857
For real and really powerful.
482
00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:01,790
Hmm. Good choice.
483
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,293
I get it.
484
00:36:04,632 --> 00:36:10,573
No daddy, no MIT, no plan.
485
00:36:10,774 --> 00:36:13,300
You get to be big and strong...
486
00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:15,708
...and no one can tell you
what to do anymore.
487
00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:21,548
There's just one small formality first.
488
00:36:24,191 --> 00:36:25,523
You gotta meet the boss.
489
00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:27,719
The boss?
490
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,024
You know, your satanic majesty...
491
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,566
...or whatever the kids
are calling it these days.
492
00:36:34,539 --> 00:36:36,234
- The devil?
- Mm.
493
00:36:37,843 --> 00:36:38,969
Uh...
494
00:36:39,145 --> 00:36:41,706
No, okay. Um...
495
00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:45,908
It's okay.
I don't really wanna bother him.
496
00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,386
Oh, but he's gonna wanna meet you.
497
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:52,292
Relax, it'll be easy.
498
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:55,023
He's just gonna ask you
one little question...
499
00:36:55,199 --> 00:36:57,532
...and all you gotta do is say yes.
500
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:03,366
And then you get your reward.
501
00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:24,065
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing.
502
00:37:24,271 --> 00:37:28,971
Were you trying to exorcise me,
you little piece of crap?
503
00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:57,273
Adios, bitch.
504
00:37:57,949 --> 00:37:59,781
Uh, it's audi nos.
505
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:54,154
- So we good?
- Yeah, we're good.
506
00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:55,952
Oh, man, it's nice to be back.
507
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,253
Yeah, awesome.
508
00:38:59,998 --> 00:39:03,663
- So, ahem, Gary...
- Yeah, I know.
509
00:39:04,504 --> 00:39:05,869
My bad.
510
00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:08,474
My bad?
511
00:39:10,446 --> 00:39:12,711
Kid, "my bad" ain't gonna cut it.
512
00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:15,943
See, if you were of voting age...
513
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,954
...you'd be dead,
because we would kill you.
514
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,990
So either you straighten up and fly right,
or we will kill you.
515
00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,633
Are we clear?
516
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:29,361
- Crystal.
- Good.
517
00:39:44,657 --> 00:39:45,681
Crap.
518
00:39:45,859 --> 00:39:50,662
Gary,
take it from someone who knows.
519
00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:52,394
Chin up, man.
520
00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:53,897
Your life ain't that bad.
521
00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,766
Uh, you met my parents.
522
00:39:55,939 --> 00:39:57,702
Yeah, so what? It's your life.
523
00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:01,175
You don't like their plan for you,
tell them to cram it.
524
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:02,371
Rebel a little bit.
525
00:40:02,548 --> 00:40:07,179
In a healthy non-satanic way,
of course.
526
00:40:13,763 --> 00:40:16,231
By the way,
you know why Nora's into witchcraft?
527
00:40:16,399 --> 00:40:18,960
- What do you mean?
- She doesn't like Satan, you moron.
528
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,105
She likes you.
529
00:40:21,273 --> 00:40:23,970
Really? You think?
530
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,042
Yeah, I know.
531
00:40:26,213 --> 00:40:28,808
I'm telling you, kid,
I wish I had your life.
532
00:40:29,284 --> 00:40:30,911
You do?
533
00:40:31,419 --> 00:40:32,978
Thanks.
534
00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:36,220
Get on out of here.
535
00:40:45,004 --> 00:40:47,235
That was a nice thing to say.
536
00:40:49,076 --> 00:40:51,170
Totally lied.
537
00:40:51,346 --> 00:40:53,110
Kid's life sucked ass.
538
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,131
All that apple pie, family crap?
It's stressful.
539
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:10,736
Trust me,
we didn't miss a damn thing.
540
00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:13,505
Or we don't know
what we're missing.
541
00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:20,679
Oh, come on, man. Turn it down.
542
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,583
Welcome back, Kotter.
543
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,629
Come back, baby
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