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Here they are.
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What's he do... what's he doing?
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Come on, it'll be fine. It'll fit!
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I'm afraid he's... he's not
gonna drive through.
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- He says it won't fit.
- Well, clearly it'll fit.
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What is he, vehicle dysmorphic?
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The bridge has
a three-and-a-half ton weight limit,
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and, uh, he's worried
about his mirrors.
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Well, which is it, Charlotte?
The story keeps changing.
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Tom: Hey, hey! Come on down!
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This is not my intended welcome. Okay?
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- We will sort it, Tom.
- Hey!
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- Hey, good to see ya.
- We can just get buggies and...
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Buggies?
How the fuck long will that take?
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We just need to round up
the buggies and...
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I work in hospitality, Charlotte,
okay, so I can smell bullshit.
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- Mom! Hey!
- Honey!
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Hey! Hey, daddy!
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Hey, Tommy, it's great to see ya.
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Couple of hours?
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It was wonderful just sitting there.
We liked watching the planes.
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Your father thought he might've seen
the man from U2.
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And Arthur laffer,
of the laffer curve?
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- Right...
- Are they coming?
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Well, could be...
It's mostly rock gods and economists.
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Hey, hey, it's the fly guys!
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- Good to see you!
- You made it, man!
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Hey, Tommy, your mother's
a little thirsty.
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- Mom, are you thirsty?
- A little thirsty.
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I... I don't wanna be a trouble, Tom.
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I... it was my fault.
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- Grab a bag, and then we'll go...
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'll follow you up.
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I hope you're happy now, Charlotte,
'cause my mother is dying of thirst.
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And I've just picked up a bag.
I'm carrying a case on my wedding Eve.
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All right, I gotta go.
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But I'll see you there, okay?
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Uh, I managed to change the time
for the embassy, and...
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Sorry, are we okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Gil, you don't have to come
to the wedding.
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That's not...
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We've just been doing
the media monitoring.
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Motherfuckers, I'll fucking kill him.
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I'll take them to pieces.
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- Nathaniel: He's not sleeping.
- Right.
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It's, uh, what's-his-name.
He's got under his skin.
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Screwdriver-face.
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Oh, the bit...
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The bit where he implied
he murdered his wife.
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Yeah, for some reason
that's somewhat irked him.
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Gil, you don't need to focus on this.
We can hit it.
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I know. I'm focused.
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I'm x-raying this briefing
for salient facts.
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I mean, I don't wanna make
a big thing out of this,
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but is it possible your father is the
worst human being who ever lived?
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Uh, I... I don't think that's...
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Is it true he's not coming
to the wedding out of, what, spite?
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- Well, it's complicated.
- I wanna take him out.
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I wanna destroy atn.
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I'm not sure that's wise.
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And if I said it was wise,
would you have a problem with that?
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In the end, Gil,
I'll do whatever you want.
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Siobhan, look... if there's something,
anything you can get me.
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I'm in a fucking knife fight here.
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I'm holding a dildo
made out of American cheese.
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So this is really gonna happen, yeah?
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You know I don't want icbc
as part of the syndicate, right?
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Uh, seventy-five to 150 basis points,
and 0.2% commitment fee.
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- Oh, my fucking god.
- Then, yeah, fuck yeah.
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- I feel good.
- Holy shit.
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Without them we're good to go.
Let me call you back.
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Um, has your sister ever heard
of lake como?
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Has she ever heard of venice,
St. barts, the Maldives?
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Has she heard of these locations?
She must be aware of them.
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I got the call. You get the call?
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I got the fucking call.
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Shall we go inside? Come on.
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What? In here?
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Brother, we are putting together
a hostile takeover
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of one of the largest
media corporations in the world.
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I think we can brave
some non-vintage champagne.
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Wow.
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Um, can we get some champagne?
A bottle, please? Thank you.
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What are we talking? Like 10 days,
then we go in for the kill?
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Yeah.
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Can't keep it on lockdown
for more than about 10 days, right?
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- Yeah, that's about it.
- Barmaid: John?
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John?
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- John!
- So, hke, uh_.
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Barmaid: Have we got
any of that champagne?
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The 19th, for the bear hug?
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- Yeah, good. One little thing...
- Good.
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The Canadians, there seems to be
a little static on some details.
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- Like what?
- Like, you as ceo.
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- What do you mean?
- Relax, okay?
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This doesn't happen without you.
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It's normal co-investor bullshit.
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Frank knows those guys.
You want me to...
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- You want me to...
- I'll handle it, dude.
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No leaks, please.
Not to frank, not to anyone.
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Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken?
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Why am ijumpy?
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About fucking Rome,
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fucking shiv and Connor
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probably blowing what's left
of my dad's fucking brain?
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About taking the company
out of family control, forever?
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I don't know, stewy.
Why would that make me jumpy?
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Look, I don't give a fuck.
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But, I mean... do you want me to ask?
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I'm just curious to see
if she's gonna come begging.
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- Because I can ask.
- I don't wanna ask.
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If she wants to ask, she can ask.
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'Cause I can...
I can physically see her.
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Gerri, I don't wanna ask.
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Okay.
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She comes crawling,
then I'll think it over.
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- Fine. Okay, I get it.
- Who's there?
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- Um...
- Have you seen Caroline?
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Is she still with that
chinless hippie prick?
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Ooh, I thought we might miss
the rehearsal.
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Oh, we don't need to rehearse.
We're gonna kill it.
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Did you think again about your dad
and whether we want to reconsider?
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- Fuck him.
- Right, right.
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And did you think again about
whether we wanna go wamsgans
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or Roy-wamsgans?
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Or, as I said, I'd be willing
to just drop traditional
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and go Tom-Roy, in fact,
for myself, if...
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Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
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Uh-huh.
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I could do with knowing about
the bad thing, in cruises.
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You know, the thing that meant
you couldn't sleep?
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Uh-huh.
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No, I don't know.
I just think, yeah...
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I just think, you know,
church and state, and... and ac/dc,
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and ebony and ivory
and never the twain shall meet.
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Yeah, right, but you always wanted
to make it public.
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- Didn't you?
- Yes, yeah.
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- In my bones, I did.
- Exactly.
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But I did then destroy
all the evidence, so...
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I guess, you know, if it's bad...
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The longer you leave it,
the worse it'll be when it comes out.
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Yes, unless it never comes out,
you know?
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I bet it's not even that bad.
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Uh, it is quite bad.
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It's quite bad.
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Shiv: Oh, fuck, here we go.
Tom: Look, honey.
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This is where it's happening.
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Ooh.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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- It's exciting!
- Shiv: Hey.
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You, uh... You spoken
to the wicked bitch of the west yet?
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I just got here, shiv.
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Hey, is this gonna take long?
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Shiv: Shall we?
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- Saddle up, soldier.
- Oh, come on.
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She can't be that bad.
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Yeah. Just don't look at her directly.
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Caroline: Hello! Hello, hello.
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- Hi.
- Here you are.
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Caroline:
I knew you'd arrive eventually.
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Tom, remember tabs?
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- Shiv: My mom.
- Hello!
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-Tom.
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Gosh, look at you.
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- You're very plausible.
- Oh, thank you.
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Exactly.
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- Hi, mom.
- Hi, Kendall.
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Roman: Tabitha, have you guys met?
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- Have you all...
- Bro.
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So, shall we go
and play happy families?
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Tom: Yes. Great.
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Shiv: Mmm-hmm.
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Well done on Tom.
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Oh, yeah, thank you.
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Tell me again why you're marrying him.
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- Mom, come on.
- Joking. I like...
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- I like him!
- Okay.
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And I want to say
I hope this can be nice.
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I really appreciate
your coming over here.
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- Okay, it's no worries.
- Greg: Hey! Hey!
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My travel agent specializes
in guilt trips.
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Hey! Hey!
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Apologies. Did I miss anything?
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- No.
- Happy day.
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Caroline collingwood.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Likewise, your excellency.
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Gregory Hirsch.
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Greg!
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- You're Greg egg.
- Excuse me?
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You're Greg the egg!
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When you were born you
looked like a little misshapen egg.
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I did... yeah, I did hear tell of...
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And your dad used to try and
sleep with all the men in sausalito.
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- How's your mother?
- Uh, good. Okay, yeah.
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Solvent, currently. Debt free.
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Great. Come on in.
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Come and see our little church.
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These are all my disreputable
slave-owning ancestors.
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Greg: Very nice.
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- Oh, my god. Tom, did you see?
- What, Greg?
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- Did I see what?
- That's the girl from Brooklyn.
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- From your bachelor party.
- Yes.
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Who sucked your dick
and made you swallow your load.
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Greg, that's not very weddingy.
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- But that's her.
- I know.
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Greg, her name is Tabitha,
and she and Roman are dating.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Which is cool, so please, do not act
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like an unsophisticated rube.
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- Okay. Wow.
- Yeah.
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He really liked her and it's fine.
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It's just one of those
weird urban things,
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like when you go to see stand-up,
and the comedian is your dentist.
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- Okay? Yeah?
- Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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-Hey!
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- We should, uh, get going.
- Yeah, let's do it.
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I'm Willa, by the way,
I'm Connor's partner.
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Fantastic.
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And what do you do, Willa?
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Oh, um... I'm a... I'm a playwright.
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- Wow. Fantastic.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- America.
225
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And what do you do, Connor?
226
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Well, um...
227
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Connor doesn't really do anything.
228
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Do you, con?
229
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I think they're all
gathered now, Patrick.
230
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- Shall we?
- What?
231
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What?
232
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Shit.
233
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,633
Just to get things straight.
234
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,011
Am I right that the father...
I understand the father...
235
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Couldn't be bothered.
236
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,447
He's, uh... he's not well,
he's not well.
237
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Caroline: Yeah, that's the story.
238
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Everyone remember the story.
239
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,857
So, uh, I will be performing
the father role.
240
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Vicar: Great.
241
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,164
Listen, I didn't mean
you don't do anything, I just...
242
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,333
Well, that's a shame
because that's what you said.
243
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,670
No, you know, I mean,
nothing like my writing.
244
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,257
Safeguarding 30,000 acres
of wilderness, that's nothing?
245
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,344
Being on the verge of setting up
a podcast on napoleonic history
246
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,097
with a considerable level of
investment interest, that's nothing?
247
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,117
- No, sure, it's...
- Cracking the nut of happiness,
248
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,021
like a modern day Thoreau.
Well, that's nothing.
249
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Con, you're great, okay.
250
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,608
It was a dumb thing to say.
251
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,486
Well, here we are.
252
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,614
The ancestral home
Caroline didn't inherit.
253
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,701
The Thorn in her side,
the fish bone in her throat.
254
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,537
When we were kids,
she wouldn't even let us look at it.
255
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,914
What do you think?
256
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,585
I mean, It's massive!
257
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,794
I hate it.
258
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,854
Kendall: Hey, so, listen.
Frank: Mmm-hmm.
259
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,359
Kendall:
You know the Canadians, right?
260
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,760
Yves, et cetera?
261
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,196
Frank: Oh. The pension fund guys?
Yeah.
262
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,388
Kendall: Yeah.
263
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,766
What do they think of me?
264
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,602
How do you mean? What's the context?
265
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,771
I can't give you context.
266
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,940
Okay. That's very interesting context.
267
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,152
- Look, as a pal...
- Uh-huh.
268
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,533
Say there was a situation
where private equity
269
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,204
was trying to buy out
a major media company
270
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,872
and install a new ceo.
271
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,967
- How would they view me?
- Are you serious?
272
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,668
Fuck. So what, they're co-investors?
273
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,087
Come on, you know those guys.
274
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339
Behind closed doors,
are they of the opinion
275
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,676
I'm, uh, the real deal,
or, uh, in training?
276
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,764
And would there be room
to wet the beak of an old pal
277
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,848
in such a situation?
278
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,893
Frank, too soon. Too soon.
Get your hard-on out of my soup.
279
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:35,977
Okay.
280
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,939
- _so?
- Well...
281
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,166
I think they have
a lot of time for you,
282
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,943
but there may be certain questions.
283
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,486
Shit.
284
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,489
Well, you know
they think they're hot shots.
285
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,116
They make hard jokes.
286
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,249
Well, sometimes when you were absent
287
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,585
they used to refer to you
as "the calamari cock ring."
288
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,964
I don't even know what that means.
289
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,675
I think it means they think of me
as a cock ring
290
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,510
made from calamari, frank.
291
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,928
It's pretty self-explanatory.
292
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,139
So what do we say?
293
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,442
Well, I thought
we were gonna say "illness."
294
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,121
No, I don't like illness. Plays weak.
295
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894
Okay, we can say "busy."
296
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,897
What prick's too busy to attend
his own daughter's wedding?
297
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,399
Okay, "family rift."
298
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,903
But we background brief that, um,
Gil's campaign is like a cult.
299
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,408
"What is this grieving senator's
mysterious hold on shiv Roy?"
300
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,076
We sprinkle some of that.
301
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,360
It makes her look weak.
And it makes me look like I'm...
302
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,265
None of my kids
have gone round the bend,
303
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,290
or offed themselves.
304
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,500
We've always pushed
that you're a good dad.
305
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,544
- Because?
- Because you are a good dad.
306
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,254
Huh.
307
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,799
So, if you don't want to say, I mean,
308
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,554
work or illness or rift, do we just...
309
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,348
Fuck it. There's no way out.
310
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,935
- I mean, if you want to go...
- I don't want to go.
311
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,981
But there's no other fucking way out.
312
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,614
Well, we can do
whatever you want us to do,
313
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,259
and I'm... I'm so sorry if you think
we've done the wrong thing,
314
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,702
but they literally just called
and told us he was coming.
315
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,955
- Who's coming?
- Dad. And marcia.
316
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,334
- Wait... dad's coming here?
- Yeah.
317
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,671
- I thought you didn't want him to.
- I don't.
318
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,715
I mean, it's your wedding, so...
319
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,384
Yeah. I don't want him here.
He's never apologized.
320
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,511
But marcia called Tom, and...
321
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,639
And obviously I had to ask shiv.
322
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,183
Yeah. Meanwhile,
she's already called Charlotte,
323
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,477
- and they're on their way.
- Dad's coming?
324
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,938
Is it about the launch?
Is he concerned?
325
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,023
Yeah, I'm sure
he's thinking about that 24/7.
326
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,734
So, uh, I mean, what are you gonna do?
327
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,946
- You could just say no.
- Yeah. I could.
328
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,241
But what, just get security
to fucking stop him?
329
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,635
- Oh, hold on.
- No, I could do that.
330
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:58,703
Yeah, you could,
but it might cause a funny atmosphere,
331
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,098
because he did pay... you know,
he did pay for all this. He's paid.
332
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,762
Okay, if he's got the stones to walk
in here, what are we gonna do?
333
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,520
Put the dogs on him? Tell him
there's no seat, he's gotta stand?
334
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,463
Like, he's given us no choice.
335
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,925
So, now I hear he is coming.
336
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,928
- Yeah.
- Caroline: Well, that's wonderful.
337
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,973
- Oh, come on, mom.
- No, no. It's fine.
338
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,977
I just hope you won't forget about me,
when your father arrives
339
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,479
with the head
of his middle eastern operations.
340
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,356
- Marcia?
- Yeah, marcia.
341
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,194
Do you still find her a bit...
You know...
342
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,390
Actually, we became
quite close during dad's illness.
343
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,618
Oh, well.
344
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,839
What a sweet little scene
that must've been.
345
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,039
Very touching, I'm sure.
346
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,042
- Actually, it's quite good.
- Shiv: Why?
347
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,922
Just you're being the second-most
important person at your wedding.
348
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,341
Take the pressure off.
349
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,564
Mmm. This is delicious.
350
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,983
Well, I'm very glad you like it.
351
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,776
Because it cost a pretty penny.
352
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,863
Well, it's delicious.
It tastes like it.
353
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,302
- Sorry. Just a second?
- Oh, no. Of course.
354
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,077
- Hi. Excuse me.
- Hi there.
355
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,289
Got any protein for us to use?
356
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,334
Uh, protein? I'm not a fucking hen
to lay you eggs.
357
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,670
- I'm a strategist.
- I know. It's just... Gil.
358
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,548
- What?
- Uh, he'd like a word.
359
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,300
Okay.
360
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,359
- Hey. Hey!
- Man: Hey. How ya doing?
361
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,526
- Good.
- I gotta say,
362
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,820
you knocked it
out of the park with the wine.
363
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,280
- Didn't we?
- It's delicious.
364
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,490
Gil.
365
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,494
Listen, I don't mean to be
overly dramatic,
366
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,789
but I was assured when I accepted
that your father wouldn't be here.
367
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,458
I know. Plans changed, I was ambushed.
368
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,960
This is not okay from my pov, Siobhan.
369
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,587
This compromises me.
370
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,857
I mean... and you were very eager
that Gil would come along.
371
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,049
I mean, that's...
372
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,467
Well, yeah, when I invited you
373
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,302
I didn't realize it was
gonna be a chore.
374
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,223
He's just weighty, shiv.
He carries his gravity.
375
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,392
He's not a man, he's a fucking planet.
376
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,519
Look, there's no press,
and there's no pictures.
377
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,397
We gotjammers and a, you know,
a fucking hawk to take out drones.
378
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,927
It'll be like it never happened.
379
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,528
I hear you might have something
explosive I can use.
380
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,031
Yeah, maybe. I'm working on it.
But just not yet.
381
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,368
Let's destroy atn, shiv.
382
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,163
Wouldn't that be a nice wedding gift
to the American people?
383
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,458
Oh, yeah, sure, I'm just concerned
about collateral damage.
384
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,628
- Tom.
- Tom? He'll be fine.
385
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,392
Says the man who has literally no idea
what he's even talking about.
386
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,842
Shiv, come on.
387
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,470
I have all the arguments
on monopolies, and news
388
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,556
and the coarsening
of the public sphere,
389
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,143
but I kind of start falling asleep
when I hear myself talk.
390
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,478
Give me something salty, shiv.
391
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,273
Get me a stick of dynamite
I can shove up his fucking ass!
392
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,524
Okay, I get that.
393
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,194
- Come here. You know Gil.
- Yeah, sure.
394
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,464
Pleased to meet you, senator eavis.
395
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,739
Likewise.
396
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,909
How are you finding it
outside the evil empire?
397
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,953
Oh, fine. I'm fine, thank you.
398
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,414
And how do you like it here
in the lion's den?
399
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,999
I've been to zoos before.
400
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,460
You like drinking our champagne?
401
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,548
I'm a "champagne for all" guy,
not a "gruel for all" guy.
402
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,671
- Hey, uh, you know senator eavis.
- Roman: Mmm-hmm.
403
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,721
Sword of the dispossessed
and lover of vintage champagne.
404
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,098
I guess, technically,
I should take a swing at you.
405
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,350
Technically,
I should call you libelous scum.
406
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,269
Are you gonna calm the shit-talk down,
407
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,438
or are we gonna have
to ramp things up?
408
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,691
Is your dad gonna stop poisoning
the discourse of our great republic?
409
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,775
Have you got a laptop?
410
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,756
Do you see the shit out there?
We're the fucking good guys now.
411
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,531
Join in, by the way. Feel free.
412
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,453
Shiv? I mean, your guy here
is shit-talking our company.
413
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,288
Yeah, we don't talk about that.
414
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,041
That would be a conflict of interest.
415
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,667
Oh, lies!
416
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,128
Oh! 'Cause you... yeah, the lies.
417
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,756
Can't wait for
the big one tomorrow. Right?
418
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,550
Well, these hands
aren't gonna fuck themselves, so...
419
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,969
Nice to meet you, senator beavis.
420
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,273
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
421
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,609
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Tom wamsgans.
422
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,028
Obviously. Nate.
423
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,864
Uh-huh. Right. Right.
424
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,952
I just wanted to say thanks
for having me, and, um, I'm Tabitha.
425
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,080
Hi. Well, I've heard
very little about you.
426
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,166
What can I say? Best man won.
427
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,420
- As in?
- The... you won the shiv-off, pal.
428
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:00,630
Good luck.
429
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,633
Right. And... and who are you again?
430
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,970
Nate sofrelli.
431
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,056
Did she never... this is embarrassing.
432
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,685
- Are... are you a pal of Kendall's?
- Yes.
433
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:14,995
- Okay. Ah. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
434
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,439
And shiv and I,
back in ancient history, we...
435
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,024
Oh, right. Oh. Oh, I see.
436
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,609
Oh, okay, okay, maybe she did.
437
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,152
- Right.
- Maybe she did.
438
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,737
Ah, the best man won.
439
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:26,990
Maybe.
440
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:34,664
There was an uncle who ended up
living in Gibraltar with a monkey,
441
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,751
and he swindled my mom's grandpa.
442
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,046
We used to come here as kids.
She lives nearby.
443
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,382
Very good.
Keep the wound fresh and all that.
444
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,320
You know what, I'm gonna split.
445
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,555
I can see my husband-to-be
talking to my ex,
446
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,283
and it's making me feel like
I want to hurl.
447
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,642
- So, great to meet you.
- Yeah, fair. You too.
448
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:57,937
Enjoy. Have a good night.
449
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,482
Just to say...
450
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,445
So kind of your parents to have
paid for all this delicious wine.
451
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,030
Oh, not at all, not at all.
452
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,781
They wanted
to make a contribution, so...
453
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,160
So clever the way they're letting
every single person know.
454
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,246
Oh. Oh, good...
455
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,002
You okay?
456
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,046
Yeah, I think I just got stabbed
by your mom,
457
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,797
but I'm not... not completely sure.
458
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,090
Oh, yeah, that's how it works.
459
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,217
You'll bleed out in about an hour.
460
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,137
Can I... can I talk to you
for two seconds?
461
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,014
Uh, yeah.
462
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,140
Tom: Just...
463
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,813
So I just wanted to get you up here
to talk about the, uh, table plans.
464
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,149
Oh, and have you thought
any more about, ow,
465
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,524
whether you want to tell me
about the secret thing?
466
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:52,283
And I just wanted to, uh, say
that I, uh, I did meet Nate.
467
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,162
Oh, you...
468
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,289
You've met Nate before. I think.
469
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,669
Huh. Uh...
470
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:06,047
Oh, well, he's a... you know,
he's a good colleague,
471
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,591
and, uh, you know,
he's a friend of Kendall's.
472
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,301
They ran around in Shanghai together.
473
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,095
And he's a dick.
474
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,525
Uh, well, he's okay, but he has
a certain dickish quality about him.
475
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:20,061
I think I've mentioned him
to you before.
476
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,820
Look, shiv, uh...
477
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,281
Is this real?
478
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,177
What do you... what do you mean?
479
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,286
Am I a total jerk?
480
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,709
Do you... do you really want
to do this? 'Cause we don't have to.
481
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,419
Do this?
482
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,380
- All the people are here.
- Yeah.
483
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:53,010
And, besides, I want to.
I do... I do want to.
484
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,930
I mean, is this...
485
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,516
Wha...
486
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,144
What level are we on?
Are you fucking around on me?
487
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:04,480
- Tom.
- Honestly? This Nate...
488
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,108
You know, I can...
489
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,279
I... there are vibes.
490
00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:15,450
Oh. Tom. What,
as soon as two colleagues are close...
491
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,161
- D.C. loves gossip.
- No, sure.
492
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,413
Sometimes there are rumors,
493
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:24,083
and people, you know,
they're not fucking.
494
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,002
But sometimes they totally are.
495
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:30,298
Honestly?
496
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,472
This is real.
497
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,851
I'm not fucking around on you.
498
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,279
Well, I trust you.
499
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,282
Good.
500
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,367
Thank you.
501
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,914
And that puts my mind at rest, so...
502
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:09,796
You know, when...
503
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,091
When we met, I was in such a mess.
504
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,846
I need you.
505
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,184
I do.
506
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:33,861
If you want to know
about the secret stuff,
507
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,739
the cruise line stuff, I'll tell you.
508
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,369
Because we have to be able to trust.
Right?
509
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,331
- Yeah?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
510
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,054
- Hey, hey, how ya doing?
- Hi.
511
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,391
- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs.
512
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,714
- Cool.
- They're, uh, sleeping.
513
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,519
- Yeah, right.
- I saw shiv.
514
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,646
- How are the happy couple? Okay?
- Oh, yeah.
515
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,482
Good.
You know, uh, maintaining the veneer.
516
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,776
Mmm-hmm. You okay?
517
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,528
I'm fantastic. I did, like, uh,
518
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:20,449
one hundred and twenty push-ups
this morning, so, I think I'm okay.
519
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:22,869
Wow. You did 120 push-ups.
520
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,632
Rava, I just have a lot
going on right now.
521
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,746
Uh-huh.
522
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:33,921
It's not one of your
more relaxing interludes?
523
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,884
Yeah. It's not.
524
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,637
I'm a big fucking stress knot.
What can I tell you?
525
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:45,057
I probably have a tumor
eating me inside-out.
526
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,685
You want another drink?
527
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,064
Your lawyers have gotten
a little quiet on me,
528
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,458
so I'm just wondering if that's...
529
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,026
Oh, yeah, I don't know about that.
530
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:57,111
Mmm-hmm. Can you maybe
give them a little nudge?
531
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,237
Sure.
532
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,741
I'll give them a nudge.
533
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,367
Ken. Ken.
534
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:09,582
- I know you.
- Oh, yeah, you do?
535
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,791
- Yeah, I know you.
- Really.
536
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,419
And if you want to talk, I am here.
537
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:17,006
Yeah. Well, I'm good.
538
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,051
Mmm.
539
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,806
Yeah, you know what?
540
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,600
The truth is
my lawyers are stonewalling,
541
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,227
because, uh, your lawyers
are trying to fuck me over.
542
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,314
So, shall we just leave it to them,
543
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:36,192
and then you and me
canjust, uh, flirt
544
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,695
and you can do your whole
la-Dee-fucking-da smile
545
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,214
and we can just be all chummy
and everything,
546
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,740
because I love all that shit?
547
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:45,117
Have a fucking line
if you need one that badly.
548
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,202
Yeah, I will, okay?
549
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,662
- Fuck you.
- Thanks.
550
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,385
Everything isn't what you think.
You know?
551
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:52,166
You can't see inside me just 'cause
I've told you the occasional...
552
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,342
Well, well, well.
What the fuck's going on here?
553
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,827
This looks, uh, mighty fucking cozy.
554
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,036
Um...
555
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,496
Hi. Hi, Kendall.
556
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,747
- Hi.
- We were just, uh...
557
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,718
Well, we were just saying that I think
that the first time I came here
558
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,920
was back when
you guys were kids, like,
559
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,672
maybe 1986, I think.
560
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,632
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
- Remember that?
561
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:43,467
Right. Great.
562
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:49,724
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I should, uh, circulate.
563
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,767
- Okay.
- All rightie.
564
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,811
- We'll see you later.
- Yep.
565
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,734
Well, I'm happy to tell,
but, uh, do we have to do it tonight?
566
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,613
You know, 'cause it's about
the corporate cover-up of crimes
567
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,824
and institutionalized sexual abuse.
568
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,908
Oh, fuck.
569
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:12,288
Well, bad for dad. Great for Gil.
570
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:13,873
It's not very "weddingy."
571
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,167
Yeah, still...
572
00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:21,088
Okay. So...
573
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,801
There were payoffs, there was
574
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,680
legal and semi-illegal intimidation...
575
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,933
And do you personally
have plausible deniability?
576
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,810
Yes, I think so. Yeah.
577
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:38,397
Digital deep-clean, and, uh,
I shredded the paper material.
578
00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:39,982
- Great.
- An outside team.
579
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,193
And inside,
to sign the paper out... Greg.
580
00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,611
- Greg.
- Yeah.
581
00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:46,822
Just thought family would be safest,
and Greg's expendable. You know.
582
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,700
What, you'd kill Greg?
583
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:51,827
No. But you know, he's family, right?
584
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,662
- So we shut him up.
- Yeah, okay, right.
585
00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:57,792
What are you gonna do with this?
586
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:03,422
'Cause if I give you the details,
it could really hurt me, shiv.
587
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,802
You're not gonna let me get hurt?
588
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:15,976
I'll need specifics.
589
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,231
Okay. So...
590
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,984
Keep him away from me.
591
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:14,285
Your father's making a
subtle entrance, as I see.
592
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:19,707
Hey.
593
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,793
Come on. Forbidden fruit.
594
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,003
Nate.
595
00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:25,880
Has the chicken laid the egg?
596
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,300
Uh, no. Not yet. Nojoy.
597
00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:35,598
Look at you.
598
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:45,733
I'm desperate to make you concentrate
on nothing but me for just 15 minutes.
599
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,277
You think I used
to concentrate on you?
600
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,239
Nate.
601
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,592
So, Greg egg.
602
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,930
- How long do you give it?
- Uh, I'm sorry?
603
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,723
The marriage. How long do you give it?
604
00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,061
Is there doubt afoot?
605
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,899
I mean, I for one think
they look solid as a rock.
606
00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:29,235
But there you go,
I'm just an old romantic.
607
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,034
Yeah, yeah!
608
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,040
- Here we are.
- Thank you.
609
00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,939
- Hello.
- Hey.
610
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:11,110
I'm feeling much better.
611
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,654
He's much improved.
612
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,573
Great.
Though you weren't actually invited.
613
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:19,799
Maybe I can get them to make you
an omelette and find you a chair.
614
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:23,706
I think usually the ones
who are paying get a chair, no?
615
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,333
Oh, I didn't realize
you'd contributed, marcia.
616
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,627
So rude of me. Thank you.
617
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,148
Let's get to the fucking room,
shall we?
618
00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:38,053
How is the big man? Well, well, well.
It's good to see you. You good?
619
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:41,140
All good. Everything is good,
acquisition-wise.
620
00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,975
All we have to do is shut down
621
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,768
the voice of the fucking people
over there.
622
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,062
Oh, there he is.
623
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,031
- Will you excuse me?
- Absolutely.
624
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,461
Kendall.
625
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:13,297
Kendall: Hey, dad.
626
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,343
So, what about it, son?
627
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,887
You want to jump out the trenches
and play a game of soccer?
628
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,379
Can I bring you some corn
to get you through the winter?
629
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,477
How you doing? What's the news?
630
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,271
Oh, keeping busy.
631
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,402
You need a reference for your resume?
632
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:40,783
"Relatively punctual.
Prone to bouts of insubordination."
633
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,161
Yeah, well, you know.
634
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:51,668
How long are you gonna fuck about
on the outside?
635
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,545
Uh-huh.
636
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,128
You, uh... you recruiting?
637
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:59,343
What, uh, new head
of being continually thwarted?
638
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,142
How would a TV network suit you? Huh?
639
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:12,731
One of the big guys when I land it.
Could that work?
640
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,109
You feeling the heat on your own?
641
00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,278
Yeah? A little?
You want me back?
642
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:21,657
Like, to, uh, to put that
in a press release?
643
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,620
I'm just a lovely guy.
644
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:42,302
Can you top me up, please?
645
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,432
So, what was all that about,
cocksucker?
646
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,144
Oh, he was just, uh, telling me
what a sensational job you're doing.
647
00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:53,147
Fuck you.
648
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,901
Did he mention the launch?
Does he know that I've accelerated?
649
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,573
Say something fucking funny?
650
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,992
- Hello.
- Oh.
651
00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,594
Caroline collingwood,
mother of the bride.
652
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,953
Oh, hi, I'm stewy.
653
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:12,291
- So, how long do you give it?
- I'd say forever.
654
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,253
Or until shiv goes away for the week,
whichever comes first.
655
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,463
Excuse me.
656
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,256
You beast.
657
00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,010
Hi, mom. I hear you're asking
"how long you give it?"
658
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,803
Just a cheeky icebreaker.
659
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,904
Okay, well,
it's pretty fucking horrible.
660
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,434
It's not all about you, shiv.
Other people need something to say.
661
00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:33,437
Okay, well, can you ask them about
the price of fucking fish instead?
662
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,274
- I like your girlfriend, ro.
- Oh, thank you.
663
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,611
I met her at a sex party where
she was giving the groom a blowjob.
664
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,616
- You should marry that one.
- Excuse me?
665
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,743
And, shiv, stop taking everything
so seriously.
666
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,161
I'm trying to sparkle.
667
00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:52,789
When people ask me how long I give it,
I say forever.
668
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,791
- Okay, well...
- It will be forever.
669
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,960
- Well, thank you.
- Or it'll feel like forever.
670
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,424
- She says she's being impish.
- She's being a stone-cold bitch.
671
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,800
Mmm-hmm.
672
00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:08,055
Uh, hey, you want to
meet up later tonight? All together?
673
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,932
- At the place?
- Shiv: Yeah.
674
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,101
So, uh...
675
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,482
You talked to the white whale?
What'd he have to say?
676
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,194
Nothing. I mean,
he's just shoring up his position.
677
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:24,321
It's not real. He's under pressure.
678
00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:27,032
Mmm. Are you good? No wobbles, right?
You okay?
679
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:31,078
I'm not gonna get, uh,
coldcocked here, am I?
680
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:32,955
'Cause I heard from frank
681
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,332
the Canadians
might not be too keen on me.
682
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,018
You talked to
the fucking grandfather clock?
683
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,085
Has he signed anything?
684
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,587
No, that would just be rude.
685
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,548
I mean, he... he...
686
00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:45,968
He used to give me flying lessons
in his fucking cessna.
687
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,344
Come on, man.
688
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,405
You're not a little prince anymore.
689
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,974
Don't rely on
sir talky of fuckchester, please.
690
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,183
He's good, stewy.
691
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,148
Gil: Are we working upstate, or...
692
00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:01,316
Ah!
693
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,694
Mr. Fuckhead, I presume.
694
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:07,614
Logan Roy, Logan Roy, Logan Roy.
695
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,575
Are we allowed to talk?
696
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,245
I've nothing but admiration for you,
personally, Mr. Roy.
697
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,746
Logan: Oh, really?
698
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,078
It's the sort of thing you say,
isn't it?
699
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,500
Ooh, classy.
700
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:23,630
So, what is it you've got against me?
701
00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,340
You're the one making it personal.
702
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:29,052
I'm just trying to do my job,
think of everyone, not just myself.
703
00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,887
The interest of each
is the good of all.
704
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,764
That is the whole of the law.
705
00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:34,641
You don't need to remind me
of my Adam Smith.
706
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:37,352
- I taught economics.
- Where? Kindergarten?
707
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:40,272
What about
"from each according to his ability,
708
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,732
"to each according to his need"?
709
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,984
What about, and this isn't me talking,
710
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,695
but what about me,
Mr. Fucking ability,
711
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,905
busting my chops in my auto shop
712
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:52,492
so that some needy fuck
from the projects
713
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,369
can Jack off on my time?
714
00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:55,829
That's the issue, I'm afraid.
715
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:58,624
Gil: Well, ifind that
a very reductive view of human nature.
716
00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,292
Logan:
Well, I didn't make human nature,
717
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,628
but I do know what they read
and what they watch.
718
00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:05,797
I make my nut off
what people really want.
719
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:07,841
Don't tell me about people.
720
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:10,427
I'd go flat broke in a week
if I didn't.
721
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,850
Marcia: Nice to meet you, senator.
722
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:20,479
Gil: Yeah.
723
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,317
Shiv: Sleep well, dad.
724
00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,153
- Marcia: Night.
- Thank you.
725
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,489
Might be your last good one
for a decade or so.
726
00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,407
Logan: Hmm?
727
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,076
The cruise situation.
728
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:37,621
I don't know
what you're talking about.
729
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,625
Yeah, sure.
Well, you might soon. Unless...
730
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,678
You could afford to be
UN petit peu plus agréable, Siobhan.
731
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,713
You don't understand, marcia.
732
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:59,184
Well, I know when I see
a spoiled slut.
733
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:00,477
Excuse me?
734
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,315
What the fuck? Who are you?
735
00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:07,734
Apart... I mean, apart from a machine
for gathering power?
736
00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:10,904
You don't know how vulnerable
a human being can be.
737
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:11,988
Oh, for fuck's sake.
738
00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:14,866
Have you ever had a fucking grapefruit
without an agenda?
739
00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:18,453
He made you a playground,
and you think it's a whole world.
740
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,497
Well...
741
00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:22,958
Go out and see how you like it.
742
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,376
Fuck off.
743
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,261
Well, you two seem to be
the best of friends.
744
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,597
Aw, come on. It's okay.
745
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,933
Hey, pinky.
746
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:44,062
Someone will be in touch.
747
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,024
Great.
748
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,198
You know, you're fucking great.
749
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,242
Thank you!
750
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:01,788
You're not a head fuck.
Or a bitch or a leech.
751
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,416
You say such pretty things.
752
00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:06,960
You never once asked to stay over,
753
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:11,214
or how it works with my dad,
or the trust,
754
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,508
or what my stake is, you know?
755
00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,179
I'm just pathologically incurious.
756
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:23,957
What if I was prepared to marry you?
757
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,356
- Hello.
- Hiya.
758
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,359
- Right.
- What?
759
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,030
Shiv's getting married,
Kendall got married...
760
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,991
Ah, I see. So, how about you
come down off of mt. Olympus
761
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,785
and propose to a mere mortal?
762
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:40,952
Yeah, what if?
763
00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:46,124
- Crazy.
- Why is this crazy?
764
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,753
Because this isn't... this isn't
a normal relationship.
765
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:56,510
Well, um, for one thing,
we never fuck.
766
00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,345
Oh, yeah, we do.
767
00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,138
- No, we don't.
- Yeah, come on.
768
00:44:00,222 --> 00:44:02,224
Yeah, we do.
We've been busy, that's all.
769
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:06,394
No, you, like, kind ofjerked off
near me, once.
770
00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:08,104
There's no need to be disgusting.
771
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:10,788
I mean, to be honest, Roman,
I've had more sexual contact
772
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,692
- with the groom than I have with you.
- Oh.
773
00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:14,003
I asked you not to talk about that.
774
00:44:14,027 --> 00:44:15,862
I've slept with a lot of guys,
Roman Roy,
775
00:44:15,946 --> 00:44:17,948
and if that is gonna be a problem,
you better say.
776
00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:19,342
It's not gonna be a problem.
It's Tom's.
777
00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:21,446
I don't wanna talk about it.
You want to get married?
778
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:26,873
Babe.
779
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,836
Do you think this is the way
to get someone to stay?
780
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,469
Shiv: Hey, hey, Gerri.
781
00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:43,014
Thank you for meeting me here.
782
00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:44,140
Uh-huh. What is this?
783
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,101
Uh, just a chat.
784
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,228
Right. It's your wedding,
785
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,063
why do I feel like
I'm about to get fucked?
786
00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:53,275
Okay, it's late.
Uh, here's the situation.
787
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,569
I know all about
the cruise division horror show.
788
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,028
And the cover-up.
789
00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,619
And Gil wants to go to town on you,
but maybe I can get him to hold off,
790
00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,910
if atn stops the personal stuff.
Gil's wife.
791
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,162
You want us to stop attacking him?
792
00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:08,498
Poor little fragile
presidential candidate.
793
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:11,543
No, keep attacking him
all through the primaries,
794
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,379
fire up our base, and then
just back off for the general.
795
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:17,233
They're journalists, shiv,
not remote-controlled little...
796
00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,593
Yeah, sure they are.
I just feel confident that, you know,
797
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:23,013
a little public comment or two
from my dad, an email,
798
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,951
and the minions realign pretty quick.
799
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,685
So, uh, you are, um...
800
00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:32,147
- Just to be clear...
- Oh, yeah. No, I'm bullying you.
801
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,940
Yes. I'm blackmailing you.
802
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,252
I'm threatening to destroy my father.
However you want to put it.
803
00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:39,404
- And you're happy with that?
- Oh, come on, it is what it is.
804
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,657
You used to be such a nice girl.
805
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,720
And Tom needs to be clean.
806
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,705
Move him on, move him up,
maybe abroad.
807
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:50,916
With clean hands.
808
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,542
You're very pushy, missy.
809
00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:54,878
Thank you, fairy godmother.
810
00:45:56,838 --> 00:45:59,049
And if I was
authorized to accept,
811
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,885
can you get Mr. Smith
to fuck off back to Washington
812
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,304
and not pull down his pants
to show off his amazing morals?
813
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,890
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I can persuade him that a dirty lbj
814
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,892
gets more done than a clean mcgovern.
815
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,439
Okay, well, good night.
816
00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:16,232
Hey.
817
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:20,320
Uh, no marriage advice
from my dear old godmother?
818
00:46:21,655 --> 00:46:23,698
I don't know.
I was never very good at all that.
819
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,076
My husband died.
820
00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:28,828
"Don't let him die"?
821
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,919
Okay, what is this?
I was in the middle of a conversation.
822
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:38,588
Dude, I am super-sorry.
Jess, could you give us a second?
823
00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:40,048
No. Stew? Seriously.
824
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,651
Ken, I got... I got Sandy on the line.
825
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,095
Sandy?
826
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,057
- Fuck.
- What is it?
827
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,183
He can tell you.
828
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,453
Uh, you can say, stew.
What's with the theatrics?
829
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,121
Woman:
Can you hold for Mr. Furness?
830
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,748
Stewart: He was just there.
Where'd he go?
831
00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:57,315
You're not gonna say? Seriously?
832
00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,026
Is this the coldcock?
833
00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:01,837
I think it's just best
that he tell you. That's all.
834
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:02,988
You're such a pussy.
835
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,992
Is... is... is this,
uh, Canadian shit?
836
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,495
It's about that bear hug letter.
837
00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:13,123
- Starting the takeover.
- Okay.
838
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,667
An acceleration.
839
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:20,088
- No, no, no. No, no, no. Fuck off.
- This weekend.
840
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:23,383
- Hello, Sandy?
- At my sister's wedding?
841
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,676
Are you insane?
842
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,971
What do you want this to be,
one wedding and four fucking funerals?
843
00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:29,431
- San dy: Hello?
- Okay.
844
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,975
Hi. Yeah, he told me already.
845
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:34,936
No, absolutely not, no way, no. No!
Fuck this!
846
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,773
Listen. But you told frank Vernon.
847
00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:42,902
That has... I hinted.
848
00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:47,240
We've been contacted by a reporter,
and they know something's cooking.
849
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:51,953
We have to go tomorrow or risk a leak,
which kills us.
850
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:56,124
No. We're all together, okay?
851
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,460
This is... this is not a good time.
852
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,670
Well, it really is a good time.
853
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:04,382
Your dad's out of the loop in the UK.
We catch him off-guard.
854
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:13,308
I... I need to, uh, you know,
855
00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:14,851
prepare.
856
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:16,352
Uh, I... I...
857
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:21,983
Sandy, I need prep time.
Okay? For the approach.
858
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,944
You can't make an omelet
without breaking some dicks.
859
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,739
Look, I'm sorry. Okay?
860
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,657
We'll be in touch with the letter,
861
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,869
and let's close-coordinate
on the minute it's presented.
862
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,246
Okay? Thanks, kid.
863
00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:37,916
Motherfucker.
864
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,687
- Hey. How you doing?
- Roman and Kendall: Hey.
865
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:56,559
Where's con?
866
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,555
Kendall: Uh... Roman: Did...
867
00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,356
- Kendall: Con? Was he invited?
- Did you tell him?
868
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,399
- No.
- Roman: Oh.
869
00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:04,859
Come on. What?
870
00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:06,423
You want me to get him? I told Willa.
871
00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:10,448
Fucking hell!
872
00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,492
Why did you get in the boat?
873
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,163
No, I'm good. I got shit to do.
874
00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:19,249
Roman: What? Why did you...
Why are we here?
875
00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:20,792
I thought this was for old times.
876
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:22,669
Uh...
877
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,172
What about you, you wanna smoke my j?
878
00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:28,299
No, I got shit to do too.
A lot cooking.
879
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,094
What the fuck! Really?
880
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,804
All right, one hit.
881
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,849
There we go, motherfucker.
Ooh. Steal it.
882
00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,059
Diss.
883
00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,478
- Intercepted.
- Old times.
884
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,816
So, listen, guys, um...
885
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,695
I do have something
I need to tell you. Um...
886
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:51,906
I was at mom's earlier,
887
00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,450
she had me going through, like,
her papers and stuff,
888
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,994
sorting through some shit,
889
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,872
and, uh, it turns out, uh, shiv,
890
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,082
you're adopted.
891
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:05,503
And, Ken? You're adopted.
892
00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:07,589
And Connor is obviously adopted.
893
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:11,676
And so all that shit's coming to me,
so you can fuck off.
894
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,959
Shiv: I'm sorry. I don't know why
I asked you down here.
895
00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:15,709
Roman: No, it's good.
896
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:17,390
Congratulations.
897
00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:20,852
I'm happy for you.
898
00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:23,688
I'm happy for you.
899
00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:25,315
Thanks.
900
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,030
It's gotta not be so easy for you
901
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:35,074
to be on the outside,
seeing me do big shit.
902
00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,997
- Yeah.
- Big of you. Thank you.
903
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,792
Kendall: Yeah, well...
904
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:49,255
Can I suggest a hug?
905
00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:52,234
- You serious?
- What is it... what?
906
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,676
- Yeah. I'm serious.
- Why?
907
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,970
Just, come on. Bring it in.
908
00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:58,598
- You know you want to.
- I'm going butt first.
909
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:00,850
Here I come.
910
00:51:01,351 --> 00:51:02,852
Here we all are!
911
00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:08,441
Roman: Ow! I think
I cut the nipple right off!
912
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:14,906
I don't know. I mean, like,
I think I owe it to him,
913
00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,669
but I don't want to be
the one to tell him.
914
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:18,576
You know?
915
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,789
I mean, like,
what if he finds out that I knew?
916
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:31,297
Like, I either...
917
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:34,968
I either owe it to tell him...
Owe it to him to tell him,
918
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:39,347
or I don't owe it to him to totally
not tell him.
919
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,640
I think tell him.
920
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,851
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
921
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,605
Maybe don't.
922
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,649
I don't fucking know.
923
00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:09,252
Kendall: Right.
924
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:13,673
Well, no, we can't do that, because
that'll trigger the disclosure...
925
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:59,802
Greg: Oh, shit. That's him.
Wait. Stop. Stop.
926
00:53:00,053 --> 00:53:01,637
Great night. Thanks for the ride.
927
00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:04,891
- Hey, Tom!
- Tom: Hey, hey! See you.
928
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,603
Greg: Hey, wait up!
Tom: Morning, Greg!
929
00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:13,524
Look, Tom, uh...
930
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,861
I... I... I, uh, didn't know...
931
00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,869
Like, exactly how to tell you this,
932
00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:25,578
and I've been up all night trying
to think exactly how to broach...
933
00:53:27,497 --> 00:53:28,998
So I want to just say that... that...
934
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:32,043
I think that shiv is...
935
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,105
I think she's having an affair.
936
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:36,964
No. You're wrong.
937
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,467
No, I mean, not...
938
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,260
Shut up, Greg. Shut up.
939
00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:42,553
No, because I...
940
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:45,449
- You are. You're wrong.
- Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
941
00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:47,600
You are wrong, so we're all good.
942
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,685
- Okay, good.
- Okay? So, good.
943
00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:51,104
Thank you for your time.
944
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,123
- Yeah. And you don't want to hear...
- All right.
945
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,333
I don't want to hear anything, Greg,
946
00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:55,667
'cause it was a misunderstanding.
947
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,068
- I saw what I saw...
- Shut up.
948
00:53:57,193 --> 00:53:58,504
I just said shut up. Shut the fuck up.
949
00:53:58,528 --> 00:53:59,880
All right, but I think
you should know...
950
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,906
No. Shut the fuck up, Greg.
951
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,158
- I'm trying to help you.
- Shut up, will you?
952
00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,952
- Fucking shut up.
- Dude! What the hell?
953
00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,037
I told you to
fucking shut up, will you?
954
00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:10,790
Get off of me.
955
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,625
- Just shut up.
- What the fuck, man?
956
00:54:13,543 --> 00:54:14,627
- Yeah, I...
- Shut up!
957
00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:30,393
You know, I was quite outraged
when she suggested this.
958
00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:34,439
I don't like being outside the us.
For too long.
959
00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:35,898
Doesn't sit well.
960
00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:38,276
And there's a mercilessness I miss.
961
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,195
I'm not used to these
squalid little deals.
962
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:42,905
Yeah, living with
the safety catch off,
963
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,323
fucking without a rubber.
964
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,243
Everywhere else feels so soft.
965
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,579
I mean, look at this fucking place.
966
00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:54,083
Yeah, well, it's...
It's all quite refined.
967
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:59,046
Logan: Refined?
Slaves. Cotton and sugar.
968
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,550
This country's nothing
but an off-shore laundry
969
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,553
for turning evil into hard currency.
970
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,992
Is this where you tell me
you're working for the communists?
971
00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,059
And now it just lies here, you know,
972
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:14,270
living off its capital,
sucking in immigrants
973
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:16,898
to turn it
and stop it getting bed sores.
974
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,375
I was looking foward
to taking you down.
975
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,360
You've got a very persuasive daughter.
976
00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:25,490
But doesn't a deal
feel so much better?
977
00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:27,867
Handshake?
978
00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:32,413
I don't think either of us
want to get dirty, do we?
979
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,352
Yeah.
980
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:10,993
Stewart: You wanna game it?
981
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,120
Kendall: Sure.
982
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:17,333
Deliver the letter,
he calls emergency board...
983
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:22,004
We go public, world blows up.
984
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:39,689
The arbs dive in, he tells the world
some, uh, fairy tales,
985
00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:42,024
talks poison pill, other defenses,
986
00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:45,444
board says, "hang on,
we don't want to get sued."
987
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,073
Thank you.
988
00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,917
Dad says, "fuck the shareholders,"
989
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:04,338
he calls analysts, calls hedge funds,
tries to find a white knight,
990
00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:06,048
calls us, tells us to fuck off.
991
00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:08,092
He's a good man, pinky.
992
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:10,886
He's a good man.
993
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:23,482
Price rockets, because everyone knows
we're gonna win.
994
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:34,368
Stewart: You think there's a chance
he'll just do a deal?
995
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,747
Have you met my dad?
996
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,668
Nope. He'll never retreat.
997
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,339
It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile.
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