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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 UN PLAN PERFECT 2 00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:29,244 Ce m� deranjeaz�, 3 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:31,413 este s� auzi toat� ziua 4 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:34,223 c� o mul�ime de tipi celibatari doresc s� se a�eze la casa lor. 5 00:00:34,283 --> 00:00:36,326 Scuz�-m�, dar caut de �ase luni. 6 00:00:36,627 --> 00:00:38,561 Crede�i-m�, este un de�ert. 7 00:00:38,587 --> 00:00:40,964 Am �ncercat totul! 8 00:00:41,132 --> 00:00:42,757 Ies seara. 9 00:00:42,883 --> 00:00:45,997 Singur� desigur, dar nu este a�a de r�u. 10 00:00:46,022 --> 00:00:47,110 Opre�te-te! 11 00:00:47,179 --> 00:00:49,556 M-am �nscris �ntr-o croazier� pentru celibatari, 12 00:00:50,057 --> 00:00:52,600 dar stomacul meu nu e f�cut pentru o c�l�torie pe mare, 13 00:00:52,768 --> 00:00:54,293 a�a c� mi-a fost r�u o s�pt�m�n�. 14 00:00:54,353 --> 00:00:56,438 M-am �nregistrat pe toate site-urile matrimoniale. 15 00:00:56,605 --> 00:00:58,857 Dar acolo sunt numai idio�i! 16 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:00,083 Deci... 17 00:01:00,151 --> 00:01:04,612 Scuza�i-m�... Un mic ficat de ra�� cu pere pe un pat de salat� verde. 18 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,872 Mul�umesc. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,491 Am fost pe "Speed Dating", "Blind Date", 20 00:01:08,659 --> 00:01:10,201 "Speed Blind Date", 21 00:01:10,369 --> 00:01:11,661 "Cr�mailleres". 22 00:01:11,829 --> 00:01:13,705 De c�nd invit�m str�ini la Cr�ciun? 23 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,249 Ea este noua �ef� a lui Coco. Un editor foarte important. 24 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,835 - �i? - Era singur� �n seara asta... 25 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:21,087 - Este de nesuportat! - �tiu. 26 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,265 Am luat alt� decizie... 27 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,426 m-am dus s� v�d un stilist care mi-a schimbat complet coafura. 28 00:01:27,511 --> 00:01:29,762 Cu Francis, stilistul meu, 29 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:32,015 am ales s� facem un tratament pentru volum. 30 00:01:32,683 --> 00:01:35,477 Da, pentru c� am �ncercat s�-mi deschid fa�a. 31 00:01:35,644 --> 00:01:36,769 �i a func�ionat, nu? 32 00:01:36,937 --> 00:01:38,897 Ar trebui s�-�i �nchid� gura. 33 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:41,691 Nu am pe nimeni �nc�, 34 00:01:42,193 --> 00:01:43,443 dar nu-mi pas�... 35 00:01:43,861 --> 00:01:47,697 pentru c� ceea ce conteaz� este �ncercarea de a fi c�utat pe cineva. 36 00:01:49,617 --> 00:01:51,834 P�n� la urm�, dup� divor�ul meu... 37 00:01:53,454 --> 00:01:56,622 cele 6 luni au fost mai minunate ca niciodat�. 38 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,175 Las�, drag�. 39 00:02:07,343 --> 00:02:09,177 Pl�ngi, las� s� ias� totul. 40 00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:11,471 �mi pare r�u. 41 00:02:12,014 --> 00:02:14,224 V-am distrus Ajunul Cr�ciunului. 42 00:02:14,391 --> 00:02:15,850 - Deloc. - Glume�ti? 43 00:02:16,227 --> 00:02:17,894 Pe mine, personal, m� obose�ti. 44 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:19,245 Mam�! 45 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,855 Ei bine, este un co�mar. 46 00:02:21,232 --> 00:02:22,732 Valeria a divor�at de 6 luni. 47 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:26,110 Da, �tiam, a spus-o de cinci ori. Dar nu �n�eleg care e problema ei? 48 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,239 Problema mea este c� am 36 de ani. 49 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:32,992 Iubirea vie�ii mele m-a p�r�sit ca pe un gunoi. 50 00:02:33,911 --> 00:02:34,953 M� simt r�u! 51 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,621 Nu m� �nt�lnesc cu nimeni. 52 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:37,805 Nimeni! 53 00:02:37,873 --> 00:02:40,542 - Doar idio�i care vor s� sar� pe mine. - Feti�a e aici! 54 00:02:41,252 --> 00:02:43,211 Tat�, ce �nseamn� "s� sar�"? 55 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:44,470 �mi pare r�u. 56 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:47,757 S� sari pe cineva, este ca o �mbr��i�are, dar mai puternic�. 57 00:02:47,925 --> 00:02:49,175 Cum adic� mai puternic�? 58 00:02:50,427 --> 00:02:52,178 ��i voi explica mai t�rziu. 59 00:02:52,513 --> 00:02:54,764 Nu voi �nt�lni pe nimeni. 60 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:56,599 Voi sf�r�i singur�. 61 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:58,434 Bine, Veronique... 62 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,069 Valerie... 63 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:01,554 Da, e acela�i lucru. 64 00:03:01,647 --> 00:03:03,565 O s�-�i spun povestesc ceva. ��i va face bine. 65 00:03:03,732 --> 00:03:06,368 Nu din nou, aceea�i poveste veche! 66 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:07,475 Te rog... 67 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:10,804 - Eu m� duc s� stau pe canapea. - Nu, tu nu te mi�ti de aici! 68 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:12,949 Valerie... 69 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:16,327 Povestea e c�, nici o femeie din familia noastr� 70 00:03:16,787 --> 00:03:18,830 nu a avut noroc �n prima c�s�torie. 71 00:03:20,082 --> 00:03:21,207 Este blestemul nostru. 72 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:24,085 - Mai degrab� o �ntors�tur� a destinului. - Un blestem! 73 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:26,129 Nici nu �tiu c�nd a �nceput. 74 00:03:26,297 --> 00:03:28,881 �n 1884, cu str�bunica mea, Adele. 75 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:33,011 Bunicile mele, m�tu�ile mele, veri�oarele mele toate au trebuit s� se rec�s�toreasc� 76 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:34,520 pentru a fi fericite. 77 00:03:34,597 --> 00:03:35,805 Voi divor�a �i eu. 78 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,890 Desigur! 79 00:03:38,058 --> 00:03:39,183 Nu spune asta! 80 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,519 Dar este adev�rat. 81 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:43,896 Pentru noi, a�a e, primul nu este niciodat� bun. 82 00:03:44,523 --> 00:03:45,656 Valerie... 83 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:47,008 Eu sunt al doilea. 84 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,534 �i bunicul la fel. 85 00:03:48,694 --> 00:03:49,919 Da. 86 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,948 Totu�i, a fost cineva care a vrut s� se eschiveze. 87 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:55,283 Isabelle. 88 00:03:55,576 --> 00:03:56,743 Cine este Isabelle? 89 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,328 Sora mea mai mare. 90 00:03:59,371 --> 00:04:00,622 A �nceput totul acum zece ani. 91 00:04:01,665 --> 00:04:03,541 Ea era �n ultimul an la Stomatologie 92 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,293 c�nd l-a �nt�lnit pe Pierre, 93 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:07,812 noul s�u responsabil de proiect. 94 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,855 Un b�rbat �nalt �i frumos... 95 00:04:15,763 --> 00:04:16,929 Cur�nd, 96 00:04:17,556 --> 00:04:19,515 el devine profesorul ei particular. 97 00:04:23,646 --> 00:04:26,105 Imediat, ea se mut� �n apartamentul lui 98 00:04:27,316 --> 00:04:29,233 �i acesta devine apartamentul lor. 99 00:04:30,569 --> 00:04:32,111 Ei lucreaz� �mpreun�. 100 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:33,321 Deschide�i larg. 101 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,406 De fapt, ei fac totul �mpreun�. 102 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,700 �i, timp de zece ani, fiecare s�pt�m�n� este la fel. 103 00:04:37,868 --> 00:04:39,494 Duminic�, micul dejun acas�. 104 00:04:39,953 --> 00:04:41,020 Isa, piciorul! 105 00:04:41,088 --> 00:04:42,546 Luni, popice. 106 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:46,751 Mar�i, masa la restaurantul "Les Milles Saveurs". 107 00:04:46,877 --> 00:04:48,586 Cotlet de vi�el? Biban de mare? 108 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:49,937 Mul�umim, Pascal. 109 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:51,631 Miercuri, Pictionary. 110 00:04:51,799 --> 00:04:53,257 - Un scaun de la club! - Da! 111 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:57,845 Joi diminea�a, este tenis. 112 00:04:58,889 --> 00:05:00,047 �i vineri... 113 00:05:01,058 --> 00:05:02,758 S�rim peste detalii. 114 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:08,523 Continu�, Coco. 115 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,984 Pe scurt, Pierre era b�rbatul vie�ii ei. 116 00:05:12,736 --> 00:05:13,903 Dar el era primul. 117 00:05:14,071 --> 00:05:17,281 Deci, ca s� nu �l piard�, ea a decis s� nu se c�s�toreasc� niciodat�. 118 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:18,549 Isa este inteligent�! 119 00:05:18,617 --> 00:05:20,678 �n felul ei, ea a reu�it s� p�c�leasc� blestemul. 120 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:23,955 Dar, ca fericirea s� fie complet� lipsea ceva. 121 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:27,291 La �nceput, tr�iau bine f�r� copii. 122 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:29,961 Dar, la un moment dat a luat propor�ii. 123 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,562 Ce faci? 124 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:32,863 �mi pare r�u. 125 00:05:32,881 --> 00:05:35,299 �n c�teva luni, aceasta a devenit o obsesie. 126 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,510 Ea se g�ndea la asta tot timpul. 127 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:41,514 C�nd nu se g�ndea, ceasul ei biologic �i aducea aminte. 128 00:05:41,682 --> 00:05:43,474 M� duc la Picard. 129 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:50,440 Totul e �n regul�? 130 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:51,733 Da, super. 131 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:03,411 �tii, multe cupluri care au copii nu sunt c�s�torite. 132 00:06:04,872 --> 00:06:08,285 Ascult�, pentru mama mea, tr�im deja �ntr-un p�cat de moarte. 133 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:10,400 Copilul nostru ar fi copilul diavolului. 134 00:06:10,419 --> 00:06:13,838 Ea l-ar stropi cu aghiazm� ori de c�te ori l-ar �nt�lni. 135 00:06:14,339 --> 00:06:17,032 Imagineaz�-�i copilul purt�nd hain� de ploaie. 136 00:06:17,509 --> 00:06:20,636 �n familia noastr�, a fost �ntotdeauna a�a, c�s�toria �nt�i, apoi copiii. 137 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:25,308 Trebuie s� faci un singur lucru, c�s�tore�te-te cu mine. 138 00:06:25,642 --> 00:06:27,477 �tii c� nu pot. 139 00:06:30,397 --> 00:06:31,647 Scuza�i-m�. 140 00:06:31,815 --> 00:06:33,858 Acest lucru a continuat c�teva luni. 141 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,818 Ea a str�ns �n ea �i, �ntr-o zi, a clacat. 142 00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:39,489 Ne iubim de 10 ani, ne cunoa�tem pe de rost. 143 00:06:40,616 --> 00:06:42,158 Nimic nu ni se va �nt�mpla. 144 00:06:43,786 --> 00:06:47,163 O nunt� modest� �i gata. 145 00:06:48,165 --> 00:06:49,332 Totul va fi bine. 146 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:52,502 De c�nd fumezi? 147 00:06:53,754 --> 00:06:55,087 De acum. 148 00:07:00,135 --> 00:07:01,344 Ce m-a apucat? 149 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,806 Erai at�t de fericit�. 150 00:07:04,973 --> 00:07:06,849 Ai g�sit fisura. 151 00:07:07,309 --> 00:07:09,894 �tiu, dar vreau s� am copii cu Pierre. 152 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:13,130 Crezi ca va fi u�or s� te ocupi de copil, c�nd vei r�m�ne singur�? 153 00:07:13,148 --> 00:07:14,273 Mam�! 154 00:07:29,331 --> 00:07:30,373 Bun�, amice. 155 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:33,709 Cum po�i s� spui "da" atunci c�nd �tii cum se va termina? 156 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:37,004 Nu spune c� tu crezi �n aceste supersti�ii? 157 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:39,841 Nu, dar m� bucur c� sunt al doilea. 158 00:07:43,887 --> 00:07:46,430 "Vertige de l'amour" este c�ntecul care va fi c�ntat la nunt�? 159 00:07:47,182 --> 00:07:49,475 - �mi pare r�u, dar vom aduce un DJ. - �n nici un caz. 160 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:54,939 Muzica este treaba mea. 161 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,563 �i asta am f�cut. 162 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:02,864 Dar... 163 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:05,750 Eu nu �n�eleg, ce raport are cu DJ-ul... 164 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,561 Termin� cu aceast� anecdot�, oricum nim�nui nu-i pas�! 165 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,089 O poveste este o prism� cu mai multe fa�ete... 166 00:08:12,114 --> 00:08:13,140 Oglind� cu fa�ete. 167 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,184 - Farah Fawcett. - Brigitte Fosset. 168 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,411 Nu. Ai pierdut! 169 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:18,955 Acum, unde r�m�sesem? 170 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,540 - Stimorol. - Da. 171 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,741 �tii, �n Danemarca, 172 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,043 te po�i c�s�tori �i apoi divor�a 10 minute mai t�rziu. 173 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:26,546 Planul era simplu, 174 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,590 c�s�torie rapid� �i divor� imediat. 175 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:31,759 Am numit-o "Opera�iunea Stimorol". 176 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,783 Iat�-te! 177 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:58,411 Deci, 9:53 aterizare la Copenhaga. 178 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,122 C�nd aterizezi, Lars Von Anderson, un student, te va a�tepta. 179 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,458 El spune "da", la ora 11:00. 180 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,460 La 11:30, divor�ezi. 181 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,270 Revii la Paris la ora 15:00 �i e�ti disponibil� pentru Pierre. 182 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:10,397 - E�ti sigur� c� nu e nici un pericol? - Nici unul. 183 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,275 L-am min�it pe Pierre �i acum m� detest. 184 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,468 Ce i-ai spus? 185 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,638 Primul lucru care mi-a trecut prin minte, c� tu e�ti deprimat� 186 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:20,058 �i te �nso�esc la o m�n�stire pentru alinarea spiritual�. 187 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,393 Asta �i-a trecut prin cap mai �nt�i? 188 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,445 �tiu... 189 00:09:24,513 --> 00:09:26,639 Suntem vecini! Dac� vine la noi? 190 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:27,940 Te vei descurca tu. 191 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,526 - Pune�i asta. - Ce este? 192 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:32,737 Viscole�te la Copenhaga. 193 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,615 - Nu. - Pa. 194 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,851 Mi-e fric� de avion. 195 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:54,759 - Eu nu sunt danez�. - �mi pare r�u. 196 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,512 - Am spus c� sta�i pe locul meu. - Da. 197 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,515 Stewardesa mi-a spus s� vorbesc direct cu dumneavoastr�... 198 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:05,103 Mi-e o fric� teribil� de avion, �i m� ajut� dac� v�d ce se �nt�mpl� afar�. 199 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:06,979 Am �n�eles. 200 00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:08,898 V� mul�umesc, sunte�i tare dr�gu�. 201 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,384 Da? 202 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:13,861 A�tept s� m� a�ez pe scaunul meu. 203 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,701 Nu v� face�i griji, dac� ne pr�bu�im, 204 00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:23,037 doare la fel, indiferent unde stai. 205 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,497 �ti�i... 206 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:28,399 �ansa s� mori c�nd mergi dup� p�ine este mai mare dec�t s� mori cu avionul. 207 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:30,044 Cu toate acestea... 208 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,923 Eu nu �mi permit s�-mi fie fric� de avion, pentru c� voiajez tot timpul. 209 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,342 Lucrez pentru Routard. 210 00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:37,785 Ghidul. 211 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,061 �tiu. 212 00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:41,597 Jean-Yves Berthier. Prietenii �mi spun "Gencive". 213 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,832 Bun� ziua. 214 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:46,310 Merge�i �n Danemarca? 215 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,187 Da, ca toat� lumea din acest avion. 216 00:10:48,355 --> 00:10:50,732 Nu, eu merg �n Kenya. Nairobi. 217 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,609 La naiba, am uitat ceva �n geant�. 218 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,699 Trebuie s� v� �ntreba�i, ce caut eu �n acest avion, nu? 219 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,917 Da. 220 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,446 Salvez 280 de euro, datorit� escalei �n Copenhaga. 221 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:06,497 Sistem "D". 222 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,832 "D" de la de�tept. 223 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:11,443 �ti�i ce se poate face cu 280 de euro �n Kenya? 224 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,671 - Nu. - Totul, absolut totul. 225 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:17,091 - �ti�i ce fac cu eu cu 280 de euro? - Nu! 226 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,303 Nimic, pentru c� eu sunt responsabil. 227 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,846 Ce ve�i face �n Danemarca? 228 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:26,851 M� voi c�s�tori cu un danez pe care nu-l cunosc �i asta m� va costa 5000 de euro. 229 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,147 �i acum, dac� nu v� deranjeaz�, a� putea s� m� relaxez un pic? 230 00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:32,940 O c�s�torie �n alb? 231 00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,758 Felicit�ri! Nu-i r�u. 232 00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:36,360 Sta�i lini�tit�, nu v� voi denun�a. 233 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,822 C�s�toria nu mai este ce a fost. 234 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,517 C�nd m� g�ndesc la p�rin�ii mei... 235 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,999 �ti�i c�t de mult a durat p�n� c�nd tat�l meu i-a cerut m�na mamei? 236 00:11:47,531 --> 00:11:49,073 24 de ore. 237 00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:52,702 C�s�toria lor a durat 70 de ani. 238 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,038 La dracu, Jean-Yves, adun�-te. 239 00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:56,873 Eu sunt la fel. 240 00:11:57,041 --> 00:12:00,168 Dac� o g�sesc pe cea potrivit�, m� voi �nsura cu ea pe loc. 241 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:03,179 �i dumneavoastr�? 242 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,523 Ce v� face s� crede�i c� vreau s� vorbesc? 243 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,758 Sincer. 244 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,551 C�tile, masca... 245 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,472 �mi pare r�u. 246 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,995 Louise, ai �n�eles, nu? 247 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:39,123 - Ce �i spui unchiului Pierre? - C� e�ti aici. 248 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,834 Nu, �i spui c� nu sunt aici! 249 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,547 Deci, c�nd �l vezi, ce �i zici? 250 00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:47,882 C� mi-ai spus s�-i spun c� nu e�ti aici. 251 00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:49,917 Nu �n�elege nimic fata asta! 252 00:12:52,763 --> 00:12:54,430 E bine a�a. 253 00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,534 Cine este? 254 00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:08,795 Coco, am g�sit... Ce? 255 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,489 Ce e? 256 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:15,493 E�ti cu cineva? 257 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:16,669 Deloc. 258 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,846 Pierre, sincronizare perfect�. 259 00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:22,041 Lucrez la muzica pentru nunt�. 260 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:24,460 Selec�ia este complex�. 261 00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:27,130 M� g�ndeam c� dup� muzica lui Enrico Macias, 262 00:13:27,923 --> 00:13:31,676 s� vin� partea disco, un potpuriu cu Boney M. Ce crezi? 263 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:33,736 Da. 264 00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:35,763 Isa mi-a spus despre Corinne. 265 00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:37,557 Nu e grav, nu? 266 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,133 Ce vrei s� spui? 267 00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:41,452 Depresia ei. Po�i s�-mi spui. 268 00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:42,620 Da, da, da. 269 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,064 Este de necrezut. 270 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,250 Dac� vrei s� vorbe�ti, eu sunt aici. 271 00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:51,045 E bine, cu feti�a �i celelalte? 272 00:13:51,113 --> 00:13:54,490 Nu prea r�u, dar pu�toaica este la �coala, a�a c�... 273 00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:55,783 Dar este duminic�. 274 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,202 Da, e duminic�. 275 00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,997 Este duminic�. Michele Torr. 276 00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:04,709 Nu, ea are un curs de recuperat, de aceea... 277 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,545 Nu este prea str�lucit�. 278 00:14:10,257 --> 00:14:11,332 Dar �tii ceva? 279 00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:14,344 S� nu ne batem capul. 280 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,972 Ia loc, o s� fac o cafea. 281 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:19,891 Bine? �ncepem! 282 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:25,521 Da, Isa? 283 00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,239 Cum a�a? El n-a venit? 284 00:14:27,274 --> 00:14:29,150 Nimeni. M-a p�c�lit. 285 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,944 Da, l-am sunat, dar r�spunde doar mesageria lui vocal�. 286 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,365 A�tept de cinci ore. Super, planul t�u! 287 00:14:35,532 --> 00:14:36,824 La dracu! Ce vei face acum? 288 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,035 Ce pot face? Vin acas�. 289 00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,620 Nu, e�ti aproape! 290 00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:43,081 Te �ntorci la Paris m�ritat� �i divor�at�! 291 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,449 Dar cum? 292 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,559 N-am idee. 293 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,628 Fii creativ�. Surprinde-m�! 294 00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:50,938 - E�ti amuzant�. - Uite-te �n jurul t�u. 295 00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:54,008 Nu poate fi at�ta de dificil s� g�se�ti un celibatar �n Copenhaga. 296 00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:56,586 Prinde primul fraier disponibil �i m�rit�-te cu el. 297 00:14:58,055 --> 00:14:59,597 C�s�toria... 298 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:03,226 Dac� o g�sesc pe cea potrivit�, m� voi �nsura cu ea pe loc. 299 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,311 �i dumneavoastr�? 300 00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:12,368 Bun�. A� vrea s� cump�r... 301 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,112 - Vorbesc franceza. - Minunat. 302 00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:16,364 Spune�i-mi, exist� biserici �n Kenya? 303 00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,074 Da, desigur. 304 00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:20,785 Atunci, a� dori un loc �n urm�torul zbor spre Nairobi. 305 00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,011 Foarte bine. 306 00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:26,999 Se pare c� ave�i un tarif pentru un zbor cu escal� �n care economise�ti 280 de euro. 307 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,234 Nu. 308 00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:31,129 Dar am un loc la clasa business pentru 3200 de euro. 309 00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:53,693 Mul�umesc. 310 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:55,987 Ce face�i aici? 311 00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:58,184 Nu, dumneavoastr� ce face�i aici? 312 00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,658 Plec la Nairobi. 313 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,536 Nu v� mai m�rita�i cu un danez? 314 00:16:05,622 --> 00:16:06,622 A fost o glum�. 315 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,332 Eram sigur� c� m� trage�i de limb� 316 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,376 ca s� merge�i acolo unde merg �i eu. 317 00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:12,920 Nu, deloc. 318 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,922 Scuza�i-m�, cred c� v� par oribil�. 319 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,207 Da, totu�i. 320 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:19,594 Haide�i! V� voi face s� m� ierta�i. 321 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,845 Scuza�i-m�, a� vrea un loc al�turi de domnul Jean Charles. 322 00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:24,169 - Yves. - Domnul Yves. 323 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,193 Jean Yves. 324 00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,217 Jean Yves. 325 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,770 Dar e un loc la clasa business. 326 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,813 Cum asta? 327 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,860 Iar�i, devine penibil, mi se �nt�mpl� tot timpul. 328 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:37,987 Iar�i m-au surclasat. 329 00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:40,737 A� dori un loc la clasa economic�. 330 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,761 Pute�i da locul acesta altcuiva. 331 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,947 Se poate... locul... mie... 332 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,371 Bine, nici o problem�. 333 00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:47,446 Mul�umesc. 334 00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:49,991 - Mul�umesc. - Cu pl�cere. 335 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,489 Cum e? 336 00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:24,450 - A�i c�l�torit bine? - Fantastic. 337 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,285 M� bucur. 338 00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:29,455 A� dori s�-mi cer scuze pentru mai devreme. 339 00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:31,206 V� ascult. 340 00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:33,292 Cum asta? 341 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,344 Dorea�i s� v� cere�i scuze. Continua�i. V� ascult. 342 00:17:37,214 --> 00:17:38,714 �mi cer scuze... 343 00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,382 Nu e at�t de dificil, la dracu! 344 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:43,744 Dac� vreau s� m�n�nc, m�n�nc. Dac� vre�i s� v� scuza�i, face�i-o, la dracu! 345 00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,887 Asta v-a destins. Nu sunte�i singura care pute�i fi dezagreabil�. 346 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:57,140 - A fost o glum�. - O glum�. 347 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,901 Excelent�! 348 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,237 Excelent�, da. 349 00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:06,284 Este prima oar� c�nd merge�i �n Kenya? 350 00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:07,618 Glumi�i? 351 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,005 Cel pu�in a patra oar� anul acesta. 352 00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:13,291 �i am, �ntr-adev�r, nevoie de ea acum. 353 00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:15,526 Este butelia mea de oxigen. 354 00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,587 Vorbind de oxigen, pentru scufund�ri... 355 00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,589 Pentru c� sunt celibatar�. 356 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,417 Tocmai m-am desp�r�it de prietenul meu. 357 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,794 Vestea bun� este c�... 358 00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:26,546 sunt singur�. 359 00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:28,656 Complet liber�. 360 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,659 E mai bine singur dec�t cu o companie rea. 361 00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:32,844 Nu. 362 00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:35,763 Mai degrab� �ntr-o companie bun� dec�t singur. 363 00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:39,517 Nu, mai bine singur dec�t cu o companie proast�. 364 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,210 Cum dori�i. 365 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,829 M� face�i s� fiu confuz... 366 00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:46,316 Nu, e mai bine singur dec�t... 367 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,551 Doamn�, v� rog s� v� �ntoarce�i la locul dumneavoastr�. 368 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,130 Da, da, imediat. 369 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:51,996 Bine. 370 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,239 Mul�umesc. 371 00:18:57,244 --> 00:18:59,329 Ei bine, ne vedem mai t�rziu. 372 00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:10,706 Dispari! 373 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,079 Intrarea hotelului anun�� deja 374 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,540 ceea ce "Serena Nairobi" este. 375 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,693 Un hotel discret, cu parfum tropical. Terminat. 376 00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:24,499 - Bun� diminea�a, domnule. - Bun� diminea�a! 377 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,523 - Ce face�i? - Mul�umesc, bine. 378 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:28,547 De fapt, nu stau aici. 379 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:34,590 Scuz�-m�! Unde e recep�ia? 380 00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:55,027 Isabelle? 381 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,948 Jean-Yves! Incredibil! Ce face�i aici? 382 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,367 �ncep s� cred c� m� urm�ri�i! 383 00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:03,369 Nu, deloc, eu... 384 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,621 Deci a�a v� comporta�i cu femeile? 385 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:08,124 Mai �nt�i le s�ruta�i �i apoi disp�re�i. 386 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,585 O mic� rectificare, dumneavoastr� m-a�i s�rutat. 387 00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:14,464 Ne �nt�lnim �n acela�i avion, Paris Copenhaga, Copenhaga Nairobi 388 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,523 �i �n plus, ne caz�m �n acela�i hotel! 389 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:17,858 Este o nebunie! 390 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,818 Veni�i. 391 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,722 Pune�i-v� halatul de baie. Ne �nt�lnim la piscin�. 392 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,891 Nu, Isabelle. Nu pot. 393 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,101 Trebuie s� plec. Trebuia s� fiu deja acolo. 394 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:30,646 - Nu dormi�i aici? - Nu, la Zebra Lodge. 395 00:21:31,774 --> 00:21:33,649 Zebra s-a redeschis? 396 00:21:33,817 --> 00:21:36,736 �ntotdeauna m-am cazat acolo p�n� c�nd s-a �nchis. 397 00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:40,615 A�tepta�i-m�, voi anula camera mea aici, bine? 398 00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:41,783 Bine. 399 00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:45,328 Bun�, ce faci? 400 00:21:45,352 --> 00:21:47,079 �mi pare r�u. Nu vorbesc franceza. 401 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,164 Nu conteaz�. 402 00:21:48,332 --> 00:21:50,416 Doar mi�c�-�i buzele a�a... 403 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,462 Exact. Perfect. 404 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,631 Exist�, de asemenea, dou� restaurante, 405 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:59,926 un bar, foarte elegant, o zon� comercial�, un cazino... 406 00:22:00,093 --> 00:22:02,678 - Gata. - Nu, nu, nu. V� rog! 407 00:22:02,846 --> 00:22:03,971 Este o regul� de aur, 408 00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:06,057 dictafon �nseamn� t�cere. 409 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:10,436 P�n� c�nd nu spun "terminat", v� interzic s� vorbi�i cu mine. A�i �n�eles? 410 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,853 Deci, un cazinou, o piscin� �i un spa. 411 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:20,321 Pe scurt, tot luxul la care te po�i a�tepta 412 00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:22,782 de la un hotel de cinci stele. Terminat. 413 00:22:24,117 --> 00:22:25,952 �mi pare r�u, slujba este slujb�. 414 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,403 - Am �n�eles. - Ce spunea�i? 415 00:22:27,454 --> 00:22:30,289 - Mi-am anulat camera. Mergem? - Da. 416 00:22:30,707 --> 00:22:31,791 �i bagajele? 417 00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:02,063 Da, �tiu drag�, dar a trebuit s� �nchid celularul meu. 418 00:23:02,856 --> 00:23:05,275 Maicile de aici sunt foarte stricte. 419 00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:08,695 �i tu �mi lipse�ti. 420 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:11,072 Alo? Pierre? 421 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,491 Pierre, m� auzi? 422 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:14,659 Alo? 423 00:23:15,278 --> 00:23:16,278 Pierre! 424 00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:18,621 Da, te aud acum. 425 00:23:19,206 --> 00:23:22,792 Nu, nu ne �ntoarcem imediat deoarece Corinne nu se simte bine deloc. 426 00:23:23,711 --> 00:23:26,203 O s� mai r�m�nem pentru o vreme. 427 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,092 Ce? �mi pare r�u, nu este nimic. 428 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,136 Corinne a avut un alt atac de panic�. 429 00:23:34,305 --> 00:23:37,265 Nu, eu te sun din nou. Tu nu m� suna. 430 00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:40,351 Da, �i eu te iubesc. Pa. 431 00:23:53,991 --> 00:23:55,366 Nu! 432 00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:02,915 Am gre�it geanta. 433 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,334 Mergem? 434 00:24:06,462 --> 00:24:07,545 - Jean-Yves! - Da? 435 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:08,713 Vino s� vezi. 436 00:24:15,596 --> 00:24:16,638 Deci? 437 00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:20,683 Da... Ei bine, e �n regul�. 438 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,044 Preferi o alt� culoare? 439 00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:24,979 Da? P�i... da. 440 00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:26,481 Da? 441 00:24:33,197 --> 00:24:34,197 Este at�t de cald aici! 442 00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:38,326 Este tare cald aici. 443 00:24:39,161 --> 00:24:40,203 Spre deosebire de Rusia. 444 00:24:40,829 --> 00:24:42,046 E�ti familiarizat cu Rusia? 445 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:45,366 Dac� consideri c� a locui la Moscova timp de 12 ani, 446 00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:50,797 a fi �eful departamentului pentru Europa de Est, ��rile Baltice �i Rusia pentru Routard 447 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,635 �nseamn� a fi familiarizat cu Rusia, atunci da, sunt familiarizat un pic cu Rusia. 448 00:24:59,807 --> 00:25:00,890 Deci? 449 00:25:01,225 --> 00:25:04,176 Pentru aici da, dar nu e un pic prea mult pentru exterior... 450 00:25:04,561 --> 00:25:06,145 Vrei s� �ncerc alta? 451 00:25:07,481 --> 00:25:08,898 Atunci alege tu una. 452 00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:10,858 Imediat. 453 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,452 - Ar��i superb. - Mul�umesc. 454 00:25:29,878 --> 00:25:31,045 Deci, Jean-Yves. 455 00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:32,964 Vreau s� �tiu totul despre tine... 456 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:36,759 P�i... sunt Fecioar�, cu ascendent �n Balan��. 457 00:25:36,927 --> 00:25:39,637 Nu �mi plac minciunile, nedreptatea, 458 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,681 prejudec��ile sau tutunul. 459 00:25:41,932 --> 00:25:43,975 �mi plac canapele extensibile. Sunt practice. 460 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,060 Prefer practica �n fa�a teoriei. 461 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,229 Mul�i spun c� sunt cochet. 462 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,231 Nu e adev�rat. 463 00:25:50,399 --> 00:25:51,691 Nu-mi pas� cum ar�t. 464 00:25:51,859 --> 00:25:52,942 �n afar� de p�rul meu. 465 00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:55,319 Am �nceput s�-l pierd c�nd aveam 18 ani, 466 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,864 nu mi-e ru�ine s-o spun, am implanturi. 467 00:25:58,031 --> 00:25:59,615 Nu e adev�rat! 468 00:25:59,783 --> 00:26:01,409 Nu se vede deloc. 469 00:26:01,577 --> 00:26:03,703 Am dou� �mprumuturi f�cute pentru asta. 470 00:26:04,246 --> 00:26:06,414 Aten�ie, am oroare de a p�r�dui ceva. 471 00:26:06,749 --> 00:26:08,833 Prefer cafeaua arabic� celei robusta. 472 00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:12,462 �mi place, de asemenea, s� dansez. Orice. Polc�, cazacioc... 473 00:26:12,755 --> 00:26:16,132 Ultima oar�, am �ncercat chiar lap dance. 474 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,092 Dar asta nu era pentru mine. 475 00:26:18,635 --> 00:26:20,553 O culoare? Nu, mai multe culori. 476 00:26:20,721 --> 00:26:22,722 Portocaliu, ultramarin �i kaki. 477 00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:24,390 Numerele mele norocoase, 478 00:26:24,558 --> 00:26:27,143 evident, 26, 3 �i 1000. 479 00:26:27,311 --> 00:26:30,646 O carte? "Furnicile". O melodie? "I Will Survive". 480 00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:32,565 Un animal? Centaurul. 481 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,943 Deci, �l ai pe Jean-Yves Berthier. 482 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,654 A fost totul foarte precis. 483 00:26:39,281 --> 00:26:43,075 Lucru bun e c� atunci c�nd e�ti singur ajungi s� te cuno�ti foarte bine. 484 00:26:43,452 --> 00:26:45,453 Am uitat, merg la popice din c�nd �n c�nd. 485 00:26:45,621 --> 00:26:47,914 �i eu. �mi plac popicele. 486 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,794 Toate acestea mi-au deschis apetitul. Mor de foame. 487 00:26:52,961 --> 00:26:54,003 Bine. 488 00:26:58,675 --> 00:27:00,426 Ce festival de mirosuri! 489 00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:03,429 - Deci, aceasta este faimoasa "Supu"? - Da, exact. 490 00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:06,799 Supu, s-u-p-u, 491 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:09,227 este micul dejun tradi�ional Masai. 492 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:13,490 Este o sup� preparat� din inim�, pl�m�n, ficat de capr� 493 00:27:13,607 --> 00:27:16,067 �i alte ingrediente foarte originale. Terminat. 494 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,238 Dou� farfurii, v� rog! 495 00:27:34,878 --> 00:27:36,504 �tiu ce te �ntrebi. 496 00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:39,632 Ce face un editor rusofil �n Africa? 497 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,933 Exact. 498 00:27:41,176 --> 00:27:43,352 Nu te tortura. M�rturisesc totul! 499 00:27:48,684 --> 00:27:50,259 Sunt aici din �nt�mplare. 500 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,729 Nu e din �nt�mplare, este destinul. 501 00:27:54,231 --> 00:27:55,231 Nu. 502 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:57,441 �l �nlocuiesc pe Guytou, 503 00:27:58,068 --> 00:27:59,527 responsabilul pentru Africa de Est. 504 00:27:59,736 --> 00:28:02,363 A �nt�rziat s�-�i fac� vaccinul pentru febra galben�. 505 00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:04,282 A fost adus �napoi imediat. 506 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,702 Este o sinucidere s� vii aici nevaccinat. 507 00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:10,695 Dar, desigur, nu trebuie s� ��i spun asta �ie. 508 00:28:18,755 --> 00:28:20,590 Deja ai terminat! 509 00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:22,508 Da, este delicioas�. 510 00:28:23,093 --> 00:28:25,720 ��i las �ie ochiul de capr�. 511 00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:27,638 - Am impresia c� sunt privit. - Nu. 512 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:28,847 Haide�i! 513 00:28:28,899 --> 00:28:30,632 F�r� mofturi �ntre noi. 514 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,193 Scuz�-m�, e mai puternic� dec�t mine. 515 00:28:57,419 --> 00:28:59,170 E corect? Pot continua? 516 00:28:59,463 --> 00:29:00,755 Sigur, continu�. 517 00:29:01,465 --> 00:29:03,925 �n orice caz, strategia ei a �nceput s� func�ioneze. 518 00:29:04,092 --> 00:29:05,384 Jean-Yves a mu�cat momeala, 519 00:29:05,552 --> 00:29:07,929 dar ce era mai greu acum venea, s� aduc� pe�tele la mal. 520 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,548 Pot s� te �ntreb ceva indiscret? 521 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:12,175 Da, bine�n�eles. 522 00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:15,553 C�nd a avut loc ultima ta poveste de dragoste? 523 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:16,938 12 ani. 524 00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:19,182 �ntr-adev�r? Au trecut 12 ani? 525 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:21,851 Nu, aveam 12 ani. Sandrine. 526 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:26,731 De atunci, am mai avut 2, 3 aventuri, dar nimic important. 527 00:29:28,692 --> 00:29:30,735 Da, pentru c� suntem prea exigen�i, 528 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,945 prea intransigen�i, prea sinceri. 529 00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:35,740 Este exact asta. 530 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:38,951 �i tu? 531 00:29:39,161 --> 00:29:40,244 Eu? 532 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:42,580 Nimic, nimeni, sunt singur�. 533 00:29:42,706 --> 00:29:45,208 Cu toate acestea, de pu�in timp, sunt tulburat� de cineva. 534 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:47,001 De c�nd? 535 00:29:47,169 --> 00:29:48,711 Din aceast� diminea��. 536 00:29:51,131 --> 00:29:52,674 - Cum asta? - Prive�te, biserica! 537 00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:55,885 Este cea mai frumoas� din ora�. Mergem? 538 00:29:59,515 --> 00:30:01,182 E splendid�, nu-i a�a? 539 00:30:01,350 --> 00:30:02,934 Nu este chiar Sankt Petersburg. 540 00:30:05,646 --> 00:30:06,854 Jean-Yves... 541 00:30:07,398 --> 00:30:09,732 Nu m-am a�teptat s� mi se �nt�mple, dar a c�zut peste mine. 542 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,193 Po�i s�-i spui cum vrei, 543 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,161 coinciden�� sau soart�. 544 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:15,905 Dar asta e. 545 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,076 M� preg�tesc s� fac cea mai mare gre�eal� din via�a mea, 546 00:30:20,994 --> 00:30:23,079 dar nu vreau s� regret c� nu am f�cut-o. 547 00:30:23,664 --> 00:30:25,581 Din aceast� diminea��, eu nu mai sunt aceea�i. 548 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,043 M-ai bulversat. Jean-Yves, 549 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,978 vrei... 550 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,214 - Este 13:37! - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 551 00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:35,883 Trebuie s� m� duc pe Kilimanjaro. 552 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,644 Dac� vrei s� vii cu mine... 553 00:30:38,869 --> 00:30:40,820 mi-ar face pl�cere. 554 00:30:40,848 --> 00:30:42,014 �ntr-adev�r? 555 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,515 �ntotdeauna ai vrut s� faci asta, s� lucrezi pentru un ghid? 556 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:52,606 Deloc. 557 00:30:52,675 --> 00:30:53,767 Sunt un scriitor. 558 00:30:53,835 --> 00:30:55,761 Din p�cate, asta nu umple farfuria. 559 00:30:55,829 --> 00:30:57,046 Despre ce scrii? 560 00:30:57,114 --> 00:30:58,197 Scriu c�r�i pentru copii. 561 00:30:58,574 --> 00:31:00,533 Dar nu vreau s� te plictisesc cu asta. 562 00:31:00,743 --> 00:31:02,160 Bine. Super. 563 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,996 Este vorba despre aventurile lui Beurkys. 564 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:08,261 Beurkys sunt ca ni�te mingi de p�r, care lupt� �mpotriva... 565 00:31:08,286 --> 00:31:09,557 Aten�ie! 566 00:31:10,419 --> 00:31:12,211 Lupt� �mpotriva crudului Arkos, 567 00:31:12,379 --> 00:31:14,005 prin�ul malefic al �mp�r��iei Grull. 568 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:16,415 Totul se �nt�mpl� �ntr-o p�dure magic�. 569 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,654 Am f�cut chiar o schi�� pentru un desen animat... 570 00:31:18,679 --> 00:31:20,026 Este distractiv, dar... 571 00:31:25,058 --> 00:31:28,644 Scuz�-m�, e o chestie care nu-mi d� pace de atunci. 572 00:31:28,812 --> 00:31:31,571 Ce a fost ceea ce mi-ai f�cut la biseric�? 573 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,691 Pune-te �n locul meu. 574 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:37,028 Diminea��, m� �nt�lnesc cu cea mai frumoas� femeie pe care am v�zut-o vreodat�. 575 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:41,107 La �nceput, ea nu-mi d� nici o aten�ie, dar asta mi se �nt�mpl� tot timpul. 576 00:31:42,284 --> 00:31:43,659 Apoi, 4 ore mai t�rziu, 577 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:47,288 devin �n ochii ei un Dumnezeu. 578 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,407 E ceva ce nu �n�eleg? 579 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,033 �mi po�i explica? 580 00:31:52,586 --> 00:31:53,644 Nu. 581 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,129 Las-o balt�. 582 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:57,048 M-am ambalat singur�. 583 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,888 Nu e�ti singura. 584 00:32:10,354 --> 00:32:12,230 Nu cred c� este prea prudent. 585 00:32:13,106 --> 00:32:14,148 C�nd iau acest drum, 586 00:32:14,608 --> 00:32:17,026 nu m� mai opresc. 587 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,654 Mi se �nt�mpl� deseori. 588 00:32:19,863 --> 00:32:20,922 Destinde-te. 589 00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:22,865 ��i promit c� nu vei regreta. 590 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:27,478 Cum spune Guytou, dac� nu vezi asta, mai bine nu vii �n Kenya. 591 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:30,915 Pe aici. 592 00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:34,418 Mul�umesc. 593 00:32:41,468 --> 00:32:42,969 Este superb. 594 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,274 Isabelle... 595 00:33:04,992 --> 00:33:07,577 �tiu, �n fa�a unei asemenea frumuse�i, nici eu nu mai am cuvinte. 596 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,328 Un leu... 597 00:33:10,497 --> 00:33:11,955 Un leu. 598 00:33:11,999 --> 00:33:13,624 Un leu. 599 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:15,793 Un leu! 600 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,546 Nu, stai, Isabelle, Isabelle, Isabelle. 601 00:33:18,755 --> 00:33:21,340 �n nici un caz nu trebuie s� �i �ntoarcem spatele. 602 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,135 - Nu vreau s� mor! - Isabelle, ascult�-m�. 603 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:28,681 Trebuie s�-l privim �n ochi, s� �i ar�t�m c� nu ne e fric�. 604 00:33:29,182 --> 00:33:31,058 Am v�zut acest lucru �ntr-un documentar BBC. 605 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,936 BBC este o surs� de �ncredere. 606 00:33:34,104 --> 00:33:35,679 Nu te panica. 607 00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,441 Nu vreau s� mor! 608 00:33:40,777 --> 00:33:44,155 Trebuie s� o �mbl�nzim. Nu e nimic altceva dec�t o pisic� mai mare. 609 00:33:47,451 --> 00:33:50,543 Ar trebui s� �n�eleag� germana, la circ, sunt dresa�i �n german�. 610 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,499 La dracu! 611 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,125 Isabelle. 612 00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:08,296 A doua solu�ie este s� o facem pe mortul �i s� a�tept�m s� plece. 613 00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:12,568 E incredibil! 614 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,529 Mi-a fost fric� c� voi muri. 615 00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:17,198 Vezi, dac� te-a� fi l�sat s� fugi... 616 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,582 �ie nu �i-a fost fric�? 617 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:19,867 - Nu, jur. - Clar. 618 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,452 Sincer, nu. 619 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,621 Am avut ni�te �ndoieli la un moment dat, 620 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,915 dar nu mi-a fost fric�. 621 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,042 C�nd l-am v�zut... 622 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,466 - Trebuie s� mergem. - De ce? 623 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,468 A�teapt�-m�! 624 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,769 Nu te �ngrijora, 625 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,062 nu este un animal, 626 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:50,148 este un vehicul care a pornit. 627 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,376 Ai l�sat cheia �n contact? 628 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,115 Da. 629 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,456 Cel mai important este s� evit�m deshidratarea. 630 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,958 Acum 2 ani, m-am r�t�cit prin taiga 631 00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:10,710 �i frunzele mi-au salvat via�a. 632 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,462 Aici, uite... 633 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,465 - �ine. - Nu, mul�umesc. 634 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,550 Este plin de ap�. 635 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,971 La naiba, e amar. 636 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,478 Ideal ar fi un b�legar de elefant. 637 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:31,555 �l storci �i recuperezi sucul. Este un pic dezgust�tor �i pute, 638 00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:34,942 dar este plin de minerale. La fel �i b�legarul de bivol, de rinocer. 639 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:39,238 Zebrele, �ns�, fac excremente foarte mici, ca m�slinele, sunt inutile. 640 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,490 Taci! 641 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,867 Te rog. Doar de dou� secunde. 642 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,455 Isa, te-a b�tut soarele �n cap. Calmeaz�-te. 643 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,666 Vom ajunge la poalele muntelui Kilimanjaro �n maximum 3 ore. 644 00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,159 �i sunt foarte mul�i turi�ti acolo. 645 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,701 Corec�ie. 646 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:29,048 Spre sear�, destina�iile turistice sunt mult mai pu�in aglomerate 647 00:37:29,073 --> 00:37:30,830 dec�t �n timpul zilei. Terminat. 648 00:37:48,175 --> 00:37:49,342 Mul�umesc. 649 00:37:55,808 --> 00:37:58,851 Am putea fi �ntr-un hotel de cinci stele acum. 650 00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:02,021 - Dar, prive�te. Sunt miliarde. - Nu, Jean-Yves. 651 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,190 Te implor. Nu aceast� fraz�. 652 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,359 Nu mai am putere pentru asta. 653 00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:07,569 Da. 654 00:38:11,073 --> 00:38:13,032 Uite, Carul Mare. 655 00:38:13,951 --> 00:38:14,951 Nu. 656 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,870 Ba da, este Carul Mare. 657 00:38:18,038 --> 00:38:19,122 Nu, este Andromeda. 658 00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:21,791 Carul Mare este acolo. 659 00:38:25,212 --> 00:38:26,421 Cassiopeia, 660 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:27,880 Centaurul, 661 00:38:28,424 --> 00:38:29,882 Pegas, Orion. 662 00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:35,555 Nu am nici un merit. 663 00:38:35,723 --> 00:38:38,850 Tat�l meu a lucrat la centrul spa�ial german, l�ng� Munchen. 664 00:38:39,768 --> 00:38:40,893 Era un astronaut? 665 00:38:41,061 --> 00:38:42,645 Nu, deloc. 666 00:38:44,481 --> 00:38:46,190 Niciodat� nu a ie�it din biroul s�u. 667 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,450 Dar iubea la nebunie astronomia. 668 00:38:50,279 --> 00:38:52,780 C�nd ne-am �ntors �n Fran�a, aveam 5 ani. 669 00:38:53,324 --> 00:38:55,742 Mi-a construit o c�su�� n copac. 670 00:38:55,909 --> 00:38:58,036 L-am numit "Centrul de Observare". 671 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,414 A fost genial. 672 00:39:01,582 --> 00:39:04,334 El a pus un telescop de dou� ori mai mare dec�t mine. 673 00:39:04,585 --> 00:39:07,795 Am petrecut nop�i �ntregi ca s� privim stelele. 674 00:39:09,465 --> 00:39:12,467 Mi-a promis c� �ntr-o zi vom merge pe Lun�. 675 00:39:18,515 --> 00:39:19,891 Dar a murit. 676 00:40:36,552 --> 00:40:37,969 Jean-Yves? 677 00:40:42,558 --> 00:40:44,100 Este cineva? 678 00:41:15,632 --> 00:41:17,083 Te sim�i mai bine? 679 00:41:18,635 --> 00:41:20,928 - Da, e bine. - M-ai speriat asear�. 680 00:41:21,305 --> 00:41:24,307 Am aranjat s� te �ntorci la Nairobi. 681 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:25,725 Antokontok. 682 00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:27,351 Vino aici. 683 00:41:29,938 --> 00:41:33,691 �n Masai, "antokontok" �nseamn� motocicleta. Cade bine, nu-i a�a? 684 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:35,318 Haide! 685 00:41:35,569 --> 00:41:37,403 Antokontok, Isabelle. 686 00:41:37,613 --> 00:41:39,475 Urc�. El te va duce �napoi la hotel. 687 00:41:39,573 --> 00:41:40,782 Noi ne vedem disear�. 688 00:41:41,575 --> 00:41:42,700 Cum, nu vii cu mine? 689 00:41:43,786 --> 00:41:45,411 A� vrea, dat trebuie s� r�m�n la nunt�. 690 00:41:46,955 --> 00:41:48,030 Ce nunt�? 691 00:41:48,123 --> 00:41:50,208 Fata �efului satului se c�s�tore�te. 692 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,794 Este foarte rar c�nd oamenii albi pot asista la a�a ceva. 693 00:41:52,961 --> 00:41:55,687 Asta �mi d� o ocazie excelent� pentru ghid... Ce faci? 694 00:41:55,756 --> 00:41:56,839 R�m�n cu tine. 695 00:41:57,466 --> 00:41:59,509 - Da? - Nu-mi plac motocicletele. 696 00:42:02,164 --> 00:42:04,664 Antokontok, ea nu este prea moto. 697 00:42:16,936 --> 00:42:19,812 C�teva detalii privind o nunt� Masai. 698 00:42:20,397 --> 00:42:23,274 �n primul r�nd, viitorul mire, 699 00:42:23,734 --> 00:42:26,819 �ncurajat de oamenii din sat, 700 00:42:27,154 --> 00:42:28,947 merge �n coliba nup�ial�. Terminat. 701 00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:35,286 De�i este ancestral�, 702 00:42:35,454 --> 00:42:38,164 aceast� tradi�ie are aspecte moderne. 703 00:42:38,707 --> 00:42:40,708 Femeia este cea care decide sau nu 704 00:42:40,918 --> 00:42:42,961 dac� �i urmeaz� viitorul so� �n colib�. 705 00:42:42,985 --> 00:42:44,685 Da, exact... 706 00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:46,709 N-am spus �nc� "Terminat". 707 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:50,433 Nu? Scuze! Te rog, lini�te! 708 00:42:52,763 --> 00:42:55,056 Dac� ea recupereaz� "orkila", 709 00:42:55,266 --> 00:42:57,392 rochia de mireas� tradi�ional� 710 00:42:57,601 --> 00:43:00,061 �i intr�, la r�ndul ei �n colib�, 711 00:43:00,271 --> 00:43:02,146 atunci c�s�toria este validat� 712 00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:04,782 �n c�ntecele s�tenilor. Terminat. 713 00:43:25,546 --> 00:43:28,881 Mi-am uitat haina �n colib�. Po�i s� te duci s� o cau�i? 714 00:43:36,098 --> 00:43:37,781 Dar tu nu aveai nici o hain�. 715 00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:39,661 Stai, stai, stai. 716 00:44:41,038 --> 00:44:42,789 ��i dai seama ce facem? 717 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,150 Da. 718 00:44:46,201 --> 00:44:48,119 Ce t�rf�! 719 00:44:48,587 --> 00:44:50,546 �mi pare r�u, dar este oribil. 720 00:44:50,714 --> 00:44:52,598 A�i v�zut cum �l trateaz� pe s�racul tip? 721 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:56,386 - Adev�rat, nu a fost super legitim. - Dac� o insul�i pe fiica mea, tac. 722 00:44:56,679 --> 00:44:58,096 Ar fi p�cat. 723 00:44:59,098 --> 00:45:01,182 - Solange. - �mi permi�i s� merg la toalet�. 724 00:45:03,018 --> 00:45:05,937 O ador pe mama soacr�, cu toate c� e o zg�rcit�. 725 00:45:06,146 --> 00:45:08,398 - Patrick! - O s� vezi c�nd vom deschide cadourile. 726 00:45:08,565 --> 00:45:09,599 Adu curcanul. 727 00:45:09,650 --> 00:45:10,692 Desigur. 728 00:45:12,236 --> 00:45:14,112 - Deci? - Totul e bine. 729 00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,363 Sunt c�s�torit�. 730 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:17,615 S� mergem. 731 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:20,743 - Cum a fost? - Special. ��i voi explica mai t�rziu. 732 00:45:20,953 --> 00:45:22,128 Iubito! 733 00:45:22,195 --> 00:45:23,195 Isa! 734 00:45:23,205 --> 00:45:24,914 Nu te �ntoarce. 735 00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:29,210 Iubito, ce faci? 736 00:45:29,837 --> 00:45:31,713 �i-am spus deja, 737 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,216 am ceva important de rezolvat cu sora mea �i sunt �n �nt�rziere. 738 00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:36,843 Cumnata mea! 739 00:45:38,762 --> 00:45:39,929 Corinne. �nc�ntat�. 740 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,223 - �i-l prezint pe Jean-Yves. - So�ul ei. 741 00:45:42,274 --> 00:45:44,075 Plec�m, salut. 742 00:45:44,143 --> 00:45:45,168 M� p�r�se�ti deja? 743 00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:48,104 �i-am spus, am o �nt�lnire �i sunt deja �n �nt�rziere. 744 00:45:48,272 --> 00:45:50,431 �i ce facem, ne �nt�lnim la tine, atunci? 745 00:45:50,482 --> 00:45:53,401 - De acord, putem face asta. - Super, dar nu am adresa ta. 746 00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:54,727 Te voi suna. 747 00:45:55,654 --> 00:45:57,571 Tu nu ai num�rul meu. Nu ai telefonul meu! 748 00:45:57,581 --> 00:45:58,873 - Te sun. - M� suni, cum? 749 00:45:58,949 --> 00:46:00,441 A�teapt�! 750 00:46:00,576 --> 00:46:01,784 La naiba, ai f�cut-o! 751 00:46:01,952 --> 00:46:03,369 �tiam c� va func�iona. 752 00:46:03,537 --> 00:46:06,504 Dar, �n planul meu, nu trebuia s�-l aduci cu tine pe so�ul t�u. 753 00:46:06,572 --> 00:46:09,049 Nu e so�ul meu. Nu am f�cut o c�s�torie tradi�ional�. 754 00:46:09,116 --> 00:46:10,116 Conteaz�? 755 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,378 Conteaz�. A fost o c�s�torie Masai, dar conteaz�. 756 00:46:12,445 --> 00:46:14,989 E�ti liber� acum, asta conteaz�. 757 00:46:17,259 --> 00:46:18,718 E totul �n regul�? 758 00:46:18,969 --> 00:46:20,261 Da. 759 00:46:20,471 --> 00:46:23,389 Apropo de c�s�toria ta cu Pierre, 760 00:46:23,557 --> 00:46:25,933 Patrick insist� s� se ocupe de muzic�. 761 00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:27,143 Vom vedea. 762 00:46:27,311 --> 00:46:29,553 El lucreaz� la Voulzy. Informa�ia e transmis�. 763 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,981 �tii ce, faci ce vrei. 764 00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:35,643 Cotlet de vi�el? Biban de mare? 765 00:46:35,686 --> 00:46:38,479 Nu, voi lua altceva. Se poate? 766 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:42,275 Deci, voi lua... 767 00:46:42,818 --> 00:46:43,943 iepure. 768 00:46:45,529 --> 00:46:46,988 Vrea iepure. 769 00:46:47,406 --> 00:46:49,865 �i eu la fel. �ine. Tr�im doar o singur� dat�. 770 00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,225 Mul�umesc, Pascal. 771 00:46:54,371 --> 00:46:55,371 Deci? 772 00:46:55,623 --> 00:46:56,789 Totul este rezolvat. 773 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:59,701 Cum a�a, depresia ei s-a vindecat �n trei zile? 774 00:46:59,726 --> 00:47:00,917 Cine? 775 00:47:01,587 --> 00:47:02,787 Corinne? Nu, totul este bine. 776 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,797 Este incredibil� vindecarea ei. 777 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:08,226 �i cabinetul? 778 00:47:08,677 --> 00:47:12,222 Nimic special. Doamna Nizard, evident, este o catastrof�. 779 00:47:12,389 --> 00:47:14,807 Avea un abces la al patrulea... 780 00:47:16,018 --> 00:47:17,126 Ce este? 781 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,320 Nimic. 782 00:47:19,388 --> 00:47:20,613 Sunt fericit�. 783 00:47:20,773 --> 00:47:24,215 Sunt fericit� c� sunt aici, sunt fericit� c� ne vom c�s�tori. 784 00:47:24,652 --> 00:47:26,027 Sunt fericit�. 785 00:47:26,654 --> 00:47:27,862 �i eu sunt fericit. 786 00:47:42,419 --> 00:47:44,837 - Nu e vineri. - �i? 787 00:47:46,215 --> 00:47:47,882 Doar am m�ncat iepure. 788 00:48:30,134 --> 00:48:32,135 Haide, Coco. Termin�-i. 789 00:48:36,557 --> 00:48:39,059 Frumos inel! Din cauza ta, eu trec ca un zg�rcit. 790 00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:42,228 Unii dintre noi au stil. 791 00:48:42,438 --> 00:48:43,688 Da, unii au stil, nu? 792 00:48:44,857 --> 00:48:47,150 - C�nd se anun�� copilul? - Lucr�m la asta. 793 00:48:48,235 --> 00:48:49,485 C��i ani ai tu? 49? 794 00:48:50,112 --> 00:48:51,779 49? 43. 795 00:48:51,947 --> 00:48:53,865 Da. E�ti curajos, amice. 796 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:55,408 Chiar �i la 30 de ani, 797 00:48:55,576 --> 00:48:58,578 s� te scoli la 5 diminea�a pentru pipi �i caca este greu, 798 00:48:58,746 --> 00:48:59,954 dar la v�rsta ta? 799 00:49:00,956 --> 00:49:02,582 Cel mai r�u va fi la adolescen��. 800 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:04,959 Tu c�t vei avea atunci, minimum 60 de ani? 801 00:49:05,419 --> 00:49:08,562 Fiul t�u te ur�te, nu face teme, ia droguri, fuge, 802 00:49:08,630 --> 00:49:11,499 vrea un scuter... "Tat�, vreau un scuter"... 803 00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:13,509 "Niciodat�." Anxietatea... 804 00:49:14,762 --> 00:49:16,346 Dar nu te g�ndi la asta. 805 00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:19,140 Vrei un copil, super. Trage tare! 806 00:49:21,602 --> 00:49:22,752 Mul�umesc. 807 00:49:22,803 --> 00:49:23,970 Pentru nimic. 808 00:49:26,815 --> 00:49:28,232 Nici un popic! 809 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,235 �i-am mai spus, degetele trebuie aliniate cu popicele. 810 00:49:31,445 --> 00:49:32,578 A�a. 811 00:49:32,671 --> 00:49:34,422 - Pui degetele a�a.. - Ce se �nt�mpl�? 812 00:49:34,490 --> 00:49:35,657 Linia 14. 813 00:49:38,911 --> 00:49:40,036 Nu! 814 00:49:40,871 --> 00:49:42,363 Totul e �n regul�? 815 00:49:42,831 --> 00:49:43,873 Da. 816 00:49:45,042 --> 00:49:47,210 Mor de sete. M� duc s�-mi iau ceva de b�ut. 817 00:50:01,642 --> 00:50:03,017 Ce faci aici? 818 00:50:03,185 --> 00:50:05,978 Am trecut pe la toate popic�riile din Paris. 819 00:50:06,146 --> 00:50:08,231 Exist� unele mult mai bune dec�t aceasta. 820 00:50:08,524 --> 00:50:11,067 Nu po�i veni a�a, pe nea�teptate. 821 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:14,153 M-ai min�it. Nu e�ti celibatar�? 822 00:50:15,698 --> 00:50:16,906 Nu, nu sunt singur�. 823 00:50:18,367 --> 00:50:21,119 V-am observat �n seara asta. Tu nu-l iube�ti. 824 00:50:21,578 --> 00:50:23,246 Vrei s� o rupi cu el, 825 00:50:23,497 --> 00:50:25,456 a�a c� decizi s� pleci �n Kenya, m� �nt�lne�ti, 826 00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:27,959 este dragoste la prima vedere, miracolul iubirii. 827 00:50:28,502 --> 00:50:29,836 Revii la Paris, 828 00:50:30,546 --> 00:50:34,215 dar cum s�-i spui c� ai �nt�lnit sufletul pereche? 829 00:50:34,550 --> 00:50:36,884 Da, a fost exact a�a. 830 00:50:37,052 --> 00:50:38,094 Exact. 831 00:50:38,262 --> 00:50:40,470 Trebuie s�-mi dai un pic de timp ca s�-l anun�. 832 00:50:40,563 --> 00:50:42,147 Bine, voi a�tepta �n parcare. 833 00:50:42,215 --> 00:50:43,298 Nu, nu, nu. 834 00:50:43,342 --> 00:50:44,909 Am nevoie de un pic mai mult timp. 835 00:50:44,977 --> 00:50:47,061 Absolut. Iart�-m�. 836 00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:50,857 Nu te gr�bi. Pare fragil. 837 00:51:00,659 --> 00:51:01,659 Deci? 838 00:51:03,704 --> 00:51:04,912 E de jale. 839 00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:08,791 - Bun� ziua. - Bun� ziua. 840 00:51:08,959 --> 00:51:10,877 - Bun�, Katya. - Bun�, Isa. 841 00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:12,545 Deci? 842 00:51:12,796 --> 00:51:14,464 Isa, ai un pacient care a�teapt�. 843 00:51:14,673 --> 00:51:16,257 O urgen��. 844 00:51:16,425 --> 00:51:18,301 Un anume domn Berthier. 845 00:51:18,635 --> 00:51:20,678 - �l preiau eu dac� vrei? - Nu, e bine. 846 00:51:24,892 --> 00:51:26,642 E�ti bolnav?! 847 00:51:28,228 --> 00:51:30,438 Nu arat� r�u cabinetul. Miroase a bani. 848 00:51:30,773 --> 00:51:33,316 Am o surpriz� pentru tine. Dar, �nt�i, trebuie s� mi-l ar��i. 849 00:51:35,152 --> 00:51:37,236 Mi-ai promis c� �mi la�i timp ca s�-l anun�. 850 00:51:37,863 --> 00:51:39,363 M-am g�ndit mai bine. 851 00:51:39,573 --> 00:51:40,997 - E mai bine s�-i spun eu. - Nu! 852 00:51:41,074 --> 00:51:43,534 Am fost de multe ori �n locul lui. Va �n�elege mai bine. 853 00:51:43,543 --> 00:51:44,960 - Nu. - Ba da. 854 00:51:51,210 --> 00:51:52,301 Nu! 855 00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:54,629 Totul e �n regul�, Isa? 856 00:51:55,756 --> 00:51:57,089 Da, da. 857 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,264 Nu este bine s� reac�ionezi a�a, Isa. 858 00:52:05,516 --> 00:52:08,059 Nu conteaz�. �i pot spune de aici. Domnule dentist... 859 00:52:08,227 --> 00:52:09,852 Domnule dentist! 860 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:11,178 Isa, nu. 861 00:52:12,147 --> 00:52:13,231 Taci! 862 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:18,019 Taci! 863 00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:21,572 Totul e �n regul�, Isa? 864 00:52:22,241 --> 00:52:23,533 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 865 00:52:25,702 --> 00:52:26,810 Totul e �n regul�? 866 00:52:27,079 --> 00:52:28,120 Super. 867 00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:29,455 - E�ti sigur�? - E grav. 868 00:52:41,844 --> 00:52:43,010 Dumnezeule. 869 00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,320 Ce este? 870 00:52:45,247 --> 00:52:46,264 Nimic. 871 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,398 Ce e? 872 00:52:47,399 --> 00:52:49,133 Nu, nu este nimic. 873 00:52:49,142 --> 00:52:50,184 - Jean-Yves. - Ce? 874 00:52:51,311 --> 00:52:52,478 - Ascult�-m�. - Da. 875 00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:54,146 - M� ascul�i? - Da. 876 00:52:54,648 --> 00:52:57,900 Am petrecut ni�te momente extraordinare �n Kenya. Dar ne oprim aici. 877 00:52:59,403 --> 00:53:01,153 Dar te iubesc. 878 00:53:02,197 --> 00:53:04,073 Poate c� tu m� iube�ti, 879 00:53:04,241 --> 00:53:05,366 dar eu nu te iubesc. 880 00:53:06,243 --> 00:53:08,744 Nu te voi iubi niciodat�, �n�elegi? 881 00:53:08,912 --> 00:53:09,971 Bine. 882 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:12,123 �ncep�nd de ast�zi, 883 00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:14,166 nu vreau s� te mai v�d niciodat�. 884 00:53:15,294 --> 00:53:17,879 - M� la�i �n pace, de acord? - De acord. 885 00:53:24,378 --> 00:53:25,628 Totul va fi bine. 886 00:53:29,091 --> 00:53:31,200 V� fac o alt� programare, domnule Berthier? 887 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,686 - La revedere. - La revedere. 888 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,876 - Data nun�ii? - 15 mai, v� rog. 889 00:54:10,007 --> 00:54:11,841 - Este complet? - O clip�. 890 00:54:12,468 --> 00:54:14,944 - Nu este o dat� exact�. - A�tepta�i, v� rog. 891 00:54:15,387 --> 00:54:17,347 - Eu nu �n�eleg. - Este vreo problem�? 892 00:54:18,015 --> 00:54:19,015 Sunte�i deja c�s�torit�. 893 00:54:20,142 --> 00:54:21,192 Pardon? 894 00:54:21,243 --> 00:54:22,326 Sunte�i deja c�s�torit�. 895 00:54:22,978 --> 00:54:26,004 - Nu, nu, cred c� este o gre�eal�, doamn�. - Nu, nu poate fi o eroare. 896 00:54:26,072 --> 00:54:27,113 Este imposibil. 897 00:54:29,902 --> 00:54:32,445 Nu am g�sit parcare. Unde te duci? 898 00:54:33,322 --> 00:54:35,114 - Nu trebuie s� semn�m ceva? - Nu. 899 00:54:35,407 --> 00:54:37,816 O semn�tur� este de ajuns. Unde ai l�sat ma�ina? 900 00:54:37,868 --> 00:54:39,535 Exist� un contract de c�s�torie, 901 00:54:39,912 --> 00:54:43,915 Masai, desigur, dar �nregistrat la prim�rie de Marc Berthier. 902 00:54:44,667 --> 00:54:45,833 Probabil, fratele s�u. 903 00:54:46,085 --> 00:54:48,586 - Sunte�i c�s�torit�. - Nu e posibil. 904 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:52,490 Ce? 905 00:54:52,633 --> 00:54:57,261 Este amuzant, conform contractului semnat pe aceast� piele de capr�, 906 00:54:57,471 --> 00:55:00,598 ave�i dreptul la trei piese de aur, o colib� 907 00:55:02,059 --> 00:55:04,519 �i o jum�tate de litru de urin� de capr�. 908 00:55:05,437 --> 00:55:08,389 Dac� nu le-a�i primit �nc�, pot s� vi le ob�in eu. 909 00:55:16,657 --> 00:55:17,815 Te amuz�? 910 00:55:18,117 --> 00:55:19,409 Nu. Scuz�-m�. 911 00:55:19,576 --> 00:55:21,202 Serge, sora mea are nevoie de tine. 912 00:55:21,203 --> 00:55:22,829 Da, desigur. �mi pare r�u. 913 00:55:23,747 --> 00:55:27,374 Acest lucru este complet ilegal �i noi putem dovedi asta foarte u�or. 914 00:55:27,418 --> 00:55:29,377 Super, s� o facem. 915 00:55:29,628 --> 00:55:32,296 Prin procedura accelerat�, �ntr-un an, va fi o treab� rezolvat�. 916 00:55:32,297 --> 00:55:34,382 - Dar eu m� m�rit �ntr-o lun�. - Bine, evident c�, 917 00:55:34,675 --> 00:55:37,735 dac� �l convinge�i s� semneaz� un divor� prin consim��m�nt mutual, 918 00:55:37,744 --> 00:55:39,545 el va intra �n vigoare imediat. 919 00:55:39,847 --> 00:55:42,189 Dar din ce mi-a�i povestit despre omule�... 920 00:55:42,725 --> 00:55:43,891 D�-mi actele. 921 00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:45,727 Ea este cu adev�rat �n rahat. 922 00:55:46,186 --> 00:55:48,688 Dar eu nu �n�eleg un lucru. Cine a validat c�s�toria? 923 00:55:48,856 --> 00:55:50,314 Normal nu se face a�a. 924 00:55:50,482 --> 00:55:52,567 Am aflat mai t�rziu... 925 00:55:52,901 --> 00:55:55,236 c� fratele s�u, faimosul Marc Berthier, 926 00:55:55,237 --> 00:55:57,780 lucra la Starea Civil� a Prim�riei din Paris. 927 00:55:58,115 --> 00:55:59,782 Deci, s-au c�s�torit pe bune! 928 00:56:00,409 --> 00:56:01,701 - Da, so� �i so�ie. - Exact. 929 00:56:02,035 --> 00:56:03,369 Ea era nebun� de furie. 930 00:56:03,537 --> 00:56:05,329 Nu avea nici un minut de pierdut. 931 00:56:05,372 --> 00:56:07,073 Deja trebuia s�-l ame�easc� pe Pierre. 932 00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,207 Asta era u�or. 933 00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,159 Trebuia, totu�i. 934 00:56:10,919 --> 00:56:12,524 Pentru a-l �n�ela pe Pierre, 935 00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:15,813 am organizat o petrecere de adio de la via�a celibatar� la Marrakesh. 936 00:56:15,865 --> 00:56:17,924 C�t despre sora mea, ea era �nnebunit� de furie. 937 00:56:17,992 --> 00:56:19,159 Era isteric�. 938 00:56:19,227 --> 00:56:20,594 �mi era fric� pentru ea. 939 00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:22,905 Jean-Yves era so�ul ei, ea era nevasta lui. 940 00:56:22,973 --> 00:56:25,933 Ce nu �tia, era c� ea mergea s� �i fac� via�a un iad. 941 00:56:26,143 --> 00:56:28,644 El �mi va implora divor�ul! 942 00:56:28,896 --> 00:56:30,730 �i-am adus ni�te haine groase. 943 00:56:30,898 --> 00:56:32,690 - �ine, actele de divor�. - Mul�umesc. 944 00:56:32,983 --> 00:56:34,192 Pa. 945 00:56:34,359 --> 00:56:35,376 Unde v� duc? 946 00:56:35,444 --> 00:56:36,569 Moscova. 947 00:56:37,029 --> 00:56:40,198 To�i moscovi�ii cunosc delicatesele Eleseevskii. 948 00:56:40,365 --> 00:56:43,826 Dar secretul cel mai bine p�zit din acest templu al gastronomiei ruse�ti 949 00:56:43,994 --> 00:56:46,245 nu este altul dec�t raionul de patiserie, 950 00:56:46,413 --> 00:56:51,209 unde fermec�toarea Irina face cele mai bune "piro�te" din ora�. 951 00:56:51,376 --> 00:56:53,836 Adesea imitate, niciodat� egalate. Terminat. 952 00:56:56,715 --> 00:56:58,257 - Jean-Yves! - Irina. 953 00:57:02,387 --> 00:57:05,223 Irina, piro�tele tale sunt un poem. 954 00:57:05,516 --> 00:57:06,724 M� faci s� ro�esc. 955 00:57:14,775 --> 00:57:15,891 Bun� ziua. 956 00:57:20,856 --> 00:57:22,982 Irina, f� cuno�tin�� cu Isabelle. 957 00:57:23,901 --> 00:57:25,068 So�ia lui. 958 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:49,842 Cum m-ai g�sit? 959 00:57:52,137 --> 00:57:53,221 Miracolul iubirii. 960 00:57:56,642 --> 00:58:02,313 De la mica mea glum� de la cabinet, m� g�ndesc tot timpul la tine... 961 00:58:02,815 --> 00:58:04,691 Mi-a trebuit timp, dar... 962 00:58:05,276 --> 00:58:08,669 �n sf�r�it, am �n�eles adev�rata natur� a sentimentelor mele. 963 00:58:10,030 --> 00:58:11,698 �mi voi �ncerca norocul cu tine. 964 00:58:12,366 --> 00:58:13,783 Dac� e�ti de acord. 965 00:58:16,287 --> 00:58:17,703 �i ce-ai f�cut cu dentistul? 966 00:58:17,830 --> 00:58:19,706 Ne-am separat. Era imposibil. 967 00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:21,958 Trebuie spus c�, 968 00:58:22,376 --> 00:58:24,669 nu �mi este u�or s� tr�iesc cu asta. 969 00:58:25,212 --> 00:58:27,714 Da, dar noi suntem f�cu�i unul pentru cel�lalt. 970 00:58:29,174 --> 00:58:30,174 Exact. 971 00:58:40,853 --> 00:58:42,312 Iat�, aici este. 972 00:58:44,106 --> 00:58:45,565 - Ce, asta? - Da. 973 00:58:46,066 --> 00:58:48,151 Dar este oribil de ur�t. 974 00:58:48,485 --> 00:58:50,194 Da, dar este �n centru. 975 00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,084 - A�teapt�, a�teapt�. - Ce? 976 00:59:05,252 --> 00:59:06,586 Ce este? 977 00:59:13,302 --> 00:59:14,344 Iat�-ne. 978 00:59:14,511 --> 00:59:16,387 E mic, dar confortabil. 979 00:59:25,189 --> 00:59:26,981 Deci, ce p�rere ai? 980 00:59:27,149 --> 00:59:29,025 - Sincer? - Da, bine�n�eles. 981 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,610 Este groaznic. 982 00:59:34,698 --> 00:59:37,784 Dar, aten�ie, ai lumina verde pentru a redecora. 983 00:59:38,702 --> 00:59:40,620 Pentru c� acum nu mai este la mine, este la noi. 984 00:59:42,164 --> 00:59:43,873 Cu ce era pl�cinta ta? 985 00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,166 Spanac. 986 00:59:45,334 --> 00:59:46,459 E�ti sigur? 987 00:59:49,254 --> 00:59:51,798 F�-te comod�. Eu voi face cafea. 988 01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:11,401 - Colec�ionezi �obolani? - Nu. 989 01:00:11,568 --> 01:00:14,696 Ace�tia sunt Beurkys, personajele mele pentru desenul animat. 990 01:00:15,698 --> 01:00:17,198 �i-am spus deja. 991 01:00:18,659 --> 01:00:21,244 Am fost surprins s� te v�d la Moscova. 992 01:00:21,412 --> 01:00:23,287 Dar sunt bucuros c� e�ti aici. 993 01:00:23,455 --> 01:00:27,458 Am crezut c� e�ti sup�rat� pe mine pentru c� am �nregistrat c�s�toria. 994 01:00:28,377 --> 01:00:30,444 De fapt, am f�cut ce trebuia, nu? 995 01:00:32,089 --> 01:00:33,589 Rahat! 996 01:00:33,757 --> 01:00:35,216 Sunt o proast�, �mi pare r�u, 997 01:00:35,384 --> 01:00:36,801 sunt at�t de st�ngace. 998 01:00:36,927 --> 01:00:38,753 Sparg totul, cu mine nu se poate tr�i. 999 01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:40,888 Nu e nimic, te asigur. 1000 01:00:45,644 --> 01:00:47,645 Bine ai venit, �n ora�ul minunilor, pisoi. 1001 01:00:52,234 --> 01:00:53,526 Pisoi. Porecl�. 1002 01:00:53,694 --> 01:00:56,382 Un joc cu sora mea, c�nd ne d�m c�te o porecl�. 1003 01:00:57,906 --> 01:00:59,615 - Este amuzant. - Da. 1004 01:01:01,869 --> 01:01:03,286 Ce penibil! 1005 01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:05,455 El e prost sau e prost? 1006 01:01:05,622 --> 01:01:08,958 El nu �n�elege ce voia ea de la el. 1007 01:01:09,376 --> 01:01:10,626 Dragostea e oarb�. 1008 01:01:10,794 --> 01:01:12,111 Dragostea e un copil boem. 1009 01:01:12,179 --> 01:01:13,854 Dragostea este un buchet de violete. 1010 01:01:13,922 --> 01:01:15,014 Dragostea... 1011 01:01:15,082 --> 01:01:17,416 Prea t�rziu. Ai pierdut. 1012 01:01:18,093 --> 01:01:19,302 �n orice caz, 1013 01:01:19,470 --> 01:01:20,720 pentru ea era clar, 1014 01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:23,230 trebuia s� treac� la o vitez� superioar�. 1015 01:01:24,308 --> 01:01:26,893 Isa? Ce ai f�cut cu �amponul, pentru c� nu mai este? 1016 01:01:29,021 --> 01:01:30,229 Isa? 1017 01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:36,694 CREM� DEPILATOARE 1018 01:01:44,369 --> 01:01:46,245 - ��i dau dintr-al meu? - Da. 1019 01:01:50,459 --> 01:01:51,501 Mul�umesc. 1020 01:01:51,794 --> 01:01:52,919 Cu pl�cere. 1021 01:02:23,242 --> 01:02:24,867 Nu te �mbraci? 1022 01:02:26,203 --> 01:02:27,286 Ce este? 1023 01:02:28,205 --> 01:02:29,205 Ce e? 1024 01:02:47,391 --> 01:02:49,183 �mi pare foarte r�u. 1025 01:02:49,434 --> 01:02:51,561 Nu �mi dau seama cum am putut s� le �ncurc. 1026 01:02:52,354 --> 01:02:53,688 Nu mai z�mbi. 1027 01:02:53,856 --> 01:02:55,898 Ar trebui s� fii foarte nervos. 1028 01:02:56,066 --> 01:02:58,484 Implanturile te-au costat o avere. 1029 01:02:58,652 --> 01:03:01,195 Poate c� nu va mai cre�te niciodat� �i asta doar din cauza mea. 1030 01:03:01,446 --> 01:03:04,615 Dac� va cre�te sau nu va cre�te, nu e grav. 1031 01:03:04,825 --> 01:03:07,743 Pentru c� �tiu c� tu nu e�ti cu mine pentru asta, ci din cauza asta. 1032 01:03:07,911 --> 01:03:10,204 �i, crede-m�, aceasta nu se epileaz�. 1033 01:03:24,878 --> 01:03:26,212 Gencive! 1034 01:03:26,714 --> 01:03:28,089 - Ce mai faci? - Cine e? 1035 01:03:28,924 --> 01:03:33,011 Romain de la Lonely Planet �i Philippe de la Ghidul Hachette. Concuren�a. 1036 01:03:33,721 --> 01:03:35,054 Frumo�i b�ie�i. 1037 01:03:38,225 --> 01:03:39,225 Haide. 1038 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,482 Ambasadorul francez. Vino, te voi prezenta. 1039 01:03:48,068 --> 01:03:49,301 Scuza�i-m�. 1040 01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,071 - Jean-Yves. - Domnule ambasador. 1041 01:03:52,823 --> 01:03:55,199 V� prezint pe so�ia mea, Isabelle Berthier. 1042 01:03:55,367 --> 01:03:56,367 Bun� seara. 1043 01:03:56,535 --> 01:03:57,869 Domnul Paul Guignou, 1044 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,622 ambasadorul Fran�ei. Pardon, so�ia sa, Alice. 1045 01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:01,873 - Bun� seara. - Bun� seara. 1046 01:04:02,041 --> 01:04:03,625 Katarina �i Vladimir Oulianov. 1047 01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:05,168 �nc�ntat�. 1048 01:04:06,462 --> 01:04:07,795 �i Andrei Petrovsky, 1049 01:04:07,963 --> 01:04:10,381 un vechi prieten de-al meu, care nu face nimic. 1050 01:04:10,924 --> 01:04:12,258 Un parazit. 1051 01:04:13,636 --> 01:04:16,471 Dragul meu Jean-Yves, ne-ai obi�nuit s� ne �nc�n�i cu scrierile tale, 1052 01:04:16,764 --> 01:04:18,931 dar acum ochii no�tri sunt cei �nc�nta�i. 1053 01:04:19,767 --> 01:04:20,916 Mul�umesc. 1054 01:04:20,984 --> 01:04:24,345 Spune-ne, cum a reu�it bestia s� seduc� frumoas�? 1055 01:04:24,563 --> 01:04:26,922 Proprietate privat�. Intrarea interzis�. 1056 01:04:26,969 --> 01:04:28,804 Bun� seara, doamnelor �i domnilor. 1057 01:04:32,821 --> 01:04:35,901 Jean-Yves a fost �ntotdeauna foarte modest, dar ne pute�i spune dumneavoastr�. 1058 01:04:35,908 --> 01:04:37,024 Bine. 1059 01:04:37,493 --> 01:04:38,534 Pe scurt, 1060 01:04:38,702 --> 01:04:40,828 sunt c��iva ani de c�nd f�ceam trotuarul. 1061 01:04:43,624 --> 01:04:46,460 Apoi m-am s�turat, la un moment dat �i am �nceput pe internet. 1062 01:04:46,485 --> 01:04:49,712 �ti�i cum merge, clientul pl�te�te �i �mi d� ordine, 1063 01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:51,565 de genul, 1064 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,667 "Imit� capra", "Spune-mi poponar", "Bag�-mi asta �n fund", chestii obi�nuite. 1065 01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:56,719 P�n� �ntr-o zi, 1066 01:04:56,970 --> 01:04:58,680 c�nd Jean-Yves se conecteaz�. 1067 01:04:58,847 --> 01:05:00,223 O raz� de soare. 1068 01:05:00,808 --> 01:05:02,350 Problema era c�, 1069 01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:05,143 cum el ejaculeaz� precoce, 1070 01:05:05,521 --> 01:05:07,689 revenea de patru-cinci ori pe zi. 1071 01:05:07,856 --> 01:05:10,358 Am devenit prieteni 1072 01:05:10,526 --> 01:05:13,635 �i dup� 4 ani am decis s� ne �nt�lnim cu adev�rat. 1073 01:05:13,696 --> 01:05:15,279 - Nu e deloc a�a. - Iat�. 1074 01:05:15,447 --> 01:05:16,447 Deloc. 1075 01:05:16,615 --> 01:05:18,491 Nu e adev�rat. 1076 01:05:24,164 --> 01:05:25,248 E o glum�! 1077 01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,959 Este umor! 1078 01:05:53,527 --> 01:05:55,027 Ascult�, Isabelle. 1079 01:05:55,529 --> 01:05:58,614 Am v�zut micul t�u joc dar nu merge cu mine, pisoi. 1080 01:06:01,952 --> 01:06:03,202 Pisoi, porecl�. 1081 01:06:09,196 --> 01:06:10,655 Mul�umesc. 1082 01:06:13,297 --> 01:06:17,291 Isabelle, toate farsele tale sunt din cauza fricii. 1083 01:06:17,342 --> 01:06:19,410 Te panichezi, faci gafe, este normal. 1084 01:06:19,428 --> 01:06:23,781 "P�n� c�nd moartea ne va desp�r�i", te umple de fric�. 1085 01:06:23,826 --> 01:06:24,826 Da! 1086 01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:26,851 Dar, la dracu, este frumos! 1087 01:06:27,352 --> 01:06:28,728 Atunci, destinde-te! 1088 01:06:29,021 --> 01:06:30,730 Las� garda jos. 1089 01:06:32,191 --> 01:06:33,900 Culege trandafirul. 1090 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,577 Cabaretul "Notchka" de Igor Petrovici 1091 01:06:44,703 --> 01:06:47,538 este spectacolul la mod�... 1092 01:06:48,207 --> 01:06:50,333 Ce e? Nu. 1093 01:06:51,418 --> 01:06:52,468 Igor! Igor... 1094 01:06:52,561 --> 01:06:55,520 Jean-Yves Berthier. Muzica! 1095 01:06:58,967 --> 01:07:01,219 Nu, iese din discu�ie. 1096 01:07:54,848 --> 01:07:57,225 Coco, sunt eu. Nu, nu e bine deloc. 1097 01:07:57,893 --> 01:08:00,228 Nimic nu merge. E un dezastru total. 1098 01:08:01,397 --> 01:08:04,107 Am f�cut lucruri de care niciodat� n-am crezut c� sunt capabil�. 1099 01:08:04,525 --> 01:08:07,485 M� comport ca ultima c��ea 1100 01:08:07,653 --> 01:08:10,196 �i el m� prive�te cu ochi mari de labrador. 1101 01:08:11,198 --> 01:08:12,991 Mi-e mil� de el. 1102 01:08:13,158 --> 01:08:14,659 De asta te asigur. 1103 01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:18,454 Nu, niciodat� el nu �mi va semna actele de divor�. 1104 01:08:18,622 --> 01:08:19,706 Niciodat�. 1105 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:22,792 Ce face acum? 1106 01:08:26,672 --> 01:08:27,947 Te sun eu. 1107 01:08:35,472 --> 01:08:37,974 Acest ceai este o specialitate din Caucaz. 1108 01:08:38,142 --> 01:08:39,434 Foarte bun. 1109 01:08:40,352 --> 01:08:41,978 Vrei zah�r? 1110 01:08:42,313 --> 01:08:44,314 �n mod normal, se bea f�r�. 1111 01:08:46,317 --> 01:08:47,400 Isabelle? 1112 01:08:48,652 --> 01:08:49,861 Isa? 1113 01:08:53,282 --> 01:08:54,490 Isabelle? 1114 01:09:38,035 --> 01:09:41,287 Nu, niciodat� el nu �mi va semna actele de divor�. 1115 01:09:41,455 --> 01:09:42,455 Niciodat�! 1116 01:09:46,627 --> 01:09:49,879 Am f�cut lucruri de care niciodat� n-am crezut c� sunt capabil�. 1117 01:09:50,089 --> 01:09:52,507 M� comport ca ultima c��ea 1118 01:09:54,468 --> 01:09:57,053 �i el m� prive�te cu ochi mari de c��elu�. 1119 01:09:59,473 --> 01:10:01,015 M� doare. 1120 01:10:01,183 --> 01:10:02,725 De asta te asigur. 1121 01:10:03,769 --> 01:10:06,979 Nu, niciodat� el nu �mi va semna actele de divor�. 1122 01:10:07,147 --> 01:10:08,314 Niciodat�. 1123 01:10:10,234 --> 01:10:11,901 Ce face acum? 1124 01:10:20,856 --> 01:10:22,015 Mul�umesc. 1125 01:10:33,799 --> 01:10:34,841 Ce? 1126 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,885 Dou� secunde. 1127 01:10:39,096 --> 01:10:40,246 Bine. 1128 01:10:40,264 --> 01:10:42,348 Jean-Yves, el insist� ca s� fie prezentat. 1129 01:10:42,683 --> 01:10:44,642 Richard, prietenul meu imaginar. 1130 01:10:45,602 --> 01:10:48,688 �tiu c� pentru mine e�ti foarte real. 1131 01:10:49,857 --> 01:10:52,066 Jean-Yves, permite-mi s� �i-l prezint pe Richard. 1132 01:10:52,234 --> 01:10:53,776 Richard, acesta este Jean-Yves. 1133 01:10:53,944 --> 01:10:55,786 Iat�, e�ti mul�umit? 1134 01:10:57,114 --> 01:10:58,531 Spune-i salut! 1135 01:11:01,285 --> 01:11:03,453 Bun�, Richard. Ce mai faci? 1136 01:11:03,746 --> 01:11:05,788 A�a �i a�a? Am �n�eles. 1137 01:11:06,415 --> 01:11:09,250 Ce? �ntr-adev�r? Vrei s� fac asta? 1138 01:11:09,418 --> 01:11:11,544 Bine, dac� ��i face pl�cere. 1139 01:11:12,921 --> 01:11:14,213 Ce faci? 1140 01:11:14,465 --> 01:11:18,050 Richard mi-a cerut s� m� ung cu dulcea�� pe fa��. O fac, e bine, nu? 1141 01:11:18,594 --> 01:11:20,887 - �nceteaz�, Jean-Yves, �nceteaz�. - M� la�i? 1142 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,422 Vorbesc cu Richard. 1143 01:11:23,724 --> 01:11:25,433 Da, Richard? Da. 1144 01:11:25,851 --> 01:11:28,019 �i asta, desigur. Nu-�i face griji. 1145 01:11:28,854 --> 01:11:29,854 Asta? A�a? 1146 01:11:30,022 --> 01:11:31,063 Iat�. 1147 01:11:31,982 --> 01:11:33,483 La dracu, este fierbinte! 1148 01:11:34,401 --> 01:11:35,567 Dar ne-am s�turat. 1149 01:11:35,611 --> 01:11:36,736 Jean-Yves... 1150 01:11:37,988 --> 01:11:38,988 Da, Richard? 1151 01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:43,383 Cum a� putea crede c� o femeie ca ea este interesat� de un tip ca mine? 1152 01:11:43,410 --> 01:11:45,419 N-am nici o idee, asta este. 1153 01:11:45,454 --> 01:11:47,413 Trebuie s� fi fost un pic t�mpit. 1154 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:51,083 �ine, 1155 01:11:52,127 --> 01:11:53,294 d�-i astea. 1156 01:11:53,629 --> 01:11:56,172 Sunt ni�te acte de divor� pe care le-am g�sit �n geanta ei. 1157 01:11:57,049 --> 01:11:58,508 Le-am semnat. 1158 01:11:58,759 --> 01:11:59,801 Salut, Richard. 1159 01:12:25,327 --> 01:12:26,327 Jean-Yves! 1160 01:12:26,703 --> 01:12:27,995 A�teapt�-m�. 1161 01:12:29,873 --> 01:12:31,999 Jean-Yves, ascult�-m�, te rog. Te rog! 1162 01:12:32,626 --> 01:12:35,211 Ce vrei? Ai semn�tura. 1163 01:12:36,338 --> 01:12:39,048 Jean-Yves, sunt zece ani de c�nd sunt cu un b�rbat. 1164 01:12:39,633 --> 01:12:41,217 �i ne c�s�torim �ntr-o lun�. 1165 01:12:42,135 --> 01:12:45,346 Dar, �n familia mea, prima c�s�torie nu dureaz�. 1166 01:12:45,681 --> 01:12:49,725 A�a c� aveam nevoie de un prim so� �i de un divor�. 1167 01:12:53,522 --> 01:12:54,564 De ce eu? 1168 01:12:54,815 --> 01:12:58,359 �mi pare r�u pentru tot ce �i-am f�cut, nu m-am g�ndit dec�t la mine. 1169 01:12:58,610 --> 01:13:00,111 �i apoi, nu �tiu... 1170 01:13:00,404 --> 01:13:02,989 Ai fost pur �i simplu �n locul gre�it la momentul gre�it. 1171 01:13:03,574 --> 01:13:04,866 Po�i s� m� ur�ti. 1172 01:13:05,576 --> 01:13:07,869 - Jean-Yves! - La naiba, nu acum! 1173 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:14,584 Bun� ziua. Domnul Integritate sun� la t�rfe? 1174 01:13:15,711 --> 01:13:16,919 Nu-i r�u, Gencive. 1175 01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:20,339 Gencive, porecl�. 1176 01:13:21,049 --> 01:13:22,133 Pa. 1177 01:13:22,301 --> 01:13:23,392 Nu. 1178 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,485 A�teapt�. 1179 01:13:24,553 --> 01:13:26,721 Jean-Yves, ascult�-m�. Ascult�-m�! 1180 01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:31,058 N-am vrut s� te r�nesc. 1181 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,106 E�ti special! 1182 01:13:41,153 --> 01:13:43,154 Mai am 24 de ore. 1183 01:13:43,447 --> 01:13:45,031 Vrei s� le petrecem �mpreun�? 1184 01:13:45,866 --> 01:13:49,493 Imediat dup� victoria Uniunii Sovietice asupra Germaniei naziste, 1185 01:13:49,661 --> 01:13:53,748 Stalin a �nceput construc�ia la Vyssotnye Zdania, 1186 01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:55,499 numit� �i "Vyssotki". 1187 01:13:55,667 --> 01:13:59,045 De fapt, cele dou� denumiri fac referire la cuv�nt "vyssoko", 1188 01:13:59,212 --> 01:14:01,797 care �nseamn� "�nalt". 1189 01:14:02,716 --> 01:14:05,217 - Sunt enervant? - Nu, deloc. 1190 01:14:05,385 --> 01:14:06,594 Dar eu simt c� te enervez. 1191 01:14:06,762 --> 01:14:07,845 Nu, continu�. 1192 01:14:08,013 --> 01:14:09,263 - �ntr-adev�r? - Da. 1193 01:14:09,431 --> 01:14:11,682 Exist� �apte zg�rie-nori �n total. 1194 01:14:11,850 --> 01:14:15,672 Ini�ial, Stalin a vrut s� construiasc� 8, pentru cei 800 de ani ai capitalei... 1195 01:14:15,697 --> 01:14:16,719 Acum e de rahat. 1196 01:14:16,788 --> 01:14:18,831 Eram sigur. Vezi? 1197 01:14:19,650 --> 01:14:21,408 Nu func�ioneaz� c�p�orul. 1198 01:14:23,904 --> 01:14:25,012 De ce? 1199 01:14:25,105 --> 01:14:28,607 Dac� Blandine a avut-o pe Solange �n prima c�s�torie 1200 01:14:28,617 --> 01:14:30,618 �i apoi s-a c�s�torit cu Marcel, 1201 01:14:30,786 --> 01:14:32,425 atunci bunicul t�u este... 1202 01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:33,520 Hector �nt�i. 1203 01:14:33,747 --> 01:14:35,531 Sunt frumoase aceste pove�ti de familie. 1204 01:14:35,599 --> 01:14:39,585 �n familia mea, degetul mare este mai mic dec�t al doilea. 1205 01:14:39,753 --> 01:14:41,003 Seam�n� cu povestea ta, nu? 1206 01:14:42,923 --> 01:14:43,931 Nu e bine? 1207 01:14:44,132 --> 01:14:45,282 Nu, nu merge? 1208 01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:46,433 Nu. 1209 01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,951 Am alta. 1210 01:14:47,970 --> 01:14:50,096 - Se potrive�te cu ochii mei. - Da, da. 1211 01:14:50,639 --> 01:14:52,181 Excelent! Perfect! 1212 01:14:52,466 --> 01:14:53,466 Minunat. 1213 01:14:56,512 --> 01:14:58,805 Ai mers totu�i cam prea departe. 1214 01:14:59,014 --> 01:15:00,682 Implanturile mele, etajera... 1215 01:15:00,849 --> 01:15:02,283 �tiu. 1216 01:15:02,434 --> 01:15:03,726 �mi pare r�u. 1217 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,895 Dar �i tu e�ti �nc�p��nat. 1218 01:15:06,230 --> 01:15:09,774 �tiu, este problema mea, de �ndat� ce �mi place o femeie devin dificil. 1219 01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:12,485 Este adev�rat? 1220 01:15:19,034 --> 01:15:20,451 �ine, �ncearc� asta. 1221 01:15:24,707 --> 01:15:26,040 - ��i place? - Da. 1222 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:27,250 �i-o ofer. 1223 01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:28,960 Mul�umesc. 1224 01:15:45,227 --> 01:15:46,394 Am o ghicitoare. 1225 01:15:47,354 --> 01:15:48,855 Nu este momentul. 1226 01:15:49,106 --> 01:15:50,773 �tiu, dar este amuzant. 1227 01:15:52,067 --> 01:15:55,027 Care este rusul cel mai pu�in norocos din toat� istoria comunismului? 1228 01:15:55,821 --> 01:15:56,946 Nu �tiu. 1229 01:15:57,114 --> 01:15:59,157 Cosmonautul Yuri Gagarin. 1230 01:15:59,450 --> 01:16:03,077 A f�cut de 17 ori turul P�m�ntului �i s-a pr�bu�it tot �n Rusia. 1231 01:16:12,963 --> 01:16:14,088 Nimeni nu r�de. 1232 01:16:14,256 --> 01:16:15,840 Nu e bine, opre�te-te! 1233 01:16:16,133 --> 01:16:17,158 Ei bine, 1234 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:18,818 Gagarin este un erou na�ional aici. 1235 01:16:18,886 --> 01:16:22,054 �n fiecare an, pe 27 martie este doliu na�ional �n Rusia. 1236 01:16:28,812 --> 01:16:30,062 Ce este? 1237 01:16:32,775 --> 01:16:36,727 Este prima oar� c�nd am uitat de aniversarea mor�ii tat�lui meu. 1238 01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:38,821 E�ti fata lui Gagarin? 1239 01:16:39,364 --> 01:16:41,324 Nu! Tat�l meu a murit �i el pe 27 martie. 1240 01:16:41,742 --> 01:16:42,775 Sunt prost. 1241 01:16:42,868 --> 01:16:44,827 El era german. 1242 01:16:45,037 --> 01:16:48,664 Gagarin nu putea fi tat�l t�u, e�ti prea t�n�r�. El a murit �n 1968. 1243 01:16:54,546 --> 01:16:57,006 Cu cine semeni mai mult, cu mama ta sau cu tat�l t�u? 1244 01:16:58,967 --> 01:17:04,055 Mama mea nu las� nimic la voia �nt�mpl�rii. Sunt un pic c� ea. 1245 01:17:04,223 --> 01:17:05,281 Un pic mai mult, nu? 1246 01:17:06,558 --> 01:17:07,583 Simpatic! 1247 01:17:07,592 --> 01:17:09,093 De ce, nu este adev�rat. 1248 01:17:09,102 --> 01:17:11,020 Sper s� am un pic din ardoarea tat�lui meu. 1249 01:17:11,396 --> 01:17:16,067 El era pasionat, 1250 01:17:16,652 --> 01:17:18,027 nebun dup� mama. 1251 01:17:19,988 --> 01:17:21,614 Apoi s-a �mboln�vit. 1252 01:17:22,407 --> 01:17:23,825 Credeam c� au divor�at? 1253 01:17:23,992 --> 01:17:25,660 Nu, el a murit. 1254 01:17:26,787 --> 01:17:28,329 �i niciodat� nu m-a dus pe Lun�. 1255 01:17:30,457 --> 01:17:31,707 - Vino cu mine. - Ce? 1256 01:17:32,084 --> 01:17:33,167 Vino. 1257 01:17:33,335 --> 01:17:34,335 Unde mergem? 1258 01:17:34,503 --> 01:17:37,171 Nu este Luna, dar se apropie. 1259 01:17:37,339 --> 01:17:38,631 - Ce? - Vino cu mine. 1260 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,059 - Deci! - Ce? 1261 01:17:50,227 --> 01:17:51,978 Niciodat� �n via�a mea! 1262 01:17:52,271 --> 01:17:54,480 Este ce am g�sit mai bun. 1263 01:17:54,648 --> 01:17:56,274 Nu-�i fie fric�, este rusesc, e solid. 1264 01:17:56,441 --> 01:17:58,693 - Nu! - Da, da, hai! 1265 01:18:07,945 --> 01:18:10,238 Prima dat� facem o urcare pe vertical�. 1266 01:18:10,406 --> 01:18:13,366 Apoi, avionul intr� �n c�dere liber�. 1267 01:18:13,534 --> 01:18:15,118 �i apoi ve�i fi �n imponderabilitate. 1268 01:18:15,327 --> 01:18:17,453 - Ce? Ce a spus? - Nimic, nimic. 1269 01:18:17,621 --> 01:18:20,331 C�t timp vom pluti? 1270 01:18:20,499 --> 01:18:21,541 20 de secunde. 1271 01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:24,210 Ce e? E vreo problem�? Spune-mi imediat! 1272 01:18:24,378 --> 01:18:26,546 Nu, nu, nu te �ngrijora, totul e bine! 1273 01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:28,881 C�te bucle? 1274 01:18:29,049 --> 01:18:30,091 30. 1275 01:18:30,259 --> 01:18:31,634 - C�te?! - 30. 1276 01:18:31,802 --> 01:18:33,136 Ce este asta? 1277 01:18:33,304 --> 01:18:35,597 Pentru a voma. Dac� e cazul. 1278 01:18:35,764 --> 01:18:36,764 Nu! Nu! 1279 01:18:36,932 --> 01:18:38,600 Vreau s� cobor. Nu! 1280 01:19:30,194 --> 01:19:31,210 E totul �n regul�? 1281 01:19:31,236 --> 01:19:33,321 A fost genial! �i-a pl�cut? 1282 01:19:33,489 --> 01:19:34,656 Da, da! 1283 01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,249 �nc� o dat�! 1284 01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,039 - Totul �n regul�? - Da. 1285 01:20:08,399 --> 01:20:09,440 E�ti bine? 1286 01:21:32,274 --> 01:21:33,566 Nu mai pot. 1287 01:22:05,265 --> 01:22:07,266 �i dac� eram cel bun? 1288 01:22:08,435 --> 01:22:09,852 E�ti primul. 1289 01:22:10,687 --> 01:22:11,687 Da. 1290 01:22:15,359 --> 01:22:16,609 P�i... 1291 01:22:18,070 --> 01:22:19,195 Pa. 1292 01:23:41,361 --> 01:23:42,528 E�ti bine? 1293 01:23:42,738 --> 01:23:43,738 M-ai speriat. 1294 01:23:47,743 --> 01:23:49,035 Ai avut un zbor lini�tit? 1295 01:23:49,953 --> 01:23:51,037 Da, excelent. 1296 01:23:54,249 --> 01:23:55,291 Ce este? 1297 01:23:58,962 --> 01:24:00,755 Trebuie s�-�i spun ceva. 1298 01:24:01,590 --> 01:24:02,632 Ce? 1299 01:24:03,383 --> 01:24:04,942 E�ti �ns�rcinat�? 1300 01:24:07,304 --> 01:24:08,804 Nu, deloc. 1301 01:24:08,829 --> 01:24:11,290 La naiba, m-ai speriat. 1302 01:24:16,138 --> 01:24:18,848 �mi pare r�u, iubito, nu m-am trezit �nc�. 1303 01:24:19,933 --> 01:24:21,768 Sunt de neiertat. Iart�-m�. 1304 01:24:23,062 --> 01:24:25,605 �tii, s� faci copii la v�rsta mea, este �nfrico��tor, 1305 01:24:25,773 --> 01:24:27,273 dar va fi bine, sunt sigur. 1306 01:24:28,359 --> 01:24:29,442 O s� fie bine. 1307 01:24:30,986 --> 01:24:32,044 Bine. 1308 01:24:36,033 --> 01:24:37,867 Se schimb� coarnele gazelei. 1309 01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:40,036 Da... 1310 01:24:43,290 --> 01:24:44,457 M� duc eu. 1311 01:24:53,467 --> 01:24:54,676 Ce naiba faci aici? 1312 01:24:54,843 --> 01:24:56,219 Nu te �ngrijora. 1313 01:24:56,387 --> 01:24:58,096 Ai uitat asta. 1314 01:24:59,181 --> 01:25:00,390 Mul�umesc. 1315 01:25:02,351 --> 01:25:03,393 Bun� ziua. 1316 01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:06,562 Pierre, �i-l prezint pe Jean... 1317 01:25:06,689 --> 01:25:08,481 Jean-Paul, v�r din Quebec. 1318 01:25:08,649 --> 01:25:10,274 Am venit pentru nunta voastr�. 1319 01:25:11,151 --> 01:25:12,944 Super! Bine ai venit. 1320 01:25:13,696 --> 01:25:14,712 Mul�umesc. 1321 01:25:14,780 --> 01:25:16,322 Dar nunta este �n trei s�pt�m�ni. 1322 01:25:17,324 --> 01:25:18,950 Niciodat� nu suntem prea devreme. 1323 01:25:19,410 --> 01:25:20,952 Cum s-ar spune la mine, 1324 01:25:21,286 --> 01:25:24,838 "Cine casc� �nainte de ora 6 adoarme dup� miezul nop�ii." 1325 01:25:24,998 --> 01:25:27,250 Sunt foarte fericit pentru voi doi. 1326 01:25:27,793 --> 01:25:29,836 Ai rude �n Canada? 1327 01:25:30,087 --> 01:25:31,170 P�i, �tii... 1328 01:25:31,338 --> 01:25:35,133 Eu sunt nepotul lui Hector, care a emigrat �n Quebec 1329 01:25:36,009 --> 01:25:38,469 dup� ce Blandine l-a p�r�sit pentru... 1330 01:25:39,847 --> 01:25:40,847 Marcel. 1331 01:25:43,809 --> 01:25:46,311 Noi am dep�it aceste chestii, nu-i a�a drag�? 1332 01:25:46,336 --> 01:25:47,360 Da. 1333 01:25:49,356 --> 01:25:51,107 P�i, plec. 1334 01:25:52,401 --> 01:25:55,236 Doar am vrut s�-�i spun c� am sosit. Karibu, Isa. 1335 01:25:56,530 --> 01:25:57,613 - Karibu... - Pierre. 1336 01:26:00,868 --> 01:26:02,217 Karibu. 1337 01:26:14,631 --> 01:26:15,840 E�ti r�u. 1338 01:26:16,008 --> 01:26:18,050 - R�zi. - Acesta e cuv�ntul. 1339 01:26:18,302 --> 01:26:19,886 Pentru viitorii miri! 1340 01:26:20,471 --> 01:26:22,388 �i bucura�i-v�, c� nu va dura. 1341 01:26:22,765 --> 01:26:24,365 - Foarte subtil. - Nu-�i face griji. 1342 01:26:24,432 --> 01:26:26,892 Eu nu am crezut niciodat� �n blesteme. 1343 01:26:27,561 --> 01:26:31,567 Totu�i, v�rul vostru din Quebec, el este unul care crede. 1344 01:26:31,592 --> 01:26:32,739 Cine? 1345 01:26:33,901 --> 01:26:36,277 - Jean-Paul. V�rul din Quebec! - Care Jean-Paul? 1346 01:26:37,029 --> 01:26:38,863 Jean-Paul! Jean-Paul! 1347 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:43,034 Adic� Jean-Pool. 1348 01:26:43,455 --> 01:26:44,555 Da, Jean-Pool! 1349 01:26:44,653 --> 01:26:48,030 Jean-Pool! Pentru c� nu se zice Jean-Paul. �n�eleg. E Jean-Pool! 1350 01:26:48,248 --> 01:26:50,583 El a ap�rut la u�a noastr� la ora 9 diminea�a. 1351 01:26:50,793 --> 01:26:52,543 Cu o c�ciul� din piele de ce? De urs? 1352 01:26:53,378 --> 01:26:55,379 "Karibu, Pierre. Karibu, Isabelle." 1353 01:26:55,547 --> 01:26:58,508 "Eu sunt Jean-Paul. Vin din Quebec..." 1354 01:27:07,976 --> 01:27:09,519 Isa, piciorul. 1355 01:27:32,243 --> 01:27:33,517 Nu pot. 1356 01:27:33,786 --> 01:27:35,286 Ba po�i. 1357 01:27:35,496 --> 01:27:37,330 Nu, asta. Noi. 1358 01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:41,742 �n fiecare luni, popice, cu piciorul care nu e niciodat� �n locul potrivit. 1359 01:27:41,752 --> 01:27:42,794 Nu mai pot. 1360 01:27:43,837 --> 01:27:46,339 �ntotdeauna acela�i restaurant, deoarece este cel mai bun. 1361 01:27:46,590 --> 01:27:47,674 Nu mai pot. 1362 01:27:47,841 --> 01:27:51,970 Niciodat� vacan�� n august, pentru c� e prea mult� lume... nu mai pot! 1363 01:27:52,137 --> 01:27:53,638 Isa, c�s�toria te streseaz�. 1364 01:27:53,889 --> 01:27:55,390 Este normal, dar totul va merge bine. 1365 01:27:55,558 --> 01:27:58,226 Pierre, tu nu �n�elegi. Eu nu vreau ca totul s� se petreac� bine. 1366 01:27:59,061 --> 01:28:01,938 �n orice caz, nu vreau ca totul s� se �nt�mple conform planului. 1367 01:28:02,773 --> 01:28:03,898 Vreau... 1368 01:28:05,025 --> 01:28:08,069 vreau s� fiu speriat�, surprins�. 1369 01:28:08,237 --> 01:28:12,198 Vreau ca ceasul meu s� nu sune sau ca m�ncarea s� se ard�. M� las� rece. 1370 01:28:12,658 --> 01:28:13,816 Sau... 1371 01:28:13,884 --> 01:28:14,967 Nu �tiu, 1372 01:28:15,035 --> 01:28:17,203 s� facem dragoste luni �i duminic�. 1373 01:28:17,371 --> 01:28:19,372 Sau deloc timp de o lun�. 1374 01:28:22,876 --> 01:28:24,961 Vreau s� dau nas �n nas cu un leu. 1375 01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:29,882 Nu �n�eleg, Isabelle. 1376 01:28:30,050 --> 01:28:31,467 Ai �nnebunit. 1377 01:28:31,635 --> 01:28:33,052 Adun�-te. 1378 01:28:34,930 --> 01:28:36,139 Nu... 1379 01:28:36,974 --> 01:28:38,433 Nu am �nnebunit. 1380 01:28:39,101 --> 01:28:40,435 Dimpotriv�. 1381 01:28:48,027 --> 01:28:49,685 �mi pare r�u. 1382 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:04,667 Asta �nseamn� c� am c�tigat meciul? 1383 01:29:05,419 --> 01:29:06,753 Gura! 1384 01:29:09,006 --> 01:29:13,217 Eu o s� mai iau o buc��ic� de picior. 1385 01:29:13,385 --> 01:29:15,470 Picior, cu mare pl�cere. 1386 01:29:17,181 --> 01:29:20,099 Isa, o bucat� mic�? 1387 01:29:20,517 --> 01:29:22,477 - �ie ��i place carnea? - Nu, mul�umesc. 1388 01:29:23,937 --> 01:29:25,605 E�ti sigur� c� nu vrei o buc��ic�? 1389 01:29:27,024 --> 01:29:28,274 Nu, mul�umesc. 1390 01:29:29,568 --> 01:29:31,310 A stat �n cuptor �apte ore. 1391 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,928 Este �n regul�, mam�, mai taci. 1392 01:29:32,996 --> 01:29:35,456 Lui Pierre i-ar fi pl�cut. 1393 01:29:41,789 --> 01:29:42,914 O faci anume, sau ce? 1394 01:29:44,583 --> 01:29:47,627 Sunt separa�i de c�teva luni. Las-o �n pace. 1395 01:29:48,754 --> 01:29:50,171 Nu po�i s� taci? 1396 01:30:03,894 --> 01:30:05,395 La dracu! 1397 01:30:09,483 --> 01:30:12,402 �ntr-o zi, copiii �i vor rupe vreun picior. 1398 01:30:13,028 --> 01:30:14,904 Vor veni s� se pl�ng�. 1399 01:30:24,373 --> 01:30:25,548 E�ti aici? 1400 01:30:27,334 --> 01:30:28,418 E�ti bine? 1401 01:30:28,585 --> 01:30:29,585 Da. 1402 01:30:34,091 --> 01:30:38,344 Dac� ai �ti de c�te ori am vrut s� demolez aceast� c�su��... 1403 01:30:39,763 --> 01:30:40,972 Bine... 1404 01:30:41,098 --> 01:30:44,308 O �tii pe maic�-ta. Ea nu a vrut niciodat�. 1405 01:30:47,187 --> 01:30:48,379 Pot? 1406 01:30:57,781 --> 01:31:02,952 �tii cum este s� te treze�ti �n fiecare diminea��, timp de 25 de ani, 1407 01:31:03,579 --> 01:31:05,705 s� vezi cabana asta nenorocit�, 1408 01:31:05,914 --> 01:31:07,999 care se uit� la tine �i ��i spune: 1409 01:31:08,417 --> 01:31:10,126 "Am fost aici �naintea ta"? 1410 01:31:11,962 --> 01:31:12,962 Nu. 1411 01:31:13,797 --> 01:31:14,814 Nu? 1412 01:31:15,507 --> 01:31:17,133 Te sperie. 1413 01:31:19,052 --> 01:31:21,846 �n acela�i timp, nu sunt prost. �tiu c�... 1414 01:31:22,222 --> 01:31:25,183 cei �ase ani pe care mama ta i-a petrecut cu tat�l t�u 1415 01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:27,727 au fost cei mai frumo�i din via�a ei. 1416 01:31:28,228 --> 01:31:31,606 Ea ar fi vrut ca primul s� fie �i singurul. 1417 01:31:37,154 --> 01:31:38,404 Isabelle... 1418 01:31:39,698 --> 01:31:41,574 mica mea gazel�... 1419 01:31:42,242 --> 01:31:44,202 Nu mai pierde timpul. 1420 01:31:48,791 --> 01:31:49,999 Ar fi trebuit s� o demolezi. 1421 01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:52,001 E�ti bolnav� sau ce? 1422 01:31:52,711 --> 01:31:54,754 Acesta este singurul loc, 1423 01:31:54,922 --> 01:31:57,340 unde pot fuma un trabuc, 1424 01:31:58,175 --> 01:32:00,392 f�r� ca maic�-ta s� �mi respire �n spate. 1425 01:32:00,427 --> 01:32:01,552 Un loc lini�tit. 1426 01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,922 Nu mi-ai spus niciodat� c� a�a s-a petrecut. 1427 01:32:03,947 --> 01:32:04,996 Nu. 1428 01:32:05,073 --> 01:32:06,699 Vezi, te pot surprinde �n continuare. 1429 01:32:10,145 --> 01:32:11,270 Totu�i, m� iube�ti un pic? 1430 01:32:12,481 --> 01:32:13,531 Desigur. 1431 01:32:13,598 --> 01:32:14,682 �i Jean-Yves, la dracu? 1432 01:32:14,817 --> 01:32:16,526 �ncet. 1433 01:32:16,693 --> 01:32:17,860 Scuza�i-m�, �mi pare r�u. 1434 01:32:18,062 --> 01:32:20,897 Ea a plecat s�-l caute, dar era de neg�sit. 1435 01:32:21,065 --> 01:32:23,941 El a demisionat. Nici o adres�, nici un num�r de telefon. 1436 01:32:23,943 --> 01:32:25,235 Ea l-a sunat pe fratele s�u. 1437 01:32:25,402 --> 01:32:29,054 El i-a spus c� s-a instalat la Besieux pentru a finaliza lucr�rile de la casa sa. 1438 01:32:29,122 --> 01:32:32,374 �i uneori, se ocupa de grupurile de turi�ti englezi. 1439 01:33:19,415 --> 01:33:20,540 Asta a fost tot? 1440 01:33:20,708 --> 01:33:22,625 Ea a venit �i a plecat? 1441 01:33:22,793 --> 01:33:23,793 Asta e zero! 1442 01:33:23,961 --> 01:33:27,505 Nu e posibil. Ce e cu aceste maniere, de fiecare dat�, repede? 1443 01:33:27,631 --> 01:33:29,607 �ncep s� �n�eleg de ce te-ai separat. 1444 01:33:32,678 --> 01:33:34,762 �mi pare r�u. Mai vrei un pic de tort. 1445 01:33:35,432 --> 01:33:38,732 Unii oameni ofer� fiicelor lor p�pu�i sau juc�rii. 1446 01:33:38,756 --> 01:33:43,256 Ducele de Bretania, i-a oferit fiicei sale aceast� magnific� m�n�stire. 1447 01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:45,380 Ce om generos! 1448 01:33:45,404 --> 01:33:50,404 Este una dintre minunile arhitecturii medievale. Terminat. 1449 01:33:51,606 --> 01:33:54,806 Aici se termin� vizita la Baisieux, v� mul�umesc foarte mult! 1450 01:33:54,830 --> 01:33:58,930 �i... ne re�nt�lnim aici, m�ine la 2 dup� amiaza. 1451 01:33:58,954 --> 01:34:00,954 �ntre timp, nu abuza�i de cidru. 1452 01:34:01,614 --> 01:34:04,747 - Mul�umim, Jean-Yves. - Cu pl�cere. Mul�umesc. La revedere. 1453 01:34:04,771 --> 01:34:06,771 Mul�umesc. Mul�umesc mult. 1454 01:34:11,717 --> 01:34:12,975 Pot s� pun o �ntrebare. 1455 01:34:13,010 --> 01:34:15,178 Nu, �mi pare r�u, s-a terminat... 1456 01:34:27,399 --> 01:34:29,708 Vrei te rec�s�tore�ti cu mine? 1457 01:34:32,279 --> 01:34:35,114 �tii c� �n familia mea, prima c�s�torie nu �ine. 1458 01:34:36,075 --> 01:34:37,784 Ai v�zut-o pe a noastr�. 1459 01:34:39,244 --> 01:34:43,206 Dar dac� te rec�s�tore�ti cu primul so�, el devine, tehnic, al doilea. 1460 01:34:43,832 --> 01:34:45,625 �i asta ar trebui s� func�ioneze. 1461 01:34:46,543 --> 01:34:47,585 Ce zici? 1462 01:34:50,005 --> 01:34:52,090 Nu, nu cred c� e... 1463 01:34:53,592 --> 01:34:55,051 Te iubesc. 1464 01:34:56,220 --> 01:34:57,887 Taci, te rog. 1465 01:35:43,142 --> 01:35:44,225 Vino. 1466 01:35:47,271 --> 01:35:48,271 Stai aici. 1467 01:37:18,354 --> 01:37:20,188 Asta a fost tot. Sf�r�it. 1468 01:37:21,315 --> 01:37:22,398 Ce p�rere ai? 1469 01:37:24,652 --> 01:37:26,110 Este o poveste frumoas�. 1470 01:37:26,654 --> 01:37:28,446 Dar tu te sim�i mai bine? 1471 01:37:28,614 --> 01:37:29,656 Da... 1472 01:37:32,785 --> 01:37:33,952 La dracu... 1473 01:37:34,061 --> 01:37:35,328 Am luat-o de la cap�t. 1474 01:37:38,249 --> 01:37:39,541 Este o nebunie! 1475 01:37:39,875 --> 01:37:41,834 Am crezut c� o s�-�i fac� bine. 1476 01:37:42,419 --> 01:37:44,629 Da, da, m� simt mai bine. 1477 01:37:45,631 --> 01:37:48,967 Nu, este vinul, �ampania... 1478 01:37:49,260 --> 01:37:51,719 iar voi, sunte�i at�t de dr�gu�i... 1479 01:37:54,348 --> 01:37:57,542 Chiar dac� povestea nu este adev�rat�... 1480 01:37:57,567 --> 01:37:58,625 Este. 1481 01:37:58,694 --> 01:37:59,802 Este adev�rat�. 1482 01:37:59,870 --> 01:38:02,480 Dar chiar dac� nu era, pu�in �mi pas�. 1483 01:38:02,606 --> 01:38:03,856 E penibil�. 1484 01:38:05,359 --> 01:38:06,526 �mi pare r�u. 1485 01:38:06,694 --> 01:38:09,112 Da, da, haide! 1486 01:38:09,446 --> 01:38:11,364 - Pentru noi! - Cr�ciun Fericit! 1487 01:38:13,242 --> 01:38:17,069 - De ce nu sunt aici �n aceast� sear�? - Au plecat �n Insulele Galapagos. 1488 01:38:17,496 --> 01:38:20,582 Scuze, o urgen�� la cabinet. O doamn� bolnav�. 1489 01:38:20,749 --> 01:38:23,001 Valerie, �i-l prezint pe Pierre. 1490 01:38:23,586 --> 01:38:24,669 Pierre? 1491 01:38:25,045 --> 01:38:27,463 Pierre, Isabelle. 1492 01:38:28,257 --> 01:38:29,382 Nu, �nceta�i odat�... 1493 01:38:29,967 --> 01:38:33,360 Nu. Trebuie s� �nceta�i cu chestia asta. M� face�i s� ar�t ca un idiot. 1494 01:38:33,428 --> 01:38:34,637 Nu, nu, deloc. 1495 01:38:35,055 --> 01:38:36,639 Eu nu cred. 1496 01:38:37,182 --> 01:38:38,182 �nc�ntat�. 1497 01:38:39,435 --> 01:38:40,602 �nc�ntat. 1498 01:38:41,937 --> 01:38:45,148 D�-mi cadourile. Drag�, pune-le sub brad! 1499 01:38:45,316 --> 01:38:47,609 A�eaz�-te, relaxeaz�-te. A�eaz�-te �i tu, Valerie. 1500 01:38:47,776 --> 01:38:49,944 Gusta�i tortul. Este delicios. 1501 01:38:50,112 --> 01:38:52,447 Valerie, termin�-�i tortul. Dac� nu, va trebui s� discut�m. 1502 01:38:52,615 --> 01:38:56,826 Deci, e bine, este �ampanie, este frumos, este sublim, este Cr�ciunul, da? 1503 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,800 Traducerea �i adaptarea: LuScarGi 1504 01:39:13,824 --> 01:39:15,324 Revizuire: muLineZu 1505 01:39:23,125 --> 01:39:26,325 UN PLAN PERFECT 1506 01:39:36,901 --> 01:39:39,611 Fac o economie de... 1507 01:39:40,112 --> 01:39:41,654 280 euro... 1508 01:39:43,741 --> 01:39:46,534 Salvez... unde e sacul meu? 1509 01:39:46,952 --> 01:39:48,495 Totu�i, nu e nimic grav? 1510 01:39:51,674 --> 01:39:53,474 Relu�m! 1511 01:39:54,585 --> 01:39:57,420 - Aceasta nu este comestibil�. Ai v�zut? - Da. 1512 01:39:59,632 --> 01:40:03,009 Nu exist� hazard �n via��, doar destin. 1513 01:40:06,639 --> 01:40:07,764 Nu... 1514 01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:11,559 �l �nlocuiesc pe Guytou. 1515 01:40:14,021 --> 01:40:16,898 Cred c� au spus "ac�iune". 1516 01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:22,570 Timid�? 1517 01:40:22,738 --> 01:40:24,255 �mi pare r�u. 1518 01:40:24,281 --> 01:40:25,698 Timid�. Sigur, da. 1519 01:40:25,866 --> 01:40:27,242 Ac�iune! 1520 01:40:30,037 --> 01:40:33,373 Beurkys sunt animale mici... �mi pare r�u. 1521 01:40:36,627 --> 01:40:38,962 A fost a doua oar� deja. 1522 01:40:39,839 --> 01:40:45,218 Femeia decide dac� �l urmeaz� sau nu pe viitorul ei so� �n colib�. 1523 01:40:47,571 --> 01:40:48,571 Da. 1524 01:40:48,595 --> 01:40:50,595 A�teapt�! 1525 01:40:50,599 --> 01:40:51,975 �n colib�... 1526 01:40:56,939 --> 01:40:59,691 ...urmeaz� viitorul ei so� �n colib�. 1527 01:40:59,859 --> 01:41:01,526 Ceea ce este minunat este c� 1528 01:41:01,652 --> 01:41:05,321 ea va recupera orkila... 1529 01:41:06,073 --> 01:41:09,033 �n colib�... de la intrarea �n colib�... 1530 01:41:11,454 --> 01:41:14,581 ...viitorul ei so� �n colib�. �i... 1531 01:41:23,174 --> 01:41:24,466 Bine, hai. 1532 01:41:25,217 --> 01:41:27,969 Dac� ea recupereaz� orkila... 1533 01:41:28,137 --> 01:41:30,305 �i, la r�ndul s�u... 1534 01:41:37,062 --> 01:41:38,813 D�-i drumul, Coco. Termin�-i. 1535 01:41:44,028 --> 01:41:46,696 Un b�rbat z�mbe�te, un altul pl�nge... 1536 01:41:47,198 --> 01:41:48,948 ciclul crud al vie�ii. 1537 01:41:49,492 --> 01:41:51,201 Miroase a picioare, nu-i a�a? 1538 01:41:54,079 --> 01:41:56,122 Dar te iubesc. 1539 01:41:58,542 --> 01:41:59,542 Scuz�-m�. 1540 01:42:06,091 --> 01:42:08,343 - Ce? - Am morm�it �n limba rus�. 1541 01:42:09,386 --> 01:42:11,304 Totul e �n regul�, e bine, e bine. 1542 01:42:13,897 --> 01:42:14,897 ...�n fund... 1543 01:42:25,528 --> 01:42:27,070 Da, scuz�-m�. 1544 01:42:30,282 --> 01:42:31,491 Totul e �n regul�? 1545 01:42:45,548 --> 01:42:46,589 Este de ajuns. 111776