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Lilith was the final seal.
I killed her and I set Lucifer free.
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Sons of bitches jump-started
Judgment Day.
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- It's apocalypse now.
- Raphael. Where is he?
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God? He's dead, Castiel.
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You know who I am.
Lucifer.
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- You're the one. You're my true vessel.
- That'll never happen.
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- You're the Michael Sword.
- What?
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You're Michael's weapon.
- I'm a vessel?
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You're the vessel.
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You got a Trickster on your hands.
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- What is it? Spirit? Demon?
- More like demigods.
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They're immortal and they
can create things out of thin air.
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Usually with a sense of humor.
Deadly pranks.
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Bobby mentioned that these suckers
have a real sweet tooth.
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So this is fun for you?
Killing Dean over and over again?
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Sam, there's a lesson here.
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- What lesson?
- Dean's your weakness.
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The bad guys know it too.
It's gonna be the death of you, Sam.
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Supernatural is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.
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Hey there, Sam. What's happening?
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Oh, nothing. Um...
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...just the end of the world.
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You're gonna need a bigger mouth.
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Hey, uh, have you
done your research yet?
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Oh, yeah.
All kinds of research. All night.
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Yeah? Hm.
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Whoo!
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Oh, Dean.
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We have some more research to do.
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Whoo.
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Dean.
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Son of a bitch.
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Town to town, two-lane roads
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Family biz, two huntin' bros
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Living the lie just to get by
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As long as we're movin' forward
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There's nothing we can't do
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- Together we'll face the day
- Face the day
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You and I won't run away
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When the demons come out to play
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- Together we'll face the day
- We'll face the day
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All on-duty interns,
please report to Nursing Station 5 South.
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All on-duty interns, please report
to Nursing Station 5 South.
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Doctor.
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Doctor.
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What are you watching?
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Just some hospital show.
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Dr. Sexy, M.D.
I think it's based on a book.
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Heh. When did you hit menopause?
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It's called channel-surfing.
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- You ready?
- Are you?
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One more time.
The FBl is here why, exactly?
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Something to do with one of your locals
getting his head ripped off.
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- Bill Randolph died from a bear attack.
- How sure are you that it was a bear?
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What else would it be?
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Well, whatever it was, it chased
Mr. Randolph through the woods...
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...smashed through his front door,
followed him...
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...and killed him in his bedroom.
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Is that common? A bear doing all that?
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Depends how pissed off it is, I guess.
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Look, the Randolphs live
way up in high country.
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You got trout runs that'll make
a grown man weep and bears.
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Right. Now, what about Mrs. Randolph?
The file says she saw the whole thing.
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Yes, she did.
My heart goes out to that poor woman.
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She said bear?
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Kathy Randolph
went through a hell of a trauma.
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She's confused.
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What did she say?
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No, it must have been a bear.
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I mean, what else could it have been?
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Mrs. Randolph,
what did you think it was?
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Uh...
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No, I remember clearly now.
It was definitely a bear.
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We're sure it was.
But see, it helps us to hear every angle.
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So just tell us
what you thought you saw.
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Well...
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...it's impossible...
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...but I could have sworn I saw...
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...the Incredible Hulk.
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- The Incredible Hulk?
- I told you it was crazy.
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You, um...
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Bana or Norton?
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Oh, no. Those movies were terrible.
The TV Hulk.
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- Lou Ferrigno?
- Yes.
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- The spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno?
- Yes.
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Huh.
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- You think I'm crazy.
- No. Um-
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No, it's just- Is-?
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Is there, uh...?
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Would there be any reason that
Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, um...
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...would have a grudge
against your husband?
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No.
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Hey.
- Find anything?
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Well, I saw the house.
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And?
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And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole
where the front door used to be.
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- Almost like, uh-
- A Hulk-size hole?
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Maybe. What do you got?
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Well, turns out that Bill Randolph
had quite the temper.
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He's got two counts of spousal battery,
bar brawls...
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...and court-ordered
anger-management sessions.
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You might say you wouldn't like him
when he's angry.
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So a hothead getting killed
by TV's greatest hothead.
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Kind of sounds like just desserts,
doesn't it?
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Hm.
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- It's all starting to make sense.
- How is it starting to make sense?
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Well, I found something else
at the crime scene.
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Candy wrappers.
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Lots of them.
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Just desserts, sweet tooth...
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...screwing with people
before you kill them.
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We're dealing with the Trickster,
aren't we?
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Sure looks like.
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Good. Been wanting to gank that mother
since the Mystery Spot.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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No, I mean,
are you sure you wanna kill him?
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Son of a bitch didn't think twice
about icing me a thousand times.
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No, I mean, I'm just saying.
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What are you saying?
You don't wanna kill him, then what?
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- Talk to him.
- What?
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Look, think about it, Dean.
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He's one of the most powerful creatures
we've ever met.
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- Maybe we can use him.
- For what?
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Okay, Trickster's like
a Hugh Hefner type, right?
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Wine, women, song.
Maybe he doesn't want the party to end.
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Maybe he hates this angels-and-demons
stuff as much as we do.
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Maybe he'll help us.
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- You're serious?
- Yeah.
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Ally with the Trickster?
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Yeah.
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A bloody, violent monster...
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...and you wanna be Facebook friends
with him?
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Nice, Sammy.
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The world is gonna end, Dean. We don't
have the luxury of a moral stand.
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I'm just saying it's worth a shot.
That's all.
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If it doesn't work...
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...we'll kill him.
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How are we gonna find the guy?
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Well, he never takes just one victim,
right?
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He'll show.
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Dispatch? I got a possible 187
out here at the old paper mill on Route 6.
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Hey.
Roger that.
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What are you looking at there?
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Honestly, Walt, I wouldn't even
know how to describe what I'm seeing.
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Just send everybody.
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All right, stay calm.
Stay by your car. Help's on the way.
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- That sounds weird.
- Weird enough to be our guy?
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There was a murder here.
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And there's no police cars,
there's nobody.
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- How does that look to you?
- Crappy.
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What the hell?
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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Doctor?
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Doctor?
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- Ow. What?
- Seriously?
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Seriously?
You're brilliant, you know that?
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And a coward.
You're a brilliant coward.
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Uh- What are you talking about?
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As if you don't know.
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I don't believe this.
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- What?
- That was Dr. Piccolo.
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Who?
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Dr. Ellen Piccolo.
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The sexy yet earnest doctor at...
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Seattle Mercy Hospital.
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Uh, Dean.
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- What the hell are you talking about?
- The doctor get-ups. The sexy interns.
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The "seriouslys. " It all makes sense.
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- What makes sense? What's going on?
- We're in Dr. Sexy, M.D.
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- Dude, what the hell?
- I don't know.
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- No, seriously. What the hell?
- I don't know.
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One theory. Any theory.
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- Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land?
- That's your theory? That's stupid.
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You're the one who said
we're on Dr. Sexy, M.D.
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Yeah, but TV Land isn't TV Land.
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There's actors and lights
and crew members. This looks real.
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It can't be.
Dean, how can this possibly be real?
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I don't know, all right?
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Doctors.
- But there goes Dr. Wang...
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...the sexy but arrogant heart surgeon.
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And there's Johnny Drake.
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Oh, he's not even alive.
He's a ghost in the mind of-
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Of her.
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The sexy but neurotic doctor
over there.
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So this show has ghosts?
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Why?
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I don't know. It is compelling.
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- I thought you said weren't a fan.
- I'm not. I'm not.
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- Oh, boy.
- What?
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- It's him.
- Who?
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It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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Doctor.
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Doctor.
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You wanna give me one good reason
why you defied my direct order...
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...to do the experimental face transplant
on Mrs. Beale?
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- One reason?
- Mm.
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Sure.
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- You're not Dr. Sexy.
- You're crazy.
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Really? Because I swore
part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy...
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...is the fact that he wears
cowboy boots, not tennis shoes.
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Yeah. You're not a fan.
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It's a guilty pleasure.
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- Call security.
- Yeah, go ahead, pal.
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See, we know what you are.
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You guys are getting better.
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Get us the hell out of here.
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Or what?
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Don't see your wooden stakes,
big guy.
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That was you on the police scanner,
right? And this is a trick.
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Hello?
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Trickster.
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Come on. I heard you two yahoos
were in town, how could I resist?
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- Where the hell are we?
- You like it? It's all homemade.
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My own sets, my own actors.
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- Call it my own little idiot box.
- How do we get out?
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That, my friend, is the $64 question.
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Whatever. We just-
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We need to talk to you.
We need your help.
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Hmm. Let me guess.
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You two muttonheads
broke the world...
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...and you want me
to sweep up your mess.
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Please. Just five minutes. Hear us out.
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Sure. Tell you what.
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Survive the next 24 hours, we'll talk.
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- Survive what?
- The game.
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What game?
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You're in it.
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- How do we play?
- You're playing it.
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What are the rules?
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Oh, son of a bitch.
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Dr. Sexy?
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Dr. Sexy?
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Paging Dr. Sexy. Report to the ER.
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Oh, by the way, talking with monsters?
Hell of a plan.
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Just- What do we do now?
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You know what I'm doing? Leaving.
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Lady, what the hell?
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- You are a brilliant, brilliant-
- Yeah, a coward, you already said that.
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But I got news for you.
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I am not a doctor.
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No. Don't say that.
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You are the finest cerebrovascular
neurosurgeon I have ever met...
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...and I have met plenty.
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So that girl died on your table.
It wasn't your fault.
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It wasn't anybody's fault.
249
00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:36,765
Sometimes people just die.
250
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,271
I have no idea
what you're saying to me.
251
00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,772
You're afraid.
252
00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:48,124
You're afraid to operate again
and you're afraid to love.
253
00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,516
Yeah, we're getting out of here.
254
00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,586
Hey, doctor.
255
00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:59,818
- Yes?
- My wife needs that face transplant.
256
00:16:00,357 --> 00:16:02,725
Okay, you know what, pal?
257
00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:06,930
None of this is real, okay?
And your wife doesn't need jack squat.
258
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,431
Okay?
259
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:14,904
Hey, doctor.
260
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,065
- Real. It's real.
No, no, no.
261
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:25,205
No, no, no. Hey! We need a doctor!
262
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,695
BP's 80/50 and dropping.
263
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,838
Doctor?
264
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,708
What?
265
00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:59,614
Sam, do something. Come on.
266
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,385
I don't know how to use
any of this crap.
267
00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:04,886
Figure it out.
268
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,560
Sam. Come on, I'm waiting.
269
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,496
Okay, um, I need...
270
00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:18,359
...a penknife, some dental floss,
a sewing needle...
271
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,970
...and a fifth of whiskey.
272
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,410
Stat!
273
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:40,650
- We okay? How's it looking?
- Yup. You'll be fine.
274
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,960
I love you.
275
00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:16,982
Let's play Nutcracker!
276
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:32,307
Sam Winchester.
277
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:43,377
- Count down.
- What? Uh-
278
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,888
- What am I supposed to say?
- You think I know?
279
00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:48,653
Uh, I don't understand Japanese.
280
00:18:57,568 --> 00:19:00,770
Is he screwing with me?
I- I can't speak Japanese.
281
00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:04,572
Aww.
282
00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:11,347
Mmm.
283
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,783
I'm sorry, Sam Winchester.
284
00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:16,617
Sorry? Heh. Sorry for what?
285
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,255
Dean?
286
00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,993
Nutcracker!
287
00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:33,735
Nutcracker!
288
00:19:36,106 --> 00:19:38,606
- Sam?
- Yeah?
289
00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,256
You okay?
290
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,635
Oh, now what?
291
00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,403
Cass?
292
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,039
Is this another trick?
293
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,976
- It's me. Uh, what are you doing here?
- Us? What are you doing here?
294
00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:17,647
- Looking for you. You've been missing.
- So get us the hell out of here then.
295
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,848
Aww.
296
00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:20,616
Let's go.
297
00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:23,347
- Cass?
- No, no, no.
298
00:20:25,155 --> 00:20:29,558
Mr. Trickster does not like
pretty boy angels.
299
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,569
Dean Winchester.
300
00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:52,782
- Count down.
- What do I do?
301
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:57,186
- I don't wanna get hit in the nuts.
- I know. Uh, uh- Just, um- Wait.
302
00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:58,855
- What?
- I played a doctor.
303
00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:01,324
- What?
- In Dr. Sexy, I played a doctor.
304
00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,525
- I operated.
- So?
305
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:05,862
I played the role the Trickster wanted.
We have to go along with it.
306
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:07,797
- Go along with what?
- With the game.
307
00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:11,801
- You're on a game show. Just answer.
- In Japanese? I don't know Japanese.
308
00:21:11,802 --> 00:21:14,302
- Try.
- Damn it.
309
00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:42,830
Dean Winchester,
Nutcracker champion!
310
00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:47,403
- How did you do that?
- I have no idea.
311
00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:51,363
So that's it.
We play our roles, we survive.
312
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:55,745
- Yeah, but play our roles for how long?
- Good question.
313
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:12,026
I've got genital herpes.
314
00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:14,762
I've got genital herpes.
315
00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:18,768
Seriously?
316
00:22:18,769 --> 00:22:21,304
Hey, you're the one
who said play our roles, so-
317
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,805
Yeah. Right.
318
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:28,707
I've got genital herpes.
319
00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:31,379
I tried to be responsible.
320
00:22:32,616 --> 00:22:34,417
Did I try.
321
00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:40,823
But now I take twice-daily Herpexia
to reduce my chances of passing it on.
322
00:22:40,991 --> 00:22:43,926
Ask your doctor about using Herpexia.
323
00:22:44,695 --> 00:22:46,495
Patients should
always consult with a physician...
324
00:22:46,496 --> 00:22:48,197
...before using Herpexia.
325
00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:50,833
Possible side effects
include headache, diarrhea...
326
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:55,438
...permanent erectile dysfunction,
thoughts of suicide, and nausea.
327
00:22:55,439 --> 00:23:00,638
I am doing all I can
to slightly lessen the spread of-
328
00:23:00,811 --> 00:23:04,747
Of... genital herpes.
329
00:23:05,282 --> 00:23:07,782
And that's a good thing.
330
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:18,117
We now return to Supernatural.
331
00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:21,162
Son of a bitch.
332
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:28,096
I am really, really very sorry...
333
00:23:28,639 --> 00:23:32,575
...but, ahem,
we've got some work to do.
334
00:23:32,743 --> 00:23:35,243
But we did do work.
335
00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:36,946
In depth.
336
00:23:45,622 --> 00:23:48,612
How long
do we have to keep doing this?
337
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,960
I don't know.
338
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,264
Maybe forever?
339
00:23:57,267 --> 00:23:58,501
We might die in here.
340
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:02,965
How is that funny? Vultures.
341
00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:08,110
- You okay?
- I don't have much time.
342
00:24:08,111 --> 00:24:10,179
- What happened?
- I got out.
343
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,815
- From where?
- Listen to me. Something is not right.
344
00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:15,151
This thing is more powerful
than it should be.
345
00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:17,053
- The Trickster?
- If it's a Trickster.
346
00:24:17,054 --> 00:24:18,821
What do you mean?
347
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:21,991
Hello!
348
00:24:23,193 --> 00:24:25,693
Thank you.
349
00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:28,496
Thank you. Please, stop.
350
00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,834
Hi, Castiel.
351
00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:37,673
- You know him?
- Where did you just send him?
352
00:24:37,674 --> 00:24:39,875
Relax. He'll live.
353
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:42,578
Maybe.
354
00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:46,716
All right, you know what? I'm done
with the monkey dance, okay? We get it.
355
00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:49,345
Yeah? Get what, hotshot?
356
00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:51,087
Playing our roles, right?
357
00:24:51,088 --> 00:24:53,222
- That's your game.
- That's half the game.
358
00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:56,392
- What's the other half?
- Play your roles out there.
359
00:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,095
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know.
360
00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:03,396
Sam, starring as Lucifer.
Dean, starring as Michael.
361
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:07,503
Your celebrity deathmatch.
Play your roles.
362
00:25:07,671 --> 00:25:10,139
You want us to say yes
to those sons of bitches?
363
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,830
Hells, yeah. Let's light this candle.
364
00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:16,141
- We do that, the world will end.
- Yeah?
365
00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:19,749
And whose fault is that?
366
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:23,784
Who popped Lucifer
out of the box, hm?
367
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,155
Look, it's started.
368
00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,658
You started it. It can't be stopped.
369
00:25:28,659 --> 00:25:31,159
So let's get it over with.
370
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,265
Heaven or hell. Which side you on?
371
00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:38,501
I'm not on either side.
372
00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:42,471
Yeah, right. You're grabbing ankle
for Michael or Lucifer. Which one is it?
373
00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:47,274
You listen to me, you arrogant dick.
374
00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:51,013
I don't work for either of those SOBs,
believe me.
375
00:25:51,014 --> 00:25:53,812
Mm. No, you're somebody's bitch.
376
00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:01,179
Don't you ever,
ever presume to know what I am.
377
00:26:08,565 --> 00:26:12,168
Now, listen very closely.
Here's what's gonna happen.
378
00:26:12,169 --> 00:26:15,805
You're gonna suck it up,
accept your responsibilities...
379
00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,208
...and play the roles
that destiny has chosen for you.
380
00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:21,709
And if we don't?
381
00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:28,440
Then you'll stay here in TV Land,
forever.
382
00:26:32,389 --> 00:26:35,358
Three hundred channels
and nothing's on.
383
00:26:55,612 --> 00:26:58,604
- Oh, come on.
- So, what do you think?
384
00:26:59,349 --> 00:27:02,752
What do I think? I think
go screw yourself, that's what I think.
385
00:27:02,753 --> 00:27:06,280
Uh, could you give us a sec, please?
Thanks.
386
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,524
- You gotta calm down.
- Calm down?
387
00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:10,292
I am wearing sunglasses at night.
388
00:27:10,293 --> 00:27:14,397
You know who does that?
No-talent douche bags. I hate this game.
389
00:27:14,398 --> 00:27:17,400
I hate that we're in a procedural
cop show, wanna know why?
390
00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:19,971
Because I hate procedural cop shows.
391
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,505
There's like 300 of them.
They're all the same.
392
00:27:22,506 --> 00:27:23,873
It's, "Ooh...
393
00:27:23,874 --> 00:27:25,708
...plane crashed here. " Oh, shut up.
394
00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:28,010
- Hey.
What?
395
00:27:28,011 --> 00:27:30,511
Check out sweet tooth over there.
396
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:35,650
You think that's him?
397
00:27:36,586 --> 00:27:39,646
Just, uh, follow my lead.
398
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:59,634
- You, uh- You okay?
- Yeah.
399
00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:02,543
What do we got?
400
00:28:02,679 --> 00:28:06,549
Well, aside from the ligature marks
around his neck...
401
00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:11,760
...he has what appears to be a roll
of quarters jammed down his throat.
402
00:28:14,124 --> 00:28:16,624
Well, I say...
403
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,494
...jackpot.
404
00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:19,929
Mm.
405
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:24,000
Also, there is a stab wound
to the lower abdomen there.
406
00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:35,977
Well, I say...
407
00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:39,482
...no guts, no glory.
408
00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:43,184
Get that guy a...
409
00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,954
...TUMS.
410
00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:51,325
Gutter ball.
411
00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:55,463
Good one, guys.
412
00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:26,443
- You got the wrong guy, idiot.
- Did we?
413
00:29:57,894 --> 00:30:01,660
I'm worried, man.
What that SOB did to Cass.
414
00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:04,332
You know, where is he?
415
00:30:06,002 --> 00:30:08,502
Sam?
416
00:30:10,107 --> 00:30:12,607
Where are you?
417
00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:17,246
It's Sam. Leave me a message.
418
00:30:17,247 --> 00:30:20,114
Sam, it's me.
419
00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:23,117
Where the hell did you go?
420
00:30:23,353 --> 00:30:25,853
Dean?
421
00:30:26,757 --> 00:30:29,257
Sam?
422
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,427
Where are you?
423
00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:33,295
I don't know.
424
00:30:33,296 --> 00:30:35,796
Oh, crap.
425
00:30:35,932 --> 00:30:38,742
I don't think we killed the Trickster.
426
00:30:58,922 --> 00:31:02,124
Okay, stake didn't work.
So, what, this another trick?
427
00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:03,392
I don't know.
428
00:31:03,393 --> 00:31:06,395
Maybe the stake didn't work
because it's not a Trickster.
429
00:31:06,396 --> 00:31:08,397
- What do you mean?
- You heard Cass.
430
00:31:08,398 --> 00:31:11,033
He said this thing was too powerful
to be a Trickster.
431
00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:13,736
Notice the way he looked at Cass?
Like he knew him.
432
00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:17,840
And how pissed he got when
you brought up Michael and Lucifer.
433
00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:19,208
Son of a bitch.
434
00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:22,859
- What?
- I think I know what we're dealing with.
435
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,558
Dean?
- What?
436
00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:38,392
That, uh, feels really uncomfortable.
437
00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:42,565
Ow.
438
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,667
Are you sure this is gonna work?
439
00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:47,168
No, but I have no other ideas.
440
00:31:51,908 --> 00:31:54,570
All right, you son of a bitch!
441
00:31:55,412 --> 00:31:57,912
Uncle!
442
00:31:58,982 --> 00:32:01,482
We'll do it!
443
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:04,619
Should I honk?
444
00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,590
Wow, Sam...
445
00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:10,025
- ... get a load of the rims on you.
- Eat me.
446
00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:14,228
Okay, boys.
447
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:18,508
- Ready to go quietly?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast.
448
00:32:18,735 --> 00:32:21,871
Nobody's going anywhere
until Sam has opposable thumbs.
449
00:32:21,872 --> 00:32:26,962
What's the difference? Satan's gonna
ride his ass one way or another.
450
00:32:37,888 --> 00:32:40,388
Happy?
451
00:32:41,124 --> 00:32:44,834
Tell me one thing.
Why didn't the stake kill you?
452
00:32:45,662 --> 00:32:48,952
- I am the Trickster.
- Or maybe you're not.
453
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,074
Maybe you've always been an angel.
454
00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,805
Ha-ha-ha. A what?
455
00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:04,480
Somebody slip a mickey
in your power shake, kid?
456
00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,115
I'll tell you what.
457
00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:11,026
You just jump out of the holy fire
and we'll call it our mistake.
458
00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:25,501
Well played, boys.
459
00:33:25,502 --> 00:33:28,002
Well played.
460
00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:31,105
Where'd you get the holy oil?
461
00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:34,971
Well, you might say
we pulled it out of Sam's ass.
462
00:33:36,012 --> 00:33:38,814
- Where'd I screw up?
You didn't.
463
00:33:38,815 --> 00:33:41,283
But nobody gets the jump on Cass
like you did.
464
00:33:41,284 --> 00:33:44,386
Mostly, it was the way you talked
about Armageddon.
465
00:33:44,387 --> 00:33:48,380
- Meaning?
- Well, call it personal experience.
466
00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:53,562
Nobody gets that angry unless
they're talking about their own family.
467
00:33:54,231 --> 00:33:57,860
So which one are you?
Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey?
468
00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:03,804
Gabriel, okay?
469
00:34:04,841 --> 00:34:07,142
They call me Gabriel.
470
00:34:07,143 --> 00:34:10,510
Gabriel? The archangel?
471
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,015
Guilty.
472
00:34:13,016 --> 00:34:17,026
Okay, Gabriel. How does an archangel
become a Trickster?
473
00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:19,553
My own private witness protection.
474
00:34:20,357 --> 00:34:23,692
I skipped out of heaven,
had a face transplant...
475
00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:26,228
...carved out my own little corner
of the world...
476
00:34:26,229 --> 00:34:28,739
...till you two screwed it all up.
477
00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:31,367
What did Daddy say
when you joined the pagans?
478
00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:34,418
Daddy doesn't say anything
about anything.
479
00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:36,739
Then what happened?
Why'd you ditch?
480
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:41,176
Well, do you blame him? His brothers
are heavyweight douche nozzles.
481
00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:43,579
Shut your cake hole.
482
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,648
You don't know anything
about my family.
483
00:34:45,649 --> 00:34:49,244
I loved my father, my brothers.
484
00:34:49,419 --> 00:34:52,855
Loved them,
but watching them turn on each other...
485
00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:54,757
...tear at each other's throats?
486
00:34:54,758 --> 00:34:57,693
I couldn't bear it, okay?
487
00:34:57,861 --> 00:34:59,929
So I left.
488
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,195
And now it's happening all over again.
489
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,534
Then help us stop it.
490
00:35:05,535 --> 00:35:07,236
It can't be stopped.
491
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:11,440
- You wanna see the end of the world?
- I want it to be over.
492
00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:16,045
I have to sit back and watch my own
brothers kill each other, thanks to you.
493
00:35:16,046 --> 00:35:18,913
Heaven, hell, I don't care who wins.
494
00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:22,952
- I just want it to be over.
- It doesn't have to be like that.
495
00:35:22,953 --> 00:35:25,454
There has to be some way
to pull the plug.
496
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,618
You do not know my family.
497
00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:34,730
What you guys call the apocalypse,
I used to call Sunday dinner.
498
00:35:34,898 --> 00:35:39,101
That's why there's no stopping this,
because this isn't about a war.
499
00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:44,267
It's about two brothers that loved
each other and betrayed each other.
500
00:35:44,441 --> 00:35:47,011
You think you'd be able to relate.
501
00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:49,977
What are you talking about?
502
00:35:54,718 --> 00:35:57,585
You sorry sons of bitches.
503
00:35:57,754 --> 00:36:01,281
Why do you think you two
are the vessels?
504
00:36:01,858 --> 00:36:03,425
Think about it.
505
00:36:03,426 --> 00:36:07,795
Michael, the big brother,
loyal to an absent father.
506
00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:15,226
And Lucifer, the little brother,
rebellious of Daddy's plan.
507
00:36:16,673 --> 00:36:19,173
You were born to this, boys.
508
00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:22,439
It's your destiny. It was always you.
509
00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:29,479
As it is in heaven,
so it must be on Earth.
510
00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:32,378
One brother has to kill the other.
511
00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,456
What the hell are you saying?
512
00:36:34,457 --> 00:36:38,887
Why do you think I've always taken
such an interest in you?
513
00:36:38,995 --> 00:36:43,332
Because from the moment
Dad flipped on the lights around here...
514
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:47,292
...we knew it was all gonna end
with you.
515
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,671
Always.
516
00:36:57,647 --> 00:37:00,147
No.
517
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:03,217
That's not gonna happen.
518
00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:05,788
I'm sorry...
519
00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:08,289
...but it is.
520
00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:19,263
Guys, I wish this were a TV show.
521
00:37:19,436 --> 00:37:23,202
Easy answers,
endings wrapped up in a bow.
522
00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:28,943
But this is real.
523
00:37:29,846 --> 00:37:32,956
And it's gonna end bloody
for all of us.
524
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:37,217
That's just how it's gotta be.
525
00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:54,791
So, boys, now what?
526
00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:58,320
Stare at each other
for the rest of eternity?
527
00:37:59,674 --> 00:38:03,344
First, you're gonna bring Cass
back from wherever you stashed him.
528
00:38:03,345 --> 00:38:05,713
- Oh, am I?
- Yeah.
529
00:38:05,714 --> 00:38:08,182
Or we're going to dunk you
in some holy oil...
530
00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:10,933
...and deep-fry ourselves an archangel.
531
00:38:22,097 --> 00:38:24,465
Cass, you okay?
532
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:26,966
I'm fine.
533
00:38:29,337 --> 00:38:31,405
Hello, Gabriel.
534
00:38:31,406 --> 00:38:33,207
Hey, bro.
535
00:38:33,208 --> 00:38:35,476
How's the search for Daddy going?
536
00:38:35,477 --> 00:38:37,977
Let me guess. Awful.
537
00:38:45,153 --> 00:38:47,653
Okay, we're out of here.
538
00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:50,224
Come on, Sam.
539
00:38:50,225 --> 00:38:53,922
Uh, okay.
540
00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:59,399
Guys? So- So, what? Huh?
541
00:38:59,634 --> 00:39:03,704
You're just gonna-
You're gonna leave me here forever?
542
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,041
No.
543
00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:11,652
We're not, because we don't
screw with people the way you do.
544
00:39:12,214 --> 00:39:14,515
And for the record...
545
00:39:14,516 --> 00:39:18,185
...this isn't about some prizefight
between your brothers.
546
00:39:18,186 --> 00:39:20,955
Or some destiny
that can't be stopped.
547
00:39:20,956 --> 00:39:25,566
This is about you being too afraid
to stand up to your family.
548
00:39:48,717 --> 00:39:51,647
Don't say I never did anything for you.
549
00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:14,008
All that stuff he was spouting in there,
you think he was telling the truth?
550
00:40:14,009 --> 00:40:16,509
I think he believes it.
551
00:40:17,612 --> 00:40:20,112
So, what do we do?
552
00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:23,983
I don't know.
553
00:40:24,219 --> 00:40:29,290
I'll tell you one thing, right about now,
I wish I was back on a TV show.
554
00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,791
Yeah, me too.40701
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