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(cassette clattering)
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"Sarabande" from
Barry Lyndon begins
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(Matt groaning)
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- What time is it?
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You there, boy!
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- Huh?
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Why me, sir?
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- Yes, you, my good boy.
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What night is it?
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- Oh, why sir, it's
Reject's Night.
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- Reject's Night.
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I haven't missed it at all.
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Boy, have you heard of the
fine establishment 7-Eleven?
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- Why, of course, sir.
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- Well, good then, boy.
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I want you to run and
get me the largest bag
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of salt and vinegar
chips that you can find.
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- The one as big as myself?
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- Yes, sir.
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Now, hurry, go!
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Run before it's too late.
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Reject's Night, finally.
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Hurry, boy, faster!
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Go!
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Be careful next to the pool!
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(Matt screaming)
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("Fuel Injected"
by Swollen Members)
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- Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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(gunfire blasting)
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- Burlington.
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- Burlington.
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Burlington.
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- Recognize. (Matt laughing)
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(gunfire blasting)
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Tell 'em how you live,
show 'em how you live.
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- It's a PT Cruiser lifestyle.
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- [Lawrence] Yes.
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Yes.
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- We got Sum 41.
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We got Big Shiny Tunes
'99, Dance Mix '95.
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This one's blank.
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It hasn't been done yet.
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The magic's waiting to happen.
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♪ Bust from the top,
duck cops and sirens ♪
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♪ Fresh out the shop
poppin' n' stylin' ♪
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♪ Madchild whylin' unidentical ♪
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♪ The cynical is medical,
condition is critical ♪
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(gunfire blasting)
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♪ Y'all ain't got it so
don't even think about it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I doubt ♪
(gunfire blasting)
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♪ Swollen Members, Moka
Only gonna take the shot ♪
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♪ If you think you betcha
know, you better press rewind ♪
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♪ You can bump it in ya
Sony, repossess your mind ♪
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- Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Shut the fuck up
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'cause it's motherfuckin'
Reject's Night.
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- [Student] Oh my god.
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- [Student] Were those guys
just in a bath together?
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- [Mr. Olenick] Okay, could
someone get the lights please?
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- [Student] Yup, I got it.
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- Oh, Mr. Olenick,
it's not over yet.
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- It's not?
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- No, no.
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The fade to black was
just for dramatic effect
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and then we did blooper reel
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and outtakes over the
end credit sequence.
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- Okay.
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We're not gonna get through
all that today, Lawrence,
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but--
- Tomorrow?
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- This assignment was to
do a two-minute video essay
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on bias in the media, right?
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So, what is this?
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- Oh yeah, well, I just decided
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that I didn't really
care about that topic
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and wanted to do
something more personal,
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from the heart.
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- Okay.
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Yes, Lauren.
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- [Student] Yo, it's Lauren P!
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- I liked it.
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It was really cute.
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- Okay.
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Well, it's not
supposed to be cute.
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- There was a skit
at the beginning
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and then it turns into
a mockumentary, right?
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- No, the beginning is an homage
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to Charles Dickens'
"A Christmas Carol."
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If anything, I would say that
Reject's Night is simply a,
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a love letter to friendship.
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(students laughing)
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- Okay.
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Well, all right.
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Matt, anything to add?
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- Yeah, it's just
a private joke.
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- What?
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It's not a private joke.
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Come on!
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Okay.
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- You can sit.
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- I'm going to
address the class.
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Me and Matt watch SNL
every weekend, right?
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And so I guess the joke is
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while your typical
teenager is out having sex
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and doing drugs and
being invited to parties,
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me and Matt are watching
Saturday Night Live
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on our weekly tradition
of Reject's Night.
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I just,
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I just think that you should
make films about things
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that matter to you.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care about
bias in the media
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and probably never will,
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so yeah.
(students exclaiming)
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- [Mr. Olenick] Well,
that's one perspective.
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(bell ringing)
(students chattering)
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Have a great day.
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- [Announcer Over PA System]
Students, don't forget.
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The Terry Fox Run is next week.
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Please come by the office
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and sign up if you
plan on running.
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- Hey, guys.
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How's that year
end video coming?
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- Good.
- Good.
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- Good, good!
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Does that mean we're gonna
see a cut anytime soon?
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Because you know,
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the principal still needs
to approve the concept
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before we screen it at
the year end assembly.
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- Yeah, it's just
like, you know,
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with how my creative
process works,
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kind of like, you
know, I just really--
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- Okay, Lawrence,
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directing the year end video
is a huge honour, okay?
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So if you're not gonna
take it seriously
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and respect my deadlines,
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then I'm sure plenty of
other students will, okay?
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So please, please,
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I need a rough cut
in a month, okay?
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("Maybe One Day"
by Not By Choice)
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♪ I see you every single day ♪
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♪ But you don't know ♪
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- I just like don't understand
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why Mr. Olenick can't
be like a real educator
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who trusts that I know what
I'm doing and just like.
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- Well, maybe if you didn't make
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the most embarrassing
movie of all time.
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- I think you loved Reject's
Night until Lauren P. came in
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with her little "media
analysis" or whatever.
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- It was just different
when you showed it in class.
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I don't know.
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You didn't have to be such
a fucking cock to her.
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- Yeah, well, I don't care
if Lauren P. lives or dies.
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Okay?
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- [Lauren P.] Hey, Matt.
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- Hey.
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Oh, fuck.
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Okay, Lawrence, can you just,
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can you promise we start
editing something soon please?
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What are you filming?
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- Clouds.
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- Okay, stop.
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We have enough.
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We're never gonna use that.
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My dad needs his
camera back anyways.
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- Can you just tell Rick
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that like, I actually need to
use it for something important?
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Like, look dude,
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the Year End Video
is gonna be amazing.
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You're just mad 'cause
Lauren P. called you a virgin
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and you're like, the horniest
guy in the world, okay?
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- You know I've
fingered before, right?
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- Can you stop saying that?
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I don't wanna hear it.
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- It's weird that
you don't jerk off.
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- Look, I've tried it and
it's really not for me.
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You know?
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Like, I'd much rather
watch "GoodFellas."
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What are you doing?
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- Why don't you go jerk
off to "GoodFellas" then?
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- No, can you just.
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Delete this, delete--
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- Hey!
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Fuck you, fucker!
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("I Like Movies" main theme)
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- [Terri] If Matt
returned "Wild Things,"
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why did I get a phone
call saying I owe $25?
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- I don't know.
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It's like a mistake in
the system, or something.
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- I can't wait until
you go off to university
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and make new friends, you know?
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Like, really,
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just maybe they'll
be more responsible
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with other people's things.
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- Look, Matt said
he returned it.
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- I'm not paying for it, okay?
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So maybe you should get a job
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and you can pay for
Matt's late fees.
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- Matt's his own person.
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Probably what it is, is like
a clerical issue at Sequels.
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They can check in the back.
- I'll give him a person.
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Okay, wait.
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I have to talk to
you about something
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and I want you to keep
an open mind, okay?
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I just don't understand
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why you won't apply to
Canadian universities.
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- Because I don't want to be
like, a Canadian filmmaker.
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- What about Atom Egoyan
or David Rotenberg --
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- Cronenberg!
- Cronenberg!
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- Oh my god.
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- Where did he go?
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- Mom, I wanna go to NYU.
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- Anyone else in your
class going to NYU?
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Where are they going?
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- I don't know.
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They're probably gonna go to
like, Guelph or something.
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They're idiots! Take tourism
and business management.
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- NYU is very expensive. We're
talking about American tuition.
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Do you happen to
have like 90,000 US?
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- It doesn't cost that much.
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- We'll Ask Jeeves when we
get home how much it costs.
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- You just don't think
I'm gonna get in.
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That's all it is.
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- Yeah, you have no
idea of all the bullshit
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I had to deal with
after your father.
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Okay, you know what?
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I have a lot of terrible
things in my life.
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Most people don't
have all my things.
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They might have
some of my things,
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but not everything.
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- It's not a contest.
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Our lives are equally hard.
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- Okay.
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I'm not waiting two hours
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while you walk
around a video store.
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So you're going in
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and you're going
to rent one movie
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and then we're leaving, right?
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Right?
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Don't slam that door.
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(door slamming)
(sighing)
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(upbeat rock music)
(people chattering)
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- Welcome to Sequels.
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Oh, hey Lawrence.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Ah, that is a great choice.
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Love to see it.
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Hey, man.
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- I've seen it babe.
- Okay, this one?
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- I don't wanna
watch an old movie.
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- Fine, Mario.
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This one.
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- Babe, I hate this guy.
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He always looks like he has
to take the hugest shit.
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- Hey.
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- [Customer] Why don't
you ever let me pick?
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- You guys finding
everything okay today?
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- Do you work here?
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00:09:58,267 --> 00:09:59,233
- No.
261
00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:01,400
- What should we get, man?
262
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,006
- Are you looking for a comedy?
263
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,878
Oh.
264
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,638
Ooh, have you ever seen
"Happiness" by Todd Solondz?
265
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,815
- No.
- No.
266
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,278
- It's this really amazing movie
267
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,642
about all these
people living in L.A.
268
00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:15,579
who are like, super messed up.
269
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,756
There's a dad in the movie
270
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,318
who's like an actual pedophile
271
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,693
who wants to have
sex with his son.
272
00:10:19,695 --> 00:10:21,618
And Philip Seymour Hoffman's
273
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,389
always calling people on the
phone while he masturbates.
274
00:10:23,391 --> 00:10:25,798
But it's also really hopeful.
275
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,624
Like, you really care
about all these characters,
276
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,736
which I think makes
it so much worse.
277
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,464
You know what?
278
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,839
It speaks for itself.
279
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,434
Enrich your child.
280
00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:36,633
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
281
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:40,109
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
282
00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:44,245
- [Shannon] I can take
the next customer.
283
00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,150
- How many movies
do you have there?
284
00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:49,382
- [Lawrence] Like, seven.
285
00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:50,955
- No, you pick one.
286
00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:51,791
- One.
287
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,155
Are you serious?
288
00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:54,794
- [Alana] I can help who's next.
- One.
289
00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:57,962
- [Sequels commercial] When you
rent any three new releases,
290
00:10:57,964 --> 00:10:58,963
you'll get a classic
movie at half price--
291
00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,690
(movies clattering)
292
00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,263
- [Alana] Hey, Lawrence.
293
00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:03,869
Find everything okay?
294
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,837
- Yep.
295
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,807
Look, I know that last time,
296
00:11:07,809 --> 00:11:09,776
you guys said you
weren't hiring,
297
00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:13,241
but I just wanted to give
you a hard copy of my resume.
298
00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:16,145
- Oh yeah, thanks.
299
00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:17,509
I'll hold on to that.
300
00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:21,711
- I don't know if you
know, but Lawrence,
301
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,383
he applied to NYU's
302
00:11:23,385 --> 00:11:25,484
Tisch School of the Arts.
- Tisch, yeah.
303
00:11:25,486 --> 00:11:26,925
- He's very talented.
304
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:27,827
Loves films.
305
00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:29,554
- Very cool.
306
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,424
Yeah, Terri,
307
00:11:31,426 --> 00:11:34,526
it looks like you have a late
fee on your account for $25
308
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,902
for "Wild Things."
309
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,904
Would you like to
pay that off today?
310
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,269
- No, I would not.
311
00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:44,338
("Is This Thing On?"
by Reversing Falls)
312
00:11:46,276 --> 00:11:48,144
- Yo, this is fucked.
313
00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:50,476
Why don't you tell your
mom you need your own room?
314
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,049
- It's fine.
315
00:11:52,051 --> 00:11:54,216
It's just 'cause all my
dad's stuff is in there.
316
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,251
We switch every month.
317
00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:58,088
I'll have my own
room in January.
318
00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:00,420
Can you pass me the cushions?
319
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:05,392
Bam.
320
00:12:08,232 --> 00:12:09,198
Ow.
321
00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:13,565
♪ I'm the cash man ♪
322
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,403
♪ I'll give you
money for your gold ♪
323
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:17,734
♪ Oh yeah ♪
324
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,473
♪ Yes, I'm the cash man ♪
325
00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:23,377
♪ I'll give you
money for your gold ♪
326
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:26,149
♪ Oh yeah ♪
327
00:12:26,151 --> 00:12:29,284
(Lawrence laughing)
328
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,583
SNL begins with
"The Chanukkah Song"
329
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,584
- Is that Adam Sandler?
330
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,860
- Mom.
- What?
331
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:34,993
Can I ask a question?
332
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,492
He has a new movie coming out?
333
00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:41,098
- Yes, "Punch Drunk Love."
334
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,694
Remember, you were
supposed to take me.
335
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,267
- Dude, it's the
"Chanukah Song."
336
00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:46,235
- What?
337
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,736
- Maybe you should
tell Adam Sandler
338
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,672
that we celebrate Chanukah.
339
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,443
- Mom!
340
00:12:56,445 --> 00:12:58,082
Me and Matt can't have
Reject's Night with you here.
341
00:12:58,084 --> 00:12:59,512
- Well, I'm sorry,
but I live here.
342
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:00,986
- Yeah, but like,
343
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,614
we can't be truest
selves with you around.
344
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,780
- This is a really small house.
345
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,616
Where would you like me to go?
346
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,452
- To your room.
347
00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,058
- To my room?
348
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,026
How about you go to
your room, Lawrence?
349
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,027
- I'm in my room!
350
00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,963
My room is the couch!
351
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,129
- Well, you know, I'm sorry
you can't do Reject's Night
352
00:13:12,131 --> 00:13:13,966
in a big fancy house tonight.
353
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,495
- Mom, I'm just trying to
watch SNL with my best friend.
354
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,233
And now, we're missing
"The Chanukah Song"
355
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,696
with a special guest
appearance from Rob Schneider,
356
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,237
which I'll probably
never get to see again.
357
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,942
Can you please just go?
358
00:13:22,944 --> 00:13:24,339
God.
359
00:13:27,443 --> 00:13:28,805
- How do you stand him, Matt?
360
00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:31,984
Let's go.
361
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,892
(Lawrence laughing)
362
00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,927
- Dude, that was fucking brutal.
363
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,489
- Yeah.
364
00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:44,260
She gets like, really
weird on the weekends.
365
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,195
I don't know.
366
00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:47,527
(whispering) Menopause.
367
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:48,968
SNL Main Credits begin
368
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:49,969
- Oh, Jimmy Fallon.
369
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,135
Not funny at all.
370
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,631
- He breaks in every sketch.
371
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,831
Ruined the "Weekend Update."
372
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,799
I miss Norm.
373
00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,835
- Yo, do you wanna do the thing?
374
00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,803
- Yeah?
375
00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,312
All right, what
are you gonna do?
376
00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:05,281
I'm gonna watch a break
dancer in Times Square, okay?
377
00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:07,085
What about you?
378
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,714
- Okay, I'm in an oyster
bar in Grand Central Station
379
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,089
and I'm laughing
with all my friends,
380
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,189
having a great time.
381
00:14:12,191 --> 00:14:14,785
- Okay.
- Okay.
382
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:19,064
(imitating announcer) It's
"Saturday Night Live" with
your host, Matt Macarchuck!
383
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,035
Yeah, oh.
384
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,500
- Keep the change, man.
385
00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,040
And Lawrence Kweller.
386
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:28,975
- Oh, you guys.
387
00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:29,866
Oh, I couldn't.
388
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,045
Oh. (slurping)
389
00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:34,508
Ooh, that's good.
390
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,015
- And your hosts,
391
00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:38,380
Lawrence Kweller
and Matt Macarchuck.
392
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,250
- (laughing) Okay.
393
00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:42,582
Hey guys, we have a great
show for you tonight.
394
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:43,649
- Korn is here.
395
00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,222
- Korn is here, yeah.
396
00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,586
So make sure to stick around.
397
00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:48,390
- Because we'll be.
398
00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,425
- We'll be right back.
- We'll be right back.
399
00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:51,998
(microwave beeping)
400
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,066
- Sorry, I didn't have
time to eat my lunch
401
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,463
so I'm just gonna,
402
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,894
but it won't
distract from your--
403
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,270
- Of course, that's fine.
- Interview at all.
404
00:15:00,272 --> 00:15:02,932
And thanks for coming
in on such short notice.
405
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:03,944
Someone just quit.
406
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,607
Okay.
407
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:08,443
That's fine.
408
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,313
Lawrence,
409
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,183
why don't you just tell me
a little bit about yourself?
410
00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:16,715
- So basically, like,
movies are my entire life.
411
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,817
I need to watch movies
like I need to breathe air.
412
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,292
And if I don't watch
movie every single day,
413
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:26,263
I feel like there's a part
of myself that's like, dying.
414
00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:28,133
- [Alana] Oh.
415
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,299
- So I think that could
make me a really big asset
416
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,895
to the Sequels corporation.
417
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,402
- Great.
418
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,898
So what's your
availability like?
419
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,438
Like, can you work
evenings and weekends?
420
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,967
- Oh, extremely available.
- Okay.
421
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,144
- Like, I go to high
school during the day.
422
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,970
- What high school do you go to?
423
00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:42,543
- A-shot, Aldershot High.
424
00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:44,446
- (gasping) No way.
425
00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,448
I went to Aldershot.
426
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,515
- (laughing) Really?
427
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:48,483
- Yeah.
428
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:50,947
Okay.
429
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,850
- Yeah.
430
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,325
You know, I really appreciate
the opportunity to interview.
431
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,360
- Well, like to be
honest with you,
432
00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,197
like if you work here,
433
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,726
you have to know how to leave
your problems at the door.
434
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,266
- Oh, of course.
435
00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:03,432
- Like, you have
to be professional
436
00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:04,598
even when you don't wanna be.
437
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,072
- Could I actually tell you
438
00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,304
a little like
anecdote about that?
439
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:08,866
- Yeah, sure.
440
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,000
- This might surprise
you, given my resume,
441
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,639
but I was actually doing really,
442
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,641
really poorly in
school last year.
443
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,347
I just, I just wanted
to sleep all day.
444
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,184
I never wanted to go to class
445
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,483
and my mom was really upset
because I wasn't talking to her.
446
00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,188
She kept trying to make me
447
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,157
go on all these different
anti-depressants
448
00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:26,851
because I have "serious
emotional problems"
or whatever, but.
449
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,688
- Oh, yeah, that--
450
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,658
- Anyway, it was Awards
Night at Aldershot
451
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,759
and everyone was
getting up onstage
452
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,234
to get their plaque for
being on the honour roll.
453
00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:38,962
And I was filming.
454
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,470
I just had this
thought, which was like,
455
00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:44,374
you know, what if I'm smart?
456
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:45,870
I bet if I actually did my work
457
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,410
and handed my
assignments in on time
458
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,280
that I could be on the
stupid honour roll too.
459
00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:50,281
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:51,744
- So the next day,
461
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:53,614
I had my mother
drive me to Chapters
462
00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:56,045
and I speed read "Seven Habits
of Highly Effective Teens"
463
00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:59,455
and it totally changed
my life forever.
464
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,358
- Mm.
465
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,359
- And the very next year,
I was on the honour roll.
466
00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:03,888
- Oh, there you go!
467
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,955
- Now, I would say
I'm very good at
468
00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:08,398
putting first things first.
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,533
- And um, beginning
with the end in mind,
470
00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:15,900
which for me is going to NYU
Tisch School for the Arts.
471
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,770
A lot of my favourite
filmmakers went there
472
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:19,706
and I never really thought
that I was good enough,
473
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,071
but I've decided to bet
on myself as an artist
474
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,182
and a young man.
475
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,317
- Cool.
476
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,077
- So NYU costs 90,000 US dollars
477
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,948
and I know you get 10 free
rentals a week if you work here.
478
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,753
So you don't have to
tell me right now,
479
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:38,263
but yeah, just know the stakes
are very, very high for me.
480
00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:41,893
- Okay, yeah.
481
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,698
Like, I think
482
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,000
I'm gonna hire you.
483
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:55,280
Welcome to Sequels, Lawrence!
484
00:17:55,282 --> 00:18:00,417
(train chugging)
(soft contemplative music)
485
00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:04,080
All right, team.
486
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,521
Hands in.
- Yeah.
487
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,755
- Come on.
488
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:11,197
- Teamwork makes the dream work!
489
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,429
Yeah.
490
00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:13,694
- Very nice.
(applauding)
491
00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:15,091
- Very good.
- All right.
492
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,961
So I have our mystery
shopper report
493
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,536
and Brant Street earned a
98% on customer service.
494
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,065
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
495
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,902
- Gift cards for everyone.
- Nice.
496
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:27,037
- So, I'm gonna ask you guys
to set some goals today.
497
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,874
Shannon?
- Mm-hmm.
498
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,943
- How many Sequels memberships
do you think you can sell?
499
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,045
- Like two.
500
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:39,291
- Shannon, how about five?
501
00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:41,656
- Okay, yeah.
502
00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:42,591
- Great.
- Yeah, put me down for five.
503
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,120
- Nice.
- Nice.
504
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,794
And how about Brendan,
Mr. GameCube expert?
505
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:51,963
How many previously enjoyed
games do you think you can sell?
506
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,635
- I am also gonna sell five.
507
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:54,834
- Great.
508
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,440
And Lawrence.
509
00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,002
Now, did everyone get a
chance to meet Lawrence?
510
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,444
Lawrence will be
on the floor today
511
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,445
working his very first
active seller shift.
512
00:19:01,447 --> 00:19:02,215
(Lawrence gulps.)
513
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:08,947
So how many advanced
copies of "Shrek" on DVD
514
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,422
do you think you can sell?
515
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,226
- Isn't "Shrek"
already out on DVD?
516
00:19:13,228 --> 00:19:14,821
- Yeah, but this is like,
517
00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:17,824
it's a new special
edition with yeah,
518
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,331
it's wide screen
519
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,497
and then there's
like special footage
520
00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,367
of how they animated the donkey.
521
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,995
- ("Shrek" impression) Donkey.
522
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,535
- That's awesome.
- Thank you.
523
00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:27,405
- Then probably like zero?
524
00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:31,211
- No, I can put you down
for like three "Shreks."
525
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,774
I can do that.
526
00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,644
All right.
527
00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:38,174
Nice, so we're gonna have
a really awesome day, team.
528
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,714
- Okay, I'm sorry, Alana,
529
00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:41,980
can I just say one thing
like, really quickly?
530
00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:45,522
I understand that I'm new
here, but I really hate lying.
531
00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:47,216
There is no way
I'm gonna be able
532
00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:49,086
to sell three copies
of "Shrek" tonight.
533
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,857
Like, I could maybe
see myself doing that
534
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,562
with a film that I cared about.
535
00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:54,960
"Adaptation," "Bowling
for Columbine."
536
00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:57,402
I'm very comfortable promoting
the works of Michael Moore,
537
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,800
but I thought I got hired here
to talk about real cinema,
538
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,539
which "Shrek" is not.
539
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,574
So can I just do that?
540
00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:08,776
And also that sash, is
that gonna be mandatory?
541
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,382
I refuse to wear the sash.
542
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,516
I have to put my foot
down on that as well.
543
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:17,048
(Lawrence sighing)
544
00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:21,624
God.
545
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,054
Hey.
- Hey.
546
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,990
- You finding everything okay?
547
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,827
- Yeah. Thanks, babe.
548
00:20:27,764 --> 00:20:29,258
- What's that?
549
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,403
"Legally Blonde,"
this is a great movie.
550
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:32,701
My mom really likes the scene
551
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:35,935
with the bend and snap.
(snapping)
552
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,174
- I told you,
553
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,242
it's the guy in the TV show
554
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:50,785
and the woman with the
hair who married that man.
555
00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:52,281
- Yes!
556
00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:53,854
You're describing "The
Whole Nine Yards."
557
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:57,022
- It is not "The
Whole Nine Yards!"
558
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,892
- No,
559
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,223
we rented out our last copy of
"Blue Crush" this afternoon.
560
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,224
- Could you help me?
561
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,127
- Thanks, bye.
562
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,130
- A little boy was helping
me, but he's disappeared.
563
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,703
- Okay.
564
00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:09,540
Well, do you remember
what he looked like?
565
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,102
- Jewish.
566
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,609
- Sorry, he was Jewish?
567
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:16,140
- You know, thick
dark hair, brown eyes,
568
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,913
shorter than a man,
like Danny DeVito.
569
00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:21,684
A little Jew boy.
570
00:21:21,686 --> 00:21:22,553
No, hold on.
571
00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:24,390
TV Jewish.
572
00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:28,922
A little boy who could
play a Jew on television.
573
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:33,366
(Main "I Like Movies" theme)
574
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,435
- [Matt] Come on, man.
575
00:21:36,437 --> 00:21:37,161
We're gonna miss the movie.
576
00:21:41,442 --> 00:21:43,299
What are we going to see again?
577
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,806
- [Lawrence] P-T-A!
578
00:21:44,808 --> 00:21:45,807
- [Employee] And
"The Santa Claus 2"
579
00:21:45,809 --> 00:21:47,303
will be in theater 12.
580
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,711
- Two tickets to Paul
Thomas Anderson's
581
00:21:48,713 --> 00:21:50,383
"Punch Drunk Love" please.
582
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,341
- Okay.
583
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,342
Are you paying in cash or?
584
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:54,178
- Yeah, cash.
585
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,421
- Oh no, Matt.
586
00:21:55,423 --> 00:21:57,214
I got this.
587
00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,821
- You never have money.
588
00:21:59,823 --> 00:22:01,427
- Yeah.
589
00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:02,824
Well, you know, I'm just
happy you came with me.
590
00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,023
- Yeah, I love Adam Sandler.
591
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,629
- Well, I mean,
592
00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,125
this isn't gonna be your
typical Sandler affair.
593
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,665
It's a Paul Thomas
Anderson film,
594
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,359
so it's gonna be a bit
challenging for you.
595
00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:12,031
- I think I can fucking get it.
596
00:22:14,673 --> 00:22:16,101
- Thank you.
- Okay.
597
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,366
Enjoy your show.
598
00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:18,334
- I will.
599
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,777
- I just realized when
you're in New York,
600
00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:24,010
you can see SNL
like, every weekend.
601
00:22:24,012 --> 00:22:25,715
- I think the
tickets are based on
602
00:22:25,717 --> 00:22:27,420
like a highly competitive
lottery system,
603
00:22:27,422 --> 00:22:28,685
so yeah.
604
00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:32,590
- Can I go with you?
605
00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:34,790
- I mean, if you can get
tickets, yeah, for sure.
606
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:37,023
- No, like to New York.
607
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,563
We could move there together
608
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,828
'cause I have dual
citizenship, so.
609
00:22:41,469 --> 00:22:43,964
- Hey, do you guys do little
shots of espresso here?
610
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,099
Okay.
611
00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:49,541
Then I will get a
root beer, medium.
612
00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:51,037
Matt, do you want anything?
613
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:54,579
- Yeah, just a popcorn
and a Coke please.
614
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,681
- Okay, so yeah, two drinks
and two popcorns please.
615
00:22:57,683 --> 00:22:59,144
So I just wanted to talk to you
616
00:22:59,146 --> 00:23:01,377
about Reject's
Night this weekend.
617
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:04,050
I think there might be
a potential conflict.
618
00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:06,052
- What's the conflict,
that you're gay?
619
00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:08,890
- No, it's that I got
a job at Sequels, man!
620
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:10,694
It's the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
621
00:23:10,696 --> 00:23:12,729
I get 10 free movie
rentals a week,
622
00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:15,391
15% off all Coca-Cola
branded products.
623
00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:16,359
Oh, and look,
624
00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:21,507
they let me (Italian mob voice)
take any of the Twizzlers
625
00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:24,004
that are past their
expiration date.
626
00:23:24,006 --> 00:23:25,841
Keep that between
you and me, okay?
627
00:23:26,712 --> 00:23:28,547
But it also means
628
00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:30,439
that I'm not gonna be
able to watch SNL anymore
629
00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:31,913
because Sequels closes at
midnight on Saturdays, so.
630
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,245
- What, so I'm supposed
to watch it by myself
631
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,620
like a fucking loser?
632
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,116
- Sorry, man.
633
00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:38,953
I gotta be proactive
about my future.
634
00:23:38,955 --> 00:23:40,185
NYU costs $90,000
635
00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:42,220
and it's not like my parents
636
00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:43,925
are gonna buy everything for me.
637
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,831
- [Audience Member]
Take off your hat.
638
00:23:58,238 --> 00:24:01,514
(Movie preview music)
639
00:24:10,591 --> 00:24:12,987
- "Punch Drunk Love"
is seriously like
the greatest movie
640
00:24:12,989 --> 00:24:14,725
I've ever seen in my life.
641
00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:16,595
- Why did Adam Sandler
need all that pudding --
642
00:24:16,597 --> 00:24:19,796
- Because it's the greatest
love story of our time, Matt!
643
00:24:19,798 --> 00:24:20,962
Oh my god,
644
00:24:20,964 --> 00:24:22,799
the scene where they kiss
645
00:24:22,801 --> 00:24:24,603
and the cameras do
that whooshing thing.
646
00:24:24,605 --> 00:24:27,606
And then you see their
shadows and it's like, ugh!
647
00:24:27,608 --> 00:24:29,608
And then all this stuff
with the Mattress Man.
648
00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,467
(Matt turns up
"Tinfoil" by Limblifter)
649
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,943
♪ Turmoil in tinfoil ♪
650
00:24:34,945 --> 00:24:35,878
Okay.
651
00:24:38,245 --> 00:24:41,279
♪ Come on, come on ♪
652
00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:47,989
I thought we were
going to your house?
653
00:24:47,991 --> 00:24:49,122
Is that Lauren P.?!
654
00:24:49,124 --> 00:24:50,057
- Get down.
655
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,160
- What movie is she watching?
656
00:24:54,162 --> 00:24:59,033
- Lauren P. is so
good at editing.
657
00:24:59,035 --> 00:25:00,001
- So?
658
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:05,710
- Well, I was thinking
maybe she could help us
659
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:09,076
with like, the Year
End Video, you know?
660
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,881
- Matt, are you like
in love with Lauren P.?
661
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,443
- Shut the fuck up!
662
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,621
(horn blaring)
Hey!
663
00:25:15,623 --> 00:25:17,150
Fuck!
(horn blaring)
664
00:25:17,152 --> 00:25:19,625
Shit, fuck!
665
00:25:19,627 --> 00:25:24,729
(dog barking)
(horn blaring)
666
00:25:25,699 --> 00:25:29,492
Lawrence, are you asleep?
667
00:25:30,869 --> 00:25:33,067
- [Lawrence] (yawning) Almost.
668
00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:38,809
- I was wondering
what you thought
669
00:25:38,811 --> 00:25:40,437
about me coming to New York.
670
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:44,309
- I thought you were going
to Aldershot next year.
671
00:25:44,311 --> 00:25:46,751
Aren't your parents making you?
672
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,016
- Yeah, but I have
dual citizenship,
673
00:25:48,018 --> 00:25:49,545
so it's like, it's whatever.
674
00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:58,697
- Can I tell you something
like really honest
675
00:25:58,699 --> 00:26:01,557
and you have to promise you're
not gonna get mad at me?
676
00:26:02,593 --> 00:26:04,098
- Yeah.
677
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:09,004
- Well, it's just like
after high school,
678
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,941
I see myself having a
really different life
679
00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:16,209
with new friends who
share in my interests.
680
00:26:16,211 --> 00:26:18,574
- I just spent the whole day
with your fucking interests.
681
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:21,148
- Yeah, you totally
did and that's great.
682
00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:25,625
I just,
683
00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:32,159
I think you might be
like a placeholder.
684
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,393
- What the fuck
is a placeholder?
685
00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:36,636
- You know, like a friend
that you have in high school
686
00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:42,004
before you go to university and
make like your real friends.
687
00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:45,810
Like, I don't really
think it's a bad thing.
688
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,339
If we're being honest,
689
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:49,044
I'm probably your
placeholder too.
690
00:26:51,081 --> 00:26:53,114
It's just, I don't know.
691
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,580
When I move to New York, I
see myself becoming like,
692
00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:00,792
like a completely
different person.
693
00:27:00,794 --> 00:27:01,617
- So you're just not gonna
want to be my friend?
694
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:02,794
- No, no.
695
00:27:02,796 --> 00:27:04,323
No, in high school, it's fine.
696
00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:07,029
I just think that
like, you know,
697
00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:08,591
you should figure
out your own future
698
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:12,628
before you decide to
copy mine or whatever.
699
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,773
(Matt sighing)
700
00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,940
See, this is why I didn't
even wanna say anything.
701
00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:18,469
I knew you'd be mad.
702
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:24,783
Are you mad?
703
00:27:24,785 --> 00:27:26,048
- It's whatever, it's fine.
704
00:27:35,092 --> 00:27:36,025
- [Shannon] Pizza!
705
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:40,491
♪ I love doing inventory ♪
706
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,626
♪ You guys are my best friends ♪
707
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:47,597
♪ And I got dipping
sauce for your pizza ♪
708
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,105
♪ Ah, ah ♪
709
00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:51,810
That's it.
- Wow, okay.
710
00:27:51,812 --> 00:27:54,780
I was waiting for
inventory Alana to show up.
711
00:27:54,782 --> 00:27:56,639
She's here.
- Here she is.
712
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,344
What territory do you want?
713
00:27:58,346 --> 00:27:59,884
- New releases!
- New release wall. Okay.
714
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,644
- Damn it.
715
00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:05,186
Okay, I will do old favorites
from family to drama.
716
00:28:05,188 --> 00:28:06,715
- Okay.
717
00:28:06,717 --> 00:28:08,552
I'll take old favorites
from action to comedy
718
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,687
and we can all split games,
previously enjoyed, and retail.
719
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,029
And Lawrence.
720
00:28:14,868 --> 00:28:15,768
Come here.
721
00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:20,036
Lawrence, you're gonna
get the very best job.
722
00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,698
You are gonna
watch this computer
723
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:26,042
and make sure we scan everything
properly in the store.
724
00:28:26,044 --> 00:28:29,210
And if we can scan
everything in by 2:00 a.m.,
725
00:28:29,212 --> 00:28:32,345
we get to go to fucking bed.
726
00:28:32,347 --> 00:28:33,280
- Yay.
727
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,349
- Let's do it.
- Yes.
728
00:28:39,354 --> 00:28:40,991
- Hey Lawrence, how's it going?
729
00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:43,356
- It's good, it's going good.
730
00:28:44,326 --> 00:28:45,721
- We're rocking it, guys.
731
00:28:50,035 --> 00:28:52,299
(blowing)
732
00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:54,873
- Yeah, cool.
733
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,940
How 'bout that?
734
00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:03,948
(wondrous soft music)
(machinery beeping)
735
00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:16,488
- Okay, see you in
a few hours, lady.
736
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:17,654
- Okay.
737
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,458
Lawrence, nice working with you.
738
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:21,801
Very awesome scanning.
739
00:29:22,903 --> 00:29:24,067
- (laughing) Thanks, Shannon.
740
00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:25,563
- Lawrence, you need a ride?
741
00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:27,103
- No, no, my mom's
coming to pick me up.
742
00:29:27,105 --> 00:29:28,434
I just gotta call
her when I'm ready.
743
00:29:28,436 --> 00:29:29,402
- What?
744
00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:30,909
It's 2:00 a.m.
745
00:29:30,911 --> 00:29:32,438
Your mom's still
waiting up for you?
746
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,604
- Yo, if I called
my mom at 2:00 a.m.,
747
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,440
she would beat my ass, man.
748
00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:35,639
What? She would.
749
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:36,915
I would be hospitalized.
750
00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:38,081
- No, no, no.
751
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,247
She likes driving me around.
752
00:29:39,249 --> 00:29:41,920
It makes her feel like, useful.
753
00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:43,119
- Okay, I'll drive him home.
754
00:29:43,121 --> 00:29:44,384
Where do you live, Lawrence?
755
00:29:44,386 --> 00:29:46,419
- Really, she doesn't mind.
756
00:29:46,421 --> 00:29:48,960
- Yo, stop being an
asshole to your mom, man.
757
00:29:48,962 --> 00:29:51,127
Just learn to drive.
758
00:29:51,129 --> 00:29:52,964
And I say that with love.
759
00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:53,965
- Let's go.
- Bye, team.
760
00:29:53,967 --> 00:29:55,263
- Bye.
761
00:29:55,265 --> 00:29:56,759
- Am I going with you?
- Yeah.
762
00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,332
- Oh.
- Yeah, we're having sex.
763
00:29:58,334 --> 00:29:59,905
- Okay, Lawrence,
go get your coat.
764
00:29:59,907 --> 00:30:01,137
We have two minutes
once I set the alarm.
765
00:30:02,437 --> 00:30:03,975
- Don't I get my 10
free rentals a week now?
766
00:30:03,977 --> 00:30:04,976
My trial period's over?
767
00:30:04,978 --> 00:30:06,010
- Now?
768
00:30:08,476 --> 00:30:10,542
(Alana sighing)
769
00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:11,741
Okay, but fast.
770
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,050
You be so fast, Lawrence!
771
00:30:14,988 --> 00:30:17,747
(Alana sighing)
772
00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:21,454
Fuck.
773
00:30:27,968 --> 00:30:29,528
- All right.
774
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:30,496
Bam.
775
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:34,907
- All right.
776
00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:37,833
I can't let you rent these.
777
00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:40,836
You have a $45 late
fee on your account.
778
00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,180
- That doesn't make any sense.
779
00:30:44,182 --> 00:30:46,083
- Well, you never
returned "Wild Things"
780
00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:49,680
and it says you've had it
for the last three weeks.
781
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,254
- Well--
782
00:30:52,256 --> 00:30:53,849
- That is the movie
where Denise Richards
783
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:54,960
and Neve Campbell mash
their boobies together
784
00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:55,961
in a pool, right?
785
00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,963
- Well, I don't know
786
00:30:57,965 --> 00:30:59,360
because my friend
Matt Macarchuck rented
it on my account,
787
00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:01,263
but he said he
returned it weeks ago.
788
00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:03,727
- With the fakest fake name
I have literally ever heard.
789
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,630
- Look, first thing,
790
00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:07,896
I'm gonna take "Wild Things"
out of his VHS player,
791
00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:09,073
rewind the whole tape,
792
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:10,371
and then burn his house down
793
00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:11,867
because that's how much I care
794
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,802
about the Sequels late
fee policy, Alana.
795
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:13,869
I swear to God.
796
00:31:16,313 --> 00:31:17,675
- Yeah, we don't live
far away from each other.
797
00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:20,282
I'm at Tansley Woods.
798
00:31:20,284 --> 00:31:22,185
It's a really nice condo.
799
00:31:22,187 --> 00:31:27,058
I bought it myself last year
and I just got a new oven.
800
00:31:27,918 --> 00:31:29,885
- Oh, yeah, that's cool.
801
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,558
Is it like gas range or...
802
00:31:34,925 --> 00:31:36,100
- It's only 2:15.
803
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,970
Are you sure you don't want me
804
00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:39,136
to drop you off at like, a
friend's house or something?
805
00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:41,534
- I think I wanna go home
806
00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:42,568
and watch "The
Manchurian Candidate."
807
00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:43,503
- Really?
808
00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:46,935
I think you should
go to a party.
809
00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:48,574
- No, no.
810
00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:49,740
I like movies.
811
00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:54,283
- Right.
812
00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:01,389
Well, congratulations.
813
00:32:01,391 --> 00:32:04,095
You just survived
your first inventory.
814
00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:09,628
(soft contemplative music)
815
00:32:12,237 --> 00:32:13,500
- Okay.
816
00:32:13,502 --> 00:32:14,468
See ya.
817
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,638
- Hello!
818
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,905
Yeah, I think you forgot to
thank me for driving you home
819
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:26,018
and also for being just the
greatest boss you have ever had.
820
00:32:28,121 --> 00:32:30,154
- Yeah, okay, bye.
821
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,123
Thank you.
822
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:47,963
(faint movie chatter)
(soft contemplative music)
823
00:33:02,122 --> 00:33:03,220
- [Actor] Spartacus!
824
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:10,887
(Lawrence masturbating)
825
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:13,626
(screaming)
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
826
00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:14,858
- Why are you still up?
827
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,859
- I'm getting a glass of water.
828
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:16,662
Why are you still up?
829
00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,501
- "Spartacus," I'm
watching "Spartacus."
830
00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:21,502
- Don't watch "Spartacus!"
831
00:33:21,504 --> 00:33:22,503
Go to sleep.
832
00:33:22,505 --> 00:33:23,372
It's a school night.
833
00:33:23,374 --> 00:33:25,033
- Okay.
834
00:33:25,035 --> 00:33:26,001
Goodnight.
835
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:29,840
I love you.
836
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,380
Goodnight.
837
00:33:31,382 --> 00:33:32,348
- Love you.
838
00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:34,647
Jesus.
839
00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:42,127
Okay, I'll pick you up at 4.
840
00:33:42,129 --> 00:33:43,062
- Okay.
841
00:33:58,343 --> 00:33:59,903
- [Sequels commercial]
It's almost Valentine's Day
842
00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:01,410
and love is in the air.
843
00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,709
- Hey Alana, are
you busy right now?
844
00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:04,875
- I'm--
845
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:07,185
- Okay, okay, so I was thinking
846
00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:09,352
that we should have
like, a Staff Picks wall.
847
00:34:09,354 --> 00:34:10,518
- Oh.
848
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,651
Yeah, we don't do that here.
849
00:34:11,653 --> 00:34:13,290
- Well, I know, yeah.
850
00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,193
But just imagine.
- Yeah.
851
00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:18,229
- A section of the store that's
all of our favourite movies.
852
00:34:18,231 --> 00:34:20,297
I was thinking I could
interview everyone on the team
853
00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:22,431
and write up little blurbs
to put next to them.
854
00:34:22,433 --> 00:34:25,401
And that it would be like,
really, really, really special.
855
00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,096
Also, I would do everything,
856
00:34:28,098 --> 00:34:29,669
like all the work.
857
00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:31,770
I promise you wouldn't
have to do a thing.
858
00:34:31,772 --> 00:34:33,673
- I mean, they do it
at the Appleby store
859
00:34:33,675 --> 00:34:37,380
and I think their manager said
it increased store revenue.
860
00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:40,845
- So, you're saying yes?
861
00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:42,154
- No.
862
00:34:42,156 --> 00:34:43,254
I'm saying:
863
00:34:46,787 --> 00:34:48,952
let's see how it goes.
864
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,591
- Okay, that works for me.
865
00:34:50,593 --> 00:34:51,955
- Okay.
866
00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:52,956
- Okay.
- Cool, Lawrence.
867
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,926
(Lawrence laughing)
868
00:34:57,237 --> 00:34:58,995
("Ode to Joy")
869
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,634
- So Shannon,
870
00:35:00,636 --> 00:35:02,999
what do you love
about "Dirty Dancing?"
871
00:35:05,773 --> 00:35:10,149
- To begin with, the dancing.
872
00:35:12,285 --> 00:35:14,142
(balloon squeaking)
873
00:35:14,144 --> 00:35:15,979
- Brandon Lee didn't
deserve to die, man.
874
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,289
He gave his life to "The Crow"
and now he lives forever.
875
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,950
- That DVD scares me, man.
876
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,919
It looks evil on the shelf.
877
00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:22,755
- Oh yeah, bro.
878
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:23,756
"The Crow?"
879
00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:24,922
That one got you, bro.
880
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:26,693
- [Shannon] What about dogs?
881
00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:28,431
- Are you just saying movies
that have dogs in them
882
00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:30,092
because that's
not very original.
883
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,599
- What about dog actors?
884
00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:33,634
Like dogs, if they
were played by humans,
885
00:35:33,636 --> 00:35:35,834
they'd win an Oscar every time.
886
00:35:35,836 --> 00:35:36,967
- Oh my god, Shannon.
887
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:38,276
You're a genius.
888
00:35:38,278 --> 00:35:39,640
(bubble popping)
889
00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:41,345
(upbeat music)
890
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,644
- Are you sure you're
the manager? - Okay.
891
00:35:43,646 --> 00:35:44,810
- You're way too
sexy to be a manager.
892
00:35:44,812 --> 00:35:45,646
- I'm the manager.
893
00:35:45,648 --> 00:35:47,483
I'm very sure.
894
00:35:47,485 --> 00:35:48,649
- I need to see some ID
for this regulation hottie.
895
00:35:48,651 --> 00:35:49,650
- Wow, you just had that.
896
00:35:49,652 --> 00:35:50,552
Lawrence, later, okay?
897
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:54,182
(upbeat music)
898
00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,722
- "The Crow" got me
through high school.
899
00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:57,229
It got me through
my parent's divorce.
900
00:35:57,231 --> 00:35:59,264
It got getting cheated
on by my fiance
901
00:35:59,266 --> 00:36:04,368
who is a bitch, by the way.
902
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,701
- Huh.
903
00:36:07,703 --> 00:36:08,834
This is actually,
904
00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:10,869
really great work.
905
00:36:11,641 --> 00:36:14,312
(upbeat music)
906
00:36:14,314 --> 00:36:17,744
(cash register dinging)
907
00:36:22,883 --> 00:36:28,018
(error noise)
(Lawrence sighing)
908
00:36:33,498 --> 00:36:34,431
- Yo.
909
00:36:35,225 --> 00:36:36,400
- Yo, Matt.
910
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,863
You're late.
911
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,634
- Yeah, me and Lauren
went to Wendy's.
912
00:36:39,636 --> 00:36:41,031
- We brought you a frosty.
913
00:36:46,346 --> 00:36:47,972
- I mean, yeah.
914
00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,380
I'll take the Frosty for sure,
915
00:36:49,382 --> 00:36:51,382
but she's gotta go.
916
00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:56,145
- Well, Matt was saying you
guys could use an editor
917
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,982
and I'd love to take a
look at your footage.
918
00:36:57,984 --> 00:37:00,325
Trust me, you do not wanna
edit on this computer.
919
00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:02,360
I've had so many
rendering issues
920
00:37:02,362 --> 00:37:05,759
and my dad bought me Final
Cut Pro for my birthday.
921
00:37:05,761 --> 00:37:08,025
- Well, that's just
terrific, sweetheart,
922
00:37:08,027 --> 00:37:10,027
but the Year End
Video's our thing,
923
00:37:10,029 --> 00:37:12,832
so there's really
no groupies allowed.
924
00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:14,504
- Wow, you're being
really sexist right now.
925
00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,066
- How is that sexist?
926
00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:18,035
- Lawrence, a lot of
great film directors
927
00:37:18,037 --> 00:37:21,940
have worked with female
editors like Dede Allen.
928
00:37:21,942 --> 00:37:25,878
She helped Arthur Penn
make "Bonnie and Clyde."
929
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,915
And Sally Menke.
930
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,521
She edited--
- "Pulp Fiction."
931
00:37:31,523 --> 00:37:33,017
- "Pulp Fiction."
932
00:37:33,019 --> 00:37:36,559
And Thelma Schoon?
- Schoonmaker.
933
00:37:36,561 --> 00:37:39,056
Schoon.
- Smhoonmaker,
934
00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:41,597
she edited--
- "GoodFellas."
935
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:42,928
- "GoodFellas!"
936
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,798
- She edited
"GoodFellas," Lawrence!
937
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,307
- Did you guys go to Wendy's
and prepare a fucking speech?
938
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,507
No, Matt.
939
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,642
Lauren P is not involved.
940
00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,710
Like, you're really gonna
have to make a decision here
941
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,844
whether you wanna make
a movie with me or--
942
00:37:57,846 --> 00:37:59,417
- Okay.
943
00:37:59,419 --> 00:38:00,946
It's very obvious you
don't actually care
944
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:01,947
about the Year End
Video here, so.
945
00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,487
- I care, I care a lot.
946
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,785
I just think we need to
keep shooting footage.
947
00:38:04,787 --> 00:38:06,622
- Okay.
948
00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:08,184
Well, I have the video camera
and Lauren has Final Cut,
949
00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:10,791
so we don't really know
how you can contribute.
950
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,399
- So you're just gonna
kick me off my own film?
951
00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:15,334
- Well.
952
00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:21,032
Hey, Lauren,
953
00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:22,572
did Matt ever tell you about
954
00:38:22,574 --> 00:38:25,476
how he jerks off
like 98 times a day
955
00:38:25,478 --> 00:38:27,335
and he likes to drive
to your house at night
956
00:38:27,337 --> 00:38:30,613
and park outside, so he can
like, you know, stalk you?
957
00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,516
Right?
958
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:36,146
And Matt, "Wild Things" has
a three week late fee on it.
959
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,983
$46, man.
960
00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:40,249
Like, I don't care
961
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,460
that that's your favorite
movie to jerk off to!
962
00:38:42,462 --> 00:38:44,891
My store really
needs it back, okay?!
963
00:38:44,893 --> 00:38:46,024
It's important!
964
00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:55,869
- No!
965
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,137
You don't deserve a Frosty.
966
00:39:04,715 --> 00:39:07,749
(moody rock music)
967
00:39:18,531 --> 00:39:20,663
- So, how long have
you worked here for?
968
00:39:22,799 --> 00:39:23,996
- Four years.
969
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,736
- That's like, a
really long time.
970
00:39:27,738 --> 00:39:28,704
- Yeah.
971
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:31,674
- Well, did you ever
wanna do anything else
972
00:39:31,676 --> 00:39:35,172
like go to university,
have a career?
973
00:39:35,174 --> 00:39:37,449
- I have a career.
974
00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:47,349
Hey, yeah, that's not
how you stock the fridge.
975
00:39:47,351 --> 00:39:48,185
- It's not?
976
00:39:48,187 --> 00:39:50,055
- No.
977
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,958
See, you're putting all of
the new pop in the front
978
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,861
so that if a customer grabs
one thinking that it's cold,
979
00:39:53,863 --> 00:39:56,897
they're just gonna end up with
like, a lukewarm beverage.
980
00:39:59,198 --> 00:40:03,508
So take everything
out and start over.
981
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:04,443
- Okay.
982
00:40:11,848 --> 00:40:14,849
- Yeah, like, I went
to Guelph for awhile.
983
00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:16,279
- Oh, that's cool, yeah.
984
00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,819
I'm graduating this year,
985
00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:20,492
but I don't think I
want to go to Guelph.
986
00:40:20,494 --> 00:40:22,087
- Well, where else
did you apply?
987
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:22,923
- [Lawrence] Nowhere.
988
00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:23,891
Just NYU.
989
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,225
- Lawrence, do me a favor
990
00:40:28,227 --> 00:40:31,294
and apply to least one
Canadian university please?
991
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,197
Just like, you
know, as a backup.
992
00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:34,000
- Why?
993
00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:35,540
I don't need to.
994
00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,102
- Because NYU is
kind of a long shot
995
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,433
and you don't want to
996
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:39,973
end up going to no universities.
997
00:40:39,975 --> 00:40:41,810
You're gonna be -
998
00:40:41,812 --> 00:40:44,945
Oh my god, what the fuck?!
999
00:40:44,947 --> 00:40:46,947
Someone threw a Gordita.
1000
00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:48,553
- [Lawrence] Oh, weird.
1001
00:40:48,555 --> 00:40:50,918
Well, what's the best
film school in Canada?
1002
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,919
- What? I don't know.
1003
00:40:51,921 --> 00:40:53,283
Like, Ryerson?
1004
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,757
The gay and lesbian section.
1005
00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:55,923
This is like a
fucking hate crime!
1006
00:40:55,925 --> 00:40:57,760
- Do they shoot on 16-mm?
1007
00:40:57,762 --> 00:40:59,630
'Cause I really need to
know how to shoot on 16-mm.
1008
00:40:59,632 --> 00:41:01,489
- There's all crushed up
ground beef in the carpet.
1009
00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:03,029
- What did you major in?
- It's fucking disgusting.
1010
00:41:03,031 --> 00:41:04,602
Shit, we're gonna
get ants again.
1011
00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:05,427
- Alana, what did
you take at Guelph?
1012
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,396
- Oh, fuck.
1013
00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:08,496
Theatre.
1014
00:41:08,498 --> 00:41:09,607
- Really?
1015
00:41:09,609 --> 00:41:10,773
What did you want to be,
1016
00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:13,039
a director, actor, playwright?
1017
00:41:13,811 --> 00:41:14,777
- An actor.
1018
00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:16,581
- [Lawrence] Cool.
1019
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,045
- Yeah,
1020
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:23,951
but then like, my
roommate committed suicide
1021
00:41:23,953 --> 00:41:25,755
in my first year.
1022
00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:27,218
So then obviously, I
didn't go back after that.
1023
00:41:32,995 --> 00:41:34,797
Hey, it's okay.
1024
00:41:34,799 --> 00:41:36,491
Look, I'm okay now.
1025
00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:43,575
Can you please make your
face into another face?
1026
00:41:47,207 --> 00:41:48,646
Okay.
1027
00:41:48,648 --> 00:41:50,505
Okay, just watch the counter.
1028
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:51,682
All right?
1029
00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:53,376
I'm gonna get the steam cleaner.
1030
00:41:54,511 --> 00:41:55,917
Fucking bastards.
1031
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,515
Fuck.
1032
00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:04,090
("I Like Movies" main theme)
1033
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:14,430
- Yes.
1034
00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,004
Yes.
1035
00:42:17,006 --> 00:42:17,939
Yes.
1036
00:42:18,843 --> 00:42:19,776
No.
1037
00:42:21,681 --> 00:42:23,813
- Ooh, my little baby!
1038
00:42:23,815 --> 00:42:24,748
Oh she's so little.
1039
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,015
What are the books
doing on the floor?
1040
00:42:28,017 --> 00:42:29,511
- I'm trying to decide
what to bring to New York.
1041
00:42:29,513 --> 00:42:31,183
I'm just trying to
pack light, you know?
1042
00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:32,184
The essentials.
1043
00:42:32,186 --> 00:42:33,185
- Come help me please.
1044
00:42:37,796 --> 00:42:40,159
Derek was a really disgusting
prick this morning, okay?
1045
00:42:40,161 --> 00:42:41,589
Can I tell you what he said?
1046
00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:43,195
- No, I don't--
1047
00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:44,933
- As I walked into
the office, okay.
1048
00:42:44,935 --> 00:42:48,398
Hey Terri, did you
get breast implants?
1049
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,202
So I say, "You know what?
1050
00:42:50,204 --> 00:42:51,775
I don't think that's
an appropriate thing
1051
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,744
to say to your office
manager there, Derek."
1052
00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:54,569
- Yeah, that's gross.
1053
00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:55,570
That sucks.
1054
00:42:56,881 --> 00:42:59,409
Um, so Alana was telling
me I need a backup.
1055
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,851
She says I need to apply to
at least one Canadian school
1056
00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,919
in case I don't get into NYU.
1057
00:43:05,285 --> 00:43:07,956
So I was talking to the
guidance counselor today
1058
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,485
and they were telling me that I,
1059
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:11,729
that the deadline is
yeah, well, today,
1060
00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:12,862
and I just really need--
1061
00:43:12,864 --> 00:43:13,929
- Okay, so.
1062
00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:16,294
Go back. Who's Alana?
1063
00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:17,900
- Mom, you're not
even listening!
1064
00:43:17,902 --> 00:43:20,771
That's my manager at Sequels.
1065
00:43:20,773 --> 00:43:22,300
Okay.
1066
00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,972
So I need to apply on
this stupid website
1067
00:43:23,974 --> 00:43:25,468
called OUAC by midnight.
1068
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,437
And I was just
wondering what school
1069
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:28,779
you thought I should apply to
1070
00:43:28,781 --> 00:43:30,077
'cause I kind of need to decide
1071
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,750
in like the next three hours.
1072
00:43:32,752 --> 00:43:34,279
- Okay.
1073
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:35,544
What's the easiest
school to get into?
1074
00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:36,721
- Mom --
1075
00:43:36,723 --> 00:43:38,756
- Sorry, I said something wrong.
1076
00:43:38,758 --> 00:43:39,691
Imagine that.
1077
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,584
What about Carleton?
1078
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:44,586
Your dad went there.
1079
00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:48,964
- I mean,
1080
00:43:50,165 --> 00:43:52,869
like yeah, yeah, I mean.
1081
00:43:54,334 --> 00:43:55,630
Is that a good school?
1082
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,975
Was dad like, happy there?
1083
00:44:01,913 --> 00:44:03,440
- Yeah, I think he loved it.
1084
00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:08,115
- Well, yours
changes every week.
1085
00:44:08,117 --> 00:44:10,150
Last week, you said it
was "Eyes Wide Shut,"
1086
00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:12,482
which is really gross and weird.
1087
00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:14,825
- Well, that's just
because Stanley Kubrick's
1088
00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,024
my favorite director right now.
1089
00:44:16,026 --> 00:44:17,960
But please, just tell me.
1090
00:44:17,962 --> 00:44:20,127
- No, I'm not obsessed with
movies the same way you are.
1091
00:44:20,129 --> 00:44:22,800
And I actually, I might
even hate them now.
1092
00:44:25,101 --> 00:44:26,463
I used to work in the industry.
1093
00:44:26,465 --> 00:44:27,365
- Really?
- Mm.
1094
00:44:27,367 --> 00:44:28,531
- As what?
1095
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:30,874
- Look me up on IMDB sometime.
1096
00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:34,977
Okay, okay.
1097
00:44:34,979 --> 00:44:36,748
I will give you a hint.
1098
00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:45,889
Red rum, red rum,
red rum, red rum.
1099
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:48,727
- Oh my god, Alana, are you
saying it's "The Shining?"
1100
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,422
- No.
1101
00:44:51,424 --> 00:44:52,863
I just knew that would give
you like, a huge boner.
1102
00:44:56,660 --> 00:45:01,773
(bell ringing)
(students chattering)
1103
00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:12,410
(locker slamming)
1104
00:45:13,743 --> 00:45:17,712
(lock clattering)
- Come on, okay.
1105
00:45:21,993 --> 00:45:24,224
- [Student] Yeah,
yeah, let's go.
1106
00:45:24,226 --> 00:45:26,523
- Yeah, that's great.
1107
00:45:26,525 --> 00:45:28,690
Maybe stay a little
bit more to this side
1108
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:30,934
and then the light will get
your faces a little bit more.
1109
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,167
Yeah, nice.
1110
00:45:33,169 --> 00:45:34,102
Yeah.
1111
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:36,907
What do you think?
1112
00:45:36,909 --> 00:45:38,876
- [Matt] I think it
looks really good, yeah.
1113
00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,405
- I don't know.
1114
00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:41,571
I just hope you guys
aren't overexposed
1115
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,770
and I don't know, it just -
1116
00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:43,881
- [Brendan] It's payday.
1117
00:45:43,883 --> 00:45:46,081
- Oh.
- Yeah, okay.
1118
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,049
All right.
1119
00:45:54,553 --> 00:45:56,861
- Hey, Brendan?
- Yeah, bro?
1120
00:45:56,863 --> 00:45:58,588
- Can you come here?
1121
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,128
I think there's like, something
wrong with my paycheck.
1122
00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:01,426
- Something wrong
with your paycheck?
1123
00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,361
Let me see.
1124
00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:07,839
That looks okay to me.
1125
00:46:09,238 --> 00:46:12,173
- But I need to save up
$90,000 US by September.
1126
00:46:13,143 --> 00:46:14,307
- Okay.
1127
00:46:14,309 --> 00:46:15,473
- If I'm working all the time,
1128
00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,046
why don't I have any money?
1129
00:46:17,048 --> 00:46:18,344
- Okay, so Sequels
takes money out
1130
00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:19,950
for your like, RSP funds,
1131
00:46:19,952 --> 00:46:21,809
and your employment
benefits, and stuff.
1132
00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:23,646
- Okay, I don't want all that.
1133
00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,318
I want to save all my
money so I can go to NYU.
1134
00:46:26,255 --> 00:46:27,650
- I'm sorry.
1135
00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:29,256
Have you never had a job before?
1136
00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:31,720
- [Lauren] Okay, no, no,
no, let's try to get it.
1137
00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:33,425
Let's try together, yeah.
1138
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,790
(giggling)
1139
00:46:36,903 --> 00:46:38,265
(bell ringing)
1140
00:46:38,267 --> 00:46:39,266
- Okay, have a great day.
1141
00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,037
And don't forget,
1142
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:43,039
your Marshall McLuhan book
reports are due next Wednesday.
1143
00:46:44,405 --> 00:46:47,505
The medium is the
homework! (laughing)
1144
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,378
Hey, Matt, Lawrence,
can we chat?
1145
00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:02,619
So, you promised me
a cut in February.
1146
00:47:02,621 --> 00:47:04,423
It's now March.
1147
00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,227
So what is happening
with that Year End Video?
1148
00:47:06,229 --> 00:47:09,329
- Oh yes, yeah,
we're nearly there.
1149
00:47:09,331 --> 00:47:10,660
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1150
00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:11,661
- Okay.
1151
00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,168
Matt, is this true?
1152
00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:15,005
- I don't know.
1153
00:47:15,007 --> 00:47:16,633
I haven't really been working
with Lawrence at all, so.
1154
00:47:16,635 --> 00:47:18,503
- Well, I think it was just more
1155
00:47:18,505 --> 00:47:19,944
we were having some
creative differences--
1156
00:47:19,946 --> 00:47:21,440
- Okay, is there anything
1157
00:47:21,442 --> 00:47:24,311
that I can show to
the principal at all?
1158
00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:25,576
- Me and Lauren P.
can show you a cut
1159
00:47:25,578 --> 00:47:27,677
of the Year End Video on Monday.
1160
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,118
We're working together now, so.
1161
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,713
- Wait, Lauren's involved?
1162
00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,549
- Yeah.
1163
00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:33,452
- That's great!
1164
00:47:33,454 --> 00:47:34,882
Hey, did you hear she got
into film school at Ryerson?
1165
00:47:34,884 --> 00:47:36,422
- Yeah, I know.
1166
00:47:36,424 --> 00:47:37,555
She's really good
at like, film stuff.
1167
00:47:37,557 --> 00:47:38,820
She's really cool.
1168
00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:40,393
- Mr. Olenick,
1169
00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:41,966
I don't think it's
fair for Lauren P.
1170
00:47:41,968 --> 00:47:43,495
to get credit on
the Year End Video
1171
00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:45,299
when I never asked
her to be involved.
1172
00:47:45,301 --> 00:47:47,301
- Well, don't women need
opportunities to get involved?
1173
00:47:47,303 --> 00:47:49,699
- [Lawrence] Yeah,
but she's a poser.
1174
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:54,605
- Okay.
1175
00:47:54,607 --> 00:47:57,575
Matt, I am really
looking forward
1176
00:47:57,577 --> 00:47:59,115
to what you and Lauren create.
1177
00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:00,281
Go for it.
1178
00:48:00,283 --> 00:48:01,282
- Thank you, Mr. Olenick.
1179
00:48:04,056 --> 00:48:08,091
- Hey Lawrence, are you okay?
1180
00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:09,961
- If you're not going in,
1181
00:48:09,963 --> 00:48:10,995
you have to call Sequels and
you have to let them know.
1182
00:48:10,997 --> 00:48:11,820
Come on.
1183
00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:12,821
- I know that.
1184
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,999
Obviously, I have to go.
1185
00:48:15,001 --> 00:48:15,791
I have to go.
1186
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:16,660
I just.
1187
00:48:16,662 --> 00:48:18,233
- Lawrence.
1188
00:48:18,235 --> 00:48:19,762
- Just let me rest for
like, 10 more minutes.
1189
00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,501
- Oh my god.
1190
00:48:22,503 --> 00:48:23,436
Wow.
1191
00:48:24,274 --> 00:48:25,240
Lawrence.
1192
00:48:26,573 --> 00:48:31,279
You are 40 minutes late.
- We had car trouble.
1193
00:48:31,281 --> 00:48:32,841
- You'll have to get changed.
1194
00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,381
- Yeah, I'll just
be like one second.
1195
00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:35,382
- Like, Lawrence, like
you're really late.
1196
00:48:35,384 --> 00:48:37,648
Like, please hurry up.
1197
00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:43,324
(Lawrence panting)
1198
00:48:52,368 --> 00:48:53,367
- Oh, fuck.
1199
00:48:56,075 --> 00:49:01,144
(Lawrence panting)
(dissonant ambient music)
1200
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,057
Ah, fuck.
1201
00:49:13,059 --> 00:49:17,622
(slapping)
(Lawrence sobbing)
1202
00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:22,099
(knocking on door)
1203
00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:23,925
- [Terri] Hey, are you okay?
1204
00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:25,201
Open the door.
1205
00:49:26,105 --> 00:49:27,038
Lawrence.
1206
00:49:30,934 --> 00:49:33,506
- Great, so "Jumanji"
is due Thursday at noon.
1207
00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:34,771
- Hey, Alana, I think
we have a problem.
1208
00:49:34,773 --> 00:49:36,278
Can I talk to you?
1209
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,181
- Is Lawrence still
getting changed?
1210
00:49:38,183 --> 00:49:39,182
- Actually, he just locked
himself in the back room.
1211
00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:40,744
I'm not really sure why.
1212
00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:41,910
- I'll take the next
customer in line.
1213
00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,483
- Look, I know that you can tell
1214
00:49:43,485 --> 00:49:45,287
that Lawrence is not
like a regular kid.
1215
00:49:45,289 --> 00:49:46,453
- [Alana] I can't
do this right now.
1216
00:49:46,455 --> 00:49:48,257
- I mean, you know, I love him.
1217
00:49:48,259 --> 00:49:49,654
It's just that he has
serious emotional problems.
1218
00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:50,919
- I can't.
1219
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,459
- Look, I'm sure
that he told you
1220
00:49:52,461 --> 00:49:53,625
that his father
committed suicide
1221
00:49:53,627 --> 00:49:55,165
about four years ago, right?
1222
00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:56,166
He used to use it as an
excuse for everything
1223
00:49:56,168 --> 00:49:58,102
like to get out of gym
1224
00:49:58,104 --> 00:49:59,565
or if he didn't like what
TV show you were watching.
1225
00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:01,435
- Sorry.
1226
00:50:01,437 --> 00:50:02,832
- But I need to get into
the back room and I'm sorry.
1227
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,306
I'm sorry.
- No, that's okay.
1228
00:50:04,308 --> 00:50:05,142
- I know that
you're really busy.
1229
00:50:05,144 --> 00:50:06,176
- You know what?
1230
00:50:06,178 --> 00:50:07,342
I'm really sorry.
1231
00:50:07,344 --> 00:50:08,508
Like, I didn't know all that,
1232
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:10,180
but I'm down two employees
1233
00:50:10,182 --> 00:50:11,874
and I have no one
to help me on cash.
1234
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,381
So I'll go and check on him
1235
00:50:13,383 --> 00:50:15,185
as soon as the line calms down.
1236
00:50:15,187 --> 00:50:16,384
I'll help you over here.
1237
00:50:16,386 --> 00:50:17,550
What is she doing?
1238
00:50:17,552 --> 00:50:19,486
Hey, can you help Alana please?
1239
00:50:19,488 --> 00:50:20,916
- What's going on?
- Nothing, it's--
1240
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,489
- No, it's actually not nothing.
1241
00:50:22,491 --> 00:50:23,193
- Shannon, just go
back to returns.
1242
00:50:23,195 --> 00:50:24,359
- Okay.
1243
00:50:24,361 --> 00:50:25,525
I'm over here if you need me.
1244
00:50:25,527 --> 00:50:27,021
- Is Brendan back from Staples
1245
00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,528
because we're all
out of receipt paper?
1246
00:50:28,530 --> 00:50:29,793
- [Shannon] I think
he just called.
1247
00:50:29,795 --> 00:50:30,827
- I can take someone here.
1248
00:50:30,829 --> 00:50:32,334
"8 Miles?"
1249
00:50:32,336 --> 00:50:33,863
This is about that
guy, that Eminem guy.
1250
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,029
- I'm just gonna get
you checked out here.
1251
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:35,700
- Shannon, what else do I do?
1252
00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:37,207
- Okay.
1253
00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:38,208
First, we're gonna scan
the membership card.
1254
00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:39,033
- Okay, that's it.
1255
00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:40,573
Let's go.
1256
00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:42,179
Shannon, you're in charge.
- Okay.
1257
00:50:42,181 --> 00:50:43,246
- [Terri] Shannon,
you're in charge.
1258
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,544
- Don't do that.
- Okay.
1259
00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:47,217
- Hi.
1260
00:50:47,219 --> 00:50:49,384
- Hey Lawrence?
(knocking on door)
1261
00:50:49,386 --> 00:50:51,419
Your mom says you're upset.
1262
00:50:51,421 --> 00:50:54,048
Can I open the door?
1263
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,083
- [Lawrence] No,
don't come in please.
1264
00:50:56,085 --> 00:50:57,260
- [Terri] Hey, honey?
1265
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:58,855
- [Alana] Okay, so Lawrence,
1266
00:50:58,857 --> 00:51:00,087
you can take the next 30
minutes in there, okay,
1267
00:51:00,089 --> 00:51:01,825
and just like, cool down.
1268
00:51:01,827 --> 00:51:05,334
And then I need you
back on cash at 6.
1269
00:51:05,336 --> 00:51:06,335
Okay.
1270
00:51:06,337 --> 00:51:07,468
And your mom's here.
1271
00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:09,602
If you want to talk to her.
1272
00:51:09,604 --> 00:51:10,603
- [Terri] Hey, honey.
1273
00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:11,439
How are you doing?
1274
00:51:14,246 --> 00:51:19,381
- I can't, I can't, I can't.
1275
00:51:21,187 --> 00:51:23,044
- Okay, what can't you do?
1276
00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,815
- [Lawrence] I can't
like, like breathe!
1277
00:51:24,817 --> 00:51:26,718
- Okay, I need you to breathe.
1278
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,653
Okay, so.
1279
00:51:31,263 --> 00:51:33,164
- [Lawrence] Lauren P.
already got into Ryerson.
1280
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,057
I'm not gonna get into
any schools at all!
1281
00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:37,597
- Okay. (shushing)
1282
00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:39,731
Okay, we're not thinking
about that right now.
1283
00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:41,370
You just need to
calm down, okay?
1284
00:51:41,372 --> 00:51:44,406
So, okay, I want you
to close your eyes
1285
00:51:45,706 --> 00:51:48,410
and just imagine,
just imagine an ocean.
1286
00:51:48,412 --> 00:51:53,481
Imagine the ocean
in "Cast Away."
1287
00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,077
Okay?
1288
00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:57,848
You still like
that movie, right?
1289
00:51:57,850 --> 00:51:59,289
- It's, it's--
1290
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,225
- [Terri] Remember to breathe.
1291
00:52:01,227 --> 00:52:02,754
Okay?
1292
00:52:02,756 --> 00:52:04,085
And you tell Wilson
what the water's like.
1293
00:52:08,157 --> 00:52:09,123
- It's warm.
1294
00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:13,435
- [Terri] That's great.
1295
00:52:13,437 --> 00:52:14,370
What else?
1296
00:52:21,478 --> 00:52:22,609
- It's blue.
1297
00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:27,680
- Yep, it's blue.
1298
00:52:31,884 --> 00:52:32,850
- [Alana] Hey.
1299
00:52:36,394 --> 00:52:38,460
- I'm just waiting for my
mom to come pick me up.
1300
00:52:38,462 --> 00:52:39,395
- Okay.
1301
00:52:41,465 --> 00:52:43,729
(sighing)
1302
00:52:44,699 --> 00:52:45,995
Are you feeling better?
1303
00:52:47,405 --> 00:52:48,503
- Yeah, yeah.
1304
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,309
I don't know what
happened back there.
1305
00:52:52,311 --> 00:52:55,642
I just like, forgot how
to breathe or something.
1306
00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,249
- [Alana] Oh my god.
1307
00:52:59,351 --> 00:53:00,515
I'm really sorry.
1308
00:53:03,421 --> 00:53:05,047
- It's okay.
1309
00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:06,686
- Did you hear back from NYU?
1310
00:53:08,723 --> 00:53:10,184
- I'm not gonna get into NYU.
- Huh?
1311
00:53:11,858 --> 00:53:14,991
- I'm probably not gonna
get into any universities.
1312
00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:16,564
My mom says my life is supposed
1313
00:53:16,566 --> 00:53:18,599
to get a lot better
after high school.
1314
00:53:19,569 --> 00:53:21,470
That's when she blossomed
1315
00:53:21,472 --> 00:53:24,539
and I'm apparently a late
bloomer or whatever too.
1316
00:53:27,511 --> 00:53:29,104
But I'm just about to graduate
1317
00:53:30,481 --> 00:53:33,713
and it is so depressing to know
1318
00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:36,716
that I have to go through
the rest of my life as like,
1319
00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:39,356
just me.
1320
00:53:42,493 --> 00:53:43,459
- Yeah.
1321
00:53:43,461 --> 00:53:48,431
Well, I get that.
1322
00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:59,970
So your mom told
me about your dad.
1323
00:54:02,381 --> 00:54:04,040
- She did?
1324
00:54:04,042 --> 00:54:05,074
- I'm really sorry.
1325
00:54:09,421 --> 00:54:10,244
- Yeah.
1326
00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,179
Well,
1327
00:54:12,490 --> 00:54:14,523
actually, I was
like, thinking about
1328
00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:18,956
what you were saying
about your roommate.
1329
00:54:20,597 --> 00:54:24,291
And you're kind of like,
the only other person I know
1330
00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:28,471
who's like, had to deal
with that, so just.
1331
00:54:49,626 --> 00:54:51,362
(Alana sighing)
1332
00:54:51,364 --> 00:54:54,024
- Hey, you're gonna
get into NYU, okay?
1333
00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,632
Hey, I like believe in you.
1334
00:54:59,702 --> 00:55:00,668
- Thank you.
1335
00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:04,639
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
1336
00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:07,004
- Okay.
1337
00:55:07,006 --> 00:55:08,610
- Yeah, my mom will be
here any minute anyways.
1338
00:55:08,612 --> 00:55:10,645
- Okay, okay, okay.
1339
00:55:10,647 --> 00:55:11,844
Just get home safe, okay?
1340
00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:12,944
- Yeah, you too.
1341
00:55:14,387 --> 00:55:15,419
- [Alana] Bye, Lawrence.
1342
00:55:15,421 --> 00:55:16,354
- Bye.
1343
00:55:18,853 --> 00:55:22,558
(soft contemplative music)
1344
00:55:38,675 --> 00:55:40,037
- Hey.
1345
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:44,481
There you go.
1346
00:55:44,483 --> 00:55:45,416
What's wrong?
1347
00:55:46,716 --> 00:55:48,375
- It's not a perfect slice.
1348
00:55:48,377 --> 00:55:49,376
(Terri sighing)
1349
00:55:49,378 --> 00:55:51,246
Like, I'll still eat it,
1350
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,588
but you should really learn
how to cut a quiche, mom.
1351
00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:54,216
- Like some wine?
1352
00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,690
- I'm fine with root beer.
1353
00:56:00,191 --> 00:56:02,389
- I know today's a hard day,
1354
00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:07,031
so I would like to make
a toast before you eat.
1355
00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:14,841
To Jeff, wherever you
are, happy birthday.
1356
00:56:15,481 --> 00:56:16,414
We love you.
1357
00:56:17,483 --> 00:56:18,713
- Yeah.
1358
00:56:18,715 --> 00:56:19,879
Love you, dad.
1359
00:56:19,881 --> 00:56:20,847
- Cheers.
1360
00:56:25,018 --> 00:56:26,754
You know, we don't
have that much time
1361
00:56:26,756 --> 00:56:28,723
until you go to school.
1362
00:56:28,725 --> 00:56:31,220
We should do like
this more often.
1363
00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:32,353
- You don't even like me.
1364
00:56:32,355 --> 00:56:35,125
- Yes, I do.
1365
00:56:35,127 --> 00:56:36,929
Actually, I'm
pretty proud of you
1366
00:56:38,735 --> 00:56:43,870
because Carleton is offering
you a $10,000 scholarship.
1367
00:57:00,449 --> 00:57:02,988
(laughing)
1368
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,188
Huh, aren't you excited?
1369
00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:07,025
- Yeah,
1370
00:57:07,027 --> 00:57:08,829
but like, Carleton doesn't
even have a real film program.
1371
00:57:08,831 --> 00:57:10,501
- No, yes they do.
1372
00:57:10,503 --> 00:57:12,096
You can major in Film Studies.
1373
00:57:12,098 --> 00:57:14,362
- Yeah, but that means
I can't shoot in 16-mm,
1374
00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,067
or have Todd Solondz as
my teacher, or like--
1375
00:57:16,069 --> 00:57:18,234
- You know what
my mom said to me?
1376
00:57:18,236 --> 00:57:19,774
She said I had three options.
1377
00:57:19,776 --> 00:57:22,579
I could be a teacher, a
secretary, or a nurse.
1378
00:57:22,581 --> 00:57:24,548
I thought, I hate needles.
1379
00:57:24,550 --> 00:57:26,110
I don't like children
all that much.
1380
00:57:26,112 --> 00:57:27,881
I guess I'll have
to be a secretary.
1381
00:57:27,883 --> 00:57:29,278
- So because your
parents ruined your life,
1382
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,279
you have to ruin mine?
1383
00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:32,116
- No.
1384
00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:33,788
What I'm saying is we can't
afford you to go to NYU
1385
00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:36,153
because your single
mom is a secretary.
1386
00:57:38,564 --> 00:57:40,058
But you're gonna love Ottawa.
1387
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,158
The nation's capital
is very pretty.
1388
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,324
- Oh my god.
1389
00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:44,392
It's the nation's crapital, mom.
1390
00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:45,393
God.
1391
00:57:46,605 --> 00:57:48,132
Pass me some garlic bread.
1392
00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,275
- I don't think the person
1393
00:57:59,277 --> 00:58:01,849
that wants you to accept
that $10,000 scholarship
1394
00:58:02,819 --> 00:58:04,148
is trying to ruin your life.
1395
00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:07,184
I think that person loves you
1396
00:58:08,517 --> 00:58:09,989
and doesn't want
you to be in debt.
1397
00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:15,456
Can you give in just once?
1398
00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,963
- No!
1399
00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:19,801
I told you, I'm
holding out for NYU!
1400
00:58:19,803 --> 00:58:21,198
- Okay.
1401
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:21,869
Then I'm not
driving you to work.
1402
00:58:21,871 --> 00:58:23,035
- What?
1403
00:58:23,037 --> 00:58:24,201
- I'm not driving you anywhere--
1404
00:58:24,203 --> 00:58:25,807
- No, you have to drive me!
1405
00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:27,644
- Until you see this
as a viable option.
1406
00:58:27,646 --> 00:58:28,843
- If I can't get to work,
I'm gonna lose my job.
1407
00:58:28,845 --> 00:58:29,844
Seriously?!
- Mm-hmm.
1408
00:58:29,846 --> 00:58:31,307
You know, sometimes,
1409
00:58:31,309 --> 00:58:32,715
I think dad killed
himself because of you.
1410
00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:33,540
- Yeah?
1411
00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:35,047
You know what?!
1412
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,917
I think he was smart.
1413
00:58:36,919 --> 00:58:39,480
I would love to kill myself
so I could get away from you!
1414
00:58:43,794 --> 00:58:45,024
- Happy birthday, dad.
1415
00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:51,360
- Hey.
1416
00:59:05,013 --> 00:59:06,177
- [Customer] Goodbye.
1417
00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:07,343
- Bye, have a good night.
1418
00:59:07,345 --> 00:59:08,817
- [Customer] Thanks, you too.
1419
00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,019
- Hey, thanks for
cleaning all the -
1420
00:59:13,021 --> 00:59:14,757
Hey, can you?
1421
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,758
- What?
1422
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,418
- I'm trying to -
1423
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,386
- Oh.
1424
00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,356
- Yeah, no,
1425
00:59:20,358 --> 00:59:21,896
thanks for cleaning all that
barf in the kids section.
1426
00:59:21,898 --> 00:59:22,897
I'm sure you have
better things to do
1427
00:59:22,899 --> 00:59:24,426
on your Saturday night.
1428
00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:28,606
Oh, fuck this fucking place.
1429
00:59:29,939 --> 00:59:31,972
- Hey, when you said
you hated movies,
1430
00:59:32,843 --> 00:59:34,568
were you just kidding?
1431
00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:37,010
- No, no, I really hate movies.
1432
00:59:38,607 --> 00:59:40,112
- Then why do you work here?
1433
00:59:42,578 --> 00:59:47,724
- Okay, so I think
that I lied to you.
1434
00:59:54,865 --> 00:59:56,964
I didn't really
drop out of school
1435
00:59:56,966 --> 01:00:00,429
because my roommate
committed suicide.
1436
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:03,674
I actually don't have any
first-hand experience with that.
1437
01:00:05,304 --> 01:00:06,908
I don't know why I said that.
1438
01:00:06,910 --> 01:00:08,074
I'm really sorry.
1439
01:00:08,076 --> 01:00:09,878
Like, I hope you can forgive me.
1440
01:00:14,346 --> 01:00:16,115
- Yeah, yeah, no, I forgive you.
1441
01:00:16,117 --> 01:00:18,150
Oh my god, thank god.
- Totally.
1442
01:00:20,121 --> 01:00:21,989
- I felt like such
a piece of shit.
1443
01:00:23,487 --> 01:00:24,453
(sighing) Okay.
1444
01:00:25,731 --> 01:00:27,225
Thanks.
1445
01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:28,765
Oh, if it makes you
feel any better,
1446
01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:32,703
I did really drop out
of school when I was 19.
1447
01:00:34,069 --> 01:00:36,806
I moved to LA for this
movie that I was in.
1448
01:00:36,808 --> 01:00:38,203
- What movie were you in?
1449
01:00:39,272 --> 01:00:40,810
- "The Running Mate?"
1450
01:00:40,812 --> 01:00:42,339
- Is that um,
1451
01:00:42,341 --> 01:00:43,912
it's like a '90s teen comedy
1452
01:00:43,914 --> 01:00:45,947
where a cool guy runs
for class president?
1453
01:00:45,949 --> 01:00:47,784
- Like on a dare
1454
01:00:47,786 --> 01:00:49,313
and then he falls in love
with his running mate.
1455
01:00:49,315 --> 01:00:50,853
- Oh, and Jon Lovitz is
the school principal.
1456
01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,316
Alana, did you get
to meet Jon Lovitz?
1457
01:00:53,649 --> 01:00:55,990
- Lawrence, I'm not
gonna talk about this
1458
01:00:55,992 --> 01:00:57,761
unless you're
really gonna listen.
1459
01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:00,830
Like, movies are not fun.
1460
01:01:00,832 --> 01:01:03,228
There's a lot that they
don't tell you about.
1461
01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:05,494
Okay.
1462
01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:10,532
So, this is actually
kind of a long story.
1463
01:01:12,272 --> 01:01:14,371
(sighing)
1464
01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:15,537
Oh, I didn't.
1465
01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:16,912
No, I didn't mean you had to.
1466
01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:21,180
Okay.
1467
01:01:21,182 --> 01:01:23,545
I always knew that I was
meant to be in movies.
1468
01:01:24,823 --> 01:01:27,021
Now, I know that that's stupid,
1469
01:01:27,023 --> 01:01:31,454
but I starred in all
the plays at Aldershot
1470
01:01:31,456 --> 01:01:35,964
and just like
everything about acting
1471
01:01:35,966 --> 01:01:38,802
just made me feel like
people were seeing me
1472
01:01:38,804 --> 01:01:41,200
basically for the first time.
1473
01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:46,337
So, my mom took me to Toronto
to try and get an agent
1474
01:01:47,274 --> 01:01:48,845
and then one actually signed me,
1475
01:01:48,847 --> 01:01:52,673
but she made me take
these weird head shots
1476
01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:57,216
wearing like a tube top 'cause
she said that was my hit.
1477
01:01:57,218 --> 01:01:59,086
- What's a hit?
1478
01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:01,583
- A hit is like what people
see when they look at you.
1479
01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:06,720
And I guess my hit was
vulnerable drunk slut
1480
01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:12,594
'cause they just kept
sending me out for roles
1481
01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:17,731
like "Girl at Keg Party" or
"Sorority Babe Number Two,"
1482
01:02:18,701 --> 01:02:19,876
like roles that I wouldn't get
1483
01:02:19,878 --> 01:02:22,670
because obviously I wouldn't
1484
01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:25,475
until I did in
"The Running Mate."
1485
01:02:26,819 --> 01:02:29,985
Like, getting this role
was a really big deal.
1486
01:02:29,987 --> 01:02:31,448
Like Jonah, he was the director.
1487
01:02:31,450 --> 01:02:32,713
He fought for me.
1488
01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:35,353
And so I was in LA,
1489
01:02:35,355 --> 01:02:38,026
and I was like living on my own,
1490
01:02:38,028 --> 01:02:42,756
and I was lonely.
1491
01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,597
But Jonah, he like
took pity on me and,
1492
01:02:52,911 --> 01:02:54,669
oh, you remind me of him.
1493
01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:58,607
He went to Tisch
School of the Arts.
1494
01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,446
Me and Jonah, we
would drive around,
1495
01:03:02,448 --> 01:03:04,019
and we would go for tacos,
1496
01:03:04,021 --> 01:03:06,153
and we would like,
talk and watch movies.
1497
01:03:06,155 --> 01:03:11,290
And then there was this producer
1498
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:13,820
who started hanging around.
1499
01:03:13,822 --> 01:03:15,591
- Isn't that what producers do?
1500
01:03:15,593 --> 01:03:18,000
- Yeah, but this producer
was like a creep.
1501
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:19,595
Like if I had a wardrobe test,
1502
01:03:19,597 --> 01:03:21,828
he would just like stand
behind me the whole time
1503
01:03:21,830 --> 01:03:22,829
staring at my ass.
1504
01:03:22,831 --> 01:03:24,402
Like, he, I don't know,
1505
01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:25,766
was obsessed with
my panty lines.
1506
01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:28,241
And then all of a sudden,
1507
01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:31,706
there was like this concern
about my "experience level"
1508
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:35,644
and he just kept inviting
me to dinners to discuss it.
1509
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:37,481
But these dinners were
always really late
1510
01:03:37,483 --> 01:03:39,417
in his hotel room,
1511
01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:42,717
but Jonah, he kept pushing me
to go over and over and over.
1512
01:03:43,522 --> 01:03:44,686
So then I did, I did,
1513
01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:48,459
I went to his hotel and I, yeah,
1514
01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:49,823
I went into his room,
1515
01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:52,331
but the lights were all off.
1516
01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:54,465
And he was just like,
sitting there in the dark,
1517
01:03:54,467 --> 01:03:58,909
so now it's just like, me
and him in the dark and,
1518
01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:08,248
and I, I can't get him off me.
1519
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,426
So,
1520
01:04:29,337 --> 01:04:32,008
the movie gets delayed
and then they like,
1521
01:04:32,010 --> 01:04:36,276
Jonah replaces me with
this girl on the WB.
1522
01:04:36,278 --> 01:04:41,182
And yeah, I like spend the
next six years living in LA,
1523
01:04:41,184 --> 01:04:43,151
and I don't book a
single other thing
1524
01:04:43,153 --> 01:04:44,878
except for this one
like, dumb pilot
1525
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,419
until I just rack
up so much debt
1526
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,487
that I have to move
back in with my parents
1527
01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:51,027
and I start working here.
1528
01:04:51,029 --> 01:04:51,962
So,
1529
01:04:56,034 --> 01:04:59,002
yeah, I hate movies.
1530
01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:07,373
- Why did you tell me this?
1531
01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:09,408
- 'Cause I thought
that you would wanna,
1532
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,948
like, you would wanna know.
1533
01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:16,811
I don't know.
1534
01:05:18,419 --> 01:05:20,056
Sorry, sorry, I guess.
1535
01:05:21,587 --> 01:05:22,784
I don't know.
1536
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,161
- [Lawrence] Am I like the
only person you've told?
1537
01:05:26,163 --> 01:05:27,129
- What?
1538
01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:29,329
Aside from my mom,
1539
01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:31,199
yeah, yeah, you are.
1540
01:05:33,962 --> 01:05:34,928
- God.
1541
01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:44,410
- Like, why didn't
you just tell someone?
1542
01:05:44,412 --> 01:05:46,577
You know, like if
you told the police,
1543
01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,810
I bet that guy would
be in jail right now.
1544
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,582
- Are you like a fucking idiot?
1545
01:05:54,158 --> 01:05:57,456
Sometimes, I like
can't believe my job
1546
01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,590
is to make you feel
good about yourself,
1547
01:05:59,592 --> 01:06:01,460
like to make you feel great
1548
01:06:01,462 --> 01:06:03,363
about your like
incredible future
1549
01:06:03,365 --> 01:06:05,893
when I was actually
talented and good.
1550
01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:11,008
And like, the saddest part is
I really want your approval.
1551
01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:14,770
I really want you
to think I'm cool
1552
01:06:14,772 --> 01:06:17,773
and that is the saddest
thing that I can imagine.
1553
01:06:17,775 --> 01:06:19,346
- I think you're so cool, Alana.
1554
01:06:19,348 --> 01:06:20,743
I really do.
1555
01:06:31,162 --> 01:06:36,264
(water splashing)
(vehicles whooshing)
1556
01:06:43,174 --> 01:06:44,998
- [Announcer Over PA System]
Attention, Aldershot.
1557
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,242
If Ashley McIsaac could
come to the office,
1558
01:06:47,244 --> 01:06:49,508
it is time to take your Ritalin.
1559
01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:50,443
Thank you.
1560
01:06:54,119 --> 01:06:55,382
- Hey, man.
1561
01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:56,878
How the hell are you?
1562
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,912
- I'm good.
1563
01:06:58,816 --> 01:07:00,255
How the hell are you?
1564
01:07:00,257 --> 01:07:01,553
- Oh, yeah, dude.
1565
01:07:01,555 --> 01:07:03,489
I got into Carleton.
1566
01:07:03,491 --> 01:07:06,195
I mean like obviously, I'm
holding out for NYU still,
1567
01:07:06,197 --> 01:07:07,823
but yeah, it's crazy.
1568
01:07:07,825 --> 01:07:10,958
They wanna gimme like
a $10,000 scholarship.
1569
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,860
- That's amazing, man.
1570
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,235
Good for you.
1571
01:07:14,205 --> 01:07:15,699
- Well, are you and Lauren P.
1572
01:07:15,701 --> 01:07:17,305
still working on
the Year End Video,
1573
01:07:17,307 --> 01:07:18,438
going to Wendy's,
getting frosties?
1574
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,737
- What do you want, Lawrence?
1575
01:07:23,148 --> 01:07:24,213
- Well, I was just,
1576
01:07:25,909 --> 01:07:27,678
I was just thinking about how
we haven't had Reject's Night
1577
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,845
in like a really
long time, you know?
1578
01:07:29,847 --> 01:07:33,618
Probably because I've been
working so much and yeah, yeah,
1579
01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:37,985
I was just thinking about
how like maybe this Saturday,
1580
01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,020
we could have a Reject's
Night again, you know?
1581
01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,824
Like I would have to
switch my shift at work,
1582
01:07:41,826 --> 01:07:43,298
but then you'd be able
to pick me up at Sequels
1583
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,498
at like 10 and we
could still make SNL.
1584
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,930
- Yeah, that's totally cool.
1585
01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:51,207
I can ask my dad to like let
me borrow the car or something.
1586
01:07:51,209 --> 01:07:53,539
- Yeah, dude, awesome.
- Cool.
1587
01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,178
Oh man, we should do the thing.
1588
01:07:56,544 --> 01:07:57,774
- Nah, I don't want
to do that right now.
1589
01:07:57,776 --> 01:07:58,940
- Oh, come on, Matt.
1590
01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:00,678
Just do the thing with me, dude.
1591
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,075
- I don't want to--
- Come on, just do the thing!
1592
01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:02,911
It takes like 20
seconds to do the thing!
1593
01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:04,616
Do the thing.
1594
01:08:04,618 --> 01:08:05,749
- Okay.
1595
01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:07,014
- Okay.
1596
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,191
Okay.
1597
01:08:08,193 --> 01:08:10,292
I am casually eating a hot dog
1598
01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,261
in like a stylish leather jacket
1599
01:08:12,263 --> 01:08:14,230
and I'm very bashful, okay?
1600
01:08:14,232 --> 01:08:15,165
What about you?
1601
01:08:16,498 --> 01:08:17,596
- I'm looking at the
Empire State Building.
1602
01:08:17,598 --> 01:08:18,696
- Okay, frame me up.
1603
01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:23,503
- It's Saturday Night Live
with Lawrence Kweller.
1604
01:08:27,179 --> 01:08:29,674
- And Matt Macarchuck!
1605
01:08:31,447 --> 01:08:33,810
(laughing)
1606
01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,681
- [Sergeant] Now, you've gotta
be the ugliest son of a bitch
1607
01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:37,979
this world has ever seen!
1608
01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,145
Who in the hell are you?
1609
01:08:39,147 --> 01:08:40,751
Are you an abomination of God?
1610
01:08:40,753 --> 01:08:42,291
- [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1611
01:08:42,293 --> 01:08:45,118
(Lawrence laughing)
(faint movie chatter)
1612
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,295
[Sergeant] Are
you ugly, Private?
1613
01:08:46,297 --> 01:08:48,121
- [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1614
01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:49,694
- [Sergeant] Does your mama
think you're a mistake, Private?
1615
01:08:49,696 --> 01:08:51,498
- [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir!
1616
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,994
- [Sergeant] Drop to
your knees and give me 20
1617
01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,930
before I puke my guts out.
- Sir!
1618
01:08:54,932 --> 01:08:57,537
- We're closed, go home.
1619
01:09:02,247 --> 01:09:03,477
Oh, you're still here?
1620
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,105
You begged me to
take your shift.
1621
01:09:05,107 --> 01:09:06,975
- Yeah,
1622
01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:08,141
'cause me and my friend Matt
are watching SNL tonight.
1623
01:09:08,143 --> 01:09:09,010
He's coming to pick me up.
1624
01:09:10,849 --> 01:09:12,519
- Dude, it's midnight.
1625
01:09:15,788 --> 01:09:17,293
What's his last name?
1626
01:09:17,295 --> 01:09:18,921
You want me to put a
late fee on his account?
1627
01:09:18,923 --> 01:09:20,230
- It's Macarchuck.
1628
01:09:21,629 --> 01:09:23,398
It'd be under his
dad's name, Rick.
1629
01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:28,568
Okay, don't actually
do that, but -
1630
01:09:28,570 --> 01:09:30,570
I do wanna see what
movies he rented.
1631
01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:40,382
That doesn't make any sense.
1632
01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:41,581
This is his home branch.
1633
01:09:43,354 --> 01:09:44,485
Why would he switch?
1634
01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:49,215
- Oh shit, shit, shit, shit.
1635
01:09:49,217 --> 01:09:50,854
Do you want a ride home?
1636
01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:54,330
- No, no, I can't.
1637
01:09:54,332 --> 01:09:56,090
I can't go home
tonight actually.
1638
01:09:59,997 --> 01:10:01,832
Do you think I could
just sleep in the store?
1639
01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:02,767
- What?
1640
01:10:07,873 --> 01:10:09,708
Yo, that's gonna kill your neck.
1641
01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:12,007
- No, it won't.
1642
01:10:12,009 --> 01:10:13,580
- Okay.
1643
01:10:13,582 --> 01:10:15,241
So I can get in a lot of
shit for this Lawrence.
1644
01:10:15,243 --> 01:10:16,814
So, hey?
- Mm-hmm?
1645
01:10:16,816 --> 01:10:18,321
- [Brendan] Okay, so
it's really important
1646
01:10:18,323 --> 01:10:19,850
that you remember to
enter the security code
1647
01:10:19,852 --> 01:10:21,423
when you lock up in
the morning, okay?
1648
01:10:21,425 --> 01:10:22,424
- Yeah.
1649
01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:24,360
- Okay, it's 4-3-6-5.
1650
01:10:24,362 --> 01:10:26,395
- 4-3-6-5.
- Got it.
1651
01:10:26,397 --> 01:10:28,056
Have a good night, I guess.
1652
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,157
- 4-3-6-5.
- 4-3-6-5.
1653
01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:35,030
(lights shutting off)
1654
01:10:35,032 --> 01:10:40,134
(soft piano music)
(chip bag rustling)
1655
01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:12,408
(Lawrence sighing)
1656
01:11:12,410 --> 01:11:13,343
- Ow.
1657
01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:30,019
(soft contemplative music)
(door slamming)
1658
01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:07,089
(Lawrence sighing)
1659
01:12:07,091 --> 01:12:08,024
Fuck!
1660
01:12:17,035 --> 01:12:20,201
(Lawrence weeping)
1661
01:12:31,379 --> 01:12:32,378
- Hey.
1662
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:34,721
Hey, how was Matt's?
1663
01:12:34,723 --> 01:12:37,526
(phone ringing)
What's wrong?
1664
01:12:37,528 --> 01:12:38,461
Hello?
1665
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,025
Hold on.
1666
01:12:42,027 --> 01:12:43,026
Lawrence, it's Alana.
1667
01:12:43,028 --> 01:12:44,258
Can you talk to her?
1668
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:45,864
- No.
1669
01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:47,360
- Alana, I'm sorry.
1670
01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:48,801
Lawrence can't
come to the phone.
1671
01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:51,232
What?
1672
01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:55,511
Oh my god.
1673
01:12:55,513 --> 01:12:58,910
No, I did not know, no.
1674
01:12:58,912 --> 01:13:01,418
I thought that he was at
a friend's house, yeah.
1675
01:13:02,377 --> 01:13:03,376
Okay.
1676
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:04,784
Yes, of course, yes.
1677
01:13:05,754 --> 01:13:07,886
He'll be coming down right away.
1678
01:13:07,888 --> 01:13:08,854
Yeah.
1679
01:13:10,726 --> 01:13:11,626
Okay, bye.
1680
01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:15,729
Looks like your store
was robbed this morning.
1681
01:13:15,731 --> 01:13:18,798
Something about not punching
in the security code right?
1682
01:13:19,768 --> 01:13:21,438
You slept at Sequels last night?
1683
01:13:24,509 --> 01:13:26,102
You have to go file
a police report.
1684
01:13:26,104 --> 01:13:27,070
- What?!
1685
01:13:28,744 --> 01:13:29,677
But, I didn't get into NYU.
1686
01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,244
- I'm sorry.
1687
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,918
My heart is breaking for you,
1688
01:13:43,528 --> 01:13:45,253
but you're gonna cry in the car.
1689
01:13:53,571 --> 01:13:55,967
- Well, you get the idea.
1690
01:13:55,969 --> 01:14:00,543
So, Alana feels like you're
not really being a team player.
1691
01:14:00,545 --> 01:14:03,370
We got here frequently late.
1692
01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:05,174
Apparently, you have
expressed a desire
1693
01:14:05,176 --> 01:14:07,242
not to sell the merchandise.
1694
01:14:07,244 --> 01:14:11,917
And there have been some reports
of emotional instability.
1695
01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:14,414
But now she sees you on
the security cameras,
1696
01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,823
sleeping overnight in the store,
1697
01:14:16,825 --> 01:14:18,990
which is a huge security risk.
1698
01:14:18,992 --> 01:14:20,827
And not only that,
1699
01:14:20,829 --> 01:14:23,456
but the front door to the store
was somehow left wide open.
1700
01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:27,130
We have now lost $5,000
worth of Sequels merchandise.
1701
01:14:29,266 --> 01:14:31,673
- I've also done
good things too.
1702
01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:33,499
Did Alana mention
the Staff Picks wall?
1703
01:14:33,501 --> 01:14:35,644
- Yeah, no, the Staff
Picks wall was great,
1704
01:14:35,646 --> 01:14:38,548
but right now, you're letting
your whole team down, okay?
1705
01:14:38,550 --> 01:14:40,341
Especially me.
1706
01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:41,980
- Lawrence, you have an
amazing opportunity right now.
1707
01:14:41,982 --> 01:14:43,443
You're working for a company
1708
01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,983
that's only growing
and expanding.
1709
01:14:44,985 --> 01:14:47,315
So if you play your cards right,
1710
01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:49,988
I could see you having a career
in the video store industry
1711
01:14:49,990 --> 01:14:52,287
for the next 30 to 40 years.
1712
01:14:53,631 --> 01:14:55,455
- No offense,
1713
01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,666
but I think I wanna do
bigger things with my life
1714
01:14:57,668 --> 01:14:59,228
than just work here.
1715
01:14:59,230 --> 01:15:02,396
Like my job is walking
around a video store,
1716
01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:03,738
making people buy things.
1717
01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:05,872
It's kind of the stupidest job
1718
01:15:05,874 --> 01:15:08,105
that's ever existed
to be honest.
1719
01:15:08,107 --> 01:15:11,471
And you want me to do it
for the next 30 to 40 years?
1720
01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:14,243
Like, don't you think I'm
more capable than that?
1721
01:15:15,818 --> 01:15:17,345
- Why are you being a dick?
1722
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,215
- Well, it's not the
language I would use.
1723
01:15:19,217 --> 01:15:21,118
- Well, no, Lawrence needs to
know when he's being a dick.
1724
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,790
Just because you go to
university doesn't mean
1725
01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:24,484
like everything's
gonna turn out great.
1726
01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:26,827
People work at
Sequels to do things
1727
01:15:26,829 --> 01:15:30,028
like earn a living and survive.
1728
01:15:30,030 --> 01:15:31,557
- Maybe they also do it
1729
01:15:31,559 --> 01:15:33,394
when they've had a
traumatic experience
1730
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,902
and they're emotionally
devastated now or whatever.
1731
01:15:35,904 --> 01:15:37,739
- Wow, really?
1732
01:15:38,907 --> 01:15:40,401
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1733
01:15:40,403 --> 01:15:42,337
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1734
01:15:42,339 --> 01:15:44,174
- I don't understand why I'm
being called a motherfucker.
1735
01:15:44,176 --> 01:15:45,681
- That's not really the way
to speak to an employee.
1736
01:15:45,683 --> 01:15:47,540
- Well, maybe me and
Owen are like pissed off
1737
01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:49,575
because of your huge sense
of fucking entitlement?!
1738
01:15:49,577 --> 01:15:51,687
Do you know what I would
give to be a 17-year-old boy
1739
01:15:51,689 --> 01:15:54,481
just quietly sitting in the
corner watching my DVDs,
1740
01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,318
knowing I'm gonna inherit
the whole fucking earth
1741
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,155
'cause literally the whole
fucking world is made
1742
01:15:58,157 --> 01:15:59,860
for shitty little nerds like me.
1743
01:15:59,862 --> 01:16:01,389
And I bet you will go to NYU
1744
01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:02,929
and just go on to
treat so many women
1745
01:16:02,931 --> 01:16:05,734
like complete and utter
garbage because, what?
1746
01:16:05,736 --> 01:16:07,329
Your biggest emotional
wound is like,
1747
01:16:07,331 --> 01:16:08,869
no one wanted to watch
Stanley Kubrick movies
1748
01:16:08,871 --> 01:16:10,398
with you in high school?
1749
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,400
- Well, no, no, I
didn't get into NYU.
1750
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:13,907
And if you're forgetting,
1751
01:16:13,909 --> 01:16:16,041
my dad kind of like
killed himself.
1752
01:16:17,374 --> 01:16:19,407
Owen, I'm not sure
if you realize this,
1753
01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,343
but my father, four years ago,
1754
01:16:21,345 --> 01:16:23,345
he hung himself
in our garage, so.
1755
01:16:23,347 --> 01:16:25,149
- On behalf of his
Sequels corporation,
1756
01:16:25,151 --> 01:16:26,414
I'd like to extend my
deepest condolences to you
1757
01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:27,580
and your family.
- No, Owen, no.
1758
01:16:27,582 --> 01:16:29,054
He does this like all the time.
1759
01:16:29,056 --> 01:16:30,517
It's like his
secret little trick
1760
01:16:30,519 --> 01:16:31,892
to make people
feel sorry for him.
1761
01:16:31,894 --> 01:16:33,388
You are very
privileged, Lawrence!
1762
01:16:33,390 --> 01:16:35,258
- I don't feel privileged.
1763
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:36,699
I don't even understand
what that means.
1764
01:16:36,701 --> 01:16:37,832
Owen, do you understand
what that means?
1765
01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,361
- You can't say that to me!
1766
01:16:39,363 --> 01:16:41,330
It makes me wanna stab
you in the throat!
1767
01:16:41,332 --> 01:16:44,069
- Okay, so this isn't
being productive right now.
1768
01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:47,303
To answer your question,
1769
01:16:47,305 --> 01:16:48,469
I think it's a sort
of a structural,
1770
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,009
symbolic kind of privilege.
1771
01:16:50,011 --> 01:16:51,439
- Oh my god, this
is not working.
1772
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:53,309
This is like, crazy.
1773
01:16:53,311 --> 01:16:54,475
- But Lawrence, I do want
to apologize for the way
1774
01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:55,476
that you were just spoken to.
1775
01:16:55,478 --> 01:16:56,642
It's not appropriate.
1776
01:16:56,644 --> 01:16:58,149
We will have a chat about that.
1777
01:16:58,151 --> 01:16:59,645
But Alana and I were
chatting earlier
1778
01:16:59,647 --> 01:17:01,152
and we think it's appropriate
1779
01:17:01,154 --> 01:17:02,615
to give you a three
week probation.
1780
01:17:02,617 --> 01:17:03,957
- Wait, so I'm fired?
1781
01:17:03,959 --> 01:17:05,453
- No, no.
1782
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:07,092
Brendan, your shift
leader, was responsible.
1783
01:17:07,094 --> 01:17:09,325
We feel he should
be the one to go.
1784
01:17:09,327 --> 01:17:11,459
But speaking of privileges,
1785
01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:13,263
of course,
1786
01:17:13,265 --> 01:17:15,133
you will not have your
Sequels employee privileges
1787
01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:16,970
during your probationary time.
1788
01:17:16,972 --> 01:17:18,400
- Wait, wait, but what
about "Punch Drunk Love?"
1789
01:17:18,402 --> 01:17:20,138
The DVD is coming out very soon
1790
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:22,910
and I need my Sequels
discount to be able to buy it.
1791
01:17:22,912 --> 01:17:25,880
- You should have
thought of your precious
Adam Sandler before -
1792
01:17:27,642 --> 01:17:29,818
Okay, Owen,
1793
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:31,479
what if I like just
don't want Lawrence
1794
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,645
to work here anymore either?
1795
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,218
Can we just fire him right now?
1796
01:17:34,990 --> 01:17:36,858
- Well, no.
1797
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:38,024
I mean, there's a tiered
conflict resolution model.
1798
01:17:38,026 --> 01:17:39,190
- No, no, no, no, you can't.
1799
01:17:39,192 --> 01:17:40,994
I'm sorry, you can't, Alana.
1800
01:17:40,996 --> 01:17:43,799
You can't fire me because
I think I love you.
1801
01:17:45,165 --> 01:17:46,967
You're my best friend.
1802
01:17:46,969 --> 01:17:48,364
- No, no, no, no.
1803
01:17:48,366 --> 01:17:50,630
You are a narcissist, Lawrence.
1804
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:58,979
(seagulls cawing)
1805
01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:01,674
(horn blaring)
1806
01:18:04,679 --> 01:18:06,316
(knocking on window)
- It's open.
1807
01:18:14,865 --> 01:18:15,831
- Hey.
1808
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:20,693
So yeah, it was just like
1809
01:18:20,695 --> 01:18:22,398
kind of a
misunderstanding actually,
1810
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,169
just a bit of a
miscommunication.
1811
01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:26,369
- Okay.
- Yes.
1812
01:18:26,371 --> 01:18:27,601
- Put your seatbelt on.
1813
01:18:31,981 --> 01:18:32,815
Oh my god.
1814
01:18:32,817 --> 01:18:33,882
- What, what?
1815
01:18:33,884 --> 01:18:35,147
- [Terri] What is that?
1816
01:18:35,149 --> 01:18:36,247
Are you picking your head again?
1817
01:18:36,249 --> 01:18:37,215
- No.
1818
01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:39,822
Don't be mad.
1819
01:18:41,122 --> 01:18:43,056
It just helps me feel
better sometimes.
1820
01:18:45,995 --> 01:18:46,928
I got fired.
1821
01:18:49,526 --> 01:18:54,232
- It just never ends with you.
1822
01:18:54,234 --> 01:18:57,268
(clippers buzzing)
1823
01:19:05,817 --> 01:19:08,785
Oh my god, I should
be a hairstylist.
1824
01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:11,711
- Okay.
1825
01:19:11,713 --> 01:19:13,955
Now, before we screen
the Year End Video,
1826
01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:16,859
would our filmmakers like to
come and talk about their work?
1827
01:19:16,861 --> 01:19:17,794
Yeah? Okay.
1828
01:19:19,028 --> 01:19:22,293
(students chattering)
1829
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:27,430
- Hi, Aldershot.
1830
01:19:27,432 --> 01:19:28,970
My name is Lauren Phillips
1831
01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:31,071
and I'm the director
of the Year End Video.
1832
01:19:31,073 --> 01:19:32,072
(student cheering)
1833
01:19:32,074 --> 01:19:33,568
Thank you, Mr. Olenick,
1834
01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:36,604
and to my producer,
Matt Macarchuck.
1835
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,474
and to all of you guys
1836
01:19:38,476 --> 01:19:40,707
for like putting up with
all the filming and stuff.
1837
01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:43,545
We will be doing a Q&A in
the foyer after the assembly.
1838
01:19:43,547 --> 01:19:47,318
And I shot this on 16-mm film.
1839
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:48,957
Okay, thanks.
1840
01:19:48,959 --> 01:19:50,156
- Okay, okay!
1841
01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:53,291
(students applauding)
1842
01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,755
Are we ready for this movie?
1843
01:19:57,099 --> 01:19:59,759
All right, lights,
curtain, action!
1844
01:20:02,797 --> 01:20:05,105
- [Matt] That was a great
speech. - [Lauren P.] Thank you.
1845
01:20:05,107 --> 01:20:06,469
- [Matt] Dude, don't be nervous.
1846
01:20:06,471 --> 01:20:07,635
Everyone's gonna love it.
1847
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:09,670
- [Lauren] I'm not nervous.
1848
01:20:11,443 --> 01:20:16,545
(screen descending)
(students chattering)
1849
01:20:18,813 --> 01:20:23,959
(gentle orchestral music)
(students chattering)
1850
01:21:46,010 --> 01:21:48,208
- I just bought a new
film camera and all that,
1851
01:21:48,210 --> 01:21:50,045
so I'm excited.
1852
01:21:50,047 --> 01:21:51,046
What about you guys?
1853
01:21:51,048 --> 01:21:51,871
Where are you headed to?
1854
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:53,048
- Hey, man.
1855
01:21:53,050 --> 01:21:54,874
Are you here for our Q&A?
1856
01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:58,614
- I mean, I got some Q's.
1857
01:21:58,616 --> 01:22:00,286
- You don't wanna hear our A's?
1858
01:22:01,586 --> 01:22:03,751
- The Year End Video
was really cool.
1859
01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:07,557
It um, moved me emotionally,
1860
01:22:07,559 --> 01:22:09,196
which I think is the
highest compliment
1861
01:22:09,198 --> 01:22:10,791
you could give to a filmmaker.
1862
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,464
- Well, thank you, Lawrence.
1863
01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:14,597
That was very sweet.
1864
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,436
- I do have a Q actually.
1865
01:22:23,311 --> 01:22:24,904
Why aren't we friends anymore?
1866
01:22:24,906 --> 01:22:26,015
- Ooh, okay.
1867
01:22:28,481 --> 01:22:30,844
Let's take this outside.
- Sorry.
1868
01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:39,160
- I think it just got
too hard, you know?
1869
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:42,361
Like, you kind of
were just always
1870
01:22:42,363 --> 01:22:43,824
acting like you were
better than me, you know?
1871
01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,661
You said I was a placeholder,
1872
01:22:45,663 --> 01:22:47,234
and then you said that
fucked up thing to Lauren,
1873
01:22:47,236 --> 01:22:49,929
and then my grandpa
died and stuff,
1874
01:22:49,931 --> 01:22:52,998
so I just didn't really
want to deal with you.
1875
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,275
- Wait, your grandpa died?
1876
01:22:59,347 --> 01:23:01,314
Why didn't you tell me?
1877
01:23:01,316 --> 01:23:03,184
- I think probably 'cause
it was easier than knowing
1878
01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,010
that if I told you,
1879
01:23:05,012 --> 01:23:07,056
you probably wouldn't
have given a shit anyways.
1880
01:23:07,058 --> 01:23:09,487
So, I don't know.
1881
01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:13,656
- I am so sorry,
Matt, for everything.
1882
01:23:13,658 --> 01:23:14,525
- Dude.
1883
01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:15,790
- No.
1884
01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:16,725
Like...
1885
01:23:18,102 --> 01:23:21,796
Well, will you still
sign my yearbook?
1886
01:23:23,305 --> 01:23:24,238
- Yeah.
1887
01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:30,706
- They gave you "nicest eyes."
1888
01:23:32,182 --> 01:23:33,511
You do have very nice eyes.
1889
01:23:33,513 --> 01:23:34,644
- Shut the fuck up.
1890
01:23:34,646 --> 01:23:36,514
- I'm sorry.
1891
01:23:36,516 --> 01:23:37,911
I wish I appreciated them
more when I had the chance.
1892
01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:41,981
- You know, I'm gonna
move to Toronto next year
1893
01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:43,290
when Lauren goes to Ryerson.
1894
01:23:43,292 --> 01:23:45,050
- Really?
- Yeah.
1895
01:23:45,052 --> 01:23:46,623
I was thinking about
taking some improv classes
1896
01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:48,493
at Second City.
1897
01:23:48,495 --> 01:23:50,759
- Dude, that's where like
a bunch of SNL people went.
1898
01:23:50,761 --> 01:23:51,760
That's awesome.
1899
01:23:53,401 --> 01:23:55,071
- You still moving to New York?
1900
01:23:55,865 --> 01:23:57,535
- Ottawa.
1901
01:23:57,537 --> 01:23:59,207
I'm gonna go to Carleton.
1902
01:24:05,743 --> 01:24:07,545
Dude, you should come visit me.
1903
01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:10,042
I think if we go to
Hull, we could get drunk.
1904
01:24:10,044 --> 01:24:11,879
The drinking age
there is only 18.
1905
01:24:11,881 --> 01:24:14,552
We could also like maybe
take the train to Montreal,
1906
01:24:14,554 --> 01:24:16,048
go see the Parliament Buildings.
1907
01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:18,721
We could go to the
National Art Gallery,
1908
01:24:19,691 --> 01:24:21,086
give paintings the finger.
1909
01:24:21,088 --> 01:24:22,054
- Here you go.
1910
01:24:25,763 --> 01:24:27,202
See ya Lawrence.
1911
01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:29,864
- Hey, Matt?
1912
01:24:32,374 --> 01:24:34,242
I'm just gonna say something
1913
01:24:34,244 --> 01:24:37,146
and you don't have to say it
back if you don't want to,
1914
01:24:38,842 --> 01:24:43,075
but um, I love you and I
miss you like, every day.
1915
01:24:50,524 --> 01:24:51,457
- Yeah.
1916
01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:54,493
I'll see you around, okay?
1917
01:24:59,126 --> 01:25:00,092
- Okay.
1918
01:25:09,642 --> 01:25:11,103
- [Matt] Hey, Lawrence.
1919
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:13,105
I hope you have a
great time at Carleton.
1920
01:25:13,107 --> 01:25:15,074
Thanks for making
me laugh a lot.
1921
01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:17,076
We'll always have
Reject's Night.
1922
01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:18,418
Peace out!
1923
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,915
Your friend, Matt Macarchuck.
1924
01:25:37,505 --> 01:25:40,033
- I'll meet you at the front.
1925
01:25:55,017 --> 01:25:56,852
- Do you think I
could just like,
1926
01:25:56,854 --> 01:25:58,854
get my discount on
this one last time?
1927
01:25:59,956 --> 01:26:00,889
- Um, no.
1928
01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:06,125
There you go.
1929
01:26:07,469 --> 01:26:08,402
Thank you.
1930
01:26:10,670 --> 01:26:12,538
- I like your earrings.
1931
01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:13,539
- Thanks.
1932
01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:14,903
They are Le Chateau.
1933
01:26:23,353 --> 01:26:24,286
- Bye for now.
1934
01:26:25,586 --> 01:26:26,717
- See you, Lawrence.
1935
01:26:32,956 --> 01:26:35,528
- Um, more please.
- More?
1936
01:26:37,367 --> 01:26:38,531
Okay?
1937
01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:39,598
- One more.
- Really? Okay.
1938
01:26:41,195 --> 01:26:42,370
- [Lawrence] That's
great, thank you so much.
1939
01:26:42,372 --> 01:26:43,239
- All right.
- Yeah.
1940
01:26:55,209 --> 01:26:57,385
- [Server] I can
help you here, ma'am.
1941
01:26:57,387 --> 01:26:58,881
- Hi.
1942
01:26:58,883 --> 01:27:00,817
- [Server] Yup,
what would you like?
1943
01:27:00,819 --> 01:27:04,183
- So I'll order a turkey sub,
whole wheat bread, no cheese.
1944
01:27:05,252 --> 01:27:08,957
("I Like Movies" main theme)
1945
01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:26,612
Hey.
1946
01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:28,416
Nice hair.
1947
01:27:30,882 --> 01:27:32,145
Can I sit with you?
1948
01:27:36,118 --> 01:27:37,084
- Sure.
1949
01:27:47,965 --> 01:27:50,669
- Oh hey, you're going to
university soon, right?
1950
01:27:53,036 --> 01:27:55,069
So I should maybe
give you some tips,
1951
01:27:55,071 --> 01:27:57,379
college tips.
1952
01:27:59,075 --> 01:28:00,910
Yeah, any degree you get is
like basically meaningless
1953
01:28:00,912 --> 01:28:02,846
so you should just take courses
that actually interest you.
1954
01:28:02,848 --> 01:28:05,585
Like, experiment, you know?
1955
01:28:05,587 --> 01:28:07,455
And not just with school
1956
01:28:07,457 --> 01:28:09,314
'cause I actually wish that
I had more sex in college.
1957
01:28:09,316 --> 01:28:10,216
- Geez.
1958
01:28:10,218 --> 01:28:12,053
- Yeah.
1959
01:28:12,055 --> 01:28:15,562
And yeah, if you put tinfoil
over the smoke detector,
1960
01:28:15,564 --> 01:28:18,125
you can actually smoke
weed in your dorm.
1961
01:28:19,799 --> 01:28:22,294
- How do you get people
to like you in university?
1962
01:28:26,575 --> 01:28:28,806
- Ask them questions
about their interests
1963
01:28:30,139 --> 01:28:31,677
and really listen
when they talk.
1964
01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:33,272
Not just because you're
waiting to speak,
1965
01:28:33,274 --> 01:28:35,307
but like really listen
to what they're saying
1966
01:28:35,309 --> 01:28:38,948
so you can sort of see where
the conversation takes you.
1967
01:28:42,657 --> 01:28:44,492
I mean,
1968
01:28:44,494 --> 01:28:46,120
I think people are really
gonna like you in university.
1969
01:28:46,122 --> 01:28:49,354
I know that maybe they
didn't in high school,
1970
01:28:49,356 --> 01:28:54,502
but I think you have a real
college type of personality.
1971
01:28:57,298 --> 01:29:00,673
Yeah, things are like gonna
be really good for you there.
1972
01:29:00,675 --> 01:29:02,235
- Well, what about you?
1973
01:29:02,237 --> 01:29:03,445
- What about me?
1974
01:29:03,447 --> 01:29:05,579
- Like, are you gonna be okay?
1975
01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:08,208
- Yeah.
1976
01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:11,849
Yeah, I don't work
at Sequels anymore.
1977
01:29:14,117 --> 01:29:17,987
I enrolled in an acting class.
1978
01:29:17,989 --> 01:29:19,351
- Oh.
1979
01:29:19,353 --> 01:29:20,528
- Yeah.
1980
01:29:20,530 --> 01:29:23,091
And I am seeing a therapist.
1981
01:29:24,061 --> 01:29:25,401
- Well, how's all that been?
1982
01:29:27,504 --> 01:29:29,031
- Yeah, pretty good I think.
1983
01:29:30,232 --> 01:29:31,198
- Cool.
1984
01:29:32,905 --> 01:29:36,445
Alana, can I ask you like
a super personal question?
1985
01:29:38,372 --> 01:29:39,338
- Mm-hmm?
1986
01:29:40,814 --> 01:29:42,682
- What's your
favorite movie, man?
1987
01:29:42,684 --> 01:29:44,277
- Oh my god.
- You never told me.
1988
01:29:45,412 --> 01:29:46,752
- Oh my god, Lawrence.
1989
01:29:48,415 --> 01:29:51,724
Okay, are you like really
ready to hear the answer now?
1990
01:29:51,726 --> 01:29:53,253
- I think so, yeah.
1991
01:29:53,255 --> 01:29:55,057
- 'Cause it's not a
Stanley Kubrick movie.
1992
01:29:55,059 --> 01:29:56,828
- I have come to accept that.
- Okay.
1993
01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:58,324
- I just,
1994
01:29:58,326 --> 01:30:00,029
I want to know what
kind of movies you like.
1995
01:30:00,031 --> 01:30:00,964
- Ooh.
1996
01:30:06,675 --> 01:30:08,642
"Steel Magnolias."
1997
01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:13,779
- Oh, yeah, I haven't
seen that actually.
1998
01:30:13,781 --> 01:30:15,341
- Oh my god.
1999
01:30:15,343 --> 01:30:17,211
Lawrence, you haven't
seen "Steel Magnolias?"
2000
01:30:17,213 --> 01:30:18,047
- No, no.
2001
01:30:18,049 --> 01:30:19,554
- What?
2002
01:30:19,556 --> 01:30:21,116
This is like the best
movie of all time.
2003
01:30:21,118 --> 01:30:22,722
- What do you like
so much about it?
2004
01:30:22,724 --> 01:30:24,493
- Okay, for starters,
it has the best cast.
2005
01:30:24,495 --> 01:30:28,090
Like Julia Roberts, Sally
Field, Dolly Parton,
2006
01:30:28,092 --> 01:30:30,565
and Shirley MacLaine
are all in this movie
2007
01:30:30,567 --> 01:30:35,196
and they all have like these
amazing Southern accents.
2008
01:30:35,198 --> 01:30:36,604
(laughing)
2009
01:30:36,606 --> 01:30:38,430
And then at the
beginning of the movie,
2010
01:30:38,432 --> 01:30:40,971
Julia Roberts is like
this beautiful bride to be
2011
01:30:40,973 --> 01:30:42,434
with chronic diabetes.
2012
01:30:42,436 --> 01:30:44,777
And like I don't
wanna spoil anything,
2013
01:30:44,779 --> 01:30:48,275
but like she could
maybe die at the end.
2014
01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:49,276
- Oh no.
2015
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:50,442
- It breaks your heart.
2016
01:30:50,444 --> 01:30:51,619
You have to see this movie.
2017
01:30:51,621 --> 01:30:52,785
- What year did it come out?
2018
01:30:52,787 --> 01:30:54,446
- Oh, who the fuck knows?
2019
01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:55,282
Who cares?
2020
01:30:55,284 --> 01:30:56,250
It's so good.
2021
01:31:02,159 --> 01:31:03,664
- Oh my god.
2022
01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:04,995
This is never gonna
fit in the car.
2023
01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:12,035
(smooching)
(Lawrence laughing)
2024
01:31:13,544 --> 01:31:14,510
Okay.
2025
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,909
Here we go.
2026
01:31:17,911 --> 01:31:22,881
(uplifting orchestral music)
(noises of the city)
2027
01:31:50,273 --> 01:31:53,274
(knocking on door)
2028
01:32:01,152 --> 01:32:02,723
- Hi.
2029
01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,285
My friend said the
fourth floor rooms
2030
01:32:04,287 --> 01:32:05,660
are five times bigger
than regular rooms,
2031
01:32:05,662 --> 01:32:06,485
so I wanted to check it out.
2032
01:32:06,487 --> 01:32:07,893
Is that cool?
2033
01:32:07,895 --> 01:32:10,027
- Yeah, come on in.
- Thank you.
2034
01:32:10,029 --> 01:32:10,995
Cool.
2035
01:32:14,836 --> 01:32:15,769
- Hi.
2036
01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:18,200
I'm Lawrence.
2037
01:32:18,202 --> 01:32:19,168
- I'm Tabitha.
2038
01:32:20,842 --> 01:32:23,403
"Steel Magnolias," cool.
2039
01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:25,273
Do you like movies?
2040
01:32:26,881 --> 01:32:31,785
- Yeah, yeah, I like movies,
but what do you like?
2041
01:32:33,019 --> 01:32:34,414
- I'm really into horticulture.
2042
01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:35,580
- Horticulture?
2043
01:32:35,582 --> 01:32:36,790
Yeah, that's cool.
2044
01:32:38,695 --> 01:32:40,387
How did you get into that?
2045
01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,664
I grew up in the
Sunshine Coast in B.C.
2046
01:32:42,666 --> 01:32:44,325
and my parents had a greenhouse,
2047
01:32:44,327 --> 01:32:47,031
so they were just big hippies.
2048
01:32:47,033 --> 01:32:48,197
- Really?
2049
01:32:48,199 --> 01:32:49,528
What did they grow?
2050
01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:50,936
- Weed at one point,
2051
01:32:51,741 --> 01:32:54,203
and cucumber, spinach,
2052
01:32:54,205 --> 01:32:57,371
and then I started growing
my own heirloom tomatoes.
2053
01:32:57,373 --> 01:32:58,911
Okay, I'm gonna head out there
2054
01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:01,441
and tell everyone that
your room is huge.
2055
01:33:02,477 --> 01:33:03,476
- Okay, yeah.
2056
01:33:04,886 --> 01:33:08,690
Thanks for talking
to me about tomatoes.
2057
01:33:08,692 --> 01:33:10,153
- No, I meant like,
2058
01:33:10,155 --> 01:33:12,254
do you wanna go try
and meet people?
2059
01:33:15,996 --> 01:33:17,864
- Um... Yeah, sure, totally.
2060
01:33:18,867 --> 01:33:20,229
- Hey, Mitchell, Janessa,
2061
01:33:20,231 --> 01:33:21,461
this is Lawrence.
2062
01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:23,034
He has a room on
the fourth floor
2063
01:33:23,036 --> 01:33:24,596
and you're right,
it's way bigger.
2064
01:33:24,598 --> 01:33:27,236
- Yeah, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
2065
01:33:28,569 --> 01:33:30,371
Where are you guys from?
2066
01:33:30,373 --> 01:33:32,604
Did you like who they
assigned as your roommates,
2067
01:33:32,606 --> 01:33:34,749
and what you picked
as your major,
2068
01:33:34,751 --> 01:33:36,817
and how have you liked
living in Ottawa?
2069
01:33:36,819 --> 01:33:39,787
Did you have to travel
super far to get here?
2070
01:33:39,789 --> 01:33:40,788
Are your parents okay?
2071
01:33:40,790 --> 01:33:41,789
Are they holding up?
2072
01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,318
Do they miss you?
2073
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:46,761
- Wow, you really
like to ask questions.
2074
01:33:46,763 --> 01:33:47,696
- Yeah.
2075
01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:49,995
Is that bad?
2076
01:33:49,997 --> 01:33:51,667
- No, you're good.
2077
01:33:52,626 --> 01:33:53,933
Come sit down.
2078
01:33:53,935 --> 01:33:55,099
- Okay.
2079
01:33:55,101 --> 01:33:56,496
- Where are you from, Lawrence?
2080
01:34:00,975 --> 01:34:01,842
- Burlington.
2081
01:34:01,844 --> 01:34:03,008
- Burlington?
2082
01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:04,009
I've never heard of that.
2083
01:34:04,011 --> 01:34:05,175
- It's like a suburb--
2084
01:34:05,177 --> 01:34:06,748
- It's just outside of Toronto?
2085
01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:07,573
- Yes, yeah, yeah.
- I'm from Toronto.
2086
01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:08,574
- Me too.
2087
01:34:08,576 --> 01:34:10,411
- Oh, okay, yeah,
2088
01:34:10,413 --> 01:34:11,819
well, you must know how
much Burlington sucks then!
2089
01:34:11,821 --> 01:34:12,919
- I've driven
through it like once.
2090
01:34:12,921 --> 01:34:13,854
- Yeah.
2091
01:34:14,956 --> 01:34:16,483
- That's sweet.
2092
01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:17,517
- But like, what's the
Sunshine Coast like?
2093
01:34:17,519 --> 01:34:18,650
I've never been to B.C.
2094
01:34:18,652 --> 01:34:21,323
- Oh, it's beautiful,
2095
01:34:21,325 --> 01:34:22,489
a lot prettier than here,
2096
01:34:22,491 --> 01:34:24,293
but it's still nice here.
2097
01:34:24,295 --> 01:34:28,693
(people chattering) ("Loving"
by Land of Talk begins)
2098
01:34:28,695 --> 01:34:33,841
♪ There's that song,
touch a body feel it ♪
2099
01:34:34,668 --> 01:34:38,307
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2100
01:34:38,309 --> 01:34:42,179
♪ Don't say you live here ♪
2101
01:34:42,181 --> 01:34:47,316
♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪
2102
01:34:48,891 --> 01:34:53,124
♪ I've been living
like I'm locked up ♪
2103
01:34:53,126 --> 01:34:57,062
♪ I can see the midnight skies ♪
2104
01:34:57,064 --> 01:35:01,231
♪ Sometimes love it
would sustain you ♪
2105
01:35:01,233 --> 01:35:05,235
♪ Only if you're on my side ♪
2106
01:35:05,237 --> 01:35:09,371
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like to kid around ♪
2107
01:35:09,373 --> 01:35:13,408
♪ Some might say I
just don't let up ♪
2108
01:35:13,410 --> 01:35:17,544
♪ Life's not long, why
don't you live it? ♪
2109
01:35:17,546 --> 01:35:22,681
♪ There's that song,
touch a body feel it ♪
2110
01:35:23,519 --> 01:35:27,257
♪ It's gonna get worse ♪
2111
01:35:27,259 --> 01:35:31,360
♪ Don't say you live here ♪
2112
01:35:31,362 --> 01:35:35,133
♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪
2113
01:35:35,135 --> 01:35:39,874
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2114
01:35:39,876 --> 01:35:43,768
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2115
01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:47,772
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2116
01:35:47,774 --> 01:35:51,677
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2117
01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:54,614
♪ Touch a body ♪
2118
01:36:44,831 --> 01:36:49,977
♪ Touch a body feel it ♪
2119
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2120
01:37:01,287 --> 01:37:06,389
♪ Touch a body feel it ♪
2121
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♪ Touch a body feel it ♪
2122
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