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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,464 Hi, Mr. Andy Wong 2 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,820 Reporter of Asia Media Weekly 3 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,484 I've already ran a background check on you 4 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,654 We'd like to do an interview and shoot some photos 5 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,489 Sure, no problem 6 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,890 People call you Hong Kong's King of Porn 7 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,696 They say you created a whole new style of pornography 8 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,197 What's your take on that? 9 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,603 They're being nice, but it's true... 10 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:28,604 ...our magazine has the highest circulation indeed 11 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,788 This way Sure 12 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:40,696 Are you embarrassed by having photo's taken 13 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,321 with this many naked women? 14 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,922 Not at all 15 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,358 In the last few years, I've had more than 10,000 16 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,219 women strip in front of my face 17 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:53,765 according to information 18 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:57,135 You and your partner John are both graduated from a university 19 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:59,171 Why would university graduates turn to porn publishing? 20 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,752 Can you tell us more about your background? 21 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,094 How did you meet John? 22 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,296 I was a scriptwriter in a television station 23 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,998 But my career was going nowhere 24 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,200 Then a publishing company hired me 25 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,801 That was how it all started 26 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,237 I met John at the editorial department 27 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,172 We hit it off instantly 28 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:36,733 and became instant friends 29 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,543 What's up? 30 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,712 Angus, how many are they firing this week? 31 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:44,653 I heard over a dozen got the pink slip downstairs 32 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,786 That's sad 33 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,621 I don't think it'll affect us 34 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,257 We are pillars in this organization 35 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,458 Right, we're pillars 36 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:08,191 This is so painful to watch 37 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,899 For you 38 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,934 John, I wish they had fired me instead 39 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,259 You know I don't really need the income 40 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,094 I'm not in it for the money 41 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:30,729 This one's yours 42 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,531 Please clean up and leave by 5pm 43 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,800 Or we'll call security 44 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,961 Come on, was that attitude necessary 45 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,413 What's the big plan? 46 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,589 Get another job, I guess 47 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,957 Maybe we should start something 48 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,558 Like what? 49 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,911 We're in publishing, let's start a magazine 50 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,156 What kind of magazine? 51 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,545 They fired a lot of us today 52 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:24,149 That's fine, my boss said I'm up for a raise 53 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,051 I'll provide for you 54 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,792 That makes me feel so useless 55 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,802 Of course not, I think you're talented 56 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,860 You just need the right opportunity 57 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,595 This could be the chance 58 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,497 I discussed with a bunch of old colleagues 59 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:42,618 We have an idea for a Shoppers' guide for youngsters 60 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,455 I haven't promised anything 61 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,745 How much money will you need? 62 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,042 Less than a hundred grand each 63 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:54,279 It's not a problem for me, because I don't have any 64 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,520 I do 65 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,669 You do? 66 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,419 All right! 67 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:03,688 What do you think? 68 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,289 Top notch! 69 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,259 This couch is fantastic 70 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,326 It's virtually perfection 71 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,929 For some reasons, the partners all landed jobs quickly 72 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,732 John joined a newspaper's adult entertainment page 73 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,400 Can you just wait a minute 74 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:18,621 I've submitted your pieces to my boss 75 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,211 He should be out quickly 76 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,142 You like your drink? 77 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,232 Boss OK 78 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,614 John, these two articles are crap 79 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,683 Totally unreadable 80 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:33,485 It's a simplified menu for hookers 81 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,986 Just names of women and their rates 82 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,487 We need more descriptions 83 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,859 You his boss? 84 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,093 Who are you? 85 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:44,796 This is Mr. Lam, the massage parlor expert 86 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,631 And that is George 87 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,833 He is a pimp 88 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,268 If we can write well, we won't need to drive hookers around 89 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,629 Idiot! 90 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,639 What the fuck you want? Do you need our tips or what? 91 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,441 I told you we're only providing tips 92 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:57,576 Fine... 93 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:58,743 I don't care 94 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:01,364 Spend a few hundred dollars 95 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,348 Get someone to rewrite these 96 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,016 I need them to be entertaining 97 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,317 As if 98 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,920 These two are legends in the industry 99 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,341 Yes OK? 100 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,359 4-Eyes became a TV reporter 101 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,895 Mike worked in real estate 102 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,636 Ben joined an accounting firm 103 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,352 I didn't find any work 104 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,609 Let's think of a name for the pimp 105 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,374 He's real name is Dragon 106 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,977 Lung's to generic, need to spice it up 107 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:34,913 What are his physical attributes? 108 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,081 He's quite stocky 109 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,617 Fat Dragon then, simple enough 110 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,538 Easy to recall, Fat Dragon it is 111 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,461 As for the Massage Parlor guy 112 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,025 His name is Jones, he's quite skinny in person 113 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,806 Skinny Jones? 114 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,262 How about Boney Jones 115 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,696 Boney Jones it is! 116 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,865 Fat Dragon and Boney Jones, sounds good 117 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,799 Who's going to be which? 118 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,368 Who'll be Fat Dragon and who'll play Boney Jones? 119 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,536 Let's do this together 120 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,870 We'll switch daily 121 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,906 I'll take Boney today and you can be Dragon 122 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,173 Then we switch tomorrow 123 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,594 Sure... 124 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,385 The Guide's called Look Guide? 125 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,358 Sounds like drop dead in Cantonese! 126 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,739 The name was your idea! 127 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,130 I thought you know how to change luck with names 128 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,132 How could we call our guide drop dead 129 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,199 It was all because you called 130 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,201 And said there wasn't anytime left 131 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,237 You could have used Luck 132 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,718 Or Lucky 133 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:34,906 Should I have used the name Luke instead 134 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,074 Why not? 135 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,143 But how could you have chosen the word Look 136 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,378 Grammatically doesn't make any sense! 137 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,646 Good news! 138 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,507 I looked over, but our guide... 139 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,185 uh-oh, look guide indeed 140 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,566 Lots of reader letters? 141 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,524 A pile for Fat Dragon, and another for Boney Jones 142 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,392 It's only been one day 143 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,293 This is awesome 144 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,001 I asked the distributor 145 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,337 He says only two kinds of books make money now 146 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,998 This is one 147 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,299 And this is the other 148 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,478 Let's have your opinions 149 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:14,839 4-eyes 150 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,667 Personally, I'm a Christian 151 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,018 I have a strict stand in these things 152 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:23,179 I think text books can help students 153 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,358 I agree with 4-eyes 154 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,399 We can study the school curriculum 155 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,429 Make friends with school teachers 156 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:34,065 I'm sure we can sell these books easily 157 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,034 I just want to know our investment 158 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,936 How many books do we sell to make our money back 159 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:38,737 Pubic hair! 160 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,578 You saw a lot? 161 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,875 How about you, John? 162 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,784 I... 163 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,999 I think text book is a good idea 164 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,354 I bought lots of them when I was in school... 165 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,405 Fuck every hole she has 166 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,095 Use your hands when necessary 167 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,996 ...for exercise 168 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,749 Text book, that's a good idea 169 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,612 It's a brilliant idea 170 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,927 I agree a hundred percent 171 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,970 Let's put this to a vote 172 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,606 Those in favor of text books? 173 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,686 Those in favor of porn magazines? 174 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,335 Good morning 175 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,318 We're looking for Mr. Dai 176 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,653 Whom shall I say is looking? 177 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,054 You can tell him it's John 178 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:03,755 Wait a minute 179 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:04,956 Thanks 180 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,337 I want another headline 181 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,160 A bunch of useless hacks! 182 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,653 How are you two youngsters? 183 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,229 Sit... 184 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,671 Go on! 185 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,705 Coffee? 186 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,207 Two cups of coffee, Darlene! 187 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,408 You're too kind 188 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,976 Scrap that then 189 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,845 How are you guys? 190 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,247 Our industry really needs people like you two 191 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,082 Full of creative talents 192 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,223 We've met before... 193 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,353 John 194 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,255 Of course, John, we've met 195 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,890 Twice, right? 196 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,825 We publish anything 197 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,666 Diet Magazines 198 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,928 Theology books 199 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,129 Aeronautical Science 200 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:50,093 Encyclopedia of Herbal Medicine 201 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,638 I wrote this myself, Japanese for Beginners 202 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,573 I'm Nakamura Naoko 203 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,834 What's your big idea? 204 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,314 Haven't you guys prepared anything 205 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,915 We haven't 206 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,619 We just want to print a porn magazine 207 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,654 We don't print porn here 208 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,256 How dirty can you go? 209 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,490 I am Fat Dragon 210 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,525 and I'm Boney Jones 211 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,726 Or sometimes I am Fat Dragon 212 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,927 And I am Boney Jones 213 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,431 You should've said something earlier 214 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,233 Darlene, bring in the red wine! 215 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:22,967 Sit down please 216 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,804 Japan had had Guidebook to Hookers for quite some 217 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,373 Were you the first to do something like that in Hong Kong 218 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,934 Yes, purely by coincidence 219 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,178 Fat Dragon and Boney Jones were such a hit 220 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,014 I knew then that this would become the trend for porn magazines 221 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,184 Even though nobody else believed in us 222 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,552 It was more difficult than 223 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,487 we imagined it to be 224 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,589 The other partners weren't helping 225 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,870 John and I did everything by ourselves 226 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,245 Ben, there are two guys looking for you 227 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,413 Hi, Mr. Ben 228 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,154 We're from Wild Side Magazine 229 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,450 He's John, I'm Andy 230 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,153 We'd like to request for an in depth interview 231 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,554 to promote your club 232 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,189 Or you can post an advertisement with us 233 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,158 No need for any advertising here 234 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,260 We've got lots of reliable customers already 235 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,195 But... although this place is a hit... 236 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,197 This place could be an even bigger hit 237 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,166 We can write recommendations for the girls here... 238 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,907 I told you it's not necessary 239 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,479 Come over here, mister 240 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,248 What environment? 241 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,989 It's fucking quiet these days 242 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,972 No one can get a fucking customer, damn it 243 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,992 Guys, looking for a good massage? 244 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,893 What's up, bro? 245 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,196 Chippy told us to come here 246 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,131 Said we should look for the Ma Brothers 247 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:00,932 Right... 248 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,073 Chippy recommended? 249 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,670 I'm Big Ma, he's Little Ma 250 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,337 How are you? 251 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,805 Sit please 252 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,166 Thanks 253 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,244 What's on your mind? 254 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,045 We'd like to launch a magazine 255 00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:16,883 (drop dead) 256 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,716 It'll be a one of its kind guide to the sex trade 257 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,318 An extraordinary guide 258 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,154 We'd like to interview you both and the girls who work for you 259 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,655 Do some marketing for you 260 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,060 This is fucking funny 261 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,762 What kind of an idea is that? 262 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,143 Prostitution marketing? 263 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,001 What are your names? 264 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,536 I'm John, this is Andy 265 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,737 John fucking Andy 266 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,458 No, I'm Andy 267 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,207 Kidding... 268 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:46,875 Have you guys ever tried hookers before? 269 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,148 What? 270 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,149 I haven't 271 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,051 Neither have I... 272 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:57,422 You haven't even tried it yourselves yet you want to market our trade? 273 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,923 This is fucking hilarious 274 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,694 Anyway, I've got the time, so I'll have fun with you guys 275 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,495 Get the girls out here 276 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,697 Hold on 277 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,438 Girls, get the hell out here! 278 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,702 Customers? 279 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,063 Hurry! 280 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,244 Come on, hurry 281 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:21,116 I'll show you what real prostitutes are 282 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,908 These girls are all prostitutes 283 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,418 Whores for short 284 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,019 Choose one 285 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,456 Shit, stop pretending 286 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,691 Do you know what's rule number one? 287 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,227 Hookers hate shy guys, they won't give you head 288 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,128 OK, I'll pick for you 289 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:37,996 Gosh, you're too much... 290 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,437 Ling, take off your tops 291 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,734 Watch out for a nose bleed 292 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,568 Now that's what I call headlights 293 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,602 Good stuff 294 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,304 Fuck, stop pretending 295 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,325 Coco, take it off 296 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,676 Chandeliers Guaranteed nose bleed! 297 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,444 Good stuff, eh? 298 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,879 Come over here 299 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,981 I bet you're just pretending 300 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,822 Make some room 301 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,553 Didn't you say you want to market this stuff 302 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,555 You can feel it up close now 303 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,716 Judge for yourselves if they're real 304 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,781 Feel it 305 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,017 Come on 306 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,268 This is what I call a real pro 307 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,806 Great 308 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,041 Sorry 309 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,243 You touched it, you pay for it 310 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:25,910 What? 311 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,612 Why do you think they call it the flesh trade 312 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,113 You said you wanted to publish a magazine 313 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,250 I just taught you an important lesson 314 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,611 Pay up 315 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,354 You guys keep this in mind 316 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,855 If you want to publish a Guide to Whores 317 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,491 You have to understand two sorts of people 318 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,352 The hooker's and the customer's 319 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,155 Understand? 320 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,578 Understood, Big Ma 321 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,094 Thanks for the lesson 322 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,912 Take care of it 323 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:07,018 I hear you're the expert in getting women to undress 324 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,039 Only women I know 325 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,288 What do you guys want, tell her 326 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,293 Come on 327 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,856 Dance, then undress... 328 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,000 Do a little dance, then squeeze your tits 329 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,830 Touch your tits, then squeeze your nipples 330 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,182 Take off cushion 331 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,483 No... 332 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,165 I have a shaver, need to shave armpit hair? 333 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,671 OK? 334 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,160 Just relax 335 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,563 Yeah! 336 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,799 Come on... 337 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,801 Quick... strip... 338 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,642 Quick... Up... 339 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,053 Shoe... No Shoe... 340 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,915 Up... Quick... 341 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,638 Chair... Yeah... 342 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,250 Perfect... 343 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,152 Stop! 344 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,814 Don't go all the way, that's perfect 345 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,298 Really, then I'm not taking it off 346 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,981 What the hell are you doing? 347 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,437 You got us all excited 348 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,939 what are going to do now? 349 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,542 You're a man too, you know what porn magazines need 350 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,378 Seriously, when we set out to publish this 351 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,614 it was a monumental decision 352 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,815 to put it bluntly 353 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,750 Nothing can stop us now 354 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,986 Don't be in the way, brother! 355 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,187 I know what you mean 356 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:28,036 I'm ok to make some adjustments with my art 357 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,329 I'm also a horny guy myself 358 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,850 But figure out a way to convince her first 359 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,000 Artistic maestro 360 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:40,001 have you ever been beaten up during a photo shoot? 361 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,813 That's it, perfect! 362 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,611 Now I know pornography equals art 363 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,172 and art equals pornography 364 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,358 Good porn means good art 365 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,415 there it is... I can see clearly now 366 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,878 This is good porn 367 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,548 Perfection! Good porn! Good art! 368 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,871 Check this out 369 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,777 Tom's dick so long it bends 370 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,812 Nicole's oral techniques are heaven sent 371 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,748 They start fighting but have sex in the end 372 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,849 Finish this pizza and lick it again 373 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,458 Imagine her mouth must be really oily 374 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,795 Finish this pizza... and just fuck it again? 375 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,829 Fuck it again 376 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,690 Fuck again it is! Fuck it again 377 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,840 We're all here, you're the only one missing 378 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,610 Hurry up 379 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,232 Is that the one? 380 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:15,966 Can't be 381 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,268 Don't panic, this isn't it 382 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,536 I think it is 383 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,257 Go after it! 384 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,992 You're all here? 385 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,769 Why didn't you guys get a cab? 386 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,437 Shut up, let's order first 387 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:54,472 Let's get Pork Bone Congee 388 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,840 Congee under this weather? 389 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,101 They're famous for it 390 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,123 Fine, 4 bowls of pork bone congee 391 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,749 This is the area's leading magazine stall 392 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,450 Should give a good indication of our magazine's sales 393 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,685 It's extremely indicative 394 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,986 Is this a new magazine? 395 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,321 Just arrived, hot off the Press 396 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,188 Can I open it up? 397 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,029 Sure, go ahead 398 00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,952 Look, a customer 399 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,993 It's really good 400 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,543 Buy it! Buy it! 401 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,013 Pretty hot indeed! 402 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,554 Buy it... 403 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,317 Fat Dragon and Boney Jones are in it? 404 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:41,385 I'll take this 405 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,806 Bought! 406 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,331 If Passion Magazine makes money 407 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,001 I shall donate half of my earnings to charity 408 00:23:57,002 --> 00:24:00,571 I'll give it all to my mom, she still thinks I'm useless 409 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,473 I'll invest in printing educational textbooks 410 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:06,076 Do some charity work to balance off my guilt 411 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,997 I'll buy a bigger flat for Fanny 412 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,574 So we can live comfortably 413 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:16,754 Pamela dreamt of owning her own fashion label 414 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,022 If I have the money 415 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,858 I'll use it to develop her label 416 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,539 Are we day dreaming or what? 417 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,167 I guess so 418 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,536 Sold out? 419 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,870 $5 for newspaper 420 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:06,871 $5 421 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:07,938 I'm paying for this 422 00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:11,442 Sorry, bro, this isn't for sale, it's my copy 423 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,476 Not for sale? 424 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,144 Sir, you're pretty old already 425 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,146 I would hate for you to pop a vein reading this 426 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:18,115 Old men are still men 427 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,683 Frankly speaking 428 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,486 this is the first issue, I want to keep a copy 429 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,555 It's an instant best seller 430 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,590 A mint condition first copy will go up in value 431 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,526 They can always re-print That's right 432 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,827 You don't get it 433 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:32,796 When they do, it'll say re-print on the cover 434 00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:34,131 You're right 435 00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,452 Careful, don't ruin it 436 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,069 Congratulations, mister 437 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,871 I won't fight over this with you, it's all yours 438 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,540 Keep it well, thanks 439 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,340 That's right 440 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,976 This issue will be worth a lot of money in the future 441 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,817 Trust me Yeah? 442 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:48,846 Even the plastic cover! 443 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:51,947 Let's go have some shark's fin soup 444 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:03,494 According to my research, the first issue of Passion Magazine 445 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,063 sold over a hundred thousand copies 446 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,304 Wow! 447 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:11,001 It broke the record of the sales of pornographic magazines 448 00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:13,982 Because John and I used our heads 449 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,807 Previous porno magazines didn't involve the night club scene 450 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,175 But we've set a different trend 451 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:21,576 We could make a nightspot an instant hit 452 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,984 Your turn, sir 453 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,452 C'mon boy, your turn 454 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,254 Sorry, you all have to wait for a while 455 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,189 Not for long, I promise... 456 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:32,890 It's a busy day out here 457 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,358 Just hurry up 458 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:35,926 It's fucking John and Andy 459 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,927 We'll drink to that 460 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,708 Cheers Cheers 461 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,669 You guys sure have your ways 462 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,805 Now every girl in this joint 463 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,274 accounts for maybe 30 customers daily 464 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,835 Can't cope with the demand 465 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,751 Thank you both 466 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,915 If I didn't have the foresight to see the potential 467 00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,516 in you two 468 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,386 We're not going to hit the jackpot like we have now 469 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:05,356 Our joint is literally filled with horny sperms 470 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,558 Business is literally fucking good 471 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,126 Thank you for your compliment 472 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,895 Your precious teachings worked out well for us 473 00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:13,364 Nobody believed in us back then 474 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,967 Without our interview with you, there would be no magazines 475 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,703 Andy, I know you're good at this 476 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,705 Help me get some new ideas 477 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,475 I want to fire up this joint even more 478 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,077 Let's fucking bring the house down 479 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,579 You guys must know how 480 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,781 Come on, stop keeping the ideas to yourselves 481 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,516 You guys want to bring down the house? 482 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:33,757 Yeah 483 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,380 You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it 484 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,644 Passion 485 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,993 Boss, this way to room no. 9, watch your step 486 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,595 Maggie, hurry 487 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:45,529 Where are you going? 488 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,897 I'm exhausted Hurry up! 489 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:49,698 Take good care of our customer 490 00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:54,763 Come on, what's taking so long? 491 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,377 Jeez, this is so hot... 492 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,518 This is even better 493 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,750 Officer Cheung 494 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,319 Outside a sex den in Portland Street 495 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,889 We have about a hundred people queuing up 496 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,891 Reportedly Passion Magazine is treating readers 497 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,325 to free sex with hookers 498 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:18,366 Should we do something about this? 499 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:32,395 You two get on the van 500 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,027 I invited you both 501 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,043 Because you've gone to far 502 00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:45,313 You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it 503 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,826 Officer, you have nothing on us 504 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:51,061 Yes, we consulted our legal adviser... 505 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:54,702 Right, having fun does not mean prostitution 506 00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:58,895 But... 507 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,172 the newspapers today reported about this 508 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:05,943 I got you both out to talk things out on the record 509 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,679 So I'll have something to show my superiors 510 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,281 What do you want then, Officer Cheung 511 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:13,784 I can't teach you what to say 512 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,645 You just need to tell the truth 513 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,949 You guys started a joke with your readers 514 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,795 Didn't think they would actually believe you guys 515 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,931 As to what they did up in the sex den 516 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,300 You'll of course confess that you don't know anything 517 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:32,861 Remember me, I'm SP Cheung 518 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,373 I hope you don't fall into my hands in the future 519 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,042 If not, I won't be just taking you out for a spin 520 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:43,283 I'll take you back to the precinct for a cup of coffee 521 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,515 Understood 522 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:50,952 Where are you guys, why are you not here yet? 523 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,409 Come on 524 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,801 Sorry... 525 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,968 We're late, sorry 526 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,370 The big boss is waiting 527 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:07,731 Thanks 528 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:14,077 Sorry 529 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:15,646 Mr. Tong Fook, really sorry 530 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,347 You said to proceed to Comewell 531 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,615 I thought I heard you say the supermarket next door 532 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,117 Waited there for 30 minutes 533 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:23,187 It's true, we haven't had dinner yet 534 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:27,008 You two idiots wrote bad things about our joint 535 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,665 We didn't 536 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,727 Seriously, Mr. Tong 537 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,363 We always tell the truth, nothing less 538 00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:34,544 Yes 539 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,206 Up yours! 540 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,748 Of course you did! 541 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,942 You don't know who I am, do you? 542 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:48,163 Let me show you something interesting 543 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:51,926 This scar runs from my chest to my ass 544 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,766 Long time ago 545 00:30:58,089 --> 00:31:00,829 Someone tried to bad mouth me 546 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:04,486 I asked them for a meeting 547 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,749 Every person 548 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,765 had two big cleavers 549 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,809 Cleavers! 550 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,558 This scar... 551 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,407 was a memento of that day 552 00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:20,611 As to those fools 553 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,232 They were cut into 4 pieces 554 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,425 Fuck 555 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:32,122 Your joint sucked for real, we simply told the truth 556 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,683 What the hell do you mean? 557 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,362 Shit! Do you know how to run a sex den? 558 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,964 Don't blame others for your own ignorance 559 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:42,666 If we die today 560 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:43,967 your business will suck just the same 561 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,469 Tell you what, I don't know much 562 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,271 But I know how to make a joint succeed 563 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,805 That's right 564 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,346 Assholes! 565 00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:01,249 Look, I'm in this business to make money 566 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,462 not to make enemies 567 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,678 Why don't we all sit and have dinner? 568 00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,896 Let's all get to know each other better, yes? 569 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:14,197 OK... 570 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,741 Give them some wine 571 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,306 Since it's our first meeting 572 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,042 I'd like to show you something you've never seen before 573 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,644 My double blade technique will blow you away 574 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,125 Great... 575 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,977 Really good 576 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,353 Brilliant! 577 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:38,074 Beautiful... 578 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:41,858 Encore... 579 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:43,939 Continue please... 580 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,771 Miss, when will Mr. Dai give me my check? 581 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:55,839 My employees are waiting for their salaries 582 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,141 I really don't know when he will be free 583 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,444 Don't leave me out in charitable endeavors 584 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,778 Just name the amount 585 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,713 Sky is the limit 586 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,134 Mr. Dai 587 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,717 Do you know what was my ambition growing up? 588 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,485 To run a charitable institution, seriously 589 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,619 Goodbye! Thank you, Mr. Dai 590 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,700 Walk the guest out 591 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:12,856 Mr. Dai 592 00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:14,257 I know... 593 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,693 Shirley, get Raymond in, we have a publishing meeting 594 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,295 Mr. Dai, I... 595 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:19,730 Can you wait a few more minutes? 596 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,565 I'm really busy, got meetings to attend 597 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,934 If you can't wait, come back another day 598 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,569 I need to go into this meeting Mr. Dai... 599 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,050 Shirley! 600 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,320 Unbelievable! 601 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,270 God damn it 602 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,780 This is what we're paid for this month 603 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:38,021 Why? 604 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,517 Why do we have to be like beggars on the street 605 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,318 The magazine was a best seller 606 00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,508 Fuck it 607 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,558 Why do we have to go through this? 608 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:50,527 Fuck him, we want our money 609 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,863 How much is his share worth? 610 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,064 Let's buy it off him 611 00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:02,464 Don't we have enough cash? 612 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,809 I agree, but I don't have the money 613 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,244 Neither do I 614 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,679 I got loads, but haven't earned them yet 615 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,749 Not me, I'd rather have a smaller stake in this 616 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,952 I'll get a loan and use my flat as collateral 617 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:18,789 I should also ask my girlfriend to do the same 618 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,190 We should buy the magazine 619 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:22,391 You're my best buddy 620 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:32,702 John wants to buy Passion back from Mr. Dai 621 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:36,039 He asked Fanny to use the house as collateral 622 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,280 Yeah 623 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:39,395 That's risky 624 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:41,678 I tried to talk him out of it 625 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,539 How much was Dai's share in it? 626 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:48,952 He wouldn't release his rights for less than HK$1.5 Million 627 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:52,173 This flat was intended to be my dowry 628 00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,281 What do you mean? 629 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:04,085 I'm betting my future on you, get it? 630 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,910 Do you get it? 631 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,940 Understood 632 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,937 Finally, we own this thing 633 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,949 Congratulations 634 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:21,864 Congrats 635 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:26,427 We can start kicking ass now that we fully own it 636 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:30,272 This issue's theme 637 00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:33,897 Camouflage girl in the jungle takes a facial 638 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:34,865 Good! 639 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,234 Remember shoot on the face, not on her breasts 640 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:38,201 Go ahead and do it 641 00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:41,062 We'll show you the proofs later 642 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,576 I'm coming, please look at the camera 643 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,928 Two men? I don't do threesomes 644 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,065 We're reporters from Passion Magazine 645 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,800 Here to interview Titty Bird 646 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,581 Oh, reporters 647 00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:14,704 Sorry 648 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,999 I'm getting the door, please come in 649 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,704 Come in, don't be shy 650 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,115 It's fine 651 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,783 Come on in, the place is crowded 652 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:28,684 Sit down please 653 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,167 7-up for you guys? 654 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,026 We don't get up 7 times that fast, Coke please 655 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,927 Sure, Coke then 656 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,722 No coke or 7-up's 657 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:57,879 No soft drinks, but I have popsicle 658 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:01,451 But only one left, can you share? 659 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:03,952 Have some, it tastes good 660 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:07,857 It's ok, we'll help ourselves 661 00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,658 I'll put it here, just take it 662 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,434 Here are our name cards, I'm the publisher 663 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,275 I'm the deputy 664 00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:24,665 Who's the publisher and who's the deputy? 665 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:25,809 I'm Andy, the publisher 666 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,010 He's John, my deputy 667 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,781 How do you 668 00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:34,656 conduct your interviews? 669 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,354 Just tell us your main selling point 670 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,589 And we'll take some photo's 671 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,610 My selling point? 672 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:44,794 I've said it all in the voice recorder 673 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,696 Can you say the same thing again then? 674 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,897 OK, hang on a minute 675 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,983 Here and now? 676 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,459 Yes, tell it to us, hold on 677 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,016 Boss 678 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,491 Call me Titty Bird 679 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:05,193 I have big, bouncy tits 680 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:09,371 40 inches of the real stuff 681 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,829 My cleavage is deep 682 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:16,778 My nipples are small and pinkish 683 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:20,055 I even swallow if you like 684 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,605 Body massage, 360 degree turn 685 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:25,854 I'll turn so good 686 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,917 like you wouldn't believe it 687 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,566 My pussy's tight and juicy 688 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,390 It'll suck you dry 689 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:37,426 And fuck you crazy 690 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,916 Only HK$300, really cheap 691 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,792 I'm waiting... 692 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,390 Does that work? 693 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,526 If it worked you wouldn't have needed us 694 00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:55,999 First of all, promise us one thing 695 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,234 You shouldn't be dishonest 696 00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:01,004 40 in. Bust line? You must be kidding 697 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,406 And all the service you mentioned... 698 00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:05,575 Every other hooker in the business does it 699 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:08,645 Do you know what's rule no. 1 for this profession 700 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,180 not to tell your customers that you're cheap 701 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,315 If they want to save money they'll just jack off 702 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:15,585 Firstly, you need to hike up your price 703 00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:18,154 I have no customers now yet I should hike up prices? 704 00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,457 Trust us, we know these things 705 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:23,078 You will become Hong Kong's 706 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,114 number one hooker 707 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,430 I've never dreamt of becoming number one 708 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,687 Then put your faith in our two big... pens 709 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:01,831 Who are you looking for? 710 00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:05,652 Titty Bird, as recommended in Passion Magazine? 711 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,340 It's out? 712 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,301 See for yourself 713 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,290 You're pretty in person 714 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,353 Everything in it is true 715 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,251 Come in, I'll show you a good time 716 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,372 OK 717 00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:29,626 I'm looking for Titty Bird 718 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:30,987 Coming 719 00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:33,596 Come on in, Mister 720 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:34,964 You don't look like the picture at all 721 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,299 Stop looking at the picture, come in 722 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,467 I'm looking for Titty Bird 723 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:39,728 Just come on in first 724 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,870 Well? Should we try once more? 725 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:45,441 What? 726 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:51,157 If you couldn't make it the first time, we can do it again 727 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,350 Have you had enough rest? 728 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,119 When you're done we can start over 729 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,787 Is that alright? Come on 730 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,790 I'm complaining to the Passion Magazine for fraud against readers 731 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,592 The article talked about Titty Bird 732 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,094 But what I found was Shitty Bird 733 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,715 Completely different things 734 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:11,668 I am very disappointed by this complete disregard... 735 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,670 of responsible journalism 736 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:14,804 If this is the case... 737 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,473 Then I refuse to support the Passion Magazine from now on 738 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:20,474 And I will spread the worst word of mouth about it 739 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,751 Titty Bird 740 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,533 Get here you lazy whore 741 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,723 I'm busy... don't come in 742 00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:35,959 Just come back another day 743 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,660 Fine, I'll wait right here 744 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,496 Why don't you come in? 745 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,065 You have destroyed our reputation 746 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,500 Look at these complaint letters 747 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,368 They're all about you 748 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:47,449 Just come in first 749 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,772 Come in. Something wrong with your eyes? 750 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,641 Come in and we'll talk 751 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:52,742 Fine, I'll come in 752 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:56,983 Passion Magazine is in deep trouble now because of you 753 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,281 Customers? 754 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:03,219 I'm not a customer 755 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,355 Who are you? Ronaldo? 756 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,036 We're robbers, Mr. Publisher 757 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:14,163 Thanks to your magazine that pointed us here 758 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:15,865 Could you maybe sign an autograph? 759 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,700 What are your names? 760 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,836 Don't you dare tell him our real names 761 00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,938 Whatever then, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho 762 00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:25,339 Sorry, we need to finish off the robbery 763 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,879 Let's go, little brother 764 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,140 Thanks, Mr. Publisher 765 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,230 This way 766 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,720 Are they gone yet? 767 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,381 They're off 768 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:40,823 Untie me 769 00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:41,624 How do I do that? 770 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:43,326 They tied us really tight 771 00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,167 I'm so thirsty 772 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,697 What do you want to do about that? 773 00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:48,998 Don't 774 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,767 I'm bursting already 775 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,001 It's painful 776 00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:54,742 In a great hurry It's painful 777 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,059 Get something to drink 778 00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:02,245 You want me to drink condoms and lubricants? 779 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,614 I forgot to buy some drinks 780 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:07,150 This is fucking unbelievable 781 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,351 Uh-oh, I have to pee 782 00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:12,088 Don’t do it, its pointed right at my direction 783 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,256 I'm not thirsty 784 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,158 I can't hold it any longer 785 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,759 Let's untie ourselves first 786 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,660 Help me 787 00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,441 I have to pee 788 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,533 What are you biting? 789 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,134 Don't lick 790 00:44:08,879 --> 00:44:10,780 If you had served all your clients... 791 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:13,216 the way you served me just now 792 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,952 Then I wouldn't have had to come 793 00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:18,213 Sorry, I got too lazy 794 00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:22,776 I thought I could get others to substitute 795 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:25,333 I won't do it again 796 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,965 It's useless to say these now 797 00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,501 Why don't you write a formal apology 798 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,962 I'll publish it for you on the next issue 799 00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,425 OK 800 00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,736 How... 801 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:43,431 How much do I owe you? 802 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:46,716 I'll pay you for it 803 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,037 No need, we're friends 804 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:54,991 We haven't even reported this case 805 00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,712 Report what? 806 00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,961 This is my first time 807 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:02,002 I can't let others know about this 808 00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,000 You have a point 809 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:07,341 Don't worry, I'll work hard from now on 810 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:09,564 I promise I will 811 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:11,941 I remember you said to me 812 00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:15,462 that I can become number one in this trade 813 00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:25,814 my mistake! 814 00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,825 Titty Bird Promises never to do it again 815 00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:30,159 Mr. Boney Jones, I strongly recommend 816 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,360 this girl, number 77 817 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:34,430 She's the best 818 00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:36,065 Is this number 77 really any good? 819 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,934 Of course... if she was any good we wouldn’t need to promote her 820 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:40,203 Please do what you can to help 821 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:41,537 Turn the skank into the hottest princess 822 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,740 You know we don't lie, and we don't accept bribes 823 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,401 That's fine 824 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:48,036 What's no. 77's specialty? 825 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,788 Blow Jobs 826 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:55,323 She's blows so well 827 00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:57,754 that if she were a musician 828 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,435 she'd be in Kenny G's league 829 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:15,778 Mr. Jones 830 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,613 You've waited long? 831 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,727 I've never heard of anyone named Boney 832 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:29,137 It's my pseudonym 833 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,488 Let's start the interview, your name? 834 00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:34,029 Stop that 835 00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:36,478 Tess Tickles 836 00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,962 Tess, where are you form? 837 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,463 Guangdong... and Portugal 838 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,868 Yeah you look like you have mixed blood 839 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:48,189 How old are you, Tess? 840 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:52,108 We'll say 19... everyone says that 841 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:54,249 18 sounds too young 842 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,199 Vital stats? 843 00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:00,943 36- 22- 38? 844 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,155 You think my butt looks big 845 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:07,456 No... 846 00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:09,057 36- 22- 33 847 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,394 OK? OK 848 00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:13,355 Any specialties? 849 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:16,866 What are you good at? 850 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:19,101 I'm good at everything 851 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:20,942 Except massage 852 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,506 What specifically are your specialties then? 853 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:27,387 I prefer performing them than talking about them 854 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:28,911 Don't tickle me 855 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:30,746 You've got to feel it to be able to write it 856 00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:32,167 No need 857 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:35,918 How did you know that 858 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:38,659 I like doing it on the floor? 859 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,216 Cold... freezing 860 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:55,410 Hot! Too hot! 861 00:49:03,173 --> 00:49:04,713 It's cold 862 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,769 Cold... hot 863 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:11,172 Hot... cold... hot... cold 864 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:13,355 Hot! 865 00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:50,419 Tess Tickles' trademark fire and ice technique 866 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,655 Boney Jones felt like... Give it to me 867 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,725 shuttling between the equator and north pole 868 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,627 understanding the real pleasure of oral sex 869 00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:00,463 Stop reading it, you fucking shit 870 00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:03,265 This will go to print, everyone will be able to read it 871 00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:06,486 Won't matter once I finish writing it 872 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,048 Sorry 873 00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:44,933 I have more 874 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,702 Do you now? 875 00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,843 I have... this! 876 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:51,193 And this, too 877 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,451 Fire and Ice technique! 878 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:56,719 Want to try it? 879 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,120 Come on, baby! 880 00:50:58,121 --> 00:50:59,841 tess tickles 881 00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:03,559 How to perform the Fire and Ice Technique 882 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,094 Number 77, where are you going? 883 00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,329 There's a long queue waiting for you 884 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,565 It's like a rock concert, everyone chanting for 77 885 00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:10,733 Where are you going? 886 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:13,169 I need to go to the doctors 887 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,710 What for? 888 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,965 The doctor says if I keep on blowing 889 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,110 My jaws will lock permanently like this 890 00:51:21,111 --> 00:51:23,491 I can't do this anymore 891 00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:24,713 Bullshit 892 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:26,415 This shape is perfect for their sizes 893 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,416 If you don't do it, who will? 894 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,897 Go on... 895 00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:30,753 You're the Kenny G of massage parlors 896 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:31,987 No one does this like you do 897 00:51:31,988 --> 00:51:33,155 Come on 898 00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:34,356 No, it hurts 899 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,897 Mr. Chan! 900 00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:51,951 Andy and John, thank you for coming tonight 901 00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:54,310 It's going to be a blast, trust me 902 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:58,414 Just call earlier, I'll reserve the best room for you 903 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:01,016 We're ok, you don't have to show us around 904 00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:03,152 Stop kidding around John 905 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:05,020 Why don't I ask Kitty 906 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,455 to take our prettiest girls to have fun with you 907 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,624 We're tired of looking at pretty girls 908 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,785 Get us the ones with special talents 909 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,855 Special talents? 910 00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:25,626 What are you looking at? Scared? 911 00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:31,025 Can you play drinking games? 912 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:33,487 Drinking games, can you? 913 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,518 I can 914 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,694 You start 915 00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:40,782 Zero! Zero! 916 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:49,298 She claims to be the master at this game 917 00:52:49,299 --> 00:52:50,799 Start over Sure 918 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,901 I'll go first 919 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,022 OK 920 00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:55,296 5! 10! Drink up! 921 00:53:02,946 --> 00:53:04,046 Again 922 00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:06,916 You're pretty good, why don't we... 923 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:07,983 go with 6 bottles 924 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:09,584 Fine, sure 925 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:24,066 I don't think hospitality is her strong suit 926 00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,487 You bet 927 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:29,872 Come on 928 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,593 You go first 929 00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:33,475 Listen up 930 00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:34,656 15! 931 00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:35,924 10! 932 00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:37,579 Zero! 933 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,253 Finish that up 934 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:45,614 Thanks 935 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,690 Great 936 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:04,173 I think he's done 937 00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:05,834 No, I'm not 938 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,309 I don't believe I can't beat you 939 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,430 OK 940 00:54:12,048 --> 00:54:13,348 Let's 941 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,552 Stop playing stupid drinking games, let's... 942 00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:17,853 play strip games 943 00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:18,954 Bluff! 944 00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:20,375 Why not 945 00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:24,893 Off Please 946 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:27,055 Take it off 947 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:28,851 No 948 00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:31,300 No? You were pretty confident just now 949 00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:32,368 Off with it 950 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,836 Give me a chance 951 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,638 Chance? Let's go then 952 00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:38,107 How can I leave this way? 953 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,375 Just go 954 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,809 Give me something to wear 955 00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:43,370 Fine, take it off yourself 956 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:45,547 Now 957 00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,649 Stop teasing 958 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:48,430 Let's go then 959 00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,818 What now? 960 00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:50,619 For real? 961 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,154 Take it off 962 00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:53,575 Come on 963 00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:55,797 Too good to be true 964 00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:59,939 Any girl could get on magazine covers these days 965 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:03,432 Should our Passion try something new? 966 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,633 Let's get some ideas 967 00:55:09,773 --> 00:55:11,373 I have one 968 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,142 We can do current affairs 969 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,503 What?! 970 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:18,479 You know I'm not good at these 971 00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:21,461 Just trying to think of something 972 00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:24,953 Why don't we sensationalize our cover girls 973 00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,856 Just get women from all walks of life 974 00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:29,258 Then think of big stories to package them with 975 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:30,326 Pretty good 976 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,627 I like this idea 977 00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:34,068 We can maybe get a whore 978 00:55:34,898 --> 00:55:36,378 a hooker 979 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,646 or a masseuse 980 00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:42,188 and make her look like a lady, right? 981 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:45,972 Baby, I don't understand a word you're saying 982 00:55:47,243 --> 00:55:48,844 You won't have to 983 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:50,346 So long as the two of us understood 984 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,081 Who should we use for next issue 985 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:54,083 Who should it be? 986 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,804 Tess Tickles 987 00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:01,215 Whose testicles? 988 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:03,425 Who's Tess Tickles? 989 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:04,993 Your Tess Tickles 990 00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:06,894 Your testicles? 991 00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:10,632 What do you mean my Tess Tickles? 992 00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,167 Oh no, real estate prices crashing 993 00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:13,502 She licked your testicles 994 00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:16,063 so she's your Tess Tickles 995 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:20,153 Why did you get your testicles licked? 996 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:23,312 When did I ever get you to lick my testicles? 997 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:24,580 You licked his testicles? 998 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,248 I didn't lick his testicles 999 00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:27,750 He had his testicles licked 1000 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:29,485 That's why it's his Tess Tickles 1001 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:32,826 Why did you have your testicles licked? 1002 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:39,501 Yeah 1003 00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:47,041 I need to call 1004 00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,877 Tess Tickles 1005 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,079 It's my first time... 1006 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,740 First time? 1007 00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:01,483 As a cover girl, I mean 1008 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:03,452 I bought some Macau egg tarts 1009 00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,354 Not sure if it suits your taste 1010 00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:07,735 I'm referring to myself 1011 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,493 No problem at all 1012 00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:13,495 We have a professional photographer 1013 00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:17,076 Don't worry, my experience plus this camera 1014 00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:20,035 will make you look pretty no matter how ugly you are 1015 00:57:20,036 --> 00:57:21,136 Don't worry 1016 00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:23,637 He's an idiot, ignore him 1017 00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:27,073 John, tell her the theme we're going for 1018 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:30,045 The theme we're going for tonight 1019 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:31,586 is fruits 1020 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:34,016 This banana was made just for you 1021 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,984 It was modeled after someone's body part 1022 00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:37,686 Seriously, someone's banana is that big 1023 00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:40,127 Please take a seat there 1024 00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,328 Can I take off my clothes now 1025 00:57:46,329 --> 00:57:47,569 Sure 1026 00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:56,703 I'll assume the position first 1027 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,876 OK, ride on the banana 1028 00:58:00,877 --> 00:29:01,894 Like riding a pony 1029 00:29:01,895 --> 00:00:00,709 Right leg... ride on it Raise your right leg 1030 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:02,910 Raise your right leg 1031 00:00:03,780 --> 00:00:05,200 Hold on 1032 00:00:10,787 --> 00:00:12,147 Higher 1033 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:14,656 Good, hold it right there 1034 00:00:14,657 --> 00:00:16,124 open your mouth 1035 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:17,159 look happy 1036 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,380 look happy and slide it in your mouth 1037 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,534 I bit it off, sorry 1038 00:00:25,535 --> 00:00:26,768 Yours did not come off, we're fine 1039 00:00:26,769 --> 00:00:28,369 Keep it up 1040 00:00:30,974 --> 00:00:33,774 Try leaning your head this way 1041 00:00:34,143 --> 00:00:35,503 Better 1042 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,017 OK, that's enough 1043 00:00:42,018 --> 00:00:43,498 OK, stop 1044 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,854 Let's try using a finger 1045 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:48,535 Put a finger into your mouth 1046 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,225 Like this? 1047 00:00:58,501 --> 00:01:00,101 I guess so 1048 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,766 That's good 1049 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:09,695 Cover Girl Tess Tickles on 10 Best Ways to lick them 1050 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:15,329 I'm so happy today 1051 00:01:15,418 --> 00:01:17,586 to be the special guest in Passion Magazine's 100th issue 1052 00:01:17,587 --> 00:01:19,421 I've grown up with Passion Magazine 1053 00:01:19,422 --> 00:01:22,657 From the very first issue they published 1054 00:01:22,658 --> 00:01:25,518 I will give my best to everyone 1055 00:01:26,596 --> 00:01:27,863 You look like you've never disrobed in your life 1056 00:01:27,864 --> 00:01:28,897 Wait! 1057 00:01:28,898 --> 00:01:32,118 Do it when we're on the bus, not here 1058 00:01:55,024 --> 00:01:57,044 I love Hong Kong! 1059 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:58,860 I love you 1060 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:15,343 Distinguished guests, readers of Passion 1061 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,145 We're going to begin 1062 00:02:17,146 --> 00:02:18,947 Before we start tonight's program 1063 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:20,215 We have a flag 1064 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:22,896 to present to publisher Andy 1065 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,686 And deputy publisher John 1066 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,321 Ladies and gentlemen, our chairman 1067 00:02:26,322 --> 00:02:27,742 Mr. Kan 1068 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:37,165 OK, now our let's welcome our leading men 1069 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:38,946 Andy and John 1070 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,774 OK, now let's have Mr. Kan present 1071 00:02:45,775 --> 00:02:48,995 Words of thanks from the sex industry 1072 00:02:49,779 --> 00:02:51,379 Thank you! 1073 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:54,182 It should be us thanking you really 1074 00:02:54,183 --> 00:02:56,023 Photo's please 1075 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:57,539 OK 1076 00:03:00,256 --> 00:03:01,590 Thank you, Mr. Kan 1077 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:03,191 thank you very much 1078 00:03:03,192 --> 00:03:06,412 OK, now we hand it over to our VIP's! 1079 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:21,948 Tingting is full of surprises 1080 00:03:26,215 --> 00:03:29,975 Her pubic hair long enough to reach the ground 1081 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:35,390 When she lies down 1082 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:38,611 her pubic hair escapes her underwears 1083 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:43,690 you can use hair gel to control them 1084 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:50,697 Tingting, has a pair of pink nipples 1085 00:03:54,076 --> 00:03:56,936 you can squeeze it all you want 1086 00:04:00,983 --> 00:04:03,963 She lives on #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue 1087 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:12,124 Waiting for you to contribute your sperm 1088 00:04:15,198 --> 00:04:17,458 Hold each other tight 1089 00:04:22,872 --> 00:04:25,372 Let her suck on your dick 1090 00:04:29,512 --> 00:04:32,612 Swallow it whole, Come in her mouth 1091 00:04:36,686 --> 00:04:38,886 Tingting has no fear 1092 00:04:43,426 --> 00:04:46,106 Tingting offers 3-course set 1093 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,919 Waiting for you in her apartment 1094 00:04:57,039 --> 00:05:00,019 She lives in #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue 1095 00:05:04,547 --> 00:05:07,407 Do what you want to do with her 1096 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,468 Hello everyone 1097 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:27,969 I am your host Kiki 1098 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,271 From this issue on 1099 00:05:29,272 --> 00:05:32,073 Passion Magazine will have an on pack VCD 1100 00:05:32,074 --> 00:05:33,314 Cut! 1101 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,547 Andy, I'll leave now if everything's ok 1102 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,728 Bye 1103 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,808 Bye Bye 1104 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:55,797 Can we leave now? 1105 00:05:55,798 --> 00:05:58,358 Give me another 10 minutes 1106 00:06:58,928 --> 00:07:00,888 It feels so good 1107 00:07:02,765 --> 00:07:04,665 Give me the VCD 1108 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:15,088 Can't take it anymore 1109 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:27,588 I killed her? 1110 00:09:33,048 --> 00:09:34,148 How is it Doctor? 1111 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,450 Nothing serious for now 1112 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,085 She has low blood pressure 1113 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:40,421 Get her for a full physical exam tomorrow 1114 00:09:40,422 --> 00:09:42,390 I'll write you a reference letter 1115 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:43,358 Sorry, doctor 1116 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:45,159 Are you really a doctor? 1117 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,560 You've never met a pretty doctor before? 1118 00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,355 You ok? 1119 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:55,470 Of course I'm not 1120 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,131 You're not? 1121 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:58,640 What's wrong? 1122 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,601 Terminal illness 1123 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:02,610 Doc... 1124 00:10:02,611 --> 00:10:05,413 Forget about it, I know what's wrong 1125 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:07,549 The doctor said I'm in terminal stage 1126 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:09,690 I could die anytime 1127 00:10:11,587 --> 00:10:13,988 You're kidding I mean it 1128 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,256 Did you get a close inspection? 1129 00:10:15,257 --> 00:10:16,624 What did the doctor say a while ago? 1130 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:17,926 It was very clear 1131 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:20,762 Why would I faint if everything was ok? 1132 00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:22,697 But the doctor said it was nothing serious 1133 00:10:22,698 --> 00:10:25,066 What's your illness called? 1134 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:27,927 It's called... terminal illness 1135 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:33,847 Will you treat me better 1136 00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:36,116 right before I die? 1137 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:44,125 Will you? 1138 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,207 Why? 1139 00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:09,102 I missed you so much 1140 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,759 Tess Tickles, Lewd Lily 1141 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:55,822 Tess Tickles, Titty Bird 1142 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:57,938 Tess Tickles 1143 00:12:58,554 --> 00:13:00,888 Your Tess Tickles wins by a huge margin 1144 00:13:00,889 --> 00:13:02,323 Quit mentioning it in front of Fanny 1145 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,258 If you do that again, I'm going to hit you 1146 00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:07,599 I don't know, you pick the lucky winner 1147 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,901 Isn't it a bit dangerous 1148 00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:15,737 what if we picked an SM freak? 1149 00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:19,207 Well, doesn't she face that danger everyday in her work? 1150 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,677 But the one night stand with the cover girl was our idea 1151 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,246 We're responsible for anything that might go wrong 1152 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:28,116 Let's fake this, why don't you go? 1153 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,318 Fanny's going to see me 1154 00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:33,688 Fine, let her run the risk of meeting an SM freak 1155 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,909 Or just get disembodied at some point 1156 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,529 You think if we pixelize my face 1157 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,330 Will Fanny still recognize me? 1158 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,969 Why don't you get an instant photo 1159 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,637 Then pixelize your look 1160 00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:50,738 Then ask Fanny if she knew 1161 00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,339 who it was 1162 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:54,368 Right! 1163 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,905 Thanks 1164 00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:24,669 I don't think she'll recognize my face with pixels 1165 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:29,040 Maybe Calvin should do it, he doesn't have a girlfriend 1166 00:14:29,678 --> 00:14:31,846 Sorry, was I late for long? 1167 00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:34,047 You getting married? 1168 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,385 Your eyes ok? 1169 00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:40,288 Nothing, the sunlight was just too bright 1170 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:42,190 You spent much time arranging this look? 1171 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,058 I did... is it ok? 1172 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:46,559 It looks good, definitely 1173 00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:48,896 OK, let's do it 1174 00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:50,017 OK 1175 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,440 You two stand apart 1176 00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,403 OK, back up a little 1177 00:14:57,072 --> 00:14:58,639 You're too stiff 1178 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,074 Relax a little 1179 00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:02,510 What the hell, you have a boner? 1180 00:15:02,511 --> 00:15:04,745 You've never seen a woman before? 1181 00:15:04,746 --> 00:15:06,226 Right... 1182 00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:08,649 You look too tight, lady 1183 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,418 I mean your face, not your lower body 1184 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:12,559 Relax, that's right 1185 00:15:13,155 --> 00:15:15,223 When I say 'Action' just run towards each other 1186 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:16,390 OK? 1187 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,758 Let's go 1188 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,179 Action! 1189 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,876 Does that work? 1190 00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:37,879 What are you doing? 1191 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,480 This sucks 1192 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,321 Just like that 1193 00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:47,874 Hold her and spin 1194 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:51,497 Don't stop till I say so 1195 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,980 So happy... so wonderful 1196 00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:17,337 Chupa chups? 1197 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,722 Calvin! What did you buy? 1198 00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:23,190 I said to buy flowers 1199 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,811 You said to get corny stuff 1200 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:27,695 You look corny enough 1201 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,630 Whatever, take this thing here 1202 00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:32,333 And kneel on the ground before you give it to her 1203 00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,268 Just look really stupid, ok? 1204 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:37,189 Remember to shoot the background 1205 00:16:37,506 --> 00:16:38,940 The uglier the better 1206 00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:40,474 As kitsch as possible 1207 00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,243 Ready, start when I say 'Action' 1208 00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:43,978 Ready, get set... 1209 00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,219 Wait 1210 00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:47,548 Ms Tess Yeah? 1211 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,917 You're a working girl, show some poise 1212 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:50,818 Sorry 1213 00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:51,552 There you go, thanks 1214 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,720 Ready... 1215 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,141 Action! 1216 00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:00,561 Look happy, yes, relax 1217 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,762 Perfect 1218 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,030 She looks happier than you do 1219 00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:06,011 You looked like you just ate shit 1220 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:15,786 I've never had a man walk on the beach with me before 1221 00:17:16,511 --> 00:17:18,779 I'm actually quite old fashioned 1222 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:22,480 I like having a man walk on the beach with me 1223 00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:26,191 Where do you go when you dated your ex? 1224 00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:30,224 Nowhere, just somewhere dark to have sex 1225 00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:32,845 Lots of groping and humping 1226 00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:39,565 And then, Tess discovered 1227 00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:42,203 the hidden champagne bottle from her fan 1228 00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,404 Ouch! What the fuck? 1229 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:51,137 Tess is so moved 1230 00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,247 What is it? And they kiss 1231 00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:55,416 It's a bottle of champagne 1232 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,717 Kiss! 1233 00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,665 Kiss now 1234 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:00,641 OK 1235 00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,465 Right 1236 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,068 Romantically look at each other while you toast 1237 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,309 Fine 1238 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,804 OK, don't drink too much 1239 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,785 Put it down, pick up a strawberry 1240 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:21,709 Correct... 1241 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:22,910 Then suck on it 1242 00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:24,178 Don't look at me, look at her 1243 00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,559 Suck the fruit, suck it 1244 00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:29,383 Enjoy it like you're sucking her... 1245 00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:30,785 Then feed her 1246 00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:32,787 Enough, feed her now 1247 00:18:32,788 --> 00:18:34,055 Exactly 1248 00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:35,356 Look entranced 1249 00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:36,424 Don't open your mouth too wide 1250 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:38,492 Don't think it's your regular... 1251 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,933 there you go... right... 1252 00:18:49,805 --> 00:18:52,540 OK, leave them, shoot me instead 1253 00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,809 OK, after they enjoyed their bottle of champagne 1254 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,577 Keep moving, don't still 1255 00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:59,080 OK, after they enjoyed the champagne 1256 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:01,515 The lucky reader finally gets to enter the room 1257 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,285 we prepared for him and Tess Tickles 1258 00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:07,788 We hid over a hundred condoms near the bed 1259 00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:09,657 Our guessing game for this issue is 1260 00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:12,927 How many condoms will our lucky reader use up? 1261 00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:16,628 The answer will be revealed on the next issue 1262 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,836 Wanna play paper, rock, scissors? 1263 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,617 Get in there! 1264 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,109 OK, as to what happens after they entered the room 1265 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,343 Only heaven knows 1266 00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:32,513 Remember to write back and guess how many rounds they got to 1267 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,754 Done 1268 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,649 Was that ok? 1269 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:36,984 I'm fine with it 1270 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:39,353 Remember, you are the lucky reader tonight 1271 00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,455 Everything in that room is yours 1272 00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:42,936 Have fun 1273 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:46,172 I thought it was all an act? 1274 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:00,479 If you want to leave now 1275 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,710 You can go 1276 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,820 If you want me to stop, just say so 1277 00:22:03,131 --> 00:22:04,971 Lower... lower 1278 00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:12,372 No... 1279 00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:14,334 Lower... no 1280 00:22:14,943 --> 00:22:16,723 in the middle 1281 00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,035 Perfect 1282 00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:26,252 Middle, perfect 1283 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:51,078 I did not know that my entire body 1284 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,699 could turn into a sex organ 1285 00:23:04,225 --> 00:23:05,525 What? 1286 00:23:10,165 --> 00:23:12,425 I think I've gone mad 1287 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:18,930 I'm tired, can you hold me while I sleep? 1288 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,806 Aren't you tired watching these discs 1289 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,227 Wait... 1290 00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:58,023 Why is that guy's face pixelized? 1291 00:23:59,581 --> 00:24:02,861 We have to protect readers' identities 1292 00:24:04,219 --> 00:24:05,819 Then again 1293 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,509 He looks like you 1294 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,726 Like me? No way, I've seen him 1295 00:24:12,727 --> 00:24:15,167 Seriously, his body size 1296 00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:18,065 is the same as yours 1297 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,533 Look at that nose 1298 00:24:19,534 --> 00:24:20,934 It's the same 1299 00:24:20,935 --> 00:24:22,336 You can see that through the pixels? 1300 00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,570 Yes, just do it like this 1301 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:26,611 Squint like that and you'll see it 1302 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,775 Yeah? Isn't it? 1303 00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,445 I'm suddenly feeling something... What? 1304 00:24:31,446 --> 00:24:32,813 I have an urge 1305 00:24:32,814 --> 00:24:35,854 Tell me, doesn't he look like you? 1306 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,654 Hello 1307 00:25:13,655 --> 00:25:15,456 I'm Fanny, you asleep? 1308 00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:16,817 Barely 1309 00:25:16,991 --> 00:25:18,225 Sorry 1310 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,906 I have something to tell you 1311 00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:22,169 Wait 1312 00:25:27,635 --> 00:25:28,569 What is it? 1313 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,903 Nothing really 1314 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:33,124 I'm not sure if I'm a little paranoid 1315 00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:37,744 I felt like since John started the magazine 1316 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,185 He's been very different 1317 00:25:40,982 --> 00:25:42,916 Different like how? 1318 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,297 Well, it's like this... 1319 00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:57,503 I can't stand it... 1320 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:01,513 Where did you learn what you just did? 1321 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:06,607 I... just experimented on the stuff I write about 1322 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:10,368 Experimenting? Felt more like you've practiced 1323 00:26:10,411 --> 00:26:11,831 Really? 1324 00:26:13,014 --> 00:26:16,054 Well, let's try that one more time 1325 00:26:20,054 --> 00:26:22,856 He insists that he's never tried it with others 1326 00:26:22,857 --> 00:26:24,458 How am I supposed to believe that 1327 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:28,579 You're being paranoid, doesn't do any good to anyone 1328 00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:31,884 I know, but I can't help it 1329 00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:36,048 Now every time we do it 1330 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:37,371 I just can't get myself into the mood 1331 00:26:37,372 --> 00:26:40,652 Paying too much attention on his moves 1332 00:26:40,675 --> 00:26:43,443 See how different it is with before 1333 00:26:43,444 --> 00:26:45,344 I'm going crazy 1334 00:26:46,548 --> 00:26:49,288 Well, how about you and Andy? 1335 00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:51,524 Aren't you worried? 1336 00:26:51,619 --> 00:26:54,988 If there is anything fishy, no use worrying over it 1337 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:58,759 Mind telling us if you've ever crossed the line? 1338 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,360 You mean to indulge in that lifestyle? 1339 00:27:00,361 --> 00:27:02,896 Off the record, I won't write about it 1340 00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:05,517 Just purely out of interest 1341 00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:10,437 I'd be lying if I said we never did 1342 00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:13,407 I'm not a saint, can't fight temptation 1343 00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:15,576 Besides saints don't publish porn magazines 1344 00:27:15,577 --> 00:27:18,497 They write bibles and holy books 1345 00:28:02,924 --> 00:28:05,659 I'd like to use your toilet for a second 1346 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,380 I'm bursting 1347 00:28:08,463 --> 00:28:10,183 Who are you? 1348 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:13,799 I'll tell you in a bit, thanks 1349 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:35,789 Here's your money back, also I'd like to buy your flat 1350 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:39,059 It's ours, you shouldn't have to do this 1351 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:42,940 I just want to prove that I can take care of you 1352 00:29:32,246 --> 00:29:35,826 I bought your favorite dish home for dinner 1353 00:29:49,797 --> 00:29:52,537 Who screwed up this contract? 1354 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,720 Even has drawings 1355 00:29:55,803 --> 00:29:57,583 Where's John? 1356 00:30:03,111 --> 00:30:05,812 I've told you maybe a billion times before 1357 00:30:05,813 --> 00:30:08,215 Don't use this color for the cover 1358 00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:09,996 Are you deaf? 1359 00:30:10,818 --> 00:30:14,121 Told you not to write about Fantasy of The Spooky Kind 1360 00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:16,562 We're a porn publication 1361 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,878 We're not X-files 1362 00:30:20,928 --> 00:30:23,068 Stop fooling around 1363 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:26,032 It has nothing to do with our magazine 1364 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,173 I know Pam left you 1365 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,490 What did you say about Pam? 1366 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,207 Stop right there 1367 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,408 Fuck you! 1368 00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:36,709 Stop! 1369 00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:40,147 You said something about Pamela, right? 1370 00:30:40,148 --> 00:30:42,682 You've turned your girlfriend into a paranoid 1371 00:30:42,683 --> 00:30:44,284 Why did you have to bring me down? 1372 00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:46,219 Now my girlfriend's gone 1373 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,300 You're blaming me? 1374 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:52,158 Tell me... 1375 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,500 What now? 1376 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:56,429 Why are you being quiet? 1377 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,631 Fine 1378 00:30:57,632 --> 00:30:59,366 Say it, come on 1379 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,327 Stay out of this 1380 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:02,929 Say it 1381 00:31:03,104 --> 00:31:04,638 You really want to hear? 1382 00:31:04,639 --> 00:31:08,141 Why am I always playing second fiddle to you? 1383 00:31:08,142 --> 00:31:11,611 Who started you on Fat Dragon & Boney Jones 1384 00:31:11,612 --> 00:31:13,272 Your deputy 1385 00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:16,583 We started Passion Magazine as partners 1386 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,019 You're the publisher and I'm the deputy 1387 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:21,340 Up yours, your deputy? 1388 00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:25,091 You've never said you wanted to be the publisher 1389 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,132 I'm too nice and educated for that 1390 00:31:32,366 --> 00:31:34,501 Oh really, since you're too nice and educated 1391 00:31:34,502 --> 00:31:36,503 then quit writing about pornography 1392 00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:37,971 Why care about becoming a publisher? 1393 00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:40,974 You're too nice to be even the deputy 1394 00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:43,535 Since you're that educated 1395 00:31:43,678 --> 00:31:45,045 Why do you fool around with a masseuse 1396 00:31:45,046 --> 00:31:47,066 What did you say? 1397 00:31:51,986 --> 00:31:54,846 I quit, you do this on your own 1398 00:32:07,768 --> 00:32:10,103 Honestly speaking, I've always liked you 1399 00:32:10,104 --> 00:32:12,205 You may not know this 1400 00:32:12,206 --> 00:32:14,106 Andy's all talk 1401 00:32:14,408 --> 00:32:16,910 He's noting without you supporting him 1402 00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:20,491 Passion Magazine was your idea, I knew that 1403 00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:23,283 He can say whatever he wants outside 1404 00:32:23,284 --> 00:32:25,385 You don't have to care about that 1405 00:32:25,386 --> 00:32:27,646 I feel so bad for you 1406 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:30,248 Sorry for being very frank 1407 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:34,361 I've predicted you two to go separate ways early on 1408 00:32:34,362 --> 00:32:36,196 I've published fortune telling books 1409 00:32:36,197 --> 00:32:38,365 You asked to meet me to bash my ex partner 1410 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:40,834 Not really, I don't have that much free time 1411 00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,936 John, you're a smart kid 1412 00:32:42,937 --> 00:32:45,372 You should know I want to be in business with you again 1413 00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:48,074 You should have no doubt about my passion for publishing 1414 00:32:48,075 --> 00:32:49,943 I'm sure if you start your own porn magazine 1415 00:32:49,944 --> 00:32:53,104 You can beat Passion Magazine easily 1416 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,081 There's an old Chinese Saying 1417 00:33:28,082 --> 00:33:32,142 Friendships thrive on hard times, not in good times 1418 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,400 Do you agree with that? 1419 00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:39,590 Ever regretted starting a porn magazine? 1420 00:33:40,594 --> 00:33:42,562 From the moment we set out to do this 1421 00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:44,297 I've never regretted it 1422 00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:47,767 How much have you lost since you started this? 1423 00:33:47,768 --> 00:33:50,170 Never counted my losses, and not starting now either 1424 00:33:50,171 --> 00:33:51,438 But let me tell you 1425 00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:53,206 You must have a bottom line in everything you do 1426 00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:54,274 Bottom Line? 1427 00:33:54,275 --> 00:33:56,810 You have bottom line in porn publications as well? 1428 00:33:56,811 --> 00:33:59,546 Let me tell you, anything you do 1429 00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:01,614 you have to set a bottom line for yourself 1430 00:34:01,615 --> 00:34:04,317 Sometimes the only thing that can save your ass... 1431 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:06,638 ...is this bottom line 1432 00:34:23,738 --> 00:34:24,904 Boss, is that a new magazine? 1433 00:34:24,905 --> 00:34:26,439 Yup, just arrived 1434 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,880 I'll buy this one thanks 1435 00:35:53,794 --> 00:35:55,754 The rivals meet! 1436 00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:58,364 Do we still want to bathe then? 1437 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,045 Certainly? Why the hell not? 1438 00:36:02,636 --> 00:36:06,276 You guys haven't spoken in a while, go ahead 1439 00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:08,414 Come over here 1440 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:19,252 You two have a thing against each other 1441 00:36:19,253 --> 00:36:20,887 Why don't you fight over it? 1442 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:22,668 Fight over it 1443 00:36:27,828 --> 00:36:30,388 What the fuck do you want? 1444 00:36:33,868 --> 00:36:35,408 Punch him 1445 00:36:50,151 --> 00:36:52,752 Looks like we have a winner 1446 00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:55,373 That fast? Hard to believe? 1447 00:37:12,139 --> 00:37:14,908 Didn't think you'd fight this well 1448 00:37:14,909 --> 00:37:18,069 When you have the time, try it on me 1449 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:25,376 Has he thrown a temper tantrum yet today? 1450 00:37:43,003 --> 00:37:46,583 Andy, I've quit my day job as a TV reporter 1451 00:37:51,412 --> 00:37:55,172 I've decided to go to the US to study Theology 1452 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,917 We formed this partnership 1453 00:37:57,918 --> 00:38:00,086 not only to make money 1454 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:02,222 But also to have fun 1455 00:38:02,223 --> 00:38:04,591 I feel this magazine is a runaway train 1456 00:38:04,592 --> 00:38:06,793 We've had fun working with each other 1457 00:38:06,794 --> 00:38:07,961 Utterly immoral 1458 00:38:07,962 --> 00:38:10,402 Do you believe in karma? 1459 00:38:10,564 --> 00:38:12,644 Do you understand? 1460 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:15,828 I'm leaving 1461 00:38:16,937 --> 00:38:18,357 Mike... 1462 00:38:41,996 --> 00:38:44,376 Why are you still here? 1463 00:38:46,433 --> 00:38:49,173 Cindy, can you place an order 1464 00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:51,871 for a Pizza for just you and me 1465 00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,892 He's leaving soon 1466 00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:57,810 Leave 1467 00:38:58,846 --> 00:39:00,266 Just go 1468 00:39:02,116 --> 00:39:04,016 Get out of here 1469 00:39:07,921 --> 00:39:09,522 What do you want? 1470 00:39:09,523 --> 00:39:11,257 I said to order a pizza, don't you want to eat? 1471 00:39:11,258 --> 00:39:12,959 If you don't, I do 1472 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,900 The ones I need are gone, only the useless stayed 1473 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,922 What do you want? 1474 00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:29,475 I'll give you back your share 1475 00:39:29,476 --> 00:39:30,943 Don't go Idiot 1476 00:39:30,944 --> 00:39:34,764 Don't leave... I don't have any friends anymore 1477 00:39:34,948 --> 00:39:36,848 Please don't go 1478 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,020 I'm begging you 1479 00:39:53,367 --> 00:39:55,802 You two were the best of friends 1480 00:39:55,803 --> 00:39:59,383 He should know you didn't mean to punch him 1481 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:02,766 I didn't think it would come to this 1482 00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:06,837 Just tell him that you're sorry 1483 00:40:07,247 --> 00:40:09,627 This time it's all over 1484 00:40:11,385 --> 00:40:14,420 At least it was good coming to see you 1485 00:40:14,421 --> 00:40:17,056 I know why men look for hookers 1486 00:40:17,057 --> 00:40:18,257 There are certain thing... 1487 00:40:18,258 --> 00:40:21,694 that men can't resolve with their own women 1488 00:40:21,695 --> 00:40:23,055 Thanks 1489 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:29,001 I just upped my price again 1490 00:40:29,002 --> 00:40:30,542 How much? 1491 00:40:30,871 --> 00:40:33,005 We're friends, forget about these 1492 00:40:33,006 --> 00:40:34,907 I charge you the old price 1493 00:40:34,908 --> 00:40:36,328 Keep it 1494 00:40:38,045 --> 00:40:41,080 Why did you have to jazz up this place like this? 1495 00:40:41,081 --> 00:40:42,615 You're just a solo hooker 1496 00:40:42,616 --> 00:40:43,716 I did 1497 00:40:43,717 --> 00:40:46,352 spend over a million bucks refurbishing 1498 00:40:46,353 --> 00:40:48,755 You told me to work hard, remember? 1499 00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:50,823 You know, I really am 1500 00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:54,224 Hong Kong's most popular solo hooker now 1501 00:40:54,294 --> 00:40:55,695 I'm doing very well 1502 00:40:55,696 --> 00:40:59,816 Just the other day, 2 TV station interviewed me even 1503 00:41:01,735 --> 00:41:04,715 I have something for you, hang on 1504 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:29,996 I bought this from an old guy 1505 00:41:29,997 --> 00:41:31,717 for HK$3,000 1506 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,800 Thanks 1507 00:41:41,141 --> 00:41:43,581 We're friends, remember? 1508 00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:07,433 Have you seen my telephone bill? 1509 00:42:07,434 --> 00:42:08,401 What? 1510 00:42:08,402 --> 00:42:09,702 Phone bill 1511 00:42:09,703 --> 00:42:12,743 Never saw it, look for it yourself 1512 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,000 Is it beside the computer? 1513 00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,723 Found it yet? 1514 00:43:07,895 --> 00:43:10,263 Why did you stick with Kiki? 1515 00:43:10,264 --> 00:43:12,832 Your girlfriend Pamela was really good 1516 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:16,173 Why didn't you attempt to win her back? 1517 00:43:16,370 --> 00:43:18,750 I'm not sure I know why 1518 00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:29,194 Maybe... 1519 00:43:31,552 --> 00:43:33,819 She was just too good for me 1520 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:37,100 I don't understand, can you elaborate? 1521 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:40,230 She was too good for me, I'm a man 1522 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,280 When I'm with her 1523 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,206 I feel... 1524 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,729 I mean, I'd really want... 1525 00:43:52,606 --> 00:43:54,507 to have a woman I can rescue 1526 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:56,168 Or maybe... 1527 00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:58,903 a not so normal woman 1528 00:44:00,414 --> 00:44:02,148 Frankly speaking, I didn't understand that 1529 00:44:02,149 --> 00:44:04,469 But I'll write it down 1530 00:44:07,988 --> 00:44:10,728 Sometimes it's really strange 1531 00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:14,827 You know quite well who you love 1532 00:44:14,828 --> 00:44:18,708 But you choose to let her go against your wishes 1533 00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:23,603 I'm not sure I know how to say it 1534 00:44:23,604 --> 00:44:25,004 The police started what they called 1535 00:44:25,005 --> 00:44:26,545 fire lily 1536 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,241 Sweeping through over a hundred prostitution dens 1537 00:44:29,242 --> 00:44:31,544 Forcibly closing down several porn magazines 1538 00:44:31,545 --> 00:44:33,980 And arresting several publishers and editors-in-chief 1539 00:44:33,981 --> 00:44:36,182 The officer in charge is SP Cheung 1540 00:44:36,183 --> 00:44:37,617 He claims this operation will be stepped up 1541 00:44:37,618 --> 00:44:39,938 John just got arrested 1542 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,188 Where are you going? 1543 00:44:42,189 --> 00:44:43,556 Back to the office 1544 00:44:43,557 --> 00:44:45,097 For what? 1545 00:44:46,326 --> 00:44:48,227 So they can come arrest me? 1546 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,829 The police have combed through 1547 00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:52,999 Night clubs, motels and massage parlors 1548 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,768 Among the arrested are illegal immigrants 1549 00:44:55,769 --> 00:44:57,203 and to date more 1550 00:44:57,204 --> 00:45:01,744 than 120 individuals have been brought in for investigation 1551 00:45:01,775 --> 00:45:05,655 Everyone leave, the cops will be here any minute 1552 00:45:06,179 --> 00:45:08,019 I'm not joking 1553 00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:15,647 Just go now 1554 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:29,935 How can I leave you like this? 1555 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,776 We're partners 1556 00:45:36,743 --> 00:45:40,863 If I get arrested, I'll need you to post bail for me 1557 00:45:46,253 --> 00:45:47,613 Thanks 1558 00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:35,059 Who's in charge here? 1559 00:46:41,408 --> 00:46:42,648 I am 1560 00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:48,277 I have collected twenty stamps, can I exchange for the gift? 1561 00:46:49,983 --> 00:46:51,583 Wait there 1562 00:46:54,488 --> 00:46:55,988 Here's an electric dildo 1563 00:46:55,989 --> 00:46:57,389 I just pulled it out from my ass 1564 00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,525 It's yours if you want it 1565 00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:01,127 There are tons of magazines here, you can take them too 1566 00:47:01,128 --> 00:47:03,229 This entire office is yours if you want it 1567 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:04,830 20 stamps! 1568 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,378 SP Cheung, I'm Andy 1569 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:22,715 If you want to arrest me, get it over with 1570 00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:25,317 Who said anything about arresting you? 1571 00:47:25,318 --> 00:47:28,687 You closed down every other magazine, why not mine? 1572 00:47:28,688 --> 00:47:32,208 Because you have a higher bottom line, kid 1573 00:47:32,526 --> 00:47:34,093 You never took bribes 1574 00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:38,874 If you did, the accounting books from the night spots will show 1575 00:47:38,999 --> 00:47:42,639 In other words, under the table transactions 1576 00:47:43,036 --> 00:47:46,436 John never takes these kinds of payments 1577 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,607 Not sure if he ever did 1578 00:47:48,608 --> 00:47:51,143 But his name was in the books 1579 00:47:51,144 --> 00:47:53,884 Maybe someone took it for him 1580 00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:56,916 He's the magazine's publisher 1581 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:59,652 editor-in-chief and chief writer 1582 00:47:59,653 --> 00:48:02,933 Of course they arrested him and not me 1583 00:48:03,123 --> 00:48:05,958 Those weren't bribes, they were advertising fees 1584 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:08,327 Nothing is free in this world 1585 00:48:08,328 --> 00:48:10,429 Doesn't mean you've got high moral standards if you don't take 1586 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:12,870 Just means you're stupid 1587 00:48:14,801 --> 00:48:15,968 What? 1588 00:48:15,969 --> 00:48:18,737 What proof have you got that I took the money? 1589 00:48:18,738 --> 00:48:21,307 The money was deposited under the Lust Magazine account 1590 00:48:21,308 --> 00:48:23,742 John's got no choice but to take this hit 1591 00:48:23,743 --> 00:48:26,579 Tell him to wise up in his next life! 1592 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:29,620 Andy, you're a much smarter person 1593 00:48:29,649 --> 00:48:31,550 I actually like you better 1594 00:48:31,551 --> 00:48:34,320 I have a new idea for us to work together 1595 00:48:34,321 --> 00:48:36,856 It's a brand new idea, for real! 1596 00:48:36,857 --> 00:48:38,997 Let's work together 1597 00:48:54,174 --> 00:48:56,342 What? Think I'm scared of you? 1598 00:48:56,343 --> 00:48:58,063 Mano o mano! 1599 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,572 Thank you, Attorney Ho 1600 00:49:26,573 --> 00:49:27,840 We're ok for now 1601 00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,808 Call me if you need me 1602 00:49:29,809 --> 00:49:30,743 I'm leaving for now, bye 1603 00:49:30,744 --> 00:49:31,924 Bye 1604 00:49:36,316 --> 00:49:38,756 I told Fanny not to come 1605 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:56,599 Isn't it the day that Passion comes out? 1606 00:49:59,105 --> 00:50:03,165 Remember what we did on the eve of the first issue? 1607 00:50:06,246 --> 00:50:08,506 Do you remember? I do 1608 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,942 After you left 1609 00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:13,883 Sales for Passion really wasn't as good as before 1610 00:52:06,699 --> 00:52:09,499 Sir, we're closing for the day 1611 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:21,747 My treat 1612 00:52:21,748 --> 00:52:23,948 No, make it my treat 1613 00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:45,943 I'm leaving the porn business 1614 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:51,968 Got an offer from Taiwan to do a Film Magazine 1615 00:53:28,148 --> 00:53:29,648 Long time, no see 1616 00:53:29,649 --> 00:53:30,829 Yes 1617 00:53:32,352 --> 00:53:35,032 I didn't want to tell you... 1618 00:53:35,054 --> 00:53:37,856 that I'm not going to do porn magazines anymore 1619 00:53:37,857 --> 00:53:41,857 I'm going to Taiwan to start a film magazine there 1620 00:53:43,062 --> 00:53:45,142 When do you leave? 1621 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,880 Tomorrow 1622 00:53:48,902 --> 00:53:50,502 That fast? 1623 00:53:50,837 --> 00:53:53,637 I thought about it for a while 1624 00:53:55,742 --> 00:53:56,982 Good 1625 00:53:58,044 --> 00:53:59,244 What's good? 1626 00:53:59,245 --> 00:54:00,965 Good for you 1627 00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:07,544 Tell me your real name, please? 1628 00:54:14,527 --> 00:54:16,067 Tess Chow 1629 00:54:19,365 --> 00:54:21,967 Not Guangdon mixed with Portuguese blood 1630 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:24,269 More like Guangxi mixed with Portuguese 1631 00:54:24,270 --> 00:54:26,230 I'm 28 years old 1632 00:54:26,673 --> 00:54:29,353 Vital stats are 35, 23.5, 34 1633 00:54:32,078 --> 00:54:33,812 I have a daughter 1634 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,881 Her father's my ex boyfriend 1635 00:54:35,882 --> 00:54:37,902 She just turned 6 1636 00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:42,452 What else do you want to know? 1637 00:54:44,023 --> 00:54:45,743 Nothing else 1638 00:54:46,059 --> 00:54:49,159 Anything you want to know about me? 1639 00:54:50,797 --> 00:54:53,198 Apart from blow, lick, swallow and spit 1640 00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:56,299 Nothing else I want to know in here 1641 00:54:56,769 --> 00:54:59,509 In order for you to blow well 1642 00:55:01,307 --> 00:55:04,287 Did you have to use real feeling? 1643 00:55:09,249 --> 00:55:11,989 Well, feel it and you'll know 1644 00:56:21,554 --> 00:56:26,034 Take only what is necessary, I'll be back end of the month 1645 00:56:30,063 --> 00:56:32,683 Why do you keep this issue? 1646 00:56:33,232 --> 00:56:34,532 What? 1647 00:56:35,368 --> 00:56:37,088 I don't know 1648 00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:39,945 Why? 1649 00:56:53,853 --> 00:56:55,693 I'm asking you 1650 00:56:58,424 --> 00:57:00,504 Tell me truthfully 1651 00:57:01,027 --> 00:57:05,447 Ever since you started that magazine, ever cheated on me? 1652 00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:11,870 Never 1653 00:57:12,839 --> 00:57:14,199 Swear? 1654 00:57:14,674 --> 00:57:15,974 Swear 1655 00:57:37,063 --> 00:57:39,431 You never changed in all these years? 1656 00:57:39,432 --> 00:57:43,201 Not really, if any at all it's just little things 1657 00:57:43,202 --> 00:57:44,502 Like? 1658 00:57:48,975 --> 00:57:51,476 I don't have sex with hookers before, now I do 1659 00:57:51,477 --> 00:57:55,313 I've become friends with triad members, changed girlfriends 1660 00:57:55,314 --> 00:57:57,034 And friends? 1661 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:12,100 Have you seen John since you parted ways that morning? 1662 00:58:12,198 --> 00:58:13,318 No 1663 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,968 Even no contact with him at all? 1664 00:58:16,969 --> 00:58:18,569 Not at all 1665 00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:21,139 If you see him again 1666 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:24,840 What would be the first thing you say to him? 1667 00:58:32,285 --> 00:58:33,585 Sorry 1668 00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:40,591 Because he is the... 1669 00:58:41,194 --> 00:58:44,174 the best friend I have ever known 1670 00:58:46,466 --> 00:58:48,966 I have a secret to reveal 1671 00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:54,170 Your best friend is here today 1672 00:59:43,689 --> 00:59:46,069 I have one thing to say 1673 00:59:48,327 --> 00:59:50,167 I owe you this 1674 00:59:52,265 --> 00:59:53,565 Sorry 1675 00:59:55,034 --> 00:59:56,514 Sorry... 1676 01:00:11,951 --> 01:00:14,271 Ready, Three, two, one 105075