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Woah.
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Do you have to have a procedure?
Is it serious?
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Nah, she's just having a node removed,
it's no big deal.
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No big deal?
I'm having surgery, Jeff.
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Yeah,
I'm just saying it's gonna be fun.
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A doctor is removing a part of my body.
My God, you are insensitive!
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It's gonna be fine, Audrey.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Isn't that...Isn't that
what Jeff was just...
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Oh, it's not worth it.
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Marriage...It's not a word,
it's a sentence.
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Am I right, fellas?
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God, it's still so weird
that Russell's married.
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Yeah. It's like seeing
a horse wearing a top hat.
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- Need a refill?
- Oh, yeah, thanks.
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- Can I get you anything else?
- Uh, I think I'm good.
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Ooh, actually I could use...
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Sorry, not my section.
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You see that, everybody?
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She gives him coffee and ignores me.
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It worked out this time,
'cause I looked down her shirt,
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but still.
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Yeah, well, life's pretty easy
for Mr. Handsome here.
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Exactly.
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Hey, well, maybe I'm in her
section and Russell isn't.
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You're at the same table.
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You don't know how they divvy it up.
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He's right.
Let me check.
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- Uh, excuse me.
- Yes?
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Hey, uh, is he in your section
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but the rest of the table is not?
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That's kind of a dumb question.
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Actually, it's his theory.
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Oh.
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You're adorable.
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Let me get you some free pie.
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Oh.
How--how 'bout that?
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Hey, you guys should see
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if they're giving away pie
in your section.
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Eechh.
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Tell her I'm in a meeting.
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Wait, I don't want to lie.
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Set up a meeting.
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Fine.
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And can you go to
that meeting for me?
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Those things are so pointless.
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Mrs. Dunbar, hello again.
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Um, I can't seem to locate him.
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Is there a message I can give?
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You can't wait to do what with him?
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This seems wildly personal.
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Do I really have to... okay, go on.
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Uhh!
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, sorry, wait.
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Was that "beside" or "inside"?
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"Inside," of course.
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And as the vomit gushes upward,
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I bid you adieu.
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Sir, if my duties have expanded
to include this type of thing,
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I'm going to insist
on your giving me a raise.
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Does this say "glow"?
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That's a "b." Now...
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It's been three years.
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All you need to do
is sign a piece of paper.
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All right, I'll sign it,
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but first you have to do
something for me.
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The company's going through
a little re-org action
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and somebody has to be fired.
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Me. Please say it's me.
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It's Lester in accounting.
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I tell you what.
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You help me break the news to Lester
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and I'll give you your little raise.
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And why can't you just do it, sir?
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Ah, you know how
I hate to be the bad guy.
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I don't know that at all.
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Just the other day, you pantsed Gil
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at his retirement luncheon.
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I did that dude a favor.
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His thank you speech was bombing.
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Hey. Great news.
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Oh, did your throat thing go well?
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That is great news.
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Well, it's good news.
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The great news is...
Are you ready for this?
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She can't talk.
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Not for a whole week.
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So bingo, daddy wins the lottery.
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That's big.
Congratulations.
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Thanks, buddy.
I appreciate it.
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You are such a jerk.
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That's the best part.
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If she tries to talk,
it's really painful.
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Hey, I'm just kidding around.
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I'm glad it went well.
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All I want is for you
to feel better, okay?
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That being said, I've been
waiting for this day
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since our honeymoon.
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Hey, listen, if it's too much,
say the word and I'll stop.
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Great.
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Ah, well, there's
an age-appropriate snack.
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Why are you eating a candy apple?
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Finally get to the bottom
of your Halloween bag?
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No. The lady at the street
fair gave it to me.
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Gave it to you? Oh, I'm sick
of you getting free stuff.
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He gets free drinks at bars.
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Well, that's for everyone, right?
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Your first drink's free
from lady bartenders.
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Or the gay man ones.
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No, it's just for you because
they think you're attractive.
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Like the waitress with the free pie.
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I could get that waitress even
if I didn't look like this.
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Actually, we're engaged,
so you can't "get her."
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Whatever.
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I'm just saying, people are into me
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'cause of my personality.
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Yeah, and girls like Brad Pitt
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because he cares about New Orleans.
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Lester in there?
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As you requested, sir.
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All right, this is gonna be
tough firing him,
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be we can do it.
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Okay, now you start,
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but when it comes time
to bring down the hammer,
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I take over.
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- You got it?
- Got it.
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Okay.
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Hey, Timmy.
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Ah, Lester.
It's good to see you.
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Yeah. Any idea why
Mr. Dunbar called me in?
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Actually, yes.
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Do your job!
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All right, then.
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Now, Lester, as you know,
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the economy is in pretty rough shape.
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Oh, I know.
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That's why I'm so thankful
to have this job.
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Yes, but the fact is,
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uh, even Dunbar Industries
is forced to reduce its staff.
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Oh, that sounds like a great chance
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for me to assume more responsibility.
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Uh, that actually won't be necessary.
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Oh, I'm happy to do it.
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I won't even take time off next week
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when my wife gives birth.
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You're having a baby?
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Well, babies. Twins.
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Oh, well, at least
you have your health.
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- Actually...
- You've got to be kidding me.
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Hey, hon, how was your day?
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Oh, that's right.
You can't talk. Darn it.
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'Cause, uh, tonight
I was gonna sit down
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and have you tell me about
your thoughts and feelings,
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all about your friends
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and the fascinating things they said.
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Oh, well, I guess I'll just
have to drink beer
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and watch TV instead.
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"My dad called.
Call him back."
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Aw, come on.
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Your dad goes on forever
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about stuff I could care less about.
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I guess you're not adopted.
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"You're a moron."
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Had that one pre-written, did we?
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Fine.
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Yeah, hey, Earl, it's Jeff.
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Uh, Audrey's doing well.
She said you called.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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I will. Thanks.
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Wow. That was the best
conversation we ever had.
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Concise and right to the point.
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Oh, your aunt died.
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So, what were you like
before you met Adam?
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Pretty easy or...?
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You had to buy me
a few drinks or a drink.
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But here's a little secret.
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Women enjoy sex too.
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That has not been my experience.
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Hi, guys.
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What did you do to yourself?
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I busted out
the Halloween makeup kit.
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I'm gonna prove a point.
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I don't know what's going on here,
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but this is gonna be great.
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Everyone thinks the world
is nice to me
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because of my looks.
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I'm gonna prove you're all wrong.
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Yo, yo.
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Could I get a vodka tonic?
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Sure thing.
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See, even looking like this,
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people are gonna treat me
the same way.
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Tonight when we get home, I'm not.
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Thanks, sweet cheeks.
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Uh, sir, that's $8.
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Oh, no, this is my first one.
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Congratulations.
It's still $8.
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I didn't bring my wallet.
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Just put it on our tab.
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Now will you please
take the makeup off?
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Don't listen to her.
Keep going.
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Yeah, well, I didn't get a chance
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to use my personality
on the bartender.
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Yeah? You'll see.
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My personality could get half
the girls here into the sack.
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But again, you can't.
We're engaged.
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Would you stop obsessing about that?
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Watch this.
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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Bet you don't need sugar
in that drink
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'cause you're sweet enough.
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Could you be any cheesier?
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Uhh!
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I can't believe this.
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I can't believe you're marrying him.
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Hi. My name's Jill.
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Oh, I'm sorry. There's
been a misunderstanding.
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You see, I'm actually
incredibly handsome.
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I'm so sorry about aunt Lucy.
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She was the really big one, right?
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She always smelled like funyuns?
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She was a good egg.
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She also smelled like eggs.
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What are you writing?
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Things I remember
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about aunt Lucy.
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You found a way to talk.
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What medicine gave me,
technology has taken away.
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I want to give a eulogy
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at the funeral.
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How?
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My voice
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should be better by then.
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If it isn't, you can always have
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your sexy little robot friend
do it for you.
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You're disgusting.
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You really think this voice is sexy?
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I do.
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And I wonder
what she has to say next.
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You are so hot, Jeff.
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Let's have sex and then cut up
all my credit cards.
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Hi, Timmy.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Rhodes.
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Hey, why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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What now?
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Because they taste funny.
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- Indeed.
- Okay, all right.
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Um, what do you call a dog
with no legs?
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I really am...
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It doesn't matter what you call him,
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because he ain't comin'.
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That's pretty funny, right?
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Mr. Rhodes, to what do I owe
this rather odd verbal assault?
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Well, Timmy, you know, I've realized
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that I kind of skate by on my looks,
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so I've decided to
let my personality emerge.
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You really think that's wise?
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Yes. I'm funny.
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And I'm also a very good listener.
266
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People like that.
267
00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:06,068
Go on.
268
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:10,547
It's a little more complicated
than that, don't you think?
269
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:12,099
- Sir?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
270
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:14,684
I was thinking about birds.
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What I was trying to say is
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that you can't just invent
a personality overnight.
273
00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:21,858
It's something that
takes shape over time.
274
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- Like a nest.
- Enough with the birds.
275
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All right.
All right, Timmy.
276
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I'll just let you get back to work.
277
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:29,967
Actually, it's not work at all.
278
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,319
I felt so badly about
firing poor Lester,
279
00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:36,239
I've taken it upon myself
to find him another job.
280
00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:38,291
"Eco-friendly buildings
for low-income housing."
281
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:40,627
Mm-hmm. Good salary, solid benefits.
282
00:14:40,752 --> 00:14:42,546
Well, Lester should be pretty happy.
283
00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:43,630
Mm, I should think so.
284
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:46,442
This job is actually
way better than, uh...
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Than mine.
286
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,594
Tastefully decorated room.
287
00:14:57,719 --> 00:14:59,813
Lovely flowers.
288
00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:04,974
Hey, it looks like they squeezed
her into a regular-sized casket.
289
00:15:10,814 --> 00:15:12,301
Sir, a moment, please.
290
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:15,078
Timmy, can you come in here
for a second?
291
00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:17,181
Take a look at this photo.
292
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:20,667
Do you think this picture's a fake?
293
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,003
Oh, no, I'm sure
it's a genuine photograph
294
00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:26,879
of Pippa Middleton
and J.Lo going at it.
295
00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:31,028
Now, as you know, sir,
I let Lester go.
296
00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:34,347
I mean, where would they have met?
297
00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:35,632
- Sir.
- She lives in England.
298
00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:38,668
Sir, I held up my end of the deal.
299
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,637
Now it's your turn to hold up yours.
300
00:15:40,912 --> 00:15:45,525
Oh, yeah, your raise.
What a buzz kill.
301
00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:47,194
I don't know, Tim.
302
00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:53,258
I mean, the economy's kind of
in a shambles right now.
303
00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:55,235
You are going to give me
a substantial raise,
304
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,014
and if you don't, I will leave
and take this job.
305
00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:07,940
"Eco-friendly housing"?
Snore.
306
00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:10,967
Sent them my resume, had a meeting.
307
00:16:11,092 --> 00:16:12,861
The job's mine if I want it.
308
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:15,781
But look at this crappy salary.
309
00:16:15,947 --> 00:16:20,010
It's 20% more than I make here.
310
00:16:20,135 --> 00:16:23,263
But can you really put a price
on working with friends?
311
00:16:23,538 --> 00:16:24,380
Hmm.
312
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,550
I detest you.
313
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:30,487
And in addition
to matching their offer,
314
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:33,340
you will also start treating me
like a human being.
315
00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:37,244
Oh ho ho!
316
00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:38,445
Wowee.
317
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:40,497
Well, that's asking a lot.
318
00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:43,016
I have the leverage.
319
00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:47,403
♪ Bah bah bah bah ♪
320
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:48,505
♪ ah bll-bll-bll-bll ♪
321
00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:55,578
10% raise.
No on the human being.
322
00:16:55,703 --> 00:16:57,580
Pass.
323
00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:59,783
Wait.
324
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:03,803
15 and I'll treat you like
Koko the gorilla,
325
00:17:03,928 --> 00:17:06,890
the one they taught
to read and write.
326
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:10,002
20%. Human being.
327
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:16,232
Eh...
328
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,801
How about this?
329
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,403
18 and neanderthal man.
330
00:17:20,528 --> 00:17:23,140
That's more man than ape,
and I think it's very fair.
331
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:28,995
What can one say about Lucille?
332
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:34,718
Oh, man, at least Lucy
gets to lie down.
333
00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:37,620
Do you still think you can speak?
334
00:17:37,745 --> 00:17:38,672
How's your voice?
335
00:17:38,797 --> 00:17:39,756
Better.
336
00:17:39,881 --> 00:17:41,308
Aud, you can't do this.
337
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,426
It is important to me.
338
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:48,749
And the next speaker will be
Lucy's beloved niece Audrey.
339
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,433
Hey, I'll tell you what.
340
00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:53,726
We'll go up there together and
I'll read your speech for you.
341
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:09,542
This just says, "you're a moron."
342
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:19,135
You left your speech at home?
343
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:23,967
Don't worry.
I've got this.
344
00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:27,637
Hey, Jeff Bingham here.
345
00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:30,306
I'm speaking for my dumb wife Audrey.
346
00:18:30,431 --> 00:18:34,661
Dumb in that she can't speak,
not stupid.
347
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:36,479
She's actually really smart,
348
00:18:36,604 --> 00:18:40,050
which often comes back
to bite me in the ass.
349
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:45,789
Yeah, aunt Lucy.
She's right in there.
350
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:47,857
Well, where does...
Where does one start?
351
00:18:47,982 --> 00:18:51,027
Uh, she loved funyuns.
352
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,212
Eggs.
353
00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:56,132
That's enough.
354
00:18:56,257 --> 00:19:00,253
I want to do this.
355
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:02,872
I want to tell you something
about aunt Lucy
356
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:05,558
that even Audrey doesn't know.
357
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,119
When Audrey and I were first dating,
358
00:19:07,335 --> 00:19:10,180
uh, I came out here
to meet her family,
359
00:19:10,305 --> 00:19:11,898
and it was pretty intimidating.
360
00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,933
I was feeling a lot of pressure.
361
00:19:14,058 --> 00:19:15,902
And one night aunt Lucy came up to me
362
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:19,856
and she said, "Jeff,
Audrey is a strong woman
363
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:22,058
"because she comes from
this strong family,
364
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:26,496
but as long as you love her,
we will all love you."
365
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:34,210
She was right, and for that,
I will always remember her.
366
00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:40,652
That was me!
367
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:43,405
I told you that, not Lucy.
368
00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:47,300
Just know I've got that story
369
00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:49,119
in the hopper for you when you go.
370
00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:58,945
Hey, sunshine.
371
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:02,288
- Hey. How was work?
- Oh, the usual.
372
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,617
And it sounds like your voice
is back to normal.
373
00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:05,574
Yeah, I think it is.
374
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:08,934
Well, all good things, right?
375
00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:14,961
Where's the remote?
376
00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:19,022
I hid it.
377
00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:20,967
Why?
378
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,393
I thought I'd take you up
on your earlier offer
379
00:20:23,518 --> 00:20:29,058
to talk about work,
my friends, my feelings.
380
00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:33,736
I'm sorry.
381
00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:37,623
It was a one-time-only offer.
382
00:20:37,748 --> 00:20:41,487
Hmm, I'm starting to forget
where I hid that remote.
383
00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:44,247
Well played.
384
00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:45,950
So...
385
00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:47,216
Work was good.
386
00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:49,829
I was in the copy room today
and I ran into Wendy.
387
00:20:49,995 --> 00:20:51,304
You remember Wendy?
388
00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:54,057
I told you about her and her
husband Phil's trip to Yosemite?
389
00:20:54,182 --> 00:20:56,676
Well, it seems that Phil
390
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:59,552
suggested Wendy lose a few pounds.
391
00:20:59,963 --> 00:21:01,130
She was crying.
392
00:21:01,255 --> 00:21:03,149
I mean, Phil himself is no prize,
393
00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:05,691
but I was not gonna bring that up.
394
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:14,451
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