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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, where's Audrey?
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Oh, big surprise, she's
stuck on another work call.
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Lately, all she does
is work.
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She even missed
our girls night last night.
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But we still had fun.
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Say, Jim,
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did you enjoy
your daiquiri?
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The first one.
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Don't remember
the second one.
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Anyways, Aud's being
totally slammed at work,
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which means twice
as many work stories.
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So let me know if you have
any trouble sleeping.
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Those things
are a magic bullet.
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Oh, great.
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Mm, what?
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The had store run out of
extra-large square?
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That's clever. How long you
been working on that one?
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Ah, I just thought of it.
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Two days ago.
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Ah, I just got
a text from Brenda.
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Who's that?
She's this lesbian.
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Ah, you have
my interest.
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She plays on
my softball team.
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Oh, you lost
my interest.
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Anyway, she's hurt,
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and if you don't have
at least one female,
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your team forfeits.
Jen...
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You're a girl, right?
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Well, if she's not,
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she did some pretty gay stuff
to me last night.
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So come on.
Can you play tomorrow?
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Oh, I'd love to,
but I have a meeting.
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You do?
Yes.
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No, but I thought we were
hanging out tomorrow afternoon.
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No, I have a meeting.
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No, no, no, no.
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You said you had
nothing going on.
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I mean, to quote you,
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"I literally have nothing
to do tomorrow afternoon.
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Boy, would I love
to go outside."
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Oh, my God,
this is so frustrating.
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We can't use any of the couch
shots from the Hampton shoot.
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They're terrible.
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So now I have to go out
and find a new photographer.
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Don't fret.
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You know I happen to be
a bit of a shutterbug me self.
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This'd be easy for you.
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You won't have to get
the couch drunk
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and trick it into
taking its top off.
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You know what would be
a really fun break for you
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from all this work?
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Come on out to Central Park
and play some softball tomorrow.
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What, did the team lesbian
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have another
gay wedding to go?
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No, Mrs. Stereotyper.
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She dislocated a shoulder
playing field hockey.
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So, uh...
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Come on, you need to get
out of the office.
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Yeah, I--I don't
think I can.
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Oh, listen, it's like
they say on their death bed.
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Nobody ever wishes
that they spent less time
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playing softball.
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Uh, I don't know.
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I mean...
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Look at ya.
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Seriously, you got bags
under your eyes.
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Your skin's pale.
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You're all slouched over.
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You look like a corpse.
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Probably just the lighting
in here.
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I don't think so.
Jen looks fantastic.
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It's Central Park.
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It's a sunny day.
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It'll be good for you.
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All right, fine.
Yes, I'll play.
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Come on, you look like
a mole person.
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I said I would play.
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Mmm.
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Wait.
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What are we doing?
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Well, if you're
having to ask,
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I must not be
doing it very well.
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No, I meant us
having sex.
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So much, so soon
after we met.
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I'm not hearing
a problem here.
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Look, Timmy...
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I really like you.
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And I you.
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Here, let me show you
how much.
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No.
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That's the thing.
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I think we should
stop having sex
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and instead focus
on the non-physical part
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of our relationship.
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Hmm? Non-what, now?
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We have to get
to know each other better
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if we want to give our
relationship
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a stronger foundation.
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Says you.
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I don't even know
about your interests,
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your family, your friends.
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Cricket, only child,
Nate and Ramesh.
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Okay, so, uh...
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Do you want
to tell me yours now
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or after we nude up?
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No, I think
we should hold off
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until we create a real
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emotional and intellectual
connection.
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That sounds like
a dynamite idea, really.
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But perhaps we could
implement that plan, say,
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20 minutes from now,
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after we've successfully
formed a human camel.
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We have to be strong
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if we want to give this
the best chance it can have.
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Without distractions.
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Yes, you're quite right.
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Hmm.
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The logical
part of me agrees.
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I'm so glad.
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Timmy...
Hmm?
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It feels like another part of
you might disagree.
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Yes, well, uh,
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rest assured,
as soon as I get home,
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I'm going
to give it what for.
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x05 d
Play Ball
Original Air Date on October 18, 2010
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-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Oh, no, you guys
still here?
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Yeah, the handyman
set off a bug bomb
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in our apartment.
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Oh, you got bugs?
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No, he just doesn't like me.
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Anyway, what's going on?
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Well, in Timmy's case,
a whole lotta nada.
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I see.
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So now we're sharing
intimate information
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I told you in confidence.
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Heh heh, we're about to.
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So Timmy here
has been getting down
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with that little mousey girl
at work.
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Right in her office.
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Timmy,
I knew you had it in you.
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Yeah, so did she.
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Funny part is,
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now that she
got him hooked,
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she cut him off.
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No more sex.
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Yes, that's the funny part.
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Wow. So she had sex with you,
and then no more?
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Hmm, I heard that happens
to guys who don't look like me.
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I could show you
what it's like.
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Well, if I were this guy,
maybe you could.
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Come on.
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Yeah, Jen,
it's kind of common knowledge
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that you're always
good to go.
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Ouch.
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Insulted by someone
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who looks like
they're in the middle
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of gender reassignment.
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But the question is,
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which was he going?
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Look, Allison
believes that sex
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is not the way to begin
a meaningful relationship.
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And I concur.
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Yeah, good luck running
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that three-legged race
by yourself.
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Of course
that's how you feel.
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Why spend time getting
to know a woman
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when it merely
increases her chances
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of picking you
out of a lineup?
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It's different
for different couples.
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I mean, Jen and I had sex
the first night we met.
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I don't even think
she knew my name.
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But...
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But now we're
totally getting married.
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Adam.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Of course
you know my name now.
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That's not what
I was talking about.
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Oh. Oh! Right.
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Oh. Oh, my God, the cat's
out of the bag.
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Okay, Timmy,
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there's a good chance you're
not coming to our wedding.
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Uh...It's really small--
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wrong again, Adam.
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Oh, hey,
good news, buddy.
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You're back in.
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No, he's not back in.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm not a human being,
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or some of this
could really sting.
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So he gave me the medicine,
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and I got better
right away.
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Ah...So you're
allergic to ragweed.
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How about that?
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See?
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We're getting
to know each other.
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And that will only
enhance the experience
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when we go back to...
You know.
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Yes, I remember.
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Pardon me.
It's all right.
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Ooh.
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So, uh...
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Any other allergies,
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or is it just
the ragweed then?
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Cat dander.
Uh-huh.
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Pollen.
Oh.
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That's it.
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All right, then.
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Isn't this
where you get off?
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I'm very close.
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Ah, good.
Right, buh-bye.
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All right!
Daddy's lunch is here.
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Bring it in.
Uhh! Ow!
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You can keep the cha--
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Ow!
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I'm not sure lavender's
the right color.
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Audrey, get the ball!
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Atta girl.
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What?
Oh, no, no.
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No, no.
I told her that's not right.
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Audrey, throw the ball!
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No, it has to be lilac,
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and that is final!
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I'm not--
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hold on, I'm getting
another call.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Audrey.
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It's Jeff from softball.
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Yeah, I'm sorry to catch you
at a bad time.
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Uh, some of the fellas
were hoping
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we could get the ball back!
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Um...
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Um, Timmy...
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Timmy, if you have
to do that at work,
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take it in the men's room.
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Russell, I'm only trying
to get the last of the wite-out.
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Yeah, I know.
I've been there.
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Take it
in the men's room, fella.
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So this wite-out.
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Oh.
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Well, still.
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Ever since Allison
cut you off,
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you've been
a little bit edgy.
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Really?
Do you think so?
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Because I feel
pretty damn relaxed!
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I'm just concerned,
that's all.
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Well, don't be.
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Because it's none
of your business.
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Well, it became my business
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when you threw
a sandwich in there
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and cracked my sternum.
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Well, I'm sorry,
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but, yes, I'm a bit pent-up.
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All right,
well, calm down.
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Uncle Russell's gonna help you
release the pressure.
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Look, I don't care how soft
and ladylike your hands are,
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the answer's no.
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No, no, no.
No, I didn't mean that.
263
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,627
No, I'm just saying
264
00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:20,745
I've got a phone
full of numbers here
265
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,097
of professional ladies
266
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:27,135
classified by what
they're willing to do.
267
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:30,138
So let me make this clear.
268
00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:32,974
I only want Allison.
269
00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:35,193
And I don't
patronize call girls.
270
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,864
I don't patronize them,
either.
271
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,600
I treat them with respect.
272
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,820
And then sometimes,
they let you do extra stuff.
273
00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:47,906
Gratis.
274
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,947
Tuna sandwich, please.
275
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,282
Hmm.
276
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,668
You guys have popsicles?
277
00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:03,421
No.
278
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:04,472
Okay.
279
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,791
Do you have
comment cards?
280
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,347
Okay, so I've decided
281
00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:15,100
we need a new, better
story of how we met.
282
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,351
What? Are you kidding?
283
00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:17,903
Our story's great.
284
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,272
Bar, drunk,
did it in the cab,
285
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,306
did it in the park.
286
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,241
It's got something
for everybody.
287
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,309
Not for me.
288
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,161
I mean, I come off
looking pretty slutty.
289
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,863
But I love
that you're slutty.
290
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:32,367
I know, and we'll
always have that.
291
00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:33,335
Ohh.
292
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,170
But I made up
a new story,
293
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,538
and I would like us
to tell people that one
294
00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:37,789
from now one.
295
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,992
Okay, will it change
what really happened?
296
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,493
No.
297
00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:43,795
Okay, what do you got?
298
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,597
Okay.
299
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,666
So one afternoon, you saw me
disappear into a cabin.
300
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,968
You were so enchanted
by my beauty
301
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,669
that you knocked
a bike messenger off his bike
302
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,889
and rode after me
for 20 blocks.
303
00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:01,012
What happened
to the bike messenger?
304
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,547
What does it matter?
305
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,984
Honey, people are gonna
worry about him.
306
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,036
Fine, you gave
the bike messenger
307
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,821
$100 for his bike.
308
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,540
Ooh! How about
you offered him $100,
309
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,876
but he wouldn't take it,
since it was for love.
310
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,578
No.
311
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,213
Honey, honey,
it makes him sound like
312
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,714
a better guy than me.
313
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,033
I mean...
In that version,
314
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,086
it seems like you should
end up with him.
315
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:26,655
Oh...
316
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:29,758
What if I'm
the bike messenger?
317
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,349
There we go!
318
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,267
Yeah, nice rip!
Nice rip!
319
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,385
Audrey, you're up.
320
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,737
No, that works
as a feature.
321
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,022
Not as a cover.
Audrey.
322
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,740
Hey.
What?
323
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,159
Gah--what is wrong
with you?
324
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,861
You been on this phone
the whole game!
325
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,229
Well, I'm sorry,
but my job
326
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,231
is a little more important
than your softball game.
327
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,249
Well, first of all,
328
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,400
this game has playoff
implications.
329
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,152
Second,
it's not about the game.
330
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:58,870
Your job is making you
miserable.
331
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,571
Oh, it's not that bad.
332
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,957
Well, it's making me
miserable.
333
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,677
If you're not working,
you're complaining about work.
334
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,045
Look around.
335
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,431
It is a gorgeous day.
336
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,799
But you don't see any of it.
337
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,767
I wish you could
just relax
338
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,853
and have fun,
like the rest of us.
339
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,554
You gotta batter
up there, Bingham?
340
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:19,391
You shut up!
Shut up, right now!
341
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,929
Come on.
Come on, get out here.
342
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,031
Have some fun.
I know you can.
343
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,615
Yes, I will.
I'm gonna have fun.
344
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,983
Okay.
345
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,454
Eye on the ball.
346
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,605
Eye on the ball.
347
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,074
I hit it!
I hit it!
348
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,942
All right, way to go, hon!
Why don't you run?
349
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,627
You gotta run.
Oh, oh!
350
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,379
That's all right.
351
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,281
My God, she sucks.
352
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,786
Uh, Mr. Dunbar?
353
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,888
You wanted to see me?
354
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,789
Uh, yes, Allison.
355
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,893
Um, wanted to talk to you
about Timmy.
356
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,228
Oh, does the company
frown upon
357
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,646
interoffice relationships.?
358
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,648
Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
359
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,101
Except for some of mine,
heh heh.
360
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,853
But that's a big
he said,
361
00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:07,822
the rest of 'em said
situation.
362
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,325
Now, uh, the company
frowns upon
363
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,410
"kind of" relationships.
364
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,478
Pardon me?
365
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,662
You know,
366
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,814
"we're kind of together,
367
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,950
but we're not together."
368
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:26,040
Are you implying
what I think you're implying?
369
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,842
I'm not really implying
anything.
370
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,762
I mean, what kind of
professional would I be
371
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,515
if I were to tell you
to let Tim
372
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,601
ring the old bell
once in a while.
373
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,254
So you're telling me
I should sleep with Timmy?
374
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:43,358
No.
375
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,511
That would be
against the law.
376
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,146
Oh, my God.
377
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,814
I can't believe you.
378
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,167
"Oh, my God,
379
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,285
I can't believe you."
380
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,321
Alice, what's going on?
381
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,706
Mr. Dunbar just told me
to sleep with you.
382
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,825
Oh, my.
How terrible.
383
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,711
What was your answer?
384
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,130
No!
385
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,464
I see.
I can explain.
386
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,033
You see, um,
because you and I
387
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,085
are not currently
being intimate,
388
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,887
Mr. Dunbar feels I've been
taking out
389
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,205
my frustrations on him.
390
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,674
Are you frustrated?
391
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:17,976
No.
392
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,181
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
393
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,099
And now that we've
gotten to know each other,
394
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,253
I was ready to resume
our sexual activities.
395
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,188
But...
396
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,191
We'll see.
397
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,243
Anyway, now I say
we keep waiting.
398
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,946
Uh, uh, wh-why do you
now say that?
399
00:16:37,947 --> 00:16:39,781
Well, we wouldn't want
your boss thinking
400
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:41,065
he had an effect on us,
would we?
401
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,035
Well, he is the boss,
now, isn't he, so...
402
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,237
Still, we shouldn't give him
that satisfaction.
403
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:50,258
For God's sake,
what about my satisfaction?
404
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,978
Is what he'll say after hearing
of our excellent plan.
405
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,574
Audrey!
406
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,462
Audrey!
407
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,883
Audrey, get your head
out of your ass!
408
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,588
Jeff...
409
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,223
Jeff, I need
to talk to you.
410
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,341
What are you doing?
Get back out there.
411
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,293
I made a decision.
412
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,895
I'm quitting.
413
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,263
Just 'cause I told you
414
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,648
to get your head
out of your ass?
415
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,798
No, no, not the team.
416
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,150
I'm quitting my job.
417
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,768
What? Why?
418
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,571
You were right.
It's making me miserable.
419
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,106
Everybody's job
makes them miserable.
420
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,641
That's why they gotta
pay you to do it.
421
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,193
Come on, there's gotta be
something else
422
00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:00,328
I can do with my life.
423
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,746
Well, it's not
professional softball,
424
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,148
I'll tell you that.
425
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,617
For the first time in years,
426
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,086
I feel light and alive.
427
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,871
Hey, what's going on
out here?
428
00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:11,289
It's not game related.
429
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,007
Bob, I'm quitting my job.
430
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,459
Oh, good for you, Audrey.
431
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,661
You looked exhausted the last
several times I've seen you.
432
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,263
Is it that obvious?
433
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,297
Call 'em as I see 'em.
434
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,348
Hey, what's
the hold-up, Jeff?
435
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,349
It's nothing, Sully.
436
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,433
Can we just get back
to the game?
437
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,668
Audrey's quitting her job.
438
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,553
Really? You know,
I recently quit my job.
439
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,689
Started making
customized bird houses.
440
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,973
Well, you know,
Jeff and I
441
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,392
are working
on starting a family.
442
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:32,443
No kidding?
443
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,511
You know, my wife
went back to work
444
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,513
full-time after
the twins were born.
445
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,282
She had a really hard time
finding balance.
446
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,317
I can't find balance now.
447
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,319
Then I gotta
respect your decision.
448
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,405
Thank you.
That means a lot, Johnny mo.
449
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,496
And there,
450
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,632
standing outside my apartment
in the rain,
451
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,068
was Adam.
452
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,255
Then I walked up to her
and I said, "hey...
453
00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:04,092
"Let me buy you
a cup of coffee...
454
00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:08,229
For the rest of your life."
455
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,515
What a nice story.
456
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,400
Hmm.
457
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,903
Really made the most
of that break.
458
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,406
Hey.
There she is.
459
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,892
Hey there's
the future unemployed lady.
460
00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:25,279
Too bad we can't celebrate
with a round of popsicles.
461
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,951
So how do you feel?
Are you excited?
462
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,954
I am, I feel like I'm starting
a whole new chapter.
463
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,206
And how do you feel?
464
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,709
Initially, I was terrified
of losing the second income
465
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,711
and Audrey
having so much time
466
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,014
to buy stuff
we don't need.
467
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,182
And now?
468
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,050
That's all.
469
00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:53,778
Oh, hey, Timmy,
is the mail here yet?
470
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:55,713
What do you think this is?
471
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,333
What...Do...You...Think?
472
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:06,758
She's still holding out
on you, huh?
473
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,677
So are you ever gonna
tell Mr. Dunbar
474
00:20:09,678 --> 00:20:10,879
we're doing it again?
475
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,931
Hey, Timmy,
would you mind please
476
00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:14,682
getting me a cup of coffee?
477
00:20:14,683 --> 00:20:16,317
No.
478
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,102
I quite like
the way things are.
479
00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:22,690
Get it yourself,
you spray-tanned dwarf!
480
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:25,610
I'm off to lunch!
481
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:26,778
Shall we?
482
00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:29,330
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