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Hi.
Hey.
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Oh, is somebody
eating with you?
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No, just me.
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Oh, of course.
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That's not
an obscene amount of food
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For one person.
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Well,
it's your fault.
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It's this baby
you put inside me.
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I am hungry all the time.
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Yesterday I ate a whole package
of hot dog buns.
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Well, now,
given your lifestyle,
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I'm guessing that
you passed on the wieners.
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Just coffee to go.
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Uh, scrambled eggs,
pancakes...
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No.
Hash browns, bacon...
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No, no, no, no.
A scone.
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There's no one
growing inside of you.
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He'll have egg whites,
dry toast, fruit,
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And turkey bacon.
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Ugh, turkey.
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Stupid lean,
flightless bird.
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Uh, you heard
what the doctor said
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About your cholesterol.
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He was impressed.
That you're alive.
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So then I guess
that's a "no"
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To steaks
and the NBA Playoffs
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Tonight at the cattle drive
bar and grill?
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The doctor said
Jeff has to drop 15 pounds.
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Oh, come on!
That's easy.
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He could shave that off
in body hair.
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Well, listen, just because
it worked for you...
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All right,
I gotta go to work.
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You be good.
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You, do not feed him
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No matter how much he begs
or licks your face.
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Do me a favor. Just...
Mmm.
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Eat with your mouth open
so I can smell it.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Yikes.
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Scoot over, preggo.
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I am exhausted.
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Jen started
this new boot-camp workout,
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So now we've been getting up
every day at dawn.
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You're working out
with her?
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No. I'm already
about as cut as you wanna be.
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Anyway, we're getting up
every day at 5:00,
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So it's lights out
by 9:30.
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So...You have
a bedtime.
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I wouldn't call it that.
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No, just a set time
every night
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That Jen makes you
go to bed.
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That's right.
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That's right. And I'm--
I'm not even sleepy that early.
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Maybe you should try
telling yourself this story.
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Good morning, sir.
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Timmy, I'm bored.
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Well, doing nothing
for 40 years
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Will often
bring that on, sir.
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Ugh. Now
I'm even bored-er.
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Hey!
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I finished running
those copies you wanted.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Dunbar,
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This is our new intern
from NYU, Topher.
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Hey, crockett
from Miami Cice called.
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he wants
his stubble back.
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I don't know
who that is.
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But you know what?
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I like the statement
you're making with your hair.
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Thanks.
Hey, um...
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Just so I know my statement
is coming across,
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What--what are you
getting exactly?
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Ironic '70s
porno guy.
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Oh, great,
it's working.
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Topher.
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All these copies
will need to be redone,
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I'm afraid.
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You missed side two
of the document.
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Fine, whatever.
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The world
doesn't need trees...
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Much.
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oh, that's funny.
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He says it like he thinks
that we don't need trees,
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But he really thinks
that we do.
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Yes, I was here.
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I like this guy.
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Maybe we should take him out
with us tonight.
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We're going
to this cool club.
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It's called spaces.
It's pretty maj.
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My friends and I
go there ironically
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To make fun of people
who actually like it.
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Mm.
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Dude, that's why
I go there--
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Ironically.
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But this clown
thinks it's cool.
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No, I go because you've
made it part of my job
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To stand next to you
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As you spew
crude double entendres
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At women just this side
of streetwalkers.
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Hey, if we're lucky
they're on this side.
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I pray my parents die
never knowing
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What I do for a living.
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They don't know
you work for me?
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In an effort
to preserve my dignity,
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I've told them
I'm the mop boy
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At the 8th avenue
peep show.
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Please. You couldn't carry
glenn's bucket.
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And if that's your attitude,
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Maybe I'll just hang out
with Topher here tonight.
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Whoo!
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It's me and you.
How about it, toph?
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You wanna go?
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Well, there's
an underground club
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I was gonna check out.
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I guess you could come.
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All right!
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I'll meet you there
at 9:00.
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so we
can stand there like tools
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For four hours
till it opens?
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Sandwich and fries for you.
Thank you.
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Salad, light dressing,
and a scoop of tuna.
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I ordered a hamburger.
What the...
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Audrey got to you,
didn't she?
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Yup.
Damn it.
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How'd she do that?
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You wouldn't understand.
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She tips.
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Well, I'm not gonna
be starting now.
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Hello there, gents.
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Mr. Dunbar's engaged tonight,
so I'm as free as a bird.
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Who might be up
for a wee bit o' mischief?
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Leprechauns?
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I mean, I would love to do
something with you, Timmy,
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But, um--
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Oh, crap.
I need to get home.
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Move, move.
It's, uh, past his bedtime.
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No, it isn't.
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Got 20 minutes.
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Well, then
why are you leaving?
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Oh, I still
have to take my bath.
145
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So what say,
mr. Bingham, hmm?
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An evening out?
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Capers and jests?
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And I assure you wherever
the night's fancy takes us
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Shall forever remain
entre nous.
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Uh, you know what?
I don't think so.
Uh, you know what?
I don't think so.
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Um...In fact...
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I'm sure, no.
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So I'll just pay
for this then,
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Shall I?
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Is this seat taken?
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Oh, my god.
Jeff, what are you doing here?
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Don't act all surprised,
Brett Favre,
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Teasing me with this photo
of your meat.
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You wanted this to happen.
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Does Audrey know
you're here?
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No.
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She can't find out.
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Don't worry.
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This'll be our secret.
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Well, it has to be.
Tonight it's just you, me...
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And whatever's left
of that cow.
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See, isn't it nice
going to sleep together?
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I'd hate to become
one of those couples
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With separate bedtimes.
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I know.
That would be...
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Different than this.
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I need you.
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I have trouble falling asleep
without you in the bed.
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Hey, you know what
helps me fall asleep?
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Sex stuff.
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I would,
but it's already past 9:30.
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But we haven't done it
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Since you started
this boot camp.
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I know.
But you can still hold me.
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That's--
that's just as good.
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Mm.
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Oh, yeah.
This is great.
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That was amazing.
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Ohh...
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You are insatiable.
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Yeah, I don't get to do this
with Audrey anymore,
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So I wanted
to make the most of it.
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Oh...
Audrey.
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I feel so guilty going
behind her back like this.
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Uh, look. I do too.
It just happened.
191
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It's not like
we planned that.
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Jeff, you phoned in
your order.
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So...What do you think?
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Tomorrow you
can maybe sneak away
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For a little
duane's barbecue?
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No. Look, we gotta make this
just a one-time thing.
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I suppose you're right.
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Would you like me
to bring you
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Some dessert menus?
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Very much so.
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Sir?
Yo!
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I'm shocked
to see you in so early.
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It's not early, dude.
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I'm still going
from last night, bro.
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Oh, you--
you haven't been to sleep?
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00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:03,706
sleep?
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00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,759
I'll take
"outmoded societal constructs"
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00:10:05,761 --> 00:10:07,594
For 200, Alex.
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00:10:07,596 --> 00:10:09,095
Who's Alex?
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I don't know.
I don't have a tv.
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I'm not a douche.
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00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,552
You do
and you are, sir.
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Dude, I was out
all night with Topher
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And his NYU crew.
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We went to happening places
on purpose
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D lame ones ironically.
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At no point
did anyone question
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Who invited hall
from hall and oates?
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Spoken like
a jealous oates.
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That's right.
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You're oates.
Take it.
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Sir.
Take it!
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It's taken.
I'm oates.
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you admitted it.
225
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Look, where is Topher?
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I have some filing
for him to do.
227
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Whoa, whoa.
Topher's not some slave
228
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For you to oppress,
general moammar ka-dorky.
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Topical.
Take it.
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00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:03,483
It's taken!
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00:11:03,485 --> 00:11:06,385
Topher's busy planning
our next hangout.
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Are you sure
you can keep up with Topher
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And his pretentious
hipster friends?
234
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The question is,
can they keep up with...
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Me?
236
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:20,283
And now,
newly re-energized,
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I've got important work
to do in my office.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Hey, thanks again
for those flowers.
241
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Oh.
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Just because.
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Tied to no reason.
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00:12:03,611 --> 00:12:04,844
Hello.
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Guess what
I'm about to eat
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00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:08,197
Right now?
247
00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:10,349
It's larry from work.
248
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:13,102
I'd better go take this.
249
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Mm-hmm.
250
00:12:17,308 --> 00:12:20,226
What are you doing?
Audrey was right next to me!
251
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Dude, I am
at duane's barbecue, okay?
252
00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:25,698
And they just brought me
the biggest rack of ribs
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I have ever seen
in my entire life.
254
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Hold on, hold on.
255
00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:35,274
Okay, I'm sending you
a picture of my rack.
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Whoa.
Jeff!
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Yes.
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Hey, while you're in there,
check the kale, give it a stir.
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Okay.
260
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Why don't you
come join me?
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Look, we agreed,
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00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,227
You and I,
it was a one-time thing.
263
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:57,346
Plus, Audrey's
already making...
264
00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:58,981
Dinner.
265
00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:03,719
Everything okay?
266
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:06,272
I gotta run off
to the office.
267
00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:07,740
Right now?
268
00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:11,077
But I made
a pound and a half of kale.
269
00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:12,662
I know. I feel bad.
270
00:13:12,664 --> 00:13:15,164
It's just larry said
the nasdaq's all--
271
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,366
It's this whole thing.
272
00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:21,737
Oh, don't try to look it up
on the internet.
273
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,706
It'll just depress you.
274
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:28,444
The fire we reported
at the old fire hall
275
00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:29,912
Is still burning
out of control.
276
00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:31,413
There are no reports
of injuries,
277
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:33,299
But a three-block area
has been...
278
00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:38,604
The score remains
exactly 97, 98.
279
00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:19,061
I'm confused why the senate
can't summon the backbone
280
00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:20,896
To kill the...
281
00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,574
Check out that loser
in front of us.
282
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:34,310
He's been waiting
an hour and a half to get in.
283
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:40,700
Isn't that
what we're doing?
284
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:51,177
This place is gonna be
pretty great.
285
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:54,380
Yeah. Great.
286
00:14:57,134 --> 00:15:00,219
Um, are you being ironic?
287
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:03,339
Yeah, totally am.
288
00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:07,109
Oh. Well, then,
uh, wanna get out of here,
289
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,694
Go somewhere else?
290
00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:11,947
Yeah, I really
wanna do that.
291
00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:15,234
Sweet.
292
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,859
Right.
293
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:37,373
I was already...
294
00:15:50,687 --> 00:15:53,072
Hey.
Where have you been?
295
00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:56,409
Went to the office
like I said.
296
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,327
Nope. I called the office.
There was no answer.
297
00:15:58,329 --> 00:15:59,561
I was worried.
298
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:02,231
And then I took a walk.
299
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,866
It's a terrific town
to take a walk in.
300
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,401
Shut up.
301
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,903
I want the truth, Jeff.
302
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:10,089
I know you're up
to something.
303
00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:12,425
What is that red mark
on your collar?
304
00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:14,760
Huh? It's nothing.
305
00:16:14,762 --> 00:16:17,263
Oh, that is not nothing.
306
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:20,082
Is...
307
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:23,302
Oh, my god.
Is that barbecue sauce?
308
00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:25,304
What? No.
Of course not. It's not--
309
00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,440
It's not barbecue sauce.
310
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,311
It's lipstick.
311
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,264
I'm having an affair.
312
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,116
It's been going on
for a while.
313
00:16:38,402 --> 00:16:41,770
Uh-huh.
An affair, huh?
314
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:45,107
Then why did I find this
in your wallet?
315
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,879
It's a condom
for my sex affair.
316
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,499
It's a wet-nap, Jeff!
317
00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:59,138
Have you been running off
to eat bad food with Brenda?
318
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,673
Yeah, of course I--
look, I didn't tell you
319
00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:02,458
'cause I wanted
to spare your feelings.
320
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,427
Oh, god!
321
00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:07,213
Look, you cut me off.
I had to go somewhere else.
322
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:09,565
So you go running
to Brenda?
323
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,734
No, not necessarily Brenda.
324
00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:14,687
There have been others?
325
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,988
Look, I--I--
326
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,907
I'm always gonna crave
bad foods, Audrey.
327
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:19,074
That's just how I am.
328
00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:22,194
That's why
I worry about you.
329
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,362
I can't help it.
330
00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:26,165
This is what me loving you
looks like.
331
00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:30,419
Isn't there
some kind of compromise?
332
00:17:31,738 --> 00:17:35,708
Well, I'd be willing
to try loving you less.
333
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,877
Hey, maybe if you
weren't such a fanatic.
334
00:17:37,879 --> 00:17:40,129
Come on. If you were
just to let up a little,
335
00:17:40,131 --> 00:17:41,430
Then I would do better.
336
00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:44,183
I'd order egg whites
instead of eggs.
337
00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:46,335
And turkey bacon?
Oh, come on.
And turkey bacon?
Oh, come on.
338
00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:47,887
It's a deal breaker.
339
00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:49,805
All right, fine.
But then I get my home fries.
340
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,307
Done.
341
00:17:52,776 --> 00:17:55,261
So where'd you two go?
342
00:17:55,263 --> 00:17:56,946
Uh, well, we went
to duane's barbecue.
343
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:58,030
Ugh.
344
00:17:58,032 --> 00:17:59,398
And I thought about you
the whole time.
345
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,116
Oh, shut up.
346
00:18:04,788 --> 00:18:06,188
Where's that
little sex offender
347
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,708
You're always with?
348
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,963
He had other plans.
349
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:17,166
Hmm. So, once more,
I'm on my own.
350
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:19,335
You know, Doreen, uh,
351
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:21,170
I've been meaning
to compliment you on that.
352
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,557
Oh, I've had 'em
since I was 12 years old.
353
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:27,710
Oh, no, no.
No, no.
354
00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:30,513
Um, I was referring
to the pin you're wearing.
355
00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:32,782
"tipping is not just
a city in china."
356
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,100
Well done.
357
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,569
Thanks. I was hoping
you'd like it.
358
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,521
Oh! Look at us!
359
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:40,523
Two strangers
in a big city.
360
00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:42,224
Ohh...
361
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:43,359
We see each other daily,
362
00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:45,078
Yet I know
so little about you.
363
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,831
Who is this enigma
we call Doreen?
364
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,701
Nice try,
but I'm married.
365
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:54,236
Oh.
366
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,080
So...What are you
doing here?
367
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:07,683
I just stopped by
to goof on this place.
368
00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:10,436
It's so conventional
and mainstream.
369
00:19:10,438 --> 00:19:12,305
Hey, a diner
that sells pie.
370
00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:14,807
How original.
371
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:18,311
What do you want?
Pie, please.
What do you want?
Pie, please.
372
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:21,697
I'm gonna eat it
ironically.
373
00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:24,650
So, uh, will Topher
and his hipster friends
374
00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:28,371
Be joining you here
to help you give pie what for?
375
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,824
No, I left 'em
at some club in Brooklyn.
376
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:35,461
Truth is, it's hard
being cooler than everyone else.
377
00:19:35,463 --> 00:19:37,580
I mean,
you have to keep track
378
00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,549
Of what
you're actually enjoying
379
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:42,785
And what you're mocking
because other people enjoy it.
380
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:44,170
It's...
381
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,923
I don't have
that many levels.
382
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:50,893
Yes, one level
would be rounding it up.
383
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:55,181
Take it.
384
00:19:57,684 --> 00:19:59,685
It's taken.
385
00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,270
How about you?
386
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:03,156
Been having a good time?
387
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,825
not really, sir.
388
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,327
Everybody I know is
in some kind of a relationship.
389
00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:09,478
Mm.
390
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,531
And I realized,
for better or for worse--
391
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,834
And make no mistake,
it's often the latter--
392
00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:17,837
You're the most significant
relationship I have.
393
00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:21,874
Wow, you cast
a wide net.
394
00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:53,972
Adam.
395
00:20:55,441 --> 00:20:56,725
Adam!
396
00:20:57,693 --> 00:21:00,612
Oh.
Hey, honey.
397
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:09,735
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