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[automated voice]
Now serving D46 at counter three.
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Now serving D46 at counter three.
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Ugh, the DMV fucking sucks.
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[chuckles] Totally, Van.
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What a hot and sexy take. Say more.
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What's up with you today?
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[laughing] Nothing-uh.
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I mean, Van is just, like, so fascinating.
No? I-I think so.
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Take it easy, Emmy.
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- Oh, I'm very easy. Everybody knows it.
- [phone chimes]
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- Ugh, it's Ben.
- Ooh, it's Ben! The urinal guy!
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[Emmy] "You around tonight?"
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"Wanna martini emoji?" [laughs]
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All right, we need an excuse.
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You're out of town.
You've got an aunt thing in Colorado.
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- Got it. "Aunt thing."
- Wait. What's an "aunt thing"?
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No one knows. It sounds specific,
but it conveys nothing.
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We've used it to bail on so many people.
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Yeah, no, no, it makes sense.
Aunts are frail.
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Um, but couldn't we also
just get the drink with Ben?
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Definitely not.
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But the dong did respectable work,
and he was sweet.
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Mmm, nah.
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- Now serving D47 at counter nine.
- Oh, that's me. Aunt thing sent.
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Cool. Uh, we'll just be here then.
Uh, me and Van's exposed clavicle.
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[both chuckle]
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So, how have you been?
Since the last time I... Since... Since we...
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- Since we kissed?
- Kissed, yes kissed.
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We... When we were kissing.
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I've been good. And kissing's fun.
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I must say,
I do find you oddly compelling.
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And I find you to be the prettiest
lady rock in the history of the world.
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But you're too into me,
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and I don't do
your Lovebug relationship thingies.
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Well, that's cool, I'm not even
interested in a relationship, bro.
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- Let's get married.
- Absolutely. Let's do it in Santa Barbara.
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See? Too into me.
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[laughing] Okay, okay.
We're not getting married.
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But, uh, can we still make out?
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We'll see. But right now
I gotta go help Sarah.
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Okay, I'll be here,
not wanting a relationship.
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Little do you know,
I am such a good kisser,
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you will want to marry me.
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[cackles] Woo-woo!
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ A-ha
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
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- ♪ So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
- ♪ A-ha ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ It's like I'm powerful
With a little bit of tender ♪
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♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
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♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better ♪
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♪ There's nothing better ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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- First day. You nervous?
- No.
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- Well, don't be.
- I'm not.
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Good, because it's just an internship.
It doesn't even count.
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I mean, it's like you're barely
even a Shame Wizard.
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- I am too a Shame Wizard.
- Okay, fine.
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- You said you'd respect my choice.
- It's a bad choice though.
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- You promised.
- I know.
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Hey! Shut the hell up!
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Montel, I think you're gonna be
a lovely Shame Wizard.
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Thank you, Connie Mommy.
You're my favorite.
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- Goes without saying.
- "Goes without saying." Blech.
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- There they are.
- [cheering]
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- All right!
- It's our coach.
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That's right. Happy softball season,
A-Rods and A-Holes.
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- And there's our star slugger.
- Say, Joe, knuckle me a donut.
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Mm-hmm. Here comes a heater. [spits]
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- [grunts]
- [cheering]
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- Yeah.
- There you go.
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And that's how we're gonna do it
this season. But with a ball.
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[Mona] Hell yeah!
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So there's an office softball league?
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- Yeah.
- How very pre-gig-economy.
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Your mother is actually
a pretty legendary hitter.
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Back in the Jazz Age,
she hit a ball so hard, it shat itself.
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[Walter] Now approaching the plate,
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that hotsy-totsy dame
they call Lil Syphilis.
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That's right, because her swing,
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just like the infection,
is lethal in this era.
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[ball farts]
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[Kitty] What in the F. Scott Shitzgerald?
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Oh my God, it's a Great Shatsby.
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That moment gave us all a little hope
in a time of...
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so much jazz.
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There you are. My uncompensated protégé.
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- Tell me, can you play shortstop?
- Whatever you need, boss.
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- [groans]
- Connie Mommy, look.
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I'm a hot little slice of Americana,
just like you.
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Oh, you play on whichever team
you want, okay, baby?
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Okay.
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But if you play against me,
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I'll make you shit like a ball.
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- Oh.
- Have a good first day, kiddo.
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- Um, are you guys in there again?
- [moaning]
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- Get your stupid staples later, Ethan.
- [Ethan] Well, maybe I will.
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- [sighs]
- [chuckles]
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- You're naughty.
- Not naughty, Pete. Hateful.
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I hate Dante.
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- Ooh! [laughs]
- I hate that glitter-titted Hope.
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Oh God, yeah.
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And I hate that you're still wearing
that dorky little outfit of yours.
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[chomps, gulps]
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Oh, uh... [chuckles] That was a $30 tie,
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but, you know what,
whatever the lady likes.
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Well, the lady would like you
dick naked and cheeks up, now.
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[yells]
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- Hoo! [chuckles]
- [exhales]
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Now that's what I call intercourse.
[chuckles]
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All right, Pete. I'm out.
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Bring that rubble butt
back here at lunchtime.
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[chuckles] Um... [clears throat]
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Speaking of my buttocks,
I was thinking about, uh, you know,
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other things you could bite,
like, I don't know, a nice meal sometime?
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[scoffs] A what?
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Well, uh, maybe even two meals. [chuckles]
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Vigorous coitus demands nutrients.
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No dates.
That's not how hate-fucking works.
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Oh, uh, "hate-fucking." I see.
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Look, when you're a worm,
all fuckin' is hate-fuckin'.
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- It's not personal.
- Oh! Heh.
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"Not personal." Uh, so you don't hate me?
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- Not particularly.
- Well, heh, cool beans then.
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Yeah, cool beans, Pete.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna, uh, go urinate,
so I don't get a UTI.
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I suggest you do the same.
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[humming]
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Hey, Pete, do these shiny lips
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make you wanna kiss
and eventually marry me?
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- Uh...
- I mean, if you were Van.
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Ohh, I see. Sounds like you two
are getting serious.
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Oh, you know. [giggles] Kinda serious.
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I mean, she keeps telling me
she doesn't want a relationship,
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but I'm gonna show her how wrong she is.
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- We're cute.
- Well, cheers. [chuckles]
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You know, incidentally,
I also have romantic news about Rochelle.
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Shut up. Tell me everything. Shut up!
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Okay, okay, I'll tell you two things.
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Supply closet and...
[whispering] ...ten minutes ago.
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[laughs]
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- Holy holy shit!
- [chuckles]
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Yeah. It's all happening.
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Me in the relationship I've always wanted,
you getting back out there. Look at us go.
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We're thriving this season.
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Everything is coming up Pete and Emmy.
[chuckles]
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All right. Well, I'll let you return
to your seduction.
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And I'll let you get back
to humping in storage.
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Man, I love a sexy office romance.
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Wait. "Office romance"?
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- Huh?
- Oh my God, that's exactly what it is.
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Emmy! Emmy! We have to get
to Creature Administrations
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and report our workplace liaisons.
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Cool, I'll meet you down there.
Hope there are forms.
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Ho-ho, you won't be disappointed, friend.
There are so many forms.
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Yeah, no, I'm goin' this way.
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Yeah, that's it, Black Cloaks,
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get better at the thing
you'll do in the game.
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- You know, the... the thing.
- [chuckles]
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Pathetic.
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[chitters]
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Of course they're not a real threat,
Moneyballs.
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- But a little intel never hurts.
- [Lionel] Oh!
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What's this now?
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[Lionel] Yes, Montel. Never stop.
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Oh, shit.
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[whistles]
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[Maury pants]
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- Uh, here. You're gonna need all of this.
- Mm?
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HGH? Bull steroids?
What is all this shit for?
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It's Montel. They're good. Uh, too good.
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They might even be
a better softball player than y...
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How dare!
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Hey, if you're mad, then why did you do
the sexiest possible thing to me?
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- Ah!
- [grunts]
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It's all incredibly hot.
I... I... I don't know what to tell you.
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Well, I don't need your stupid pills
to win this game.
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- But, Connie...
- Please observe.
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Hey, Sonya, one softball shit
on the rocks, please.
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Uh, we don't have softball shit.
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Oh, my mistake and my apologies.
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Why, pray tell,
don't you have softball shit?
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Because it hasn't existed since the 1920s
when you hit that homer.
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That will be all, Sonya. Thank you.
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Point taken, okay? You're the best,
and I should not have questioned that.
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Thank you, Maury.
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Well, if you really wanna thank me,
you'll slap me around some more.
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Maybe step on my nuts?
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Yeah, all right.
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Get those suckers on the bar,
and I'll get my Doc Martens.
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[amusing music playing]
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[snores]
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Oh, hello, sleepy Sarah.
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- Hello, random sex man.
- [Van chuckles]
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And, oh, hey, Van.
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Fancy meeting you here
with my lips all glossed up and kissable.
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They do look very wet.
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But they're really just sticky.
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- [phone vibrates]
- [gasps, sighs]
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- Time to skedaddle?
- Right. Skedaddle.
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We skedaddle because we, as a collective,
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don't give a shit about relationships,
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even though it is nice
to have a partner to share your life with.
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Emmy...
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What? I'm not talking about us.
I meant theoretically.
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[groans] Where the hell is the door? Ow!
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Oh my God. Shit. I-I'm so sorry.
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I was getting water.
I didn't even see you. Sarah?
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- Ben?
- It's Ben! Ben's here!
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[both] What the fuck?
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What the fuck me?
Uh, this is... [chuckles] ...my home.
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So what the fuck you, actually.
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Wha... Oh God, this is the same apartment.
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Which we could not have known.
Every dude lives in this apartment.
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Uh, so, are you stalking me or something?
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Ew, no! I... I was just...
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I, um...
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[babbles]
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...went home with some guy,
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and it turns out he's your roommate.
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Oh, wow. With Cody?
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Yep, I know. I'm an asshole.
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- Uh, I'm getting an Uber and leaving.
- [sighs]
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So I guess your "aunt thing"
was just not wanting to hang out with me?
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- Aw, Sarah, he's sad.
- Who cares?
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Shit. Um...
It's a 57-minute wait and it's raining.
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Can I take this CVS bag
so I can put it on my head?
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[groans]
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Wow. Fine. Keep it.
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00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,708
No, that's not what I...
Look, I'll just give you a ride.
234
00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:09,333
I'm sorry. I like him.
I like when they provide services.
235
00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,500
[thunderclap]
236
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,375
You know, you could have sat up front.
237
00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,833
It's cool. Just thought
I'd keep it professional.
238
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,875
Ugh, I really am sorry
about the "aunt thing" thing.
239
00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,208
Ew, why are you apologizing?
240
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:26,291
And if it makes you feel any better,
Cody sucks at sex.
241
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,041
[chuckles] That...
That does help a little bit.
242
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:31,916
- You should talk to him about that.
- Actually, I don't think I will.
243
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,833
[laughs]
244
00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:35,583
- Vibe. Sarah, the vibe is back.
- Is not, shut up.
245
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,875
Hey, can I ask you something weird?
246
00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:38,958
Uh, okay?
247
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:42,333
That night that we were together,
did you steal my deodorant?
248
00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:45,000
- She did. She's wearing it.
- That's crazy and weird.
249
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:47,125
Why... Why would I want your deodorant?
250
00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,958
I... I don't know. Why would you be
in my kitchen at 1:00 a.m.?
251
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,500
- Like, are you obsessed with me...?
- Definitely not, dude.
252
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,291
Or do you wanna murder me?
253
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:57,208
- We don't. You're hot.
- I promise it's neither.
254
00:10:57,291 --> 00:11:01,625
But this ride was very kind,
and I guess I'm glad I ran into you.
255
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,588
[navigation voice]
Arriving at your destination.
256
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:06,958
- Okay, well, uh, have a good...
- We should try one date.
257
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,583
- [all] What?!
- Wait, right? I can't tell anymore.
258
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:14,916
Knowing you has been very confusing,
but I find you... oddly compelling.
259
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,458
- [gasps] Oh my God.
- It's a coincidence.
260
00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:18,625
Bitch, say yes.
261
00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,517
- Nope. No, thank you.
- Um... I... I don't kno...
262
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:22,142
- Ow! I... I have to think.
- Nope. Come on.
263
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,666
- Good night.
- I'll text you.
264
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,666
[sighs] Yeah, I'm sure you will.
265
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,125
I know you can't hear me, sir,
266
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,791
but I am gonna do
everything in my damn power
267
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,625
to help you double-dip that dick
in my girl.
268
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:33,625
[Pete] Good morning.
269
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:37,750
I, uh, seek formal approval
to continue a workplace romance.
270
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,958
You'll find I've completed
all mandatory forms.
271
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:42,958
Oh, great. And now I get to process them.
272
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,208
Ugh, okay.
273
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,916
Concerned parties.
Pete Doheny. Rochelle Hillcrest.
274
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Hillhurst.
275
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,708
The gorgeous, highly accomplished
worm on floor three. [chuckles]
276
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,831
I know what you're thinking,
how did I get so lucky?
277
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:57,250
I'm not thinking. Confirm that you are not
Ms. Hillhurst's supervisor.
278
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,166
Confirmed.
279
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,708
- Has there been any harassment?
- Oh, not at all.
280
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:05,416
Uh, although, her ass meant
a great deal to me when I first saw it.
281
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,226
- [chuckles]
- Please, sir. I have a migraine.
282
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,210
- Sorry.
- Now, is this an exclusive relationship?
283
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,916
Oh, uh... Well, no.
284
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,125
I would welcome that, of course,
but she's still getting over her...
285
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,500
Do you discuss confidential
client information on dates?
286
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,250
"Dates," you said? [chuckles]
287
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,541
- [worker sighs]
- Dates.
288
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,166
Um, well, see, the thing is,
Rochelle would happily starve
289
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,890
before she'd sit in a restaurant with me.
290
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,250
That has been made clear.
291
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:30,791
So frankly, Mr. Questions,
I'm not sure to which "dates" you refer.
292
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,041
[groans] Okay, man.
I think you filled out the wrong form.
293
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,958
Okay, well,
now you're embarrassing yourself
294
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,333
because I do not fill out incorrect forms.
295
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:44,333
So please process my Form 7413B
for a Workplace Romance.
296
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:49,500
No, because you're supposed
to fill out a 7413D
297
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:54,083
for Sad Little Fuck-Puppets
Getting Used For Sex By Their Coworker.
298
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,916
[scoffs]
It can't possibly say that on the...
299
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,125
Oh my God, it does.
300
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,916
Please leave if you're going to cry.
301
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,375
My union says
I don't have to look at that.
302
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:06,125
[to the tune of the US National Anthem]
♪ O, spray tans are free ♪
303
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,666
♪ At the place near my house ♪
304
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,958
♪ When you pay for nine tans ♪
305
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:17,083
♪ Then the tenth one is gratis ♪
306
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:20,541
♪ And the girl's name is Claire ♪
307
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,500
♪ And she has shiny hair ♪
308
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,916
♪ She went to school with my mom ♪
309
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,791
♪ But they weren't super close ♪
310
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:34,458
♪ O, Claire doesn't ever ♪
311
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:40,166
♪ Remember my name ♪
312
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:44,833
♪ But her spray tans look sweet ♪
313
00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:51,083
♪ So I help pay her student loans ♪
314
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,666
- Well done, Mr. Rick.
- [applause]
315
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,750
Let's play some basketball!
316
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,125
- USA!
- Woo-hoo!
317
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:59,625
This pitcher throws a sinker,
so remember, keep your eye on the ball.
318
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,708
She could even throw a change-up,
in which case, remember,
319
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:04,583
keep your eye on the ball.
320
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,125
I got it. [gasps]
321
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,041
The hell?
322
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,791
Oh, hey, Mamas. [spits]
323
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:13,125
Lionel's got Montel pitching now too?
That filthy cheat.
324
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,541
That was not in the game plan
I stole from his office.
325
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,875
[Walter, over PA]
Here comes the first pitch.
326
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,291
- [grunts]
- Strike one.
327
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,708
Oh, my.
328
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,416
Strike two.
329
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,125
Connie can't strike out, right?
I mean, she never strikes out.
330
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,750
You know what she should do?
Keep her eye on...
331
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,958
- She knows that, Gil.
- Ahh!
332
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:33,500
All right, I hope
you enjoyed playtime, baby.
333
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,291
Because Mama's gonna
put you to bed now.
334
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,458
- [grunts]
- Oh!
335
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,833
- Strike three!
- Oh, my gosh!
336
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:43,583
[laughs] Holy shit! Mom, did you see that?
337
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,000
'Cause if you did,
338
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,250
you should've hit it.
339
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,333
Wow, just wow.
340
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:54,291
The unflappable Connie LaCienega
very much flapped at the top of the game.
341
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,500
Tyler! How can you eat nachos
at a time like this?
342
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,208
They're jalapeño nachos.
343
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,833
They make my semen muy picante.
344
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,958
Oh my God! I struck out.
345
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:09,541
That little fuckin' nobody's
trying to steal my game.
346
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,625
- You should have kept your eye...
- Don't you...
347
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,166
[choking] I know you're mad,
348
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,208
but you're making me hard
in front of the team.
349
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,916
- Okay, let's see here.
- Could we make this a quickie?
350
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,583
I want to get back for the 7th-inning
stretch-out-your-asshole.
351
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,750
- You got it, Mona.
- You called this meeting?
352
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:28,708
Why, yes, I did, and by the end of it,
you're gonna wanna go on a date.
353
00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:30,541
Really? With you?
354
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:35,125
No, I meant Ben and Sarah,
but it's good to know you wanna date me.
355
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,916
- You're relentless.
- And a little delusional.
356
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,500
- [chuckles]
- Sarah and Ben.
357
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,125
What the fuck? Emmy made a PowerPoint?
358
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,625
They've had not one, but two meet-cutes.
359
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:49,833
Some would call that a meet-two-t.
360
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,416
Some would call it fate.
361
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,916
Well, some would call fate
"very not real."
362
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,208
Logical objections, naturally.
363
00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,166
All of which I've addressed
in my upcoming slides.
364
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,750
I'll show 'em to you, if you ask nicely.
365
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,750
All right, Boss Baby Emmy.
366
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,875
Show me your slides please.
367
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,166
What's going on with you two?
368
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,250
Why are you breathing
at each other so much?
369
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:14,375
As you can see in slide two,
human life is short,
370
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:18,000
which by Van's own logic,
means humans should, uh...
371
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,583
- What was that rule again?
- Minimize pain, maximize pleasure.
372
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,291
Exactly. Well, guess what
I find pleasurable.
373
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,208
Love.
374
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,750
You think the urinal guy is true love?
375
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,000
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
376
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,250
I think he's new love.
377
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,750
Floaty, buzzy horniness
378
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,750
that's so loud you can't taste food.
379
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,458
- That's maximum pleasure.
- Yes to the date!
380
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:46,708
I got a pulse in my vag too.
Let's text what's-his-face.
381
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:51,291
Damn, Em. I had no idea
you could be so analytical.
382
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:55,208
Oh, it's always my pleasure
to analyze this.
383
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:59,041
Sexy fucking movie!
Fist each other right now, or I quit.
384
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:02,333
So, Van, what do you say? One date?
385
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:05,791
All right, one date.
But just to shut you up.
386
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,208
Baby, I'll take it.
387
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:12,625
Clits ahoy! Stick around, lesbians.
After this, more softball.
388
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,583
[Walter] It's the bottom of the fourth,
and the Black Cloaks,
389
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,125
well, they could use a rally, honey.
390
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:21,250
All right, let's go, Black Cloaks.
Come on. Let's see her.
391
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,500
[Kitty] It's a pop fly.
392
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,166
[Walter] But there seems to be
an open fly in the outfield.
393
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,333
- [moans]
- [splash]
394
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:29,041
- [Tyler] Lo siento, grass.
- Tyler! Eyes up, dick down.
395
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,125
Oh!
396
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,541
[Kitty] He's safe.
397
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:34,291
With that, the Black Cloaks
have three Wizards on base.
398
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,291
Not unlike Les Claypool,
Sir Paul McCartney,
399
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,875
and Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
400
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,250
That's three wizards...
401
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,750
[imitates bass notes]
402
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,416
...on bass. [laughs]
403
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:49,000
Oh God. The time has come.
Gil, hand me my anal beads. [groans]
404
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,458
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the long dong is with thee.
405
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:54,791
[Kitty] Montel LaBeverley
steps up to the plate.
406
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,875
Do your thing, rookie.
407
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,416
Psst! Montel!
I hear Joe's gonna throw a slider.
408
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,750
[blows kiss] Good luck, sugar.
409
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,958
Aw, thanks, Connie Mommy.
410
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,083
You lyin', big-haired bitch.
411
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:10,166
[grunting in slow-motion]
412
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,791
[triumphant music playing]
413
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:16,291
[Walter] Geena Davis Christ,
the ball seems to be shitting.
414
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,083
- [ball farting]
- [Kitty] And pissing.
415
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,916
This is a softball first.
416
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,458
It's going, going,
417
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,875
it's in a
toxic-onscreen-marriage-to-Ben-Affleck,
418
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,125
Gone Girl!
419
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,416
Grand slam, thank you, ma'am!
420
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,375
I'm God! Sports are everything to me!
421
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,833
Oh, hey, Mama M.
422
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,833
[groans]
Gil, put these back in my ass, please.
423
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:40,000
Hey, Tyler. Get over here,
and bring your spicy sack with you.
424
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:40,958
Okay.
425
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,750
Mama got a plan.
426
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,083
I love your choice of venue.
427
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,583
- [barking]
- Very romantic.
428
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:51,125
Yeah, I hope it isn't weird
that I used to fuck a lot of these dogs.
429
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,041
Hey, New York's a small town.
It was bound to happen.
430
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,041
[both laugh]
431
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,875
Okay, Ben.
Rolling with the bestiality joke.
432
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,166
[chuckles] I guess he is kinda fun.
433
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,041
[chuckles]
Do you do that sleeve thing every time?
434
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,041
The windshield wipe? Oh, yeah.
435
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,458
I've always prided myself
on a clean mustache.
436
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,708
- Since sixth grade.
- Hang on. Sixth grade?
437
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:13,791
- Eleven years old, full Tom Selleck.
- [Sarah laughs]
438
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,583
Oh, this is very gorgeous.
439
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,458
Oh, yeah. Pediatricians were puzzled.
440
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,142
- Someone wrote a paper about me.
- [barks]
441
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,708
- Whoa, buddy.
- Oh, shit.
442
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,291
[chuckles]
Gotta keep that thing clean, right?
443
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:30,708
Yes! Hell yes! Cute. Hot. Admit.
444
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:34,375
Admit what?
That fate is real, and love conquers all?
445
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:38,833
No, none of that. Relax.
I just meant tonight's a good night.
446
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,791
Okay, yeah...
I guess Sarah is having a good time.
447
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,291
- Just Sarah?
- Well, me too.
448
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,375
[romantic music playing]
449
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:53,041
[chuckles] You want real tween tragedy?
Strap in for my emo phase.
450
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,750
[Ben laughs]
451
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:55,833
Very spooky.
452
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:59,041
I got mall-arrested
for stealing that spiky bracelet.
453
00:19:59,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Oh, wow.
454
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,916
My mom made me wear pastels for a month
as a punishment.
455
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,666
- Diabolical. I like your mom.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
456
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,958
Wait. What did he say?
457
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,250
Oh, uh, unless... no? Do we hate her?
458
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,666
Dude, none of your business.
459
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,000
What? What's going on?
Why is my mouth empty?
460
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,291
Yeah, my... my mom and I... Can we...
Can we talk about something else, please?
461
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:23,250
Oh, of course. No, uh, sorry.
A-Absolutely.
462
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,875
- I'm just gonna...
- Oh, right. I'll... I can un-touch you.
463
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:29,416
Wait, Sarah,
what's the drama with your mama?
464
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,750
- Not now, Emmy.
- But you're being so weird.
465
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,083
- We were having a good time. Wait, what?
- [thud]
466
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,458
[groans] This was stupid. So stupid.
467
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:39,333
Fucking dog shit everywhere.
468
00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:42,583
Van? No. What the hell are you doing
with those rocks?
469
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:45,916
- Everything's fine. Just rela...
- Don't fucking tell me to relax.
470
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,666
Okay, fine.
471
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:52,458
Well, folks, the Stiff Sox
have clawed their way back to the lead
472
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,916
and are just one out away from victory.
473
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,291
[Kitty] But with a big hit,
474
00:20:56,375 --> 00:21:00,041
Montel LaBeverley
could win it all for the Black Cloaks.
475
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,476
Hey, batter, batter, batter!
I love you, but please fuck up.
476
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,375
- Batter, batter, batter!
- Come on, intern! Play like we pay you.
477
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,291
- [Kitty] Here comes the...
- Hey, slugger.
478
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,583
- Tyler?
- Hot-sauce delivery.
479
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:14,375
It's from my balls. [echoes]
480
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,541
[in slow-motion] No!
481
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:20,916
[gasping]
482
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,458
- [sizzling]
- Why?! Why?!
483
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:23,875
[Kitty] Oh, jizz in the face.
484
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,625
- You're out.
- Oh, is that allowed?
485
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,833
How are there seeds in it?!
486
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:30,416
Unbelievable!
487
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,791
The Hormone Monsters
have Nancied their Kerrigan
488
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,083
and won it all.
489
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,291
We did it, Connie. Great plan.
490
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,875
Was that a gooey Gillooly or what?
491
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:40,791
Nice work, kid.
492
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,333
Oh my God, Connie, you saved the day!
I mean, you won the game!
493
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:47,875
I mean, you had our child attacked,
which is awful.
494
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,750
See? I... I... I got there. I got there.
495
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:53,250
[gulps, sighs]
496
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,708
Another raspberry.
497
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:58,208
- You sure about that, big guy?
- Of course. Hey, I'm celebrating.
498
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,875
I'm Rochelle's certified rent-a-hole,
so cheers to me.
499
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:04,625
Oh, by all means, stare.
500
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:08,916
Look me in the eyes, please,
because Lord knows Rochelle won't.
501
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,041
Hey, Pete, I think I know
what's gonna happen when I ask this,
502
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,958
but, you okay?
503
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,166
[sobs]
504
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,875
Yeah. What I thought.
505
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,458
I know some people look at me
and see some big tough rock
506
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,416
with huge muscles that are also rocks...
507
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,333
Sure.
508
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:28,500
...but underneath that,
I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.
509
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,000
I do see that now.
510
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,416
A sensitive guy and a Hate Worm.
That's tricky math.
511
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,958
Yeah, so what do you think I should do
512
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:39,541
if I want a real romance
but she only wants hate sex?
513
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,708
- Get a doll?
- What?
514
00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:43,916
You know, a doll that looks like her,
and I pretend it says nice things.
515
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,541
I think what you do
is tell her the truth, Pete.
516
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:47,458
Say what you need.
517
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,541
But... she could say no
and I could lose her entirely.
518
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,166
Well, that's the risk.
519
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,666
If you don't wanna take it,
you can just keep being
520
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,875
a "Sad Little Fuck-Puppet."
521
00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:01,500
No, Pete Doheny is more than a 7413D.
522
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,250
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
523
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,142
- [laughs] That's what I'm talking about.
- Hoo!
524
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,666
That felt good.
I, uh, do have other hard copies.
525
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,083
Plus digital backups,
both cloud and local, but, uh... Hoo!
526
00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:13,333
- All right. Hey!
- Yeah!
527
00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:16,583
Victory circle jerk. Let's go, you two.
528
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:20,833
Be right with you, Joe. I, uh, wanna go
shake hands with the losers first.
529
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,291
Not me, I wanna jack off my teammates.
530
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,041
[Connie] Got you a Shamey Temple.
Your fav...
531
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:27,375
How dare!
532
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:31,875
How could you, Connie, pay him, Tyler,
533
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:34,541
to I, Tonya me, Montel?
534
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:37,541
Oh my God. Stop, stop, stop.
535
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:41,500
Don't even try shaming me.
It is not gonna work.
536
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,333
[stammers] Pardon me.
Professional curiosity.
537
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:48,958
You're not ashamed
for temporarily blinding your own child?
538
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:50,916
- No, I am not.
- [groans]
539
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,333
- Monty, I love you, and I love lovin' you.
- [gentle music playing]
540
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:58,708
But today, you almost surpassed me
at something I care about,
541
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:01,375
and I just couldn't let that happen.
542
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:05,541
Because if I surpassed you,
you'd have to stop lovin' me?
543
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,000
Exactly.
544
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:12,041
So I took a hit out on you,
and now we can be a family again.
545
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:15,875
- Come here, honey.
- [chuckles] Oh, this is very fucked up.
546
00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:20,625
Somehow, I feel shame
for ever being good at softball.
547
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,791
[gasps] How did you do that?
548
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:26,166
- You got all your talent from me, baby.
- Oh!
549
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,833
I love you, you psycho bitch.
550
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:34,958
So, yeah, that's why
I stopped cutting my own hair.
551
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,416
- [Van groans]
- [chuckles]
552
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,291
- Crazy, right?
- Yeah, crazy.
553
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:41,625
Come on, Sarah.
Why are you shutting him out?
554
00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:44,875
[clears throat]
I'm sorry again about before,
555
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,791
if I pried about your mom.
556
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,666
- It's fine. You didn't do anything wrong.
- Yeah, exactly. He's a good man.
557
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,291
- A mighty, mighty good man.
- Jesus, can you talk normal?
558
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,666
I'm just saying,
I don't get what the problem is.
559
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,041
Maybe you're the problem.
560
00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:01,041
Me? You're building a wall.
A literal emotional wall.
561
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,875
Is it made of you, by the way?
562
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,478
Or are you pooing it?
I don't know, I feel like that would hurt.
563
00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:07,601
Sarah, we never should've listened
to her. I'm sorry.
564
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:10,041
Whoa, hi. I'm right here.
565
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:12,958
Look, I don't know what the big deal
about your mom is, but...
566
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,833
[grunts] It's not about her mom.
567
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:17,291
So drop it, Emmy, okay?
568
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:20,958
Look, I... I'm sorry
if I pushed too hard. I just...
569
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,625
I wanted something great for you.
570
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,416
I wanted something great for all of us.
571
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,041
- [groans]
- I... I really thought it could be great.
572
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,583
Well, you thought wrong.
573
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:34,458
What's happening?
Why are you being so mean?
574
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:37,250
♪ Fuck feelings
Swear that shit ruined my life ♪
575
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,208
♪ All they ever do is just waste my time ♪
576
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,875
♪ Fuck feelings
Swear that shit ruined my life ♪
577
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,500
♪ No, they never do me right ♪
578
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:48,333
♪ Fuck feelings
How I do when I'm feeling it for you ♪
579
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,625
♪ Fuck feelings, fuck feelings ♪
580
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,208
♪ Fuck feelings, fuck what I'm feeling ♪
581
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:57,750
♪ I can't help myself when you're around ♪
582
00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:02,333
♪ Baby, I'm just tryna figure you out ♪
583
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:06,625
♪ I don't wanna watch you turn me down ♪
584
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:11,500
♪ So I'm just gonna turn back
And go now, go now ♪
585
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:15,458
♪ I can't just let go
No, it's not like that ♪
586
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:20,250
♪ I know if I see you
I'll run right back ♪
587
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:24,850
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