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There you go.
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Thanks.
Appreciate it.
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You got it.
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Check her out.
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What, do you think
she's on your team?
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We'd be lucky to have her.
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Is it just me,
or have there been, like, tons
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of hot girls
everywhere lately?
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I can't say.
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My senses
have been dulled
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by years of monogamy.
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My hormones
are going nuts.
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I've officially
crossed over
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from the nausea stage
of pregnancy
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into the horny stage.
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Nauseous then horny...
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That's the reverse
of Audrey's process.
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I'm serious, man.
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- I'm going crazy.
- Well...
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Too bad you can't do anything
about it.
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Who says?
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I can't believe we have
to have this conversation.
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We're paying you
to be our surrogate.
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So, as long as
our kid's in there
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that whole area
is closed for business.
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Uh, you are not the boss
of my business.
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Well, actually,
for the next five months, I am.
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Um, just think of it
as a, uh,
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crowded night club...
No one new gets in
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until someone comes out.
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All right.
Well, before you install
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a velvet rope and a bouncer
down there...
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I mean, it's not
really an issue.
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With your giant-headed baby
inside me,
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I don't know who'd be
into me anyway.
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It is pretty unappealing,
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although...
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The upper deck's
never looked better.
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I know, right?
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I'm kind of
turning myself on.
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Speaking of which,
time for another drink.
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with the rack over there?
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She's been
checking you out.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- You should send her a drink.
- Good call.
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Can I send some white wine
to the woman over there?
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She looks more like
a scotch, beer kind of gal.
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Hey, you know what would be
a class move?
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Send over some nachos.
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You're
the cheapest man alive.
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Cheap like a fox.
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Oh, don't forget her nachos.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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here you go...
Double whiskey.
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Enjoy your breakfast.
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Mm, thank you.
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Is this one of those, uh,
leaving Las Vegas things,
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where you take a look
at your life
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and decide to drink yourself
to death?
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She asked hopefully.
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No, I'm getting
a wisdom tooth pulled today,
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- and I'm prepping.
- Hmm.
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Um, excuse me, could I get
a side order of fruit?
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No need...
We got the melons right here.
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I know, right?
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I've got, like,
the biggest boobs in the world.
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All right, grow up,
Russell.
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That is just...
That's nature's way
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of preparing for the baby.
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More like nature's way
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of preparing me
to pound one out.
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Well, I got to go.
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- Hey, where you going?
- Uh, to meet a new friend.
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It's the, uh, waitress
from the bar the other night.
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Wait.
When did that happen?
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Um, after you
got kicked out
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for trying to get that guy
to buy me a surf and turf.
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She and I...
We had a nice little chat,
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- and, uh, I got her number.
- Really?
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Even after she saw
that whole mess?
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Also known as our child.
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She didn't seem to have
a problem with it.
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So we are seeing a movie
at the Alexandria.
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- Huh.
- Ooh, interesting.
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You know,
the Alexandria is uptown.
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After the film,
might the two of you
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be heading
in the opposite direction?
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Stayed an extra 30 seconds,
paid the price.
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Brenda and a waitress?
Russell likey.
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Nothing's going to happen.
I made that clear last night.
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Her area is off-limits.
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Jeff,
Brenda is a grown woman.
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Whatever she does with
her "area" is her decision.
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And if she and her friend
would like me to film it...
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Again, her call.
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Oh, my God.
You are disgusting.
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You are like a cockroach.
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Hmm. Pardon me?
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What kind of roach?
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Uh, in my defense,
this is not my first one.
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Oh, hi, Barbara.
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Hi, Lily.
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Oh, isn't she so cute?
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You know,
I'm having a baby soon.
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Oh, congratulations,
Audrey.
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When are you due?
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Oh, no, no.
I'm not having it.
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We're actually using a friend of
my husband's as our surrogate.
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But it's not weird or anything.
She's a lesbian.
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Mommy,
what's a lesbian?
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Thanks. I've been meaning
to explain that to her.
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Sorry.
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Oh, that is such a nice doll
you have there.
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What is her name?
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- Dolly.
- Well...
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It is very nice
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- to meet you, dol...
- Mommy!
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Crap! I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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- Here, I'll fix her.
- That's okay.
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Now we... now we're going
to take her
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to the doll hospital,
okay?
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Yes, yes.
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I am going to take her
to the doll hospital.
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I'm going to take her there
right now.
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Watch me go,
here I go.
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No, there's an actual hospital
at the doll town store.
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That's where they have to go
to be repaired.
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- Oh, seriously?
- Yeah.
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Oh, okay. I'll... I'll take
her there for you.
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- Oh, okay. Thanks.
- Sure.
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No problem,
no problem.
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I'll have her back to you
this afternoon, good as new.
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Okay, bye-bye, Lily.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, Jen, um,
you remember when you said
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that I wasn't a tough,
edgy kind of guy?
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Yes. You were wearing
an avocado exfoliating mask.
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Yeah, and I glowed
for a week.
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Well, take a look
who is tough and edgy now.
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Huh?
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Wha... no... wha...
Are you... are you scared?
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You scared,
yet a little turned on?
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You got a tattoo
because I said
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- you weren't edgy?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's temporary, yo.
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- Why barbed wire?
- Because...
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It's forbidden.
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It's not forbidden.
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You can buy it
at the hardware store.
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Yeah, but they keep it
behind the counter,
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and you have to
ask the guy.
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Plus, the real one's going
to have even sharper barbs.
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Come on, please,
don't get a real one.
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That's the wrong thing
to say to a rebel, baby.
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Now I only want to do it more.
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Gallant is such a wuss.
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Goofus... that's the guy
you want to be.
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Sir, Goofus is eating
all the cookies himself,
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leaving none for anyone...
You know what?
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I'm not having
this argument again.
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What's up your tepee,
geroni-mope?
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Hmm. Seems
like appropriate gratitude
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for making me
give up my saturday
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to babysit you
at the dentist.
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Really? What else
would you be doing...
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Sitting at home,
reading a book about glasses?
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Yes. I'm farsighted
and deserve contempt for it.
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Hey. Hello.
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Uh, just to confirm...
We will be using
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all available sedatives on me?
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- Absolutely.
- Okay.
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There's a switch.
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A woman giving you
knockout drugs.
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What... what are you doing?
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What Goofus would do.
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But she just said you were
getting a sedative, sir.
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Hey, I'm having
a wisdom tooth out.
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It's major surgery.
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It's not like your country,
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where they just line you up
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and have a goat
kick you in the mouth.
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I can't believe it costs
50 bucks to fix a doll.
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Soon it will be a real baby.
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Kind of a nice way to practice
taking care of one.
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Hold the door!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Here! No, no.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding.
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Don't worry...
Not real.
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Oh, my heart's
pounding, too, bro.
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Uh, no. Honestly, I didn't
think you were going to call.
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Well, I'm glad I did.
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Me too.
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Oh, my God!
You guys are here, too.
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- Oh, my God.
- Jeff, what are you doing here?
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Are you kidding me?
I'm a huge fan of this crap.
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You just try keeping me away
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from "an Icelandic
woman's tale
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of unrequited love
and redemption"...
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- Subtitled.
- You're going to hate this.
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You said the expendables
was too think-y.
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They weren't expendable.
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They were very necessary
to the operation.
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Uh, you remember Andrea
from the other night?
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I do, and, um...
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Regarding my tip, um,
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I did not expect
to be seeing you again.
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Well, don't worry about it.
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I'm going to go
get us some popcorn.
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- Great.
- Extra butter.
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Okay, what the hell
are you doing here?
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I said
no monkey business...
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Not until after
the baby is born.
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We discussed this
at the bar.
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Look, I'm on a date, okay?
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And I would like for it
to go well.
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Oh. I don't want it
to go at all.
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Well, that's not your call.
So beat it.
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No, no, no.
I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm staying right here.
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To do what? To try to prevent
me from hooking up?
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Are you actually trying
to beaver-dam me?
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Uh, yeah.
The velvet rope is up.
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I'm the bouncer.
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And your little
waitress friend...
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Not on the list.
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- Jeff...
- Want to go in?
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Whoa!
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Thank you so much.
Uh, I'll take him from here.
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Here we go, sir.
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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- He can't eat for an hour.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, and he shouldn't lift
anything heavy.
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What did he say?
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He said,
"not lift anything heavy?
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How am I going to pee?"
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Right.
Now, give him more aspirin
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if it starts
to swell or throb.
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If it starts...
If it starts to...
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Perhaps we should just go.
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So...
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Did you enjoy the film?
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I did. I did. I actually
found it pretty moving.
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Good.
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Those ugly people
sure seemed fired up
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about the wheat harvest.
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So you want to get
something to eat?
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- Yeah, I would love to.
- Oh, me too.
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I'm starved.
I could eat that moose
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that kept popping up
in that farmer's dream.
251
00:12:22,105 --> 00:12:24,138
Oh, Jeff, look,
Audrey's texting me.
252
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,940
She says she needs you
home right away.
253
00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:28,309
Oh, wait.
Uh, she just texted me, too.
254
00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:29,844
"Ignore the text
I sent Brenda.
255
00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:31,679
Stay out as late
as you like."
256
00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,032
Where are we going?
257
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,850
There's a chinese place
across the street.
258
00:12:35,852 --> 00:12:36,735
Aren't you vegan?
259
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,352
Yeah, but
I can make it work.
260
00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:40,939
No, no. No.
261
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,741
Let's go get vegan food!
262
00:12:43,743 --> 00:12:46,127
How does that sound, Jeff?
263
00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:51,332
Sounds like a love letter
to my colon.
264
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:54,135
Let's eat.
265
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:55,753
Yes.
266
00:12:55,755 --> 00:12:58,205
Thank you so much for drooling
on my favorite sweater.
267
00:12:58,207 --> 00:13:01,059
I suppose I can just have my
grandmother knit me another...
268
00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:03,344
From the grave.
269
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:09,216
Oh!
None of that!
270
00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:13,021
Okay, sir, we're here.
271
00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,389
Hmm? What's that?
An offer to pay?
272
00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:18,910
Oh, no, please, let me.
273
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,278
Thank you.
274
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,565
I'll come round
and get you, sir.
275
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:30,588
Oh!
Oh, dear.
276
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,599
Two trips to the doll hospital
in one day...
277
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,568
That's got to be a record.
278
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,770
Oh, things happen,
just like in life.
279
00:13:41,772 --> 00:13:44,823
But a good mom
learns from her mistakes,
280
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,242
isn't that right, Dolly?
281
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,293
Hello?
282
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,246
Oh! Oh, God!
283
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,614
Hello?
284
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,430
Ah, yes.
Uh, hello.
285
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,132
Um, I'm trying
to locate an item
286
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:13,635
I left in one
of your cabs.
287
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:18,473
Valuable?
No, it's my boss.
288
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,493
Yes, I'll hold.
289
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,362
That thing is wrecked.
290
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:24,830
Just buy a new one.
291
00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:26,915
Look...
292
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,084
Her head is just
a little bit caved in, okay?
293
00:14:29,086 --> 00:14:30,819
I think if I pry her eye out,
294
00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:34,339
I can pop her head out
from the inside.
295
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,659
I like her that way.
I think she looks badass.
296
00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:38,961
Oh, yes.
297
00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:40,629
Uh, thank you.
298
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,164
His height?
299
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,349
Hmm, well, I know
he's not tall enough
300
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,136
to ride the matterhorn
at Disneyland.
301
00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:49,838
He moped in the teacups
for hours.
302
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,023
Hair color, did you ask?
303
00:14:51,025 --> 00:14:53,258
Well, that would be
nice 'n easy number 46.
304
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,310
Eye color?
305
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,512
Black?
306
00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:59,148
I've never seen his eyes.
307
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,683
He's always staring
at my boobs.
308
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,686
Is beady a color?
309
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:07,072
Look, if you find
a drunken troll
310
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:11,410
making crude sexual innuendoes,
please do call us.
311
00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,829
Well, I better get going.
312
00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:17,466
I got an appointment
to go ink the guns.
313
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:19,835
All right, that's it.
314
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,370
Ow! Ow!
Why'd you do that?
315
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:24,006
Well, if you think
that hurt,
316
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:28,143
imagine an electric needle
stabbing you for hours.
317
00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:30,929
Hours?
318
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,483
Yes.
And there's blood.
319
00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:35,901
Mine?
320
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,355
Yeah, lots of it.
321
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,443
I think I'm just going
to grow, like, a badass 'stache.
322
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:47,579
Oh, yes!
323
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,703
I think it's time
to talk to her
324
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,072
about the big Dollhouse
in the sky.
325
00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:05,013
- Oh, that was so good.
- I know.
326
00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:07,883
Jeff, how was your meal?
327
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,768
Nothing better
after Icelandic cinema
328
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,521
than mung beans
and a shamburger.
329
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:15,524
Really? 'Cause it looks like
you barely touched it.
330
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:19,645
I'm saving room for dessert...
Carob pudding.
331
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:22,231
It's getting kind of late.
I guess...
332
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,700
Everyone's going to go
their separate ways.
333
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,451
So, Andrea, share a cab?
334
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,271
Actually, um,
I was going to ask Andrea
335
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:30,789
if she wanted to come back
to my place,
336
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,174
maybe have a glass of wine?
337
00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:36,328
- Oh, sure. I'd love to.
- Well, I'm in. This...
338
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:40,282
Kale shake's not doing it.
339
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:43,218
It's doing something.
340
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:47,806
No, Jeff, I meant
just me and Andrea.
341
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:51,126
Oh. I will walk you,
make sure that
342
00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,228
you two delicate flowers
get back safely.
343
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,564
I served
in the Israeli army.
344
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,399
Ah...
345
00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:59,184
The middle east...
346
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,905
There's a topic we could bat
around till the wee hours.
347
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:05,190
Okay, Jeff,
I'm just going to step in here.
348
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,994
I really think that it
is time for you to go.
349
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,329
Okay, come on,
what's... what's going on?
350
00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:12,447
All right, Andrea...
351
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,366
She's not a lesbian.
352
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:18,003
She and I are...
We're a thing.
353
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:20,856
That's right... I put that baby
in there the old-fashioned way.
354
00:17:20,858 --> 00:17:23,959
And she loved it.
355
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:28,597
Oh, my God.
Look, Jeff here is worried
356
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,499
that if something physical
were to happen
357
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,835
between you and me,
that it might interfere
358
00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:36,504
with the baby that I am
just carrying for him.
359
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:39,007
Oh. Well,
maybe I should go.
360
00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:41,777
- Oh, that'd be great.
- No, stay.
361
00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:44,313
Jeff, first of all...
362
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,598
And I really mean this...
363
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,133
You're an idiot.
364
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,053
- That's a little harsh.
- No, it's not.
365
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:53,538
Oh, hey, brah.
Yeah,
366
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,024
that carob pudding's
for you, man.
367
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,525
Go eat that in your van.
368
00:17:57,527 --> 00:18:00,045
Oh, God.
369
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,546
Jeff, please.
370
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,465
We have known each other
forever.
371
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,300
Do you really think
that I would do anything,
372
00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,920
even for a second, that could
possibly harm this baby?
373
00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:11,539
- I guess not, no.
- Okay.
374
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,892
Then I ask you... no...
375
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:17,545
I beg you... go.
376
00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:20,716
Maybe we should let
Andrea decide...
377
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,234
Go!
378
00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,486
All right, I will,
but you know what?
379
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:25,821
Not before I say this,
all right?
380
00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:28,607
If you guys are going
to start up with the horseplay...
381
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,660
Brenda,
you can go nuts on her,
382
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,028
you know, but, Andrea,
383
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,548
when it's your turn
to do stuff, just don't.
384
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,284
Is he serious?
385
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,586
Oh, yeah, I pull that
on Audrey all the time.
386
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,590
Just pretend you fell asleep.
387
00:18:50,014 --> 00:18:52,681
And yet,
Audrey is still straight.
388
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,683
Really proves
it's not a choice.
389
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,884
Mm-hmm.
390
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,520
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
391
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:01,273
Okay,
this is your building.
392
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:04,926
Your friend is on his way
to meet you.
393
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:07,229
Why don't we
just stay right here
394
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,281
until he arrives?
395
00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:10,732
You're the best, Timmy.
396
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,485
Oh, sorry, sir,
I'm not, uh...
397
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,154
You know what?
You're right.
398
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,657
I don't thank you enough.
399
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:23,328
Truth is, I don't know
what I'd do without you.
400
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,381
You're really my best friend.
401
00:19:26,383 --> 00:19:29,284
I love you.
402
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:32,337
Thank you so much.
I'll take him from here.
403
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,172
This is for you.
404
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,174
All right, sir.
405
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,759
Let's get you home.
406
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,962
When did you
start driving a cab?
407
00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:44,266
Ah, yes.
We all look alike.
408
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,068
Very original.
409
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,602
Anything nice
you'd like to say to me, sir,
410
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,355
considering I've given up
my entire saturday for you?
411
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,108
Hmm? No?
Didn't think so.
412
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,037
So you actually thought you
could talk them
413
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,039
- out of getting together?
- I know, right?
414
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,591
I'm generally arguing
the pro side
415
00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:06,423
of two chicks hooking up.
416
00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:08,952
Where are you
making this argument?
417
00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:11,564
Wherever it needs
to be made.
418
00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:16,352
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
419
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:20,240
Listen...
420
00:20:20,242 --> 00:20:23,193
Let's... let's just see
if Jeff and Audrey think
421
00:20:23,195 --> 00:20:25,078
this 'stache
makes me look edgy.
422
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,798
It doesn't.
You look like a '70s porn star.
423
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,784
Yeah, well,
from what I understand,
424
00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:33,503
those guys
got tons of tail.
425
00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:37,924
Okay? Now, just don't...
Don't tell them it's fake.
426
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:40,343
They saw you yesterday!
427
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,715
What's up?
428
00:20:44,716 --> 00:20:48,918
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