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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,325 --> 00:00:06,197 Did you ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 2 00:00:06,197 --> 00:00:07,415 No. 3 00:00:07,415 --> 00:00:08,895 The cartoon was excellent, and the movies 4 00:00:08,895 --> 00:00:09,939 were even, like, more well-refined. 5 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:11,028 Look at the price of these suckers. 6 00:00:11,028 --> 00:00:12,029 Never saw it? 7 00:00:12,029 --> 00:00:13,508 What are you guys looking at? 8 00:00:13,508 --> 00:00:15,293 Oh, uh, new couches. We got rid of the old one, 9 00:00:15,293 --> 00:00:17,382 - but the prices are insane. - Yeah, it's nuts, man. 10 00:00:17,382 --> 00:00:19,471 I think we should just rent like we did the last time, you know? 11 00:00:19,471 --> 00:00:20,863 Wait, you rented your sofa? 12 00:00:20,863 --> 00:00:22,604 Yeah, I mean, all we did was pay the interest. 13 00:00:22,604 --> 00:00:23,823 How much was the interest? 14 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,216 Oh, it was nothing. It was like 25 bucks 15 00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:26,913 - a week. - Yeah. - How long did you have it? 16 00:00:26,913 --> 00:00:28,473 - 15 years, bro. - About 15 years, yeah. 17 00:00:29,698 --> 00:00:32,875 You spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned. 18 00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:34,486 - Twenty thou... - No. 19 00:00:34,486 --> 00:00:36,140 - Where are you getting that from? - No. 20 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,664 52 weeks a year, $25 a week. 21 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,144 15 years. 22 00:00:40,144 --> 00:00:42,581 $19,500. 23 00:00:42,581 --> 00:00:44,887 That seems high. 24 00:00:44,887 --> 00:00:46,802 That's pretty bad business, fellas. 25 00:00:46,802 --> 00:00:49,588 I don't understand why prices are so high right now. 26 00:00:49,588 --> 00:00:50,488 - Inflation. - Yeah. 27 00:00:51,546 --> 00:00:53,809 - Right, yeah. - Oh, well, right. 28 00:00:53,809 --> 00:00:55,637 - Inflation, yeah. - I mean, because of the inflation. 29 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:58,336 You guys do understand what inflation is, right? 30 00:00:58,336 --> 00:00:59,859 Inflation? Yeah, yes, absolutely. 31 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:00,903 - Yeah. - Yeah. For the sake of argument... 32 00:01:00,903 --> 00:01:03,558 - Yeah. - Pretend we don't. 33 00:01:03,558 --> 00:01:05,604 Inflation is when the price of goods and services go up. 34 00:01:05,604 --> 00:01:07,084 Whoop. 35 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:08,389 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 36 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:10,087 Eh? 37 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:11,305 Frank, oh, thank God. 38 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,959 Hey, I'm being evicted. The-the landlord, 39 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,179 he jacked up my rent and I can't pay. 40 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:16,919 Now, listen, I have glued my hand to the door, 41 00:01:16,919 --> 00:01:17,703 so they can't physically remove me. 42 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,270 Just a second, Deandra. 43 00:01:20,619 --> 00:01:22,142 See, inflation happens when 44 00:01:22,142 --> 00:01:24,536 there's more demand than there is supply. 45 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:25,406 - Yes. - Frank, I don't think they're get... 46 00:01:25,406 --> 00:01:26,407 You want me to, you want me 47 00:01:26,407 --> 00:01:28,061 - to walk 'em through it? - Charlie. 48 00:01:28,061 --> 00:01:29,628 Yeah, you shut up, Charlie. You don't understand any of it. 49 00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:31,151 That's not true. Dude, I've learned a lot about business 50 00:01:31,151 --> 00:01:32,544 living with Frank. You know, I know stuff. 51 00:01:32,544 --> 00:01:34,546 Also, speaking of, I got an investment idea 52 00:01:34,546 --> 00:01:35,721 that I'd love to pitch you guys if I-if I... 53 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,505 Paddy's. 54 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:39,333 Do not hang up on... 55 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,248 Charlie, we don't want to hear it. Frank, keep going. 56 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:43,685 Well, you see, the government tries to curb inflation 57 00:01:43,685 --> 00:01:45,165 by raising interest rates, 58 00:01:45,165 --> 00:01:48,168 so that people borrow less and spend less. 59 00:01:48,168 --> 00:01:50,301 Okay, so if prices are going up, can we get a raise? 60 00:01:50,301 --> 00:01:51,389 No, well, you see, 61 00:01:51,389 --> 00:01:52,607 if I raise your wages, 62 00:01:52,607 --> 00:01:53,913 - then you'd have more money. - Yeah. 63 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,393 And that, in this case, is not good. 64 00:01:55,393 --> 00:01:56,785 No. 65 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:58,657 You know, it would increase inflation. 66 00:01:58,657 --> 00:01:59,745 - Yeah? - And we don't want that 67 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:00,702 - to increase, right? - No. 68 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:02,313 So maybe what we would 69 00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:03,792 need to do is lower our wages. I get it. 70 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:05,968 But that would cause a recession. 71 00:02:05,968 --> 00:02:07,318 Yeah. 72 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:08,536 Which could lead to a depression. 73 00:02:08,536 --> 00:02:10,234 - So you can't. - You can't do that. 74 00:02:10,234 --> 00:02:11,191 Which we can't, of course, 75 00:02:11,191 --> 00:02:12,584 - Yeah. - Take a pay cut. 76 00:02:12,584 --> 00:02:13,889 - Right. - Or a raise. 77 00:02:13,889 --> 00:02:15,369 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - Mm-mm, no. 78 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,501 That's money talk. 79 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:17,980 Yeah, that's money talk right there. 80 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,765 Basically, it boils down to your nut, right? 81 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,420 Like, how much, like, nut do you go through a month, right? 82 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,161 - Are you storing up your nut or are you just blowing through it? - Exactly. 83 00:02:24,161 --> 00:02:25,814 Like, okay, um, how much nut 84 00:02:25,814 --> 00:02:27,381 do you guys blow through in a month? 85 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,221 - A ton. - I don't want to talk to you about... 86 00:02:29,992 --> 00:02:31,342 Yeah, I figured you were, man. 87 00:02:31,342 --> 00:02:32,908 - Yeah. - So, you got, you got to try to 88 00:02:32,908 --> 00:02:34,171 hang on to some of that nut. Otherwise it's all gone. 89 00:02:34,171 --> 00:02:35,868 But that's the screwy thing about it. 90 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:37,609 Money isn't as valuable as it always was. 91 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:39,263 - It's totally different. - And money's not as valuable, right? 92 00:02:39,263 --> 00:02:41,526 How can the value of money be different? 93 00:02:41,526 --> 00:02:42,831 Money is money. 94 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,920 - No, a buck is not worth a buck. - No, no. 95 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,053 - No, no, it's worth 25 cents right now. - There, yeah. 96 00:02:47,053 --> 00:02:49,186 - A dollar is worth 25 cents? - Yeah. 97 00:02:49,186 --> 00:02:50,230 Yeah, but I'll give you 50 cents for a buck. 98 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:52,754 Hey. 99 00:02:52,754 --> 00:02:55,975 Uh, I think that sounds like a good deal. 100 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,237 Yeah? 101 00:02:57,237 --> 00:02:59,674 Huh? 102 00:02:59,674 --> 00:03:00,893 Frank, you got to wire me money! 103 00:03:00,893 --> 00:03:02,173 They... They're unscrewing my... 104 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,592 Okay, you know what? I only have a ten. 105 00:03:04,592 --> 00:03:05,332 I'll give you a five. 106 00:03:05,332 --> 00:03:07,116 That's money talk. 107 00:03:07,116 --> 00:03:08,857 - Let's go. - Nice, nice, yeah. 108 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:09,858 - Deal. - Deal. 109 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,074 Use the free code JOINNOW at www.playships.eu 110 00:03:32,577 --> 00:03:34,143 Uh, Mac, you know, I'm-I'm 111 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:35,406 crunching the numbers over here, and I'm-I'm 112 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:38,409 getting a little concerned about our nut. 113 00:03:38,409 --> 00:03:40,280 How much money are you spending 114 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,151 on these Dwayne Johnson energy drinks? 115 00:03:42,151 --> 00:03:44,980 Quite a bit. I basically live on them now. 116 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,199 Maybe you could cut back a little bit. 117 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,809 I mean, you don't have to buy everything 118 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:50,029 The Rock tries to sell you, you know. 119 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,552 Interesting. What am I looking at here? 120 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:53,554 Come. Have a seat. 121 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,254 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 122 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,865 - An inflatable couch? - Yeah. 123 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,475 It was super cheap, dude. 124 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,868 Now, this is just a temporary option 125 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,391 until we make enough nut 126 00:04:04,391 --> 00:04:06,306 for us to afford an actual couch. 127 00:04:06,306 --> 00:04:08,395 - Right. - But it will lower our monthly nut 128 00:04:08,395 --> 00:04:09,614 because we're not renting this bad boy. 129 00:04:09,614 --> 00:04:10,876 Dennis, we own it. 130 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,312 - Oh. - And speaking of nuts, 131 00:04:12,312 --> 00:04:15,315 I also purchased these. 132 00:04:15,315 --> 00:04:16,621 Okay, went, went real literal with it, didn't you? 133 00:04:16,621 --> 00:04:18,187 Yeah, yeah. 134 00:04:18,187 --> 00:04:20,059 - Fancy Nuts. - These are very fancy. 135 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:22,540 - Are they? Three dollars? - Yeah, yeah, only-only three dollars. 136 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:25,064 Now, we could live on these bad boys for weeks. 137 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:26,413 Mm-hmm. Well, listen, 138 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:27,458 I don't really have any interest 139 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:29,329 in your, uh, bulk tin 140 00:04:29,329 --> 00:04:31,070 of low-end economy nuts, 141 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,333 but I am finding this couch idea 142 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,030 to be pretty interesting, 143 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:37,468 and it's giving me another idea 144 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:38,817 of how we could possibly 145 00:04:38,817 --> 00:04:41,036 "inflate" things a little further. 146 00:04:41,036 --> 00:04:43,300 Oh, well, you can't inflate this any further 147 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,518 'cause it'll pop. 148 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,693 Just a figure of speech. 149 00:04:45,693 --> 00:04:47,042 No, trust me, I-I tried. 150 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:48,043 I-I already popped two of them earlier today. 151 00:04:48,043 --> 00:04:50,219 - Did you? - Yeah. 152 00:04:50,219 --> 00:04:51,743 - Okay. - I just kept blowing and blowing and blowing, 153 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:53,571 and just... boom. 154 00:04:53,571 --> 00:04:56,008 Okay, all right, well, that's okay. 155 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:57,357 You really shouldn't, it's dangerous. 156 00:04:57,357 --> 00:04:58,924 - I understand what you're saying. - Okay. 157 00:04:58,924 --> 00:04:59,925 I'm serious, Dennis. Don't blow this up. 158 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,143 I'm not going to do it. 159 00:05:01,143 --> 00:05:02,493 I get what you're saying. It's very clear. 160 00:05:02,493 --> 00:05:04,146 Okay. 161 00:05:08,499 --> 00:05:09,587 Charlie. 162 00:05:10,631 --> 00:05:12,764 Check this out, a new lamp. 163 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:14,156 It looks like an old lamp, but listen... 164 00:05:14,156 --> 00:05:15,375 - It's a new lamp. - What's with the lamps, man? 165 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,682 You keep coming back with all this junk. 166 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:19,161 - That's like the fifth lamp you've brought back. - Don't worry about it. 167 00:05:19,161 --> 00:05:20,641 - Where you want to put it? - I don't know, stick it in 168 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:21,773 the storage closet or something. 169 00:05:21,773 --> 00:05:22,774 - Like... - Oh, storage, yeah. 170 00:05:22,774 --> 00:05:23,818 Frank, can I talk to you a second 171 00:05:23,818 --> 00:05:25,342 about this investment idea I got? 172 00:05:25,342 --> 00:05:27,126 - Like, 'cause this is... this... - Oh, whoa. 173 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,389 Ah, this... this place is packed. 174 00:05:29,389 --> 00:05:30,695 Right, yeah. Don't make a mess. Like, listen, Frank, 175 00:05:30,695 --> 00:05:32,044 this could be, like, huge, man, 176 00:05:32,044 --> 00:05:34,046 because I've been tracking this thing. 177 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:36,657 It's this, like, like, Internet money kind of situation, right? 178 00:05:36,657 --> 00:05:39,181 Wha-What, crypto? I'm not into crypto. 179 00:05:39,181 --> 00:05:40,705 Well, it'd be a lot less cryptic 180 00:05:40,705 --> 00:05:42,620 if I could show you the video. There's a video that... 181 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:45,318 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What-What's this? 182 00:05:45,318 --> 00:05:46,928 Is that a toilet? 183 00:05:46,928 --> 00:05:49,409 Uh... yeah. 184 00:05:49,409 --> 00:05:51,977 You mean to tell me we've been living here all this time, 185 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,632 and you never told me we had a bathroom? 186 00:05:54,632 --> 00:05:56,634 It's really, like, noisy. 187 00:05:56,634 --> 00:05:58,462 It runs all the time. It's not a good one. 188 00:05:58,462 --> 00:06:00,551 We piss in cans, Charlie. 189 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:02,335 You can always go number two down the hall, 190 00:06:02,335 --> 00:06:03,510 and, like, it's a good system. 191 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:04,772 What else are you hiding from me? 192 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:06,426 Nothing, Frank. 193 00:06:06,426 --> 00:06:07,775 I'm trying to talk to you about business. 194 00:06:07,775 --> 00:06:09,603 What's behind that door? 195 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,126 That's the neighbor's door. That's why it's all... 196 00:06:11,126 --> 00:06:12,867 - Hold this. Hold this lamp. - Stop, Frank. 197 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,478 Listen, man, I don't want to have to be 198 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,654 constantly cleaning toilets and... Aw, shit. 199 00:06:16,654 --> 00:06:19,004 - Holy shit. - Yeah, yeah. 200 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,484 What the fuck is this? 201 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:22,703 - Yeah, okay. - Is this a bedroom? 202 00:06:22,703 --> 00:06:25,010 Um, I mean... 203 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,707 Charlie, you mean we've been living 204 00:06:26,707 --> 00:06:28,448 in a two-bedroom with a bathroom, 205 00:06:28,448 --> 00:06:30,145 and you never said anything about it? 206 00:06:30,145 --> 00:06:32,104 Look, all right, look, I wasn't trying to be crypto about it, 207 00:06:32,104 --> 00:06:34,062 it's just, like, Frank, I just never liked 208 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:35,977 sleeping in a room with an empty room behind me. 209 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:37,414 You got to understand that, right? It's creepy. 210 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:38,719 You're supposed to sleep in here. 211 00:06:38,719 --> 00:06:40,460 Yeah, but I just... I n... 212 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,027 Great, now someone's at the door. 213 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,594 I'm gonna have to walk a mile to get it. 214 00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:45,514 This is why you don't want all this space, Frank. 215 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,076 Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming. 216 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,035 All right. Jesus. 217 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,906 I need a place to stay. Let me talk to Frank. 218 00:06:51,906 --> 00:06:53,734 - What's on your hand? - It's a piece of a door. 219 00:06:53,734 --> 00:06:54,648 - Move past it. Frank! - He can't hear you, 220 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,476 he's in the other room, okay? 221 00:06:56,476 --> 00:06:57,477 What? What other room? 222 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:58,913 Frank! Dee's here! 223 00:06:58,913 --> 00:07:00,175 I mean, I'm gonna have to get, like, an intercom 224 00:07:00,175 --> 00:07:01,960 on the wall or something. 225 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,744 - It's just totally nuts. - What? What is going on over here? 226 00:07:03,744 --> 00:07:05,311 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just... 227 00:07:05,311 --> 00:07:06,530 - Holy shit, Charlie. - Yeah. 228 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:09,054 This is tits. Why don't you use this room? 229 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,838 I like to keep my life simple. 230 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,318 I don't want to live in a maze, you know? 231 00:07:12,318 --> 00:07:14,363 No. I don't know. Can I sleep in here? 232 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:15,930 Absolutely not. Don't think about that. 233 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:17,323 Someone's at the door again. 234 00:07:17,323 --> 00:07:18,933 Okay? I'm gonna have to walk another mile. 235 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:20,892 This is crazy. I mean, I'm gonna have to get a butler. 236 00:07:20,892 --> 00:07:23,503 I'm coming, hang on. 237 00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:26,506 - What? - Where's Frank? 238 00:07:26,506 --> 00:07:28,813 - Why? - We don't have to tell you our business. 239 00:07:28,813 --> 00:07:29,901 Fine, whatever. He's in the other room. 240 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:30,902 What other room? 241 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:31,903 The other room over there, man. 242 00:07:31,903 --> 00:07:32,860 That's where he is. 243 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:34,296 You have another room here? 244 00:07:34,296 --> 00:07:35,733 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got another room. 245 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,474 - What the hell, dude? - What's going on? 246 00:07:37,474 --> 00:07:38,866 I mean, we're gonna blow our shoes out 247 00:07:38,866 --> 00:07:40,302 with all this walking, man. 248 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:41,913 Holy shit. 249 00:07:41,913 --> 00:07:43,436 - What the hell? - I mean, Charlie, 250 00:07:43,436 --> 00:07:44,524 have you always had this? 251 00:07:44,524 --> 00:07:45,873 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 252 00:07:45,873 --> 00:07:47,658 How is this not a big deal? 253 00:07:47,658 --> 00:07:48,746 Wait, so you truly have no reason 254 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:49,877 to be sleeping with Frank. 255 00:07:51,444 --> 00:07:53,664 Move past it, dude. Move past it, man. 256 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:55,230 I will move past it 257 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:56,928 because I really, ultimately, don't give a shit. 258 00:07:56,928 --> 00:07:58,190 Frank, listen, 259 00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,452 we have an incredible business opportunity 260 00:07:59,452 --> 00:08:00,671 we want to talk to you about. 261 00:08:00,671 --> 00:08:02,368 All right, well, let's talk turkey. 262 00:08:02,368 --> 00:08:03,935 What, you're gonna listen to their idea over mine, dude? 263 00:08:03,935 --> 00:08:06,154 L-Look, the two of you, get out of here. 264 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:08,026 I need the office. Get out. 265 00:08:08,026 --> 00:08:10,811 Oh, now it's an office? It's an office now? 266 00:08:10,811 --> 00:08:12,944 Oh, that's great. I mean, are we even zoned for that? 267 00:08:12,944 --> 00:08:15,468 I'll come back tonight. 268 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,608 Yeah, so, uh, what do you think, Frank? 269 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,827 Good, good. It's got a nice squeak to it. 270 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:29,134 Yeah, it does have a nice squeak to it, doesn't it? 271 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,918 Hey, uh, Mac, you almost done with that one over there, bud? 272 00:08:30,918 --> 00:08:33,573 Yeah, just finishing up. And I am 273 00:08:33,573 --> 00:08:35,444 good. 274 00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:37,142 That's a lot of blowing. 275 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,360 Now, Frank, 276 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,318 would you like to start this meeting off 277 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:41,015 with a Fancy Nut? 278 00:08:41,015 --> 00:08:42,539 What happened to your lips? 279 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:43,757 Huh? 280 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,889 What happened to your lips? 281 00:08:44,889 --> 00:08:46,760 Oh, this mu... Must be from the plastic. 282 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,588 It's, uh, it's probably from all the blowing. 283 00:08:48,588 --> 00:08:49,763 Blowing. 284 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,373 The pla... the plastic on these 285 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:52,853 is a little bit irritating. 286 00:08:52,853 --> 00:08:54,594 It's not the pla... No, that's not what it is. 287 00:08:54,594 --> 00:08:56,030 That's not what it is. 288 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:58,859 That is rancid. 289 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:00,687 Did you g... Did you get a bad one? 290 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:03,037 Well, they're all bad. Do not eat them. 291 00:09:03,037 --> 00:09:05,300 Okay? Either of you. 292 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,911 Now, Frank, as we all know, 293 00:09:06,911 --> 00:09:09,478 we're living in a time of inflation. 294 00:09:09,478 --> 00:09:11,176 But... 295 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,787 is inflation such a bad thing? 296 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,050 Or are things 297 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,705 better inflated? 298 00:09:20,098 --> 00:09:21,578 Take it. 299 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:24,885 Take a look at that lookbook there. 300 00:09:24,885 --> 00:09:26,234 Turn to the first page, you'll see, uh... 301 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,496 Hello. 302 00:09:27,496 --> 00:09:29,498 Yeah. 303 00:09:29,498 --> 00:09:32,937 Kim Kardashian's backside, the early years. 304 00:09:32,937 --> 00:09:34,337 Now, if you turn to the next page... 305 00:09:37,463 --> 00:09:39,291 - Oh. - Yeah. 306 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,904 - Ooh. Ooh. - Yes. Yes. 307 00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:46,167 As the years have gone by, 308 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,648 her backside has gotten bigger and bigger. It's inflated. 309 00:09:48,648 --> 00:09:50,432 I think what you'll find 310 00:09:50,432 --> 00:09:53,261 most interesting is that the Kardashians' net worth 311 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:56,264 has inflated in direct proportion to their booties. 312 00:09:57,744 --> 00:09:59,659 What did he say? 313 00:09:59,659 --> 00:10:01,356 I'm saying that the Kardashians' 314 00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:02,967 - No, no, Mac, Mac, please. - Backsides... 315 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,577 Just let me. 316 00:10:04,577 --> 00:10:06,535 Let me, okay? Okay, uh, Frank, 317 00:10:06,535 --> 00:10:09,582 we would like for you to, um, 318 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:13,325 inject some capital into our inflatable furniture... 319 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:15,109 I'm in. Yeah. 320 00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:16,328 - You're in? - Yeah. 321 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:18,069 You... Oh, really? 322 00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:19,331 You-you don't need to hear the whole pitch? 323 00:10:19,331 --> 00:10:21,115 Nah, I'll give you the money, 324 00:10:21,115 --> 00:10:23,596 but it's a loan, and you got to pay me back with interest. 325 00:10:23,596 --> 00:10:25,946 - Oh, we like interest. That's great. - Yeah, no problem. 326 00:10:25,946 --> 00:10:27,556 And I want to keep the furniture for the room. 327 00:10:27,556 --> 00:10:28,688 You want to keep this? Yeah, sure. 328 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:30,429 And I want to keep the book for... 329 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:31,909 other reasons. 330 00:10:31,909 --> 00:10:33,693 Yeah, we-we-we figured 331 00:10:33,693 --> 00:10:34,999 - you'd want to... - Oh, okay, yeah, you're gonna... 332 00:10:34,999 --> 00:10:37,044 It's crazy. I can be, like, a good businessman. 333 00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:38,916 You know, I don't know why he doesn't take me seriously. 334 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:40,700 It's like, do you have any idea how much time 335 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,833 I've spent, like, tracking and researching the price 336 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,269 - of this online currency? - That's got to be maddening. 337 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,705 Did you glue your hand to my door? 338 00:10:45,705 --> 00:10:47,054 - Yeah, I did. - Why? 339 00:10:47,054 --> 00:10:48,882 Well, it's a new form of protest, Charlie. 340 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,623 People are doing it to, you know, 341 00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,843 call attention to injustices or some shit. 342 00:10:52,843 --> 00:10:53,713 I don't know. Either way, I'm locked in. 343 00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:56,020 Uh, boom. 344 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,326 Just like that, we are in business. 345 00:10:58,326 --> 00:10:59,501 He went with your idea? 346 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:00,502 Of course he did, Charlie, 347 00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:02,635 we are savvy businessmen. 348 00:11:02,635 --> 00:11:03,941 What's going on with Mac's lips? 349 00:11:03,941 --> 00:11:05,420 I-I don't know, they're insane. It's-it's... 350 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,161 I think a little bit of the plastic is, uh, just... 351 00:11:07,161 --> 00:11:09,642 Probably from all the blowing he's been doing. 352 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,122 He's been making homophobic jokes for the... 353 00:11:11,122 --> 00:11:12,123 Not homophobic. 354 00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:13,646 Uh, FYI, 355 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:14,865 Frank, uh, does not want to be bothered 356 00:11:14,865 --> 00:11:16,344 in there for a little bit, you know, 357 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:17,868 he's-he's... Well, you know. 358 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,739 - He's jacking off into a magazine. - Right. 359 00:11:19,739 --> 00:11:20,740 Aw. 360 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,307 Oh. 361 00:11:37,104 --> 00:11:40,151 Look, Charlie, I can tell you're mad. 362 00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:41,848 Well, it's just like, I don't get it, man. 363 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:44,068 It's like, why do you believe in Mac and Dennis over me? 364 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,765 Look, Charlie, I'm not investing in them 365 00:11:45,765 --> 00:11:47,767 because I believe in them. 366 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:50,291 I'm investing in them because I don't believe in them. 367 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,729 They're gonna be paying me money for the rest of their lives, 368 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:55,514 like that stupid couch. 369 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,516 - Well, then you're just, like, being a predator. - Exactly. 370 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:58,430 Well, it's not a compliment, Frank. 371 00:11:58,430 --> 00:11:59,431 You know what? 372 00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:01,172 I can't deal with this. 373 00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:05,002 I'm going to go sleep in the other bedroom, all right? 374 00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:07,395 What? And just leave me here, all alone? 375 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,049 Yes, yes. 376 00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:11,269 I'm still here, goddamn it. 377 00:12:12,574 --> 00:12:14,228 Charlie, can you please unglue me? 378 00:12:14,228 --> 00:12:15,577 I got to go to the new bathroom. 379 00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:17,971 No, Dee, you did this to yourself. 380 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,973 I will glue a pillow to the wall, though. 381 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,019 - I don't want to be a bad host. - Oh, yeah? 382 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,597 You know what, man? This was a mistake. 383 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:37,251 I-I can't sleep. 384 00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:39,166 Oh, yeah, yeah. 385 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,125 You're upset and concerned 386 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,388 that we got rid of our furniture too soon. 387 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,390 Nope, that's not it. 388 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,739 Is it the business plan? 389 00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:47,479 You're afraid it's not gonna work? 390 00:12:47,479 --> 00:12:49,089 That's also not it. 391 00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:51,396 - Then what? - It's your goddamn wheezing. 392 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,440 Am I wheezing? 393 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,225 Are you wheezing? You sound insane. 394 00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:55,400 Are you allergic to those nuts? 395 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,576 No. It's not the nuts. 396 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,448 I... It's... I, uh... I think it's from blowing up those... 397 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,102 No. Okay, also, I feel 398 00:13:02,102 --> 00:13:03,364 like I'm sleeping in a tub of nuts here, man. 399 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:04,713 Can you stop eating them in bed? 400 00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:05,976 - It's Charlie! Open up... oh. - Oh, Charlie's here. 401 00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:07,455 - Stop eating the nuts. - It's unlocked. 402 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,066 You should lock your door. 403 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,677 Look, I need a place to stay. 404 00:13:11,677 --> 00:13:14,811 - No room. - What? 405 00:13:14,811 --> 00:13:16,203 - We don't have - He's-he's... 406 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:17,857 Any room. 407 00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,903 He's saying we don't have any room. 408 00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:22,383 But, uh, well, hey, I can, I can blow up my own bed 409 00:13:22,383 --> 00:13:23,689 and I can deflate it in the morning. 410 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:24,733 I'll inflate it, I'll deflate it. 411 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,083 It'll be like I was never here. 412 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,562 Plus, I brought my own nuts. 413 00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:28,868 Are they fancy? 414 00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:30,174 What? What-what is he saying? 415 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,479 Are they Fancy Nuts? 416 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,090 He wants to know if they're fancy. 417 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:34,482 Well, some are, yeah. It's an assortment. 418 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,962 Consider it an offering. 419 00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:37,529 Of war? 420 00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:39,313 Of peace. What is going on with you, dude? 421 00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:41,272 He's allergic to nuts, okay? I think he's gonna die. 422 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:43,665 I'm not allergic to nuts. 423 00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:44,710 The point is, Charlie, we can't swing it. 424 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,017 Well, I have information about Frank 425 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,017 that you guys might like to hear for your business. 426 00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,763 - Fine. Tell us. - Have-have a seat. 427 00:13:54,763 --> 00:13:56,374 Okay. 428 00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,551 Here's how this works. 429 00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,683 Cut me in on your operation, 430 00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,990 and I'll give you the information. 431 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,601 See? I am a pretty good businessman after all. 432 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,823 Okay, Charlie, you're just trying to bribe us, 433 00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:13,608 and bartering with nuts that you probably foraged from a tree. 434 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:15,436 Mmm, some are from a tree, yes. 435 00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:19,223 A fancy tree? 436 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,355 One of the fanciest, Mac. 437 00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:24,097 Which one? 438 00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:27,448 You ever have a pine nut? 439 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,754 - Just give us the information, please. - Which one is... 440 00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,843 Fine. 441 00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,714 But first I want you guys to hear about my business idea. 442 00:14:32,714 --> 00:14:36,196 No. You can stay here one night, okay? 443 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:38,068 But I don't want to hear your goddamn business idea 444 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,243 'cause I don't care. Now tell us the Frank thing. 445 00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:40,635 Fine. 446 00:14:40,635 --> 00:14:42,333 Frank only lent you guys the money 447 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,204 'cause he thinks you're gonna fail. 448 00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:46,380 In fact, he wants you to fail. 449 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:49,644 See, he's what you would call a predatory lender, 450 00:14:49,644 --> 00:14:52,256 and he's simply taking advantage of you guys. 451 00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:54,867 - Son of a bi... Son of... - Okay, okay. 452 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:56,216 - All right, stop-stop talking. - Son of a bitch. 453 00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:58,871 - Just stop-stop talking. I get it. - Frank. 454 00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:01,874 This is a classic inflation-interest play. 455 00:15:01,874 --> 00:15:03,310 But I'll tell you something, 456 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,355 Frank's not the only one 457 00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:05,878 who can be a predatory lender. 458 00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:08,141 I say we pivot. 459 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,318 I say we don't sell people these inflatables. 460 00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:12,885 We rent them to them. 461 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:28,466 Well... he's hanging on. 462 00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:30,076 Doesn't sound like it. 463 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,471 Ow, ow. 464 00:15:33,471 --> 00:15:35,168 Rise and shine, Dee. 465 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,170 - What time is it? - It's 4:00 in the morning. 466 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,085 We got to go. We got work to do. 467 00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:41,870 Just grab anything small. 468 00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:44,177 Lamps are good 'cause they're easy to run with. 469 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,570 Hold on a second. Are we robbing this place? 470 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,701 - Huh? - Hey! 471 00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:48,181 What the hell are you doing? 472 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,226 You haven't paid your rent 473 00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:50,531 in three months, you deadbeat. 474 00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:52,011 You can't come in here and take my shit. 475 00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,708 Oh, you want it back? Well, then pay your rent. 476 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,928 I'm getting my gun. 477 00:15:55,928 --> 00:15:58,017 Go for it, bitch! We got bulletproof vests on! 478 00:15:58,017 --> 00:15:59,714 Oh, no, I don't. I don't have a bulletproof vest. 479 00:15:59,714 --> 00:16:02,804 Relax, these guys are always bluffing. Grab stuff. 480 00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:05,155 Frank, no. What is happening? You're a slumlord now? 481 00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:07,113 Yes, I collect on these guys, 482 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:08,593 and if they don't pay, 483 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,334 I throw 'em out on the street, like I did you. 484 00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,597 What? You're my landlord? 485 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,513 Yeah, I got tired of paying your rent all those years, 486 00:16:15,513 --> 00:16:17,297 so I bought the building. 487 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,559 Why did you raise the rent? 488 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:20,735 Inflation. I got to increase my nut. 489 00:16:20,735 --> 00:16:22,911 - Goddamn it. - Oh, he's hot. 490 00:16:22,911 --> 00:16:24,043 Oh, shit. 491 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,262 Relax, they never shoot. 492 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,308 Ah, time to go. 493 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:29,831 Pay your rent, you deadbeat. 494 00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:36,142 Dennis, it's, like, a little too windy. 495 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,057 I feel like we got to weigh all this stuff down, man. 496 00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:39,711 Nah, it's fine, it's fine. 497 00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:42,192 Also, I got to talk to you about this Internet money, dude, 498 00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:44,281 because this guy does not know what he's sitting on, man. 499 00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:45,891 - He's a chump, dude, it's... - Charlie, Charlie. 500 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:47,675 Stop trying to talk business, all right? 501 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,460 - It's just not your strong suit, all right? - Yeah, yeah. Okay. 502 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,636 Oh, here comes a customer. Here, let me do the talking. 503 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,725 Hi, sir. Hi, how are you today? 504 00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:54,987 It's a lovely day, isn't it? 505 00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:57,511 - A little windy. - A little breezy, yeah. 506 00:16:57,511 --> 00:16:59,383 Yeah, a little breezy. But, uh, anyway, 507 00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:00,514 are you here to buy some furniture? 508 00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:01,776 Yes, I am. 509 00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,256 - Okay, great. - Good, good. 510 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,041 Hey, listen, what if I told you 511 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,304 you could get your furniture for free? 512 00:17:07,304 --> 00:17:09,306 Yeah, see, times are very inflatable right now, okay? 513 00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:11,177 Yeah, stop, stop. 514 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:14,006 Have you ever considered owning an inflatable couch? 515 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:16,704 Oh, yeah, I don't have a pool, so... 516 00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,880 - A pool? - Yeah, for the... 517 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,405 - Oh, no, no, no, I see, I see the confusion. - Oh-oh. 518 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:22,884 - No, we're talking about for inside. - Yeah, inside your house. 519 00:17:22,884 --> 00:17:24,930 Oh. What? 520 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,280 - Like, how much do you currently rent your couch for? - Yeah. 521 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,021 I-I don't rent my couch. 522 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:31,197 What? 523 00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:35,027 You pay full price for your couch? 524 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:36,942 That's outrageous. 525 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:40,250 - Oh, shit. - Oh, no. 526 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,297 - Goddamn it. - Yeah. 527 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,213 I'm telling you, man, you have got to go to the hospital. 528 00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:50,521 Oh, and spend the remainder of our nut on medical bills? 529 00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:51,913 I don't think so, Dennis. 530 00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:54,264 I'll simply stop blowing up the furniture. 531 00:17:54,264 --> 00:17:58,006 It is not the furniture, Mac. Okay? It is the nuts. 532 00:17:58,006 --> 00:17:59,356 Dee, what the hell are you doing here? 533 00:17:59,356 --> 00:18:01,619 Guys, I have information 534 00:18:01,619 --> 00:18:03,316 that will change the course of your company, 535 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,841 and I will tell you what it is if you let me stay here. 536 00:18:06,841 --> 00:18:08,234 Yeah, no, Charlie already tried that shit. 537 00:18:08,234 --> 00:18:09,540 - I did that move, yeah. - Yeah. 538 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,281 He, he did this. 539 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:14,284 Yeah. Uh, Dee, why are you gluing your hand to the wall? 540 00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:15,894 - I mean, it's no way to solve a problem. - Yeah. 541 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,156 Yeah, guys, please, 542 00:18:17,156 --> 00:18:18,592 I have a solution to all of our problems, 543 00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:20,116 but you got to let me talk, okay? 544 00:18:20,116 --> 00:18:21,726 Now, you guys are all completely over-leveraged, 545 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,249 and that's the problem, right? My investment, 546 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:24,990 this thing was only, like, ten dollars a unit, 547 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:27,079 then it, like, dropped down to basically nothing, 548 00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,559 because it's a speculative market, right? 549 00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:30,256 I'm making a bet that the SEC's not gonna regulate. 550 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,171 Of course, regulation's gonna come in at some point, 551 00:18:32,171 --> 00:18:34,347 it always does, but right now it's completely unregulated. 552 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,002 Now, I'm not talking about getting out over our skis, 553 00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:38,830 I'm just talking about making an investment tonight, 554 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,049 turn it around tomorrow... We'll net double. 555 00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:42,442 Holy shit. 556 00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:44,314 - That's money talk. - Yeah. 557 00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:46,359 - That's money talk. - Where did you learn to talk like that? 558 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,795 Living with Frank, man. I've been trying to tell you 559 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,275 that I'm picking up on this stuff. So, look, guys, 560 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,843 let's pool all of our remaining nut together 561 00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:53,540 and turn it into a big pile of green, 562 00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,889 and then everybody gets a taste. 563 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,980 Okay, I didn't love the sound of that, but, uh... 564 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,417 Was it unclear? I was talking about, like, 565 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,810 a huge pile of green, like, and everyone is, like, 566 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,899 - Money talk? - Slurping that shit down. 567 00:19:04,899 --> 00:19:06,031 Let's do it. 568 00:19:09,077 --> 00:19:11,297 - Bam. - Oh, wow. 569 00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:13,691 - I've got a lot of questions. - Yeah, me, too. 570 00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:15,040 Sure, sure. Go ahead. 571 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,607 Now, Charlie, did you take... 572 00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:18,217 all of my money... 573 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:20,393 - Mm-hmm. - And invest it in a box 574 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,874 full of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies? 575 00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:24,484 Yes. Very good, Dennis. Very good. 576 00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:25,964 I wasn't sure you knew what they are. 577 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,139 Yeah, so these are, like, from 1991. 578 00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:29,794 These are the original ones, right? 579 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,013 Super hard to find, super valuable, super rare. 580 00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:34,668 - Are they? - Oh, dude, big time. Right? So, here's what I'm thinking. 581 00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:35,974 Could we turn these around tonight 582 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,542 and make a little profit? Sure, but I say 583 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,108 we sit on them. Maybe we eat one or two. 584 00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:41,849 This is exactly what I was worried about. 585 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,329 Well, you're not thinking big picture here. 586 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:45,940 - No, I'm thinking big pic... - All right, loan's due. 587 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,768 First installment. 588 00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:49,248 And I'm armed 589 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:52,164 and I got a vest, so don't try nothing. 590 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:54,340 What do you got there? 591 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,776 1991's delicious cream-filled 592 00:19:55,776 --> 00:19:56,908 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies, 593 00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:58,605 fresh from the sewers to me. 594 00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:01,695 Are they made from real turtle? 595 00:20:01,695 --> 00:20:03,393 Probably. 596 00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:04,785 How much you want for 'em? 597 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,571 They're not for sale, Frank. 598 00:20:07,571 --> 00:20:10,356 Uh, mine... mine are for sale. 599 00:20:10,356 --> 00:20:12,750 I own some of those, and mine are definitely for sale. 600 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,273 He has a very minimal share, Frank. 601 00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:16,275 Ah. 602 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:19,235 Market dictates the value, Charlie. 603 00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:21,367 Well... 604 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,369 not when your demand is more than 605 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:26,198 the supply. 606 00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:28,722 Fine, I'll get 'em somewhere else. 607 00:20:28,722 --> 00:20:30,637 Will you? 608 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,119 Oh, I don't think so, Frank. 609 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,599 Oh... uh-oh. 610 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:38,558 'Cause I bought the last remaining ones there are. 611 00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:39,690 No... 612 00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:43,433 Nice work. 613 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,609 And you kept it crypto. 614 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,741 You should have listened to me, Frank. 615 00:20:47,741 --> 00:20:50,135 Fine. 616 00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:51,658 Name your price. 617 00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:55,271 Board up that new room and the noisy toilet, 618 00:20:55,271 --> 00:20:57,621 forgive Mac and Dennis's loan, 619 00:20:57,621 --> 00:20:59,318 give Dee her apartment back, 620 00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:00,841 and return everything to the status quo. 621 00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,278 That's too big a ask. 622 00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:03,670 That's inflation, Frank. 623 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,237 You want the pies or not? 624 00:21:06,238 --> 00:21:08,284 Fine. Done. 625 00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:11,504 Good work, Charlie. 626 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,810 Thank you very much, Frank. 627 00:21:17,031 --> 00:21:19,860 I appreciate it. 628 00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:31,742 Are you still eating the nuts? 629 00:21:31,742 --> 00:21:32,786 Hmm? 630 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:43,319 Does he want to get to the hospital or to Costco? 631 00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:44,581 - Costco. - He wants more nuts. 632 00:21:44,581 --> 00:21:46,060 Costco, yeah. 633 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,845 You know what, buddy? I think we'll take you 634 00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:49,455 to the hospital, and they'll have nuts, and you can... 635 00:21:49,455 --> 00:21:51,065 you can die there. 636 00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:55,665 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47069

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