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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,522 --> 00:00:09,071 日本先驱电影股份公司 2 00:00:09,568 --> 00:00:14,464 制作 Ｎ．Ｅ．Ｗ．Ｓ 公司 3 00:00:14,928 --> 00:00:17,360 昨天啊 我去跳迪斯科来着 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,008 是嘛 —然后啊 5 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:21,008 好多女的跟我搭讪呢 6 00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:22,576 真的吗？ —嗯 7 00:00:22,576 --> 00:00:23,616 然后啊 8 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,216 果然还是你在我心里排第一呢 9 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:28,112 你真这么想？真的吗？ 10 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:29,296 当然喽 11 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,064 人家呀 前天也去了公共浴室呢 12 00:00:32,064 --> 00:00:34,576 然后里头就属我身材最好啦 13 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,984 我就说吧？ —嗯 14 00:00:35,980 --> 00:00:37,040 我很高兴自己这副好身材 15 00:00:37,072 --> 00:00:38,330 能献给小新你呢 16 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,216 嘿嘿嘿 17 00:00:39,216 --> 00:00:41,888 大前天啊 我去了趟水族馆 18 00:00:41,888 --> 00:00:43,888 水族馆？ —嗯 19 00:00:43,888 --> 00:00:46,064 里头果然还是我数第一啊 20 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,040 噗 什么第一？ 21 00:00:47,152 --> 00:00:49,290 我啊 我排队排在第一个 22 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,880 在水族馆？ —嗯 23 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,008 真棒啊 谢谢 24 00:00:55,008 --> 00:00:58,720 要不要一起去喝杯茶 25 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,904 你谁啊你 26 00:00:59,904 --> 00:01:02,128 我演出刚结束 现在这闲下来了 27 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,224 就想要不要一起聊聊天 28 00:01:04,224 --> 00:01:06,448 说什么呢 是不是傻啊你 29 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,904 开什么玩笑啊你 30 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,240 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 31 00:01:10,288 --> 00:01:11,504 什么啊 32 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,184 小新哪里不好啦 33 00:01:13,184 --> 00:01:15,184 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 34 00:01:15,184 --> 00:01:16,288 这种男人？ 35 00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:17,168 什么意思啊你？ 36 00:01:17,168 --> 00:01:18,704 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 37 00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:22,400 靠 你这家伙 看打 38 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,040 那么 让大家久等了 39 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,600 应大家的强烈要求 40 00:01:33,712 --> 00:01:37,056 下面就请两位新人展示他们爱的证明 41 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:46,016 哇 42 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:55,584 如此这般 43 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:02,464 主演 秋吉 久美子 44 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,380 大致的事情我都懂 45 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:08,720 伊藤 克信 （书名：等级社会的人际关系） 大致的事情我都懂 46 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:08,900 伊藤 克信 （书名：等级社会的人际关系） 47 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:16,112 包括这样那样的心情 48 00:02:16,112 --> 00:02:16,120 在你故意做作的时候 包括这样那样的心情 49 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:16,160 在你故意做作的时候 50 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,304 小林 正弘 点点 大野 贵保 在你故意做作的时候 51 00:02:20,304 --> 00:02:21,872 在你故意做作的时候 52 00:02:23,536 --> 00:02:30,448 你的行动难解 53 00:02:30,992 --> 00:02:37,808 似乎令人看不清 54 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,220 广告牌：公用电话 香烟 55 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,840 其实是如同上了发条的 广告牌：公用电话 香烟 56 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,620 其实是如同上了发条的 57 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:47,610 柔弱寂寞又可爱的女生 58 00:02:47,616 --> 00:02:50,336 Ｅｖｅｒｙｄａｙ 59 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,848 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 60 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:56,848 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 61 00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:59,424 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 62 00:02:59,424 --> 00:03:04,704 你的魅力入门 63 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:11,232 我要告诉朋友们 64 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,096 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 65 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:20,976 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 66 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,760 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 67 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:29,600 导演　森田 芳光 68 00:03:31,984 --> 00:03:36,112 剧本 森田 芳光 69 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:43,088 哈哈哈哈 70 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:45,104 我可不想去那种地方 71 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,824 你这小子 72 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:50,592 噢噢 志鱼 都在等你呢 73 00:03:50,592 --> 00:03:53,088 来 这边 哎你先让一下 74 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:53,936 快坐 75 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:59,344 今天特地打扮了吧？ 76 00:03:59,696 --> 00:04:02,928 师兄 师兄 —挺帅的喔 77 00:04:02,928 --> 00:04:04,928 一会儿我去了说什么好啊 78 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:05,376 你啊 79 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,088 在风俗店里不用那么郑重其事的 80 00:04:07,088 --> 00:04:09,088 跟你说 就聊聊演艺界啦 81 00:04:09,088 --> 00:04:10,656 聊聊棒球什么的 比如说啊 82 00:04:10,656 --> 00:04:13,280 巨人队的原真是个好男人啦什么的 83 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,328 要说原选手还是三垒打最强啊 84 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,416 先别管那些 —哦 不说三垒打 85 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:17,520 志鱼啊 —哎 86 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,200 到时你还得让女人也玩高兴喽 87 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,104 一下子插到底的时候啊 88 00:04:21,104 --> 00:04:22,272 跟你说啊 到那时候 89 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:23,808 你得间不容发地说些色情的话 90 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:26,016 啥啊 —好难啊 91 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,120 没事儿的 92 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:27,872 你最好剪剪指甲 指甲 93 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:29,952 指甲？ 已经剪了 94 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:32,800 哈哈哈 —对不起（杂谈声） 95 00:04:34,304 --> 00:04:36,208 饶命饶命 96 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:38,704 这个是最难的了吧 －传说级别的 97 00:04:38,704 --> 00:04:40,928 好啦 到时间啦 98 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,688 志鱼 生日快乐 99 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,344 这里头是募捐款 100 00:04:45,344 --> 00:04:47,632 啊 不好意思 谢谢大家 101 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:49,632 甭客气 102 00:04:49,632 --> 00:04:51,232 嗯嗯 以后也领你们去 103 00:04:51,232 --> 00:04:54,192 来来 咱们来遍那个吧 那个 104 00:04:58,864 --> 00:05:05,376 和风土耳其浴 歌川 105 00:05:17,824 --> 00:05:18,848 欢迎光临 106 00:05:19,488 --> 00:05:20,960 请进 107 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,960 客人您要指名哪位小姐吗 108 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,960 那我给您介绍一位好姑娘吧 109 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,376 伊丽莎白小姐 伊丽莎白小姐 110 00:05:27,968 --> 00:05:29,840 喂 志鱼 111 00:05:30,256 --> 00:05:32,560 等你好久了 真是 怎么这么晚啊 112 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,560 师母 怎么这么巧啊 113 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,560 胡说什么呢 我跟你说 今天你生日 114 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,176 为师的有话要嘱咐 快进来 115 00:05:43,904 --> 00:05:46,576 今天是你二十三岁生日 116 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,576 恭祝生日快乐 117 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,576 非常感谢 118 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,216 落语家在年岁增长的时候 119 00:05:53,392 --> 00:05:56,528 落语既要比以前更有味道 120 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:58,224 也要比以前增添妙处 121 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,992 是 —要吃这口饭就不能懈怠 122 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:02,160 所以 123 00:06:02,304 --> 00:06:05,168 你的二十三岁不是别人的二十三岁 124 00:06:05,168 --> 00:06:07,616 是你自己的二十三岁 —是 125 00:06:07,616 --> 00:06:09,296 明白了吧？ —是 126 00:06:09,296 --> 00:06:11,552 所以啊 落语家呢 127 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:12,912 就算是长岁数这种事 128 00:06:12,912 --> 00:06:15,472 也必须得以一个落语家的姿态来对待 129 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:16,256 是 130 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:18,256 你好好记住我说的这些 131 00:06:18,256 --> 00:06:20,544 从今往后也要继续努力 132 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:22,976 是 今后也请您多关照 133 00:06:22,976 --> 00:06:24,928 我的名字是伊丽莎白 134 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,072 请多多关照 135 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:29,072 我是志鱼 你好 136 00:06:30,832 --> 00:06:32,400 志鱼？ 什么意思？ 137 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,168 其实我是个落语家 138 00:06:36,432 --> 00:06:38,000 落语家？ —嗯 139 00:06:40,832 --> 00:06:43,120 那你能说点儿什么好笑的给我听吗 140 00:06:43,408 --> 00:06:45,616 我落语说得不好笑啦 141 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,984 因为自己还疲于奔命呢 142 00:06:47,984 --> 00:06:50,336 你长得可不像疲于奔命的人 143 00:06:51,152 --> 00:06:52,496 那像什么啊？ 144 00:06:54,496 --> 00:06:56,192 嘻嘻 像鱼眼镜头 145 00:06:57,616 --> 00:06:58,864 不过挺可爱的 146 00:06:59,776 --> 00:07:03,136 你倒真是对客人也什么都敢说啊 147 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:05,136 我都是看人说话的嘛 148 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,784 是嘛 不过 149 00:07:06,784 --> 00:07:09,280 带浴缸的房间可真不错啊 150 00:07:11,584 --> 00:07:13,808 洗手间和厨房可都没有哦 151 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,552 哦 那是有点儿…… 152 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,696 怎么了 有那么兴奋吗 153 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,640 诶？ 154 00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:28,768 你在乐什么呢 155 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:30,912 志鱼那家伙 156 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:32,912 要是碰上对方来个热辣扭腰什么的 157 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,008 那小子 肯定该慌神儿得不行了 158 00:07:35,184 --> 00:07:37,024 是啊 那小子说他这是第一次嘛 159 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,020 肯定挺苦恼的 160 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,280 我还是去一趟吧 161 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,448 师兄 你这是要去税务中心吗 162 00:07:46,848 --> 00:07:48,736 一想到志鱼在做啊 163 00:07:48,912 --> 00:07:50,144 总有点儿按捺不住呢 164 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,016 您就不能忍一忍吗 165 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:53,472 夫人还在师父家等着呢 166 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,576 你这小子 167 00:07:54,688 --> 00:07:56,576 志米师兄他们好慢啊 168 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:57,936 是啊 169 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,224 没事儿的 170 00:08:04,144 --> 00:08:07,824 哎 师兄师兄 您真有钱啊 171 00:08:07,824 --> 00:08:09,824 带咱一块儿去呗 172 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,824 还咱 喂 173 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,984 你当演古装剧呢啊 174 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,128 师兄师兄 那我呢？ 175 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:17,184 那个 前天啊 176 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,632 我不是还请你吃了一片儿半饺子吗？ 177 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:22,360 我一会儿和那小子一块儿回去 178 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,632 接下来就靠你们了 啊 179 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:28,528 师兄 回头别忘了跟我们讲讲啊 180 00:08:35,152 --> 00:08:38,352 这是什么啊？ —请刷牙 181 00:08:53,392 --> 00:08:55,430 这个 我该吐在哪啊这个 182 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:58,272 吐那边儿就行 —吐这没事吗 183 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,560 呸 184 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,760 那个 演艺界里你都喜欢谁啊 185 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,760 我挺喜欢三平的 186 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:18,624 三平我也很喜欢的 187 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,832 我觉得他为人器量特别大 188 00:09:20,832 --> 00:09:22,832 志鱼也是？ —是啊 189 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,336 很大吗？ —是啊 190 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,560 话说 明明不是早上却要刷牙 191 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,888 感觉挺奇怪的呢 192 00:09:42,592 --> 00:09:44,144 喂 —嗯？ 193 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:46,832 明明不是晚上却做爱 感觉也不错吧 194 00:09:46,976 --> 00:09:47,920 是啊 195 00:09:48,928 --> 00:09:50,544 舒服吗？ 196 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,096 舒服 197 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,232 等会儿让你更舒服哦 198 00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:58,120 好 —真可爱 199 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:11,184 怎么样？ 怎么样？ 200 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,520 喂 志肉志肉 —嗯？ 201 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,224 你接下来去干嘛啊？ 202 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,624 我去打会儿老虎机好了 203 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:21,696 老虎机啊 你也就会打老虎机了 204 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:23,856 志菜 你呢 205 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,856 我去唱片店看看吧 206 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:28,096 唱片啊 买张好点的哟 207 00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:29,632 回头给我也听听 —好 208 00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,632 师兄你怎么办 209 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,064 我？ 我看看 210 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:37,248 今天要不要给美雪打个电话呢？ 211 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,880 还是打给贵子吧 212 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,880 贵子 喂 是我 213 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,880 志水先生啊 让我好等 214 00:10:43,104 --> 00:10:44,880 傻瓜 又不是只有你一个女的 215 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,984 切 真是…… 216 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:47,712 喂 走啦 —喔 217 00:10:47,712 --> 00:10:49,472 干嘛呢你们 —嗯 218 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,712 哎 我要脱衣服了 你先把眼睛闭上 219 00:10:54,672 --> 00:10:57,376 闭什么眼啊 反正一会儿也是要脱光 220 00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:58,768 胡说什么呢 221 00:10:58,768 --> 00:11:01,152 我又不是脱衣舞女 绝对不许看哦 222 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,904 什么啊 又不是要谈恋爱 223 00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:06,336 准备好了吗？ 224 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,144 你还真是爱胡闹啊 225 00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:10,496 能不能多少认真一点儿来啊 226 00:11:14,864 --> 00:11:16,592 你的胸不错啊 227 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,992 说什么呢 真没品 228 00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:20,992 干嘛呢 真下流 229 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,088 什么下流啊 这儿不是土耳其浴吗 230 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,784 能不能好好听我说话 231 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,544 我喜欢老实的人 232 00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:32,544 不行 —诶？ 233 00:11:33,728 --> 00:11:34,592 咱们先吃吧 234 00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:35,584 嗯 也是 235 00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:36,976 还什么都没干呢 236 00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,944 我能穿上内裤吗 237 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,264 请便 —好 238 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,480 你的内裤真可爱 239 00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:08,480 这可是今天拼命选的呢 240 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,728 来 给你一张名片 241 00:12:17,728 --> 00:12:19,216 我没有名片 242 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:22,112 你看啊 这一天是晚班 早班 休息 243 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:25,488 晚班 早班 休息 244 00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:26,864 画圈的地方都是休息哦 245 00:12:26,864 --> 00:12:28,656 你这休息时间还挺多的呢 246 00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:30,320 下次再来哦 247 00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:33,440 下次就来不了了 我可没那个钱 248 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,168 连今天也是伙伴们捐款让我来的 249 00:12:37,552 --> 00:12:38,144 你看 250 00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:45,264 你的朋友们还真不错啊 251 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:49,104 他们说我都二十三岁了还没碰过女人 252 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,768 你也不像没碰过啊 253 00:12:55,552 --> 00:12:57,808 我老爹做艺人赚到钱那会儿 254 00:12:58,352 --> 00:13:01,472 在宇都宫给我叫过小姐 255 00:13:01,808 --> 00:13:04,112 哦？ 真是个好爸爸 256 00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:08,320 不过我一直没让大家知道 257 00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:27,504 给你这个 我家的电话号码 258 00:13:27,504 --> 00:13:28,432 你自己家的吗？ 259 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,432 嗯 给我来电话 什么时候都行 260 00:13:30,432 --> 00:13:32,672 半夜也好早上也好 —真的行吗？ 261 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,448 下次一起去吃饭吧 262 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,448 诶 真的吗？ 263 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,752 谢谢 264 00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:47,760 咳 是因为好笑才说的啊 265 00:13:47,856 --> 00:13:50,080 说起来志鱼那小子 没想到啊 266 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,440 可不是嘛 267 00:13:52,752 --> 00:13:54,752 土耳其浴我也去了有十次了 268 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:57,104 根本没有告诉我电话号的 269 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,320 真走运啊 志鱼 270 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,552 是不是还是那个 271 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,576 因为他的那个很大？ 272 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,272 很大？ 那小子？ 273 00:14:04,272 --> 00:14:06,272 好像也只有这个解释了 274 00:14:13,392 --> 00:14:14,704 志鱼在吗 275 00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:17,888 在 脱得精光的泡着呢 276 00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:20,320 我有点儿不好意思脱了 277 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,752 你们怎么来了 278 00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:35,168 我们是来吃牛肉饭的 牛肉饭 279 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,920 你泡得脸跟红姜似的别人都不敢进了 280 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,200 烫 281 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,816 志水师兄你怎么啦 282 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:45,872 稍微等一会儿 283 00:14:45,872 --> 00:14:47,872 我身子特别怕烫 284 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,392 志水啊 285 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,232 你嘴里含点儿凉水喝下去试试 286 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,120 那样身子会凉下来 马上就能进来了 287 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,320 师兄真的吗 288 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,112 是真的啦 快点儿喝一口喝一口 289 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,648 直接兑凉水不是更快吗 290 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:00,032 别啊 快含一口含一口 291 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,032 身体马上就凉下来 292 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,968 真的哎 跟凉水似的 293 00:15:22,608 --> 00:15:25,232 师兄 这浴池倒是进去了 294 00:15:25,232 --> 00:15:26,816 可是小弟弟涨涨的 295 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:28,320 感觉有点儿奇怪啊 296 00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:31,424 嗯 那是当然的啦 297 00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,984 在很久以前的日本 298 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,104 就有浮世澡堂什么的 299 00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:36,928 用今天的话说就是土耳其浴 300 00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:40,096 据说一泡进浴池 人就容易兴奋 301 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,544 兴奋？ —嗯嗯 是啊 302 00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:45,456 要想让它平静下来啊 凉水凉水 303 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,160 凉水？ 304 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,160 据说一浇凉水就会平静下来了 嗯 305 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,160 那我试一试吧 306 00:15:59,104 --> 00:16:01,056 真的 跟凉水一样 307 00:16:06,144 --> 00:16:09,440 师兄 志鱼的那个 问问他呗？ 308 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,464 对对 喂 志鱼啊 309 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,232 你啊 别那么矫情 310 00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:17,824 那活儿硬了的时候干嘛要遮着藏着的 311 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,080 我也没遮着藏着的啊 312 00:16:20,176 --> 00:16:22,880 志鱼 别那么见外哟 313 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,960 大家今天好奇怪啊 314 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,432 什么啊 志鱼 315 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,776 奇怪的是你吧 316 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,184 志鱼 小弟弟硬了就要遮着藏着的 317 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,816 你这才叫奇怪呢 318 00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:34,816 大家都是全露着的对吧 —可不是 319 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,272 形状也都知道 长度还都做过记录 320 00:16:36,304 --> 00:16:37,456 我们三个都是 —嗯嗯 321 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,896 师兄的稍微有点儿小 322 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:42,480 哈哈哈 323 00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:44,768 求你啦 志鱼 拜托 324 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,352 大家都这么求你了 325 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:50,624 求你啦 志鱼 就看一下下 —好吧 326 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,688 来吧 请看 327 00:16:59,008 --> 00:17:02,560 寿限无寿限无 五劫都渡过 328 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,456 海中砂砾水中鱼 —寿限无 寿限无 329 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,450 停 长岛你先出列 330 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,664 讨厌啦 前辈 331 00:17:09,824 --> 00:17:12,624 每次出错你都觉得是我 332 00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:14,624 那这次不是你吗？ 333 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,624 这次是我说错了 334 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:19,808 但是不要总用负面眼光看人啊前辈 335 00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:23,184 长岛 不要故意逗人笑 336 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,184 一点儿也不好笑　 337 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,736 对不起 我再也不逗笑了 338 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,064 这个星期日我就去扫墓 339 00:17:33,808 --> 00:17:36,208 好 那我们从寿限无寿限无再来一遍 340 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,648 预备 起 341 00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:41,392 寿限无寿限无 五劫都渡过 342 00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:44,848 海中砂砾水中鱼 343 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,664 水行末风来末云来末 344 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,288 不愁吃饭睡觉栖身处 345 00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:54,064 薮兰长在杂草小路 346 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,688 哎 谁让你们停下了 347 00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:57,968 快 继续继续 348 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,608 不要说悄悄话嘛前辈 什么事儿啊 349 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,960 说是有电视台的人来了 350 00:18:05,392 --> 00:18:08,592 诶？ 电视台的人？ 351 00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:10,720 说得不齐 再来一遍 352 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,160 诶？ 电视台的人？ 预备 起 353 00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:17,648 诶？ 电视台的人？ 354 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,848 欢迎 355 00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:23,984 打扰了 356 00:18:23,984 --> 00:18:25,984 请进 志鱼 —好 357 00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:31,104 哟 今天又打扮地这么素 358 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:33,104 是嘛 这可是肯特西服 359 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,104 肯特？ 那我看看 360 00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:37,936 挺帅的哦 —谢谢 361 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,760 我就只有这一件 —真好 362 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,784 有点儿冷啊 —等一下 一下下 363 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:51,248 肯特真不错啊 —特别好 364 00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:52,976 还挺合适的 365 00:18:56,864 --> 00:18:58,320 你吃果子露冰淇淋吗？ 366 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,440 吃 谢谢 367 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:06,288 好厉害啊 全都是英语书 368 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:10,928 你真能读懂吗？ 369 00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:14,192 你倒是也夸夸我别的地方嘛 370 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,456 我高中那会儿以后就没学过英语了 371 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,456 也不知能不能看懂啊 372 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,480 啊 这是《热天午后》 373 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,904 阿尔•帕西诺你认识吧 374 00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:27,696 这是阿尔•帕西诺？ 375 00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:29,472 你跟他长得有点儿像哦 376 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,120 阿尔•帕西诺算是美男子呢 377 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,288 还是谐星啊？ 378 00:19:33,728 --> 00:19:35,520 嗯 应该算是个性派吧 —是嘛 379 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,224 个性派 —我长得像他吗？ 380 00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:41,408 像 眼睛很像 —像吗 381 00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:43,408 啊 真像 382 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,624 好帅啊 383 00:19:44,624 --> 00:19:45,728 真高兴能听你这么说 384 00:19:45,728 --> 00:19:47,536 鼻子也像 —是嘛 385 00:19:48,608 --> 00:19:49,536 嘴嘛 386 00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:53,408 算啦 387 00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:54,656 冰淇淋 给 388 00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:56,656 啊 谢谢 389 00:19:57,408 --> 00:19:59,504 阿尔•帕西诺可真帅啊 390 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,200 你这生活条件不错啊 391 00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:05,600 因为我是职业女性嘛 392 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,688 你绝对是职业女性啊 393 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,200 嗯 因为有职业 394 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,688 今天我还特意用吸尘器打扫了一遍呢 395 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:22,688 这房子很贵吧 396 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,312 东京嘛 没办法 397 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:27,152 对你来说正合适啦 398 00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:29,152 不过 我可住不了这样的地方 399 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,792 这种房间稍微赚点钱就能住啦 400 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:33,184 不 我不是说那个 401 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,864 不知道旁边房间里住的是什么人 402 00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,400 我就住不自在 403 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:44,016 我倒觉得不知道旁边住的是谁 404 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:47,216 才过得更舒服啊 405 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,232 我跟你说 每天在相同的时间 406 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,528 旁边的房间都会传来哐哐的声音 407 00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:52,880 那感觉可好了 可以代替时钟 408 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,176 什么是哐哐 409 00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:56,016 就是哐哐啊 —狗？ 410 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,456 不是不是 是哐哐 411 00:20:57,696 --> 00:20:59,024 什么哐哐 412 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,232 我用躲一下吗 —来啦 等会儿 413 00:21:04,144 --> 00:21:06,368 真拿你没办法 笨蛋 414 00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:15,408 我是女子高中生的伙伴 415 00:21:15,968 --> 00:21:18,512 住宅区有线电视台的竹村 416 00:21:21,504 --> 00:21:25,008 你好 我是落语研究会的部长竹内 417 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:27,200 我是组长窪田 418 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,568 这个 我没有名片 不好意思 419 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,136 在这儿也没法儿细说 420 00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:36,096 咱们找个地方边喝茶边说吧 421 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,536 嗯 好的 422 00:21:37,536 --> 00:21:39,472 落语部的练习也挺辛苦的吧 —没有 423 00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:43,216 欢迎光临 424 00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:45,680 这是本日的菜单 425 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,112 你喜欢吃什么随便点就行 426 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,552 可是 先别说喜欢吃的了 427 00:21:55,552 --> 00:21:57,552 这全是英文我也看不懂啊 428 00:21:57,552 --> 00:21:59,552 那和我点一样的行吗？ —好 429 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,552 喝红酒吗？ 430 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:03,552 Ｂｅａｕｊｏｌａｉｓ 431 00:22:03,984 --> 00:22:06,496 再来一份ｅｓｃａｒｇｏｔ 432 00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:08,992 味增ｓｏｕｐ —好的 433 00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:11,440 嗯 想吃肉了 434 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,600 牛排 435 00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:16,256 Ｒａｒｅ —好的 436 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:18,256 你呢？ —Ｒａｒｅ 437 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,704 甜点 吃过了不用了 438 00:22:24,288 --> 00:22:26,240 Ｅｓｐｒｅｓｓｏ　—好的明白了 439 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,824 行吗？ —嗯 440 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,112 非常感谢 441 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,176 好厉害啊 好像詹姆士邦德一样 442 00:22:43,088 --> 00:22:44,960 吃东西是我的爱好 443 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,744 这是什么啊 444 00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:48,752 蜗牛 445 00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:50,272 水牛儿啊 446 00:22:54,848 --> 00:22:56,384 这是您点的红酒 447 00:23:07,264 --> 00:23:08,432 好喝 448 00:23:28,368 --> 00:23:29,424 谢谢 449 00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:38,320 来 干杯 —干杯 450 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,184 怎么样？ 451 00:23:43,264 --> 00:23:44,768 好喝 452 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,648 请 请 453 00:23:51,648 --> 00:23:53,648 那我们就不客气了 454 00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:58,560 那个 您是哪个电视台的？ 455 00:23:58,816 --> 00:24:00,160 住宅区有线电视台 456 00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:02,576 有线电视台？ —嗯 457 00:24:02,992 --> 00:24:05,728 有线电视台这么容易办吗？ 458 00:24:07,728 --> 00:24:10,272 不过只有住宅区的人能看 459 00:24:10,272 --> 00:24:12,144 是不是有点小众啊？ 460 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:16,032 对不起啊 —是有点小众呢 461 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,632 是这样的 所谓有线电视 462 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,632 是说用ＵＨＦ信号 463 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,952 向住宅区里的电视传送电视节目 464 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,344 也就是说 465 00:24:25,344 --> 00:24:27,984 我们上的不是全国播放的电视啦？ 466 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,952 我们要出演的是哪个公司的广告啊 467 00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:36,720 繁荣路山崎商店 468 00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:38,800 什么啊那是 469 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,440 诶？ 470 00:24:39,472 --> 00:24:40,512 那是什么店啊 471 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,512 住宅区附近的蔬果店 472 00:24:42,768 --> 00:24:44,048 蔬果店啊 473 00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:47,776 那么 我们有Ｔ恤拿吗 474 00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:50,128 由美 475 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,984 真夜 476 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,616 早纪 477 00:24:54,224 --> 00:24:55,376 玛利亚 478 00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:57,024 蔬果店的老板娘 479 00:24:57,024 --> 00:24:58,736 蔬果店的老板 480 00:24:59,136 --> 00:25:01,088 还有我 导演 481 00:25:01,088 --> 00:25:02,976 我老婆还是你们的学姐呢 482 00:25:02,976 --> 00:25:04,384 高中的学姐吗？ 483 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,520 所以才指定我们来拍这个广告的啊 484 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,992 是啊 苏维安娜修女还在学校吗 485 00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:13,600 还在呢 —噢还在啊 真令人怀念 486 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,480 对对 她画的抛物线是这个样子 487 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,480 跟尿尿一样 可难看了 488 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,416 我就喜欢你这类型的 489 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,400 喂别开这种玩笑 490 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,640 那您也认识教生物的本山老师吧 491 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,816 当然认识啦 不倒翁对吧？ —对对 492 00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:28,736 我还在体育馆跟他学过荻野避孕法呢 493 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,120 喂喂 这种事你也讲这么大声干什么 494 00:25:32,144 --> 00:25:34,224 真令人佩服啊 学姐 495 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,256 您看上去岁数跟我们都差不多啊 496 00:25:36,288 --> 00:25:38,400 真的吗？ —嗯 特年轻 497 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,400 经常有人这么说呢 498 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,608 学姐您不是落语部的吧 499 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,888 不是 是英语协会 知道吗？ 500 00:25:43,888 --> 00:25:46,288 诶？ —现在没了吗？ 501 00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:47,728 在近商三丁目 502 00:25:47,728 --> 00:25:49,760 第一个买灵格风英语学习磁带的 503 00:25:50,432 --> 00:25:51,328 就是她了 504 00:25:51,328 --> 00:25:53,328 这个剧本呢 可是那位太太写的 505 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,416 像我的话高中那会儿参加剧本大赛 506 00:25:56,496 --> 00:25:57,920 还得过佳作奖的 507 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,144 欢迎光临 508 00:26:07,488 --> 00:26:09,328 不知道能有多大效果啊 509 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:11,840 要是一个人都没来可怎么办 510 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,080 妈　你看 511 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,192 电视上最左边那个女生 512 00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:20,928 不是咱们以前邻居家的竹内吗？ 513 00:26:21,328 --> 00:26:25,072 可不 是合羽桥的竹内啊 514 00:26:25,072 --> 00:26:27,488 可以用手触摸 精挑细选 515 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,280 是买土气的黄瓜 516 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,040 还是买时髦的黄瓜 517 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:33,456 荣商店街山崎商店 518 00:26:33,616 --> 00:26:34,736 这里有更多的 519 00:26:34,736 --> 00:26:36,160 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ 520 00:26:36,352 --> 00:26:38,320 绝不会输给超市 521 00:26:38,576 --> 00:26:39,024 而且我们还准备了以下赠品 522 00:26:39,024 --> 00:26:41,472 好像挺有意思的哎 而且我们还准备了以下赠品 523 00:26:41,472 --> 00:26:41,760 好像挺有意思的哎 524 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:43,632 从现在开始 525 00:26:43,632 --> 00:26:46,672 在Ａ公馆前面的广场举办酬宾活动 526 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,312 先到的二十位顾客 赠送青椒一个 527 00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:52,720 前一百位顾客则可获得优惠券 528 00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,824 挺有意思的啊 去看看吧 529 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:56,688 我们恭候您的到来 530 00:26:56,688 --> 00:26:57,824 是啊 去看看 我们恭候您的到来 531 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:57,856 是啊 去看看 532 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,568 啊 太太 就是这里 533 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,464 这是青椒 您拿好 534 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:06,304 欢迎光临 535 00:27:06,928 --> 00:27:08,300 您看到电视广告了吗？ 536 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,300 谢谢 欢迎光临 537 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,056 谢谢 538 00:27:11,056 --> 00:27:12,864 欢迎下次再来 539 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,984 谢谢 欢迎光临 540 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,760 不好意思 每人只送一个 541 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:26,910 那个也给我一份吧 542 00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:28,128 那个？ 543 00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:28,976 优惠券 544 00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:31,248 这个 青椒和优惠券只能拿一个 545 00:27:31,424 --> 00:27:32,336 实在不好意思 546 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,424 噢 什么啊 547 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,400 那还不如拿优惠券了呢 548 00:27:36,512 --> 00:27:37,968 真是个青椒蔬果店 549 00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,536 欢迎光临 550 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:45,120 那个 —哦 给 您的优惠券 551 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,024 谢谢 欢迎光临 552 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,848 辛苦啦 553 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,592 拍的真不错 554 00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:54,192 果然啊 你们年轻人就是好 555 00:27:54,192 --> 00:27:55,744 很擅长媒体应对呢 556 00:27:55,744 --> 00:27:56,608 是美体营队吗？ 557 00:27:56,704 --> 00:27:57,232 诶？ 558 00:27:57,232 --> 00:27:58,640 是美体营队吗？ 559 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:00,720 不是 是那个 媒体应对 560 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,088 电视上真的能看到我们吗？ 561 00:28:03,088 --> 00:28:04,368 看得清清楚楚 562 00:28:04,368 --> 00:28:04,992 真棒啊 563 00:28:04,992 --> 00:28:06,992 但是那咱们也没拿到代言费啊 564 00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:10,432 不过那位学姐还真不愧是英语协会的 565 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,096 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ 566 00:28:12,096 --> 00:28:13,072 这样的词 567 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,304 可不是随随便便就想得出来的 568 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:14,896 不是 嗯 569 00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:17,184 不过啊 时髦啦土气啦这些词 570 00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:18,544 感觉有点儿不太正式吧 571 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:19,872 我也觉得 572 00:28:19,904 --> 00:28:21,710 还不就是卖个黄瓜嘛 573 00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:22,928 好像也谈不上什么 574 00:28:22,944 --> 00:28:24,240 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ吧 575 00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:25,280 是吗？ 576 00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:27,696 话说玛利亚你是什么座 577 00:28:28,096 --> 00:28:30,368 我吗？ 我是水瓶座 578 00:28:31,424 --> 00:28:32,416 难怪有点冷冰冰的 579 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,288 嗯？ 我看起来是那样的吗？ 580 00:28:34,288 --> 00:28:35,648 好像是有点 —真的？ 581 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,312 我是射手座 582 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,712 一般都说射手座的人很敏捷 583 00:28:39,712 --> 00:28:40,944 我就很敏捷啊 584 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,592 好像不太符合呢 是吧 585 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:43,824 啊 我是天秤座 586 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,816 所以比较会办事儿 587 00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:46,512 嗯你是很懂事 —是的呢 588 00:28:46,752 --> 00:28:47,680 真夜是什么座？ 589 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,600 我是天蝎座 590 00:28:50,352 --> 00:28:51,792 天蝎座啊 一般来说 591 00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:51,808 都很踏实可靠的 天蝎座啊 一般来说 592 00:28:51,808 --> 00:28:53,632 都很踏实可靠的 593 00:28:53,872 --> 00:28:56,272 这个 看你的眼睛好像很踏实 594 00:28:56,304 --> 00:28:58,300 虽然表面上可能看不太出来 595 00:28:58,784 --> 00:28:59,824 你们猜我是什么座 596 00:29:00,016 --> 00:29:00,816 啊 金牛座 597 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,000 大家早上好 598 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,472 早上好 599 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,720 我是天蝎座的天气预报姐姐 600 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,984 清水石明美 601 00:29:10,464 --> 00:29:13,312 玛利亚 玛利亚 602 00:29:13,568 --> 00:29:15,136 你是搬家了吧？ 603 00:29:16,016 --> 00:29:17,472 杉子？ 604 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:20,160 认出来了？你认出来了 605 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,632 啊 好怀念啊 606 00:29:21,632 --> 00:29:23,104 你怎么在这？ 607 00:29:23,104 --> 00:29:25,104 嗯 因为我在电视里看到你了嘛 608 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,728 你住在这个住宅区啊？ 609 00:29:27,728 --> 00:29:28,880 是啊 610 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,256 来我家玩吗？ 611 00:29:30,256 --> 00:29:31,728 诶 可以吗？ 612 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:32,816 虽然家里只有些桌游 613 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:34,176 桌游？太棒了 614 00:29:34,176 --> 00:29:35,296 请问一下 615 00:29:35,296 --> 00:29:37,856 你们就是刚才演广告的姐姐们吧 616 00:29:39,328 --> 00:29:40,432 请给我们签个名吧 617 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,544 哇 好难为情啊 618 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,224 击球的时候呢 要这样 619 00:29:46,224 --> 00:29:47,472 像这样来打 620 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,624 球弹起来到这 621 00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:52,624 弹到最高点开始落的时候 这么打 622 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,624 明白了吗 打一下试试 来 623 00:29:54,624 --> 00:29:55,600 就是这样 624 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,904 那么 咱们先用这个大球 625 00:29:58,368 --> 00:30:00,544 这样比较容易打中 626 00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:03,296 球弹起来就打 来 627 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,640 啊 当心 628 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,552 我发球啦 629 00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:45,376 怎么了 你困啦？ 630 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,952 让初夏的阳光这么一晒 631 00:30:47,952 --> 00:30:49,232 就容易犯困 632 00:30:51,232 --> 00:30:52,864 我也是困得不行呢 633 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,104 你可别睡啊 要不我多寂寞 634 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,232 说道要注意锁好门户 635 00:31:10,256 --> 00:31:12,544 也就是说 哪怕是兄弟也要注意锁门 636 00:31:12,544 --> 00:31:13,408 啊 在播落语 也就是说 哪怕是兄弟也要注意锁门 637 00:31:13,408 --> 00:31:14,064 啊 在播落语 638 00:31:14,064 --> 00:31:15,440 当时就是那样的时代 639 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,440 啊 那是笑太郎 640 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,168 我说掌柜的啊 641 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:20,624 你到我这儿来一下 642 00:31:20,624 --> 00:31:21,296 怎么了啊老板 643 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:21,776 我在周刊杂志上见过 怎么了啊老板 644 00:31:21,776 --> 00:31:23,376 我在周刊杂志上见过 645 00:31:23,872 --> 00:31:26,560 唉 搞得我又想起落语的事啦 646 00:31:36,864 --> 00:31:38,608 我来帮你忘掉 647 00:31:42,752 --> 00:31:43,968 我虽然现在没名气 648 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,840 但将来会让你幸福的 649 00:31:48,030 --> 00:31:49,536 来 欢迎来看一看了啊 末广亭 650 00:31:49,536 --> 00:31:50,144 来 欢迎来看一看了啊 651 00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:51,824 末广亭名产深夜小剧场 652 00:31:51,824 --> 00:31:51,952 <每周六晚上１０点开始> <末广亭 深夜小剧场> 末广亭名产深夜小剧场 653 00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:53,232 来看看吧？ <末广亭 深夜小剧场> <每周六晚上１０点开始> 654 00:31:53,232 --> 00:31:53,472 <末广亭 深夜小剧场> <每周六晚上１０点开始> 655 00:31:53,472 --> 00:31:55,120 太太　太太 656 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,368 我们这儿不是旅馆 657 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,312 不用不好意思 658 00:31:57,312 --> 00:31:58,576 进来听一场吧 659 00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,776 谢谢您 660 00:32:01,744 --> 00:32:03,280 欢迎来看一看了啊 661 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,992 哈哈哈哈 662 00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:16,736 今天我来到了江户川 663 00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,432 今天的江户川啊 664 00:32:18,432 --> 00:32:19,936 有好多钓鱼的人 665 00:32:19,936 --> 00:32:22,560 一二三四五六 今天得有十 666 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,256 啊不 还不止呢 667 00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,256 这人一直排到海岸那边儿 668 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,416 包子真可怕这句词 669 00:32:28,832 --> 00:32:30,416 还真是不好说啊 670 00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:34,656 是啊 故意出洋相的话反而会冷场呢 671 00:32:35,632 --> 00:32:37,984 是不是不要说的太急比较好 672 00:32:39,984 --> 00:32:41,840 嗯 真难啊 673 00:32:43,184 --> 00:32:44,688 钟声咣的一声响啊 674 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,664 海里涨潮起波浪啊 675 00:32:49,664 --> 00:32:53,712 乌鸦乱飞我一甩竿啊 676 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,688 这里头有窍门啊刷刷刷 677 00:32:56,730 --> 00:32:59,680 这么来一下那么来一下 678 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,680 还得这么来一把 679 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,880 这么来一下那么来一下 680 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,776 还得这么来一把 681 00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:09,770 哈哈哈 682 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,264 很棒的啦 683 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,272 志菜讲那些好玩的事 684 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,184 大家都笑了不是嘛 685 00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:13,760 对对 686 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,440 听的人也没生气也没哭 687 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,896 就说明你讲得很好啦 688 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:20,000 胖子来了 689 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,696 满堂彩满堂彩啊 690 00:33:23,776 --> 00:33:26,160 那些女的 笑得嘎嘎的 691 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,736 我都担心天花板会不会掉下来啦 692 00:33:28,736 --> 00:33:30,576 师兄我也很担心啊 693 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,240 这个时间又没地方找木匠去 694 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,624 挺会说啊 —谢谢 695 00:33:35,248 --> 00:33:37,392 这是我朋友 跟我姐姐认识 696 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:40,624 噢 我说的落语有意思吗？ 697 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,352 我们没看你的 698 00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:44,240 真过分啊 699 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,576 哦 你们是不是只看了志菜的啊？ 700 00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:48,368 这又不是钢琴演奏会 701 00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:49,952 不是都差不多的东西吗？ 702 00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:51,520 好苛刻啊 703 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,008 不过啊 你这脸长得是挺像落语家的 704 00:33:55,008 --> 00:33:56,896 哎呀 你这眼睛 705 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,896 真是连一点儿温情都不带啊 706 00:33:58,896 --> 00:34:00,448 光看眼睛能看出什么来哟 707 00:34:00,448 --> 00:34:03,568 什么叫能看出什么来哟啊 真过分 708 00:34:03,568 --> 00:34:05,168 我啊 小时候呢 709 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,944 跟眼镜店老板的女儿交往来着 710 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:07,744 她就说过 要读懂一个人的心 711 00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:09,520 志菜 接下来你什么安排？ 她就说过 要读懂一个人的心 712 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:09,984 志菜 接下来你什么安排？ 713 00:34:10,368 --> 00:34:11,984 我要跟大伙出去一下 714 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:13,872 你们交情好的过分了啦 715 00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:15,008 明天晚上呢？ 716 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,630 明天晚上 得学习落语 717 00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:19,296 学习学习 718 00:34:19,552 --> 00:34:21,136 又不光落语是学习 719 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,992 跟着我和竹下也是种学习啊 720 00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:23,968 明天晚上啊 —富士学习 721 00:34:23,968 --> 00:34:25,792 你好烦啊 —真是的 722 00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:27,072 银色巴黎那里有名人要来的 723 00:34:27,072 --> 00:34:28,352 我们也带你去吧 724 00:34:28,352 --> 00:34:29,744 到时你姐姐也会来 好不好？ 725 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,248 我是挺想去的 可是 726 00:34:31,408 --> 00:34:33,248 想来你来不就好啦 727 00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:37,616 真是的 —这孩子 真让人着急 728 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,656 怎么啦怎么啦你这是 729 00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:39,680 拍什么手啊 730 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,976 是在参拜什么呢吗？ 731 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:42,880 这怎么是参拜呢 732 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:43,984 在喊人的时候 733 00:34:44,096 --> 00:34:45,568 不是得这样拍手吗 734 00:34:46,528 --> 00:34:49,456 里面的 里面的 735 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:50,496 喂 停一下 736 00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:52,144 这个啊 喊人的时候 737 00:34:52,144 --> 00:34:53,344 不能脸朝着上面喊 738 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:55,040 又不是喊房顶上的猫 739 00:34:55,408 --> 00:34:57,184 要喊的人在屋里头 740 00:34:57,952 --> 00:35:00,224 里面的 里面的 741 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,312 你得这么喊才行 742 00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:02,016 再来一遍 743 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,016 从怎么啦怎么啦那儿开始 —是 744 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:05,968 怎么啦怎么啦你这是 745 00:35:05,968 --> 00:35:06,912 拍什么手啊 746 00:35:06,912 --> 00:35:08,448 是在参拜什么呢吗？ 747 00:35:08,848 --> 00:35:10,448 这怎么是参拜呢 748 00:35:10,448 --> 00:35:11,424 在喊人的时候 749 00:35:11,424 --> 00:35:12,928 不是得这样拍手吗 750 00:35:13,296 --> 00:35:15,344 喂 里面的 751 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,696 你说什么胡话呢 752 00:35:17,952 --> 00:35:19,264 什么里边啊厨房啊的 753 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:21,520 你们家里不就一间房间吗 754 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,520 我咚咚咚这么走过来 755 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,968 你不就嘭地跳到外头来了嘛 756 00:35:26,288 --> 00:35:27,568 你闭上嘴吧 757 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,000 喂 里面的 里面的 758 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:34,608 来啦 嘡 嘡 759 00:35:34,608 --> 00:35:38,448 谢谢观赏 谢谢观赏 760 00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:39,648 非常感谢 761 00:35:39,648 --> 00:35:42,960 真是谢谢啦 762 00:35:52,048 --> 00:35:54,416 师兄 好像都走完了 763 00:35:54,576 --> 00:35:56,096 那咱们走吧 764 00:35:57,504 --> 00:35:58,480 辛苦啦 765 00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,730 回见了各位 都注意身体 766 00:36:00,736 --> 00:36:01,584 您辛苦啦 767 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:03,312 那个 志水 768 00:36:03,312 --> 00:36:06,320 拿着这个 给大伙买烟抽 769 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,544 谢谢师兄 总是让您破费 770 00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:09,616 谢谢 771 00:36:09,616 --> 00:36:09,632 您辛苦啦 谢谢 772 00:36:09,632 --> 00:36:11,952 您辛苦啦 773 00:36:12,144 --> 00:36:13,584 就这点儿 774 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,744 走吧 775 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,464 他有钱的时候都去土耳其浴了嘛 776 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,208 他太太真可怜啊 777 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,320 志菜你哪懂什么太太的事儿啊 778 00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:25,856 我也好想早点儿结婚啊 779 00:36:25,952 --> 00:36:27,184 说啥呢 780 00:36:28,592 --> 00:36:30,576 不过我们这么闲晃也不是个事儿啊 781 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,624 是啊 —唉 782 00:36:36,832 --> 00:36:38,880 喂 喂喂 783 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,640 姑娘 要不要一块儿玩？ 784 00:36:41,136 --> 00:36:42,640 你当我是什么人啊？ 785 00:36:44,768 --> 00:36:44,800 什么人啊 786 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,600 切 什么人啊 787 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:45,648 切 788 00:36:46,144 --> 00:36:48,368 你倒别大半夜的打扮成那样出来逛啊 789 00:36:50,368 --> 00:36:52,400 还要好长时间才到早上哪 790 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,560 可是现在是夏天 791 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,936 夜晚不是会比较短吗 792 00:36:56,192 --> 00:36:58,432 哎呀 再怎么短 793 00:36:58,432 --> 00:37:00,432 首发车的时间也都一样啊 794 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,864 又得去咖啡店了吗？ 795 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,592 好累人的 796 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:07,904 就没什么好地方吗？ 797 00:37:07,904 --> 00:37:09,248 要不去看通宵场电影？ 798 00:37:09,248 --> 00:37:10,464 通宵场？ 799 00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:11,888 多没意思啊 800 00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:13,888 喂喂 干啥呢你们 混到这个点儿 801 00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:15,408 啊 师父 您好 802 00:37:15,408 --> 00:37:16,784 我们刚从末广回来 803 00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:18,256 末广？ 开什么玩笑 804 00:37:18,256 --> 00:37:20,416 演出怎么可能耗到这个时间 805 00:37:20,416 --> 00:37:21,488 到底在干嘛 尽找借口 806 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,384 不是 因为手头没钱 807 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,312 所以有时候会做做深夜场 808 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,720 真寒酸啊 是没钱花了啊 809 00:37:24,752 --> 00:37:26,140 嗯 —你们是几个人啊？ 810 00:37:26,192 --> 00:37:28,910 六个人 —六个？ 811 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,680 那有这些应该够了吧 812 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,376 拿这些钱找个旅馆住 813 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,800 要是还有剩就去喝点酒什么的 814 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,416 可不许乱花啊 815 00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:37,296 是 —听懂了吗？ 816 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,752 太谢谢您啦 817 00:37:38,752 --> 00:37:39,888 还有啊 818 00:37:41,424 --> 00:37:43,392 我跟山田五十铃在一块儿的事儿 819 00:37:43,392 --> 00:37:44,320 可得给我保密 820 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,536 千万要保密啊 821 00:37:45,536 --> 00:37:46,784 是 知道了 822 00:37:46,784 --> 00:37:47,888 保密哦 —是 823 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:49,008 开车吧 824 00:37:52,448 --> 00:37:56,208 万岁 万岁 825 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,512 那我们这就先走啦 826 00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:01,312 这就走了？真走了？ 827 00:38:02,288 --> 00:38:03,312 这个他俩不拿就不拿吧 828 00:38:25,808 --> 00:38:26,912 你回来啦 829 00:38:26,912 --> 00:38:28,944 哈 啊不该摸胸 830 00:38:28,944 --> 00:38:30,544 你明天能休息吗？佐世子 831 00:38:30,544 --> 00:38:31,248 我能啊 832 00:38:31,248 --> 00:38:33,392 那你打个电话 833 00:38:33,392 --> 00:38:34,464 给谁打给谁打 834 00:38:34,464 --> 00:38:35,600 天气预报 835 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,600 要是晴天的话早上还得出门 836 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,296 要是下雨的话咱们就来做三次吧 837 00:38:39,296 --> 00:38:40,416 你能行吗？ 838 00:38:40,704 --> 00:38:41,936 没问题啊 839 00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:44,848 不过那也得是明天下雨的话才行哦 840 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,280 说是有雨 841 00:38:54,192 --> 00:38:56,800 石头剪子布 842 00:38:57,248 --> 00:38:59,840 石头剪子布 843 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:05,264 师兄 844 00:39:05,264 --> 00:39:06,704 这种地方你常来吗？ 845 00:39:06,704 --> 00:39:08,416 嗯？还行 846 00:39:14,650 --> 00:39:15,760 茶泡好了 847 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,472 你怎么啦？ 848 00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:33,472 嗯 没有 还行 849 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,056 诶？那个真的能吃吗？ 850 00:39:37,056 --> 00:39:39,376 嗯 还行 851 00:39:40,928 --> 00:39:43,632 志鱼 这就睡着了？ 852 00:39:45,056 --> 00:39:47,360 志鱼 起来说说话呗 853 00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:50,864 聊聊师父的事啦 师娘的事啦 854 00:39:51,296 --> 00:39:53,600 还有啊 聊聊大姐不也行嘛 855 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,128 或者说说你喜欢的女人也行啊 856 00:39:56,512 --> 00:39:57,760 志鱼 857 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,336 饶了我吧师兄 858 00:40:00,336 --> 00:40:02,336 下次好好跟你聊 859 00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:04,464 别那么说嘛 啊？ 860 00:40:04,464 --> 00:40:06,992 聊好多有意思的事儿 861 00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:10,272 逐渐变困那种感觉不是挺好的嘛 862 00:40:10,432 --> 00:40:12,080 我很困啦师兄 863 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:21,616 志鱼 其实我喜欢你很久了 864 00:40:21,616 --> 00:40:22,960 不行啊 师兄 865 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,104 师兄 你饶了我吧师兄 866 00:40:29,568 --> 00:40:31,808 你不能这样 867 00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,520 哈哈 看 这下不困了吧 868 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,560 嗯 869 00:40:43,056 --> 00:40:45,472 什么啊 是明子啊 870 00:40:47,472 --> 00:40:48,912 吓死我了 871 00:40:48,912 --> 00:40:49,888 你回来啦 872 00:40:51,344 --> 00:40:52,816 门也不锁 873 00:40:55,872 --> 00:40:57,056 对不起 874 00:40:57,056 --> 00:40:59,056 我听音乐不关灯不行 875 00:40:59,552 --> 00:41:00,736 你还好吗？ 876 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,624 嗯 我又把打工给辞了 877 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,576 诶？ 为什么？ 878 00:41:06,976 --> 00:41:08,976 因为都遇不到好人嘛 879 00:41:10,976 --> 00:41:12,368 在那种地方工作 880 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:13,904 哪能遇到什么好人呢 881 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:15,904 谁都是勉强忍着在干的啊 882 00:41:16,784 --> 00:41:17,904 现在你都做什么呢？ 883 00:41:17,904 --> 00:41:20,672 嗯 有时候去看看电影什么的 884 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,928 但是碰到过色狼 885 00:41:22,928 --> 00:41:24,480 他做什么奇怪的事了吗？ 886 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,504 里面空着好多位子他不坐 887 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,688 偏偏坐到我旁边来 888 00:41:28,704 --> 00:41:30,816 在那鬼鬼祟祟不知在做什么 889 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,480 那不就是色狼吗？ 890 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,120 那个啊 女孩子自己一个人 891 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,880 去电影院看电影的窍门就是 892 00:41:37,024 --> 00:41:38,352 坐在过道旁边 893 00:41:38,736 --> 00:41:40,352 把东西放在另一边的座位上 894 00:41:40,352 --> 00:41:41,200 知道了吗？ 895 00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:43,024 你衬衫都脏了 896 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,864 回头就洗 897 00:41:45,232 --> 00:41:46,016 换一件吧 898 00:41:46,016 --> 00:41:46,976 我给你买 899 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,888 我还是比较想养狗呢 900 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,888 你不是不喜欢狗吗？ 901 00:41:52,288 --> 00:41:55,792 朋友家的狗生了小狗 902 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:57,408 然后就说要给我一只 903 00:41:57,408 --> 00:41:58,784 但是是公的 904 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,352 我想还是自己去买一只吧 905 00:42:00,608 --> 00:42:02,352 是啊 买一只呗 906 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,880 那 这是买狗的钱 907 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,880 还有衬衫 应该够了吧 908 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,000 给 —谢谢 909 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,528 像你这样的孩子可不能闲着 910 00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:18,624 好好找个地方努力工作 911 00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:20,224 大概说了你也不懂 912 00:42:34,112 --> 00:42:35,104 Ｈｉ　 913 00:42:35,104 --> 00:42:36,592 ｍａｙ　Ｉ　ｈｅｌｐ　ｙｏｕ？ 914 00:42:36,592 --> 00:42:37,328 Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｔｅｌｌ　ｍｅ 915 00:42:37,328 --> 00:42:38,832 ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ 916 00:42:38,832 --> 00:42:40,304 师父家 917 00:42:40,304 --> 00:42:41,680 师父家？　 918 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,040 Ｏｈ　Ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ 919 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,040 Ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ 920 00:42:51,616 --> 00:42:54,256 师母 有您一张明信片 921 00:42:54,256 --> 00:42:56,256 啊 谢谢 是什么事呢？ 922 00:42:57,376 --> 00:42:58,272 嗯 923 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,504 此次时值第二十三次樱花 924 00:43:03,632 --> 00:43:04,352 噢 925 00:43:04,528 --> 00:43:06,350 这个是同学会的通知啊 926 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,350 您还有同学会呢？ 927 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:09,792 那当然啦 928 00:43:09,792 --> 00:43:11,792 我的学校不是泰明小学吗？ 929 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,184 有这个传统的 930 00:43:14,352 --> 00:43:15,824 哦　这是种ｔｒａｄ吧 931 00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:17,824 什么玩意　啥叫ｔｒａｄ啊 932 00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:19,152 对不起 933 00:43:22,656 --> 00:43:23,408 来啦 934 00:43:26,256 --> 00:43:28,800 哎呀 真怀念 还以为是谁呢 935 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,136 这不是玛利亚 由美 早纪和真夜嘛 936 00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,584 大家一点儿都没变呢 937 00:43:33,936 --> 00:43:37,120 八重子 你可真是老多了 938 00:43:38,352 --> 00:43:39,472 初次见面 939 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,704 我们是下町女子高中落语研究会的 940 00:43:43,296 --> 00:43:44,368 有什么事吗？ 941 00:43:44,368 --> 00:43:47,760 那个 我们这次文化节要表演落语 942 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,168 所以想从您这儿请人来指导一下 943 00:43:51,168 --> 00:43:52,208 会不会太麻烦您了 944 00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:54,688 拜托了 谁来都行的 945 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,336 有闲着的人来一个就行 946 00:43:56,336 --> 00:43:57,552 拜托啦 947 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:08,560 细谷裁缝 飞鸟山公园 滝野川消防局 滝野川警察局 北区政府 948 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,088 导引　 细谷裁缝 飞鸟山公园 滝野川消防局 滝野川警察局 北区政府 949 00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:11,104 导引　 950 00:44:11,824 --> 00:44:14,240 啊 志菜 是她们吧 —哦 951 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,080 请问　你们是落语家吧？ 952 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,776 对 我们两个是落语家 953 00:44:19,776 --> 00:44:20,816 不好意思 这么忙还麻烦你们过来 954 00:44:20,816 --> 00:44:22,400 没有没有 你们好 955 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,400 我是落语研究会的部长 叫玛利亚 956 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,560 那个 我是组长早纪 957 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,328 请多多指教 958 00:44:27,328 --> 00:44:28,432 也请你们多指教 959 00:44:28,912 --> 00:44:30,624 学校在那边 960 00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:32,432 请跟我们来吧 —好 961 00:44:32,432 --> 00:44:33,600 两位老师好年轻啊 962 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,216 你们也好年轻啊 963 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,016 今天天气真好 964 00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:39,520 派袍派袍 965 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,216 派袍的修临刚 966 00:44:41,216 --> 00:44:43,632 修临刚的谷临代 967 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,328 谷临代的彭咆考匹的彭咆考纳的 968 00:44:47,328 --> 00:44:49,504 长久命的长助 969 00:44:50,192 --> 00:44:52,704 这两位是来指导我们落语的 970 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:55,968 志鱼老师和志菜老师　耶 971 00:44:55,968 --> 00:44:59,056 耶 972 00:44:59,056 --> 00:45:00,736 大家好 973 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:05,552 那么接下来 974 00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:06,304 就请大家来说一段 975 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,304 《道具屋》的开头部分 976 00:45:08,976 --> 00:45:10,864 诶？ 977 00:45:17,152 --> 00:45:20,576 不管做什么生意都不容易 978 00:45:20,576 --> 00:45:22,464 噢 与太啊 979 00:45:22,464 --> 00:45:24,000 与太你今年多大了？ 980 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,992 二十了 981 00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:27,568 是嘛 都已经弱冠啦 982 00:45:27,888 --> 00:45:30,224 不是弱冠嘞 二十 983 00:45:30,672 --> 00:45:32,928 弱冠说的就是二十岁啊 984 00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,832 那三十岁是狗獾吗? 985 00:45:34,832 --> 00:45:36,208 真拿你没办法 986 00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:39,024 今天叫你来呢 也没别的事儿 987 00:45:39,024 --> 00:45:40,816 没别的事儿那就再见啦 988 00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:42,352 真可爱啊 989 00:45:42,352 --> 00:45:43,520 也就是还行吧 990 00:45:44,288 --> 00:45:46,240 哪啊 多好啊 太可爱了 991 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,584 这种类型的不是挺常见的嘛 992 00:45:47,584 --> 00:45:48,880 才没那回事儿呢 993 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,824 说实话我不喜欢这种类型的 994 00:45:55,216 --> 00:45:57,088 能告诉我你的电话号吗？ 995 00:45:57,584 --> 00:45:59,088 我有事想和你联系 996 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,544 你好 997 00:46:12,544 --> 00:46:13,792 啊 你好 998 00:46:31,344 --> 00:46:32,736 猜猜我是谁？ 999 00:46:32,736 --> 00:46:33,600 师兄 1000 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,824 能不能让我先把虾吃完 1001 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,984 是嘛 原来你喜欢吃虾啊 1002 00:46:42,368 --> 00:46:44,688 虾太好吃啦 1003 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,832 怎么样啊 到女子高中做指导 1004 00:46:49,376 --> 00:46:51,456 啊 来个大份的天妇罗荞麦面 1005 00:46:53,808 --> 00:46:56,256 不要放菠菜 我在减肥呢 1006 00:46:58,256 --> 00:47:00,048 师兄 你都知道啦 1007 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,360 那当然啦我跟你说 1008 00:47:01,408 --> 00:47:03,040 志水和志肉可都生气了 1009 00:47:03,776 --> 00:47:05,664 师母说我们俩演出都少 1010 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,680 所以说就是在生师母的气啊 1011 00:47:07,728 --> 00:47:09,456 她肯定是觉得志鱼和志菜的话 1012 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,360 派去女子高中也能彻底放心 1013 00:47:11,408 --> 00:47:12,784 实在太天真了 1014 00:47:12,992 --> 00:47:14,352 是不是太天真了 志鱼？ 1015 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,992 上次那个土耳其浴小姐 1016 00:47:18,992 --> 00:47:20,410 听说你跟她在交往呢？ 1017 00:47:20,992 --> 00:47:22,096 我跟她才没有在交往呢 1018 00:47:22,112 --> 00:47:23,370 没有在交往 1019 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:25,824 都写在你脸上啦 志鱼 1020 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,824 我跟她才没有在交往呢 1021 00:47:27,856 --> 00:47:28,576 没有在交往 1022 00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:29,920 都写在你脸上啦 1023 00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:32,560 好像都有点儿瘦了 算了无所谓 1024 00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:34,448 你问电话号码了吗？ 1025 00:47:35,616 --> 00:47:37,184 不我是说女子高中的 —噢 1026 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:39,872 嗯 只知道部长玛利亚的 1027 00:47:40,144 --> 00:47:41,152 玛利亚 1028 00:47:41,552 --> 00:47:43,936 是像竹内玛利亚那样的校园女孩吗？ 1029 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,504 名字是一样 1030 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,288 但感觉有点儿不太一样 1031 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,424 不一样也行啊我跟你说 1032 00:47:47,424 --> 00:47:49,152 就算是长得难看 只要年轻就好啊 1033 00:47:49,152 --> 00:47:51,776 她长得可不难看 —是嘛 1034 00:47:51,776 --> 00:47:53,776 不过志米师兄你也够爱玩儿的 1035 00:47:54,048 --> 00:47:55,936 明明都有老婆了 1036 00:47:56,112 --> 00:48:02,160 志鱼 可不能拿有老婆这事儿 1037 00:48:02,576 --> 00:48:03,632 给人设障碍啊 1038 00:48:03,664 --> 00:48:05,568 设障碍什么的太肮脏了 1039 00:48:05,568 --> 00:48:06,816 也介绍给我们认识认识呗志鱼 1040 00:48:06,912 --> 00:48:08,224 倒是也行啦 不过 1041 00:48:08,224 --> 00:48:09,600 不用那么担心啦 1042 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,312 志水跟我都是只喜欢专业的 1043 00:48:12,128 --> 00:48:13,952 都偏好专门干那行的女人 1044 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,568 倒是志肉那小子 1045 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:18,920 保不齐会动真格的 1046 00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:19,950 也是 1047 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,920 噢 你喜欢吃虾啊 1048 00:48:24,128 --> 00:48:26,288 啊 到下周之前可得还我啊 1049 00:48:26,288 --> 00:48:27,088 让您久等啦 1050 00:48:27,088 --> 00:48:29,088 大碗的天妇罗荞麦面 1051 00:48:35,632 --> 00:48:38,128 你是不是还说了什么下周 1052 00:48:38,672 --> 00:48:40,752 虾 给你虾　给 1053 00:48:47,616 --> 00:48:48,592 姐 1054 00:48:48,784 --> 00:48:50,544 这是静冈的生菜吧 1055 00:48:50,912 --> 00:48:51,744 不知道 1056 00:48:51,744 --> 00:48:53,152 那种事你怎么知道的？ 1057 00:48:53,744 --> 00:48:55,360 这个颜色和弯度 1058 00:48:55,728 --> 00:48:57,248 一看就是静冈的生菜 1059 00:48:58,064 --> 00:49:00,112 不知用的是哪的肥料啊 1060 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,384 就没有什么好的场所吗？ 1061 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,080 迪斯科？ 1062 00:49:08,336 --> 00:49:09,232 怎么可能 1063 00:49:09,232 --> 00:49:11,376 我是说让我们表演落语的地方 1064 00:49:12,090 --> 00:49:13,408 你们再弄得大一点儿 1065 00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:14,960 找个赞助商不就行了 1066 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,592 别说得那么轻松嘛 1067 00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,010 可困难啦 1068 00:49:18,672 --> 00:49:20,976 要不我问问那两个小娘娘腔？ 1069 00:49:21,296 --> 00:49:22,656 他们人面儿广 1070 00:49:22,656 --> 00:49:23,536 嗯 1071 00:49:26,512 --> 00:49:28,240 姐 你那儿带着吻痕呢 1072 00:49:31,648 --> 00:49:33,456 你落语的水平提高点儿了吗 1073 00:49:33,456 --> 00:49:34,496 还行吧 1074 00:49:35,136 --> 00:49:37,264 大家都评价我说的是金属质感的落语 1075 00:49:37,264 --> 00:49:39,264 有点儿重金属的感觉不是挺帅的？ 1076 00:49:39,264 --> 00:49:41,728 没 金属质感好像是说 1077 00:49:42,810 --> 00:49:44,864 没有体现出人味儿的意思 1078 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:46,752 最近 重新　问世了的 <本牧亭　志菜> 1079 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,656 两国桥 沿岸的 名胜 1080 00:49:48,656 --> 00:49:50,944 隅田川的烟花 真不错啊 1081 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:53,168 赞叹 这个烟花 的方法 1082 00:49:53,168 --> 00:49:54,832 据说 非常之难 1083 00:49:54,832 --> 00:49:57,328 听 出生于 明智时期的 人说 1084 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,584 从 烟花绽开 直到 1085 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,160 落到河面 这段时间 1086 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,184 一直夸赞 才是 正确的 夸赞法 落到河面 这段时间 1087 00:50:01,184 --> 00:50:04,128 一直夸赞 才是 正确的 夸赞法 1088 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:07,770 所以 必须 夸赞 非常长的时间 1089 00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:14,496 大烟花呀 啊 欢迎 1090 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,664 不好意思 大烟花呀 1091 00:51:37,632 --> 00:51:42,416 嗯 不太好办啊 1092 00:51:43,808 --> 00:51:45,632 落语啊 1093 00:51:47,712 --> 00:51:49,648 那个 说到底不过是落语 1094 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:51,920 就不要想得那么难啦 1095 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,432 说到底是落语所以才难办啊 1096 00:51:54,432 --> 00:51:56,096 我也不是不喜欢落语哦 1097 00:51:56,096 --> 00:51:58,288 不过啊 就算播放出去了 1098 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,960 说不好听的 1099 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,240 又没有什么知名度 1100 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,024 不能那么说啊 1101 00:52:03,072 --> 00:52:05,210 谁也不是一开始就有名的啊 对吧 1102 00:52:05,328 --> 00:52:06,896 嗯 你说的是没错啦 可是 1103 00:52:06,896 --> 00:52:07,616 这么办怎么样 那个 嗯 你说的是没错啦 可是 1104 00:52:07,616 --> 00:52:07,696 这么办怎么样 那个 1105 00:52:07,712 --> 00:52:08,864 办一个露天剧场什么的 1106 00:52:08,976 --> 00:52:10,760 在住宅区的广场来这么一场 1107 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:10,896 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1108 00:52:10,896 --> 00:52:13,120 嗯 是有点儿意思啦 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1109 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:13,248 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1110 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,856 不过这对我们电视台又没什么好处 1111 00:52:15,850 --> 00:52:17,872 又不是北海道或九州的转播节目 1112 00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:19,152 要是有个什么节目策划 1113 00:52:19,808 --> 00:52:22,640 能拉到赞助商的话倒还好办点 1114 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,544 啊 能就照这个思路帮忙想想办法吗 1115 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:25,632 是啊 拜托啦 1116 00:52:25,632 --> 00:52:26,912 对啊　节目策划 1117 00:52:26,976 --> 00:52:28,624 咱们得在这个住宅区 1118 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,080 发掘出新落语界的潜能啊 1119 00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:32,160 对啊对啊 1120 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,840 求你啦 1121 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,864 大家好 住宅区的各位 —吵死了 1122 00:52:34,864 --> 00:52:36,112 午睡问答来到您身边啦 大家好 住宅区的各位 —吵死了 1123 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:36,256 午睡问答来到您身边啦 1124 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,840 这里是ＢＢＳ的午睡问答节目 1125 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:38,960 我是笑太郎 1126 00:52:39,088 --> 00:52:41,088 好 演播室　我已经到达住宅区了 1127 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:41,888 大家请过来聚一下啦 1128 00:52:41,888 --> 00:52:42,800 .笑太郎的午睡问答. .ＢＢＳ广播台. 大家请过来聚一下啦 1129 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:42,970 .ＢＢＳ广播台. .笑太郎的午睡问答. 1130 00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:44,320 好 大家请聚过来 .ＢＢＳ广播台. .笑太郎的午睡问答. 1131 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:44,656 好 大家请聚过来 1132 00:52:44,656 --> 00:52:44,736 欢迎来参加　欢迎参加 好 大家请聚过来 1133 00:52:44,736 --> 00:52:46,650 欢迎来参加　欢迎参加 1134 00:52:46,768 --> 00:52:47,520 我说各位 1135 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,704 现在可不是睡午觉的时候 1136 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:49,936 快起来 快起来 1137 00:52:50,064 --> 00:52:50,720 然后请听我讲 1138 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,000 这里是午睡问答节目 1139 00:52:52,064 --> 00:52:52,944 主持人就是我 1140 00:52:53,008 --> 00:52:55,248 落语界小王子笑太郎 1141 00:52:55,248 --> 00:52:56,128 借此机会 1142 00:52:56,128 --> 00:52:57,712 我想做一个收听率的调查 1143 00:52:57,712 --> 00:52:59,088 正在听的各位 1144 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:00,704 热爱本调频节目的各位 1145 00:53:00,704 --> 00:53:02,512 请从窗户亮出红色的东西 1146 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,696 只要是红的什么都行 1147 00:53:03,690 --> 00:53:04,560 挥动起来吧 1148 00:53:04,592 --> 00:53:06,080 那边的太太也挥动起来吧 1149 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,536 来 动起来 动起来 1150 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:15,760 好 三楼　三楼有很多啊三楼 1151 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,088 四楼 四楼来吧四楼 1152 00:53:17,088 --> 00:53:17,104 四楼的势头相当不错啊 四楼 四楼来吧四楼 1153 00:53:17,104 --> 00:53:18,432 四楼的势头相当不错啊 1154 00:53:20,432 --> 00:53:21,872 非常好 非常好 1155 00:53:21,872 --> 00:53:24,176 没错 ＢＢＳ广播台当红的节目 1156 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:26,880 笑太郎的午睡问答 1157 00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:33,088 好 接下来的这位太太 1158 00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:34,656 首先请问一下您的名字 1159 00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:36,336 乡原富子 1160 00:53:36,336 --> 00:53:37,440 富子　—嗯 1161 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,056 让人想起歌里唱的那个阿富 1162 00:53:39,056 --> 00:53:40,336 这脸还涂得这么白 1163 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,208 这个 看您的样子好像有点儿累 1164 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:43,424 是不是没睡好？ 1165 00:53:43,424 --> 00:53:45,616 昨天晚上老公没让我睡啦 1166 00:53:45,610 --> 00:53:46,576 啊哈 让你上夜班　 1167 00:53:46,592 --> 00:53:47,840 是不可能的对吧 抱歉 1168 00:53:47,888 --> 00:53:49,488 还真是有兴致呢 晚上都不睡觉 1169 00:53:49,488 --> 00:53:51,056 接下来就要开始问答环节了 1170 00:53:51,168 --> 00:53:52,080 下面这几样东西中 1171 00:53:52,176 --> 00:53:53,664 哪一种不能吃 1172 00:53:53,696 --> 00:53:55,820 一 油炸豆腐寿司 1173 00:53:55,824 --> 00:53:57,264 二 茶巾寿司 1174 00:53:57,264 --> 00:53:59,264 三 侧入抱树式 1175 00:53:59,712 --> 00:54:01,008 是侧入抱树式吧 1176 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,048 侧入抱树式 说得好　完全正确 1177 00:54:04,048 --> 00:54:07,024 恭喜您　完全正确　真厉害 1178 00:54:07,024 --> 00:54:09,600 这样您就可以把我们提供的 1179 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,184 精美礼品带回家了 1180 00:54:11,184 --> 00:54:12,912 太太您说话够劲爆的啊真的 1181 00:54:12,910 --> 00:54:17,440 什么侧入抱树式啊 真是的 1182 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,344 就为了点儿洗洁剂也真能凑热闹 1183 00:54:19,408 --> 00:54:22,040 毕竟笑太郎也算受欢迎啦 1184 00:54:22,048 --> 00:54:24,912 又是ＢＢＳ广播台 是吧 真是的 1185 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,792 师兄师兄 那个 说真的 1186 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,840 媒体这东西还是很强大吧 1187 00:54:30,704 --> 00:54:32,816 我才不把笑太郎放在眼里呢 1188 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,752 那不也没办法吗 1189 00:54:34,752 --> 00:54:35,920 所以啊 大伙儿 1190 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,008 不想就咱们几个来 1191 00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:38,672 整点儿什么出彩的东西吗？ 1192 00:54:38,670 --> 00:54:40,280 我不行 我啊 师兄快说点儿什么点子 1193 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,016 这里边我顶多能提个引子 1194 00:54:42,928 --> 00:54:45,456 但大家一块想不就有办法了吗？ 1195 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,300 等等 1196 00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:48,240 就这个了 这个这个 1197 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:48,280 这个挺难选的 挺难 就这个了 这个这个 1198 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,720 押哪匹马啊这个？ 这个挺难选的 挺难 1199 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:49,760 押哪匹马啊这个？ 1200 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,840 是啊押那匹？ 押哪匹马啊这个？ 1201 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:51,400 是啊押那匹？ 1202 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:51,580 这个应该挺稳的吧 是啊押那匹？ 1203 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:51,936 这个应该挺稳的吧 1204 00:54:51,936 --> 00:54:52,700 就这个了 这个这个 这个应该挺稳的吧 1205 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:52,880 就这个了 这个这个 1206 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,488 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 就这个了 这个这个 1207 00:54:53,488 --> 00:54:54,440 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 1208 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,840 火焰的情况是这样 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 1209 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:55,980 火焰的情况是这样 1210 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:56,080 预测啊预测 火焰的情况是这样 1211 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:56,090 预测啊预测 1212 00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:57,560 龙的情况是 二四 二五和二八 预测啊预测 1213 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,520 咱们弄个天气预测你们看怎么样？ 龙的情况是 二四 二五和二八 1214 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:00,800 咱们弄个天气预测你们看怎么样？ 1215 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,100 住宅区的太太们 你们好吗？ 1216 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:03,584 现在有线电视正在播放天气预测节目 1217 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:06,940 选一个吧 现在有线电视正在播放天气预测节目 1218 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:07,060 选一个吧 1219 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,480 欢迎您的关注 选一个吧 1220 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:08,980 欢迎您的关注 1221 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,200 住宅区的太太们 你们好吗？ 1222 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,360 欢迎关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1223 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,360 欢迎关注 1224 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,160 天气预测竞猜 1225 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,000 欢迎关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1226 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 欢迎关注 1227 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,840 敬请关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1228 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,980 天气预测有奖竞猜 1229 00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,980 住宅区的太太们 1230 00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:39,120 天气预测有奖竞猜来到您身边啦 1231 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:39,136 打扰一下 1232 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:39,920 你好 打扰一下 打扰一下 1233 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,040 你好 打扰一下 1234 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,136 给 欢迎关注 你好 打扰一下 1235 00:55:41,136 --> 00:55:41,260 给 欢迎关注 1236 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:41,712 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1237 00:55:41,712 --> 00:55:44,224 那个 我们这次要在这个住宅区里 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1238 00:55:44,224 --> 00:55:45,980 举办一个天气预报 哦不预测的竞猜 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1239 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:46,224 举办一个天气预报 哦不预测的竞猜 1240 00:55:46,224 --> 00:55:48,144 那个 小姐 可以的话 1241 00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:50,080 这个您看一下 1242 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,840 啊 莫非是太太？ 哈哈哈 1243 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,032 我不喜欢在房间里吃东西 1244 00:55:54,288 --> 00:55:55,040 诶？ 1245 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,704 我更喜欢吃便当 1246 00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:59,648 噢 便当 是嘛是嘛 1247 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,088 那个 看起来很好吃啊 1248 00:56:01,344 --> 00:56:01,984 里面各种各样的 1249 00:56:02,048 --> 00:56:03,456 是很好吃 —嗯嗯 1250 00:56:03,456 --> 00:56:06,208 而且每天考虑放什么菜也是很好玩的 1251 00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:07,088 啊 是嘛 1252 00:56:07,088 --> 00:56:07,984 比如说 1253 00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:08,960 是做成中式的呢 1254 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,272 还是做成西式的呢 1255 00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:11,440 不光是味道 1256 00:56:11,472 --> 00:56:13,210 还要考虑摆放和颜色什么的 1257 00:56:13,210 --> 00:56:14,480 啊啊 这样啊 1258 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,240 就说维也纳香肠 1259 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,632 也是有红色的有白色的对吧？ 1260 00:56:17,632 --> 00:56:18,960 我都是区别着用的 1261 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,952 啊 是嘛 1262 00:56:19,952 --> 00:56:21,952 像这样来搭配便当我觉得非常开心 1263 00:56:21,952 --> 00:56:22,704 噢 1264 00:56:22,704 --> 00:56:26,080 我呀 不喜欢碗啊餐叉啊餐刀什么的摆放整齐那个样子 1265 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,296 噢噢噢噢 1266 00:56:27,936 --> 00:56:31,408 那个 太太 您丈夫婆婆都在吧？ 1267 00:56:31,408 --> 00:56:32,720 这没什么了不起的 1268 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,280 诶？ 1269 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,280 我只不过是喜欢吃便当而已 1270 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,320 啊哈哈 1271 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,408 不是 那个 这次啊 1272 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,400 这个电视台 1273 00:56:38,432 --> 00:56:39,968 要做一个预测天气的竞猜节目 1274 00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:41,232 我呢 —嗯？ 1275 00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:43,232 比起电视来还是更喜欢便当 1276 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,368 哦 1277 00:56:47,264 --> 00:56:48,528 谢谢 1278 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,408 禁止抓鱼 1279 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:27,248 喂 你在这种地方偷什么懒呢 1280 00:57:27,248 --> 00:57:28,192 是啊 1281 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:37,392 怎么样？ —怎么样？ 1282 00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:38,576 非常顺利啊 1283 00:57:38,576 --> 00:57:39,488 走吧 1284 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,032 您只要看看电视就可以啦 1285 00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:43,184 我家并没看那个频道 1286 00:57:43,184 --> 00:57:44,096 不 不是那样 1287 00:57:44,096 --> 00:57:44,496 我不是来收电视费的 1288 00:57:44,496 --> 00:57:45,776 你来多少次也一样 我不是来收电视费的 1289 00:57:45,776 --> 00:57:46,432 你来多少次也一样 1290 00:57:46,432 --> 00:57:49,152 我丈夫跟我说了绝对不能给 1291 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,568 我个人也没别的可以说的了 1292 00:57:51,568 --> 00:57:52,192 不好意思 1293 00:57:52,192 --> 00:57:53,568 请等一下 不是那样啦 1294 00:57:55,296 --> 00:57:56,496 这个天气预测节目 1295 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,984 我可要喊人啦 —哦 1296 00:57:58,944 --> 00:58:01,184 清水石 明美 1297 00:58:01,184 --> 00:58:02,608 大家中午好 1298 00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:04,608 现在是天气预报时间 1299 00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:06,608 东京地区明天 1300 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:08,464 虽然早上和傍晚有些阴天 1301 00:58:08,608 --> 00:58:10,336 但白天预计为晴天 1302 00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:13,216 高气压将移动到小笠原附近 1303 00:58:13,488 --> 00:58:15,600 大面积覆盖南日本地区 1304 00:58:15,872 --> 00:58:18,944 关东以西明天白天同样是晴天 1305 00:58:18,944 --> 00:58:20,608 但预计会逐渐转为多云 1306 00:58:20,912 --> 00:58:22,608 以上是气象厅的说法 1307 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,600 可是真的会是这样吗？观众朋友们 1308 00:58:25,552 --> 00:58:28,080 也许有些突然 然而从今天开始 1309 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,744 由ＯＫ超市特约播出的 1310 00:58:29,776 --> 00:58:31,728 天气预测有奖竞猜就要开播了 1311 00:58:32,110 --> 00:58:33,744 请您对明天中午之前的天气 1312 00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:35,008 做出您的预测 1313 00:58:35,136 --> 00:58:37,088 您可以凭在ＯＫ超市的消费金额 1314 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,000 兑换投票券 1315 00:58:39,536 --> 00:58:42,384 在投票中预测成功的观众朋友 1316 00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:46,016 可以在购物时享受相应份额的折扣 1317 00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:49,008 那么接下来我就来公布一下 1318 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,160 天气预测的排列顺序 1319 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,560 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1320 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:55,000 第一栏 晴 九折 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1321 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,460 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1322 00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:58,560 第二栏 阴 八折 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1323 00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:58,760 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1324 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,580 那个 有关您刚才来电话咨询的事宜 1325 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,620 是这样的 1326 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,820 把挨着腰骨部分的带子这样拉出来 1327 00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:06,480 这个 使之紧贴在腰部 1328 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,480 然后在要解开的时候 1329 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,120 按一下这个黑色的按钮 1330 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,120 然后请将解开的带子 1331 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,900 嗯 大概是这样使用 1332 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,620 安全带 那个 请 1333 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:21,580 真是个好天气啊 —确实是 1334 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,040 可帮大忙了 1335 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,240 孩子们也玩得那么活泼 1336 00:59:29,620 --> 00:59:31,120 喂 喂喂 1337 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,240 你们看电视了吗? 1338 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,740 电视？ —嗯 那个啊 1339 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,520 真闲啊 —听我说啊 1340 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:38,220 有个叫天气预测竞猜的节目 1341 00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:39,660 就是让你猜明天的天气 1342 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,480 要是猜对了的话 1343 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,060 买超市的东西可以打折 1344 00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:42,860 不错吧 正播着呢 1345 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,880 又来 哪有那种事啊 1346 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:46,100 你还是好好干活吧 1347 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,100 大家请仔细看这个地图哟 1348 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,960 东北地区这边有低气压 1349 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,440 小森这边是高气压 对 1350 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,280 再往前来一点儿 1351 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,880 往前来往前来 1352 00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,500 仔细看 1353 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,620 也不要这么靠前嘛 好 1354 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:07,440 这个低气压和高气压之间的低压槽 1355 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,620 这个谷槽就决定着天气如何 1356 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:13,980 来 请看一下这个预测图 1357 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:16,820 我按照一栏二栏三栏四栏 1358 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:19,280 分别都标上了这样的记号 1359 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,400 所以呢 1360 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,400 我就是这样预测的啦 1361 01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:25,440 好 今天给大家个特别优惠 1362 01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:28,640 把我预测的这个天气图 1363 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,720 免费赠送给各位 1364 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,160 我押晴天 押一千二百日元份的 1365 01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,720 晴天 两千五百日元份的 1366 01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:16,720 下雨五百日元还有晴天七百日元 1367 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,160 我我我 阴天六百 1368 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,640 晴天三千五百日元份喔 1369 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,860 我要押阴天 五千二百日元份 1370 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,040 从这个云层的移动来看 1371 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,680 日本海上空的低气压规模 1372 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,140 将会超出预想范围 1373 01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:37,240 沿着日本列岛向东北方向移动 1374 01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,240 冷锋经过这里 1375 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,340 明天将会 下雪 1376 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:18,400 清水石　明美 1377 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,960 下面公布昨天的天气预测竞猜的结果 清水石　明美 1378 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:22,200 清水石　明美 1379 01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:24,960 正确答案是第一栏 晴天 1380 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:29,940 哇 万岁 万岁 1381 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,100 猜错了 1382 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:40,160 要不就穿这个？ 1383 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,060 这个好像更好点 1384 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,220 不对 还是这个更针对目标 1385 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,980 好在是晴天呀 1386 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,400 你也猜对了吧？ 1387 01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:48,460 我选的是阴天 1388 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,740 不过这绝对是个阴谋 1389 01:02:50,740 --> 01:02:52,400 不是明明有云彩的嘛 1390 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,020 可是 —开什么玩笑 1391 01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:57,400 有云彩就是阴天啊 1392 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,080 好在是晴天呀 1393 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,420 对 对就是那么回事 1394 01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:04,280 对对 1395 01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:05,900 好那我恭候光临 1396 01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:06,920 再见 1397 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,360 又来一通电话 1398 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,360 喂喂 对是的 1399 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,840 不是 关于那个结果啊 1400 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,540 我们这边是根据照片来判定的 1401 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,540 对不起啊 信子 1402 01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:24,340 没关系啦 小悟 1403 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,420 结果什么的不重要的嘛 1404 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:31,400 对 过程才是最重要的 嗯 1405 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,380 大气的状态啊 信子 1406 01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:38,540 是由白天太阳照射的能量决定的 1407 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:40,180 而今天白天阳光照射很强 1408 01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,180 所以产生了大量的积雨云 1409 01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:43,020 而且 1410 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,680 高气压位于小笠原与八丈岛之间 1411 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:51,060 明天天气是 雷雨 1412 01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:19,200 晴天 晴天 晴天 1413 01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,840 晴转雨 1414 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,940 加油加油 下大雨 1415 01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:27,740 来吧来吧阴天 快来吧 1416 01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:32,560 来 阴天 阴天 阴天 1417 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:37,660 下雪 下雪 下雪下雪下雪 下雪 1418 01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:45,800 出船亭 志米 露天剧场 1419 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:50,700 今天非常欢迎大家 1420 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,160 在这蓝天底下欢聚一堂 1421 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,380 这才是真正的露天剧场 1422 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,840 说来简直再合适不过啦 1423 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,940 按说今天这么好的天气 1424 01:04:58,940 --> 01:05:00,640 我自己都有点儿觉得啊 1425 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,840 比起听这个什么露天落语来 1426 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,140 大家是不是还不如回家晾晾被子呢 1427 01:05:05,140 --> 01:05:07,200 没那么好笑啦 大家太捧场了 1428 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,820 超市那边对这次的事特别满意 1429 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,300 还答应为办露天剧场提供便利呢 1430 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,340 我们电视台也是一样 1431 01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:17,340 很高兴能制作出 1432 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:19,340 对住宅区的人们影响这么大的节目 1433 01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:21,860 嗯 真的 非常感谢 1434 01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:24,460 多成功啊你那个 1435 01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:27,100 大家用这个来碰个杯吧 1436 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,080 干杯 1437 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:42,040 你好 是我 志鱼 1438 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,260 是志鱼啊 1439 01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:47,280 你这是怎么啦？ 1440 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:49,900 跟白雪公主似的睡在这儿 1441 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:53,120 有点儿感冒 1442 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,320 你闹感冒了？ 1443 01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:55,980 看这个 1444 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:58,120 我用签字笔做了个图表 1445 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,120 漂亮吧？ 1446 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,320 哎呀 体温这是逐渐上升啊 1447 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,980 39度 这可不妙 1448 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,020 用签字笔涂色的时候 1449 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:08,300 可费劲了 1450 01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:10,780 快换上衣服 我带你去医院 1451 01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:11,960 不要 1452 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,720 那得脱衣服吧？ 1453 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,160 这种时候不用脱光的啦 1454 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:16,220 人家害羞嘛 1455 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:18,660 快点儿换衣服吧 咱们去医院 1456 01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:20,020 是 1457 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,920 那个 你的健康保险证呢？ 1458 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:28,840 我没有 1459 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,400 哎？ 那医疗费可贵了 1460 01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:38,500 啊 对 你是有钱人嘛 1461 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,100 你好重啊 1462 01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:47,100 对不住啦 1463 01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:49,200 打起精神来啊 1464 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,620 辛苦你了呢 1465 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,700 志鱼我要掉了 1466 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,500 前些日子 1467 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,960 我收到了你父亲送来的中元节礼物 1468 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,260 总这么客气真不好意思 1469 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:28,720 又是日光的酱油腌菜吧 1470 01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,040 哪里哪里 我还挺爱吃的 1471 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,700 嗯 能收到些稀奇古怪的东西 1472 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,300 还是蛮让人高兴的 1473 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:36,220 是这样的吗 1474 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:37,640 我家老爷子总是这老一套 1475 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:42,240 话说 你最近吃没吃什么好吃的？ 1476 01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:45,660 并没吃什么特别好吃的 1477 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,040 那怎么会呢 1478 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,740 总是吃了点儿什么的吧？ 1479 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,620 真没吃什么值得一说的东西 1480 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,400 什么都行啊 1481 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,400 你最近吃过的 觉得好吃的就行 1482 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,580 这个 我想想 1483 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,740 啊 我最近吃杂样煎饼来着 1484 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:03,160 那个还真挺好吃的 1485 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,660 噢 在哪吃的？ 1486 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,460 在赤坂的樽丸 1487 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:10,000 噢 吃的是哪种？ 1488 01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:11,660 我吃的是牛肉煎饼 1489 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,360 噢 牛肉煎饼啊 1490 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,320 上面撒的海青菜还是干制鲣鱼？ 1491 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,180 我都是撒干制鲣鱼的 1492 01:08:18,180 --> 01:08:20,160 那种在嘴里化开变成汁的感觉 1493 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,360 实在是美得很 1494 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,760 嗯嗯 1495 01:08:23,420 --> 01:08:25,180 里面牛肉放得多吗？ 1496 01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:27,400 放得相当多 都赶上牛肉饭了 1497 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:28,640 不过师父 1498 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,200 您为什么问这些细枝末节的事儿呢？ 1499 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,980 嗯 前些天啊 1500 01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:36,400 我听了场外国人落语研究会的表演 1501 01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:37,800 当时那个人呢 1502 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,560 把吃麦当劳的那个汉堡包这事儿 1503 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:46,100 细致入微 活灵活现地讲了一遍 1504 01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,620 比如都夹了什么东西之类的 1505 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,980 我在那听着听着 1506 01:08:50,980 --> 01:08:52,980 不由得就觉着挺好玩的 1507 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,720 嗯 还真是不可思议啊 1508 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,080 明明那种很容易就能吃到的东西 1509 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,620 被他那么详细地一描述 1510 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:59,380 说里面夹了这个那个之类的 1511 01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:02,000 听着还真是别有一番滋味 1512 01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:03,940 好像是呢 1513 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,100 嗯 对了 你啊 1514 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,320 要不要试着说一下新作品？ 1515 01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:12,500 从前非常流行的传统技艺里 1516 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:14,060 有一种叫义大夫调的 1517 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,520 作为传授技艺的师父来讲 1518 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,720 如果是大户人家的主人来登门学艺 1519 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,140 就不能说身体略有不适就轻易回绝 1520 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:23,540 否则收入方面也会受影响 1521 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,080 所以只能忍着 拼命强忍着 1522 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,540 是不是我古典作品说得不行啊？ 1523 01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:29,100 不 只是我觉得啊 1524 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,260 要是一味描摹古典的话 1525 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:36,340 你本身特有的那种有趣之处 1526 01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:38,900 很难完全发挥出来啊 1527 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,360 你自己是怎么想的？ 1528 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,380 他去找医生给看了看 1529 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,860 却也查不出是什么原因 1530 01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:47,120 仔细一问他自己有没有什么线索 1531 01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:49,760 说是听了义大夫调之后发的烧 1532 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:50,760 那就是义大热啦 1533 01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:58,340 我想努力说古典作品 1534 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,700 嗯 努力当然也好 1535 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:04,080 不过也没必要特意绕远路是吧 1536 01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:06,200 而且我觉得在如今这个时代 1537 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,660 新作品和古典的接轨不也是可能的嘛 1538 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,760 师父您这么说我可太伤心了 1539 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,280 新作品什么的我该跟谁去学啊 1540 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,820 别一副哭相啊志鱼 1541 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:18,220 我说这些都是为了你好 1542 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,380 好啦 你再花点时间仔细想想吧 1543 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,960 要说那位老爷啊 1544 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,240 一旦开始自由发挥就收不住了 1545 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,520 自己弹得入了神 1546 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,500 三味线的节拍什么的 1547 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,240 早就忘到天边儿去了 1548 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,120 只管一个劲吱吱嘎嘎地瞎叫唤 1549 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,320 再看聚过来的那帮人 1550 01:10:34,380 --> 01:10:37,060 连声说着好啊妙啊在那大吃大喝 1551 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,040 一会儿就肚子鼓起来眼皮耷拉下去 1552 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,800 这儿躺下一个 那儿躺下一个 1553 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,440 全都睡着了 1554 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,260 我跟一个高中女生开始交往了 1555 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,120 你以前没跟人交往过吗？ 1556 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,680 那倒也没有 1557 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,460 也是 1558 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:17,080 所以 以后可能就不能再和你见面了 1559 01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:21,800 嗯？ 为什么？ 1560 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:37,780 总觉得不太好吧 1561 01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:39,680 咱们俩继续像这样来往的话 1562 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,040 对那个高中生 1563 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,680 我的职业让你觉得不太好？ 1564 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,440 我说的不是那回事吧？ 1565 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,200 你不说不就好了 1566 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,200 只要她本人不知道 1567 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,260 你讨厌我？ 1568 01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:55,780 喜欢还来不及呢 1569 01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,980 你要跟那个高中生做恋人啊 1570 01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,640 是啊 1571 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,920 要能发展到那样就最好不过了 1572 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,500 我们之前算是恋人吗？ 1573 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,820 不算吧 1574 01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:17,240 也就是朋友喽？ 1575 01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:20,120 对 是朋友 1576 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:23,080 对吧？ 就是说啊 1577 01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:25,620 她也有朋友吧？ 1578 01:12:25,860 --> 01:12:28,400 志鱼也有朋友吧？ 对吧？ 1579 01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:30,720 所以不是骗她 而是不说 1580 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,780 真是硬汉派啊 1581 01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:41,260 有好多有趣的人啊 1582 01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:42,340 在哪儿？ 1583 01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:45,440 你看 亮着灯那边 1584 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,920 要不咱们去唐人街吧 1585 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,160 来点儿干烧明虾也不错 1586 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:00,820 再喝点儿鱼翅汤补补身子 1587 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,120 有烟吗？ 1588 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:05,640 你要抽？ —嗯 1589 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:13,660 会抽吗？ 1590 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,940 就是来心情了 1591 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,520 堕落男孩 1592 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,840 不想在放着強戈•莱茵哈特曲子的 1593 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:28,000 西班牙饭馆里来一杯桑格利亚酒吗？ 1594 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,520 好像也不错哎 去吗？ 1595 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,240 骗你的啦 1596 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:34,620 我以前就想说一回这样的台词了 1597 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:59,300 哟 锵锵锵 1598 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:04,360 嗯 锵 锵 嗯锵 嗯 锵 1599 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,020 不对不对 1600 01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:07,660 志鱼你那个锵没跳对吧？ 1601 01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:10,200 嗯 再来一遍 1602 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,040 嗯 走 1603 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:16,480 哟 锵锵锵 1604 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:21,180 哟 嗯锵 嗯锵 1605 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:24,060 还是不对啊志鱼 1606 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:26,600 你看这个锵是不是错了？ 1607 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:27,480 来 志菜 1608 01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:28,580 你来跳一遍看看 1609 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:32,820 好 哟 锵锵锵 1610 01:14:32,820 --> 01:14:36,720 哟 嗯 锵 嗯 锵 1611 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,720 好可以了 跳得不错 1612 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,920 接下来咱们三个一起来一遍 1613 01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,540 恋慕 好了吗？开始 1614 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,800 恋慕啊 1615 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,780 好就到这儿吧 1616 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,220 辛苦啦 1617 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:53,220 今天就到这 1618 01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:56,800 你们都辛苦啦 —谢谢您的指导 1619 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,840 好热啊 1620 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:09,360 我从此以后 一回 1621 01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:14,480 我先去喝点儿茶 1622 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,440 再见 1623 01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:19,120 啊啊 都到了牵牛花集市的季节了 1624 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,200 是啊 1625 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:22,360 去年大家还是一起去的呢 1626 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,780 转眼都已经过了一年了啊 1627 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,840 真快啊 1628 01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,480 是够快的 1629 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,020 你接下来准备怎么办？ 1630 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:29,400 有什么怎么办的 1631 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:30,920 我会继续说落语的啦 1632 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:32,780 我问的又不是那种事 1633 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:35,900 我想去趟秋叶原 1634 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:38,240 买张发电厂乐团的唱片 1635 01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:40,640 下次放假来我这儿一起听吧 1636 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,620 唔 我那天有点儿事儿 1637 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,500 啊 是嘛 1638 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:46,600 那我还是跟姐姐一块儿听吧 1639 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,060 嗯 那样挺好的 1640 01:15:57,340 --> 01:15:58,840 你为什么会加入落语研究会呢？ 1641 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,660 诶？ 落语多好玩啊 1642 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:02,340 没交什么朋友吗？ 1643 01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:03,440 没那回事啊 1644 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,380 志鱼又是为什么呢？ 1645 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:06,940 嗯 我当时是想 1646 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:08,280 说落语的话就可以上电视了 1647 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,640 噢 想引人注目喽？ 1648 01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:11,440 嗯 然后就这样 1649 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,120 我也当上落语家了 1650 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,540 这也是听了我老爸的遗言 1651 01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,700 说男人就得干一份到老也能干的行当 1652 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,080 诶？ 你父亲去世了？ 1653 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,540 没有 还在呢 1654 01:16:19,540 --> 01:16:22,100 不过我们家里每周日吃晚饭的时候 1655 01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:23,840 都会宣布本周的遗言 1656 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,800 每周？ —嗯 1657 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,540 哎？ 我们家要不也试试好了 1658 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,540 我上高中那会儿想的是 1659 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,900 你看我不是挺擅长跟人聊天的吗 1660 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:32,320 所以还想要不就做销售的工作吧 1661 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,420 但是干那行的 1662 01:16:33,420 --> 01:16:34,700 真正赚钱的只有老板啦 1663 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:37,020 噢噢 说落语的话自己就是老板了呢 1664 01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,020 嗯 我也思考了很多呢 1665 01:16:39,020 --> 01:16:40,400 一边在华严瀑布底下浇着 1666 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,200 华严瀑布？ 1667 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:41,820 嗯 1668 01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:43,820 在日光有那么一个瀑布的 1669 01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,060 东京就没有呢 1670 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:49,060 可是东京有东京塔不是嘛 1671 01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:50,400 对哦 —嗯 1672 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:54,300 所以今后也请继续支持志鱼的落语哦 1673 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:06,900 雄琴啊 1674 01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:08,740 对 可好啦 真的 1675 01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:10,180 从这个房间看啊 1676 01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:11,980 景色特别漂亮 1677 01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:13,780 还能看到钓鱼的人 1678 01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:15,020 偶尔有游艇路过的时候 1679 01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:16,060 能钓到什么鱼？ 1680 01:17:16,060 --> 01:17:16,580 诶？ 1681 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:17,640 能钓到什么鱼？ 1682 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,000 不知道 大概是虾虎鱼之类的吧 1683 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000 我也不知道 —虾虎鱼吗 1684 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,140 虾 虾虎鱼钓得到吗？ 1685 01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:24,840 不过反正是个好地方啦 1686 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:25,920 像宾馆似的？ 1687 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:26,780 与其说是宾馆 1688 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,780 更像是高级公寓啦 1689 01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:31,160 去不去？我可是挺想去的 1690 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:33,200 像这里偶尔还可以跑跑步 1691 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,540 跟前还有网球场什么的 1692 01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:36,060 不过应该挺远的吧 1693 01:17:36,060 --> 01:17:38,480 不远啊 很近 就在旁边啦 1694 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,840 不喜欢？ 真挺好的 1695 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,500 也不是不喜欢啦 1696 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,060 可是 —可我又不会说关西腔 1697 01:17:45,100 --> 01:17:46,780 诶？ 关西腔？ 1698 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:48,860 关西腔什么的 用不着的 1699 01:17:48,860 --> 01:17:50,860 就说自己是东京来的就行 1700 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,240 可是那边的客人都是关西人吧？ 1701 01:17:54,260 --> 01:17:55,580 是啊 —大部分都是吧？ 1702 01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:58,400 是 不过 你喜欢棒球吗？ 1703 01:17:58,460 --> 01:17:59,360 还行吧 1704 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:00,960 不过我也就是比较喜欢江川选手而已 1705 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,420 咱们不说江川 不是说那个 1706 01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:05,360 不过 去了那边的话 1707 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,300 只要跟客人说 1708 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,680 我喜欢阪神老虎队的哦 1709 01:18:09,820 --> 01:18:11,640 请我吃日清拉面吧 1710 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,640 只要这么说就 —就能行得通？ 1711 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,100 嗯 可好了 1712 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:16,840 你是怎么知道的？ 1713 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:20,180 因为啊 我的朋友在那边 —真的？ 1714 01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:21,460 她就跟客人说 请我吃松阪牛吧 1715 01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:23,040 松阪牛排？ —对 1716 01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:25,540 松阪牛排啊 —所以说很棒啊 1717 01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:26,320 这儿还有松阪牛排哪 1718 01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:26,980 你不是喜欢吗？ 1719 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,120 吃了这个之后人也会精神起来的 1720 01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,100 哎 雄琴在哪一片儿呢？ 1721 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:30,780 雄琴在哪来着 在这一带吧 1722 01:18:30,820 --> 01:18:32,920 这儿 就是这儿 1723 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:37,360 承蒙关照 您最熟悉的 1724 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:41,600 温厚的大力士 志肉的换废纸服务 1725 01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:43,360 又来到您身边了 1726 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,260 距离上次登场已经过去两周 1727 01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:49,380 您家里的旧报纸 旧杂志 1728 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,900 一定也积攒下很多了吧 1729 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,380 虽然如今的世道愈发艰辛 1730 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,380 但让我们不要气馁 一起加油吧 1731 01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:58,640 早上好 —早上好 1732 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,440 这个拜托了 1733 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,380 嘿咻 1734 01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:05,320 一 二 三 四 1735 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,960 等等 这样可不行 1736 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,380 谢谢 给您两个 1737 01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:12,480 这边这位客人 来给您这个 1738 01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:14,380 好 谢谢啦 1739 01:19:14,380 --> 01:19:15,460 谢谢 1740 01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,140 好浪费啊 1741 01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:19,620 这么新的书就拿来换废纸了 1742 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:20,940 哎呀 还真是 1743 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,940 哎 真夜 你都看什么书啊？ 1744 01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:26,980 我？ 我不怎么看书的 1745 01:19:26,980 --> 01:19:29,300 不看书那可不行 1746 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,940 读点儿传记什么的就挺好的 1747 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:33,300 传记？ —对啊对啊 1748 01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:35,280 织田信长啦 德川家康啦 1749 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,460 那个 看电视时也会很方便 1750 01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:38,840 像我就把信长的生活方法 1751 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,240 都已经完全掌握了 1752 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,280 真的？ —嗯 1753 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,680 那我下次也读一读看看吧 1754 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,860 嗯 —喂 志肉哥 1755 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:49,380 咱们结婚吧 —诶？ 1756 01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:51,380 志肉收废纸为您服务 1757 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,920 啊 您好您好 1758 01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:55,540 屡蒙关照 多谢 1759 01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:59,360 那个 这个星期日呢 1760 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,860 在本牧亭有一场年轻落语家专场 1761 01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,280 到时候还请来捧个场 1762 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:03,940 好嘞 1763 01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:05,680 那这位太太给您两个 1764 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,900 来 这位太太给您一个 1765 01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:08,540 谢谢 就在这个星期日 1766 01:20:08,540 --> 01:20:09,780 还请多多关照 1767 01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:12,200 谢谢 这个星期日 1768 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:13,740 这什么啊？ 1769 01:20:17,740 --> 01:20:19,100 给 谢谢光顾 1770 01:20:19,660 --> 01:20:21,460 就在这个星期日 1771 01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:30,100 冰淇淋 1772 01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:33,560 刚才的唱片不错吧？ 1773 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,300 嗯 这次也帮我录到磁带里吧 1774 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:38,300 我在店里用 —嗯 1775 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:41,480 能不能把我的落语也在店里放啊？ 1776 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:43,480 等你说得再好一点儿吧 —嗯 1777 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,420 咦 姐 你那儿带着吻痕呢 1778 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,280 给 喝一杯杯 —嗯 1779 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,560 一杯杯 哈哈哈 1780 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:58,120 嗯 谢谢 哈哈哈 1781 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,740 给 1782 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,120 哈 这做得可真够大的 1783 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:05,160 嗯 1784 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,420 偶尔像这样两个人出来玩一次 1785 01:21:07,420 --> 01:21:09,420 我干劲绷得有点儿足 1786 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,080 真想带你去更远的地方啊 佐世子 1787 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,520 更远的地方？ 1788 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:23,780 热海啦 箱根啦 1789 01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:24,980 噢 1790 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,760 店里的忘年会时会去的所以不用啦 1791 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:32,940 比起这些来 我更想去北方呢 1792 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,480 北方啊 1793 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,500 鬼怒川啦 水上町啦 1794 01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:42,180 到时肯定很有意思 1795 01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:44,860 咱们俩一边泡着温泉一边打花牌 1796 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,220 呵呵呵 1797 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:52,700 等你晋升成压轴演员时 咱们就去吧 1798 01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:01,120 腌萝卜 1799 01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:03,960 嗯 1800 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,180 今天玩得真高兴啊 1801 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,200 嗯 这个时节去挺好的 1802 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,380 咱们进去吧 1803 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,160 这可是旅馆啊 1804 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,160 那个我当然知道 进去吧？ 1805 01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:26,780 不要 1806 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,780 我什么也不会做的 1807 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,860 骗人 1808 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,120 志鱼你经常做这种事吗？ 1809 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,260 这是头一次啦 提像这样的邀请 1810 01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:36,860 真的？ 1811 01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,020 进去吧？ 1812 01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,060 你是开玩笑的吧？ 1813 01:22:40,060 --> 01:22:41,020 嗯 1814 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,920 送我回家吧 —嗯 1815 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,180 哎哎 志水你有女朋友的吧？ 1816 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:53,380 诶？ 上次不是说了有嘛 1817 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:56,540 有女朋友了干嘛还找我 1818 01:22:56,980 --> 01:22:57,960 可是贵子 1819 01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,760 上次在小酒店里不是说过了吗 1820 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:01,860 我没听 1821 01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,020 说过的 1822 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,020 你当时一脸无所谓的表情 1823 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:06,380 在那喝威士忌来着不是嘛 1824 01:23:06,740 --> 01:23:08,860 可我现在不是那样的表情吧？ 1825 01:23:09,260 --> 01:23:10,440 算了 1826 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,180 咱们就停止男女之间那种关系 1827 01:23:12,180 --> 01:23:15,580 今后就保持中性的关系好了 1828 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:19,060 中性是什么啊 又不是洗洁剂 1829 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,400 我要回去了 1830 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,820 等一下 1831 01:23:22,340 --> 01:23:24,260 干炸薯片还没上呢 1832 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,780 吃完那个之后再回呗？ 1833 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:29,840 也好 不过 我可要一个人回去 1834 01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,380 嗯 也行啦 1835 01:23:33,780 --> 01:23:36,100 不过我们真的要分手么? 1836 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,580 干炸薯片 1837 01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:54,180 堀切 1838 01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:59,160 这里好冷清啊 1839 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:01,020 啊 有气球店 1840 01:24:01,020 --> 01:24:03,800 已经倒闭啦 —真的？ 诶 1841 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:09,680 马上就到我家了 1842 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,580 还真是由美啊 —爸爸 1843 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:13,780 你这可够晚的 1844 01:24:13,780 --> 01:24:16,160 啊 那个 这位是落语家志鱼先生 1845 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,620 初次见面 我是志鱼 1846 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:18,900 这是我父亲 1847 01:24:19,260 --> 01:24:20,340 您好 1848 01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,340 今天你们一直在一起吗？ —对 1849 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,380 什么时候开始交往的？ 1850 01:24:29,380 --> 01:24:31,760 诶？两人单独见面今天是头一次 1851 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,240 不好办哪 1852 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,180 不管怎样 先让他来咱们家一趟吧 1853 01:24:37,180 --> 01:24:38,220 嗯 1854 01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:41,940 志鱼 我爸说让你来我家坐坐 1855 01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,540 也行啊 1856 01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:44,980 走吧？ —嗯 1857 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,520 欢迎 1858 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:57,180 请 —谢谢 1859 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,340 由美带男生到家里来 1860 01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:01,340 这还是头一次呢 1861 01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:03,340 是嘛 1862 01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,680 啊 请不要那么拘束 1863 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,040 不可能啦 妈 —是吗？ 1864 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:08,820 啊 不好意思 1865 01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:10,680 都没带日光的酱油腌菜来 1866 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:12,120 哎呀 不用客气 1867 01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:15,680 落语是剧场曲艺的一种 1868 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,020 讲述滑稽的故事使听众发笑 1869 01:25:18,260 --> 01:25:21,840 最后以包袱结尾 1870 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,420 你不用那么紧张啦 1871 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:34,860 不好意思让你久等啦 1872 01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:35,600 没关系 1873 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,600 我泡完澡习惯喝杯啤酒 1874 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,600 就不跟你客气了 1875 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:52,720 嗳哟 1876 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,660 刚才我听由美说了 1877 01:25:55,660 --> 01:25:57,280 你是说落语的 叫什么来着？ 1878 01:25:57,340 --> 01:25:58,440 我叫志鱼 1879 01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:01,380 我听说说落语是很难的 1880 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,380 不过 志鱼这名字从来没听过啊 1881 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,280 因为我还只是中场演员 1882 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,280 电视啦广播啦都还没上过呢 1883 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:11,080 你都说些什么样的落语呢？ 1884 01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:12,780 很想听听看哪 1885 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:19,300 那就请让我来说一段吧 1886 01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:20,800 诶？ 没关系吗？ 1887 01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:31,240 那咱们就来讲一席叫做二十四孝的 1888 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,240 关于孝敬父母的故事 1889 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,120 你过来 过来 1890 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:36,880 我还没想喝酒呢 1891 01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:38,380 谁说要让你喝酒了 1892 01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:41,600 为什么你们家老是吵架呢？ 1893 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,160 这个大杂院里住了三十六户人家 1894 01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,480 像这样隔三差五总吵架的 1895 01:26:46,620 --> 01:26:47,960 可就只有你们一家哎 1896 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:05,440 不过孝行这东西还真是了不得啊 1897 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,100 我脱得一丝不挂喝了酒睡到现在 1898 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:09,500 都没一只蚊子叮我 1899 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:11,820 这就是所谓的孝感天地了吧 1900 01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:13,160 说什么傻话呢 1901 01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:15,480 是我拿蒲扇给你扇了整整一晚上啊 1902 01:27:15,620 --> 01:27:17,100 这就是二十四孝的故事 1903 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,180 堀切站 1904 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,980 真不像样儿 1905 01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:35,560 跟志朝啦谈志他们比起来 1906 01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:36,940 还差得远的呢 1907 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,880 因为我还是中场演员啊 1908 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,660 您说的那些人都是压轴演员 1909 01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:43,300 演出经验也不一样啊 1910 01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:45,860 你多大了？ 1911 01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:47,340 二十三岁了 1912 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,160 志朝啦谈志他们像你这么大的时候 1913 01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:51,880 说得可比这要好啊 1914 01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:53,260 可能是吧 1915 01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:55,380 但是这东西每个人情况不一样嘛 1916 01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:58,700 就说上班族 哪怕是进公司第一年 1917 01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:01,160 一个月也能赚十万左右 1918 01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,160 你现在都靠什么生活呢？ 1919 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:05,160 这种事儿不用您来担心吧？ 1920 01:28:06,060 --> 01:28:08,760 你啊 要是觉得不服气的话 1921 01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,880 就把这个将棋残局解给我看看 1922 01:28:12,180 --> 01:28:13,880 我觉得爸爸说的没错 1923 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,880 你说得确实不好 1924 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:21,060 堀切站 1925 01:28:22,660 --> 01:28:24,200 我要回去了 1926 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,640 告辞了 1927 01:28:28,980 --> 01:28:31,420 你好好练习练习再重新过来 1928 01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:33,500 下次再来玩啊 1929 01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:34,300 好的 1930 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,060 可已经没电车了啊 1931 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:38,540 我坐飞机回去 1932 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,020 没事儿吧由美？ 1933 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,820 爸爸是不是说得有点儿太重了？ 1934 01:29:01,180 --> 01:29:03,140 他的眼睛挺大的呢 1935 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:04,440 我先去换衣服 1936 01:29:19,180 --> 01:29:20,980 像怪物一样的荒川铁桥 1937 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,100 可以看到汽车像怕漏下去一样 1938 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,240 小心地在上面跑 1939 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,140 志鱼 志鱼 1940 01:29:25,140 --> 01:29:26,420 听不到练小号的声音 1941 01:29:26,420 --> 01:29:27,720 安静得有些可怕 1942 01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:31,140 出租车亮着深夜价格的牌子 1943 01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,140 向北千住方向猛冲而去 1944 01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:36,040 相反方向的42点195公里处 1945 01:29:36,140 --> 01:29:39,220 是我的公寓 志鱼 志鱼 1946 01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:42,680 渡过背负着东武线和京成线的绫濑川 1947 01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,740 走向仿佛会有妖怪冒出来的钟之渊 1948 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,920 准备在圆德寺往左拐 1949 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,980 据传以前钟纺美人化妆品 1950 01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:51,740 就是在这一带制造的 志鱼 志鱼 1951 01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:12,200 被庆典灯笼所吸引 走进一条近道 1952 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:12,920 就看到神仙大人 1953 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,180 在四叠半的狭窄空间里等待明天 1954 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,840 钟之渊的站前大路上走着行人一名 1955 01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:23,200 也许是因为特别显眼吧 1956 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,200 塑料花都在将他欢迎 1957 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,280 走进水户街道里就看到 1958 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:32,600 依然如昔的商店散发着蚊香的气味 1959 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,880 正在做着商品展示 1960 01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:40,520 胶底短布袜一打三百八十日元 1961 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,320 特色今川烧 六十日元 1962 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,520 松脆的炒奶油 一个一百日元 1963 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:46,920 我得歇口气 志鱼 志鱼 1964 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,420 三十多岁的艺妓和 1965 01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:54,020 四十多岁的出轨男人 1966 01:30:54,020 --> 01:30:55,980 睡在向岛区的屋顶下 1967 01:30:55,980 --> 01:30:57,580 已经快要天亮了 1968 01:30:57,940 --> 01:30:58,820 就像志菜说的那样 1969 01:30:58,820 --> 01:31:00,200 夏天的早晨来的真早 1970 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:01,400 志鱼 志鱼 1971 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,840 乌鸦嘎嘎叫着飞过天空 1972 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:15,840 飞向吉原上空的乃是晓鸦 1973 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,820 您听到了吗？ 志生师父 1974 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,660 还差一口气就到吾妻桥的啤酒厂了 1975 01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:23,080 不知为何走在河边的慢跑路线上 1976 01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:24,600 志鱼 志鱼 1977 01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:31,880 风从隅田川上吹了过来 1978 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,280 东武线电车懒洋洋地刹着车 1979 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,780 驶过隅田川 1980 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,800 松屋也好啤酒工厂也好 1981 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:41,820 都像世界末日一样安静 1982 01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:43,340 啤酒还数吾妻桥 朝日啤酒 朝日啤酒 松屋 都像世界末日一样安静 1983 01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:43,380 都像世界末日一样安静 1984 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:52,620 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1985 01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:53,900 仁丹 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1986 01:31:53,900 --> 01:31:54,140 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1987 01:31:54,340 --> 01:31:56,100 走进了许久不来的雷门 1988 01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:56,980 观音菩萨 1989 01:31:56,980 --> 01:31:59,180 志鱼一大早第一个来看您啦 1990 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,540 少了人形烧香气的商店街显得很寂寥 1991 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:22,000 不知不觉走向充满回忆的花园游乐园 1992 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,480 如今那里是什么样呢？ 1993 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:25,200 国际剧场 1994 01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:26,700 国际剧场的舞女们 国际剧场 1995 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:26,780 如今都过得怎么样呢？ 国际剧场 1996 01:32:26,780 --> 01:32:28,080 如今都过得怎么样呢？ 1997 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,540 志鱼 志鱼 1998 01:32:51,420 --> 01:32:52,940 笨蛋 1999 01:33:03,220 --> 01:33:05,240 你高兴吗师兄？ 2000 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,080 你这表情看不出来在高兴啊 2001 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:09,940 哈哈哈 2002 01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:10,840 必须得庆祝一番 2003 01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:11,760 眼镜眼镜 2004 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:12,800 志鱼师兄 2005 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:13,900 志米师兄晋升压轴演员啦 2006 01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,160 是志米师兄晋升哎 2007 01:33:15,300 --> 01:33:16,680 有什么好难以置信的？ 2008 01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:17,680 恭喜 2009 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:19,980 太夸张啦你 2010 01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:23,420 谢谢 2011 01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:25,340 现在正商量着 2012 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,740 大伙儿一起办个派对庆祝一下呢 2013 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,080 您想在哪儿办啊？ 2014 01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,940 在哪儿 不用不用 2015 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:31,540 用不着那么麻烦啦 2016 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:34,440 啤酒 清酒 威士忌咱们喝哪个？ 2017 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:35,920 喂 咱弄得盛大点儿 2018 01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:37,320 包一个啤酒店大喝一顿怎么样？ 2019 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:40,820 好哎 耶 2020 01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,380 来啦 志鱼吗？ 2021 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:51,320 是我 2022 01:33:51,860 --> 01:33:53,320 请进 2023 01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:56,440 这是怎么啦？ 2024 01:33:57,860 --> 01:34:00,160 我要搬去雄琴了 2025 01:34:00,620 --> 01:34:03,360 真的？ 是关西吗？ —对 2026 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:04,600 为什么啊？ 2027 01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:07,300 一个朋友说那边环境又好 空气又好 2028 01:34:07,300 --> 01:34:09,240 还可以打网球和慢跑 2029 01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:10,740 所以叫我一起去的 2030 01:34:10,740 --> 01:34:12,160 去了就不回来了吗？ 2031 01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:13,660 不好说 2032 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:17,940 你到时过来不就好了 过来玩 2033 01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:19,700 安了电话之后我告诉你电话号 2034 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,600 说得轻巧 好远的 2035 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:25,460 远吗？ 2036 01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:31,540 我当然也想去啦 2037 01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:33,540 那来不就好了？ 2038 01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,140 总觉得有点寂寞啊 2039 01:34:43,980 --> 01:34:45,920 哎 你跟高中生相处得怎么样啦？ 2040 01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,700 你就别故意挖苦我了 2041 01:34:47,700 --> 01:34:49,280 我一直对她保密呢 2042 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:53,040 不过 往后好像也没这个必要了 2043 01:34:57,940 --> 01:35:00,340 那个你想要吗？ 送给你吧？ 2044 01:35:00,340 --> 01:35:03,700 可以吗？ —我已经用不着了 2045 01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:08,020 我来帮你吧 2046 01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:34,420 别洒了啊 放这儿是吧 2047 01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,720 早啊 欢迎 2048 01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:47,880 都安排好了吧？ 2049 01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:52,700 啤酒够吗？ 可要好好弄啊 2050 01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:55,660 师兄来了就鼓掌啊 记得鼓掌 2051 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,740 往后就得叫师父啦 2052 01:36:00,340 --> 01:36:02,520 喂 这桌的啤酒这也不够啊 2053 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,980 你们都干嘛呢 2054 01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:06,860 再拿三瓶啤酒过来 三瓶 2055 01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,360 到时咱们热闹点儿 2056 01:36:15,460 --> 01:36:16,480 啊 师兄 2057 01:36:16,480 --> 01:36:17,880 在这边儿 这边这边 2058 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,500 哇 2059 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:24,000 恭喜恭喜 2060 01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:29,140 好 大伙 干杯干杯 2061 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:30,160 咱们来干杯了 2062 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,260 干杯祝贺师兄晋升 2063 01:36:32,260 --> 01:36:34,120 端杯子 端杯子 2064 01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:35,420 那就请致个词吧 2065 01:36:35,420 --> 01:36:36,560 那好 师兄 2066 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,560 恭喜晋升压轴演员 2067 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,560 干杯 2068 01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:44,980 来来来 大伙儿 2069 01:36:45,088 --> 01:36:46,800 坐坐坐 2070 01:36:47,328 --> 01:36:47,984 恭喜 2071 01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:49,584 师兄 我也会加油的 —诶？ 2072 01:36:49,616 --> 01:36:50,730 像师兄那样 为当上压轴演员努力 2073 01:36:50,864 --> 01:36:52,784 是嘛 行 加油吧 2074 01:36:52,810 --> 01:36:54,528 来倒上 —恭喜 2075 01:36:54,624 --> 01:36:56,410 一点心意啊 真的今天 2076 01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:58,368 太谢谢大伙儿了 2077 01:36:58,432 --> 01:36:59,328 恭喜 2078 01:36:59,584 --> 01:37:02,688 师兄 今天嫂子怎么没来啊？ 2079 01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:06,240 诶？ 不是 她一会儿来 会来的 2080 01:37:06,432 --> 01:37:06,976 这样啊 2081 01:37:07,056 --> 01:37:09,310 谢谢大伙 啊你也满上 —谢谢 2082 01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:10,656 今天真太谢谢了 2083 01:37:10,928 --> 01:37:12,896 都多喝点儿啊 2084 01:37:13,136 --> 01:37:14,384 你们看师兄可真够高兴的 2085 01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:16,176 可不是 多高兴啊 2086 01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:18,032 师兄这也已经熬了二十年了 2087 01:37:18,096 --> 01:37:19,920 二十年？　师兄这回可真熬出头了 2088 01:37:19,984 --> 01:37:21,240 为什么这么久才让晋升呢 2089 01:37:21,584 --> 01:37:22,672 噢噢噢 2090 01:37:26,128 --> 01:37:27,664 哟哟咿个哟咿 2091 01:37:30,592 --> 01:37:32,912 好球 好球 2092 01:37:38,544 --> 01:37:42,000 打棒球的话 2093 01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:45,680 就要像这样来哟 2094 01:37:46,016 --> 01:37:48,080 出局 上垒 2095 01:37:48,272 --> 01:37:51,680 哟哟咿个哟咿 2096 01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:55,200 哟哟咿个哟咿 2097 01:37:57,920 --> 01:37:59,440 哈哈哈 2098 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:00,960 好球 2099 01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:18,272 要是上了年纪说得还是这么差 2100 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,112 可怎么办啊师兄 2101 01:38:20,464 --> 01:38:22,480 不可能总是这个样子的啦 2102 01:38:22,896 --> 01:38:24,192 会变的 2103 01:38:25,664 --> 01:38:27,472 好想一直继续说落语啊 2104 01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:28,768 嗯 2105 01:38:29,936 --> 01:38:31,904 落语应该不会垮掉的吧？ 2106 01:38:31,952 --> 01:38:33,130 像公司那样 2107 01:38:33,424 --> 01:38:35,024 也许会垮吧 2108 01:38:35,232 --> 01:38:36,192 不过真到那天 2109 01:38:36,928 --> 01:38:38,896 日本一定也垮掉了 2110 01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,096 嗯 好想快点当上压轴演员啊 2111 01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:43,968 是啊 2112 01:38:45,904 --> 01:38:47,840 喂 志菜 2113 01:38:48,432 --> 01:38:50,080 过来一下　－好 2114 01:39:38,256 --> 01:39:42,192 似曾相识的气氛 2115 01:39:42,864 --> 01:39:48,976 在这一刻将我欢迎 2116 01:39:49,616 --> 01:39:55,600 似曾相识的气氛 2117 01:39:55,696 --> 01:40:01,456 仿佛将在火车站聚拢 2118 01:40:06,064 --> 01:40:11,296 把一本正经的话 2119 01:40:12,928 --> 01:40:17,456 收进口袋 2120 01:40:19,488 --> 01:40:22,192 系上丝带作为礼物 2121 01:40:22,192 --> 01:40:25,712 送给那让人产生魔法般情绪的 2122 01:40:26,090 --> 01:40:31,760 不可思议的孩子 2123 01:40:32,848 --> 01:40:37,232 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2124 01:40:37,408 --> 01:40:38,896 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2125 01:40:39,216 --> 01:40:45,024 并不会感到寂寞 2126 01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:50,400 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2127 01:40:50,480 --> 01:40:52,270 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2128 01:40:52,510 --> 01:40:57,744 在南风中渐渐隐去 2129 01:41:15,260 --> 01:41:21,632 似曾相识的气氛 2130 01:41:21,630 --> 01:41:27,760 指引我到这个位置 2131 01:41:28,384 --> 01:41:34,384 似曾相识的气氛 2132 01:41:34,384 --> 01:41:39,904 仿佛将渲染这假日 2133 01:41:45,248 --> 01:41:50,160 将机智的话语 2134 01:41:51,664 --> 01:41:56,496 用口红装饰 2135 01:41:58,032 --> 01:42:03,904 系上丝带作为礼物 2136 01:42:04,704 --> 01:42:08,224 送给那为人带来五彩心情的 2137 01:42:08,384 --> 01:42:10,480 有趣的孩子 2138 01:42:11,424 --> 01:42:15,600 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2139 01:42:15,792 --> 01:42:17,850 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2140 01:42:18,208 --> 01:42:24,416 并不会感到寂寞 2141 01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:29,056 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2142 01:42:29,312 --> 01:42:30,848 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2143 01:42:31,264 --> 01:42:37,280 在南风中渐渐隐去 2144 01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:42,272 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2145 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:44,016 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2146 01:42:44,496 --> 01:42:50,560 并不会感到寂寞 2147 01:42:51,184 --> 01:42:55,584 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ　 2148 01:42:55,616 --> 01:42:57,360 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2149 01:42:57,552 --> 01:43:07,248 在南风中渐渐隐去 145442

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